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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's one day Clok. Parental discussion is advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content beyond this point.

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<v Speaker 2>I went into the front lobby earlier and there was

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<v Speaker 2>a sign that said I'll be back by four point thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>And all I needed was some plates stuff, And so

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<v Speaker 2>I started looking around for him myself, and in one

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<v Speaker 2>of the cabinets there was probably about fifty fucking bananas

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<v Speaker 2>just chilling in a cabinet.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he was a ninja from Zalda. Who knows do

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<v Speaker 3>they do?

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<v Speaker 4>This is a stretch, but do they do some form

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<v Speaker 4>of like a continental breakfast?

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<v Speaker 2>They do? They started at seven point thirty.

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<v Speaker 4>That's where your banana's coming and play.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a weird place to keep them, dude, in the

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<v Speaker 2>bottom fucking of a cabinet where I.

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<v Speaker 4>Mean to keep them?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you gotta keep them away from all the bombs

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<v Speaker 3>on the road, you know, like, well, like I'll be

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<v Speaker 3>home tomorrow night. That bananas looking great, unlike my husband,

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<v Speaker 3>who doesn't look great. Where's all the bananas going? You

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<v Speaker 3>just hear a banana?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what it's like to open a cabinet

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<v Speaker 2>and just get like a giant whiff of fucking bananas?

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<v Speaker 2>Some of which felt old. Dude, It's like it's like

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<v Speaker 2>opening up a bag of airheads and that's the or

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<v Speaker 2>laffy taff I mean, and that's the only fucking flavor

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<v Speaker 2>in the bag. How disappointed?

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<v Speaker 4>Would you be? Severely?

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<v Speaker 2>Right? Yeah, I'm looking for plates. In the first cabinet,

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<v Speaker 2>I open as a fucking cabinet of like fifty bananas.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's not an exaggeration like it's a it's a

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<v Speaker 2>double wide bass cabinet. It was full of fucking bananas.

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<v Speaker 2>I picked a wild motel.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude.

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<v Speaker 4>It's fitting. Yeah, it's fitting. I love it. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 4>be some kind of delay probably the whole time, So

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<v Speaker 4>that's exciting.

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<v Speaker 3>Is the his mic is coming in fine?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, video, it's just the lag.

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<v Speaker 3>The video is like lagging, but his mic is coming

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<v Speaker 3>through fine.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, all right, so you can hear my audio,

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<v Speaker 2>you just can't see my video.

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<v Speaker 3>Your video is like half a those second behind, a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit behind, like just a little bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Amh. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's the one, all right. So I hasn't figured out

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<v Speaker 4>there's a mute button.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, yeah, listen, Muting myself requires me to take my

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hand.

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<v Speaker 4>That microphone around.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't hit the mute button. Nice, can you hear me?

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<v Speaker 3>No, okay, we can hear you now. That was we

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<v Speaker 3>get shout out to hazebe the guy running the front

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<v Speaker 3>desk that's currently siphoning off doms information. Dude's name is

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<v Speaker 3>my friend. You go through these many pages of bard dub.

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<v Speaker 2>No, this dude is. This dude is like a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>anorexic me and his name is Mitchell. You hit the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking nail on the head when you said ship's creaked.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a City one guy. Yeah, yeah, you hit the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking nail on the head when you said ship's creaked. Dude.

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<v Speaker 4>Why, I mean, you know that's you're you're talking about,

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<v Speaker 4>like the Internet? And I was like, aren't you at

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<v Speaker 4>a hotel? Like what do you even reset the router?

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<v Speaker 4>It's a hotel? Like no, no, it's a motel. Like

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<v Speaker 4>oh okay, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, weren't we supposed to come in with a dad joke? Hey, guys, so,

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<v Speaker 2>uh have you heard about the crow that was on

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<v Speaker 2>the telephone pole but was having a hard time He

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<v Speaker 2>was trying to make a call but it wouldn't go through.

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<v Speaker 4>See on the telephone line of your motel.

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<v Speaker 2>Possibly he'd be electrocuted if he was on that motherfucker.

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<v Speaker 2>That's kind a pair of shoes are up there?

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<v Speaker 4>Are those nineteen ninety seven Jordan's up there, Better go

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<v Speaker 4>down and get him now.

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<v Speaker 2>They're twenty twenty four. Is they're the kid that's running

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<v Speaker 2>around barefoot with no fucking parent.

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<v Speaker 4>Named Mitchell at the front desk.

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<v Speaker 2>Named Mitchell at the front desk.

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<v Speaker 3>He throws his own shoes up there because his board

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<v Speaker 3>as hell.

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<v Speaker 2>This place is wild.

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<v Speaker 4>He probably shuts down the internet or limits it just

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<v Speaker 4>to get people to come in and talk to him.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that was the funniest thing was when I went

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<v Speaker 2>up to talk to him and ask him about the

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<v Speaker 2>Internet and see if he could do something like reset

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<v Speaker 2>the router, and he tells me straight faced, He's like,

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<v Speaker 2>it's working great for me. I've been downloading games and

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<v Speaker 2>playing games and watching movies all night. Like, thanks, Dick,

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<v Speaker 2>So you're the fucking reason the internet's not working.

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<v Speaker 3>Cool, he's just siphoning all of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So then he proceeds to tell me, He's like, well,

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<v Speaker 2>you can just come into the front office and work

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<v Speaker 2>if you want. I'm like, dude, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 2>work in the office. I don't like, I've got all

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<v Speaker 2>this ship that I gotta do. I'm gonna be up

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<v Speaker 2>till fucking midnight. I'm supposed to be recording a podcast tonight,

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<v Speaker 2>and I really don't want to record this podcast in

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<v Speaker 2>your lobby with people walking in and out.

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<v Speaker 4>There's on top I'm eating your ass.

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<v Speaker 3>The dude at the front desk. You just hear him

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<v Speaker 3>randomly go ah, I'm just laughing at you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Could you imagine recording this podcast in a family

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<v Speaker 2>of like five come in, you know, all little kids

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<v Speaker 2>under the age of ten, but.

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<v Speaker 4>They can't hear anybody but you but me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but I'm the worst family. Good stuff, Jacob Matthew,

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<v Speaker 3>don't in this strange man.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, next thing, you know, the cops show up,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the whole episode just me fucking getting arrested

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<v Speaker 2>and beating my cops. That's it.

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<v Speaker 4>Why would they beat you?

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<v Speaker 3>Did Jordan's agent? Did you guys? Did you guys put

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<v Speaker 3>in the episode?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean what did you guys put in the episode?

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<v Speaker 3>That jew? No, that was the actual cops. Like we

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<v Speaker 3>were kind of astonished ourselves. We thought that was way

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<v Speaker 3>past us, but you know, uh, it wasn't Rodney King.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a dome you know, Smegelberg Domeg.

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<v Speaker 2>That was like, that's your new boorn name, Johnny six.

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<v Speaker 2>S Megelberg, come up with a Jewish name. If I

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<v Speaker 2>ever opened a bagel shop, That's what my bagel shop

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<v Speaker 2>is going to be called. Schmegelberg Berg.

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<v Speaker 4>I write this down this episode, I don't even notice that.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just it doesn't mass and just yeah smack Albert,

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<v Speaker 2>welcome to episode. What are we on one seventy? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Domee. I'm stoned. Obviously I'm not buying anto this.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh shit.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So speaking of who we are, how is your agent?

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<v Speaker 4>Let's go with your week, because it was your week

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<v Speaker 4>like to yesterday capped off the week for the Stone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you know, it was pretty good. It was

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<v Speaker 2>pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>I did have a wedding to go to on on

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<v Speaker 3>the eve of yesterday and for twenty and I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>get as wrecked as I wanted to in the evening

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<v Speaker 3>because I went to like meet a whole bunch of

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<v Speaker 3>my girlfriend's family and have you know, be nice for

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<v Speaker 3>the reception and everything and be coherent, and that would

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<v Speaker 3>be obliterated. You know, Hi, nice to meet you, ag.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a bush. Oh sorry, Hi, nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a hoe.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't call her a hoe. No, it's a co

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<v Speaker 2>We're in the fucking garden.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, what do you think? But it was a good time.

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<v Speaker 3>I did get wrecked the morning of Yeah, let me

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<v Speaker 3>tell you. I was just praying to God that we

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<v Speaker 3>found all the Easter eggs. I was praying to God

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<v Speaker 3>also the night before. I love four twenty deals for

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<v Speaker 3>Segange because holy shit, every single year I always get

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<v Speaker 3>some like crazy amount of shit for on the cheap,

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<v Speaker 3>like on the cheap cheap.

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<v Speaker 4>Now I'm gonna say I'm gonna say so, like early

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<v Speaker 4>in the week, I sent you a text with information

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<v Speaker 4>for our local area, right, And.

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<v Speaker 3>I love that they give you guys that in advance

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<v Speaker 3>because the majority of them around here day of that's

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<v Speaker 3>when you find out, or you might find out midnight

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<v Speaker 3>the night before.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, because you have so much competition. But the one

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<v Speaker 4>thing I'll say is like our deals were cool, but

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<v Speaker 4>like they're not deals like what you got going on?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh man, dude, two hundred and fifty six dollars worth

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<v Speaker 3>of weed something like that. I think two sixty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's not how much. And I got it for

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<v Speaker 2>ninety three dollars.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah that was like that was that was like regular

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<v Speaker 3>regular value was that? And yeah, and I wanted to

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<v Speaker 3>go morning of but I was like, no, the only

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<v Speaker 3>other thing I would love to get that I get

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<v Speaker 3>every year is like a dollar, you know, like pre

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<v Speaker 3>roll and you get like a dollar, you know, eighth

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<v Speaker 3>or quarter. And I was like, but I don't. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't do that side of it. I just like stuff

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<v Speaker 3>that doesn't stinks, so it's not going to benefit me

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<v Speaker 3>any good. So I just like stuck with the normal

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<v Speaker 3>stuff that I usually get. But I love it because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm set for like the next probably six months, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>worth of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the best seventy fucking great, great, magical And like

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<v Speaker 2>I think last year I got like the same, but

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<v Speaker 2>I also.

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<v Speaker 4>Got it was pretty close.

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<v Speaker 3>I remember you like I got the like flower with him,

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<v Speaker 3>but I was like last year, I was, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>need this. But it was a good time. And then

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<v Speaker 3>today I had the day off. I just got my

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<v Speaker 3>PowerPoint done for one of my last classes, just ended it.

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<v Speaker 3>So glad we got three left, baby, three more classes

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<v Speaker 3>left were done, and yeah, hung out with aves Win,

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<v Speaker 3>got some sushi, ate way too much, and then yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that was it. Round out my day. Yeah, no, meat baby,

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<v Speaker 3>it was pretty good.

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<v Speaker 4>I had some family in town, so we did some

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<v Speaker 4>extracurricular activities. We went to the zoo that's like outside

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<v Speaker 4>of town and saw all the you know, animals that

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<v Speaker 4>get rejected by the zoos.

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<v Speaker 2>It's aptly named Keepers of the Wild. Yeah, yeah, because

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<v Speaker 2>the people that own it are fucking wild.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, they're a little bit cuckoo for sure. But it

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<v Speaker 4>was cool. I mean, it's a good time. I think

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<v Speaker 4>it's a little uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>If you went at the right time and all the

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<v Speaker 4>animals are really active, I think it'd be worth what

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<v Speaker 4>they're charging for. But if you go and the animals

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<v Speaker 4>aren't doing a whole lot, you're like, wow, I just dropped,

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<v Speaker 4>like how much on this? Yeah, But whatever, it's the experience.

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<v Speaker 4>It's good. Had a good Easter weekend. I decided on

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<v Speaker 4>a whim when I woke up yesterday, being Easter and

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<v Speaker 3>It's always at first repeater and you're like, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>The third one I popped out. I was like, man,

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<v Speaker 4>take another one just in case, Like I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>So good, it's good.

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<v Speaker 4>But it was good. Yeah. So Dom and I went

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<v Speaker 4>golfing on Saturday morning, like the butt ass crack of dawn.

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<v Speaker 4>was perfect though, but then yeah, it was still gorgeous, so.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really nice. I actually I liked I liked

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<v Speaker 2>us leaving as the crowd was showing up.

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<v Speaker 4>It was getting big.

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<v Speaker 3>It was definitely right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was definitely worth fighting the first like what

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<v Speaker 2>three four holes of kind of chilliness.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, there were chili in the holes. What kind of

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<v Speaker 3>golf course were you guys at Damp? Was it that

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<v Speaker 3>kind of clubhouse.

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<v Speaker 2>You know where?

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<v Speaker 4>How was your weekdom So far?

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<v Speaker 2>So good? Last week wasn't too terrible. I just kind

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<v Speaker 2>of worked and dicked around and dealing with kids being sick.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids have been sick one after another, so we

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<v Speaker 2>I had to pick up Cali and take her to

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<v Speaker 2>urgent care last week one of the day's Thursday. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and then it just kind of rolled into the next kids.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I got I got asked to go to

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<v Speaker 2>Napa County and I'm up here in Wine Country because

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<v Speaker 2>there was an emergency need for a safety oversight for

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<v Speaker 2>one of the jobs out here and they didn't have anybody,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just said yes because it's decent money. So

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<v Speaker 2>it's only like five days if you count Sunday, the

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<v Speaker 2>day that I flew.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I have to do a callback on this episode.

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<v Speaker 4>I just think it's funny that anybody that's listened to

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<v Speaker 4>this for a long time, or maybe you're brand new

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<v Speaker 4>to this and you haven't tuned out yet because you're retarded.

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<v Speaker 4>But domet being a safety officer just brings the call

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<v Speaker 4>back to the story and being up on a ladder

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<v Speaker 4>kicking out of his panty.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it. I did it safely. Okay, I did

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<v Speaker 2>it safely. That's all that matters. Strikes again. So the

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<v Speaker 2>great the greatest part about this, right is that they

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<v Speaker 2>have somebody shadowing me the first day, so today, because

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<v Speaker 2>of course I told him my daughter, like, look, I

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<v Speaker 2>can't I can't work all week under no circumstances will

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<v Speaker 2>I work Friday. I have to be back in Vegas

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<v Speaker 2>on Friday. My daughter has a dance competition and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to miss it. I don't care about your

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<v Speaker 2>emergency that much. So so they're like, Okay, that's fine,

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<v Speaker 2>we'll figure it out. And they have somebody who has

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<v Speaker 2>never been a safety officer before. She is safety trained

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<v Speaker 2>and she is very smart. I will give her that,

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<v Speaker 2>but she she's never done this before, or she's never

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<v Speaker 2>done safety oversight, so it's a little different. And so

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<v Speaker 2>they had her shadow me today and all I kept

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<v Speaker 2>hearing was why am I here? Like like, okay, what

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<v Speaker 2>am I here for? Okay? I don't understand, Like I

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<v Speaker 2>don't understand what am I supposed to be here for.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, will you just fucking stand there and

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<v Speaker 2>watch people, like that's your job.

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<v Speaker 4>All of a sudden, you slowly here zipper like.

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<v Speaker 2>You're like, your your job, your job. I can't tell

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<v Speaker 2>you this enough. Your job is to know what to

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<v Speaker 2>do if something goes wrong. Your job is to fill

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<v Speaker 2>out the paperwork that I am showing you how to

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<v Speaker 2>fill out. Just stand here and watch people take pictures,

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<v Speaker 2>note everything, like, write down notes. You have a book,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a journal, Like, just write everything down. It

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter, it doesn't it doesn't have to go into record.

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<v Speaker 2>Just just write it down. Just write it down so

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<v Speaker 2>you can reference it later. Like what are they doing?

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<v Speaker 2>What times are they doing things? It's just it's so simple.

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<v Speaker 2>And she's like, can I just go back to looking

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<v Speaker 2>at rocks. I'm like, checks check.

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<v Speaker 4>Their notes at the end of the week, because like,

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<v Speaker 4>this guy is an idiot. He can't spell how this

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<v Speaker 4>safety guy watches a lot of retired videos.

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<v Speaker 2>So dude, I'm I'll say it. I'm in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>When I say I'm in the middle of Wine Country,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I am in the middle of wine country,

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<v Speaker 2>like the Sutter Hoolmes Wine Winery is down the block.

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<v Speaker 2>Like these houses look like some old money houses, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>some of them look like cartel houses. They're really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>They're get drunk on the cheap let's go probably. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a whole nother story for offline. So yeah, there

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<v Speaker 2>were you but checking wine with Mitchell earlier. Maybe it's

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<v Speaker 2>banana line. Motherfucker's making me. He's making banana line in

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<v Speaker 2>the back of his fucking office back there.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's secretly making need under the counter side.

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<v Speaker 2>How how many how many of these wineries do you think,

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm telling you, dude, like some of these houses

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<v Speaker 2>are Okay, that sounds about right. How many? How many

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<v Speaker 2>of these wineries do you think do things like under

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<v Speaker 2>under the table and like on the low?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, all their workers like everyone who picks grapes and

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<v Speaker 3>ship none of them are filing taxes. You don't think

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<v Speaker 3>so because they'd be deported if they did.

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<v Speaker 2>There is there is there are a conspiracy theory about

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<v Speaker 2>the workers that work in wineries, and that the large.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna leave that in the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, people, my Jesus, you could you could throw that

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<v Speaker 2>in there and then hit the rewind button that you

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<v Speaker 2>love so much that sound anyway, that was supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>be a fucking lead into our first segment, which is

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<v Speaker 2>conspiracy theories. I love conspiracy theories. I go down rabbit

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<v Speaker 2>holes all the time. Mm hmmm. Do you guys have

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<v Speaker 2>a favorite rabbit hole that you like to go down?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, we've talked a lot about like I, Yes, definite favorites.

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<v Speaker 4>What I ended up looking up this go around, though,

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<v Speaker 4>was ones that I may have heard or may even

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<v Speaker 4>have not have heard. Hold on, hold on, I have

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<v Speaker 4>heard the conspiracy theory, but I never dove into the

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<v Speaker 4>actual details of because it's outlandish to me.

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<v Speaker 3>You saw the headline, but you didn't read.

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<v Speaker 4>It, right, Okay, like my first one. I'll just say

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<v Speaker 4>the first one, the moon isn't real. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, so I've.

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<v Speaker 4>Heard that, but you don't dive into it. And then

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<v Speaker 4>I start to read and this brings up a whole

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<v Speaker 4>mix of feeling. So it says some people think the

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<v Speaker 4>moon doesn't exist. The conspiracy theory has gained particular attraction

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<v Speaker 4>with flat earth. There's no surprise there, and they think

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<v Speaker 4>the moon is simply a projection. So it's not about

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<v Speaker 4>the moon being fake. But now what I want to

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<v Speaker 4>know is, wait, a projection, So who's projecting it and

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<v Speaker 4>what are they projecting it on?

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<v Speaker 3>The Saudis Dude, they got the wouldn't have money for

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<v Speaker 3>any technology.

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<v Speaker 4>Projecting it on and wouldn't we that we're in That

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<v Speaker 4>would exactly that unfolds, that sentence unfolds way more conspiracy

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<v Speaker 4>theory than what I really want to get into, Like

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<v Speaker 4>before I have a straight up panic attack, because that's

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<v Speaker 4>straight up like matrix shit.

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<v Speaker 2>What if we are a terrarium? Right?

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<v Speaker 4>You know?

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<v Speaker 2>Like so, but I think that's I think it's a

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<v Speaker 2>leading theory. So back in nineteen sixty two, I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was the government did a bunch of testings that

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<v Speaker 2>where they essentially wanted to know what the atomic bomb

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<v Speaker 2>would do to the atmosphere, like what effects it would

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<v Speaker 2>have if it went off in the atmosphere. You know what,

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<v Speaker 2>They called it project fishbowl. Why would they call it

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<v Speaker 2>project fishbowl if we weren't in a fish bowl? Right?

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<v Speaker 4>So you're saying that flat earthers aren't completely wrong, but

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<v Speaker 4>they're not completely right because there's a flat bottom with

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<v Speaker 4>correct globe around.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly that and that would give you something to project

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<v Speaker 2>the moon onto.

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<v Speaker 3>Every flat earth through out there just went So you're

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<v Speaker 3>saying there's a chance.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's a fuck load of physics that don't

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<v Speaker 2>go with their theory. But yeah, I love I love

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<v Speaker 2>the flat Earth conspiracy. I really do. I absolutely love

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<v Speaker 2>it because it's cute. Yeah, there's there are just enough

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<v Speaker 2>facts right to be like maybe, like maybe maybe there's

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<v Speaker 2>a chance, and then reality kicks in and you're like Noah,

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<v Speaker 2>never mind. But yeah, my I think my favorite one

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<v Speaker 2>is the Pyramids, Like I.

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<v Speaker 4>Love talking about it, like the especially the new ship that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Come out, the new stuff that came out. Are these tunnels,

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<v Speaker 2>these too light spir in sphir sphere spinnacles.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, now it makes sense why they had those barricades

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<v Speaker 3>up all that time. They didn't want us to know

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<v Speaker 3>what was really down there.

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<v Speaker 2>So my my theory with this is that the government

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<v Speaker 2>or some entity right people that they know exactly what's

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<v Speaker 2>going on with the Pyramids. They know who built them,

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<v Speaker 2>they know what they were for, they know how they

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<v Speaker 2>built them, everything about them that this is known, right, So,

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<v Speaker 2>like the consensus with certain people and experts is that

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<v Speaker 2>these slaves built them and they were tombs for people.

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<v Speaker 2>But the problem with that is is that there were

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<v Speaker 2>no bodies ever found in this Great Pyramid. Right, we'll

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<v Speaker 2>just talk about the Great Pyramids. Nobody's ever found in

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<v Speaker 2>the Great Pyramid. So the tomb theory is lost. How

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<v Speaker 2>can you say it's a tomb when there's no bodies,

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<v Speaker 2>It doesn't add up.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, they're found around it.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly. They were found around it, and like, oh, well

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<v Speaker 2>they got pillaged, they they got stolen and everything robbed. Well, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but then why didn't some of the valuables that were

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<v Speaker 2>in there too, Like wouldn't have just been wiped fucking clean? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it was kind of too hard to get stuff out

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<v Speaker 2>of Okay. The pyramids themselves were made up of massive

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<v Speaker 2>stone structures. There's over one hundred fucking pillars that are

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<v Speaker 2>in there that are like seventy tons each. They're granite.

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<v Speaker 2>These granite beams that are held that are holding up

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<v Speaker 2>some of the structure of the Great Pyramid seventy tons each. Right,

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<v Speaker 2>they were lifted to three hundred and fifty feet above

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<v Speaker 2>the ground. That defies so many laws of physics, especially

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<v Speaker 2>for the time, Like we don't have the technology to

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<v Speaker 2>lift that much. Now, how the fuck did slaves do it? Then? Right,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care how many slaves you have. A thousand

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<v Speaker 2>men don't equal one fucking crane that we have.

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00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:42.799
<v Speaker 4>Now now, And they say like, oh, like row Bulley

426
00:24:42.880 --> 00:24:45.720
<v Speaker 4>system and blah blah blah blah blah, it doesn't work

427
00:24:45.799 --> 00:24:49.079
<v Speaker 4>because because what in all reality if they were that

428
00:24:49.279 --> 00:24:51.279
<v Speaker 4>smart to get all of that, then they say that

429
00:24:51.359 --> 00:24:56.079
<v Speaker 4>technology doubles every eighteen months, So we went for thousands

430
00:24:56.200 --> 00:24:58.880
<v Speaker 4>years of regression after that exactly.

431
00:24:59.079 --> 00:25:01.559
<v Speaker 2>And what's crazy is like some of the granite that's

432
00:25:01.599 --> 00:25:07.079
<v Speaker 2>found inside this pyramid is suspected to have been brought

433
00:25:07.480 --> 00:25:12.559
<v Speaker 2>from over five hundred miles away. Right, some of the stones,

434
00:25:13.119 --> 00:25:15.599
<v Speaker 2>with the precision that was cut, you can't fit a

435
00:25:15.640 --> 00:25:21.200
<v Speaker 2>piece of paper in between them. Just the above ground structures.

436
00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:24.279
<v Speaker 2>Let's not even talk about the new structures, just the

437
00:25:24.319 --> 00:25:27.480
<v Speaker 2>above ground structures. It is said that with the technology

438
00:25:27.480 --> 00:25:30.200
<v Speaker 2>they had at the time, that it would have taken

439
00:25:30.359 --> 00:25:33.720
<v Speaker 2>thousands of years to build it. With the ways that

440
00:25:33.759 --> 00:25:37.680
<v Speaker 2>they are saying it got built, physics do not allow

441
00:25:37.880 --> 00:25:40.960
<v Speaker 2>for this structure to be done the way they say it.

442
00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:45.160
<v Speaker 2>But everybody believes it, and everybody just blindly fucking agrees

443
00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:49.880
<v Speaker 2>that it's fine. I feel like there had to have

444
00:25:49.920 --> 00:25:56.200
<v Speaker 2>been some other thing that built this structure and other structures.

445
00:25:56.279 --> 00:25:58.839
<v Speaker 2>There's also pyramids that are found around the world. How

446
00:25:58.880 --> 00:26:03.519
<v Speaker 2>could pyramids? How could people in Mexico know exactly how

447
00:26:03.559 --> 00:26:05.680
<v Speaker 2>to build a pyramid the exact way that people in

448
00:26:05.720 --> 00:26:09.160
<v Speaker 2>Egypt did in the timeframe that they say that it happened.

449
00:26:09.279 --> 00:26:11.920
<v Speaker 2>They wouldn't have had contact with each other. They wouldn't

450
00:26:11.920 --> 00:26:16.319
<v Speaker 2>have even known that they existed. They shouldn't have. So

451
00:26:16.400 --> 00:26:19.279
<v Speaker 2>we're missing. There's so much information that we're missing with this.

452
00:26:22.279 --> 00:26:26.799
<v Speaker 2>My conspiracy, like everybody talks about aliens and whatnot, my

453
00:26:26.960 --> 00:26:31.119
<v Speaker 2>bare bone conspiracy that I wholeheartedly believe without a shadow

454
00:26:31.119 --> 00:26:32.839
<v Speaker 2>of a doubt, is that there are people that are

455
00:26:32.839 --> 00:26:35.480
<v Speaker 2>in this world that know exactly how they were made,

456
00:26:36.200 --> 00:26:38.720
<v Speaker 2>why they were made, when they were made, by whom

457
00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:42.319
<v Speaker 2>they were made, all of it. They know everything, and

458
00:26:42.359 --> 00:26:44.720
<v Speaker 2>they just don't give us the information because if they

459
00:26:44.759 --> 00:26:48.079
<v Speaker 2>gave us that information, it would have literally changed the

460
00:26:48.160 --> 00:26:52.119
<v Speaker 2>course of mankind, and they didn't want that to happen.

461
00:26:53.000 --> 00:26:55.440
<v Speaker 3>That's white privilege.

462
00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:58.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably, Yeah, what you.

463
00:26:58.079 --> 00:27:01.480
<v Speaker 3>Just describe right there, and who Majia, why they major

464
00:27:01.519 --> 00:27:02.359
<v Speaker 3>They're still around.

465
00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:12.519
<v Speaker 2>They didn't go get the milk, They stuck around. Is

466
00:27:12.559 --> 00:27:13.519
<v Speaker 2>that your conspiracy?

467
00:27:14.240 --> 00:27:18.079
<v Speaker 3>No, No, my conspiracy I was like, hold on like

468
00:27:18.119 --> 00:27:20.440
<v Speaker 3>much less that black black dads stick around?

469
00:27:20.519 --> 00:27:22.440
<v Speaker 2>Is that the stick around? No?

470
00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:26.400
<v Speaker 3>My conspiracy is it's kind of one. I've been putting

471
00:27:26.440 --> 00:27:28.359
<v Speaker 3>together a little bit. But I think like some floaters

472
00:27:28.359 --> 00:27:29.839
<v Speaker 3>out there have like kind of alluded to the same

473
00:27:29.880 --> 00:27:32.640
<v Speaker 3>thing that I'm saying. But like we all know that,

474
00:27:32.960 --> 00:27:35.599
<v Speaker 3>you know, when World War two ended, the Nazis like

475
00:27:35.680 --> 00:27:38.880
<v Speaker 3>scattered mostly to South America. They scattered up to a

476
00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:40.519
<v Speaker 3>bunch of other places too. There's you know, there were

477
00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:43.839
<v Speaker 3>people in in Russia, There's people that went to China,

478
00:27:43.880 --> 00:27:48.319
<v Speaker 3>there was people that went to Africa, especially South Africa. Yeah,

479
00:27:48.680 --> 00:27:51.480
<v Speaker 3>but I think that you know, definitely a main hub

480
00:27:51.519 --> 00:27:53.720
<v Speaker 3>with South America. But the point is is that his

481
00:27:53.920 --> 00:27:57.359
<v Speaker 3>ideas and ideology like still got out like a virus,

482
00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:01.440
<v Speaker 3>and I think it's been brewing out there for a

483
00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:04.759
<v Speaker 3>minute and it's been just multiplying itself like a you know,

484
00:28:04.799 --> 00:28:07.279
<v Speaker 3>like a virus would, and then it's going to get

485
00:28:07.279 --> 00:28:11.119
<v Speaker 3>to a point of potential sustainability. Where now what we're

486
00:28:11.160 --> 00:28:16.079
<v Speaker 3>seeing with the rise of just people like just kind

487
00:28:16.079 --> 00:28:20.640
<v Speaker 3>of weirdly blindly going for you know, stuff that is

488
00:28:20.680 --> 00:28:22.960
<v Speaker 3>just anti semitic, whether it be in protest or people

489
00:28:23.079 --> 00:28:25.440
<v Speaker 3>just straight up saying yeah, like I'm this I think

490
00:28:25.559 --> 00:28:29.319
<v Speaker 3>is at like a crazy all time high that's like unprecedented.

491
00:28:29.400 --> 00:28:32.319
<v Speaker 3>And so I think this has been like eighty years

492
00:28:32.359 --> 00:28:35.119
<v Speaker 3>in the making of like a rise of that again.

493
00:28:35.720 --> 00:28:37.799
<v Speaker 3>And I don't know, I think in the future like

494
00:28:37.839 --> 00:28:39.319
<v Speaker 3>that's going to be something that we're going to deal

495
00:28:39.319 --> 00:28:41.680
<v Speaker 3>with again. You know, I think I think we're going

496
00:28:41.720 --> 00:28:44.359
<v Speaker 3>to be old when it happens. But I do think

497
00:28:44.359 --> 00:28:47.720
<v Speaker 3>it's going to happen. I do think that World War

498
00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:50.640
<v Speaker 3>III is going to involve them again and somehow and

499
00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:56.319
<v Speaker 3>in some big capacity, and they'll all be driving Tesla's.

500
00:28:58.680 --> 00:29:01.400
<v Speaker 2>Speaking speaking of test is that's another one. So the

501
00:29:01.480 --> 00:29:03.519
<v Speaker 2>other one that that's kind of wild that I just

502
00:29:03.640 --> 00:29:07.240
<v Speaker 2>kind of I heard more of is that Elon Musk

503
00:29:07.319 --> 00:29:14.119
<v Speaker 2>is a plant. So there's people, Yeah, there's there's people

504
00:29:14.160 --> 00:29:17.920
<v Speaker 2>in power that put him in place as a figure

505
00:29:18.559 --> 00:29:22.599
<v Speaker 2>as a figurehead for all of these companies and entities

506
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:30.279
<v Speaker 2>to essentially, uh, take the the eyes off of who's

507
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:33.759
<v Speaker 2>really running things. They just want him as a kind

508
00:29:33.759 --> 00:29:38.200
<v Speaker 2>of a Manchurian candidate kind of thing. Uh yeah, and

509
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:43.440
<v Speaker 2>that he basically isn't smart and doesn't fucking doesn't really

510
00:29:43.480 --> 00:29:45.960
<v Speaker 2>know what he's supposed to know and just fakes it.

511
00:29:46.680 --> 00:29:49.920
<v Speaker 2>And there's some things out there that support this theory,

512
00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:52.240
<v Speaker 2>Like he went on a rant where he was saying

513
00:29:52.279 --> 00:29:53.920
<v Speaker 2>that he was the best gamer in the world for

514
00:29:53.960 --> 00:29:58.000
<v Speaker 2>a couple of games like Path of Exile and Diablo

515
00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:01.400
<v Speaker 2>three I think it was, uh, but then he somehow

516
00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:03.880
<v Speaker 2>they got video of him playing or he played online

517
00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:07.319
<v Speaker 2>or something. I don't remember the exact dynamic and facts

518
00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:11.039
<v Speaker 2>of it, but they watched him, these pro gamers watched

519
00:30:11.079 --> 00:30:13.279
<v Speaker 2>him playing these games or this video of him playing

520
00:30:13.319 --> 00:30:15.880
<v Speaker 2>these games and realized he absolutely sucked and didn't know

521
00:30:15.920 --> 00:30:18.759
<v Speaker 2>the basic the basics of the game and called him

522
00:30:18.759 --> 00:30:20.559
<v Speaker 2>out on it because he was claiming to be, you know,

523
00:30:20.680 --> 00:30:22.880
<v Speaker 2>top ten in the world, top five in the world

524
00:30:22.920 --> 00:30:25.160
<v Speaker 2>or some shit like that. And then there was another

525
00:30:25.160 --> 00:30:28.119
<v Speaker 2>thing that had come out where he had said some

526
00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:30.559
<v Speaker 2>kind of science fact that wasn't right, and other some

527
00:30:30.640 --> 00:30:33.079
<v Speaker 2>other things. And so there's a theory out there that

528
00:30:33.799 --> 00:30:38.319
<v Speaker 2>basically somebody said, Okay, we have these companies, we don't

529
00:30:38.359 --> 00:30:41.400
<v Speaker 2>want to be known to be running these companies, So

530
00:30:41.480 --> 00:30:44.240
<v Speaker 2>we're going to find somebody, and they fucking took this

531
00:30:44.319 --> 00:30:48.200
<v Speaker 2>guy and was like here you go, and they put

532
00:30:48.279 --> 00:30:49.720
<v Speaker 2>him in place instead.

533
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:54.599
<v Speaker 3>To add to that, he did say that he thinks

534
00:30:54.640 --> 00:31:00.839
<v Speaker 3>that the simulation like matrix theory is pretty true, because

535
00:31:00.920 --> 00:31:03.440
<v Speaker 3>it would make sense why he has it so good

536
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.319
<v Speaker 3>when he's probably a janitor in that real life, some

537
00:31:07.400 --> 00:31:09.799
<v Speaker 3>guy just going home and putting on the VR and bam.

538
00:31:10.759 --> 00:31:18.480
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, shit, damn all right, musk shit.

539
00:31:19.039 --> 00:31:22.480
<v Speaker 3>So I'm some kind of weird support character in somehow

540
00:31:22.559 --> 00:31:28.160
<v Speaker 3>some way? Is that my code? I'm the support character? Shit,

541
00:31:29.559 --> 00:31:31.680
<v Speaker 3>I cause your stock to drop on the stone baby

542
00:31:33.039 --> 00:31:35.240
<v Speaker 3>one puff uff that cheeb and you were like, dude,

543
00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:37.160
<v Speaker 3>worth a billion.

544
00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:41.599
<v Speaker 4>Less I got. I found another one that I've never heard,

545
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:45.599
<v Speaker 4>this one, and so it intrigued me. Prince Charles is

546
00:31:45.640 --> 00:31:46.279
<v Speaker 4>a vampire.

547
00:31:47.240 --> 00:31:48.160
<v Speaker 3>I like that one.

548
00:31:48.640 --> 00:31:49.480
<v Speaker 4>I have heard that.

549
00:31:49.480 --> 00:31:50.319
<v Speaker 3>That one's funny.

550
00:31:50.599 --> 00:31:55.039
<v Speaker 4>He's actually genetically related and linked to Glad the Impaler,

551
00:31:56.079 --> 00:32:00.519
<v Speaker 4>which was the inspiration for the bram Stroker Stokers. Dracula

552
00:32:01.240 --> 00:32:04.279
<v Speaker 4>and many royals in Charles' budline were known to have

553
00:32:04.359 --> 00:32:08.559
<v Speaker 4>the disease poor furia, which is an iron deficiency that

554
00:32:08.640 --> 00:32:10.799
<v Speaker 4>causes people to be sensitive to sunlight.

555
00:32:11.799 --> 00:32:17.759
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, is that why it's always damn when he's outside?

556
00:32:18.200 --> 00:32:20.480
<v Speaker 3>Guys go out when it's overcasting.

557
00:32:21.839 --> 00:32:25.559
<v Speaker 4>Which that also plays into the the doppelganger theories, Like

558
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:28.880
<v Speaker 4>you see a lot of celebrities that they find doppelganger

559
00:32:28.920 --> 00:32:33.839
<v Speaker 4>pictures of them from a right and you're just like,

560
00:32:34.359 --> 00:32:38.119
<v Speaker 4>maybe it's not a doppelganger. Maybe they maybe that's really

561
00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:41.119
<v Speaker 4>who they are, you know, maybe it's not Joe Biden.

562
00:32:41.640 --> 00:32:47.279
<v Speaker 2>Well maybe maybe The other theory that goes to that

563
00:32:47.359 --> 00:32:49.319
<v Speaker 2>is that some of these celebrities who have a shitload

564
00:32:49.319 --> 00:32:52.240
<v Speaker 2>of money are cloning themselves, and they're making a clone

565
00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:54.559
<v Speaker 2>of themselves, and then the clone kind of comes into

566
00:32:54.599 --> 00:32:56.279
<v Speaker 2>life at some point, you know.

567
00:32:56.880 --> 00:32:59.680
<v Speaker 3>But then I read somewhere that there's a company in

568
00:32:59.720 --> 00:33:02.039
<v Speaker 3>Europe up that will freeze your body for like X

569
00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:04.519
<v Speaker 3>amount of dollars so then they can keep you in

570
00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:08.160
<v Speaker 3>cryogenic stasis, uh like kind of like just freshly died

571
00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:11.759
<v Speaker 3>until they like find a like cure in the future

572
00:33:11.799 --> 00:33:14.160
<v Speaker 3>and they can revive you something like that.

573
00:33:14.200 --> 00:33:18.119
<v Speaker 2>And I was like, so I got a question, back

574
00:33:18.240 --> 00:33:21.039
<v Speaker 2>back to your back to your three Jordan, would either

575
00:33:21.079 --> 00:33:25.000
<v Speaker 2>of you guys allow a vampire to bite you to

576
00:33:25.079 --> 00:33:27.640
<v Speaker 2>become a vampire, Like, would you become a vampire if

577
00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:27.960
<v Speaker 2>you could?

578
00:33:32.279 --> 00:33:35.400
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. Part of me wants to say yeah,

579
00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:38.759
<v Speaker 3>but part of me is also like, hold up, hold on.

580
00:33:38.799 --> 00:33:44.039
<v Speaker 4>If you were a vampire, would you only snack on fatties?

581
00:33:44.440 --> 00:33:47.160
<v Speaker 4>You know, because they're like the junk food. After you

582
00:33:47.200 --> 00:33:49.759
<v Speaker 4>get high in your vampire and you drop an edible,

583
00:33:50.000 --> 00:33:51.799
<v Speaker 4>you're like, now I gotta go chase down B word,

584
00:33:52.279 --> 00:33:52.599
<v Speaker 4>take a.

585
00:33:52.599 --> 00:33:57.720
<v Speaker 2>Bite, A bite you on B word for a year,

586
00:33:59.400 --> 00:34:01.720
<v Speaker 2>the vampire would have a Charlie horse and it would

587
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:07.200
<v Speaker 2>still catch B word.

588
00:34:11.320 --> 00:34:14.239
<v Speaker 4>I actively, I do actively know that Beward does listen

589
00:34:14.280 --> 00:34:17.079
<v Speaker 4>to this show, because he called me last week fucking

590
00:34:17.239 --> 00:34:20.079
<v Speaker 4>roaring about how I hit the I hit the code

591
00:34:20.400 --> 00:34:24.039
<v Speaker 4>in f m K, about how I called like the killing.

592
00:34:24.079 --> 00:34:26.639
<v Speaker 4>Kate Upton was like, you know, blah blah blah. So

593
00:34:26.679 --> 00:34:28.599
<v Speaker 4>and I do know he's listening to this, But man,

594
00:34:30.119 --> 00:34:32.239
<v Speaker 4>could you imagine watching were trying to run from his

595
00:34:32.880 --> 00:34:34.280
<v Speaker 4>from a fucking vampire?

596
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:39.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh jesus, you could. Just I can't see the vampire

597
00:34:39.239 --> 00:34:41.480
<v Speaker 2>turn into a bat thinking that he was gonna have

598
00:34:41.519 --> 00:34:44.199
<v Speaker 2>to like chase and then just like immediately come out

599
00:34:44.239 --> 00:34:45.199
<v Speaker 2>of the bat and be like, I don't know what

600
00:34:45.239 --> 00:34:51.960
<v Speaker 2>the I'm doing, slowly like Michael Meyers, he pulls out

601
00:34:51.960 --> 00:34:54.639
<v Speaker 2>a straw. He like pulls out a straw, undoes it

602
00:34:54.679 --> 00:34:56.760
<v Speaker 2>from the plastic and just gets ready to like stick

603
00:34:56.760 --> 00:35:02.079
<v Speaker 2>it in his neck juice box.

604
00:35:02.960 --> 00:35:05.480
<v Speaker 3>He pulls out like a piece of wood, like a

605
00:35:05.519 --> 00:35:09.119
<v Speaker 3>long branch, and like ties a string with rotisserie chicken

606
00:35:09.159 --> 00:35:10.480
<v Speaker 3>on it and puts it in front of himself and

607
00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:12.039
<v Speaker 3>then he's off to the races.

608
00:35:14.199 --> 00:35:15.880
<v Speaker 2>Do you think b Word would even run from a

609
00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:18.039
<v Speaker 2>vampire or do you think you just give up immediately?

610
00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:22.360
<v Speaker 3>I think I think I think b Ward would say,

611
00:35:22.639 --> 00:35:24.800
<v Speaker 3>if you can puncture through it, you can have it.

612
00:35:26.559 --> 00:35:27.079
<v Speaker 4>That's fair.

613
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:30.920
<v Speaker 2>Can you imagine if it broke the vampire's teeth, that's

614
00:35:30.960 --> 00:35:33.840
<v Speaker 2>like a fucking jawbreaker. Dallas just wan and overtime, by

615
00:35:33.840 --> 00:35:37.679
<v Speaker 2>the way, Hell yeah, yeah, that was a good if

616
00:35:37.679 --> 00:35:39.880
<v Speaker 2>you if you, if you've seen me looking that way,

617
00:35:39.920 --> 00:35:43.920
<v Speaker 2>and yeah yeah, b Ward.

618
00:35:44.360 --> 00:35:46.760
<v Speaker 3>B Word would have like two hundred byte marks and

619
00:35:46.800 --> 00:35:48.559
<v Speaker 3>somebody like, why do you tune her bipe marks? And

620
00:35:48.559 --> 00:35:50.159
<v Speaker 3>he'd be like he couldn't find the vein.

621
00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:56.639
<v Speaker 2>B Words like the rhino to a fucking vampire. You

622
00:35:56.679 --> 00:36:02.400
<v Speaker 2>just can't puncture his fucking skin, Like, what the fuck

623
00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:07.960
<v Speaker 2>happened to you? Oh that's great, I would do it

624
00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:09.519
<v Speaker 2>in a heartbeat. No I didn't. I did not have

625
00:36:09.559 --> 00:36:11.760
<v Speaker 2>another conspiracy. I mean, there's a there's a ton of

626
00:36:11.760 --> 00:36:12.880
<v Speaker 2>conspiracies out there.

627
00:36:13.599 --> 00:36:14.639
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, tons.

628
00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:17.480
<v Speaker 2>So actually, to go back to your moon theory thing,

629
00:36:17.559 --> 00:36:19.119
<v Speaker 2>So one thing I did forget to say, and I

630
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:21.480
<v Speaker 2>wanted to Another thing is is that there's a lot

631
00:36:21.480 --> 00:36:23.840
<v Speaker 2>of people that think the moon is fake because you

632
00:36:24.000 --> 00:36:29.239
<v Speaker 2>never see the moon change, so we always see the

633
00:36:29.239 --> 00:36:34.159
<v Speaker 2>same side of the moon. It never turns in, yeah,

634
00:36:34.320 --> 00:36:37.199
<v Speaker 2>to allow us to see the other side. And that's

635
00:36:37.280 --> 00:36:39.480
<v Speaker 2>part of that theory I think, or part of the

636
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:44.480
<v Speaker 2>theory that the moon is fake is just so. Yeah,

637
00:36:42.800 --> 00:36:47.000
<v Speaker 2>I would like to explore that one more. If I

638
00:36:47.039 --> 00:36:49.079
<v Speaker 2>could go somewhere, in all honesty, I would like to

639
00:36:49.119 --> 00:36:54.000
<v Speaker 2>go to the moon. I heard something about the moon.

640
00:36:55.199 --> 00:36:58.159
<v Speaker 3>I'm on the moon right now. You could be there

641
00:36:58.159 --> 00:36:58.599
<v Speaker 3>if you want.

642
00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:01.840
<v Speaker 2>I heard something about the moon being so far away

643
00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:04.199
<v Speaker 2>that you could fit a whole galaxy in between us,

644
00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:06.280
<v Speaker 2>or some shit like that. To look up the exact

645
00:37:07.519 --> 00:37:09.039
<v Speaker 2>the exact information, but.

646
00:37:10.400 --> 00:37:13.039
<v Speaker 4>There well, also, speaking of the moon, people think that,

647
00:37:13.320 --> 00:37:18.000
<v Speaker 4>uh that Apollo, what was it Apollo?

648
00:37:18.760 --> 00:37:19.840
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, there was another one.

649
00:37:19.880 --> 00:37:23.679
<v Speaker 4>Apollo seventeen was not the final, and then Apollow eighteen,

650
00:37:23.719 --> 00:37:26.559
<v Speaker 4>the movie about Apollo eighteen is actually a real story

651
00:37:26.880 --> 00:37:29.960
<v Speaker 4>that they just don't tell people because it ended tragically

652
00:37:30.000 --> 00:37:33.039
<v Speaker 4>with them actually running into aliens on the moon. And

653
00:37:33.079 --> 00:37:36.639
<v Speaker 4>I'm like, that'd be fucking dope, that'd be kind of cool.

654
00:37:37.079 --> 00:37:41.320
<v Speaker 4>But then debate like why why keep everything so secretive?

655
00:37:41.360 --> 00:37:43.719
<v Speaker 4>You know, like you said, people know about the pyramids, right,

656
00:37:43.760 --> 00:37:46.159
<v Speaker 4>If they really do know the all that shit, it's like,

657
00:37:46.159 --> 00:37:50.119
<v Speaker 4>well what, because it's gonna cause mass panic, Like people

658
00:37:50.119 --> 00:37:52.159
<v Speaker 4>have literally come out recently and said, no, Aliens are

659
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:54.079
<v Speaker 4>for sure real, Like you're at the point now that

660
00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:56.119
<v Speaker 4>people are just like, okay, fuck it.

661
00:37:57.159 --> 00:37:59.719
<v Speaker 2>I So I think it's I think it's more than that.

662
00:37:59.760 --> 00:38:02.840
<v Speaker 2>I think I think that there's there's so so so

663
00:38:03.079 --> 00:38:07.840
<v Speaker 2>much more to it. I mean, I don't know in reality.

664
00:38:08.119 --> 00:38:10.960
<v Speaker 2>In reality, it's probably super simple. They just don't know, right,

665
00:38:11.519 --> 00:38:14.480
<v Speaker 2>But my theory is that they know they know what

666
00:38:14.559 --> 00:38:17.760
<v Speaker 2>it is, and there's so much more to it that

667
00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:22.119
<v Speaker 2>it would cause it would genuinely cause questioning and panic

668
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:26.320
<v Speaker 2>and people would try and storm, try and storm you know,

669
00:38:26.480 --> 00:38:29.280
<v Speaker 2>the pyramids to take over and figure out, and it

670
00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:33.039
<v Speaker 2>would just cause hysteria in that way where people were

671
00:38:33.039 --> 00:38:37.559
<v Speaker 2>trying to find out information, get steal things, you know, bombarred,

672
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:41.599
<v Speaker 2>bombard the pyramid, and it would cause them to change

673
00:38:41.639 --> 00:38:45.920
<v Speaker 2>focus from what they want, creating this just weird mass panic.

674
00:38:45.960 --> 00:38:47.639
<v Speaker 2>And you'd have because we already have a lot of

675
00:38:47.679 --> 00:38:49.880
<v Speaker 2>war in the world as is, and a lot of

676
00:38:49.880 --> 00:38:52.679
<v Speaker 2>conflict in the world as is. But they can control it,

677
00:38:53.079 --> 00:38:56.800
<v Speaker 2>right if if we, if we, as the people really

678
00:38:56.880 --> 00:39:00.800
<v Speaker 2>wanted to, we could overthrow any government in this world. Well,

679
00:39:01.639 --> 00:39:04.239
<v Speaker 2>in a harpie, In a harpy, it's it's the ant theory, right,

680
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:08.320
<v Speaker 2>It's the ant versus the cricket theory, right, or the

681
00:39:08.360 --> 00:39:12.280
<v Speaker 2>grasshopper theory. Like if the ants rise up, the ants

682
00:39:12.320 --> 00:39:14.199
<v Speaker 2>can overcome any fucking.

683
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:16.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you're gonna lose a lot, but you're gonna overcome.

684
00:39:17.280 --> 00:39:20.079
<v Speaker 2>But you're gonna overcome. So and I and I think

685
00:39:20.119 --> 00:39:22.559
<v Speaker 2>that they know that. And I think whatever it is

686
00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:26.960
<v Speaker 2>that that some of some of these conspiracy theories that

687
00:39:27.039 --> 00:39:31.639
<v Speaker 2>are real, I think they would cause mass hysteria to

688
00:39:31.679 --> 00:39:34.880
<v Speaker 2>that point where they would lose control and they don't

689
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:39.360
<v Speaker 2>want to lose control because that's what it's all about, right,

690
00:39:40.119 --> 00:39:44.239
<v Speaker 2>It's all about control, of course, yeah, control, control, And

691
00:39:44.280 --> 00:39:47.559
<v Speaker 2>to some to some people, they believe the theory that

692
00:39:47.599 --> 00:39:53.360
<v Speaker 2>control is peace right, the ideology that control is peace yep,

693
00:39:53.440 --> 00:39:56.559
<v Speaker 2>if we are, if we are being controlled, then the

694
00:39:56.599 --> 00:40:01.000
<v Speaker 2>piece is kept and people don't get out of don't

695
00:40:01.039 --> 00:40:09.119
<v Speaker 2>get into too much chaos causing mass hysteria, pillaging, raping, plundering,

696
00:40:09.760 --> 00:40:12.960
<v Speaker 2>that kind of thing. We fall back into a you know,

697
00:40:13.079 --> 00:40:18.760
<v Speaker 2>dark ages kind of thing. But who knows, speaking of

698
00:40:18.840 --> 00:40:24.000
<v Speaker 2>back into the dark ages. My other segment was TV shows, Yeah,

699
00:40:24.079 --> 00:40:26.639
<v Speaker 2>from when you were a kid. So I was thinking

700
00:40:26.639 --> 00:40:29.199
<v Speaker 2>about this the other day because I was watching I

701
00:40:29.280 --> 00:40:32.119
<v Speaker 2>want to say, it was that seventy show and I

702
00:40:32.320 --> 00:40:36.519
<v Speaker 2>kind of caught some innuendos from red And during the show,

703
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:38.360
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, you know, I wonder how many

704
00:40:38.400 --> 00:40:43.519
<v Speaker 2>shows as a kid we watched, you know, from like

705
00:40:43.559 --> 00:40:47.360
<v Speaker 2>the ages of like ten to fifteen, and didn't realize

706
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:49.360
<v Speaker 2>that there were these dirty jokes. Like there's a couple

707
00:40:49.440 --> 00:40:52.119
<v Speaker 2>shows that I remember that I knew they were blatant

708
00:40:52.159 --> 00:40:54.760
<v Speaker 2>and in your face, like ren and stimpy and married

709
00:40:54.800 --> 00:40:59.239
<v Speaker 2>with children, right, even like like that seventy show King

710
00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:04.400
<v Speaker 2>of Queen's was another one, right where these the you know,

711
00:41:04.920 --> 00:41:08.440
<v Speaker 2>these shows had these jokes that were just in your face.

712
00:41:08.920 --> 00:41:14.239
<v Speaker 2>But then there were other shows like Seinfeld Friends, Uh

713
00:41:14.280 --> 00:41:18.039
<v Speaker 2>Sabrina the Teenage Witch was one of them, where like

714
00:41:18.119 --> 00:41:21.400
<v Speaker 2>the shows were less or the jokes were less obvious. Right,

715
00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:24.719
<v Speaker 2>Full House had some where the jokes were just a

716
00:41:24.760 --> 00:41:28.440
<v Speaker 2>lot less obvious. So what are some like, what are

717
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:31.079
<v Speaker 2>some of the shows that you guys watched as a kid, Like,

718
00:41:31.079 --> 00:41:34.119
<v Speaker 2>what were you, like your top five from the ages

719
00:41:34.159 --> 00:41:35.360
<v Speaker 2>of ten to fifteen?

720
00:41:37.880 --> 00:41:40.280
<v Speaker 3>I think first and foremost for me, it was WWE

721
00:41:41.079 --> 00:41:44.719
<v Speaker 3>you know, WWF before it got changed over, but I

722
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:47.159
<v Speaker 3>had I'd really started watching it after it, like just

723
00:41:47.239 --> 00:41:50.920
<v Speaker 3>after it got changed over. And so yeah, the whole

724
00:41:51.000 --> 00:41:54.000
<v Speaker 3>the whole DX saga was just purely like suck it.

725
00:41:54.119 --> 00:41:57.440
<v Speaker 3>I was like sucking. My parents were like stop, like

726
00:41:57.440 --> 00:41:59.239
<v Speaker 3>what They're like, you have no idea what that means.

727
00:41:59.239 --> 00:42:03.679
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, it's fucking Sean Michaels and Triple h. You know,

728
00:42:03.800 --> 00:42:05.000
<v Speaker 3>that's so good.

729
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:06.480
<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like screw you.

730
00:42:07.000 --> 00:42:09.679
<v Speaker 3>It's like screw you, Yeah, screw you exactly. And then

731
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:13.159
<v Speaker 3>later on I was like, oh.

732
00:42:12.440 --> 00:42:15.760
<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, I remember when women first came into wrestling,

733
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:18.519
<v Speaker 2>like with Sable and China and everything, and it was

734
00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:22.400
<v Speaker 2>just all about sexuality and they I think it was

735
00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:26.199
<v Speaker 2>Sable who did the desk scene with Vince McMahon in

736
00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:28.199
<v Speaker 2>the middle of the ring. Am I right about that?

737
00:42:28.360 --> 00:42:31.880
<v Speaker 2>Stacy Keeler, Stacey Keeler, Stacy Keeler. Yeah, she was like

738
00:42:31.960 --> 00:42:36.559
<v Speaker 2>stripping in the middle of the fucking ring. Yeah, as dude,

739
00:42:36.599 --> 00:42:40.239
<v Speaker 2>that's wild, like to think. And you you watch wrestling

740
00:42:40.280 --> 00:42:43.880
<v Speaker 2>now and it's so obvious, but back then, you you know,

741
00:42:43.920 --> 00:42:46.360
<v Speaker 2>you didn't realize that Vince McMahon was turning it into

742
00:42:46.400 --> 00:42:51.440
<v Speaker 2>this gigantic sexuality mess.

743
00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:59.880
<v Speaker 4>Sex sells. I have the two and and there. When

744
00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:03.039
<v Speaker 4>you think of them now, they're blatantly obvious, but when

745
00:43:03.079 --> 00:43:06.320
<v Speaker 4>you're like thirteen years old watching these, you catch some

746
00:43:06.440 --> 00:43:08.840
<v Speaker 4>of the shit, but the other shit you don't catch.

747
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:11.239
<v Speaker 4>And then you get older and you rewatch it because

748
00:43:11.239 --> 00:43:15.440
<v Speaker 4>there's still classics and still good. Uh. And the two

749
00:43:15.559 --> 00:43:18.119
<v Speaker 4>that for me that I watched a lot then was

750
00:43:18.159 --> 00:43:23.639
<v Speaker 4>Futurama and Family Guy. Oh, and Family Guy was more

751
00:43:23.800 --> 00:43:27.239
<v Speaker 4>blatantly obvious with their shit, but they still have a

752
00:43:27.280 --> 00:43:29.800
<v Speaker 4>lot of shit that they do, like low key that

753
00:43:30.119 --> 00:43:33.519
<v Speaker 4>as you get older, you you're like, Okay, that's like

754
00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:37.239
<v Speaker 4>fucking hilarious, Like, well, yeah, they're shit that they advertise

755
00:43:37.320 --> 00:43:39.199
<v Speaker 4>right up front, but then there's shit that they do

756
00:43:39.320 --> 00:43:40.199
<v Speaker 4>on the backside too.

757
00:43:40.840 --> 00:43:42.800
<v Speaker 2>They they did a lot. They did a lot with

758
00:43:42.920 --> 00:43:46.519
<v Speaker 2>like like low key violence or like suicide jokes, like

759
00:43:46.440 --> 00:43:49.639
<v Speaker 2>like Steuwie Stuey had quite Stuwe had quite a few

760
00:43:49.679 --> 00:43:51.840
<v Speaker 2>of them. Yeah, And then even some of the quagmire

761
00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:55.039
<v Speaker 2>stuff wasn't it wasn't on the surface, Like there was

762
00:43:55.079 --> 00:43:56.960
<v Speaker 2>a lot with quagmire that was just straight out there

763
00:43:57.039 --> 00:43:58.360
<v Speaker 2>right in front of your face, like you said, But

764
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:01.559
<v Speaker 2>then there was a lot that was very underlined, undertoned.

765
00:44:03.639 --> 00:44:03.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

766
00:44:04.039 --> 00:44:06.559
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and one that was really popular at that age

767
00:44:06.559 --> 00:44:10.199
<v Speaker 4>for us, for you and I don't I mean, it's

768
00:44:10.440 --> 00:44:12.239
<v Speaker 4>banned for a long fucking time.

769
00:44:13.239 --> 00:44:13.519
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

770
00:44:13.559 --> 00:44:16.440
<v Speaker 4>And this was blatantly, blatantly obviously with south Park.

771
00:44:16.840 --> 00:44:17.400
<v Speaker 3>South Park.

772
00:44:17.559 --> 00:44:19.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well that's what they that's what they were

773
00:44:19.400 --> 00:44:24.440
<v Speaker 2>predicating their whole fucking aura or what's the word I'm

774
00:44:24.440 --> 00:44:27.760
<v Speaker 2>looking for, persona, Like that's what they were about. They

775
00:44:27.760 --> 00:44:30.920
<v Speaker 2>were proud of it. They were they were proud of

776
00:44:31.280 --> 00:44:33.519
<v Speaker 2>being out there and in your face and making the

777
00:44:33.719 --> 00:44:37.639
<v Speaker 2>obscene jokes and attacking people, you know, and they they

778
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:40.320
<v Speaker 2>didn't discriminate white, black.

779
00:44:40.199 --> 00:44:45.000
<v Speaker 3>Yellow, but you know, they went after everybody, no holds

780
00:44:45.000 --> 00:44:47.519
<v Speaker 3>bar and everybody. One of my favorite moments was when

781
00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:50.400
<v Speaker 3>they went to uh, the Oscars or the Emmys, think

782
00:44:50.400 --> 00:44:53.480
<v Speaker 3>about being the Emmys, and they were dropping acid and

783
00:44:53.519 --> 00:44:57.079
<v Speaker 3>they were in dresses. Uh, And they had to like

784
00:44:57.159 --> 00:45:01.079
<v Speaker 3>go like talk to like and entertainment and all that,

785
00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:03.039
<v Speaker 3>you know, and they have to give like full interviews

786
00:45:03.039 --> 00:45:04.400
<v Speaker 3>and they're just tripping.

787
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:06.599
<v Speaker 2>Balls on acid in dresses.

788
00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:11.639
<v Speaker 3>And I was like, fucking Trey Parker and that Stone, goddamn, goddamn.

789
00:45:11.880 --> 00:45:15.480
<v Speaker 3>But I got into them definitely for sure. When it

790
00:45:15.639 --> 00:45:18.440
<v Speaker 3>was like the mel Gibson Passion of the Christ era,

791
00:45:18.519 --> 00:45:21.159
<v Speaker 3>that's when I got into it. It was still one

792
00:45:21.199 --> 00:45:24.199
<v Speaker 3>of my favorite episodes. He just fucking starts shooting him

793
00:45:24.199 --> 00:45:24.639
<v Speaker 3>and Chason.

794
00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Was that the same episode when the Devil showed up

795
00:45:27.840 --> 00:45:31.599
<v Speaker 2>they did the Devil episode? Or was that shortly after.

796
00:45:33.119 --> 00:45:35.519
<v Speaker 3>They would have like Saddam Hussein on like a whole bunch.

797
00:45:35.760 --> 00:45:37.559
<v Speaker 4>That's what I was gonna go. And so the movie

798
00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:40.320
<v Speaker 4>like this is how, this is how in your face?

799
00:45:40.360 --> 00:45:43.360
<v Speaker 4>They went, Oh yeah, South Park, bigger longer and uncut.

800
00:45:43.480 --> 00:45:46.199
<v Speaker 4>The movie, the first movie they came out for South Park.

801
00:45:46.559 --> 00:45:49.960
<v Speaker 4>You have Saddam and Saddam Hussein and the Devil having

802
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:55.079
<v Speaker 4>a passionate relationship together him, very passion. Saddam was not

803
00:45:55.159 --> 00:45:58.920
<v Speaker 4>dead yet. He was fun. It was like seven eight

804
00:45:59.000 --> 00:46:03.159
<v Speaker 4>years before his execution. So the fact that these guys

805
00:46:03.159 --> 00:46:05.800
<v Speaker 4>had the balls to still do that shit and you're

806
00:46:05.800 --> 00:46:09.639
<v Speaker 4>talking about like a fucking madman that's out there, like

807
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:12.920
<v Speaker 4>but they didn't care. They were like, we don't care.

808
00:46:13.199 --> 00:46:15.360
<v Speaker 2>He was probably in this cave laughing his ass off.

809
00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:22.679
<v Speaker 3>They had draw Muhammed a couple of times, and one

810
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:26.760
<v Speaker 3>of the times, Trey Parker said that he got there

811
00:46:26.800 --> 00:46:28.719
<v Speaker 3>was like zero flak for it. And then like a

812
00:46:28.760 --> 00:46:31.719
<v Speaker 3>couple of months later, he was traveling somewhere and like

813
00:46:31.880 --> 00:46:35.840
<v Speaker 3>was visiting some place in Florida on vacation, and the

814
00:46:35.880 --> 00:46:37.599
<v Speaker 3>news was breaking that there was like a bunch of

815
00:46:37.639 --> 00:46:40.400
<v Speaker 3>people that were like super angry and thinking about getting radicalized,

816
00:46:40.440 --> 00:46:42.280
<v Speaker 3>and he was like, I need to go home, like

817
00:46:42.440 --> 00:46:50.119
<v Speaker 3>right now. Yeah, this shit's wow. Those boys are fucking wild. Yeah,

818
00:46:50.159 --> 00:46:55.320
<v Speaker 3>speaking of wild, wild boys. Yeah, there was everything that

819
00:46:55.360 --> 00:46:58.840
<v Speaker 3>was fucking sexual about Jackass all the way through damn.

820
00:47:01.280 --> 00:47:03.719
<v Speaker 2>I always felt like they were up front. Maybe maybe

821
00:47:03.800 --> 00:47:06.760
<v Speaker 2>by the time I started watching them, it was a

822
00:47:06.760 --> 00:47:08.320
<v Speaker 2>little bit I was a little bit older.

823
00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:12.559
<v Speaker 4>So that was the point of Jackass was in your face,

824
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:17.880
<v Speaker 4>crazy nonsense like let's, you know, put mouse traps on

825
00:47:17.920 --> 00:47:21.199
<v Speaker 4>our fucking wieners, like whatever whatever you can do to

826
00:47:21.239 --> 00:47:23.679
<v Speaker 4>get the viewership and get the cringe, Like that's what

827
00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:24.400
<v Speaker 4>they were gonna do.

828
00:47:24.920 --> 00:47:31.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they were there for the shock factor for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

829
00:47:31.079 --> 00:47:35.079
<v Speaker 2>I remember Fresh Fresh Prince of bel Air, and like

830
00:47:35.320 --> 00:47:39.079
<v Speaker 2>how that that show hit two different buttons, right there

831
00:47:39.079 --> 00:47:41.480
<v Speaker 2>were At the time, it was just funny to me.

832
00:47:41.559 --> 00:47:45.440
<v Speaker 2>And then occasionally there would be this serious moment, right,

833
00:47:45.519 --> 00:47:48.400
<v Speaker 2>the serious life moment that would happen, and the life

834
00:47:48.480 --> 00:47:50.719
<v Speaker 2>lesson that would happen. But when you look back at

835
00:47:50.760 --> 00:47:53.320
<v Speaker 2>some of those episodes, now there's a lot of dirty

836
00:47:53.320 --> 00:47:55.599
<v Speaker 2>shit in those episodes, you know. I mean, like there

837
00:47:55.679 --> 00:48:00.559
<v Speaker 2>was one episode where like Will Smith's uh girlfriend, he

838
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:05.760
<v Speaker 2>ended up sleeping with her mom, like just right up

839
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:09.159
<v Speaker 2>and they're sleeping with her mom. And you know, at

840
00:48:09.159 --> 00:48:12.000
<v Speaker 2>the time, you don't really think that that's a big deal,

841
00:48:12.079 --> 00:48:14.400
<v Speaker 2>but now it's kind of like, oh shit, all right,

842
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:17.440
<v Speaker 2>that's different, and then the whole like the whole thing

843
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:19.440
<v Speaker 2>of him his dad being a piece of shit, and

844
00:48:19.800 --> 00:48:23.360
<v Speaker 2>and you know, uncle Phil stepping in and being the

845
00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:26.199
<v Speaker 2>dad for him.

846
00:48:26.360 --> 00:48:26.960
<v Speaker 3>Uncle Phil.

847
00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:30.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that was a heart wrenching episode when I was

848
00:48:30.199 --> 00:48:32.199
<v Speaker 2>a kid, and then you watch it now and it's

849
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:35.199
<v Speaker 2>even worse because it means more, you know, it means

850
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:35.840
<v Speaker 2>so much more.

851
00:48:38.920 --> 00:48:41.320
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.

852
00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:47.000
<v Speaker 3>I think Will's scene with Phil when they're talking about

853
00:48:47.039 --> 00:48:49.719
<v Speaker 3>his dad after his dad laughed and Will was like

854
00:48:49.800 --> 00:48:52.039
<v Speaker 3>so emotional. I It's still one of my favorite scenes

855
00:48:52.039 --> 00:48:54.519
<v Speaker 3>of all time because it was just done so well.

856
00:48:56.039 --> 00:48:59.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it really was. It was. It was heart wrench

857
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:04.320
<v Speaker 2>for sure. Yeah. Did you guys have any other any

858
00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:05.599
<v Speaker 2>other shows that you remember?

859
00:49:08.400 --> 00:49:12.360
<v Speaker 4>No? No, I think I kind of touched like the

860
00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:14.760
<v Speaker 4>ones that you said at the beginning. Yeah, I mean

861
00:49:14.800 --> 00:49:17.719
<v Speaker 4>that was like my laundry list of shows as far

862
00:49:17.719 --> 00:49:19.039
<v Speaker 4>as TV shows.

863
00:49:18.679 --> 00:49:22.519
<v Speaker 2>You know, Married with Children was fucking crazy. I remember

864
00:49:22.599 --> 00:49:23.079
<v Speaker 2>my parents.

865
00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:23.880
<v Speaker 4>I was a little bit young.

866
00:49:25.480 --> 00:49:27.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean I'm older than you.

867
00:49:28.079 --> 00:49:30.519
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I mean I remember watching it, but as far

868
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:34.000
<v Speaker 4>as my age level watching it, I was definitely not

869
00:49:34.159 --> 00:49:35.280
<v Speaker 4>ten to fifteen yet.

870
00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Were there any shows that your parents wouldn't let you

871
00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:45.880
<v Speaker 2>watch besides, you know ninety.

872
00:49:45.719 --> 00:49:53.079
<v Speaker 4>No, I don't think so Spice Channel. No, I don't

873
00:49:53.119 --> 00:49:59.480
<v Speaker 4>think so, I'm trying to think. I do remember when

874
00:49:59.519 --> 00:50:03.920
<v Speaker 4>I uh first rented Jay and Sam Bob Strike Back

875
00:50:04.559 --> 00:50:07.719
<v Speaker 4>and the opening scene to that, and my mom comes

876
00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:10.000
<v Speaker 4>over and starts cussing at me and shuts it off.

877
00:50:10.039 --> 00:50:12.679
<v Speaker 4>She's like, why would you watch this fucking shit? Blah

878
00:50:12.679 --> 00:50:15.400
<v Speaker 4>blah blah, And I'm like, there's literally I look right

879
00:50:15.440 --> 00:50:17.639
<v Speaker 4>at her, so there's no difference in what you're acting

880
00:50:17.719 --> 00:50:21.360
<v Speaker 4>like right now versus what's on that TV. Yeah, you

881
00:50:21.440 --> 00:50:23.800
<v Speaker 4>have said fuck the same amount of time that they

882
00:50:23.840 --> 00:50:26.519
<v Speaker 4>have in the first minute. So she shut it off

883
00:50:26.519 --> 00:50:28.360
<v Speaker 4>and then I watched it later that night after she

884
00:50:28.440 --> 00:50:28.880
<v Speaker 4>went to bed.

885
00:50:29.199 --> 00:50:30.239
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, I did.

886
00:50:30.320 --> 00:50:33.360
<v Speaker 4>So it's you know, it's like that ship. But no,

887
00:50:33.480 --> 00:50:35.519
<v Speaker 4>I never really had like I had friends that like

888
00:50:35.599 --> 00:50:37.800
<v Speaker 4>they couldn't watch specific meanings. I got a buddy that

889
00:50:38.079 --> 00:50:43.119
<v Speaker 4>he was not allowed to watch Ren and Simby he

890
00:50:43.239 --> 00:50:48.400
<v Speaker 4>was not allowed to watch shows like that. So I

891
00:50:48.440 --> 00:50:51.440
<v Speaker 4>don't know. I guess more lucky on the fact that

892
00:50:51.519 --> 00:50:53.840
<v Speaker 4>I didn't have to deal with that kind of stuff.

893
00:50:54.480 --> 00:50:56.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you.

894
00:50:58.079 --> 00:50:59.599
<v Speaker 3>I was gonna say, there was one other show I

895
00:50:59.679 --> 00:51:03.599
<v Speaker 3>had here that it was always been interesting to me

896
00:51:03.639 --> 00:51:05.800
<v Speaker 3>because there was something off about I couldn't understand. And

897
00:51:05.800 --> 00:51:08.280
<v Speaker 3>then when I got older, I went watched it again

898
00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:13.480
<v Speaker 3>and I was like, holy shit, damn, this show's fucking deep.

899
00:51:13.719 --> 00:51:18.840
<v Speaker 3>It's Cowen Chicken, and Cowen Chicken was a you know,

900
00:51:19.360 --> 00:51:23.079
<v Speaker 3>comic style cartoon back from the nineties, and it was

901
00:51:23.159 --> 00:51:26.760
<v Speaker 3>about a chicken who had a sister that was a

902
00:51:26.800 --> 00:51:28.800
<v Speaker 3>cow and she was younger than him, right, and the

903
00:51:28.880 --> 00:51:30.519
<v Speaker 3>parents kind of looked normal, but they look like a

904
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:33.199
<v Speaker 3>cow and a chicken, and they're they're always trying to

905
00:51:33.360 --> 00:51:37.920
<v Speaker 3>like best the devil in some way, and the devil

906
00:51:38.039 --> 00:51:43.559
<v Speaker 3>is like super kind of weird, lusty and kind of provocative,

907
00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:45.559
<v Speaker 3>you know, and like kind of sexual, you know, like

908
00:51:45.599 --> 00:51:48.400
<v Speaker 3>a lot of like butt cheeks and a lot of

909
00:51:48.480 --> 00:51:51.440
<v Speaker 3>like parts they shouldn't show them, like very firtacious. You know.

910
00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:55.960
<v Speaker 3>It's really weird. But I think what happened was is

911
00:51:56.360 --> 00:51:59.079
<v Speaker 3>in this song, the song says, Mama had a chicken,

912
00:51:59.400 --> 00:52:02.960
<v Speaker 3>Mama had a cow. Dad was proud. He didn't care.

913
00:52:03.079 --> 00:52:09.599
<v Speaker 3>How so the mom fucked another dude and had cow

914
00:52:10.639 --> 00:52:13.920
<v Speaker 3>who is not related to chicken except for the mom

915
00:52:14.239 --> 00:52:16.360
<v Speaker 3>and it's pretty obvious when you see the two of them,

916
00:52:16.840 --> 00:52:20.840
<v Speaker 3>and that's his worldview. His worldview is there's something wrong

917
00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:22.800
<v Speaker 3>about my sister. I don't know what it is, and

918
00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:25.519
<v Speaker 3>it keeps presenting itself in different ways. In its lust

919
00:52:26.239 --> 00:52:29.000
<v Speaker 3>is that her mom had cow outside of wedlock.

920
00:52:32.559 --> 00:52:33.480
<v Speaker 2>I never thought about it.

921
00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:35.800
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was the other one.

922
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:40.079
<v Speaker 4>Cow and Chicken was like a more tamed version of

923
00:52:40.119 --> 00:52:44.440
<v Speaker 4>Ren and Stimpy. Yeah, yeah, but it reminded me a

924
00:52:44.480 --> 00:52:46.920
<v Speaker 4>lot of Red and Stimpy. It was just a little

925
00:52:46.920 --> 00:52:51.000
<v Speaker 4>bit more tame, were a lot more I was gonna say.

926
00:52:51.280 --> 00:52:54.719
<v Speaker 2>At one point, Ren like spits in his hands and

927
00:52:54.920 --> 00:52:57.280
<v Speaker 2>fucking rubs it on his nipples while he's got a

928
00:52:57.400 --> 00:52:58.960
<v Speaker 2>saw for a penis.

929
00:52:59.400 --> 00:53:02.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, it was pretty It was pretty out there,

930
00:53:02.599 --> 00:53:05.199
<v Speaker 3>in your face. I never got along with that show.

931
00:53:05.239 --> 00:53:08.079
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I was I'd never caught my attention,

932
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:10.679
<v Speaker 3>never wanted to watch it, but I watched it here

933
00:53:10.719 --> 00:53:11.039
<v Speaker 3>and there.

934
00:53:11.840 --> 00:53:14.920
<v Speaker 4>I get it. I get it. I wasn't. I remember

935
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:17.480
<v Speaker 4>watching it, but I was not all about running Stimpy.

936
00:53:18.239 --> 00:53:22.239
<v Speaker 2>It's it was tough to get into Ian. I don't know.

937
00:53:24.679 --> 00:53:29.800
<v Speaker 2>I also had a lot of mental problems as a kid, So.

938
00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:41.599
<v Speaker 4>It's funny you said had. I thought you said has,

939
00:53:41.679 --> 00:53:43.199
<v Speaker 4>but I clearly heard a d in there.

940
00:53:45.559 --> 00:53:48.559
<v Speaker 2>I have. I have all kinds of the problems. What

941
00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:52.840
<v Speaker 2>the fuck is that light? I just noticed a weird

942
00:53:52.920 --> 00:53:53.679
<v Speaker 2>light in my room?

943
00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:59.280
<v Speaker 4>Mitchell's iPhone from the from the mirror before piece of

944
00:53:59.360 --> 00:53:59.960
<v Speaker 4>duct tape hole.

945
00:54:00.039 --> 00:54:03.280
<v Speaker 3>It's one way nerror. It looks his way, but he

946
00:54:03.320 --> 00:54:06.840
<v Speaker 3>can't be back. He's over there, just jerking it right now,

947
00:54:07.159 --> 00:54:09.000
<v Speaker 3>just like, Yeah.

948
00:54:08.599 --> 00:54:13.000
<v Speaker 2>God, these guys are so fucking dumb. Right, he's listening

949
00:54:13.000 --> 00:54:14.719
<v Speaker 2>to us like he's hacked into the server.

950
00:54:14.960 --> 00:54:15.880
<v Speaker 3>You just listened to us.

951
00:54:16.199 --> 00:54:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Good, Look, guys are fucking stupid. He was telling me.

952
00:54:20.440 --> 00:54:22.199
<v Speaker 2>He was telling me that if the internet didn't work,

953
00:54:22.239 --> 00:54:23.760
<v Speaker 2>that I could just go down there and he would

954
00:54:23.840 --> 00:54:26.119
<v Speaker 2>lock up for me. And I'm like, but how do

955
00:54:26.239 --> 00:54:29.199
<v Speaker 2>I lock up when I leave? Like I don't have

956
00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:29.599
<v Speaker 2>a key?

957
00:54:29.800 --> 00:54:32.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah? That that It kind of sounds like he's trying

958
00:54:32.320 --> 00:54:35.519
<v Speaker 3>to traffic you maybe, you know, sounds like it's just

959
00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:37.280
<v Speaker 3>a front for the state, for the safe house. What's

960
00:54:37.280 --> 00:54:39.119
<v Speaker 3>his name? Mitchell?

961
00:54:39.199 --> 00:54:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Was Mitchell?

962
00:54:40.639 --> 00:54:43.119
<v Speaker 3>I might have I had had a Michael Michael, but

963
00:54:43.159 --> 00:54:44.559
<v Speaker 3>it could have been a te I was high ship

964
00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:51.320
<v Speaker 3>that day. Name tags are weird sometimes especially when they

965
00:54:51.480 --> 00:54:53.239
<v Speaker 3>drawn like those stick symbols.

966
00:54:52.960 --> 00:54:54.559
<v Speaker 4>That Mike's in a government program.

967
00:54:54.599 --> 00:54:54.719
<v Speaker 2>Now.

968
00:54:54.760 --> 00:54:59.719
<v Speaker 4>His name is Mitchell and he's running a motel in Napa, California.

969
00:55:00.360 --> 00:55:02.760
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna get these. I'm gonna get these, motherfucker on

970
00:55:03.000 --> 00:55:04.000
<v Speaker 3>my fucking one.

971
00:55:05.880 --> 00:55:08.360
<v Speaker 2>I don't know this dude's like, he's like, the was

972
00:55:08.599 --> 00:55:12.360
<v Speaker 2>the worst fucking worker, like every I So he offered

973
00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:16.039
<v Speaker 2>me a discount already twice. And then there were people

974
00:55:16.079 --> 00:55:19.679
<v Speaker 2>in here earlier who came in and they were complaining

975
00:55:19.800 --> 00:55:22.519
<v Speaker 2>because their room wasn't ready, and he's like, what do

976
00:55:22.559 --> 00:55:24.440
<v Speaker 2>you mean your room's not ready? I'm so sorry about that.

977
00:55:24.440 --> 00:55:25.880
<v Speaker 2>He was super nice about it. He's like, I'm so

978
00:55:25.920 --> 00:55:27.840
<v Speaker 2>sorry about that. What do you mean it's not ready?

979
00:55:27.840 --> 00:55:30.199
<v Speaker 2>And they're like, well, it's it hasn't been cleaned. And

980
00:55:30.239 --> 00:55:34.360
<v Speaker 2>he's like, what, it hasn't been cleaned. The lady's like, yeah, no,

981
00:55:34.440 --> 00:55:36.400
<v Speaker 2>it hasn't been cleaned. We got up there and the

982
00:55:36.440 --> 00:55:38.519
<v Speaker 2>cleaning lady was in there, or the cleaning guy. She

983
00:55:38.519 --> 00:55:40.920
<v Speaker 2>stead of cleaning guy was in there and he was

984
00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:43.480
<v Speaker 2>cleaning the room while we were supposed to be in there.

985
00:55:43.599 --> 00:55:47.039
<v Speaker 2>And he's like, so there was a sore's a guy

986
00:55:47.119 --> 00:55:49.440
<v Speaker 2>in the room cleaning the room when you walked up,

987
00:55:49.920 --> 00:55:51.800
<v Speaker 2>and she's like, yeah, I don't know if he was

988
00:55:51.840 --> 00:55:53.440
<v Speaker 2>done or not. I just I didn't ask. I just

989
00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:55.519
<v Speaker 2>turned around and came to you to tell you that

990
00:55:55.559 --> 00:55:59.239
<v Speaker 2>I needed a different room because it's not cleaned. And

991
00:55:59.280 --> 00:56:01.000
<v Speaker 2>he's like, I'm so sorry. How about I give you

992
00:56:01.079 --> 00:56:05.519
<v Speaker 2>a discount and I just put you in another room.

993
00:56:05.639 --> 00:56:10.199
<v Speaker 2>I was like, fucking idiot.

994
00:56:10.760 --> 00:56:11.480
<v Speaker 4>It's too easy.

995
00:56:12.119 --> 00:56:15.639
<v Speaker 2>Literally, just fucking tell them to wait five fucking minutes.

996
00:56:16.239 --> 00:56:18.599
<v Speaker 2>It's being It'll be done in five fucking minutes.

997
00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:20.679
<v Speaker 4>And he's trying to get his trying to get his

998
00:56:20.760 --> 00:56:23.920
<v Speaker 4>yell reviews up. I'm gonna go give a review right

999
00:56:23.960 --> 00:56:28.079
<v Speaker 4>fucking now in this place. Five stars for Mitchell. I've

1000
00:56:28.119 --> 00:56:29.360
<v Speaker 4>never even stated this place?

1001
00:56:31.480 --> 00:56:33.719
<v Speaker 2>Can we can we do that real quick? I'll tell

1002
00:56:33.760 --> 00:56:36.039
<v Speaker 2>you what I will. If you guys give me two

1003
00:56:36.079 --> 00:56:38.320
<v Speaker 2>reviews right now, I will fucking put them up.

1004
00:56:38.199 --> 00:56:42.960
<v Speaker 3>There, all right. I got mine all right, two out

1005
00:56:43.000 --> 00:56:45.599
<v Speaker 3>of five stars. Would have given it three out of

1006
00:56:45.599 --> 00:56:47.760
<v Speaker 3>five stars had it not been for the cockroache, just

1007
00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:50.880
<v Speaker 3>fingering my wife, not letting his finish. How am I

1008
00:56:50.920 --> 00:56:53.079
<v Speaker 3>supposed to get some peace and quiet? And this pigeon

1009
00:56:53.119 --> 00:56:56.119
<v Speaker 3>ship filled jacuzzi when I have to hear that douche

1010
00:56:56.119 --> 00:56:59.480
<v Speaker 3>canoe complain one more time about not reaching climax again,

1011
00:57:00.039 --> 00:57:01.440
<v Speaker 3>Like I don't hear it enough already.

1012
00:57:01.480 --> 00:57:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I hear it every day from her Continental breakfast was superb.

1013
00:57:04.400 --> 00:57:11.480
<v Speaker 3>By the way, bananas, Oh.

1014
00:57:11.440 --> 00:57:19.559
<v Speaker 4>God, I love the bananasas.

1015
00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:26.320
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, I love this job.

1016
00:57:28.199 --> 00:57:32.199
<v Speaker 4>It's because I can't top that. That one's just going on.

1017
00:57:32.320 --> 00:57:38.400
<v Speaker 2>Yelp, all right, done, done, done, and fucking done. Dude.

1018
00:57:39.480 --> 00:57:41.800
<v Speaker 2>You know I got to give him credit because I

1019
00:57:41.800 --> 00:57:44.199
<v Speaker 2>don't obviously don't have a printer here. I'm not gonna

1020
00:57:44.199 --> 00:57:46.559
<v Speaker 2>fly with a printer, and I've I've needed quite a

1021
00:57:46.559 --> 00:57:49.199
<v Speaker 2>bit of paper work printed out, so I've been asking

1022
00:57:49.239 --> 00:57:50.320
<v Speaker 2>him to print out paperwork.

1023
00:57:50.519 --> 00:57:52.400
<v Speaker 4>You imagine you're on a plane and somebody just pulls

1024
00:57:52.400 --> 00:57:53.559
<v Speaker 4>out a fucking printer.

1025
00:57:56.639 --> 00:58:02.639
<v Speaker 2>Tray. Excuse me, manmpled? I second, can you put can

1026
00:58:02.679 --> 00:58:06.000
<v Speaker 2>you put that down for me? Hand or a stapler?

1027
00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:08.280
<v Speaker 2>Be like, hey, can you stayplease while they come out? Please?

1028
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:14.039
<v Speaker 3>Office man on the go. Call an office man wherever

1029
00:58:14.079 --> 00:58:15.920
<v Speaker 3>you need to sign papers and print it out. He

1030
00:58:15.960 --> 00:58:18.239
<v Speaker 3>has a pen ready for you for your ink signatures.

1031
00:58:18.320 --> 00:58:20.679
<v Speaker 2>Let's go, damn it, Janny you're supposed to tell me

1032
00:58:20.719 --> 00:58:21.679
<v Speaker 2>when I ran out of paper.

1033
00:58:26.280 --> 00:58:29.719
<v Speaker 3>That's gonna be our new business officeman on the go.

1034
00:58:33.400 --> 00:58:35.960
<v Speaker 3>You need this print out? Here, you go, let me

1035
00:58:36.079 --> 00:58:37.920
<v Speaker 3>scan it for you. You look like one of those

1036
00:58:38.079 --> 00:58:40.800
<v Speaker 3>like uh, like that dude for fucking resimeval four with

1037
00:58:40.840 --> 00:58:42.880
<v Speaker 3>like the gun vest and ship. He's like, welcome, and

1038
00:58:42.920 --> 00:58:45.519
<v Speaker 3>you're just printers and pens and ship in your fucking

1039
00:58:45.559 --> 00:58:46.519
<v Speaker 3>trench coat with.

1040
00:58:46.719 --> 00:58:50.159
<v Speaker 2>An absolute shitty pointless job to just walk into a

1041
00:58:50.159 --> 00:58:55.079
<v Speaker 2>bunch of places like Remax or fucking or anything like Chili's.

1042
00:58:55.159 --> 00:58:56.840
<v Speaker 2>You just walk into Chili's like, hey, you need you

1043
00:58:56.920 --> 00:58:59.920
<v Speaker 2>something printing out today? You need you need your invoices

1044
00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:00.800
<v Speaker 2>printed out today?

1045
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:06.320
<v Speaker 3>I got you the paper company. That's what I do.

1046
00:59:10.639 --> 00:59:11.480
<v Speaker 2>You guys got Wi Fi?

1047
00:59:11.480 --> 00:59:12.639
<v Speaker 4>I can't connect to my printer.

1048
00:59:15.800 --> 00:59:16.760
<v Speaker 2>Can get the password?

1049
00:59:16.800 --> 00:59:17.119
<v Speaker 1>Please?

1050
00:59:18.280 --> 00:59:19.760
<v Speaker 3>Why do I have to lock up? I just want

1051
00:59:19.800 --> 00:59:20.480
<v Speaker 3>to scan something.

1052
00:59:22.719 --> 00:59:31.960
<v Speaker 2>The chiliest password is I want my baby backs the

1053
00:59:32.039 --> 00:59:33.079
<v Speaker 2>second best capo.

1054
00:59:34.639 --> 00:59:40.559
<v Speaker 4>Yeah all right, well yeah let's get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I gotta finish up some work and then go

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<v Speaker 2>to bed. It's late.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sad deuces bitches.

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<v Speaker 2>Later, she upgraded from the Mason jard to just drinking

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<v Speaker 2>moonshine out of your fucking jug. Now you're one gallon?

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<v Speaker 4>Is that my one gallon?

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<v Speaker 2>That safety orange?

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<v Speaker 4>No, it's red. It looks I'm gonna hold it up

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<v Speaker 4>like it's gonna make it any but it's red.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we can see it. The colors come.

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<v Speaker 2>R yeah. Oh Jesus, hey, what's the difference between Usain

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<v Speaker 2>Bolton Hitler?

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<v Speaker 4>You saying Bolton knows how to finish a race? A

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<v Speaker 4>R m hmmm. Oh the speech, it was

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<v Speaker 2>The