WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.520 --> 00:00:03.359 What Oh my gosh. All of a sudden, I hear you. 2 00:00:03.640 --> 00:00:05.799 I look up, I hear you owt a Bailey's mouth. 3 00:00:05.839 --> 00:00:09.640 I look up, Davis digging in his ears and he goes, 4 00:00:09.679 --> 00:00:11.039 what there's hair in there? 5 00:00:11.519 --> 00:00:12.720 There is a long hair. 6 00:00:12.919 --> 00:00:14.679 Do you have tweezers? Because I can get it well. 7 00:00:14.679 --> 00:00:16.399 I don't carry tweezers around with me, but. 8 00:00:16.359 --> 00:00:17.399 I appreciate my car. 9 00:00:17.960 --> 00:00:19.640 You're at work. 10 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:22.160 This is a lot as bad as clipping your toenails 11 00:00:22.160 --> 00:00:22.480 at work. 12 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:24.839 I would know, I admitted. But you guys are my friends. 13 00:00:24.960 --> 00:00:28.280 I would like if I was, like, you know, presenting 14 00:00:28.320 --> 00:00:30.600 an Emmy to somebody, it wouldn't be like, okay, and 15 00:00:30.640 --> 00:00:33.359 the Winter's Tina Fey and I'm up there pulling hair 16 00:00:33.399 --> 00:00:34.039 out of my ears. 17 00:00:34.119 --> 00:00:36.679 It was so loud. That's why I said loud. 18 00:00:36.719 --> 00:00:39.000 Oh, it was loud because you went it wouldn't click 19 00:00:39.119 --> 00:00:40.960 when you pulled it out of your ear in the 20 00:00:41.000 --> 00:00:42.079 first place, which is why I. 21 00:00:42.079 --> 00:00:45.039 Heard it today. I don't want to drop a celebrity name, 22 00:00:45.039 --> 00:00:46.880 but I was talking on the talking to the phone 23 00:00:46.880 --> 00:00:49.439 one time with Morris Day from Morris Day in the time. Yeah, 24 00:00:50.280 --> 00:00:52.320 and we both agree that when a man turns about 25 00:00:52.320 --> 00:00:54.280 twenty seven, you got to start plucking that ear hair 26 00:00:54.280 --> 00:00:57.119 and that nose hair, and sometimes even earlier than that. 27 00:00:57.200 --> 00:00:59.560 So if you have a man or you are a guy, 28 00:00:59.600 --> 00:01:01.280 and you have not looked in your ear and nose, 29 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:03.560 and you're over the age of twenty seven, you got 30 00:01:03.560 --> 00:01:06.840 to start taking care of that. So and I do, I, like, 31 00:01:06.920 --> 00:01:08.239 you know, a couple of times a week. I'll get 32 00:01:08.280 --> 00:01:10.200 in there with tweezers and see if I can get 33 00:01:10.239 --> 00:01:11.760 something out of there. And then you got the electronic 34 00:01:11.920 --> 00:01:13.000 rotating nose hair clippers. 35 00:01:13.040 --> 00:01:14.599 Yeah, why don't you just use the nose hair clipper 36 00:01:14.599 --> 00:01:18.040 thing in your ear, because they it's different, tangled up. 37 00:01:18.079 --> 00:01:21.400 It's no, it's not concentrated. So in your nose, it's 38 00:01:21.400 --> 00:01:24.319 concentrated in a little spot your ear, like all over 39 00:01:24.359 --> 00:01:26.159 the perimeter of your ear. You don't just look in 40 00:01:26.200 --> 00:01:29.120 your ear hole. You look and then women, this is 41 00:01:29.159 --> 00:01:31.599 something that happens with women. Get about forty or so, 42 00:01:32.239 --> 00:01:34.120 all of a sudden, they'll have like an inch long 43 00:01:34.200 --> 00:01:36.599 hair growing randomly out of the middle of their chin 44 00:01:36.719 --> 00:01:37.079 or neck. 45 00:01:37.280 --> 00:01:38.840 Forty try five. 46 00:01:39.680 --> 00:01:43.159 I've got one that comes out like right underneath my chin. 47 00:01:43.280 --> 00:01:45.920 So usually it's not like seen I have tons. 48 00:01:45.959 --> 00:01:47.480 I feel like, I have a problem, and I should 49 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:50.280 probably get it checked out because I just like constantly 50 00:01:50.319 --> 00:01:52.280 pull hair out of my chin. And I used to 51 00:01:52.319 --> 00:01:54.200 get made fun of for my mustache, but I got 52 00:01:54.200 --> 00:01:55.879 it like half laser removed. 53 00:01:56.120 --> 00:01:57.239 I don't see any mustache at all. 54 00:01:57.319 --> 00:01:58.560 Well, that's because I take care of it. 55 00:01:58.640 --> 00:02:02.400 That's good. Yeah, I think it should anyway, So you 56 00:02:02.400 --> 00:02:02.840 should all. 57 00:02:02.920 --> 00:02:04.719 Take care of your ear air. 58 00:02:05.480 --> 00:02:07.920 It's bothering me. Well, you've had a popcorn kernel in 59 00:02:07.959 --> 00:02:09.360 your tub yesterday and you were. 60 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:13.599 Like wet podcast a children. No, I got it right away, 61 00:02:13.639 --> 00:02:15.280 but as soon as I walked in, I tell Bailly, 62 00:02:15.280 --> 00:02:17.240 I was like, God, this is gonna b crap on 63 00:02:17.360 --> 00:02:18.520 of me. So I was digging in there for the 64 00:02:18.560 --> 00:02:19.520 first five minutes. 65 00:02:20.520 --> 00:02:22.400 Yeah, you're right, I should not do it. But boys, 66 00:02:22.439 --> 00:02:24.479 it's satisfying when you get that out of there, Like 67 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:27.240 whether it's a popcorn kernel or a piece of chicken 68 00:02:27.520 --> 00:02:29.159 or the ear hair out of your ear and you 69 00:02:29.199 --> 00:02:30.800 hold it up and you look at it, and the 70 00:02:30.879 --> 00:02:32.599 longer it is, the more satisfying. 71 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:35.159 It is satisfying that you know you lived your whole 72 00:02:35.159 --> 00:02:38.240 life with this giant, long ear hair and people probably 73 00:02:38.280 --> 00:02:39.360 looked at it and judged you. 74 00:02:39.479 --> 00:02:41.560 They're gonna keep a pair of tweezers in the studio. 75 00:02:41.719 --> 00:02:43.479 Have some in my car, so you could help me out, 76 00:02:43.479 --> 00:02:45.039 because I don't even think Susan would do that. 77 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:45.840 Oh that sounds fun. 78 00:02:45.960 --> 00:02:47.800 Here's another thing that guys need to do, and that 79 00:02:47.919 --> 00:02:49.759 is like when you get a haircut and you reveal 80 00:02:49.840 --> 00:02:51.639 the back of your neck. A couple of weeks later, 81 00:02:51.680 --> 00:02:54.120 it starts to grow in fuzzies below your hairline on 82 00:02:54.120 --> 00:02:55.879 the back of your neck, and you need to get 83 00:02:55.879 --> 00:02:57.800 that cut because the boy, does that ever look sloppy 84 00:02:57.840 --> 00:02:59.520 if you don't. So if you're a dude and you 85 00:02:59.599 --> 00:03:01.400 have hair that you can see the back of your neck, 86 00:03:01.639 --> 00:03:04.719 you got to go into great clips and get that 87 00:03:04.960 --> 00:03:06.000 razored off of there. 88 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:08.520 So I agree, especially if it like fades into your 89 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:09.039 back hair. 90 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:11.960 The good thing is her back hair, Well, lucky, I 91 00:03:12.000 --> 00:03:12.800 don't have any back hair. 92 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:13.879 That You're lucky. 93 00:03:14.000 --> 00:03:16.599 Is what most men get eventually in life is somebody 94 00:03:16.639 --> 00:03:17.360 I've never really gotten. 95 00:03:17.360 --> 00:03:19.319 I've got a pretty smooth back, but I do have 96 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:21.960 a patch of hair right above my tailbone. Now, the 97 00:03:21.960 --> 00:03:24.000 funny thing is I passed that along to Alison. 98 00:03:24.039 --> 00:03:26.680 You don't, Alison, No, I. 99 00:03:26.639 --> 00:03:29.719 Will I don't care. I don't care, Alison. My daughter 100 00:03:29.879 --> 00:03:33.120 is thirty two, very girly, very feminine. But you got 101 00:03:33.120 --> 00:03:35.360 a patch of hair. I call it her tail, just 102 00:03:35.400 --> 00:03:40.080 above her tailbone, and there's a lot Dad or given 103 00:03:40.159 --> 00:03:42.759 me that. I'm like, oh, that's your tail, Alison. And 104 00:03:42.800 --> 00:03:46.560 it's not bad. It's just it's yeah. 105 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:48.319 I have I don't have the hair, but I do 106 00:03:48.400 --> 00:03:51.080 have a birthmark right above my butt. It's just this giant, 107 00:03:51.199 --> 00:03:52.360 big red splotch. 108 00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:54.000 How big like the size of. 109 00:03:54.000 --> 00:03:55.759 The palm of your hand, Like the size of a 110 00:03:55.800 --> 00:03:56.319 palm in my hand? 111 00:03:56.599 --> 00:03:57.719 Is it dark red? 112 00:03:58.000 --> 00:04:01.199 No, it's like a mid red mid Yeah. 113 00:04:01.560 --> 00:04:03.400 Yeah, you're exaggerating by the size. 114 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:05.680 So is it really palm on my hand? 115 00:04:05.800 --> 00:04:06.039 Yeah? 116 00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:07.759 Really Yeah, it's a huge spot. 117 00:04:07.759 --> 00:04:09.240 I'm thinking like a mole not. 118 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:11.919 O. 119 00:04:12.039 --> 00:04:15.080 Yeah, got it? Anyway, Will you show me it someday? 120 00:04:15.199 --> 00:04:17.279 Sure, not right now because I'm wearing a one piece, 121 00:04:17.360 --> 00:04:19.000 but maybe another time. 122 00:04:19.399 --> 00:04:22.279 Okay, I'll make sure I'm not here. Okay, let's move 123 00:04:22.319 --> 00:04:25.000 on to a couple of emails, because that is the 124 00:04:25.040 --> 00:04:28.759 heart and soul of the Minnesota Goodbye, Dave, Jenny Bailey 125 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:30.240 vont I want to start off by saying, how much 126 00:04:30.240 --> 00:04:32.399 I love the show. Bailey and Vont are a great addition. 127 00:04:32.759 --> 00:04:34.680 I miss Fallon, but it gives me reason to listen 128 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:38.279 to her later in the day. So we're hearing that 129 00:04:38.319 --> 00:04:41.480 more and more that Bailey and vant are a great addition. 130 00:04:41.839 --> 00:04:43.079 And I think it's one of those things where it 131 00:04:43.079 --> 00:04:45.160 takes a while to grow on you, and at first 132 00:04:45.199 --> 00:04:47.600 you hate anybody new. Like if somebody new comes into 133 00:04:47.639 --> 00:04:49.959 your friend group, you might not like them at first, 134 00:04:50.199 --> 00:04:52.120 but after a while you're like, Oh, that Jessica, She's 135 00:04:52.160 --> 00:04:52.600 a hoot. 136 00:04:52.839 --> 00:04:53.759 She not madam. 137 00:04:53.959 --> 00:04:57.920 Yeah, I'm writing to get your opinion on wedding gifts. 138 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:01.800 My friend got married. I'm struggling on what to get 139 00:05:01.879 --> 00:05:05.000 them for their reception. They're in their low forties and 140 00:05:05.079 --> 00:05:07.279 have everything they need and they're well off. You have 141 00:05:07.279 --> 00:05:09.319 any suggestions and what is a good amount to spend? 142 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:11.839 Thanks for making make my day start with smiles and 143 00:05:11.879 --> 00:05:14.480 giggles and she asks for a staff Rider sticker. She 144 00:05:14.519 --> 00:05:17.360 lives in Austin and I will make sure that Bree 145 00:05:17.399 --> 00:05:20.519 sends her one. Thank you, Bri. I don't know about 146 00:05:20.519 --> 00:05:22.560 wedding gifts for people in their early forties. What do 147 00:05:22.600 --> 00:05:25.319 you get them? Like a hot air balloon ride or I. 148 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:29.160 Always get I feel like, regardless of age, I always 149 00:05:29.279 --> 00:05:32.439 just donate to their honeymoon fund. And I usually give 150 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:34.959 like fifty to one hundred dollars to a honeymoon fund 151 00:05:35.079 --> 00:05:37.879 and hopefully they have one. If not, they I don't know, 152 00:05:37.920 --> 00:05:39.879 they probably have a fund for something. And then I 153 00:05:40.000 --> 00:05:41.959 just like put money into a pool, so I don't 154 00:05:41.959 --> 00:05:43.600 have to wrap anything, and I just get them a 155 00:05:43.639 --> 00:05:46.720 card and say, hey, here's some money for your honeymoon fund. 156 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:49.319 Buy some Margarita's Okay, fun Jenny, Yeah, I. 157 00:05:49.279 --> 00:05:51.240 Mean I would just do the same, But I also 158 00:05:51.360 --> 00:05:54.560 pretty much only give cash at weddings, Like I don't 159 00:05:54.639 --> 00:05:56.959 ever go out and buy anything from a registry if 160 00:05:56.959 --> 00:05:59.759 they have one nowadays, So that's what I would do. 161 00:06:00.680 --> 00:06:03.040 But now you can add the funds to your registry, 162 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:07.000 like the honeymoon fund or the kayak fund or whatever, 163 00:06:07.040 --> 00:06:08.519 so you don't have to go out and buy a kayak. 164 00:06:08.560 --> 00:06:10.680 You just donate to their kayak fund. 165 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:12.240 Yeah, yeah, because you don't want to buy them an 166 00:06:12.319 --> 00:06:13.399 entire eight hundred dollars. 167 00:06:13.759 --> 00:06:15.160 That get your own kayak. 168 00:06:15.199 --> 00:06:17.319 Okay, can I ask you something? This is a I 169 00:06:17.360 --> 00:06:19.800 thought it might be interesting. The Chan rec Center puts 170 00:06:19.839 --> 00:06:23.319 together different things and they offer like last Halloween they 171 00:06:23.319 --> 00:06:27.000 did a cemetery tour and some different things around chan 172 00:06:27.079 --> 00:06:29.360 Hassen where you'd go to the local cemeteries because chan 173 00:06:29.480 --> 00:06:31.720 Hassen is an old town. It's been around since like 174 00:06:31.759 --> 00:06:34.759 eighteen fifty or seventy or something, and so you go 175 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:36.720 to the Pioneer Cemetery, you go to the Catholic Church 176 00:06:36.759 --> 00:06:39.959 cemetery and they had reenactors step out from behind the tube. 177 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:40.959 I remember you talking about. 178 00:06:40.959 --> 00:06:42.879 It was cool, yeah, and they'd be like, my name 179 00:06:43.000 --> 00:06:48.600 is Jacob Plumber and I was the lumberyard owner here 180 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:53.279 in chan Hassen, and I disappeared mysteriously and they'd be 181 00:06:53.319 --> 00:06:55.480 in period clothing and it was really cool. So Chan 182 00:06:55.600 --> 00:06:57.639 hasn't send something else, Like you ever tried an e bike? 183 00:06:57.680 --> 00:07:00.279 You want to go on an e bike tour of 184 00:07:00.519 --> 00:07:02.680 chan Hassen. And I clicked on the link and it 185 00:07:02.720 --> 00:07:05.000 was super confusing and it went to with something that 186 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:07.079 was like didn't look like it was the right link, 187 00:07:07.160 --> 00:07:10.480 so I saved it. But that sounds kind of cool. 188 00:07:11.000 --> 00:07:13.720 Should I you talking about a kayak? That's the reminded me. 189 00:07:14.279 --> 00:07:16.720 Should I go on an e bike tour of chan Hassen. 190 00:07:16.800 --> 00:07:18.439 Yes, okay, that sounds super fun. 191 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:20.519 I was gonna say, you've been talking about like e 192 00:07:20.600 --> 00:07:22.439 bikes for a while too, so I feel like you're 193 00:07:22.439 --> 00:07:25.360 interested in them, so add in a little history. 194 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:30.240 I well, I don't I don't want to be. I 195 00:07:30.319 --> 00:07:33.519 see kids zooming through our neighborhood on an e bike 196 00:07:33.560 --> 00:07:36.680 and I'm like, dang, you really should be pedaling that 197 00:07:36.759 --> 00:07:39.680 e bike instead of like you know, coasting through and 198 00:07:39.720 --> 00:07:43.360 then going home to eat little Debbie cakes. You fat 199 00:07:43.480 --> 00:07:48.519 fuck well fucked to shock. 200 00:07:48.800 --> 00:07:50.839 What's interesting is I think actually most people on e 201 00:07:50.879 --> 00:07:53.920 bikes are like not even like out of shape. They 202 00:07:54.000 --> 00:07:56.040 just choose to not pedal all the time, so they 203 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:57.680 e bike and then they pedal what they want. 204 00:07:57.879 --> 00:08:00.319 I learned that you're still like working just as hard 205 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:02.360 on an e bike as you would a regular bike. 206 00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:05.759 You just go farther. But I guess if you're not peddling, 207 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:07.560 you're not going to go as far. But if you 208 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:09.879 are peddling, you'll just go further on your e bike 209 00:08:10.000 --> 00:08:11.160 then you would on a regular bike. 210 00:08:11.240 --> 00:08:13.519 Okay, I mean that's likely and I might try it, 211 00:08:13.560 --> 00:08:16.079 but the link is not working right, so I'll see 212 00:08:16.120 --> 00:08:17.680 how that goes. But I do have a friend. She 213 00:08:17.759 --> 00:08:20.879 used to sell here at KTWB twenty years ago, and 214 00:08:21.480 --> 00:08:23.720 she has an e bike and she is like my 215 00:08:23.839 --> 00:08:27.240 age and super fit. She's got the fitness of like 216 00:08:27.279 --> 00:08:30.160 a twenty two year old because she's always working out 217 00:08:30.360 --> 00:08:33.000 and she eats like, you know, kale and yogurt and 218 00:08:33.039 --> 00:08:36.399 things like that, and I'm like that would suck. Okay, 219 00:08:37.759 --> 00:08:39.480 thank you too. I'm not going to read the email, 220 00:08:39.519 --> 00:08:43.320 but Mary Anne writes in with a recipe on those 221 00:08:43.399 --> 00:08:46.480 little peppers that I was talking about, yeah, on my 222 00:08:46.879 --> 00:08:49.279 what's on my radar the other day? If you go, 223 00:08:49.440 --> 00:08:52.759 they're little peppers that look like the pepper in the 224 00:08:52.840 --> 00:08:55.919 Chili's logo, but they're not hot. They're sweet peppers and 225 00:08:55.960 --> 00:08:59.320 they're red, they're orange, they're yellow, and they're so tasty 226 00:08:59.360 --> 00:09:02.919 and crispy. You don't need dip with them, but they're 227 00:09:02.919 --> 00:09:05.039 great with hummus. That's what I had for lunch yesterday 228 00:09:05.080 --> 00:09:07.679 with some hard boiled eggs because I'm on my health 229 00:09:07.759 --> 00:09:11.120 kick right now. And she gives a recipe for those peppers, 230 00:09:11.720 --> 00:09:14.960 and so thank you. I'm going to try that this weekend. 231 00:09:15.440 --> 00:09:19.360 Mary Anne, who is the great Drake impersonator State Fair 232 00:09:19.399 --> 00:09:20.320 twenty twenty three. 233 00:09:20.360 --> 00:09:20.960 Mary Anne. 234 00:09:21.120 --> 00:09:23.440 Yes, I remember she walked up to the booth yep, 235 00:09:24.080 --> 00:09:26.399 and she's like, hey, it's me, It's Drake. Is my 236 00:09:26.480 --> 00:09:27.360 Drake impression? 237 00:09:28.159 --> 00:09:30.600 And first she didn't say she was doing an impression, 238 00:09:30.600 --> 00:09:32.639 and you looked at her like she was a little crazy, 239 00:09:32.759 --> 00:09:36.480 and I was like, is this your Drake impression? She goes, yeah, 240 00:09:36.639 --> 00:09:37.519 she's very funny. 241 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:40.200 And I love the fact that listen to some of 242 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:42.519 the words that she uses in her email, and I'll 243 00:09:42.559 --> 00:09:45.080 just use this Dave. I also love those little peppers 244 00:09:45.080 --> 00:09:47.360 you recently discovered, and I have a recipe for you, 245 00:09:47.399 --> 00:09:51.360 because carrots can fuck off. That's the kind of woman 246 00:09:51.399 --> 00:09:54.279 I want in my life. Yekay, okay, somebody who's got 247 00:09:54.320 --> 00:10:00.360 her vulgar and unpredictable, not so unpredictable that I'm wake 248 00:10:00.440 --> 00:10:03.960 up and she's got like a knife, a knife. It's like, wow, 249 00:10:04.000 --> 00:10:07.519 that's unpredictable. But I don't want that level. No, because 250 00:10:07.559 --> 00:10:10.840 right now Susan is she's not vulgar. I will make 251 00:10:10.879 --> 00:10:12.720 a dirty joke and she'll be like, why would you 252 00:10:12.759 --> 00:10:17.440 say something like that? She told me last night, she 253 00:10:17.480 --> 00:10:20.759 said that I've become boring and moody. 254 00:10:21.000 --> 00:10:22.279 Well, Susan told you that. 255 00:10:22.399 --> 00:10:23.759 She said, I'm boring in moody. 256 00:10:24.279 --> 00:10:25.519 Wow, what did you say bad? 257 00:10:25.679 --> 00:10:27.519 I said, you need a new husband, and she didn't 258 00:10:27.519 --> 00:10:28.039 say anything. 259 00:10:30.720 --> 00:10:33.799 I know, well, at least she didn't get like a 260 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:38.360 tacky back and been like, well, you're no Fillian lazy. 261 00:10:38.799 --> 00:10:43.399 I've never I've learned not to argue in certain situations. 262 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:45.159 So she told me I was boring in moody, and 263 00:10:45.159 --> 00:10:47.320 I said, I've been really tired this week because we've 264 00:10:47.360 --> 00:10:52.240 had a lot of activities, and I also have not 265 00:10:52.360 --> 00:10:53.440 been eating enough. 266 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:56.320 Yeah, you said that last night that you want to 267 00:10:56.360 --> 00:10:58.399 work out and you hit a wall because you haven't 268 00:10:58.440 --> 00:11:00.799 been eating, and that is like the opposite of what 269 00:11:00.840 --> 00:11:02.600 you're supposed to be doing. You got to eat to 270 00:11:02.639 --> 00:11:05.200 be able to do everything that you want. 271 00:11:05.759 --> 00:11:09.240 I went to workout yesterday and I had had I think, 272 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:11.960 I don't know. I had two bananas and six pretzel 273 00:11:12.039 --> 00:11:15.120 rods before my workout. Because I asked Alexa, what is 274 00:11:15.159 --> 00:11:17.720 a good pre workout food? She said, rice and bananas. Well, 275 00:11:17.720 --> 00:11:19.720 I don't have any rice, but I had some pretzel rods, 276 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:22.440 and so I had and they're big ones. They're like, 277 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:25.159 you know, like a licorice stick like ten inches long. Yeah, 278 00:11:25.200 --> 00:11:28.240 And I hit a wall about halfway through an hour 279 00:11:28.279 --> 00:11:32.000 long workout and I was like, oh, I'm so tired. 280 00:11:32.879 --> 00:11:34.799 And my trainer was like, you know what, We'll go 281 00:11:34.840 --> 00:11:37.159 a little slower. It's okay, take your time. And I 282 00:11:37.159 --> 00:11:39.080 thought's because I haven't been eating. So if I've been 283 00:11:39.159 --> 00:11:42.080 moody this week, is because I haven't been eating enough. 284 00:11:42.360 --> 00:11:43.039 Yeah. 285 00:11:43.080 --> 00:11:44.960 I think that's it, you know, Yeah, you got it. 286 00:11:45.000 --> 00:11:49.639 Anyway, Marianne, it's too bad that neither of us are 287 00:11:49.679 --> 00:11:54.559 single because we could be vulgar together. So okay? 288 00:11:55.960 --> 00:11:57.879 Is that in her heart forever? She'll be like, wow, 289 00:11:58.399 --> 00:11:59.279 that's we said. 290 00:12:00.720 --> 00:12:02.679 Let's see. Oh I love this one. I think I 291 00:12:02.720 --> 00:12:04.120 want to do this one on the show because it's 292 00:12:04.159 --> 00:12:08.480 so funny and it's so true. They say, is there 293 00:12:08.519 --> 00:12:10.639 any way the Morning Show can get somebody on who 294 00:12:10.720 --> 00:12:16.080 works in road trunk construction and explain why why why 295 00:12:16.159 --> 00:12:19.120 are their cones set up weeks in advance that closes 296 00:12:19.159 --> 00:12:21.879 down lanes and creates a build up of traffic before 297 00:12:21.919 --> 00:12:24.679 the crew comes out to work on the road. Why 298 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:27.200 must a whole mile worth of cones be put out 299 00:12:27.240 --> 00:12:30.279 there before the actual construction on the road. Why am 300 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:32.720 I looking out my window and watching three guys working 301 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:37.159 and five others watching doing nothing. I wonder this all 302 00:12:37.200 --> 00:12:40.519 the time. Drive by any construction site. There's a guy 303 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:43.000 with a shovel, a guy in a steamroller, and six 304 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:46.559 other guys and women standing around leaning on a shovel 305 00:12:47.159 --> 00:12:50.559 or not leaning on anything. She said, I'm genuinely not 306 00:12:50.600 --> 00:12:52.720 trying to be mean. I just want these questions answered 307 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:55.080 by somebody who works in this kind of job. Genuinely 308 00:12:55.120 --> 00:12:58.720 curious because every because man, every year, when road construction 309 00:12:58.799 --> 00:13:01.440 comes out, my patience drops more and more the longer 310 00:13:01.480 --> 00:13:03.759 it takes to finish up. Maybe all know somebody who 311 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:05.679 works this kind of job and can provide some answers. 312 00:13:05.720 --> 00:13:08.799 I know this topic must is something people can agree on. 313 00:13:09.120 --> 00:13:13.000 Road construction sucks. Thanks, have a lovely rest of your 314 00:13:13.080 --> 00:13:15.720 days from Alison. Nobody here in the room knows. But 315 00:13:15.720 --> 00:13:18.519 would you agree that when you drive by road construction 316 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:22.559 there's six people working and fourteen standing around doing nothing. 317 00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:25.240 I would say like half and half, because I have 318 00:13:25.360 --> 00:13:27.440 tried to pay attention to that so that not to 319 00:13:27.519 --> 00:13:30.639 just speak about the stereotype without actually seeing it for myself. 320 00:13:31.039 --> 00:13:33.080 But I think half the time, yes, that is what 321 00:13:33.120 --> 00:13:35.000 it is. There's at least like one person kind of 322 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:37.759 standing around, yeah and kind of like not doing as much. 323 00:13:37.759 --> 00:13:40.039 But maybe they have to be overseeing it, you know. 324 00:13:40.519 --> 00:13:42.559 I don't know, though, I will say, like I don't 325 00:13:42.559 --> 00:13:45.320 know necessarily about the people, but I definitely agree about 326 00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:48.440 like the traffic cones. Right now, there's like a one 327 00:13:48.519 --> 00:13:51.600 street that's closed in my neighborhood, so I have to 328 00:13:51.600 --> 00:13:53.759 go like around the entire neighborhood to get here in 329 00:13:53.759 --> 00:13:56.320 the morning. Okay, And even the road that I'm taking 330 00:13:56.600 --> 00:13:59.879 has a million billion traffic cones on it, and so 331 00:14:00.399 --> 00:14:02.200 no one really knows where the lanes are. 332 00:14:02.919 --> 00:14:04.639 Suddenly like the lane ends. 333 00:14:04.399 --> 00:14:06.639 And then you have to scoot over really fast, and 334 00:14:06.679 --> 00:14:09.879 it's so annoying. But I never ever see anyone on 335 00:14:10.000 --> 00:14:12.159 the sides where the cones are. I only see them 336 00:14:12.200 --> 00:14:15.000 on like the inside actually doing work, which is great, 337 00:14:15.159 --> 00:14:16.480 But then why do we have cones? 338 00:14:17.039 --> 00:14:18.840 Like one lane of. 339 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:21.519 The entire street is available because of all the cones 340 00:14:21.600 --> 00:14:24.600 when you're not working on all of that space, What 341 00:14:24.639 --> 00:14:25.039 the heck? 342 00:14:25.120 --> 00:14:28.559 I don't know. They're working on Gallpin Road in Chanhassen. 343 00:14:28.600 --> 00:14:30.440 They're putting a new phone polls or something. Then then 344 00:14:30.480 --> 00:14:33.200 they had like thirty people out there yesterday, geez. One 345 00:14:33.240 --> 00:14:35.120 of them was working, the other one was sitting there 346 00:14:35.639 --> 00:14:37.879 eating a hot dog. The other was on his phone. 347 00:14:38.039 --> 00:14:41.039 There's a woman holding the stop sign. That looks like 348 00:14:41.080 --> 00:14:43.799 the most boring job ever. Go when they pulls the 349 00:14:43.799 --> 00:14:45.559 stop and then swings it around to slow. 350 00:14:45.840 --> 00:14:47.759 I think they always give that to a woman too. 351 00:14:47.919 --> 00:14:49.399 Why do they really do a woman. 352 00:14:50.159 --> 00:14:52.440 I don't know. There's probably a stereotype that lives on 353 00:14:52.559 --> 00:14:55.480 from back in the day. Well, Joyce is not allowed 354 00:14:55.519 --> 00:14:58.960 to drive the bulldozer because she's a woman, But Joyce 355 00:14:59.360 --> 00:15:02.200 Shaken stand over there and swing around the stop slow sign. 356 00:15:02.399 --> 00:15:04.480 Yeah. I would radly take that job if I was 357 00:15:04.519 --> 00:15:07.080 in construction because that means less back pain. All right, 358 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:08.840 you hit a certain age and you just have back 359 00:15:08.879 --> 00:15:09.720 pain constantly. 360 00:15:10.679 --> 00:15:13.559 Apparently it pays well though construction, Yeah, in general. 361 00:15:14.240 --> 00:15:16.080 But it's so hard. Yeah, you know, I would think 362 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:20.240 that it's hard out it's hard. You're in danger of 363 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:22.879 some yahoos zip and buy on their phone and killing you. 364 00:15:23.000 --> 00:15:26.320 So we respect that, and it's you're out in the 365 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:31.679 sun or the elements all day. I would hate construction work. 366 00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:33.399 Your bands will never be soft again. 367 00:15:33.600 --> 00:15:36.039 We do a study though, or will rent a study 368 00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:38.320 or something on like Day's Dirt recently that said construction 369 00:15:38.360 --> 00:15:41.200 workers are some of the happiest people people because they 370 00:15:41.240 --> 00:15:42.440 get to be outside all day. 371 00:15:42.519 --> 00:15:43.519 Yeah, oh yeah, we did read that. 372 00:15:43.960 --> 00:15:46.039 I would say my mom does hard labor, like she 373 00:15:46.039 --> 00:15:49.480 owns a landscap escaping company, but she's very happy and 374 00:15:49.559 --> 00:15:51.279 I really do think it has a lot to do 375 00:15:51.360 --> 00:15:54.399 with her just working outside constantly, even though she's hauling 376 00:15:54.600 --> 00:15:55.159 mulch and. 377 00:15:55.240 --> 00:15:56.080 Rock all the time. 378 00:15:56.399 --> 00:15:56.600 Yeah. 379 00:15:56.679 --> 00:15:58.879 I mean when I worked at the farm, I loved 380 00:15:58.919 --> 00:16:00.840 that job, but it was probably because I was just 381 00:16:00.879 --> 00:16:04.759 soaking up that vitamin D and like slightly exercising, but 382 00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:05.240 not to the. 383 00:16:05.159 --> 00:16:07.799 Point where I was like sweating. Yeah, so it was lovely. 384 00:16:07.879 --> 00:16:09.759 I sent that email onto you, Jenny, so we can 385 00:16:09.759 --> 00:16:15.279 actually try to do that on the actual show. Let's see. 386 00:16:16.600 --> 00:16:20.320 Hello from Travis, longtime listener back to the Lena days. 387 00:16:20.320 --> 00:16:22.799 Have been a lot behind on catching up on the 388 00:16:22.799 --> 00:16:27.240 show and podcasts lately. Question, and maybe this has been 389 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:30.840 talked about. Have Bailey and vont gotten to experience Dave's 390 00:16:30.879 --> 00:16:33.639 never have I ever? It is hilarious back in the 391 00:16:33.720 --> 00:16:35.360 day to hear him explain it to callers off the 392 00:16:35.399 --> 00:16:37.159 air and then hear their reaction. We did it a 393 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:39.240 couple of weeks ago. We did don't act like you 394 00:16:39.360 --> 00:16:41.399 never Sure. Yeah, it was like, don't act like you 395 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:43.759 never look at your poop after you poop, don't act 396 00:16:43.799 --> 00:16:45.679 like you never pick your nose, don't act like you 397 00:16:45.720 --> 00:16:47.519 never look at your hot cousin, and go damn. I 398 00:16:47.519 --> 00:16:51.720 would hit that, and mine was I can say it 399 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:54.399 on the Minnesota Goodbye. Sure, but we already said it 400 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:57.159 on the radio. If you are a guy, don't act 401 00:16:57.200 --> 00:17:01.000