Speaker 1: Well, the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around
the world.
Speaker 2: This is the man.
Speaker 3: Silto Core is.
Speaker 2: A live man.
Speaker 4: Come on over here.
Speaker 2: I thought you're asking us.
Speaker 5: Where winners win? Do we feel like we're winning in
this life? Do we feel like we're winning?
Speaker 4: Not really?
Speaker 2: I mean are we winning? Are we winning? Yes? Thank you?
It's our bi annual podcast.
Speaker 4: We do, guys.
Speaker 6: We'll get right into last year's Super Bowl pretty quick.
But let's same with two quick a few days this weekend, guys.
I don't know if you're watching us live, it's this
weekend for catching us Tomorrow.
Speaker 5: It's gonna be amazing. Dreams are gonna come true. I'm
gonna be yelling at rich Chicago people.
Speaker 6: And it's about that neck of the woods, right, miracle mile.
That's what they call that. Uh comedy bar, Sam triple A,
Jason Tebow Friday, one show, two show, Saturday.
Speaker 4: And here's the thing. I'm just gonna spill the bean. Sam.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna let him know what we were talking about.
We're not gonna say which show, but at one of
the shows. Yes, Sam and I are gonna get married
live on stage, real marriage.
Speaker 4: Yes, Yes, he could have half of my shirts.
Speaker 2: Whatever, Yes, gonna be and I'm gonna top Jason Rate
in the middle at the end of it, when I'm
gonna kiss, I'm just gonna top them.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, We're gonna go right into you fucking drilling.
Speaker 2: We are live on YouTube, so yes, YouTube, Hey, YouTube
supports gay marriage, Johnny, un like you and your hic
for it wasn't the.
Speaker 7: Gay marriage, I was. It was the f bomb from TBOS.
Speaker 2: Then what do you think we're doing when we're making love, Johnny?
Speaker 4: I said, john for oil, I said, that's.
Speaker 5: A perfectly acceptable term for getting getting okay, making love, Johnny.
Speaker 2: We need to get this show more woke so we
can get on ESPN. So we're woke it up.
Speaker 4: And if I may just quickly say, Johnny, first of.
Speaker 6: All, you can uh, why does this have to be
You're like making this like all gay stuff and we
can't be this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why can't we be ourselves.
Speaker 6: With a couple bros closing the show out by getting
legally get married to each other and then yeah, making
sweet sweet love on.
Speaker 4: Stage and now you're oh, you guys are so I
don't know, man.
Speaker 5: Guys, should we all should we all try to get
as closely camera and make out with each other.
Speaker 2: Just to make sure, Johnny, make sure Johnny isn't a
homo subcross.
Speaker 7: You guys are disgusting. You guys are discussing.
Speaker 2: Johnny, Why why are you so home?
Speaker 7: Animals?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 6: And then uh September twenty sixth uh four Winds Casinos
up in Indiana. Come out and check out my friend
Duncan Trussell. Maybe might see somebody on this show that's also.
Speaker 4: On that show, Louis J.
Speaker 2: Gomez.
Speaker 4: No, on this show, it's Johnny.
Speaker 2: Oh, Johnny's working with Duncan Trussell. What a great collaboration.
Speaker 7: With Carolina connection.
Speaker 2: And then Carolina's activate.
Speaker 4: Duncan and I will not get gay married at that show.
Speaker 7: But because you can't get married twice, that's the only reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, not that.
Speaker 6: Guy is gonna be going around your back, Sam marrying
every guy that.
Speaker 2: No, you can. I like that when you go around
my back.
Speaker 6: Duncan Trussell and I will be getting gay married at
that show too.
Speaker 2: Awesome. Oh that wait?
Speaker 1: Now, Okay, we were in two categories already, gay and Polly.
Speaker 7: We need one more.
Speaker 1: And YouTube will put us on the homepage.
Speaker 5: By the way, By the way, By the way, Tebow
is transitioning on the Friday Night show.
Speaker 4: Can we do that last show Saturday?
Speaker 5: No, dude, you have to look like your chick. If
we're getting married, I cannot kiss you with a beard.
That's just a rule.
Speaker 2: I have.
Speaker 5: No facial hair. When I make out, you gotta shave
it all down.
Speaker 6: Let's just scrap the makeout. Let's just get right to it.
Then no kiss in, just straight making love, a couple
of bros.
Speaker 2: A couple of bros, just making eye contact.
Speaker 6: Hanging out. Nothing weird, Sam, what else? What else you
got besides Chicago?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: Like everything in the world basically Okay, I don't know
if you guys know that, but I got everything in
the world going on right now. If you guys go
to Samptravy dot com, you'll see them with t Bow
in Chicago. Ventura's coming up Tulsa, Oklahoma, Oklahoma City headlining
The Fat Man at the Austin, Texas Mothership. Very excited
about that skank best. Then we're doing the huge timfol
Hat comedy night at the Virgin Hotel where they're there
are no versions in Las Vegas. And then Sunday Night
We're going to the Raiders Cleveland Browns Game Minneapolis, then
closing out the year at my comedy club in Jersey,
the Dojo of Comedy. And the last thing I want
to talk about, guys, The last thing I want to
talk about is that my new comedy special is dropping.
Speaker 2: That's right. It is a my third crowd work special.
Speaker 5: I'm very excited about it. It's a very big project.
Speaker 7: What's it called.
Speaker 2: It's called Barbecued And that will be right everybody. You'll
be able to see it live on my comedy YouTube page.
Speaker 5: Okay, and that drops on the twentieth. Go check it out, Barbecued.
Speaker 7: They want to hear about it, So that's it.
Speaker 1: Jason Quitt, Yeah, he didn't want to hear about your specialty.
Speaker 4: Guys, were done talking about Sam special. No, what happened there?
Speaker 7: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, dude.
Speaker 5: You quit and then you came back. You pulled the
Larry David on Sarah Night Live. You quit and then
came back to work like you did.
Speaker 7: Just pretending he didn't quit. That was great.
Speaker 4: Is it video or audio? Sam? Your special? Is it both?
Speaker 2: It's video?
Speaker 4: Oh? Nice?
Speaker 2: Yeah? On YouTube? Just say go to YouTube dot com
slash Sam Triple E comedy.
Speaker 7: Is anybody doing like Audio Specialist only anymore?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: George Perez did a sketch comedy record.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, that's.
Speaker 1: Such an oddity. Now you don't hear about those anymore.
It used to be everything having a CD.
Speaker 5: And now, Johnny, how funny is it when we do
cash Daddies. They complain about us talking sports and then
we're like, literally over five minutes and we haven't even
talked about sports, unpunched hull.
Speaker 7: If we could get through the fucking promo, maybe, Johnny.
Speaker 2: We're on YouTube. Watch your language. Unless you're getting gay married,
you cannot talk like that.
Speaker 4: Johnny just curse, Yeah, Johnny just curs.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, everybody in the common sections of uh offended? Dude.
Speaker 5: Buddy's there, Buddy, who I saw at one of my
shows recently, looking good, Always happy to see Buddy. Buddy's
been around since the you know, since the beginning. Buddy's
been around forever.
Speaker 2: I thought he would have died by now, but he's.
Speaker 4: Still going a suitcase dude.
Speaker 2: I had him in my death powl and he just
keeps costing me.
Speaker 7: Where's fighting?
Speaker 2: Nanny? What's up to you?
Speaker 7: Guys, talk to her.
Speaker 2: You're just popping out. Have two kids.
Speaker 4: I'm talking to her. In a while. I talked to Jeff.
Speaker 2: I love Jeff. It's good to see Jeff.
Speaker 5: Hey, hey, uh Tebow, did I tell you that I'm
getting a tramp stamp of a tiny keyboard and it's
gonna be for Jeff Scott right above my ass.
Speaker 2: Crack.
Speaker 4: I hope you're telling the truth.
Speaker 2: That's the truth.
Speaker 5: I'm getting a tiny like a fucking piano right above
my tiny keyboard, right above my ass because I know
Jeff would be happy there.
Speaker 4: Well, I tell you what I can't.
Speaker 6: I love my fiance with this tattoo, and I cannot
wait to tickle those keys, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go. Okay, let's get in some sports.
Speaker 5: A lot to talk about. Uh, I know it's NFL.
You guys want to get into some NFL. But this
Clippers story keeps going.
Speaker 2: But we can go NFL first, we go, we can go.
We can go NFL first. Let's get into it.
Speaker 7: We can do we can do NFL first, thank you.
Speaker 2: We can do it. Genty. They're already talking smack about
Genty in Raider Nation, about him that he sucks, that
he might not be his advertised Now. I think he's great.
I know it's one game, but usually running backs hit
right out the gate, right, they usually hit.
Speaker 7: How did you watch any of it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 7: Did he was?
Speaker 2: He did?
Speaker 4: When John Robinson came out his rookie like two years ago, he.
Speaker 2: Right up the game right up again.
Speaker 4: Oh this guy is gonna be something.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and he listened. Okay, has he been really good?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's amazing. He's the only reason that teball hasn't
unalive himself.
Speaker 4: He's up there, he's up there.
Speaker 1: I mean, he wasn't good. He wasn't good yesterday or
last weekend?
Speaker 2: Was he? Yeah?
Speaker 4: He was ard touchdown catch?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about, Johnny? How are you on
a podcast? Sports podcast?
Speaker 7: He had twelve carries for twenty four yards.
Speaker 2: You tell me not true? That's not true. I'm looking
to get a fifty yarder.
Speaker 4: That was a catch though. Yeah, but what.
Speaker 1: He had a two yard average rushing on twelve carries.
That doesn't sound good to me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but he had like one hundred and thirty something
yards and a fifty yard touchdown.
Speaker 4: They just that.
Speaker 1: The point is you can't judge a running back from
their first game.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's like nobody.
Speaker 4: You can't judge anybody by the first game.
Speaker 2: Dude, as Raider fans, we judge preseason. We're already making judgments.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because we just assume this train's gonna go off
the track. Let me just say this about the Raiders
and why I think I'm not saying they're gonna win
the Super.
Speaker 2: Bowl even though they are.
Speaker 5: Okay, what I'm there was a moment in the game
that the last couple not intern intern coaches, but you know,
full time coaches.
Speaker 2: What's it called interim?
Speaker 7: Interim interim?
Speaker 2: What am I saying? You said you have I'm trying
to I'm trying to make content right now, guys, please
get out of my way.
Speaker 7: Content about your favorite team ahead.
Speaker 2: Okay, So the the the the There was a moment
where the Raiders are doing well and then the most
switched to the other side and the wheels were about
to come off.
Speaker 5: Okay, and the and the Raiders, and the Raiders pulled
it together and ended up winning the game.
Speaker 2: Any other time in the past, any other coach in
the pass the team would just to cintegratte and give up.
This is the This is the Pete Carroll effect.
Speaker 5: I saw go oh here we will raiders wheels falling off,
and nope, they got together and they won.
Speaker 2: I know, Jackie, a.
Speaker 1: Pure shit talker, says, I know nothing about sports. I'm
here to see what wigger outfit Sam had on.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I got my Larry Bird Jersey calling. I
got Sean Kemp Jersey. I mean, I'm getting them all.
I'm still right on waiting on my Rashid Wallace Jersey.
Speaker 4: Just look more like Rashid Wallris.
Speaker 2: Bire, dude, you have sounding back, send either. I wish
Shed Zuemache was here, so we just put him in
the corner.
Speaker 7: Just bring him in. Just the silence.
Speaker 2: Jack come on, we want to put you in the corner.
Speaker 7: Coming out, Chad, get him coming out.
Speaker 6: Then put him in the corner right away and mute
him the entire time and see how long it takes
him to.
Speaker 4: Turn it off.
Speaker 2: I love that, dude, I love that.
Speaker 4: Just quiet lea quietly there.
Speaker 6: If you guys think about this, Jerry Jones, Micaeh Parsons standoff.
Speaker 2: I mean, Michaeh. Parson's playing great right now. They get
a good game the other day. But you know, when
you got too bad discs, it's a lot to give
a lot of that money. That's a lot of money
to give to somebody with too bad discs.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know if he has bad degenerative discs.
Speaker 2: They literally have to shoot him with core Zone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably eighty percent of the NFL.
Speaker 2: Well, that's a great point, gay lover. That is a
great point.
Speaker 4: Thank you man for sweet fiance.
Speaker 6: I just think that that was like an old, stubborn,
rich white guy that was like, I'm fuck you, this
is my team and not telling me what to do,
and he's like, cool, I'm out.
Speaker 4: Of here, then see you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what it seems like.
Speaker 4: The same.
Speaker 7: By the way, depression.
Speaker 2: Dude, that was a fire.
Speaker 5: That was one of Jason's. This is a little weird
for Jason because Jason usually can only do impressions of
people nobody knows. But the fact they just got one
of selling everyone knows sounds like you're back in the game.
Speaker 2: Dude, go for it one more time. Let's hear it.
Speaker 4: Damn, Damn's here, I come home the j It's Jerry Jones. Fuck.
Speaker 2: That was such fire, dude.
Speaker 6: He goes, uh, well, we got two your first round
picks that could easily be two Pro Bowlers. I'm like,
you have the best You're trading the best player in
all of defense. That's like if we're playing like an
Indian poker and I got an ACE and I'm like,
I'll treat it because I might be able to get
an ACE back.
Speaker 4: It's like you got an ace brow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great point, you know.
Speaker 6: I mean first rounders are bust probably seventy percent of
them over like that.
Speaker 1: And it's not like it's going to be a number
one overall pick either, where you know, the hits higher.
Speaker 6: The Packers make the playoffs every year, So you get
two number twenty six picks.
Speaker 4: What's to do? I mean, you just I don't know.
Speaker 6: I think the Cowboys are gonna be I think they
screwed themselves.
Speaker 4: Good luck to the Cowboys fan. I'm sure gonna bitch me.
Speaker 5: But I was recently talking to somebody I really trust,
and that's myself, and I made three Yeah, I made
three predictions. One was that Aaron Aaron Rodgers was gonna
have a decent season, a pretty good season.
Speaker 2: I mean he had a good last year. With that, Okay,
the next one is that Daniel Jones would have.
Speaker 5: A sleep a sleeper good season because he was the
last guy to get the Giants to the playoffs. And
a good game too, he had a good game.
Speaker 2: And then my final one was that the wide the
QB for the Redskins was going.
Speaker 5: To have a down season. Who's going to have a rough,
rougher season than his rookie season.
Speaker 7: We should write these things down.
Speaker 2: Okay, you want to write it down right down in blood.
Speaker 4: I'll gif you want to put in the bank right now?
Speaker 2: Put in the bank. Put it in the bank. We
love when we put it in the bank. Put it
in the bank. Put it We love the way to
put it in the bank. Taylor Swift halftime Super Bowl,
Oh wow, you're going really deep on that one. And
that sucks for everyone in the ANFC because you know
they want the kan See Chiefs there.
Speaker 6: And tickets to the Super Bowl are the most expensive
they've ever been and it's filled with all.
Speaker 2: Those and since Saylor Swift you have to sacrifice your
first board.
Speaker 6: They should make you be like if Taylor Swift's halftime
in the Super Bowl, they should make you go like, okay,
you want to buy these Super Bowl tickets, maybe five
people playing in this game.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Jade Daniels bad year, Daniel Jones good year.
Speaker 2: And and then let me just make sure you got
that he takes a tiny step backwards.
Speaker 7: He takes a step.
Speaker 2: He takes a step backwards.
Speaker 1: So if he has like ten feury yards, you're right,
Is that what we're saying? Yes, Okay, so Jayden about
as good as last year.
Speaker 5: No, he's gonna it's gonna be visibly, he's gonna go
the same way to the quarterback for Houston, had a
great rookie year and then had a little little less
productive year. Yeah, I mean, like I think he's just
I think that's what happens. Like you kind of come
into the league and they don't know, they don't have
a lot of tape on you yet, and then they
figure out in.
Speaker 2: The second season. Then the third season you kind of
come back.
Speaker 7: Okay, and then what was the third thing I got,
Daniel Jones?
Speaker 4: What was the other Taylor's Super Bowl?
Speaker 2: Super Bowl?
Speaker 8: Was it?
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Real prediction would be Taylor Swift halftime NBA All Star Game.
Speaker 2: That's a real that's a real call. That's a real
right there.
Speaker 6: Dude, Yeah, Taylor Swift WNBA preseason National Anthem day, national Anthem,
put a thousand bucks on it, and and you will
get the moon if it happens, literally the moon.
Speaker 5: Well, you know, buddy bringing up bag of unpaid debts,
I have no problems with that that because I've paid.
Speaker 2: Off all my debts. Just know that. Oh, by the way,
there's a guy that came to Kansas City that literally
designed an app for bag of bets. Oh cool, I'm
like that's great. Where were you ten years ago?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Right, no kidding, dude, Oh shit, listen to this one,
Sam and Johnny.
Speaker 2: Come Johnny, you can listen to Johnny.
Speaker 4: You can listen.
Speaker 6: Uh, Derreck hen Have you ever seen Derrick Henry's high school?
Speaker 2: Yes? I heard about it.
Speaker 5: Somebody will telling me this today that he he had
still how many years has he been in the league.
Speaker 6: He's been in the league for nine years and he's
still five thousand yards away and he's at two thousand.
Speaker 4: Yards three times.
Speaker 6: Yeah, in those nine years, he's still five thousand yards
away from his high school rushing yards in four years.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 4: Dude? He looks like him now, think of that.
Speaker 5: He looks like a college guy taking on the eighth graders.
Speaker 6: One hundred percent he does. Look how much bigger he is.
He just skiff arms all these little kids.
Speaker 4: It looks like how.
Speaker 2: Big he is. I mean, dude, he's a sign of
the Well, who is the linebacker for? Who is the
linebacker for the Broncos when they won the Super Bowl? No?
Speaker 5: Von von Miller. He's von Miller the size.
Speaker 6: I mean that he's Look how much faster he is
than everybody. He looks like he's three hundred pounds compared
to these guys.
Speaker 1: He was a quarterback or was that just a he
caught it right there?
Speaker 7: Well, no, he was the quarterback on that play.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they just snapped it to him, but he didn't.
Speaker 7: Play direct snap and then he passed all Look at that.
Speaker 2: Look at that.
Speaker 4: Every play is like an eighty five yard touchdown run.
Speaker 2: Look at that. Look how big he is? Look at that? Dude?
That dude, look at that. Look at that.
Speaker 7: It's like Godzilla is a mere white. You know.
Speaker 1: I played for the Raiders, went to my high school
and he was like this. In high school, they just
wrecked everybody.
Speaker 5: Doorsy Levins was like this. When I went to school.
He literally played for the Green Bay Packers, he was
for Nottingham. He was so and then Dan Garrett beat
all his records from Courtland High School.
Speaker 7: Get this, look at this dude. Wow, dude, they don't listen.
Speaker 2: I don't know who go back to that highlight.
Speaker 7: Dude, watch this. This guy doesn't know what to do.
Speaker 5: I mean, he's how about the fact that they have
different helmets on.
Speaker 2: It looks like an All Star game.
Speaker 7: Yeah, Oh, they are different helmaton.
Speaker 2: So he's laying up an All Star game.
Speaker 1: I mean, I mean that guy had a perfect position
of the times, had no idea.
Speaker 6: But that he has to have like the all time
record of high school numbers. I mean he had, Like
it's insane. He had like eighteen thousand yards rushing or
something in four years of high school and like one
hundred and eighty five touchdowns.
Speaker 4: It's just an absolutely insane you know, he was like
those guys, but they're like like Little League.
Speaker 6: There's some dude that all of a sudden, he's, you know,
bigger than Sam and he's like, I'm twelve, bro, and
he's smoking a sick.
Speaker 2: How about that kid that was six foot in the
Little League World Series? He never really grew after that.
He literally he did all his crowing at one time.
Speaker 1: Dude, there was when I was in sixth grade, there
was this guy, Brian Johnson who was six foot nine
and he ended up playing I know that guy. Yeah,
he ended up playing in Maryland. But I mean he
was never that good, but in sixth grade, I mean
he was.
Speaker 2: I mean it was a joke.
Speaker 7: It was just dropping the ball, you know where.
Speaker 4: It was hilarious.
Speaker 2: Have you guys heard, uh, who has the fifth best
selling jersey in the NFL this year? The fifth?
Speaker 1: No, I haven't heard who has the fifth besting?
Speaker 2: Well, I have.
Speaker 4: A guess that's good.
Speaker 2: Okay, why did you look that up?
Speaker 4: Dude, I swear to god I didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Doris Sanders has best.
Speaker 4: He had the number one selling jersey in the preseason.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, does that surprise you, Sam, that he's
got the fifth best selling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's the third guy on the bench.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But I mean there's so much hype around him.
He's he's insanely hyped.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, that's weird.
Speaker 7: Think he's gonna play this year? You guys think he'll
play it all?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Do you think you can get traded, that's the question.
Speaker 7: Well, I mean if he.
Speaker 6: Doesn't, that's a weird situation because they also have Deshaun Watson,
who's just there.
Speaker 4: What is he not?
Speaker 2: Wacky Jackie's talking some ship.
Speaker 4: What does he even do Deshaun?
Speaker 6: I mean, does he just go there and sit in
meetings and then just doesn't They never really show him
on the sidelines or anything.
Speaker 7: Weird, man, it's weird.
Speaker 6: It's like he's on the team, he's on the payroll,
he's listed as a quarterback.
Speaker 4: They didn't put him on the practice squad.
Speaker 1: Think about all the dumb Panthers. The Panthers almost did
that too, like they were to getting Deshaun Watson. Another
just franchise destroying decision that could have made that.
Speaker 7: I mean, it's just there was a.
Speaker 6: A Twitter thing of him holding up a Falcon jersey
with his name on it, and I remember that ship
in my pants.
Speaker 4: I didn't want that, jackass. You didn't want him, really,
I didn't want I didn't want to.
Speaker 2: You don't want hand job Johnson not to play football
with dude gard nuts here running on Canadian time. Look
at that. Doesn't he have a face and it doesn't
they have a profile pick in this avatar, Like, who
the hell's wrong with you? How long you've been following
the show? You don't even have an avatar picture? Get on?
Speaker 4: Good news.
Speaker 6: There, I without shoveling the old driveway, Come inside, and
all my friends here are doing a little live show there.
Speaker 4: Don't you know? Why are you shoveling in augustuck?
Speaker 2: Why are you shoveling in August? Dude?
Speaker 4: How do I even see that ship?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 4: There you go? Now switch up two. Hey No, I
wasn't shoveling.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 6: I was whacking that way at the old mole. I
got a mole problem, don't know. I want to adopt him?
Speaker 2: What you got say any other? So, Johnny, have you
totally given up on your quarterback? Is it over?
Speaker 7: No? No, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean after season if he sucks this season. Yeah,
but last week was kind of weird week. I mean
there was just a lot of weird ship happening.
Speaker 7: For Yeah.
Speaker 1: No, I mean you can't really make any determinations after
a week in the NFL, you know, but you.
Speaker 6: Were texting your little Your knees are knocking, bro your neck.
Speaker 7: I mean we'll just go I'm annoyed that don't.
Speaker 2: Come and knock him when Johnny Woodard's knees are knocking.
Speaker 7: Good texting, thanks for that. That was important.
Speaker 1: That was really important, Sam, Thank you blubber that.
Speaker 2: Out of your mouth.
Speaker 7: Really needed that.
Speaker 4: The show needed that little cover about when she comes.
Speaker 7: I mean I was. I was partly because the quarterbacks.
Speaker 1: I mean, arch Manning is like ship and if we
do end up like really sucking again, h I would
appreciate it if arch Manning looked a little bit better.
Speaker 2: Well who who, Well, there's there's a guy from South
Carolina's states too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, but he's all enough.
Speaker 2: He's yeah, dude, enough of these midgets. Dude, we need
never talking Godzilla back there.
Speaker 7: And the forest. He's projected undrafted right now, all them.
Speaker 4: I didn't know he was that short.
Speaker 7: Yeah he's five nine, Uh yeah, been out of here
South Carolina.
Speaker 1: You got club Nick, who hasn't looked that great at Clemson.
Speaker 7: You've got new Smyer at l s U. There's a
couple other guys.
Speaker 5: Everyone's gonna fall for the guy at Miami after a
disastrous Georgia.
Speaker 2: They had him as the number one back. They had
him as the number one pick and then he fell
all completely out.
Speaker 5: So he went to Miami, and Miami just seems to
be the miracle place for quarterbacks.
Speaker 2: Not a bad not a bad repetition to have.
Speaker 7: No, no, it's not.
Speaker 6: You know, you gotta be almost killing yourself if you're
a Giants fan right now.
Speaker 4: Ren is easy out of me. Get I mean, they
get rid of Daniel Jones.
Speaker 6: They just basically farted him into the fucking street, I
mean into the darn street. And then and then he
goes to the best game of his life and then
they basically gave away.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 6: They just let the best running back in football walk
out of the door and he gets two thousand yards
and wins the Super Bowl.
Speaker 7: That was That was incredibly stupid.
Speaker 1: And the cool thing about it is you can watch
it all during that hard knocks where they're like negotiating
with him.
Speaker 4: And yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 1: Oh it's so fascinating watching them make that incredibly dumb decision.
They were really confident about it too. They were like, Yeah,
this is where we were going.
Speaker 6: Is what's gonna be uh one thing on this Yeah
what about uh Kawhi Leonard before you even say get
into it.
Speaker 2: So I would like to we're done with our NFL talk.
I'm fine with that. We're almost halfway through. I mean way.
Speaker 1: We got Packers playing destroying the Commanders right now, so
that fits Bro.
Speaker 2: The Packers are so they play. They put up this
crazy sat on the game during the game. Have you
seen this? So Johnny and not who Bart start right?
Speaker 5: When the first Green Bay Packers won, he won at
twenty seven years old. Okay, Brett Parr World won a
super Bowl with the Packers at twenty seven years old.
Aaron Rodgers won a super Bowl with the Packers at
twenty seven years old.
Speaker 2: Jordan Love is now twenty seven years old.
Speaker 4: That's interesting.
Speaker 1: I would say that makes him either like more or
less likely to win the Super Bowl this year.
Speaker 2: Put some money on it.
Speaker 7: Be interesting though. You should. Yeah, you should go to
h the Hof app and check that.
Speaker 1: Check it out. See if they have that. You're out
of focus. By the way, Sam, you're soft.
Speaker 2: That's my look.
Speaker 7: If you could just tap your face on.
Speaker 2: It, they call me the ghost.
Speaker 7: There we go.
Speaker 5: It's a great day at jiu jitsu today. Learned some
fucking great moves.
Speaker 4: What'd you do?
Speaker 5: This nice little calf slicer from this position Ashi, little
cafflicer go under the Ashi and then you know.
Speaker 4: He's saying that wrong. Do we trust Sam? I'm saying
Brazilian and Japanese names. Yeah, dude, I got him in
a cammamera. Ruh.
Speaker 5: Yeah. But I was talking to the guy take privates with.
He's like, dude, why do you want to go to
risk wristlocks. I'm like, dude, I'm twenty years older than
everybody else in the class. I need to cheat wherever
I can.
Speaker 7: He probably heard the guy's sushi order and thought it
was a.
Speaker 5: So I talked to black belts because they always come
to Eddie Bravo shows, and I go, hey, are Ristlock's
gay ship? They go fuck, no, dude, I go, yeah,
let's go, dude, let's fucking do it.
Speaker 2: Wait.
Speaker 7: So somebody wristlocks shame you? Is that what say?
Speaker 2: Yeah? They were trying to wristlock shame me.
Speaker 7: That's interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I've been training for doing little JITs myself, training for
the special Olympics.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, you don't want to take on those guys.
They have stumpy legs and arms, and the guy got
you incredible strength.
Speaker 6: I got choked out by a kid with three arms.
I didn't even see the third one coming in, just
putting me right to sleep. Yeah, well I'll call it unfair,
but we'll see how it goes.
Speaker 4: Uh, Sam, and your thoughts about this Clippers thing?
Speaker 6: Now, before I say okay, like you to explain two
people out there that don't know what's going on, because
it does sound like the ships hitting the fanily, I
mean the stuff is hitting the darn window.
Speaker 4: Uh whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're thinking I'm bumbling ship Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 4: No, I just keep trying to not curse.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 6: So people understand what it is. But my only thing
is how they're like, oh, he got a no show job.
They getting millions of dollars for a no show jobs.
Speaker 7: It's so funny.
Speaker 6: But I'm like, he already had a no show job
with the Clippers his job.
Speaker 2: So here's the whole thing.
Speaker 5: So Kawhi is asking for ridiculous stuff in Toronto because
he doesn't like to play in the cold weather. And
I'm not defending it. I'm just telling you how it goes.
He wanted to play for the Clippers from the jump.
It's it was a poorly kept secret. So he goes
to he goes to raptors, like, give me a piece
of the company, do all this stuff.
Speaker 2: They're like, we can't do that collective bargaining. He goes,
then fuck you, I'm out right. So he goes to
the you know, so what happens is he only takes
a meeting with the Lakers because his uncle wanted to
meet Magic Johnson. That's the only reason he did it.
He's gonna sign with the Clippers. So he signs with
the Clippers. Uh.
Speaker 5: Three months later, the he the the Clippers owner, goes
into a deal with this uh, this funky company that
wants to plant trees, and he invests a fifty million dollars.
Right around then the bomber did committee of the three
hundred lizard person just a straight up lizard person. So,
you know, a couple months later, they make a deal
with Kawhi for no show endorsement deal, meaning he doesn't
have to show up anywhere, but they probably can use
his likeness in anything, right, he doesn't have to shoot
commercial or anything for him. So anyways, then this this
this podcaster journalist busts the story because the company that
went to the deal with, uh, the Clippers gets found
guilty of fraud. And all the transactions are made public
and Pablo whatever his name is, uh some weird weird
writing in all the all of the documents.
Speaker 2: And he starts looking into it and then he discovers that.
So up to that point, I was like, there's nothing okay,
there's nothing really big going on. Well, today Pablo drops
another bomb in that Pablo guy, he's a like Asian.
Speaker 7: God, We're around the horn and all this.
Speaker 2: He's on ESPN for a while.
Speaker 5: Everybody they got rid of him, and then he's like, oh,
nobody listened to my podcast because everything wasn't real.
Speaker 2: The numbers weren't real. So anyways, he drops today that
the company kind of hit up the like one of
the minority owners was like, we don't have the money
to cover the rest of this, Dennis Wong, and he
they send Guy sends money to cover the rest of
the deal, and that's going to be obviously what gets
them caught is that he basically gave them money to
cover the rest of the deal. Yes, and so now
it went from a nothing burger too. They gotta do
something and he'll we'll probably we'll probably lose a first
round draft pick in the Giant fine, which when you
have the richest owner in sports, that doesn't really matter.
But the problem's gonna be is like, there's no way
the NBA is going to allow this team to get
to the finals. They're just not because that's all they're
going to talk about. So they just kneecapped us, which
is the same thing that happened when pan face got
us in trouble with that one Clipper team. We that
was a team that could win the championship because we
had an actual shooting guard in Danny shooting scoring forward
in Danny Granger, and they just needcaped that team and
random out of the playoffs had a weird.
Speaker 6: Time and she was walking around town with that weird
face guard across her face, like oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was like she knew, she knew COVID
was coming. She was already doing.
Speaker 7: Sneeze guards, you know, so I was weird.
Speaker 2: I think we're in trouble now. I didn't think that yesterday,
But I think we're in trouble now.
Speaker 1: Only now because they can prove it now because they
had to.
Speaker 2: Well, because this is a direct payment that would funnel
to a player.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it was obviously that before, but now
you can prove it.
Speaker 7: That's the problem.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean you could say that, but it was
improvable at least at what we've seen so far. And
most of the experts were saying it's probably gonna be
a slap on the wrist. Now I think it's something.
Speaker 6: I say, let me ask this because I understand what
all this is. But there's my only thing that I
don't understand is.
Speaker 2: Why are you sound Canadian right now? Oh? Yeah? The
only thing I don't understand.
Speaker 6: He had he just done like one afternoon, three hours
of his life, done some shitty commercial or even a fake.
Speaker 2: Yeah I'm with you, dude, and then just the dumbest
of dumb.
Speaker 6: And then they just maybe it never airs, maybe they
do air it for whatever fucking reason.
Speaker 4: Then they're gonna know we paid them this money to
do this commercial.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree, that would be the easy thing. That
would be the easy thing. But of course nothing in
life is like that.
Speaker 4: But wouldes that alleviate it?
Speaker 6: I mean, this kind of comes across, well, it's different
than the far thing, but that was all weird too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I don't think sam uh.
Speaker 7: The Clippers are on track to be the oldest team
in NBA history. What do you think about that? An
NBA history?
Speaker 5: Okay, but they're they're almost three positions deep. They're almost
three people deep at almost every position.
Speaker 1: Thirty three point two years on average. That's a full
year and two tenths older than the two thousand and
two thousand and one Jazz, which is the current oldest
team in NBA history. Yeah, doesn't concern you at all
that they're an ancient team of dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: Well not when you have so many people on the
bench is deep, it's not as bad.
Speaker 7: Interesting.
Speaker 1: Do you think they suffer any consequences in this coming
season or is it just postseason like draft stuff and money.
Speaker 2: I think it's gonna be draft picks and money because
I guarantee, because what's gonna this is gonna open up
is the Jalen Bronson deal and then you're gonna screw
New York and they can't have that in New York.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're gonna go real light. But they gotta
do something so everyone doesn't lose in their mind. But
Pablo's already talking about the Jalen deal is shadiest ship
as well.
Speaker 7: You know they should do they should ban you from
the mid season tournament. That's what they should do.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, please do that. You can't get that fun time.
The important mid season tournament.
Speaker 7: What do they call that damn thing? What is it
called the.
Speaker 2: Mid season tournament?
Speaker 7: I can't remember.
Speaker 2: No, it's called like the Saudi Arabian Saudi Arabia is
behind nine to eleven Cups.
Speaker 7: That is a harmful conspiracy there.
Speaker 6: Who cares about winning that? I mean, if you win
it great, but it's like I'm trying to win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jackie, Jackie still wants one of my zin's, my
use zins. I don't know what she's gonna do it.
Speaker 1: I think the winner of the mid season should be
guaranteed the playoffs.
Speaker 7: That would be interesting.
Speaker 1: If you're guaranteed the play offs, like all directly to
the playoffs, if you won that, that would be pretty
I just say, one real play not like a play in,
but like a real spot in the play.
Speaker 2: I think that's stupid, but it's otherwise because that's yeah,
but that's what they tried to do with the Major
League Baseball and with the All Star Game, and it
was disaster.
Speaker 1: No, that's completely different though, because that's not your team.
That's that's the leagues itself. That that that's completely different.
Speaker 2: I don't see any need for it.
Speaker 7: There's no need for the whole tournament. That's my point.
You got to make it worse.
Speaker 5: That moving all the furniture on the Titanic. That's all
he's doing.
Speaker 7: He's an idiot.
Speaker 2: He is an idiot.
Speaker 7: I don't even know he's actually not an idiot. He's evil.
He's an evil.
Speaker 2: Look at him, dude, look at him. He looks like
bat boy from from the National Inquirer. Right, Okay, so
we have a big fight coming up. That's our NBA Talk,
NBA Talk, NBA.
Speaker 7: Three nine time out for saying I was drinking gi.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey, dude, you're allowed. Johnny were with two gay hosts.
We encourage that.
Speaker 4: Johnny. We were gonna ask you to be our best man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our best man. You just Walrus sauce after we
get married. Wal And you have to make this sound,
even if it's not big enough.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's the sound of Rashid Walris. Uh.
Speaker 6: Yeah, fight this week, and what you now? I know
Johnny's big box fan. Sam's a pretty big boxing fan.
Speaker 2: I wanted I would say Johnny's a bigger fan than me,
but I am the big fan I do.
Speaker 6: I would say, yeah, Johnny's Johnny is one of the
bigger boxing fans that I know. Uh so I want
to go to you first, Johnny, your thoughts on this
fight and first fight on Netflix, first big fight on Netflix?
Speaker 4: Right? Netflixitu?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: What's so? What's how's that going to work?
Speaker 1: With the Do you how much extra does it cost
to do the fight? To watch the fight?
Speaker 7: Do you know?
Speaker 4: I think if you have Netflix, it's free.
Speaker 7: It's free.
Speaker 2: Really, it is free. You're saying it's free.
Speaker 4: Well, it's not free. You're paying for Netflix.
Speaker 7: But if you have and that's a great value.
Speaker 2: You're saying, he's free.
Speaker 4: That's from what I understand. You can look it, U
Johnny and probably be smart.
Speaker 7: Okay, Yeah, I'm looking. I'm trying to hear it, and he's.
Speaker 4: Saying maloneous ship.
Speaker 7: But it should be free, That's what Sam Samon. Just
makes it up and you figure it out. You figured
out at home. Let's see.
Speaker 1: Netflix can keep showing me commercials for it every time
I pop on Netflix.
Speaker 7: Yeah I do.
Speaker 1: They're everywhere. There's no pay per view price tag. It's
just coming with your Netflix subscription, which is fantastic.
Speaker 2: What do you what do you think of Crawford's play
with all my shoulders are hurt?
Speaker 1: I mean it is a real thing. You hear with
boxer shoulder problems. So it's and it has slowed guys down.
I mean, so yeah, I don't.
Speaker 2: But why would you tell anybody that before the fight?
Speaker 4: Faking ship?
Speaker 5: Yeah, trying to get Canelo into a false sense of save.
Speaker 6: I got a gun to your head. You gotta fucking
you gotta darn pick yourself a winner here? Who you're
going with? I know this, I could go anyway. You've
got to pick a winner who wins, and that might not.
Speaker 4: Be who you want to win.
Speaker 5: I want, I want, I want Crawford yea to.
Speaker 2: One's American.
Speaker 7: I think, I think I don't have anything I want.
Speaker 2: I want. I want to say that I like everything
about There's nothing about Crawford I don't like.
Speaker 4: I like Mexico. I like Mexicans.
Speaker 5: There, I said, you look like you're a person who
calls ice on people.
Speaker 2: You look like you don't. You're not happy with your
taco at the food truck. You call ice.
Speaker 4: Hey, you better be lucky. I'm out of minutes or
I call ice right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 7: Let's see odds right now, arranging from.
Speaker 1: Crawford is the underdog at going off at plus one
thirty to plus one forty five, so that means Canal
would be like minus one sixty something like that, minus
one eighty something.
Speaker 6: I'm going Canelo all the way, Samye, maybe we'll make
them make a little interesting bet winner in Chicago, not
like a bag of bets, but.
Speaker 2: You know, making twenty dollars right now, just straight up winter,
straight up winter. You got it, twenty dollars, straight up winter, Sam.
Speaker 4: We got a sweet rooftop situation going on.
Speaker 2: What what the hotel.
Speaker 4: And US team might be in back and full effect?
Speaker 2: Great? Great, nice, Yeah, we've.
Speaker 4: Got a nice rooftop pool.
Speaker 6: That's why texted you bro shaved your back, your swim
suit ready, Bro? Me and you doing laps celebrating our
you know, nuptials. Did you go, by the way, Sammy
could congratulations?
Speaker 2: True? How big do you think this fight gets.
Speaker 4: Views? How many people watch it? You mean?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, here's the interesting thing.
Speaker 6: That I do really like about it is, hey, you
got Netflix.
Speaker 4: You can watch it the next day.
Speaker 2: I'm excited about that.
Speaker 6: If you miss it, live or if you want to
rewatch it, you can you know you would get a
pay per view.
Speaker 4: You can't keep rewatching it if you want to see.
Speaker 2: Johnny?
Speaker 5: Why are you acting like you don't know what because
you're actually like, you got a saggy diaper and we
ain't gonna have saggy diapers at are gay wedding?
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I have to wear a diaper because of
the last time I was the best man.
Speaker 7: It's a permanent situation. What can I do?
Speaker 2: The rules are the rules?
Speaker 4: Cam Me write this down. Wedding party gift for the
best man, new diapers.
Speaker 7: That would be very kind.
Speaker 1: I would appreciate that I've been having.
Speaker 7: That's all you're inside out lately.
Speaker 2: You know Johnny reuses his diapers.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dude, Johnny just a diaper and a bow tie.
Speaker 5: Johnny reuses his diapers.
Speaker 7: Nobody would ever need to see that? Uh yeah, dude.
Speaker 1: I think I think Canelo probably, but I would love
to see Terrence Crawford win. I really would. I'd like
to style better. I think Canelo is kind of a
humorless I don't know. I just don't find him that entertaining.
He's just a stone.
Speaker 6: You know, he's one of those fights that if, like,
if it's a really good fight and it lives up
to the hype, whoever loses this fight really doesn't take
a big If it's a real good close fight, maybe
even sets up a rematch. But if somebody in this fight,
kids there, you know what, you know what, it could
be a real.
Speaker 4: Goat goating situation. This could be a good goating situation.
Speaker 6: It's one of these guys really whoops the other one
there's gonna be like, boy, he's gonna be one of
the all time greats right there.
Speaker 7: You know I'm gonna take I'm gonna take Crawford.
Speaker 2: Actually, I'm gonna take you Crawford too.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think I'm gonna take Crawford.
Speaker 4: Damn. I know why too. You guys are racist?
Speaker 2: Yeah for pro black entire illegal pretty cool.
Speaker 4: I mean he's totally legal.
Speaker 7: Because white black, white from Mexico.
Speaker 2: That's how you rule, that's how you do it.
Speaker 4: I go like this, everybody, women, I don't know.
Speaker 1: That it was nice having a YouTube pannel for these
months that we got it back.
Speaker 7: That was that was a lot of fun.
Speaker 6: I mean, I just mean, evil women, I forgot that part.
Speaker 2: You have to say that, dude. You have to say.
Speaker 1: That, which is all of them, to be clear, which
is all even the ones we like.
Speaker 4: How is Oasis?
Speaker 6: You both you bozos have seen Oasis probably four times between.
Speaker 4: The two of you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 4: Yes, I saw your post, Sam.
Speaker 6: You said you loved it and you're not even like
a big Oasis guy, but you said you loved it.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, dude, I had the best time ever, dude. I mean,
I couldn't believe how good it was.
Speaker 6: I was which show was better, Johnny, with all the
three you saw.
Speaker 1: I thought they sounded better in l A and but
the the energy was now I.
Speaker 7: Was in LA.
Speaker 2: I mean everyone sucks.
Speaker 7: Well, No, it wasn't bad in LA.
Speaker 1: But and I was in the front row also in
Edinburgh and Scotland, so I'm you know, I had no
idea what was happening behind us because we were just crushed.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: But I've never felt anything like that at the show,
like the just everybody into every word.
Speaker 7: You know, like it was and in Ella in England.
Speaker 1: In Scotland they had Richard Ashcroff, the guy from the
Verve opening, which is just a better fit than KG Elephant.
I couldn't care less about KG Elephan, their dress wearing
lead singer, uh playing our wedding.
Speaker 2: So you better get used to them.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, we gotta get Oasis. We can't. We can't
do dude.
Speaker 1: I saw the other day that both of those guys,
this was an estimate, of course, are gonna pocket two
hundred million dollars each from these from this tour, two
hundred million dollars more than two hundred million each that
they're going home with.
Speaker 2: But A, we make it on this show about that, right,
this episode about that? I mean, Johnny, we make that
one episode that.
Speaker 4: Did see this hat thrown it away? Bro?
Speaker 6: Whoa I'm doing tomorrow with all my money? Bro, I
buy hats, just wear him once with all this punch
shrunk money. Like, what do you do with your money
donated to kids?
Speaker 4: Like one hat? One day?
Speaker 2: Thebo looks like he's in a Nickelback cover band.
Speaker 6: Right now, you look like you're in the Big three
Cheeseburger basketball.
Speaker 2: I got in the front Road talking ship.
Speaker 4: Dude. Did you watch that last UFC? Where was it? Cosmo?
Speaker 3: Just work the just humping them to places just got well,
you know the problem is this is that due plus
CS coach just really just really didn't even prepare him
for that, which is the dumbest thing ever, because that's
what comes out does like you, That's the only thing
you should prepare for.
Speaker 2: His striking isn't anything.
Speaker 6: He fights a lot like gsp us to, which is
just get you know, just they kid on you and
then they just grind on you till it's a rap.
I mean, there's nothing you can do it. They're like
they just like an alien that just latches onto you.
Speaker 5: Well, because that's all they do. That's all they do.
They don't do anything else. They don't do anything else.
They just they don't even go out. Rumor is that
that they get paid in sheep?
Speaker 4: Oh, I did hear that? Sam's not joking? Yeh, what
I swear? Luken look it up.
Speaker 6: Dana White was talking about that. Somebody asked Dana White
about that on the podcast and then he went in
this whole story about more than one person had him
when they when they first signed in the UFC.
Speaker 4: Some get paid in sheep.
Speaker 7: Well you sure it wasn't goats. He's talking like, oh.
Speaker 4: Goats, yeah, yeah, whatever the hell? An animal?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, just different animals but uh.
Speaker 5: Wacky jackies man, because we haven't got one single super chat.
Speaker 2: That's not the show. This show's not about money. This
show's about the true We don't need no money.
Speaker 8: I don't even want it to did the event here
and the guy who won the world title was the
guy that got me into it when I started watching
this stuff a few years ago. This guy named Dumpling
out of Siberia, Russia. Okay, I'm not kidding you. I'm
not kidding you. When we first paid him, I think
he wanted twenty five thousand and three goats.
Speaker 7: Did you come up with a male or female goats?
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's a good question. I don't know the answer
that question. But he got twenty five thousand and three goats.
That was the first the Yeah, Dumpling from Siberia, the
guy who got me into this became the world champion.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: What animal did you get paid in, Sam, Dude?
Speaker 5: Horses? I mean, my buddy's got a horse. It ain't
winning shit. I would get one of those winning horses.
Speaker 4: Oh, you want to get paid him winning horses?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: I want twenty five thousand and I want three winning horses,
no losing horses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have the right to bring him back like this, dude.
Speaker 4: This guy's sugar foot is too slow. Man. We gotta
get let's go.
Speaker 2: Exactly, dude. You get it, you get it, you get it,
you get it.
Speaker 4: Dude.
Speaker 6: I'm watching the last US I was even the last
two ufcs. Bruce Buffer is lost his mind. The intros
are longer than all the fights.
Speaker 7: Now. I never liked him, dude, it's all about he.
Speaker 2: Is my friend. He is great. He is great.
Speaker 5: I'll fight every I'll fight both of you at one
time at the wedding. I'm not into it at the wedding.
I will fight you at the wedding.
Speaker 4: No fights.
Speaker 6: You think you don't think Bruce Buffer has taken it,
maybe maybe just bring it down to like an eleven.
Speaker 2: No, I think he's We're gonna miss him when he's gone.
Speaker 7: His brother was always the class.
Speaker 2: I think. Listen, guys, You guys can say whatever you want.
I don't care.
Speaker 5: You just know that they could have copied sued us
for infringement and they didn't.
Speaker 2: You know why, because they're nice people.
Speaker 1: Yeah I heard that it was a little bit more
to it than that, but yeah, okay, because Ari was
on it.
Speaker 6: That's why no, Tony told him that we were friends
of Rogan's, and then he said.
Speaker 7: Okay, yeah that's what I heard.
Speaker 2: Okay, anyways, the point is, dude, your show. I think
your sh say your show.
Speaker 4: If that's eye contact, I'm telling Rogan.
Speaker 1: Did you guys see the story about how the NCAA
is investigating these sports betting violations by players?
Speaker 4: Fourteen people now betting?
Speaker 2: Are you here?
Speaker 1: The NCUAA announced it as chasing violations of sports betting
rules involving thirteen athletes at six college programs. You're talking
Arizona State, Eastern Michigan Temple, New Orleans, nca and T
and Mississippi Valley State.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: They allege that some of the student athletes are betting
on and against their own teams.
Speaker 7: Against their own teams.
Speaker 2: Oh, what a piece of poo poop coca. I mean
to bet against your own team. That is pure poo
poo cocka. I'm dead serious.
Speaker 6: And well, that's way easier to fix than betting, you know,
on my on my If you're like, hey, you got
to fix this game, like, okay, the easiest way to
fix it is to blow it.
Speaker 7: If you're a starter, for sure, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Can't are you blowing dudes?
Speaker 7: Bro like Terry Rosier style for the hornet.
Speaker 6: Exactly, Like I can't guarantee you I can go off
on this game, but I can't guarantee you I.
Speaker 4: Could screw this game up. Those would be the first
I'd be investigating. We're the ones who are betting against themselves.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't have a great problem with a guy betting
for his team, Like I don't, But you betting against
your team, dude, that you gotta go.
Speaker 7: It's over your band.
Speaker 2: I agree, dude, You're out, Goodbye, good bye.
Speaker 1: Did you guys watch that interview with the guy the
who was taking the bets for Otani, Like his interpreter
there was like, well it's a big p It was
in Rolling Stone or Sports Illustrator or something like that. Yeah,
and he's been talking and dude, this interpreter, if you
believe it was.
Speaker 2: I don't believe it.
Speaker 1: So much money, dude, millions and millions and millions. Like
at one point he was and this was not even
the high point, but he was like forty million dollars
in debt. So the guy that he owed the money
to the bookie, asked him for a signed jersey of
Otani and he still didn't want to do it while
he owed him forty million dollars. He said, was like
pulling teeth to get this guy to get him a
signed jersey to his son.
Speaker 2: You ever heard the theory Otani's gay?
Speaker 1: No, but I mean, damn who the poor twink that
has to suffer that?
Speaker 2: Well? That was his uh, the guy making all the bets?
Speaker 7: Really do you think that's what it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: The only reasoning because it doesn't come out because it's
it's dishonorable in Japan to be a bottom.
Speaker 7: Well good thing. He's not Japanese.
Speaker 5: That's that's why T Bow can no longer go to
Japan after we get married.
Speaker 4: I mean I didn't really want to go there anyway.
Speaker 1: Whatever you say, every good thing, good things, he's not Japanese.
Speaker 7: That's all I'll say.
Speaker 4: I'll be right there by your side.
Speaker 2: Sam, we got though t Bow hot? Oh so, I'm
I is that all the sports talk? How about the
w n b A The wheels are falling off? What
do you mean?
Speaker 4: I don't pay attention?
Speaker 2: So basically, Caitlyn Kark isn't playing Caitlyn Clark and nobody's
paying attention now there every all of their their ratings
are in the garbage because nobody cares. Because nobody ever cared.
Speaker 7: They why is she not playing me?
Speaker 2: Because she got hurt, she got bad back or ankle
or something.
Speaker 7: Damn. I mean that doesn't surprise me at all.
Speaker 1: Nobody gave a ship about it before, and when she goes,
nobody's gonna give a shit about it again.
Speaker 5: Nobody gives a shit about it, and they just keep
trying to make us feel like we got to give
a shit about it, and guess what, we don't. It's
just hot, hot garbage, that's all.
Speaker 6: I just got so many I only have so much
remember brain for sports.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 5: The craziest part, guys is I go on the road
and multiple multiple times, people are like dude. Multiple times,
they just keep going, dude, we love the w NBA.
We don't know what you're talking about. I'm like, what
are you saying?
Speaker 4: And that's fine.
Speaker 6: I'm just saying for me, I don't have room for it,
and it's not to me. The it's a different game
to me. It's slower aim, the ball is smaller, the
three point lines closer, There's not a lot of physical
but I'm don't you know, people are gonna start sending
me physical videos. I'm sure they knock each other around,
but I'm just saying to me, and I'm telling you, nbas.
Speaker 5: Are you saying that people are gonna send you h
a VHS tape?
Speaker 4: Probably? Uh?
Speaker 6: The NBA is probably third or fourth on my sports
list anyway, So where am I gonna jam in the
w NBN there s eight or whatever.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I just don't there's another one. What about this sham
and this? You know, Olympics is coming into town for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Well, and by the way, if anybody from Ice is
listening to this podcast, stick around La for the Olympics.
Speaker 4: There's gonna be a lot of foreigners in town.
Speaker 2: Why did you say that, dude?
Speaker 4: They could kick out the you know, why did you
say that?
Speaker 2: Bro? That's so not cool.
Speaker 4: The Puerto Rican soccer teams, do them? Well, kick them
out of the country.
Speaker 7: Puerto Rico is part of America.
Speaker 4: Can kick him out, get out, get out of our country.
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 6: What do you all this hype about flag football as
an Olympics.
Speaker 2: It's so dumb, it's so over it.
Speaker 5: It's like, I'm with you, dude, and it's just how
can we work women into this and annoy everybody?
Speaker 7: Oh wait, they want women to play flag football in
the art.
Speaker 2: That's what they're doing.
Speaker 7: They arguing that.
Speaker 6: Men and women and NFL players like Tyreek Hill, Justin
Jefferson all the Olympics straight.
Speaker 4: Look it up, bro.
Speaker 6: Now all these NFL like track stars mostly DB's and receivers,
some running.
Speaker 2: Backs, guys you don't like to get hit, want to.
Speaker 6: Play because they want to get a gold medal, which
I get, represent the country, win win a medal. But
I'm like, if my if I'm some NFL owner, if
I'm Arthur Blank and my receiver wants to go be
in the Olympics and is gonna tears a cl running
around for who gives a heck?
Speaker 4: Catching passes over it.
Speaker 2: Imagine if you were playing for who gives a heck?
Speaker 6: I mean that to me, that's what that That's what
that is is that even like a sport that's been
around so long that it's like, oh that's good. You know,
it went from break dancing to now it's flag football.
When does this become like a ridiculous joke.
Speaker 1: It's sorry, there, dude, He's here's the confirmation, a fast paced,
non contact version of the popular US spectator sport football
ever heard of. It will debut at the LA Olympics
in twenty twenty eight, promising excitement and star power. It's
going to be flag football for men and women to
separate groups.
Speaker 4: I mean, are their field goals as they're punting.
Speaker 7: I mean this is like, look at this picture. This
is what you're gonna see.
Speaker 2: Hot garbage, dude.
Speaker 7: It's a Swiss guy and t ball.
Speaker 4: Let's get t ball in the Olympics.
Speaker 2: This is what run.
Speaker 1: This is what you're gonna see right here, fast black
American athletes versus like white, skinny Swiss guys just getting wrecked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get ready, all I gotta go, I really do
gotta go.
Speaker 5: Uh, Guys, come see me uh in Chicago. Come check
out my new comedy special Comedy crowd work Special, barbecued
and I love you guys.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the rest of the show. Guys. See how many
twenty three whoa punk tchunk fans unity.
Speaker 7: Would have stayed?
Speaker 2: If he's no, I gotta go, dude, bye.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So I came up. I wonder what that was.
Something happened.
Speaker 6: It now looks like you might make it to the
Fantasy Baseball Championships.
Speaker 7: I screwed myself. I had Nola.
Speaker 1: I had Aaron Nola starting, and he was He had
two starts this week, but the first one was against
the Mets. I was like, all right, he hasn't been great.
The med's gonna kill it. He had thirty points and
I took him out and instead started to good get
Zach Gallon, who didn't do anything. So I'm a little concerned,
but I it's about a coin flip whether I'm gonna
make it right now.
Speaker 6: But you're I think I'm down like fifty with like
two you.
Speaker 7: Did a full victory lap.
Speaker 1: You were like, oh, we're in it, buddy, sent me
the whole celebratory text.
Speaker 2: We made it.
Speaker 7: I forgot to I did. I do that every year
And you.
Speaker 6: And I were both up by Sunday night and I go, bro,
looks like we pulled it off. We're in the fucking finals.
And then the next day You're like, it's two weeks
long and we're probably both not gonna make it.
Speaker 1: Id because you know I make the uh you know
I make the finals are damn near every year, so
I I and every single year I forget this that
is two.
Speaker 6: Weeks was my first time ever even making the playoffs,
and then I almost made it to the finals.
Speaker 4: Hey, I'm not done yet.
Speaker 7: I hope you. I hope you're there with me. I'd
much rather lose to you than to nay Thaniel, Nathaniel
Torok whoever.
Speaker 4: That is funny.
Speaker 6: I will get this all the punch young fans, the
people that do make it into the fantasy leagues and whatever,
And if anybody wants to try to get into one,
just DM me.
Speaker 4: That's about your best way to get in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all you gotta do is send a picture a
b hole to t Bow there and he'll get you
right in.
Speaker 4: Might not get you in, but we will be only
if you're.
Speaker 7: A guy sorry for your girl is something different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll become close.
Speaker 6: I can't guarantee you a spot, but I can't guarantee
you a new lifelong friend that you guys always have
funny names.
Speaker 4: Refrigerator Box just cracks me up every time I see it.
Speaker 7: Oh, look at matt One.
Speaker 1: Remember this cause of this guy got tattooed to get
in the Fantasy League that year.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: Know why he's adding Johnny Wood, but I shout out, Matt,
I remember you, good friend of the show.
Speaker 4: Yep, the that refrigerator boxing.
Speaker 1: Garn it still offering me twenty dollars for a thirty
dollars movie ticket.
Speaker 7: I will not acknowledge it.
Speaker 4: See he's trying to He thinks it's twenty dollars Canadian.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know which would have even less. I mean,
I wouldn't wipe my ass with twenty dollars Canadian.
Speaker 4: Forty five dollars American. All right, Johnny, I'll see you later, buddy.
I'm gonna go see what all this is right here?
Speaker 1: Leave them all the notes you didn't get to use
because we didn't talk about sports.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, these are all jokes from my set list for tomorrow.
Speaker 7: Oh really, what do you got? You got some new stuff?
Speaker 4: Yeah? How about this one, Johnny, I'm just going back
to some old bits.
Speaker 7: Yeah, let's run some bits. Go ahead, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Get outside it. Hey, that Ronald Reagan's up to no good? Huh?
I mean and after running for president? So you know stuff.
I like that.
Speaker 2: I like that.
Speaker 7: I can see you're still I can see you're still
tightening it up a little bit. You need a little
you got.
Speaker 1: You gotta get the just a little more edge on it.
But I like that you're onto something.
Speaker 4: There, yep.
Speaker 6: And then I gotta write my proposal for Sam because
we're proposed to him.
Speaker 4: Then we're gonna get married. Live a Scots.
Speaker 6: Come see us in Chicago, come see me at the
casino with Dunko, and then I'm in La November, like
third or second?
Speaker 7: Oh no, I mean, look, November third, let's something.
Speaker 1: November third or second is the first, the Sunday. The
third is a Monday, The second is a Sunday.
Speaker 4: I think I'm there at the third, the.
Speaker 1: Third, and then Election Day is the fourth.
Speaker 7: There I will be here.
Speaker 4: I'm there all in November and.
Speaker 7: Will be here. I'm going back to North Carolina this week.
Speaker 1: Actually, dude, you should come on the first because there's
David David Burne is playing from the Talking Heads.
Speaker 7: We could go to that show. That would be kind
of cool.
Speaker 4: And I'm gonna go see my Hey, come see Portugal
the Man with Me. They're going to be at the Troubadour.
They say, get me in.
Speaker 2: When is that?
Speaker 4: Oh, maybe it's a secret show. Maybe they're not going
to be there, Johnny, I don't know.
Speaker 7: I don't.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're gonna get me in. You can tell
me when it is and I'll go.
Speaker 6: Oh, I don't know it's in November because it's when
I'm there. Look up, Look up their sting Portune of
Man looking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, David Byrne is playing on in November. I would
like to go to that if you want to come
with me.
Speaker 7: H Gin Blossoms. Oh that's cool. Let's see. What did
you say Portugal Man Troubadour.
Speaker 4: I think they're like, yeah.
Speaker 7: Come back, great venue, great venue, great venue.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've been there in years either.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're playing an intimate Oh no, that was
twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4: Hold on, uh, I was a dad. I went to
that with Adamy.
Speaker 7: Get that's funny. I remember you talking about that show.
Speaker 1: Uh, this hasn't met the will turn on the sixteenth.
Speaker 7: That must be it, right, That's awesome. That okay, well
another good spot.
Speaker 4: You know, they're great spot to hang out backstage. Johnny.
All right, guys, love you, Johnny.
Speaker 6: I'll hit you up this week and I'll send you
some funny picks from the I'm just gonna try to
drive Sammy nuts.
Speaker 4: By the way, you know them. I got all weekend
to really try to rile them up, and you know
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it, all right, guys.
I love you, Johnny, love you. I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 7: Love you brother. Fine, no
Speaker 2: H