Speaker 1: What Oh my gosh. All of a sudden, I hear you.
Speaker 1: I look up, I hear you owt a Bailey's mouth.
Speaker 1: I look up, Davis digging in his ears and he goes,
Speaker 1: what there's hair in there?
Speaker 2: There is a long hair.
Speaker 3: Do you have tweezers? Because I can get it well.
Speaker 2: I don't carry tweezers around with me, but.
Speaker 3: I appreciate my car.
Speaker 2: You're at work.
Speaker 1: This is a lot as bad as clipping your toenails
Speaker 1: at work.
Speaker 2: I would know, I admitted. But you guys are my friends.
Speaker 2: I would like if I was, like, you know, presenting
Speaker 2: an Emmy to somebody, it wouldn't be like, okay, and
Speaker 2: the Winter's Tina Fey and I'm up there pulling hair
Speaker 2: out of my ears.
Speaker 3: It was so loud. That's why I said loud.
Speaker 4: Oh, it was loud because you went it wouldn't click
Speaker 4: when you pulled it out of your ear in the
Speaker 4: first place, which is why I.
Speaker 2: Heard it today. I don't want to drop a celebrity name,
Speaker 2: but I was talking on the talking to the phone
Speaker 2: one time with Morris Day from Morris Day in the time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and we both agree that when a man turns about
Speaker 2: twenty seven, you got to start plucking that ear hair
Speaker 2: and that nose hair, and sometimes even earlier than that.
Speaker 2: So if you have a man or you are a guy,
Speaker 2: and you have not looked in your ear and nose,
Speaker 2: and you're over the age of twenty seven, you got
Speaker 2: to start taking care of that. So and I do, I, like,
Speaker 2: you know, a couple of times a week. I'll get
Speaker 2: in there with tweezers and see if I can get
Speaker 2: something out of there. And then you got the electronic
Speaker 2: rotating nose hair clippers.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why don't you just use the nose hair clipper
Speaker 4: thing in your ear, because they it's different, tangled up.
Speaker 4: It's no, it's not concentrated. So in your nose, it's
Speaker 4: concentrated in a little spot your ear, like all over
Speaker 4: the perimeter of your ear. You don't just look in
Speaker 4: your ear hole. You look and then women, this is
Speaker 4: something that happens with women. Get about forty or so,
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, they'll have like an inch long
Speaker 4: hair growing randomly out of the middle of their chin
Speaker 4: or neck.
Speaker 2: Forty try five.
Speaker 1: I've got one that comes out like right underneath my chin.
Speaker 3: So usually it's not like seen I have tons.
Speaker 4: I feel like, I have a problem, and I should
Speaker 4: probably get it checked out because I just like constantly
Speaker 4: pull hair out of my chin. And I used to
Speaker 4: get made fun of for my mustache, but I got
Speaker 4: it like half laser removed.
Speaker 2: I don't see any mustache at all.
Speaker 3: Well, that's because I take care of it.
Speaker 2: That's good. Yeah, I think it should anyway, So you
Speaker 2: should all.
Speaker 3: Take care of your ear air.
Speaker 2: It's bothering me. Well, you've had a popcorn kernel in
Speaker 2: your tub yesterday and you were.
Speaker 1: Like wet podcast a children. No, I got it right away,
Speaker 1: but as soon as I walked in, I tell Bailly,
Speaker 1: I was like, God, this is gonna b crap on
Speaker 1: of me. So I was digging in there for the
Speaker 1: first five minutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, I should not do it. But boys,
Speaker 2: it's satisfying when you get that out of there, Like
Speaker 2: whether it's a popcorn kernel or a piece of chicken
Speaker 2: or the ear hair out of your ear and you
Speaker 2: hold it up and you look at it, and the
Speaker 2: longer it is, the more satisfying.
Speaker 4: It is satisfying that you know you lived your whole
Speaker 4: life with this giant, long ear hair and people probably
Speaker 4: looked at it and judged you.
Speaker 2: They're gonna keep a pair of tweezers in the studio.
Speaker 2: Have some in my car, so you could help me out,
Speaker 2: because I don't even think Susan would do that.
Speaker 3: Oh that sounds fun.
Speaker 2: Here's another thing that guys need to do, and that
Speaker 2: is like when you get a haircut and you reveal
Speaker 2: the back of your neck. A couple of weeks later,
Speaker 2: it starts to grow in fuzzies below your hairline on
Speaker 2: the back of your neck, and you need to get
Speaker 2: that cut because the boy, does that ever look sloppy
Speaker 2: if you don't. So if you're a dude and you
Speaker 2: have hair that you can see the back of your neck,
Speaker 2: you got to go into great clips and get that
Speaker 2: razored off of there.
Speaker 3: So I agree, especially if it like fades into your
Speaker 3: back hair.
Speaker 2: The good thing is her back hair, Well, lucky, I
Speaker 2: don't have any back hair.
Speaker 3: That You're lucky.
Speaker 1: Is what most men get eventually in life is somebody
Speaker 1: I've never really gotten.
Speaker 2: I've got a pretty smooth back, but I do have
Speaker 2: a patch of hair right above my tailbone. Now, the
Speaker 2: funny thing is I passed that along to Alison.
Speaker 3: You don't, Alison, No, I.
Speaker 2: Will I don't care. I don't care, Alison. My daughter
Speaker 2: is thirty two, very girly, very feminine. But you got
Speaker 2: a patch of hair. I call it her tail, just
Speaker 2: above her tailbone, and there's a lot Dad or given
Speaker 2: me that. I'm like, oh, that's your tail, Alison. And
Speaker 2: it's not bad. It's just it's yeah.
Speaker 4: I have I don't have the hair, but I do
Speaker 4: have a birthmark right above my butt. It's just this giant,
Speaker 4: big red splotch.
Speaker 2: How big like the size of.
Speaker 3: The palm of your hand, Like the size of a
Speaker 3: palm in my hand?
Speaker 2: Is it dark red?
Speaker 4: No, it's like a mid red mid Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're exaggerating by the size.
Speaker 3: So is it really palm on my hand?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Really Yeah, it's a huge spot.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking like a mole not.
Speaker 4: O.
Speaker 3: Yeah, got it? Anyway, Will you show me it someday?
Speaker 4: Sure, not right now because I'm wearing a one piece,
Speaker 4: but maybe another time.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll make sure I'm not here. Okay, let's move
Speaker 2: on to a couple of emails, because that is the
Speaker 2: heart and soul of the Minnesota Goodbye, Dave, Jenny Bailey
Speaker 2: vont I want to start off by saying, how much
Speaker 2: I love the show. Bailey and Vont are a great addition.
Speaker 2: I miss Fallon, but it gives me reason to listen
Speaker 2: to her later in the day. So we're hearing that
Speaker 2: more and more that Bailey and vant are a great addition.
Speaker 2: And I think it's one of those things where it
Speaker 2: takes a while to grow on you, and at first
Speaker 2: you hate anybody new. Like if somebody new comes into
Speaker 2: your friend group, you might not like them at first,
Speaker 2: but after a while you're like, Oh, that Jessica, She's
Speaker 2: a hoot.
Speaker 3: She not madam.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm writing to get your opinion on wedding gifts.
Speaker 2: My friend got married. I'm struggling on what to get
Speaker 2: them for their reception. They're in their low forties and
Speaker 2: have everything they need and they're well off. You have
Speaker 2: any suggestions and what is a good amount to spend?
Speaker 2: Thanks for making make my day start with smiles and
Speaker 2: giggles and she asks for a staff Rider sticker. She
Speaker 2: lives in Austin and I will make sure that Bree
Speaker 2: sends her one. Thank you, Bri. I don't know about
Speaker 2: wedding gifts for people in their early forties. What do
Speaker 2: you get them? Like a hot air balloon ride or I.
Speaker 4: Always get I feel like, regardless of age, I always
Speaker 4: just donate to their honeymoon fund. And I usually give
Speaker 4: like fifty to one hundred dollars to a honeymoon fund
Speaker 4: and hopefully they have one. If not, they I don't know,
Speaker 4: they probably have a fund for something. And then I
Speaker 4: just like put money into a pool, so I don't
Speaker 4: have to wrap anything, and I just get them a
Speaker 4: card and say, hey, here's some money for your honeymoon fund.
Speaker 4: Buy some Margarita's Okay, fun Jenny, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Mean I would just do the same, But I also
Speaker 1: pretty much only give cash at weddings, Like I don't
Speaker 1: ever go out and buy anything from a registry if
Speaker 1: they have one nowadays, So that's what I would do.
Speaker 4: But now you can add the funds to your registry,
Speaker 4: like the honeymoon fund or the kayak fund or whatever,
Speaker 4: so you don't have to go out and buy a kayak.
Speaker 3: You just donate to their kayak fund.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because you don't want to buy them an
Speaker 2: entire eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: That get your own kayak.
Speaker 2: Okay, can I ask you something? This is a I
Speaker 2: thought it might be interesting. The Chan rec Center puts
Speaker 2: together different things and they offer like last Halloween they
Speaker 2: did a cemetery tour and some different things around chan
Speaker 2: Hassen where you'd go to the local cemeteries because chan
Speaker 2: Hassen is an old town. It's been around since like
Speaker 2: eighteen fifty or seventy or something, and so you go
Speaker 2: to the Pioneer Cemetery, you go to the Catholic Church
Speaker 2: cemetery and they had reenactors step out from behind the tube.
Speaker 3: I remember you talking about.
Speaker 2: It was cool, yeah, and they'd be like, my name
Speaker 2: is Jacob Plumber and I was the lumberyard owner here
Speaker 2: in chan Hassen, and I disappeared mysteriously and they'd be
Speaker 2: in period clothing and it was really cool. So Chan
Speaker 2: hasn't send something else, Like you ever tried an e bike?
Speaker 2: You want to go on an e bike tour of
Speaker 2: chan Hassen. And I clicked on the link and it
Speaker 2: was super confusing and it went to with something that
Speaker 2: was like didn't look like it was the right link,
Speaker 2: so I saved it. But that sounds kind of cool.
Speaker 2: Should I you talking about a kayak? That's the reminded me.
Speaker 2: Should I go on an e bike tour of chan Hassen.
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, that sounds super fun.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, you've been talking about like e
Speaker 1: bikes for a while too, so I feel like you're
Speaker 1: interested in them, so add in a little history.
Speaker 2: I well, I don't I don't want to be. I
Speaker 2: see kids zooming through our neighborhood on an e bike
Speaker 2: and I'm like, dang, you really should be pedaling that
Speaker 2: e bike instead of like you know, coasting through and
Speaker 2: then going home to eat little Debbie cakes. You fat
Speaker 2: fuck well fucked to shock.
Speaker 1: What's interesting is I think actually most people on e
Speaker 1: bikes are like not even like out of shape. They
Speaker 1: just choose to not pedal all the time, so they
Speaker 1: e bike and then they pedal what they want.
Speaker 4: I learned that you're still like working just as hard
Speaker 4: on an e bike as you would a regular bike.
Speaker 4: You just go farther. But I guess if you're not peddling,
Speaker 4: you're not going to go as far. But if you
Speaker 4: are peddling, you'll just go further on your e bike
Speaker 4: then you would on a regular bike.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean that's likely and I might try it,
Speaker 2: but the link is not working right, so I'll see
Speaker 2: how that goes. But I do have a friend. She
Speaker 2: used to sell here at KTWB twenty years ago, and
Speaker 2: she has an e bike and she is like my
Speaker 2: age and super fit. She's got the fitness of like
Speaker 2: a twenty two year old because she's always working out
Speaker 2: and she eats like, you know, kale and yogurt and
Speaker 2: things like that, and I'm like that would suck. Okay,
Speaker 2: thank you too. I'm not going to read the email,
Speaker 2: but Mary Anne writes in with a recipe on those
Speaker 2: little peppers that I was talking about, yeah, on my
Speaker 2: what's on my radar the other day? If you go,
Speaker 2: they're little peppers that look like the pepper in the
Speaker 2: Chili's logo, but they're not hot. They're sweet peppers and
Speaker 2: they're red, they're orange, they're yellow, and they're so tasty
Speaker 2: and crispy. You don't need dip with them, but they're
Speaker 2: great with hummus. That's what I had for lunch yesterday
Speaker 2: with some hard boiled eggs because I'm on my health
Speaker 2: kick right now. And she gives a recipe for those peppers,
Speaker 2: and so thank you. I'm going to try that this weekend.
Speaker 2: Mary Anne, who is the great Drake impersonator State Fair
Speaker 2: twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: Mary Anne.
Speaker 2: Yes, I remember she walked up to the booth yep,
Speaker 2: and she's like, hey, it's me, It's Drake. Is my
Speaker 2: Drake impression?
Speaker 1: And first she didn't say she was doing an impression,
Speaker 1: and you looked at her like she was a little crazy,
Speaker 1: and I was like, is this your Drake impression? She goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: she's very funny.
Speaker 2: And I love the fact that listen to some of
Speaker 2: the words that she uses in her email, and I'll
Speaker 2: just use this Dave. I also love those little peppers
Speaker 2: you recently discovered, and I have a recipe for you,
Speaker 2: because carrots can fuck off. That's the kind of woman
Speaker 2: I want in my life. Yekay, okay, somebody who's got
Speaker 2: her vulgar and unpredictable, not so unpredictable that I'm wake
Speaker 2: up and she's got like a knife, a knife. It's like, wow,
Speaker 2: that's unpredictable. But I don't want that level. No, because
Speaker 2: right now Susan is she's not vulgar. I will make
Speaker 2: a dirty joke and she'll be like, why would you
Speaker 2: say something like that? She told me last night, she
Speaker 2: said that I've become boring and moody.
Speaker 1: Well, Susan told you that.
Speaker 2: She said, I'm boring in moody.
Speaker 1: Wow, what did you say bad?
Speaker 2: I said, you need a new husband, and she didn't
Speaker 2: say anything.
Speaker 1: I know, well, at least she didn't get like a
Speaker 1: tacky back and been like, well, you're no Fillian lazy.
Speaker 2: I've never I've learned not to argue in certain situations.
Speaker 2: So she told me I was boring in moody, and
Speaker 2: I said, I've been really tired this week because we've
Speaker 2: had a lot of activities, and I also have not
Speaker 2: been eating enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you said that last night that you want to
Speaker 1: work out and you hit a wall because you haven't
Speaker 1: been eating, and that is like the opposite of what
Speaker 1: you're supposed to be doing. You got to eat to
Speaker 1: be able to do everything that you want.
Speaker 2: I went to workout yesterday and I had had I think,
Speaker 2: I don't know. I had two bananas and six pretzel
Speaker 2: rods before my workout. Because I asked Alexa, what is
Speaker 2: a good pre workout food? She said, rice and bananas. Well,
Speaker 2: I don't have any rice, but I had some pretzel rods,
Speaker 2: and so I had and they're big ones. They're like,
Speaker 2: you know, like a licorice stick like ten inches long. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And I hit a wall about halfway through an hour
Speaker 2: long workout and I was like, oh, I'm so tired.
Speaker 2: And my trainer was like, you know what, We'll go
Speaker 2: a little slower. It's okay, take your time. And I
Speaker 2: thought's because I haven't been eating. So if I've been
Speaker 2: moody this week, is because I haven't been eating enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think that's it, you know, Yeah, you got it.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Marianne, it's too bad that neither of us are
Speaker 2: single because we could be vulgar together. So okay?
Speaker 3: Is that in her heart forever? She'll be like, wow,
Speaker 3: that's we said.
Speaker 2: Let's see. Oh I love this one. I think I
Speaker 2: want to do this one on the show because it's
Speaker 2: so funny and it's so true. They say, is there
Speaker 2: any way the Morning Show can get somebody on who
Speaker 2: works in road trunk construction and explain why why why
Speaker 2: are their cones set up weeks in advance that closes
Speaker 2: down lanes and creates a build up of traffic before
Speaker 2: the crew comes out to work on the road. Why
Speaker 2: must a whole mile worth of cones be put out
Speaker 2: there before the actual construction on the road. Why am
Speaker 2: I looking out my window and watching three guys working
Speaker 2: and five others watching doing nothing. I wonder this all
Speaker 2: the time. Drive by any construction site. There's a guy
Speaker 2: with a shovel, a guy in a steamroller, and six
Speaker 2: other guys and women standing around leaning on a shovel
Speaker 2: or not leaning on anything. She said, I'm genuinely not
Speaker 2: trying to be mean. I just want these questions answered
Speaker 2: by somebody who works in this kind of job. Genuinely
Speaker 2: curious because every because man, every year, when road construction
Speaker 2: comes out, my patience drops more and more the longer
Speaker 2: it takes to finish up. Maybe all know somebody who
Speaker 2: works this kind of job and can provide some answers.
Speaker 2: I know this topic must is something people can agree on.
Speaker 2: Road construction sucks. Thanks, have a lovely rest of your
Speaker 2: days from Alison. Nobody here in the room knows. But
Speaker 2: would you agree that when you drive by road construction
Speaker 2: there's six people working and fourteen standing around doing nothing.
Speaker 1: I would say like half and half, because I have
Speaker 1: tried to pay attention to that so that not to
Speaker 1: just speak about the stereotype without actually seeing it for myself.
Speaker 1: But I think half the time, yes, that is what
Speaker 1: it is. There's at least like one person kind of
Speaker 1: standing around, yeah and kind of like not doing as much.
Speaker 1: But maybe they have to be overseeing it, you know.
Speaker 4: I don't know, though, I will say, like I don't
Speaker 4: know necessarily about the people, but I definitely agree about
Speaker 4: like the traffic cones. Right now, there's like a one
Speaker 4: street that's closed in my neighborhood, so I have to
Speaker 4: go like around the entire neighborhood to get here in
Speaker 4: the morning. Okay, And even the road that I'm taking
Speaker 4: has a million billion traffic cones on it, and so
Speaker 4: no one really knows where the lanes are.
Speaker 3: Suddenly like the lane ends.
Speaker 4: And then you have to scoot over really fast, and
Speaker 4: it's so annoying. But I never ever see anyone on
Speaker 4: the sides where the cones are. I only see them
Speaker 4: on like the inside actually doing work, which is great,
Speaker 4: But then why do we have cones?
Speaker 3: Like one lane of.
Speaker 4: The entire street is available because of all the cones
Speaker 4: when you're not working on all of that space, What
Speaker 4: the heck?
Speaker 2: I don't know. They're working on Gallpin Road in Chanhassen.
Speaker 2: They're putting a new phone polls or something. Then then
Speaker 2: they had like thirty people out there yesterday, geez. One
Speaker 2: of them was working, the other one was sitting there
Speaker 2: eating a hot dog. The other was on his phone.
Speaker 2: There's a woman holding the stop sign. That looks like
Speaker 2: the most boring job ever. Go when they pulls the
Speaker 2: stop and then swings it around to slow.
Speaker 3: I think they always give that to a woman too.
Speaker 3: Why do they really do a woman.
Speaker 2: I don't know. There's probably a stereotype that lives on
Speaker 2: from back in the day. Well, Joyce is not allowed
Speaker 2: to drive the bulldozer because she's a woman, But Joyce
Speaker 2: Shaken stand over there and swing around the stop slow sign.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I would radly take that job if I was
Speaker 1: in construction because that means less back pain. All right,
Speaker 1: you hit a certain age and you just have back
Speaker 1: pain constantly.
Speaker 4: Apparently it pays well though construction, Yeah, in general.
Speaker 2: But it's so hard. Yeah, you know, I would think
Speaker 2: that it's hard out it's hard. You're in danger of
Speaker 2: some yahoos zip and buy on their phone and killing you.
Speaker 2: So we respect that, and it's you're out in the
Speaker 2: sun or the elements all day. I would hate construction work.
Speaker 3: Your bands will never be soft again.
Speaker 1: We do a study though, or will rent a study
Speaker 1: or something on like Day's Dirt recently that said construction
Speaker 1: workers are some of the happiest people people because they
Speaker 1: get to be outside all day.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, we did read that.
Speaker 1: I would say my mom does hard labor, like she
Speaker 1: owns a landscap escaping company, but she's very happy and
Speaker 1: I really do think it has a lot to do
Speaker 1: with her just working outside constantly, even though she's hauling
Speaker 1: mulch and.
Speaker 3: Rock all the time.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I mean when I worked at the farm, I loved
Speaker 4: that job, but it was probably because I was just
Speaker 4: soaking up that vitamin D and like slightly exercising, but
Speaker 4: not to the.
Speaker 3: Point where I was like sweating. Yeah, so it was lovely.
Speaker 2: I sent that email onto you, Jenny, so we can
Speaker 2: actually try to do that on the actual show. Let's see.
Speaker 2: Hello from Travis, longtime listener back to the Lena days.
Speaker 2: Have been a lot behind on catching up on the
Speaker 2: show and podcasts lately. Question, and maybe this has been
Speaker 2: talked about. Have Bailey and vont gotten to experience Dave's
Speaker 2: never have I ever? It is hilarious back in the
Speaker 2: day to hear him explain it to callers off the
Speaker 2: air and then hear their reaction. We did it a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago. We did don't act like you
Speaker 2: never Sure. Yeah, it was like, don't act like you
Speaker 2: never look at your poop after you poop, don't act
Speaker 2: like you never pick your nose, don't act like you
Speaker 2: never look at your hot cousin, and go damn. I
Speaker 2: would hit that, and mine was I can say it
Speaker 2: on the Minnesota Goodbye. Sure, but we already said it
Speaker 2: on the radio. If you are a guy, don't act
Speaker 2: like you've never tasted your stuff. Listen to the reaction
Speaker 2: of these two. They don't know what they don't know
Speaker 2: what to say.
Speaker 3: And I get that experience.
Speaker 2: No, but I think that people do. They just do
Speaker 2: they just I think men and women do taste their stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh and I'm not going to look for any responses,
Speaker 2: but I think it's a very common thing that nobody
Speaker 2: wants to admit. Don't act like you never tasted your
Speaker 2: own stuff. Travis goes on to say, I'll admit at
Speaker 2: first I didn't know what it was. I thought about
Speaker 2: him doing a nerf ball because I heard him alluding
Speaker 2: to that. Then I saw the rebus. I'll hang up
Speaker 2: and listen for your reply, which is what callers say
Speaker 2: on talk radio stations. They do, Yeah, they'll call them
Speaker 2: go yeah, I'm curious to know what you think of
Speaker 2: the new farm bill. I'm gonna hang up and listen
Speaker 2: to your reply. That's an old talk radio and he
Speaker 2: is at radio. Travis is from Lacrosse, Wisconsin, and he
Speaker 2: is another radio dude. So I will only throw it
Speaker 2: out there to say that's what it is. Number one.
Speaker 2: Number two, don't act like you never. Don't act like
Speaker 2: you never. Don't act like you never. But when I
Speaker 2: told like I told like Zach Dylan and he's like
Speaker 2: the man, no way gross, and I'm like, don't act
Speaker 2: like you never.
Speaker 1: I won't admit to anything that was not your audience
Speaker 1: to tell.
Speaker 2: But if you are asking your partner in the love
Speaker 2: and department to taste that, I think you, as the
Speaker 2: chef of the said material, you need to find out
Speaker 2: what you are putting out for.
Speaker 1: You're such a master words. Look at you as the chef.
Speaker 2: You're the one who made it. I think it's your
Speaker 2: responsibility to make sure it's delicious. And that's it. We're done, Minnesota, goodbyes.
Speaker 2: Send him in Ryan Show at kadiwb dot com.