Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions assents. Hi, Welcome to the Voidonica,
a D and D podcast where I'm your host DM
Devin and uh yeah, so we're gonna have fun. I'm
having fun over here. T yeah. So today I'm joined
with who are you people?
Speaker 2: I'm Dakota, I play myth.
Speaker 3: And I'm Tyler and I played Tama. Who is Oh
my god? What's what's the freaking lyrics? This the lion
King song?
Speaker 2: I thought you're going with a riff off your name
and it's Tamamama Thoma chameleon. I minds think alike, Hey
we do?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh my yes? Why is this in the campaign maps?
Because why not leave it there? Who cares? I'll delay
it later or move it later anyway. A description below
you'll see a link to the link tree for the
other podcast of my podcast. Family, y'all, what's some of
the other episodes? Okay, all that fun stuff is out
of the way. Uh well, not all that housekeeping stuff
is out of the way. On the game today, So
today we are not gonna be playing. Actually the way
the time this is don't get posted. We're high from
the future. So hi, y'all, y'all gonna be we're gonna
be doing a special little Christmas episode for Christmas little
game for an episode maybe two, probably oh say probably one.
So do a little Christmas episode and the characters that
you're seeing before you at the time of this posting
on Christmas actually Christmas Eve. L I timed it correctly,
so on Christmas Eve as this episode is coming out,
the characters that you see before you for Myth and
Tuma are gonna be further along in the future because
we want pre record, So by that point you're probably
like five or ten episodes off of where they're at
currently on the event on the posting, so we might
be like ten I would say, we're from like ten
to twenty episodes ahead, so the characters might seem a
little different. We're not gonna go into too much of
like ongoing stuff in the story because this is going
to kind of take place outside the story in a
weird I think think a beach episode, an anime or
Christmas Ova that's wrangledly there for some reason that makes
no sense, but it's there. So we're not gonna go
over any backstory for any of the new stuff, just
to be safe, unless it's something brief we kind of
beat around the bush around it because I don't want
to spoil future stuff for the listeners. And yeah, so okay,
so days again, we're gonna be doing the Christmas episode.
So Myth and Tama, you guys were called upon to
do a favorite for Davy. So Davy, since you guys
up to the far far far far far far North,
and actually you're not even in you're not even in
freaking Tehran anymore, Turan. You're in freaking I think it's
probably Strovia. So yes, but someone has contacted Davy blah
blah blah. She offered up you two to do handle
a job for her. And now you guys went through
Strovia to the far far far far North, and you
came up to a castle made of ice. Here ice
it's the winds blowing snow. It's not really much snow
on the I mean snow coming down, but the snow
like covering the ground, the grounds and plants whatever plant
life is here. But as far are as it's it's cold,
as it's cold like Tom, you're probably like hellul Loul.
You have your hood up, you have your you're in
your you're in your bullpus vulpus form because you need
the fur. It's it's cold, and myth, you don't give
a rats ass. You just don't want to rust. Yeah,
you just don't want to rust. So as you guys
walk up the main stairwell and you get right before
the big big doors to the to the castle to
go in. Who okay, oops, roll me a perception check
somebody anybody both of you or who's your or what? Okay?
A nine?
Speaker 3: Oh god, okay, what's passive twelve?
Speaker 2: This is still his role is still higher than mine?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: What's your guys is? Okay, what's your guys' passive perception?
Speaker 2: Well, so my role is nineteen. Oh yeah, it's nineteen
because I got a sixteen plus three. I thought he
said his past Oh.
Speaker 3: Never mind, like passive as twelve.
Speaker 2: I thought he meant like his plus to perception was twelve.
Speaker 3: Was oh, no, that would be nuts, my pluses, that.
Speaker 1: Would be nuts. You see everything, I mean, I see
it all. I see a bird taking a ship in
the distance.
Speaker 2: Right, okay, so.
Speaker 1: Myth, you here's something. Oh god, this sounds so wroune
to say that like that, you see something green in
the corner of your eye? I was like, I'm not
gonna see what I was gonna say. And you see, yeah,
Lafamett on the railing, kind of sitting down, just kicking
her feet over the rail, off the railing, and she's like, wow,
what brings you to here? Don't mind me, I'm just nosy,
and she like kicks her feet.
Speaker 3: Well, I do believe we were summoned here?
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh summoned here? Oh mind if I watch.
Speaker 3: Not like we can say no.
Speaker 1: Tommy, you're silly and she and she jumps off of
the railing and she's like, you're so silly. You're right
because you told me. Now I'm gonna so someone called
you here for a.
Speaker 2: Job, right, yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh oh lovely lovely, And she claps her hands as
she turns into a little be something small.
Speaker 2: How smaller do you want to go?
Speaker 1: Like a mouse?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I's gonna say, like, how on theme do you want
to be.
Speaker 2: The Japanese fluff pird the little white one?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Yes, yes, love that. She'll do that
and she'll kind of huddle huddle next to Tama underneath
this hood. She's like, just you know, just just scooting
on over here. I'm just gonna fit I'm just gonna fit,
And she says, don't like that.
Speaker 3: She's still the same density, so she's still as heavy.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, she's lias a feather like you like,
if you didn't know if she was there, you wouldn't
even know she was there. If you if you already
didn't know she was gonna be in your hood, she's
lied to drift fir in here. Goddam, let me movexpect
where this ear go? I know this here is in
my white damn. She pushes your ear all the way
as she kind of just settles down on top of
your head actually, like like she's yes, Oh my god,
that thing is so cute. It's kind of that thing
is so fucking cute. It's so fucking stupid. Oh my god,
you can smash it with your hair. Oh my god,
it's so cute.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're very small.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, they're so adorable. Yeah, yep, that's all
she's gonna do. So she's gonna just scoot on in
there and plan herself. And she's just like she leans
over to your ear, Tuma, well, go on, walk in
go what are you waiting for?
Speaker 3: Well, hoping it was one of those automatic doors that
open for you. When you get close.
Speaker 1: Enough, you look at the door, You look at the door,
you look at the door. You just hear a whistle
of the wind. Silence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we might have to do this steal fashionably.
Speaker 1: She's like, Wow, there's gonna open for you. When's that
gonna be?
Speaker 3: Tama, But towering desolate places, they tend to open on
their own. It's just it's just written into lore somehow.
Speaker 1: Oh oh oh okay, let me let me go talk
to the to the Let me go talk to to god.
To the gods here. Yeah, yeah, and let's see they pay.
They care about your You're written into the lore. Talk
to me. I'll talk to myself. I almost said talk
to myself.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 3: I think we should just open the door.
Speaker 1: We should just open the door.
Speaker 3: You know before that I'm wrong.
Speaker 5: Okay, So as you guys pull open the door, it
takes a few tries to tugs because it's like frozen together.
Speaker 1: And freaking lock of that sticks her head out, Just like,
put your back on do it.
Speaker 2: You can hit it with my hammer to break the ice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you very well could. Is that what you're gonna do?
Speaker 2: Sure?
Speaker 3: Okay, I could call it snow pierce and also break
the ice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what would you waste? Magic?
Speaker 3: Not the joke I was going for. But okay, oh.
Speaker 2: Nope, I'm sorry. I went over my.
Speaker 1: Head only Oh god, I'm anyway, So you're gonna smack
it with your hammer. Hit you know what that that works?
So you hit the door boom, and you see the
door crack as the glass nothing glass, the ice glass.
The ice slowly shatters and it rains stars of ice,
but it bounces off you because you're metal, so wi
wi wi wing, And of course she too grabbed the door.
The door opens, and you're welcomed into a long, desolate
grand entry room that has a bunch of different door
a bunch of different doors, and a long hallway. And
in there, of course I don't I'm not gonna have
a map for this, so use your imagination. In there,
you're gonna see a very hold a little elf wearing
a winter's jacket that's made out of fur and you
can barely see like looks like what's his face Kenny
from family from like South Park, so like the his
jacket hood tight around his face, he's freezing his ass
off and he walks over. He's like you're the hires
or the job. Yes, He's like lovely, and he turns
around and he starts walking down this long hallway. He
turns around, is like you see a little mitten come up,
and he's like he's a shrinking follow me, and he
just he just slowly just walks down the aisle, walks
down the hallway, and at some point his feet kind
of slips, kind of slip and slide because there's ice
on the floors. He's like, ah, and he almost does
the splits it kind of to himself. He's like, I
got it, I got it. And he slowly gets back
up to normal and then just slowly scots his feet
like he's walking without lifting his foot to get down
the hall And then after a good what seems to
be forever, he gets to another big set of doors
and he's like he grabs a hold of handles. It
kind of slides a little bit. She will see you
now and she and he slowly opens one door, slides
back you. Hears the squeak of the ice on his
shoes as he opens one door, and he scoots over
to the other one and he does the same thing.
And he's here as as he's slowly just scooting back
and opening the door and he ushers you in and
hear Lotha met Tomma and she's like, gee, talk about gaudy.
This poice is gutdy as fuck. So as you guys
come into this what looks to be a very elaborate
ice like a throne room made of ice, you see
this very large woman. She's probably like a good nine
feet eight or nine feet nine ten feet, nine ten feet,
nine ten feet nine ten feet. She a tall woman,
and she looks like she's wearing a basically think, I
mean this character was another person's character that I took
as an NBC. So she's kind of like like if
Elsa became became a much more powerful sorceress. And her
hair is not white, it's like a dark blue. Yeah.
You basically mean like the Frost Queen and she or
the sorcerers. She's the Witch of the North, which you
which I think, Yeah, y'all have met her before, or
at least Tama has. I don't know if.
Speaker 3: Would this be Tira, Yes, it's Tira, okay, because there
was the one shot and then I think.
Speaker 1: Tira did make an appearance once because of Davy's not
going to do with David with her other souls are
happening her body. But yeah, she's the the frigid Witch
of the North.
Speaker 3: Tira is she related to Winter and when I recognize.
Speaker 1: This, she is not related to.
Speaker 3: And had a daughter and then a granddaughter and that
granddaughter is super duper dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she's super duper dead. Now, Okay, so she
is the fridge and Witch of the North, and of
course we already know they of the Witch of the
West and the Witch of the South. And this was
pre Coursey's characters from Agloes, the previous world, and they're
technically children of well two of them are anyway, two
of them are children of Soul. But Tira was adopted
we'll see, you know what. I like the idea because
I was trying to figure out which child would she
be of technically speaking, not really, because she was in
that one Christmas one shot that was on part of Agloes.
So she we'll say she's adopted by Winter or she
would adopted by Winter took her in when the New
World was formed, because she's been she's from the original Adlos,
so Winter took her in and basically a joke care
of her, So she ends up being one of the
four Witches of the Cardinal Directions. Yes, so Tierra Gee,
She's sitting on her throne of ice and she kind
of sees y'all come in, and she stands up. She's like, welcome, welcome,
dis I'm I'm assuming that the trip here was pleasant.
And you hear, Tommy, you hear freaking loll in the
back in your in your hood pleasant for fucking who.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd comment that the trip was I wouldn't say pleasant,
but it was definitely not terrible.
Speaker 1: And she looks over to Mith and she's like, Davy
didn't say she was gonna be sending a war for it.
Speaker 2: Is that gonna be a problem.
Speaker 1: She kind of ponders for a minute. No, no, it shouldn't.
She kind of just thinks about it. She's like, well, no, no, no,
you'll be fine. She's like, she said, you'll be.
Speaker 2: Fine, but what else? Be fine?
Speaker 1: As long as you as long as you do the job,
I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. You
could do whatever, as long as you get the job done,
I don't care. And she kind of just sits on
this very thick ice railing, and she's looking over to
y'all and she's like, so, I have a job for
you to take care of someone, kill.
Speaker 2: Someone, I assumed.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know. So there's a town not too far
from here. Oh, I'll give you a map, or actually
i'll take you there directly. But there's a town full
of mostly elves, but they're also tourists there. So in
this said town, there's a.
Speaker 6: Mine and the mine is a very large crystal.
Speaker 2: It's not crystal, and you want us to kill the
villagers to make sure you have full access to this crystal.
Speaker 1: Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no no no,
I want you to kill the thing that at that's
inside that crystal. The crystal holds a winter hag. Not
just any old hag. Oh no, no no. She's known
as the Frost Diva, or that's what the legends call her.
Now she's from doesn't matter. She went by a different name,
but I guess she gets everyone side to call her
the Frost the legend of the Frost Eva. So it's
becoming obviously the time of year again, and every so
many years she decides to wake up enjoy the waking world.
I don't want her to wake up, because all she
does is terrorized my underlings as well as a nuisance
to me. So I don't want to deal with the bitch,
so I and will pay. I will give you both
if you can kill her and bring back a token
of her death head limb, I don't care. I will
grant you both one wish each. Okay, well, yeah, yeah,
you know what, fuck it, we'll do it.
Speaker 2: We'll do it.
Speaker 1: You can't wish. You can't wish to go.
Speaker 2: To the end of the game. I mean that's the fun.
Speaker 1: No, I went through that last time. No, thank you, No, no, no,
absolutely not. I'll kill I'll kill you. Yeah, She'll grant
you a wish within reason dm DM note within reason.
Speaker 4: Oh with then reason.
Speaker 2: Stupid ship. Huh, I was already thinking of some stupid ship. Nobody.
The only magic to be used is press the digitation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I mean, I'll screw everyone over.
Speaker 2: But okay, screw everybody over but the physical classes.
Speaker 1: But the physical class. No, don't do that.
Speaker 2: Maarian doesn't need precious digtation to punch it in the face.
Speaker 1: Like I wish be granted to both of you. So,
cand I count on you too to take care of
the problem.
Speaker 2: I wish I'll do more than that, but sure, absolutely.
Speaker 1: Lovely, and she goes back to sit on her throne
and she's like, do whatever means necessary. If that means
the story half the town, the townspeople will move out
of the way. I'm not too worried about them. So
she and she kind of makes like a portal behind
y'all that will take you to the town. She's like,
go to the town and this will take you to
right in front of a tavern. Go inside the tavern
and talk to the tavern owner. They know where the
mind is. And then from there you go take care
of the problem. And she's like, run along, take care
of her. I want to hear the sweet music of her.
Speaker 2: Death sounds fair.
Speaker 1: And yeah, wait till you meet her.
Speaker 2: I've got plans. She won't be able to touch me.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, I'm intrigued. Cool. Do you both go
into the portal?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean what else You're like, way to like
throw a wringe into the thing, Like I'm just gonna
wander around, Like really.
Speaker 2: No, So.
Speaker 1: I mean you can wander around, but like, so you
get so you walk into so you get into the town.
The town's are bustling. This is like the center of downtown.
It's bustling. Christmas lights everywhere, trees decorated, people are running up,
are walking about. It's like maybe six or seven at night.
The sun just went down and the lights are on,
and it's pretty lively tonight, and people are groceries, gifts items.
You hear people of all kinds and time running about
and around here. You see a couple of different shops,
and then a tavern to your When you're facing the
direction of the characters are facing, they'll be to your left.
You'll see a big old reef with lights, and it said,
and the title of the tavern is oh um, oh
my god. I'm trying to think of a real good one.
Speaker 2: Wait, these guys are elves, right, yes.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean there's a bunch of there's majority of elves,
but there's a bunch of different races here too, humans orcs,
But like about seventy percent of them here are all elves.
Speaker 2: Would you say that the people who run most of
the establishments are elves.
Speaker 1: For the most part.
Speaker 2: You know what that means? What? Once my app unfreezes,
I can fucking tell.
Speaker 7: You what your what my app uh where is it?
Speaker 2: It is my fay wild connections. Fake creatures, uh friendly
freakly fake creatures are inclined to come to my aid
and help me in need of help. When I am
in the fay Wild, I can assume that, I.
Speaker 1: Mean, I will have that work here. Why not, I'll
have it work here.
Speaker 2: I never knew that this ability would be so fucking useful.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, so the okay, the taverns called
the taverns called you know what we're going, I'm gonna
call something stupid. I snipples. No, sorry, the ice nipple.
There you go. That's the name of the tavern. The
ice nipple. It's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: The frigid nipple, like it's a drink.
Speaker 1: The fridge. Oh, it's even better, the frigid nipple. Yes,
the frigid nipple. That's the name of the tavern. Frigid nipple.
And you see people walking in and out of that,
and as the door kind of is open and it
starts closing, you see a bunch of elf waitresses and
waiters and oh mostly waitresses, and they're in like Christmas
attire and they're walking around hanging over giving food and
drink to people and you yeah, yeah, and the door
closes boop, and yeah, the frigid nipple that is the tavern.
And what you need to do is talk to the
tavern owner and they will give you the location of
said line. To get to the mind, what do y'all do?
See a couple of different shops, like a weapon shop,
potion shop, random, whatever shop you can think of. I guess,
I don't know too high. Go into a shop and
figure out and figure out where you're gonna go.
Speaker 3: You know what, this is a great time to test
that one video show us like where we had to
test your improval skills. We're going to the potion shop.
Speaker 1: You're going to the potion shop. Okay, yeah, okay, cool,
So you're gonna great, great, great, you know what, lovely
love that, love that all right? Oh okay, So you
walk into this potion shop and you see a bunch
of people, a few people in the store looking around
trying to decide what they want to do, what they want
to buy for potions. And in the back by the counter,
you see what looks to be a human man with
very kind of flamboyant like a flamboyant sorcerer. Type, and
he pushed up his glasses up as the bridge of
his nose. He's kind of looking at y'all and it
leans over. He's like, oh god, what wisha I want
to do? Do I want to go Dr Matt? Don't
want to go stupid? No, I don't want to go stupid.
Oh okay, you know what, we don't go really gay
with this. So he's like hey, and he kind of
just puts up his hand and slowly waves like he
has a limp wrist. He's just weaving it. Welcome to
my shop and he walks around the country. So are
you looking for anything in particular?
Speaker 2: We have cold resistance potions?
Speaker 1: And he kind of looks at you with a stanying faces,
like really cold resistant potions? Do I have cold resistant potions?
Is it fridgidice funk outside? Yes? It is so, yes
I do. And he pulls out a couple.
Speaker 4: Vials like one or two three three?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 2: Huh, Tom, I looked at Tama Dow we one each.
Speaker 3: Mh you might benefit from it more than I will.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean sure, I'll take one.
Speaker 1: Okay, puts he puts one a side, and what about you?
Anything particular? You're looking for handsome. He kind of puzzles
test a little bit.
Speaker 3: Anything that can I know, dissolve through crystal.
Speaker 1: And it kind of narrows his eyes and raises his eyebrow.
And now, why do you need to do that?
Speaker 3: We're on a mission?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: A mission couldn't involve some chemistry.
Speaker 1: Uh uh oh, I'm a that I'm too pretty for that.
He's kind of like, hmm, anything the melk crystal. He's
kind of just looking around and you see him disappear
over the under the counter and you hear a bunch
of rustling. He's like, no, uh, lama, no wrong, wrong,
wronk show. He's like looking around and ship He's like
ah ah and he raises a viol in his head.
Ha you see ends up ha acid. This ship will
eat anything from here to tim Buck two. I don't
know where tim Buk two is, but it'll melts it
all the way here to there.
Speaker 3: I can't remember where it is either. I don't know
if it's called that anymore. But no, no, no, no, that's
still I think to five and there's a place in
it called tim Buk two, and I think it's when
you play a song high and I'm like, who are
the song high? It's interesting faction.
Speaker 1: And lot of meds in your hood going. I like him.
I like him a lot.
Speaker 3: So you say it's acid, So it's a it's either
really crosive acid or really crossive bass.
Speaker 1: You know what, it'll be a surprise.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's just crossive. Don't touch it?
Speaker 1: Oh is it rosive? The last time someone bought something
like this he decided to I don't know. He dropped it,
it cracked. He tried to pick it up, it cracked
in his hand, and now he has no hand, no bone,
no nothing. It's a it's a stub. It melted everything,
and it melted through the floor. It took me forever
to replace the floor.
Speaker 3: Interesting. So a few questions about the item in question?
What is the volume of it?
Speaker 1: You're okay? Okay? First of all? First off, how dare
you DM over the table? How dare you?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 1: What we should think about? What about volume?
Speaker 2: You know what? Wait? Wait, you know what.
Speaker 1: I'll be a smartcle parkle Hold the fuck up volume?
Speaker 3: And I'm talking about how loud it is. I'm talking
about how much liquid.
Speaker 1: I know that is. I'm stupid, gosh, okay, so oh
about five ounces of liquid? No wait, yeah, yeah, it's
not really the volume though, that's how much can hold.
Speaker 3: Okay, And what is the mass of the bottle it's in?
Speaker 1: You're really you're really what do you you're really doing
this to me?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Half a pound?
Speaker 3: It's a half pound bottle with five ounces of liquid.
Speaker 1: YEP.
Speaker 3: I don't know what it is. I just know it's corrosive.
Speaker 1: And it's a bright, sickly green.
Speaker 2: Gotta be hellaicrosive. It says a half a pound of glass.
Speaker 1: And he's like, you know, mm hmm, that's very that's
an enchanted glass, because otherwise it would melt through normal glass. Yeah.
I don't make too many of those. I usually make
maybe two a year, and that's my second one. So
congratulations you got the last one, because that there's a
nightmare to make, because you've ever spilt a whole caldron
of that stuff. Those little those little elves had no chance,
they had no chance. Well I had no assistance.
Speaker 3: Well, there's only one last question.
Speaker 1: And what's that?
Speaker 3: What's your price?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh, it kind of leans over, you know what.
It's a holiday season. I'd be a little generous. Bring
me a piece of that crystal that you're gonna melt
that with, and that'll be you. That'll be the price
for both of those.
Speaker 3: Excellent. That means we've got two trophies to collect, all right.
Speaker 2: Sold?
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know why I'm saying sold.
Speaker 1: He's like, well, you're right, it's sold. You bought it.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I want you to say a little bit of that, a
little bit of that crystal, and we'll be even what
are you all doing anyway?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take both those bottles, put them into the
Waggo holding. This room just sold us this ship without
taking any money, with no guarantee for coming back, and
I walked right out the door.
Speaker 1: He's kind of just looks up met as he walks
back on.
Speaker 4: Huh.
Speaker 1: He seems to be a joy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just making a point about business transactions.
But hey, we'll come back with that crystal.
Speaker 1: Bye bye, bye.
Speaker 3: Walk out.
Speaker 1: You walk out with the crowd of people again. What
do you do?
Speaker 3: What other supplies might we need on our journey?
Speaker 1: I don't know what supplies what you need on your journey?
You're going into a mind.
Speaker 3: Oh that's right, we're going to a mine. Maybe a
canary a face mask.
Speaker 1: Well, you got a canary kind of you have someone
that can turn into a canary.
Speaker 3: M definitely some rope. I imagine there's gonna be some
elevation changes.
Speaker 2: We can fly.
Speaker 3: We can fly fine, we could just fly out of there.
Speaker 2: I mean, ah, if only I knew a quote, I'd
quote Boondock says that you.
Speaker 3: You know what, I just watched it like a week ago.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna be r be talk amongst yourselves and
what y'all going to get, and then we'll roll play
it out when I get back.
Speaker 3: I want to really mess with high def. And I
still have Deathwarf. I don't think he changed it at all.
What would I not change my homebrewce spell, ring of Grammar.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I forgot. I got the ring of Grammar.
This is gonna be fun.
Speaker 3: Fine, we won't use any ring of Grammar spells for
this session.
Speaker 1: Uh No, I didn't say that.
Speaker 3: Because I'm sure, because I'm looking at my spell I'm like,
I'm also, this stuff is defensive. I'd have to just
smack things with a sword.
Speaker 1: Okay, so where are you all going?
Speaker 3: Well, I think we have the supplies that we need.
So we might as well head up there, unless you
need to stop by the frigid Nipple or to be
abread to go there. Okay, do we need to go
to the frigid Nipple for any reason to get h
where the mine is? Okay? I assume the mine is
cleared out. We don't need to dig up anything.
Speaker 2: It's just you go in.
Speaker 3: There's a crystal and we go and get it.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know. You have to ask the barkie.
You have to ask the tabern owner.
Speaker 3: Fine, okay, let's go to the fridge Nipple.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So you guys walk into the big silence as the
fridge Nipple and the fridge Nipple. You see a crowd
full uh a busy full house with people eating dinners.
It's like they're celebrating for the ti tis the season.
And you are greeted by a hostess and a female elf.
She has a reddish reddish blonde hair, and she's like,
oh uh see for two.
Speaker 2: Uh sure, oh.
Speaker 1: Lovely, and she turns around shes like, oh, right there.
It's like she points to the table right by the door,
last seat of the night or last seat, last open seat.
Enjoy and she kind of and she's kind of kind
of looks at you too, she's like, she starts walking away.
She walks about. She's like, hm hm, we don't see
war for it here too often.
Speaker 2: Yeah, after the fall of aglows. M h.
Speaker 1: Wow, you sound you sound just like the bar keep.
Not the bar keep, the tavern owner. That's all they
talk about. That's all they like. Back of my she's like,
back of my day. I'll they won't shut up about it,
or she won't shut up about it anyway, Oh, waitress
will be here momentarily. Enjoy your visit. And she walks
back to the to the door, and then after a
few minutes a other woman comes walking up. She's like, hello,
my name is Lucy. My name is My name is Lucy.
How can I help you today? She looks at you.
You can't see you in drinks, food of any kind.
She looks at the workforge, nuts and bolts.
Speaker 2: You know what. Damn information And I was gonna be
polite about it. Now I'm not.
Speaker 1: Information about what.
Speaker 2: Where's the mine?
Speaker 1: What what mine?
Speaker 2: Let's stand up to my full height. Huh the mine.
Speaker 1: She's just like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
As everyone kind of just quiets the crowd. People quiet down,
and they all start looking in your direction. And she's
just like, I don't know what mine you're talking about.
That looks up at you.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh fuck, I'm trying to see you, Like,
do I have that thing that I don't know? Know
if Palace can do this, like just make people just
automatically like you, no, just the thing that makes people
scared of you.
Speaker 2: Dread And I sure use my intimidation and put my
hand on my hammer. Okay, I don't care why you're lying.
I don't care who you're afraid of or what they
might do to you. But I will tell you what
I will do to you if you don't tell me
where the mine is.
Speaker 1: And you see Tama, you see the cross the table
from you. You see smoke coming up like someone like
puffed out a thing of smoke, and you hear a
raspy voice and you you hear her say.
Speaker 8: Let's sit here.
Speaker 1: You touch any of my girls, I'm going to fuck
you up. As she sits up, and it's Agnes. She's like,
Lucie or not, Lucy, it's me hot, go on, do
another job. I got this And she's like, yes, miss Agnes,
and she just screees off.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna immediately deflat and sit down. If you were
here in the first place, why didn't you just answer?
Speaker 8: I wanted to see what you were going to I
was interested. I want some entertainment.
Speaker 2: So if you wanted entertainment, why didn't she just let
me go through with it? It would have been entertaining.
Speaker 1: They're not gonna hurt my girl, scare of them.
Speaker 2: Whatever have been fine in the end.
Speaker 3: Okay, she would have technically still been alive.
Speaker 2: And she's just kind and she's.
Speaker 1: Just kind of raising her eyeball not blinking and looks
at mad and she's.
Speaker 2: Just like.
Speaker 1: Mm hmmm, alright, let me tell you something.
Speaker 8: I don't care.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna hurt my girls.
Speaker 8: Owl. She's like, fucking can why do you want to
go to that mine?
Speaker 1: Anyway?
Speaker 2: We got a job.
Speaker 8: Oh let me guess, miss miss I see between go toes.
Speaker 2: She promised to wish it. I'm gonna tell you there
much I won't do for a wish.
Speaker 1: It's true. I've seen you guys do stuffer less.
Speaker 2: We did overthrow a government.
Speaker 1: You shared it like. She's like, yep, you sured it.
Speaker 2: Actually we are, Yeah, second time?
Speaker 1: Who was the second tribe?
Speaker 2: Well, the first time was her mother that took over.
The second time was her gotcha mm hmm.
Speaker 1: God looks over the Tama.
Speaker 3: Hey a likenes.
Speaker 2: That to mean you here?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not beautiful.
Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, we're kind of here on a we're here
on a little mission and we need to enter the mind.
Speaker 1: Why do you okay? So she's thinking about why would
you want to go down there? It's something down there
about a bunch of Oh oh oh, Miss Twinkletes wants
to kill the bitch. Oh oh shit? Is it already
time for her to wake up again? She looks at her,
like where a little device that looks like a watch
but doesn't really make sense for it to be one.
She's like, oh shit, oh shit, is almost time for
her to wake up? Oh oh, I see I still
that bitch still owes me money.
Speaker 2: I won't know.
Speaker 1: She I mean, she owes me a whole tavern. Last
time she woke up, she destroyed this place. I built
this place with my own two hands. You know how
long it took me to do it? Five seconds? Five seconds.
Speaker 8: I can't get back.
Speaker 3: God, I think about not what can really get time back?
So why do we get all healthy about it?
Speaker 1: Because I'm lazy and I don't want to have to
rebuild a tavern. Yes, I will happily tell you where
that fucking bitch is. But you're gonna do. What you're
gonna do is you're gonna go outside the city. Take her,
laft take her. She's giving you like these absurd directions
and she's just like, yes, and once you get to
the opening, it should be still fully dug out.
Speaker 8: Pet dugout.
Speaker 1: Makes a very lots our own dumb joke that makes
no sense. She's just like, so you just follow the
trail and then you'll see a well, actually, you know what,
it'll lead your right to it. So I'm even gonna
I'm not even gonna tell you how to get to it,
because you're gonna know. Trust me, you're gonna know. I
would definitely take you're good, And she kind of looks
see you both. You gotta'll be fine. You got to
be fine. Just fight through a couple of things and
you're gonna be You'll be there. It's great, it's fine.
I have faith. I know you too, will do fue. Yeah,
she's like, she takes another drag.
Speaker 3: And she's like, huh, I do believe we have gotten
what we came here for, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, you most certainly a tauma after it. How's Freed?
Speaker 3: Is this taking place after?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: You don't know who knows? I don't know yet where
this is going to take place. I mean, Freed still
be around. Imagine this is own contained story, So freeze
out with you. He's off doing whatever.
Speaker 2: Drags.
Speaker 3: So in that case, I don't really know what Freeds
up to. He could be back on the ship.
Speaker 2: Well, so is this before or after his boyfriend turned
into a god? This is after, so he's open around
the love of his life transformed into another worldly being,
so he's open and available.
Speaker 8: Oh She's like, oh, oh there.
Speaker 1: She kind of pullshoes their rooms again and kind of
kind of pushes them up, like I get the girls ready.
Speaker 2: You know, after his uh, after this issue, he was
actually looking on trying out to somebody of the opposite gender.
So I think you may even have a bit of
a bit of a shot is a good word for you.
Speaker 1: She kind of just gets all like giggling engross and
she's just like, I show him around.
Speaker 2: I'm sure you will.
Speaker 8: Yeah, anyway, off, you got kill the bitch.
Speaker 1: Now as you guys walk out, you hear her get
off the table and she starts pushing up her boobs
and someone looks at her.
Speaker 8: She's like, what, I'm pushing out the girls? Can I
not look nice?
Speaker 1: And when the and the guys like, are sorry, Lothamet
is in your hood, Tama, And she's like, yeah, when
they're not sucking on the floor.
Speaker 2: If I had lips, that's the noise mirth myth would
have been making, all right.
Speaker 1: So now you guys have the directions. It's right outside
the city. The path is hidden away by like the woods,
because it's a closed off area. But you guys get
out of the town. Crowds dwindles as you get further
out into the woods basically, and you find the path
out maybe a good tip fifteen minute walk outside the city,
outside the town, I should say, And you walk down
this very this path that's been overgrown with plant life.
There used to be a road here, but it's very
it's obviously not been taken care of. And then after
a while you do end up. I move your characters
over here. I did not move your characters over here
yet let me go to that.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what I wanted to do. Remember this,
remember this, right's the stove, rights the stove.
Speaker 3: It kind of just looks like the town but with
no NPCs.
Speaker 2: Oh what you know?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it kind of is. It has like a mining entrance.
Speaker 3: Cool min you guys, mind shaft for us to assert
ourselves into.
Speaker 1: Damn then god, this is this is explicit. So you
come up to this area, you see a platform on
top of the mind shaft, and of course you see
crystmas lights everywhere. There's like plant life sprouting out of
the woodwork. It's it's I mean, it's not well kept,
but it's actually not that bad compared compared to what
it could be. How overgrown it is. The entrance still
is open, and you just hear nothing. There's no one around.
It's just you and the entry way. And what is
that D twenty four.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to see if I could if I
did it, Oh okay, what if I could do the
thing that the thing that the dice roll thing? And
then I wanted to see what else I could add
to it to like if it would do plus fives
or something like that?
Speaker 1: What all right? So it's just cold as you the
brisk wind and the opening shaft of the mind shaft?
Are y'all gonna walk in?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What y'all? What y'all gonna do?
Speaker 2: Well? I'll uh yeah, wait, hang on, what do I
want to do? What level is that spell? If I
have access to that spell? I hope I do.
Speaker 3: Well, that's what the rule does. Okay, he just does.
I thought it would like erase what I rolled and
I just met with the nice roller. The numbers of meanything, Okay, I.
Speaker 1: Mean it won't mean anything to you, but you know
you don't speaking of what me? Okay, Oh that's not good?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Cool? Anyway, So it's quiet, too quiet y'all going in?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why not.
Speaker 3: Do we perceive anything before we enter? Roll me a.
Speaker 1: Perception? Okay? With that nineteen you listen down the mind opening,
you do? Hear rustling and chatting. Two people talking. You
have like they have like higher voices, sound like like
they just sucked on a bunch of helium.
Speaker 2: Can I sumon mister Peppermint.
Speaker 1: Mister Peppermint. Okay, let me say I can find the
freaking icon from mister Peppermint.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's very appropriate to have him around.
Speaker 1: Oh that would that would make sense? Yes? Oh right, worry.
Speaker 2: How powerful this motherfucker is too? What I've not I've
yet to have mister Peppermint in the fight, that's true.
So he could be like a level one nub or
like a level twenty.
Speaker 1: God, he's I have his character sheets somewhere in amongst
my things. I'm trying to find the damn micon.
Speaker 3: Me right back for a few man, just really quick, okay, all.
Speaker 1: Right, well I look for this damn icon. Oh there
he is, mister Peppermint. Do I have his character she.
Speaker 2: In?
Speaker 1: I A not Bubbles characters?
Speaker 2: No, I know.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I have him somewhere.
Speaker 2: Leg gasp.
Speaker 1: Okay, I do not have him. I guess.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: I don't have him done damn, I thought dead at
one point I did, and I guess I might have
just deleted it. So we got Blannette's Davies, Scarlett's Blannette's
for MPC's the Trinity. Oh okay, I know what that is. Yeah,
I don't have him. Actually, don't worry about that. We'll
figure it out. That's all good, All right, cool? So
you bring up mister Peppermant and he's just like he
stands on standby. He kind of just looks around. It's cold.
Speaker 2: It made me think of you.
Speaker 1: He kind of looked at cheeses, almost like an awe,
and he looks through the mind opening I am assuming
we're going in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta kill a bitch, which hag oh.
Speaker 1: Okay. But he's just like he nods, okay, yes, sir,
and he starts. He goes right up to the entrance
and he's waiting. He's just he's waiting on y'all. Let's
see if y'all when to go in or for you
want to figure out how he hears the voices. He's like,
there are people in there.
Speaker 2: Uh huh okay.
Speaker 1: I mean he's like, you're not You're not worried, sir.
I'm not worried, all right. And mister Peppman is like,
I will lead the way, and he starts walking down
the marching down the mine. Do y'all follow them?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll let him lead.
Speaker 3: Muh yeah, we could follow behind like maybe about ten feet.
Speaker 1: All right. So as you guys go through the mine
about good five minutes. You start walking and you start
and you see water sitting water and when the when
mister Peppermint goes through it, it goes up to is
like his waist or like right above his legs. So
when you step on it, it's it goes and maybe
up your angle to your ankle, and you just kind
of walk along the water and he's just chucking along
and then he stops ahead of y'all, and then he
kind of scurries back and he looks at you too,
and he's like, I think I found out well who
was talking? He points to two little Christmas elves, and
the Christmas Eves are chatting, cracking, chatting with each other, saying,
I don't know, do yell spak Elvish. Yes, they're saying
bad jokes.
Speaker 3: Oh, I speak Sylvan.
Speaker 2: That's Elvish, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Is it a form of Elvish.
Speaker 2: I thought it was just the term for Elvish, No Sylvan,
something else. Oh then actually I need to check and
see if I speak Elvish.
Speaker 1: Well, basically they're just telling each other dury jokes.
Speaker 2: No, I do speak Elvish. I speak both Elvish and Sylvan.
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, they're telling each other jury jokes and
they're laughing. Now they're not even paying attention that you're
even there.
Speaker 2: They're just can I tell? Can we tell by their voices?
Roughly like their age, the.
Speaker 1: Way they look, they look to be adults, maybe like
young adults.
Speaker 2: They're just young people getting drunk and having a good time.
Don't pay them any mind.
Speaker 1: What are you gonna? What are you all gonna do?
You have to get right, You have to go right
past them.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna. Do they look like they have any
weapons on them?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 1: They do, they do. One has a they have you
see blades on on the like their little belts.
Speaker 2: Are they dressed like are they dressed like how the
people were outside or they dressed different?
Speaker 1: They're dressed like the people outside. But it's more, it's
more it's like Christmas threw up on them.
Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, they have little blades that have like.
Speaker 1: One of them has blades are tassel. The other ones
have like have like peppermint as like peppermint canes, but
sharp to a point. So that's so they're kind of
just leaning against sitting the mail of the walk away
and they're just chatting, cracking jokes and ship and you
don't even know you're there.
Speaker 3: Well, we could sneak by or just say like, hey,
can we goodbye? Maybe they're neutral at least.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I'm not a very sneaky person. I'm just
gonna be real.
Speaker 1: A lot of them as like, I mean, he's made
them that he's armors, so yeah, well.
Speaker 3: Shoot, unless am I strong enough to fly and pick
him up?
Speaker 2: I can find myself.
Speaker 3: Is it quiet flying or can you sell while you're flying?
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 3: Or is it like a Boeing plane powering up?
Speaker 2: It's like, well, I fly through my hammer, So I'm
guessing it's more of like I chuck my hammer. My
hammer carries me like four Yeah, so I'm not also
necessarily quiet, probably like I don't have fine motor control
at least I don't know how we're.
Speaker 3: Probably I might want to just talk to them and
just asking me we can get through.
Speaker 1: And lost them as like okay, step up, talk to them,
say hello, Hi, can we walk past you? And because
we can kill a frosted bitch? Yeah, just do that.
Speaker 2: How bad would you feel about killing innocent people if
they might be innocent.
Speaker 3: I'd feel a tinge of guilt. I maybe maybe be
a dollup of remorse.
Speaker 2: What if I could assage that by the people in
that town already don't really like to talk to that place,
and we had to talk to Agnes to even get
any sort of information. So the likelihood of these being
guards set to prevent people from walking in seems pretty unlikely.
Speaker 3: Well, if they're guarding our target, then yeah, we're probably
to kill them. But if they're just hanging around, we'll
just walk by them up, just walk by.
Speaker 2: M Yeah.
Speaker 1: Again, they don't know us you're there, they're too busy
talking amongst themselves. You can try to say, I mean,
it's there's there's dim lightning here, so you can see
them and they can't see you if you look at you.
But I mean you can try to seek past them
because there's enough area to be so they're like really
smack in the middle of the tunnel. You can go
to the left of them. There's a big open area
that you can sneak on by if you're quiet enough.
But again that just depends on yourself rolls and stuff.
Or you can just walk by them like you own
the place and see what happens.
Speaker 3: You know, the only people we're probably gonna run into
here is are they.
Speaker 1: Well, I tell you that.
Speaker 3: Because I have an idea for a spell I could
use as a distraction.
Speaker 1: See anything. Well, you know, it could be just these two,
it could be many more. I'm not gonna tell you
until you go further in.
Speaker 3: Let's just gauge how open they are to as showing up.
So let's just I think we should just walk forward?
Can I walk briskly?
Speaker 2: Pass?
Speaker 3: See if they even pay us any mind?
Speaker 2: Well you're if you're really good at being sneaky, why
don't you go see what they're talking about? And then
if they're talking about that and translate.
Speaker 3: Elvin laud I was like, no, I can't. She's like,
I can't though, actually I got an idea assuming I
can trust.
Speaker 1: You, and she's like with a little puffball, she puts
her wing up to her She's like, you can trust me.
Speaker 2: I have not.
Speaker 1: I have never stirred you wrong. I have never seared
you wrong.
Speaker 3: Tama, how dare you maybe not this character in this lifetime?
But let's go stuf.
Speaker 2: Hang on. I'm always myself for m fuck.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm. Don't bring up projacket in this.
Speaker 2: If you can, if you're talking about Jack, comprehend languages,
you would.
Speaker 3: Languages I don't have comprehend languages.
Speaker 2: I keep forget. Are you not a warlock? Are you?
I am?
Speaker 3: I don't know if I took up that spell though, yeahy,
so we could just I could try stealthinking closer.
Speaker 1: You could closer?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: Do I need to roll anything?
Speaker 1: Roll self check.
Speaker 3: AH twenty two with disadvantage.
Speaker 1: I don't know you have heavy armor.
Speaker 3: I don't remember setting it up that way, but I
guess I am technically wearing that demon armor, which I
don't even know what the stats are, like, I can't
take it off.
Speaker 1: For one, you can't take it off. Let me take
a look at your character nineteen ac kind of thing.
Where's the armor? The armor has a thing in the
features somewhere there. We are, Okay, so it is. We're
not already game plus one to see you can understand
edition Indie Armors Club want's see your news. Can't do
a can't off off? What the fuck? Minus us a
gas unless you are targeted by the removed curs. We're
in this arm We have disadvantage of attack rolls against
demons and saving throws against their spells and special villain.
Speaker 3: All right, So to Dawn Armors to put it on
too dof armors to take it off.
Speaker 2: Mhm.
Speaker 3: I guess yeah, I just can't take it off. So
I'm hit by with like a removed curse spell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so would be considered heavy armor.
Speaker 3: And it's like, I rober twenty two.
Speaker 1: I will give you the twenty two. I'll give you
the twenty two because there's enough say, we'll say, like
there's enough wind going on outside, enough noise in here
and there. The way they're laughing and cackling that the
clanking of the armor is the sound is shielded. It
blends in so it doesn't disturb, it doesn't get their attention.
So where you how far do you get? How close
do you get to them?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna get they are in dim light or they
can only see dim light.
Speaker 1: You don't know, but I mean you're in like a
dim light dimplin area.
Speaker 3: Fine, I'll be here, right.
Speaker 1: So you walk up to some rock formations as you
kind of hide in the shadows of the dim light.
And what are you doing? You you're listening in Yes,
I am listening intently, and a lot a lot of
them that's kind of leaning leaning down the hood. She's
like hmm, She's like they're talking about, Oh god, there's
she's like, ew fucking their file. Random sex joke here,
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Uh
huh uh. Apparently they're waiting for them and their co
workers are waiting for the frosted the frosty eva to
wake up. And you hear and the mind kind of
shakes rumbles, and the elves look up around them, and
they look and they look back down. Let's see one
notices Oh, no, no, God, no, you not for not dead.
That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Twenty two.
Speaker 1: One of them does notice you, the one to the
to the left, No, this is you. And he's like, hey,
he says in common outside of Elvish, and he pulls
out his daggers. He points, and he points them up
like a bule stands. He's like, what are you doing here?
Speaker 3: You really want to know?
Speaker 1: No, I asked for my for my own sense of humor. Yes,
I want to know. As the other one pulls out
his tinseled daggers.
Speaker 2: Well, they're doing their thing. Can I just chuck my
hammer at one of their heads?
Speaker 1: Sure be, my guy, do it?
Speaker 3: Oh, I have a we can have like a Marvel
joke where I'm like, we're here to just pay a
visit to your girl, and they're like, we.
Speaker 2: Look over to see you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I just.
Speaker 2: Underhand, not underhand, but swinging underhand, toss it like thor
uh thirteen plus nine to twenty two?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, twenty two does hit beautiful.
Speaker 2: So since I'm throwing it, I'm gonna be using the
throwing ability. Where do I Why does my shirit always feel? Okay,
it doesn't move? They both need to make a DC
seventeen saving throw.
Speaker 1: What's kind of saven throw?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: Constitution? So and nineteen one is stunned, one isn't. I'm
gonna say the one on the left is the ah
will be the one that I was attacking, Okay, So
I'm gonna roll damage for that one, right, actually is it? Okay?
So damage? He takes nineteen from the hammer hitting his face,
Oh shit, okay, and then two D ten and then
another eleven from the thunder.
Speaker 1: Damage alright, and he's stunned. Okay, So yeah, you hit
the hammer, He's like oh and he gets and kind
of just lays to the grundy saw like twards you.
Speaker 2: And then one's like no, and my second attack, let's
throw my hammer again at the other one.
Speaker 1: Okay, that.
Speaker 2: Role than that twenty.
Speaker 1: Okay, not twenty you win because I rolled the jury twenty.
But then that twenty on im actly wins.
Speaker 3: Okay, So he will get sun.
Speaker 2: Too, and he's going to take a lot of damage.
Speaker 1: What's a lot.
Speaker 2: About to find out? Uh uh thirty two plus twenty four,
so fifty six.
Speaker 1: Fifty six. Okay, So you hit him way harder than
the other one. He is a lot more hurt, but
he's still a loved and he's still my god. Well,
this one was all he's almost dead. The second one's
almost dead, but the other one just kind of they're
both on the ground kind of like twitching was like,
and they have not alarmed. Well, throwing the hammer might
have alarmed might have alarmed them, but the other ones
that there are other ones in here, But you took
care of the two in front. As Peppermint starts dragging
their balls, these out of the way in the tunnel
one by one, and he walks over to you two.
Shall we continue?
Speaker 2: I mean, they're not permanently stunned, they're not dead.
Speaker 1: No, they're not dead, but.
Speaker 3: We should probably mean, they're stunned to our target as
fast as possible.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean if yeah, if we're good with them
being stunned and we think they're not going to chase us.
Speaker 1: They're hurt. They got their asses beat. So they're one
is on as one is like cleaning off for dear life,
and the other one is just like it's kind of
just like, holy fucking shit.
Speaker 2: Can I kick him in the ribs of really okay,
never mind, Yeah, you can kick him in the ribs.
I'm gonna kick him in the ribs is really hard.
The one that's less injured to like drive home, Okay, Yeah,
he's like God.
Speaker 1: And then you continue to walk up and you notice
all that as you get closer further into the tunnel,
you hear more and more of these elves, and you
get to a point where you just see one five
and then you assume that there's more further down the
line because you hear a lot more. And mister Peppman's
looking at the elves and then turns around and looks
at y'all.
Speaker 2: So you got any edge of this little peppermint man.
Speaker 1: He's kind of just his finger to his chin, to
his imaginary non access and chin and he's just like
m He walks over and he's like, I mean, how
far can you throw that hammer?
Speaker 2: Quite?
Speaker 1: I mean, sir, we can always bulldoze him down.
Speaker 2: I don't think I can throw through multiple targets. I
only get like two.
Speaker 1: Mm or you can also, I mean, he's like, well,
we can fight them all or fear that have caused
them fear idea.
Speaker 3: I don't know if it's the same idea, but I
do have something that involves a phantasm illusion. You go first, okay.
I propose that what you could do is like thro
your hammer, but to make a noise so that they
all turn towards that hammer where it lands, and then
I call a cast. What the heck is it? Phantasmal force?
I spell that Devin gave me on one of them,
to make it look like someone else is on fire,
and then they just tries to put him out.
Speaker 2: That could work. Yeah, everyone else, like, what's going on?
I was thinking that, since we now know who they're
here for, probably the lady in the Stone, why don't
we just pretend we're her fans too. Dang it, that's
so much more practical, it is, And I'm upset. That
I came up with it.
Speaker 3: So orderly, dude, like, uh, yeah, we're supposed to be here.
Speaker 2: Right, Like I go from smashing faces to like totally
she's my favorite.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, at them to buy it.
Speaker 2: I'm really good at talking to people.
Speaker 1: And mister partman is like, well, you bear, you bear
start now, as one starts walking up and he's just like.
Speaker 2: Whence it start?
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I'm talking to the elf guy?
Speaker 1: When's what start?
Speaker 2: When's she going to wake up? Are you new here?
Speaker 1: Because you must obviously be new here.
Speaker 2: I mean, so we've we heard I've heard rumors about her,
I've read some stuff in some books, but I've never
seen her in person. This is my first time seeing
her live. I know that it's they say it's around
the snowfall, but I've information surrounding her where at least
where I'm from is very uh very scarce.
Speaker 1: Oh hire low hire low.
Speaker 2: Hi? Hi?
Speaker 1: When at this time? And he stops and kind of
just like raises his eyebrow and he's like, oh my god,
you're early. Oh it's about to happen.
Speaker 3: Usually only elves, only.
Speaker 1: Only else show ups. This is interesting to see a
warforg you know what, it doesn't matter. Come on down.
He starts the taglong with y'all as you guys make
it down the tunnel, and all the other elves are
kind of looking at y'all like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: And he's.
Speaker 1: Walking with you, and he's like, he's with They're with us,
they're with us. They're here to see her wake up too,
And then they kind of go back to talking to
each other. They kind of just ignore your existence. As
you slowly rolled me a D one hundred or no no, no, no, no, no, no,
both of you roll me a persuasion jack. I do
see deception works to persuasion. Deception, whatever role you think
could would make sense if you can make it make sense.
Speaker 2: Ah, so close to when that twenty twenty three, I
rolled an eight plus eleven, so nineteen okay, okay, say
oh all right, okay, all right.
Speaker 1: So the elf looks at you, tom monnies, it's like, so,
where'd you hear about her?
Speaker 3: I heard her from distant lands and I just I
had to come see her. She sounds gorgeous, Oh she is.
Speaker 1: And she's messy and destructive and I just love for it.
As he's as you guys, are slowly making your way
up the tunnel to the larger crowd of elves. Are
right by the ladder that leads up to another walkway,
and roll me another persuasion check persuasion or deception, whichever one.
Speaker 2: Okay, So both of us.
Speaker 1: Fifteen okay, okay, okay, okay. And so as you guys
are working your way through the crowd to get to
the ladder, he the lf points. It's like she's right
up there that hasn't awakened yet. But if you like,
you can get a a sneak peek. Well, too long,
because you know, we all would like to take a
look at our ballot. But I'll let you all go
for it. You guys been so nice, you'all been chatting
and shit.
Speaker 2: Thanks. I really appreciate it. Singer in persons that be
so much different than the vague descriptions I get through
the old tomes that i'd go through.
Speaker 1: Oh one hundred, I know what you mean. It's a
fucking but as so you guys go up. Mister Pepperman
goes up the ladder and he starts making his way
down there, and y'all follow suit. Yes, okay, So as
you all make your way in. As you guys make
your way in, there's no one else. There's no one
else in the room with you. You just see a
large crystal in the middle of the room. It's radiating
an icy blue light.
Speaker 2: M h.
Speaker 1: And it's just glowing and you can kind of if
you look hard enough, you can kind of see a
silhouette in the crystal and you can see cracks are
starting to cracks A for me slowly, But Shirley, and
what do you do?
Speaker 3: So we want to hatch her out a little early.
Speaker 2: Or wait, well, if we think about it in nature,
her hatching would be when she's ready to be out.
If we catch her before she's ready, she could be weaker.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking if I just use that crosive stuff in
just the right spot, we make a hole just big
enough and then just stab her right through the head.
I'm good with that, all right, So I will approach cautiously,
all right, Tama.
Speaker 1: High or low?
Speaker 3: Hi?
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, you go up to her. Nothing happens. It's quiet.
You do see that there are cracks that are already formed,
but nothing significant like it's gonna break like right the second.
But it's it's quiet. She's not moving. The thing is
not the crystal is not moving at all, the rumbles
or anything like that.
Speaker 2: It's still.
Speaker 3: Is the crystal just one big piece or is there parts?
Speaker 1: Uh, she's in one big piece, but there are like
little parts branching off of the main one. But she's
in the big one in the center.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll probably take a souvenir back after we use
this file. So position myself to be right above her head,
uncork the bottle and carefully poor little drops, just right
above where her head would be.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, high or low, Let's go low. That's
seventy fab all right. So as you're uncorking at and
you see smoke coming out of smoke, but like I
don't know what to call it steam.
Speaker 3: Steam from the crystal acid.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the a the acid. So when
you uncork it, you see you see like a fog.
I want to see smoke because ashid doesn't come from.
Speaker 3: It's not a liquid.
Speaker 1: I mean it is a liquid, but like you can
smell the rankness.
Speaker 3: Of the acid, the fumes of the us it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's where I'm looking for fumes. And you pour
a couple drops and it lands on the crystal and
starts melting through and lands on her head and just
and then it hits her hair or her scalp, and
you can you can hear the burning sound. It sounds
like something's bubbling, and the ground start shaking. As the
cracks on the crystals start forming, more of them start forming, Yes, Nimber,
as the cracks get bigger, what do you do?
Speaker 3: Kidding the sneaking suspicion that I should probably hurrieth.
Speaker 1: This up, possibly.
Speaker 3: Poor more of the bottle. You're like, e.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, higher low.
Speaker 3: Low, Oh, okay, that's a low number.
Speaker 1: That's a low number. That's eleven. Yeah, it's a low
as fuck. Okay. So as it's sinking down, the hole
gets bigger and it goes and it's going right on
her scalp as it starts melting the flesh around body,
run her head. She's not moving, all right.
Speaker 3: The whole is probably big enough for me to shove
my sword down into, most definitely. And I'm gonna assume
the bottle is either close to empty or empty.
Speaker 1: That's cool. I would say it's close to empty.
Speaker 2: How kind.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna cork back up and then away.
Speaker 1: You maybe have like you maybe have like an ounce left.
Speaker 3: Uh, just you can do a lot with an ounce.
I'm gonna stick that sword, Get ready to thrust.
Speaker 1: It in, Okay, roll me a tackrol.
Speaker 2: Let me.
Speaker 3: Twenty eight eight okay, So.
Speaker 1: La la lama. All right. So you shove your sword
in there, and and the it hits the top of
the skull but has kind of a pushback, and you
see your like your scout crack underneath all like while
it's like, of course, it's still kind of like boiling
as it's slowly working through her skin, and you see
like your skull kind of crack as then there's a
large crack that that appears right on the crystal. As
you hear you see your sword starts vibrating and you
start hearing a singing note, a high note coming from
inside the crystal. Uh, roll me a.
Speaker 2: I wrote a perception check to see if there's any
speakers playing the voice that should be singing.
Speaker 1: Huh there's any speakers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, flip singing allegations.
Speaker 1: No, there are no, there are no speakers. Oh god,
that's that's funny. That's buddy, that that's fucked up. That's funny. Though,
you're right, though, roll me a conceive tama.
Speaker 3: Oh boy, twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, that's fine, that's fine. Do you take
half damage.
Speaker 3: Which is lucky.
Speaker 1: Oh you're gonna find out sixty eight psychic damage, so
it'd be half of twenty eight fourteen fourteen fourteen psychic damage.
As this loud note rings in your ears, as Peace
of the crystal start falling off or melting off from
the acid that's still kind of coursing through the crystal,
as she is as her face, as her upper body
is now revealed in the from the crystal, let me
there you go. Her head's like hairs falling out, her
skulls like melted. There's like ice underneath it, underneath the skin.
It's it's fucking gnarly looking. It's like, I think you
broke off Emma Frost, broke a piece off of Ma Frost.
And just there's like a big old gaping hold of
her head. And as she does the high note, the
crystal shatters, and that's where she shows her from her
waist up that's not in the crystal, And that is
where we're gonna go into turn order. Let me go ahead,
and all turns clear. Now you all know the drill.
Speaker 2: Like our character and then roll in the D twenty or.
Speaker 1: I don't know, roll initiative on the character she or
in your case.
Speaker 2: Yeah, unfortunately, I just have to tell you. Mine initiative
for me is oh nine, okay, so she's twenty four.
Speaker 1: And then miss you are not all right. First up
on the chop block is the frost Eva. Mama, you
are right fucking there, and you see her and she
looks down at you and she looks east as she
as she grabs a hold of her hair and her
hair falls into her hands. She's like she started screaming,
and she's going to look at you, Tama, and she
is going to strike. She's gonna attack you two times.
Let me go ahead and roll the No, that's not
the right one range, No, not wrong one one. Nope,
needs to be a fifteen fifteen What the fuck? That
doesn't hit or seventeen none of those hits. Oh my god. Okay, Yeah,
she tries to with the claws, but she does she's
like still in the in the freaking crystal, and so
she doesn't quite get you. And then she kind of
just like grabs a hold of the crystal, try to
pull herself out and she looks at you kind of
launched over it, and she starts letting out a note
that explodes into a sphere, a blizzard, a sphere that's
like a blizzard, like a storm sphere, but it's a blizzard.
So everything within. Let me see if I can find
where's that shape maker? Oh, draw free hand? Everything within?
Speaker 2: What was it?
Speaker 1: How many feet? Thirty foot radius? Sorry, let me go
ahead and delete that. I'll do this properly. Thirty foot
radius where she's at. You're right there, so everything within
a thirty foot radius is in this blizzard sphere. Make
me a constitution saving throw Comma, Okay, I was just
like I'm messing around.
Speaker 3: Con save twenty fail.
Speaker 1: You take fifty cold, fifty cold, fifty points of cold damage,
fifty points of thunder damage.
Speaker 2: But what.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that, I'm not like. That doesn't look
like cold damage. It looks like a fire.
Speaker 1: So if you have a resistance to cold, it ignores
the resistance.
Speaker 3: Oh it's how convenient.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you take fifty points of cold damage and
fifty points of thunder damage.
Speaker 3: Before that, does this do anything or or protection?
Speaker 2: Whenever you.
Speaker 3: That's yeah, I think I think I had like saving
throws from the demon armor. Okay, where there was something.
Speaker 1: Hey, utilize what you got?
Speaker 3: I made her mean, well, shoot, that doesn't do anything.
These don't do anything. Okay, okay, what was the damage again?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Fifty points of coal damage, fifty points of thunder damage,
and you are blinded and restrained my crystallized ice for
one minute.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I'm almost dead and sweet hendripies are I
think makes it to where I can't be blind but
I can still be restrained.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you basically you're restrained by like as the
blizzard's happening around, y'all, you start seeing ice kind of
start crawling up your legs where it's.
Speaker 2: Hang on, what can I cast? Counter spell?
Speaker 1: It's a spell.
Speaker 2: It's as fuck.
Speaker 1: It's her voice as that spell. Nice try though, but yeah,
I start traveling up your leg and that's gonna be
the end of her turn. You really can't do anything
else at the moment. She's kind of stuck currently still
Hama your go.
Speaker 3: I'm also stuck. I'm going to use the remaining ounce
to pour on that ice to free myself, say a
show as a souvenir and then bolt.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so you do that. Roll me as
you get freed, and you start running back, roll me
another con save.
Speaker 3: I better have something twenty five.
Speaker 1: Okay, you do pass, so you take m Nope, you
take no damage because you because you have a con save.
So you truck on through back back through the blizzard sphere.
All right, you're doing anything else.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm getting out of there. I don't think
I have anything else that I can do unless bonus actions.
M maybe you have bonus with this count. I don't
think that would work. Oh, these are not what I'm
looking for unless I'm kinda sort my stuff out. I
think X Bladed Curse would count, but I already moved
too far away.
Speaker 1: Okay, do anything else?
Speaker 3: No, I'm just gonna stay here and hope that Myth
can do his plan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's what's your health at? Oh?
Speaker 1: My oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, I was like I was at two fifty and
you took it down to one thirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sure did. All right, Next up, myth your
go oh right, he's still surrounded by the sphere, by
the blizzard sphere. That's happening. But I'll say that you're
not in rain, so you don't have to make a
concert for that.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do, Peppermint? Your job is
to make sure Tama doesn't die? Can you do that
for me?
Speaker 1: It looks over the Tama looks up at you and
says yes, sir, and he kind of waddles over to
Tama and he gets right in front of him as
he as a sword and shield magically appear in his hands.
Speaker 2: All right, So first course of action, Oh god, on myself,
I'm going to cast investure of ice at sixth level.
You are immune to cold damage. You have resistance to
fire damage. I can move across difficult terrain caused by
created by or ice or snow without any extra spending
extra movement. The ground in a ten foot radius around
me is icy and difficult terrain for creatures other than me,
the radius moves with you. I can use my action
to create a fifteen foot cote of wind. So basically
like a breath attack that deals damage and they have
to make a con saving throw.
Speaker 1: Okay, so the only problem with that is her blizterspear
ignores ignores cold.
Speaker 2: Resistance, not resistance immunity.
Speaker 1: You have immunity. Oh fuck, okay, well I didn't Okay, Okay,
that's fine, Okay, cool, So what are you gonna do now?
Because you fucked me? Go walk right in like you're
in the place.
Speaker 2: I mean, that is a concentration spell. So unfortunately, I
don't think I can do this. Is it? It is concentration,
So I can't do that. However, she's not moving.
Speaker 1: You can't move at the moment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I just cast my spell spell. So I'm
going to cast I think X would be pointless at
this point. Actually, one second, actually, can I can I
reverse that for a moment? Okay, I'm not going to
cast the investisture of ice, but know that that is
in my back pocket. What I am gonna do, however,
is because she's currently not able to move, I'm going
to cast seventh level firestorm on her, A storm, A
storm made up of sheets of roaring flames of her
in the location I choose within range. The area consists
of up to ten foot cubes, which I can arrange
as you wish, up to ten Oh my god, ten
ten foot cubes. Beautiful. Let me just so, I'm gonna
just uh so, I'm just she is every cube that's
possibly able to touch her is touching her. Ok So
we'll just say, like the six by six because she's
two two rows of or she three one two.
Speaker 6: No, or.
Speaker 2: So be twelve. So ten of the twelve cubes that
she occupies are fire.
Speaker 1: Does she make a save of any kind.
Speaker 2: Or dexterity next she has its advantage?
Speaker 1: God damn it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, each creature in the area mistakes a dexterity save,
it takes seventy ten fire damage on a failed save
on a fire damage, and on a field save it
takes half as much.
Speaker 1: All right, So she failed because of twenty one and eleven.
But since she's she's a disadvantage currently, So she I
am assuming failed.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay, seventy ten worth a damage not great, twenty
four damage okay, all right, not bad? And then okay, yeah,
and I don't know if it'll making a deck save
on I think it's on my turn. It doesn't really
say when she like, all right, we'll just say has
to make a deck save on my turn.
Speaker 1: Gotcha. Well, now she's passed. She's like, how fucking dare you,
you vile creature of abomination? So it's gonna be is
it in your turn?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That's the end of my turn because that was
and you know I will I will cast tax on her.
I know I'm doing that out of turn, but I will.
And then it'll just be wa is hex hex is concentration.
But the firestorm isn't. We'll just do decks. She has
a h or no, let's make it constitution actually, because
I can do more with constitution. Okay, that is eat.
Speaker 1: All right? Is her go? She is on fire and
she is pissed, and she starts with the fire and
the melting of the crystal. She is able to slowly
pull herself out and then she just lets out. She
takes one step off, get a little closer, and she
is going to let out a yeah, an ability called
shattered harmony. She sings another note. Can everyone make me
a DC?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Sorry a conceive talma, you have advantage.
Speaker 3: This is nineteen.
Speaker 1: Roll again, they can girl again.
Speaker 3: Doesn't succeed.
Speaker 1: Okay, so that would be a let's say a twenty
you just with the added on from bonus from pepper mint.
You just pass. You take half damage of what's gonna
happen of myth.
Speaker 2: I I'm trying to Okay, there we go. I rolled
in that twenty plus three.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, all right, that's fine. So you both will
take Tama, you take half of twenty five and Matthew
take half of thirty five.
Speaker 2: So thirty five minus like seventeen seventeen points.
Speaker 1: I'm thunder dammage.
Speaker 2: M h.
Speaker 3: O.
Speaker 1: And then she is that will end her turn actually
because since she took her movement to get out of
the crystal, all right, Tama, your go.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm i gonna do this. Is the ice storm
thing is she not doing?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, oh yeah, it dismantled when she was hit
with fire, so that dropped.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I might have to do this in a
certain order. What I'm thinking, I'm gonna use fantasma force, okay,
and assume that she yeah, she has oh yeah, want
she had to throw an investigation or is that to
figure out what it is?
Speaker 2: First?
Speaker 1: The target can use this action to examine the phantasm
with it.
Speaker 2: Just to make an intelligence saving throw.
Speaker 1: There it is, let me where are twenty four?
Speaker 3: Well trad that absolutely wins, So.
Speaker 2: Never mind.
Speaker 3: She can tell it's not real.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, she's a somewhat smart particle.
Speaker 3: There is not really a whole lot I can do.
Speaker 2: I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Produce flame for fire attack. But that's not a very
strong thing to use.
Speaker 1: Remember, you still do have the Crown, I do, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Looking at it, and I don't even know how to
use this. Okay, okay, that one might work.
Speaker 1: Now the Crown ladies and gentlemen. You'll know what that
is later on. So just no story future story stuff.
Speaker 3: Does she have any spell effects or magical buffs on
her person?
Speaker 1: No, she just had special trace and features like attacks
and stuff actions. Not necessarily, No, not in that sense.
Speaker 3: Now, well, shoot, I guess I'm just gonna have to
go aggressive. I'm going to get up in her face
and use the Crown's first gym, ruby of wrath. And
that's the whole what's the first one?
Speaker 1: Ruby a wrath? Your next melee attack deals additional five
D ten fire damage and ignores resistance. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
you could do shirt. You could sure do that.
Speaker 3: No, I don't know if that stacks with like divine
smide or anything.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it will twenty one, does it?
Speaker 3: Twenty one? Okay? So that plus five ten?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Nice, significantly better than what I ruled.
Speaker 1: She said you cracked out earlier. Two Jesus fucking Christ Okay, okay, yeah, okay,
you're kind of wailing on her a little bit. Yeah,
all right, she took she took a bit of damage
from that, and I.
Speaker 3: Do have a second I have an extra attack goat. Okay,
so let's try fourteen.
Speaker 1: Fourteen does not hit?
Speaker 3: Well? Shoot, I wish that twenty five was at the
other spot, but no, I missed. But that is all
I can do.
Speaker 1: Alrighty, next up, meth.
Speaker 2: No fire damage. Firestorm is a one time thing. Okay.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, wait you did you tell fire damage right, Tama?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, okay, so did I calculated wrong? Real quick? No? No,
ands is just ignores resistance, right.
Speaker 3: It does ignore resistance?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she can little. She a little hurt because again,
since you cracked out early, she's not our full health issue.
Speaker 3: I mean, she doesn't want a whole lot, but she
could probably use some white wind.
Speaker 2: Girls.
Speaker 1: She needs some outlays. She needs to go to the
she needs to go to the the burning it between
the acid burns and now this.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the top of her school still kind of.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's falling out.
Speaker 3: She is, Yes, she's got like that Friar shaved the
top of the heads, look, but the hair on the sides.
Speaker 1: That's terrible. Yes, pretty much my turn.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I finished my turn.
Speaker 2: Oh, I wasn't trying to. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: No, I finished my turn, and I was like, I
couldn't do anything else.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that kind of ruined my plan. I wish
I read that's felt better unless I have a bonus action,
in which case I could throw one last thing.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm back what happened.
Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't use the bonus action, did I?
Speaker 2: You can bonus action potion.
Speaker 3: Potion, which one.
Speaker 2: Healing of some sort.
Speaker 3: I was I was going to consider Explet's curse as
a bonus.
Speaker 2: That would work because now you're right up in her face.
Speaker 3: Yep. Okay, so she's all cursed down, and basically I
get bonus. The damage rolls, which is a bonus, equals
my proficiency bonus, which I think my proficiency bonus is six. Yeah,
So for my it's like yeah for someone, but the
next time I attack her that I can add six
to whatever I attack roll is unless the sandwich I
think that's damage. The attack roll you make against the
curse target is a critical hit on roll of nineteen
or twenty okay, So the bonus is to damage, not attack.
Oh yeah, so good now, Yes, and if I managed
to kill her, I get hit points equal to my
warlock level plus chrismon modifier, so that's nice, but mainly
just the bonus to punching and cutting. Anyway, meth officially returned.
Speaker 2: I'm going to heave my hammer at her.
Speaker 1: Okay, eive a way, bitch.
Speaker 2: Coming down within that twenty plus nine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the hits, double the damage, double dice or double
the damage?
Speaker 2: Oh double damage, con save seventeen disadvantage.
Speaker 1: Disadvantage okay, all right, all right.
Speaker 2: Fifteen fuck yes, she's stunned until my next turn.
Speaker 1: Roll the damage?
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, uh nineteen so thirty eight plus my hecks,
which is one D six I think yeah, one D six,
so that'll be three so six. All right, well then
all i'll uh it's in the face again. Okay. And
since she's donned, do I get advantage?
Speaker 1: Yes, of course you do.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, nineteen plus nine twenty eight yeap the heads
the madge twenty five plus two twenty seven.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, Uh.
Speaker 2: What about uh Peppermint, he didn't do anything, he had
a turn.
Speaker 1: Peppermint is going to.
Speaker 2: Can we just have him be a heel slave every single.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, noah, yeah, that's one.
Speaker 2: He is going to do.
Speaker 1: A little potion of his with magic. Uh, Tom, you're
gonna take You're gonna gain sixteen points of health.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's really gonna help.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what. That's fine? All right, cool, I'll
do it again twy you can did twice return thirteen points.
Speaker 3: That happened.
Speaker 2: That's half of the fifty you took, almost.
Speaker 3: Almost barely put.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you expect him to do. He's
doing his best.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, leave my little man alone. Little God, do.
Speaker 3: Your stuff already, all right?
Speaker 1: Is it the in a mistern?
Speaker 2: I am also gonna hit Tama with some heels. I'll
do healing word at level five, so that'll be five
D four.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Plus my spell modifier thirteen plus nine is twenty one.
But I also get some other stuff because of my
raia abilities. Blessed healer. Alright, I get hit points, so
I'm gonna heal for seven. But I know I and
then you're also gonna heal another seven.
Speaker 1: Damn, so twenty eight points of healing.
Speaker 3: So I just get seven from that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I have a disciple of Life, which whenever
I cast Whenever I use a spell level of water
hire to restore hit points to a creature, that creature
gains additional hit points equal to two plus that spells level.
I cast it at level five.
Speaker 3: So I just got seven hit points from that.
Speaker 2: No, you got twenty eight? Yeah, thirteen plus nine, which
is twenty one plus seven twenty eight.
Speaker 3: Okay, so I need to go one, two, three, Okay, No,
I can't.
Speaker 2: Anything else smith, Nope, that should be it. Or and
he said she's stunned, right, Yep, she's stunn until my turn.
Speaker 1: Shit, she can't do anything? Well she has to roll
what conceive?
Speaker 2: Nope?
Speaker 1: Nope, damn Yeah, she's stuck. Okay, Well, Tama, you gocher
the thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I don't think I can use the crown again.
I don't think it lets me.
Speaker 1: Uh what does the rules say about it?
Speaker 3: M head, I'll find it read. It tells you the
effect the fragment of the finicky so west per day,
you may actively one gym to use its n power.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so the rats has already been used.
Speaker 3: Fine, okay, regular attack.
Speaker 1: Twenty eight when eight hits.
Speaker 3: Try to see that. Okay, that's seventeen thirteen twelve. Another swing,
Oh that's the sixteen.
Speaker 2: What about explode?
Speaker 3: Oh no, umm, exploited only adds to the damage, which
I don't know if I added that to the last
Oh you have not what's the added efty plus six?
And I guess it doesn't matter of us. Yeah, I
don't think it specific as a damage type. It just
says you add six because it's the proficiony bonus. All right,
but the second attack does not it And I didn't
hit for nineteen or twenty as a detact rule, so
that doesn't work. Oh or right, paid all right, r
of Hey, I completely keep forgetna have this bonus. So
mainly weapon damage rules equal to the Paladin's chrisma modifier.
Speaker 1: So plus five she loses another fire? Okay, yeah, she
is not looking so hot.
Speaker 3: She never did because she's rigid.
Speaker 1: Ha ha.
Speaker 3: I mean technically I could do a bonus action. I
just don't know if that's gonna be mean useful. It
requires concentration of the ten minutes. Does anybody want an extra.
Speaker 2: To ac you are currently doing hex Blades curse and
if it's similar to heck's it's a concentration.
Speaker 3: Right, it would break concentration. Okay, forget the bonus. I'm
I'm done with my hilly.
Speaker 1: Turn a right, miss, you're up.
Speaker 2: I'most roll my hammer at the bitch again. Work and
because she's still stunned. Advantage Yep, that's true. Eleven does
not hit. You'd be surprised. I rolled two tubs advantage
again at taic, but anat.
Speaker 1: Twenty does a NAT twenty does hit?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Roll her constitution disadvantage.
Speaker 1: Undisadvantage by twenty mm. Hell yes, goddamn.
Speaker 2: Oh these are good rules. Twenty two plush oh times
two so forty four plus six twelve?
Speaker 1: How do you want to do it?
Speaker 2: Hell, I'm just yeat the hammer at her head. I've
been bouncing that, shut out her face, and as the
hammer collides, I cast at sixth level soul cage.
Speaker 1: Soul cage. What does that do?
Speaker 2: This spell snatches the soul of a humanoid as it
dies and traps it inside a tiny cage for you
to use for the material component. So as a material
compone and I can do some stuff, but I'm not.
I'm not gonna do anything with that. I'm just gonna
take this soul and put it in my bag of holding.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So yeah, so when you throw the hammer
at her, it hits her head and her head flies
rights clean off, like breaks off like a like a
hunk of ice. And of course she saw you her
soul she let she tries to let out one last shriek.
But when you suck out her soul her her head
just becomes limp, or her body just becomes limp. And
you see the frigid like cold like if someone's like, okay,
when you're breathing outside and you got that what do
they call it?
Speaker 2: That? Like frost breath, frost breath, it's like that.
Speaker 1: It comes out of her mouth and that's her soul,
and her soul goes right into your spells. You now
have her soul, and she is dead. You have defeated
the frost Eva. She is dead once again. Are you
bringing a token back?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: I'm gonna grab her body by the ankle and drag
it back to the snow person.
Speaker 1: Too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, hammer's going, and the hammer's going in its little
hilt thing. I got the head by the remnants of
the hair.
Speaker 3: I've got those chunks of crystal to give to the
potion cellar.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, yeah, okay, all right, so you guys make
it out of the mind. As you're dragging her course,
the elves, they part ways like we're not gonna oh ship,
We're not fucking with this guy. They're like we're they're
being smart, like we're not gonna fuck with you. And
there's like, oh my god. And then you hear some
whimpering and the whippering from somebod the other cute.
Speaker 2: As you and she's not coming back at this time.
I made sure of it.
Speaker 1: Bit you drag off the body and then we're you
drag it through town and everyone's kind of like what
and then you make it back to the.
Speaker 2: Well.
Speaker 1: Actually, when you go back to the town, you see
that there's a portal sitting there like it's like it
was waiting for you, and you go through it, and
of course you end up right back in the throne
room of Oop, not two of you in the throne
room of Tira. As you're bringing in the corpse and
the head and the body of the hag and she's
sitting in her chair and she's and she's just like
her eyes kind of widened.
Speaker 2: I brought you her body. I can see that I
also have her soul if you want that as well.
Speaker 1: Kind of looks surprised her her soul.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, after I smashed her head in with the hammer,
I cast soul cage, and like I reached into the
bag and pull out the soul cage and huh, Now,
if you want, I can send this soul to another
plane of existence, probably one that's filled with fire and
hate and no love for snow creatures whatsoever. That's up
to you.
Speaker 1: Kind of thinks about it. She's like, you know, what
you do with the soul, whatever you wish, whatever you
want to do with the soul, you make sure it
leaves this place and never comes back, because now the
bitch is dead permanently, as promised. As she's she kind
of looks to the body in the head and she
kind of just smirks. As promised, you both will get.
Speaker 3: A wish awesome A few comments. So, did I even
give the glass the crystal charge back to that potion.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: So, as we're going through the town, you walk back
into the potions potions shop and you see the guy
saying there, He's like, oh, came back.
Speaker 2: Can I give him some hair and some other like
bits and pieces of the body as well. Oh, yes,
most efinitely, you'll love that perfect.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 1: As you hand them all the stuff, he's like, oh wow,
oh hair from the where's his hair from? Is this
the hair from the Yeah? Where's the what's the hair from?
Speaker 2: I think it's better you don't ask questions.
Speaker 1: Say less. And he grabs it and takes the crystal piece.
We're even, and he's like, you know what for the
hair and materials from said corpse. And he's going over
looking through some shit and he brings out or potions
of greater healing. He's like, here, we're even. I will
take those and you will keep those for the rest
of the game until you use them.
Speaker 3: Awesome. And then the second thing I was gonna say,
now that we're here, I look over me, like, if
you don't have any plans for that soul, can I
eat it?
Speaker 2: That's even better. I was just gonna trap it in
some plaint of existence of doom to forever suffer, but
to be your food? What powers are you going to
get from this? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: I mean I might get some more tails.
Speaker 2: It's oh oh ah.
Speaker 3: The soul that affected me was that one warlock and yeah,
as far as I can tell, this lady doesn't have
a similar curse.
Speaker 2: So yeah, and she's like an incredibly strong being that
had some sort of like perpetuance that allowed her to
be reborn.
Speaker 1: J okay, okay, So you're gonna eat it. You're gonna
eat it in front of you. You ask myth in
front of tear up your if you can eat the soul? Yes,
and Tier is like, by all means, as long as
her soul does not come back here, her body will.
She will be dead. So if you want to eat it,
I don't give it.
Speaker 3: She's like, go for it, and I'm gonna yem me
down on this soul.
Speaker 1: So you get the soul. And the soul is like
a little like a cold breath from a warm body
and just floating around your head as you just gnam
it down like you chomp on it down, and it
goes down your throat kind of like a slushy and
it's almost like a like a what call it? It
tastes like blue gatoring that's just going down your gullet.
Speaker 2: M hm.
Speaker 1: Now, even though you don't have the curse of gluttony anymore,
you doce. Course, still as a bulpus. You still have
billies that come up as you devour these fucking thulls
so powerful.
Speaker 3: So angry.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not, I'm not. I'm not angry. I just
did not expect you do guys do that. But you
know what, That's fine, Okay, call higher low Tama.
Speaker 3: Oh you she gave me a dirty sould and what
she got I not.
Speaker 1: Give it very so lo okay, all right, all right,
so you get when you devour the soul, your body
feels cold, but then you feel like the warmth returning.
Speaker 2: You get.
Speaker 1: I think how many tales did I did? We decide
that to be most?
Speaker 3: I think the most. I think the most you said
was nine.
Speaker 1: You get all that, you get all you get the
rest of them, because I think right now you have
like three or four.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I think I had three, and then
Mama had five.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, you're gonna get with because the combination of
that magic and then the crown that you have. Of course,
when you eat the soul, the crown reacts to it
and you get more magic coursing through you. You gain
all nine tails again for future for players listening at
this current time, you're not. You're gonna be like, what
well mean by this point he should I don't. Yeah, okay, no,
he would have his three tails because he hasn't gained
any more tails than a hot But you gain all
nine and you get a ice ability, you get one
of her abilities. Let me take us your immune cold
you're immune the cold damage shit, and you're gonna be
taking her Oh I really want to give you that. Okay,
you know what. I'm gonna give you a version of
her Winter Finale, which is the one where when she
sings a high note, a blizzard sphere occurs. But the
only difference is you're not gonna be dealing fifty points
of cold damage and fifty points of thunder damage. I'm
gonna create something that fits more the style of for
the stylid character that you have app but it's gonna
be something along those lines. I'm gonna get you something
inspired by that by her blizard sphere basically awesome.
Speaker 3: Okay, what was this character's names?
Speaker 1: Frost Eva just they just call her the frost Eva,
so you can say you got the devour of the
soul the frost Eva. And of course I'll create some
name for the feature for the ability you'll get from it.
You gain all nine tails, and you're immune to cold damage.
Speaker 3: Period.
Speaker 1: If you come across something that says, oh, doesn't matter
if you mean the cold damage you're taking cold damage.
No you don't. You don't take told cold damage, point
blank period.
Speaker 3: Awesome. Now for my wish, Oh my god, it's okay.
Speaker 1: Okay, she's like yeah, she's like, yes, your wishes.
Speaker 2: Fuck, hang on, I gotta think I wasn't ready for that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're deciding right now.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: You're not getting no time to figure this think this.
Speaker 3: Out, all right? So does Tira know Scarlet?
Speaker 1: I think Tira met. I think Tira is Matt Scarlet.
Speaker 3: Okay, Scarlett is She's still being pursued by the Angels
have happened or whomever.
Speaker 1: Perceived as in like watched, like as.
Speaker 3: In people keep following her and keeping her from Oh okay, yes,
m I don't know how to word this because I
kind of got all the things I wanted, Like what
if Scarlett is free from pursuit, Like the angels have
no power over her anymore?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 3: Like she can still be an angel. Obviously, she's like
she just doesn't have to report to anybody, like like
if her.
Speaker 1: Dad wants her back, you sever her ties to them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, kind of like Cubo in the Two Strings or Okay.
Speaker 1: What's the wish you got word it?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Don't you guys say I wish this?
Speaker 3: I wish for your feet and Genie? Okay, So what
would be? So is it called the high Heavens like
who she started with?
Speaker 1: Okay, let me look, so the Heavenly Realm, I have
that down here. I'm pretty sure Heavenly Realm is called
Nova Staala and it's ruled by the morning Star, which
is the god of one of the gods. He's the
god of light. But it's Nova Stala.
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess the way I would word it would
be I wish for Scarlett to be free from the
bounds of Nova Stalla.
Speaker 1: And Tira kind of just blames for a second, says,
you want your wish is to cut an angel's ties
to Nova Stala. Huh.
Speaker 3: She doesn't seem happy there, No, she's kind of she's
kind of like that's a wish.
Speaker 1: She's just like, I've never you know what, it's not
any in my business. And she snaps her fingers and
you can't. You kind of feel like the ground shake,
and she's like, it's done. Your angel won't be bothered
by the morning Star or her kin. I'm doing this
more for the fact it's gonna piss him off, and oh, entertainment.
Speaker 3: I think it is payback for that beatdown to death I.
Speaker 1: Got yeah from his shot from his son, Yeah, g
from Gesus. She looks over, Oh, he for sure did.
And she looks over to you, myth, and she's like,
what does your wish war for?
Speaker 2: I wish that Toma's younger brother was alive and on
my ship.
Speaker 1: Oh amazing, And she's kind of she's like, she's like
she claps her hands and she in her book and
her magic book appears and she's like, oh, resurrection, okay,
just flops through her spell book and she's like aha,
and she starts speaking in in very old language from Aglos.
Now that you recognize what she's she's she's conducting. Granted,
at this point, when you see the spell book, do
you do you kind of vaguely remember her from Aglos,
like you briefly came across paths with her with Jezabel,
so you briefly remember that spell books like we woo
oh okay, I kind of remember you. And she starts
saying some an incantation in an old language from Aglos,
and a black like a black or comes out of
the book and she says, and she in her book
raises up as she finishes the incantation, and she closes
her hand and the book slams and a bright light
bursts out and she's like, it's done. He looks to
tell me, your younger brother will be on that ship.
On your ship looks the myth, the extension of you.
I know, I realized that when I put the body,
When I put the body on the ship, it's I
was I saw you. You know, you two are very
especially you war Forge, very interesting and familiar. But mm
hmm mhmm. She knows, well, do you ever need anything,
you two, I.
Speaker 2: Will extend that offer if you ever need another thing destroyed.
Speaker 1: Lovely And she takes back her seat and she's like,
and she opens up a portal behind y'all. She's like,
have a safe trip back.
Speaker 2: As I as I walked through, I'll let Josebelle know
you said hi.
Speaker 1: And she kind of just oh, and she realizes, Oh,
she remembers, she remembers that who you are, and she
kind of just like gets surprised for a second, and
then she just waves goodbye. Do you have anything less
to say? Tom? Before you walk through the gate portal?
Speaker 2: Shoot?
Speaker 3: And she was adopted by Winter.
Speaker 1: And do I know this?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, okay, probably wouldn't make a comment on that. Then
I would just bow my head and walk through.
Speaker 1: Okay, alrighty, And that is the end of today's episode.
The death of the frost Eva, the perma death of
the frost Eva. I was not expecting. I should have
expected that you that you were, that you guys were
going to do some bullshit with the soul and devour
the soul. But I honestly did not see that coming.
Speaker 3: I hadn't eaten souls in the while. I'm like, what
if I just did?
Speaker 2: Well? You wait on you?
Speaker 1: Sure as hell. I ate a powerful one.
Speaker 3: Girl.
Speaker 1: I okay, let me let me put it this way.
When I create her, she is a CR level Let's
see a CR at full strength at full four, she's
a CR level twenty. But of course she was nerved
a little bit because you, because she got cracked out
of the ice before she was ready, so she was
probably more like a seventeen or eighteen yerr little so
but yeah, no, yeah, she's pretty powerful. Yeah, so now
I gotta come up. I'm gonna come up with some
an nobility or two. I might give you an aura
ability to you might get a two abilities from her
devouring her soul that that winter something based on the
winter from La. And then maybe like in aura where
you can cause like some form of because normally she
would have a aura that if you enter her, if
you enter or start their turn in her aura, which
would be like fifteen to fifteen feet ahead of her,
she would take or you would take like well she
well she's concentrating anyway, you would had twenty cold damage
plus twenty thunder damage and of course it freeze it.
If you die, your soul your frozen. Your soul's frozen
if you died. Of course she didn't. So nonetheless, thank you,
thank you all for listening today's episode. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.
This is on. This episode will be posted on Christmas
Eve and that is on Wednesday. So I hope everyone
and had fun on this kooky little adventure on killing
Winter Hag based by the by a very popular singer
who comes out of the crypt every year during Christmas.
But thank y'all for listening today's episode again, Merry Christmas,
Happy Holidays, have everyone and everyone have a great Christmas.
See y'all next week.
Speaker 3: Bye bye, goodbye.
Speaker 2: Later