Speaker 1: We get back to the ship, Asha has to scoop
Speaker 1: it out of the pipes.
Speaker 2: Again, cross contamination. I don't like that she's doing service.
Speaker 2: There's gloves here.
Speaker 1: No, and you know what else I don't like. Kizzie
Speaker 1: deserves to have to deal with this.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is the universe saying here's a bad person.
Speaker 3: Let's make this person do this, and Asha steps in
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 1: That's fair.
Speaker 2: I have to say this. It's not like you're dismantling
Speaker 2: like a thing of dynamite that's going to blow up
Speaker 2: a building.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about like a This is like a
Speaker 3: hurt blocker kind of operatical.
Speaker 2: I'm saying I think Kizzie could have handled it, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode
Speaker 3: of Below Deck. It's Below Deck pot It's bad TV,
Speaker 3: and it's our last episode of the year, and I'm dealing.
Speaker 2: That's pat Hey, great to be here.
Speaker 1: Pay to come board.
Speaker 3: Kay's over there on the ones and twos. You know,
Speaker 3: I asked Kaylin, uh, what do you want? What he
Speaker 3: wanted for Christmas? You know what he said? No, White Claw,
Speaker 3: We've got a lot lizard producing this podcast. But you,
Speaker 3: my friend, wanted something entirely different, and that's why we
Speaker 3: should open up Patty's.
Speaker 1: Gift right now.
Speaker 2: Oh, we're gonna see this.
Speaker 1: It's incredibly important to you.
Speaker 2: Don't think we should do this with Ruby's.
Speaker 3: Here, No, Ruby has nothing to do with my gift. Well,
Speaker 3: you have three sequential backs. Nope, go from the go
Speaker 3: from the first Nope, go from the first one and
Speaker 3: then work.
Speaker 1: Your way back.
Speaker 2: You sure we should do this?
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is the last episode of the year. It's
Speaker 3: right before Christmas.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I know.
Speaker 1: What this is.
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, these are buzzballs.
Speaker 3: Not only buzzballs, these are actually very exciting new flavors. God,
Speaker 3: there's an ELF branded maple syrup one, which is disgusting.
Speaker 1: But they're all disgusting, by the way.
Speaker 2: I think this is the one that that nice Armenian
Speaker 2: purveyor of the liquor store that guardivig Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 2: Expresso Martini, Yeah, yeah about that goad be great man.
Speaker 1: It's just there's two. There's more bags. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: got go to.
Speaker 2: The next one.
Speaker 1: Go to the next.
Speaker 2: Now it is worth mentioning. And I don't know how
Speaker 2: the Barnacles feel about this. I have not been drinking lately.
Speaker 1: But you said you're gonna have a buzzball whenever you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. I'm not thwarting off alcohol. I am
Speaker 2: a true alcoholic.
Speaker 1: Right exactly. I mean, what were we even talking about? Okay,
Speaker 1: next gift, next bat Okay.
Speaker 2: Oh this is exciting. Are you kidding me? Dylan? I'm
Speaker 2: trying not to drink.
Speaker 1: No, I know you're not. I know, I know.
Speaker 2: But behold the berry Cherry limeade buzzball thirty two ounce er. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I am in love right now.
Speaker 1: That's a biggie.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. You gotta watch this on YouTube to
Speaker 2: just see that this thing actually exists. It's so beautiful, Dylan,
Speaker 2: wonderful friend. And you're also the devil on my shoulder.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: My wife is gonna be so pisty's.
Speaker 1: We can just do studio.
Speaker 2: I have to drink it tonight.
Speaker 1: You do not.
Speaker 3: You do not need to drink it. To drink you
Speaker 3: drink that, you will die. Go to the next back.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, By the way, it is Buzzball Friday.
Speaker 2: It's Buzzball bread together. Yeah.
Speaker 3: If you're if you're in the if you're on this Tuesday,
Speaker 3: having a good buzzball Friday, then drink a buzz by.
Speaker 2: The way, is maybe it's because I'm not drinking. It's
Speaker 2: like a side effect or something.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 2: How easy is it to buy for alcoholics? Am I
Speaker 2: right for it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? What a gift.
Speaker 2: God, it's buzzball, Biggie strawberry rita, Dylan, I'm off the wagon.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm drinking this tonight.
Speaker 1: Look at how fastive that buzzball.
Speaker 2: You mind putting this in the fridge. I'm really gonna.
Speaker 1: There's no room in the fridge for that.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's how big the buzzball is. It
Speaker 2: won't be fit.
Speaker 3: And shot the camera real quick, the buzzball, Biggie, the
Speaker 3: holiday buzz body.
Speaker 2: And you spent a lot of money.
Speaker 3: No, I did not spend a lot of money on this.
Speaker 3: Remember this is like grain alcohol and artificial coloring.
Speaker 2: I want to say this to the audience, and I
Speaker 2: mean this. If I don't show up for work in January, yeah,
Speaker 2: blame Dylan.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. And we'll we'll soldier on, but it will
Speaker 1: be a sad departure.
Speaker 2: Thank you, my friend.
Speaker 1: This is very of course, Merry Christmas. Christmas. All right,
Speaker 1: So we have.
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Speaker 3: all that stuff. So Below Deck, Gaale returns. We have
Speaker 3: shit in the shower. We have shit in the shower?
Speaker 3: Is really that's the lead that we've buried?
Speaker 2: Yeah? The episode title, by the way, what was it?
Speaker 2: It was called the Pooh Portrayer.
Speaker 3: Okay, the per portray This is why I'm not really
Speaker 3: a big fan of puns. They always make me feel
Speaker 3: like I need to run away from something.
Speaker 2: Especially production below Deck. While they are bad at creating
Speaker 2: episode titles, they are good at creating drama. By having
Speaker 2: Gail back.
Speaker 3: Well done, uh huh, good job. And let's just get
Speaker 3: into our pots right now. I'll take the lead if
Speaker 3: you don't mind.
Speaker 2: Well, before we get in the pots, I do want
Speaker 2: to mention this week it was brought to our attention
Speaker 2: the horrible, devastating shooting in Australia. On a serious note, and.
Speaker 1: What are we doing right now?
Speaker 2: Well, Nate was involved. No, you hadn't heard the story.
Speaker 1: He was at the celebration.
Speaker 2: He was, he was I don't know what this is,
Speaker 2: but it's called shark tagging him and some boys were
Speaker 2: out off the shore doing that they heard the shooting.
Speaker 2: They just rather than just go off shore, they headed
Speaker 2: towards danger and they helped some people that were running
Speaker 2: away from the firing, and they loaded him on the
Speaker 2: boat and they got them off safely.
Speaker 1: That's how I but that's Joe done that. He would
Speaker 1: have tried to have sex with anybody that hadn't been shot.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, exactly. Yeah, and then after you got sex,
Speaker 2: he'd say, you know.
Speaker 1: You're moving a little quick for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is so I gotta tell you, Nate. Some
Speaker 2: of us run towards danger, others run away from it.
Speaker 2: Much respect to you, and for that, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to make fun of you losing your hair anymore because
Speaker 2: I owe that to you.
Speaker 1: That's that's a good thing.
Speaker 2: Yes, you deserve better than that. By the way, your
Speaker 2: hair isn't as brave as you because it keeps running
Speaker 2: away from your head. Last one got it.
Speaker 3: You know, I run towards danger unless it's guns. I
Speaker 3: don't run towards guns. That's actually fucking crazy that they
Speaker 3: did that.
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something. You're half Irish, I'm
Speaker 2: basically full Irish. Yeah, we have a death wish. There's
Speaker 2: something about us where we just want to die, so
Speaker 2: we do. We will run towards the fire.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, maybe, but you know we have beautiful children
Speaker 3: to take care of.
Speaker 1: Nate doesn't he's oh he does, he has a sea
Speaker 1: rep baby. He didn't then though, Oh he didn't.
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Oh no?
Speaker 2: What about Yeah, we don't care. We have a death wish.
Speaker 2: We want to die.
Speaker 1: Potatoes tried to kill us, and they did.
Speaker 3: They succeeded. I mean, think about that. Potatoes killed tons
Speaker 3: of Irish.
Speaker 2: Well a lack of them. It was called the famine.
Speaker 1: Well it was.
Speaker 3: More like the potatoes were like you know what no,
Speaker 3: so I still blame the potato.
Speaker 1: Anyways, let's go fuck that was so but that didn't
Speaker 1: make any sense. What was I talking about? And said
Speaker 1: at all? You weren't going to do it? Like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck was that? Let's get into the episode, but
Speaker 1: not get into the episode.
Speaker 3: We have to get into our pots. I found this
Speaker 3: episode to be quasi mid, but also quasi good and
Speaker 3: maybe even great.
Speaker 1: I give it ninety pots.
Speaker 3: The fact that we are listen, I don't I don't
Speaker 3: want to be I don't want to be crass here,
Speaker 3: and also miss me with.
Speaker 1: The the homophobia thing.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's just be practical about this. The guy who
Speaker 3: his friends were joking about had come coming out of
Speaker 3: his ass the night before was probably the one. We
Speaker 3: can't be certain, but he's probably the one that let
Speaker 3: shit slide out of his ass and put it in
Speaker 3: the pipes.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're getting out in front of this.
Speaker 1: It's not even anything other than just the clues we
Speaker 1: have available. Okay. He also said.
Speaker 3: I can do whatever I want. I'm like Madonna, So
Speaker 3: I think it was Joaquin. Also, that thing with Kathy
Speaker 3: at the end was I mean.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was rolling credits. Normally, I walk away from
Speaker 2: the television.
Speaker 1: Right, that was heartbreaking stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, are you done your thoughts?
Speaker 1: Ninety?
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm glad you touched on it because the poop
Speaker 2: gate took up so much of the show and I
Speaker 2: find that distasteful and disgusting. A lot of people are
Speaker 2: eating while they're watching this program.
Speaker 1: And if you're going to do it on the deck.
Speaker 2: That's right, or just keep it. It was also cross contamination.
Speaker 2: That bathroom is in that far from the kitchen, saying
Speaker 2: people that are serving bio and by the way, the
Speaker 2: bio hazard had these people gotten sick for some reason,
Speaker 2: It's really on them hanging out with some disgusting human
Speaker 2: being that would do such a thing right out of
Speaker 2: the gate. Because we shouldn't spend too much time on this.
Speaker 2: I actually know how this happened. At some point. Ben Higgins,
Speaker 2: a former cast member from The Bachelor, said he never
Speaker 2: actually went to the bathroom or wiped. He would go
Speaker 2: to the bathroom in the toilet, flush it, and he
Speaker 2: would finish off in the shower, which is absolutely disgusting,
Speaker 2: and I believe that is what took place here.
Speaker 3: I think that if people are are operating at a really,
Speaker 3: really efficient and healthy clip. Then it's okay, but so
Speaker 3: few of us are given the the suicidal diets that
Speaker 3: we're all considered correct. You can't eat flaming hot cheetos
Speaker 3: and then not do a We'll do a no white
Speaker 3: classic and get in the shower after that.
Speaker 2: Like that's not okay, right, last note, Yeah, Asha in
Speaker 2: her investigation, horrible profiler, immediately eliminate all the women on
Speaker 2: the boat. This is the of a male. Women don't
Speaker 2: do this. It's like a serial killer. There's like four
Speaker 2: women's serial killers.
Speaker 1: Eileen Warner's knock.
Speaker 2: Them off the block. This is a gay man that
Speaker 2: did this. It's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, yeah, no, no no.
Speaker 2: When we zero in on who did this, we need
Speaker 2: to make an example out of them. We should tar
Speaker 2: and rabbit poop them, throw tar on them, and then
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: Let's do rabbit poop and feather because we talk about
Speaker 3: tar and feathering as if it wasn't a just a
Speaker 3: catastrophically evil thing.
Speaker 1: To do to somebody. I mean, imagine your skin.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they have fourth degree burns, but
Speaker 3: you essentially die before the feathers hit due. So let's
Speaker 3: do rabbit poop and feathers. Sorry, I just I think
Speaker 3: it's important to mention that that we shouldn't be so
Speaker 3: willing nilly with that word, you know, I mean it's
Speaker 3: really really I mean, it's it sounds really painful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Okay. This episode had some heart too, with Nate
Speaker 2: really realizing that the clock was ticking regarding Gail leaving
Speaker 2: the shore and I love there are some upsides to
Speaker 2: upper management, which is you can tell your two underlings
Speaker 2: to get the fuck off the boat side, really spend
Speaker 2: some time with a girl that you're trying to, you know,
Speaker 2: make nice.
Speaker 1: With well and and uh oh yeah and Potts fourteen?
Speaker 1: Can I can I get two things off my chest?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 3: We talked in The Housewives how obscenely wealthy people. You're
Speaker 3: almost always like, I don't want you to have all
Speaker 3: that money, you know, right, people that are listening to
Speaker 3: loud music with their windows down. It's never good music.
Speaker 3: It just never is good music. I was driving over
Speaker 3: here today and this man was listening to some white guy,
Speaker 3: you know, M, and M's white and it's fine. He
Speaker 3: wraps and it's good, but he's still really angry about
Speaker 3: all that stuff.
Speaker 2: And then he's fifty two he's been a million a
Speaker 2: multi millionaire, dare I say a billionaire for most of
Speaker 2: his life?
Speaker 1: Was he pissed off of this guy? Today?
Speaker 3: Was listening to like an ash Or Roth kind of
Speaker 3: white guy rap, and it's like, okay, roll them up.
Speaker 1: Up next thing. I want to get off my chest.
Speaker 1: I can't tell you how excited I am.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow morning at a thirty I'm going to depart my
Speaker 3: home and I'm going to go to the cinema smacked
Speaker 3: on edimals to see XD three, d Avadar Fire and ash. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's do you know how long.
Speaker 1: This movie is?
Speaker 2: Caylen? You want to?
Speaker 1: Can you take a guess?
Speaker 2: It's it's James Cameron. So it's gonna be three hours.
Speaker 1: It's three hours and seventeen minutes.
Speaker 2: That is insane? Why?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Also, I'm gonna put the glasses on. I'm gonna put
Speaker 3: the glasses on. Would you put the glasses on for
Speaker 3: three hours and fifteen minutes?
Speaker 2: I'd be doing here?
Speaker 1: I can't. I am so jazzed for this.
Speaker 2: After this podcast, I'm gonna look up the early reviews
Speaker 2: I have to.
Speaker 1: They're not great, They're not No, I don't think so, all.
Speaker 2: Right, Kaylen's dad is going to interview him tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was supposed to be doing it in this studio.
Speaker 2: I was gonna lay out the red carpet for Michigan.
Speaker 1: Cameron is not coming to North Hollywood for anything.
Speaker 2: He used to live here, you know what. He used
Speaker 2: to live here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean a lot of people used to live here.
Speaker 3: But you know James Cameron. He I would imagine he
Speaker 3: goes from bell Air to maybe Santa Monica, back to
Speaker 3: bell Air and then he just flies to Australia or
Speaker 3: whatever to film shit. Anyways, we have to talk below deck. Yeah,
Speaker 3: three hours and seventeen minutes of blue people running around?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that?
Speaker 3: No, but you're going to see it, and it's gonna
Speaker 3: make sixty five billion dollars.
Speaker 1: Three hours of seventeen minutes blue people running around.
Speaker 2: Here's the crazy thing.
Speaker 3: He's got three more, I know, I know, I know.
Speaker 2: He'll be dead and they'll still be coming out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know why I like Avatar so much. All right,
Speaker 3: let's get into the show. We have quite an episode.
Speaker 3: Like I said, I gave it ninety pots. I mean
Speaker 3: that's really really high. But come on, it's not loading. Oh,
Speaker 3: there we go. Gail arrives. She has some sort.
Speaker 1: Of guitar or something with her. Yeah, I'm a very
Speaker 1: odd backpack, long backpack.
Speaker 2: She's hot on the inside and the out. I am
Speaker 2: gonna dinger a full point for the guitar.
Speaker 3: Right, So we get a big hug. Nathan cannot let go,
Speaker 3: and this is where we we get a look back
Speaker 3: that things ended porally, but Gail wants to move on
Speaker 3: in a plutonic manner. And I would say that hug
Speaker 3: is a little long in the tooth for a platonic manners.
Speaker 2: That's funny the word plutonic. I had no idea that
Speaker 2: plutonic meant have unprotected sex until you create a human being.
Speaker 2: That's why I failed English class.
Speaker 1: Still yep, but that you're that's why you're so stupid.
Speaker 3: And they have a platonic relationship. Me and my wife
Speaker 3: have a platonic relationship.
Speaker 2: That's why Lucy's here.
Speaker 1: That's why Lucy's here.
Speaker 2: Maybe I maybe I do know how to speak English. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to say this about Gail. I was shocked
Speaker 2: that when he this is later in the episode. I
Speaker 2: thought there was going to be a real problem when
Speaker 2: she came and he'd have to tell her that he
Speaker 2: made out with Jizy. I like a real Sophie's choice
Speaker 2: if you if you do tell her, she's going to
Speaker 2: be pissed, or so I thought. If you don't tell
Speaker 2: her and she's hanging out with Kizzy at the bar,
Speaker 2: she's gonna be.
Speaker 1: Just blows a plume of cigarette smoke in her face.
Speaker 2: Right, right, it's a real Sophie's choice. Or dare I
Speaker 2: say even worse than Sophie's choice? And I think someone
Speaker 2: died in that film.
Speaker 1: A child did That's right.
Speaker 2: Did you know that person that made Sophie's choice also
Speaker 2: made that movie about Brookshields being a fourteen year old
Speaker 2: prostitute talk about range?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, No, The choice that Sophie was making
Speaker 3: was which child to kill, So it might not be
Speaker 3: as bad as Sophie's choice.
Speaker 2: The eighties were so weird.
Speaker 3: A couple of pieces of shits. Are not fan of
Speaker 3: Gail now.
Speaker 1: You know. We were wondering whether or not to.
Speaker 3: Elevate Joe and Jizzy to pieces of shit, And I
Speaker 3: thought it was a little harsh last episode. Maybe we're
Speaker 3: getting soft if you two are hooking up with each
Speaker 3: other while the is I mean what she's still she's
Speaker 3: in line at Jack in the Box and you guys
Speaker 3: are making out with each other.
Speaker 1: Okay, so if you're doing that, you're a pos.
Speaker 3: If you're doing that and you don't like Gail, I think,
Speaker 3: Jizzi says.
Speaker 1: When asked about Gail. Yeah, what you don't know her?
Speaker 1: What the fuck is wrong with Also?
Speaker 2: Like, what do you think she like? You think you
Speaker 2: got a shot with Nate at this point, Like that's
Speaker 2: gonna hurt your chance.
Speaker 1: So she goes Ugh. Joe does not trust her. We'll
Speaker 1: get to that in a second.
Speaker 3: But if you two are making out with each other
Speaker 3: while vas in line getting supreme tacos from Jack in
Speaker 3: the Box and it is gonna return soon, and you
Speaker 3: don't like the nicest person on.
Speaker 1: The boat, you guys are pieces of ship. I mean,
Speaker 1: let's just call Spedish spade.
Speaker 2: Here's the funny part about Joe, the ho Gail does
Speaker 2: not like him, and he knows this because she sees
Speaker 2: right through you, and it bothers you. Did you ever
Speaker 2: see the film Them? It's like an underrated film by
Speaker 2: John Carpenter, Rowdy Roddy Piper. It was like Okay, there's
Speaker 2: a bunch of aliens around and they're taking over the
Speaker 2: planet Earth. He's the only one that can see them
Speaker 2: because they have these satellites.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the glasses. That's right, got it, got it,
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: Jail is rowdy, roddy piper.
Speaker 1: This metaphor, Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: She sees that he's a pit.
Speaker 3: Did John Carpenter or do anything that wasn't people being
Speaker 3: like gross and slimy and stuff?
Speaker 2: Do you consider the thing gross and slides?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Absolutely, it's the grossest and the slimiest escape from LA
Speaker 3: Is that gross and slimy?
Speaker 1: What are they escaping from Los Angeles? From bombs?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, bombs, gangs?
Speaker 1: No? Is it really that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gone like it looks like it does now.
Speaker 1: You know, it's so funny.
Speaker 3: We were doing my wife and I were we're doing
Speaker 3: a little thought experiment, going, let's list the things we
Speaker 3: love about Los Angeles that are not our friends and.
Speaker 1: Family, and.
Speaker 3: It's about two three items long. The theaters, I mean,
Speaker 3: you just can't beat the theaters in Los Angeles. We
Speaker 3: have some of the best theaters in the world. You know,
Speaker 3: it's really tough.
Speaker 2: I mean, you have to drive by MacArthur Park to
Speaker 2: get there.
Speaker 1: Well maybe not.
Speaker 3: You could go around it, but you definitely don't want
Speaker 3: to drive through that place because you'll catch straight bullet
Speaker 3: or you'll step on something sharp and then your football
Speaker 3: turned greed at like forty eight hours are you'll pass
Speaker 3: by some of them?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: Sorry, So Kissey says uh, and Joe says that Gail
Speaker 3: does not respect him, which begs the question, what on
Speaker 3: fucking planet.
Speaker 1: Earth is there to respect? Nothing?
Speaker 3: So we get a little bit of a Meanwhile, meanwhile,
Speaker 3: lint roller of the Ages, do you see that thing?
Speaker 2: I didn't?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what a marvelous thing. And something else,
Speaker 3: But Cathy begins to weep over a nice note that
Speaker 3: Max wrote her.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is kind of uh, this is kind of
Speaker 2: crazy here She's starting.
Speaker 1: To where can I really quickly ask a question? Where
Speaker 1: these waters for stand Hope?
Speaker 2: Yes, you can absolutely drink him, Doug stand Hope.
Speaker 1: That's hilarious.
Speaker 2: What's his whole angle on comedy? Kaylin?
Speaker 1: Not to no one knows who stand Ope? They do.
Speaker 3: I just thought it was so funny that we came
Speaker 3: in here and like a professional studio.
Speaker 1: The producer had put out Fiji water for me.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something, Kaylen? Next time lie and
Speaker 2: say you had that out for Dylla.
Speaker 1: Dylan always brings his own water bottle over there.
Speaker 2: My wife one time walked into the fridge and there
Speaker 2: was like a fresh squeezed orange juice bottle in there,
Speaker 2: not open. She goes because she wasn't feeling well, and
Speaker 2: she goes, is this for me? And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was for me in my mimosas. But she got
Speaker 2: onto it later and she said that wasn't for me. Okay.
Speaker 2: Now talking about Kathy Max intense obsession with Kathy is
Speaker 2: oddly beginning to warm her up, and she says he
Speaker 2: has layers, right, m M, yeah, so does Terra Masseaux
Speaker 2: terror Massoux. You don't want to fucking date that, right, Spongy.
Speaker 3: No, it would be impossible to date. It would be
Speaker 3: purely platonic. You can't fuck a Tira Massou.
Speaker 2: And it didn't stop. That weird lady that fell in
Speaker 2: love with Railings remember her?
Speaker 3: I just feel I remember that she was like Molly
Speaker 3: Shannon and Talladega Nights.
Speaker 2: It was a dude that love Bridges too.
Speaker 1: Was that on like the Real Life or something like that,
Speaker 1: something weird.
Speaker 2: I feel bad for those.
Speaker 1: So we've got real estate Asians coming up.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if a bridge broke up with you,
Speaker 2: how can you take that guy out for a beer?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's imagine. Well I don't want to get sidetracked. Actually, okay,
Speaker 3: because speaking of bridges I mean we could go down
Speaker 3: that one for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: I mean the things I.
Speaker 3: Was about to say worse than the potato thing earlier,
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Speaker 1: It's completely nonsensitive. Get two ay, prefer shape man egg.
Speaker 3: We've got real estate agents coming aboard this vessel, also
Speaker 3: known as house rats.
Speaker 2: Are we could otherwise notice rude, pushy humans that are
Speaker 2: otherwise unemployable but decent salesmanship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So there are two professions wherein you can do coke
Speaker 3: during the day as part of your job. Coke dealer
Speaker 3: and real estate agent. Okay, so these are house rats.
Speaker 3: They're aboard this vessel. They're a pescatarian, gluten free, vegetarian,
Speaker 3: all the shit, and they want to do Get this
Speaker 3: an eighties party?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: I thought everybody was actually fairly nice outside of whoever
Speaker 3: shit in the shower? Yeah, and Joaquin, who might they
Speaker 3: might be the same person, We don't know.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, though, you are who you hang with
Speaker 2: in my opinion, Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: We need to track that individual down and they need
Speaker 2: to be what's.
Speaker 1: It called rabbit poop up feathered well.
Speaker 2: And then they need to be thrown out of the group.
Speaker 2: What happens when you're in a town excommunicators?
Speaker 3: Right, Joe and Gail sit down and he tells her
Speaker 3: about the three sixty.
Speaker 1: That he's been through.
Speaker 3: He is a completely changed person, and I believe he
Speaker 3: said three sixty.
Speaker 1: I don't think that this is me.
Speaker 2: But a common mistake.
Speaker 3: Right, So let's talk about what we should respect about
Speaker 3: Joe real quick. So when talking about his personal transformation,
Speaker 3: he referred to a rotation that would see him right
Speaker 3: back in the same place that he was to begin with. Okay,
Speaker 3: Gail doesn't respect him and he doesn't understand why, Well,
Speaker 3: you're an idiot. So despite the one eighty that he
Speaker 3: has gone through, even that's bullshit, right because he's the
Speaker 3: same womanizing post that we saw last season. Now, after
Speaker 3: he says this and Gail listens, we begin a game
Speaker 3: of Princess Bride Wine Cup through interviews, wherein Gay and
Speaker 3: Joe say, yeah, I fucking hate that piece of shit. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't trust him.
Speaker 1: I don't trust her, and he accuses her of cheating.
Speaker 2: Now, this is in his interview. This was great. Joe
Speaker 2: had the balls to point out that Gail's a cheater,
Speaker 2: and thank god there was a producer on that set
Speaker 2: that day that pointed out he's also a cheater. And
Speaker 2: here is the audio response that he gave. He had
Speaker 2: no response.
Speaker 3: So when he accused Gail of being a cheater, I'd
Speaker 3: written down something along the lines of you'd know a
Speaker 3: thing or two about that, and I knew that the defense,
Speaker 3: not from our audience because they know Joseph pos, but
Speaker 3: from him or any of his allies, would be, well,
Speaker 3: he's not dating Victoria, they're not in age.
Speaker 2: She thinks they are.
Speaker 1: Well, whether she thinks so or not, miss me with
Speaker 1: the bullshit.
Speaker 3: Do you think that Joe hasn't cheated on an actual
Speaker 3: girlfriend at some point when he was homeless, and that
Speaker 3: girlfriend he was embarrassed to be homeless.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he lived in the woods in that car.
Speaker 1: He cheated on her. Well, I guarantee it.
Speaker 2: I love that montage. He apparently only had one photo
Speaker 2: and it was him holding a bag at send us
Speaker 2: all your photos.
Speaker 1: Joe, right. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Imagine if we just had an aura of Joe's, you know,
Speaker 3: an aura, an aura, an.
Speaker 2: Aura yeah yeah, yeah, around him like this.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, an aura an aura frame a picture frame.
Speaker 2: Oh okay. Yeah.
Speaker 3: It's the perfect gift for boomers because it's simple enough
Speaker 3: to work technologically, and it's a picture frame where all
Speaker 3: of these it's like a magic trick to them.
Speaker 1: It's like peekaboo for children? Is the aura for boomers?
Speaker 2: Can I tell you something? The boomers like to gift
Speaker 2: those things to the young ones. My mom got me
Speaker 2: a I'm not young, but my mom got me a framio.
Speaker 1: A frameo rameo sounds like an er.
Speaker 2: This's the thing. You download all your pictures, she can share.
Speaker 2: That's an aura, her pictures. Right what he's called frameo?
Speaker 2: And Uh, that went in the waste basket. We're not
Speaker 2: putting that on her right right right, I'm sorry. I'll
Speaker 2: tell you we have to plug it in a boom.
Speaker 1: Or will put that on their shelves?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yeah, they will. I got that home goods thing
Speaker 2: that says we love our family.
Speaker 3: So Joe, when asked about the by production, stammers and
Speaker 3: then says does like a real Patrick Bateman. Let's go again,
Speaker 3: He asked, four takes, compose myself and I'll deliver this line.
Speaker 3: The guests are on their way when Asia has made
Speaker 3: a breast of Joe's cheating and she is.
Speaker 1: Shocked.
Speaker 3: So the guests finally arriving already squat Jaquene starts, uh,
Speaker 3: starts off like a scumbag. I mean, you know, it's
Speaker 3: always tough with with different sexual orientations. But we're we're
Speaker 3: pretty are pretty consistent across the board, whether you're a
Speaker 3: straight woman, a gay man, a straight man, whatever flavor
Speaker 3: you are. If you come under the boat and you
Speaker 3: look at people who you have not any claim over,
Speaker 3: you've not had any conversations, and you just go found
Speaker 3: two people I want to fuck, it's just like, okay,
Speaker 3: I mean, my god, do you we always joke do
Speaker 3: you want to see if they want to fuck you
Speaker 3: before exclaiming this?
Speaker 1: Please? It's just so fucking much. The guests, they talk
Speaker 1: about being in office, a team.
Speaker 3: Of real estate agents say kay, house rats, and that
Speaker 3: they have left HR on land, as though there is
Speaker 3: any HR on land to begin with. These are real
Speaker 3: estate agents.
Speaker 2: Well, I can tell you, save your breath. It doesn't
Speaker 2: matter if you left it on land. Something you don't
Speaker 2: like happening on that boat, it's still you can still
Speaker 2: write about it when you get back on land.
Speaker 1: Sure, and you can see the hell out of all filmed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: So Cathy tells the women where she's from. I don't
Speaker 3: know what this weird half measure sea rat history was.
Speaker 1: She starts talking to the guest says she's from a
Speaker 1: small town. They show up picture of her and then
Speaker 1: we move on.
Speaker 3: It was a five second I'm not going to even
Speaker 3: give that any I mean, what the fuck would we
Speaker 3: even do there?
Speaker 1: Nathan and Gail sit down, and I don't know the work.
Speaker 2: Before they sit down. This is a very meaningful moment
Speaker 2: Captain Sandy, because she's intuitive. She picks up that Nate's
Speaker 2: wearing cologne.
Speaker 1: Oh really, that's.
Speaker 2: A big deal, just sign a dude's trying up his game.
Speaker 1: Usually he smells like.
Speaker 2: What a warm bat. You're stinking. Now you put cologne on.
Speaker 2: You're trying to impress a lady or a man or
Speaker 2: a man.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, monoxidel, but we're not going to
Speaker 3: do that, because he saved those people.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 3: And so I don't think that this is within the
Speaker 3: pages of how to Close ass for Less Money, because
Speaker 3: how to close Ask for Less Money is not about love.
Speaker 1: It's about closing ass.
Speaker 2: Right. This is about love though, right, This is this
Speaker 2: is trying to uh, I don't know. You want to
Speaker 2: get the pheromones going, and the colone is a wonderful
Speaker 2: way to do it.
Speaker 3: But as the author of the forthcoming, How to Close
Speaker 3: Ask for Less Money?
Speaker 1: Why are you laughing? I just love that title.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's Cracking the Code actually closing more ass for
Speaker 2: Less Money by Patrick J. Hickey, My coming eight. I've
Speaker 2: had some problems with editors lately because we went through
Speaker 2: that whole woke thing.
Speaker 1: Right right right.
Speaker 2: My publisher said it wasn't the right time for a decade,
Speaker 2: but now it's opening up.
Speaker 3: Okay, your publisher voted for Trump so that they could
Speaker 3: get this book out eventually. Yeah, all right. So as
Speaker 3: the author of Cracking the Code, how to Close, Ask
Speaker 3: for Lesson?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there is.
Speaker 3: How do you feel about Nathan's overwhelming Full Court Press.
Speaker 2: It's not overwhelming. He's putting just the right touch in there.
Speaker 2: By the way, I don't know where he put the
Speaker 2: place to the colone, but I suggestion for all the
Speaker 2: guys out there.
Speaker 1: What you're getting hung up on the colone.
Speaker 3: I'm talking about him sitting down with her and saying
Speaker 3: I love you, I love you.
Speaker 2: Yet, Yes, he did he did that right here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he said I think I love you.
Speaker 2: I think they put that in the trailer that they're
Speaker 2: going to do.
Speaker 1: No, he said it here to her, which Caylen watched
Speaker 1: the episode. Calen never watches.
Speaker 2: I think, okay, fine, oh we didn't get his pots.
Speaker 1: What do you think fifty pots? Okay? Wow, coward spots.
Speaker 2: Okay, then that was a little too much, m I
Speaker 2: would say, seeing as they hadn't seen each other in
Speaker 2: the way that she kind of explained that he got scared,
Speaker 2: or what I think is possibly when you're on a
Speaker 2: television show and people are in your DMS, scared, long distance,
Speaker 2: a bender, and also being a little fuck boy for.
Speaker 1: A little while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but anyway, Uh, I kind of feel these
Speaker 2: two can make it. I think he is a good
Speaker 2: guy given.
Speaker 3: What Well, they have a baby, so well, yeah, you
Speaker 3: like that means something that's true. We get a little
Speaker 3: c rat relationship breakdown. So yeah, there were six weeks
Speaker 3: that they were together, then he ghosted her for five
Speaker 3: days to the point where she.
Speaker 1: Didn't even know if he was alive.
Speaker 3: So let's get to Kizzie, who isn't feeling great about
Speaker 3: the whole V and Joe thing, and she says the
Speaker 3: only way she can get through it is by pretending
Speaker 3: that V doesn't exist. Bold strategy, Cotton, I mean, you
Speaker 3: have to be some kind of witch in order to
Speaker 3: pull that off. That's like cerebral magical powers. I don't
Speaker 3: think the Kizzie possesses those.
Speaker 1: She can't. She can't do that.
Speaker 3: She's she's eating crisps next to her all the time
Speaker 3: in the galley or whatever.
Speaker 2: I also don't think she really gives a shit.
Speaker 1: No, no, my god.
Speaker 2: So meanwhile, meanwhile, one of the charter guests notes that
Speaker 2: one of the bathroom smells really bad in the film biz. Uh,
Speaker 2: we call that a little.
Speaker 3: Foreshadowing, right right, exactly? Well, also, Daniel asks, uh, Joauquin?
Speaker 1: Should we should we not? I mean the breakdown?
Speaker 3: Well, Daniel asks Joaquin if he still has com dripping
Speaker 3: out of his ass from last night?
Speaker 1: Hire words not mine?
Speaker 2: Let me ask you this.
Speaker 3: A did you did you write in your publication that
Speaker 3: white people need to be paying for reparations?
Speaker 1: Your words not mine?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you're asking you that a fucking article I wrote, you, lunatic.
Speaker 3: Do you have an aura frame by any chance? I
Speaker 3: don't understand that that's part, But yes I do, and
Speaker 3: I love it. Okay, So we get ready for the
Speaker 3: dinner party, Cale and Joe have a little chat about
Speaker 3: v I can cover.
Speaker 2: This, Yeah, she said, what's going on with v He
Speaker 2: says an eye quote, I don't know, it's like a
Speaker 2: little boat man's. He also had a quote earlier in
Speaker 2: the week which was let me quote him. He told
Speaker 2: her I'm in it all the way and I want
Speaker 2: you to come back to my hometown to meet my mother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: So Joe saying to Gail that it's good but vs
Speaker 3: giving him relationship vibes, is.
Speaker 2: He's not ready for a serious relationship now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm trying to think it'd be like, uh, I
Speaker 3: don't know, Joseph McCarthy trying to throw somebody in jail
Speaker 3: for being gay?
Speaker 1: Is that too inside?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't it's it's absolutely hypocritical.
Speaker 2: Oh your words, not mine.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's wild stuff.
Speaker 3: Joe is a real Joe was last season pos he
Speaker 3: was messing around with sea rats.
Speaker 1: It's never a good thing.
Speaker 3: It's you know, I don't know if what with time's
Speaker 3: out in the me too. Maybe we're just lame and uncool.
Speaker 2: But like you go out and have fun with girls,
Speaker 2: you just but you don't play with their hearts.
Speaker 3: You don't play with their hearts, and you don't like
Speaker 3: actively not care about them this whole like Playboy, I
Speaker 3: don't give a fuck, I'm gonna do me thing.
Speaker 1: It's like it.
Speaker 3: We're not in the Dirk Diggler era anymore. It's just
Speaker 3: not a good look for anybody. And so he did
Speaker 3: that with Brie and the Balkan Biscuit last season.
Speaker 2: Later, we found out during our Sea Rat con right
Speaker 2: that that relationship well let's yeah.
Speaker 1: Let's tease it.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll drop that eventually, but the Balkan Biscuit had
Speaker 3: a lot of insight on on But now he's doing
Speaker 3: it to a girl who told him she wanted to
Speaker 3: pump the brakes, whose boyfriend just and he's pressing the
Speaker 3: issue then reframing it as her giving him relationship vibes
Speaker 3: while he hooks up with other people on the boat.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's real, real gross stuff. Hitler was worse,
Speaker 3: I think. So, yeah, I think Hitler was worse. Just
Speaker 3: want to get that out there.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's your opinion.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna wear that, so Joe Nope.
Speaker 3: Josh loves the seventies and recorded an album and a
Speaker 3: music video for the single Falling Apart. His band or
Speaker 3: artist's name Pink Elderflower Moon Now that is.
Speaker 1: That is never gonna work. That is mouthful. It's too
Speaker 1: many words, it's too many syllables, you know, Prince.
Speaker 3: Rush up, beetles, pink elderflower, moon is just that's too much.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm gonna make you feel good about that, right.
Speaker 2: Only him and his thumb that pressed the record button
Speaker 2: hurt it.
Speaker 1: And we love Josh. Josh is a fun guy. He's
Speaker 1: a nice girl.
Speaker 3: Not too much, he's a little bit too much. The
Speaker 3: clown makeup is a little bit too much. We don't
Speaker 3: like the clown makeup. The food's great, the disposition is great.
Speaker 2: Too much clown makeup is terrified.
Speaker 1: The clown makeup is terrifying. You know, something something like
Speaker 1: Edward Sharp and the Magnetic Zeros. You know, it's got
Speaker 1: a rhythm to thing, you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So everyone gets in their eighties gear in the house,
Speaker 3: rats play Scooby Doo, Hallway and Daniel and company say,
Speaker 3: no one come in our room. Don't anyone come in
Speaker 3: our room? How much cocaine is too much cocaine? Like
Speaker 3: if the bedside table is just entirely filled with it,
Speaker 3: is that too much?
Speaker 1: I don't know, But they don't want anybody in their room.
Speaker 1: So we start dinner, but before we get there, someone
Speaker 1: ship in the shower. And it's not that someone ship
Speaker 1: in the shower.
Speaker 3: That's that's gross and obviously if that happens, it's an accident.
Speaker 1: Hopefully you clean yourself up.
Speaker 3: You grab some toilet paper, you put it in the toilet,
Speaker 3: and you make.
Speaker 2: Your point is it's up to you to do the cleanup.
Speaker 3: You make absolutely certain that no human being ever knows
Speaker 3: that you did this.
Speaker 1: You go to the grave with that.
Speaker 3: What this person does is kick it, okay, all right,
Speaker 3: kick it over to the Great, smush it into the
Speaker 3: pipes and puts the Great over it, kind of the
Speaker 3: way like kind of like a Japanese dessert, the way
Speaker 3: that like a purple yam would be compressed out over
Speaker 3: an ice cream cone or something like that, or perhaps
Speaker 3: a playto mold that a child would play with.
Speaker 1: But this is actually human shit.
Speaker 3: It is so disgusting, and we always talk about how
Speaker 3: are people not more embarrassed?
Speaker 2: I that's the that's sixty four thousand dollars question. Here's
Speaker 2: the thing. Maybe this is just because it's a bone
Speaker 2: in their safety issues. One tactic that could have been
Speaker 2: employed was why not just throw some fucking draino on
Speaker 2: top of that motherfucker, you can clear eight years of
Speaker 2: pubes out of the drain I'm sure you.
Speaker 3: Can do it with human you know, it would take
Speaker 3: a while and there may be some kind of explosion
Speaker 3: I've never seen.
Speaker 2: Let them live with it, then, right, right right, let
Speaker 2: them have to come to you and say.
Speaker 3: I genuinely do not know how this was not run
Speaker 3: up the flagpole. I don't know how no one told
Speaker 3: Sandy about this, and to production, I would say, if
Speaker 3: someone shits and puts a grade over it and smushes
Speaker 3: it in the pipe of the shower, that's an excellent
Speaker 3: opportunity for collective shame. So let's turn the guests on
Speaker 3: each other. Let's have the guests sort out who did this,
Speaker 3: and let's film.
Speaker 2: I have a great idea. They have another thing on this,
Speaker 2: and I assume there's a holiday break, so they're going
Speaker 2: to see theirselves on TV. All right, If any of
Speaker 2: you are listening and you know who did this, you
Speaker 2: are a charter guest. We're gonna have you on to
Speaker 2: point out who is the perpetrator of the poop.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you'd like to come on, If you want
Speaker 3: to come on, and we'll have.
Speaker 1: Twenty six when no one cares.
Speaker 2: About this well I care.
Speaker 3: Well, okay, maybe we'll do a little social clip because
Speaker 3: we don't need to do We don't need to talk
Speaker 3: to a real estate agent for too long.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm I'm sorry, but I'm really great.
Speaker 2: We can also ask them where are the market's going?
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, It's just I don't mean to shoot on
Speaker 3: real estate agents. It's just real estate agents in Los
Speaker 3: Angeles in particular are really gross. So we've got an
Speaker 3: unbelievable dinner by the kid the clown tunotostatus.
Speaker 1: The mayo was.
Speaker 3: Garnished via the the.
Speaker 1: You know, the star, the star nipple on a QP bottle,
Speaker 1: I believe. I think My point is there was too
Speaker 1: much mayo on the tuna tostado.
Speaker 3: I hate mayo. This would have been inedible to you.
Speaker 3: There were three globs of mayonnaise right on top. Now
Speaker 3: I'm a big mayo fan, especially an egg based mayo
Speaker 3: like QP, so this would have been fine for me,
Speaker 3: but I think quite intense for a lot of people,
Speaker 3: including Patty, who wouldn't have eaten it.
Speaker 1: Next up, we've.
Speaker 3: Got a yellowtail in jalapeno We've also got a salmon
Speaker 3: and avocado roll, and then we go to the Miso.
Speaker 1: Kart a little too often.
Speaker 3: Here we've got a Miso eggplant and then we've got
Speaker 3: a Miso.
Speaker 1: Seabans. That's fine.
Speaker 3: Overall, I think it was a lovely male. I'm gonna
Speaker 3: give it one. Two is twelve twelve pots.
Speaker 2: Twelve pots. That's pretty low.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so we get back to the shit. Asia has
Speaker 3: to scoop it out of the pipes again.
Speaker 2: Cross contamination. I don't like that she's doing service. There's
Speaker 2: gloves here.
Speaker 1: No, and you know what else I don't like kiss
Speaker 1: He deserves to have to deal with this.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is the universe saying here's a bad person.
Speaker 3: Let's make this person do this, and Asha steps in
Speaker 3: to do it.
Speaker 1: That fair.
Speaker 2: I have to say this. It's not like you're dismantling
Speaker 2: like a thing of dynamite that's going to blow up
Speaker 2: a building.
Speaker 3: Oh are you talking about like a This is like
Speaker 3: a hurt locker kind of operator.
Speaker 2: I'm saying. I think Kizzy could have handled it, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Well, sometimes you know you need to call
Speaker 3: in in the big bucks. Jeremy Renner, Hey do you
Speaker 3: remember when he got a snowplow ran over his legs.
Speaker 3: This is the weirdest thing in the world. I'm not
Speaker 3: trying to get conspiratoriler or anything like that. Is he
Speaker 3: still walking? It's like the most unbelievable thing to me.
Speaker 2: Well, vehicles weigh a lot deal, they're like six thousand pounds,
Speaker 2: Like I imagine that thing must have been twelve thousand pounds.
Speaker 2: You know the kid that played Uh, yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: I'm saying. Who is the kid in Star Trek like
Speaker 2: the jj Abrams thing?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the Russian kid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was like trying to open his gate to
Speaker 2: his mansion and uh, his car smashed him.
Speaker 3: I know, so sad, so tragic, but I'm happy that
Speaker 3: Jeremy Piven's still a hawk Guy or something.
Speaker 1: Jeremy Piven, Jeremy Renner, Oh, Jeremy Renner. God, that would
Speaker 1: be so funny if Marvel just slipped PIVT in. What
Speaker 1: is his name? Hawk Guy? What is he? Who is he?
Speaker 1: What is Jeremy Renner in that?
Speaker 2: I think Hawky his character's dead?
Speaker 1: Oh is he really?
Speaker 2: I think they killed them all. I hate those movies,
Speaker 2: by the way, I do misliving with Pivan, a podcast
Speaker 2: that the Little Patty's in PMC Destroyer. Yeah, I remembered.
Speaker 2: It only lasted sixteen episodes, and we just haunted him.
Speaker 1: Oh really, you took it down. He said, leave Pivot alone.
Speaker 2: Because it's a stupid podcast. And I know his heart
Speaker 2: wasn't into it. He was just doing it till he
Speaker 2: was waiting to get another TV show, okay, and he said, wait,
Speaker 2: you just wait for season two. And we said, you're
Speaker 2: not going to do a season two. It's been three years.
Speaker 1: And when you say, well, you mean you and the
Speaker 1: Little Patty? Yah?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, we left to like twenty two reviews for her. Okay, great,
Speaker 2: more than his actual listeners.
Speaker 3: All right, it's amazing the time you waste. All right,
Speaker 3: So Asha's on a hunt again. I think it's probably
Speaker 3: the guy who got pulverized last night, but who knows.
Speaker 1: Let's get to Nathan and Kale.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I have to say Nathan is being in
Speaker 3: uh appropriate?
Speaker 2: Yes, can I join you? She said, come on.
Speaker 3: In, you're the bosin. She's a lead deckhand. You didn't
Speaker 3: text her for five she thought you were dead. Now
Speaker 3: she's back. You've said I love you, You've dismissed two sea reds,
Speaker 3: so you could spend more time with her, and you're
Speaker 3: getting in her bed at night.
Speaker 1: She's clearly uncomfortable. This is a lot.
Speaker 3: Maybe she's not uncomfortable. They love each other, they have
Speaker 3: a baby together.
Speaker 2: It all worked out.
Speaker 1: But it all worked out.
Speaker 3: So next day we check in on V because you know,
Speaker 3: her boyfriend died eight months ago today. You remember a
Speaker 3: couple episodes when you said it is there eight month
Speaker 3: anniversary of her boyfriend's dad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was wrong. I was wrong. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: it's great. I love how I think he texts V
Speaker 2: the morning He's like, we all miss you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was great.
Speaker 2: It was like a text she might have gotten from
Speaker 2: like the dentist office that she goes to.
Speaker 3: Sure, sure, we all miss you, or like if she
Speaker 3: was at like cheer camp and broke her leg.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, it was a real heartfelt Yep, totally.
Speaker 3: So we have some coffee and we learned that Gail
Speaker 3: is badass and can run a vessel. And we're going
Speaker 3: into a beach picnic for a lighthouse. Now Nathan has
Speaker 3: some people to send to the lighthouse, and those people
Speaker 3: are Frenchy and the hell.
Speaker 2: That's right, Get him off the boat.
Speaker 1: Now. Maximilian is disgusted.
Speaker 3: Okay, he's fighting Nazis again, and naturally, when you fight Nazis,
Speaker 3: you completely lose respect for them, and he is completely
Speaker 3: lost respect for Nathan.
Speaker 2: One little Battie. In the comment section on Patreon, I said,
Speaker 2: I lived in France and I used to hate that.
Speaker 2: We'd have to celebrate how we surrendered twice?
Speaker 1: There you they celebrate that? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Is that Postille Day or whatever it is? What is that? Okay?
Speaker 1: Can you look up Pastille Day? What the hell is that?
Speaker 1: Is that? It? Even it? Pistille Day? Is that what
Speaker 1: it's called? I don't know what the French do, but
Speaker 1: one thing I do know about the French.
Speaker 3: A certain sum podcaster thinks the first lady has a cock.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's all over the place. It's crazy, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: I do want to say this. Kathy crying. Obviously it's
Speaker 2: someone that was very meaningful with her stepfather. Yeah it was,
Speaker 2: they said that, but obviously not close enough for her
Speaker 2: to leave her stay no because and also not hurtful
Speaker 2: enough that she will be making out with Joe the
Speaker 2: Hoe in two episodes.
Speaker 1: So oh well, clearly.
Speaker 3: You know, when somebody dies, you got to get under
Speaker 3: somebody else, you know, to get what they say.
Speaker 1: Yes, and but still day it's in reference to the
Speaker 1: French Revolution. Okay, great, that's what I figured. Join us
Speaker 1: next year.
Speaker 3: We love you guys so much for listening to the podcast.
Speaker 3: Can't believe we get to do this. It's so fun
Speaker 3: and it's because of you, guys, So we hope you
Speaker 3: have a lovely.
Speaker 1: End of your year. Happy New Year. We'll see you
Speaker 1: in twenty twenty six.
Speaker 2: Also enjoy season one and below Deck and hopefully you're
Speaker 2: not too offended, and also will be beginning with traits.
Speaker 1: Six.
Speaker 3: We love you, I'm dyling, say goodbye, Pat and saying
Speaker 3: goodbye guys