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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's begin in Clearwater here. Uhh we you said it

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<v Speaker 1>a while ago. Clearwater is where a lot of strange

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<v Speaker 1>news is coming out of.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm thinking probably, even though it's we should

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<v Speaker 3>hit the theme song probably for this now that we're

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<v Speaker 3>going Florida managers. Yeah, it's Florida woman. Actually, give me

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<v Speaker 3>a second. I gotta I'm on the fly here, Robbie.

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<v Speaker 3>That's how he does it. Man, he's nimble like a

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<v Speaker 3>cat on the fly. We got, yeah, just we want

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<v Speaker 3>to give credit where credit's due.

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<v Speaker 4>Florida man, Florida man, fload man. Got to be a

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<v Speaker 4>flowing man. He's got to be a flying event.

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<v Speaker 3>As I said, actually a Florida woman in this case.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh And from what I could tell here, this is

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<v Speaker 3>now out of work busted down stripper cal Tavia Turner.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what Avi?

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<v Speaker 3>Kyltavia is twenty two and she has a lengthy, lengthy,

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<v Speaker 3>shall we say, interaction with law enforcement over the years

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<v Speaker 3>at her young twenty two years of age.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was giggled about.

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<v Speaker 1>You said, busted out stripper, out of work stripper, And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm thinking she's only twenty two.

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<v Speaker 2>She can go get more jobs.

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<v Speaker 3>Reason I say out of work stripper is because after

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<v Speaker 3>her latest arrest her employer, she gave the information of

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<v Speaker 3>her employer's baby dolls in a clear water to a

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<v Speaker 3>gentleman's club about four miles from the seven to eleven

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<v Speaker 3>where she was arrested. It seems as though Caltavia got

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<v Speaker 3>into it with the clerk there at the store and

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<v Speaker 3>a verbal altercation escalated quickly when Caltavia grabbed one of

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<v Speaker 3>the bananas from the fruit basket there on the counter,

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<v Speaker 3>from the fresh fruit offerings and clocked the clerk with

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<v Speaker 3>it in the face and that, of course, you know

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<v Speaker 3>cops are gonna come in, you know, Banana battery is

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<v Speaker 3>what we're looking at that and.

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<v Speaker 1>She throw I'm guessing because otherwise, have you just swung

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<v Speaker 1>it like this, Pat, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>You may as well just hit him.

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<v Speaker 3>There was They did leave a mark on an abrasion

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<v Speaker 3>on the cheek, so that there was visual evidence, and

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<v Speaker 3>she was racked up for that. Now she's being held

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<v Speaker 3>without bond for violating probation in connection with a grand

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<v Speaker 3>theft conviction in a neighboring county where she had stolen

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<v Speaker 3>eight hundred dollars worth of merchandise from a Walmart store.

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<v Speaker 3>Now regarding that that felony case. Turner has previously been

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<v Speaker 3>cited for failing a pre trial intervention program, as well

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<v Speaker 3>as not performing seventy five hours community service or not

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<v Speaker 3>paying court fines. She was also recently arrested in this

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<v Speaker 3>where the out of work stripper comes into play. Turner

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<v Speaker 3>was also recently arrested for resisting and giving cops a

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<v Speaker 3>false name when they responded to a trespass call at

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<v Speaker 3>Baby Dolls. So not only did they fire her, but

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<v Speaker 3>they said, don't come back with trespassing.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys, this is the girl not to date. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, let me see her. I told you, busted

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<v Speaker 1>out stripper. That girl is twenty two, and I'm telling

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<v Speaker 1>you she looks every bit of forty. He see And

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<v Speaker 1>there it is the lonely guy the strip club going,

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<v Speaker 1>oh there, she's into me. She's into me. Yeah, get

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<v Speaker 1>her to your house. She'll steal every single thing from you.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your name, Katavia Keel Tavia Turner. But again, somebody

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<v Speaker 1>keeps on pumping singles into the garter and thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>she's she'll go to another strip club and get a job. Pat.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're they're probably jones. And now because I'm

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<v Speaker 2>only fans.

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<v Speaker 3>It is a good thing that uh there are still

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<v Speaker 3>places that don't run any kind of background checks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's a great thing. No kles, you'd have

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<v Speaker 2>no no stripper in cal Tavia's case.

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<v Speaker 3>So we should point out she is only twenty two

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<v Speaker 3>and has plenty of time to turn in her life

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<v Speaker 3>around should she so desire, and we would encourage her to.

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<v Speaker 2>And at least she's trying to work.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got more banana related news here. If that wasn't

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<v Speaker 3>enough for.

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<v Speaker 2>You, Okay, we had the banana battery, what will we

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<v Speaker 2>have now?

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<v Speaker 3>This is back again after briefly making appearance last year.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a TikTok life hack that is basically a complete

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<v Speaker 3>and utter wasted time that will make you look like

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<v Speaker 3>an idiot. And basically that is supposedly, if you take

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<v Speaker 3>banana peels and rub them all over your face, it

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<v Speaker 3>acts as natural bowtox.

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<v Speaker 5>So we're gonna be rubbing the banana pill against the

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<v Speaker 5>entire face. It's supposed to be like natural bowtogs while

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<v Speaker 5>tightening the skin. It also helps with discoloration while also

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<v Speaker 5>exfoliating your skin. So here I am just letting the

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<v Speaker 5>banana pil sit for about ten minutes, and then we're

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<v Speaker 5>gonna wash it off. Banana pills also help you wine

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<v Speaker 5>in your teeth, so that's what I'm doing here. I

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<v Speaker 5>already clean, so my skin is feeling super smooth. That

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<v Speaker 5>something bad.

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<v Speaker 3>Health experts and you know people who dermatologists say this

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<v Speaker 3>will not do anything other than make you smell like bananas.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what That's what I thought. You're dating this one?

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<v Speaker 1>There another girl not to date. I'm gonna give her

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<v Speaker 1>credit though, just like it did earlier. At least she

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<v Speaker 1>didn't say like yeah, I don't think she said at once.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever you played TikTokers, I immediately wait for the likes,

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<v Speaker 1>and there were none in that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Again, Wow, things are changing on a TikTok.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you you just banned the thing, and watch out.

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<v Speaker 3>Days are a clicking office to getting that resolved. It sure,

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<v Speaker 3>And finally there's this And I have more on this

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<v Speaker 3>story on our Facebook page. If you guys, name Richard Stegger.

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<v Speaker 3>He's from New York. He a little bit pissed. He

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<v Speaker 3>went to the grocery store. He went to an Aldies

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<v Speaker 3>store in his neighborhood and got to the check out

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<v Speaker 3>everything was scanned, and the cashier goes down, watch whatever,

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<v Speaker 3>And he tried to pay with two dollar bills. He

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<v Speaker 3>said his bank had given him a bunch of two

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<v Speaker 3>dollar bills. Yeah, I'll take him whatever. And the store

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<v Speaker 3>clerk was one hundred percent convinced it was fake money,

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<v Speaker 3>that there's no such thing, and refused to take the

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<v Speaker 3>two dollar bills.

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<v Speaker 2>It's somebody younger who didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>So of course, this guy's like, all right, what use

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<v Speaker 3>your little counterfeit pen thing there on? He goes, not,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need to do that. This is clearly. Another

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<v Speaker 3>cashier comes over, look it up online. Another cash here

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<v Speaker 3>comes over, backs up this guy and says, you don't

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<v Speaker 3>you probably shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Take those, Okay. I thought, this is where right now

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<v Speaker 1>they did it because they're younger. And I'm not trying

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<v Speaker 1>to get on young people, but if you're younger, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a whiz on this phone right here, Get on that

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<v Speaker 1>phone and look up two dollar bill, y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>Anytime I had a two dollar bill, I save it,

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<v Speaker 2>do you no?

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<v Speaker 3>I I don't even know the last time I saw

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<v Speaker 3>a two dollar bill other than we did that event,

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<v Speaker 3>and they were all those Clemson fans in town. Who

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<v Speaker 3>that's their thing when they come to a town to

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<v Speaker 3>leave their mark.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they leave two dollars bills. Yeah, I got one,

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<v Speaker 1>probably a couple of weeks ago. You don't see them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why I save them because they're kind of rare.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember my buddy, his dad was a mobster, like

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<v Speaker 1>full on. He was the one that I told you

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<v Speaker 1>had a wall of two dollar bills, like just stacked

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<v Speaker 1>up that you know they're laundering.

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<v Speaker 2>So we'd go around and use them all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>It was the best day.

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<v Speaker 1>It was really my brother's really really like best friend

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<v Speaker 1>walking around cash.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just take some of those twos.

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<v Speaker 2>I have the stack he was in there and we

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<v Speaker 2>were the two dollars days.

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<v Speaker 5>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you go to a strip club with those stack

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<v Speaker 3>of twos, watch out.

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<v Speaker 2>Or what was their name? What did you call her?

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<v Speaker 3>What was it would have been a good name finished

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<v Speaker 3>strip club?

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<v Speaker 2>I think s Patavia's.

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<v Speaker 3>Peltavia. No, no, why are you taking that two.

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<v Speaker 2>Dollars Billtockey in the morning. This is Lyncher Taco on

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