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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's start with this. This don't really look,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't profess to know a whole lot about soccer.

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<v Speaker 2>I just I just don't. Yeah, we know, we know

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<v Speaker 2>we're ten percent soccer even though we both played it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it just as far as all the different workings

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<v Speaker 1>and clubs and levels and all that's just discombobbied and

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<v Speaker 1>confusing to make.

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<v Speaker 3>So.

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<v Speaker 1>This Club World Cup is going on right now all

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<v Speaker 1>over the place. In fact, we've got games, have had

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<v Speaker 1>games here locally for these this Club World Cup tournament

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<v Speaker 1>that's happening.

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<v Speaker 4>It's pretty big.

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen I've seen offers of hey, if you want tickets,

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<v Speaker 2>we have them. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>One crazed soccer fan from Argentina is probably going to

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<v Speaker 1>be in a bit of trouble. This guy's like over

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<v Speaker 1>the top for his particular favorite team, which is a

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<v Speaker 1>team out of Argentina called River Plate. I think they're called. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>he's risked his marriage and probably going to be facing

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<v Speaker 1>some legal consequences after he was interviewed. I guess somebody

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<v Speaker 1>in the media spotted this guy as a bonker soccer

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<v Speaker 1>soccer fan and started talking to him, and he volunteered

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<v Speaker 1>some information about how he managed to raise the money

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<v Speaker 1>to travel to follow his team in this tournament.

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<v Speaker 4>And it had something to do with him and his

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<v Speaker 4>wife's marriage.

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<v Speaker 1>He attempted to sell his car to get the travel funds,

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<v Speaker 1>and when he failed to be able to sell his car,

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<v Speaker 1>he torched it and was the.

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<v Speaker 5>Insurance company and he admitted this.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in his exuberant over exuberance, stroked him a check

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<v Speaker 1>for ten thousand dollars. What a complete dumba. And he's

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<v Speaker 1>using that money too. So he's on the road, I guess,

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<v Speaker 1>following this team.

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<v Speaker 2>And now he's on the record saying he torched his

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<v Speaker 2>car to get ten thousand dollars on camera.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's fully expecting, he said at this point now

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<v Speaker 1>that this is out there to be handed divorce papers

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<v Speaker 1>when he returns, and then obviously potential legal situation facing

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<v Speaker 1>insurance fraud.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's no potential about it, dude. He serious trouble

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<v Speaker 2>for that. I remember back in seventy eight when I

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<v Speaker 2>torched you. I'm kidding Lake six.

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<v Speaker 1>I am not familiar with the ins and outs of

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<v Speaker 1>law in Argentina, but I'm assuring that I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 1>their insurance industry would frown upon this.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, what an idiots.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, man, man, if you ever torched anything a

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be way too nervous and stressed out and be

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't even tell you. I wouldn't tell any you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying. I wouldn't tell like somebody I'm

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<v Speaker 2>close to.

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<v Speaker 1>This ties closely into our lake theory.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, if you're going to chuck about in the lake,

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<v Speaker 5>you don't say anything.

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<v Speaker 1>Do the same thing with your car. There's plenty of

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<v Speaker 1>lakes where you can just stay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you gotta drive it off and and you know,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm getting at a four. Yeah, pay

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<v Speaker 2>a guy, Okay, pay a guy. Yeah, but then there's

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<v Speaker 2>a guy involved.

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<v Speaker 1>You pay a guy you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>And then there's audio that all of a sudden pop

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<v Speaker 2>up in an idiotology.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, local DJ Pat Lynch is on record.

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<v Speaker 4>We have audio. Let's go ahead and play it for you.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's you going, oh man, I like this cutting

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<v Speaker 2>this truck, but I can make a buck.

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<v Speaker 4>Will you just send.

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<v Speaker 5>It over in the river?

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<v Speaker 2>And then I'm over here going great, how long's Lynch

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<v Speaker 2>in there?

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<v Speaker 1>They dragged some of these lakes. Oh god, I.

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<v Speaker 5>Saw them just draining stuff you would find yesterday.

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<v Speaker 2>We're sitting in here, we always have a news monitor on,

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<v Speaker 2>and they were draining just a probably calf high fountain

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<v Speaker 2>dragging for garbage. You would have been disgusted. Pack just

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<v Speaker 2>fast food bags. And again this is just like a

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<v Speaker 2>fountain that has some koi you know, like a koi

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<v Speaker 2>pond kind of thing, loaded with plastic bottles.

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<v Speaker 1>A Chinese hotel has been ordered to end its unusual

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<v Speaker 1>wake up call service. Oh no, no, it involves red

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<v Speaker 1>pandas climbing onto guests beds. Uh these little cute, cuddly

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<v Speaker 1>red pandace taco No, no, it's they've got The Chinese

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<v Speaker 1>Forestry Services ordered the hotel to stop, uh stop this

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<v Speaker 1>uh service they offer to hotel guests at the Lihi

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<v Speaker 1>Lijing Holiday Hotel. Oh those are pretty cute, dude. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean I'm looking at the hotel borrows them from

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<v Speaker 1>a local zoo, and I guess they charge the guests

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<v Speaker 1>out the nose to you know, have them brought up

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<v Speaker 1>to the room in the morning, and they scurry in

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<v Speaker 1>and they'll climb up on the bed and kids love them.

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<v Speaker 5>And and that.

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<v Speaker 1>Animal rights folks are also urging the hotel to stop

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<v Speaker 1>the practice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because they're making a buck off these cute little things.

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<v Speaker 2>But same time, don't they bring dogs into old folks homes?

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<v Speaker 2>And you know, yeah, because it's therapy. This is therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is a service that paying for to exploit

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<v Speaker 1>zoo animals.

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<v Speaker 5>That said, exploitation nation.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't we here in Florida get some wild hotes

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<v Speaker 1>bring alligators into the room to.

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<v Speaker 4>Wake up your No problem with all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Some alligators won't get out of bed on your Florida vacation.

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<v Speaker 2>Here there's a wamp of a gatortailw.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, if you're you're the hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Where are you staying at in Florida? I'm staying at

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<v Speaker 1>Gator Hotel. Hell yeah, do you know they bring a

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<v Speaker 1>live gator and to get your ass out of bed

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<v Speaker 1>in the morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh huh. You wake up in that little sucker.

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<v Speaker 2>They put an electrical tape on his mouth, but he

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<v Speaker 2>can get that tongue out and link your nipples.

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<v Speaker 5>Right in the morning, you get gator nick nippled up. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>it's good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Throw a water moccasin in your bed, one of the

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<v Speaker 1>more aggressive snakes. It'd be awesome.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But I mean, if you're running a hotel, pat you

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<v Speaker 2>got to you gotta get the buck. You know that

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<v Speaker 2>the couple's massage only goes so far to where the

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<v Speaker 2>husband fund. He says, honey, I could spend I don't

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<v Speaker 2>even know what those things are because not doing one,

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<v Speaker 2>having no one, don't plan too. But they got to

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<v Speaker 2>be for a couple's massage, has to be let's say,

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<v Speaker 2>what four hundred bucks? I have no idea. Yeah, but

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<v Speaker 2>if it was four to five hundred bucks, you're making

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<v Speaker 2>it there. Why not just have these cute little animals

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<v Speaker 2>come in for a quick five hundred bucks and it's

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<v Speaker 2>a two minute thing. You don't have to hire the

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<v Speaker 2>muscular you know. Yeah, Oh, everybody's saying the angry Asian

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<v Speaker 2>wake up call.

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<v Speaker 4>Uh uh, not going there.

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<v Speaker 2>Get up, No fat boy, all right, hey girl, in

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<v Speaker 2>your fool jaw.

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<v Speaker 1>Finally, congratulations in line. For a lot of folks in

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<v Speaker 1>it's more common than most of us really stop to

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<v Speaker 1>think about. Well, yeah, it's very very common.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's active or it's in everybody, but

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<v Speaker 2>it's just not active.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. It also depends on what kind of herpees you're

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<v Speaker 1>I got one of the famous rugby coaches from New

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<v Speaker 3>Once upon a time the world wanted to be in

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<v Speaker 3>New Zealand. We had to cup a clean green image.

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<v Speaker 3>Its sixties eccent. Everyone wanted a start of our pie.

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<v Speaker 3>But now look at us, our sheep. The human ratio

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<v Speaker 3>is embarrassing me low. Our national pride is somewhat less

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<v Speaker 3>than outstanding. We need something new to be proud of,

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<v Speaker 3>It's time for you Zoning to become the best place

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<v Speaker 3>we can beat the stigma.

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<v Speaker 5>Let's make these on the best place in the world to.

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<v Speaker 1>Have herpes, so you know, wow, sure beats some of

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<v Speaker 1>those morbid commercials you see about some health issues that

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<v Speaker 2>They get it, like the sig packs that have the

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<v Speaker 2>most disgusting pictures ever, but that still doesn't really sell

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<v Speaker 2>me on herpes.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they're not trying to sell you on herpes or

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<v Speaker 1>trying to send the message and.

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<v Speaker 5>It's not the end of the world. Yeah, I want.

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<v Speaker 4>Some red pans waking me up in the morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Hi. Well