Speaker 1: One one with lynch Intaco on Orlando's rock station one
Speaker 1: on one one w j a R. Don't forget about
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Speaker 1: weekday while you rock on the job. Do you grab
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Speaker 2: So enter as many of those keywords as you can
Speaker 2: throughout the day and hopefully you win a thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're eligible to enter one time each hour, so
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Speaker 2: Okay, Pat, I'll want you to stop for one second
Speaker 2: and think, Yeah, thousand dollars right now, what would you
Speaker 2: do with it?
Speaker 1: What would I do with it? Taco? I would buy gadgets?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I think I'd either pay credit card off
Speaker 2: or bank it.
Speaker 1: But again, it's your thousand dollars. If you win it, you.
Speaker 2: Do whatever you want with it, you get a lighter
Speaker 2: on fire if you want.
Speaker 1: Takoo Bob aka the Bathroom King of Central Florida for
Speaker 1: those of you knew it to the show, that nickname
Speaker 1: bestowed upon him because he has the uncanny ability to
Speaker 1: pretty much know the location of any public restroom within
Speaker 1: what we referred to as his zone of operation confined
Speaker 1: to the winter Park Maitland slash sum of Castlebury area.
Speaker 1: Like surprised that you are not aware of what today
Speaker 1: is in the significance of today.
Speaker 2: I'll give you an example of Bathroom King of Central Florida.
Speaker 2: You know the brand new place on Horatio near seventeen
Speaker 2: ninety two. It has four It's a square building that
Speaker 2: has four different businesses and a coffee joint, sushi and
Speaker 2: Bruno's Pizza.
Speaker 1: I know the general area, but it's not my particular
Speaker 1: zone of operation. So the answer to that is no.
Speaker 1: But now with you providing this info, should I ever
Speaker 1: find myself over there with the need to.
Speaker 2: Go, if you're in an emergency situation, you say, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm going.
Speaker 1: To grab some pizza, but I need to grab a stall.
Speaker 2: First, head in the doors closest to seventeen ninety two
Speaker 2: walk by the sushi place a little further on your right.
Speaker 2: That's what the bathroom King of Central Florida does for
Speaker 2: you people. I direct you, okay, go.
Speaker 1: Ahead, And what do you find in the bathroom A restroom,
Speaker 1: I mean toilets and urinals and such. Today is Thomas
Speaker 1: Crapper day. Ah. He invented the toilet. He did not
Speaker 1: invent the toilet, no, no, no, but he made the toilet.
Speaker 1: Really saw that the earlier versions of what is now
Speaker 1: known as the modern toilet could use some enhancements to
Speaker 1: be more efficient and more well sanitary. Thus, in the
Speaker 1: eighteen eighties he set up the Crapper and Company showroom
Speaker 1: in London, where he patented in manufactured sanitary appliances such
Speaker 1: as pipe joints, drain improvements, manhole covers, water closet improvements
Speaker 1: like the floating ballcock. Ah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know that is that's that big ball in
Speaker 2: top of your toilet in the inside of course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which he u. That's that was a significant uh
Speaker 1: innovation in modern toiletry as we now know it. You know,
Speaker 1: all of this states back to Mesopotamia, where you know,
Speaker 1: fourth century BC sewers and toilets were invented there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why it's a it's mess up potamia like
Speaker 2: potty bathroom.
Speaker 1: And of course the whole crap part, now you know,
Speaker 1: is that that's in in you know, a tip of
Speaker 1: the hat to Thomas Crapper.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, back in the day is like, you know,
Speaker 2: just an outhouse. We just walk outside and you sat
Speaker 2: on a seat. Now you know, do you think Thomas
Speaker 2: crap roa would be excited about this?
Speaker 1: Okay, here's the power fusher you go again. Yes, sir
Speaker 1: Taco recently had industrial grade flushers installed in his home,
Speaker 1: which I'm I'm openly jealous of and I would aspire
Speaker 1: to that one day.
Speaker 2: Told you I could get your hands on one if
Speaker 2: you need it, just run you a little right around
Speaker 2: three bills three to know that when you get that
Speaker 2: one pat which I've known you've had before, we're not
Speaker 2: gonna get descriptive.
Speaker 1: You have nothing to worry. You still have to change
Speaker 1: the guts out on it every day, you know, a
Speaker 1: couple of years because they you know.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so it's a it's a it's
Speaker 2: a motor at the top of where the ballcock is normally. Yeah, yeah, up,
Speaker 2: there there is a motor. It's like a like a
Speaker 2: full apparatus. So I don't want to think about what
Speaker 2: I will have to do if it breaks, because it's
Speaker 2: you know, I've only had about nine months. It's like
Speaker 2: a baby. I mean, do you carry the baby for
Speaker 2: nine months in the womba kidding?
Speaker 1: We hear that hard be one more time. Just the
Speaker 1: sheer power that.
Speaker 2: Causes him at the womb bu no I the uh
Speaker 2: give me a moment.
Speaker 1: This actually lowers the water table in his surrounding area
Speaker 1: when he flushes ages.
Speaker 2: In the zone of operation as you called it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's something I need to talk I just saw a
Speaker 2: picture of something else I have to talk about at
Speaker 2: another juncture.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a great one.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: Listen, all right, here we go, power flusher people. Here's
Speaker 1: the power flusher I was talking about. Watch you feel
Speaker 1: like you're at Lowser home depot toilet in your hospital room.
Speaker 1: I told you, dude, when.
Speaker 2: I flushed that thing, somebody somebody flushed it. I was
Speaker 2: outside of my house and heard it. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's my Toylet well, thank you. Thomas Crapper, the man
Speaker 2: rip Bud.
Speaker 1: I mean he's been out since the eighteen eighties. So
Speaker 1: like to thank the a bags at UH Harvard School
Speaker 1: of Public Health further ruining bacon. Now they've now just
Speaker 1: published their findings and some research that bacon consumption can
Speaker 1: raise your risk of dementia by thirteen percent.
Speaker 2: So it's already going to clog up our hearts now,
Speaker 2: it's gonna make us lose our minds now.
Speaker 1: To be fair here, bacon is the main offender in
Speaker 1: the larger category of processed meats that they did further
Speaker 1: research on, not just bacon, but hot dogs, sausage, pepperoni, ham,
Speaker 1: all the good stuff that we love so much. Cognitive
Speaker 1: decline in dementia increase potentially by thirteen percent. Pat.
Speaker 2: That's because if you go to Havid, you don't eat
Speaker 2: stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Even by people who just eat an average of a
Speaker 1: quarter serving a day are at risk a quarter serving
Speaker 1: a bacon a day of any of those aforementioned processed meats. Well,
Speaker 1: I heard something on that list. Is it true they
Speaker 1: have caviare in their UH student in your lunch box
Speaker 1: student cafeteria at Harvard, No, in your lunchbox. Hey, I
Speaker 1: wish I had gone to Harvard. Man, what did you
Speaker 1: hear what you were saying.
Speaker 2: You had heard what I heard when you mentioned certain
Speaker 2: meats in there, I heard pepperoni, and it brought me
Speaker 2: back to I think it was Thursday of last week.
Speaker 2: The fried pepperoni.
Speaker 1: Oh god, man, that was that. That was a game changer.
Speaker 1: I don't even like that phrase game changer. Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: What are the restaurants that brought out food last week.
Speaker 2: For UHR Rhythm on Ruby Street in Tavaris has fried pepperoni?
Speaker 2: And the way it's season I swear, I yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm glad I just took a couple of pieces of
Speaker 1: that because I would ate the whole damn bucket.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it didn't even hurt his appetite when I held
Speaker 2: him up against my chest.
Speaker 1: I forget what we're doing here, Oh, fried pepperoni.
Speaker 2: No, the dementia from the bacon. The bacon Inshaw got
Speaker 2: that you with me? Huh okay, yeah, dementia is nothing
Speaker 2: to joke. Well, no, no, no, thanks, Harvard.
Speaker 1: Well, the way I look at it, if this is true,
Speaker 1: I'm so far down that path right now. You're done. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's you know, to even try to apply the emergency
Speaker 1: break at this point would be worthless pointless. Yeah, all right, uh,
Speaker 1: and we finished with this. Do you know what Ali expresses,
Speaker 1: Taco Bob.
Speaker 2: I had bacon yesterday, come to think of it, eating
Speaker 2: a salad, but I still had bacon, which nothing.
Speaker 1: Wrong with that makes it so.
Speaker 2: Ali expresses that Ali's the store where you can get
Speaker 2: like a vacuum for thirty five bucks.
Speaker 1: Oli Express is an online retailer which is part of
Speaker 1: Ali Baba, which is sometimes referred to as the Chinese Amazon. Okay,
Speaker 1: apparently Alix. There's some shadiness that might go on on
Speaker 1: that online commerce site. Take for example, this gentleman from Georgia.
Speaker 1: He ordered a couple of items, including a drill that
Speaker 1: he paid forty dollars for. Uh, and then he also
Speaker 1: ordered a pressure washer. The drill, they just sent him
Speaker 1: a picture, a color photograph. I have his story on
Speaker 1: our Facebook page if you want to see this. Just
Speaker 1: a picture of the drill. That's all they sent him.
Speaker 2: Didn't send him the real drill, power washer, the power well,
Speaker 2: I'll let him explain that part here.
Speaker 3: Just a picture what he sent me. I paid twenty
Speaker 3: two dollars ninety seven cent for a pressure washer, and
Speaker 3: just what I get, it's a rest to screw to
Speaker 3: screw out the wall with all.
Speaker 1: This is bad, you know what I mean. Don't scam nobody.
Speaker 3: I just don't like to get scam because you know,
Speaker 3: you know, if you spend your money, you want to
Speaker 3: get what you paid for.
Speaker 1: For the pressure washer. All they sent him was a
Speaker 1: flathead screwdriver, drill bit, big white bag.
Speaker 2: Was that part of his drill that they I knowed
Speaker 2: some pressure washer.
Speaker 1: But they were two separate orders. Forty bucks for the
Speaker 1: drill kit and all. He said. I had the picture
Speaker 1: of what they sent him. I put it on our
Speaker 1: Facebook page. It's just a picture of the drill and
Speaker 1: the accessories and the pressure washer. They just sent him
Speaker 1: a drill bit that would have gone with.
Speaker 2: The dru the drill that never came. Oh yeah, now
Speaker 2: I see it. You have a pressure washer, I do.
Speaker 2: When do you think you're ever getting it? This is
Speaker 2: kind of user error. When are you ever getting a
Speaker 2: pressu washer for twenty two dollars?
Speaker 1: Well, it's Ali Express, dude. It's all about cheap Chinese crap. Hey,
Speaker 1: what you get for you get what you pay for it.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you get that in this
Speaker 1: case
Speaker 2: From Vero Beach to Palm Coast