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Speaker 1: Let's begin in Clearwater here. Uhh we you said it
Speaker 1: a while ago. Clearwater is where a lot of strange
Speaker 1: news is coming out of.
Speaker 3: You know, I'm thinking probably, even though it's we should
Speaker 3: hit the theme song probably for this now that we're
Speaker 3: going Florida managers. Yeah, it's Florida woman. Actually, give me
Speaker 3: a second. I gotta I'm on the fly here, Robbie.
Speaker 3: That's how he does it. Man, he's nimble like a
Speaker 3: cat on the fly. We got, yeah, just we want
Speaker 3: to give credit where credit's due.
Speaker 4: Florida man, Florida man, fload man. Got to be a
Speaker 4: flowing man. He's got to be a flying event.
Speaker 3: As I said, actually a Florida woman in this case.
Speaker 3: Uh And from what I could tell here, this is
Speaker 3: now out of work busted down stripper cal Tavia Turner.
Speaker 2: Oh what Avi?
Speaker 3: Kyltavia is twenty two and she has a lengthy, lengthy,
Speaker 3: shall we say, interaction with law enforcement over the years
Speaker 3: at her young twenty two years of age.
Speaker 2: That's what I was giggled about.
Speaker 1: You said, busted out stripper, out of work stripper, And
Speaker 1: I'm thinking she's only twenty two.
Speaker 2: She can go get more jobs.
Speaker 3: Reason I say out of work stripper is because after
Speaker 3: her latest arrest her employer, she gave the information of
Speaker 3: her employer's baby dolls in a clear water to a
Speaker 3: gentleman's club about four miles from the seven to eleven
Speaker 3: where she was arrested. It seems as though Caltavia got
Speaker 3: into it with the clerk there at the store and
Speaker 3: a verbal altercation escalated quickly when Caltavia grabbed one of
Speaker 3: the bananas from the fruit basket there on the counter,
Speaker 3: from the fresh fruit offerings and clocked the clerk with
Speaker 3: it in the face and that, of course, you know
Speaker 3: cops are gonna come in, you know, Banana battery is
Speaker 3: what we're looking at that and.
Speaker 1: She throw I'm guessing because otherwise, have you just swung
Speaker 1: it like this, Pat, Oh.
Speaker 2: You may as well just hit him.
Speaker 3: There was They did leave a mark on an abrasion
Speaker 3: on the cheek, so that there was visual evidence, and
Speaker 3: she was racked up for that. Now she's being held
Speaker 3: without bond for violating probation in connection with a grand
Speaker 3: theft conviction in a neighboring county where she had stolen
Speaker 3: eight hundred dollars worth of merchandise from a Walmart store.
Speaker 3: Now regarding that that felony case. Turner has previously been
Speaker 3: cited for failing a pre trial intervention program, as well
Speaker 3: as not performing seventy five hours community service or not
Speaker 3: paying court fines. She was also recently arrested in this
Speaker 3: where the out of work stripper comes into play. Turner
Speaker 3: was also recently arrested for resisting and giving cops a
Speaker 3: false name when they responded to a trespass call at
Speaker 3: Baby Dolls. So not only did they fire her, but
Speaker 3: they said, don't come back with trespassing.
Speaker 1: You guys, this is the girl not to date. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, let me see her. I told you, busted
Speaker 1: out stripper. That girl is twenty two, and I'm telling
Speaker 1: you she looks every bit of forty. He see And
Speaker 1: there it is the lonely guy the strip club going,
Speaker 1: oh there, she's into me. She's into me. Yeah, get
Speaker 1: her to your house. She'll steal every single thing from you.
Speaker 1: It's your name, Katavia Keel Tavia Turner. But again, somebody
Speaker 1: keeps on pumping singles into the garter and thinks that
Speaker 1: she's she'll go to another strip club and get a job. Pat.
Speaker 2: I mean, they're they're probably jones. And now because I'm
Speaker 2: only fans.
Speaker 3: It is a good thing that uh there are still
Speaker 3: places that don't run any kind of background checks.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a great thing. No kles, you'd have
Speaker 2: no no stripper in cal Tavia's case.
Speaker 3: So we should point out she is only twenty two
Speaker 3: and has plenty of time to turn in her life
Speaker 3: around should she so desire, and we would encourage her to.
Speaker 2: And at least she's trying to work.
Speaker 3: We've got more banana related news here. If that wasn't
Speaker 3: enough for.
Speaker 2: You, Okay, we had the banana battery, what will we
Speaker 2: have now?
Speaker 3: This is back again after briefly making appearance last year.
Speaker 3: It's a TikTok life hack that is basically a complete
Speaker 3: and utter wasted time that will make you look like
Speaker 3: an idiot. And basically that is supposedly, if you take
Speaker 3: banana peels and rub them all over your face, it
Speaker 3: acts as natural bowtox.
Speaker 5: So we're gonna be rubbing the banana pill against the
Speaker 5: entire face. It's supposed to be like natural bowtogs while
Speaker 5: tightening the skin. It also helps with discoloration while also
Speaker 5: exfoliating your skin. So here I am just letting the
Speaker 5: banana pil sit for about ten minutes, and then we're
Speaker 5: gonna wash it off. Banana pills also help you wine
Speaker 5: in your teeth, so that's what I'm doing here. I
Speaker 5: already clean, so my skin is feeling super smooth. That
Speaker 5: something bad.
Speaker 3: Health experts and you know people who dermatologists say this
Speaker 3: will not do anything other than make you smell like bananas.
Speaker 1: That's what That's what I thought. You're dating this one?
Speaker 1: There another girl not to date. I'm gonna give her
Speaker 1: credit though, just like it did earlier. At least she
Speaker 1: didn't say like yeah, I don't think she said at once.
Speaker 1: Whenever you played TikTokers, I immediately wait for the likes,
Speaker 1: and there were none in that one.
Speaker 2: Again, Wow, things are changing on a TikTok.
Speaker 1: I tell you you just banned the thing, and watch out.
Speaker 3: Days are a clicking office to getting that resolved. It sure,
Speaker 3: And finally there's this And I have more on this
Speaker 3: story on our Facebook page. If you guys, name Richard Stegger.
Speaker 3: He's from New York. He a little bit pissed. He
Speaker 3: went to the grocery store. He went to an Aldies
Speaker 3: store in his neighborhood and got to the check out
Speaker 3: everything was scanned, and the cashier goes down, watch whatever,
Speaker 3: And he tried to pay with two dollar bills. He
Speaker 3: said his bank had given him a bunch of two
Speaker 3: dollar bills. Yeah, I'll take him whatever. And the store
Speaker 3: clerk was one hundred percent convinced it was fake money,
Speaker 3: that there's no such thing, and refused to take the
Speaker 3: two dollar bills.
Speaker 2: It's somebody younger who didn't know.
Speaker 3: So of course, this guy's like, all right, what use
Speaker 3: your little counterfeit pen thing there on? He goes, not,
Speaker 3: I don't need to do that. This is clearly. Another
Speaker 3: cashier comes over, look it up online. Another cash here
Speaker 3: comes over, backs up this guy and says, you don't
Speaker 3: you probably shouldn't.
Speaker 1: Take those, Okay. I thought, this is where right now
Speaker 1: they did it because they're younger. And I'm not trying
Speaker 1: to get on young people, but if you're younger, you're
Speaker 1: a whiz on this phone right here, Get on that
Speaker 1: phone and look up two dollar bill, y'all.
Speaker 2: Anytime I had a two dollar bill, I save it,
Speaker 2: do you no?
Speaker 3: I I don't even know the last time I saw
Speaker 3: a two dollar bill other than we did that event,
Speaker 3: and they were all those Clemson fans in town. Who
Speaker 3: that's their thing when they come to a town to
Speaker 3: leave their mark.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they leave two dollars bills. Yeah, I got one,
Speaker 1: probably a couple of weeks ago. You don't see them.
Speaker 1: That's why I save them because they're kind of rare.
Speaker 1: I remember my buddy, his dad was a mobster, like
Speaker 1: full on. He was the one that I told you
Speaker 1: had a wall of two dollar bills, like just stacked
Speaker 1: up that you know they're laundering.
Speaker 2: So we'd go around and use them all the time.
Speaker 2: It was the best day.
Speaker 1: It was really my brother's really really like best friend
Speaker 1: walking around cash.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just take some of those twos.
Speaker 2: I have the stack he was in there and we
Speaker 2: were the two dollars days.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 3: Now you go to a strip club with those stack
Speaker 3: of twos, watch out.
Speaker 2: Or what was their name? What did you call her?
Speaker 3: What was it would have been a good name finished
Speaker 3: strip club?
Speaker 2: I think s Patavia's.
Speaker 3: Peltavia. No, no, why are you taking that two.
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