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<v Speaker 1>Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, it's the world famous Ben and Skin Show coming

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<v Speaker 2>to you line from Rollertown Beer Works in Salina, Texas,

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<v Speaker 2>a brewer we're invested in. This is a big weekend

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<v Speaker 2>for Rollertown, the biggest weekend of the year. It's the

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<v Speaker 2>super Bowl for Rollertown because every year around this time

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<v Speaker 2>we release our Japanese rice Lagger House of war Lords,

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<v Speaker 2>and to do that, we celebrate Japanese culture.

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<v Speaker 3>And to do that, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Hooked up at the Dallas Sumo Club and we put

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<v Speaker 2>on a sumo tournament every weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>It's absolutely free. It is real sumo wrestlers.

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<v Speaker 2>So come join us, Come check it out in Selina tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna draft the teams. It'll be my team versus

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<v Speaker 2>your team, right yeah? Or are we East and West?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know anymore.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean you want to be East and

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<v Speaker 3>let me be West? Or what do you mean?

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<v Speaker 4>I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm definitely East.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I'm gonna draft my team, and my team's

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<v Speaker 2>gonna kick your team's ass, just like it does every year.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna try to draft my team in a way

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<v Speaker 2>that it purposely loses. You know, there's different weight classes,

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<v Speaker 2>there's men, there's women. The whole art of the draft

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<v Speaker 2>is something that you know I've mastered. And I'll give

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<v Speaker 2>you my eleven week sumo drafting course if you'd like

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<v Speaker 2>next year.

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<v Speaker 3>But this year I'm gonna put my throat on your neck.

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<v Speaker 3>What percentage of your fantasy leagues have you won?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's fair question. Let's not. We don't have time

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<v Speaker 3>because I need to read that book. We have a

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<v Speaker 3>time to do a deep dot.

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<v Speaker 2>I am the reigning baseball champion of the Nolan Ryane Cup.

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<v Speaker 3>Is right, I'll have you know how many of those

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<v Speaker 3>do you have you racked up?

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<v Speaker 2>If you we are in Solina or super Glad you're

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<v Speaker 2>here with us, Man, I just had some Mueller Wago.

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<v Speaker 2>It is so unbelievably tasty, so very very good. Uh

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<v Speaker 2>So they're serving up food here. The sumo wrestlers are

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<v Speaker 2>in the house. Are getting loose. Uh they're out there

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<v Speaker 2>practicing and stuff loose? Do they get really pretty loose?

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<v Speaker 2>The tent is set up, they're drinking beer. They got

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<v Speaker 2>the mawashe's on right, Yep, that what they're called. And

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<v Speaker 2>so they're they're ready for a big tournament. It's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be awesome, But right now it's time for this.

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<v Speaker 1>He's interrational, quick trigger, nuclear overreactor. He's a masterful storyteller

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<v Speaker 1>who consistently finds himself drowning in a sea of awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for no trundin in Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>So, I'm to the point now with my kids where

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<v Speaker 2>I don't like being a parent. Yeah, you know, I

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<v Speaker 2>never liked being a parent. I mean, we had one

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<v Speaker 2>really good one who made it easy. But now he's

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<v Speaker 2>at college and it's like, oh, yeah, these are the

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<v Speaker 2>other ones.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't you know that when you when you hit the mountaintop,

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<v Speaker 4>that's when you call it quits. All right, you guys

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<v Speaker 4>kept cranking out kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what happened is our middle son was not

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<v Speaker 2>like super affectionate and.

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<v Speaker 4>Huggy, uh huh, And so Dot said, this one's getting

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<v Speaker 4>too big to cuddle.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, and so we're like, let's have one more. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>We're so glad we did. And we got three awesome kids.

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<v Speaker 2>And my youngest is fourteen. I got two older boys

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<v Speaker 2>and a younger daughter. She's fourteen, and it's really cool

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<v Speaker 2>because she loves basketball, uh huh. The thing she's most

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<v Speaker 2>passionate about is the thing I'm most passionate about. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>we both are in love with the game of basketball,

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<v Speaker 2>but I can't talk to her about it. Why because

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<v Speaker 2>she wants to know a part of it. She knows

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<v Speaker 2>that you don't really talk hoop that good. She will

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<v Speaker 2>come watch me play in my basketball games, and she'll

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<v Speaker 2>come with me, she'll spend time with me in the

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<v Speaker 2>gym and stuff. But I can't talk to her about

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<v Speaker 2>anything why because it's one word answers, why is your

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<v Speaker 2>day good?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you yelling at her so much?

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<v Speaker 1>Not?

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<v Speaker 3>And I just can't talk to her about it. There's nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>And so anyways, it's a weird dynamic.

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<v Speaker 2>She you know, she's pretty much always in a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit of a bad mood yep around her parents and

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<v Speaker 2>really short answers and just like in and out of

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<v Speaker 2>the door, and we're just kind of in the way.

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<v Speaker 2>She feels like, you guys don't offer that much. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>she definitely feels like we don't offer that much. But

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<v Speaker 2>I am not concerned by this. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 2>be threatened by this because I don't care about being

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<v Speaker 2>my kids friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh. I don't I want a mission to be

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<v Speaker 3>their best friend.

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<v Speaker 2>Because I want to be the adult. I want to have,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, some discipline. I want to have some actual supervision.

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<v Speaker 2>And so there are parents in the mix here around

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<v Speaker 2>in these social circles who say yes to every damn thing, right,

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<v Speaker 2>like we're going to deep out them Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, what why?

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<v Speaker 4>It depends on what the show is. Are they going

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<v Speaker 4>to LCD sound system?

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<v Speaker 3>And I'm just like, dude, no, that's not cool.

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<v Speaker 2>And so some kids I see this all the time

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<v Speaker 2>driving through my neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, by the way, is Grace fourteen? Now, yeah, she's fourteen, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And so we had a golf cart for a while,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was fun because it's kind of a golf

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<v Speaker 2>cart community. You can drive your golf cart around and

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<v Speaker 2>my wife would take the kids to school and the

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<v Speaker 2>golf cart and that's a pretty cool thing. And so

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<v Speaker 2>you make a little trips around the neighborhood. Then once

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<v Speaker 2>they all wanted to drive it, it got real scary, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>because you could flip.

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<v Speaker 3>Them really easily, super easy. And the boy, they just

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<v Speaker 3>take turns real fast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and they're not you know, they're out there driving

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<v Speaker 2>and speed limits that are like forty five yeah, and

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<v Speaker 2>a golf cart and it's not even legal other thing,

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<v Speaker 2>and so are they rock and see, because you had

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<v Speaker 2>that really expensive Oklahoma state golf cart. So I got

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<v Speaker 2>rid of that. I got rid of that golf cart.

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<v Speaker 2>When she started begging to drive it all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife was not putting up a strong resistance. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, let's remove this from the question. So, something

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<v Speaker 2>I've been noticing around the neighborhood lately is tiny kids

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<v Speaker 2>riding electric motor scooters.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, yep, And I'm not cool with it.

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<v Speaker 2>And I mean, if it's a bike, there's something about

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<v Speaker 2>the like a kid could go one speed on a bike,

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<v Speaker 2>but if they're doing it on an electric scooter, it's

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<v Speaker 2>just more dangerous, I think, because you're not aware of

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<v Speaker 2>the energy it takes to go fast or whatever. And

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<v Speaker 2>so I'll be driving around and I'll see kids cross

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<v Speaker 2>right in front of cars without ever looking.

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<v Speaker 3>Right because they don't they're tiny kids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, kids are dumb, and they're driving these like little

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<v Speaker 2>electric motorcycles now.

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<v Speaker 3>And so she wants one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, hell no, And so the thing is

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<v Speaker 2>morphed into her asking can I ride my friends? They

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<v Speaker 2>only go twenty miles per hour. And I'm saying, no,

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<v Speaker 2>am I overreacting?

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<v Speaker 4>When does she turn fifteen December? Okay, so she's basically

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<v Speaker 4>a year and a half away from dry.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but keep in mind, like Max, my oldest pass

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<v Speaker 2>is driving tests the first time, like he had a

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<v Speaker 2>conversation with the instructor like, wow, would you.

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<v Speaker 3>Like to teach here? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>The second My young my middle child had to take

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<v Speaker 2>his driver's test seventeen times. She's going to beat his record?

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<v Speaker 3>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Really? I think maybe not? And it was weird for us.

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<v Speaker 3>Maya didn't even learn to drive till she was eighteen.

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<v Speaker 4>She just like didn't even didn't even care. I bet

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<v Speaker 4>that was maybe pandemic related to you know, I think

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<v Speaker 4>at the size she is, in the age she is,

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's probably fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Riding a motor scooter around light farms and forty five

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<v Speaker 2>mile per hour speed limits.

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<v Speaker 4>If it's what I think it is, It's kind of like,

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<v Speaker 4>is it one of those things like a skateboard with

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<v Speaker 4>a handlebar coming out?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay? What is it?

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<v Speaker 2>Looks like a cross between a bike and a motorcycle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so, like I think it'll go forty Okay, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know the one she's particularly pushing it. I guess

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<v Speaker 2>maybe it looks more like a bike than a motorcycle,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's not a scooter.

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<v Speaker 3>Like Okay, so she's not listening right now, right, I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think she wants to have anything to do

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<v Speaker 3>with my voice.

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<v Speaker 4>So it's basically what you and Alvarez used to drive

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<v Speaker 4>over to my house from Apollo Junior, all the way

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<v Speaker 4>across richards and at the same age.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, okay, I mean I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, dude, one, No, that's not it. Those are those

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<v Speaker 2>are like little scooters. These these look like more like motorcycles,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, And you know, I just feel like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm the bad guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Now have you seen her drive it? If she has

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<v Speaker 3>a head injury, is in a coma, I'm like, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>be I will regret not being the bad guy. No,

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<v Speaker 3>I know. Let's carry this over. Okay, let's carry this over.