1 00:00:00,760 --> 00:00:03,480 Speaker 1: This is a Rooster Teeth production. 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:06,120 Speaker 2: Good Morning from Hell. 3 00:00:06,160 --> 00:00:09,519 Speaker 3: It's your good friend Blaine and I'm breaking character. Oh 4 00:00:09,560 --> 00:00:11,960 my god, Oh my god. 5 00:00:12,279 --> 00:00:15,240 Speaker 4: And I'm Chris, and I'm well, I'm always Chris. 6 00:00:15,599 --> 00:00:18,920 Speaker 3: Chris, break character, Chris, I'm alive. 7 00:00:19,239 --> 00:00:22,719 Speaker 1: Oh my god. What are we doing? 8 00:00:23,039 --> 00:00:23,399 Speaker 2: Uh? 9 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:27,679 Speaker 4: So we're going to take the week off because Blaine 10 00:00:27,800 --> 00:00:30,839 is going out of town and taking on vacation. And 11 00:00:30,879 --> 00:00:33,960 then we're also super busy, super super busy with a 12 00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:38,079 ton of other projects. Some may say burnt out, burnt 13 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:42,320 like the Fires of Hell, that's right, but uh, and 14 00:00:42,359 --> 00:00:45,840 we also we also have our live show that's coming 15 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:50,640 up later this month, the Life from Hell Extra Interactive 16 00:00:50,679 --> 00:00:55,119 Game Show Extravaganza ex extravagan Extravaganza, which we're super excited 17 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:59,880 about and you should absolutely consider getting a ticket for it. 18 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:02,560 Speaker 3: Tickets are available that the Lincoln is in the description 19 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:05,719 of this episode. Please please come come join us. You 20 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:07,319 can watch no matter who you are, but if you 21 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:08,799 buy tickets then you get access to a bunch of 22 00:01:08,799 --> 00:01:09,560 really cool stuff. 23 00:01:09,680 --> 00:01:12,040 Speaker 4: So yeah, and also in the show we'll be giving 24 00:01:12,079 --> 00:01:16,400 away like free stuff, so it might work out ahead anyway. 25 00:01:17,439 --> 00:01:20,719 But yeah, so we're gonna be working on that, but anyway, 26 00:01:21,480 --> 00:01:25,159 we wanted to still instead of releasing nothing, we figured, well, 27 00:01:25,200 --> 00:01:29,120 why not we release something. So I'm sure you've heard 28 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:31,840 us talk about our pre show Why We're going to Hell, 29 00:01:31,879 --> 00:01:34,040 where we talk about all the reasons in real life 30 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:35,680 why we might be going to hell with our guests, 31 00:01:35,959 --> 00:01:38,799 and we want to go and give that one. Normally 32 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,200 it's on roots seat dot com for first members, but 33 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:44,040 we want to give a free one here for audio listeners, 34 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:47,000 and it's the one we did with. 35 00:01:46,920 --> 00:01:50,400 Speaker 1: Gus Rolla last week. So we're talking. We're talking D 36 00:01:50,480 --> 00:01:51,560 and D in this episode. 37 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,239 Speaker 3: Not to spoil too much, but yeah, we're promoting our 38 00:01:54,280 --> 00:01:57,000 other show, Tales from the Strenky Dragon. It's our new 39 00:01:57,079 --> 00:01:59,680 D and D podcast, something else that you should check 40 00:01:59,680 --> 00:02:02,200 out because we just started a new campaign. It's a 41 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:04,760 great jumping on point, especially if you like dungeons and Dragons. 42 00:02:04,799 --> 00:02:07,079 It's a pretty high production value where we're doing like 43 00:02:07,159 --> 00:02:09,439 voice acting and music and all sorts of fun stuff. 44 00:02:09,439 --> 00:02:12,800 So please go subscribe to that wherever you listen to podcasts. Yeah, 45 00:02:12,840 --> 00:02:14,000 so if you don't, Yeah, if you don't want to 46 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:15,120 listen to this, go listen to that. 47 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:17,840 Speaker 1: Well, listen to both. No Chris, I told them to 48 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:18,319 listen to both. 49 00:02:18,800 --> 00:02:22,439 Speaker 4: Well, yeah, well we'll definitely go subscribe if you haven't 50 00:02:23,080 --> 00:02:24,479 and give us a rating because it's a new show 51 00:02:24,479 --> 00:02:26,560 and that always helps tell your friends and all that stuff. 52 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 2: Good. 53 00:02:26,919 --> 00:02:32,439 Speaker 4: Anyway, without without further ado, here is why we're going 54 00:02:32,479 --> 00:02:41,960 to hell. Welcome to why we're going to hell today. 55 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:46,639 We have got Sorolla globe. Some of the things that 56 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:50,960 we've done that have definitely uh been bad and going 57 00:02:51,039 --> 00:02:52,439 to cause us to die and go to hell. 58 00:02:52,800 --> 00:02:54,080 Speaker 2: Well, it's not going to cause us to die, just 59 00:02:54,080 --> 00:02:55,919 going to cause it go to hell after we die. 60 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:59,840 Speaker 1: Right, that's true. Take the intro again, Chris, you embarrassed. Sorry, 61 00:03:00,919 --> 00:03:02,080 I thought I could do it, but. 62 00:03:02,159 --> 00:03:04,800 Speaker 2: I hope I never die for anything D and D related. 63 00:03:05,879 --> 00:03:06,639 No lame. 64 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:08,439 Speaker 1: Oh and you know what's happened. 65 00:03:08,439 --> 00:03:11,960 Speaker 3: Statistically speaking, there have been like a couple people who 66 00:03:12,039 --> 00:03:13,879 have probably died from D and D related incidents. 67 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:16,360 Speaker 2: Someone's had their last sip of mountain dew then fell 68 00:03:16,400 --> 00:03:17,479 over under the battle map. 69 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:24,159 Speaker 4: Just a bad role that somehow bounces up and chokes 70 00:03:24,199 --> 00:03:25,039 in their throat. 71 00:03:25,400 --> 00:03:27,240 Speaker 2: Like hits them right in the eye or like something 72 00:03:27,280 --> 00:03:27,960 weird happening. 73 00:03:30,800 --> 00:03:35,719 Speaker 4: So for context, in good morning from how our main show, 74 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,360 Gus was a dungeon Master, which is our kind of 75 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:43,439 D and D themed episode. So we have some D 76 00:03:43,520 --> 00:03:46,080 and D themed questions for you today. 77 00:03:46,759 --> 00:03:49,360 Speaker 2: Excellent. I've been known to play some dungeon and dragons 78 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:49,960 in my time. 79 00:03:52,199 --> 00:03:54,400 Speaker 3: Well, to start us out, and this can be general, 80 00:03:54,439 --> 00:03:56,280 doesn't have to be super related D and D. But 81 00:03:56,319 --> 00:03:58,439 what is the nerdiest crime you've committed? 82 00:04:00,439 --> 00:04:05,319 Speaker 2: Hmm, This wasn't a crime per se, but it's something 83 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:08,479 that's kind of like, hmm, not right, Maybe it's not 84 00:04:08,479 --> 00:04:09,520 something I should have done. 85 00:04:11,599 --> 00:04:14,560 Speaker 1: Before crime got it. 86 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:17,839 Speaker 2: Before Rooster Teeth. I worked in tech. Believe it or not, 87 00:04:17,959 --> 00:04:21,920 you probably couldn't guess that I worked with computers and 88 00:04:22,399 --> 00:04:25,040 one of my old jobs, I managed like all of 89 00:04:25,040 --> 00:04:28,000 the it for a bunch of different offices, but specifically 90 00:04:28,040 --> 00:04:30,240 also for the office that I worked in, And we 91 00:04:30,279 --> 00:04:32,279 had two internet connections, right, We had like our main 92 00:04:32,279 --> 00:04:34,959 internet connection and then if anything went wrong, we had 93 00:04:35,000 --> 00:04:36,360 like a bunch of service for the company. So if 94 00:04:36,360 --> 00:04:38,000 anything went wrong with it, we had a backup Internet 95 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:40,240 connection that I could just like follow everything back to 96 00:04:40,360 --> 00:04:43,240 in case, you know, the primary one went out. So 97 00:04:43,279 --> 00:04:46,279 the whole office used you know, the one Internet connection. 98 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:47,800 The other one just sat as a backup. And one 99 00:04:47,839 --> 00:04:49,800 day I started thinking, I was like, why don't I 100 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:52,079 just plug myself directly into the Internet and that second 101 00:04:52,079 --> 00:04:54,560 connection and just have like an entire company's worth of 102 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:58,879 Internet just for my laptop. So I did that, and 103 00:04:58,879 --> 00:05:01,199 it's like I ran a separate like. It was just 104 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:03,240 it was. There was no firewall, no nothing. It was 105 00:05:03,240 --> 00:05:05,839 like literally a cable to the Internet, no rep like, 106 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:08,240 it was just a straight connection to the Internet, and 107 00:05:08,279 --> 00:05:10,639 I ran it to my laptop. So I actually had 108 00:05:10,639 --> 00:05:12,920 two network cables, had one for my Internet and then 109 00:05:12,920 --> 00:05:15,279 one for local network connection. It's like I didn't share 110 00:05:15,319 --> 00:05:16,959 it with anybody else in the office, like I hugged 111 00:05:17,000 --> 00:05:19,879 it all to myself. So it was so awesome. 112 00:05:20,519 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 3: But this is back in the day, so I can't 113 00:05:22,639 --> 00:05:24,759 imagine it's like a high like megabyte. 114 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:26,879 Speaker 1: It's like, do you know roughly what the Internet speed was. 115 00:05:27,120 --> 00:05:30,240 Speaker 2: I want to say it was like a fifty megabit connection, 116 00:05:31,480 --> 00:05:33,399 but it was also that Yeah, this was back like 117 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:37,279 in ninety nine or two thousand, which it was. 118 00:05:37,319 --> 00:05:39,519 Speaker 1: Also it was a lot a lot then. It's like 119 00:05:39,560 --> 00:05:40,759 a warp speed back then. 120 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,920 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. It was also like a business connection, 121 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,879 so it was guaranteed to have low latency. Like there 122 00:05:44,879 --> 00:05:47,279 were a lot of perks associated with it. It wasn't 123 00:05:47,319 --> 00:05:50,279 like a home residential connection that'll that'll fluctuate like it was. 124 00:05:50,519 --> 00:05:52,680 They said it was fifty megabit and it was always 125 00:05:52,800 --> 00:05:56,800 no matter why, it was always fifty megabit everywhere. It 126 00:05:56,879 --> 00:05:59,360 was great. I loved it. 127 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:01,199 Speaker 3: I just say I feel like you probably chased that 128 00:06:01,279 --> 00:06:03,519 high for years. You saw the face of God. No 129 00:06:04,079 --> 00:06:06,439 internet was as pure and untainted as that. 130 00:06:07,079 --> 00:06:09,800 Speaker 2: It was mine. I think I had my own block 131 00:06:09,839 --> 00:06:13,120 of four, no six IP addresses with it too, so 132 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,120 it's like you have to manually send everything up. Like 133 00:06:15,120 --> 00:06:16,560 I said, there was no router. I you know, it 134 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:19,279 was manually plugged in. So it was like I had 135 00:06:19,360 --> 00:06:21,839 six different eyeps I could have used and you know, manually. 136 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,279 Speaker 4: Chosen from you were an Internet. 137 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:27,720 Speaker 2: God was the Internet. 138 00:06:27,839 --> 00:06:31,199 Speaker 3: I think my nerdiest crime is there was this one 139 00:06:31,240 --> 00:06:34,959 time where I had a it was like a. 140 00:06:34,439 --> 00:06:36,839 Speaker 1: Introduction to criminal something or another. 141 00:06:37,000 --> 00:06:39,120 Speaker 3: Like it was like a weird elective class I could 142 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:41,360 take in high school where you just kind of taught 143 00:06:41,519 --> 00:06:44,680 you learned about like the law, and the teacher was 144 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:48,040 this like pretty cool ex cop that she was. She 145 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:50,000 just got out of being a cop because it wasn't 146 00:06:50,000 --> 00:06:52,079 for her, but she knew a lot about like all 147 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,040 that stuff, so she was like, you know, teaching kids 148 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:57,199 about it. And there was this one class where like 149 00:06:57,240 --> 00:06:59,160 we were watching some video and I was like I 150 00:06:59,240 --> 00:07:01,399 just was not into it, and I was like a 151 00:07:01,399 --> 00:07:03,040 good kid, but I think she came up to me 152 00:07:03,079 --> 00:07:04,920 and she was like, hey, I needed to run me 153 00:07:04,959 --> 00:07:06,000 an air and he stepping on the hall. 154 00:07:06,000 --> 00:07:07,439 Speaker 1: I was like yeah, sure, and she brought. 155 00:07:07,319 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 3: Me out there and I was like one of her 156 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:10,120 favorite students and she was like, you can go to 157 00:07:10,160 --> 00:07:11,839 the computer live and play counter Strike while we watched 158 00:07:11,839 --> 00:07:15,759 this video, and it was like hell yeah. So like 159 00:07:15,839 --> 00:07:17,519 he was like two days with him watching this video 160 00:07:17,560 --> 00:07:19,600 and me just going like he shat o. 161 00:07:20,639 --> 00:07:23,399 Speaker 2: God, that's awesome when you're that age, Like that's so 162 00:07:23,519 --> 00:07:24,120 fucking cool. 163 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,399 Speaker 1: Oh yeah it was. It was awesome. She was a 164 00:07:27,439 --> 00:07:29,000 really good teacher. She was also the kind of person. 165 00:07:29,000 --> 00:07:30,800 Speaker 3: She was like, if you guys ever get called or 166 00:07:30,839 --> 00:07:32,800 if you ever get pulled over by cop, do not 167 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,639 talk to them, call me immediately. 168 00:07:35,639 --> 00:07:35,800 Speaker 2: You know. 169 00:07:35,879 --> 00:07:37,680 Speaker 1: She gave out her number at the beginning of class. 170 00:07:37,800 --> 00:07:39,519 It was like she was. She was a different in 171 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:41,160 a different league, great teacher. 172 00:07:41,399 --> 00:07:46,720 Speaker 4: Also a lawyer, I think mine and I don't even 173 00:07:46,720 --> 00:07:48,879 think I realized I was doing this at the time, 174 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:51,920 but I think when I was in like fifth grade 175 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:57,279 or sixth grade, uh, you know, Pokemon cards obviously was 176 00:07:57,319 --> 00:08:00,240 a big deal. And I remember there was this one 177 00:08:00,279 --> 00:08:02,639 time I was like trading cards for this kid and 178 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:06,360 I and I don't think he fully understood he had 179 00:08:06,360 --> 00:08:08,959 a good card, but I don't think he quite understood 180 00:08:09,240 --> 00:08:11,199 how good it was. And I like was like, oh, well, 181 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:11,839 you can have this. 182 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:12,399 Speaker 1: I did that. 183 00:08:12,639 --> 00:08:15,199 Speaker 4: It was almost like you know that trick where you're like, 184 00:08:15,279 --> 00:08:17,839 just people are exchanging money. Oh, hend me a ten 185 00:08:17,879 --> 00:08:19,800 for twenty and then I'll give you back these. But 186 00:08:19,879 --> 00:08:21,920 it was like, okay, you had me you know this 187 00:08:22,279 --> 00:08:25,879 uh Dutch dig lit and I'll give you here's three 188 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:28,959 pigeos and you know, and I was like, okay, cool that. 189 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:29,959 Speaker 2: I think that's true. 190 00:08:29,959 --> 00:08:32,440 Speaker 4: That worked out great for you. 191 00:08:32,440 --> 00:08:35,159 Speaker 1: You changed the kid, change him. 192 00:08:35,279 --> 00:08:37,799 Speaker 4: It was just like a back you just one side 193 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:38,440 of trade. 194 00:08:38,559 --> 00:08:41,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, if you can remember, like what was the actual 195 00:08:41,600 --> 00:08:42,399 card that you got. 196 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,320 Speaker 1: I remember the card. 197 00:08:44,840 --> 00:08:50,039 Speaker 4: I just remember like feeling like huh, like walking away 198 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:52,320 from it, being like I got a good deal, but 199 00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:53,200 also being like. 200 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,679 Speaker 2: That was kind of evil. Somewhere he's telling He's telling 201 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,399 the other side of that story someone right now at 202 00:09:01,399 --> 00:09:02,360 this exact same moment. 203 00:09:03,360 --> 00:09:05,840 Speaker 3: This is my shiny charzyard that I got from Chris 204 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:09,080 Damars I got I once. I remember, I got a 205 00:09:09,240 --> 00:09:12,879 hit hip Mond Chan stolen from me. I remember like 206 00:09:13,240 --> 00:09:16,120 where I was, what it looked like at all the details, 207 00:09:16,159 --> 00:09:18,559 and how I was so upset my mom got involved, 208 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,120 and then his mom got involved and it was just 209 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:20,600 a nightmare. 210 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,000 Speaker 2: Did you ever get it back? 211 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:23,480 Speaker 1: Of course not No. 212 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:26,720 Speaker 2: Can you imagine being a parent me, Like, God, I 213 00:09:26,720 --> 00:09:29,120 gotta go deal with this another adult because my kid 214 00:09:29,519 --> 00:09:32,159 has this card he cares about. Like yeah, Like I said, 215 00:09:32,159 --> 00:09:34,279 like that becomes like as an adult, that becomes like 216 00:09:34,320 --> 00:09:35,759 on your list of things to do that day. It's like, 217 00:09:35,919 --> 00:09:38,480 go talk to another adult about a card that my 218 00:09:38,559 --> 00:09:40,320 kid got stolen. 219 00:09:40,799 --> 00:09:44,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 220 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,720 Speaker 4: So on the subject of D and D, what is 221 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:50,879 the most evil sin you've committed in D and D? 222 00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:56,000 Speaker 2: I think D and D for the most part, like 223 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:59,000 your role playing sin NonStop. It's like a murder simulator, right, 224 00:09:59,039 --> 00:10:08,320 like you killing but that aside. Once I did something 225 00:10:08,480 --> 00:10:13,200 that again, something I shouldn't have done. I rolled a character. 226 00:10:13,879 --> 00:10:16,240 It was an elf or a half health forget what 227 00:10:16,279 --> 00:10:19,440 it was hell for half healf. And I've told everyone 228 00:10:19,759 --> 00:10:22,279 that I was a fighter, but secretly I told the 229 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:26,240 DM that I was a rogue. And well, I was 230 00:10:26,279 --> 00:10:28,440 pretending I was a fighter, and nobody knew any better, cause, 231 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:29,399 like you know, at the beginning of D and D, 232 00:10:29,519 --> 00:10:31,600 like your characters don't know each other. You get together 233 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,320 to do a question or whatever. And I was secretly 234 00:10:34,360 --> 00:10:36,679 stealing from the party when everyone went to sleep at night, 235 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:41,360 and like I would make separate roles just to like 236 00:10:41,399 --> 00:10:44,120 see if I could successfully steal stuff without anybody noticing. 237 00:10:44,679 --> 00:10:46,559 And it all eventually came to a head when like 238 00:10:46,960 --> 00:10:49,120 someone was missing stuff and then like the party decided 239 00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:51,039 to go through my belongings and found like all this 240 00:10:51,080 --> 00:10:54,279 stuff that they've been missing for oh my, I mean 241 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,960 it was weeks, and like they like they wouldn't know 242 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:58,279 their stuff was missing, like would be in the middle 243 00:10:58,279 --> 00:10:59,639 of battle and someoneould be like, I'm gonna drink my 244 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:01,440 potion D and be like you can't find it, like 245 00:11:01,480 --> 00:11:07,279 what my back, So like it all came to a head, 246 00:11:07,320 --> 00:11:11,840 like they they found all the stuff on me. Then 247 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:13,759 one of the characters was a cleric and he cast 248 00:11:13,759 --> 00:11:16,279 the zone of truth, and it's like, you have to 249 00:11:16,279 --> 00:11:18,559 tell the truth unless you make a saving throw. Secretly, 250 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,480 I did make the saving throw, but they didn't know that. 251 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:23,360 So it's like I could lie even though there was 252 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:25,000 a zone of truth. So I started making up this 253 00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:27,159 story about how I was being framed and everyone had 254 00:11:27,159 --> 00:11:28,600 to believe it because I told him the story in 255 00:11:28,639 --> 00:11:34,679 the Zone of truth. So like they all got their 256 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:36,080 stuff back, and then from that point phot I was 257 00:11:36,080 --> 00:11:37,759 like all right, alright, yeah, I'm a rogue. Okay, so 258 00:11:37,759 --> 00:11:39,600 so so what I promise I was stealing you guys 259 00:11:40,559 --> 00:11:43,080 at all. You know, we kind of like moved decided 260 00:11:43,080 --> 00:11:44,799 collectively to move on from that. 261 00:11:44,799 --> 00:11:46,000 Speaker 4: That's so funny. 262 00:11:46,480 --> 00:11:49,679 Speaker 3: That's like, that's what makes Dungeons and Dragons magic, is 263 00:11:49,720 --> 00:11:52,279 the fact that you can like do that kind of 264 00:11:52,320 --> 00:11:54,639 metagaming and just like go behind the scenes and lie, 265 00:11:54,679 --> 00:11:56,399 like I need to take advantage of that in our 266 00:11:56,440 --> 00:11:59,399 in our campaign. That's that's brilliant, dude. 267 00:11:59,600 --> 00:12:01,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, we where I was passing notes to the DM, 268 00:12:01,919 --> 00:12:03,639 like I would always sit next to him and like 269 00:12:03,720 --> 00:12:06,279 kind of like write little notes and like you know, 270 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:08,200 slide over the little slips of paper when people weren't 271 00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:12,000 really paying attention. Good, just to try to avoid drawing 272 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:12,919 attention to myself. 273 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:16,080 Speaker 1: Have I met this dam is the guy them ticket ism? 274 00:12:16,679 --> 00:12:18,639 Speaker 2: No it was. He was in the party. He was 275 00:12:18,679 --> 00:12:20,000 one of the people I stole from. 276 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:24,720 Speaker 1: But okay, he was not the gotcha that's hilarious, dude. 277 00:12:25,080 --> 00:12:28,399 Speaker 3: Okay, so I was gonna ask, I mean, this might 278 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,080 have been it, but have what's the biggest fight you've 279 00:12:31,080 --> 00:12:32,559 had in D and D? 280 00:12:33,559 --> 00:12:36,320 Speaker 1: I guess, like meta game wise, like outside of it, 281 00:12:36,399 --> 00:12:38,159 not like it was a big troll. 282 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,639 Speaker 2: That incident was probably the second biggest fight I've ever 283 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:44,600 I've ever had in D and D. Like that was 284 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:48,159 I thought people were gonna hit me my god. 285 00:12:49,799 --> 00:12:51,080 Speaker 1: Role for attack. 286 00:12:53,320 --> 00:12:58,840 Speaker 2: And role I thought. But also that same party, there 287 00:12:58,919 --> 00:13:01,960 was a guy later months later we played that game 288 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,639 for years, Like this is a game that went on 289 00:13:03,720 --> 00:13:07,519 for probably like seven or eight years months maybe years later. 290 00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:10,720 There was one guy in the party who like he 291 00:13:10,840 --> 00:13:12,240 just always kind of rubbed me the wrong way. He 292 00:13:12,279 --> 00:13:15,200 was always like he had like tons of books and 293 00:13:15,200 --> 00:13:18,240 would like try to start cherry picking like the best 294 00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:21,519 classes and the best items, like like really minmaxing the game, 295 00:13:21,600 --> 00:13:23,320 like trying to find things that were broken and then 296 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:27,919 exploiting them. And like finally, after like dealing with this 297 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:31,639 character forever like everyone else in the party like collectively collective, 298 00:13:31,679 --> 00:13:33,919 he was like, we need to have like an intervention 299 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,399 for this guy, Like he can't keep doing this. He's 300 00:13:35,399 --> 00:13:37,919 breaking the game, like the game's the game's not fun 301 00:13:38,639 --> 00:13:40,879 just because he you know, he's he's ruining the fun, 302 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:43,120 like he's just you know, finding all these loopholes. So 303 00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,159 we all met up. We always played on Sunday, and 304 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:48,399 he showed up for the game on Sunday and we're like, listen, 305 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:51,519 you can't keep doing this, you know, it's you know, 306 00:13:51,559 --> 00:13:53,960 we did. We laid out all of our case and 307 00:13:54,399 --> 00:13:58,879 he got furious, like he just started screaming at all 308 00:13:58,919 --> 00:14:01,159 of us, talk about how you know we were just 309 00:14:01,240 --> 00:14:07,399 jealous of him and yeah, and then he like he left. 310 00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:09,240 That's the last time I ever saw that dude. He left, 311 00:14:09,279 --> 00:14:11,399 like he collected all his shit, like went out into 312 00:14:11,440 --> 00:14:13,080 his car, like we could hear him like peeling out 313 00:14:13,080 --> 00:14:14,039 down the street and leave. 314 00:14:14,919 --> 00:14:15,279 Speaker 3: Dude. 315 00:14:15,919 --> 00:14:17,519 Speaker 2: But it's like the game got better after that. I 316 00:14:17,559 --> 00:14:20,320 mean it was. It was really rough, and you know, 317 00:14:20,399 --> 00:14:22,840 I didn't think we were who knows, I'm not objective 318 00:14:22,879 --> 00:14:24,519 about it. I didn't think we were disrespectful about it. 319 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:26,840 We were just asking him to like not do that anymore. 320 00:14:26,879 --> 00:14:29,480 Let's like try to like, let's have fun, don't just 321 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,799 try to be the most powerful character ever, you know, 322 00:14:31,879 --> 00:14:33,480 let's just you know, play the game together. 323 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:36,159 Speaker 3: So was that a situation where he was just like 324 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:38,320 you would come into an encounter and he would just 325 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,919 always win or have some bullshit thing met. 326 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,679 Speaker 1: Well, he's make him conquer, right. 327 00:14:42,679 --> 00:14:44,559 Speaker 2: He'd be like, I'm playing this class and we'd a'll 328 00:14:44,559 --> 00:14:45,759 be like, I've never heard of that. He's like, well, 329 00:14:45,799 --> 00:14:49,200 it's in this obscure book here. Let me show you, Like, yeah, 330 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:52,080 I purchased this item that like none of us have 331 00:14:52,120 --> 00:14:54,279 ever heard, like, and we're not all D and D 332 00:14:54,399 --> 00:14:55,799 like all the people who were playing in that party 333 00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:58,120 tons of experience with D and D. But he's like 334 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:01,000 he just he literally had every book and compendium ever 335 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,080 and like stuff that none of us had ever seen 336 00:15:03,399 --> 00:15:05,360 or used before. And I was like, God, it was 337 00:15:05,399 --> 00:15:06,960 just too much. I think to this day that's why, 338 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:11,159 like I'm very wary of a lot of expanded books. 339 00:15:11,159 --> 00:15:12,559 I like trying to stick to the core books as 340 00:15:12,639 --> 00:15:15,080 much as possible to this day, like whatever, like we 341 00:15:15,120 --> 00:15:16,799 start like leave it in our campaign, Like whenever we 342 00:15:16,840 --> 00:15:18,360 start like trying to pick and choose stuff from the 343 00:15:18,360 --> 00:15:20,519 expanded books, I'm always kind of like, let's try not 344 00:15:20,559 --> 00:15:22,480 to do that. Let's try to keep it as core 345 00:15:22,559 --> 00:15:23,240 as possible. 346 00:15:23,399 --> 00:15:25,200 Speaker 3: Now you pull you pull that on me because like 347 00:15:25,240 --> 00:15:27,000 I was gonna do ELF and I was like, Oh, 348 00:15:27,039 --> 00:15:30,240 this Goliath type sounds really cool, and you're just like no, 349 00:15:30,679 --> 00:15:31,320 And I was like. 350 00:15:32,360 --> 00:15:35,559 Speaker 2: It's that guy's fault that I'm like, to this day, 351 00:15:35,879 --> 00:15:36,600 fuck that guy. 352 00:15:36,960 --> 00:15:38,039 Speaker 1: I want to be a Goliath. 353 00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:39,559 Speaker 2: Uh. 354 00:15:39,879 --> 00:15:44,159 Speaker 4: Then have you have you ever just straight up cheated 355 00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:44,759 on a role? 356 00:15:47,000 --> 00:15:50,200 Speaker 2: Mind, I don't think so. I want to say no, 357 00:15:50,279 --> 00:15:52,519 like i've even I mean I've had I would say it. 358 00:15:52,559 --> 00:15:54,840 I've had opportunities, like I've had characters that I really 359 00:15:54,919 --> 00:15:57,039 like die, you know, And it's the kind of thing 360 00:15:57,120 --> 00:16:00,200 I was like, Oh, if this role was just one 361 00:16:00,320 --> 00:16:03,399 or two higher, everything would be okay. They're like no, No, 362 00:16:03,559 --> 00:16:06,440 got to play the game, you know. And so I 363 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,480 don't think so. I've I've tried to keep things because 364 00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,679 it's a game in the end, right, Like I mean, yeah, right, 365 00:16:10,679 --> 00:16:12,159 well what's the what's the point? 366 00:16:12,720 --> 00:16:18,960 Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean it. Then it's like well yeah then 367 00:16:19,039 --> 00:16:21,399 you then none of it matters if you're not playing 368 00:16:21,440 --> 00:16:22,039 by the rules. 369 00:16:22,159 --> 00:16:24,279 Speaker 3: And I feel like that's what that other guy just 370 00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:26,960 did not understand. Is just like it's it's a game, bro, 371 00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,360 Like you need to like ease up, right, This is 372 00:16:29,879 --> 00:16:32,440 Indian is supposed to be for fun, not not a job. 373 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:34,879 Speaker 2: And fun for you one you're not trying to beat 374 00:16:35,159 --> 00:16:37,519 everyone else or like beat the d M. 375 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been a couple of times, like in our 376 00:16:40,120 --> 00:16:42,200 last campaign where I got really attached to my character, 377 00:16:42,840 --> 00:16:44,840 but then I was also like, hey, if you want 378 00:16:44,840 --> 00:16:46,480 to kill me, man, like I've got a great idea 379 00:16:46,519 --> 00:16:49,720 for another character, and like you just got to think ahead, 380 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:50,759 you got to think in those terms. 381 00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,960 Speaker 2: Well, so I feel like I should clarify. So I've 382 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:55,039 never cheated on a role as a player, but as 383 00:16:55,039 --> 00:16:57,600 a DM, I fudged roles before to like make things 384 00:16:57,960 --> 00:17:00,360 not so bad for a party. But I feel like 385 00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:03,120 that comes that that's part for the course with your dming. 386 00:17:03,279 --> 00:17:05,720 Sometimes it's like, man, I really don't want things to 387 00:17:05,759 --> 00:17:07,920 go that way. You know, I feel bad for them. 388 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:10,559 So it's like we'll say that this is okay. 389 00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,000 Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's all of a sudden discretion, right, I 390 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:16,359 mean that they're in charge of how the game works, so. 391 00:17:16,799 --> 00:17:18,880 Speaker 2: Right or all of a sudden, the monster fighting has 392 00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,640 let's hit points that it did a little while ago, 393 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:21,559 you know that kind of stuff. 394 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:27,319 Speaker 3: On that note, final question, what's the worst way you 395 00:17:27,519 --> 00:17:30,640 fucked over a DM, Like, so not necessarily yourself, but 396 00:17:30,759 --> 00:17:33,839 like you just cheated out or did something? 397 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:37,119 Speaker 4: Yeah, did something that broke the story in a way 398 00:17:37,359 --> 00:17:39,279 that like they weren't prepared for. 399 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,400 Speaker 3: Yeah, because there's been several instances where we've done that 400 00:17:42,440 --> 00:17:45,519 to you and tell you're frustrated, You're like. 401 00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,920 Speaker 1: This did not play out how I intended. 402 00:17:47,519 --> 00:17:50,359 Speaker 2: So I can't get too mad when that happens. Because 403 00:17:51,039 --> 00:17:54,519 whenever Jeff and I Jeff, you know, a mutual coworker 404 00:17:54,519 --> 00:17:57,599 of ours. When Jeff and I used to play with, 405 00:17:57,759 --> 00:17:59,759 Frank was another guy that we've worked at the past. 406 00:17:59,759 --> 00:18:02,119 Frank would DM sessions and we would be part of it, 407 00:18:02,319 --> 00:18:04,079 and Jeff and I had an understanding that was like 408 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:06,960 we would always try to walk in the opposite direction 409 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,880 from what Frank wanted. Us to. It's like, if the 410 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,839 story's kind of telling you to go this way, it's 411 00:18:10,839 --> 00:18:12,720 like we're gonna go the opposite direction. It's like we're 412 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:15,079 gonna try to like take things off the rail immediately 413 00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:19,359 as much as possible. And luckily Frank's are really Frank's 414 00:18:19,359 --> 00:18:20,759 really good at improv and he's really good at coming 415 00:18:20,799 --> 00:18:22,160 up with a story on the fly, so I think 416 00:18:22,160 --> 00:18:24,720 he got used to it pretty quickly. But I can't 417 00:18:24,759 --> 00:18:27,480 imagine how frustrating that is for him to constantly be 418 00:18:27,519 --> 00:18:29,680 trying to like get us back onto the story and 419 00:18:29,720 --> 00:18:31,920 the stuff that's prepared, when we're just constantly like, no, 420 00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:34,680 we're going to go with the other direction, like spending 421 00:18:34,759 --> 00:18:40,119 hours preparing a story and then everyone just to ignore it. Yeah, 422 00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:42,400 it's like in like Super Mario Brothers, if you started 423 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,480 the game and instead like you just immediately went left, 424 00:18:44,519 --> 00:18:46,880 You're like, like, I'm not going to go in the 425 00:18:46,920 --> 00:18:48,319 direction of the game wants to tell me to go, 426 00:18:48,559 --> 00:18:50,400 you know, backwards. 427 00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 4: And it's it's all just the leftover like level designs 428 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:57,599 that weren't finished or they're trying quickly, they're trying to 429 00:18:57,640 --> 00:18:59,559 quickly put together levels for Mario. 430 00:19:00,759 --> 00:19:05,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, well this makes me really really want to play god. 431 00:19:05,279 --> 00:19:07,000 I would like to drop everything to just play some 432 00:19:07,039 --> 00:19:10,759 Dungeons and dragons today. Fortunately, we have a new show 433 00:19:10,799 --> 00:19:13,319 coming out called Tails from the Stinky Dragon that all 434 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:13,920 three of us are in. 435 00:19:14,000 --> 00:19:16,640 Speaker 1: It's Chris myself, Barbara. 436 00:19:16,359 --> 00:19:21,960 Speaker 3: Dunkleman and oh my god, John Reisinger, John and then 437 00:19:22,079 --> 00:19:23,920 Gus is dming and that's going to be coming out. 438 00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:24,559 Speaker 1: What is that coming out? 439 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,119 Speaker 4: It should be out now? 440 00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:31,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, sweet. The trailer the first episode premiere is May fourth. 441 00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:34,400 The trailer came out on April twentieth, so by the 442 00:19:34,440 --> 00:19:36,039 time you're hearing this trailer should definitely be out. I'm 443 00:19:36,039 --> 00:19:37,480 not sure if the first episode's out or not, but 444 00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,720 you can you can get it wherever you get audio 445 00:19:39,759 --> 00:19:42,680 podcasts like this one. Just search for Tails from the 446 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,519 Stinky Dragon and you'll find it. You'll hear us coming 447 00:19:46,599 --> 00:19:48,920 up with our own stories and talking about dungeons and dragons. 448 00:19:49,319 --> 00:19:51,559 Speaker 4: It's it's really I mean, it's really fun, and we 449 00:19:51,599 --> 00:19:54,920 have we have I feel like our characters are well 450 00:19:54,960 --> 00:19:59,079 one so different than the previous characters we did for 451 00:19:59,200 --> 00:20:01,400 our live stream, and then like, I don't know, it's 452 00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:03,119 I'm super excited to see where it goes. 453 00:20:03,519 --> 00:20:06,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, we're really focusing on the audio aspect of it. 454 00:20:06,599 --> 00:20:08,720 We don't have any visuals, so we're really trying to 455 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,480 craft a story so that as a listener, you know, 456 00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:13,000 you don't you can listening in the car or at 457 00:20:13,039 --> 00:20:15,119 work or whatever. You know that we don't have to 458 00:20:15,359 --> 00:20:17,400 feel like you're missing out if you're not seeing something. 459 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:18,720 You know, we're trying to take care of it all 460 00:20:19,359 --> 00:20:21,480 via audio. And by the time you know, we're recording 461 00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:23,920 this right now, we've already recorded a couple episodes of 462 00:20:23,920 --> 00:20:25,039 that D and D show. And I think it's going 463 00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:27,079 really well. I think it's a it's a really fun 464 00:20:27,119 --> 00:20:29,880 story and I'm looking forward to you guys experiencing it. 465 00:20:30,279 --> 00:20:33,079 Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm soked, so great, jumping on point. Please go 466 00:20:33,119 --> 00:20:36,079 get it, give it a look, check it out, support listen. 467 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,000 And we also have an episode of Good Morning from Hell. 468 00:20:38,519 --> 00:20:41,559 Uh that's gonna be out Monday following this the release 469 00:20:41,559 --> 00:20:44,119 of this episode, and uh, he's gonna be playing a 470 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:45,240 dungeon master in Hell. 471 00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, so watch that as well. 472 00:20:48,279 --> 00:20:55,880 Speaker 3: All Right, Thanks Gus, thank you, bye bye, Hey thanks 473 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,079 for listening to that episode of Why We're Going to Hell. 474 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:00,799 The post pre show for Good Morning from Hell, the 475 00:21:00,839 --> 00:21:03,880 show that you're listening to that we hoodwinked you. 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It came to 522 00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,640 my house to pick me up. 523 00:22:49,319 --> 00:22:52,119 Speaker 4: Uh and uh yeah. Now, if you want something new 524 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,480 to listen to, go listen to Tails from Steaky Dragon, 525 00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:56,240 our D and D podcasts. 526 00:22:56,519 --> 00:22:59,640 Speaker 1: Yes, just just go search for it. Go listen right now. 527 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:01,640 Go Yo go go. You have nothing better to do. 528 00:23:01,759 --> 00:23:04,400 Speaker 2: Go bye bye