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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>We let you taco one on one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>Your freaking idiots. So we had another winner for Rock

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<v Speaker 2>the Bank yesterday. Taco Bob say, we do it here

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<v Speaker 2>at JR R. So I have the Rock stations.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll stop gluting, but uh yeah, thousand dollars winner

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<v Speaker 1>for Rock the Bank. First opportunity this morning, first of

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen chances happens right around nine oh five, we hear on.

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<v Speaker 3>The Lynchin Taco Show. Call it nine oh five ish.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, you're entering those keyword teach Hower w JR

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<v Speaker 2>dot com.

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<v Speaker 3>Have it been marked? It's it's just pro tip. I

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<v Speaker 3>will remind you don't work.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's begin in Tampa. We got somebody who needs some

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<v Speaker 2>anger management. I think that would be forty three year

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<v Speaker 2>old Marius Matwu Tampa.

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<v Speaker 3>That's close to what, uh, Tampa, Saint Pete Clearwater area. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the epicenter of a demand.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even going to dignify this story with a

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<v Speaker 2>Florida Man theme song here, because this guy's just an

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<v Speaker 2>angry dude. So Marius claims that for the past week

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<v Speaker 2>someone had been throwing eggs at his apartment.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, how do you egg an apartment?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone was either throwing him at the It looks from

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<v Speaker 2>the video clip I saw in the news report, looks

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<v Speaker 2>like this is kind of a deal where that the

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<v Speaker 2>apartments have screen patios on the backside.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe someone was throwing him at that.

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<v Speaker 2>So it says this has happened several times, and then

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<v Speaker 2>it happened again this past Saturday, and Marius spotted an

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<v Speaker 2>eleven year old girl who was walking nearby the apartment

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<v Speaker 2>and automatically assumed it was her who was responsible, chased

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<v Speaker 2>her down and put his knee in her back, in

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<v Speaker 2>her back in an attempt to take her photographed to

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<v Speaker 2>show to the apartment manager. That's his story. The audio

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<v Speaker 2>sounds somewhat different here.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>It's one of the neighbors from a Bob who spotted

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<v Speaker 2>what was going on, and she called the police. Police

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<v Speaker 2>came out and.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw the video and it's taken from upstairs. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and yes, as Pat said, knee in the back, Oh wow,

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<v Speaker 1>it was It was hard to see that I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know as a girl.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Even worse, Well, no, I heard you say it was

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<v Speaker 1>a girl. But I'm saying I didn't know it was

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<v Speaker 1>a girl when I watched it on the news. I

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<v Speaker 1>just said, holy.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have no clue if this girl even knows

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<v Speaker 2>anything about said eggs that were supposedly thrown at this

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<v Speaker 2>guy's apartment. He needs an ass well, I mean, and

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<v Speaker 2>not to mention with you know, eggs being ninety what

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<v Speaker 2>are they? Ninety seven dollars a dozen?

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<v Speaker 3>These are probably a duck eggs out of the pond,

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<v Speaker 3>you think. Okay, I was gonna say that would just

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<v Speaker 3>be uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to gloss over it because an eleven

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<v Speaker 1>year old girl had a knee.

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<v Speaker 3>In her back.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, seriously check yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Man, when I.

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<v Speaker 2>Will uh sounds me more something like an eleven year

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<v Speaker 2>old boy would be doing yeah and girl and.

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<v Speaker 1>We're mooning you right after like throwing some eggs and

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<v Speaker 1>shooting the moon, maybe giving the red eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how about a ham to go with?

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<v Speaker 1>I like green eggs and ham onto this year. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope that guy gets seriously charged because you can't be

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<v Speaker 1>like that, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody has to chill.

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<v Speaker 2>Australian OnlyFans model Renee Erica reportedly hospitalized on Easter Sunday. No,

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<v Speaker 2>no clothes, plastic eggs. No, you're you're on the right mindset.

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<v Speaker 2>Here apparently entertained a request of one of her subscribers

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<v Speaker 2>to how do I let's call it a carrot challenge.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it was something to do with something Easter

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<v Speaker 1>related because I made a few requests. No, I did

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<v Speaker 1>not on Easter Sunday. But these only fans people are crazy,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I mean, hey, take the ears, you know

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<v Speaker 1>of the chalcolate Easter bony.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe a peep if you know what I'm saying. What

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<v Speaker 3>are we going to next? Carrot?

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<v Speaker 2>Cadbury carrot was the item in question here that was

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<v Speaker 2>requested by for the Easter themed session, I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>And she shaved carrot, she skinned.

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<v Speaker 2>I will just tell you this. She apparently suffered quote

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<v Speaker 2>internal injuries that required the hospitalization.

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<v Speaker 1>Once you go carrot, you never go ferret.

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<v Speaker 2>Next time you're in the grocery store. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you ever really make a mental note of this.

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<v Speaker 2>There are different varieties and sizes of carrots, and there

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<v Speaker 2>are some that are the mini's well no, I was talking.

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<v Speaker 2>Some of those are home record style carrots.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>So if she just did the minies because she's gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get about three care request at least on any I

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<v Speaker 1>can't even say that.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a religious holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, there's this. I cannot believe Taco. You did not

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<v Speaker 2>bring up the Shaquille O'Neil incident on Inside the NBA.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I heard something about. I didn't. I didn't grasp

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<v Speaker 3>it all.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I said when I said, you know, I don't

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<v Speaker 1>watch the news, and I happen to see the guy's

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<v Speaker 1>knee in the back on the news because when I

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<v Speaker 1>took my nap, I woke up and whatever I was

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<v Speaker 1>watching then the news was on what the hell did

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<v Speaker 1>shaq do?

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<v Speaker 2>Man Nature called during the middle of Inside the NBA

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<v Speaker 2>on TNT, and it sounds like it had something to

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<v Speaker 2>do with olive oil or something.

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<v Speaker 3>The other thing about Kawhi is right, big f I know,

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<v Speaker 3>go ahead, keep talking, Jeff, Yeah, well on TV, I

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<v Speaker 3>know what we're doing. Yeah, that's that olive oil you've

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<v Speaker 3>been drinking. Hey, take some matches with you, hey, listen.

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<v Speaker 3>He couldn't hold it. What's it first killed drinking? I

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<v Speaker 3>did well to clean his gun. It's clean, hey, listen.

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<v Speaker 3>I just hope we got enough matches around, please turned

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<v Speaker 3>his mic off. That's all drink that water that much?

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<v Speaker 3>What should be finish your points that we can go

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<v Speaker 3>to break you phone. I'm sitting there like, shut the

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<v Speaker 3>hell up. I'm sorry about that, America. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 3>the video yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I did share that with you on our Facebook page,

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<v Speaker 2>jar Facebook dude this morning. So I guess some of

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<v Speaker 2>the crew there got on this. This a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>oil help kid pack or whatever it's supposed to clean

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<v Speaker 2>out your system, and they I.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell you what.

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<v Speaker 1>He had the perfect opportunity. Okay, first off, the obvious

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<v Speaker 1>is is Papa John's maybe this stuff crosses.

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<v Speaker 2>Get but Chacaroni man Shakaroni, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>But he had the perfect opportunity for one more endorsement.

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<v Speaker 1>You know that guy endorses everybody in the Under the

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<v Speaker 1>Moon a dude wipe's endorsement.

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<v Speaker 3>And he said, told me the dude wipes I got

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<v Speaker 3>out of the ball.

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<v Speaker 2>So not only now is Taco Bob giving up apparently

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<v Speaker 2>on trying to be a dude wipe spokesperson here. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's now campaigning for others who dude wipe should maybe

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<v Speaker 2>pick up yea on here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you to go to shack a guy that

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<v Speaker 1>has a Chacaroni pizza.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, come on, could you imagine the size of Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I have a story on that. My friend I

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<v Speaker 1>told you was his pool guy, remember, and he turned

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<v Speaker 1>the pool into it. He cemented it over whatever concrete

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<v Speaker 1>and made it a gym.

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<v Speaker 3>And he still paid the pool dude.

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<v Speaker 1>My buddy Chris to do the fountain out front because

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<v Speaker 1>he felt bad he didn't tell him that he was

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<v Speaker 1>making a gym out of his pool. He's supposedly, according

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<v Speaker 1>to another listner, we have had big at his house,

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<v Speaker 1>had bigger pipes. No, he had bigger plumbing pipes for

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<v Speaker 1>his Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean that that That is something that a listener

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<v Speaker 3>told us, but I'd go with it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, dude, if you won't sponsor me dude wipes, you

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<v Speaker 1>may as well just go ahead and get the guy

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<v Speaker 1>who has the you know, shakaronnies.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh all right, Yes, good morning Linchin Taco on Demand.

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