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Speaker 2: All right, let's start with this. This don't really look,
Speaker 2: I don't profess to know a whole lot about soccer.
Speaker 2: I just I just don't. Yeah, we know, we know
Speaker 2: we're ten percent soccer even though we both played it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it just as far as all the different workings
Speaker 1: and clubs and levels and all that's just discombobbied and
Speaker 1: confusing to make.
Speaker 3: So.
Speaker 1: This Club World Cup is going on right now all
Speaker 1: over the place. In fact, we've got games, have had
Speaker 1: games here locally for these this Club World Cup tournament
Speaker 1: that's happening.
Speaker 4: It's pretty big.
Speaker 2: I've seen I've seen offers of hey, if you want tickets,
Speaker 2: we have them. Uh.
Speaker 1: One crazed soccer fan from Argentina is probably going to
Speaker 1: be in a bit of trouble. This guy's like over
Speaker 1: the top for his particular favorite team, which is a
Speaker 1: team out of Argentina called River Plate. I think they're called. Okay,
Speaker 1: he's risked his marriage and probably going to be facing
Speaker 1: some legal consequences after he was interviewed. I guess somebody
Speaker 1: in the media spotted this guy as a bonker soccer
Speaker 1: soccer fan and started talking to him, and he volunteered
Speaker 1: some information about how he managed to raise the money
Speaker 1: to travel to follow his team in this tournament.
Speaker 4: And it had something to do with him and his
Speaker 4: wife's marriage.
Speaker 1: He attempted to sell his car to get the travel funds,
Speaker 1: and when he failed to be able to sell his car,
Speaker 1: he torched it and was the.
Speaker 5: Insurance company and he admitted this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in his exuberant over exuberance, stroked him a check
Speaker 1: for ten thousand dollars. What a complete dumba. And he's
Speaker 1: using that money too. So he's on the road, I guess,
Speaker 1: following this team.
Speaker 2: And now he's on the record saying he torched his
Speaker 2: car to get ten thousand dollars on camera.
Speaker 1: And he's fully expecting, he said at this point now
Speaker 1: that this is out there to be handed divorce papers
Speaker 1: when he returns, and then obviously potential legal situation facing
Speaker 1: insurance fraud.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's no potential about it, dude. He serious trouble
Speaker 2: for that. I remember back in seventy eight when I
Speaker 2: torched you. I'm kidding Lake six.
Speaker 1: I am not familiar with the ins and outs of
Speaker 1: law in Argentina, but I'm assuring that I'm pretty sure
Speaker 1: their insurance industry would frown upon this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what an idiots.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 2: Come on, man, man, if you ever torched anything a
Speaker 2: I'd be way too nervous and stressed out and be
Speaker 2: I wouldn't even tell you. I wouldn't tell any you
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. I wouldn't tell like somebody I'm
Speaker 2: close to.
Speaker 1: This ties closely into our lake theory.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're going to chuck about in the lake,
Speaker 5: you don't say anything.
Speaker 1: Do the same thing with your car. There's plenty of
Speaker 1: lakes where you can just stay.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta drive it off and and you know,
Speaker 2: you know what I'm getting at a four. Yeah, pay
Speaker 2: a guy, Okay, pay a guy. Yeah, but then there's
Speaker 2: a guy involved.
Speaker 1: You pay a guy you don't know.
Speaker 2: And then there's audio that all of a sudden pop
Speaker 2: up in an idiotology.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, local DJ Pat Lynch is on record.
Speaker 4: We have audio. Let's go ahead and play it for you.
Speaker 2: And it's you going, oh man, I like this cutting
Speaker 2: this truck, but I can make a buck.
Speaker 4: Will you just send.
Speaker 5: It over in the river?
Speaker 2: And then I'm over here going great, how long's Lynch
Speaker 2: in there?
Speaker 1: They dragged some of these lakes. Oh god, I.
Speaker 5: Saw them just draining stuff you would find yesterday.
Speaker 2: We're sitting in here, we always have a news monitor on,
Speaker 2: and they were draining just a probably calf high fountain
Speaker 2: dragging for garbage. You would have been disgusted. Pack just
Speaker 2: fast food bags. And again this is just like a
Speaker 2: fountain that has some koi you know, like a koi
Speaker 2: pond kind of thing, loaded with plastic bottles.
Speaker 1: A Chinese hotel has been ordered to end its unusual
Speaker 1: wake up call service. Oh no, no, it involves red
Speaker 1: pandas climbing onto guests beds. Uh these little cute, cuddly
Speaker 1: red pandace taco No, no, it's they've got The Chinese
Speaker 1: Forestry Services ordered the hotel to stop, uh stop this
Speaker 1: uh service they offer to hotel guests at the Lihi
Speaker 1: Lijing Holiday Hotel. Oh those are pretty cute, dude. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I'm looking at the hotel borrows them from
Speaker 1: a local zoo, and I guess they charge the guests
Speaker 1: out the nose to you know, have them brought up
Speaker 1: to the room in the morning, and they scurry in
Speaker 1: and they'll climb up on the bed and kids love them.
Speaker 5: And and that.
Speaker 1: Animal rights folks are also urging the hotel to stop
Speaker 1: the practice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're making a buck off these cute little things.
Speaker 2: But same time, don't they bring dogs into old folks homes?
Speaker 2: And you know, yeah, because it's therapy. This is therapy.
Speaker 1: No, this is a service that paying for to exploit
Speaker 1: zoo animals.
Speaker 5: That said, exploitation nation.
Speaker 1: Why don't we here in Florida get some wild hotes
Speaker 1: bring alligators into the room to.
Speaker 4: Wake up your No problem with all that.
Speaker 1: Some alligators won't get out of bed on your Florida vacation.
Speaker 2: Here there's a wamp of a gatortailw.
Speaker 4: Hey.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if you're you're the hotel.
Speaker 1: Where are you staying at in Florida? I'm staying at
Speaker 1: Gator Hotel. Hell yeah, do you know they bring a
Speaker 1: live gator and to get your ass out of bed
Speaker 1: in the morning.
Speaker 4: Uh huh. You wake up in that little sucker.
Speaker 2: They put an electrical tape on his mouth, but he
Speaker 2: can get that tongue out and link your nipples.
Speaker 5: Right in the morning, you get gator nick nippled up. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's good stuff.
Speaker 1: Throw a water moccasin in your bed, one of the
Speaker 1: more aggressive snakes. It'd be awesome.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But I mean, if you're running a hotel, pat you
Speaker 2: got to you gotta get the buck. You know that
Speaker 2: the couple's massage only goes so far to where the
Speaker 2: husband fund. He says, honey, I could spend I don't
Speaker 2: even know what those things are because not doing one,
Speaker 2: having no one, don't plan too. But they got to
Speaker 2: be for a couple's massage, has to be let's say,
Speaker 2: what four hundred bucks? I have no idea. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: if it was four to five hundred bucks, you're making
Speaker 2: it there. Why not just have these cute little animals
Speaker 2: come in for a quick five hundred bucks and it's
Speaker 2: a two minute thing. You don't have to hire the
Speaker 2: muscular you know. Yeah, Oh, everybody's saying the angry Asian
Speaker 2: wake up call.
Speaker 4: Uh uh, not going there.
Speaker 2: Get up, No fat boy, all right, hey girl, in
Speaker 2: your fool jaw.
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Speaker 5: It's not the end of the world. Yeah, I want.
Speaker 4: Some red pans waking me up in the morning.
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