Speaker 1: Back. Welcome to the Deadline Podcast, episode number two hundred
Speaker 1: and sixty four. We are back once again to talk
Speaker 1: about none other than the World Wrestling Federation is launching.
Speaker 2: I mean, I fucking love talking about the World Wrestling Federation,
Speaker 2: especially in the year of two Auto Auto two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the very beginning, and it is actually
Speaker 1: a continuation almost of a raw that we did here
Speaker 1: recently where Triple H returned at Madison Square Garden. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I wish I could say that we were like, you know,
Speaker 2: like just trying to follow up on something there that
Speaker 2: was an accident that just happened to be the same week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we actually watched this because this episode of SmackDown
Speaker 1: from January tenth to two thousand and two is the
Speaker 1: one where Rakishi shit Is Poo also returned. This is returning, dude,
Speaker 1: was Yeah, all the legends came together for one night only.
Speaker 2: There's really no better explanation of what this show is.
Speaker 2: This is why we watched this show. We watched the
Speaker 2: show because we're Kichi Ship.
Speaker 1: Nine shit, we gotta watch this episode, Tony.
Speaker 2: Not only was this like selected, but this was something
Speaker 2: that was brought up maybe one to two weeks ago.
Speaker 2: And then somehow came back around as being what we
Speaker 2: were watching this week.
Speaker 1: But before we get into that, we have some deadlock updates.
Speaker 1: Watch this on the Patreon Roderick Strong versus Kazuchko Kata
Speaker 1: Ring of Honor, Field of Honor twenty fifteen fifteen something.
Speaker 2: I thought it was twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: Twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: Oh, maybe you're right.
Speaker 1: I don't know, twenty fifteen. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Whatever we wanted to be. You would know because you
Speaker 2: should have already watched it on our patreon at patreon
Speaker 2: dot com slash dead like whatever you in the Finalogy Year.
Speaker 2: But if you haven't, you should go check it out.
Speaker 2: That's a match that both James and Tony were both
Speaker 2: they're live for. Instead of going to NXT.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we decided that it was time to hot Ton
Speaker 1: across the line. This was twenty fifteen, by the way
Speaker 1: I got it.
Speaker 2: I figured it out it was twelve, twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: SGH suggestion thread is up on the Patreon Suggest stuff.
Speaker 2: Dude, Yes, please go suggest stuff right now for what
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Speaker 2: there's really no rules there. We just kind of us well, yeah,
Speaker 2: so guess anything you want and then we'll pick it
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Speaker 1: A new retro sync is up on Patreon. The Double Buried,
Speaker 1: a live match from SmackDown.
Speaker 2: Yes SmackDown nineteen ninety nine, shouts out David bi Weekly
Speaker 2: releases on our Patreon. Also in Dollar Tier of an
Speaker 2: old review of ours that is synced to the actual
Speaker 2: footage of the event. And this one is, as James said,
Speaker 2: the Double Buried live match with Taker and Big Show
Speaker 2: against rockinsas connection. We almost accidentally watched it again recently.
Speaker 1: DPW that is Deadlock Pro Wrestling is going and coming
Speaker 1: and if you're not going, you're not coming. Carolina Classic
Speaker 1: Airs live this weekend on DPW on demand dot Com.
Speaker 1: It is our third annual Carolina Classic tournament where the
Speaker 1: winner earns a guaranteed DPW World Championship match. Very important
Speaker 1: tournament once again, the last two winners respectively, first was
Speaker 1: Lucky Ali, second j Malachi, and third Tune in this
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Speaker 1: October thirteenth, we are in Charlotte's with DPW Super Battle,
Speaker 1: the biggest event in company history.
Speaker 2: Hell ever of all time. Man, I'm excited me too.
Speaker 1: I think that's gonna be a very fun show. I
Speaker 1: think it's going to be a historic night for many,
Speaker 1: many reasons, and you should go to it if you can.
Speaker 1: Tickets are available dpwtix dot com. October thirteenth at the
Speaker 1: Grady Cole Center, our first time ever there historic Grady
Speaker 1: Coal that was a big venue back in the JCP days,
Speaker 1: So it's very interesting to have us kind of take
Speaker 1: over that stop.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, man, I mean that's there's a lot of
Speaker 2: history there, and we do like to visit places that
Speaker 2: have a lot of history and try to make some
Speaker 2: history of our own. I mean we got kent to there.
Speaker 2: Masato Tanaka announced may or may not have another big
Speaker 2: as announcement that may or may not already be out
Speaker 2: by the time this podcast is out, but I don't
Speaker 2: want to say for sure.
Speaker 1: So of course, get your tickets DPW tix dot com,
Speaker 1: get your watch on at DPW on demand dot com,
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck?
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Speaker 1: where does he work now?
Speaker 2: W w E? No way, really he's still signed there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's crazy.
Speaker 2: That is crazy?
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Speaker 1: first kid, should I show them Samoa Joe versus necro
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Speaker 1: if DPW was going to hire the Carolina Caveman Number two.
Speaker 1: Why way they hired the Carolina Caveman number He's not
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Speaker 2: I mean, there's just no way you would have ever
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Speaker 1: You guys know what time it is? Question doulo Patreon,
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Speaker 2: You can ask some questions. We can give you some answers.
Speaker 2: Who knows if you'll like the answers. Who knows if
Speaker 2: we'll like the questions. We'll have to find out right now.
Speaker 2: First question here, use your name, Happy Tiger Snugglefer asks
Speaker 2: when would you boys say? Is the ideal time to
Speaker 2: ask a question for the Q and A segment. I'm
Speaker 2: posting this two hours after the thread was posted, but
Speaker 2: wasn't sure if there is a distance of time between
Speaker 2: when the thread is posted and when the questions are
Speaker 2: answered on the pod. I imagine it's better ask when
Speaker 2: the first couple of hours rather than the first couple
Speaker 2: of days. So I I mean, we're insane. I go through,
Speaker 2: We go through the entire thread, so like as long
Speaker 2: as it's before we record, which is usually like a
Speaker 2: few days after the thread is up, your question will
Speaker 2: be seen at the very least. Now we'll be picked yours.
Speaker 2: Did you know what I mean? If you've asked a
Speaker 2: question like maybe four times in a row and it
Speaker 2: hasn't been picked, maybe it's time to fucking change up
Speaker 2: a little some ship. We're just not gonna answer. We
Speaker 2: don't have an answer. No, there's I mean, like, as
Speaker 2: long as it's you know, within like two to three
Speaker 2: days of it going up previously, fine, If it's before
Speaker 2: the weekendreare good. But yeah, yeah, we I fucking read
Speaker 2: every question and then I'd pick it and then that's
Speaker 2: how we go. Like, uh, like this question here, this
Speaker 2: next one from fat rye back asks if you could,
Speaker 2: would you buy the nw A like just you know,
Speaker 2: I don't think we just have it even for the library. No, now,
Speaker 2: is is there a company you would want to buy?
Speaker 2: Like if we could buy TNA right now?
Speaker 1: No, I wouldn't buy TNA.
Speaker 2: What if you could buy CZW and we could book CZW?
Speaker 1: No? I think that's like uh, I mean yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean I think I would buy the World Wrestling Federation.
Speaker 2: Oh, ship like.
Speaker 1: Down also can put on Michael's back on top.
Speaker 2: But you know what the is happening here?
Speaker 1: I'd put him behind the counter at a Burger King
Speaker 1: put down.
Speaker 4: He doesn't the work of burgy just because you shut
Speaker 4: down the wh.
Speaker 2: Oh ship, I don't know, then no interest anymore.
Speaker 1: I would buy every company that even has interest in
Speaker 1: hiring the Heartbreak, shut it down, and hire him my
Speaker 1: Burger King franchise.
Speaker 2: You're good by to means like, at least he has
Speaker 2: a job.
Speaker 1: They're gonna have work.
Speaker 4: I like, what what wrestling company would buy Burger King?
Speaker 2: Not only that he's buying theble up and he also
Speaker 2: has a litany of burger Kate.
Speaker 1: Franchise a limited employees though all these lessons with no jobs?
Speaker 1: How also would it be to go to a Burger
Speaker 1: King and you always get a WWF legend there now
Speaker 1: always what you want a burger what we.
Speaker 2: Don't got no shit? Wow? Yeah, I mean that's a
Speaker 2: great idea, James. You want to just fucking tempted to
Speaker 2: sound crazy Burger King. If you ever need help, do
Speaker 2: you know what to call? Dude, Burger King of the ring.
Speaker 1: It's right there.
Speaker 4: Can you just make this spicy long boy sandwich?
Speaker 1: Please? Thank you? Oh oh no, did you hear that?
Speaker 1: Heartbreak kid? You gotta make the Spicy Long Sailance.
Speaker 2: This is a two part question here from two different people,
Speaker 2: but it kind of all leads to the same alleyway here.
Speaker 2: Dick the Cock Johnson and the wood Master at WrestleMania
Speaker 2: X sixty nine or maybe not. Dude asks who would
Speaker 2: be your guys dream pick for Brian Danielson's last match
Speaker 2: in AW and Big AJ for the next Carolina Classic
Speaker 2: asks if Brian Danielson suddenly wanted to take Indy dates,
Speaker 2: who is the one person you're putting him against? So
Speaker 2: who would his last AW match being? If we could
Speaker 2: put him in a match? Who do we put him
Speaker 2: against in a W? Yeah, like his last a W match,
Speaker 2: like thinking like on that run, Okay.
Speaker 1: Like on a pay per view or something like it,
Speaker 1: if it was like advertised as his last sand off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he would face the Beast Mortis.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, wow, I mean.
Speaker 1: And the bees Morts would win.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know all the same page of that.
Speaker 4: I was thinking of the right back and I think
Speaker 4: they'd be a good.
Speaker 2: Oh he's not on the a W roster. You know
Speaker 2: you're going crazy?
Speaker 1: Well he will, he will be.
Speaker 4: That would be his debut match and.
Speaker 1: A Brian Danielson's final match is an open challenge to
Speaker 1: anyone that works at Burger King currently.
Speaker 2: To catch the putting him out to pasture would probably
Speaker 2: be awesome to I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that would be awesome.
Speaker 4: That'd be cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be sick as That's also probably my answer
Speaker 2: for the dp W one, though I would like to
Speaker 2: do Brian Datis versus.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that'd be a good pick for that one.
Speaker 2: D p W.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: DPW. I mean there's like there's too many answers for
Speaker 2: the DPW one. Like I'd love to see what a
Speaker 2: priest Brian Danielson match looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Jake with me an interesting one.
Speaker 2: Jake's my answer to every question.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, Anthony Henry, Anthony Henry probably a fun man.
Speaker 1: Chris Danger.
Speaker 2: Wow, I'd love to see Brian Danierson stomp him in
Speaker 2: the head for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: Fine, imagine DPW is a three minute ass walking on
Speaker 1: a level you can never imagine.
Speaker 2: Chris Danger. We pay him an unbelief amount of money
Speaker 2: and getting Wow, that's awesome. We wing on Q and
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Speaker 2: named Valvenus dot com ask question for Toby do you
Speaker 2: still talk to video game Donkey? And will you ever
Speaker 2: make a video with him again? I've given the chance.
Speaker 1: I've given the chance. Yes, do I talk to him? No?
Speaker 4: I don't, not anymore.
Speaker 2: When was the last time you think you talked to him?
Speaker 4: I don't know. It's been it's been a while. I
Speaker 4: can't even remember, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got his own video game company now, and
Speaker 4: he's crazy.
Speaker 2: That you can be the video right if like we
Speaker 2: had a game and like we did it through his Uh.
Speaker 1: Oh, that would be sweet.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be so cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 4: Wow, that would be really cool.
Speaker 1: Donkey loves wrestling. I imagine he would be super into that.
Speaker 1: He loves Jim Ross.
Speaker 2: What do you think about Burger King?
Speaker 4: Oh, he probably wasn't worked there.
Speaker 1: No, all the jobs are filed.
Speaker 4: I was not accepting the employees.
Speaker 2: Jus. Last question here from maxim le Brenton Breenton. Excuse me,
Speaker 2: hello to all of you. In August twenty twenty five,
Speaker 2: I plan to go to Japan and I want to
Speaker 2: know what the English level of the population was. Thanks.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming it means like how much English shit is
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: Oh, like the country, the country is incredibly English friendly
Speaker 1: if you stay at Tokyo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I mean, like and if it's not like
Speaker 2: Google Translate on your phone is awesome, like real time
Speaker 2: translating if you just pointed a shit. But yeah, everything
Speaker 2: is pretty like friendly in that regard. I don't think.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's jarring if you don't know what you're doing.
Speaker 2: But that's really any new place, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you're gonna uh, I mean, the further
Speaker 1: you straight away from Tokyo, the harder it's gonna get,
Speaker 1: and the more people are not gonna be as like
Speaker 1: willing to you know. Everything's just everything in Tokyo is
Speaker 1: very English centric. So like it's not like they're speaking
Speaker 1: English in Tokyo, but there's signs they're English. A lot
Speaker 1: of the restaurants are because they know tourists when they come,
Speaker 1: they're gonna they're gonna stay in the fucking JR Line area, right,
Speaker 1: They're gonna stay in like Shinokubo, and they're gonna go
Speaker 1: to Akihabraa and shit like that. So all the places
Speaker 1: that you'll probably want to get is going to be
Speaker 1: English centric, and a lot of people are would rather
Speaker 1: talk English to you than you try to speak Japanese,
Speaker 1: which is always.
Speaker 4: Funny when there's three white boys walking up the you
Speaker 4: know what to expect, you know, yeah right.
Speaker 1: They do not expect you to understand any Japanese at all,
Speaker 1: like they know even they'll even try. They think it's
Speaker 1: very cool if you know anything at all. But yeah, no,
Speaker 1: the close and I'm sure you're staying in Tokyo somewhere,
Speaker 1: so I don't know how you're gonna go out or anything.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's super easy. And yeah, I mean even
Speaker 1: if yeah, the get Google Translate on your phone, you
Speaker 1: can hold it up to a fucking anything and it
Speaker 1: just translated in real time. Yeah yeah, so it's just
Speaker 1: you can just.
Speaker 4: Point to the menu too. They'll help you, you know,
Speaker 4: like if you're just point to the menu, this.
Speaker 2: Is what I want. And if anyone randomly comes up
Speaker 2: on the street to talk to you, you should not
Speaker 2: talk to them back.
Speaker 1: You should let them rub your back crazy and take
Speaker 1: you to the free information room.
Speaker 4: And I want you to go, just go, just yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: You should go and get all your kidding.
Speaker 1: Me do not, okay, Yeah, yeah, you're gonna especially like
Speaker 1: Akibra like probably maybe not Abra, but definitely in kabuki show.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man, if you go to kabuki show, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: stopped and people are gonna try to get you to
Speaker 1: go into places. Just don't do it. Just don't even
Speaker 1: talk to them. Just don't even look at them them. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just don't even like literally just completely ignore them. I
Speaker 1: know that sounds insane, like to the point where they're
Speaker 1: gonna be like right beside your face asking you questions.
Speaker 1: Just literally ignore them, don't answer anything to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they won't touch you or anything, but they won't. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it just you know it, just like that.
Speaker 2: It's funny as ship though, you know, yeah it is.
Speaker 1: And if there's a random old guy Sam had a
Speaker 1: trash can yelling at you, do not interact with that
Speaker 1: us a bench.
Speaker 2: We're coming back for you that, yeah, don't know. By
Speaker 2: the way, we've been to Japan twice, uh we and
Speaker 2: we've done two podcast episodes about our trips to Japan,
Speaker 2: So if you have any interesting that and learning about
Speaker 2: our experiences there, or maybe ran.
Speaker 1: Wrestling shows in Japan too. We did Yeah Face and
Speaker 1: shinky A first.
Speaker 2: Ray, which was it's still crazy to think then who
Speaker 2: knows what the next year calls for. But yeah, if
Speaker 2: you have any interest in that, we have two podcast
Speaker 2: episodes dedicated purely to our Japan trips, one this year
Speaker 2: and one last year. So go check that out. And
Speaker 2: thank you everyone to asked questions, good questions this week.
Speaker 2: And now it's time to talk about some wor.
Speaker 1: WLF all right, now it is time to talk about
Speaker 1: SmackDown January tenth, two thousand and two.
Speaker 2: As we talked about at the beginning of the show,
Speaker 2: this is the same exact week of the Triple H
Speaker 2: Madison Square Garden Rall return. Yes, but I mean these
Speaker 2: are still obviously two different shows. But because of that,
Speaker 2: the Observer portion of this will be minimal because we
Speaker 2: covered a ton of it. But I do have a
Speaker 2: couple of things here and one thing that I wanted
Speaker 2: to touch on because I guess it'll come into play
Speaker 2: for something later on the show. But I have a
Speaker 2: couple things here from the Observer January twenty first, two
Speaker 2: thousand You might remember this. There was a lot of
Speaker 2: heat over Big Boss Man's performance in the SmackDown match,
Speaker 2: where a lot of the spots had to be edited
Speaker 2: in the raw match on January seventh. That may explain
Speaker 2: him going from being pushed as one of the top
Speaker 2: heels to being out of the main picture. Well that
Speaker 2: was the idea at least at best a two week
Speaker 2: deal anyway, So I guess that is in reference to
Speaker 2: the match that we watch on this episode, which I
Speaker 2: was blown away that Big boss Man was even on
Speaker 2: this fucking show.
Speaker 1: Let alone me too.
Speaker 2: From The Observer, January twenty eight, two thousand and two.
Speaker 2: The imminent arrival of Kevin Nash and Scott Hall to
Speaker 2: the WBF was teased on Raw on January twenty first,
Speaker 2: when Vince McMann, talking about gaining revenge for his loss
Speaker 2: to Riclaire at the Rumble, talked about making a move
Speaker 2: that all wrestlers, defans and even himself may regret. McMahon
Speaker 2: over the past week is said to have acquiesced to
Speaker 2: the majority of Nash's demands to come in and including
Speaker 2: a lighter schedule. It is said that Hall's money will
Speaker 2: be less than Nash's here and less than what was
Speaker 2: reported here last week, because he will give it an
Speaker 2: even lighter schedule than Nash. In what was a surprise
Speaker 2: to Meltzer but probably the best thing for business Hall
Speaker 2: Nash and presumably hal Cogan. McMahon has agreed to allow
Speaker 2: them to be brought in using the nWo name. The
Speaker 2: nWo name itself was debuted with McMahon sinking on a
Speaker 2: chair with those initials on the January twenty second SmackDown
Speaker 2: in North Charleston, South Carolina. We have reviewed that episode.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure. Yeah, fucking crazy. There had been some
Speaker 2: objection within the WWF about using the name, and even
Speaker 2: by McMahon himself a week ago, because it would come
Speaker 2: across the stealing and Eric Bischoff idea, at least for
Speaker 2: the foreseeable future, Triple H will not be a part
Speaker 2: of the group and we'll feed with the group. Obviously
Speaker 2: that doesn't happen. Meltzer says, I have this scary vision
Speaker 2: of Stephan McMahon coming out as the nWo spokesperson a
Speaker 2: feud with Triple H while the rest of the guys
Speaker 2: don't have interview time. Wow, that was I mean like that.
Speaker 2: I imagine that was pitched.
Speaker 1: Sure, Oh, I imagine one hundred percent it was pitched.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck could you have called?
Speaker 2: Those guys coming in is not not the nWo the Outsiders.
Speaker 2: I mean that's WW as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah right. It kind of sucks that he felt that way.
Speaker 1: I guess I can't understand. Like, obviously, if you're spending
Speaker 1: the money and doing everything da da da da, you
Speaker 1: probably want it to be your idea. But like, yeah,
Speaker 1: at some point, it's just like this is an iconic thing.
Speaker 1: Fuck it, man, we're gonna run. Yeah, we's got a
Speaker 1: rock man. So like, yeah, if they came in and
Speaker 1: they were anything else, I think people would have been like, Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like, yeah, I think that's the biggest thing. Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I think that was probably the I think that's probably
Speaker 1: the straw that broke the camel's back. Was like, so
Speaker 1: I'm probably told Vince, look, if they come in as
Speaker 1: anything else, it's dead right away. Like you might as
Speaker 1: well just go ahead and fire these guys.
Speaker 2: Even less than.
Speaker 1: Vincent. They come in as the band is over.
Speaker 2: Fucking ship the band. Last thing here. Former wrestler Jeff
Speaker 2: Mangles filed a lawsuit against the City of Fairfield, Connecticut,
Speaker 2: Fairfield school Board promoter Fred Yale, and Mike Cohn, the
Speaker 2: ring owner, for injuries suffered in a January twenty second
Speaker 2: two thousand match in the city where he did a
Speaker 2: moon salt backwards off the top rope out of the
Speaker 2: ring in a Battle Royal, which missed and he ended
Speaker 2: up breaking both of his legs. The lawsuit claims that
Speaker 2: had there been mats on the floor, as there very
Speaker 2: rarely is on indie shows, that he wouldn't have extreme
Speaker 2: badly mangles. Was paid seventy five dollars for the match
Speaker 2: and wound up needing steel rods placed in both legs.
Speaker 2: While he's had the rods removed, he's claiming permanent disability
Speaker 2: and is asking fifteen thousand dollars plus lost wages, compensation
Speaker 2: for emotional distress and his medical bills paid.
Speaker 4: Why is he boots all out of Battle Royal anyway?
Speaker 4: What's going on there?
Speaker 2: Eliminated himself.
Speaker 1: He's fifteen thousand dollars because he eliminates off of a
Speaker 1: battleroyal and everyone saw it. And now he's blacklisted fifty thousand.
Speaker 4: Dollars Battle Royal perst that he lost because he moons
Speaker 4: allD it.
Speaker 2: Over, Oh the matches.
Speaker 1: That'd be so funny if he took a work amount
Speaker 1: of money and then said I'd need this money.
Speaker 2: Well, Jeff Mangles doesn't look like he has a cage
Speaker 2: match unless it's this guy. Oh, maybe it is this guy.
Speaker 1: Jeff Mangles probably didn't wrestle ever.
Speaker 2: Again, I imagine, Well he here's his cage match, which
Speaker 2: doesn't have much on it, but he exists and his
Speaker 2: last match was January sixteenth, two thousand. But I don't
Speaker 2: see the battle rosone here.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's a teenage prodigy. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 2: I mean, this is Connecticut. This must be him. Teenage
Speaker 2: prodigy Jeff Mangles. He did some shows in Japan down here.
Speaker 2: I don't know what fucking fed this is?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, he lost a Oh wait, no, this is
Speaker 1: another guy. They had Pepsi Boy.
Speaker 2: That's the Cole of Powers Colon Kidd and Pepsi Boy.
Speaker 1: Noah, I've never seen Pepsi Boy. I just know Yode
Speaker 1: from his hair.
Speaker 2: Pepsi Boy. Hell yeah, dude. The last Cola Powers match
Speaker 2: September twenty ninth, two thousand, the Cola Powers of Cola
Speaker 2: Kid and Pepsi Boy defeated Black Coke of Royal Coke
Speaker 2: Machine and Virgin Colon.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: I know they were over, dude. They did a time
Speaker 2: limit draw. The night before.
Speaker 1: Oh, shout five more minutes.
Speaker 2: Black Coke against Colin Powers.
Speaker 1: Five. That is over come, My guys, we have the
Speaker 1: time limits.
Speaker 2: It's over hey, I mean what you're gonna UFC goes
Speaker 2: to a decision five more minutes.
Speaker 1: We don't have five more minutes. This is the time
Speaker 1: does a lot of his match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the time limit. God damn you. Anyway, shout
Speaker 2: out to the Colon Power. Shout out to uh Jeff.
Speaker 1: Mangles Like, I don't even know what Jeff mglins is,
Speaker 1: but YO know it's the goat. So like as simple
Speaker 1: as that.
Speaker 2: To tell you, man, congrats on your winner loss of
Speaker 2: your court case. And now it's time to talk about SmackDown.
Speaker 2: January tenth, two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: All right, it is time to get into SmackDown. January tenth,
Speaker 1: two thousand and two. The Night's Rakishi shit his hands
Speaker 1: and also returned to SmackDown this man. I don't know why,
Speaker 1: but this era SmackDown is just super easy for me
Speaker 1: to watch too. Yeah, yeah, I mean it definitely gets better,
Speaker 1: Like they're definitely this is a transition period for this
Speaker 1: era of w W in general. To get into a draft,
Speaker 1: you know, and the Great SmackDown. No, yeah, this is
Speaker 1: still like we're getting there sort of thing, because the
Speaker 1: draft pretty much changes how both shows are booked. But
Speaker 1: this is still an easy to watch episode of SmackDown,
Speaker 1: and like everything's pretty straightforward and all the big stars
Speaker 1: are still here, so it's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: All this stars pants ship his jaws right there.
Speaker 1: He even takes his ship down. He sounded all right,
Speaker 1: we'll talk about we'll get there. We'll get there. It's crazy, man.
Speaker 1: But yeah, the show kicks off with SmackDown's theme song,
Speaker 1: It's time to play the game. It's time to play
Speaker 1: the game. So yeah, man, smacked Down here. We got
Speaker 1: a cold open Triple H return to Raw at Madison
Speaker 1: Square Garden this past Monday, which you can see, of course,
Speaker 1: when we reviewed that episode in a retro review you
Speaker 1: can probably find on YouTube at this point. Maybe not.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 2: We only did that legit like a month or two ago?
Speaker 5: Was it? That?
Speaker 1: Was it? That I watched it.
Speaker 4: I had to screwb throughout the beginning because I said,
Speaker 4: did I see this? Oh no, I didn't see it.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well then it's definitely on our archives on
Speaker 1: the website Dead Lot pw dot com. So we get
Speaker 1: a second cold open here. Debora is talking to a
Speaker 1: stage hand backstage, and Stephanie McMann walks by and says,
Speaker 1: look at you with that little vest on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, okay, maybe you guys can explain this better
Speaker 2: for me. Is Stephanie like banned?
Speaker 1: Is this?
Speaker 2: Is this maybe because of the invasion and she's only
Speaker 2: allowed here because she has a backstage pass? Is that
Speaker 2: what this backstage pass thing is?
Speaker 4: I guess Yeah, I think she get banned by Rick Flair.
Speaker 2: Maybe because they lost the invasions war that like her
Speaker 2: and Shane were on Grada.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean Vince hates them right now. Yeah, that's right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because like I was thinking that same Like I think
Speaker 1: the same thing, Like your family owns this place.
Speaker 2: Why do you need a back because I got myself
Speaker 2: a backstage pass just in case you weren't watching. Oh
Speaker 2: I wasn't. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I actually I'm not gonna be on the episode anymore.
Speaker 1: My husband's not either. I'll see you at the end
Speaker 1: of the show or whatever.
Speaker 2: But yeah, what Yeah, she says, the game is back
Speaker 2: and my husband entered the Royal Rumble and Triple Ah
Speaker 2: is gonna kick your husband's ass now, if you excuse me,
Speaker 2: I got more important things to do. And never says
Speaker 2: no one's gonna kick my husband's But she walks away
Speaker 2: and she's full stone cold gear. Here the best skull
Speaker 2: on her ass.
Speaker 1: Crazy triple ledge is so called or not feuding.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't understand why. I guess it's just Stephanie
Speaker 2: Stern ship so she can lead the n W O
Speaker 2: here soon.
Speaker 1: Planting planting seed in her ass with Stephanie.
Speaker 2: Then Stephanie's end of od's gonna get in trouble here
Speaker 2: that beautiful people.
Speaker 1: Ah yeah, something very cool about this aras branding. They
Speaker 1: nailed it. I mean, like you know what, I might
Speaker 1: even go as far as say this is one of
Speaker 1: the most iconic wrestling brandings ever.
Speaker 2: Right this SmackDown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the glass and all that ship and the fish, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the lower third and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: And I mean we've talked about that before. I'm sure
Speaker 2: if you've been listening long enough. But like, stage building
Speaker 2: seems to be like a lost thing. I don't know,
Speaker 2: you got it. Like there's actual geniuses in my eyes
Speaker 2: that come like how do you come up with a
Speaker 2: gigantic stage that is glass, but it's shattered glass, and
Speaker 2: it shattered because there's a gigantic fist coming out of it.
Speaker 1: This is it. I think, like, you know, like when
Speaker 1: I go to set up room up right, I go, okay,
Speaker 1: bed TV night, Sam, that was awesome. Let's go that's
Speaker 1: fucking awesome. Good ship. No headboard, barely, the bed might
Speaker 1: be on the floor.
Speaker 2: Who knows about what I might need in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I mean like that's a whole Kay.
Speaker 1: That's like when when I wake up and I go, fuck,
Speaker 1: I should have grabbed this. That's what happens. But there
Speaker 1: are some people that like they can like put together
Speaker 1: Like I got a wardrobe right here here.
Speaker 2: I don't have that to I don't.
Speaker 4: No note at all.
Speaker 1: But there's there's a yeah, well I didn't build it.
Speaker 4: Well I rebuild it. I fixed sure, but yeah, but
Speaker 4: uh not like that. I can't be like, all right,
Speaker 4: this goes here. There's a guy on YouTube I like
Speaker 4: watch sometimes he's just like shorts and stuff where he
Speaker 4: like reorganizes people's rooms with like little uh like little
Speaker 4: plastic things like monopoly sized pieces, and he's like, you
Speaker 4: should put your bed here and then here, and you
Speaker 4: put this here. And I'm like, oh shit, that does
Speaker 4: make sense because these.
Speaker 2: People are doing model blueprint thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because he's trying to organize because he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I can't put the bed here because the window, and
Speaker 4: he's like, no, he should put it here, and then
Speaker 4: put it here and then do this and then.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine imagine doing that for a multimillion dollar company stage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess when like you're giving like a budget
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah, so we got like fifty billion dollars,
Speaker 1: So what do you think of big this comes to
Speaker 1: the fucking thing. Yeah, like.
Speaker 4: The most expensive architects to build this ship like they build.
Speaker 1: Imagine breaking that down every single week and loaded in
Speaker 1: the truck. All right, guys trying to take the fist down.
Speaker 1: I think it comes.
Speaker 4: I think it comes apart in three pieces or something.
Speaker 2: I remember that because we.
Speaker 1: Went to the warehouse.
Speaker 4: They showed us the fist and he's like, yeah, it
Speaker 4: comes with this, this and this come off and then
Speaker 4: you can get it there. But you still in know,
Speaker 4: like a fucking crane to get that thing in the sky,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I will say I am very surprised there's
Speaker 2: never been any spots involving it.
Speaker 1: Probably because it's so easy to break down that it's
Speaker 1: like pretty fragile.
Speaker 2: I imagine, Oh it's yeah, it's probably hollows ship maybe right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you step on he just fall through when just
Speaker 1: fucking eat ship.
Speaker 2: It's just maybe that Paul Hamier would have said, big show,
Speaker 2: you should kidnap Tory Wilson King Kong style and go
Speaker 2: up there.
Speaker 1: That would have been nuts. Yeah, Sam scirt angle off
Speaker 1: that day, and hell, you should fall off this.
Speaker 2: And you should do fall and.
Speaker 1: You do it too. We don't like you.
Speaker 4: I'm supposed you didn't gimmick it to fall in anyone
Speaker 4: or so, you know, like a gimmick like a fucking yeah,
Speaker 4: like an avil, you know at the face.
Speaker 1: Falls off the stage and lands on somebody. Hell, oh
Speaker 1: my god, we just go hiding, right, it's got a
Speaker 1: little of the rock, you know, because yeah, and then
Speaker 1: I's gotta go in there. Yeahs, especially the fashions.
Speaker 2: These are all great ideas, man. I mean, at least
Speaker 2: we got to jump off of it in the video
Speaker 2: games though.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, like I don't know if they knew
Speaker 1: how iconic that would be when they were doing it.
Speaker 2: Maybe not, but.
Speaker 1: It's such an integral part to like me remembering those
Speaker 1: games my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but uh yeah it smacked on fist a lot
Speaker 2: of pyro.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Second time in one week that they sold out Madison
Speaker 2: Square Garden, which is pretty crazy. And we're ten days
Speaker 2: away from the Royal Rumble.
Speaker 1: So Stephanie McMahon has a town hall here to start
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: You can't use that stulle, Yeah, yeah, you can't.
Speaker 1: It's awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Stephanie starts talking and immediately cuts to a woman
Speaker 1: in the crowd with her friends and they're chaining slut. Slut, slut.
Speaker 4: That's Stephanie's entire life. You can't say one word a
Speaker 4: people calling her a slut.
Speaker 2: Stephanie's out here in the big show single.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like an iconic Stephanie out there.
Speaker 2: She has the backstage pass on the front of her pants,
Speaker 2: and yeah, she's just getting called a slut. She hasn't
Speaker 2: done anything. She just showed up to the building. She
Speaker 2: thanks everyone for showing her husband the love that they
Speaker 2: did on Monday Night. Triple H isn't here yet, boo,
Speaker 2: But I know I can do whatever I want because
Speaker 2: the game is back the crowd. This is by the way,
Speaker 2: we are in like what chance city like this has
Speaker 2: never been as over as it is here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: Stephanie says, I'm the game's wife. I said, I'm the
Speaker 2: games wife. They're just wanting her to do. She says,
Speaker 2: without me, without my business savvy and my brains, Triple
Speaker 2: H would never have been the success he is in
Speaker 2: the WF. Triple H appreciates me, and with me by
Speaker 2: my side, Triple H would go on to win the
Speaker 2: Rumble and become the undisputed WWF champion. And then she
Speaker 2: I don't know if she like just had extra time
Speaker 2: here or lost where the promo was going, because she says,
Speaker 2: I don't think people understand Triple H is bad. I
Speaker 2: can the game's why she's just.
Speaker 1: Playing the siege. You know.
Speaker 2: Of course the end of your.
Speaker 1: Would have a click.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there'd be a lot of outsiders in here.
Speaker 1: Me coming that, sorry, the click.
Speaker 2: What she says, I put my finger in Triple H destroys,
Speaker 2: and nobody in the WF wants me pointing my finger
Speaker 2: in their direction, especially not Rick Flair. You know his
Speaker 2: concussed now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, he got his ass fucking destroyed on her.
Speaker 1: All Yeah, that was nuts, She.
Speaker 2: Says, I believe in second chances. So I hope that
Speaker 2: Flair understands he doesn't want me pointing at him because
Speaker 2: when I pointed him, my husband will destroy him. Do
Speaker 2: you understand that? Have you understood this pointing in the line?
Speaker 4: I've never seen but he pointed triple as does it?
Speaker 4: I've never seen it happen ever once and.
Speaker 2: I don't think it ever. Does happen ever? Security is
Speaker 2: coming out here, I assume sent out by Vince. They
Speaker 2: don't really say, they just send security out. And she says, listen, you,
Speaker 2: you don't want me pointing in your direction because my
Speaker 2: husband will kick your ass. Just so you know, if
Speaker 2: I pointed you, my husband will destroy you.
Speaker 1: Oh was that last part?
Speaker 2: Anyway? The game is so am I and Stephanie leaves
Speaker 2: for the rest of the show.
Speaker 4: All right, bat it, she had a backstage pass. You
Speaker 4: had no reason to be in that ring.
Speaker 2: I was not backstage, Tony.
Speaker 1: You're right, just gone.
Speaker 2: Ye, don't call it your blacher. Still not even in
Speaker 2: the building.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so my husband is not here, dude.
Speaker 4: They don't travel with their wives.
Speaker 2: Came separately, all right.
Speaker 1: So we got backstage. Christian and Lance Storm are walking
Speaker 1: to the ring for their upcoming match. Here, Christian is
Speaker 1: the European Champion, and he tells lance Storm there has
Speaker 1: never ever been more of a chance for him to
Speaker 1: win a title than right now tonight you have sun forever.
Speaker 1: You just lost a title match, like just recently.
Speaker 2: I mean, how long has it been since you had
Speaker 2: like three titles at once. Landstorm has probably been like
Speaker 2: at least six months. And yeah, it never better better
Speaker 2: opportunity for you to win gold and for Christian win
Speaker 2: more gold than tonight has. And Spike as the tag
Speaker 2: team champions, come on, it's a gimme, it's money in
Speaker 2: the bank. What the uh? They're gonna be easier to
Speaker 2: beat here at the Garden than the Knicks And that's easy. Well,
Speaker 2: Landstorm says, yeah, because America sugs at hockey and he
Speaker 2: walks away, and christ And says, yeah, they suck at
Speaker 2: basketball due.
Speaker 1: In the coming coming what.
Speaker 4: Okay, the Knicks as much as the nWo.
Speaker 1: Oh no, the next suck? Oh cool? Okay? Well ww
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Speaker 1: Fantasy ten for the PlayStation two. Stacy No of course not.
Speaker 1: There's no guns in this one. It's just some fantasy
Speaker 1: bullshit the guns. Stacy distracts Bubba Ray Dudley by accident
Speaker 1: with her gravitational pull of her ass and his own cheeks. Dude,
Speaker 1: that is crazy. The fact that Bubba's like desensitized to
Speaker 1: his teammates cheeks until right then is like nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Stacy has been doing this for a while now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Bubba can't help himself, which you know, boom boom.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So Stacy distracts Bubba Ray with her ass and
Speaker 1: Team three D loses the titles of Spike and Taz.
Speaker 1: On raw we just watched this episode apparently a month ago.
Speaker 2: We did, and that was when Taz did the heading
Speaker 2: on Taz pleugs to Bubba and almost killed him on
Speaker 2: the table. A lot of those Yeah, well that's that's
Speaker 2: the only one I like you to do.
Speaker 1: Do that one. So yeah, we got a WWF Tag
Speaker 1: team title match. Taz and Spike Dudley, who were the champions,
Speaker 1: are defending against Christian and Lance Storm.
Speaker 2: What's their best chance to win?
Speaker 1: Taz has his entrance with the smoking shit still it
Speaker 1: looks awesome, and then he walks out of the smoke
Speaker 1: and he's got the jumpsuit on.
Speaker 2: Said, okay, fucking well, all least Christians got the goaded pyro.
Speaker 2: I mean that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, this shit's awesome. Man, Christian is the fucking goat.
Speaker 1: He's got the fucking little mess shit on. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: a little asshole man always looks like a piece of shit. Uh.
Speaker 1: They hot start here and Spike sends Christian out with
Speaker 1: Lance Storm super kicking Taz out of the ring too.
Speaker 2: By the way, Michael Cole here says some former WWM
Speaker 2: superstars are returning for the Royal Romo in ten days,
Speaker 2: and we'll have some announcements about that forthcoming later to night. God,
Speaker 2: I was so excited. I can't wait to see who
Speaker 2: they're talking about.
Speaker 1: So in my mind I thought gold Dust, really thought
Speaker 1: gold Dust.
Speaker 2: I even wrote here, Wow, I hope it's gold Dust.
Speaker 1: I was like, gold Dust is definitely gonna be in
Speaker 1: the second I thought, is he a booker t yet?
Speaker 1: And I don't think he is, so yeah, no he's not.
Speaker 1: So yeah, he definitely was returning. I was excited.
Speaker 2: Awesome.
Speaker 1: We are told that referee Nick Patrick was stink faced
Speaker 1: on raw by Rakishi and Jerry Lawler can still smell it.
Speaker 2: This is middle of the match. While he says, ye
Speaker 2: know what that's not It's not you?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 2: Lean over here? I smell something, Carl says fucking what? Uh?
Speaker 2: And Lois says, oh, usually a lot of people think
Speaker 2: the referee stink, but I still smell that stink face.
Speaker 2: Nick Patrick got on raw. Holy shit, man, So like
Speaker 2: our lore about Rakkeishi having the shitty ass when he
Speaker 2: does stink faces? Is Cannon here?
Speaker 1: In do that?
Speaker 2: I knew.
Speaker 1: I knew it was cannon. I knew it the whole time,
Speaker 1: Like I knew, I got it from somewhere and like
Speaker 1: here it was.
Speaker 2: See I didn't I made it off my head. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See that's that's real ship right there. I knew this
Speaker 1: ship was Cannon. It was. It always has been too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 1: I mean it's stunk so bad. I mean that is insane.
Speaker 1: The next day, yes, and k fame, it's been three
Speaker 1: or four days. Jerry Lawler can still smell Nick Patrick's
Speaker 1: ass face. That's crazy.
Speaker 4: It's because he didn't take the tomato bath. You know,
Speaker 4: you gotta take the Rakishi tomato bass.
Speaker 1: Like a skunk.
Speaker 2: Yeah, ass is like a skunk and you have to
Speaker 2: tomato bath at all. Like he just has pooh particles
Speaker 2: all over his face a week later.
Speaker 4: Yeah, man, you gotta take the tomato bath.
Speaker 1: That's the only way. Wow, Chrispin Wabb must have been
Speaker 1: fucked from that one he got.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Wabs was horribly You said he lost
Speaker 2: teeth in his.
Speaker 1: I mean that's gonna be. I mean like, if we
Speaker 1: were to make a top five stick faces of all time,
Speaker 1: that one, the one that happens to night, was probably
Speaker 1: up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this one, yeah, the one tonight, But.
Speaker 4: The been the craziest one I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: The Yeah, the ones gotta be pretty nuts. There's one
Speaker 1: where I feel like there was like a like something
Speaker 1: was left in his ass afterwards.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean, Like something like a
Speaker 2: makeup or something.
Speaker 1: Or like a like a like a underwear like a
Speaker 1: handkerchief or something was stuck in his ass.
Speaker 2: I think I know you're talking about you. That happened once, right,
Speaker 2: Either it was either him or it was Pat Patterson.
Speaker 1: Wow, William Regal should have punched in between his ass
Speaker 1: cheeks with the brass nuts and then like got it
Speaker 1: stuck in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they.
Speaker 5: Lost him again. They got him back and they just
Speaker 5: stink like ship never kiss uses though. When he does
Speaker 5: a stink face, the brass nuts steak face.
Speaker 2: Wow, what the hell?
Speaker 1: Yeah, talk coldly ships on something never shipped on anyone before.
Speaker 4: He just starts. Now you've got brass nuts.
Speaker 2: Dropping log the face.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: Well, Nick, maybe Nick Patrick's just a steaky fucking guy.
Speaker 2: I mean, maybe this is a Rakishi's fault.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, it definitely is his fault. We know
Speaker 1: he came from that steaky w C.
Speaker 2: Smells like the n w O. Hopefully not odor New
Speaker 2: World odor, of course.
Speaker 1: So Spike Dudley hits the head butt. She's here, we
Speaker 1: get a double hot tag.
Speaker 2: God damn he does he does fucking do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Taz starts cleaning house head norm Taz Plex hits
Speaker 1: the t bowe tas.
Speaker 2: Plex everyone Yeah.
Speaker 1: Christian then knocks Taz out of the ring, but Spike
Speaker 1: grabs Christian and goes for the Deadly Dog, but Christian
Speaker 1: throws him off. Christian goes for the reverse d d T,
Speaker 1: which was using a lot at the time, but Taz
Speaker 1: comes back in and locks him in the KA and
Speaker 1: they end up winning the match.
Speaker 2: Good finish, Yeah, I know, I actually I thought this
Speaker 2: was a fine match too. Spike and Taz celebrates until
Speaker 2: those damn Dudley show up and Bubba's wearing a backwards
Speaker 2: tad for some reason. I don't you do it? Here,
Speaker 2: they start kicking Taz and Spike's ass. Spike goes for
Speaker 2: just a normal bulldog in Bubba, which Bubba falls face
Speaker 2: first before Spike even really does. It's just fucking face plants, uh,
Speaker 2: Taz two plexes Devon.
Speaker 1: He gets a headed arm tasplex on Devon, which is
Speaker 1: fucking nuts running attack.
Speaker 2: That's awesome. Spike and Tags both get oithering and leave
Speaker 2: with the belts. Dude, okay this It wasn't until this
Speaker 2: point that I, like, I don't know if I knew
Speaker 2: that Spike Dudley's shirt looked the way that it did here,
Speaker 2: because they're going up the ramp and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: trying to read it. I said, what the fuck is
Speaker 2: on his shirt? And I just linked it in the chat.
Speaker 2: Spike's shirt here is just a bunch of letters very
Speaker 2: close together. Did try to fit a bunch of like
Speaker 2: three words on it, but it's just smushed and it
Speaker 2: says underdeveloped, undernourished, underdog Dudley's gimmick. What they don't feed
Speaker 2: this guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, all I could do is underdog at the bottom.
Speaker 4: That's all I saw when I saw him out there.
Speaker 2: Underdeveloped, He's a fetus.
Speaker 1: I just start a lot.
Speaker 2: Undernourished.
Speaker 4: It's called CPS on whoever his parents.
Speaker 2: Were, the damn Dudley's family, Big Dick.
Speaker 1: A lot of things by issues, dude. At this point,
Speaker 1: I just like, I don't know why.
Speaker 4: It just hit me now. I'm like, Tas and Spike
Speaker 4: are the same hide. I didn't even realize that until
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 6: That's why they were. That's why they were putting together
Speaker 6: together right now. Under nourished, stop feeding though Spike should
Speaker 6: have wore the jumpsuits.
Speaker 2: Should have worn under nurse. This is on it and
Speaker 2: the Tas devil.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So what's the who is Spike's dad.
Speaker 4: Big Daddy Dudley or whatever?
Speaker 2: Right, I think it is Big Daddy Dudley. I think
Speaker 2: you're right.
Speaker 1: Big Daddy had Big Dick.
Speaker 2: Big Daddy had Big Dick Dudley.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he was like the oldest brother.
Speaker 2: Little Spike was just the runt of the litter.
Speaker 1: Okay, whatever that might mean, just underdeveloped, undernourished underdog. Spike,
Speaker 1: not Cannon, not Cannon, not Cannon. He was just she
Speaker 1: was not Candy. He's a small little dude. Honestly, he
Speaker 1: didn't come from nowhere, honestly because like none.
Speaker 2: Of this exists fair enough.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. I don't even know what the
Speaker 1: Dudley Boys with War is in w w F.
Speaker 2: Where the r They weren't even less, They never explained it.
Speaker 1: He's just here, Yeah, dude, there's gotta be something out there, right,
Speaker 1: they did they do nothing with these. They brought him
Speaker 1: and said that's his half brother, like half brothers. And
Speaker 1: the Spike came in and they said, here's his other dude,
Speaker 1: here's yeah.
Speaker 4: And they didn't even like, yeah, they love brothers back then.
Speaker 4: They're like, oh, your brothers, Yeah, your brother That.
Speaker 1: Was the only thing in the tag division, Tony, you
Speaker 1: had to be.
Speaker 2: Brothers well, and Spiker brought us, yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Same underdeveloped, undernourished dog family put.
Speaker 2: Him in the job suit from an underdog.
Speaker 4: You talk about the law here though, but what about
Speaker 4: the deadly's then? Where's uh Spike's name? I can't even
Speaker 4: think of his name was brother.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. There was so much war by these guys,
Speaker 1: and then they were the same guys in a different
Speaker 1: company with no war, just like stopped.
Speaker 2: I don't know, you dontand he.
Speaker 1: The litter, that's the lore. Hey, guys, who is your dad?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I don't know?
Speaker 2: What do you care?
Speaker 1: Do you have other brothers?
Speaker 2: We do?
Speaker 1: What are the names? I don't know.
Speaker 2: You gotta watch a company from ten years ago to
Speaker 2: figure it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, yeah, that's crazy all right? Even worse, Valvenus
Speaker 1: will be returning to Rumble, She put, what did you
Speaker 1: just to me? Fucking God? You got to.
Speaker 4: Package you all right?
Speaker 1: You like my package? And I'm gonna be the Rumble?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I mean, like, I don't know how many
Speaker 2: more weeks I could go watching val Venas and gold
Speaker 2: Dust every week.
Speaker 1: Man, I know, God does rest my life forever. But
Speaker 1: this guy you kidding me?
Speaker 2: He's back for the Rumble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, great, congrats you're gonna win too.
Speaker 2: You're telling me val Venus in character the porn star
Speaker 2: didn't get into this match because he thought he was
Speaker 2: gonna win the Roubles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, where did you get these fucking dreams at
Speaker 1: Grand juror here making your ass higher?
Speaker 2: Is it just a time thing? Like you can just
Speaker 2: say you're in the rumble no matter what. And they're like,
Speaker 2: there's just a peck, like a first come, first serve.
Speaker 1: I'm here to declare. I'm declaring you remember when Ram
Speaker 1: said that what I declare suffering oly Ship. I'll never
Speaker 1: forget that.
Speaker 2: Dude, No way you. I won't forget because you said
Speaker 2: it to me.
Speaker 1: Is so funny.
Speaker 2: They showed Colon Lalla a commentary and Cal says, Haha, hello, ladies,
Speaker 2: Cole is sitting there fucking white wwf turtleneck.
Speaker 1: What what is wrong with you? Because him later it's
Speaker 1: a setup.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you look like a cute dip. You're a freak.
Speaker 1: So SmackDown is brought to you by Blackhawk Down and
Speaker 1: Truth and Final Fantasy ten.
Speaker 2: That's fucking awesome, black Hawk Tu, that's fucking I watch.
Speaker 1: So we move on to the inter Continental Championship match. Edge,
Speaker 1: who is the champion will defend against the Big boss Man.
Speaker 2: That is so fucking weird. That is so weird.
Speaker 4: It's like strange, like.
Speaker 2: It doesn't feel too far removed from the attitude error,
Speaker 2: but like there's definitely a cutoff point here where like
Speaker 2: the Big Boss Man and Valvenus and sorry to say,
Speaker 2: gold Dust probably like probably shouldn't be around here, though
Speaker 2: at least gold Dust makes it worth the trouble.
Speaker 1: Go Dust is about to be thrown into a fucking
Speaker 1: meter and electrocute. So good, everything's good. First, Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: about to funk all this uff gold does changes the
Speaker 1: goddamn landscape with the World Wrestling Federation.
Speaker 2: You're right, you kind of can point. I'll do a
Speaker 2: lot of changes in the company's history. And when you
Speaker 2: point to gold.
Speaker 1: Dust, yeah, he was there for everything.
Speaker 2: Man. I don't know if this reaction to Edge was
Speaker 2: real or not because it's SmackDown, but it felt genuine,
Speaker 2: Like that is pretty over here, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean it is deafening, and I don't know if
Speaker 1: I agree. That's why when I saw it, because because
Speaker 1: they acknowledged it too, right, yeah right, So I was like, okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 1: But like I love Edge around this point. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: definitely think he starts to go like kind of pander
Speaker 1: around for a while in a few years. But the
Speaker 1: change to the Radar Superstar was like such a big
Speaker 1: change for him. Oh my god, it was definitely needed
Speaker 1: at the time.
Speaker 2: Holy shit. Yeah, I mean I don't like, if he
Speaker 2: never does that, he probably is fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I genuinely think so, because they were trying so
Speaker 1: many things that were they turned him and it like
Speaker 1: wasn't really working and like they were trying to figure
Speaker 1: that whole way out. Yeah, he had already done everything
Speaker 1: that like they he kind of hit a ceiling, I think,
Speaker 1: but then he had sex Man and that changed his
Speaker 1: life mega sex and had sex gold Dust ran into
Speaker 1: an electrical box. Okay, that's what it's all about.
Speaker 2: That's what it's all about. Boss Man comes out and
Speaker 2: the you know, the nameplate comes up on the side
Speaker 2: and it legit looks like he turns his head and
Speaker 2: sells it because it's such a He's like, oh and
Speaker 2: and sells the nameplate as it sweeps in and then he
Speaker 2: makes the rest of his entries.
Speaker 1: It was very funny, dude. Okay, So yeah, boss Man
Speaker 1: comes out here and it is weird, and I'm thinking
Speaker 1: to myself, this show changes quite a bit here very soon.
Speaker 1: And you're right that, like boss Man and like a
Speaker 1: lot of guys from that era, like this past like
Speaker 1: two twenty one ninety nine, type shit. Yeah, they're done here.
Speaker 1: I mean like SmackDown changes to a youth initiative and like, hey,
Speaker 1: change the whole fucking show.
Speaker 2: And you're not Yeah and raw it is like you guys.
Speaker 1: Gotta go man. Yeah, yeah, that's the truth too.
Speaker 2: Cole on Commentary says that boss Man is one of
Speaker 2: Vince's henchmen. Now, there's no way that boss Man's gimmick
Speaker 2: here is that he still thinks he's in the corporation
Speaker 2: in two thousand and five.
Speaker 1: I think it is.
Speaker 2: How the fuck is that, dude?
Speaker 1: He looks so lost, it's almost kind of like it's sad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's kind of sad, sad man. Yeah, man, it's kind
Speaker 1: of rough. So boss Man starts by beeling Edge around
Speaker 1: and raises his hands a fucking edge.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he doesn't he does fold don Vito
Speaker 2: at the end of his match.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, he's like not even making sense.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: This match must have been rough because there was a
Speaker 1: lot of edit shit in this, so like it must
Speaker 1: have just been rough. Edge finally gets his comeback going
Speaker 1: hits a drop kick that sends boss Man into the ropes,
Speaker 1: ricocheting back into a spinning heel kick. Which was fantastic.
Speaker 1: That was really cool.
Speaker 2: That was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when boss Man it was time for boss Man
Speaker 1: to bump like he is one of the best at it,
Speaker 1: like he was always a good like take me down heel,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: And he's not like in shitty shape here. I don't think.
Speaker 1: No, he didn't look in like horrible shape or anything. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Edge hits the edge of Maatic for a two and
Speaker 1: then boss Man catches him with a spinebuster. Boss Man
Speaker 1: grabs the night stick and slams it on the steps,
Speaker 1: but Teddy Long, the ref grabs the night stick as
Speaker 1: he gets back in the ring, and then Edge hits
Speaker 1: a spear here that looks like a game when it
Speaker 1: is lagging. I have never seen some shit like this, dude.
Speaker 1: It was like he like stalled out. I don't even
Speaker 1: know how to explain what I was looking at.
Speaker 2: It's very crazy. Look like he like stuttered himself because
Speaker 2: he didn't know if boss Man was ready or not.
Speaker 1: But he started running at him before he was fully turned.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. Yeah, yeah, I guess I also like that. Uh,
Speaker 2: I mean, it just shows that we're fucking old that
Speaker 2: you had to say that. Teddy Long was the referee here,
Speaker 2: because otherwise you would have just sounded probably insane that
Speaker 2: Teddy Long is he already grabs a night stick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Teddy Long comes out and fool suit and grabs
Speaker 1: the night stick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was the referee. He yeah, No, that was
Speaker 2: a weird spirit. It did look cool though, but it.
Speaker 1: Was, dude, it was crazy looking. This is like a
Speaker 1: one of a kind bump. Yeah, and like a lot
Speaker 1: of Edge of spears. I feel like we talk about
Speaker 1: like something crazy happens in the middle of it.
Speaker 2: Or something sadly not the finish though.
Speaker 1: No, boss Man rushes him, Edge sends him into the
Speaker 1: turnbuckle and he gets the execution on the night stick
Speaker 1: and retains the title.
Speaker 2: Just before the fucking nightstick thing. By the way, Edge
Speaker 2: hit the ropes and he got hit with the spine buster. Yeah,
Speaker 2: boss man, this was I fucking rewound this like four
Speaker 2: times because I was trying to see if he's what
Speaker 2: he said. But boss maan legit pops off and goes
Speaker 2: is going on here? What are you saying?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Like I was like, wow, he's like out
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's just he the.
Speaker 1: Spinebuster was like he was out of stamina.
Speaker 2: Yeah he was.
Speaker 1: That sucks, but it does suck because like he had
Speaker 1: such like a he came back and had such a
Speaker 1: legendary run as the corporation's big boss man. Yeah so yeah.
Speaker 1: But William Regal comes on the tron and it looks
Speaker 1: like he's next up for the air condittle belt at
Speaker 1: the Royal Rumble Edge.
Speaker 2: His music just stops playing and then you hear the
Speaker 2: sound of clapping cheeks. Not rakishi, it was actually just
Speaker 2: a Regal clap in his hands and Regal's faces on
Speaker 2: the tron and he says, bravo, young man. Now I
Speaker 2: must octo congratulate. You did your best to destroy my
Speaker 2: ruggedly handsome face, and a bloody good job you did
Speaker 2: of it. Three separate surgeries I had to endure. But
Speaker 2: I wonder if you considered your actions wise, because the
Speaker 2: blood that flows through my veins is pure English blood.
Speaker 2: If you bothered to scholar yourself, the English are the
Speaker 2: most barbaric, statistic, evil, wicked, spiteful bastards that have ever
Speaker 2: worked that walk this earth. This is like a pretty.
Speaker 1: Good promoy kind of going in on them.
Speaker 2: Probably for a match where like Regal gets pants and
Speaker 2: they they probably make him wrong. Head first, box would
Speaker 2: about that? He said, you gamble with the devil, and
Speaker 2: the devil always wins, and unfortunately for you, Sunshine, the
Speaker 2: devil has come to collect. I said, wow, this is
Speaker 2: like a good fucking promo. And then of course a dude,
Speaker 2: penmen the midget put me over the edge. It says,
Speaker 2: thanks a lot. Beelzl bob, what the hell are you
Speaker 2: talking about? If you want something, here's a novel ideal
Speaker 2: speak English, regal is upset. I said, wow, man, he
Speaker 2: really put his edge is still in the fucking uh just.
Speaker 4: He is?
Speaker 2: Says you know what I want at the rumble? I
Speaker 2: want to match for the intercontinent title? And are you
Speaker 2: man enough? And it says man enough? I said, all
Speaker 2: held doll, I'm not the one running around stuff and
Speaker 2: things down my pants.
Speaker 1: I'm not some banilla fucking vanilla midget here. God dude,
Speaker 1: I'm not I dressed like the rock. Yeah, could just
Speaker 1: stole everything from the rock.
Speaker 2: God Dad, you talked to him, He says, I guess
Speaker 2: you'd need those brass knuckles because you definitely don't have
Speaker 2: a set of brass balls. Yeah, I guess he just
Speaker 2: has no balls. Ton he's just a man after your challenge,
Speaker 2: and I hope that big schnozz is fully functioning because
Speaker 2: you're gonna need it. Smell me totally wreaking I'm awesome, totally.
Speaker 1: He was trying, he was trying to get that to
Speaker 1: go awesome. Yeah, all dude, do you spell me.
Speaker 2: To smell me?
Speaker 1: So the crowd never got along with the wreaking of
Speaker 1: awesomeess thing.
Speaker 2: I say, no, dude, I think, uh, if it wasn't
Speaker 2: for him and coming in this guy's list, it was.
Speaker 1: Just a good catch.
Speaker 4: As they said backstage, you know, you don't need to
Speaker 4: make a chant out of everything, you sure.
Speaker 2: Like But yeah, I mean like Christian went on to change.
Speaker 4: The Christian evolved so far past this and Edges still
Speaker 4: do the five second.
Speaker 2: Real thing that he kept his face.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian is I mean just an all time great wrestler. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean legendary, you know. Yeah, And it's actually pretty
Speaker 1: interesting that, uh you know, you break up people, break
Speaker 1: up tag teams all the time. Like both guys don't
Speaker 1: usually end up being superstars. So like Christian Edge kind
Speaker 1: of being able to be that is pretty cool, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that worked out pretty well. I imagine they definitely
Speaker 2: didn't expect Christian to amount to show.
Speaker 1: No, Vince was just hoping and begging that, like every
Speaker 1: time he left the w B, that he just never
Speaker 1: would work anywhere else, and Christian would just keep gold
Speaker 1: places and becoming the world keep bringing them back and
Speaker 1: Bury stop becoming world.
Speaker 2: Champion again again. What the fuck.
Speaker 1: The big gold on his back? Gold Dust is in
Speaker 1: the Royal rumblest go on, man, let's go controversial. Gold
Speaker 1: dust huge pop.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I me like, that's fucking awesome, dude, shouts out
Speaker 2: to gold I think he was just injured. I don't
Speaker 2: know if he was fire.
Speaker 1: Yes, gold Dust is back.
Speaker 2: He's back, man, he is fucking back and better than ever.
Speaker 2: You could say that's the big gold when he's returning here.
Speaker 2: I had to come in on commentary to Annasis, I'll
Speaker 2: be here later. Don't worry about gold Dust.
Speaker 1: So going back to day's, Lily Garcia is telling Kurt
Speaker 1: Angle gold dust.
Speaker 3: Is coming back, the big gold one, the Royal rubble.
Speaker 2: God knows gold dust, gold dust funny ship. Lily said,
Speaker 2: we just saw gold.
Speaker 1: Gold dust.
Speaker 2: Kurt says, gold dust. That's all we need around here?
Speaker 2: Are more freaks if I wanted to see freaks and weirdos.
Speaker 2: I just step outside in midtown Manhattan.
Speaker 1: What what? What? What?
Speaker 2: This is the most like good on them for knowing
Speaker 2: like how to make a match out of this. I
Speaker 2: thought this was pretty brilliant. Actually, so yeah, Kurt gets
Speaker 2: wedded to death here, he says, last Monday night, I
Speaker 2: made a very important major announcement. What that I Kurt
Speaker 2: Angle will be entering my first ever all rumble? What now?
Speaker 2: Triple H is still my thunderuse just because he's then
Speaker 2: you know that's a gloryhound that he is? What? But
Speaker 2: that didn't get to me?
Speaker 1: This did?
Speaker 2: And he's talking about the what chance of course and
Speaker 2: the fans of New York City channing what? In between
Speaker 2: each of my sentences, Kurt is getting pissed. He's pacing around.
Speaker 2: He crosses his arms over and he says, stop there,
Speaker 2: that's just rude. I'm gonna let me. I'm gonna let
Speaker 2: the gold medalist. He says, please don't say what again? What?
Speaker 2: He's walking away, He's pacing around, he says, cut it
Speaker 2: the fuck out. This is Austin's fault making up this
Speaker 2: stupid catch phrase. Got it? Say it again? What you
Speaker 2: say it again, and I'm challenging Austin to a match, right,
Speaker 2: I'm his But what what? What? What? They start going
Speaker 2: crazy on the one chance here. I said, Wow, they
Speaker 2: had this match in mind, and they said, Kurt, you
Speaker 2: go make the crowd, make the match. And it worked
Speaker 2: exactly as planned. And yeah, he says, I'm gonna kick
Speaker 2: Austin's butt tonight. You got it Austin's mind, and they
Speaker 2: give him another what and Kurt goes, why why why?
Speaker 2: I hate this freaking city. Dude, this is fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: I mean, like this might be the best use of
Speaker 2: turning the watch chant into something ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like this was I mean this crowd.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know they sold these things or they
Speaker 1: like foam what things in the crowd? Yeah, yeah, like
Speaker 1: people are holding up multiple ones at one time. This
Speaker 1: is fucking insane, double fisting.
Speaker 2: What that stands you?
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Booker t is walking into the
Speaker 1: bathroom to brush his teeth. My god, and he smells
Speaker 1: something heinous in there, and uh, there's somebody farting really
Speaker 1: really loud.
Speaker 2: So like we knew, we knew what we were watching,
Speaker 2: but I didn't like I laughed so fucking hard during
Speaker 2: all of this. This is completely insane. Yeah, Booker T
Speaker 2: is first of all, that's funny, shure. The Booker T's
Speaker 2: brushing his teeth in the arena bathroom. I mean that's awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Booker has a discussion look on his face, and he
Speaker 2: turns back and he looks at the stalls and he says, damn.
Speaker 2: He starts to brush his teeth, and all you hear
Speaker 2: is Booker snaps his head back and says, damn, man,
Speaker 2: why are you do something with that?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 2: Geez n what's up with that? Now? He's he's walking
Speaker 2: towards the stall now while he put some water with
Speaker 2: that or something smells like something caught up in you
Speaker 2: had died, man, nuclear explosion or what? Ship? Trying to
Speaker 2: brush my teeth out of here? Geez crazy fucking fart
Speaker 2: sounds that's.
Speaker 1: Been at the airport.
Speaker 2: He's young.
Speaker 1: No, No, I'm taking ship. Crazy he smashing, slamming on
Speaker 1: the Hey, that's what happened in school too. You know
Speaker 1: you're taking ship in the bathrooms, were taking ship. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to brush my teeth, runs out of the runs
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom. Come on, guys, he's taking a
Speaker 1: ship here. Please know you open.
Speaker 4: The door and yells at everybody.
Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody's taking a ship. Come in, go ahead and
Speaker 1: smell the ship. Come on, please please.
Speaker 4: He's from monthly name ship boy.
Speaker 2: You can get take a ship today.
Speaker 3: I'm never taking a ship again ever.
Speaker 1: Making funny. They go and ship right away. Dude, you
Speaker 1: believe you took a ship. You're weirdough this guy he.
Speaker 2: Checked this out.
Speaker 1: That's kid gets fun into the electical box. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: crazy because these are two grown ass men. She's just
Speaker 1: taking his ship in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Both at work.
Speaker 1: I will say, Rakes, she taking his ship in the
Speaker 1: bathroom full gear is crazy.
Speaker 2: Okay, So Rakesh comes out of the stall, the toilet flushes. Rakesh,
Speaker 2: as James said, comes out of the stall in full
Speaker 2: gear like boots, knee pads. It doesn't He doesn't even
Speaker 2: slightly adjust his gear, so it looks like he ships
Speaker 2: through like the greases of his gear.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's pulls his side takes.
Speaker 2: It's a long small side to the side.
Speaker 1: Is fucking disgusting. Many imagine face it all.
Speaker 4: I imagine you had like a trap door back there somewhere.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean the idea, they're just pulling
Speaker 1: it real tight and just ship. It was just the nuts,
Speaker 1: like she goes, bet just gus around. It just gotta
Speaker 1: cut through like a knife. Talk to him.
Speaker 2: That is fucking disgusting. Man, None of these options are good, man,
Speaker 2: no matter what, Like this is a shitty ass.
Speaker 1: He just pulls his gear down, probably right. And if
Speaker 1: you if you are wrestling a ship in full gear,
Speaker 1: you're an asshole. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like yeah, we're we're running into the
Speaker 2: deeper wrong room and we're fucking taking a scene.
Speaker 7: We somebody taking Chris Stange is taking a ship here
Speaker 7: put Christ.
Speaker 2: Go getting.
Speaker 1: Cristange's making a super dominate, greedy somebody. The box comes
Speaker 1: out of the bathroom. That must have been crazy.
Speaker 2: Booker looks at him, and Booker for real says, what
Speaker 2: the hell you doing? And there she says, that's my
Speaker 2: pre match ritual. Because the pre match ritual shell. You know,
Speaker 2: I feel sorry for your opponent. You know what, well,
Speaker 2: you wash up better? Yet, what does he have like
Speaker 2: deodorant or something? He's like some sprays, He said, Well,
Speaker 2: you spray some of this on you, man, make you
Speaker 2: smell real good. For night. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: By the way, who you got tonight? Key says, you
Speaker 2: mean me, I'm gonna be backing that ass up on you,
Speaker 2: and he then turns slaps his big fucking ass and
Speaker 2: then farts, I'm gonna back that ass up on you
Speaker 2: and walks Booker. Booker looks fucking horrified, and Jerry Lawler
Speaker 2: on commentary as Booker t is staring into the mirror
Speaker 2: looking at himself, Jerry lower says, Oh my gosh, did
Speaker 2: he dude? Why did he have to slap his esque there? Brother?
Speaker 1: You got you gotta give it to the World Resident
Speaker 1: Federation because they went so long with this dude with
Speaker 1: the fattest ass ever without making him ship his jars
Speaker 1: and rub in somebody's eyes.
Speaker 2: Be like, good for them, man.
Speaker 1: He's been here for a long time.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, man, as funny as I as good at
Speaker 2: the time I just had here. You have to watch
Speaker 2: this segment.
Speaker 4: It's hilarious.
Speaker 1: It sounds like somebody's on a discord soundboard or something.
Speaker 2: You would have that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I mean yeah, yeah, I mean that's why
Speaker 1: I guess you should have came out doing all. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just said a bunch of burritos.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna kick imagine ship Yeah.
Speaker 2: Man, So like books like Booker, g has to wrestle
Speaker 2: this guy man big shitty ass and gear.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's definitely wrestler's court for him. You can't
Speaker 1: just ship in your jars and then you wrestle somebody
Speaker 1: like Undertakers definitely have something to say about that.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: He put him up to it. He said, you gotta
Speaker 1: do this.
Speaker 2: Yeah. If you don't do this, we're gonnas then, dude.
Speaker 4: This is different to his punish it for not getting
Speaker 4: Big Boss Man over. You gotta wrestle.
Speaker 1: Shitty So w w f Overdrive of the Knights, fraud
Speaker 1: by Greyhound.
Speaker 2: Dog and.
Speaker 1: Dog blowing up. Yeah, man, funk this dog rv D
Speaker 1: beats Test with the frog splash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had the fucking Van daminator and beat Test.
Speaker 2: But Test has immunity, so he.
Speaker 1: Can just flash my mindset.
Speaker 2: I think he did both. Everybody probably did all of it.
Speaker 1: So we have Chris Jericho and Test. Chris Jericho is
Speaker 1: the unisputed champion. I want to make sure we get
Speaker 1: that right out the way. Chris Jericho and Test versus
Speaker 1: rock band Damn and the Rock Test is on the
Speaker 1: way out. He's always up.
Speaker 4: Next Test is he's the next big thing.
Speaker 1: I mean like he's ironclad or something.
Speaker 4: He's immunity, He's got a community from the invasion.
Speaker 2: Cole says that this match has implications for the Roll Rumble.
Speaker 2: I was very confused at this until I realized it
Speaker 2: was going Rock at the Bad Review. I said, what
Speaker 2: the fuck does that mean? Like this tag match is
Speaker 2: gonna wins the Rubble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is an insane fucking tag match. Like Jericho
Speaker 1: is not only the w w F champion, he's the
Speaker 1: w c W champ. He's the double champ of the
Speaker 1: same night, double champ of the two biggest companies of
Speaker 1: all time. Your team with Test tonight you think Steve
Speaker 1: Austin Wood. So yeah, Rock is facing Jericho at the Rumble,
Speaker 1: uh for the title and they get this match started
Speaker 1: here and it gets some time man. And to be
Speaker 1: completely honest, I was very happy with this match.
Speaker 2: I thought it match a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like this match a lot. RVD has a shiner.
Speaker 2: I don't know what he got that from.
Speaker 1: But everyone on this show does currently this era, isn't it, Like, Yeah,
Speaker 1: everyone's getting sucked up.
Speaker 2: Rock coming out without a title in this era felt weird,
Speaker 2: like he felt naked.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Did he have the undisputed title
Speaker 1: at one point, like the like the actual unisputed title, not.
Speaker 2: The double A belts Rock beats him for it.
Speaker 1: Right, that's that's cursed. I seen him with the undisputed title.
Speaker 2: That is fucking weird.
Speaker 1: So, uh, Jericho immediately tags out to test here when
Speaker 1: he comes face to face with the Rock. I do
Speaker 1: feel like, for some reason, I feel like this era
Speaker 1: of like SmackDown was like full of rock tag matches
Speaker 1: at the one hour mark. I feel like anytime we
Speaker 1: watched like something from this era, it's like, sure a
Speaker 1: rock tag at the one hour mark because it like
Speaker 1: keeps people there.
Speaker 2: You know that's fair.
Speaker 1: So Jericho comes in and starts kicking Rock's ass, test
Speaker 1: runs it Rock, and he goes for a Samoan drop.
Speaker 1: He hits it, but it kind of turns into like
Speaker 1: a sidewalk slam or like a pain thriller.
Speaker 2: Okay, I would wow, dude, Yeah, in sync, I wrote
Speaker 2: Rock hits a fucked up samoe and drop or some
Speaker 2: ship looked like a pain thriller.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean like, yeah, that was pretty crazy looking.
Speaker 2: What did Test think it was gonna be something else?
Speaker 2: Like what happened there?
Speaker 1: Just a big dude. Probably, Yeah, that's difficult. RVD gets
Speaker 1: the hot tag, hits a spinning heel kick and a
Speaker 1: step over kick on Test. Jericho runs in. It eats
Speaker 1: a spinning kick and a rolling thunder.
Speaker 2: What a great movie. The fucking rolling thunder is.
Speaker 1: All of rvd's shit is awesome.
Speaker 2: All of it could have been finishers, like rolling thunder
Speaker 2: could have been someone's move like that.
Speaker 1: They win with yeah, you're right, but he just had
Speaker 1: so many better moves it was like, okay, yeah. So
Speaker 1: Test eats another jumping spin kick and RVD goes up
Speaker 1: for the frog splash, but Jericho gets up. So what
Speaker 1: RVD ends up doing is Test is laying down Jericho's
Speaker 1: standing up. RVD does a flipping sent on overtest onto Jericho.
Speaker 2: That was awesome, man, I was like, that was one
Speaker 2: of the most impressive things I've ever seen. He cleared
Speaker 2: tests to wipe out Jericho.
Speaker 1: So Test goes for the test bomb, but RVD rolls
Speaker 1: through into a sunset flip for a close two. Jericho
Speaker 1: takes RVD to the outside and hits a gordbuster on
Speaker 1: the announced table that was fucked up, and they say
Speaker 1: on commentary, gold dust his back.
Speaker 2: Can you believe it?
Speaker 1: No? I cannot.
Speaker 2: Personally, I can't sit.
Speaker 1: So Rock comes in and starts beating this motherfucker's ass.
Speaker 1: Rock hets Test off the apron hits a rock bottom
Speaker 1: on Jericho, but Test breaks it up and ends up
Speaker 1: closelining the Rock. Jericho comes in and hits Rock with
Speaker 1: the belt RV. He comes off the top with a
Speaker 1: karate kick and then fucking Mike Awesome dives to the
Speaker 1: outside on Test.
Speaker 2: He what a crazy looking dive, Mike assome dive, by
Speaker 2: the way, tremendous way to put that. I wrote, take
Speaker 2: her dive. You're more rare your dive too, Yeah right.
Speaker 4: I think he wanted to flip, but he just like
Speaker 4: didn't commit to it, so he's like, whatever.
Speaker 2: Even enough room?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I thought that was awesome. I thought that. I
Speaker 1: thought the dive he did was fantastic. I had never
Speaker 1: seen him do that. Ship that was like a very
Speaker 1: rare RVD moment. Collect this why you can So Test
Speaker 1: runs out through the crowd and RVD chases him away,
Speaker 1: leaving Rock and Jericho in the match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck was that? Why? He just he
Speaker 2: can leave?
Speaker 1: He just fucking Mike all someome times out here.
Speaker 2: Don't do don't make them know Mike moves, they're gonna
Speaker 2: fire me.
Speaker 1: Mike Awesome can still get hired again right now. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So Rock and Jericho are down in the middle of
Speaker 1: the ring. I'm thinking in my head they're going to
Speaker 1: a fuck finish here, right, Yes, they don't. So Jericho
Speaker 1: crawls over to pin him for it two. Jericho pushes
Speaker 1: the reft, the ref pushes him back. Rock ends up
Speaker 1: punching him because of it, but Jericho gets up and
Speaker 1: hits the Bulldog, goes for the Lion Salt, but Rock
Speaker 1: gets his knees up. Rock hits the Spinebuster and then
Speaker 1: the spine Line, and then Jericho then's just tapping out.
Speaker 2: Immediately taps out like not even like a struggle.
Speaker 1: He's done. That's the n his speech of champ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what does that mean? For this means that the
Speaker 2: Rock is better? Motherfucker.
Speaker 1: I love the way they frame it later on, Yeah,
Speaker 1: you want to night, But what the that means? A
Speaker 1: time match? They shut up?
Speaker 2: Coach. Yeah, I was super surprised by that. But no,
Speaker 2: I actually thought this was like a very fun match.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it a lot. Yeah, the way they put
Speaker 1: it together was very smart. Test not Test. No, that
Speaker 1: he's like a heel in knowing that like rvd's got
Speaker 1: all the cool shit and kind of letting RVD kind
Speaker 1: of flecks out all the ship there was super smart
Speaker 1: and made the match a lot better. You know, some
Speaker 1: guys can be real selfish about that, but Tess never
Speaker 1: really had a problem.
Speaker 2: So RVD super fucking over still like he's like, and
Speaker 2: he's getting more and more over every week. Everyone loves
Speaker 2: this fucking dude. Triple H is back.
Speaker 1: Who the guy with the machine?
Speaker 2: No, Rvidy comes out to a rock as ovation. Everyone's like, wow,
Speaker 2: I can't wait to see, like how far RVD goes
Speaker 2: in this because like he should get a push. He
Speaker 2: takes a pedigree and then gets like thrown out like
Speaker 2: sixty seconds later. Yeah, Rvedy was getting shipped over on
Speaker 2: like Austin Rock like all the top guys. He was
Speaker 2: getting in that slot. Triple H comes back and immediately says,
Speaker 2: fuck that ship, dude, No way.
Speaker 1: Triple H comes back and says, what if I kicker
Speaker 1: was asking leave malay in for two days straight. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's cool.
Speaker 2: One if the entire builds of the rumble is I
Speaker 2: win and then I win at the rumble. Oh that's
Speaker 2: a good idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, we got that down right here, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because RVD was like one of my favorites at the time,
Speaker 1: and I was like, dude, because he was just the
Speaker 1: coolest fucking dude ever. Him and Jericho were two of
Speaker 1: my favorites at the time. On his view to Champion,
Speaker 1: Jericho is like I don't know, like something about that
Speaker 1: just super resonated with me as a kid. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is the coolest guy ever.
Speaker 2: Which is because like in the back they probably thought
Speaker 2: the complete opposite. They said, well fuck this fucking dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were begging for him to fail. Yeah right,
Speaker 1: Like yeah, totally. So we got a Jim Ross sit
Speaker 1: down interview here. Jr. Is here to talk with mister
Speaker 1: MacMahon about his upcoming match with Rick Flair.
Speaker 2: So I will say this is a long interview. At
Speaker 2: least it felt long. I wrote down all of it.
Speaker 2: I will not be talking about all of it because
Speaker 2: it's fucking nothing.
Speaker 1: This is it's just him trying to sell the match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just kind of putting over like that they should
Speaker 2: be booing him. I mean that's really what it felt like. Yeah, sure,
Speaker 2: j says, mister McMahon, we're here to talk about and
Speaker 2: Vince immediately cuts him off with his hang on, I
Speaker 2: don't want you to be uptight. I want to relax.
Speaker 2: I want you to ask me anything you want to
Speaker 2: ask me, and Jeff says, well, that's very nice. Shod note.
Speaker 2: Triple H returned on raw. What are your thoughts on
Speaker 2: the reception your son in law received? And Vince says
Speaker 2: it was overwhelming and Jess said, well, I think that
Speaker 2: would cause some major problems for you. Vince says, in
Speaker 2: what respect and Jess says, well, he says a lot
Speaker 2: a lot of wells. Well, Triple H is married to
Speaker 2: your daughter, Stephanie.
Speaker 1: Super cond Jr. Is super condesce this, which is very funny.
Speaker 2: But I guess to be fair, they did bring up
Speaker 2: that like I think recently Jr. Was forced to kiss
Speaker 2: Vince's ass.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, he hates yeah, yeah she personally, I think
Speaker 1: Riclair should kick your ashile her stadium. But you know,
Speaker 1: you can tell your side of the story, or you
Speaker 1: can tell it walking.
Speaker 2: Don't care, bitch, He said, Triple Ah is married to
Speaker 2: your daughter, Stephanie. You know your daughter Stephanie. You and
Speaker 2: Stephanie are certainly as strange as we speak, and I
Speaker 2: would think there would be some animosity there between you
Speaker 2: and Triple H. And Vince says, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: discuss my personal life here to night, so keep the subject.
Speaker 1: You know what, we on my real son and he's
Speaker 1: gonna win. And RVD fuck you?
Speaker 2: Oh what that chunds like a fucking horror. Maybe should
Speaker 2: book RVD. Don't you think you should put RVD up
Speaker 2: and maybe fire test while you're at I mean, we
Speaker 2: can agree on some things here, I guess. Yeah. They
Speaker 2: go back and forth talking about the World Rumble and
Speaker 2: Vince's actions. So, for those that missed it on Raw,
Speaker 2: Vince stressed up as Ric Flair flight came out and
Speaker 2: fucking game the business. Then Vince hit him in the
Speaker 2: head with a steel pipe and busted him open crazy style,
Speaker 2: which was a receipt for Flair randomly running out on
Speaker 2: SmackDown UH and running at Vince who was at ringside
Speaker 2: and running and punching him in the eye as hard
Speaker 2: as hey shoe black guy would.
Speaker 1: My favorite part about that is he gets punched the
Speaker 1: eye superstyle, like super black guy here. Yes, and then
Speaker 1: he you know, he does this ship with Flair on
Speaker 1: raw and it comes back and j R. Says, so
Speaker 1: do you want to explain to unprovoked attack?
Speaker 2: Says, I'm provoked. Hem he's November nineteen. It was one
Speaker 2: of the worst days of my life. Flair illegally bought
Speaker 2: my rotten son stock and my even more rotten daughter stock.
Speaker 2: What the fuck? And yeah, he just again just runs
Speaker 2: down Flair the whole time, says he hopes that Flair's
Speaker 2: family is at the pay per view so he can
Speaker 2: kick the ship out of him in front of his
Speaker 2: family and all of his kids. And Vince says, he's ready. Uh.
Speaker 2: And he's the kind of guy that when you know
Speaker 2: him a little bit, you you find out you don't
Speaker 2: know a damn thing about them. And he is a
Speaker 2: risk taker, and he gets horny when he beats people up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Sean, that's not what I watched. Fuck, it really
Speaker 1: turned on when I destroy lives.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can see I've been here. Yeah, I mean really,
Speaker 2: I hope Rick Flair just pulls a gun on you
Speaker 2: this under.
Speaker 1: Time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like j R. Is pretty much trying to
Speaker 2: tell Vince dude, I mean, like, how do you think
Speaker 2: you're gonna win thish?
Speaker 1: What do you think dude?
Speaker 2: But yeah, Vince just says, you know, he's gonna get
Speaker 2: his hand raising victory and he's and Flair will beg
Speaker 2: him to buy a stock back and he says, good job.
Speaker 2: I've I've interviewed, I've enjoyed this interview. Thank you. Please
Speaker 2: keep your fingers off.
Speaker 1: You made me sick. All.
Speaker 2: I hope you get hit by the SmackDown.
Speaker 1: Fished Anyways, Booker t might not like what comes next.
Speaker 1: Will he peer into the big bad buns of.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I guess we'll see.
Speaker 2: That's keeping me too, did James. I'm not fucking switch
Speaker 2: of channels comercials up next. I want to see if
Speaker 2: he peers at the big bad buds of Rakishi.
Speaker 1: Mister Perfect will be in the Royal Rumble. This is
Speaker 1: his return to the w W E I believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I like looking back at it like that
Speaker 2: was pretty uh fucking crazy, even crazier because that is
Speaker 2: x w F s K head in the middle of that,
Speaker 2: and he just goes to the rumble and what.
Speaker 1: He said, no way, yeah, let's go ahead and shut
Speaker 1: all this down.
Speaker 2: Fuck that. Yeah, well, karn Headick doesn't want to wrestle
Speaker 2: buff Baguan Vampiro for the next fucking four years. That sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I believe he left w B on pretty shitty
Speaker 1: terms when he went to w c W. I think
Speaker 1: he liked I think he like ghost Advance.
Speaker 4: Or something and just yeah, that sounds like everybody for Yeah,
Speaker 4: so like.
Speaker 1: Him coming back was like a legit surprise because like
Speaker 1: people just thought, oh, well, you know, this guy's fuck
Speaker 1: fuck this relationship to ship. But uh, yeah he does.
Speaker 1: He does. He looks pretty much the same wrestles Austin.
Speaker 1: That sounds right. Yeah, it's not like he does a ton,
Speaker 1: but yeah, they have him faced some guys like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because he does that. He's there for a bit,
Speaker 2: he's gone by like let's see here, he's gone by
Speaker 2: like may because of of course the plane ride from hell. Uh.
Speaker 2: And then he goes to TNA.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: He wrestles a couple of times there, and he wrestled
Speaker 2: his last match on January eighth O three defeating David
Speaker 2: Flair in an axe handle on a pole match.
Speaker 1: Ah, okay, accidentally, of course, and I guess anyone can
Speaker 1: use it.
Speaker 2: He passed away after that.
Speaker 1: I believe rest in peace, mister perfect dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he was fucking awesome man. Yeah. Like
Speaker 2: uh and he the mister perfect single it legendary and
Speaker 2: he kept that forever he did. Yeah, except when he
Speaker 2: wore the overalls for the West.
Speaker 1: And in the x WF he had buff bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's awesome. Man.
Speaker 1: O Kerti versus Rakish is up next. Oh my, and
Speaker 1: Rakish makes his entrance and immediately Jerry Lawler goes, what's
Speaker 1: that smell? Smells like so much the biggest ship this
Speaker 1: guy's it must stink like ship that's already all night.
Speaker 2: How is that possible?
Speaker 1: Rakeshi's walking around stinking this fucking hold place up. MSG.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's sixteen thousand people here and they can all
Speaker 2: smell Rakeshi's ass shitty style.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think of that until right fucking now.
Speaker 1: This is one of the most iconic American venues in
Speaker 1: the history of combat sports. Ship shit all in this
Speaker 1: place and he smelled it all night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, they smelled on Nick Patrick's face from Monday,
Speaker 2: so like he had a shitty ass on Raw too,
Speaker 2: and it's permeated since Raw to SmackDown.
Speaker 1: It's been festering more, it's been growing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Booker t comes out looks horrified. Cole says, I
Speaker 2: hope for booker t sake that Rakeishi did indeed squeeze
Speaker 2: the sharman earlier tonight, and Lawler says, at last he
Speaker 2: washed his hands, did me? I mean that might have
Speaker 2: been the crossest thing I could. I can smell it
Speaker 2: out here anyway, roll Ram was brought to you Fox
Speaker 2: fantasy ted.
Speaker 1: Yeah, guys, we got a big show coming up. We're
Speaker 1: a massa square guarding up here.
Speaker 2: It's like the second biggest show the year or whatever.
Speaker 1: So Booker is the heel in this match. Kshi is
Speaker 1: the baby face who was trying to ship on his face.
Speaker 2: We like the big feed shitty assman.
Speaker 1: That ship is steaky.
Speaker 2: Was like, fuck that ship here.
Speaker 1: So they they go to start the batch here, fucking
Speaker 1: Rakeshi bags him over the corner and Booker starts freaking out.
Speaker 1: He fucking I pokes him get away from me.
Speaker 2: Rakishi ducks a line. Booker Sunset flips him, and Rakkeishi
Speaker 2: of course stops and starts smacking his big, fat and
Speaker 2: shitty ass, and Booker powders immediately from it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes for the moresh drop Booker gets out
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, I mean like I'm it would I'm I'm
Speaker 2: actually shocked that they didn't say you should put a
Speaker 2: melted candy bar in your ass.
Speaker 1: You know, man, I'm sure that was on the sheet
Speaker 1: a hundred times. What if like what if like we
Speaker 1: stuck something in your ass and then when you stink
Speaker 1: face him, it fell out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like ship goes out of your ass on his
Speaker 2: face that someone said, hey, man, just book anybody the
Speaker 2: world champion here the gold dust will eat it, my
Speaker 2: tech gold dust. I got something better for him, suit.
Speaker 1: I did so, uh, Cole says, holy ship. All right.
Speaker 1: So Cole says, you don't even need to be near Ricky.
Speaker 1: She just smell his ass.
Speaker 2: Oh my big fat, shiitty there boy.
Speaker 4: This is this is the baby face by the way
Speaker 4: he sticks like ship. He spells so bad.
Speaker 2: He's a heel on dp W. We're making fun of him. Crazy,
Speaker 2: Holy fu man.
Speaker 1: All right, So she hit to Samoa and drop. It's
Speaker 1: a double line and a belly to belly. Booker hits
Speaker 1: a Harlem sidekick into the axe kick.
Speaker 2: They're putting the cameras like right up Forkes's ass.
Speaker 1: Ever, Yeah, well that's his gimmick. Boys, so.
Speaker 2: Disappointed.
Speaker 1: Yeah where was all the ship?
Speaker 2: I guess? Yeah, well so from what I understand, just dugg.
Speaker 1: He just went through like a goddamn sword. Got those
Speaker 1: clean ships? You know? Not he wipe?
Speaker 2: No, those are.
Speaker 4: It just slices half.
Speaker 1: Square garden. Legends are legends are made in this building.
Speaker 2: Put My entire house does not have ghost wipes.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, huge, real clean.
Speaker 2: You know, this guy sounds like ship tony.
Speaker 1: So Rakesh hits us some eye kick and Booker falls
Speaker 1: into the corner. Oh no, Rakeishi bags that ass up,
Speaker 1: pulls his gear all the way up his ass.
Speaker 2: It gets lost like he has no gear left. It
Speaker 2: is just fat shitty cheeks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, people pay a lot of money for this ship,
Speaker 1: and but Booker's about to eat this ship for free. Rake,
Speaker 1: she bags his fucking stinking.
Speaker 2: Ass of eyes.
Speaker 1: Go a dude, This is a legendary stink face. Top
Speaker 1: five of all time. Rakish Big stinking, smelly ship filled
Speaker 1: ass the book.
Speaker 2: He lodges that ship into Booker T's mouth, and Booker
Speaker 2: T's face disappeared. Lawler on commentary is.
Speaker 1: Going, Terry Lawler doing the noises nuts. He's one. We
Speaker 1: make a lot of jokes about Rikishi shipting on dudes,
Speaker 1: but that was the whole thing here. I just want
Speaker 1: to make sure everyone is standing here for this is
Speaker 1: what the show wanted you to know. Ship his drawers
Speaker 1: and then ship in Booker's face and he's the baby face.
Speaker 4: This is a good guy.
Speaker 1: This is not a joke. There's no other way to
Speaker 1: explain this. This is what happens Square Garden. Booker T
Speaker 1: then goes to ringside. He starts gagging.
Speaker 2: They SloMo replay the stinkface by the way in between this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Cole is like, oh my god, look at
Speaker 1: Booker d look at Booker T.
Speaker 2: Look at your ship face.
Speaker 1: And Booker T then looks at Michael Cole and he
Speaker 1: fucking vomits all over Michael Cole's white turtleneck sweater.
Speaker 2: Projectile vomiting not only all over coal, it explodes into
Speaker 2: the front row behind him and like all over people. Yeah, ah, dude,
Speaker 2: Jerry Lawler is laughing at Coal. Cole is dry heaving.
Speaker 1: You got pup. This is massive square garden. God, damn it,
Speaker 1: damn it.
Speaker 2: And it's like and it's it's a fever dream from
Speaker 2: the stinkface to like the end of this, dude, this
Speaker 2: is fucked, not even.
Speaker 1: Making anything up. Kisish his pads, Ship in Booker's mouth
Speaker 1: and then Booker throw up all.
Speaker 2: And then where Michael Cole is leaving the announcer, he
Speaker 2: has to go to the bag because he has vomit
Speaker 2: all over him. Booker t is now gone, referee also gone.
Speaker 2: Rakishi is now in the middle of the ring with
Speaker 2: hat and he's dancing.
Speaker 1: The match disappears.
Speaker 2: You look.
Speaker 1: The music, it gets, it gets even better.
Speaker 2: Ship in his ass, shto Bert's face cold, that's vomito.
Speaker 2: You look flat.
Speaker 1: Is so funny. He walks fine, Michael Cole walks by,
Speaker 1: and you just get a hit of the ring and
Speaker 1: I see standing there with the head.
Speaker 2: He's dancing to the music. They replay from multiple camera angles,
Speaker 2: slow mo style, Bookert throwing up all over Coal. Now
Speaker 2: we're back in the ring, Rakishi still dancing. Now there's
Speaker 2: Pyro going off in all four Dan.
Speaker 1: After we got all shitty in the face. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: shot he would after like a count out right or whatever.
Speaker 1: The dichotomy of Booker throwing up after getting a stinky
Speaker 1: ass and then him walking by to go backstage and
Speaker 1: seeing Rikishi with the head it instantly cuts to him
Speaker 1: dancing is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in
Speaker 1: my life. That's what he said. Wow, this is the
Speaker 1: funniest segment I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: It was insane, Like the fucking stick face and Baba
Speaker 2: is funny enough. The match not ending at Rakishi is now,
Speaker 2: that's so fucking funny, man.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe people don't remember that. That is a
Speaker 1: very legendary part of It's a man yeah, oh man, yeah.
Speaker 2: Fucking believable.
Speaker 1: Man, Like this is like a fever dream.
Speaker 2: You have to see it, legit, Tony. It's fucking insane,
Speaker 2: Like this is like on the show, and this is something.
Speaker 2: This is a story that they told throughout this episode.
Speaker 1: Oh they did.
Speaker 4: They built to it and everything they had to payoff
Speaker 4: and dance and everything. And then Sting saw this and said,
Speaker 4: there's no fucking.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So Jim Ross has now joined Waller ringside because Michael
Speaker 1: Cole has been vomited on, and j R. Schmash like
Speaker 1: Granny had to shower belches. There's a piece of corn.
Speaker 2: Now you you want to look at this again? And
Speaker 2: they show it again.
Speaker 1: Holy fu man, we go backstage. Booker T is now
Speaker 1: in the bathroom and he's washing his mouth out in
Speaker 1: the sake.
Speaker 2: He's driving into the sink and I'm like, wow, what
Speaker 2: the hell else could happen here? Fucking God damn it.
Speaker 2: It's d DP DDP with no mustache.
Speaker 1: This is the craziest looking dude ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, man, what's wrong?
Speaker 1: The only thing I can think of when I see
Speaker 1: this dude is the melting face gift of d DP.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the tri moon gift. Yeah right.
Speaker 1: That shit is so fucking funny, man.
Speaker 2: It's nuts. So DDP walks in the bathroom, big shit
Speaker 2: eating grin on his face, no pun intended, and DDP
Speaker 2: says hey, Booker, and Booker says, what the hell you
Speaker 2: want man, and d says you need to know that
Speaker 2: you received the steak face from Bikishi. Isn't a bad thing?
Speaker 2: Book He says, what the hell are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Deevie says, well, it's okay. It's a really bad thing, bad, bad, bad, bad, horrible, disgusting, despicable.
Speaker 2: But at least it didn't happen to me D d V.
Speaker 2: And that's a good thing. Go get a book. Then
Speaker 2: he leaves. A booker is just discussed that he's driving
Speaker 2: in the sink again. This is this is unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Man, Godfather is in the Royal Rumble.
Speaker 2: Oh nice.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's one of the guys that returns
Speaker 1: for anything and everything.
Speaker 2: Ever him and gold Dust.
Speaker 1: Gold Dust is always there lurking, waiting for a tag
Speaker 1: team run. That'll go.
Speaker 2: Well, he's done his job. He's done his fucking job.
Speaker 1: Uh we go backstage. Coach asks Rock if he can
Speaker 1: beat Jericho at the Rumble because tonight was just a
Speaker 1: tag team match.
Speaker 2: So yeah, it's coach. He stops him. The hallway coaches Rock, Rock,
Speaker 2: excuse me, first of all, big one night, but can
Speaker 2: you defeat Jericho one on one? And Rock looks him
Speaker 2: he says, shut your mouth coat.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: I don't even know where he was going here. I
Speaker 2: guess he just needed a segue out. So that's not
Speaker 2: the question. The fact of the matter is that the
Speaker 2: Rock has walk in New York City for five days straight,
Speaker 2: and so has not said finally the Rock has come
Speaker 2: back to New York City. Chris Jeracob and I on
Speaker 2: The Rock Show smacked Down, You got your ass whooped
Speaker 2: by the Rock and come the Royal Rumble two thousand
Speaker 2: and two. That threw me off so bad when the
Speaker 2: Rock said the year of the Rumble, I don't know
Speaker 2: if anyone ever does that.
Speaker 1: I think they're told not to use time in this does.
Speaker 2: What he wants. You call yourself a living legend, you
Speaker 2: call yourself larger than life, but the fact of the
Speaker 2: matter is you know nothing about large. You see, the
Speaker 2: Rock has something that's large. Smiles smiles, and he's like smiling.
Speaker 2: The whole rest of the Rock has something that's enormous.
Speaker 2: The Rock has something that's huge. Then the Rock is
Speaker 2: a coach, is like giggling, and look he's looking dowt
Speaker 2: it Rocks dig and turns and stares, daggers through him,
Speaker 2: and Rock says, what in the blue hell are you smiling?
Speaker 2: You sick freaking your eyes stay locked on the rock.
Speaker 2: What the Rock was referring to is his size fourteen boot,
Speaker 2: which this is like I don't know. This is an
Speaker 2: underrated rock promiliar. The Rock is referring to his size
Speaker 2: fourteen boot, which means Chris Jericho the Rock is gonna
Speaker 2: take his size fourteen boot and shove it straight up,
Speaker 2: pull it it back out, shove it straight up, pull
Speaker 2: it back out, shake it off, rub it all over
Speaker 2: coach his face because he likes it. He's gonna take
Speaker 2: a big step back, sidways and shut it straight up,
Speaker 2: your candy ass. He pantomimes rubbing shit.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I could have been like if
Speaker 1: I was in that position. I don't know if I
Speaker 1: could give up ribbing everybody every week and getting paid
Speaker 1: in the midst amount of money to go do movies.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest, this is way too much fun right now.
Speaker 2: This is the fun. Like, dude, I'm gonna rub it
Speaker 2: on Coach's face. He yeah, dude, that is so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: And he says, Chris Jericho, the countdown is on, Dick tuck,
Speaker 2: Dick duck, and he does, uh, if you smell what
Speaker 2: the Rock? Whoa? This is SmackDown. This is the Rock Show,
Speaker 2: New York City, have got some what the rock is cooking?
Speaker 2: I mean, this is a This is a fucking unbelievably overman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: He could do no wrong in the eyes of these people.
Speaker 2: He's the goat man. Like, yeah, this dude, the stuff
Speaker 2: with him and Coach is always uh something to look
Speaker 2: forward to.
Speaker 1: Toe So the main event of the evening, stone Cold
Speaker 1: versus Kurt angle.
Speaker 2: That's I mean, that's a pretty big fucking match.
Speaker 1: You know what's weird here, Steve Austin wasn't on this
Speaker 1: show at all until right now.
Speaker 4: No, he wasn't.
Speaker 2: That is fucking weird. I guess I'm so thrown off
Speaker 2: by everything else that's been on this show that like
Speaker 2: that didn't come to my mind. Deborah was on this
Speaker 2: show and not Stone Cold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like he wasn't even like referenced in anything really
Speaker 1: outside of the two segments.
Speaker 4: We don't get the stone Colder rush to the building
Speaker 4: shot that they always do with Stone Cold. He always
Speaker 4: is walking with his bag into the arena.
Speaker 1: Stone holds here got a mafic card angle there, and
Speaker 1: I didn't do that. Yeah, you're right, Yeah, they kind
Speaker 1: of stopped doing that. Maybe like they just realized that
Speaker 1: doesn't like keep people watching anymore. So this place goes
Speaker 1: insane for Steve Austin.
Speaker 2: I love this vest by the way, the dazzled gold
Speaker 2: with the alcohol fueled that's awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, double knee braces clean ass, by the way on
Speaker 1: this guy, this is the goat. Yeah. So Kurt and
Speaker 1: stone Cold pace around for his second. When they get
Speaker 1: in the ring, stone Cold gives Kurt the middle finger,
Speaker 1: and then Earl says, hey, come on, man, like, let's
Speaker 1: not do that, and then stone Could gives him the
Speaker 1: middle finger too.
Speaker 2: That is god damn. I mean, like this is my
Speaker 2: How is he not everyone's favorite forever?
Speaker 1: The what chants are insane?
Speaker 2: It's nuts, dude. It's like you, there's nothing that they
Speaker 2: can do to stop them, and like I guess at
Speaker 2: the time, it probably was like still fun. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So stone Cold gives Kurt a mean shoulder tackle here,
Speaker 1: he kicks his ass this whole match. Yeah, they sort
Speaker 1: of like an Angle starts giving it back to They
Speaker 1: started kicking each other's ass like crazy.
Speaker 2: Here. That was like the chops get personally here at
Speaker 2: some point here.
Speaker 1: I was super impressed with how stiff they worked. Here,
Speaker 1: Austin starts targeting the leg of Kurt angle Uh and
Speaker 1: card Angle gets away at Austin's smiling at him, and
Speaker 1: Kredengle's like, what the fuck do you.
Speaker 2: Do that for? You trying to pull me up?
Speaker 1: Pieces? And now they are a chance? That are what
Speaker 1: an angle? So they're like split.
Speaker 2: I think it's angle sucks.
Speaker 1: I thought it was what an angle? Like it was
Speaker 1: splitting the chance.
Speaker 2: No, I think it's yeah, I can because it's fucking
Speaker 2: garbled together like so many people. Yeah, there's so but
Speaker 2: I think it's angle sucks.
Speaker 1: What okay?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was like, wow, they must really be in a
Speaker 1: Kurt too. So Austin throws Kurt to the outside and
Speaker 1: chops the fucking shit out of him.
Speaker 2: Man, he lights him up. I don't know if I've
Speaker 2: seen Austin chop somebody like this.
Speaker 1: He's beating this dude like he os some money he is,
Speaker 1: He's kicking. So Kurt ends up firing back with some
Speaker 1: hard chops of his own. Austin then starts throwing Kurt's
Speaker 1: shoulder into the post on the outside and then throws
Speaker 1: him into the steps.
Speaker 2: He's just a beating shit of his shoulder. He was
Speaker 2: working his leg and I was working his shoulder. What
Speaker 2: do you doing?
Speaker 1: I don't think because they knew they had to run
Speaker 1: in or whatever. I don't think they called shit in
Speaker 1: this match. I think they were just kind of working,
Speaker 1: especially because Kurt goes to the International about five hundred
Speaker 1: times in a row, right, Yeah, so I think they
Speaker 1: were just calling shit in the ring and just working stuff,
Speaker 1: which is awesome, by the way. I want to make
Speaker 1: sure everyone gets that. Yeah, like we think that's awesome. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: they get back in. Kurt hits a kitchen sink to
Speaker 1: take back over. Kurt just starts kicking Austin on the
Speaker 1: ground and giving him some shoulders in the corner. Austin
Speaker 1: and then spears him out of the corner and starts
Speaker 1: beating the shit out of him.
Speaker 2: Dude, brutal spear. Like that was a good fucking spear.
Speaker 1: It was. Yeah, he said, yeah, we're gonna take this
Speaker 1: back down. But Kurt hits kurk hits a belly to
Speaker 1: belly here h And when Kurt grabs him for the
Speaker 1: belly to belly on this it's like a fucking command grab.
Speaker 1: Like he grabs him as like I was like, oh wow,
Speaker 1: that's on anmally. Yeah, it's just the way he latches
Speaker 1: on man, It's just like just little things like that,
Speaker 1: like the way he latches on, makes that move seem
Speaker 1: like he's gonna kill him, like for real.
Speaker 2: And it always looks good the overhead belly to belly
Speaker 2: like and it's not something like many dudes like, not
Speaker 2: many dudes are throwing Austin around like that.
Speaker 1: No, no, especially on this next part here, like the
Speaker 1: way they're throwing each other around. I was super impressed
Speaker 1: by how this went. That's why I think they were
Speaker 1: just calling shit, you know, yeah, you're right. So they
Speaker 1: go back to the International, Austin cuts it off for
Speaker 1: the hot shot in a clothes line. They do the
Speaker 1: International like two or three times here.
Speaker 2: I was just finishing.
Speaker 1: WW I like to move a lot.
Speaker 2: I did do so.
Speaker 1: Austin ge Kurt a German suplex.
Speaker 2: This is so cursed, it is. It definitely was I'm
Speaker 2: gonna I'm German me to you, dude. These are crazy
Speaker 2: looking Germans, not only German. He holds on and does
Speaker 2: he does the two of them. Yeah, he gets to two.
Speaker 1: He goes through the third, Kurk counters and then Kurt
Speaker 1: gives Austin the Germans. He gets two, and I was like, wow, man.
Speaker 1: That was like curse as Ship. That was like a
Speaker 1: really just crazy segment right there.
Speaker 2: It was weird shit, And I liked how Austin got
Speaker 2: out of it because Austin usually you throw like an
Speaker 2: elbow to the head. Austin is throwing elbows to Kurt's
Speaker 2: shitty shoulder that he fucked up to get out of
Speaker 2: the Germans.
Speaker 1: So then Kurt just mule kicks Austin in the nuts
Speaker 1: that he gets Kurt angle, then hits a Kobashi moon saw.
Speaker 2: Low blow and like he starts climbing up and everyone
Speaker 2: like even the commentators are like, oh shit, they're crazy,
Speaker 2: and yeah, moon salt looked awesome. Austin kicks out of
Speaker 2: two point nine. I was like, wow, this is sweet.
Speaker 1: So Kurt gets the ankle lock in, but Steve Austin
Speaker 1: rolls through into a pin for it too. Kurt goes
Speaker 1: for the Olympic Slam, but Steve Austin hits the stunner.
Speaker 1: Uh and then all of a sudden, Kane's Pyro goes off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Austin's leg is fucked up so he couldn't get
Speaker 2: to the pin and then Pyro goes off. Here comes Kane.
Speaker 1: I'm like what the commenters, what the hell is he
Speaker 1: doing here? What?
Speaker 2: Yeah? What the hell is Yes? I know it's Kane,
Speaker 2: but why is he coming to the ring.
Speaker 1: This doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: And Kane gets in the ring, goozles Austin and chokes
Speaker 2: Ln's and I said, Hey, what the fuck what are
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 1: I love the way this happened, like Kurt, Like Kane
Speaker 1: comes to the ring and Kurt punches Austin, so Kine's
Speaker 1: standing there and Austin turns around and starts kicking Kurt's
Speaker 1: as he turns back around. In the case, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: choke slam was good too.
Speaker 2: He nails it with the choke slam. Kurt is up
Speaker 2: and he's laughing. He gives Kan the thumbs up because
Speaker 2: he thinks he's on his side, and he stops all
Speaker 2: of sudden again, Kirk goes whoa, and then Kane goozles
Speaker 2: Kurt and choke slams him too, and then Kane does
Speaker 2: his pyro into wy that's good, we should do that sometimes.
Speaker 1: Big show fucking sprints down here and jumps up one
Speaker 1: d on the apron comes in here. Caine and Bigs
Speaker 1: are popping off fucking crazy, and I said.
Speaker 2: Wha ship. They're goozling each other.
Speaker 1: I said, what the coary is like, what the hell?
Speaker 1: What is what is happening? What?
Speaker 2: They legit are confused and they're like, it's just.
Speaker 1: Like a legit. These guys aren't duding what's going on.
Speaker 2: It's just like showing to do it. The rumble arn't
Speaker 2: think it might be.
Speaker 1: It is so fucking funny why this is actually happening.
Speaker 1: So Kane goozles Big Show, Big Show goozles Cane. Big
Speaker 1: Show overpowers Kane and hits the show stopper, and then
Speaker 1: they're reasons for this time to.
Speaker 2: Play the game. Oh my god, Triple H, who we
Speaker 2: have not seen all night, is here and he's in
Speaker 2: a Triple H tank top and he looks fucking.
Speaker 1: Huge man forty jacket tech dimimed out, are you serious
Speaker 1: two nights in a row had this guy come out
Speaker 1: the same way? A MSG.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he is juicy as fuck. Man, He is
Speaker 2: so juicy, He's huge, dude. And he gets in the
Speaker 2: ring and he faces off a Big Show. He rushes
Speaker 2: Big Show.
Speaker 1: This shot, by the way comes down, the camera shot
Speaker 1: is is wide out. The arena is packed. They're losing it.
Speaker 2: Too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're going nuts. Big Show is standing in the middle,
Speaker 1: not moving, looking at the ramp and it's just such
Speaker 1: a cool shot right.
Speaker 2: There, and they take a minute there like they don't
Speaker 2: immediately very Big Show but like you know, going uh.
Speaker 2: Triple H rushes Big Show in the ring. Big Show
Speaker 2: gouzles him. Triple H sun full on just kicks Big
Speaker 2: Show in the balls.
Speaker 1: He's good, he's it.
Speaker 2: Don't down, Yeah, he doesn't go down. Triple and tries
Speaker 2: to hit him on a clothes line. Big Show doesn't
Speaker 2: go down. He punches him. Big Show no sells it. Well,
Speaker 2: I guess another kick to the balls. Big Show doubles
Speaker 2: over and then Triple h hits him with a great pedigree.
Speaker 2: I was surprised at how good this pedigree looked on
Speaker 2: the Big Show.
Speaker 1: That's it was funny as hell. He gets the pedigree
Speaker 1: and his JR. Says can he wait? Can he?
Speaker 2: Can he do it? It's just something to do wrong.
Speaker 2: The crown goes fucking crazy for him, ripping his shirt
Speaker 2: off and he's fucking posing and then we see a
Speaker 2: it's a wide shot and I didn't know he was
Speaker 2: there until I saw him on the Big Mini trons,
Speaker 2: but it's Undertaker's face on. Both of us said, he's
Speaker 2: just looking at his yard. Yeah, Triple H is standing
Speaker 2: Undertaker's yard. Und Taker's there in a jacket and a bandana,
Speaker 2: and it's them two staring down. Then the show ends
Speaker 2: with Jared saying, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, what a royal? What the hell are you
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: Shut the fucking I'm so confused.
Speaker 1: What dude who called this Triple A ripping his shirt
Speaker 1: off and then walking by and Caine is laid out
Speaker 1: like Peter Griffin and fucking big just there and Undertakers
Speaker 1: looking in the ring right now.
Speaker 2: Man, this is nuts. Man, The Triple hs propaganda for
Speaker 2: this ro roll rumble, build that Triple H wins.
Speaker 1: What if I came in two nights a row and
Speaker 1: everybody's asking, we'll wait to the baby all one?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that sounds great.
Speaker 2: Main event Mania over anything else. Don't worry about anything
Speaker 2: else on this fucking card. Fuck you, Ogan Rock, get
Speaker 2: all the way, rv D. Yeah, gold Dust, come here,
Speaker 2: I got something for you. This was a fun fucking show.
Speaker 2: Though I enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: I enjoyed my this is good.
Speaker 2: This was I mean crazy.
Speaker 1: I'm a big fucking mark for this SmackDown era. Like,
Speaker 1: I know it's not the SmackDown six stuff yet, but
Speaker 1: I don't know something about this.
Speaker 4: Ara's a lot of star power. The star power was there.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a charm to like it. And I think,
Speaker 2: you know if I feel like every time we watch
Speaker 2: the smack time from this era, it always ends in
Speaker 2: a fucking multi man running schmas. Everyone has to finish. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that probably is coming soon. Probably the next fucking SmackDown
Speaker 2: where everyone runs. Yeah, what does that mean? What is
Speaker 2: just a.
Speaker 1: Judge?
Speaker 2: That is the don't even a SmackDown for January tenth,
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