Speaker 1: Caloroga Shark Media In there.
Speaker 2: I'm Johnny Man with your daily comedy news. Now, what
Speaker 2: do we make of Jimmy Fallon? Here?
Speaker 1: Is he?
Speaker 2: Uh? Does he get it? Does he realize Cobert went
Speaker 2: away and Kimmel has taken the summer off and he
Speaker 2: should go for it, because here is Jimmy Fallon doing
Speaker 2: political material.
Speaker 3: Trump is now claiming that vandals cut a three hundred
Speaker 3: foot slit in the new reflecting pool lining with a knife,
Speaker 3: which is weird because a month ago he said this
Speaker 3: about the new reflecting pool lining.
Speaker 2: You couldn't if you had a knife.
Speaker 4: I don't want to give anybody ideas if you had
Speaker 4: a knife, you can't even cut it.
Speaker 3: We're here to clear things up, as White House spokesperson
Speaker 3: Spencer Ellman.
Speaker 4: Yeah, hi, Jimmy, what a shameful day for this great nation.
Speaker 3: So you really think vandals cutting through in a foot
Speaker 3: slit in the reflecting pool lining.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're sure of it. These maniacs took a knife
Speaker 4: and they absolutely gutted the president's perfect renovation. It's horrifying.
Speaker 3: Okay, but a month ago Trump said you couldn't cut
Speaker 3: his new reflecting pool lining with the knife.
Speaker 4: It's because you can't, Jimmy, completely impossible. I mean, this
Speaker 4: is top of the line material, totally indestructible.
Speaker 3: How can both things be true? Which two things? That
Speaker 3: they cut the reflecting pool with the knife, Yep, yeah,
Speaker 3: that happened. And you can't cut the reflecting pool with
Speaker 3: the knife.
Speaker 4: Can't do it. Knife would break.
Speaker 2: And I'm getting these from Jimmy Fallon's social I'm not
Speaker 2: going out of my way to find them. They're coming
Speaker 2: to me. These clips here once again Jimmy Fallon kind
Speaker 2: of making fun of the President of the United States.
Speaker 3: At first, Trump wanted a regime change in Iran. He
Speaker 3: told the people, you deserve a government, or as he put.
Speaker 1: It, you deserve a government.
Speaker 3: But now Trump's approval rating has plummeted. After Americans of
Speaker 3: all walks of life rose up, or as he says.
Speaker 1: Americans of all walks of life rose up.
Speaker 3: Things in the strait went terribly, but the administration keeps
Speaker 3: acting like it's not as bad as it is, or
Speaker 3: as Trump says.
Speaker 1: As bad is it meant something.
Speaker 3: The whole thing is a mess, and getting out of
Speaker 3: it will take devotion, prowess, and expertise, or as Trump calls.
Speaker 4: Them, devotion, prowess, and expertise.
Speaker 3: Meanwhile, Trump seems distracted by the reflecting pool at the
Speaker 3: Lincoln Memorial, or, as he calls.
Speaker 1: It, the Lincoln at Lincoln and you have to see this.
Speaker 3: He's also distracted by America's two hundred and fifty, which
Speaker 3: will celebrate the time our army man the ramparts, or
Speaker 3: as Trump put it.
Speaker 2: Our army manned the air, it ran the ramparts.
Speaker 3: In the end, the war has cost hundreds of billions
Speaker 3: of dollars and the only person with that kind of
Speaker 3: money is his friend Elon or as Trump calls.
Speaker 4: Him, my friend Leon, my friend Elan.
Speaker 2: I hope that helped. I think Jimmy is very smart
Speaker 2: to start to head in this direction. With Jimmy Kimmel
Speaker 2: taking the summer off on Colbert Show being over, Kimmel
Speaker 2: shows in reruns for a little bit. The guest host
Speaker 2: will start week of July sixth with Tiffany Hattish. Are
Speaker 2: you excited advantage Jimmy Fallon. Fallon may have figured it out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be curious to keep an eye on this.
Speaker 2: Megan Kelly waited in and said, Jimmy Kimmel's going on
Speaker 2: Vaca for two months. Do you have a two month vaka?
Speaker 2: Probably not. I'd be curious to know how much time
Speaker 2: Making Kelly gets off. By the way, do you have
Speaker 2: thirty acres and Marth's vineyard? Probably not. I wouldn't be
Speaker 2: shocked to learn Making Kelly as a place at Marth's vineyard. Well.
Speaker 2: Five months ago, a YouTube channel called life an Architectural
Speaker 2: Design did a video titled Megan Kelly's new Jersey Mansion.
Speaker 2: From twenty twenty two, we learned that the Kelly's at
Speaker 2: least then had an avalon Jersey shorehouse and if you
Speaker 2: know the Jersey shore not too bad ah. From twenty
Speaker 2: twenty five, the list dot com wrote the lavish life
Speaker 2: of former Fox News host Megan Kelly. They also mention
Speaker 2: the Jersey shorehouse. They mentioned that she flies private. Do
Speaker 2: you fly private anyway? I digress? Megan Kelly asked the
Speaker 2: question do you have two months off? Probably not? And
Speaker 2: guess who has a sub hosting for him? It's a
Speaker 2: litany of left wing comedians, most of whom you don't
Speaker 2: know very well because he's worried about his job security. Okay,
Speaker 2: then who would you like him to have sit in
Speaker 2: for him? Would you like him to have someone more famous?
Speaker 2: Should have David Letterman. I mean that would be awesome.
Speaker 2: I'm sure if David Letterman wanted to host a week
Speaker 2: of Jimmy Kimble tonight, Jimmy Kimble would say yes and
Speaker 2: not be worried about job security. Or maybe you look
Speaker 2: at it and you say Letterman's too old. I mean,
Speaker 2: who should he have on? Josh Johnson, Nate Bergetzie. Should
Speaker 2: he have Nate Bergatzy hosts the show for a week?
Speaker 2: I digress. Leslie Jones via Page six revealed that she
Speaker 2: confronted these Saturday Night Live writers over being typecast as
Speaker 2: angry and aggressive. Leslie was on the Sam Cinders Show
Speaker 2: and said, it's kind of frustrating that they'd always make
Speaker 2: me the girl that was angry and beating up people
Speaker 2: or in love with a white boy. They just always
Speaker 2: would make me angry or fighting somebody. She said she
Speaker 2: played ball because I wanted to be on the show,
Speaker 2: and at that time I didn't think that was happening
Speaker 2: until it kept happening, and then every time I would
Speaker 2: get a sketch, I was like, Okay, who am I
Speaker 2: beating up this week? Or advice to you up? And
Speaker 2: coming comedians. If you want to be there, go there
Speaker 2: because it's a great foundation. It's a great place for
Speaker 2: you still to find yourself. You can definitely get love
Speaker 2: going there. To sum up her experience, she said she
Speaker 2: loved being there and had fun, but doesn't miss the
Speaker 2: mental part of the job, which is exactly how I
Speaker 2: feel about the satellite radio Company. Robbie Hoffman admitted she
Speaker 2: stormed out of the twenty twenty five Emmys after losing
Speaker 2: to co star Julianne Nicholson. Robbie was on the Ball
Speaker 2: and the beautiful and said, we're the first award up.
Speaker 2: I immediately lost, and we woke up with all the
Speaker 2: gusto in the world. I walk in, I'm already like,
Speaker 2: where am I going to put the Emmy? We lose immediately.
Speaker 2: My sister goes, we don't need this crap and pushes
Speaker 2: me out. She grass me by the arm and says
Speaker 2: we're leaving this s word. But Robbie had a return.
Speaker 2: She had to present cinematography. Robbie said, I said, nah,
Speaker 2: I don't want to do that anymore, and they said no,
Speaker 2: it's part of the program. I was like, well, my
Speaker 2: circumstance has changed. I'm not in the mood, and they
Speaker 2: want me to read whatever's on this teleprompter. I go
Speaker 2: one thing. I know, I'm not saying whatever the f
Speaker 2: they have me on there saying. However, Hoffmann calmed down
Speaker 2: backstage and successfully presented the studio with its Outstanding Cinematography Award. Yeah,
Speaker 2: don't throw a tantrum at the Emmys. That's not going
Speaker 2: to help your career. Rob Schneider will headline the Funniest
Speaker 2: Night at Freedom Fest. It's the Punching Up Comedy Festival
Speaker 2: at Freedom Feed in Las Vegas. Are you excited? Will
Speaker 2: you be in Las Vegas at Caesar's Forum from July
Speaker 2: eighth through the eleventh. Freedom Fest includes stand up shows,
Speaker 2: a competition, podcast, game shows, and conversations with comedians and creators.
Speaker 2: A confirmed lineup includes Rob Schneider and Lou Perez. You
Speaker 2: may know from Gutfeld We Are Told. The Truth in
Speaker 2: Comedy competition at the Punching Up Comedy Festival is open
Speaker 2: to professional comics, first time comedians, and festival attendees under
Speaker 2: the theme think Funny, Think Independent, Think Free. Organizers say
Speaker 2: the competition is built around five themes free speech, political satshire, individuality,
Speaker 2: Independent Thinking and Challenging Convention Grand Prize five hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: That's right, five hundred dollars. If you win the Truth
Speaker 2: in Comedy competition at the Punching Up Comedy Festival held
Speaker 2: in Caesars in Las Vegas, five hundred dollars. You'll also
Speaker 2: get a trophy presented on the Freedom Fest main stage
Speaker 2: and a performance slot in the Punching Up Comedy Show
Speaker 2: alongside Rob Schneider. Haven't gotten around to Ryan Hamilton special
Speaker 2: yet because I'm watching three soccer games a day. I
Speaker 2: don't watch the late one unless it's Team USA, but
Speaker 2: I've been watching the others, which hasn't left and much
Speaker 2: time for anything else. But I'm seeing good reviews from
Speaker 2: Ryan Hamilton. But Geeba wrote, I had no idea who
Speaker 2: Ryan Hamilton was when I click play on as Netflix
Speaker 2: stand up special. That wouldn't be unusual if he were
Speaker 2: some young comedian who broke out in TikTok and does
Speaker 2: a lot of CrowdWork. But this guy in his fifties
Speaker 2: looks like the Smiley Guy or the love child of
Speaker 2: Jerry Seinfeld and Gilbert Gottfried and apparently commands a huge audience.
Speaker 2: I've never seen him in my life. Should listen to
Speaker 2: the show, mister Pajeeba. The fact that a lot of
Speaker 2: people don't know Ryan Hamilton is actually the first joke
Speaker 2: that he makes. It's a good start, but then he
Speaker 2: launches into a bit about getting hit by a bus.
Speaker 2: Apparently mister Pageba thought the bus section is a little long.
Speaker 2: Jeeba comments, Oh, he's one of those guys a clean
Speaker 2: comedian quote A. Currently he's also LDS, which is fine.
Speaker 2: It also explains why the entire audience appeared to be
Speaker 2: very old and very white, and it explains the whole
Speaker 2: shape of the thing. Hamilton works in the same lane
Speaker 2: as Jim Gaffigan and Brian Reagan, the observational family friendly
Speaker 2: never a curse word tradition, not true of Jim Gaffigan,
Speaker 2: where the comedian is built less on edge than on
Speaker 2: the comfort of knowing nothing will ever make you uncomfortable. Boy,
Speaker 2: this is just a terrible, terrible review. Now, putting aside
Speaker 2: the fact that you may have helped Jim Gaffigan early
Speaker 2: in his career and then he wouldn't call you back.
Speaker 2: Putting that aside, do you not have respect for Jim
Speaker 2: Gaffigan's comedy? And talk to any comedian, any comedian, any
Speaker 2: any comedian at all except maybe Rob Schneier. Actually, probably
Speaker 2: even Rob Schneider respects Brien Ring. They all respect Brian Reagan.
Speaker 2: So this whole sentence of like just being like suggesting
Speaker 2: that Gaffigan is is, I don't know what you're suggesting. No, No,
Speaker 2: everybody respects Jim Gaffigan's comedy, even if he doesn't call
Speaker 2: you back. The observational family, friendly and ever a Chris
Speaker 2: Word tradition where the comedy is built less on edge
Speaker 2: than on the comfort of knowing nothing will ever make
Speaker 2: you uncomfortable. That's a skill and there's an audience for it,
Speaker 2: but also means the bar for this bit could have
Speaker 2: ended twenty minutes ago, gets raised much higher than it should.
Speaker 2: All right, that's fair. A clean comedian working a thin
Speaker 2: premise into the ground isn't transgressive enough to be interesting
Speaker 2: and is in varied enough to stay funny. It just
Speaker 2: sits there, agreeable and overlong. None of that is a
Speaker 2: particular knock against Hamilton, but it's clearly as a type
Speaker 2: of audience that wants to see a clean LDS comedian.
Speaker 2: Why are you bringing that up again? Clean LDS comedian
Speaker 2: joke about getting hit by a bus for over half
Speaker 2: an hour, and on that front he absolutely delivers. All right,
Speaker 2: maybe that wasn't the most positive review. The great dramatic
Speaker 2: actor Adam Sandler terrible at comedy but good at romance.
Speaker 2: To mark his twenty third wedding anniversary to famous Hollywood
Speaker 2: actress and producer Jackie Sandler, the great dramatic actor Adam
Speaker 2: hired a plane to skywrite a message above them that
Speaker 2: read quote twenty three a hart j. Adam shared a
Speaker 2: photo of the skywriting message on social media. He wrote,
Speaker 2: happy twenty third d of our street to my sweetheart,
Speaker 2: Love you forever.
Speaker 1: Comedy stock Market.
Speaker 2: Thank you Burt Reynolds. By the way, the company from
Speaker 2: which I licensed Burt Reynolds now has Michael Keane. Should
Speaker 2: I have, Sir Michael Keane do the comedy stock market
Speaker 2: for a while? All right, here's who we're buying and
Speaker 2: selling this week. If you're new to the Comedy stock Market,
Speaker 2: what we try and do is we try and find value,
Speaker 2: much like you would in an actual stock market. We
Speaker 2: try and buy low and sell high. We're not saying
Speaker 2: anybody's good or bad. We're just looking at the relative value.
Speaker 2: Let's buy Jimmy Fallon. Opportunity there, and it seems like
Speaker 2: maybe he gets it. He's gonna grab it. Jimmy Fallon's
Speaker 2: tonight's show was in third place. It's moved up to
Speaker 2: second place just because of the fire and Alan garbage.
Speaker 2: So let's buy Jimmy Fallon and see if he can
Speaker 2: run down Jimmy Kimmel's guest host. I'm thinking he can.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say I had it in my list before
Speaker 2: I did that review that I thought was positive. I'm
Speaker 2: buying Ryan Holleton. I like Ryan Hamilton a lot. I'm
Speaker 2: buying Ryan Hamilton. Let's sell Nate Brighetzi. The UFC thing
Speaker 2: kind of backfired coming off the heels of nobody liking
Speaker 2: the Breadwinner, and I mean nobody liking the Breadwinner. Have
Speaker 2: you met anyone who is like the Breadwinner? No, you haven't,
Speaker 2: So Nate not having a good run here, Let's get
Speaker 2: out on him. Let's sell Carlos Mencia.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: I don't know what happened or not, but you heard
Speaker 2: the news stories that he was arrested, and I just
Speaker 2: think in terms of value right now, nobody is going like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's book Carlos Mencia for a bunch of dates and
Speaker 2: sell out our arena. So it's time to sell Carlos.
Speaker 2: Let's buy some Mosha Casher. Obviously some terrible health news
Speaker 2: earlier in the week, but the good side of that
Speaker 2: is it got him back in the news and it
Speaker 2: reminds us all he is a fantastic comedian, and let's
Speaker 2: sell Sebastian Manascalco. I feel like other people are catching
Speaker 2: on too. Maybe the act isn't that cool or needs
Speaker 2: to mix it up, or at least stop making the
Speaker 2: stupid faces. Okay, and now what should we do with
Speaker 2: because he's got a special coming out next week? Should
Speaker 2: we buy? Should we sell? Not sure so I guess
Speaker 2: we'll just hold her. Luis c k al right is
Speaker 2: comedy Style market by Fellon by Ryan Hamilton, buy most Shaksher,
Speaker 2: hold Louis c k sell, Nate BERGHATSI sell Carlos Mencia,
Speaker 2: sell Sebastian Man of Scalco out Today a former guest
Speaker 2: from this program. He was fantastic. Dive down into the
Speaker 2: archives and listen to my conversation with Des Bishop, who's
Speaker 2: got a special Bridge and Tunnel out on Hulu today.
Speaker 2: Filmed at the Comedy Seller Does Bishop embraces his inner
Speaker 2: bridge and tunnel. That's some New York ease for people
Speaker 2: who don't live in Manhattan, Prapper. It's a bit of
Speaker 2: a dig. Bishop dives into the joys of not having kids,
Speaker 2: surviving gen X, dating, growing up Irish with a New
Speaker 2: Yorker's attitude, and finding humor in the chaos of modern adulthood.
Speaker 2: In case you don't know his story, he grew up
Speaker 2: in Queen's for a little bit and then moved to
Speaker 2: Ireland in his mid teens and has a big audience there.
Speaker 2: He was a great guest. Edie Motica you may know
Speaker 2: her from Dury Duty. She's got a special out today
Speaker 2: on Veeps. It's called I'm Just Like You and it sucks.
Speaker 2: If Beeps isn't your thing, you can hang tight until September.
Speaker 2: It'll be on YouTube, whether it be talking to stains
Speaker 2: on her aunt's carpet, making out with a pair of
Speaker 2: brothers on a cruise in two thousand and seven, or
Speaker 2: talking to a stranger about his liek girlfriend who died
Speaker 2: in a car accident. Eadie will stop it nothing to
Speaker 2: feel and spread love to the world around her. That's
Speaker 2: on Veeps. Also born and raised in New Yorker. I
Speaker 2: like it. We got a thread here today, Sally Ann
Speaker 2: Hall has a comedy special it's called Dead Wife Pretty
Speaker 2: that is out today. There is a trailer. Would you
Speaker 2: like to hear it? Let's listen.
Speaker 1: I think that if I was on like an old
Speaker 1: black and white photograph, old timy, you know, holding a rose,
Speaker 1: and then an old man came up to you showing
Speaker 1: you that photo and was like, this was mar One,
Speaker 1: I think every person in this room would be like, sir,
Speaker 1: she was beautiful. Whatever happened to her with a shame
Speaker 1: surely you know. Yeah, I'm not super model pretty, but
Speaker 1: I'm dead wife pretty.
Speaker 2: Some people are pretty or alive. Never been my thing.
Speaker 2: That's Sally Ann Hall. Available on demand, so you can
Speaker 2: check it out on Apple TV or Amazon Audio wherever
Speaker 2: you listen to your audio. And we have a day
Speaker 2: for Mary Beth Baron's a special that'll be on Netflix
Speaker 2: a month from now, Tuesday, July twenty eighth. In Galaxy Brien,
Speaker 2: Mary Beth Baron aims to shock, amuse, and a rouse.
Speaker 2: She covers a wide range of important topics, from reproductive
Speaker 2: rights to guys with tattoos. Baron says, I'm incredibly proud
Speaker 2: to speak for all women with this comedy special. Jokim
Speaker 2: Booster has a new podcast he'll take on dating, love,
Speaker 2: sex and marriage. It is called Intimacy Coordinator. He asks
Speaker 2: guests to share their stories of romance and the advice
Speaker 2: that they took from the experiences. Some of the guests
Speaker 2: that will be on the show Bowen Yang, Margaret Show,
Speaker 2: Natasha lazerro Beth Stay, Steph tolev Likes, To Kerman, and
Speaker 2: a bunch of others. And that is your comedy news
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Speaker 2: one second, all right? Tomorrow is one of those deep dives.
Speaker 2: We're going to talk a little Louis c k in
Speaker 2: advance of his special. That'll be tomorrow's deep dive. If
Speaker 2: you haven't caught on to this. And I got good
Speaker 2: reviews from the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast Group.
Speaker 2: They said nice things about it, So I'm doing Deep
Speaker 2: Dives on Saturday in the summer. Several reasons for that,
Speaker 2: as I've explained, One it takes the edge off the production,
Speaker 2: and two, as a search has changed moving away from
Speaker 2: SEO to more AI stuff, there's a way to train
Speaker 2: AI systems to surface your program a little bit more.
Speaker 2: So I've been working on that and seeing some early
Speaker 2: results on that. Plus they're fun episodes to do, and
Speaker 2: if you guys like them and I like doing them
Speaker 2: and it helps the show, i mean, win, win, win
Speaker 2: for everybody. So that'll be tomorrow. Sunday's a normal episode.
Speaker 2: We'll talk a little past Nae Walt and we'll talk
Speaker 2: about the mare Tween Prize. And then Monday, of course
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