WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.080 --> 00:00:02.120 We get back to the ship, Asha has to scoop 2 00:00:02.160 --> 00:00:03.919 it out of the pipes. 3 00:00:04.799 --> 00:00:08.759 Again, cross contamination. I don't like that she's doing service. 4 00:00:08.800 --> 00:00:10.160 There's gloves here. 5 00:00:10.279 --> 00:00:12.800 No, and you know what else I don't like. Kizzie 6 00:00:12.880 --> 00:00:14.919 deserves to have to deal with this. 7 00:00:15.119 --> 00:00:18.359 Yes, this is the universe saying here's a bad person. 8 00:00:18.719 --> 00:00:22.640 Let's make this person do this, and Asha steps in 9 00:00:22.679 --> 00:00:23.039 to do it. 10 00:00:23.120 --> 00:00:23.519 That's fair. 11 00:00:23.679 --> 00:00:26.600 I have to say this. It's not like you're dismantling 12 00:00:26.760 --> 00:00:29.160 like a thing of dynamite that's going to blow up 13 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:29.640 a building. 14 00:00:29.960 --> 00:00:31.440 Are you talking about like a This is like a 15 00:00:31.519 --> 00:00:32.960 hurt blocker kind of operatical. 16 00:00:33.039 --> 00:00:35.119 I'm saying I think Kizzie could have handled it, you 17 00:00:35.159 --> 00:00:35.600 know what I mean? 18 00:00:53.039 --> 00:00:55.320 Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand spanking new episode 19 00:00:55.320 --> 00:00:58.039 of Below Deck. It's Below Deck pot It's bad TV, 20 00:00:58.719 --> 00:01:00.960 and it's our last episode of the year, and I'm dealing. 21 00:01:01.079 --> 00:01:02.520 That's pat Hey, great to be here. 22 00:01:02.520 --> 00:01:03.359 Pay to come board. 23 00:01:04.079 --> 00:01:07.200 Kay's over there on the ones and twos. You know, 24 00:01:07.280 --> 00:01:09.560 I asked Kaylin, uh, what do you want? What he 25 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:12.879 wanted for Christmas? You know what he said? No, White Claw, 26 00:01:14.280 --> 00:01:20.400 We've got a lot lizard producing this podcast. But you, 27 00:01:20.519 --> 00:01:25.480 my friend, wanted something entirely different, and that's why we 28 00:01:25.519 --> 00:01:26.920 should open up Patty's. 29 00:01:26.519 --> 00:01:27.120 Gift right now. 30 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:28.000 Oh, we're gonna see this. 31 00:01:28.200 --> 00:01:29.400 It's incredibly important to you. 32 00:01:29.400 --> 00:01:31.000 Don't think we should do this with Ruby's. 33 00:01:30.719 --> 00:01:33.079 Here, No, Ruby has nothing to do with my gift. Well, 34 00:01:33.079 --> 00:01:35.840 you have three sequential backs. Nope, go from the go 35 00:01:35.879 --> 00:01:39.079 from the first Nope, go from the first one and 36 00:01:39.120 --> 00:01:39.680 then work. 37 00:01:39.519 --> 00:01:40.040 Your way back. 38 00:01:40.319 --> 00:01:41.159 You sure we should do this? 39 00:01:41.400 --> 00:01:43.400 Yeah, this is the last episode of the year. It's 40 00:01:43.480 --> 00:01:44.400 right before Christmas. 41 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:45.959 Oh my god, I know. 42 00:01:45.879 --> 00:01:46.359 What this is. 43 00:01:47.519 --> 00:01:50.480 Oh Jesus Christ. Okay, these are buzzballs. 44 00:01:51.400 --> 00:01:55.319 Not only buzzballs, these are actually very exciting new flavors. God, 45 00:01:55.560 --> 00:01:58.599 there's an ELF branded maple syrup one, which is disgusting. 46 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:00.159 But they're all disgusting, by the way. 47 00:02:00.159 --> 00:02:02.319 I think this is the one that that nice Armenian 48 00:02:03.640 --> 00:02:07.920 purveyor of the liquor store that guardivig Yeah, oh my god, 49 00:02:08.520 --> 00:02:12.520 Expresso Martini, Yeah, yeah about that goad be great man. 50 00:02:13.000 --> 00:02:16.039 It's just there's two. There's more bags. Okay, so you 51 00:02:16.120 --> 00:02:16.800 got go to. 52 00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:17.240 The next one. 53 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:17.879 Go to the next. 54 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:19.800 Now it is worth mentioning. And I don't know how 55 00:02:19.840 --> 00:02:23.960 the Barnacles feel about this. I have not been drinking lately. 56 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:26.919 But you said you're gonna have a buzzball whenever you want. 57 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:30.479 Yeah, that's right. I'm not thwarting off alcohol. I am 58 00:02:30.759 --> 00:02:32.199 a true alcoholic. 59 00:02:31.840 --> 00:02:34.719 Right exactly. I mean, what were we even talking about? Okay, 60 00:02:34.800 --> 00:02:36.719 next gift, next bat Okay. 61 00:02:37.400 --> 00:02:41.560 Oh this is exciting. Are you kidding me? Dylan? I'm 62 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:42.520 trying not to drink. 63 00:02:42.639 --> 00:02:44.280 No, I know you're not. I know, I know. 64 00:02:44.360 --> 00:02:51.479 But behold the berry Cherry limeade buzzball thirty two ounce er. Yeah, 65 00:02:51.520 --> 00:02:52.919 I am in love right now. 66 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:53.800 That's a biggie. 67 00:02:54.080 --> 00:02:56.039 Oh my god. You gotta watch this on YouTube to 68 00:02:56.120 --> 00:02:58.879 just see that this thing actually exists. It's so beautiful, Dylan, 69 00:03:00.120 --> 00:03:02.599 wonderful friend. And you're also the devil on my shoulder. 70 00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:03.479 Thank you so much. 71 00:03:03.719 --> 00:03:05.240 My wife is gonna be so pisty's. 72 00:03:05.520 --> 00:03:06.759 We can just do studio. 73 00:03:06.919 --> 00:03:07.840 I have to drink it tonight. 74 00:03:08.000 --> 00:03:08.520 You do not. 75 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:10.400 You do not need to drink it. To drink you 76 00:03:10.479 --> 00:03:14.080 drink that, you will die. Go to the next back. 77 00:03:14.120 --> 00:03:18.240 Okay, all right, By the way, it is Buzzball Friday. 78 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:20.560 It's Buzzball bread together. Yeah. 79 00:03:20.639 --> 00:03:24.360 If you're if you're in the if you're on this Tuesday, 80 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:27.000 having a good buzzball Friday, then drink a buzz by. 81 00:03:26.919 --> 00:03:31.360 The way, is maybe it's because I'm not drinking. It's 82 00:03:31.400 --> 00:03:32.400 like a side effect or something. 83 00:03:32.719 --> 00:03:32.879 Huh. 84 00:03:33.639 --> 00:03:35.520 How easy is it to buy for alcoholics? Am I 85 00:03:35.599 --> 00:03:36.000 right for it? 86 00:03:36.319 --> 00:03:38.199 Oh my god? What a gift. 87 00:03:39.240 --> 00:03:45.280 God, it's buzzball, Biggie strawberry rita, Dylan, I'm off the wagon. 88 00:03:45.560 --> 00:03:47.639 I'm sorry, I'm drinking this tonight. 89 00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:49.639 Look at how fastive that buzzball. 90 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:52.080 You mind putting this in the fridge. I'm really gonna. 91 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:54.360 There's no room in the fridge for that. 92 00:03:54.560 --> 00:03:56.919 I don't think that's how big the buzzball is. It 93 00:03:57.000 --> 00:03:57.639 won't be fit. 94 00:03:57.719 --> 00:04:00.159 And shot the camera real quick, the buzzball, Biggie, the 95 00:04:00.159 --> 00:04:01.039 holiday buzz body. 96 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:02.719 And you spent a lot of money. 97 00:04:02.960 --> 00:04:04.879 No, I did not spend a lot of money on this. 98 00:04:05.599 --> 00:04:09.039 Remember this is like grain alcohol and artificial coloring. 99 00:04:09.120 --> 00:04:11.000 I want to say this to the audience, and I 100 00:04:11.080 --> 00:04:15.039 mean this. If I don't show up for work in January, yeah, 101 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:15.719 blame Dylan. 102 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:19.600 Uh huh. And we'll we'll soldier on, but it will 103 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:20.600 be a sad departure. 104 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:21.480 Thank you, my friend. 105 00:04:21.480 --> 00:04:26.920 This is very of course, Merry Christmas. Christmas. 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We have shit in the shower? 123 00:05:10.319 --> 00:05:13.240 Is really that's the lead that we've buried? 124 00:05:13.639 --> 00:05:17.199 Yeah? The episode title, by the way, what was it? 125 00:05:17.199 --> 00:05:19.439 It was called the Pooh Portrayer. 126 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:22.920 Okay, the per portray This is why I'm not really 127 00:05:23.000 --> 00:05:25.560 a big fan of puns. They always make me feel 128 00:05:25.639 --> 00:05:27.920 like I need to run away from something. 129 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:32.800 Especially production below Deck. While they are bad at creating 130 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:35.879 episode titles, they are good at creating drama. By having 131 00:05:35.879 --> 00:05:36.360 Gail back. 132 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:39.720 Well done, uh huh, good job. And let's just get 133 00:05:39.720 --> 00:05:41.319 into our pots right now. I'll take the lead if 134 00:05:41.360 --> 00:05:41.839 you don't mind. 135 00:05:41.879 --> 00:05:44.000 Well, before we get in the pots, I do want 136 00:05:44.000 --> 00:05:46.160 to mention this week it was brought to our attention 137 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:51.120 the horrible, devastating shooting in Australia. On a serious note, and. 138 00:05:51.079 --> 00:05:52.199 What are we doing right now? 139 00:05:52.360 --> 00:05:56.120 Well, Nate was involved. No, you hadn't heard the story. 140 00:05:56.160 --> 00:05:57.480 He was at the celebration. 141 00:05:57.680 --> 00:05:59.519 He was, he was I don't know what this is, 142 00:05:59.560 --> 00:06:02.199 but it's called shark tagging him and some boys were 143 00:06:02.199 --> 00:06:05.079 out off the shore doing that they heard the shooting. 144 00:06:05.560 --> 00:06:08.319 They just rather than just go off shore, they headed 145 00:06:08.360 --> 00:06:11.360 towards danger and they helped some people that were running 146 00:06:11.360 --> 00:06:13.879 away from the firing, and they loaded him on the 147 00:06:13.879 --> 00:06:15.560 boat and they got them off safely. 148 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:20.959 That's how I but that's Joe done that. He would 149 00:06:20.959 --> 00:06:23.120 have tried to have sex with anybody that hadn't been shot. 150 00:06:23.279 --> 00:06:26.959 No, yeah, exactly. Yeah, and then after you got sex, 151 00:06:26.959 --> 00:06:27.639 he'd say, you know. 152 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:29.879 You're moving a little quick for me. 153 00:06:30.519 --> 00:06:33.920 Yeah, this is so I gotta tell you, Nate. Some 154 00:06:34.000 --> 00:06:36.959 of us run towards danger, others run away from it. 155 00:06:37.480 --> 00:06:39.560 Much respect to you, and for that, I'm not going 156 00:06:39.639 --> 00:06:41.480 to make fun of you losing your hair anymore because 157 00:06:41.480 --> 00:06:42.120 I owe that to you. 158 00:06:42.240 --> 00:06:43.439 That's that's a good thing. 159 00:06:43.519 --> 00:06:45.519 Yes, you deserve better than that. By the way, your 160 00:06:45.600 --> 00:06:47.800 hair isn't as brave as you because it keeps running 161 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:49.560 away from your head. Last one got it. 162 00:06:50.319 --> 00:06:55.399 You know, I run towards danger unless it's guns. I 163 00:06:55.439 --> 00:06:59.519 don't run towards guns. That's actually fucking crazy that they 164 00:06:59.560 --> 00:06:59.839 did that. 165 00:07:00.120 --> 00:07:02.040 Well, let me tell you something. You're half Irish, I'm 166 00:07:02.199 --> 00:07:04.920 basically full Irish. Yeah, we have a death wish. There's 167 00:07:04.959 --> 00:07:08.240 something about us where we just want to die, so 168 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:10.560 we do. We will run towards the fire. 169 00:07:10.680 --> 00:07:14.279 Maybe yeah, maybe, but you know we have beautiful children 170 00:07:14.399 --> 00:07:15.120 to take care of. 171 00:07:15.680 --> 00:07:18.160 Nate doesn't he's oh he does, he has a sea 172 00:07:18.199 --> 00:07:20.439 rep baby. He didn't then though, Oh he didn't. 173 00:07:20.920 --> 00:07:21.199 What? 174 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:23.279 Oh no? 175 00:07:23.399 --> 00:07:27.199 What about Yeah, we don't care. We have a death wish. 176 00:07:27.240 --> 00:07:27.800 We want to die. 177 00:07:27.959 --> 00:07:29.920 Potatoes tried to kill us, and they did. 178 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:34.160 They succeeded. I mean, think about that. Potatoes killed tons 179 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:34.959 of Irish. 180 00:07:34.759 --> 00:07:37.800 Well a lack of them. It was called the famine. 181 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:38.480 Well it was. 182 00:07:38.439 --> 00:07:41.000 More like the potatoes were like you know what no, 183 00:07:41.839 --> 00:07:43.199 so I still blame the potato. 184 00:07:43.240 --> 00:07:49.040 Anyways, let's go fuck that was so but that didn't 185 00:07:49.040 --> 00:07:52.160 make any sense. What was I talking about? And said 186 00:07:52.240 --> 00:07:53.959 at all? You weren't going to do it? Like, what 187 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:57.519 the fuck was that? Let's get into the episode, but 188 00:07:57.720 --> 00:07:58.720 not get into the episode. 189 00:07:58.720 --> 00:08:01.480 We have to get into our pots. I found this 190 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:09.199 episode to be quasi mid, but also quasi good and 191 00:08:09.279 --> 00:08:10.199 maybe even great. 192 00:08:10.759 --> 00:08:12.879 I give it ninety pots. 193 00:08:13.319 --> 00:08:15.800 The fact that we are listen, I don't I don't 194 00:08:15.800 --> 00:08:18.160 want to be I don't want to be crass here, 195 00:08:19.319 --> 00:08:22.160 and also miss me with. 196 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:24.040 The the homophobia thing. 197 00:08:24.079 --> 00:08:27.399 Okay, let's just be practical about this. The guy who 198 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:30.279 his friends were joking about had come coming out of 199 00:08:30.279 --> 00:08:33.960 his ass the night before was probably the one. We 200 00:08:34.000 --> 00:08:37.200 can't be certain, but he's probably the one that let 201 00:08:37.559 --> 00:08:39.919 shit slide out of his ass and put it in 202 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:40.879 the pipes. 203 00:08:40.960 --> 00:08:42.759 Okay, you're getting out in front of this. 204 00:08:42.919 --> 00:08:46.039 It's not even anything other than just the clues we 205 00:08:46.200 --> 00:08:50.039 have available. Okay. He also said. 206 00:08:49.799 --> 00:08:51.720 I can do whatever I want. I'm like Madonna, So 207 00:08:51.759 --> 00:08:57.000 I think it was Joaquin. Also, that thing with Kathy 208 00:08:57.039 --> 00:08:59.320 at the end was I mean. 209 00:08:59.559 --> 00:09:01.759 Yeah, it was rolling credits. Normally, I walk away from 210 00:09:01.759 --> 00:09:03.000 the television. 211 00:09:02.639 --> 00:09:04.759 Right, that was heartbreaking stuff. 212 00:09:04.919 --> 00:09:06.519 Yeah, are you done your thoughts? 213 00:09:06.639 --> 00:09:06.879 Ninety? 214 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:10.759 Okay, I'm glad you touched on it because the poop 215 00:09:10.840 --> 00:09:12.840 gate took up so much of the show and I 216 00:09:12.919 --> 00:09:15.919 find that distasteful and disgusting. A lot of people are 217 00:09:15.919 --> 00:09:18.080 eating while they're watching this program. 218 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:21.360 And if you're going to do it on the deck. 219 00:09:21.399 --> 00:09:24.960 That's right, or just keep it. It was also cross contamination. 220 00:09:25.159 --> 00:09:27.480 That bathroom is in that far from the kitchen, saying 221 00:09:27.519 --> 00:09:30.679 people that are serving bio and by the way, the 222 00:09:30.679 --> 00:09:33.279 bio hazard had these people gotten sick for some reason, 223 00:09:33.320 --> 00:09:36.200 It's really on them hanging out with some disgusting human 224 00:09:36.240 --> 00:09:38.399 being that would do such a thing right out of 225 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:40.440 the gate. Because we shouldn't spend too much time on this. 226 00:09:40.720 --> 00:09:44.759 I actually know how this happened. At some point. Ben Higgins, 227 00:09:44.759 --> 00:09:48.840 a former cast member from The Bachelor, said he never 228 00:09:49.759 --> 00:09:52.559 actually went to the bathroom or wiped. He would go 229 00:09:52.600 --> 00:09:54.879 to the bathroom in the toilet, flush it, and he 230 00:09:54.879 --> 00:09:59.360 would finish off in the shower, which is absolutely disgusting, 231 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:02.080 and I believe that is what took place here. 232 00:10:02.440 --> 00:10:08.360 I think that if people are are operating at a really, 233 00:10:08.399 --> 00:10:13.320 really efficient and healthy clip. Then it's okay, but so 234 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:17.200 few of us are given the the suicidal diets that 235 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:20.120 we're all considered correct. You can't eat flaming hot cheetos 236 00:10:20.120 --> 00:10:22.679 and then not do a We'll do a no white 237 00:10:22.720 --> 00:10:24.360 classic and get in the shower after that. 238 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:28.120 Like that's not okay, right, last note, Yeah, Asha in 239 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:32.799 her investigation, horrible profiler, immediately eliminate all the women on 240 00:10:32.840 --> 00:10:36.159 the boat. This is the of a male. Women don't 241 00:10:36.200 --> 00:10:38.279 do this. It's like a serial killer. There's like four 242 00:10:39.039 --> 00:10:40.279 women's serial killers. 243 00:10:40.840 --> 00:10:42.759 Eileen Warner's knock. 244 00:10:42.519 --> 00:10:44.879 Them off the block. This is a gay man that 245 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:46.399 did this. It's disgusting. 246 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:49.559 Well yeah, yeah, no, no no. 247 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:52.600 When we zero in on who did this, we need 248 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:54.639 to make an example out of them. We should tar 249 00:10:54.879 --> 00:10:57.279 and rabbit poop them, throw tar on them, and then 250 00:10:57.519 --> 00:10:57.840 you know. 251 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:00.440 Let's do rabbit poop and feather because we talk about 252 00:11:00.480 --> 00:11:02.960 tar and feathering as if it wasn't a just a 253 00:11:03.039 --> 00:11:04.639 catastrophically evil thing. 254 00:11:04.519 --> 00:11:08.240 To do to somebody. I mean, imagine your skin. 255 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:11.120 I don't know if they have fourth degree burns, but 256 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:13.559 you essentially die before the feathers hit due. So let's 257 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:16.279 do rabbit poop and feathers. Sorry, I just I think 258 00:11:16.279 --> 00:11:19.080 it's important to mention that that we shouldn't be so 259 00:11:19.159 --> 00:11:21.200 willing nilly with that word, you know, I mean it's 260 00:11:21.399 --> 00:11:25.639 really really I mean, it's it sounds really painful. 261 00:11:25.879 --> 00:11:28.720 Yeah, Okay. This episode had some heart too, with Nate 262 00:11:28.799 --> 00:11:32.039 really realizing that the clock was ticking regarding Gail leaving 263 00:11:32.080 --> 00:11:35.559 the shore and I love there are some upsides to 264 00:11:35.679 --> 00:11:38.399 upper management, which is you can tell your two underlings 265 00:11:38.440 --> 00:11:40.840 to get the fuck off the boat side, really spend 266 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:43.120 some time with a girl that you're trying to, you know, 267 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:44.799 make nice. 268 00:11:44.519 --> 00:11:48.000 With well and and uh oh yeah and Potts fourteen? 269 00:11:48.399 --> 00:11:50.919 Can I can I get two things off my chest? 270 00:11:51.000 --> 00:11:51.240 Sure? 271 00:11:51.279 --> 00:11:51.399 One. 272 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:55.919 We talked in The Housewives how obscenely wealthy people. You're 273 00:11:56.000 --> 00:11:58.600 almost always like, I don't want you to have all 274 00:11:58.600 --> 00:12:02.279 that money, you know, right, people that are listening to 275 00:12:02.360 --> 00:12:05.159 loud music with their windows down. It's never good music. 276 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:08.559 It just never is good music. I was driving over 277 00:12:08.559 --> 00:12:11.080 here today and this man was listening to some white guy, 278 00:12:11.919 --> 00:12:13.639 you know, M, and M's white and it's fine. He 279 00:12:13.679 --> 00:12:16.080 wraps and it's good, but he's still really angry about 280 00:12:16.080 --> 00:12:16.720 all that stuff. 281 00:12:16.759 --> 00:12:18.759 And then he's fifty two he's been a million a 282 00:12:18.840 --> 00:12:22.840 multi millionaire, dare I say a billionaire for most of 283 00:12:22.840 --> 00:12:23.279 his life? 284 00:12:23.399 --> 00:12:24.919 Was he pissed off of this guy? Today? 285 00:12:24.960 --> 00:12:27.240 Was listening to like an ash Or Roth kind of 286 00:12:27.240 --> 00:12:30.039 white guy rap, and it's like, okay, roll them up. 287 00:12:32.559 --> 00:12:34.200 Up next thing. I want to get off my chest. 288 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:36.080 I can't tell you how excited I am. 289 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:39.519 Tomorrow morning at a thirty I'm going to depart my 290 00:12:39.559 --> 00:12:43.240 home and I'm going to go to the cinema smacked 291 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:47.159 on edimals to see XD three, d Avadar Fire and ash. Okay, 292 00:12:48.000 --> 00:12:49.320 it's do you know how long. 293 00:12:49.120 --> 00:12:49.759 This movie is? 294 00:12:52.480 --> 00:12:53.200 Caylen? You want to? 295 00:12:53.960 --> 00:12:54.799 Can you take a guess? 296 00:12:55.639 --> 00:12:58.360 It's it's James Cameron. So it's gonna be three hours. 297 00:12:58.600 --> 00:12:59.960 It's three hours and seventeen minutes. 298 00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:02.320 That is insane? Why? 299 00:13:03.480 --> 00:13:03.720 Well? 300 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:07.159 Also, I'm gonna put the glasses on. I'm gonna put 301 00:13:07.200 --> 00:13:10.399 the glasses on. Would you put the glasses on for 302 00:13:10.440 --> 00:13:11.840 three hours and fifteen minutes? 303 00:13:12.639 --> 00:13:13.600 I'd be doing here? 304 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:17.440 I can't. I am so jazzed for this. 305 00:13:17.879 --> 00:13:20.200 After this podcast, I'm gonna look up the early reviews 306 00:13:20.279 --> 00:13:20.720 I have to. 307 00:13:21.159 --> 00:13:24.000 They're not great, They're not No, I don't think so, all. 308 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:26.200 Right, Kaylen's dad is going to interview him tomorrow. 309 00:13:26.440 --> 00:13:27.440 Yeah, oh tomorrow. 310 00:13:27.840 --> 00:13:30.399 Yeah, he was supposed to be doing it in this studio. 311 00:13:30.840 --> 00:13:32.919 I was gonna lay out the red carpet for Michigan. 312 00:13:33.039 --> 00:13:35.440 Cameron is not coming to North Hollywood for anything. 313 00:13:35.879 --> 00:13:39.080 He used to live here, you know what. He used 314 00:13:39.080 --> 00:13:39.720 to live here. 315 00:13:40.120 --> 00:13:42.279 Yeah, I mean a lot of people used to live here. 316 00:13:42.320 --> 00:13:45.159 But you know James Cameron. He I would imagine he 317 00:13:46.000 --> 00:13:50.320 goes from bell Air to maybe Santa Monica, back to 318 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:52.600 bell Air and then he just flies to Australia or 319 00:13:52.639 --> 00:13:56.799 whatever to film shit. Anyways, we have to talk below deck. Yeah, 320 00:13:56.879 --> 00:14:01.039 three hours and seventeen minutes of blue people running around? 321 00:14:01.200 --> 00:14:02.200 Can you imagine that? 322 00:14:02.320 --> 00:14:03.960 No, but you're going to see it, and it's gonna 323 00:14:03.960 --> 00:14:05.639 make sixty five billion dollars. 324 00:14:06.200 --> 00:14:08.759 Three hours of seventeen minutes blue people running around. 325 00:14:08.840 --> 00:14:09.759 Here's the crazy thing. 326 00:14:10.000 --> 00:14:13.679 He's got three more, I know, I know, I know. 327 00:14:14.000 --> 00:14:16.240 He'll be dead and they'll still be coming out. 328 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:16.799 Yeah. 329 00:14:16.840 --> 00:14:18.919 I don't know why I like Avatar so much. All right, 330 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:22.799 let's get into the show. We have quite an episode. 331 00:14:22.840 --> 00:14:24.639 Like I said, I gave it ninety pots. I mean 332 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:32.320 that's really really high. But come on, it's not loading. Oh, 333 00:14:32.320 --> 00:14:35.320 there we go. Gail arrives. She has some sort. 334 00:14:35.120 --> 00:14:37.440 Of guitar or something with her. Yeah, I'm a very 335 00:14:37.480 --> 00:14:39.080 odd backpack, long backpack. 336 00:14:39.360 --> 00:14:41.720 She's hot on the inside and the out. I am 337 00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:43.559 gonna dinger a full point for the guitar. 338 00:14:44.759 --> 00:14:49.159 Right, So we get a big hug. Nathan cannot let go, 339 00:14:49.519 --> 00:14:52.279 and this is where we we get a look back 340 00:14:52.360 --> 00:14:55.080 that things ended porally, but Gail wants to move on 341 00:14:55.320 --> 00:14:58.279 in a plutonic manner. And I would say that hug 342 00:14:58.320 --> 00:15:01.200 is a little long in the tooth for a platonic manners. 343 00:15:01.279 --> 00:15:04.080 That's funny the word plutonic. I had no idea that 344 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:08.639 plutonic meant have unprotected sex until you create a human being. 345 00:15:09.039 --> 00:15:10.279 That's why I failed English class. 346 00:15:10.320 --> 00:15:13.519 Still yep, but that you're that's why you're so stupid. 347 00:15:13.639 --> 00:15:17.559 And they have a platonic relationship. Me and my wife 348 00:15:17.559 --> 00:15:19.000 have a platonic relationship. 349 00:15:19.919 --> 00:15:20.840 That's why Lucy's here. 350 00:15:20.879 --> 00:15:21.759 That's why Lucy's here. 351 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:24.519 Maybe I maybe I do know how to speak English. Yeah, 352 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:27.000 I want to say this about Gail. I was shocked 353 00:15:27.600 --> 00:15:30.919 that when he this is later in the episode. I 354 00:15:30.919 --> 00:15:33.840 thought there was going to be a real problem when 355 00:15:34.559 --> 00:15:36.279 she came and he'd have to tell her that he 356 00:15:36.320 --> 00:15:39.440 made out with Jizy. I like a real Sophie's choice 357 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:42.039 if you if you do tell her, she's going to 358 00:15:42.080 --> 00:15:44.120 be pissed, or so I thought. If you don't tell 359 00:15:44.120 --> 00:15:45.960 her and she's hanging out with Kizzy at the bar, 360 00:15:46.799 --> 00:15:47.519 she's gonna be. 361 00:15:49.039 --> 00:15:52.600 Just blows a plume of cigarette smoke in her face. 362 00:15:52.679 --> 00:15:54.720 Right, right, it's a real Sophie's choice. Or dare I 363 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:57.120 say even worse than Sophie's choice? And I think someone 364 00:15:57.159 --> 00:15:58.320 died in that film. 365 00:15:58.039 --> 00:16:00.919 A child did That's right. 366 00:16:01.440 --> 00:16:04.120 Did you know that person that made Sophie's choice also 367 00:16:04.159 --> 00:16:06.559 made that movie about Brookshields being a fourteen year old 368 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:08.320 prostitute talk about range? 369 00:16:08.840 --> 00:16:12.039 Oh wow, yeah, No, The choice that Sophie was making 370 00:16:12.159 --> 00:16:16.519 was which child to kill, So it might not be 371 00:16:16.639 --> 00:16:18.159 as bad as Sophie's choice. 372 00:16:18.200 --> 00:16:19.559 The eighties were so weird. 373 00:16:20.080 --> 00:16:23.919 A couple of pieces of shits. Are not fan of 374 00:16:24.039 --> 00:16:24.919 Gail now. 375 00:16:25.399 --> 00:16:27.279 You know. We were wondering whether or not to. 376 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:30.360 Elevate Joe and Jizzy to pieces of shit, And I 377 00:16:30.399 --> 00:16:32.559 thought it was a little harsh last episode. Maybe we're 378 00:16:32.559 --> 00:16:37.080 getting soft if you two are hooking up with each 379 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:42.840 other while the is I mean what she's still she's 380 00:16:42.840 --> 00:16:44.519 in line at Jack in the Box and you guys 381 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:45.720 are making out with each other. 382 00:16:45.919 --> 00:16:49.639 Okay, so if you're doing that, you're a pos. 383 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:53.720 If you're doing that and you don't like Gail, I think, 384 00:16:54.240 --> 00:16:55.320 Jizzi says. 385 00:16:57.159 --> 00:17:01.240 When asked about Gail. Yeah, what you don't know her? 386 00:17:01.240 --> 00:17:02.519 What the fuck is wrong with Also? 387 00:17:02.679 --> 00:17:06.599 Like, what do you think she like? You think you 388 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:09.240 got a shot with Nate at this point, Like that's 389 00:17:09.240 --> 00:17:10.039 gonna hurt your chance. 390 00:17:10.119 --> 00:17:13.319 So she goes Ugh. Joe does not trust her. We'll 391 00:17:13.319 --> 00:17:14.240 get to that in a second. 392 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:16.200 But if you two are making out with each other 393 00:17:16.279 --> 00:17:19.039 while vas in line getting supreme tacos from Jack in 394 00:17:19.079 --> 00:17:21.599 the Box and it is gonna return soon, and you 395 00:17:21.640 --> 00:17:24.359 don't like the nicest person on. 396 00:17:24.279 --> 00:17:28.319 The boat, you guys are pieces of ship. I mean, 397 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:30.000 let's just call Spedish spade. 398 00:17:30.000 --> 00:17:32.759 Here's the funny part about Joe, the ho Gail does 399 00:17:32.799 --> 00:17:35.480 not like him, and he knows this because she sees 400 00:17:35.559 --> 00:17:37.960 right through you, and it bothers you. Did you ever 401 00:17:38.000 --> 00:17:40.759