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<v Speaker 1>Caloroga Shark Media In there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Johnny Man with your daily comedy news. Now, what

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<v Speaker 2>do we make of Jimmy Fallon? Here?

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<v Speaker 1>Is he?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? Does he get it? Does he realize Cobert went

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<v Speaker 2>away and Kimmel has taken the summer off and he

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<v Speaker 2>should go for it, because here is Jimmy Fallon doing

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<v Speaker 2>political material.

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<v Speaker 3>Trump is now claiming that vandals cut a three hundred

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<v Speaker 3>foot slit in the new reflecting pool lining with a knife,

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<v Speaker 3>which is weird because a month ago he said this

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<v Speaker 3>about the new reflecting pool lining.

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<v Speaker 2>You couldn't if you had a knife.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want to give anybody ideas if you had

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<v Speaker 4>a knife, you can't even cut it.

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<v Speaker 3>We're here to clear things up, as White House spokesperson

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<v Speaker 3>Spencer Ellman.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, hi, Jimmy, what a shameful day for this great nation.

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<v Speaker 3>So you really think vandals cutting through in a foot

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<v Speaker 3>slit in the reflecting pool lining.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, we're sure of it. These maniacs took a knife

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<v Speaker 4>and they absolutely gutted the president's perfect renovation. It's horrifying.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, but a month ago Trump said you couldn't cut

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<v Speaker 3>his new reflecting pool lining with the knife.

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<v Speaker 4>It's because you can't, Jimmy, completely impossible. I mean, this

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<v Speaker 4>is top of the line material, totally indestructible.

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<v Speaker 3>How can both things be true? Which two things? That

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<v Speaker 3>they cut the reflecting pool with the knife, Yep, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that happened. And you can't cut the reflecting pool with

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<v Speaker 3>the knife.

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<v Speaker 4>Can't do it. Knife would break.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm getting these from Jimmy Fallon's social I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>going out of my way to find them. They're coming

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<v Speaker 2>to me. These clips here once again Jimmy Fallon kind

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<v Speaker 2>of making fun of the President of the United States.

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<v Speaker 3>At first, Trump wanted a regime change in Iran. He

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<v Speaker 3>told the people, you deserve a government, or as he put.

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<v Speaker 1>It, you deserve a government.

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<v Speaker 3>But now Trump's approval rating has plummeted. After Americans of

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<v Speaker 3>all walks of life rose up, or as he says.

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<v Speaker 1>Americans of all walks of life rose up.

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<v Speaker 3>Things in the strait went terribly, but the administration keeps

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<v Speaker 3>acting like it's not as bad as it is, or

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<v Speaker 3>as Trump says.

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<v Speaker 1>As bad is it meant something.

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<v Speaker 3>The whole thing is a mess, and getting out of

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<v Speaker 3>it will take devotion, prowess, and expertise, or as Trump calls.

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<v Speaker 4>Them, devotion, prowess, and expertise.

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<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, Trump seems distracted by the reflecting pool at the

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<v Speaker 3>Lincoln Memorial, or, as he calls.

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<v Speaker 1>It, the Lincoln at Lincoln and you have to see this.

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<v Speaker 3>He's also distracted by America's two hundred and fifty, which

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<v Speaker 3>will celebrate the time our army man the ramparts, or

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<v Speaker 3>as Trump put it.

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<v Speaker 2>Our army manned the air, it ran the ramparts.

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<v Speaker 3>In the end, the war has cost hundreds of billions

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<v Speaker 3>of dollars and the only person with that kind of

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<v Speaker 3>money is his friend Elon or as Trump calls.

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<v Speaker 4>Him, my friend Leon, my friend Elan.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope that helped. I think Jimmy is very smart

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<v Speaker 2>to start to head in this direction. With Jimmy Kimmel

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<v Speaker 2>taking the summer off on Colbert Show being over, Kimmel

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<v Speaker 2>shows in reruns for a little bit. The guest host

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<v Speaker 2>will start week of July sixth with Tiffany Hattish. Are

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<v Speaker 2>you excited advantage Jimmy Fallon. Fallon may have figured it out.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be curious to keep an eye on this.

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<v Speaker 2>Megan Kelly waited in and said, Jimmy Kimmel's going on

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<v Speaker 2>Vaca for two months. Do you have a two month vaka?

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<v Speaker 2>Probably not. I'd be curious to know how much time

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<v Speaker 2>Making Kelly gets off. By the way, do you have

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<v Speaker 2>thirty acres and Marth's vineyard? Probably not. I wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>shocked to learn Making Kelly as a place at Marth's vineyard. Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Five months ago, a YouTube channel called life an Architectural

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<v Speaker 2>Design did a video titled Megan Kelly's new Jersey Mansion.

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<v Speaker 2>From twenty twenty two, we learned that the Kelly's at

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<v Speaker 2>least then had an avalon Jersey shorehouse and if you

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<v Speaker 2>know the Jersey shore not too bad ah. From twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five, the list dot com wrote the lavish life

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<v Speaker 2>of former Fox News host Megan Kelly. They also mention

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<v Speaker 2>the Jersey shorehouse. They mentioned that she flies private. Do

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<v Speaker 2>you fly private anyway? I digress? Megan Kelly asked the

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<v Speaker 2>question do you have two months off? Probably not? And

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<v Speaker 2>guess who has a sub hosting for him? It's a

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<v Speaker 2>litany of left wing comedians, most of whom you don't

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<v Speaker 2>know very well because he's worried about his job security. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>then who would you like him to have sit in

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<v Speaker 2>for him? Would you like him to have someone more famous?

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<v Speaker 2>Should have David Letterman. I mean that would be awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure if David Letterman wanted to host a week

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<v Speaker 2>of Jimmy Kimble tonight, Jimmy Kimble would say yes and

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<v Speaker 2>not be worried about job security. Or maybe you look

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<v Speaker 2>at it and you say Letterman's too old. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>who should he have on? Josh Johnson, Nate Bergetzie. Should

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<v Speaker 2>he have Nate Bergatzy hosts the show for a week?

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<v Speaker 2>I digress. Leslie Jones via Page six revealed that she

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<v Speaker 2>confronted these Saturday Night Live writers over being typecast as

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<v Speaker 2>angry and aggressive. Leslie was on the Sam Cinders Show

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<v Speaker 2>and said, it's kind of frustrating that they'd always make

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<v Speaker 2>me the girl that was angry and beating up people

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<v Speaker 2>or in love with a white boy. They just always

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<v Speaker 2>would make me angry or fighting somebody. She said she

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<v Speaker 2>played ball because I wanted to be on the show,

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<v Speaker 2>and at that time I didn't think that was happening

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<v Speaker 2>until it kept happening, and then every time I would

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<v Speaker 2>get a sketch, I was like, Okay, who am I

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<v Speaker 2>beating up this week? Or advice to you up? And

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<v Speaker 2>coming comedians. If you want to be there, go there

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<v Speaker 2>because it's a great foundation. It's a great place for

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<v Speaker 2>you still to find yourself. You can definitely get love

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<v Speaker 2>going there. To sum up her experience, she said she

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<v Speaker 2>loved being there and had fun, but doesn't miss the

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<v Speaker 2>mental part of the job, which is exactly how I

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<v Speaker 2>feel about the satellite radio Company. Robbie Hoffman admitted she

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<v Speaker 2>stormed out of the twenty twenty five Emmys after losing

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<v Speaker 2>to co star Julianne Nicholson. Robbie was on the Ball

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<v Speaker 2>and the beautiful and said, we're the first award up.

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<v Speaker 2>I immediately lost, and we woke up with all the

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<v Speaker 2>gusto in the world. I walk in, I'm already like,

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<v Speaker 2>where am I going to put the Emmy? We lose immediately.

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<v Speaker 2>My sister goes, we don't need this crap and pushes

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<v Speaker 2>me out. She grass me by the arm and says

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<v Speaker 2>we're leaving this s word. But Robbie had a return.

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<v Speaker 2>She had to present cinematography. Robbie said, I said, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to do that anymore, and they said no,

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<v Speaker 2>it's part of the program. I was like, well, my

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<v Speaker 2>circumstance has changed. I'm not in the mood, and they

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<v Speaker 2>want me to read whatever's on this teleprompter. I go

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<v Speaker 2>one thing. I know, I'm not saying whatever the f

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<v Speaker 2>they have me on there saying. However, Hoffmann calmed down

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<v Speaker 2>backstage and successfully presented the studio with its Outstanding Cinematography Award. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>don't throw a tantrum at the Emmys. That's not going

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<v Speaker 2>to help your career. Rob Schneider will headline the Funniest

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<v Speaker 2>Night at Freedom Fest. It's the Punching Up Comedy Festival

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<v Speaker 2>at Freedom Feed in Las Vegas. Are you excited? Will

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<v Speaker 2>you be in Las Vegas at Caesar's Forum from July

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<v Speaker 2>eighth through the eleventh. Freedom Fest includes stand up shows,

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<v Speaker 2>a competition, podcast, game shows, and conversations with comedians and creators.

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<v Speaker 2>A confirmed lineup includes Rob Schneider and Lou Perez. You

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<v Speaker 2>may know from Gutfeld We Are Told. The Truth in

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<v Speaker 2>Comedy competition at the Punching Up Comedy Festival is open

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<v Speaker 2>to professional comics, first time comedians, and festival attendees under

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<v Speaker 2>the theme think Funny, Think Independent, Think Free. Organizers say

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<v Speaker 2>the competition is built around five themes free speech, political satshire, individuality,

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<v Speaker 2>Independent Thinking and Challenging Convention Grand Prize five hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, five hundred dollars. If you win the Truth

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<v Speaker 2>in Comedy competition at the Punching Up Comedy Festival held

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<v Speaker 2>in Caesars in Las Vegas, five hundred dollars. You'll also

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<v Speaker 2>get a trophy presented on the Freedom Fest main stage

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<v Speaker 2>and a performance slot in the Punching Up Comedy Show

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<v Speaker 2>alongside Rob Schneider. Haven't gotten around to Ryan Hamilton special

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<v Speaker 2>yet because I'm watching three soccer games a day. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't watch the late one unless it's Team USA, but

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<v Speaker 2>I've been watching the others, which hasn't left and much

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<v Speaker 2>time for anything else. But I'm seeing good reviews from

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<v Speaker 2>Ryan Hamilton. But Geeba wrote, I had no idea who

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<v Speaker 2>Ryan Hamilton was when I click play on as Netflix

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<v Speaker 2>stand up special. That wouldn't be unusual if he were

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<v Speaker 2>some young comedian who broke out in TikTok and does

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of CrowdWork. But this guy in his fifties

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<v Speaker 2>looks like the Smiley Guy or the love child of

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<v Speaker 2>Jerry Seinfeld and Gilbert Gottfried and apparently commands a huge audience.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never seen him in my life. Should listen to

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<v Speaker 2>the show, mister Pajeeba. The fact that a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people don't know Ryan Hamilton is actually the first joke

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<v Speaker 2>that he makes. It's a good start, but then he

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<v Speaker 2>launches into a bit about getting hit by a bus.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently mister Pageba thought the bus section is a little long.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeeba comments, Oh, he's one of those guys a clean

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<v Speaker 2>comedian quote A. Currently he's also LDS, which is fine.

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<v Speaker 2>It also explains why the entire audience appeared to be

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<v Speaker 2>very old and very white, and it explains the whole

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<v Speaker 2>shape of the thing. Hamilton works in the same lane

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<v Speaker 2>as Jim Gaffigan and Brian Reagan, the observational family friendly

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<v Speaker 2>never a curse word tradition, not true of Jim Gaffigan,

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<v Speaker 2>where the comedian is built less on edge than on

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<v Speaker 2>the comfort of knowing nothing will ever make you uncomfortable. Boy,

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<v Speaker 2>this is just a terrible, terrible review. Now, putting aside

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that you may have helped Jim Gaffigan early

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<v Speaker 2>in his career and then he wouldn't call you back.

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<v Speaker 2>Putting that aside, do you not have respect for Jim

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<v Speaker 2>Gaffigan's comedy? And talk to any comedian, any comedian, any

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<v Speaker 2>any comedian at all except maybe Rob Schneier. Actually, probably

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<v Speaker 2>even Rob Schneider respects Brien Ring. They all respect Brian Reagan.

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<v Speaker 2>So this whole sentence of like just being like suggesting

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<v Speaker 2>that Gaffigan is is, I don't know what you're suggesting. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>everybody respects Jim Gaffigan's comedy, even if he doesn't call

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<v Speaker 2>you back. The observational family, friendly and ever a Chris

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<v Speaker 2>Word tradition where the comedy is built less on edge

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<v Speaker 2>than on the comfort of knowing nothing will ever make

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<v Speaker 2>you uncomfortable. That's a skill and there's an audience for it,

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<v Speaker 2>but also means the bar for this bit could have

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<v Speaker 2>ended twenty minutes ago, gets raised much higher than it should.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, that's fair. A clean comedian working a thin

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<v Speaker 2>premise into the ground isn't transgressive enough to be interesting

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<v Speaker 2>and is in varied enough to stay funny. It just

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<v Speaker 2>sits there, agreeable and overlong. None of that is a

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<v Speaker 2>particular knock against Hamilton, but it's clearly as a type

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<v Speaker 2>of audience that wants to see a clean LDS comedian.

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<v Speaker 2>Why are you bringing that up again? Clean LDS comedian

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<v Speaker 2>joke about getting hit by a bus for over half

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<v Speaker 2>an hour, and on that front he absolutely delivers. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe that wasn't the most positive review. The great dramatic

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<v Speaker 2>actor Adam Sandler terrible at comedy but good at romance.

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<v Speaker 2>To mark his twenty third wedding anniversary to famous Hollywood

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<v Speaker 2>actress and producer Jackie Sandler, the great dramatic actor Adam

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<v Speaker 2>hired a plane to skywrite a message above them that

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<v Speaker 2>read quote twenty three a hart j. Adam shared a

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<v Speaker 1>Comedy stock Market.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you Burt Reynolds. By the way, the company from

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<v Speaker 2>which I licensed Burt Reynolds now has Michael Keane. Should

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<v Speaker 2>I have, Sir Michael Keane do the comedy stock market

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<v Speaker 2>for a while? All right, here's who we're buying and

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<v Speaker 2>what we try and do is we try and find value,

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<v Speaker 2>much like you would in an actual stock market. We

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<v Speaker 2>try and buy low and sell high. We're not saying

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<v Speaker 2>anybody's good or bad. We're just looking at the relative value.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's buy Jimmy Fallon. Opportunity there, and it seems like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe he gets it. He's gonna grab it. Jimmy Fallon's

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<v Speaker 2>tonight's show was in third place. It's moved up to

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<v Speaker 2>So let's buy Jimmy Fallon and see if he can

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<v Speaker 2>run down Jimmy Kimmel's guest host. I'm thinking he can.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say I had it in my list before

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<v Speaker 2>I did that review that I thought was positive. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>buying Ryan Holleton. I like Ryan Hamilton a lot. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>buying Ryan Hamilton. Let's sell Nate Brighetzi. The UFC thing

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<v Speaker 2>kind of backfired coming off the heels of nobody liking

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<v Speaker 2>the Breadwinner, and I mean nobody liking the Breadwinner. Have

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<v Speaker 2>So Nate not having a good run here, Let's get

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<v Speaker 2>out on him. Let's sell Carlos Mencia.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what happened or not, but you heard

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<v Speaker 2>let's book Carlos Mencia for a bunch of dates and

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<v Speaker 2>sell out our arena. So it's time to sell Carlos.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's buy some Mosha Casher. Obviously some terrible health news

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<v Speaker 2>earlier in the week, but the good side of that

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<v Speaker 2>reminds us all he is a fantastic comedian, and let's

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<v Speaker 2>sell Sebastian Manascalco. I feel like other people are catching

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<v Speaker 2>on too. Maybe the act isn't that cool or needs

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<v Speaker 2>to mix it up, or at least stop making the

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<v Speaker 2>stupid faces. Okay, and now what should we do with

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<v Speaker 2>because he's got a special coming out next week? Should

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<v Speaker 2>we buy? Should we sell? Not sure so I guess

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<v Speaker 2>we'll just hold her. Luis c k al right is

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<v Speaker 2>comedy Style market by Fellon by Ryan Hamilton, buy most Shaksher,

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<v Speaker 2>sell Sebastian Man of Scalco out Today a former guest

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<v Speaker 2>from this program. He was fantastic. Dive down into the

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<v Speaker 2>archives and listen to my conversation with Des Bishop, who's

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<v Speaker 2>got a special Bridge and Tunnel out on Hulu today.

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<v Speaker 2>Filmed at the Comedy Seller Does Bishop embraces his inner

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<v Speaker 2>bridge and tunnel. That's some New York ease for people

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<v Speaker 2>who don't live in Manhattan, Prapper. It's a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a dig. Bishop dives into the joys of not having kids,

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<v Speaker 2>Yorker's attitude, and finding humor in the chaos of modern adulthood.

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<v Speaker 2>In case you don't know his story, he grew up

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<v Speaker 2>in Queen's for a little bit and then moved to

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<v Speaker 2>Ireland in his mid teens and has a big audience there.

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<v Speaker 2>He was a great guest. Edie Motica you may know

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<v Speaker 2>her from Dury Duty. She's got a special out today

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<v Speaker 2>on Veeps. It's called I'm Just Like You and it sucks.

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<v Speaker 2>If Beeps isn't your thing, you can hang tight until September.

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<v Speaker 2>It'll be on YouTube, whether it be talking to stains

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<v Speaker 2>talking to a stranger about his liek girlfriend who died

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<v Speaker 2>in a car accident. Eadie will stop it nothing to

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<v Speaker 2>on Veeps. Also born and raised in New Yorker. I

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<v Speaker 2>like it. We got a thread here today, Sally Ann

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<v Speaker 2>Hall has a comedy special it's called Dead Wife Pretty

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<v Speaker 2>that is out today. There is a trailer. Would you

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<v Speaker 2>like to hear it? Let's listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that if I was on like an old

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<v Speaker 1>black and white photograph, old timy, you know, holding a rose,

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<v Speaker 1>you that photo and was like, this was mar One,

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<v Speaker 1>I think every person in this room would be like, sir,

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<v Speaker 1>surely you know. Yeah, I'm not super model pretty, but

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<v Speaker 1>I'm dead wife pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people are pretty or alive. Never been my thing.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Sally Ann Hall. Available on demand, so you can

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<v Speaker 2>check it out on Apple TV or Amazon Audio wherever

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<v Speaker 2>you listen to your audio. And we have a day

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<v Speaker 2>for Mary Beth Baron's a special that'll be on Netflix

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<v Speaker 2>a month from now, Tuesday, July twenty eighth. In Galaxy Brien,

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<v Speaker 2>Mary Beth Baron aims to shock, amuse, and a rouse.

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<v Speaker 2>She covers a wide range of important topics, from reproductive

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<v Speaker 2>rights to guys with tattoos. Baron says, I'm incredibly proud

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<v Speaker 2>to speak for all women with this comedy special. Jokim

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<v Speaker 2>Booster has a new podcast he'll take on dating, love,

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<v Speaker 2>sex and marriage. It is called Intimacy Coordinator. He asks

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<v Speaker 2>guests to share their stories of romance and the advice

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<v Speaker 2>that they took from the experiences. Some of the guests

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<v Speaker 2>that will be on the show Bowen Yang, Margaret Show,

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<v Speaker 2>Natasha lazerro Beth Stay, Steph tolev Likes, To Kerman, and

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<v Speaker 2>a bunch of others. And that is your comedy news

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<v Speaker 2>for today. It's still June, so you got to share

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<v Speaker 2>the show or I'm going to play Amy Schumer singh.

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<v Speaker 2>So what you do is your phones in your hand

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<v Speaker 2>right now, hit share and text with somebody. Go hey,

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<v Speaker 2>listen to this. It's all you gotta do. Take you

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<v Speaker 2>one second, all right? Tomorrow is one of those deep dives.

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<v Speaker 2>advance of his special. That'll be tomorrow's deep dive. If

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't caught on to this. And I got good

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<v Speaker 2>They said nice things about it, So I'm doing Deep

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<v Speaker 2>Dives on Saturday in the summer. Several reasons for that,

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<v Speaker 2>SEO to more AI stuff, there's a way to train

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<v Speaker 2>So I've been working on that and seeing some early

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<v Speaker 2>and it helps the show, i mean, win, win, win

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<v Speaker 2>for everybody. So that'll be tomorrow. Sunday's a normal episode.

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<v Speaker 2>a normal episode. You can follow the show on Spotify,

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