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Speaker 2: Let's begin in Tampa. We got somebody who needs some
Speaker 2: anger management. I think that would be forty three year
Speaker 2: old Marius Matwu Tampa.
Speaker 3: That's close to what, uh, Tampa, Saint Pete Clearwater area. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the epicenter of a demand.
Speaker 2: I'm not even going to dignify this story with a
Speaker 2: Florida Man theme song here, because this guy's just an
Speaker 2: angry dude. So Marius claims that for the past week
Speaker 2: someone had been throwing eggs at his apartment.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do you egg an apartment?
Speaker 2: Someone was either throwing him at the It looks from
Speaker 2: the video clip I saw in the news report, looks
Speaker 2: like this is kind of a deal where that the
Speaker 2: apartments have screen patios on the backside.
Speaker 3: Maybe someone was throwing him at that.
Speaker 2: So it says this has happened several times, and then
Speaker 2: it happened again this past Saturday, and Marius spotted an
Speaker 2: eleven year old girl who was walking nearby the apartment
Speaker 2: and automatically assumed it was her who was responsible, chased
Speaker 2: her down and put his knee in her back, in
Speaker 2: her back in an attempt to take her photographed to
Speaker 2: show to the apartment manager. That's his story. The audio
Speaker 2: sounds somewhat different here.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: It's one of the neighbors from a Bob who spotted
Speaker 2: what was going on, and she called the police. Police
Speaker 2: came out and.
Speaker 1: I saw the video and it's taken from upstairs. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and yes, as Pat said, knee in the back, Oh wow,
Speaker 1: it was It was hard to see that I didn't
Speaker 1: know as a girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Even worse, Well, no, I heard you say it was
Speaker 1: a girl. But I'm saying I didn't know it was
Speaker 1: a girl when I watched it on the news. I
Speaker 1: just said, holy.
Speaker 2: And we have no clue if this girl even knows
Speaker 2: anything about said eggs that were supposedly thrown at this
Speaker 2: guy's apartment. He needs an ass well, I mean, and
Speaker 2: not to mention with you know, eggs being ninety what
Speaker 2: are they? Ninety seven dollars a dozen?
Speaker 3: These are probably a duck eggs out of the pond,
Speaker 3: you think. Okay, I was gonna say that would just
Speaker 3: be uh.
Speaker 1: I don't want to gloss over it because an eleven
Speaker 1: year old girl had a knee.
Speaker 3: In her back.
Speaker 1: Dude, seriously check yourself.
Speaker 3: Man, when I.
Speaker 2: Will uh sounds me more something like an eleven year
Speaker 2: old boy would be doing yeah and girl and.
Speaker 1: We're mooning you right after like throwing some eggs and
Speaker 1: shooting the moon, maybe giving the red eye.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about a ham to go with?
Speaker 1: I like green eggs and ham onto this year. I
Speaker 1: hope that guy gets seriously charged because you can't be
Speaker 1: like that, dude.
Speaker 3: Everybody has to chill.
Speaker 2: Australian OnlyFans model Renee Erica reportedly hospitalized on Easter Sunday. No,
Speaker 2: no clothes, plastic eggs. No, you're you're on the right mindset.
Speaker 2: Here apparently entertained a request of one of her subscribers
Speaker 2: to how do I let's call it a carrot challenge.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 1: I knew it was something to do with something Easter
Speaker 1: related because I made a few requests. No, I did
Speaker 1: not on Easter Sunday. But these only fans people are crazy,
Speaker 1: you know, I mean, hey, take the ears, you know
Speaker 1: of the chalcolate Easter bony.
Speaker 3: Maybe a peep if you know what I'm saying. What
Speaker 3: are we going to next? Carrot?
Speaker 2: Cadbury carrot was the item in question here that was
Speaker 2: requested by for the Easter themed session, I guess.
Speaker 1: And she shaved carrot, she skinned.
Speaker 2: I will just tell you this. She apparently suffered quote
Speaker 2: internal injuries that required the hospitalization.
Speaker 1: Once you go carrot, you never go ferret.
Speaker 2: Next time you're in the grocery store. I don't know
Speaker 2: if you ever really make a mental note of this.
Speaker 2: There are different varieties and sizes of carrots, and there
Speaker 2: are some that are the mini's well no, I was talking.
Speaker 2: Some of those are home record style carrots.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: So if she just did the minies because she's gonna
Speaker 1: get about three care request at least on any I
Speaker 1: can't even say that.
Speaker 3: It's a religious holiday.
Speaker 2: Finally, there's this. I cannot believe Taco. You did not
Speaker 2: bring up the Shaquille O'Neil incident on Inside the NBA.
Speaker 3: Oh, I heard something about. I didn't. I didn't grasp
Speaker 3: it all.
Speaker 1: Like I said when I said, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: watch the news, and I happen to see the guy's
Speaker 1: knee in the back on the news because when I
Speaker 1: took my nap, I woke up and whatever I was
Speaker 1: watching then the news was on what the hell did
Speaker 1: shaq do?
Speaker 2: Man Nature called during the middle of Inside the NBA
Speaker 2: on TNT, and it sounds like it had something to
Speaker 2: do with olive oil or something.
Speaker 3: The other thing about Kawhi is right, big f I know,
Speaker 3: go ahead, keep talking, Jeff, Yeah, well on TV, I
Speaker 3: know what we're doing. Yeah, that's that olive oil you've
Speaker 3: been drinking. Hey, take some matches with you, hey, listen.
Speaker 3: He couldn't hold it. What's it first killed drinking? I
Speaker 3: did well to clean his gun. It's clean, hey, listen.
Speaker 3: I just hope we got enough matches around, please turned
Speaker 3: his mic off. That's all drink that water that much?
Speaker 3: What should be finish your points that we can go
Speaker 3: to break you phone. I'm sitting there like, shut the
Speaker 3: hell up. I'm sorry about that, America. I haven't seen
Speaker 3: the video yet.
Speaker 2: I did share that with you on our Facebook page,
Speaker 2: jar Facebook dude this morning. So I guess some of
Speaker 2: the crew there got on this. This a lot of
Speaker 2: oil help kid pack or whatever it's supposed to clean
Speaker 2: out your system, and they I.
Speaker 3: Tell you what.
Speaker 1: He had the perfect opportunity. Okay, first off, the obvious
Speaker 1: is is Papa John's maybe this stuff crosses.
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Speaker 1: You know that guy endorses everybody in the Under the
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Speaker 2: he's now campaigning for others who dude wipe should maybe
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Speaker 1: has a Chacaroni pizza.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I have a story on that. My friend I
Speaker 1: told you was his pool guy, remember, and he turned
Speaker 1: the pool into it. He cemented it over whatever concrete
Speaker 1: and made it a gym.
Speaker 3: And he still paid the pool dude.
Speaker 1: My buddy Chris to do the fountain out front because
Speaker 1: he felt bad he didn't tell him that he was
Speaker 1: making a gym out of his pool. He's supposedly, according
Speaker 1: to another listner, we have had big at his house,
Speaker 1: had bigger pipes. No, he had bigger plumbing pipes for
Speaker 1: his Uh.
Speaker 3: I mean that that That is something that a listener
Speaker 3: told us, but I'd go with it.
Speaker 1: Hey, dude, if you won't sponsor me dude wipes, you
Speaker 1: may as well just go ahead and get the guy
Speaker 1: who has the you know, shakaronnies.
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