Speaker 1: Let's do this. You guys, there's another woman in need.
Speaker 2: We are going to East Windsor for War of the
Roses this morning. Jennifer's on the line having a problem
with her husband.
Speaker 1: Doug.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Jennifer, Good morning, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Welcome to War the Roses. You know how it goes.
Speaker 2: Before we can call your husband or find out what's
going on, you have to tell us why you think
he's cheating on you.
Speaker 1: What's happening?
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, Well I don't know. I've been married to
him for many years, okay, and we have two kids
that are already out of the house. Okay, we are
in our routine. But my husband over the past couple
of months have like, has been been very strained. He's
been coming home late from work, and then he goes
to the home depot a lot on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Is there anything other than the home depot that's make
it causing you concern?
Speaker 3: Well, it's just that he took so long at.
Speaker 1: The home depot, Okay, okay, so.
Speaker 3: Like three hours, and so I was cleaning up and
getting stuff out of his truck, and I found this
pair of sunglasses that were not mine. So I said
you know, hey, who's sunglasses of these? You know, because
they look like a woman's pair. Definitely not his. Yeah, okay,
And he tells me, oh, those are my moms. And
I called her and she said, no, those are not mine.
They're like gold with red highlights, like she could never
wear them. And then I went online on Facebook and
my friend's wife is wearing them in a picture, Kelly.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, And so you're telling me they were
red with gold something, So those aren't just like your
ordinary like ray bands. It's like and so this friend,
the friend of you guys, the wife was wearing them.
Speaker 1: So she's married. Yeah, all right, so this woman is I.
Speaker 3: Was gonna call her Kelly. Kelly is wearing these glasses
like in a recent picture, laughing.
Speaker 4: Okay, I just can't believe it.
Speaker 3: But like, I really do think he's cheating.
Speaker 2: That's too bizarre for me. We're gonna call him off.
We're gonna get to the bottle.
Speaker 4: Listen.
Speaker 2: I hope it's nothing, because I think we've been in
these situations before, you guys, Walmart and Savannah correct me
if I'm wrong. Where actually there was another woman, but
they weren't like hooking up. She was like, help, you know,
hell by like a birthday? Do you have an anniversary?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I'm gonna put you on hold. Don't stress.
Speaker 2: We're gonna call dog. You know how we do it.
We'll offer him roses, we'll try to get information out
of them, and you're gonna be listening and feel free
to jump in when you want.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, this guy's sketchy. Yeah, this whole thing. I
wasn't like sold on the home deeper thing, but then
the glasses thing. I was like, oh Jeff, what any comments? None?
Speaker 4: This is a dog.
Speaker 1: Hi, Doug, this is Cassie giving you a call from
Flowers Express. How are you this morning?
Speaker 4: Hi, Kathy, what's up?
Speaker 1: Hey, it's Cassie by the way. But that's okay, no
big deal, you know, just calling to let you know
you are the winner of our online weekly contest. Congratulations.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, I didn't even know it was interested in
a contest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, congratulations. So you just want to a dozen gorgeous
and I mean gorgeous long stemmros this courtesy of Flowers Express.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, thank you?
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I will be really upfront. This is a
paid for promotion. So the only kind of catch twenty
two is that I'm not going to be sending them
directly to you. I can send them to somebody on
your behalf. So this way they get the flowers, you're like, wow,
that flowers expressed does a great job, and then you
look great. And then the next time you need flowers,
you'll call us, And the next time they need flowers,
they'll call us. So as long as they're cooled all
of that, we can go ahead and get this party started.
Speaker 4: Interesting, okay, so what do I need to do?
Speaker 1: All right? So if you're willing to accept, I have
a card in front of me that we could take
down a message for.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, how about right, I can't wait for our
next trip to home depot? And can you put like
a little winki face?
Speaker 1: Okay, so I can't wait for our next trip to
home depot?
Speaker 4: You said, yeah, that's right, it's kind of an inside joke.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess it must be all right. And you
want a little winki face?
Speaker 4: You said, yep, No, do.
Speaker 1: You want like the emoji or do you want like
the semi colon parentheses?
Speaker 4: The emoji would be perfect the emoji?
Speaker 1: Okay, I can totally make that happen for you, my guy.
All right, And do we have a name for the card?
Speaker 4: Yes, this would be to Kelly to Kelly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Doug, what the hell are you doing?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: You sent Kelly flowers?
Speaker 4: Is this Jennifer ding Ding Ding?
Speaker 3: Jennifer?
Speaker 4: Dog?
Speaker 3: What is going on? I cannot do this to us?
Speaker 4: Okay, totally explain, all right, Doug.
Speaker 2: Before you explain, I have to let you know you're
on the radio. It is Kiss ninety five to seven,
wore the Roses, the floor is Savannah Walmart is here.
And I do think you need to explain to Jennifer
why you're sending flowers to Kelly.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, Jennifer. Can we talk about this off
the radio?
Speaker 3: Oh? Absolutely, we will, Are they okay?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, not yet, Dog, not yet.
Speaker 2: You're not going to get off this country. Why was
Kelly's sunglasses in your truck? Why were her sunglasses in
your truck?
Speaker 4: It's it's kind of a complicated situation, but you know
it's it's totally explainable.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I don't buy it. We're listening. I got time,
I got coffee.
Speaker 4: We were just taking a little trip to to get
some stuff for work, and and she left them in
my car.
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to give us another story, Jennifer, Do
you have any questions for him?
Speaker 1: Because it sounds so sketchy for me. Sketchy it really does.
Speaker 3: Dog, I don't understand this. You don't even really know
owe her. Apparently, whenever we go out with the two
of them, you have all these bad things to say
about her, and now you're like giving her rise place.
That doesn't make sense, Dug.
Speaker 1: It's a little two face Dug covering his tracks.
Speaker 4: Well m h, yeah, I realized I do have some
things to complain explain, but Jennifer, I think it would
be easier to explain in person.
Speaker 2: Fine, all right, you know what, I just want to
put you guys on hold. You can explain in person
all you want, but I want to talk to you
Jennifer real quick, because we do offer couples counseling, and
we pick up the tab. You guys, hold on, okay,
cause I don't think we're going to get any other answers.
Then they want to discuss it in private, which is fine.
Speaker 1: Hold on,