Speaker 1: Dana Lashes of surd Truth podcast sponsored by Keltech. It's
his laugh mission to make bad decisions. It's time for
Florida man. All right, so lost on myself? All right,
here we go. Boy oh boy, So there's a million.
I want to start with the uh why No, I
don't want to do that one. I don't want to
do the screwdriver one. Oh, good luck with that one. Okay,
how do I do this? Because it's an let's skip
this one. There is no way that I can share
with you a story about a guy is a Florida
man who uh, I don't know how to put it,
imbibed a screwdriver through a place that's not his mouth.
I would say he loves tools. Yeah, let's not do
that one. There's no way I can talk about that one.
But I can't talk about a Florida man who was
arrested for alleged upskirt photos of women at a Florida
grocery store. Oh my gosh, this guy, forty five year
old man was arrested by detectives on suspicion of taking
upskirt photos of multiple multiple women at a Florida grocery store.
It occurred in June of this year, deputies were called
after reports of this very suspicious individual. He was like
sticking his phone trying to get pictures under their skirts,
and he would place his cell phone in a shopping
cart and then like get it close to I guess,
like on the bottom part of the shopping cart. He's
being held on sixty thousand dollars bond. I gotta tell you,
I if I would catch somebody doing that, I think
I'd beat them to death in the store. I mean,
so there must be some restraint on behalf of the
ladies who saw it and did not do that. So
just saying that's now this guy, boy, oh boy, he's
the guy kind of looks like post Malone, but not
like like if post Malone were a total bad guy
and totally well. This guy, he looks like he's crawled
out from under a rock. Dylan Fogel. So, Dylan Fogel
got really upset because he was kicked out of a
strip club due to inappropriate behavior. And I'm trying to
figure out how you get kicked out of strip club
for inappropriate behavior? Like what are you doing? Like grabbing Pete?
Like what are you doing? So this happened about four
to twenty in the morning. It took place just a
few days ago. They were responding to the parking lot
of the Emperor's Gentleman Club, so taking it up not
just a gentleman club, at the Emperor's Gentleman Club, where
a truck had crashed. According to Tampa Police. Now eyewitnessed
this said that twenty five year old Dylan Fogel had
been kicked out of the club but got mad and
then drove the truck into people standing at the entrance
because he was mad after having been kicked out of
the club. And they said he did it. He killed
our friend. They were all pointing to him. When all
law enforcement arrived. They said there were no breakmark, skid
marks at the scene, no evasive maneuvers at all. He
definitelyccording to court records, wanted to hurt someone. He wanted
or to drive them over. Oh my gosh. So yeah,
that's I mean, he just doubled down on the insanity.
That guy. So this one, let's see my favorite story
I think of all time as the pizzeria guy. We
had that. I put that on I put that out
on Twitter because no one believed that story. This Guy
Local ten, a Florida man bleeding from the head, was
arrested at a Miami airport after, along with his companion,
he refused to get off the plane Miami Date. They
got arrested Miami International Airport. They boarded an American Airlines flight.
They were going to Vegas, and then they noticed that
twenty seven year old Eugenio Garnier was a Vegas was
bleeding from his head. The woman was Florida woman, this
isn't He's going to Vegas, bleeding from his forehead and
had a bandage around the wound. So they were asked
Miami Date, said Hernandez Garnia. He was asked to clean
up the blood replace his bandages, but he said he
didn't have any clean ones. They asked him to deboard.
They were concerned about his medical contamination and the fact,
you know, body fluid contamination, and they said if they
couldn't fly, no one else could either. He and his companion,
so they would not leave. So they ended apparently up
on TikTok and the woman was saying that he had
just had surgery, and they were told please, you know
you're gonna have to get out or you're gonna have
to be escorted out. So they had to be escorted out,
they were handcuffed, they were placed under arrest, and every
other passenger was forced to dboard as well. So the
flight was delayed. And they didn't actually say why he
was bleeding. They didn't say that, but she was saying
the woman with him was saying that he had surgery,
so that whole flight was delayed. I'm sure they were
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to vent about it because I watched it last night,
moved a caid to college and then came and watched
this stuff. So maybe hoping to get some sort of
insight into what policies they're promoting the even let's just say,
let's just say, if you know Kamala Harris is elected,
do we even have an idea as to what her
policies are going to be? Because all I get out
of everything is that money's bad in Vagina. That's it.
It's all I get out of it, Right, Kane, That's
gonna help you a lot pay your bills, right, it
seems do you feel the stress coming off your shoulders
from that? I'm not joking audio sound by twenty This
is a DNC video. We I forget which one this
was because we have literally eleventy million cuts of this stuff.
Poor Wan is like, I feel like we got to
wash his brain. Now. I know it's on abortion, but
was it like one of the pre prepared or was
it one of those broads up there top? I can't
even remember anymore. This is what I'm talking about, twenty
credible moment in history.
Speaker 2: We've seen women stripped of their most fundamental right to
autonomy over their bodies.
Speaker 1: Okay, stop, full stop, full stop. Who is stripping women
of our full right to autonomy? What is that? That's
a phrase, right to autonomy. It's kind of redundant, isn't it.
Like you don't even need to say right to autonomy.
You would just say autonomy. You don't need to have
this like complete ridiculous word salad. But who's doing that?
Who's making you have sex and get pregnant? Who I
want to know who is making you have sex and
get pregnant? Because the only time that I have ever
seen the government strip anything from anybody was during lockdown.
That is the only time I have ever seen anyone
stripped of dignity, of autonomy, of other rights. They act like,
what is what do you mean what decision over your body?
Let's start there, because that means that sounds like rape.
So you're saying the government is raping people. That's at
the very basic just trux of it is what you're saying.
Where's that at where's that news story? I don't see it.
Where's MSNBC. I would imagine that if the government is
getting women raped and getting them pregnant, then that would
be a major news story. Camee right, So where is it?
Oh wait a minute. It's women who are choosing to
engage in an activity that can result in pregnancy, and
that's according to Planned Parenthood's own publicly available statistics. Can
we stop this stupid? It's the same stuff over and
over again. All these chicks need to get a new line.
I it's amazing. This is what I'm talking about. This
is all it is. Anytime a woman comes up, it's
just this. They save the other issues for the men.
By the way, speaking of videos, Waltz's audio some by sixteen.
His introductory video once again once again incorrectly identified him
as a command sergeant major in the National Guard Watch after.
Speaker 3: His seventeenth birthday and served twenty four years in the
National Guard, rising to command sergeant major.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy. Yeah, that's not right.
But you know, and then people are like, can you
believe that he is being criticized. He's being criticized. No
one's attacking his service. They're attacking for line about it.
This is the other thing that really bothers me that
I think is not getting enough attention. He lies about
the goofiest things. So again last night they were talking
about abortion, and they were also misrepresenting the women who
which we're going to talk about coming up, the women
who had received abortions. But they keep saying that he
had he and his wife had IVF, that they underwent IVF,
even though his wife came out and said, no, that
wasn't what we did. We didn't go through IVF. They
went through a different process that was not at all IVF.
But the reason they keep touching on IVF is because
they're trying to make it, make it something that they're
trying to act like Republicans are against it. Trump has
literally come out and said he's not against it, that
it would not be anything that he would oppose in
his administration, regardless whether where you stand on it as
a Republican or as a conservative. That's I mean, he's
already said that. So why are they I don't get
why are they trying to claim that they're they're trying
to they're creating. That's an actual straw man. They're they're
creating something to fight against. It's not a position that
the right holds are like this, who's this chick? What's
she the ag? I'm scrolling there are a million dollar
audio or a million kinds of audio. She's Oh my gosh,
audio sun Bide eleven. So I tweeted this out. I said,
no one, absolutely, no one. And then Michigan AG Dana Nessel, listen,
by the way.
Speaker 3: I get a message for the Republicans and the justices
of the United States Supreme Court, try this wedding band
from my cold dead gay hand.
Speaker 1: So my first thought was, no one cares. Literally, no
one cares. My second thought was gay hand. That's so cringe.
That probably sounded better in her head gay hand. I mean,
I've heard of Nick Cave's red right hand, but I've
never heard of the gay left hand. I've never heard
of that hand, my dead gay. I love my dead
gay's son. I'll take it off my dead gay hand.
They are are gay hands, different from regular hands. She
got like an extra finger on it or something. I
don't know. I don't know what's wrong with it, what
makes it different. Every finger's a different color. You're just
stop trying to be specialer than everyone else. Stop it.
No one cares. No one said anything. She gets it there,
and she says she does that. Oh my gosh, that's embarrassing.
That is embarrassing. Like no one was talking about literally,
nobody was talking about this, and then she gets up there,
you know, bright off my dad gay hand. Okay, Heather's
all right. It's like Kurt's sister, Kurt's dad, Kurt's sister
from Heathers. It's a deep dive. It's a deep cut. God, Lee,
this is what I'm talking about. It's all like they
keep trying to create things to argue against. No one's talking,
no one. That's the again where I'm not arguing about
IVF because the Trump team, Alreaty came out and said
that's not anything that they're opposing, says, somebody's going to
be a part of the administration, So why are they
doing that? I don't get it. Why are they mad?
And then they get mad at Republicans because Democrats foo
Bard Roe v. Wade. That wasn't anything Republicans did, and
Democrats are trying to target Republicans so their own base
doesn't get mad about how over how poorly they handle that.
If Democrats were really concerned about what they call quote
unquote women's reproductive rights, why do they not do anything
state by state? For decades they focused everything federally. Even
Ruth Bader Ginsburg before she passed, was warning them all,
you this is a horribly determined case and it's going
to be contradicted and it's going to be undone. You
need to do something about it state by state. I
mean this what she was saying. They never did anything,
and then the inevitable took place and they got mad
at Republicans because they didn't do anything. Again, you're creating,
You're making up stuff to argue about that you did
to yourself or that no one is arguing, but this
is them. But do you want to hear what the
most uncomfortable point was so far? I missed this because
I was off air, But can I play audio sound
bite nine. Please Ashley Biden just showers her dad with praise.
Speaker 4: Joe Biden is the og girl dad.
Speaker 1: No one else had daughters before him.
Speaker 4: He told me I could be anything, and I could
do anything. As a child, I would sit on the
leather chair in his office doing my homework and he
would sit next to me doing his work drafting the
Violence Against Women Act.
Speaker 1: And then we had a shower. I look. She wrote
that in her diary that she claimed was hers and
took ownership of, and then the FBI took possession of
and then they tried to sue people over it. So
don't sit here and tell me that it's not real,
because she wrote that in her own hand on her
diary and she claimed that it was hers. So moving on.
That was weird, right, it was weird. My dad told
me I could do whatever drug I wanted. Remember, by
the way, the reason that that diary came into someone
else's possession is because she literally left it in a flophouse,
a drug flophouse in the mattress. Yes know whose house
it is. I don't know the person, but I know
someone who does. It was a it's a it's a
shoes using it as a flophouse. It was like an
ex lover and left it in the mattress and apparently
another female found it. That's what happened. That's how that
diary came out. So weird, right, awkward, super awkward. Tonight's
going to be even more awkward. Oh my gosh, it's
gonna be because Kamala Harris is going to be speaking.
Or wait a minute, do we have what did Clinton
call her? Hold up? We have that audio like sound
bite eleventy million billion it's my fault too. We have
Oh gosh, where's it? Where's where's the whe's's it? Oh? Yeah, yeah,
just real quick, it's like five seconds. You guys need
to hear this because where's the outrage? Go ahead, ask
for their help, and then follow our leader.
Speaker 4: Cammel.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, I heard that's wrong, he said. Camel. Uh yeah,
it's like a bunch of assists, right if you don't
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Speaker 3: And now all of the news you would probably miss,
it's time for Dana's Quick five.
Speaker 1: So apparently okay, I neither Caine Cane nor I find
this to be scientific. They say eating meat raises risk
of type two diabetes, says the study. Ah, what regular
consumption of fifty grams of process to me today? You're
supposed to see You're supposed to eat bugs instead of
the desert. They say, it's equivalent. It's equipp processed meat today.
I know that's the problem. They go, if you eat regularly,
if you eat processed meat equivalent to two slices of ham,
that's associated with the fifteen percent higher risk of developing diabetes.
They said, eating one hundred grams of unprocessed red meat,
they said, raises the risk by ten percent. I don't
even believe that either. I think that's a why I
eat red meat as often as I can. You should
eat red meat, you know why. Because you have k nineteeth,
you have enzymes in your liver and different a chemical
for the lack of a better way to put a
biome in your gut, to process meat. Because we are
carnivores the end. You can choose not to be, you know,
but that doesn't change the fact of it. This is
just them trying to swindle you into not eating red
meat because they want you to eat bugs and be
sickly and anemic and sad and live in the desert
in a tiny house like you see on httv's Tiny
House Nation and owning. That's what they want. That's the
whole point for aging men, they said, finding a spouse,
unlike unlocks the fountain of youth. This isn't bad. This
is bad news for the taint brothers. Uh, finding a
spouse unlocks the fountain of youth. A happy marriage actually
helps I think everyone men and women age gracefully and
live with vigor and vitality. Is it, do you really
need to study for that, though, No you didn't. Let's
see comma yanism for delays a new EV plant and
cancels electric three row SUVs. Is it shifts strategy? I couldn't.
I'm happier about this, I think more than anybody I know,
because you guys know I hate evs, not because I
don't like the gadgetry of it, because I'm tired of
the proselytizing about EV's. And that's what all of this
has been so now for It's like nobody's buying our
dumb cars. Guests were, guess, we're gonna have to make
fewer cars than we planned. They said they're shifting to
deliver better, capital efficient, profitable evs maybe in the future,
but they also have been like Ulso shifting to hybrids.
So Americans think it takes two and a half million
dollars to be considered wealthy in twenty twenty four, Well
none of us here are wealthy then wow, No, that's crazy,
thinks by nomics, thanks inflation.
Speaker 2: You see, My mom, in her steady, quiet way, lived
out that striving sense of hope every single day of
her life. She believed that all children, all people, have value,
that anyone can succeed have given the opportunity. She and
my father didn't aspire to be wealthy. In fact, they
were suspicious of folks who.
Speaker 1: Took more than they needed.
Speaker 2: They understood that it wasn't enough for their kids to
thrive if everyone else around us was drowning.
Speaker 1: So my mother, okay, this is I wanted to play.
I know this is from the other night, but I
have other audio from tonight that gets from last night.
They gets into this because this is this Marxist garbage
that has permeated, and it's just it's this is what
the DNC is now. Welcome back to the program Dana
Lash with you FINUS Channel three forty seven Direct TV,
and also a Rumble where the conversation happens the audacity
of lecturing people about well, you know, they don't want
people who take too much, took more than they needed.
How many houses is more than you need? How many
houses is that is more than you need? I was
just looking at the beautiful Obama property portfolio. I don't
know if you're aware with us aware of it. I mean,
they're worth what eighty million dollars net worth? They have
multiple properties all around the world luxury real estate holdings
in Chicago. They have a beautiful estate in Hawaii. In fact,
did they buy the old magnu Pi estate. And then
they ended up getting they paid off the government so
that they could do something to the shoreline that they
that apparently actually hurts the shoreline. But they're the Obamas,
and they got millions of dollars. So you know the
difference between them and everyone else following these rules is
that they got money and they got property in Massachusetts, Washington,
d c. In fact, Homes and Gardens did a huge
tour of their coastal retreat on the beautiful Massachusetts Island.
Looking up at the Hamptons Martha's a Vineyard, they said,
it's one of the more impressive properties on Martha's Vineyard.
And I will say, after looking at the aerial shot,
I can't disagree with this. It's a beautiful piece of property.
When you have a huge circle drive, you have this
huge courtyard that you pull into, you have a nice
walk all the way out to the beach. It's ocean
front property that's worth over twelve million dollars and it's
right there. It's considered one of the world's best homes.
It's a twenty eight acre compound coastal decorps detached barn.
And as if being right there on the edge of
the sea wasn't enough, you also have a huge whimming pool.
It's a seven thousand plus square foot house. It's on
thirty secluded acres, and you also have you're right there
between two coves, and you have a pond. It's beautiful.
I mean, it was built in two thousand and one.
A well known local contractor built it. And they love
this property. There there all the time in the summer.
It's the big one showing you right that that's part
of their pool. That's just part of the house. It's
a huge estate. I mean, is that too much?
Speaker 4: Is that?
Speaker 1: Is that I'm curious? Is that what you would consider
more than you need? Is that more than one needs?
I'm really curious about this. I mean, she's millions of dollars.
They left the office worth millions of dollars, went in
not worth as much. I mean, I'm just curious. You
have Jack Schlosberg, one of the most ridiculous, egregious NEPO
babies of all time, Caroline Kennedy's kid. He's going to
inherit over one hundred million dollars. You have JB. Pritzker.
His family worth is about four billion dollars. I mean
the second Doug Imhoff. He's worth about ten million, though
Obama's over seventy million. So how much is more than
you need? I love these people that hoard their wealth
and then lecture everyone else if they dare reach beyond
the status to which they are expected to stay. Now
that's more than you need. As though it is a
moral failing to want to do well for one's self
and one's family, this is what they do. This is
one of the reasons why they run this identity politics.
They want to make everything that they dislike a moral
failing so that they can the moral actual moral failings
they elevate, but non real moral failings they turn to
moral failings so that they can emotionally blackmail you and
can control you. And that's what this is. So I'm
just curious, is this more than one needs? I don't
have kin last I check in my very humble property portfolio,
which consists of and property. I don't have a beautiful
estate in Martha's vineyard. Nope, Nope, it's kind of absurd. Yeah,
it's kind of absurd. Is that inequity sounds like it
feels like it. I would love to be equitable with
the Obamas based on what we were hearing last night. Yeah,
because that means we get three houses and like luxury
vacations and all kinds of chefs. You know, mine won't drown,
but you know those us. Yeah, I'm just saying so,
I don't I don't know. And it's not just her,
Oprah Wimfrey. Now this is what really gets me. Oprah
Winfrey was talking about this too. Audio sound by seven.
Let's play this.
Speaker 5: From the Redwood Forest, love those Redwoods to the Gulf
Stream waters. I've seen racism and sexism and income inequality
and division. I've not only seen it at times, I've
been on the receiving end of it well.
Speaker 1: And yet she was still able, in this amazing capitalist,
free society to make herself a billionaire and have all
kinds of businesses, properties, you know, fame, everything, everything she
could ask for, influence, power, She can be a king maker.
But is she instead of focusing on the blessings that
freedom allowed her to achieve, she wants to use those
things as a way to hold other people down, and
that is the big irony of it all. I mean,
imagine someone like Oprah Wimfrey, who also has a beautiful
Hawaii state, lecturing other people on income inequality. I mean
I would also like to be equal or equitable with
Oprah Wimfrey. That would be great. But there is no
country on earth, and some countries are infinitely worse that
does not have its own issues to some degree. But
what makes the United States so different is that we
have freedom, and we have the ability for one to
make their free will decisions and choose to achieve things
for themselves. The problem is that we have this Karl
Marx laziness amongst some people that think any kind of
effort is tantamount to torture and they should be given
it because someone else's hard work is not the same thing.
They don't have to aspire to that, so they call
it equity and demand what other people have worked for
and the irony of someone and the left totally missed this,
by the way, because I made mention of this on
social media, kind of like a warshot test, and I
was doing this in combination with the discussion about JD
vance Right, and I said it was kind of weird
for Oprah, with Hawaiian state, her multiple homes, her expensive wardrobes,
her frequent luxury vacations. To talk about income inequality, and
someone's saying there and there going. Someone responded, well, how
dare people come from nothing and who've experienced this along
the way? Tell Americans the stories to where they are,
especially if they're people of color. Yes, thank you for
completely proving my point. The left, which has literally spent
three days denigrating the American dream, wants to invoke it
only to defend the sheer irony. These people have zero
moorings none, that's it. So it's okay if there are people,
if Marxists somehow succeed, but anyone else, it's disallowed because
then you are committing the moral failing of ambition. You
are taking more than you need. Well, who gets to
determine how much someone needs? I think that what determines
how much you need is how much work you're willing
to put in the choices that you're willing to make.
That's it. No, no one's holding you down. I reject that.
That's such. You know what, That's a lie that Marxists
tell you to hold you in place and the people
who perpetuate it are evil. It is one of the
most evil things. Told people in this country that no no, no,
hm hm, you know you you're you're you have to
stay in the status to which you're born. That if
you try to exceed too much, then that you go
in for more than you deserve. It's it's emotional blackmail.
But there's a lot of this, a lot of this.
Then you had this from Obrah audio sound bite eight.
This was wild Listen to this.
Speaker 5: We are not so different from our neighbors.
Speaker 1: When a house is on fire. We don't ask about
the homeowner's race or religion. We don't wonder about maui,
who their partner.
Speaker 5: Is, or how they voted. No, we just try to
do the best we can to save them. And if
the place happens to belong to a childless cat lady.
Speaker 1: Ah Bah, it was weird how it turned to that
long she had heard them j vans and she got
a lot of criticisms speaking of wildfire. She got a
lot of criticism because they said that she was taking
focus away from the people impacted. And there was a
lot of criticism about because she was asking people for
money for the victims of the Maui wildfires and all
of this, and she got a lot of criticism for it.
But here's what I find, you know, absolutely fascinating about
her remark here, because again she's saying this about JD. Vance.
This was you know, she said, well, you know they
I guess when she says they are, I suppose she's
talking about Democrats, but she's saying that, Well, they don't
ask about the homeowner's life if their house is burning down.
But interestingly enough, they did ask about vaccinations, and they
did threaten to deny care for people who opted not
to get shots or who had natural immunity. That's what's
so interesting about this. You actually did do that. You
did threaten to withhold care in hospitals to people who
didn't pen the knee and get the shot, even if
they already had the virus and thus developed natural immunity, which,
for the first time in history, apparently natural immunity didn't work. Crazy.
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