Speaker 1: Damn straight. You like that Irish song from Sinners, And
Speaker 1: don't be ready because it's time everywhere. She's about to
Speaker 1: get weird. You're preparing for it to get weird.
Speaker 2: Things are gonna get weird. It's getting weird. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: get real weird with it.
Speaker 1: Let's get weird. Let's get it?
Speaker 2: Where Where? Get Where? Are you ready to get weird
Speaker 2: with Hoodie and Eric?
Speaker 1: I'm ready? Listen. I just listen to the two hundred
Speaker 1: and twenty second episode of Let's Get Weird.
Speaker 2: My name's I'm Aware of.
Speaker 1: We come together to give you the weird stories from
Speaker 1: our lives, the streets, the sheets, the ups, the downs,
Speaker 1: all around and the Internet sometimes and just have a
Speaker 1: good time. I know you like that Rocky Road to
Speaker 1: Dublin song now because I keep just sending you tiktoks. Eric, No,
Speaker 1: you'll like sent me.
Speaker 2: One and now my tic tac is infested with this
Speaker 2: that song and the Sinners movie.
Speaker 1: And it's a good movie. Number one movie in the country. Right.
Speaker 2: I didn't say it wasn't a good like I said
Speaker 2: you before, and like I'll say to you again. The
Speaker 2: acting is incredible, The story just felt a little bluff
Speaker 2: but you could also be right that the guy next
Speaker 2: to me ruined the movie for me. So maybe that's
Speaker 2: why I need to go see it again, and I
Speaker 2: want to go. You know what I else want to
Speaker 2: go see that we didn't go see is anecraft accounting to.
Speaker 1: Nah, I'm good on you to see that. That's a
Speaker 1: stream movie. No, it's not Minecraft, Chicken Jockey. We will
Speaker 1: pay for price of admission just for that.
Speaker 2: Okay, So what is the whole thing mean Chicken Jockey.
Speaker 2: No one has explained to me what has to mean.
Speaker 1: It's just Jack Blackbee. It's like Minecraft, the Minecraft movie is.
Speaker 1: If you're wondering why, it's just take it over. Think
Speaker 1: like Nacho leb if nachraal Libre came out in Internet days,
Speaker 1: is essentially that because like we quoted part of my
Speaker 1: friend the shit out of Nacho Libre growing up and
Speaker 1: still to this day get code out of my face.
Speaker 1: But like, but put that movie out into day terms
Speaker 1: when it's the Internet and it's based on a hit
Speaker 1: video game and it's instant.
Speaker 2: That's why I actually rewatched not Libre on Max holds up.
Speaker 2: I think it does.
Speaker 1: But I'm not Jack black Spanish.
Speaker 2: I'm not as sensitive as you, so I think it
Speaker 2: holds up. Isn't Jack Black actually Hispanic?
Speaker 1: Yeah, isn't.
Speaker 2: I think he like a percentage of him is like Hispanic.
Speaker 1: Or his mom is what it is? Uh okay with
Speaker 1: that Jack Black. But she does look a little at
Speaker 1: tar in Santa Monica. Mm hmm his mom. Do you know?
Speaker 2: One of my favorite roles of Jack Black was Saving Silverman.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that movie? That's the one that there
Speaker 1: the Neil Diamond cover band. I haven't seen it fully,
Speaker 1: but I've seen like bits and pieces of it. Dude.
Speaker 2: It doesn't hold up, by the way, with the sensitivity
Speaker 2: of American nowadays, But that movie is hilarious. And then
Speaker 2: the guy that was the the the military dude who
Speaker 2: was in plemental jacket, the drill sergeant. He's in it
Speaker 2: and he's hilarios. Plays our high school football coach and
Speaker 2: it's so funny. Stephens on Jack Black, Jason Biggs.
Speaker 1: Jack blacknutt Hispanic at all? Oh okay, never mind, then,
Speaker 1: well that's interesting. He's just very fluid in Spanish because
Speaker 1: he's from California, California, American all right, whatever, I guess
Speaker 1: I thought. I thought it was good movie. So holds
Speaker 1: up every time like, maybe there's an actual wrestler in
Speaker 1: here that I don't know. It's not.
Speaker 2: Well, it might be Mexican like cml L or Triple
Speaker 2: A wrestlers, but none. We know there's no Triple H.
Speaker 2: There's no Ray Mysterio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not Ready to Rumble man talk about a
Speaker 3: movie that was all the w c WWW people and
Speaker 3: they did that movie and then David Rkett won the
Speaker 3: championship like a month later after it came out or whatever.
Speaker 1: That's right, and that's that's the downfall WW. That probably
Speaker 1: the Paramount maybe.
Speaker 2: Or I found a Paramount hack that you might want
Speaker 2: to try.
Speaker 1: Ready to Rumble. It's on two beat oos, it's nowhere.
Speaker 1: It's nowhere. Okay. I actually don't need a hack because
Speaker 1: I have the hack that keeps on giving so well.
Speaker 2: So the other day I canceled my Paramount subscription last
Speaker 2: month and then it timed out right, So then I
Speaker 2: got said, I want to go look on Paramount Plus
Speaker 2: because a dumb movie from the two thousands I wanted
Speaker 2: to rewatch called The Core with DJ Qualls and Aaron Eckhart.
Speaker 1: Is that the same thing as it came out like
Speaker 1: as the same time as Armageddon. No, this is after Armageddon.
Speaker 2: But it was one of those movies where like they're
Speaker 2: the same premise. No, this is they to go to
Speaker 2: the center of the Earth to restart its armeddon No,
Speaker 2: that's deep impacked. Oh deep Impact. Okay, that's the same,
Speaker 2: literally the same movie one of the Morgan Freeman.
Speaker 1: And okay, okay, okay, keep going, keep going.
Speaker 2: So I found out, so I set my subscription up
Speaker 2: through my iPhone to do you know, Apple subscription to
Speaker 2: Paramount Plus, and it asked me, oh, you've got to
Speaker 2: relog in. So I go relog in and like, oh,
Speaker 2: for two months, you can get it for ninety nine cents. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I hit it. Then I canceled it again, and
Speaker 2: then you hit it. So then I wants see that
Speaker 2: happened in two months?
Speaker 1: Oh okay. I think it was probably just the one
Speaker 1: time thing. Who used to do that all the time
Speaker 1: when it was just like Netflix and Hulu. You could
Speaker 1: be like you leave and you get this like family
Speaker 1: Guy YouTube clip of like don't go stay stay and
Speaker 1: then get like, oh, instead of ten bucks, it's like
Speaker 1: four bucks. All the time Hulu would do that.
Speaker 2: Well, there's some great shows on the on the Plus
Speaker 2: now because there's that new Mob show with I Forget
Speaker 2: You Tom and Pierce Brosno is a guy's name. No,
Speaker 2: it's not a it's not a Taylor Sheridan show. I shared,
Speaker 2: And it's not a Tyler Sheridan show. This is even better.
Speaker 2: It's I thought it was a movie Guy Richie Guy
Speaker 2: Richie show.
Speaker 3: It's a pretty comedy gangster movie, the same type of like, no,
Speaker 3: it's not movie.
Speaker 1: See I'm watching Paramountlus for the challenge, and you're watching
Speaker 1: it for actual shows that are on Paramount Plus. So yeah,
Speaker 1: different meanings. And I don't need to remember I don't
Speaker 1: have to pay for Paramount Plus because for some reason
Speaker 1: it just thinks I still pay for it because we
Speaker 1: use a dummy visa gift card does not belong to it.
Speaker 1: You should use the ones that I have and to
Speaker 1: see what happens. You just have to have enough for
Speaker 1: like the one mon whatever month of trial thing you
Speaker 1: do and see what happens. Because and we never I
Speaker 1: think we removed the card but didn't cancel it, and
Speaker 1: so it just like keeps going, not gonna win, but
Speaker 1: like and then and then the big thing was Maura
Speaker 1: we had on our Xbox longest time. It was like,
Speaker 1: let me try to have it on the PlayStation because
Speaker 1: I was downloading something the same time. It still worked.
Speaker 1: So for some reason, our account just works like that.
Speaker 1: I wish every other streaming service would, but it doesn't.
Speaker 1: That's okay, it's all right. You'll be you'll be.
Speaker 2: You'll figure it out one day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you'll be a real mo. But hey, you know,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna do a little takeover real quick right here.
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Speaker 1: back to our regularly schedule program. Eric, Yes, sir, I
Speaker 1: was surviving in Arlington this past weekend because you actually
Speaker 1: stayed in Arlington for almost a whole day practically.
Speaker 2: Buddy, I was there from one thirty till ten pm.
Speaker 2: You know, I can't stand Arlington, don't like it, not
Speaker 2: a fan. But I had a good time because I
Speaker 2: was surrounded by my co workers and Shane who's a friend,
Speaker 2: and it was that wasn't that bad.
Speaker 1: The weather was great.
Speaker 2: I did find though, there's a parking area by that
Speaker 2: weird Verizon depot next to the old Silver Niner that's
Speaker 2: there that I paid forty five cents and I had
Speaker 2: a day and a half.
Speaker 1: Of parking right there in next Sometimes what happens on
Speaker 1: the weekend parkings because mainly I think it's mostly like
Speaker 1: paying where you park in Arlington. Yeah, it's like, all right,
Speaker 1: Monday through Fridays we're getting all the business because the
Speaker 1: commuters versus weekends, it just fa amilies and whoever lives
Speaker 1: here up until nighttime.
Speaker 2: But I was telling Hoodie because my biggest gripe with Arlington.
Speaker 2: Other than a lot of other gripes that I have,
Speaker 2: there's really no parking at all around there there then there.
Speaker 1: Isn't because it's the same thing as like d C,
Speaker 1: where like a lot of those garages will close at
Speaker 1: like after seven pm and you can't get in. Like
Speaker 1: I went to a swingers golf thing, which is it's
Speaker 1: not sex, it's it's the it's like indoor pund Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like pin strikes and bowling or by golf. But
Speaker 1: the garage closed after we parked, so we were fine
Speaker 1: because we had parked already, but if you want to
Speaker 1: park there, you couldn't. It's same thing kind of Arlington too. Yeah,
Speaker 1: a lot of the garages are like for apartments.
Speaker 2: Yes, there's a lot of apartment lots and not of
Speaker 2: like general public lots, which I'm like, well this, you're
Speaker 2: killing yourself. But you're also too. There's so many high
Speaker 2: rises that I feel like you've already have an influx
Speaker 2: of people there people, and that's why there's all those
Speaker 2: metros right there too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but the metro.
Speaker 2: On Saturday was kind of annoying because there were shutteling
Speaker 2: from Grovnor to Medical center, bless you. And so then
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, it made the trip a lot longer.
Speaker 2: So then I just jumped on which oh which I found.
Speaker 2: I took Claire Barton and it got me there even faster.
Speaker 1: So just lucky the draw, baby, lucky the draw.
Speaker 2: It works.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I take those words every day, baby, I know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: me and hood you have a little I have a
Speaker 2: tep on and take Claire Barton in.
Speaker 1: It's the same. I've taken it and every tire Barton moved. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what f's you over in the morning? Is the
Speaker 1: one light in Georgetown to get onto the Color Barton Parkway.
Speaker 2: Why don't you cut to the neighborhood and then go
Speaker 2: down Military Road to get on the neighbor bridge. You
Speaker 2: can't because you're farther over right, Oh, because so what I.
Speaker 1: Do is that it? So I passed the Pentagon twice
Speaker 1: a day to get on and then get here. Every
Speaker 1: day I passed that, bitch.
Speaker 2: How do I it on this base?
Speaker 1: How do I jump backs? I passed it? But yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: so Arley and you survived.
Speaker 2: I survived because I luckily for Shane, Shane is mine.
Speaker 2: He got He took you at to darn the Darna,
Speaker 2: which me and John and Shane hadn't been in years.
Speaker 2: The last time you were with us, right went for
Speaker 2: that birthday someone's birthday or a post comedy show and
Speaker 2: we had the table and the first thing we said
Speaker 2: we were like, wow, we had realize how small this
Speaker 2: place was. They'd made me that's why we were kids.
Speaker 2: And they made the DJ booth in a different place,
Speaker 2: and they put these giant ass speakers right there to
Speaker 2: make make the noise louder. But I will say, I
Speaker 2: mean John's Bar is incredible. Go check it out Hide
Speaker 2: Social as well. I also own a bar in DuPont.
Speaker 1: Which had a oh well you don't own that one,
Speaker 1: you know the bar and Navy.
Speaker 2: We owned one in the Navy Yard Stfu. But we
Speaker 2: also have public bar and soft House that you should
Speaker 2: also go check out as well. Check out all three
Speaker 2: of those bars as well, all four of those bars.
Speaker 2: Just go out have fun.
Speaker 1: You're you're one bar at a bartending class or something.
Speaker 2: We do a on Tuesdays. I think it's like once
Speaker 2: or twice a month. We do like a bartending like
Speaker 2: a couple's bartending night because we have some really cool
Speaker 2: cocktails something called the sidecar, which is really not side
Speaker 2: called try car. Sorry, we've got some great cocktails. I'm sorry,
Speaker 2: the coffee's not kicking in right now. And this guy
Speaker 2: stayed up way too late watching the Core. But you're
Speaker 2: more than welcome.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on, I bet it's just I can't
Speaker 1: go bed mid core. You know, I don't know why
Speaker 1: I couldn't go to bed.
Speaker 2: But anyways, go to all three of those establishments and
Speaker 2: enjoy yourself because it's a lot of fun and hoodies
Speaker 2: had a good time.
Speaker 1: You know, that's what I do. Well, this is the
Speaker 1: one time been there once.
Speaker 2: Yes, Stfu and Navy Yard. Literally it's called Stfu and
Speaker 2: Navy Yard.
Speaker 1: It is a speakeasy.
Speaker 2: Come on out and enjoy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might be there maybe TBD if you invite
Speaker 1: me again.
Speaker 2: I'm always down to aboute you, you and the wife.
Speaker 2: You just gotta come on out, brother.
Speaker 1: It's what I do speaking wife anniversaries. This weekend, you know,
Speaker 1: decided to stand in a haunted hotel. What Yeah, the hotel,
Speaker 1: The Cavalier Hotel, Virginia Beach, Virginia is the most haunted
Speaker 1: hotel and it's also the most expensive bat because it's fancy,
Speaker 1: but it's haunted. I think Hollywood Tower of Terror. It's
Speaker 1: like that Hollywood. They drop you, it's like that.
Speaker 2: I don't think i've ever done that ride.
Speaker 1: We can get you on it. No we can't. We could. No,
Speaker 1: it's just a seatbelt.
Speaker 2: What do you mean and plug in in your go
Speaker 2: thanks for good the you're fine, No, daddy, we're not
Speaker 2: doing that. I don't like those kind of rides.
Speaker 1: Excuse me.
Speaker 2: I'm not a ride person either anyways, too, so you
Speaker 2: could be.
Speaker 1: No, I'll get you on one, baby. No, you're a
Speaker 1: boat ride. I get it. You like boats.
Speaker 2: I actually hate boats.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll get you on Jassic Park, the one where
Speaker 1: it goes whoa no river adventure. I hate roller coasters.
Speaker 1: That's not roller coaster as a boat ride.
Speaker 2: There's so many things with.
Speaker 1: I'll get you on that one.
Speaker 2: They were closing that one.
Speaker 1: No, uh, you're just under that mountain is closed right now?
Speaker 1: Why they close that one? Splash Mountain closed and got
Speaker 1: turned into tianhos By You.
Speaker 2: Adventure the heck oh Tiana from Princess and the Front. Okay,
Speaker 2: I gotta go to I gotta do Disney. It's been
Speaker 2: too long. But I secretly do want to go with you.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you have to pay for me to go,
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not a bost me. You and Max, Baby,
Speaker 1: you're not gonna read the white dads and there my
Speaker 1: two dads like all right, Max, let's go here. And
Speaker 1: you're like I don't want to do that.
Speaker 2: You're like, let's come back.
Speaker 1: Come on, Max will go with you.
Speaker 2: Any will go with you anywhere.
Speaker 1: Max, don't worry. Trust me. I know how to get
Speaker 1: the high score and the buzz light year Ride. There's
Speaker 1: a buzz light You're like, shooty gallery ride. How do
Speaker 1: you do that? You shoot certain things?
Speaker 2: Now? Don't question never going a little sign changed to
Speaker 2: Disney the Disney in California. The same hacks that you
Speaker 2: know for the Florida one work for the California.
Speaker 1: I mean there's so Disneyland is California and World is Orlando.
Speaker 1: How you know difference? Disneyland has L A in it,
Speaker 1: Disney World has O R L in it.
Speaker 2: Holy eth, No, why is that really?
Speaker 1: Why? That's not like an official thing. That's like Disney
Speaker 1: people make fun of like, oh that just worked out
Speaker 1: that way, but.
Speaker 2: No way, wow, okay, yeah, mine blown just now and
Speaker 2: so Disneyland has Disneyland and then it has California Adventures,
Speaker 2: its second park, which has like Marvel and Pixar that
Speaker 2: big like that's the card there.
Speaker 1: Disneyland is kind of like Magic Kingdom, which is the
Speaker 1: like the Castle at disney World, and there's Hollywood Studios
Speaker 1: and all other stuff. They're pretty much the same rides,
Speaker 1: except like Disneyland has Marvel and disney World only has
Speaker 1: the Guardians ride. So, but what do you mean Disneyland
Speaker 1: only has Marvel because there's the Spider Man. Thing's only
Speaker 1: at disney Is only, and well, it's not in Orlando.
Speaker 1: It's everywhere else but Orlando because Universal bought them right
Speaker 1: in the nineties, anything east of the Mississippi in the US.
Speaker 1: They own Marvel ip for theme parks for how much longer?
Speaker 1: For perpetuity? No way. But so the thing is that's why,
Speaker 1: Like so if you go to Universal Studios, like now,
Speaker 1: the Marvel area feels like it's trapped in the nineties
Speaker 1: because they can't update it without Disney's permission to update it.
Speaker 1: But thisy is not going to give them permission to
Speaker 1: update because then they'll make it look like the MCU.
Speaker 1: So it's stuck in like the nineties Spider Man cartoon.
Speaker 1: It's like Doctor Doom. It's all the cartoons that came
Speaker 1: out in the nineties, they all looked like that. Instead,
Speaker 1: No way, I didn't. I didn't know they didn't. They
Speaker 1: weren't to let them allow them to do that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So then that's so the whole thing right now for
Speaker 1: theme park is like they also Universal has the rights
Speaker 1: to the Simpsons and Simpsons earned by Disney. Now because
Speaker 1: a Fox is that there might Phoenix change that. Universal
Speaker 1: gets to keep the Simpsons and they give away the
Speaker 1: marvel Land. But who knows, because because now Universal wants
Speaker 1: to really capitalize on the Wicked, Wicked and Wizard of
Speaker 1: Oz and so they there's the idea that they get
Speaker 1: rid of Simpsons are Marvel and put like a an
Speaker 1: Oz area there.
Speaker 2: I still haven't seen that movie. I still haven't seen it.
Speaker 2: We'll double feature it.
Speaker 1: You can. You're definitely You're definitely an Alphaba like a Linda.
Speaker 2: That means but all right, get it.
Speaker 1: You would get it if you watched it, but.
Speaker 2: You haven't seen it. Is Alphaba the green one?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, hispanic, I get it.
Speaker 1: No, it's because you're the less positive one too.
Speaker 2: I'm positive.
Speaker 1: You want to say that without having a high pitch.
Speaker 2: I'm a very positive person. Yes, I always look at
Speaker 2: the positive side of a lot of things. I don't
Speaker 2: let things get to me, homie. People can't believe I'm
Speaker 2: forty two. I'll be forty three in like three weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because I don't let stress bother me.
Speaker 1: I finally be leaving the country right before he turns
Speaker 1: that age.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I had to work like a maniac for so
Speaker 2: many years.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you said you said no to my
Speaker 1: personal time. You said no, I will say yes to work. Yeah.
Speaker 2: My me growing up was not take vacations.
Speaker 1: It was hustle. Never figured until you die.
Speaker 2: Well because yeah, yeah, because I got a hoodie now,
Speaker 2: I didn't have a hoodie back then.
Speaker 1: I having Eric now, so yeah, I didn't have a hoodie.
Speaker 1: I hav an Eric will say, I'll stay here. I
Speaker 1: won't come into work even though I'm off working, but
Speaker 1: it comes to work. Can't stay away. I could stay away? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't think you can. I can't know because I
Speaker 1: already know because I thought you were. You're in London
Speaker 1: the whole time you're off. You get back two days around, Like,
Speaker 1: is gonna be in here on Tuesday Wednesday?
Speaker 2: No, I won't be here Tuesday. Okay, I might be
Speaker 2: in here Wednesday and I pick up Max Wednesday from
Speaker 2: his mom. So yeah, okay, that's why I came back
Speaker 2: a day early, so it wouldn't be exhausted for getting Max.
Speaker 1: Thought, I mean, that is the smartest thing if you
Speaker 1: have a vacation, building that extra day. Yeah, Like, don't
Speaker 1: go back to work the media next day, because that's
Speaker 1: never a good idea. I don't know how Shelby does
Speaker 1: it all the time. Well she could in o'clock.
Speaker 2: It makes no sense to me. I'm not a fan
Speaker 2: of that, you know, I'm a fan of Besides me,
Speaker 2: what else are you a fanet On mariop.
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Speaker 1: think the unicorn means in this? Maybe what I mean? Yeah?
Speaker 1: They one another woman to know that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, another email or another married woman that wants to
Speaker 2: join in. But the unicorn is usually a third Okay,
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Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna go for that one. Okay.
Speaker 2: Boe late forties to fifties, absolutely gorgeous black woman. We
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Speaker 2: he's grabbing some melons. I should have confronted you, but didn't.
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Speaker 2: Get that glory hole, buddy, you know, Oh.
Speaker 1: Saw you in Safeway Leesburg. How are you going all
Speaker 1: the store ones?
Speaker 2: I don't know. We met for the second time in Safeway.
Speaker 2: I was in the cookie aisle. We laughed about buying
Speaker 2: cookies after working out. If you're ready for more cookies,
Speaker 2: I'll be ready. I hope you're reading this and get
Speaker 2: some cookies. Ready, girl Burg, Now here's a question for you.
Speaker 2: So we're in the cookie aisle at a grocery store.
Speaker 2: What cookie are you getting? That's not oreo?
Speaker 1: Oh? You doing Keebler. You're doing some chips?
Speaker 2: Ahoy, No, I'm doing the pepper Oh yeah, the.
Speaker 1: Pepper's Farm, the Milana ones, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: But the mint chocolate Ones chocolate, Oh, boppy mint chocolate
Speaker 2: Milano cookies so good. I could eat the whole bag
Speaker 2: in one city hood if there's fifteen cookies and they're delicious.
Speaker 2: I got a bag like a week and a half
Speaker 2: about the giant and I'm letting it sit. I'm letting it.
Speaker 2: I've eaten like I've eaten one rack. I got two
Speaker 2: more racks to go.
Speaker 1: I'll get there one day, one day. Look at that.
Speaker 1: Let's go with another rainy day. Watch me Northern Virginia.
Speaker 1: Where did my rainy day watcher Go. She used to
Speaker 1: love a fun show on a dreary day. Ladies only splease? Hey,
Speaker 1: can we do.
Speaker 2: The Giant in Rockville? I don't know Storre you were.
Speaker 2: You were at the Giant on Friday evening. You had
Speaker 2: reddish brown shoulder lengthd hair, with your handbag and your
Speaker 2: shopping cart. You wanted to talk to me, but I
Speaker 2: did not have time.
Speaker 1: Oh that's the one.
Speaker 2: They're super Giant.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna look up something. Don't look at this.
Speaker 2: Okay, what are we looking?
Speaker 1: We're gonna I thought there'd be a game. I was
Speaker 1: thinking just because all these stores that we think of
Speaker 1: shop till you Drop. You never watched that game show
Speaker 1: back in the day. I feel like I did. Where
Speaker 1: they would buy. They did have like ten minutes to
Speaker 1: go through the store and buy all the items. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like guys grocery games nowadays, but it was different. Yes,
Speaker 1: and then if they won, they got to go to
Speaker 1: the bonus round. It's like, oh, you're a shop from
Speaker 1: foot Locker and Best Buy.
Speaker 2: You know radio that one cute to Panera. We get
Speaker 2: into a medic crew. Everyone's at stores meeting people, people
Speaker 2: are spending money.
Speaker 1: Man our last one seeking at cougar for breakfasts. Our
Speaker 1: last one, I mean a single young professional male in
Speaker 1: my thirties looking for a single white, single white female
Speaker 1: in her forties and fifties grab breakfast of lunch with
Speaker 1: while in town of maybe a little more, please be
Speaker 1: a mon smoker, fit, drugging, disease free and healthy aller
Speaker 1: who's still smoking?
Speaker 2: By the way, they need to ask that does that
Speaker 2: kind of smoking? This It will tell you doesn't, but
Speaker 2: it does.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 4: If I see a cloud that's smoke, smoke, more smoke,
Speaker 4: more smoke, anyway, that does it for us.
Speaker 1: This week next week will be our final episode before
Speaker 1: Eric becomes a London mine and I will task Eric
Speaker 1: and have a London quiz ready for you to go
Speaker 1: on things you need to know, so I'll brush up
Speaker 1: on your first question off the bat, who's the current royalty?
Speaker 2: It Harry Prince whatever those name is. No King Charles,
Speaker 2: there you go, God, save the king, Save the King,
Speaker 2: now say the queen for.
Speaker 1: The unfortunate indefinite future right now, that blood line's going.
Speaker 1: But you can follow our adventures at mister Eric. That's
Speaker 1: m R E R I C K V ME and
Speaker 1: Andrew Hoodie. That's the why. In case you didn't know that.
Speaker 1: It always, as always, I was a brain fright there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's okay to be weird and sexy.
Speaker 1: It got weird, didn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah,