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Speaker 2: I went into the front lobby earlier and there was
Speaker 2: a sign that said I'll be back by four point thirty.
Speaker 2: And all I needed was some plates stuff, And so
Speaker 2: I started looking around for him myself, and in one
Speaker 2: of the cabinets there was probably about fifty fucking bananas
Speaker 2: just chilling in a cabinet.
Speaker 3: Maybe he was a ninja from Zalda. Who knows do
Speaker 3: they do?
Speaker 4: This is a stretch, but do they do some form
Speaker 4: of like a continental breakfast?
Speaker 2: They do? They started at seven point thirty.
Speaker 4: That's where your banana's coming and play.
Speaker 2: It's a weird place to keep them, dude, in the
Speaker 2: bottom fucking of a cabinet where I.
Speaker 4: Mean to keep them?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta keep them away from all the bombs
Speaker 3: on the road, you know, like, well, like I'll be
Speaker 3: home tomorrow night. That bananas looking great, unlike my husband,
Speaker 3: who doesn't look great. Where's all the bananas going? You
Speaker 3: just hear a banana?
Speaker 2: Do you know what it's like to open a cabinet
Speaker 2: and just get like a giant whiff of fucking bananas?
Speaker 2: Some of which felt old. Dude, It's like it's like
Speaker 2: opening up a bag of airheads and that's the or
Speaker 2: laffy taff I mean, and that's the only fucking flavor
Speaker 2: in the bag. How disappointed?
Speaker 4: Would you be? Severely?
Speaker 2: Right? Yeah, I'm looking for plates. In the first cabinet,
Speaker 2: I open as a fucking cabinet of like fifty bananas.
Speaker 2: And it's not an exaggeration like it's a it's a
Speaker 2: double wide bass cabinet. It was full of fucking bananas.
Speaker 2: I picked a wild motel.
Speaker 3: Dude.
Speaker 4: It's fitting. Yeah, it's fitting. I love it. You're gonna
Speaker 4: be some kind of delay probably the whole time, So
Speaker 4: that's exciting.
Speaker 3: Is the his mic is coming in fine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, video, it's just the lag.
Speaker 3: The video is like lagging, but his mic is coming
Speaker 3: through fine.
Speaker 2: So yeah, all right, so you can hear my audio,
Speaker 2: you just can't see my video.
Speaker 3: Your video is like half a those second behind, a
Speaker 3: little bit behind, like just a little bit.
Speaker 2: Amh. That's it.
Speaker 4: That's the one, all right. So I hasn't figured out
Speaker 4: there's a mute button.
Speaker 2: Sorry, yeah, listen, Muting myself requires me to take my
Speaker 2: fucking hand.
Speaker 4: That microphone around.
Speaker 2: I didn't hit the mute button. Nice, can you hear me?
Speaker 3: No, okay, we can hear you now. That was we
Speaker 3: get shout out to hazebe the guy running the front
Speaker 3: desk that's currently siphoning off doms information. Dude's name is
Speaker 3: my friend. You go through these many pages of bard dub.
Speaker 2: No, this dude is. This dude is like a fucking
Speaker 2: anorexic me and his name is Mitchell. You hit the
Speaker 2: fucking nail on the head when you said ship's creaked.
Speaker 2: He's a City one guy. Yeah, yeah, you hit the
Speaker 2: fucking nail on the head when you said ship's creaked. Dude.
Speaker 4: Why, I mean, you know that's you're you're talking about,
Speaker 4: like the Internet? And I was like, aren't you at
Speaker 4: a hotel? Like what do you even reset the router?
Speaker 4: It's a hotel? Like no, no, it's a motel. Like
Speaker 4: oh okay, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh, weren't we supposed to come in with a dad joke? Hey, guys, so,
Speaker 2: uh have you heard about the crow that was on
Speaker 2: the telephone pole but was having a hard time He
Speaker 2: was trying to make a call but it wouldn't go through.
Speaker 4: See on the telephone line of your motel.
Speaker 2: Possibly he'd be electrocuted if he was on that motherfucker.
Speaker 2: That's kind a pair of shoes are up there?
Speaker 4: Are those nineteen ninety seven Jordan's up there, Better go
Speaker 4: down and get him now.
Speaker 2: They're twenty twenty four. Is they're the kid that's running
Speaker 2: around barefoot with no fucking parent.
Speaker 4: Named Mitchell at the front desk.
Speaker 2: Named Mitchell at the front desk.
Speaker 3: He throws his own shoes up there because his board
Speaker 3: as hell.
Speaker 2: This place is wild.
Speaker 4: He probably shuts down the internet or limits it just
Speaker 4: to get people to come in and talk to him.
Speaker 2: Well, that was the funniest thing was when I went
Speaker 2: up to talk to him and ask him about the
Speaker 2: Internet and see if he could do something like reset
Speaker 2: the router, and he tells me straight faced, He's like,
Speaker 2: it's working great for me. I've been downloading games and
Speaker 2: playing games and watching movies all night. Like, thanks, Dick,
Speaker 2: So you're the fucking reason the internet's not working.
Speaker 3: Cool, he's just siphoning all of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So then he proceeds to tell me, He's like, well,
Speaker 2: you can just come into the front office and work
Speaker 2: if you want. I'm like, dude, I don't want to
Speaker 2: work in the office. I don't like, I've got all
Speaker 2: this ship that I gotta do. I'm gonna be up
Speaker 2: till fucking midnight. I'm supposed to be recording a podcast tonight,
Speaker 2: and I really don't want to record this podcast in
Speaker 2: your lobby with people walking in and out.
Speaker 4: There's on top I'm eating your ass.
Speaker 3: The dude at the front desk. You just hear him
Speaker 3: randomly go ah, I'm just laughing at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Could you imagine recording this podcast in a family
Speaker 2: of like five come in, you know, all little kids
Speaker 2: under the age of ten, but.
Speaker 4: They can't hear anybody but you but me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm the worst family. Good stuff, Jacob Matthew,
Speaker 3: don't in this strange man.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, next thing, you know, the cops show up,
Speaker 2: and then the whole episode just me fucking getting arrested
Speaker 2: and beating my cops. That's it.
Speaker 4: Why would they beat you?
Speaker 3: Did Jordan's agent? Did you guys? Did you guys put
Speaker 3: in the episode?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: I mean what did you guys put in the episode?
Speaker 3: That jew? No, that was the actual cops. Like we
Speaker 3: were kind of astonished ourselves. We thought that was way
Speaker 3: past us, but you know, uh, it wasn't Rodney King.
Speaker 3: It was a dome you know, Smegelberg Domeg.
Speaker 2: That was like, that's your new boorn name, Johnny six.
Speaker 2: S Megelberg, come up with a Jewish name. If I
Speaker 2: ever opened a bagel shop, That's what my bagel shop
Speaker 2: is going to be called. Schmegelberg Berg.
Speaker 4: I write this down this episode, I don't even notice that.
Speaker 2: It was just it doesn't mass and just yeah smack Albert,
Speaker 2: welcome to episode. What are we on one seventy? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm Domee. I'm stoned. Obviously I'm not buying anto this.
Speaker 2: Oh shit.
Speaker 4: Okay, So speaking of who we are, how is your agent?
Speaker 4: Let's go with your week, because it was your week
Speaker 4: like to yesterday capped off the week for the Stone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, it was pretty good. It was
Speaker 2: pretty good.
Speaker 3: I did have a wedding to go to on on
Speaker 3: the eve of yesterday and for twenty and I didn't
Speaker 3: get as wrecked as I wanted to in the evening
Speaker 3: because I went to like meet a whole bunch of
Speaker 3: my girlfriend's family and have you know, be nice for
Speaker 3: the reception and everything and be coherent, and that would
Speaker 3: be obliterated. You know, Hi, nice to meet you, ag.
Speaker 3: That's a bush. Oh sorry, Hi, nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: That's a hoe.
Speaker 2: You don't call her a hoe. No, it's a co
Speaker 2: We're in the fucking garden.
Speaker 3: Like, what do you think? But it was a good time.
Speaker 3: I did get wrecked the morning of Yeah, let me
Speaker 3: tell you. I was just praying to God that we
Speaker 3: found all the Easter eggs. I was praying to God
Speaker 3: also the night before. I love four twenty deals for
Speaker 3: Segange because holy shit, every single year I always get
Speaker 3: some like crazy amount of shit for on the cheap,
Speaker 3: like on the cheap cheap.
Speaker 4: Now I'm gonna say I'm gonna say so, like early
Speaker 4: in the week, I sent you a text with information
Speaker 4: for our local area, right, And.
Speaker 3: I love that they give you guys that in advance
Speaker 3: because the majority of them around here day of that's
Speaker 3: when you find out, or you might find out midnight
Speaker 3: the night before.
Speaker 4: Right, because you have so much competition. But the one
Speaker 4: thing I'll say is like our deals were cool, but
Speaker 4: like they're not deals like what you got going on?
Speaker 3: Oh man, dude, two hundred and fifty six dollars worth
Speaker 3: of weed something like that. I think two sixty three.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not how much. And I got it for
Speaker 2: ninety three dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: Yeah that was like that was that was like regular
Speaker 3: regular value was that? And yeah, and I wanted to
Speaker 3: go morning of but I was like, no, the only
Speaker 3: other thing I would love to get that I get
Speaker 3: every year is like a dollar, you know, like pre
Speaker 3: roll and you get like a dollar, you know, eighth
Speaker 3: or quarter. And I was like, but I don't. I
Speaker 3: don't do that side of it. I just like stuff
Speaker 3: that doesn't stinks, so it's not going to benefit me
Speaker 3: any good. So I just like stuck with the normal
Speaker 3: stuff that I usually get. But I love it because
Speaker 3: I'm set for like the next probably six months, you know,
Speaker 3: worth of stuff.
Speaker 2: It's the best seventy fucking great, great, magical And like
Speaker 2: I think last year I got like the same, but
Speaker 2: I also.
Speaker 4: Got it was pretty close.
Speaker 3: I remember you like I got the like flower with him,
Speaker 3: but I was like last year, I was, I don't
Speaker 3: need this. But it was a good time. And then
Speaker 3: today I had the day off. I just got my
Speaker 3: PowerPoint done for one of my last classes, just ended it.
Speaker 3: So glad we got three left, baby, three more classes
Speaker 3: left were done, and yeah, hung out with aves Win,
Speaker 3: got some sushi, ate way too much, and then yeah,
Speaker 3: that was it. Round out my day. Yeah, no, meat baby,
Speaker 3: it was pretty good.
Speaker 4: I had some family in town, so we did some
Speaker 4: extracurricular activities. We went to the zoo that's like outside
Speaker 4: of town and saw all the you know, animals that
Speaker 4: get rejected by the zoos.
Speaker 2: It's aptly named Keepers of the Wild. Yeah, yeah, because
Speaker 2: the people that own it are fucking wild.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they're a little bit cuckoo for sure. But it
Speaker 4: was cool. I mean, it's a good time. I think
Speaker 4: it's a little uh.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: If you went at the right time and all the
Speaker 4: animals are really active, I think it'd be worth what
Speaker 4: they're charging for. But if you go and the animals
Speaker 4: aren't doing a whole lot, you're like, wow, I just dropped,
Speaker 4: like how much on this? Yeah, But whatever, it's the experience.
Speaker 4: It's good. Had a good Easter weekend. I decided on
Speaker 4: a whim when I woke up yesterday, being Easter and
Speaker 4: being four to twenty, I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 4: do the stone to favor and I'm going to celebrate along.
Speaker 4: So I took an edible at nine thirty. I took
Speaker 4: an edible at one thirty an edible. Yeah, I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm just staying. I'm staying the same way all day.
Speaker 4: And the only one that was really a hitter was
Speaker 4: when I went to take the one at like one
Speaker 4: thirty and I was still like, I still felt like
Speaker 4: I was just on the other side of the peak
Speaker 4: on the comedown but still up high. And I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna drop another one right now. Now.
Speaker 3: It's always at first repeater and you're like, I don't
Speaker 3: know about this, and the other two you're just like.
Speaker 2: Pop.
Speaker 4: The third one I popped out. I was like, man,
Speaker 4: what a leftdown, Larry. I don't even I better go
Speaker 4: take another one just in case, Like I don't think
Speaker 4: this was working. But I did not. I did not
Speaker 4: fall to my own trap.
Speaker 3: So good, it's good.
Speaker 4: But it was good. Yeah. So Dom and I went
Speaker 4: golfing on Saturday morning, like the butt ass crack of dawn.
Speaker 4: It was a little bit old for the first it
Speaker 4: was perfect though, but then yeah, it was still gorgeous, so.
Speaker 2: It was really nice. I actually I liked I liked
Speaker 2: us leaving as the crowd was showing up.
Speaker 4: It was getting big.
Speaker 3: It was definitely right there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was definitely worth fighting the first like what
Speaker 2: three four holes of kind of chilliness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there were chili in the holes. What kind of
Speaker 3: golf course were you guys at Damp? Was it that
Speaker 3: kind of clubhouse.
Speaker 2: You know where?
Speaker 4: How was your weekdom So far?
Speaker 2: So good? Last week wasn't too terrible. I just kind
Speaker 2: of worked and dicked around and dealing with kids being sick.
Speaker 2: The kids have been sick one after another, so we
Speaker 2: I had to pick up Cali and take her to
Speaker 2: urgent care last week one of the day's Thursday. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then it just kind of rolled into the next kids.
Speaker 2: But then I got I got asked to go to
Speaker 2: Napa County and I'm up here in Wine Country because
Speaker 2: there was an emergency need for a safety oversight for
Speaker 2: one of the jobs out here and they didn't have anybody,
Speaker 2: and I just said yes because it's decent money. So
Speaker 2: it's only like five days if you count Sunday, the
Speaker 2: day that I flew.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to do a callback on this episode.
Speaker 4: I just think it's funny that anybody that's listened to
Speaker 4: this for a long time, or maybe you're brand new
Speaker 4: to this and you haven't tuned out yet because you're retarded.
Speaker 4: But domet being a safety officer just brings the call
Speaker 4: back to the story and being up on a ladder
Speaker 4: kicking out of his panty.
Speaker 2: I did it. I did it safely. Okay, I did
Speaker 2: it safely. That's all that matters. Strikes again. So the
Speaker 2: great the greatest part about this, right is that they
Speaker 2: have somebody shadowing me the first day, so today, because
Speaker 2: of course I told him my daughter, like, look, I
Speaker 2: can't I can't work all week under no circumstances will
Speaker 2: I work Friday. I have to be back in Vegas
Speaker 2: on Friday. My daughter has a dance competition and I'm
Speaker 2: not going to miss it. I don't care about your
Speaker 2: emergency that much. So so they're like, Okay, that's fine,
Speaker 2: we'll figure it out. And they have somebody who has
Speaker 2: never been a safety officer before. She is safety trained
Speaker 2: and she is very smart. I will give her that,
Speaker 2: but she she's never done this before, or she's never
Speaker 2: done safety oversight, so it's a little different. And so
Speaker 2: they had her shadow me today and all I kept
Speaker 2: hearing was why am I here? Like like, okay, what
Speaker 2: am I here for? Okay? I don't understand, Like I
Speaker 2: don't understand what am I supposed to be here for.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, will you just fucking stand there and
Speaker 2: watch people, like that's your job.
Speaker 4: All of a sudden, you slowly here zipper like.
Speaker 2: You're like, your your job, your job. I can't tell
Speaker 2: you this enough. Your job is to know what to
Speaker 2: do if something goes wrong. Your job is to fill
Speaker 2: out the paperwork that I am showing you how to
Speaker 2: fill out. Just stand here and watch people take pictures,
Speaker 2: note everything, like, write down notes. You have a book,
Speaker 2: you have a journal, Like, just write everything down. It
Speaker 2: doesn't matter, it doesn't it doesn't have to go into record.
Speaker 2: Just just write it down. Just write it down so
Speaker 2: you can reference it later. Like what are they doing?
Speaker 2: What times are they doing things? It's just it's so simple.
Speaker 2: And she's like, can I just go back to looking
Speaker 2: at rocks. I'm like, checks check.
Speaker 4: Their notes at the end of the week, because like,
Speaker 4: this guy is an idiot. He can't spell how this
Speaker 4: safety guy watches a lot of retired videos.
Speaker 2: So dude, I'm I'll say it. I'm in the middle.
Speaker 2: When I say I'm in the middle of Wine Country,
Speaker 2: I mean I am in the middle of wine country,
Speaker 2: like the Sutter Hoolmes Wine Winery is down the block.
Speaker 2: Like these houses look like some old money houses, dude,
Speaker 2: some of them look like cartel houses. They're really cool.
Speaker 2: They're get drunk on the cheap let's go probably. But yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a whole nother story for offline. So yeah, there
Speaker 2: were you but checking wine with Mitchell earlier. Maybe it's
Speaker 2: banana line. Motherfucker's making me. He's making banana line in
Speaker 2: the back of his fucking office back there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's secretly making need under the counter side.
Speaker 2: How how many how many of these wineries do you think,
Speaker 2: because I'm telling you, dude, like some of these houses
Speaker 2: are Okay, that sounds about right. How many? How many
Speaker 2: of these wineries do you think do things like under
Speaker 2: under the table and like on the low?
Speaker 3: Oh, all their workers like everyone who picks grapes and
Speaker 3: ship none of them are filing taxes. You don't think
Speaker 3: so because they'd be deported if they did.
Speaker 2: There is there is there are a conspiracy theory about
Speaker 2: the workers that work in wineries, and that the large.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna leave that in the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people, my Jesus, you could you could throw that
Speaker 2: in there and then hit the rewind button that you
Speaker 2: love so much that sound anyway, that was supposed to
Speaker 2: be a fucking lead into our first segment, which is
Speaker 2: conspiracy theories. I love conspiracy theories. I go down rabbit
Speaker 2: holes all the time. Mm hmmm. Do you guys have
Speaker 2: a favorite rabbit hole that you like to go down?
Speaker 4: Oh, we've talked a lot about like I, Yes, definite favorites.
Speaker 4: What I ended up looking up this go around, though,
Speaker 4: was ones that I may have heard or may even
Speaker 4: have not have heard. Hold on, hold on, I have
Speaker 4: heard the conspiracy theory, but I never dove into the
Speaker 4: actual details of because it's outlandish to me.
Speaker 3: You saw the headline, but you didn't read.
Speaker 4: It, right, Okay, like my first one. I'll just say
Speaker 4: the first one, the moon isn't real. Okay.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, so I've.
Speaker 4: Heard that, but you don't dive into it. And then
Speaker 4: I start to read and this brings up a whole
Speaker 4: mix of feeling. So it says some people think the
Speaker 4: moon doesn't exist. The conspiracy theory has gained particular attraction
Speaker 4: with flat earth. There's no surprise there, and they think
Speaker 4: the moon is simply a projection. So it's not about
Speaker 4: the moon being fake. But now what I want to
Speaker 4: know is, wait, a projection, So who's projecting it and
Speaker 4: what are they projecting it on?
Speaker 3: The Saudis Dude, they got the wouldn't have money for
Speaker 3: any technology.
Speaker 4: Projecting it on and wouldn't we that we're in That
Speaker 4: would exactly that unfolds, that sentence unfolds way more conspiracy
Speaker 4: theory than what I really want to get into, Like
Speaker 4: before I have a straight up panic attack, because that's
Speaker 4: straight up like matrix shit.
Speaker 2: What if we are a terrarium? Right?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: Like so, but I think that's I think it's a
Speaker 2: leading theory. So back in nineteen sixty two, I think
Speaker 2: it was the government did a bunch of testings that
Speaker 2: where they essentially wanted to know what the atomic bomb
Speaker 2: would do to the atmosphere, like what effects it would
Speaker 2: have if it went off in the atmosphere. You know what,
Speaker 2: They called it project fishbowl. Why would they call it
Speaker 2: project fishbowl if we weren't in a fish bowl? Right?
Speaker 4: So you're saying that flat earthers aren't completely wrong, but
Speaker 4: they're not completely right because there's a flat bottom with
Speaker 4: correct globe around.
Speaker 2: Exactly that and that would give you something to project
Speaker 2: the moon onto.
Speaker 3: Every flat earth through out there just went So you're
Speaker 3: saying there's a chance.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a fuck load of physics that don't
Speaker 2: go with their theory. But yeah, I love I love
Speaker 2: the flat Earth conspiracy. I really do. I absolutely love
Speaker 2: it because it's cute. Yeah, there's there are just enough
Speaker 2: facts right to be like maybe, like maybe maybe there's
Speaker 2: a chance, and then reality kicks in and you're like Noah,
Speaker 2: never mind. But yeah, my I think my favorite one
Speaker 2: is the Pyramids, Like I.
Speaker 4: Love talking about it, like the especially the new ship that's.
Speaker 2: Come out, the new stuff that came out. Are these tunnels,
Speaker 2: these too light spir in sphir sphere spinnacles.
Speaker 3: Yeah, now it makes sense why they had those barricades
Speaker 3: up all that time. They didn't want us to know
Speaker 3: what was really down there.
Speaker 2: So my my theory with this is that the government
Speaker 2: or some entity right people that they know exactly what's
Speaker 2: going on with the Pyramids. They know who built them,
Speaker 2: they know what they were for, they know how they
Speaker 2: built them, everything about them that this is known, right, So,
Speaker 2: like the consensus with certain people and experts is that
Speaker 2: these slaves built them and they were tombs for people.
Speaker 2: But the problem with that is is that there were
Speaker 2: no bodies ever found in this Great Pyramid. Right, we'll
Speaker 2: just talk about the Great Pyramids. Nobody's ever found in
Speaker 2: the Great Pyramid. So the tomb theory is lost. How
Speaker 2: can you say it's a tomb when there's no bodies,
Speaker 2: It doesn't add up.
Speaker 3: Well, they're found around it.
Speaker 2: Exactly. They were found around it, and like, oh, well
Speaker 2: they got pillaged, they they got stolen and everything robbed. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: but then why didn't some of the valuables that were
Speaker 2: in there too, Like wouldn't have just been wiped fucking clean? Oh,
Speaker 2: it was kind of too hard to get stuff out
Speaker 2: of Okay. The pyramids themselves were made up of massive
Speaker 2: stone structures. There's over one hundred fucking pillars that are
Speaker 2: in there that are like seventy tons each. They're granite.
Speaker 2: These granite beams that are held that are holding up
Speaker 2: some of the structure of the Great Pyramid seventy tons each. Right,
Speaker 2: they were lifted to three hundred and fifty feet above
Speaker 2: the ground. That defies so many laws of physics, especially
Speaker 2: for the time, Like we don't have the technology to
Speaker 2: lift that much. Now, how the fuck did slaves do it? Then? Right,
Speaker 2: I don't care how many slaves you have. A thousand
Speaker 2: men don't equal one fucking crane that we have.
Speaker 4: Now now, And they say like, oh, like row Bulley
Speaker 4: system and blah blah blah blah blah, it doesn't work
Speaker 4: because because what in all reality if they were that
Speaker 4: smart to get all of that, then they say that
Speaker 4: technology doubles every eighteen months, So we went for thousands
Speaker 4: years of regression after that exactly.
Speaker 2: And what's crazy is like some of the granite that's
Speaker 2: found inside this pyramid is suspected to have been brought
Speaker 2: from over five hundred miles away. Right, some of the stones,
Speaker 2: with the precision that was cut, you can't fit a
Speaker 2: piece of paper in between them. Just the above ground structures.
Speaker 2: Let's not even talk about the new structures, just the
Speaker 2: above ground structures. It is said that with the technology
Speaker 2: they had at the time, that it would have taken
Speaker 2: thousands of years to build it. With the ways that
Speaker 2: they are saying it got built, physics do not allow
Speaker 2: for this structure to be done the way they say it.
Speaker 2: But everybody believes it, and everybody just blindly fucking agrees
Speaker 2: that it's fine. I feel like there had to have
Speaker 2: been some other thing that built this structure and other structures.
Speaker 2: There's also pyramids that are found around the world. How
Speaker 2: could pyramids? How could people in Mexico know exactly how
Speaker 2: to build a pyramid the exact way that people in
Speaker 2: Egypt did in the timeframe that they say that it happened.
Speaker 2: They wouldn't have had contact with each other. They wouldn't
Speaker 2: have even known that they existed. They shouldn't have. So
Speaker 2: we're missing. There's so much information that we're missing with this.
Speaker 2: My conspiracy, like everybody talks about aliens and whatnot, my
Speaker 2: bare bone conspiracy that I wholeheartedly believe without a shadow
Speaker 2: of a doubt, is that there are people that are
Speaker 2: in this world that know exactly how they were made,
Speaker 2: why they were made, when they were made, by whom
Speaker 2: they were made, all of it. They know everything, and
Speaker 2: they just don't give us the information because if they
Speaker 2: gave us that information, it would have literally changed the
Speaker 2: course of mankind, and they didn't want that to happen.
Speaker 3: That's white privilege.
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably, Yeah, what you.
Speaker 3: Just describe right there, and who Majia, why they major
Speaker 3: They're still around.
Speaker 2: They didn't go get the milk, They stuck around. Is
Speaker 2: that your conspiracy?
Speaker 3: No, No, my conspiracy I was like, hold on like
Speaker 3: much less that black black dads stick around?
Speaker 2: Is that the stick around? No?
Speaker 3: My conspiracy is it's kind of one. I've been putting
Speaker 3: together a little bit. But I think like some floaters
Speaker 3: out there have like kind of alluded to the same
Speaker 3: thing that I'm saying. But like we all know that,
Speaker 3: you know, when World War two ended, the Nazis like
Speaker 3: scattered mostly to South America. They scattered up to a
Speaker 3: bunch of other places too. There's you know, there were
Speaker 3: people in in Russia, There's people that went to China,
Speaker 3: there was people that went to Africa, especially South Africa. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I think that you know, definitely a main hub
Speaker 3: with South America. But the point is is that his
Speaker 3: ideas and ideology like still got out like a virus,
Speaker 3: and I think it's been brewing out there for a
Speaker 3: minute and it's been just multiplying itself like a you know,
Speaker 3: like a virus would, and then it's going to get
Speaker 3: to a point of potential sustainability. Where now what we're
Speaker 3: seeing with the rise of just people like just kind
Speaker 3: of weirdly blindly going for you know, stuff that is
Speaker 3: just anti semitic, whether it be in protest or people
Speaker 3: just straight up saying yeah, like I'm this I think
Speaker 3: is at like a crazy all time high that's like unprecedented.
Speaker 3: And so I think this has been like eighty years
Speaker 3: in the making of like a rise of that again.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, I think in the future like
Speaker 3: that's going to be something that we're going to deal
Speaker 3: with again. You know, I think I think we're going
Speaker 3: to be old when it happens. But I do think
Speaker 3: it's going to happen. I do think that World War
Speaker 3: III is going to involve them again and somehow and
Speaker 3: in some big capacity, and they'll all be driving Tesla's.
Speaker 2: Speaking speaking of test is that's another one. So the
Speaker 2: other one that that's kind of wild that I just
Speaker 2: kind of I heard more of is that Elon Musk
Speaker 2: is a plant. So there's people, Yeah, there's there's people
Speaker 2: in power that put him in place as a figure
Speaker 2: as a figurehead for all of these companies and entities
Speaker 2: to essentially, uh, take the the eyes off of who's
Speaker 2: really running things. They just want him as a kind
Speaker 2: of a Manchurian candidate kind of thing. Uh yeah, and
Speaker 2: that he basically isn't smart and doesn't fucking doesn't really
Speaker 2: know what he's supposed to know and just fakes it.
Speaker 2: And there's some things out there that support this theory,
Speaker 2: Like he went on a rant where he was saying
Speaker 2: that he was the best gamer in the world for
Speaker 2: a couple of games like Path of Exile and Diablo
Speaker 2: three I think it was, uh, but then he somehow
Speaker 2: they got video of him playing or he played online
Speaker 2: or something. I don't remember the exact dynamic and facts
Speaker 2: of it, but they watched him, these pro gamers watched
Speaker 2: him playing these games or this video of him playing
Speaker 2: these games and realized he absolutely sucked and didn't know
Speaker 2: the basic the basics of the game and called him
Speaker 2: out on it because he was claiming to be, you know,
Speaker 2: top ten in the world, top five in the world
Speaker 2: or some shit like that. And then there was another
Speaker 2: thing that had come out where he had said some
Speaker 2: kind of science fact that wasn't right, and other some
Speaker 2: other things. And so there's a theory out there that
Speaker 2: basically somebody said, Okay, we have these companies, we don't
Speaker 2: want to be known to be running these companies, So
Speaker 2: we're going to find somebody, and they fucking took this
Speaker 2: guy and was like here you go, and they put
Speaker 2: him in place instead.
Speaker 3: To add to that, he did say that he thinks
Speaker 3: that the simulation like matrix theory is pretty true, because
Speaker 3: it would make sense why he has it so good
Speaker 3: when he's probably a janitor in that real life, some
Speaker 3: guy just going home and putting on the VR and bam.
Speaker 3: And I was like, shit, damn all right, musk shit.
Speaker 3: So I'm some kind of weird support character in somehow
Speaker 3: some way? Is that my code? I'm the support character? Shit,
Speaker 3: I cause your stock to drop on the stone baby
Speaker 3: one puff uff that cheeb and you were like, dude,
Speaker 3: worth a billion.
Speaker 4: Less I got. I found another one that I've never heard,
Speaker 4: this one, and so it intrigued me. Prince Charles is
Speaker 4: a vampire.
Speaker 3: I like that one.
Speaker 4: I have heard that.
Speaker 3: That one's funny.
Speaker 4: He's actually genetically related and linked to Glad the Impaler,
Speaker 4: which was the inspiration for the bram Stroker Stokers. Dracula
Speaker 4: and many royals in Charles' budline were known to have
Speaker 4: the disease poor furia, which is an iron deficiency that
Speaker 4: causes people to be sensitive to sunlight.
Speaker 3: I'm like, is that why it's always damn when he's outside?
Speaker 3: Guys go out when it's overcasting.
Speaker 4: Which that also plays into the the doppelganger theories, Like
Speaker 4: you see a lot of celebrities that they find doppelganger
Speaker 4: pictures of them from a right and you're just like,
Speaker 4: maybe it's not a doppelganger. Maybe they maybe that's really
Speaker 4: who they are, you know, maybe it's not Joe Biden.
Speaker 2: Well maybe maybe The other theory that goes to that
Speaker 2: is that some of these celebrities who have a shitload
Speaker 2: of money are cloning themselves, and they're making a clone
Speaker 2: of themselves, and then the clone kind of comes into
Speaker 2: life at some point, you know.
Speaker 3: But then I read somewhere that there's a company in
Speaker 3: Europe up that will freeze your body for like X
Speaker 3: amount of dollars so then they can keep you in
Speaker 3: cryogenic stasis, uh like kind of like just freshly died
Speaker 3: until they like find a like cure in the future
Speaker 3: and they can revive you something like that.
Speaker 2: And I was like, so I got a question, back
Speaker 2: back to your back to your three Jordan, would either
Speaker 2: of you guys allow a vampire to bite you to
Speaker 2: become a vampire, Like, would you become a vampire if
Speaker 2: you could?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Part of me wants to say yeah,
Speaker 3: but part of me is also like, hold up, hold on.
Speaker 4: If you were a vampire, would you only snack on fatties?
Speaker 4: You know, because they're like the junk food. After you
Speaker 4: get high in your vampire and you drop an edible,
Speaker 4: you're like, now I gotta go chase down B word,
Speaker 4: take a.
Speaker 2: Bite, A bite you on B word for a year,
Speaker 2: the vampire would have a Charlie horse and it would
Speaker 2: still catch B word.
Speaker 4: I actively, I do actively know that Beward does listen
Speaker 4: to this show, because he called me last week fucking
Speaker 4: roaring about how I hit the I hit the code
Speaker 4: in f m K, about how I called like the killing.
Speaker 4: Kate Upton was like, you know, blah blah blah. So
Speaker 4: and I do know he's listening to this, But man,
Speaker 4: could you imagine watching were trying to run from his
Speaker 4: from a fucking vampire?
Speaker 2: Oh jesus, you could. Just I can't see the vampire
Speaker 2: turn into a bat thinking that he was gonna have
Speaker 2: to like chase and then just like immediately come out
Speaker 2: of the bat and be like, I don't know what
Speaker 2: the I'm doing, slowly like Michael Meyers, he pulls out
Speaker 2: a straw. He like pulls out a straw, undoes it
Speaker 2: from the plastic and just gets ready to like stick
Speaker 2: it in his neck juice box.
Speaker 3: He pulls out like a piece of wood, like a
Speaker 3: long branch, and like ties a string with rotisserie chicken
Speaker 3: on it and puts it in front of himself and
Speaker 3: then he's off to the races.
Speaker 2: Do you think b Word would even run from a
Speaker 2: vampire or do you think you just give up immediately?
Speaker 3: I think I think I think b Ward would say,
Speaker 3: if you can puncture through it, you can have it.
Speaker 4: That's fair.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine if it broke the vampire's teeth, that's
Speaker 2: like a fucking jawbreaker. Dallas just wan and overtime, by
Speaker 2: the way, Hell yeah, yeah, that was a good if
Speaker 2: you if you, if you've seen me looking that way,
Speaker 2: and yeah yeah, b Ward.
Speaker 3: B Word would have like two hundred byte marks and
Speaker 3: somebody like, why do you tune her bipe marks? And
Speaker 3: he'd be like he couldn't find the vein.
Speaker 2: B Words like the rhino to a fucking vampire. You
Speaker 2: just can't puncture his fucking skin, Like, what the fuck
Speaker 2: happened to you? Oh that's great, I would do it
Speaker 2: in a heartbeat. No I didn't. I did not have
Speaker 2: another conspiracy. I mean, there's a there's a ton of
Speaker 2: conspiracies out there.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, tons.
Speaker 2: So actually, to go back to your moon theory thing,
Speaker 2: So one thing I did forget to say, and I
Speaker 2: wanted to Another thing is is that there's a lot
Speaker 2: of people that think the moon is fake because you
Speaker 2: never see the moon change, so we always see the
Speaker 2: same side of the moon. It never turns in, yeah,
Speaker 2: to allow us to see the other side. And that's
Speaker 2: part of that theory I think, or part of the
Speaker 2: theory that the moon is fake is just so. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I would like to explore that one more. If I
Speaker 2: could go somewhere, in all honesty, I would like to
Speaker 2: go to the moon. I heard something about the moon.
Speaker 3: I'm on the moon right now. You could be there
Speaker 3: if you want.
Speaker 2: I heard something about the moon being so far away
Speaker 2: that you could fit a whole galaxy in between us,
Speaker 2: or some shit like that. To look up the exact
Speaker 2: the exact information, but.
Speaker 4: There well, also, speaking of the moon, people think that,
Speaker 4: uh that Apollo, what was it Apollo?
Speaker 3: So yeah, there was another one.
Speaker 4: Apollo seventeen was not the final, and then Apollow eighteen,
Speaker 4: the movie about Apollo eighteen is actually a real story
Speaker 4: that they just don't tell people because it ended tragically
Speaker 4: with them actually running into aliens on the moon. And
Speaker 4: I'm like, that'd be fucking dope, that'd be kind of cool.
Speaker 4: But then debate like why why keep everything so secretive?
Speaker 4: You know, like you said, people know about the pyramids, right,
Speaker 4: If they really do know the all that shit, it's like,
Speaker 4: well what, because it's gonna cause mass panic, Like people
Speaker 4: have literally come out recently and said, no, Aliens are
Speaker 4: for sure real, Like you're at the point now that
Speaker 4: people are just like, okay, fuck it.
Speaker 2: I So I think it's I think it's more than that.
Speaker 2: I think I think that there's there's so so so
Speaker 2: much more to it. I mean, I don't know in reality.
Speaker 2: In reality, it's probably super simple. They just don't know, right,
Speaker 2: But my theory is that they know they know what
Speaker 2: it is, and there's so much more to it that
Speaker 2: it would cause it would genuinely cause questioning and panic
Speaker 2: and people would try and storm, try and storm you know,
Speaker 2: the pyramids to take over and figure out, and it
Speaker 2: would just cause hysteria in that way where people were
Speaker 2: trying to find out information, get steal things, you know, bombarred,
Speaker 2: bombard the pyramid, and it would cause them to change
Speaker 2: focus from what they want, creating this just weird mass panic.
Speaker 2: And you'd have because we already have a lot of
Speaker 2: war in the world as is, and a lot of
Speaker 2: conflict in the world as is. But they can control it,
Speaker 2: right if if we, if we, as the people really
Speaker 2: wanted to, we could overthrow any government in this world. Well,
Speaker 2: in a harpie, In a harpy, it's it's the ant theory, right,
Speaker 2: It's the ant versus the cricket theory, right, or the
Speaker 2: grasshopper theory. Like if the ants rise up, the ants
Speaker 2: can overcome any fucking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're gonna lose a lot, but you're gonna overcome.
Speaker 2: But you're gonna overcome. So and I and I think
Speaker 2: that they know that. And I think whatever it is
Speaker 2: that that some of some of these conspiracy theories that
Speaker 2: are real, I think they would cause mass hysteria to
Speaker 2: that point where they would lose control and they don't
Speaker 2: want to lose control because that's what it's all about, right,
Speaker 2: It's all about control, of course, yeah, control, control, And
Speaker 2: to some to some people, they believe the theory that
Speaker 2: control is peace right, the ideology that control is peace yep,
Speaker 2: if we are, if we are being controlled, then the
Speaker 2: piece is kept and people don't get out of don't
Speaker 2: get into too much chaos causing mass hysteria, pillaging, raping, plundering,
Speaker 2: that kind of thing. We fall back into a you know,
Speaker 2: dark ages kind of thing. But who knows, speaking of
Speaker 2: back into the dark ages. My other segment was TV shows, Yeah,
Speaker 2: from when you were a kid. So I was thinking
Speaker 2: about this the other day because I was watching I
Speaker 2: want to say, it was that seventy show and I
Speaker 2: kind of caught some innuendos from red And during the show,
Speaker 2: and I was like, you know, I wonder how many
Speaker 2: shows as a kid we watched, you know, from like
Speaker 2: the ages of like ten to fifteen, and didn't realize
Speaker 2: that there were these dirty jokes. Like there's a couple
Speaker 2: shows that I remember that I knew they were blatant
Speaker 2: and in your face, like ren and stimpy and married
Speaker 2: with children, right, even like like that seventy show King
Speaker 2: of Queen's was another one, right where these the you know,
Speaker 2: these shows had these jokes that were just in your face.
Speaker 2: But then there were other shows like Seinfeld Friends, Uh
Speaker 2: Sabrina the Teenage Witch was one of them, where like
Speaker 2: the shows were less or the jokes were less obvious. Right,
Speaker 2: Full House had some where the jokes were just a
Speaker 2: lot less obvious. So what are some like, what are
Speaker 2: some of the shows that you guys watched as a kid, Like,
Speaker 2: what were you, like your top five from the ages
Speaker 2: of ten to fifteen?
Speaker 3: I think first and foremost for me, it was WWE
Speaker 3: you know, WWF before it got changed over, but I
Speaker 3: had I'd really started watching it after it, like just
Speaker 3: after it got changed over. And so yeah, the whole
Speaker 3: the whole DX saga was just purely like suck it.
Speaker 3: I was like sucking. My parents were like stop, like
Speaker 3: what They're like, you have no idea what that means.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's fucking Sean Michaels and Triple h. You know,
Speaker 3: that's so good.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like screw you.
Speaker 3: It's like screw you, Yeah, screw you exactly. And then
Speaker 3: later on I was like, oh.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, I remember when women first came into wrestling,
Speaker 2: like with Sable and China and everything, and it was
Speaker 2: just all about sexuality and they I think it was
Speaker 2: Sable who did the desk scene with Vince McMahon in
Speaker 2: the middle of the ring. Am I right about that?
Speaker 2: Stacy Keeler, Stacey Keeler, Stacy Keeler. Yeah, she was like
Speaker 2: stripping in the middle of the fucking ring. Yeah, as dude,
Speaker 2: that's wild, like to think. And you you watch wrestling
Speaker 2: now and it's so obvious, but back then, you you know,
Speaker 2: you didn't realize that Vince McMahon was turning it into
Speaker 2: this gigantic sexuality mess.
Speaker 4: Sex sells. I have the two and and there. When
Speaker 4: you think of them now, they're blatantly obvious, but when
Speaker 4: you're like thirteen years old watching these, you catch some
Speaker 4: of the shit, but the other shit you don't catch.
Speaker 4: And then you get older and you rewatch it because
Speaker 4: there's still classics and still good. Uh. And the two
Speaker 4: that for me that I watched a lot then was
Speaker 4: Futurama and Family Guy. Oh, and Family Guy was more
Speaker 4: blatantly obvious with their shit, but they still have a
Speaker 4: lot of shit that they do, like low key that
Speaker 4: as you get older, you you're like, Okay, that's like
Speaker 4: fucking hilarious, Like, well, yeah, they're shit that they advertise
Speaker 4: right up front, but then there's shit that they do
Speaker 4: on the backside too.
Speaker 2: They they did a lot. They did a lot with
Speaker 2: like like low key violence or like suicide jokes, like
Speaker 2: like Steuwie Stuey had quite Stuwe had quite a few
Speaker 2: of them. Yeah, And then even some of the quagmire
Speaker 2: stuff wasn't it wasn't on the surface, Like there was
Speaker 2: a lot with quagmire that was just straight out there
Speaker 2: right in front of your face, like you said, But
Speaker 2: then there was a lot that was very underlined, undertoned.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and one that was really popular at that age
Speaker 4: for us, for you and I don't I mean, it's
Speaker 4: banned for a long fucking time.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 4: And this was blatantly, blatantly obviously with south Park.
Speaker 3: South Park.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well that's what they that's what they were
Speaker 2: predicating their whole fucking aura or what's the word I'm
Speaker 2: looking for, persona, Like that's what they were about. They
Speaker 2: were proud of it. They were they were proud of
Speaker 2: being out there and in your face and making the
Speaker 2: obscene jokes and attacking people, you know, and they they
Speaker 2: didn't discriminate white, black.
Speaker 3: Yellow, but you know, they went after everybody, no holds
Speaker 3: bar and everybody. One of my favorite moments was when
Speaker 3: they went to uh, the Oscars or the Emmys, think
Speaker 3: about being the Emmys, and they were dropping acid and
Speaker 3: they were in dresses. Uh, And they had to like
Speaker 3: go like talk to like and entertainment and all that,
Speaker 3: you know, and they have to give like full interviews
Speaker 3: and they're just tripping.
Speaker 2: Balls on acid in dresses.
Speaker 3: And I was like, fucking Trey Parker and that Stone, goddamn, goddamn.
Speaker 3: But I got into them definitely for sure. When it
Speaker 3: was like the mel Gibson Passion of the Christ era,
Speaker 3: that's when I got into it. It was still one
Speaker 3: of my favorite episodes. He just fucking starts shooting him
Speaker 3: and Chason.
Speaker 2: Was that the same episode when the Devil showed up
Speaker 2: they did the Devil episode? Or was that shortly after.
Speaker 3: They would have like Saddam Hussein on like a whole bunch.
Speaker 4: That's what I was gonna go. And so the movie
Speaker 4: like this is how, this is how in your face?
Speaker 4: They went, Oh yeah, South Park, bigger longer and uncut.
Speaker 4: The movie, the first movie they came out for South Park.
Speaker 4: You have Saddam and Saddam Hussein and the Devil having
Speaker 4: a passionate relationship together him, very passion. Saddam was not
Speaker 4: dead yet. He was fun. It was like seven eight
Speaker 4: years before his execution. So the fact that these guys
Speaker 4: had the balls to still do that shit and you're
Speaker 4: talking about like a fucking madman that's out there, like
Speaker 4: but they didn't care. They were like, we don't care.
Speaker 2: He was probably in this cave laughing his ass off.
Speaker 3: They had draw Muhammed a couple of times, and one
Speaker 3: of the times, Trey Parker said that he got there
Speaker 3: was like zero flak for it. And then like a
Speaker 3: couple of months later, he was traveling somewhere and like
Speaker 3: was visiting some place in Florida on vacation, and the
Speaker 3: news was breaking that there was like a bunch of
Speaker 3: people that were like super angry and thinking about getting radicalized,
Speaker 3: and he was like, I need to go home, like
Speaker 3: right now. Yeah, this shit's wow. Those boys are fucking wild. Yeah,
Speaker 3: speaking of wild, wild boys. Yeah, there was everything that
Speaker 3: was fucking sexual about Jackass all the way through damn.
Speaker 2: I always felt like they were up front. Maybe maybe
Speaker 2: by the time I started watching them, it was a
Speaker 2: little bit I was a little bit older.
Speaker 4: So that was the point of Jackass was in your face,
Speaker 4: crazy nonsense like let's, you know, put mouse traps on
Speaker 4: our fucking wieners, like whatever whatever you can do to
Speaker 4: get the viewership and get the cringe, Like that's what
Speaker 4: they were gonna do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were there for the shock factor for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: I remember Fresh Fresh Prince of bel Air, and like
Speaker 2: how that that show hit two different buttons, right there
Speaker 2: were At the time, it was just funny to me.
Speaker 2: And then occasionally there would be this serious moment, right,
Speaker 2: the serious life moment that would happen, and the life
Speaker 2: lesson that would happen. But when you look back at
Speaker 2: some of those episodes, now there's a lot of dirty
Speaker 2: shit in those episodes, you know. I mean, like there
Speaker 2: was one episode where like Will Smith's uh girlfriend, he
Speaker 2: ended up sleeping with her mom, like just right up
Speaker 2: and they're sleeping with her mom. And you know, at
Speaker 2: the time, you don't really think that that's a big deal,
Speaker 2: but now it's kind of like, oh shit, all right,
Speaker 2: that's different, and then the whole like the whole thing
Speaker 2: of him his dad being a piece of shit, and
Speaker 2: and you know, uncle Phil stepping in and being the
Speaker 2: dad for him.
Speaker 3: Uncle Phil.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a heart wrenching episode when I was
Speaker 2: a kid, and then you watch it now and it's
Speaker 2: even worse because it means more, you know, it means
Speaker 2: so much more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 3: I think Will's scene with Phil when they're talking about
Speaker 3: his dad after his dad laughed and Will was like
Speaker 3: so emotional. I It's still one of my favorite scenes
Speaker 3: of all time because it was just done so well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really was. It was. It was heart wrench
Speaker 2: for sure. Yeah. Did you guys have any other any
Speaker 2: other shows that you remember?
Speaker 4: No? No, I think I kind of touched like the
Speaker 4: ones that you said at the beginning. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 4: that was like my laundry list of shows as far
Speaker 4: as TV shows.
Speaker 2: You know, Married with Children was fucking crazy. I remember
Speaker 2: my parents.
Speaker 4: I was a little bit young.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, well, I mean I'm older than you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean I remember watching it, but as far
Speaker 4: as my age level watching it, I was definitely not
Speaker 4: ten to fifteen yet.
Speaker 2: Were there any shows that your parents wouldn't let you
Speaker 2: watch besides, you know ninety.
Speaker 4: No, I don't think so Spice Channel. No, I don't
Speaker 4: think so, I'm trying to think. I do remember when
Speaker 4: I uh first rented Jay and Sam Bob Strike Back
Speaker 4: and the opening scene to that, and my mom comes
Speaker 4: over and starts cussing at me and shuts it off.
Speaker 4: She's like, why would you watch this fucking shit? Blah
Speaker 4: blah blah, And I'm like, there's literally I look right
Speaker 4: at her, so there's no difference in what you're acting
Speaker 4: like right now versus what's on that TV. Yeah, you
Speaker 4: have said fuck the same amount of time that they
Speaker 4: have in the first minute. So she shut it off
Speaker 4: and then I watched it later that night after she
Speaker 4: went to bed.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I did.
Speaker 4: So it's you know, it's like that ship. But no,
Speaker 4: I never really had like I had friends that like
Speaker 4: they couldn't watch specific meanings. I got a buddy that
Speaker 4: he was not allowed to watch Ren and Simby he
Speaker 4: was not allowed to watch shows like that. So I
Speaker 4: don't know. I guess more lucky on the fact that
Speaker 4: I didn't have to deal with that kind of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, do you.
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, there was one other show I
Speaker 3: had here that it was always been interesting to me
Speaker 3: because there was something off about I couldn't understand. And
Speaker 3: then when I got older, I went watched it again
Speaker 3: and I was like, holy shit, damn, this show's fucking deep.
Speaker 3: It's Cowen Chicken, and Cowen Chicken was a you know,
Speaker 3: comic style cartoon back from the nineties, and it was
Speaker 3: about a chicken who had a sister that was a
Speaker 3: cow and she was younger than him, right, and the
Speaker 3: parents kind of looked normal, but they look like a
Speaker 3: cow and a chicken, and they're they're always trying to
Speaker 3: like best the devil in some way, and the devil
Speaker 3: is like super kind of weird, lusty and kind of provocative,
Speaker 3: you know, and like kind of sexual, you know, like
Speaker 3: a lot of like butt cheeks and a lot of
Speaker 3: like parts they shouldn't show them, like very firtacious. You know.
Speaker 3: It's really weird. But I think what happened was is
Speaker 3: in this song, the song says, Mama had a chicken,
Speaker 3: Mama had a cow. Dad was proud. He didn't care.
Speaker 3: How so the mom fucked another dude and had cow
Speaker 3: who is not related to chicken except for the mom
Speaker 3: and it's pretty obvious when you see the two of them,
Speaker 3: and that's his worldview. His worldview is there's something wrong
Speaker 3: about my sister. I don't know what it is, and
Speaker 3: it keeps presenting itself in different ways. In its lust
Speaker 3: is that her mom had cow outside of wedlock.
Speaker 2: I never thought about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was the other one.
Speaker 4: Cow and Chicken was like a more tamed version of
Speaker 4: Ren and Stimpy. Yeah, yeah, but it reminded me a
Speaker 4: lot of Red and Stimpy. It was just a little
Speaker 4: bit more tame, were a lot more I was gonna say.
Speaker 2: At one point, Ren like spits in his hands and
Speaker 2: fucking rubs it on his nipples while he's got a
Speaker 2: saw for a penis.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it was pretty It was pretty out there,
Speaker 3: in your face. I never got along with that show.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I was I'd never caught my attention,
Speaker 3: never wanted to watch it, but I watched it here
Speaker 3: and there.
Speaker 4: I get it. I get it. I wasn't. I remember
Speaker 4: watching it, but I was not all about running Stimpy.
Speaker 2: It's it was tough to get into Ian. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I also had a lot of mental problems as a kid, So.
Speaker 4: It's funny you said had. I thought you said has,
Speaker 4: but I clearly heard a d in there.
Speaker 2: I have. I have all kinds of the problems. What
Speaker 2: the fuck is that light? I just noticed a weird
Speaker 2: light in my room?
Speaker 4: Mitchell's iPhone from the from the mirror before piece of
Speaker 4: duct tape hole.
Speaker 3: It's one way nerror. It looks his way, but he
Speaker 3: can't be back. He's over there, just jerking it right now,
Speaker 3: just like, Yeah.
Speaker 2: God, these guys are so fucking dumb. Right, he's listening
Speaker 2: to us like he's hacked into the server.
Speaker 3: You just listened to us.
Speaker 2: Good, Look, guys are fucking stupid. He was telling me.
Speaker 2: He was telling me that if the internet didn't work,
Speaker 2: that I could just go down there and he would
Speaker 2: lock up for me. And I'm like, but how do
Speaker 2: I lock up when I leave? Like I don't have
Speaker 2: a key?
Speaker 3: Yeah? That that It kind of sounds like he's trying
Speaker 3: to traffic you maybe, you know, sounds like it's just
Speaker 3: a front for the state, for the safe house. What's
Speaker 3: his name? Mitchell?
Speaker 2: Was Mitchell?
Speaker 3: I might have I had had a Michael Michael, but
Speaker 3: it could have been a te I was high ship
Speaker 3: that day. Name tags are weird sometimes especially when they
Speaker 3: drawn like those stick symbols.
Speaker 4: That Mike's in a government program.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 4: His name is Mitchell and he's running a motel in Napa, California.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get these. I'm gonna get these, motherfucker on
Speaker 3: my fucking one.
Speaker 2: I don't know this dude's like, he's like, the was
Speaker 2: the worst fucking worker, like every I So he offered
Speaker 2: me a discount already twice. And then there were people
Speaker 2: in here earlier who came in and they were complaining
Speaker 2: because their room wasn't ready, and he's like, what do
Speaker 2: you mean your room's not ready? I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 2: He was super nice about it. He's like, I'm so
Speaker 2: sorry about that. What do you mean it's not ready?
Speaker 2: And they're like, well, it's it hasn't been cleaned. And
Speaker 2: he's like, what, it hasn't been cleaned. The lady's like, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it hasn't been cleaned. We got up there and the
Speaker 2: cleaning lady was in there, or the cleaning guy. She
Speaker 2: stead of cleaning guy was in there and he was
Speaker 2: cleaning the room while we were supposed to be in there.
Speaker 2: And he's like, so there was a sore's a guy
Speaker 2: in the room cleaning the room when you walked up,
Speaker 2: and she's like, yeah, I don't know if he was
Speaker 2: done or not. I just I didn't ask. I just
Speaker 2: turned around and came to you to tell you that
Speaker 2: I needed a different room because it's not cleaned. And
Speaker 2: he's like, I'm so sorry. How about I give you
Speaker 2: a discount and I just put you in another room.
Speaker 2: I was like, fucking idiot.
Speaker 4: It's too easy.
Speaker 2: Literally, just fucking tell them to wait five fucking minutes.
Speaker 2: It's being It'll be done in five fucking minutes.
Speaker 4: And he's trying to get his trying to get his
Speaker 4: yell reviews up. I'm gonna go give a review right
Speaker 4: fucking now in this place. Five stars for Mitchell. I've
Speaker 4: never even stated this place?
Speaker 2: Can we can we do that real quick? I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what I will. If you guys give me two
Speaker 2: reviews right now, I will fucking put them up.
Speaker 3: There, all right. I got mine all right, two out
Speaker 3: of five stars. Would have given it three out of
Speaker 3: five stars had it not been for the cockroache, just
Speaker 3: fingering my wife, not letting his finish. How am I
Speaker 3: supposed to get some peace and quiet? And this pigeon
Speaker 3: ship filled jacuzzi when I have to hear that douche
Speaker 3: canoe complain one more time about not reaching climax again,
Speaker 3: Like I don't hear it enough already.
Speaker 2: I hear it every day from her Continental breakfast was superb.
Speaker 3: By the way, bananas, Oh.
Speaker 4: God, I love the bananasas.
Speaker 3: Oh god, I love this job.
Speaker 4: It's because I can't top that. That one's just going on.
Speaker 2: Yelp, all right, done, done, done, and fucking done. Dude.
Speaker 2: You know I got to give him credit because I
Speaker 2: don't obviously don't have a printer here. I'm not gonna
Speaker 2: fly with a printer, and I've I've needed quite a
Speaker 2: bit of paper work printed out, so I've been asking
Speaker 2: him to print out paperwork.
Speaker 4: You imagine you're on a plane and somebody just pulls
Speaker 4: out a fucking printer.
Speaker 2: Tray. Excuse me, manmpled? I second, can you put can
Speaker 2: you put that down for me? Hand or a stapler?
Speaker 2: Be like, hey, can you stayplease while they come out? Please?
Speaker 3: Office man on the go. Call an office man wherever
Speaker 3: you need to sign papers and print it out. He
Speaker 3: has a pen ready for you for your ink signatures.
Speaker 2: Let's go, damn it, Janny you're supposed to tell me
Speaker 2: when I ran out of paper.
Speaker 3: That's gonna be our new business officeman on the go.
Speaker 3: You need this print out? Here, you go, let me
Speaker 3: scan it for you. You look like one of those
Speaker 3: like uh, like that dude for fucking resimeval four with
Speaker 3: like the gun vest and ship. He's like, welcome, and
Speaker 3: you're just printers and pens and ship in your fucking
Speaker 3: trench coat with.
Speaker 2: An absolute shitty pointless job to just walk into a
Speaker 2: bunch of places like Remax or fucking or anything like Chili's.
Speaker 2: You just walk into Chili's like, hey, you need you
Speaker 2: something printing out today? You need you need your invoices
Speaker 2: printed out today?
Speaker 3: I got you the paper company. That's what I do.
Speaker 2: You guys got Wi Fi?
Speaker 4: I can't connect to my printer.
Speaker 2: Can get the password?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: Why do I have to lock up? I just want
Speaker 3: to scan something.
Speaker 2: The chiliest password is I want my baby backs the
Speaker 2: second best capo.
Speaker 4: Yeah all right, well yeah let's get out.
Speaker 2: Yes, I gotta finish up some work and then go
Speaker 2: to bed. It's late.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sad deuces bitches.
Speaker 2: Later, she upgraded from the Mason jard to just drinking
Speaker 2: moonshine out of your fucking jug. Now you're one gallon?
Speaker 4: Is that my one gallon?
Speaker 2: That safety orange?
Speaker 4: No, it's red. It looks I'm gonna hold it up
Speaker 4: like it's gonna make it any but it's red.
Speaker 3: Oh we can see it. The colors come.
Speaker 2: R yeah. Oh Jesus, hey, what's the difference between Usain
Speaker 2: Bolton Hitler?
Speaker 4: You saying Bolton knows how to finish a race? A
Speaker 4: R m hmmm. Oh the speech, it was
Speaker 2: The