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<v Speaker 1>War of the Roses time, are you guys feeling like

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<v Speaker 1>catching a cheater in Middletown?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, let's go. Michael's on the line and has a

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<v Speaker 1>problem with his girlfriend. Good morning, Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, how you guys doing.

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<v Speaker 1>We're okay, hungry? Actually, welcome to the show. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>War the Roses. I hope we can get you some

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<v Speaker 1>answers today, Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, me too. Look, I've been with my girlfriend Hannah

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<v Speaker 3>for like five years now, okay, and he's just been

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<v Speaker 3>suddenly all like she's been going out with her friends

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<v Speaker 3>and doing my girls' nights and stuff. And I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>And I'll be honest, like I'm not very good at

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<v Speaker 3>social media. I don't personally get on very often. But

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<v Speaker 3>I've just had this feeling that like something wasn't right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>And I swear when I was scrolling through, I saw

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<v Speaker 3>a picture on somebody else's account, but I saw a

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<v Speaker 3>picture of Hannah with this other dude like kissing on him. Whoa, whoa,

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<v Speaker 3>whoa whoa. Yeah. But I couldn't find it, Like, I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know, I couldn't. I wasn't able to like go

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<v Speaker 3>back up and find it. But I swear I saw

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<v Speaker 3>what I saw?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because you know, if you're not good with social media,

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<v Speaker 1>you're scrolling it's a friend of a friend who might

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<v Speaker 1>have been out with her that night. You know, it's

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<v Speaker 1>hard to get back to, like, wait, what did I see?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do I go to check it out? But you're

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<v Speaker 1>sure it was your girlfriend kissing another man?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean, I'm pretty you know what I mean? Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm pretty sure I know what I what I saw.

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<v Speaker 3>You recognize that is she has she.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see, you've been together for five years. Has she

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<v Speaker 1>been giving you any ultimatums about rings? Like is she

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<v Speaker 1>expecting to get engaged? And you haven't done it? And

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I mean, it's just thrown it out there.

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<v Speaker 3>She said she wants us to be more romantic and stuff,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's not like I'm not any different than when

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<v Speaker 3>we started going out, Like I don't really know exactly

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<v Speaker 3>what she means, but she's kind of just she's always

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<v Speaker 3>asking for a lot of a lot of stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>But I've been the same person since we started going

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<v Speaker 2>change well, that don't ever change.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the problem for most women. Their men are not

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<v Speaker 1>growing and evolving anyway. Anyways, Michael. We're gonna call up

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<v Speaker 1>Hannah because you know what you know, you know what

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<v Speaker 1>you saw. We're gonna offer her. Should we offer her

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<v Speaker 1>like a oh, like a couples like a couple?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I like that, and we'll see who she wants

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<v Speaker 1>to take. How about that. You're gonna be on hold

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<v Speaker 1>and listening in the whole time. If anytime you want

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<v Speaker 1>to jump in, you.

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<v Speaker 3>Can, Okay, okay, all right, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's get into it. Hold on, I'm a little nervous

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<v Speaker 1>for him. Jeff, what are you going to call the

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<v Speaker 1>business because you're not a flower shop this time?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I have no idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Hell, hi, man, I speak to Hannah please. Yeah, Hi, Hannah.

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<v Speaker 2>This is Tyler from the prize committee. I'm just calling

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<v Speaker 2>to let you know that you actually won a couple's

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<v Speaker 2>massage obviously for two congratulations. Oh yeah, this is I'm

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<v Speaker 2>calling from the prize committee. We are a third party company.

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<v Speaker 2>We grab your number from like a cell phone carrier

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<v Speaker 2>or a a car carrier, and we pull random prizes

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<v Speaker 2>for VIP clients. And you actually won this week's prize,

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<v Speaker 2>which is a couple's massage. Okay, yeah, amazing deal. If

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<v Speaker 2>you're willing to accept, I can get all the information

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<v Speaker 2>that I need on my end.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, all right, Hannah.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically, like I said, I have your information here,

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<v Speaker 2>and this is a couple's massage. So you can invite

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<v Speaker 2>another person. We can send an evite to that person

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<v Speaker 2>if that's something you would want to do. Oh yeah, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So basically, yeah, this is amazing it, believe me. A

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<v Speaker 2>nice little deep tissue action going on. So anyways, before

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<v Speaker 2>we get to all that, so what would you like me?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there a message you'd like me to write in

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<v Speaker 2>the evites? Let me see? Yes, okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, how about let's celebrate my.

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<v Speaker 2>Foot era. I'm sorry, let's celebrate my what era? I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't catch that part single.

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<v Speaker 3>Just put let's celebrate my single era.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're single, because it sounded like for a second,

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<v Speaker 2>and correct me if I'm wrong. It sounds like you

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<v Speaker 2>may have said slot area, but the phone may have

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<v Speaker 2>dropped out. I don't know. It's crazy over here. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>So let's celebrate my single era. And who should I

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<v Speaker 2>send the Who should I send this to? My best friend? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>A little BFF action going on for the old couple's massage. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, man, I'd like to know more about this

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<v Speaker 2>era you're going through. Let me tell you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>we get some pretty crazy requests over here. But hey whatever,

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<v Speaker 2>single life is going good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean she's nays for her friend. She's telling me

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<v Speaker 2>help my lucus boyfriend and out there, so I definite

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't take her with me. Oh so this is like

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<v Speaker 2>fresh fresh, like this hasn't even happened yet. Yeah, oh wow,

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<v Speaker 2>all right cool.

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<v Speaker 3>See, Okay, I've heard enough, Hannah. This is freaking yes.

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<v Speaker 3>What the hell?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell, Hannah, I'm jumping on the line. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Courtney. Savannah's in the room. The guy on the

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<v Speaker 1>phone offer you the couple's massages. Walmart, Jeff, you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the radio. You're on Kiss ninety five seven. That's your

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<v Speaker 1>boyfriend of five years, Michael, Go ahead, Michael.

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<v Speaker 3>What is wrong with you? Hannah? What's the what's the Michael?

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<v Speaker 2>See, you have time to do this, but you don't

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<v Speaker 2>have time to hang out with me more more romantic.

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<v Speaker 2>We have time to call the radio trying to catch

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<v Speaker 2>the heat.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, Hannah, you are so freaking needy. How could anybody

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<v Speaker 3>keep up with what you want? Like and now you're

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<v Speaker 3>just gonna go behind my your the slut era, your

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<v Speaker 3>slut era Hannah.

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<v Speaker 1>Else, Yeah, well she had. She did make a point

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<v Speaker 1>though that you had a lot of time to contact us,

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<v Speaker 1>when maybe she like, you know, he actually was honest

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<v Speaker 1>with this, Hannah. He said, you've been asking for him

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<v Speaker 1>to be more romantic and give you more attention for

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<v Speaker 1>a while now. But I don't know if that makes

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<v Speaker 1>her need with me?

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<v Speaker 2>Were like maybe good what era?

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<v Speaker 3>Hannah?

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<v Speaker 1>She did, Wow, Okay, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, this is doesn't listen to talk to me.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, Okay, I've asked you to good one time with me,

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<v Speaker 3>and I've asked you to be more romantic. I've talked

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<v Speaker 3>to you on me and you plan you planning to

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<v Speaker 3>bring yes what era with Lorie? I didn't yet. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I saw you. I saw you making out on the internet.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna put you guys on hold. I'm gonna offer

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<v Speaker 1>couples counseling if you want to take advantage of it,

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<v Speaker 1>we will pay for because obviously you need to talk.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to talk through some things.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about all that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'll you know what, and you don't have to

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<v Speaker 1>if you're like already, like you've got your girlfriend Laurie

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<v Speaker 1>and you've already said your piece. I mean, I'm a woman,

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<v Speaker 1>so I would imagine this is me. You've been talking

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<v Speaker 1>trying to talk to Michael for probably two years or

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<v Speaker 1>three years, and nothing's changed. You just get to a point.

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<v Speaker 2>Break it off. Then just break it off.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to go out actively looking or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's in the wrong here.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's a good point, Jeff. And I'm gonna put

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<v Speaker 1>you guys on hold, and I'm gonna offer you counseling,

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<v Speaker 1>but hold on.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Oh my god, Okay,