Speaker 1: Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look
Speaker 1: he's it. Hey, hey, hey hey.
Speaker 2: So look, we all know there's times that you need
Speaker 2: to be respectful and sometimes you just can't help yourself.
Speaker 2: You know, we were just laughing at something off off,
Speaker 2: you know, before we started, but uh, there's it reminds
Speaker 2: me of my friend went to one of our friends, Crispy.
Speaker 2: He died like in twenty twenty one, alcoholic. You know
Speaker 2: that was gonna happen our friends. Yeah, no, one of
Speaker 2: Oh what about you? Yeah, one of one of my
Speaker 2: friend and the person that I'm referring to. This is
Speaker 2: why I said that, if I said hour, uh this
Speaker 2: cool alcoholic guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: But yeah, so my friend, so I was, I was
Speaker 2: actually away. I was in Europe at the time, so
Speaker 2: I can go to the funeral. But my friend went
Speaker 2: to the funeral and he was having He was trying
Speaker 2: his hardest not to laugh because number one open casket
Speaker 2: and then for some reason, flies kept landing on dude's face.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh shit.
Speaker 2: It And then fucking his girlfriend, you know, at the time,
Speaker 2: she does a singing rendition and it's fucking trash and
Speaker 2: he's so ready puts his head down, trying, and then
Speaker 2: somebody that's sitting next to him is trying to console
Speaker 2: him because they're thinking he's laughing.
Speaker 1: He's crying and that made him. You can you make
Speaker 1: your laugh that sound like tears? I can do that,
Speaker 1: so I've define got away with them.
Speaker 2: I've seen people hysterically cry to where it sounds like
Speaker 2: they're laughing.
Speaker 1: I don't. I can do the other spectrum laugh. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm crying. That's interesting. Do it right now? I can't.
Speaker 1: Nothing nothing that funny happened. Yeah, funny shit happens. I'm
Speaker 1: absolutely gonna do it. Though nothing funny happens anymore. There
Speaker 1: is nothing funny.
Speaker 3: There's nothing funny. Shows over bye, guys.
Speaker 2: You know what I do think it's funny. I think
Speaker 2: oh well, actually, first of all, you want to say welcome.
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Speaker 1: Show's over bye. Thank Thank God for Patreon, because God damn. Hey,
Speaker 1: Patreon's doing well. Actually I check the numbers and I'm like,
Speaker 1: you guys are listening. You're listening to the threats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: listening to the threads. Actually, even even Spreaker or other
Speaker 1: ship is doing very very well because we keep doing
Speaker 1: three fucking plus hour podcasts. Love it. We This proves
Speaker 1: that threats work. Yeah, threats. Threats are important. I have
Speaker 1: a serious, I serious conunderment I want to bring up. Actually,
Speaker 1: I've been thinking about this because I do want to
Speaker 1: have kids, and I'm probably gonna start That's probably gonna
Speaker 1: be my next year adventure of like working on like
Speaker 1: trying to trying to start my my family. M m uhh.
Speaker 1: And I've been just thinking a lot about the idea
Speaker 1: of the interactions I'll have with kids with bullying in school,
Speaker 1: and I've realized that there's just literally no way of
Speaker 1: stopping it. Yeah, of course, Like actually, so I'm just
Speaker 1: trying to like figure out how do I, like, how
Speaker 1: the fuck do you go about that? You? What do
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 3: You can beat the children up, but then that ends
Speaker 3: up me in jail, and then the child does have
Speaker 3: a parent, You don't have to go to jail necessarily,
Speaker 3: you don't have.
Speaker 1: People won't know it's you. If I beat this kid up,
Speaker 1: if I put a on and show up and beat the.
Speaker 2: Put a what but one of the the you know
Speaker 2: with the Muslim ninja women, you know what they wear.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Okay, put that on because like that won't it won't
Speaker 2: even like show off your figure, because it'll be like
Speaker 2: hanging on a big Yeah, and that's a giant ghost.
Speaker 1: Beat up this kid. If you see that giant ghost
Speaker 1: beat up that kid, call them and leave. Yeah. Man,
Speaker 1: you know, people believe crazier ship if if like if
Speaker 1: you actually think about it, I would believe that. If
Speaker 1: somebody don't believe, they believe crazier things. But like I
Speaker 1: believe crazier things. You know what you should do?
Speaker 2: Look at you hire homeless man and then put a
Speaker 2: crown of thorns on him, like Jesus kicked the ship
Speaker 2: out of this kid out of pocket. It sounds out
Speaker 2: of pocket, but it's not even going to be traced
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: A guy doesn't even look like Jesus exly, it's just
Speaker 3: not even it's just like just it's just a nondescript
Speaker 3: person with no Jesus like figures at all, but he's
Speaker 3: got a cry of throne, so it must be him.
Speaker 1: The idea of hiring a homeless person to kill somebody
Speaker 1: for you, its crazy, but I think thinks would do that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure many have tried.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be surprised if that's a common that at
Speaker 3: one point was not super uncommon.
Speaker 1: They've tried, and now it was probably very.
Speaker 2: Common before when homeless people weren't overwhelmingly just insane, they
Speaker 2: were just.
Speaker 1: You know, like that's true. Like now yeah, now it's
Speaker 1: that's a that's a seventy thirty. You're like, you're you're
Speaker 1: either you're almost surely it's going to be a disign
Speaker 1: drug addict. So you can't really yeah, you can't find
Speaker 1: another drug addict, but I think one leads to the other.
Speaker 1: That's the thirty percent though thirty yeah, that is true.
Speaker 1: Thirty percent is still drug addicts, but thirty percent is
Speaker 1: the drug addict.
Speaker 2: So like otherwise, seventy percent, you're gonna get in insane
Speaker 2: person and the plan is going to fail because it's
Speaker 2: like trying to It's like finding a stray cat and
Speaker 2: then like let's hey, hey.
Speaker 1: I need you to do something for me. It's it's
Speaker 1: just as useless. It's useless, like it's you're wasting your time.
Speaker 1: The idea of trying to get a stray cat to
Speaker 1: commit a hit for you is crazy. Listen here. Do
Speaker 1: you think any hopeless people have tried that? Hey? Come here?
Speaker 1: Oh for sure? Do you think it's worked? Do you
Speaker 1: think there's at least one that it's worked? Like it
Speaker 1: bits It just went to somebody and clawed into their throat,
Speaker 1: deepened up accidentally.
Speaker 2: I think it it's not that the straight cat understood,
Speaker 2: but it was gonna do the thing anyway, you know,
Speaker 2: like like it was.
Speaker 3: It was just like it was a perfect coincidence. He
Speaker 3: asked it to do something that was already it already
Speaker 3: had it set its mindset on doing, and then.
Speaker 1: It like stops, observes and speaks. Well I do. My
Speaker 1: curiosity is.
Speaker 3: There are obviously domestic dog related fatalities.
Speaker 1: Sure, I can't imagine that that's true for cats. It
Speaker 1: probably is, but it's it's like a very it's a
Speaker 1: very circumstantial.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like a cat like knocked over
Speaker 3: like a glass of poison into soup or something.
Speaker 1: Like like like cat like your cat like nicks at
Speaker 1: your legacy, like that you slipped break your neck on
Speaker 1: like the fucking counter.
Speaker 3: Right, So cats, it's it's like the inciting incident was a.
Speaker 1: Cat, but not the cat finishing the job. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: dogs finish the job. Some dogs in the job. Often
Speaker 1: some of them. I don't. I've been attacked by dogs before,
Speaker 1: and I feel like a dog could not kill me
Speaker 1: unless I chose not to fight back, well, which very
Speaker 1: likely I might not cho to fight back until like
Speaker 1: it's probably too late. I'm getting really hurt.
Speaker 3: A lot of people, I think just have a hard
Speaker 3: time hurting dogs. Yeah, you know, I think that's what
Speaker 3: YEA even in a survival scenario. I bet like it's
Speaker 3: there's something like like there's something in your brain that's
Speaker 3: like I shouldn't hit this.
Speaker 1: The humans that survived to this point probably have that
Speaker 1: innate like dog gene for the most part, And then
Speaker 1: people that don't have that gene are crazy to me, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't I don't get how you don't like dogs.
Speaker 1: That really makes me think like something's wrong with you
Speaker 1: as a person. I don't really know anyone that doesn't
Speaker 1: like dogs. I know people that genuinely don't like dogs.
Speaker 1: Who doesn't like dogs, at least brother doesn't like dogs.
Speaker 3: What do you mean like doesn't Okay, hold on, there's
Speaker 3: a distinguishing factor here that he does not like is afraid.
Speaker 1: But what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Does he not like dogs or does he actively dislike dogs?
Speaker 1: There's a difference, yes, because.
Speaker 3: It's different because there's people who just don't care, you know,
Speaker 3: who don't have a preference like it. I like dogs,
Speaker 3: I like cats. I really don't give a shit. I
Speaker 3: like I like it, I like a general kind of
Speaker 3: mammal that sits in the house.
Speaker 1: I think it's even insane for people to just not
Speaker 1: like dogs. Actively disliking them is you're usual to be
Speaker 1: probably gunned down. But like not liking dogs insane, like
Speaker 1: being like not being like, oh that's cute, I want
Speaker 1: to pet It is insane to me, like how could you?
Speaker 1: How could you? How you? How does that? Well?
Speaker 2: Technically like trauma technically biologically it is a little bit
Speaker 2: weird because the you know, little animals and a lot
Speaker 2: of little things are designed to look adorable so you
Speaker 2: don't taill them, so you.
Speaker 1: Don't it is it might be that's an evolutionary trait. Yeah,
Speaker 1: animals to deal with people are to be cute so
Speaker 1: we don't slaughter them. That can't be true that I
Speaker 1: think it might be. I think it's very much animals
Speaker 1: that probably exists now. I'm not saying on understand it's true,
Speaker 1: but think of the animals that exist now and how
Speaker 1: many of them are just cute by nature. No, but
Speaker 1: I understand that. But I guess my to think they
Speaker 1: were cute ourselves, not so much, That's.
Speaker 3: What I'm saying, because like there's no because there's no
Speaker 3: way like a snake looks at like a baby mongoose
Speaker 3: and things like.
Speaker 1: Right, because they we're talking about humans, humans.
Speaker 3: Right, But like they all of them just so happened
Speaker 3: to develop being cute for to protect them from people.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 2: So, I think when you think about well, when you
Speaker 2: think about advanced like you think about almost anything, like
Speaker 2: say a pep peppers have those whatever those things to
Speaker 2: protect themselves from being eaten.
Speaker 1: It's like and it's it's a response.
Speaker 2: And there's certain other things that don't have that because
Speaker 2: there's no opportunity for them to grow, like saying colder climates,
Speaker 2: so they don't need to have any protections like things
Speaker 2: that grow and like real, it's like. And what I
Speaker 2: mean by that is, after a while when something kept happening,
Speaker 2: like say humans or of the.
Speaker 1: Older versions of ourselves were.
Speaker 2: Hunting certain animals and indiscriminately, who cares if they're young
Speaker 2: or not. Probably over time because of like how we
Speaker 2: even developed ourselves with liking hips and tits and stuff
Speaker 2: certain things. There are certain things that have developed for
Speaker 2: us to find esthetically pleasing, and I feel like for
Speaker 2: animals it's the same thing where I.
Speaker 1: Feel like it's a two for situation. I feel like,
Speaker 1: definitely we developed to not murder small q things, yeah, ourselves,
Speaker 1: and then things that were smaller and cuter themselves just
Speaker 1: survived because we weren't murdering them. I think that tit.
Speaker 1: I think it's exactly. That's that's how that works. Something.
Speaker 1: Some things are one cause, but some things are like
Speaker 1: I think, so let me just let me just clarify.
Speaker 3: The implication of the conversation is that things used to
Speaker 3: be ugly and then people came and then they were like,
Speaker 3: we have to be cuter. That's kind of the implication
Speaker 3: of that sentence, which is like, it can't be real,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, maybe to a degree, like
Speaker 3: cats weren't like these hulking beasts or like this, these
Speaker 3: gross fucking beasts when they're born and then suddenly like oh,
Speaker 3: people came and then they were like, we gotta be
Speaker 3: cute now. Like I just I don't mean, I don't
Speaker 3: think there's been enough time for that to even think.
Speaker 1: I think are old, way older. You think it's crazy,
Speaker 1: I would say that would millions of years. One mutation
Speaker 1: could change shit. Man, it's often that simple. But like
Speaker 1: it takes like one mutation. Think of it like this.
Speaker 3: I think we just naturally think things that are newer
Speaker 3: and smaller and rounder.
Speaker 1: I think that.
Speaker 2: Think about like like wild pigs domesticated versus being wild,
Speaker 2: how crazy they look versus they're not looking so crazy
Speaker 2: when they've been domesticated.
Speaker 1: I think in the same vein as that is dragged
Speaker 1: like that's have you ever seen a feral pig hilariously insane?
Speaker 1: I think I think it's that's like I'm your friend,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna walk around you.
Speaker 2: So I think it's the same thing with human intervention,
Speaker 2: just being around these animals getting softer. So I think
Speaker 2: technically that could be true in a sense that humans
Speaker 2: being around these certain animals made them softer them being
Speaker 2: somewhat domesticated, and then those ones survived obviously because they
Speaker 2: weren't getting slaughtered like crazy because they looked so adorable.
Speaker 1: I wish humans weren't pussy and we domesticated bears. I
Speaker 1: wish we did that before. We would have had awesome respect. Russians. Man,
Speaker 1: they live, they coincide with them. That's a difference.
Speaker 2: Hey, there's a lot of those bears that they just
Speaker 2: like they just yeah, they just have them as like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're my homie, and I'm like, oh, that's cool.
Speaker 1: I never do that, you know, I'm brain.
Speaker 2: That's like, I love bears so much. I want to
Speaker 2: chill the bear, but I just don't want to. I
Speaker 2: don't trust anyone enough. Even somebody's like, oh i've this bearer,
Speaker 2: have had it for.
Speaker 1: Like ten years. I don't care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no to bit haven't liked spend time exactly. It's
Speaker 3: like those the circus videos where somebody inevitably gets like
Speaker 3: mauled by a bear and it's like the it's the trainer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, it's the guy who's with.
Speaker 2: It, because it's like you're they're not just like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is my homie. They're fucking punishing that bear. You
Speaker 2: don't get you don't see the disrespect. Yeah, you don't
Speaker 2: get to see those parts of it.
Speaker 3: Like I go to the bear shows at circuses where
Speaker 3: they they show that's the part that they show. I
Speaker 3: would respect that more they abuse the bear, they refuse
Speaker 3: to feed it.
Speaker 1: They cack saying because like I showed me reality, I
Speaker 1: respect that. Who's working the rest of the world. But
Speaker 1: I know, like American zoos, they had like a paradigm
Speaker 1: where it used to just be like damn near torture.
Speaker 1: So the side shows to like now they're like actually
Speaker 1: trying to help animals. Yeah, but imagine like the idea
Speaker 1: of like going somewhere like here's this, here's the spotted
Speaker 1: whatever it is. If someone goes in whips you would
Speaker 1: you how would you feel about like say, human zoos,
Speaker 1: like people that are like exotic, like say we have
Speaker 1: like an rfkjun they had black people in like yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm talking about I'm talking about a modern day
Speaker 1: sense where like black people that are awesome and athletic
Speaker 1: is not a it's not a sight to behold anymore.
Speaker 1: So in a way that like say, I think like
Speaker 1: say someone who's he's talking about a human zoo that
Speaker 1: doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: Human zoo, a human zoo. No with one people that
Speaker 2: are just like, wow, this is interesting. Like say you
Speaker 2: see a you know, the family, the Royal family essentially
Speaker 2: in America, the Kennedy's, you know, or like, so you
Speaker 2: put like them in there and cause, like if.
Speaker 1: You come on you hear r K Junior talk, You're.
Speaker 2: Like, that is a fantastically intricate and just like the
Speaker 2: way he everything, like his package he's told about he's
Speaker 2: this jack old crazy guy that sounds like he has
Speaker 2: that weird filter on his brain with his brain being
Speaker 2: eaten by a worm like that.
Speaker 1: That is one of the most facts. Like why isn't
Speaker 1: that just a freak show? It's just this You're right,
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm saying zoo because zoo's seemed more humane.
Speaker 1: I guess softened the blow. Yes, yes, yes, a freak exhibit.
Speaker 3: I mean is a freaking I mean we technically it is.
Speaker 1: Not modern zoos in America. Maybe they used to be.
Speaker 3: No, what I mean is like you go there to
Speaker 3: see ship that's like really not normal to you, you
Speaker 3: know what I mean, to your every.
Speaker 1: Day you see like, oh, what the camel is because
Speaker 1: it's an exhibit, and then there's ideas where it's like
Speaker 1: a freak show. There's nothing, there's no like respectable spectacle.
Speaker 1: You're not learning anything. You're going to look at the
Speaker 1: bearded lady beat a dick off in front of the
Speaker 1: cage that she's in, and then that's it crazy, that's why.
Speaker 1: Is that how it was how I used to assume
Speaker 1: what I want to do. I'm sure there are some
Speaker 1: guys that are beating their dicks off the bearded lady
Speaker 1: right there, right in front of her. She's like this
Speaker 1: far away from you.
Speaker 3: There's one guy who's like brave enough. He's brave enough
Speaker 3: to be like the pee wee herman at that time,
Speaker 3: where he was like, of course I'm jerking off in
Speaker 3: front of the bearded lady, a freak show, Like what else,
Speaker 3: Like what other reason would I be here?
Speaker 1: You guys? Do guys?
Speaker 3: You guys come here to just look at the bearded
Speaker 3: lady and just say hmm, fascinating and leave.
Speaker 1: Fucking cow that guy was.
Speaker 2: That guy was probably a good shot too, because there's
Speaker 2: probably people being like kill this some bitch, and he's
Speaker 2: just like how you know, he takes them.
Speaker 1: Out in the he somehow nikes off her beard and he's.
Speaker 3: Like, oh yeah, something so hard at somebody that their
Speaker 3: beard falls off, and saying he.
Speaker 1: Walks to the next state to find the next bearded
Speaker 1: lady or whatever. He's a fucking He's a fucking tumbreler. Bro.
Speaker 3: It's kind of crazy how that was just like like
Speaker 3: that was enough for people to get out of the
Speaker 3: house at a certain point, like listen, there's a woman
Speaker 3: with a beard over at the town square.
Speaker 1: You want to see it?
Speaker 3: And everybody was like, of course, absolutely absolutely, I've never
Speaker 3: seen anything.
Speaker 1: Like woul Drew part taken in like the town stoning.
Speaker 1: I don't think I would have. I would have thought
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: I like to have imagine that I wouldn't, but I
Speaker 3: have no way of knowing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly if I grew up, like say I was
Speaker 2: five years old and I saw my first stoning, I
Speaker 2: might be into them.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but like as the most.
Speaker 3: Jagged stoning, stoning a witch in stoning a witch in
Speaker 3: the Salem town Square would have been like your It
Speaker 3: would have been like my going to see Spider Man
Speaker 3: two at the at the Cineplex, Cross County, You know
Speaker 3: what I mean, Like that would have been like a
Speaker 3: memory that I hold very fond and deep.
Speaker 1: Remember I remember stoning the town gay person. Wow, it
Speaker 1: was so I.
Speaker 2: Mean, we could just go to like a one of
Speaker 2: those Muslim u states, you know, like a like like
Speaker 2: a modern dethocracy, and we can still see if we if.
Speaker 1: We want to, we want to experience it morbid. It's
Speaker 1: like there's like laughable of it until you see it.
Speaker 2: Then you're like, whoa, It's it's laughable because of how
Speaker 2: it's like reading about medieval torture, Like you laugh at
Speaker 2: it because of how fucking insane it is. They would
Speaker 2: shove a blunt instrument up his penis and the.
Speaker 1: Heat and it's like that's crazy. You smell it, You're like, whoa,
Speaker 1: they were crazy. They were so inventive in ways that
Speaker 1: I could never imagine. You are interesting, bro Old Europeans
Speaker 1: are interesting people. Do I think they're fascinating When you
Speaker 1: live in a gray depressed Yeah, like you're not. You're
Speaker 1: not in a fucking oasis. Stories about like the fucking
Speaker 1: pretty like fairies and cool nights they were in, like
Speaker 1: the everything's gray. My Pussy's gray. My dick's gray gray.
Speaker 1: They want to hurt me, dude, pussy gray would actually
Speaker 1: really fuck with me. I think that would by dicking gray.
Speaker 1: Pussy at all could not talk. And then those guys though,
Speaker 1: but they had not talk. They had to roll. They
Speaker 1: rolled the dice. They had that or have had the lamb,
Speaker 1: and they had the sheep and they made it. They
Speaker 1: made the.
Speaker 2: Sheep were fast back then, so because they're all sick.
Speaker 2: All the guys were sick. So they were trying to
Speaker 2: catch the sheep and like because you know, they didn't
Speaker 2: have it. They had like one potato a month and
Speaker 2: that was their carbs.
Speaker 1: So they're like, you think they'd be better killers than
Speaker 1: we are? Now, who those people? The people? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: think they they turn off the empathy more than we are.
Speaker 1: But they wouldn't be able to outpower. Oh they would.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we can kick their asses just because they're
Speaker 2: so weak and small. But like they if they had
Speaker 2: the same weapons, they would have no problem destroying us.
Speaker 1: Because they like they could. Cause like Lyle always argues
Speaker 1: that he thinks, like, oh yeah, they eat like a
Speaker 1: potato and a half, I'd be able to kill and
Speaker 1: I'm like Lyle, I think physically you could kill one
Speaker 1: of them, but they fight to win in a way
Speaker 1: we don't fight to win, like and like we went
Speaker 1: to fucking Teachingiza and we found out that all of
Speaker 1: the fucking Aztec warriors are like Lily's hype. I would
Speaker 1: beat the flaming I could like hit them three times
Speaker 1: and probably kill them. But they are harded, like when
Speaker 1: they're like, oh a new person comes here, we have
Speaker 1: to kill them, Gonna kill all of our families, yeah,
Speaker 1: and rape my dog and I have that strong, but
Speaker 1: they've been like crazy fast or strong. They're just they
Speaker 1: are just more willing to do what they need to
Speaker 1: do appost to us. We don't have that edge. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they would. They would eat your eyes out immediately.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were going in my eyes and then you'd
Speaker 3: be swinging around and then they would just wait for
Speaker 3: you to pass out and then kill you the.
Speaker 1: Glass on it in the head three times. That I'd be.
Speaker 3: Gone, blow one of those fucking with those death whistles
Speaker 3: they love so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what have happened in that game? That?
Speaker 2: Uh, there's a bunch of you know, you know that
Speaker 2: the Elon musk Twitter types were complaining about you're like this, Uh,
Speaker 2: I can't remember if you're an astec or something or
Speaker 2: a Mayan and it was like an indie game where
Speaker 2: you're basically stealthy you're killing these conquistadors or something.
Speaker 1: I remember hearing about it.
Speaker 2: I remember these guys were like, oh, you know, you know,
Speaker 2: you know the magic.
Speaker 3: It must be so tiring to be like that's like
Speaker 3: being mad about like Resident Evil five.
Speaker 1: To me, it's it's like, shut the funk up. It's
Speaker 1: it's it's just I could see what we were getting
Speaker 1: mad about it. But also like it's a game. I
Speaker 1: can't see people.
Speaker 2: I can't well, I can see people get mad about
Speaker 2: it in in the sense that they're insane. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of insane people in this world.
Speaker 1: Like they into Spain, like they literally went to Spain first,
Speaker 1: Like they didn't just start there, they just be one thing.
Speaker 1: I'd be like, whoa, he was out of nowhere, but
Speaker 1: he went Leon shows up like hello pulmosas Uh. I
Speaker 1: was about to say French, but he's asking for like
Speaker 1: seen this girl, and then motherfuckers starts speaking Spanish like
Speaker 1: like nigga, you in my house and then he just
Speaker 1: blows him away. He just blows him away. Yeah, you're
Speaker 1: in my what are you doing in my home?
Speaker 2: But I'm like, the fuck he's resisting. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like a hostile. Had to put him down at
Speaker 2: to neutralize them something. I'm like, you walked into.
Speaker 1: His house in the village.
Speaker 3: In the original game, he just walks into the standards house,
Speaker 3: and there's obviously something wrong with the guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's also his house. It's his house, Like,
Speaker 1: he's not bothering anyone.
Speaker 3: He theoretically has complete right to get rid of you
Speaker 3: from to act hostile to you.
Speaker 1: Guys, you broke into his house. Remember it's different than
Speaker 1: a new one. Yeah, it's different. It's different. It's very different.
Speaker 2: It's very different in a way that like, uh, there
Speaker 2: is provocation in the new version versus I don't remember.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the new one is when he just walks in,
Speaker 3: he goes like, excuse me, and and he's like asking
Speaker 3: this guy he turns, he has his back turn to him,
Speaker 3: and then he turns and then there's obviously something wrong
Speaker 3: with him, and then he lunches at him and then.
Speaker 1: He just yeah, you have to fucking shoot him. It's
Speaker 1: the tutorials. It's it's basically the Troy.
Speaker 2: It's the very opening, like when you finally get to
Speaker 2: fight and yeah, he's completely.
Speaker 1: Leon's completely in the wrong in this.
Speaker 2: But it's just so funny in hindsight because you have
Speaker 2: to think about the developers knew this and they just
Speaker 2: laughed about it.
Speaker 1: Like, well, let's ever Zelda game to people to pick
Speaker 1: up their ship, you slam this on the floor, you
Speaker 1: take their money, like the money they were they got
Speaker 1: their rupees.
Speaker 3: I have to say that's always That's always been the
Speaker 3: part of RPGs to me that have never really landed,
Speaker 3: because the whole point of an RPG theoretically as a
Speaker 3: game is that this is, Oh, you're selling a real world, right,
Speaker 3: It's like, okay, these are characters you can interact with,
Speaker 3: and like you're selling.
Speaker 1: A world not exactly real, but I understand what you.
Speaker 3: But you're selling like the whole point is to make you, like,
Speaker 3: you know, believe more than it wants to make you
Speaker 3: believe you're in that world more than like, I don't know,
Speaker 3: a fucking devil may cry, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean? Well, think of it like this, right,
Speaker 1: and RPGs.
Speaker 3: But they don't nobody gives a ship that you're rummaging
Speaker 3: through all their ship and steal.
Speaker 1: Over breaking entry rules and RPGs. There's no like you
Speaker 1: can walk in people's someone. There wasn't Skyrim. I remember that. That
Speaker 1: was the thing about Skyrim.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of get because they would lock they
Speaker 3: would lock their doors at night and then you could
Speaker 3: bust in.
Speaker 1: And yeah, they would get angry if you get caught
Speaker 1: stealing their ship.
Speaker 2: Like it always shows the red you know, if it
Speaker 2: doesn't belong to you, right, it's its highlighted in red.
Speaker 3: So it's like, yeah, that's even that, Like they don't
Speaker 3: care that you're rummaging through it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they're like, let me see what's in
Speaker 1: your pocket. You look at it.
Speaker 3: If you could literally walk up to somebody look in
Speaker 3: their pockets in Skire him and they don't.
Speaker 1: Seem to care, right right, Yeah, you look at it,
Speaker 1: don't steal anything. It's fine. In balders Gate three, at
Speaker 1: the end of the game, you get there's like when
Speaker 1: you get to the city, there's this guy that has
Speaker 1: the most broken armors, the Arm of Agility, and like
Speaker 1: the stone Worker, I literally stole it from him. He
Speaker 1: said something and then I killed him instantly. I was
Speaker 1: entirely in the wrong situation, but I had control of
Speaker 1: the city by that, so I was like, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? You mad at me, I'll kill this,
Speaker 1: I'll kill your wife. Your wife get mad, I'll kill her.
Speaker 1: Do you just become a king at that point? Like
Speaker 1: by the end of all is yet? But in the
Speaker 1: balders Gate you destroy all of the mechs that would
Speaker 1: stop you from doing any bullshit, so you just go
Speaker 1: around doing bullshit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's always yeah, do that what I find really funny.
Speaker 2: And because you talk about role playing and uh, there
Speaker 2: is a this is so stupid to me that I
Speaker 2: feel like they should patch this where if you if
Speaker 2: you're able to now, to be fair, I did not
Speaker 2: do this on my own.
Speaker 1: I tried and I used a mads.
Speaker 2: To intervene, where you immediately the first time you meet
Speaker 2: fuck man it's been too long, the guy that he
Speaker 2: controls the city gartash well the first time he gortees.
Speaker 2: The first time you meet him, you can have a
Speaker 2: showdown with him immediately. But that is a bad fucking
Speaker 2: idea because you have all of those machines, you have
Speaker 2: a you have a Will's dad is there, which and
Speaker 2: here's the things I could. I try to beat it
Speaker 2: on my own. It's dude, it's you have to be
Speaker 2: it's basically doing alter nightmare or something. It's like you can't, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's some people that can figure it out.
Speaker 2: I'm not sad enough to do it. So then I
Speaker 2: just cheated because I want to see what happened. And
Speaker 2: so I you you can't. Even if you incapacitate Will's
Speaker 2: father forget his name, Baldon raven guard, thank you. Uh
Speaker 2: so you capacity incapacitate baldnig you don't kill him. You
Speaker 2: still technically kill him. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He just he just and Will is still chilling with
Speaker 1: you if you do it in that way, he has
Speaker 1: nothing to say about you killing it. And I was
Speaker 1: like this, they gotta fix this, probably because maybe they're like, Okay,
Speaker 1: what are the odd there's probably gonna be zero point
Speaker 1: one percent of people that are gonna pull this off.
Speaker 1: They've got this so hard. There's bombs everywhere. There's a
Speaker 1: bunch of those giant fucking mech guards everyere. What they're called.
Speaker 2: Shitty, they're so they're so they're so tanky, and also
Speaker 2: they have their explosion damage when you like they're there's
Speaker 2: such a nightmare. There's bombs everywhere. You gotta deal with
Speaker 2: Gortash and a fucking raven guard. It's a fucking nightmare
Speaker 2: of the scenario.
Speaker 1: It's so broken that literally the only time when you're
Speaker 1: supposed to fight them, you fight two when it sucks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so suh me. And you can't pick up their sword.
Speaker 1: I wish you could have picked up their sword and
Speaker 1: used it, but you can't.
Speaker 2: Can't you you can collect they're parts of them, and
Speaker 2: then you just can't use it.
Speaker 1: I was like, this, stupid, what's the fucking point? What
Speaker 1: is the point? Tried so hard to use the sword.
Speaker 1: I was like, I want to pick up their sword
Speaker 1: and hurt them with it, but you can't. You can't
Speaker 1: do it. I could even when I was giant with
Speaker 1: car like, I still could.
Speaker 2: Yeah, even if you even if you even if you
Speaker 2: funk around with the game, I was like, I couldn't
Speaker 2: do it.
Speaker 1: I was like, all right it, Oh you know how
Speaker 1: you know how? You want to know how?
Speaker 2: Uh how the best way to cheat in that game
Speaker 2: is I might have mentioned this on episode before. I
Speaker 2: don't know, but you literally can always you never until
Speaker 2: you're ready. You can just take as many turns as
Speaker 2: you want. It's so funny. You can set up things
Speaker 2: in the most retarded way and then like the next time,
Speaker 2: you're okay, okay, now my team, now let it cycle,
Speaker 2: and like it's you can set it up on the
Speaker 2: way that it's just so funny to watch the rest
Speaker 2: of the thing unravel because you've you've essentially you're like
Speaker 2: the flat You're like quicksilver and uh and like you've
Speaker 2: completed so funny.
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of games, have you got have you played
Speaker 3: any of Blackmith Wukan? Yeah, so the last time we talked,
Speaker 3: I think you were you would set it up up
Speaker 3: after hours of trying to like load up drivers or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Black Myth, I was gonna. I couldn't. I was
Speaker 1: saying black Man will come, so I wanted to, so
Speaker 1: I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I went through the I went through the last episode
Speaker 2: so much to be like what the fuck can I
Speaker 2: call this episode?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because there was just it was sometimes there's no
Speaker 3: way to I kept I wasted so.
Speaker 2: Much time and I was like fuck it. We did
Speaker 2: have a little segment on Black Myth. I was just
Speaker 2: we didn't even talk like this is how I was
Speaker 2: grasping it. So we didn't even talk about it being
Speaker 2: game of the year. But just because of the reviews
Speaker 2: and how glowing it was, I'm the game of the year.
Speaker 2: It's almost clickbait, but it's not. We talk about it.
Speaker 1: We do yet but anyway, so yeah, I have that game.
Speaker 1: I think it's people. When people were talking about it,
Speaker 1: I put game of the year question mark because I'm like,
Speaker 1: as of right now, people were like, oh, well, what
Speaker 1: what is what has been bigger at this point?
Speaker 3: And uh, it's definitely the biggest game.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's that was like a fart in the wind
Speaker 1: as far as like people talking about it really unfortunately
Speaker 1: I heard it inself right well too, actually didn't have
Speaker 1: the best sales I didn't know about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it sold less than remake, but remakes
Speaker 3: sold on a lot. And the issue is like the
Speaker 3: way the issue with Final Fantasy seven is like, Okay,
Speaker 3: this is Final Fantasy seven. So it's so people who
Speaker 3: don't know it are gonna be like, wow, professional this guy,
Speaker 3: these little ringtones going off?
Speaker 1: What was it the gay police calling you? I need
Speaker 1: to take my supplements? That was your supplement alarmments. What
Speaker 1: supplements do you take? What the was that song even taking?
Speaker 1: Like was like calcium you have like a daily vitamin? Ye?
Speaker 1: What song was that? Which was the joy?
Speaker 3: Bad songs like arap, I'm gonna go see Nary two
Speaker 3: thousand and I'm so jealous.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me that I'm fucking stone you seeing him?
Speaker 1: I think a couple of days before the San Diego show,
Speaker 1: actual bitch, how much were they like that's the one eighty,
Speaker 1: that's great, that's not too bad. I thought it was
Speaker 1: gonna be more than that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we saw them, was like, that's pretty good. It's
Speaker 3: not bad. Uh, it's Jalen and Gabby and I think, Paul,
Speaker 3: that's so dope.
Speaker 1: Have fun, it's gonna be cool. Yeah, what didn't Why
Speaker 1: didn't you? What what happened to you? They didn't tell you?
Speaker 1: It was it was a snap.
Speaker 3: We were all we were drunk and we were like
Speaker 3: and Jalen was like, hey, there's tickets, and I was
Speaker 3: like yeah, and that's that's kind of when that's kind
Speaker 3: of like when they are that's when the decision was made.
Speaker 1: I don't think there was much planning. Hope. He plays
Speaker 1: Hey off for an hour. It's just it's just the
Speaker 1: all right, all right, all.
Speaker 3: Right, all right, all right party peoples look.
Speaker 1: Around to that part. They'd be there for like an hour.
Speaker 1: Like maybe just this motherfucker's looping it on a machine.
Speaker 2: He's just sitting down in a chair, filing his nails.
Speaker 3: Doesn't playing the MP the dot w A v of Hey, hey, uh,
Speaker 3: sitting in it on a stool, filing his nails, whistling.
Speaker 1: Dixie beautifully like just in he gets his technician to
Speaker 1: come in and stuff like that and really work on him.
Speaker 1: You're like, wow, that was a really nice nail.
Speaker 2: Goddamn man, I would I would almost I'd be mad,
Speaker 2: but at the same time, like that was so outrageous.
Speaker 2: I actually I kinda that was an experience, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean.
Speaker 3: There's no way because you wouldn't leave because you'd be wondering, like,
Speaker 3: all right, well if I leave, then the real show
Speaker 3: is going to start.
Speaker 1: So you just have a lot of captive people.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Oh you're talking about fantasy and oh
Speaker 2: yeah black yeah, but yeah, I was I was gonna
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 1: Oh so you haven't tried to Oh good, it's.
Speaker 3: The seventh final. It's the seventh Final Fantasy Game. So
Speaker 3: people who aren't familiars like, oh, it's the seventh one,
Speaker 3: and then it's a remake Part two, So it's there's
Speaker 3: already kind of like barriers in front of people who like,
Speaker 3: you're not going to start with Rebirth, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. Anybody who's going to play Rebirth has played
Speaker 3: remake and you're never going to get more than that,
Speaker 3: so logic you're going to get less. So I don't know,
Speaker 3: it's it's it's a tricky situation with them, but I
Speaker 3: think it's still sold pretty well. It's just not it's
Speaker 3: not the same.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of having a I'm blanking on big releases
Speaker 2: right now. I'm trying to think of something I was
Speaker 2: like out this year, right, and so it was Gears
Speaker 2: is what are you talking about your years?
Speaker 1: What the hell you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Gears coming out this year? Because I would have I
Speaker 2: would have on my wish list. Yeah, Gears is years away.
Speaker 1: I don't have. I don't have no shot. Years is
Speaker 1: coming this year, you know? And then I know it's
Speaker 1: coming out now? Well not now, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: This year the Veil Guard. I'm gonna fucking play it,
Speaker 1: Like I'm still I'm lied to myself. When I was
Speaker 1: like I'm not gonna play it, I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna get this game. I don't know.
Speaker 3: You have little fucking power, people.
Speaker 1: Are do you lie to yours? So why because I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, it looks really bad and then do
Speaker 1: you want to seem cool? No? No, no, no, no, no
Speaker 1: no no. All it was is that it had one
Speaker 1: really bad year. It's like I can't and it had
Speaker 1: one half trailer that was.
Speaker 3: Like it was just enough. It was just enough to
Speaker 3: get except I get it. Yeah, it was weird.
Speaker 2: We're anyone who was excited about the game is still
Speaker 2: scratching their head like, are you this was this by design?
Speaker 1: Did you want to upset people?
Speaker 2: Because you did a very good job because the recent
Speaker 2: one that they dropped it, I'm like that looks way
Speaker 2: more serviceable, but still one of the biggest parts of
Speaker 2: uh because like they would show oh Morgan's back. We
Speaker 2: talked about that, like they did things that I'm like,
Speaker 2: I want to fire their marketing person because reason so,
Speaker 2: for no reason, if you gave me a taste of like,
Speaker 2: oh if Morgan's back, there's a big they're they're yeah,
Speaker 2: so to me, the biggest problem because look at Dragon Agemuisition, Inquisition, Uh,
Speaker 2: anyone who's a diehard Origins fan. It was already too
Speaker 2: different even from two. So they've been upset since or right,
Speaker 2: they were upset me. I I tolerated too. I thought
Speaker 2: it was fine. Uh, Inquisition. I liked Inquisition better just
Speaker 2: because it's there was more ship to do. Like two
Speaker 2: was a little bit too confined just to the state
Speaker 2: of kirk Kirkwall, but like it just felt the Inquisition
Speaker 2: felt a little more fleshed out.
Speaker 1: I liked that.
Speaker 2: I there, they did some good things. There was the
Speaker 2: obvious fucking the you know, the what do you.
Speaker 1: Call it, the the all the black people showing up.
Speaker 2: Well that I love that people hate. I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I wasn't mad at that at all. I wasn't mad
Speaker 2: at all. I just thought it was funny. I thought
Speaker 2: it was hilarious that like.
Speaker 1: They just.
Speaker 3: Like it's kind of likes and elves, black dwarves and elves.
Speaker 2: I don't give a ship, but I know, just like
Speaker 2: when people are talking about fucking Lord of the Rings,
Speaker 2: they were so mad about that ship.
Speaker 1: They were yeah, I think a lot of that.
Speaker 3: I think, yeah, a lot of that stuff is like
Speaker 3: silly to get, but there is dude, I love I
Speaker 3: think we talked about this on the show for a bit.
Speaker 1: The Harry Potter Game, Oh yeah, it's so insane.
Speaker 3: So game takes place like hundreds of years or like
Speaker 3: maybe one hundreds of years, about a hundred years before
Speaker 3: Harry Potter, the most diverse thing in the world, like
Speaker 3: the most diverse school, uh demographic you've ever seen. And
Speaker 3: then by the time that Harry Potter starts, there's all white,
Speaker 3: there's black.
Speaker 1: People, which kind of tracks with the jk Rowling, with
Speaker 1: the way that she headed what has happened. It is funny.
Speaker 3: It is just it's funny that that's real and the
Speaker 3: like if I was I don't know, if I was
Speaker 3: at the studio, I probably would have been like, I
Speaker 3: actually don't know what the right thing to do here, right,
Speaker 3: because I actually feel like we probably should keep it
Speaker 3: kind of white.
Speaker 1: Otherwise it fucks the movies, you know all the The
Speaker 1: thing I find with Harry Potter is so crazy is
Speaker 1: that they have the magic to help a lot of
Speaker 1: the world, and they just really don't put me in
Speaker 1: because they have they have literal like almighty magic and
Speaker 1: oh yeah, what like things like that fall apart so
Speaker 1: immediately for me, where it's like this is so absolutely stupid,
Speaker 1: attracts a little bit. I don't Americans medics were crazy
Speaker 1: also to act like legitimately they're scared to do this magic.
Speaker 3: But the thing too about that stuff is like I
Speaker 3: think I don't think it falling apart the more you
Speaker 3: think about it is necessarily a problem because I actually
Speaker 3: think a lot of stories aren't meant to be deeper
Speaker 3: than they are. Like that's very like like I think
Speaker 3: about like a series of unfortunate events, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean, where it's just like those are I love
Speaker 3: those books, but like I've not thought about them for
Speaker 3: more than like you know, I've never thought about them
Speaker 3: deeper than like what they actually haven't thought about the
Speaker 3: world of a series of events because like that's so pointless,
Speaker 3: you know, So you're.
Speaker 1: Supposed to say things are face value lots of times obviously, yeah,
Speaker 1: like not go deeper than what it is, Like it's
Speaker 1: hard not to with the way the world is now.
Speaker 1: And it's like, oh, like why didn't they do this?
Speaker 1: Like it's every every YouTuber is like, oh, yeah, the
Speaker 1: reason why the reason why Spider Man to shoot webs
Speaker 1: does not make any sense in a context in the
Speaker 1: real world, And it's like, well, yeah, yes, obviously, how
Speaker 1: are you gonna have threads out? Are twice steel? That's
Speaker 1: I get it. But like, also, but he got a
Speaker 1: bunch of dicks. Yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dragon Age looks like I don't know, it looks
Speaker 3: like it's I think I might check it out. It's
Speaker 3: kind of a it's not really a slow year. It's
Speaker 3: just a slow yer as far as like big.
Speaker 2: Big, Yeah, there's a lot of smaller fucking Dragon's Dogma
Speaker 2: two came out, but again that's not.
Speaker 1: Right. A lot of people.
Speaker 2: First of all, they didn't even play the first one,
Speaker 2: so like it was really good, though I think you
Speaker 2: still haven't played it yet.
Speaker 1: I'm going to now because I'm no I did good well.
Speaker 2: First of all, because since I wasn't gonna play it,
Speaker 2: there's no way I'm gonna set what a five seventy
Speaker 2: dollars and not play it, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Because my whole thing was like, Okay, let me wait
Speaker 2: for it to be on sale. I try to wait
Speaker 2: until it goes down as far as it's gonna go,
Speaker 2: I'm not sure what's gonna happen with that. I was
Speaker 2: trying to do the same thing with Starfield. Starfield, though,
Speaker 2: hasn't gone under forty something dollars, at least as far
Speaker 2: as I've seen.
Speaker 1: Yeah, wait, there's gonna be like expansions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking, I'm wait, I'm like wait, I'm like,
Speaker 2: just I'll buy for thirty dollars, just like I bought
Speaker 2: a Cyberpunk wouldn't go under thirty dollars no matter what,
Speaker 2: unless if you played it on the gog launcher, then
Speaker 2: you can get the.
Speaker 1: Why the fuck you didn't turn off? You didn't put
Speaker 1: on silent? I thought I did. No, I saw you
Speaker 1: check your noticeable to.
Speaker 3: The petus explosive taper and had his petus exploded immediately.
Speaker 1: Immediately. Uh yeah, so what else? Uh? Him saying then
Speaker 1: where the class is kind of being fine with him? Yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever he's he's on the right is totally fine blackman.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh sorry, Well, I was gonna say start like, yeah,
Speaker 3: I wait for you know. What's crazy about STARVI was
Speaker 3: like I installed it again because like, there's I think
Speaker 3: an expansion coming out super soon, and I was like, oh, yeah, whatever,
Speaker 3: I like that game is, I'll check it out. And
Speaker 3: they added like a car to it. They added a
Speaker 3: makeup basically, oh like planets. I'm like, I got to
Speaker 3: see how this goes. I fucked around with it for
Speaker 3: like thirty minutes, and I wound up spending like seven
Speaker 3: hours going on fucking random quests and ship and I'm like, God,
Speaker 3: damn it. I shouldn't have done this because I'm already
Speaker 3: playing too much right now. So the makeo thing was good.
Speaker 3: The thing, I mean, it's it's better than the makeo
Speaker 3: for sure, but it is. It's got that jank to
Speaker 3: it for sure.
Speaker 1: Was so fine, but I only don't Oh you didn't know,
Speaker 1: you don't understand it. You had the original. I didn't
Speaker 1: do it with the original one.
Speaker 3: The yeah, the one in Starfield is more like the
Speaker 3: new makeup where it's like, this is fine.
Speaker 2: There's still some issues with it, but Jesus Christ, the
Speaker 2: old one was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the old one was hilarious. It was uh.
Speaker 2: Then they try to fix it with They had the
Speaker 2: I think it was called the Hammerhead, and that thing
Speaker 2: is one thousand percent it's just it's not even it's
Speaker 2: like it's so different that it kind of bummed me
Speaker 2: out a little bit actually, because I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: this is just like a I don't. It almost feels
Speaker 2: like you're on a roller coaster now. It's just so
Speaker 2: smooth and hovery and not like some dumb terrain like
Speaker 2: all terrain fucking bullshit, you know it says all terrain, but.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, yeah, I will say that the one in
Speaker 3: Starfield is more alternate, like even if you flip over it,
Speaker 3: it's pretty easy to unflip and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: So it's it's cool. I like that game. It's got
Speaker 1: a lot of problems with it.
Speaker 3: But Black Myth people tap dancing upstairs, nice blackmith Wu Kang.
Speaker 1: I put about six hours in so far.
Speaker 2: I put about just as much, but I've been I
Speaker 2: will say, a lot easier than any Soul's game that
Speaker 2: I played. How do you feel about that? I have
Speaker 2: problems with like a couple of bosses.
Speaker 3: But it's I don't it's definitely easier. But I had
Speaker 3: a harder time with it because there's no blocking. It's
Speaker 3: there's no block, so you have to dodge everything, and
Speaker 3: the dodge is kind of awkward. It's like I don't
Speaker 3: know how to describe it, but like I don't know,
Speaker 3: I can't get a feel for the Dodge part.
Speaker 1: Yet I feel like it's so easy, like like it does.
Speaker 2: I feel like there are so many times that I
Speaker 2: should obviously have been hit and then I'll get these
Speaker 2: perfect Dodges and I'm like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 2: Like there have been times where like I was fighting, uh,
Speaker 2: I think I was fighting this giant rat dude and
Speaker 2: his dad.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's the part that I'm at right now, Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 3: And like there are.
Speaker 2: Times where I'm like, I am I swear, I'm sure
Speaker 2: I should have been like hit like a few and
Speaker 2: I'm getting these perfect dogs.
Speaker 1: Did you upgrade your dodge early? Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Because to me, like the first frame one, well, because
Speaker 3: to me, I'm like, I'm not a Dodge. I've been
Speaker 3: playing elderly forever. Oh and then I was like, oh wait,
Speaker 3: it's kind of weird. There's that fight with the bear
Speaker 3: that turns into like a fucking cloud of fire. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 3: and I'm like where the fuck I couldn't get it
Speaker 3: because like I couldn't tell like how far away he
Speaker 3: was for me, it was like weird, like I was.
Speaker 3: There's a learning carve to it, but it's not harder
Speaker 3: than Soul's game.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: What made it easier for me is first of all, yeah,
Speaker 2: getting all of mine the freeest time is cool, which
Speaker 2: to me, I just it.
Speaker 1: The cool down needs to be way lower for me.
Speaker 1: I wish.
Speaker 2: It's such a nice little thing. And then there's a
Speaker 2: Perry mechanic where so there's a Perry one now which
Speaker 2: so you you'll unlock it, I think, and the Perry
Speaker 2: mechanic where you do it turn into like a stone essentially,
Speaker 2: and then it basically it has a cool down which
Speaker 2: annoys me.
Speaker 1: So you can only use it. It's a small cool down,
Speaker 1: but it's.
Speaker 2: So so that's essentially you're blocking mechanic in a way,
Speaker 2: like you you'll you'll so you what are r T
Speaker 2: and then you press y and you will it'll that's
Speaker 2: where it goes first if you if that's the next
Speaker 2: thing you select, and that thing works pretty well. But
Speaker 2: the dodging, when you upgrade your dodging, you do those
Speaker 2: crazy ass flips. You'll do like a three flipping thing
Speaker 2: and it's really uh, it's very easy to get out
Speaker 2: of the way, and the cool thing is you're thrusting
Speaker 2: pole stance. When once I started upgrading that, I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's it's over.
Speaker 1: It's so it is.
Speaker 2: So there's this one, the charge you know how you
Speaker 2: what are those things called, like the those little circles
Speaker 2: in that you can only you can do these charge
Speaker 2: attacks like with your heart. Yeah, I don't know, but
Speaker 2: it like takes you can only do it so many
Speaker 2: times and you have to fill it back up. Those
Speaker 2: things are so fucking powerful. So if you upgrade your
Speaker 2: your staff the thrusting one, you upgrade that shit and
Speaker 2: then you charge it, it'll stagger like any boss and
Speaker 2: it takes a huge chunk and some of them will
Speaker 2: like fall down. And so if you get like two
Speaker 2: of those, you can have like you can charge up
Speaker 2: uh one, it'll do the stagger and you can take
Speaker 2: like a chunk. So it's it's way easier in a
Speaker 2: way that like I don't have to you know on
Speaker 2: dark souls you have to like say buff this and
Speaker 2: do that if you want to take that significant amount
Speaker 2: of damage or trigger like a bleeding thing. It usually
Speaker 2: takes a while to build up this thing. I can
Speaker 2: kick a boss's ass is pretty quick without really trying
Speaker 2: very hard, because I'm not that far into the game
Speaker 2: and I've only had like what, I'm still using the
Speaker 2: same the first set that you get that gives you
Speaker 2: that charge that attack at bonus, if you run for
Speaker 2: like two seconds, the ends of your.
Speaker 1: Staff will blow.
Speaker 2: Like, so if you just wear four pieces of that
Speaker 2: one set, it gives you a nice attack bonus. I
Speaker 2: haven't switched to the other ones because that just seems
Speaker 2: it makes you faster, You run faster, and it gives
Speaker 2: you more attack. And I'm like and I'm looking at
Speaker 2: everything else, and I'm like, these aren't nearly as Okay,
Speaker 2: you have more defense, but if you can run faster
Speaker 2: and you can have a little bit more of attack advantage,
Speaker 2: why would I ever want to wear anything else?
Speaker 1: Look, all the things look way cooler.
Speaker 2: Like I was like, oh man, this this gear looks
Speaker 2: fucking sick, but it's not nearly as cool as the
Speaker 2: first set that you get. So I'm like in that,
Speaker 2: I hate when that happens because sometimes I'm more like
Speaker 2: I'm stupid in that where I'm like en role playing,
Speaker 2: where I want to wear something that looks cooler than
Speaker 2: me too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been infusing the same Destiny armor for the
Speaker 3: last five years because I just this is exactly what
Speaker 3: I want to look like, that's what I need.
Speaker 1: There's way better armor, I'm sure.
Speaker 2: There is, but like, could you please one thing that
Speaker 2: looks man, I'll give high praise to Assassin's Creed Odyssey,
Speaker 2: where you can put on whatever you want cosmetically and
Speaker 2: then you can put on the armor that you want
Speaker 2: to use to Actually. Yes, absolutely, that ship is fucking amazing.
Speaker 2: I'm like cosmetic armor and so now it looks like
Speaker 2: a badass, but also have the best fucking gear on.
Speaker 1: And there's no reason to not do it. It's not
Speaker 1: even like a hard mechanic to to trigger. There needs
Speaker 1: to be more monkeying around in that game, more genuine
Speaker 1: monkey bullshit, flinging poop at people. You'll be able to
Speaker 1: pick your fucking staff up and like savage, like no finesse,
Speaker 1: and like hitting somebody with it somebody, Ye, monkey.
Speaker 3: Race, I will say, as like as far as like
Speaker 3: a game about a monkey man, like it's weird how
Speaker 3: much he can't get over, like how much he can't climb. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because like an elean ring, I feel like I can
Speaker 3: go fucking anywhere.
Speaker 1: They really did a bad job with that. There are
Speaker 1: so many places. Oh, let me go. For sure. It
Speaker 1: is absolutely I was like, oh, let me it's it's
Speaker 1: way more like Dark Souls.
Speaker 3: But it's linear in a way that's like I'm fine
Speaker 3: with linear. But like there's this stuff where it's like
Speaker 3: you can jump around a lot and then you you
Speaker 3: try to go behind a tree or something and it's
Speaker 3: like there's a visible wall there and you're like yeah,
Speaker 3: and I was like, weird, that's weird.
Speaker 1: Exactly why you should be able to climb tree this,
Speaker 1: I don't know if you're a monkey, Like that's half
Speaker 1: the that's eighty five percent of being a monkey is
Speaker 1: a monkey in around. Yeah, you gotta be able to
Speaker 1: climb shit. I would have loved you stuff.
Speaker 2: So if you if you jump and attack, if you
Speaker 2: jump and light attack on an enemy, you can bounce
Speaker 2: off of them and the way that like.
Speaker 1: You do like I don't know if you can do
Speaker 1: like the whole power pool thing where you jump and
Speaker 1: like slam like your giant staff on people. Can you
Speaker 1: do stuff like that or not? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's your original stance. You'll like jump and
Speaker 2: you'll do this like spin and slam your staff. There's
Speaker 2: this cool one where you balance on your pole and
Speaker 2: they can do a lot of damage.
Speaker 1: That's a fun one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like there's like cool shit like that. The
Speaker 2: thrusting one, though, has been so because you the thrust mechanic.
Speaker 2: It makes your pole get like three times the fucking
Speaker 2: size when you'll do like a thrust. It's crazy. So
Speaker 2: you'll be doing an attack and then you start you
Speaker 2: trigger your thrust. You'll fucking back up like way large
Speaker 2: spaces and then thrust and it almost makes it impossible
Speaker 2: for you to hit, like it's such a great stance
Speaker 2: like but at the same time, almost every like slasher game,
Speaker 2: even like Dark Souls to a certain extent, like there
Speaker 2: is a you start with your light attacks and then
Speaker 2: usually within three buttons, two buttons whatever, you trigger your
Speaker 2: heavy attack and it finishes the combo waff. You don't
Speaker 2: really have that with this, and it kind of annoys
Speaker 2: me because sometimes you want to just like, oh, get
Speaker 2: in three hits and your fourth hit is your heavy attack.
Speaker 2: But all they have is just this special mechanic that
Speaker 2: you can only do it a little bit with that
Speaker 2: little thing that dissipates and you can just do is
Speaker 2: called like a it's called like a pussy heavy attack,
Speaker 2: like where if you don't have those things anymore, it'll
Speaker 2: do a very light heavy attack.
Speaker 1: It's weird. It's a weird mechanic that I've still kind
Speaker 1: of don't love.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's just like it's not it's not as
Speaker 2: the combat system unless I'm missing something is not as
Speaker 2: intricate as I'd like it to be.
Speaker 1: Like the stancers are cool, but like I kind of want,
Speaker 1: like say, if you've played any any God of War,
Speaker 1: for example, you you if you press like square square
Speaker 1: and then you press triangle or like, well I'm thinking
Speaker 1: of old God of War, so I'm thinking of like
Speaker 1: but if you light attack, light attack, and then heavy attack,
Speaker 1: it'll do some type of combo finisher. Yeah, if you
Speaker 1: do three like them, so like light light light then
Speaker 1: heavy light, light light light, have you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 1: it'll do different type of finishers or different type of things.
Speaker 1: It doesn't have that in this game.
Speaker 2: And so I was like, oh, it's a little limited
Speaker 2: in that sense where some you know, sometimes maybe oh
Speaker 2: you want to juggle somebody, you can't really, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Have like that. It's not that intricate. It's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little bit weird, but the game is
Speaker 2: fun as shit. I'm liking the so far. The all
Speaker 2: the different bosses. There's a lot of different like the
Speaker 2: mini boss is or like you'll just go like you'll
Speaker 2: literally go like, oh, five minutes, and then you'll you
Speaker 2: didn't even go that far and there's another stupid ass
Speaker 2: little mini boss and I'm like, god, damn, they're everywhere.
Speaker 1: Every boss are in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're They're fucking everywhere. And uh, I had a
Speaker 2: pretty hard time. Some of the bosses were pretty fucking cool.
Speaker 2: There's like this uh ice dragon serpent thing that it
Speaker 2: was a really cool fight on the sheet of ice.
Speaker 2: Very uh, very very cool fight, but very also annoying
Speaker 2: because you don't have I guess my one criticism I
Speaker 2: don't have.
Speaker 1: I want projectile. I want a fucking projectile.
Speaker 2: I want something to deal with all the gay ass
Speaker 2: archers instead of like you have to spin your staff
Speaker 2: and then the thing is you run, you'll run out
Speaker 2: of Yeah, so if you spin your staff, it deflects
Speaker 2: the arrows. But sometimes they'll be like four different archers
Speaker 2: and you're gonna run out of stamina. So you're like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, now I have to just try to run.
Speaker 2: But if you get staggered by one, then they could
Speaker 2: all fu you in, and so it's like I can't.
Speaker 3: It's like your ghosts Shima, where you would jump into
Speaker 3: a place where you really couldn't you really shouldn't be
Speaker 3: and you just be like nailed by archers. They're the
Speaker 3: best archers in the universe. They're Yeah, it's it's good.
Speaker 3: It's nothing I necessarily haven't seen before. It's definitely going
Speaker 3: to be like the biggest game of the year. I
Speaker 3: don't know if it will necessarily win, because I feel
Speaker 3: like that's largely skewed just because it's a Chinese game
Speaker 3: and so like that's billions of people in China are
Speaker 3: playing it.
Speaker 1: But I don't know if it's necessarily going to be
Speaker 1: that big. You don't got to say, who do you
Speaker 1: think is gonna what? Are it gonna be the top game?
Speaker 3: So I think it'll I think this will be in
Speaker 3: the conversation just because it's kind of a slow year.
Speaker 1: Final Fantasy Final Fantasy will be up there. I think
Speaker 1: probably dragging a just by default.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, if it I think Marvel is gonna come
Speaker 3: out too, and there's no way. No, it's good, Chris,
Speaker 3: I mean no, I'm just saying for you to play
Speaker 3: games is generally don't.
Speaker 1: They don't put them anymore.
Speaker 3: I think they I can't remember the last time. I
Speaker 3: can't remember the last time I free to play game.
Speaker 1: One game of the year. Forte was in the Fortnite
Speaker 1: never won Game of the Year. It was in a discussion,
Speaker 1: but it wasn't. It probably won some sort of like genre.
Speaker 3: Yeah it'll win like best free to play game or
Speaker 3: something like that. But like it's they're They're just not
Speaker 3: in the same conversation. I don't even hate Fortnite.
Speaker 2: I just like, you know, I keep thinking about playing
Speaker 2: it because last time we talked, they were saying, like
Speaker 2: there's like different modes or something.
Speaker 1: That game is, that game is more of it. It's
Speaker 1: a movie maker.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, I want to, I want to, I want
Speaker 2: to fuck around with I just I just I'm gonna
Speaker 2: keep pushing. I'm trying to beat Black Myth as fast
Speaker 2: as i can because technically it is the next game.
Speaker 2: Well I was already I was Cyberpunk, and now Black
Speaker 2: Myth is before it, So now I have to beat
Speaker 2: Black Myths so I can go to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was actually working.
Speaker 2: I was being an idiot, and I was working on
Speaker 2: my second playthrough because I did the dude, and then
Speaker 2: I wanted to be a chick. I wanted to just
Speaker 2: like and so you know, she's naked as fuck. I
Speaker 2: have all these good screenshots with PanAm and Uh and
Speaker 2: Judy and ship like that. Just chill, you know, just
Speaker 2: just power it around with my naked buddies. Fucking uh, Dude,
Speaker 2: my game glitched so hard Jackie.
Speaker 1: So he's still no follows the whole game. So much
Speaker 1: damage to the narrative of that game. Dude, he died
Speaker 1: way before he should have died in my second play
Speaker 1: through when you guys are doing the busting up at
Speaker 1: the house, so we're no. So we're no. No. So
Speaker 1: we're in the actual mission.
Speaker 3: We're in the hotel, right, you run into Insane but
Speaker 3: likes because you Frankenstein your coat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, so maybe maybe look, look, look, turn
Speaker 2: it out. So we have to take the elevator to
Speaker 2: go down to the garage to you know, you have
Speaker 2: to jump into the car that will take you out.
Speaker 2: He's already dead in the fucking elevator, he's happened, and
Speaker 2: then fucking the interaction nothing so he so the this
Speaker 2: is what he does at one I wish I would
Speaker 2: recorded this. At one point, when the elevator stops and
Speaker 2: like it's time to go out, he props up again
Speaker 2: and then falls down and dies again. And then when
Speaker 2: we get into the car, he does pop up into
Speaker 2: the car, but he's he won't talk, his eyes are
Speaker 2: completely closed.
Speaker 1: He's dead. So when you're interacting with him, he dies
Speaker 1: again kind of because you know when his arm like
Speaker 1: slips off, when he's like, You're like and he just
Speaker 1: but like he's already. So funny. It was so good
Speaker 1: that game, So goddamn the game is.
Speaker 2: I was kind of I was annoyed with it until
Speaker 2: I got everything powered up. Then I was like, now
Speaker 2: I feel like a fucking badass. Now I feel I'm
Speaker 2: moving fast.
Speaker 1: When you get all the ninja shit, it is insane.
Speaker 1: It's not a pistol. I had a sniper and I
Speaker 1: had a sword. I was the most absurd character in
Speaker 1: the world. And then I would do the boxing matches
Speaker 1: where you fight the freaking like muscle bound like enhance people,
Speaker 1: and the last fight is a girl, so for her,
Speaker 1: I actually put on the gorilla arp yea, the dog.
Speaker 1: I knocked her out of the ring. That's so needless.
Speaker 1: Why why I want to win? You just gotta do.
Speaker 3: Twenty four twenty four, that Star Wars game just came out.
Speaker 3: I did, Yeah, or at least I think it's out
Speaker 3: in the next couple of days.
Speaker 1: I didn't even hear anything about that's crazy. It's like
Speaker 1: mid seventies apparently. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't. That game seems
Speaker 1: That game seems to me, like there's no force. I don't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're you're like a scoundrel, You're like a it's
Speaker 3: like more of a Han solo kind of oh, which
Speaker 3: I dig I just don't care about Star Wars. I
Speaker 3: think I would imagine that this is kind of one
Speaker 3: of those games where like Hogwarts Legacy wasn't like the
Speaker 3: most amazing game in the world, but like if you
Speaker 3: were a Harry Potter fan, it was fucking sick, right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I feel like maybe this is one of those
Speaker 3: where it's like, because there's never really been an open
Speaker 3: world Star Wars game really like that, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean?
Speaker 1: Yet?
Speaker 3: So maybe yeah, I mean, maybe if you're a Star
Speaker 3: Wars fan, You'll probably think it's really great, but like
Speaker 3: I just I can't give a ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah, same with me.
Speaker 2: Like the main thing that draws me to Star Wars
Speaker 2: is like the the Force, wizardy wizardry shit, So this
Speaker 2: is something that doesn't appeal to me that much. Like
Speaker 2: I like, I like lightsabers and manipulating the Force and stuff.
Speaker 1: I love Star Wars. I really hate this scound character
Speaker 1: of Star Wars. Like I don't like Consolo. I've never
Speaker 1: liked conso he people think I'm crazy. I'm like that
Speaker 1: think as an asshole. I don't like him at all.
Speaker 1: And then my sister loves Hansolo. Yeah, And I remember
Speaker 1: having to argue with her and she was like, you
Speaker 1: like the worst part. I was like, oh, I like
Speaker 1: the man, the white man with a gun over the
Speaker 1: guy that can move buildings. Yeah, I'm stupid. She gets
Speaker 1: so mad. She loves my grandmother and her fucking love
Speaker 1: Harrison for it. I don't know why. I think it's
Speaker 1: just older. I think they saw him any more. Shit,
Speaker 1: he was a fu heart thraw back. Oh yeah, yeah sure,
Speaker 1: because she's like it's just like maybe like forty two,
Speaker 1: forty three.
Speaker 3: Harrison Ford was a huge movie star. Makes it makes
Speaker 3: sense this when she was like he was like that
Speaker 3: because he was Indian, that's all those times. And Han
Speaker 3: so she was like, I love those movies and I'm like,
Speaker 3: this guy is so lame. He's such a lame character,
Speaker 3: just like you're fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, he didn't, like he didn't.
Speaker 3: I mean, Star Wars is, It's just the whole thing
Speaker 3: is fine.
Speaker 1: It's fine. I love Star Wars so much. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: like New Star.
Speaker 3: I mean, think about Star Wars when it was new,
Speaker 3: Like the guy with the gun is clearly the coolest
Speaker 3: one in that movie.
Speaker 1: Like if Star Wars is new to you, Han Solo is.
Speaker 3: The coolest character in that in that entire fucking in
Speaker 3: that movie, because because the fucking the wizards who are
Speaker 3: fighting with swords are just like.
Speaker 1: The borderline.
Speaker 3: It's not even they're not even fighting as well as
Speaker 3: like fencers fight like it's lamer than fencing four is.
Speaker 1: You guys, don't know what you're telling. People that said
Speaker 1: that are just coping. But that's what I'm saying. That's
Speaker 1: what I think The context is.
Speaker 3: It's like if you're if you grew up with those movies,
Speaker 3: chances are going to like console a lot better because
Speaker 3: it's a lot we are a lot better at shooting
Speaker 3: gun fights. Yea, back then then, we weren't fucking clearly.
Speaker 2: Well even his even his his his demeanor, every the
Speaker 2: way that he acted like he was so like like
Speaker 2: when he uh, when he couldn't like he was supposed to, like,
Speaker 2: you know, try to trick the the what do you
Speaker 2: call the stormtroopers or whatever, and they were like gonna
Speaker 2: come and he just like shoots the thing and he's
Speaker 2: like more in conversation anyway, Like he said, he says
Speaker 2: it in such a like like you know, like he's
Speaker 2: so cool. I don't like there always been like that.
Speaker 2: Oh man, he's so cool.
Speaker 3: It's theoretically the marvel of that time kind of you know,
Speaker 3: like they're like the jokes to undercut serious kind of things, right.
Speaker 3: But again, Yeah, if you saw that movie in theaters
Speaker 3: for the first time, you're like, yeah, the fuck these
Speaker 3: old people with sticks?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love this. I love it. That's I like
Speaker 1: you love it because you grew up with the prequels
Speaker 1: where they were doing flips and ship Oh yeah, that one.
Speaker 1: I definitely saw episode one before I could recollect episode four. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: definitely did. Like Episode one is one of my earliest
Speaker 1: movie going experiences. I think I saw that movie. I
Speaker 1: think either saw that on Tarzan. Those are like my
Speaker 1: first two or maybe Toy Story. One of those three
Speaker 1: are my first full movies ever, and I was just like,
Speaker 1: this is scary. I didn't know movies gonna be this big.
Speaker 1: I was a little kid theater and I was like,
Speaker 1: why is bugs so big? What's going on? That's fucking man. Okay,
Speaker 1: that's that's a regular that's a regular feeling for a
Speaker 1: kid that has.
Speaker 3: I don't think so whatever, dude, But anyway, this year
Speaker 3: is like, say that Star Wars game came out. Apparently
Speaker 3: it's like fine, uh, Final Fantasy seven, Rebirth Tech.
Speaker 1: And eight Checking eight. But that's not the game of
Speaker 1: the year. The fighting game will never be yeah, never, ever, never,
Speaker 1: even if it deserves it, Even if it absolutely deserves them,
Speaker 1: like Noah Man fighting.
Speaker 3: It would have to be a really slow year I
Speaker 3: think for fighting. Like no disrespect to fighting games, like
Speaker 3: they're great, but like that's just not what they It's
Speaker 3: just it's yeah, it's not that's not going to be
Speaker 3: the talk of the the year.
Speaker 1: You know the nude bod have on that game.
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: I like how I like how the code was so
Speaker 2: easy to manipulate, like immediately keyboards like oh sweet, Like
Speaker 2: we're gonna make the hardest dicks, the biggest hits, Like
Speaker 2: is on his dick in my game.
Speaker 1: Like he has his little legs out and he's on
Speaker 1: a dick and it's really bad. That's amazing. I don't
Speaker 1: believe he should like too far, that that is too far,
Speaker 1: but that's what exists, and that I heard that just
Speaker 1: make him on his dick. I could feel the lie in.
Speaker 1: Somebody could do it. Uh.
Speaker 3: Dragons KMA two like a dragon infinite wealth is very
Speaker 3: good animal.
Speaker 1: Well that was like an India So that was pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Stelen Bones, it's twenty bucks one was Stella was
Speaker 3: very much like a Wukong kind of game.
Speaker 1: Oh right, I forgot about that, Oh because I forgot
Speaker 1: about the discourse too, right. Yeah, yeah, she was still attractive.
Speaker 1: She was too hot. Yeah, like there's some bullshit happening
Speaker 1: with that.
Speaker 3: Like, uh, that was like that was almost nostalgic for
Speaker 3: like twenty sixteen time where people were like, she's fucking
Speaker 3: that's no real women look like, and it's like, unfortunately
Speaker 3: for you, many do like this is not really that
Speaker 3: unattainable of.
Speaker 1: A body idea of somebody Like people are hot.
Speaker 3: I know, it's hard to be plenty of gorgeous people.
Speaker 1: Someone so mad that I character to the track and
Speaker 1: you turned to the screen and it's cake didn't come
Speaker 1: like cake like like like short jagged points of come
Speaker 1: all over. This must I shouldn't be able to do that, screamed.
Speaker 1: They can't get anything done, that's why they're mad. Fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: It's like, go to the Olympics. Just watch an Olympic game,
Speaker 2: like the Summer Olympics. If anyone be like this is
Speaker 2: un realistic body or whatever. I'm like, watch the Summer
Speaker 2: Olympics every four fucking years and you'll see Greek gods
Speaker 2: and goddesses like, like, what are you talking about? You know,
Speaker 2: there's plenty of them. They just you know, they work
Speaker 2: extremely hard to obtain those physiques and stuff.
Speaker 3: So the big ones, the big ones that are left
Speaker 3: from my perspective, are the dragon ball sparking. Oh yeah,
Speaker 3: uh no, well, I mean I'm just saying, like, what's
Speaker 3: left in the ear. Oh yeah, yeah, Assassin's Creed Shadows.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, Black Assassins.
Speaker 3: Which is probably which is actually like which is actually
Speaker 3: probably the first assassin's career that I've actually looked at,
Speaker 3: like maybe I'm definitely gonna play because there's like they
Speaker 3: they actually have like actual stealth in it where you
Speaker 3: could like knock lights out and ship. Yeah, I'm just like,
Speaker 3: first of all, yeah, why has it been so long
Speaker 3: since like splinter Sell did this and then no one
Speaker 3: ever bothered to.
Speaker 2: Do it where you lazy when they don't even like
Speaker 2: sometimes when you can knock out lights, it doesn't do
Speaker 2: anything like there.
Speaker 1: There's games where I'm like, oh, I should fucking what
Speaker 1: was that playing? I can't remember was playing recently? I
Speaker 1: was like to knock out the lights probably I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I honestly don't remember.
Speaker 2: I don't think so I remember playing something recently where
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I should take off those lights because
Speaker 2: it'll help me in it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter at all.
Speaker 3: I was like, Oh, it's barely done in video games.
Speaker 1: It's not something where it's like tries to jump into
Speaker 1: a Battle of Hay and he.
Speaker 3: Funks up and he's like a ship he stumbled out
Speaker 3: of it because he's in SAMURR and it's heavy as
Speaker 3: that kind of that kind of stuff, like yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know, like I'll probably this is as far as
Speaker 3: Assassin's Creed goes. I'll probably pick that up, like maybe later.
Speaker 3: I am curious about it because I don't like I like,
Speaker 3: I like stealth games. I'm underserved dis play themselves, never
Speaker 3: coming back, So this is my best shot.
Speaker 1: What do you think of You look sick? Actually you
Speaker 1: had a dolphin dive when you fucking like it was
Speaker 1: a dolphin dive was probably at the right. Well, I
Speaker 1: know what you're mean. What do you mean, jumps? I'll
Speaker 1: never play called ever again in my life ever, Like
Speaker 1: I'll refuse. Why what do you like it? This is impossible?
Speaker 1: Do you think that that?
Speaker 3: Do you think that that's true? That I like, you know,
Speaker 3: think it's possible that you can like call it again?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I don't know, man, I don't play.
Speaker 1: I don't play shooting games for the realism of shooting games. Well,
Speaker 1: there's nothing realistic about Clay anymore. I don't I don't like,
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 3: I don't like the's like an action movie. I don't
Speaker 3: like the it's fast and furious of people running around.
Speaker 1: I don't like the facade of like it being like
Speaker 1: a grounded like. I don't want my I look like
Speaker 1: a real world. I don't give a I want my feeling.
Speaker 1: I want some fucking alien to fall down from the
Speaker 1: sky say help, I step on it. I blow his
Speaker 1: brains out with a shotgun, and then I hover away
Speaker 1: into the sky. You know, I don't want I don't
Speaker 1: want ground in this anymore. Yeah, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: feel the opposite with war games. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: only played like I love Battlefield when.
Speaker 2: It's like grounded, Like do you want when it comes
Speaker 2: to those war games? Do you just do PvP or
Speaker 2: do you want to do the campaigns I have?
Speaker 3: Dude, I haven't played a cality campaign since moding War
Speaker 3: for two.
Speaker 1: Wow, I like, I don't think the only one I
Speaker 1: played ever? Actually I played World at War and Modern Warfare,
Speaker 1: you know, because at this point though, like I am
Speaker 1: curious to like and I played one because I know
Speaker 1: about roaches. Yes, I played the first one. Yeah cold
Speaker 1: for him?
Speaker 3: I remember you were like the last ones that I
Speaker 3: remember playing like front to back, and I heard the
Speaker 3: things about black ops but I just never. I don't know,
Speaker 3: I just never did it. I do want to care about, actually,
Speaker 3: I do want.
Speaker 1: To is their proximity chat? I don't know actually, because
Speaker 1: for that, for that Alazon call of duty chat, we
Speaker 1: don't need you. We don't need you to be doing
Speaker 1: that chat is the best. That is stupid best part
Speaker 1: of video games I think ever? Actually, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it was. I think it was pretty funny. Really like
Speaker 1: the idea I love. I love the idea of killing
Speaker 1: somebody and bring them in a room and it starts
Speaker 1: hazing them verbally and blowing their head off on a shotgun.
Speaker 1: I think that's it's there's magic there. Yeah, there's magic
Speaker 1: in that interaction, like the I posted on Twitter. But
Speaker 1: the guy I was like, how did you forget to
Speaker 1: hate these am body piece of the ship And he's like, no, no, no, dude,
Speaker 1: wait one second, let me show you how I killed you.
Speaker 1: And a guy was like, if you had a heartbeat
Speaker 1: censor and he throws it out. So I guess I
Speaker 1: was going fun. But the guy shot gun his head
Speaker 1: off and that was.
Speaker 3: A wild And what was that was that war zone
Speaker 3: called didy war zone because the clip that he's talking
Speaker 3: about was like this guy like he runs in and
Speaker 3: he kills a guy or he not he knocks a
Speaker 3: guy down, like he downs him right, but he sets
Speaker 3: it up like literally and he and then he goes like,
Speaker 3: you're hacking. And then he goes, no, no, no, let
Speaker 3: me show you. And then they actually he actually goes
Speaker 3: around and teaches him what he did. And he keeps
Speaker 3: being like, no, you're hacking. You're you must have had
Speaker 3: like some kind of heart pieces. And then he throws
Speaker 3: his heart pe cents around the ground and he goes like, oh,
Speaker 3: I guess I'll eat a dick on that one, and
Speaker 3: then he kills him again. It was like the wildest
Speaker 3: I love that shit about PvP. But by the way,
Speaker 3: but yeah, I don't know that new Call Duty game
Speaker 3: looks interesting to me, just because which one is it?
Speaker 1: Black?
Speaker 3: It's the sixth Black Op six Black six, Yeah, But
Speaker 3: also for didn't have a story from what I remember,
Speaker 3: and four didn't have no, no, no, no, Black Ops
Speaker 3: four did not have a campaign because like they just
Speaker 3: couldn't finish it in time.
Speaker 1: Apparently what I heard, Oh my god, Black Ops four
Speaker 1: was like it was just almost twenty eighteen or nineteen
Speaker 1: or something a while ago. I remember it.
Speaker 2: It came out around the same time as Red Dead
Speaker 2: two because I did a cowboy bit and I was
Speaker 2: talking like Arthur yeah, and I was like apologizing and
Speaker 2: I just said that like I've been playing way too
Speaker 2: much Black Ops four.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like it was like a little bit, so I
Speaker 1: remember that, but I didn't. I didn't. I didn't play
Speaker 1: three either. I played Black Ops one and two.
Speaker 3: I do want to play one and two at least
Speaker 3: because I do hear I do hear good things about that. Yeah,
Speaker 3: those games the camp I like go back and play
Speaker 3: every college.
Speaker 2: I'm different, like I don't do very much PvP, but
Speaker 2: like every because I just like easily die. Because every
Speaker 2: once in a while I'll watch like a World War
Speaker 2: two documentary or something like that, and I'll learn more
Speaker 2: about some dumb shit that they've discovered, and then it
Speaker 2: gets me in the mood to play some dumb ass
Speaker 2: war game.
Speaker 1: So then I just like going and just shooting a
Speaker 1: bunch of you know, dumb you know, foreigners. Like It's
Speaker 1: like I was always more of like a battlefield guy,
Speaker 1: I think is when it came to that.
Speaker 3: I just I liked the freedom of it, like being
Speaker 3: able to jump off of a fucking helicopter and like
Speaker 3: land on ship, like there was always more fun to
Speaker 3: me than like the called like you know, totally.
Speaker 1: Crash your plane. Can you crash your your plane into
Speaker 1: the ground and kill people? Battlefield? Yeah? Of course, what
Speaker 1: do you mean? So fucking I think that's great. Wait,
Speaker 1: you didn't know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was like this distinguishing factor you didn't say.
Speaker 3: I was like, I was trying to ignore it to
Speaker 3: me too.
Speaker 1: I know, hair dress as actual fuck for that, but
Speaker 1: the idea of that like just you know, the whole
Speaker 1: point of it, and it's crashy dude.
Speaker 3: It was the most fun ship in the Battlefield nineteen
Speaker 3: forty two. I remember the the uh that was like
Speaker 3: an arcade kind of like simplified battlefield that you could
Speaker 3: get for like twenty bucks, and it was just like
Speaker 3: a couple of maps. It was like graphically kind of simple.
Speaker 3: But I remember there was this island it was like,
Speaker 3: uh kind of Pearl Harbory, and I would constantly take
Speaker 3: the planes off of the aircraft character and just fly
Speaker 3: them into individual people and it was the but it
Speaker 3: was It's fucking awesome. I love Battlefield, bro, But yeah,
Speaker 3: so calls coming out, that's something to look at Haities
Speaker 3: two officially, or maybe it's out already, Like I don't
Speaker 3: know that, but that counts. Yeah, New Indiana, New Indiana, Jones, Warhammer,
Speaker 3: forty K, Space Marine two. It's probably gonna be great
Speaker 3: Silent Hill to remake. So there's a lot of there's
Speaker 3: there's some stuff left.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know. Quiet slope to slope, quiet
Speaker 1: slope anyway, should move on to questions. I would, dude,
Speaker 1: if I was in Silent Hill, I would just start
Speaker 1: not being silent. I'd make the hill loud. Exactly what
Speaker 1: silent Hill just be? Make the hill loud?
Speaker 3: Do you think that's like the problem with it. That's
Speaker 3: the reason why things are so bad is that it's
Speaker 3: just too quiet.
Speaker 1: Everybody's like stop, no, we'll die and.
Speaker 2: Called like you know the you know the you know
Speaker 2: the steps of a of Ah, we're like Europe and
Speaker 2: like Asia kind of yeah, so you just call like
Speaker 2: the loud steps, loudstep, like loud step or something. We
Speaker 2: make our own game called loud Step.
Speaker 1: And then the fucking the bridge, and.
Speaker 2: Then there's not there's not a you know, the triangle
Speaker 2: guy who's gonna be a circle or something's gonna face.
Speaker 1: He was. He was like Pops for fucking events regularly.
Speaker 1: He's just there, so honest. He's not violent at all.
Speaker 1: He's actually a really nice guy. He shows up the
Speaker 1: hell even that guy in the back rooms the US
Speaker 1: A fucking face, he just shows up. He's like the
Speaker 1: guy from the back rooms, like the guy with the
Speaker 1: American fucking like face, and he has like guy and
Speaker 1: he's like, guys, all going on. He disappears and it's like, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're met the American fello in
Speaker 1: the back room. Wait, not met him? You ever heard
Speaker 1: of the American fellow? Met him? Never met him? You
Speaker 1: ever met the American dude in the bathroom? You're good, bro,
Speaker 1: You're crazy. I was thinking quiet, but I think I'm
Speaker 1: tripping a little bit. Loud steps, loud slope, a big
Speaker 1: out lie slope featuring fear. Let's move on.
Speaker 3: Some questions left by you guys, our patrons over at Patreon.
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Speaker 1: What's the question, what's the audience? The interaction? Here? Is it?
Speaker 1: The five dollars five do here? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Five dollars sinko And then you can give us a
Speaker 3: question and we'll we'll try to read it on the show.
Speaker 1: We got. We got a decent amount of make it
Speaker 1: a good question. Read stars in loud slope.
Speaker 3: I would love it if Norman read this. Couldn't read.
Speaker 1: I can't read it. I can't read it. I can't
Speaker 1: read this. I can't read this. I can't read this.
Speaker 2: That's what his first audition like, all right, Norman readaslug.
Speaker 2: Would you read the first line of the script?
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't normand you what his name again?
Speaker 1: Fucking h what are you trying to? Jim was like,
Speaker 1: give him every role. I want to be every character
Speaker 1: and everything I want to be based. I want no
Speaker 1: other actors.
Speaker 3: In fact, somebody needs to be able to mod this,
Speaker 3: by the way, like I want that's stranding, but every
Speaker 3: character is Norman.
Speaker 1: I want that baby him but it's small. Yeah, well
Speaker 1: the baby is him, but I want it to literally be.
Speaker 1: When's that one coming out?
Speaker 3: That is? That's yeah, two is next year. I think
Speaker 3: I'm stoked for that. That looks that looks it looks ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It is exactly.
Speaker 3: It is so absurd that like I have to like,
Speaker 3: I'm so in yeah, like it's it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that hooked me a little bit.
Speaker 1: Any other person would have put a like anything like that.
Speaker 1: Any other person would have put that shit out, they
Speaker 1: would have not had a job. Ever.
Speaker 2: Again, I like how that's not an exaggeration when you
Speaker 2: say any it's like literally true, like anyone else, Like
Speaker 2: what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Get out of here.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's necessarily true. No one could
Speaker 3: pull it off, No one would be able to secure
Speaker 3: the funding to do it. Yeah, but I actually think
Speaker 3: people are totally into weird ship like that.
Speaker 1: I don't you know, you're right. I think there's a
Speaker 1: they exist, But I think it would not have gotten
Speaker 1: any good record to doing what the guy I gotta
Speaker 1: some guy's in a fucking orange Jump mega bit guitar stord.
Speaker 3: I mean, I think most video games are we like
Speaker 3: most video games that come from back then are like
Speaker 3: fucking strange as hell. I just think like he's built
Speaker 3: enough of like a reputation for himself that there's enough
Speaker 3: faith built into his weird ideas that people can get
Speaker 3: him done. But I've seen like, I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: there's I just think it's he's able to take your
Speaker 3: funding in a way that other people aren't, you know,
Speaker 3: I think yeah, and yeah I agree, Like if somebody
Speaker 3: else pitch that game and we're able to make it,
Speaker 3: I think it would have been cool.
Speaker 2: Still, No, you're you're right, it's it's it is it
Speaker 2: is him, it is they trust him, and you can
Speaker 2: literally Kojima as an experiment could be like here's my idea.
Speaker 2: Give it to somebody else and they pitch it, and
Speaker 2: they'll be like fuck no, and then and then be like,
Speaker 2: oh see see like exactly gave me this idea like
Speaker 2: the gave you. Then then they would probably be like oh,
Speaker 2: if Kojima calls and you know and says like actually, yeah,
Speaker 2: this is my idea, then they would change their mind
Speaker 2: and it would just kind of like.
Speaker 1: To work on something together. I would love to see
Speaker 1: what that would be.
Speaker 3: It doesn't even feel like it's out of the gangster.
Speaker 2: Game like a mafia like a mob game would fucking
Speaker 2: like like like why like why are they saying it
Speaker 2: so much like you'd be saying that, and he's like
Speaker 2: trust me, like I've been doing this for a decade.
Speaker 2: Him making a mafia like a mafia game it would
Speaker 2: be amazing.
Speaker 3: It would be there's another mafia game also, there is
Speaker 3: another mafia that old country.
Speaker 1: Yeah, kind of the kind of game that would exist
Speaker 1: from those two together would be such a because they
Speaker 1: would try to be grounded because of Scorsese being like, yeah,
Speaker 1: they gotta be from Boston. It's gonna be one of
Speaker 1: them have to be of Italian descent. I'm from Boston.
Speaker 1: There has to be one black child. He gets insulted
Speaker 1: for no reason. What else. Someone has to be using
Speaker 1: drugs a lot. The fucking be like the boss him
Speaker 1: a dildo sword that was electrified and you could you
Speaker 1: could fly for some reason. And then there was like
Speaker 1: people that came out of mud.
Speaker 2: Basically what I would play the hell yeah, I would
Speaker 2: try it. I think what would happen is like Kojima
Speaker 2: is so uh. Scorsese would set the whole scene, he
Speaker 2: said everything, and then kojin would make little what he
Speaker 2: would call enhancements and so like the Italian little enhancement
Speaker 2: like every mob boss, like all the dons of like
Speaker 2: every Italian fucking like mob would be something crazy like
Speaker 2: one would just be a robot like like robot, like.
Speaker 1: A straight up like the jetson.
Speaker 3: I would want, I want, I want, and I would
Speaker 3: love JA to make like a like a like a
Speaker 3: wildly racist Italian mobster game.
Speaker 1: Like it's like they're spaghetti people. Enemy comes out of
Speaker 1: Italian wedding suit. I think he would actually be okay
Speaker 1: with this. He like, this is actually kind of cool.
Speaker 1: This is cinema. They you know, they love these things
Speaker 1: so much that it would make sense if they were
Speaker 1: like syentient, you know, like there would be a perfect
Speaker 1: representation of Italian American. She's gonna voice a third of
Speaker 1: the cast. Tory Baker is gonna play him. She's gonna
Speaker 1: be played by Troy b It's gonna be his mo
Speaker 1: cap too. He does his smoke cap. This is like
Speaker 1: a crudely deep fake. The first question that Cojima asked
Speaker 1: the scorsesees, what do we do with Norman? Riders? Where? Where?
Speaker 1: How do we get Norman? So Norman is the main character, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course, he's explained. How do we make him the maka?
Speaker 1: He's not Italian? How do we make him Italian? Bring
Speaker 1: enormous weedis and we'll bring him to the Bronx. We'll
Speaker 1: have him and sold a bunch of people want to appear.
Speaker 1: He'll become Italian by nature. Get him, meet him some pizza.
Speaker 1: Mechanical mustache, a mechanical mustache that, first of all, is
Speaker 1: a very I a mechanical mustache. Does that work? Clearly?
Speaker 1: Fucking screws, you know, like.
Speaker 3: You know what, Actually, what I like about stuff is
Speaker 3: that like it feels like like a dream kind of
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, where it's just like it's
Speaker 3: like I don't know what's.
Speaker 1: Going on necessarily whatever. This is cool?
Speaker 3: Like whatever, this is like that scarf that there's a
Speaker 3: trailer in for death Straining two or whatever where that
Speaker 3: French lady who's in the first one, she's like she
Speaker 3: has like a scarf or whatever and it's like hands
Speaker 3: and it's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh right, this is sick. What is like how
Speaker 1: do you even think of this?
Speaker 3: How do you think of this model as animate? This
Speaker 3: and like understand that like, yeah, this will work, Like
Speaker 3: this is gonna look cool on screen.
Speaker 1: GiMA is like imagine somebody learned every moment of history
Speaker 1: from a manga. That is what I feel like every
Speaker 1: single like Middle Gear Solid is an American anime that
Speaker 1: is an anime version of what American Yeah and I
Speaker 1: feel like that's what his interpretation, This is what American
Speaker 1: Paul does look like. And it's like.
Speaker 3: I guess, yeah, there's telekinetic arms and it's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. I love it.
Speaker 3: It really is like I like him a lot because
Speaker 3: it feels like some like a kid playing with action figures,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, and just like building this
Speaker 3: crazy ship that makes no sense.
Speaker 1: I like that he's one of the last people that
Speaker 1: let's is allowed to be truly as creative as he
Speaker 1: wants to be.
Speaker 3: So what, I don't think it always purely by accident,
Speaker 3: and I think I.
Speaker 1: Don't think it always hits, but I think he's in.
Speaker 1: He's allowed to navigate this world as someone that can
Speaker 1: just be created. You you know what. I want to
Speaker 1: know what has been left on like the cutting room floor, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like, hey, dude, dude, I surprise Quiet made it
Speaker 3: through man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the crazy ass character. Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: Anytime I see cut scenes of Metal right, Metal Gear Rising,
Speaker 2: I'm just like, like, I can't believe this is real.
Speaker 2: That's barely him. Yeah, but that's barely him. But if
Speaker 2: you look at it, it's like it is complete. Because
Speaker 2: that's why I like rising, it isn't him. No, here's
Speaker 2: the thing without anime, without like his foundation. There's yeah,
Speaker 2: there are some things in there, like the like the
Speaker 2: antagonist for example, Like yeah, there is no that does
Speaker 2: not exist without like a like hey in a coat,
Speaker 2: this is so acceptable and any other in anything else, right,
Speaker 2: You just it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It doesn't work outside of manga. For me, it really doesn't.
Speaker 1: It really doesn't. It's that game is so armstrong, gives
Speaker 1: you a handshake that pulls you in for a hug
Speaker 1: after just nearly beating the shit. It's interesting.
Speaker 3: It's interesting that it works for his what's so because
Speaker 3: it is anime, right, And it would be annoying if
Speaker 3: you saw this in like a live action thing, even
Speaker 3: in something that was like made to even in a
Speaker 3: game that's like rendered to look live action. But for
Speaker 3: whatever reason, it works. Yeah, for like metal Gear and
Speaker 3: Death Franny.
Speaker 1: It's weird. I mean it's for metal Gear so much
Speaker 1: because of the way it's been set up. Like metal
Speaker 1: Gear one is like very like brother like brothers quarrel,
Speaker 1: and then two turns into like use this sort of
Speaker 1: deflect missiles. At a moment, you're like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: to and then three is just like, hey, here's this
Speaker 1: like ridiculously insane jungle simulator where you got to kill
Speaker 1: alligators and eat them. And then four is now you're
Speaker 1: an old man who just judo throws people till they die.
Speaker 1: It's just like a series of.
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of well, speaking of games that are runaway successes,
Speaker 3: are you familiar with Concord? Yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah,
Speaker 3: so well out there, that's the opposite. Yeah, it's literally
Speaker 3: the exact opposite.
Speaker 1: That's like saying and that's like saying, let's talk about
Speaker 1: I feel bad for those guys.
Speaker 3: Really honestly, it's like that's got I think it's like
Speaker 3: it debuted with lower steam numbers than Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 1: Gollum. Oh no, damn. So you know, rest in peace.
Speaker 1: Imagine being that far out. Imagine being that far out
Speaker 1: of the fight when you walk in. That's like going
Speaker 1: into a UFC match slipping as soon as you fall
Speaker 1: in and then you're half I'm gone. That's like you
Speaker 1: couldn't like.
Speaker 2: You're like you're already Like I've been waiting for that, dude,
Speaker 2: I've been waiting for Like there's this one guy, Bobby Green.
Speaker 2: He changed his name to King greenow Uh he does
Speaker 2: a flip he does when he enters, and I'm just
Speaker 2: waiting for him to not clear and.
Speaker 1: Hit his head and just just be like done. And
Speaker 1: sometimes it looks like he's like I'm like, dude, this
Speaker 1: is too dangerous. Stop doing it. I don't really mean this,
Speaker 1: but I would love to see someone die right before
Speaker 1: I can't match. It's like right, like, I don't mean
Speaker 1: this horribly, but like the idea of somebody going into
Speaker 1: the ring, slipping in the head and then that's it,
Speaker 1: Like everybody gets they're dead, not even like oh oh
Speaker 1: they're unconscious, they clear, he's still You're looking for it
Speaker 1: to see him breathing, and you don't see any elevation
Speaker 1: of his chest like he's gone. He's off immedium.
Speaker 2: Technically, that would be the best scenario because then people
Speaker 2: can't blame it on the combat that killed him, you know,
Speaker 2: like that might mess might there might be commissions out
Speaker 2: there being like, oh, maybe we need more regulations, Like
Speaker 2: if he just died before he got punch would be
Speaker 2: pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Humpty dumpty, ass fella, And that's it. Now. I still
Speaker 1: want like Dana's still mad for some reason. Dat up
Speaker 1: there he fucking he took our money and he, like Dana,
Speaker 1: he died, so what so what? Man sue his family,
Speaker 1: sue the estate people, ven and man, I hate that guy.
Speaker 1: He is like he's a deal. His mom wrote a
Speaker 1: book about him. How much he sucks eminem Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean did she do that to you? Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I think I think she did around.
Speaker 3: I mean his mom did like something she did she
Speaker 3: made like a dis track. I think I mean she went,
Speaker 3: know she did and did she?
Speaker 1: I swear, I feel like that.
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm not sue the funk out of him.
Speaker 3: I know that, but like I feel like I'm not lying.
Speaker 1: I that should be easily verifiable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, looking up, well, I because I swear to god,
Speaker 3: that's real, like she because that's because there's a song
Speaker 3: where he's where he's like your mom, you're a bit
Speaker 3: Well no, it's he goes, Is that why you made
Speaker 3: that c D for me?
Speaker 1: Ma? You know, like that's that's a real like she
Speaker 1: did something like that. I don't know that I might
Speaker 1: be lying. Who knows if that is real? I didn't know,
Speaker 1: And that's amazing. Debbie Mathers, Dear Marshall, I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, if that's real, Debbie Mathers.
Speaker 1: Dear Marshall. People are saying that's what it's called. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that's it.
Speaker 3: Uh okay, And she she's trying to rap, but I
Speaker 3: think she gives up. My name is Debbie, and my
Speaker 3: name is. My name is Debbie, and my son is
Speaker 3: gay dom and gay.
Speaker 1: My name is Debbie. I'm here to say em and
Speaker 1: is my son and he's dumb and gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah I'm gay too, but anyway, zacharyally cool, Zachary wrote.
Speaker 1: In Marshall, Mathers is the fucking fool said, what do
Speaker 1: you do? What is going on? It's pretty cool old
Speaker 1: school hip hop?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: What is that went down to see? And the like
Speaker 1: I shot in the face.
Speaker 3: I'm all right, Zachary wrote in he said not he said,
Speaker 3: not a question. I just started playing Red Redemption to
Speaker 3: and saw that parody video you posted before I began
Speaker 3: the game. Now every time I interact with Dutch, it's
Speaker 3: all I can hear.
Speaker 1: Thanks for that. So this is.
Speaker 3: This is spreading right, and this is absolutely us doing this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: But I was on Summon sign today with with Brad
Speaker 3: and Micah around last in and he was telling me
Speaker 3: that he can't stop thinking about it, so like this
Speaker 3: is spreading, Like I think everybody at that company is
Speaker 3: ingratiated to I said to the colum because I had
Speaker 3: to do it, and then now that's it and now
Speaker 3: it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: But I wonder, like, are we in the comments of
Speaker 1: that video? I bet we must be right, It.
Speaker 3: Must be like I imagine, I imagine there's at.
Speaker 1: Least a couple. Yeah, like the clown video, the frigging
Speaker 1: clown right here, Almost all the comments are about us
Speaker 1: bringing it up then getting a shot to uh that
Speaker 1: the camera. It's such a whimsical thing, dude. And the
Speaker 1: fake out, the fake out of what makes that video
Speaker 1: a ten out of ten video for me.
Speaker 3: The parts of the Caribbean song accompanying a clown shot
Speaker 3: to death.
Speaker 1: It's pretty deserved it. That's one person. I'm like, yeh,
Speaker 1: con deserved. It shouldn't be.
Speaker 2: Someone absolutely, why are you in my house doing? Even
Speaker 2: if just you're asking for there's no way around it.
Speaker 1: I want to shot him in his leg, and I
Speaker 1: would have ragged him to the back and I would
Speaker 1: have buried him. That's the thing.
Speaker 2: And you gotta shoot him in the chest, man, because
Speaker 2: otherwise like, if you're not a sharp shooter, that's the target,
Speaker 2: pam top.
Speaker 1: Of the head right here, Yeah, the top of the head, Yeah,
Speaker 1: exactly from the hip, from the hip. If you're shooting
Speaker 1: on a hip in real life with a real pistol,
Speaker 1: not like a not even a shooter.
Speaker 3: Uh the DYSLEXA casting director in charge of hiring gingers,
Speaker 3: I get it.
Speaker 1: He says, Hey, hello, nig nigg and niggy that is
Speaker 1: which one is the retarded one? Which is the retarded one?
Speaker 1: One D? Right, Yeah, that's one. Yeah, he's yeah, because
Speaker 1: then it's double D and with the fucking double double G. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so double g's yeah, okay.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, anyway, he says, one of my favorite things
Speaker 3: in movies and shows is having a song a company
Speaker 3: of fight scene to make it funny and more enjoyable.
Speaker 3: Are there any that you guys love or any songs
Speaker 3: that you would you would love to add to existing
Speaker 3: fight scenes. The first thing that came up to me
Speaker 3: for this was, it's not a good fight scene at all,
Speaker 3: but uh, kung paw, which is you're talking about, well,
Speaker 3: there's a CoP's not very good, but like the musical
Speaker 3: company of like there's baby got back in the beginning
Speaker 3: the earlier one. Yeah, but like my favorite one is
Speaker 3: Black Betty. At the end where they're playing Black Ram
Speaker 3: jams Black Betty as the chosen One is fighting be Betty.
Speaker 1: It's just like, I love this. This is so stupid.
Speaker 2: I will say if it wasn't for that movie, even
Speaker 2: though we've talked about this before that I find look,
Speaker 2: as much as I love Stupid Ship, that one's just
Speaker 2: a little bit too over the top stupid to me.
Speaker 3: I have watched that movie High so many times, and
Speaker 3: it is a blast. When you're blitzed. You can't watch
Speaker 3: that normal.
Speaker 1: I've had probably been on and I stopped having sex
Speaker 1: because you're laughing at a scene or something I've done.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't do that.
Speaker 2: There are certain things you can't put on while you're
Speaker 2: performing because it'll complete a short.
Speaker 1: Can't You cannot have comedy on while you're trying to,
Speaker 1: like a good one will ruin the moment. I actually
Speaker 1: literally soft hearing Seth Rogan laugh crazy. I was like,
Speaker 1: I was like, hold on a second, turn the ship off.
Speaker 1: I don't like it this Wait, don't turn it off.
Speaker 1: I watch it. That's fucking that's so scary.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Kung Pound has some good moments. I what
Speaker 2: was it my my first guitar that I bought with
Speaker 2: my own money. I named it Betty because of that,
Speaker 2: because I was just like, that was so absurd to
Speaker 2: me that, like, his name is Betty and I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not Betty.
Speaker 1: That's an old school name that doesn't exist. Whether you
Speaker 1: get when you cross an owl with a bungee guard Miami,
Speaker 1: what it is? Really? That was a real movie. When
Speaker 1: I was like when I was you did it? You
Speaker 1: know when it first came out? Because when first came out,
Speaker 1: I think I was like maybe like nine or ten, dude,
Speaker 1: I thought you were what's happening? I thought when I
Speaker 1: come out, when Compound came out, okay, okay, uh, I'm
Speaker 1: sorry you being nine or ten, you should know better
Speaker 1: because I was like, what is wrong with this movie?
Speaker 1: Like is this serious? You were such a man? I
Speaker 1: was like, such a stupid pool lies. I was like,
Speaker 1: why would you not make a movie?
Speaker 3: This is you?
Speaker 1: Were you not a It was real too? You weren't
Speaker 1: aware of you weren't wait what why wouldn't it be real?
Speaker 1: You watch any movies like that? I wasn't really this
Speaker 1: is like one of the first with her watches what's
Speaker 1: going on here? Why is the movie so bad?
Speaker 2: Never you never, like your parents never introduced you to,
Speaker 2: like say any Leslie Nielsen movies.
Speaker 1: Like Naked Gun and stuff. But like but they were
Speaker 1: Police Academy. She wasn't watching. I was watching like Edna
Speaker 1: James performances, and I'm like, this is really she's a
Speaker 1: really good singer. I guess, like I don't know well
Speaker 1: for like singing Spanish.
Speaker 3: Well, so for me, I remember I knew it was
Speaker 3: like an all third movie or whatever, right, but uh,
Speaker 3: I just my thought was I remember specifically thinking that
Speaker 3: trailer at the end for the sequel was undoubtedly real.
Speaker 1: Oh god.
Speaker 3: And I remember being so annoyed because I was just like,
Speaker 3: where is this, Like where's this fucking movie?
Speaker 1: You wanted to see that? I wanted to see more
Speaker 1: watched it. I wanted to see that fucking tongue in
Speaker 1: a movie. See. It was just so stupid, Like I
Speaker 1: just couldn't believe.
Speaker 3: That it was real, and it was just it was
Speaker 3: so stupid that like I just loved it. I was
Speaker 3: just so enamored with just how completely there there was
Speaker 3: like no attempt at all to make it like a
Speaker 3: legitimate film.
Speaker 1: Yeah, to find on a year that came out, because
Speaker 1: I want to see how old I was? One o two?
Speaker 3: Maybe I was younger than I when when was Kung
Speaker 3: Paoell out Kingston, you're looking it up, Come Powell, enter
Speaker 3: the fist, enter my ass. Two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I was I was younger than that. I
Speaker 1: was like fucking eight and I was seven. I saw
Speaker 1: I was. I was like twelve. But I was just
Speaker 1: like why is this? I was just like I usually
Speaker 1: saw movies that attempted to be good, So I was like,
Speaker 1: is this movie? Why do they make these choices?
Speaker 2: I just like where where was your You had like
Speaker 2: no critical thinking at all, like oh this is yet
Speaker 2: this is clearly like some fake Like they even showed
Speaker 2: you like they even at one point I think there's
Speaker 2: a blue screen in it like that kind of showing
Speaker 2: you being.
Speaker 1: On set, like like you know what are they doing?
Speaker 2: You just didn't really have it, Okay, you didn't have
Speaker 2: any COMMI.
Speaker 3: I will say, like watching that movie now, it's funny
Speaker 3: how obvious it is, Like the super what is it?
Speaker 1: What do you call it? The super imposing or whatever?
Speaker 3: The compositing, like it's very obvious, but like at the
Speaker 3: time on like blurry kind of crt TVs, the effects
Speaker 3: like really held up, like I remember, just because that
Speaker 3: was one of the most impressive things about that. I
Speaker 3: think that's why I was so obsessed with I was like,
Speaker 3: how did they fucking do this? Because like some shots
Speaker 3: are crazy, and then you watch it on a high
Speaker 3: f TV and you're like, oh, yeah, I could do this,
Speaker 3: Like I understand exactly how this works.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, but it's it's cool, that's pretty I don't know,
Speaker 1: that's pretty wild.
Speaker 2: I just I don't know, it's it's just a weird
Speaker 2: thing to me because I have an extremely immature sentto humor, but.
Speaker 1: Some of the stuff is just too too, too dumb.
Speaker 1: I guess your line is crazy, but it's like it's
Speaker 1: like me for like what I can laugh at and
Speaker 1: what I can't laugh at. Well, just like I'll laugh
Speaker 1: at like somebody blowing up, but like, hey man, you're
Speaker 1: making fun of a person in a wheelchair. That's not cool.
Speaker 1: But then like ten minutes later, I'll laugh at someone
Speaker 1: in the wheelchair falling off a cliff. You know.
Speaker 3: Like it's like the thing about it is the thing
Speaker 3: about Kung Pow is that like it's very stupid, right,
Speaker 3: and then as if you watch it as an adult,
Speaker 3: like the stupid parts don't make you laugh as much anymore,
Speaker 3: but there are parts that like are smarter that you
Speaker 3: don't necessarily recall. Like I remember specifically there's this there's
Speaker 3: a scene of the dog barking and the bark is
Speaker 3: delayed because he's dubbed yeah, and I just say that
Speaker 3: that's fucking that's so good. That's such a that is
Speaker 3: such a stupid good bit. And then there was one
Speaker 3: where they're like searching the camp for like the chosen
Speaker 3: one or whatever, and one guy goes like, you go
Speaker 3: that way, I'll go home. It's just like these like
Speaker 3: it's just so stupid and it's well, I think a
Speaker 3: lot of it's well delivered, too, like like the lines
Speaker 3: are delivered with like a like I think about that
Speaker 3: scene of him shaking the woman and like he's like
Speaker 3: clearly yelling and then the cameras like zooming in on
Speaker 3: him as he's yelling, and the voice line is just
Speaker 3: like no, it's just like.
Speaker 1: I implore you to reconsider yeah, and like terrible IDR.
Speaker 1: But it's so good. Like I don't know, I think
Speaker 1: I think stuff like that is actually what I enjoy
Speaker 1: about that. There are those moments, there's a lot of there's.
Speaker 3: A lot more of them in the in those movies
Speaker 3: than well, that movie than I remember, because I remember
Speaker 3: putting it up again like we were really high and I.
Speaker 1: Was like, let's just watch this dumb movie.
Speaker 3: It'll be like a you know, nostalgic and the stuff
Speaker 3: that used to make me laugh didn't make me laugh anymore.
Speaker 1: Like the Cow is fucking stupid. The cow was mad
Speaker 1: funny when I was a little but yeah, it's I
Speaker 1: didn't like it either.
Speaker 3: It's the party skip. Yeah, but then it's just like, yeah,
Speaker 3: like I employed to, it's just there's.
Speaker 1: A lot of that's a lot of nuts. Doesn't mean
Speaker 1: with Twilight, Dude, I think that movie is so fucking
Speaker 1: funny now, but it's such a dog shit film. Yeah. Always,
Speaker 1: you're gonna come into the seed in the Halloween. We're
Speaker 1: go every Halloween? What the fuck? Why are you conscripting
Speaker 1: me into this? Was really fun, it's actually a really
Speaker 1: good time. What are you doing? It's like hash the
Speaker 1: same jokes. I don't get it. No, it's it's outdoor movies.
Speaker 1: We go see it every time we sit there and
Speaker 1: we're just baffled by it. But we have like it's
Speaker 1: like a we get like hot chocolate and it's like
Speaker 1: in the middle of a park. We're just watching Twilight.
Speaker 1: This movie is so fucking stupid. Maybe I don't know,
Speaker 1: it's really fun. It depends on when you do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's like, that's what Jojo does with her.
Speaker 2: She would do with her her best friend. They would
Speaker 2: do that ship all the time. And the Harry Potter movies.
Speaker 1: I guess I can't watch Harry Potter.
Speaker 3: I still have only seen the first three movies and
Speaker 3: part two of the last one.
Speaker 1: I saw only the first one.
Speaker 3: I am so deeply lacking in context. Yeah, everything I
Speaker 3: know Dobby gets throwing knife.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know enough about Dobby. I just don't.
Speaker 1: You never even met Dobby. No, my god, I know
Speaker 1: you know Dobby does so I know references like I
Speaker 1: know you guys are talking about but I'm like you,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Doberta come suck. Dobert is free.
Speaker 3: He's like from a he's from a get rat. He's
Speaker 3: from a race of slaves. That like to be enslaved.
Speaker 1: No, are you serious? Not like they're just they're cool complicit.
Speaker 1: We do we we we we slaves? Like that? What Harry?
Speaker 1: He's like, He's like, maybe I got this. You want
Speaker 1: to go, you gotta okay a whole bladds. I will
Speaker 1: be what you got slittering? Oh yeah boy? Oh yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Did you see that?
Speaker 3: It's been going around on Twitter recently, Like it's like
Speaker 3: a popsicle that's like partially no, it's like a it's
Speaker 3: like a it's like it's a popsicle that's like a
Speaker 3: little bit like dented and funked up, and it's, uh,
Speaker 3: have you seen this?
Speaker 1: Haven't?
Speaker 3: Okay, it relates to what we're talking about. So talking
Speaker 3: like yourself while I find.
Speaker 1: This boy, Yeah, got on here, I do something like that. Dude.
Speaker 1: That's so so funny because it was everything was almost
Speaker 1: fine and really walked in and ruined. He's like everything
Speaker 1: everything is going a little bit to toy.
Speaker 2: That I feel like we're so wrong with because I
Speaker 2: feel like they emphatically pronounced the agent like everything and
Speaker 2: we'll like leave it out.
Speaker 1: We're like e and I'm like, I don't think that's
Speaker 1: he just doesn't. He doesn't. He's just ewe. That's the
Speaker 1: Cockney accent. I think I have to. I have to
Speaker 1: him the death. I like say whatever whatever. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, you know my talent you already because like
Speaker 1: Jamaican spotoir is very similar to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, land how do you? How do youland? Oh, Landa
Speaker 4: have a little junk chicken? Why I come take my
Speaker 4: boy from me? Homelanda, Why I don't do it? I mean, girl,
Speaker 4: you don't go wrong. Pun up me woman, Landa may
Speaker 4: go bun you up one time?
Speaker 1: And Homelanders he liked me, bro. Oh yeah, he liked
Speaker 1: me Bro.
Speaker 2: Every time I see every time I see Milkers, I'm
Speaker 2: just like, I immediately thirsty Bro.
Speaker 1: I was like, I hate that. That's a bad cracks
Speaker 1: in my lips and ship a'most drying. I started getting
Speaker 1: like a goblinoid hunch. Don't get to Dame. I don't
Speaker 1: need it. I don't need it. I need it. I'm
Speaker 1: going to just several times for attempting to drink milk.
Speaker 1: From the amount of times I've been throwing him back
Speaker 1: in the in the in the wagon, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get a patty wagon because I was trying to get
Speaker 1: some milk for you get a little bit of milk,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I had my bowl and chick gold
Speaker 1: and grabs the I'm talking so milk for it. And
Speaker 1: it was like that inappropriate. Can't believe we called the cops.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get it from home from starlight. So
Speaker 1: I found it. So think about think about this British
Speaker 1: accent that we're doing. Look at this, that's real, that's organic.
Speaker 3: I just got bashed into something or I love.
Speaker 1: Who may dammy, I'm feeling God, I read.
Speaker 3: Your dude, it's I love this. This image is so funny, excellent.
Speaker 1: You fucking yank, you fucking yank anyway, that's how they speak. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I feel like it's it's all. It's all weird to me.
Speaker 2: Like even I hear a lot of that pas ship,
Speaker 2: like uh Jojo has been watching Bridgerton, which is hilarious.
Speaker 2: That show is fucking hilarious because of I mean hilarious
Speaker 2: in a sense that because I just peer over and
Speaker 2: look and like every other scene there's just this like
Speaker 2: nigga that's so proper and ship It's like, oh oh,
Speaker 2: a bridge of ten. Then I'm like, what is this
Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't know anything about the show
Speaker 2: he did. I don't know anything about the show. So like,
Speaker 2: I like how insanely inclusive it is, but I don't
Speaker 2: understand why it is, Like it's.
Speaker 1: It's it's a person's rendition of the world. It's we
Speaker 1: know we know that at that period of time, of course,
Speaker 1: but like I I like it.
Speaker 2: And the only thing that made me think, because I
Speaker 2: really only know women that watch that show, at least
Speaker 2: I've heard them, the ones that are praising it. Mostly
Speaker 2: I was there because you know, even though all the
Speaker 2: neck beards and all those people that cry about everything
Speaker 2: to be tend did they do that for that show?
Speaker 1: Did they did they even pretend to? Because you know,
Speaker 1: obviously none of them were gonna watch it, Like Cordian's
Speaker 1: not the Qurdian is not gonna watch Bridgerton. But did
Speaker 1: he make a video about Bridgerton? I think probably there
Speaker 1: are probably people that were like probably like actual racists
Speaker 1: that were like because I feel like female racism was
Speaker 1: just a little more rare, a little more rare, but
Speaker 1: like it's like, oh that was supposed to be No,
Speaker 1: And the very first thing when it comes up, like
Speaker 1: credit is like this is my rendition of the world.
Speaker 1: I know what the the world was like back then.
Speaker 1: It was not this, but I wanted to be like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, all right, cool, yeah, I mean
Speaker 2: like like most people in the world don't give a
Speaker 2: shit about that.
Speaker 1: They understand what's happening. What are we talking about Bridgerton?
Speaker 1: Have you heard of the show Bridgerton? Yeah? Yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, yes.
Speaker 2: So basically I was just like, oh, I I clearly
Speaker 2: Bridgerton is not a show. It was kind of like Batwoman,
Speaker 2: right with DC. None of those neck beard fucks were
Speaker 2: gonna watch Batgirl, but they still made videos about that girl.
Speaker 2: So I'm thinking in the same vein, like did they
Speaker 2: make video is about bridget because I've only heard about
Speaker 2: it a few weeks ago or something, or like a
Speaker 2: month ago or something. Uh, And she just started watching
Speaker 2: it and I was like, oh, there must be someone
Speaker 2: must have made vedas.
Speaker 1: But look at all these perception because I didn't watch
Speaker 1: those like that at all, like I would. I've seen
Speaker 1: like a bunch of girly shows that older sisters. But
Speaker 1: she made me watch a bunch of shows about like
Speaker 1: love and stuff. And I'm like, oh, man, I kind
Speaker 1: of like this little bitch Now, dude, I really think
Speaker 1: the show suse. That's the best show I've ever watched
Speaker 1: in my life. This is us. But it's not like
Speaker 1: A It's not a show that's like about like A.
Speaker 1: Really it's about like family and love and like like
Speaker 1: like trauma and family that leads to like, I don't
Speaker 1: get shut I don't care. It's really good to like.
Speaker 1: I think it would be cathartic for you to watch. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's a beautiful show, but it's like not the it's
Speaker 1: not a Breaking Bad or a Game of Thrones kind
Speaker 1: of shows.
Speaker 2: And kind of that you watch and you feel so
Speaker 2: no dicks, no incest, nography, and what the am I
Speaker 2: watching it for?
Speaker 1: To just get this?
Speaker 2: Dude's like, this show is beautiful where you understand but
Speaker 2: they understand heterosexual male. Right, you think I want to
Speaker 2: watch beautiful shows?
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's really nice, really good shows. It's really good.
Speaker 1: Trust me, man, anyone that's watching it will be like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's one of the bests I watched in my life.
Speaker 1: It made me. Dude. There was one episode I have
Speaker 1: never really cried from television ever in my life. There
Speaker 1: was one up.
Speaker 3: There was two episodes that made me that's not true
Speaker 3: at all. Na cried from I've watched you cry at
Speaker 3: the Ben ten finale.
Speaker 1: Well that's because that was.
Speaker 2: The end of an arrow and I wasn't crying. I
Speaker 2: was whimpering, crying against me, like, well, he took his
Speaker 2: fucking watch on his.
Speaker 1: Arm was black. He's finally ten, He's finally just bed
Speaker 1: Do they kill.
Speaker 2: Him like because now they need another one like they
Speaker 2: always killed. They blew his head off, they find dudes
Speaker 2: named Ben and then once or ten they kill him.
Speaker 1: It's so crazy. That's the premise Ben ten was after
Speaker 1: my time was just that he just turned into like
Speaker 1: some alien nigga, right, yeah, well yeah, I remember specifically
Speaker 1: thinking it was aliens on his watch? Is that what
Speaker 1: that is?
Speaker 3: So the idea is that like he had a he
Speaker 3: found a watch, like an alien watch that lets him
Speaker 3: like he hits it and he gets to turn into
Speaker 3: ten different aliens.
Speaker 1: Is there a reason it's just ten? Or it was
Speaker 1: just all that sounds cool and ten is the number
Speaker 1: of everything, pretty much? Gotcha? Yeah, and then then there
Speaker 1: was more aliens in there. We had aliens. He had
Speaker 1: to come and yeah, so he was immediately not Ben
Speaker 1: ten because there were more than because but his name
Speaker 1: is Ben Tennyson, so they call him Ben ten. I
Speaker 1: know that's why I hated it. I get it. I
Speaker 1: get I like the first series a lot. I was
Speaker 1: my eye twitch, it really did. I was like that
Speaker 1: is so when the character got older, him stop caring.
Speaker 1: I was like, don't. It's been tennis and I fucking
Speaker 1: I fucking have ten aliens and I have ten I
Speaker 1: just tens.
Speaker 3: I just remember feeling like you can't turn into aliens
Speaker 3: with a watch. Well no, I know it's not even
Speaker 3: just with it's just like that you're not an alien.
Speaker 3: Then you're just like a fucking shape shifter. You know,
Speaker 3: you're not aliens.
Speaker 1: That's what bothered the hell out of me.
Speaker 3: It's like, you're not an alien, you're an Earth leg
Speaker 3: So where did that thing come from?
Speaker 1: Space? Another? Another fucking it was like, I supposed to
Speaker 1: be like a universe planet ten tennessee planet ten. It
Speaker 1: was supposed to be like a thing that allows other
Speaker 1: people to walk into shoes of the other, like species
Speaker 1: of people, unification understanding. But then but these things are
Speaker 1: all like giant, like awesome beast or what well, they're
Speaker 1: different from humans. Everything has different everything everything has an
Speaker 1: advantage or something. Bullshit, humans advantages. They have guns and
Speaker 1: bigot the guns and bigotry, or you're different than I.
Speaker 1: He never get conquered, my damn Elgin's and the bass engines.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Revenant? You've seen Revenue?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Revenue? The Bear movie? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh now, I just I just know. I just know that.
Speaker 3: What's his face, didn't she he he? I know that
Speaker 3: he fights a bear? Yeah, and then it's like, well,
Speaker 3: the bear fucks him up.
Speaker 1: I guess. It's such a dumb scene. Like I remember
Speaker 1: watching a movie in theaters and I was like, this
Speaker 1: is the dumbest movie I've seen. The long people said
Speaker 1: the bear like mountain or some ship like the bear.
Speaker 1: The bear literally opened his ass up, spits in his asshole,
Speaker 1: licks it like it's honey for twenty minutes, licks to
Speaker 1: the color off his ass. They played the win of
Speaker 1: the plunging his ass and that guy's gotta play dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's for twenty minutes. JA Pictures, you make a
Speaker 1: movie out of this. For us, they would be like,
Speaker 1: get the funk out and kill you Oscar. They gave
Speaker 1: him an oscar for it, dude, best cool off your asshole.
Speaker 1: I don't remember that. For winn the the.
Speaker 2: Pooh eat and lots of ask spreading honey on it
Speaker 2: to make it taste better.
Speaker 1: I must have seen.
Speaker 3: I've seen movies. I've seen like The Winny of the Pooh,
Speaker 3: like vhs like you never saw, like the Old School,
Speaker 3: the seventies movie, the Winning of the Pool movie the seventies. Yeah,
Speaker 3: the one that came out like seventies. It was like
Speaker 3: a seventies movie, honestly, Like I just I might look
Speaker 3: a big book, the Big Book of poo Oh. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean, I just don't remember the song.
Speaker 1: I guess oh.
Speaker 3: I remember when the poo I watched a lot of
Speaker 3: the the Pooh. I remember being furious at him.
Speaker 1: You don't like Whinny the Pooh. No, I liked him,
Speaker 1: I just didn't like that. He just he just bottled
Speaker 1: pan times. His lack of pants bothered me because like
Speaker 1: I have at everyone, like why try some of it?
Speaker 1: Just be me you.
Speaker 3: That's what bothered me to was like the half assed nature.
Speaker 1: It's just like Donald Duck. Yeah, all the all the
Speaker 1: not pants wearing people saying what are you doing. Just
Speaker 1: don't wear clothes. It's fine, and you know it's weird.
Speaker 2: And like the Sonic Universe, some of the animals have
Speaker 2: clothes and some of them don't. What's up with that?
Speaker 1: Very few like, well, what does those clothes on? Well?
Speaker 2: Well not originally actually, so I was looking at I
Speaker 2: was actually looking at the old the original animated series,
Speaker 2: the one that I because we were talking about on
Speaker 2: the episode when you were wearing a minor on your shirt, you.
Speaker 1: Jack cues, motherfucker, you're trying to get me, you know.
Speaker 1: But like the idea of having a miner on your
Speaker 1: shirt is so crazy because that's such an allocation like that,
Speaker 1: so people fall under it, right with that little man
Speaker 1: has a miner on his lack of context, that sounds bad.
Speaker 1: It's like there's nothing really intrinsically rug with that. Like
Speaker 1: if you if somebody had a random if they had
Speaker 1: a home alone poster or whatever, whatever, this man has
Speaker 1: have a miner, no matter, you fucking freak that. This
Speaker 1: man has a picture of children in his WLA and
Speaker 1: it's like, they're my kids, They're still children, still minors, Mike.
Speaker 2: It's like, you know how some of they have the
Speaker 2: bear skin rug baby picture, you know that one? You
Speaker 2: know that like that, You know that that's like a trope.
Speaker 2: You mean, there's the trope If somebody puts the bearskin
Speaker 2: rug by a fireplace and they put their naked baby
Speaker 2: on the on the bear skin, that's a trope photo.
Speaker 1: So some Puerto Rican people, and I have never seen
Speaker 1: that in my life seen, don't even know what that
Speaker 1: they have naked pictures of that, like the little picture
Speaker 1: of their baby, like their first picture of them completely
Speaker 1: naked on their fucking on their fucking like the big
Speaker 1: because every it's like when you walk into the port
Speaker 1: Rican's house, you turn to the left of the wall
Speaker 1: where the door is, and there's a big fucking picture
Speaker 1: of the whole family there. That's how all the ones
Speaker 1: I remember it where. So that's how my grandma did
Speaker 1: the right you see, my grandma didn't do that because
Speaker 1: he's half black and not insane. So what happens is
Speaker 1: that my cousins, though I'd walk in, it's a picture
Speaker 1: of my three cousins with their little baby dicks out
Speaker 1: immediately as soon as you walk in the house, and
Speaker 1: they'd be like, mom, please get rid of that. I
Speaker 1: can't bring my friends over to see that they're gonna
Speaker 1: make fun of my baby penis. Yeah, it was bigger there.
Speaker 1: That's just crazy, insane, dude. I don't know what. I
Speaker 1: can't find any like, but like this is like the idea.
Speaker 1: It's like a thing like that.
Speaker 3: And then I have to say, I've never seen that
Speaker 3: specific trop but I know you I know the general
Speaker 3: there is a thing like that because they usually don't
Speaker 3: have like settings. If you if anyone who's ever gone
Speaker 3: to like a photo studio where they all, let's do
Speaker 3: the star shots for your stupid fucking baby.
Speaker 1: All the like every two years. We did that shit
Speaker 1: in my family for a while. Now, I feel like
Speaker 1: that is dead for our generation. Like we hated it.
Speaker 1: We load that. It's it's because it's fake as fuck.
Speaker 1: That's why it's like it'd arguing between me and my
Speaker 1: cousins and like that. And then like picture time, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like go with my mom. I had a I was
Speaker 1: in some fucking Bill Cosby sweater like I'm fucking you know,
Speaker 1: We're all dressed on nice little stupid.
Speaker 2: I feel like a family function and then taking pictures.
Speaker 2: That's that's real.
Speaker 1: That's better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Like I I I love looking at like candid
Speaker 3: photographs of like uh, my parents throwing house parties, because
Speaker 3: it's just so funny. It's cool, it's it's real. It's
Speaker 3: a lot less. I don't mind like a family photo
Speaker 3: every now and again, like we do one for like
Speaker 3: New Year's every year, like we have like a you
Speaker 3: know you guys do like some Christmas.
Speaker 1: Oh no, so you said New Years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we get everybody together and then we like after
Speaker 3: everybody's drunk or whatever, and we we you know, the
Speaker 3: ball drops and we take it. Make sure everybody who's
Speaker 3: there every single show. But like the whole studio thing
Speaker 3: is like.
Speaker 1: Me and my little last nephew. I found the picture
Speaker 1: of the picture of the picture that's you, dude, you
Speaker 1: look so Caribbean there. It's crazy which one, which one?
Speaker 1: Which one dark skinned? Which one is you? I can't
Speaker 1: I can't wow. I love how non racist you are.
Speaker 1: Which one is you? It's like the one that looks
Speaker 1: somewhat like me. You looks like you, like immediately were
Speaker 1: like chicken there. So I don't know you're saying something out.
Speaker 1: I like Johnny cakes and beef patties.
Speaker 3: That was there's a photo of me when I was
Speaker 3: like three or two or something, and my parents put
Speaker 3: me in like I don't know where you get these,
Speaker 3: but they were velvet suspenders.
Speaker 1: Velvet that's supposed to be like that sexy thing. No,
Speaker 1: it isn't velvet like like romantic now.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like there was like I don't know,
Speaker 3: there's like suede or whatever. It's just like a rand
Speaker 3: like a weird fucking fabric. And I just remember being like,
Speaker 3: why'd you put me in that? And they're like, we
Speaker 3: thought you looked dumb, so he put you We thought
Speaker 3: you looked and it was funny.
Speaker 1: Emphasis like dumb. Knew you'd be stupid, so stupid dumb,
Speaker 1: so we.
Speaker 3: Thought we would look We thought you would look really
Speaker 3: dumb in these clothes, so we put you in it,
Speaker 3: and we were right.
Speaker 1: That's having a child. You're at the mercy of a
Speaker 1: psychopath until your age's true.
Speaker 2: I mean, I see a lot of people that the
Speaker 2: ship that they put their fucking animals in, and I'm like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: really was like, would you.
Speaker 1: Be mad if we got a dog and I dressed it?
Speaker 1: I was as long as you don't dress when we
Speaker 1: go outside, like you can dress in the house. That's fine,
Speaker 1: that's what that's for our enjoyment. But like when you
Speaker 1: go outside, that's just you just look weird having a drug.
Speaker 1: Because I was talking to her about the whole thing
Speaker 1: we're talking about, like the I did have like Instagram
Speaker 1: for your pets. I want to inscram for my pets,
Speaker 1: just to see the age of my dog every week.
Speaker 1: It's like a picture gets You can do that without
Speaker 1: put it on Instagram. Yes, so what, but it's just
Speaker 1: it's just the poor excuse. Just be honest. You just
Speaker 1: want to you want to show your dog off to
Speaker 1: the world. It's the idea of being able to have
Speaker 1: a catalog of it. That's why you can do that
Speaker 1: on your phone because like you know, you know, it
Speaker 1: would be easier to do that. You just you make
Speaker 1: a folder and you're trying to take a picture, you
Speaker 1: put it in that folders. That's true. That is much
Speaker 1: faster than making a fucking account. Like it's just said,
Speaker 1: just be honest.
Speaker 3: I think I think the thing the thing about it
Speaker 3: is that if it's on the Internet, then it's there,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean, Like, I don't you know,
Speaker 3: it's there forever I've lost I've lost so many photos
Speaker 3: on my phone, just like if my.
Speaker 1: Phone breaks over the courses, right, I just there. There
Speaker 1: are so many ways to back up ship that it's
Speaker 1: an excuse me, I haven't that's your fucking problem.
Speaker 3: Well, it's it's my strength in fact, because it is.
Speaker 3: Guess who hasn't had like any of their ship liked ever?
Speaker 3: All these people remember the fappening when everybody had their
Speaker 3: fucking nudes?
Speaker 1: What do you mean famous celebrities that have to get fished?
Speaker 1: And you know what? You know it was fishing, right,
Speaker 1: They didn't fucking crack any clowns.
Speaker 3: He's telling me every celebrity is a fisherman.
Speaker 1: Now, ridiculous they went to the they were to celebrity
Speaker 1: that was weird, so much dumber that I ever believe.
Speaker 1: I don't believe in.
Speaker 3: You gotta get to this question, yeah, says Hey Kingston.
Speaker 3: Did Kitty really need to say the N word to
Speaker 3: storm and God loves man kills?
Speaker 1: Yes, she's proving the point. Is that real? She said?
Speaker 1: If she didn't, she didn't call her it, she said,
Speaker 1: But if someone would call you an N word lover,
Speaker 1: that'd be different, said, Kitty said, it's the storms they're having.
Speaker 1: Kitty is Jewish and you were have an argument about culture.
Speaker 1: It was she said the N word. She wasn't calling her.
Speaker 1: She was just saying a word in context of conversationally.
Speaker 1: It's a bit aggressive, but she wasn't angrily. She wasn't
Speaker 1: angry at her. She's just saying the word in anger.
Speaker 1: She didn't have to say it. She could have. But
Speaker 1: also at the same times, like that's context, Like that
Speaker 1: context is kind of you said it for emphasis. I
Speaker 1: think you need it, needed it, need a sting. You
Speaker 1: needed it, needed and needed. I need to teach that
Speaker 1: dumb Harlem African fucking skyfair and bitch to take this
Speaker 1: bitch down a peg. And she's like, oh was a queen,
Speaker 1: I'm a goddess. I got the fat ass. It's so,
Speaker 1: what dumb bitch kill you.
Speaker 3: I saw this thing recently where it was like pride
Speaker 3: or not not kitty pride. It was the storm confronting
Speaker 3: someone where she was like, uh, no, you're your powers
Speaker 3: are a gift or whatever. But she was talking to
Speaker 3: somebody who, like I think every time they touched something
Speaker 3: it dies rogue?
Speaker 1: Is it rogue? Yeah? She shoots white stuff out of
Speaker 1: her hands and they're like, I guess it's kind of like, wait,
Speaker 1: Rago is not even white. Sorry, no, it's not that
Speaker 1: other ship. What's the coum sauce called again? Mayonnaise? Yeah, Alfredo,
Speaker 1: thank you vodka? Yeah that's it. Yeah, I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I would be in a muteist. It is a gift
Speaker 1: because like she can go on to touch people and
Speaker 1: killing them, taking the memories becoming like I don't know,
Speaker 1: I would I wouldn't be mad at that at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Storm is like way cool, Like she has
Speaker 3: a way cooler power set.
Speaker 1: Then she's like chilling.
Speaker 3: She's got superpowers basically, like she's not a mutant, really
Speaker 3: is you would never know?
Speaker 1: No, she is, but you know what I mean, her
Speaker 1: powers don't know, her powers don't exactly harm her life,
Speaker 1: right well, they don't at all really actually massively improve
Speaker 1: it every way for the big part. But other than that,
Speaker 1: like but she chooses, she doesn't have to let them know.
Speaker 1: But she's proud, right you know.
Speaker 2: I mean I'd be proud too, And I would just
Speaker 2: throw like fucking giant ice blocks on people had a
Speaker 2: problem with it.
Speaker 1: I would just I would just strike them. I would
Speaker 1: just strike their kids with lightning. Where your son's at, Like, oh,
Speaker 1: maybe when I make fun of me so I can't
Speaker 1: control can't control him dying. I would would electrically strike
Speaker 1: the gas man. Now, now, if you just ensured that
Speaker 1: person joined Friends of Humanity and it was like him
Speaker 1: toom gonna make a fucking stump? Why it because of Charles?
Speaker 1: Charles is a bitch, dude, No he's not. He's just not.
Speaker 1: He's a bitch.
Speaker 2: If it wasn't for Charles, the Friends of Humanity would
Speaker 2: have been eradicated a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what happened. It would have happened with
Speaker 1: all our humanity period. You think Magneto's gonna stop, Magneto
Speaker 1: just wants yes, yes, not, he would not stop now, Magno,
Speaker 1: he would stop. Brother, Magneto didn't just want to destroy humanity.
Speaker 3: Magneto just wants the lower taxes. Yeah, you didn't get
Speaker 3: enough of the vote, so he kind of got radical.
Speaker 3: But it makes sense when he got there. It's not
Speaker 3: his fucking fault. If you opened a book and realize that,
Speaker 3: I mean, Magneto at a good point, which he does,
Speaker 3: it really sucks.
Speaker 1: You don't have a lot of good pint just trying
Speaker 1: to get one more out of the way. Uh.
Speaker 3: Finally finally finished the Massive Act trilogy, which got me thinking,
Speaker 3: how would you rate the MASSIVECT games? Personally? I think
Speaker 3: it goes one three to two. Mass Efecting one was fantastic,
Speaker 3: with the exception of driving. Also, I saved to Ashley
Speaker 3: because womanizer, shep needed more women.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: It was the only reason I say them to. Caden's
Speaker 2: a little bitch. He sucks, but he's like, she's a racist, yeah,
Speaker 2: but she she also becomes not racist.
Speaker 1: And then you, I never found out died alright. I
Speaker 1: was like, you staying here and die.
Speaker 3: Mass Effect two felt weaker gameplay wise and less like
Speaker 3: an RPG. Had a great story, though in cool characters.
Speaker 3: I was shocked they got rid of the overheating weapons
Speaker 3: system and just switched to regular AMMA clips like every
Speaker 3: other game. I don't remember the overheating weapons system that
Speaker 3: overheating the.
Speaker 2: Overheating to me, it doesn't matter because there's so many
Speaker 2: like the only the advantage of having the overheating system
Speaker 2: is that you don't have to worry about amal But
Speaker 2: there's so many clips everywhere in the in the game,
Speaker 2: and the then the one moving forward it doesn't.
Speaker 1: It's the same thing. Running out of a mass effect
Speaker 1: two is almost POSSI The only reason.
Speaker 2: I think they added the clips is just because it's
Speaker 2: just satisfying to like load and reload a little and
Speaker 2: then like it's just I think it was just.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they didn't because I mean Halo also had like
Speaker 3: overheating weapons, so like it's not it's not like a
Speaker 3: mass effect exclusive thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was inc fi. That was a lot of
Speaker 1: every weapon and and and.
Speaker 2: Number one and the first one it was all overheating.
Speaker 2: But it was like it because it just made sense
Speaker 2: why I have ammo at this this being this advanced
Speaker 2: in the future. But it's just not a satisfying thing
Speaker 2: to do when you're with guns. Everyone loves fucking loading,
Speaker 2: Like you if you don't have to reload, cool because
Speaker 2: it's just faster to get into the fight.
Speaker 1: But the idea is you're going to reloading is part
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: It's also the most Yeah, like like in Gears when
Speaker 3: you get the act mini games, it's nice. I think
Speaker 3: that's one of those things that I'm sad. I really
Speaker 3: want to play that game again.
Speaker 1: But right, what do they call the Little motal Hobblers
Speaker 1: but the Yeah, reloading is just like fun, like I
Speaker 1: don't know, like even in VR, like riggers, little riggers,
Speaker 1: go ahead, what they want to they do it. It
Speaker 1: was so soft, like I barely heard it.
Speaker 2: John, John, that's not what they're called, but thought it
Speaker 2: would be better. John, Stop stop stop. We can't we
Speaker 2: can't call them.
Speaker 1: But he's like, but I think Marcus Phoenix would want that.
Speaker 1: I don't think he would.
Speaker 2: I think Marcus Phoenix and then and then Cole would
Speaker 2: get upset and it starts another little dialogue tree or
Speaker 2: something that kind of game.
Speaker 1: I think you can really do it, though, you know
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna walk. I gotta say, like even just
Speaker 1: keeps the voice off for some review. He's a method voice.
Speaker 3: Actor playing uh VR specifically if there's like, if there's
Speaker 3: any like FPS is in VR, Reloading in VR is
Speaker 3: one of the most satisfying fucking things possible, right. It
Speaker 3: is so goddamn cool, like being like like pulling the
Speaker 3: clip back, fucking it's so cool, Like Resident before VR.
Speaker 3: I never played the new one in VR, but I
Speaker 3: heard it was really good too, the original Well did
Speaker 3: read there's a VR version of the remake. I'm pretty
Speaker 3: sure I didn't play that one, but I played like
Speaker 3: the original. There's a VR version of the original, and
Speaker 3: I just spent like I remember, I think most of
Speaker 3: my playtime in that game isn't even in the game.
Speaker 3: It's just in like the fucking targeting range, because it
Speaker 3: is just satisfying.
Speaker 1: If I played Residue, they had a Resnue with five
Speaker 1: VR game, I would never stop playing that game. Yes
Speaker 1: you would, because I would be grabbing by the next
Speaker 1: I grab him by the next it would be nuts.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't. I wouldn't play that is so great, like
Speaker 1: Mercenaries for like way too long, like that would be
Speaker 1: and then I would monitor where there's nothing but the
Speaker 1: black ones only the only they'd all they'd all be skinny.
Speaker 1: I don't want them scared. I don't want those ones
Speaker 1: that I'm like, are you like Moroccan or something? Get
Speaker 1: the funk out of here, to get the fuck out
Speaker 1: of your North African pussy. I only want I want.
Speaker 1: I want them to be terrified.
Speaker 2: I want them I want them to be like yo, Pa,
Speaker 2: go away their face to where they're still coming at you,
Speaker 2: but they're like fucking scared.
Speaker 1: That is dedicated ra. Please stop PA. Leave alone, and
Speaker 1: I'm shooting them. I'm haymakering them, I'm super sing them,
Speaker 1: kicking their faces off such.
Speaker 2: A do you know that one scene, you know that
Speaker 2: one scene in five where you first encounter like the
Speaker 2: big ass mob and five.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like one of the helicopter flies over and
Speaker 1: there's the guy with the ax like doing it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like that whole sequence where there's a bunch
Speaker 2: of people and you basically it's recommended to run away
Speaker 2: from them and trying to fight them, all right, right,
Speaker 2: so but imagine they were just getting out of like
Speaker 2: a convention.
Speaker 1: Even they were just oh man, I was good, man,
Speaker 1: I was really really nice. You look at the camera
Speaker 1: footage of five, right, that's camera footage just like cameras
Speaker 1: all over and they're like, please, we don't know what's
Speaker 1: going on. None of them are infected. The axe guy's
Speaker 1: not real. The tainsaw guy was just chopping some lumber
Speaker 1: and puts it down. He's like, oh, it's something wrong,
Speaker 1: and you're just beating the fuck out of that. He
Speaker 1: came at you because you he saw you killing his brothers.
Speaker 2: You like that big chainsaw guy was fine before he
Speaker 2: was fixing because you know, there's a little there's like
Speaker 2: an as that motherfucker.
Speaker 1: Was like fixing ship and then he was just seeing
Speaker 1: in the distance, like, oh my god, he's killing my village.
Speaker 1: And then he's like and then you shock him. Then
Speaker 1: comes at you. He comes at you and he's like,
Speaker 1: he's like, please stop. He's like holding it front, he's like,
Speaker 1: please stop hurting us. I don't want to do this. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I see. The problem is you don't know the language
Speaker 1: out an RPG. He's on fucking fan algeime, Like, what's
Speaker 1: going on with him? What's that? Why is he seeing
Speaker 1: all this? He's fucking traumatized? Shock? How shit? You have
Speaker 1: to be so remarkably self shot.
Speaker 3: To have a consistent hallucination. Yeah, or for the duration
Speaker 3: of Risen and Evil, like the entire up right right,
Speaker 3: that's not even real. For fourteen hours, you're hallucinating a
Speaker 3: very consistent narrative in front of you.
Speaker 1: That is amazing, dude. Chevn not being real is like
Speaker 1: how did he pull off some of the things that
Speaker 1: he pulled off? Get things done? It's just him like
Speaker 1: he's like, so he's willing it down. There's this a
Speaker 1: lock fiction and he's just.
Speaker 3: Like Hreva is literally just a plastic bag that latched
Speaker 3: itself onto his belt and he assumes it's been following
Speaker 3: him this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's and then like you know, because sometimes you'll
Speaker 2: ask for stuff like give me a grenade, and he
Speaker 2: just pulls it out of the bag and himself Thanksva.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's talking with plastic. That's so stupid. I love
Speaker 1: that game. I cannot wait. That is one of like
Speaker 1: one of five games that I'm so excited to play, Like,
Speaker 1: I cannot wait for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I want I want it by twenty six, twenty seven.
Speaker 1: I want it quicker, I much want it. I want it.
Speaker 1: I want I'm going to dial up the racism tour.
Speaker 1: It'll probably be twenty six though, an it's sad six.
Speaker 1: I'm sad because dead. By then I might be dead.
Speaker 1: But that's dead or gay, you know, just saying wait,
Speaker 1: can you not play it? If you're gay? Is dying anyway?
Speaker 1: You are okay, what is happening? This version of me
Speaker 1: is dead if I'm gay.
Speaker 2: If you're gay, there's a one hundred percent probability you
Speaker 2: will get AIDS.
Speaker 1: There's no there's no way around it. You can't avoid we.
Speaker 3: Can't we can't keep having processed foods in our stores,
Speaker 3: the rid of every single.
Speaker 2: When he starts to shake some like wow, process foods
Speaker 2: causes gayness, and gayness causes aids.
Speaker 1: Fucking moron, there's no everything he said, like, uh did
Speaker 1: you see that? That that fear mongering to you. See,
Speaker 1: he has a new thing. It's called Maha.
Speaker 3: So I saw that, and I immediately thought of the
Speaker 3: Amanda Show and mah no, no, So I didn't. I didn't,
Speaker 3: that's all. I didn't immediately see it. I I saw Maha,
Speaker 3: and I was like, Maha, what is that? And then
Speaker 3: I scrolled up and I saw that you saw that?
Speaker 1: And I heard it in my head. I'm like, you've
Speaker 1: got it. I was like damn. I was like you
Speaker 1: I heard it in my head too, like vividly.
Speaker 2: Anyone in our generation and younger, they can't fuck with
Speaker 2: Maha or they can't funk with that. They are they
Speaker 2: it's attached to Amanda minds and not. They can't take
Speaker 2: that ship seriously at all, even if they don't know
Speaker 2: anything about RFK policies are how insane he is.
Speaker 3: They're gonna be like, what the what is this clown ship?
Speaker 3: All process foods or you find more.
Speaker 1: Processed foods, like I'm sure he's just like, oh well,
Speaker 1: he thinks GMOs are all bad. He's everything's that gmost
Speaker 1: gay modificated is hidden now. All the GMOs are gay
Speaker 1: hidden hidden. Do you know? That's why they call it GMOs?
Speaker 1: Because they're gay gay gay online. If you eat them,
Speaker 1: you'll get the online chip which is programmed to turn
Speaker 1: you gay. And uh, it's it's all real. Trust me,
Speaker 1: don't look it up. It's all real. Trust me.
Speaker 3: Don't look it up. His RFK slogan, just don't look
Speaker 3: into it. I would absolutely buy that shirt. It's just RFK.
Speaker 3: Trust me, don't look it up.
Speaker 1: Don't look it up. That fantastic merch. If I were him,
Speaker 1: I would lean into that. If I were me, i'd
Speaker 1: do it. If I were me me, I want I
Speaker 1: want a shirt of that. That's a fucking great shirt.
Speaker 1: I'm not gay.
Speaker 3: It is a good idea. All right, let's get the
Speaker 3: fun out of here. I guess, okay, that's good. The
Speaker 3: question was though, okay, just I guess the order of
Speaker 3: which the order we would do would rank the interesting?
Speaker 1: What was his reasoning? He said that there was a
Speaker 1: less RPG mechanics one.
Speaker 3: So one he's like, uh, fantastic, except for the driving
Speaker 3: uh to uh. He said it felt weaker gameplay wise,
Speaker 3: which I think is crazy, but like less like an
Speaker 3: RPG is valid. And then three said felt good all
Speaker 3: the whole way through. Derek is right about the DLC
Speaker 3: being fucking phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, three, And it's so it's it's hard for
Speaker 2: me to bounce, dude, if I'm going to be objective
Speaker 2: about it. If I'm going to be objective about it,
Speaker 2: I feel like overall three is the is the best
Speaker 2: of ever because it really has just the gameplay, the weapons,
Speaker 2: the this.
Speaker 1: The scenery, the grap everything is just kind of like
Speaker 1: it's just better.
Speaker 2: But like I enjoyed too much more just because of
Speaker 2: the the experiences, some of the all of the loyalty missions.
Speaker 1: That's basically the game. The game is the loyalty missions.
Speaker 1: That's literally how I feel about the Halo games. Three
Speaker 1: is better, but two is. It's my favorite. It's just
Speaker 1: it's just it's so much more. There's a like a
Speaker 1: marriage to it. I can't rank them. I think all
Speaker 1: of them are equally. Did I finished all the series? Oh?
Speaker 1: You finished? I don't remember you never.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I finished. I remember because like harassing you for not
Speaker 1: finishing it and then you I just played one. One
Speaker 1: was a fantastic story, really good at fording forging the world,
Speaker 1: the beginning of the world, the RPG. It is very cool.
Speaker 2: Let's be real the reason why, Like, I think you
Speaker 2: like because like this one though, Yeah no, but still
Speaker 2: I think that counts. So let's talk about the legendary edition.
Speaker 2: Which one's the best out of those three? I think
Speaker 2: you think one is the best because of Matriarch Venesia.
Speaker 1: She's also just a fucking I feel like she's divine
Speaker 1: bro because it's just you know, like they just just
Speaker 1: giant blue tits and so I think that really is
Speaker 1: a lot of them have both big sorry that's what
Speaker 1: they're called, right, Yeah, they started the biggest big cities.
Speaker 1: But then for her, she just had enormous blue tittieses
Speaker 1: that are just out like her, you know how, like
Speaker 1: the medieval corset kind of. I'm like, I'm like that,
Speaker 1: all right, I murdered her when wasn't around. I shouldn't
Speaker 1: supposed to have supposed to be there. It'll it's definitely, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's you can skip a step. You can skip a step.
Speaker 1: I just murder her. I was like, it was like,
Speaker 1: hey kill me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, all right, bitch, she does get
Speaker 2: mad if you didn't bring her. She she mentions that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of times where I'm like, I don't
Speaker 2: give a fuck. You're a lot of time some certain
Speaker 2: characters that are just not designed well for what I
Speaker 2: want to do, and I'm like, I'm not bringing you.
Speaker 2: You're just gonna fuck up my my strategy. Even if
Speaker 2: you should be there, I'm like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: I would bring name uh Rex every day, dude, end
Speaker 1: up seeing him beat the fuck out of people. The
Speaker 1: most ope thing you can do in.
Speaker 2: Two is, uh just get Garris with with the sniper
Speaker 2: and uh fucking for Zayid because zais the DLC mercenary.
Speaker 1: That's the other dude. Dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so there's consume me, the DLC is consume me,
Speaker 2: and then Zaid Ziet's a British little fuck I'm a
Speaker 2: little bitch. His mission's fun because you can also fuck
Speaker 2: him over because he wants to get revenge, and you
Speaker 2: can be like, I don't care, I want to save
Speaker 2: people and then get a huge like twenty boost of Paragon,
Speaker 2: or he can be like, no, it's kill that guy,
Speaker 2: and I always fuck him over because like Xiet's kind
Speaker 2: of a cunt. I donna give a fuck. And then
Speaker 2: you can you punch him because he's being a little like, uh,
Speaker 2: he's being a little hostile and you can punch him
Speaker 2: in the face, like calm the fuck down, because he
Speaker 2: gets so crazy said that he doesn't get his revenge and.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm like, calm down, you British fuck calm down.
Speaker 1: But yeah, if you get those two snipers, they are machines.
Speaker 1: I've seen Garris. At the end of the game. Garris
Speaker 1: was cutting down reapers like it was a fucking It
Speaker 1: was like it was fucking Boston. It was insane. He
Speaker 1: was just eliminade for me, and I was like, nice,
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: I love a And then and also you can use
Speaker 2: consume me as an alternative because her move her that's
Speaker 2: it's just as good as a snipers.
Speaker 1: It's a one shot that is really going dark. And
Speaker 1: then she just.
Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah, good stuff. Anybody else that hasn't played
Speaker 2: The Mass Factor get the legendary edition. It's probably really cheap.
Speaker 1: Right now. This sense Yeah, so just get it, and
Speaker 1: it's the best value on steam Deck. It's a it's
Speaker 1: a perfect perfect Does it run natively on steam Deck? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: does it? I didn't check.
Speaker 3: Because I've I've been questioning because like I have it
Speaker 3: on station, which I could stream to the steam Deck, right,
Speaker 3: but I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I want to bother with that.
Speaker 3: I'd rather have it native. You know, I'm playing System
Speaker 3: Shock Native right now, and it's like I want to.
Speaker 1: Bring my steam Deck to the gym. But I feel
Speaker 1: like that's so disrespect that is so dumb. For like
Speaker 1: when you're doing CARDIOO. Yeah, like on the treadmill, treadmill
Speaker 1: or like using the bikes or anything, just use the
Speaker 1: fucking maybe. Yeah, I get that treadmill will be good,
Speaker 1: do a fast power walk and play good work. It's
Speaker 1: a little I don't know, I feel like that's too distracting. Respectful,
Speaker 1: dispecful the people there, just respectful.
Speaker 2: People Like I see people with books. I see people
Speaker 2: with the tablets. Like I feel like tablets is a
Speaker 2: little overkilled because you can use your phone, but there's
Speaker 2: people that want.
Speaker 1: To I just watch YouTube videos. I watching videos while
Speaker 1: I'm yeah, well, I don't see anything wrong with the entertainment.
Speaker 3: Contain your cardio for an hour usually like an hour straight.
Speaker 1: I would cut it a forty. Oh, it's just it's
Speaker 1: just us when I do. When I'm doing days of
Speaker 1: like lower body workout, I do lower body and then
Speaker 1: I do like cardio at the end. Yeah, usually supposed
Speaker 1: to do party. You're supposed to probably do card Like.
Speaker 1: The thing is that if you really want to hit
Speaker 1: the muscles properly supposed to do one kind of exercise
Speaker 1: a day. I only go to gym three times a week.
Speaker 1: So I'm trying to do like because of the fact
Speaker 1: we worked early in the day. If I work out
Speaker 1: at home before I come to work and do this,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be fucking dead. I'm not gonna be able
Speaker 1: to right. So, like I want to try to do
Speaker 1: like Mondays and like Fridays, I try to work out
Speaker 1: at home in the morning. I do like opper body stuff.
Speaker 1: I have a bunch of weights and stuff like that
Speaker 1: at the house. You can do that or do you
Speaker 1: want to do like are you specifically like you can't
Speaker 1: work out at night and just by the night time
Speaker 1: I'm fucking out of the energy of doing it. I'm
Speaker 1: just out of the mood to do it. So I'd
Speaker 1: rather do it early so I get it done with.
Speaker 1: I wish I could do it at night, like it
Speaker 1: is easier. It's just you're done with the day, you know,
Speaker 1: you're like I was for a while.
Speaker 2: I was, but only when it makes sense, like otherwise
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it. It's I always prefer mornings just
Speaker 2: because obviously just for the same reason, that's when you
Speaker 2: have the most energy, so you have the most energy
Speaker 2: when you wake up, you get up. One thing is,
Speaker 2: though you you you don't really do anything to help
Speaker 2: yourself out with like any caffeine or anything to like
Speaker 2: kind of balance you out.
Speaker 1: So I don't I don't do she I don't do things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So like that's the that's the hardest thing though,
Speaker 2: like working out in a way that you're not just
Speaker 2: sustaining a good shape, but when you're actually trying to
Speaker 2: burn and lose weight, you got to exert, over exert
Speaker 2: yourself and then without kind of leveling yourself out.
Speaker 1: It's really tough. It's really tough to do other things.
Speaker 1: That's my thing. I tried to like I would first
Speaker 1: al would work out to like the idea without just
Speaker 1: working out to exercise, but I'm trying to do going
Speaker 1: to failure, trying to been doing that like I process lately.
Speaker 1: So that shit's been fucking horrible. Yeah, it's been fucking
Speaker 1: painful because after every workout, I'm like hurting. I'm like,
Speaker 1: all right, let's do the next one. You might have
Speaker 1: like five minutes to do the next one, but I'm
Speaker 1: doing it. I actually really enjoy going to the gym now.
Speaker 1: It feels good. Yeah, it's good. That's one thing.
Speaker 2: There's always that moment when there's people that don't do
Speaker 2: it that often, or it's like, say, I I want
Speaker 2: to get Jojo back into the gym again, and I
Speaker 2: wanted to hit that point where she's like, oh I
Speaker 2: love this now, because either it's either you do or
Speaker 2: you don't. And like, I've always enjoyed it. I've always
Speaker 2: enjoyed the gym and stuff like that. But then there's
Speaker 2: other people that are like I don't really you know,
Speaker 2: they don't really do it. They didn't really it wasn't
Speaker 2: like a cultural thing to them. But then somebody can
Speaker 2: cross that threshold like oh I really like this now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it feels the feelings woke up. I did at
Speaker 1: least did this today. Yeah that's anything. Really say if
Speaker 1: you're not much of a gamer or something, and then
Speaker 1: like say, you can play games enough to be like,
Speaker 1: oh no, I really like this. You know I play
Speaker 1: video games now, like I know people like that too.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to get literally to play shooting games. I
Speaker 1: want her to be able to keep but it's too late.
Speaker 1: That's yeah, a little bit. Uh, that's a little different, right.
Speaker 1: Did she play anything? She plays Animal cross She plays
Speaker 1: cod games like what Animal Crossings, Valley, Frost, Pond, and
Speaker 1: Breakfast Uh Simulator. She loves Mario Kart, Mario Party actually
Speaker 1: played a journal I couldn't imagine her playing that game.
Speaker 3: It is hard, dude, for She started with the DLC.
Speaker 3: I heard the Old Gods.
Speaker 1: The Old God is such a fucking like I only
Speaker 1: played the first one. Was how much, how little fun
Speaker 1: I had? I was like, I'm not enjoying, you know,
Speaker 1: at all? Like I don't want to play this.
Speaker 3: That's a game that's like the Elder Ring DLC is
Speaker 3: like you can't play it. You can't jump into the
Speaker 3: Doom Maternal DLC. After months away from Do Maternal Right,
Speaker 3: you gotta think's the reason why. Like, I just didn't
Speaker 3: have a problem with the DLC for Elean Ring like
Speaker 3: a lot of people did, like you were talking about, like,
Speaker 3: oh the difficulty spike, because I was playing for like
Speaker 3: weeks before that.
Speaker 1: I was a cheatd I was just blastmus Blade that shit.
Speaker 1: That weapon is so fucking stupid in the game, It's insane.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I put it down finally. I'm just like, there's
Speaker 3: too much to play at this point.
Speaker 1: Like game, very very good experience, and put one hundred
Speaker 1: and eighty hours into it. I'm I'm good. That's more
Speaker 1: than enough played the game. I'd rather I'd rather finish.
Speaker 3: I want to go back and finish Second Row actually,
Speaker 3: because that's one that I never actually finished. Oh you
Speaker 3: didn't beat it, No, twenty nine team was a stacked year,
Speaker 3: and so like I think when I got like to
Speaker 3: a certain point in twenty.
Speaker 1: Eighteen was sounds like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty eighteen was weirdly stacked twenty eighteen, but I
Speaker 3: could be wrong, well, twenty eighteen. Twenty eighteen had three
Speaker 3: big ones. It had that was Spider Man, Red Dead,
Speaker 3: and God of War.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but outside that like twenty nineteen had like we
Speaker 3: just did like a game of the year thing over
Speaker 3: the last ten years on Sacred Today, Hold on twenty
Speaker 3: nineteen video games. I know, secu Ro was one of them,
Speaker 3: Secure Ro, residuebal To remake, Devil May Cry five, Control
Speaker 3: Star Wars, Jedi Fallen Order, Death Stranding, the Outer Worlds,
Speaker 3: Year's five, Bordalhands three.
Speaker 1: I remember, uh Anthem, what that came out? I thought
Speaker 1: that woll wow, isn't that crazy? Really? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I thought it was soon Okay, yeah, no, that makes
Speaker 2: sense because seven twenty seventeen was in Drameda, that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then it was just like that was a lot.
Speaker 3: Crash Team Racing was that year two as well, so
Speaker 3: that was like a busy for me in general. I
Speaker 3: was like, I've got time in addition to the backlog
Speaker 3: stuff that like fell over into that year from last year,
Speaker 3: and it's just like a.
Speaker 1: Man, Anthem was a mess, dude, It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's I finally tried it maybe earlier in this year.
Speaker 2: Oh actually I think I was in this apartment, so
Speaker 2: not even that long ago. I think it was in June.
Speaker 2: I tried it because I was like I just want
Speaker 2: I've never tried it. How uh you can still play it?
Speaker 2: And there's like three people. You tried it in this apartment.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I met my apartment. I met the one that
Speaker 1: I just moved to. Yeah. That that that that it
Speaker 1: makes sense. I felt like maybe when you were crashing
Speaker 1: here for a little bit, I was like I was,
Speaker 1: and I was.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, yeah, I was imagining me being in
Speaker 2: the Yes, I tried it in the the The flying
Speaker 2: was uh, actually, first of you can't. You can't fly
Speaker 2: the entire time, which I thought was a little Yeah,
Speaker 2: I was like, oh that you can actually, so.
Speaker 3: There is a meter where you This is the problem
Speaker 3: with flying in video game. You can't you No one
Speaker 3: can convince me that you can make this fun. If
Speaker 3: there was flying in a video game as as like
Speaker 3: a superhero, as like a person, that was fun, it
Speaker 3: would have been done by now. We've seen so many
Speaker 3: fucking things at this point. We made Death Stranding fun. Yeah,
Speaker 3: before we figured out how to make flying fun.
Speaker 1: You can't do it. This is not possible.
Speaker 2: This had this has it has to be like a
Speaker 2: it has to be like some insanely like the maps
Speaker 2: were gorgeous.
Speaker 1: When I was playing a game. It's a good looking game.
Speaker 1: Oh this is good.
Speaker 2: Didn't care about anything that was happening. Really, that's the
Speaker 2: big problem, not even remotely. And uh, the some of
Speaker 2: the models look really stupid of what you can choose
Speaker 2: me in between. So the combat was fine, it was
Speaker 2: actually it wasn't that bad. But I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I imagine somebody that plays Destiny should try this, and
Speaker 2: I bet they'll be like, Destiny's just way.
Speaker 1: Better, Like this doesn't.
Speaker 2: That's kind of how it doesn't matter because there's something
Speaker 2: way better out there as a looter shooter.
Speaker 1: Well, dude, I remember, I didn't hate it, like I
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 3: It was definitely a failure by every metric, but like
Speaker 3: I like I would play, and I was like, this
Speaker 3: doesn't feel bad.
Speaker 1: To play, like I like shooting things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it feels okay, but it's like a suicide squad
Speaker 3: killed the Justice lea kind of thing where it's like
Speaker 3: that's not really good enough really, like it's and you're
Speaker 3: you're jumping into a market that no and nobody wants
Speaker 3: this from you, guys, like nobody wants this from by aware,
Speaker 3: like no one's asking for this, Like even like Bungee
Speaker 3: is one thing right where it's like right, you know,
Speaker 3: nobody was necessarily asking for that either, but like at
Speaker 3: the very least, like they went from like a standard
Speaker 3: first person shooter to like a louter shooter, they're still
Speaker 3: in there. They're still in their wheelhouse, kind of like
Speaker 3: they're doing weird offshoot things that aren't traditional, but like
Speaker 3: they're still like where they belong.
Speaker 1: Yes, just we want RPGs from BioWare dumbest fucking ah
Speaker 1: man it is, you know it will be interesting case
Speaker 1: studies over time of like look at this time period
Speaker 1: of this company. Wow. Just wow, that's all I can say.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's gonna make it. Man, they've had
Speaker 1: a whoue, they've had a They're not gonna make it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't. Oh, they'll be fine. What do you mean,
Speaker 1: Like you think what their their new I P is
Speaker 1: gonna be entirely I think again with something with an
Speaker 1: M what is it? Marathon may? But what I just
Speaker 1: don't feel like I don't know. I feel like they've
Speaker 1: they've just I bet they spend themselves within They kind
Speaker 1: of promise things they aren't ready to like put out yet.
Speaker 1: So I think they've they're gonna suffer for it, But.
Speaker 3: I don't know if we're still around. I think Bungee's
Speaker 3: got a good decade left. Quite frankly, like there's like, uh,
Speaker 3: like it just doesn't make sense because the Final Shape
Speaker 3: just came out and was great, so like it was,
Speaker 3: but it just doesn't make sense like that.
Speaker 1: Was their last chance, you know, but it was their
Speaker 1: last chance. They've just been.
Speaker 3: Understand you are about to play the Veil Guard.
Speaker 1: I'm aware, I'm aware. Okay, That's why I said, A
Speaker 1: half decent trailer came out and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know what, maybe it's better than I thought if
Speaker 1: if I look at it from this way Morgians back,
Speaker 1: her hair is different. But like that's what I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think my prediction is that Marathon isn't going to
Speaker 3: slap the way it needs to slap, But I.
Speaker 1: Think it's going to be very good.
Speaker 3: Like I just I don't believe that Bungee has literally
Speaker 3: yet to make a bad video game, so like, I
Speaker 3: just have no reason to assume that they would start. Really,
Speaker 3: they have a better batting average than fucking Project Red.
Speaker 1: At this point, you know what I mean? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Really, yes, yeah, Like the the launches for their last
Speaker 2: two Giant projects, kind of fucking.
Speaker 3: Cybunk cyberpunk on PS four, Make No Mistake is probably
Speaker 3: the worst thing that's ever been created. Like, it's unbelievably bad.
Speaker 3: You have no idea, like, there's no there's no police.
Speaker 3: The crowd goes away when you turn away from it,
Speaker 3: like it barely ran. It was unusable. Yeah, it was
Speaker 3: unplayable on PS four.
Speaker 1: Very bizarre choice to even put that ship out on there. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: we need our money now. It's just one of those
Speaker 1: things where I'm like, it's like, how do these fucking
Speaker 1: shareholders not understand that. I'm like, hey, if you let
Speaker 1: us do what we need to do, there will be
Speaker 1: a better return. I don't know. I feel like, isn't
Speaker 1: that kind of like how the world of Games is? Like?
Speaker 1: And I remember and then we fix it later on.
Speaker 1: That's how it was working out.
Speaker 3: And I remember you okay, yeah, I remember because you
Speaker 3: were telling me like before Final Shape came out, because
Speaker 3: you were hearing whispers about it, right, and it was like,
Speaker 3: oh man, I don't know, it doesn't look like it's.
Speaker 1: Gonna be good. And it was like.
Speaker 3: Literally like really good. It was like one of the
Speaker 3: best expansions they've ever done.
Speaker 1: So yeah, very good, so very good. So I don't know.
Speaker 3: I've heard whispers of like a whole marathon, like the
Speaker 3: people behind the scenes were like they're not really sure
Speaker 3: about it. But that doesn't really mean much to me,
Speaker 3: because there were people internally working at on Halo during
Speaker 3: the time that that was popular, who were like, this
Speaker 3: fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: What are we doing? We got we're this thing that
Speaker 1: was way better.
Speaker 3: Everybody's gonna hate this, and it was like the most
Speaker 3: celebrated shit they've ever done.
Speaker 1: So I wait to see. Uh, it could be good,
Speaker 1: it could be bad. I don't I don't really know
Speaker 1: what to make a bungee right now. They're kind of
Speaker 1: in a nebulous state right now, but we shall see.
Speaker 3: They're definitely it's gonna be weird because they have like
Speaker 3: an offshoot studio. Now, yeah, I don't know what the
Speaker 3: hell's going on with that, but let's get the fuck
Speaker 3: out of here. Let's read our twenty five dollars enough
Speaker 3: patrons uh over at Patreonic compsas of Stark Tank. Get
Speaker 3: on over there, or we'll kill you, and we will.
Speaker 3: This is a this is all of us saying this,
Speaker 3: count me down.
Speaker 1: Three three two one.
Speaker 3: I forgot to count him down for the countdown. I'll
Speaker 3: cut you down, okay, okay, three two one three two one.
Speaker 3: Chris on his death bed, all right, let's get the
Speaker 3: fuck out of here. That'd be amazing. I hope that's
Speaker 3: my last words.
Speaker 1: That would be pretty great. Unfortunately, is probably gonna be like, yeah,
Speaker 1: do you remember?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: I just saw a clip somebody clipped it was you.
Speaker 2: I asked you to do keep David dying or getting hurt?
Speaker 3: I get, I get it was it was saying like
Speaker 3: I could do an impression of anybody getting hurt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you do, keep David dying. That's good. Stupid. Wow
Speaker 1: that struck me. Oh oh to my penis? All right,
Speaker 1: in this much pain backshotting, I can't breathe. What's going on? Wow?
Speaker 3: Baby with link irons, Babe triarch, Babe triarch Manezia's big
Speaker 3: blue bounce in Bizangas.
Speaker 1: How funny? How funny? Bro? Like for real? Uh? Stop blank? Chris?
Speaker 3: You know you're white putting on us, putting a spider
Speaker 3: on the head of your penis while I force you
Speaker 3: to watch.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: The ki we who spent the last six months binging
Speaker 3: the snark tank and now has a golf ball size
Speaker 3: hold in his frontal lobe. Excellent, hope you make it
Speaker 3: seriously though, Yeah, good luck with that man. If our
Speaker 3: k can survive a worm eating that, you can survive
Speaker 3: our show, uh, bathing and period. By the way, that
Speaker 3: has recontextualized my entire feeling of like how much how
Speaker 3: important the brain is.
Speaker 1: The brain fixes itself, it creates a different pathways I
Speaker 1: mean evidently not well, yeah, it was definitely created the
Speaker 1: way it should have been, and it could kind of
Speaker 1: compensate somewhat. But you know, you can also end up
Speaker 1: like talking like this and being like, vaccines will make
Speaker 1: you suck your own I really that's what happened to be.
Speaker 1: I can't. I really, I blew my thrown out by sucking. Okay,
Speaker 1: not that, not that make fun of the voice, but
Speaker 1: not why. It's the trust vaccines, Trust vaccines.
Speaker 3: They did it to me on purpose. I hate too
Speaker 3: many processed foods, and now my throat went away. He
Speaker 3: really thinks processed foods by virtue being processed, are bad
Speaker 3: for you, and not what they put in it. Like
Speaker 3: that's genuine, Like he thinks the process of processing is bad.
Speaker 3: It's such a fucking moane. It hurts, actually crazy, it.
Speaker 1: Hurts like he he's every it's just so he's so
Speaker 1: fucking stupid. It's it's terrifying that they're like people.
Speaker 3: You know, we we mentioned opens to wears Waldough and
Speaker 3: can't stop seeing Waldough. Everyone's fucking wal Everyone's out everyone's
Speaker 3: wall though. Everyone's out there. Get me, and they're all
Speaker 3: looking right at me.
Speaker 2: I just watched a real quick I just watched a
Speaker 2: documentary about Wider and versus the Cowboys.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: I just watched the Netflix documentary a series on a
Speaker 2: wider versus the Cowboys. You know, the tall tail, What
Speaker 2: the fuck is that? White wider?
Speaker 1: I don't know that that's what that is. The Tombstone Arizona,
Speaker 1: the Okay Corral, the gun, the gun wait, I I know,
Speaker 1: I know, I've heard that.
Speaker 2: Well you know they tell of why that Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's based off a golden car yea. The long
Speaker 2: story stort I always say. All I was going to
Speaker 2: talk about is that that whole situation got uh. It
Speaker 2: turned into politics of the North versus the South, and
Speaker 2: it was hilarious watching it because of how I'm like
Speaker 2: mad that, like.
Speaker 1: Oh, people are not even remotely smarter. It's the same thing.
Speaker 2: Where you literally could say the most untrue bullshit and
Speaker 2: because of the political divide, it just makes it true.
Speaker 2: So it's like the North versus of the South, right,
Speaker 2: and so like all you gotta do is just say, like, oh,
Speaker 2: Wyatt RP has a he has a permanent dick in
Speaker 2: his ash, and because he represents the North, the South
Speaker 2: will believe it is that k JR. I thought that
Speaker 2: was Frankenstein monster.
Speaker 1: I thought that was Bobby Hill for a second, and
Speaker 1: I was like Bobby Hill and that type of head. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we gotta don't want him now. He's like roundis ship.
Speaker 1: He's like a potato. Bobby Hill looks like I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know you he kicked his uh killed that
Speaker 1: looks like that looks like squirtle. But he's like confused.
Speaker 1: It's just this is what you'll turn into. You get
Speaker 1: the facts. Eat process food. All processed foods are bad.
Speaker 1: Only eat unprocessed wheat. Only eat weep from the He
Speaker 1: doesn't understand that. He doesn't understand that ground beef is
Speaker 1: processed beef.
Speaker 3: Right, No, he doesn't well, yeah, he's mixing up like
Speaker 3: he thinks additives. Yeah, he thinks yeah, which I mean
Speaker 3: adding additives is processing. But it's not all processed and
Speaker 3: it's not all bad.
Speaker 2: It's like back then when there's still a lot of
Speaker 2: people out there that think MSG is bad for you, right,
Speaker 2: it was like that was just bullshit propaganda.
Speaker 1: It's just it's not true. It's just literally not true. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like, it's what mono sodium gluten. It is not
Speaker 1: bad for you. It is in the name. Literally, it's
Speaker 1: in the name. It's what it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, good luck finding ship that isn't processed. Also,
Speaker 3: like it's I just it's It was the same thing
Speaker 3: with GMO. They're like, oh, DMO is bad for you, Like, no,
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 2: It can be bad for you if I fucking genetically
Speaker 2: modify something to poison in it, you know, like on
Speaker 2: on a genetic level.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it could be bad for you. Yeah, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wish I knew how to do that. Do you imagine
Speaker 1: if you know how to make apples have Like, who's that?
Speaker 1: Is that? A the tether ball man? Do you know
Speaker 1: what a tetherball is? Yeah? You guys didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: So I was like, say to me, bro, that shouldn't
Speaker 1: bomb so hard that. I'm like, I felt like I
Speaker 1: was on stage.
Speaker 3: I was still trying to process what the fuck he
Speaker 3: drew because it just looked like a fucking tear drop.
Speaker 1: Limit like pickment almost just anyway. Yeah, yeah, it was
Speaker 1: such a bad like I bombed so hard, so hard,
Speaker 1: you bomb so hard that you asked the questions. I
Speaker 1: got no response. Oh he didn't even bombing. You just
Speaker 1: had to make sure you didn't. You have to make sure.
Speaker 1: It's like like, do you guys know what to tell them?
Speaker 2: Like, I'm not sure if your niggas didn't do anything,
Speaker 2: because I was, I was looking at it.
Speaker 1: I was, I was literally was.
Speaker 3: It was like you know when you load up, like
Speaker 3: when you would load up an image in like the nineties,
Speaker 3: Like that's that's what my brain. I was like loading
Speaker 3: the image into my brain slowly.
Speaker 1: I just load that.
Speaker 2: For like the naked chick. Yeah, you're like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're about to see some tits. If you're hard to
Speaker 2: come before you see the face and you're like, blog
Speaker 2: done already out the room. Some fucking dude with.
Speaker 3: Bathing in purel for Marathon second bathing and row for
Speaker 3: Marathon sex with Tally Zora Gay, Alison chains Boat be
Speaker 3: like into my butt again, same old dick in my
Speaker 3: rear end the silver Spermer versus the goon.
Speaker 1: Clan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Alison chains Gay cover them boners, boners, I am
Speaker 2: jerking off a big old pile of them boners.
Speaker 1: I'm just the full for a gay cover of that.
Speaker 1: I'm just a fool for you who does that?
Speaker 3: The Crammers caber linger on my gays. We could do
Speaker 3: a covert deceptively hard.
Speaker 1: He's gonna do what is it up? Cut up you guys.
Speaker 1: But it's in so deep. Yeah, that's got a lot
Speaker 1: of fun.
Speaker 5: Into deep, into deep and and and I sucked me
Speaker 5: and I gave him some head.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god. Movie is pretty good by the way.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean it's you know, it's Cumulus. It's
Speaker 3: it's it's decent. You know, it looks really good. I
Speaker 3: will say that, but they do this thing in it
Speaker 3: that they do one thing and then I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: I don't know why you did that. I don't know
Speaker 3: why you brockle Fastbender in it, as you know, but
Speaker 3: they bring someone back that they didn't need to be.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Interesting, You're just I don't know, Well, I don't
Speaker 1: say there maybe spoil about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well i'll tell you after. But it's it's distracting
Speaker 3: and weird. But I mean it's a cool movie.
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Speaker 3: Do you think, uh the was you Ganda Knuckles in
Speaker 3: vr chat? They were videos or like no, not even
Speaker 3: just like worf like the these are modern. These are
Speaker 3: like in the last like year and a half.
Speaker 1: I believe it's been happening in these.
Speaker 3: Clips where like he's a popular like avatar in vr
Speaker 3: chat and it's usually like a Hispanic guy like speaking
Speaker 3: proper like proper Spanish.
Speaker 1: In these they're they're crazy. They're good videos. Though you
Speaker 1: Knuckles had me in a choke hold for a little bit, dude,
Speaker 1: I was laughing way too hard at that ship. I
Speaker 1: liked it still, I had I had a lot of
Speaker 1: fun with it. It died so fast though, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: wrote a little metal jingle for it. Actually, somebody, one
Speaker 1: of our listeners said that he was an indie wrestler,
Speaker 1: Like he was on the indie scene and he wanted
Speaker 1: to He asked me permission to use that song as like,
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Speaker 3: It's an old video from like a YouTuber back in
Speaker 3: like the It must be like twenty nine, twenty ten
Speaker 3: earliest or latest, I should say.
Speaker 1: And it's just this guy.
Speaker 3: He's making it like top ten hottest female Sonic characters.
Speaker 3: Oh oh oh classic video because he just goes like
Speaker 3: and without further ado, here we go and he like
Speaker 3: he does a video of him running down the street.
Speaker 1: Real, I remember that, you know this video? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that video is a classic. I remember that the Sonic
Speaker 1: universe can be classified as hot hick heaven.
Speaker 3: I'll never forget that. That video is like ingrain I
Speaker 3: fucking head.
Speaker 1: Dang. I'm so glad of Sonic when I was little man.
Speaker 1: She's got three toughs of hair like a native American.
Speaker 1: You're like, what, irobably wouldn't be friends with you? He
Speaker 1: definitely would have been weird. I would have been friends
Speaker 1: with you. If you're like some Sonic freak, I wouldn't
Speaker 1: let you live with that. Straight up. I'm so glad.
Speaker 1: I've never touched it. I thought it was cool. I
Speaker 1: was like, Sonic is cool. But I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: just not like the games, but just the I don't
Speaker 1: care anything even remotely about any lore, to be honest,
Speaker 1: I just thought Sonic looked cool. Thought Sonic Shadow Knuckles
Speaker 1: looked cool. Sonic and Knuckles a fucking fun ass game.
Speaker 1: Sonic three was cool as fuck too. I like how
Speaker 1: his knuckles would get really mag didn't know his dad
Speaker 1: and he punched the floor. She I don't know anything
Speaker 1: about that, Like his dad's not even real. I mean,
Speaker 1: I could believe anything you say about it because I
Speaker 1: don't know anything. That's how you are.
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Speaker 1: happy song at all, actually is in fact not it's
Speaker 1: it's a.
Speaker 3: God Actually it's a very sad song.
Speaker 1: Actually, actually know what is it? I can do the voice,
Speaker 1: actually won't do any you think about it. It's not
Speaker 1: really fun at all. Corn is in fact pretty depressing.
Speaker 1: It's pretty harrowing if I do tato, Mike, why are
Speaker 1: they named Korn? Do we know? Is there a reason? Honestly,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: All right, I feel like I've looked it up before,
Speaker 2: but it was so un like it didn't it was whatever,
Speaker 2: this is really upsetting.
Speaker 3: It was just like really bland, and just feel like
Speaker 3: an asshole for even looking up why.
Speaker 2: Because it's like, okay, there's no there's no reason for
Speaker 2: my my brain to retain this information.
Speaker 3: It's about as interesting as why Kevin Smith's name is
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Speaker 3: He doesn't know how to say it. He calls the
Speaker 3: fascism fascism or something.
Speaker 2: And then when he's trying to like read like say
Speaker 2: authoritarianism all that, he can't say anything.
Speaker 1: He's he's yeah, he's he's stupid. He is legitimately an imbecile. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you kid, And it's just look at all these look
Speaker 1: at all these dumb assholes that are just coming up
Speaker 1: in the world, you know. Yeah, I don't want to
Speaker 1: go on like all the younger agents. So we were
Speaker 1: fun too, we were fucking jackasses as well. But like
Speaker 1: at the same time, well, there's there was probably somebody
Speaker 1: who was our age. Was that stupid.
Speaker 3: It's it's just like they were probably killed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they were probably they weren't. They didn't become
Speaker 1: really fair.
Speaker 2: They didn't become insanely rich by just sitting in front
Speaker 2: of a camera streaming, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean. Yeah, like they would have not
Speaker 1: made it.
Speaker 3: Like, I don't know, I don't think I actually, genuinely,
Speaker 3: I don't know if I've ever met somebody that I
Speaker 3: constantly am aware is as stupid as Ad and Rosses ever, Like, sincerely.
Speaker 1: I have one person but I'm not going to say
Speaker 1: their name that you think it should be dumb, but hm,
Speaker 1: one person. You don't don't think you know the person immediately.
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Speaker 3: I like that it got like descriptive, but not in
Speaker 3: the way that like, just in a genuinely honest the way.
Speaker 3: It's an underwhelming way to end.
Speaker 1: It's nothing magical about that jingle is just descriptive that it.
Speaker 3: Really is, like, this is definitely a true story, oh man,
Speaker 3: as if it could be with anything else.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's crazy that the real lyrics that that. I
Speaker 3: was like, I'm gonna say what I saw. I'm not
Speaker 3: gonna stop. That's like the actual words to it. I
Speaker 3: don't think it is, of course not I'm lying. Craig
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Speaker 1: It's pretty sure. It's something something African, something some African language.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like the makarina or something. Yeah, Craig the Canadian.
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Speaker 3: drinking wine and and and having edibles at Paul's place.
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Speaker 3: doing it.
Speaker 1: She did.
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Speaker 3: or at least like with them so far. But like
Speaker 3: I've noticed that the second that she started showing up,
Speaker 3: I just felt worse about it.
Speaker 1: Things are feeling a little weird. I just feel worse
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 3: Like she's like in videos now and she like did
Speaker 3: the speech and it was like and now I just
Speaker 3: I feel worse now, Like I just like you, she
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Speaker 1: not even clever. One guy is on his knees, is blowing,
Speaker 1: you know. It's like it's in the white background and
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Speaker 1: part of the back.
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Speaker 1: my fucking my native tongue. I hope you hope they
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Speaker 1: that chick. Yeah, it is getting. She's not an annoying person.
Speaker 3: It's just she's not as annoying as as she could be.
Speaker 3: It's just that it's annoying to constantly hear about it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think she's in well see, I don't think she's
Speaker 3: annoying as a person. I think she's annoying by I
Speaker 3: feel like she had such an opportunity to like what
Speaker 3: she should have done was to start her own podcast
Speaker 3: and not try to be this flavor of the Month
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Speaker 3: there's a lot of people that didn't know about that,
Speaker 3: said the she said that on the Bill Maher podcast whatever.
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Speaker 2: was like, I thought that was actually pretty funny because
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people that are like.
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Speaker 2: to have sex with them. I just want to fight
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Speaker 1: A gun's not.
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Speaker 1: He runs, He runs out, WI locks the door. Someone
Speaker 1: someone was on the fire.
Speaker 3: Someone's draw jay z in like an awkwardly fitted uh
Speaker 3: suit of yankee hats.
Speaker 1: I want to see that. I just photoshop him into it.
Speaker 1: I want to see Yeah, yeah, that'd be good.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just think because I don't I don't want
Speaker 3: to be mistaken. I don't want the suit to be
Speaker 3: made of yankee hats in the sense that it's like
Speaker 3: a good suit. I want I want the hats to
Speaker 3: retain their yankee hat shape.
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Speaker 3: can get from.
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Speaker 1: suck his.
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Speaker 1: be a main episode.
Speaker 2: Though it's supposed to well yeah, because it wasn't supposed
Speaker 2: to be. It wasn't supposed to be restricted to.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, to extra Well we could do I
Speaker 3: just we could do an extra ammo and just put
Speaker 3: it out for people like we've done that for some
Speaker 3: of them.
Speaker 1: We've don't've done that before.
Speaker 3: So although, yeah, no, we'll do it. We'll do it
Speaker 3: for the Wednesday one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just need we just it just needs to
Speaker 1: be gone over for like ten minutes. It's not a
Speaker 1: lot of injuries, all right. Uh, what the fuck was
Speaker 1: I at? I forgot? We got to start in the
Speaker 1: concrete jungle or something. There's only one queer. There's only
Speaker 1: one queer least I'm so gay. Yeah you want even
Speaker 1: got a bunch of gay. I want to do that one.
Speaker 1: But I can't do his bird ass fucking boys. Dude,
Speaker 1: it was hard. It was hard to do the fucking yeah.
Speaker 1: Story about Neil he is, I'll give him that. There's
Speaker 1: that just that story about like years ago.
Speaker 3: How like when Amy Whinehouse died he morbid, bro no,
Speaker 3: what what happened? So when Amy Whineouse died, Neil Patrick
Speaker 3: Harriss had a party and he he he commissioned, I
Speaker 3: guess a cake made to look like her dead body,
Speaker 3: like when it was like when it was like new.
Speaker 3: And it's like a really fucking morbid it's looking up
Speaker 3: right now, look up, uh.
Speaker 1: Neil Patrick Carriss. It's a cake. It's not real. It's
Speaker 1: pretty fucked up. But it's a cake.
Speaker 3: It's not real, but like it's it's really tasteless. Neil
Speaker 3: Patrick Harris Amy Whinehouse cake or Neil Patrick Harris. Uh,
Speaker 3: it's like the fourth Yeah, it's wild, Like it's one
Speaker 3: of the most disrespectful things I've ever seen. And it
Speaker 3: was like around the time that she died too, So
Speaker 3: it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Like that's way worse than I thought.
Speaker 3: It was infinitely worse than Did you google this at home,
Speaker 3: like be prepared because it's like it is wild, think something.
Speaker 3: It's like House of the Dead, like fucking, it's like
Speaker 3: a fucking it's like an evil dead prop It's like rott.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it literally is like an evil dead rudo for sure,
Speaker 1: the corpse of Amy Winehouse. What did he have against her?
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, he was just he was clearly
Speaker 3: just too gay for did Amy Whinehouse like subtly out him.
Speaker 1: Or something like yeah, Patrick.
Speaker 8: Finished the name Patrick Harris, Patrick Harris, Oh mo mo.
Speaker 1: And then they're like, what are you implying that you're
Speaker 1: implying new Patrick Practudice Harris is gay and this motherfucker
Speaker 1: like just the guy from Haroling Komer, No way the
Speaker 1: guy in a way Jesse Water. Jesse Water is like,
Speaker 1: no way this is true. Jesse Waters would say that
Speaker 1: he would be there's no way this awesome man is gay.
Speaker 1: No way gave you can't be cool. It's insane, it
Speaker 1: it's mathematic, you kidd it. Tell me the Romans were
Speaker 1: gay the way It's impossible. I'm so angry.
Speaker 3: And why is that nigga still alive? Jesse Waters? Yeah,
Speaker 3: because he's got a cheat code.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I just mean, like, yeah, I feel
Speaker 1: like it's astounding that he hasn't been like hit by something.
Speaker 1: Somebody hasn't Just like, I don't know that black guy,
Speaker 1: the one that sounds really stupid, that has the people
Speaker 1: on the podcast at hour, so many of them. Man
Speaker 1: jay Z.
Speaker 8: Jay Z on his podcast podcast, We're going, Yeah, I
Speaker 8: have a podcast.
Speaker 3: This is the cadence. This is how we talked here
Speaker 3: four three hours. The podcast is that cadence for three
Speaker 3: and a half hours with a random guess. And if
Speaker 3: the guest doesn't match the cadence, he gets he gets mad.
Speaker 1: He ain't gets really upset. You hear a record scratch.
Speaker 1: I don't think you're talking right. You're about to start
Speaker 1: a fight. I'm about to beat you up and kill
Speaker 1: you tonight, tonight. I'm sorry, jay Z, what were you saying?
Speaker 1: Don't take the literally just it's RFK and he literally
Speaker 1: can't do that, Gaiden. Oh, he's just getting so mad.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to find it away.
Speaker 3: Please, finishing empire state a state of mine.
Speaker 1: No, this is getting out of hand. That's not a hand.
Speaker 3: Look at all these processed foods. I think we should
Speaker 3: stop them, all right, I'm sorry. Wait Waitte five eighty three,
Speaker 3: you're crying. There's only one left, no more, there's no
Speaker 3: more questions by easy Hey Kingston, did knt you need
Speaker 3: to say the N word to storm?
Speaker 1: And God loves man kills waste. I'm gonna grab it
Speaker 1: the fucking instrumental that song and just gonna jam CA
Speaker 1: version of it would be so good? Why so stupid?
Speaker 1: I love it? Cool.
Speaker 3: Buffis presents Gina's galactic food review channel, Vigina doing food reviews.
Speaker 1: Yeah not real, big fat quiz though, Yeah, I really
Speaker 1: like processed foods. Oh my god, g r f K
Speaker 1: is amazing. What the fuck is happening? Thanks for coming on?
Speaker 1: R K. Oh my god. So this this book about
Speaker 1: kids who died suddenly. This is all vaccine related. Absolutely, absolutely,
Speaker 1: anti Absolutely, he would think you're a weak for doing it.
Speaker 1: I don't think he would. I don't think he thinks
Speaker 1: it was I'm gonna get a vaccine he dies from.
Speaker 1: Idea of Begina died from COVID is crazy. That would
Speaker 1: be crazy. The dragons can't bring him back. He's fucking
Speaker 1: stupid getting vaccinated. So you're staying on the ballots in
Speaker 1: swing states. Like the idea of him him talking to him. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: COVID was a lie. Seems kind of based to me.
Speaker 1: It was it is it?
Speaker 3: Chris Sabbat uh vegeta or Brian Drummond.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the drumming one sounds so much funnier
Speaker 1: in attraction.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, Wow, they're pumping all sorts of chemicals into
Speaker 3: our blood stream.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sounds a little more sinister, like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's just a real though. That's just a real podcast.
Speaker 3: That's just a real uh, you know alternative medicine cast
Speaker 3: that we haven't heard yet.
Speaker 1: Uh Don Donkerson? Uh was hit my spot by your Pretty?
Speaker 1: And is that one of the best original gay songs
Speaker 1: I've ever heard?
Speaker 3: No? Uh, you got to pay the trollsol to get
Speaker 3: in the boys whole gage?
Speaker 1: Six?
Speaker 3: How do people not get that? Just nutting in your
Speaker 3: hand and then fast bening that shit into the nearest
Speaker 3: toilet is the true way.
Speaker 1: That is insane. That is primitive. Okay, that is a
Speaker 1: primitive thing. US fourteen tips to clean it up. The
Speaker 1: idea of coming on a Q tip and.
Speaker 2: What like, like like spaghetti, you just like roll it up,
Speaker 2: have some ice, and it's just, oh my god, come cute.
Speaker 1: Can you freeze? Come you must? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you know I thought it was like it was
Speaker 3: like you thought it was like you can free You
Speaker 3: can't has a lowering temperature.
Speaker 1: That's a lower freezing temperature. You're such a fucking champ.
Speaker 1: I mean the average fridge and freezing your vode command.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah absolutely. But if they can be frozen.
Speaker 3: Though, well yeah, I mean I guess like in the
Speaker 3: in the deep vacuum of space.
Speaker 1: No, Chris, not that it's a lower temperature. You can't
Speaker 1: freeze alcohol, you can't. Don't. The drift bothers me so much.
Speaker 1: I drift that fucking vexes me. Oh my god, you say,
Speaker 1: Vexes you, what the going on with you? You've been
Speaker 1: saying some weird ship. You don't say vexed. I've said
Speaker 1: this before. This is not new. I've never used I've
Speaker 1: never the word. I think it's like a supercomputers. I've
Speaker 1: never used it in a way like I've heard it
Speaker 1: and like stories and television shows. But I just want
Speaker 1: to be an English white man so bad that I
Speaker 1: want to be a Muslim English white man so bad.
Speaker 1: You said, I'm talking my wien or a pulled in
Speaker 1: the very apps. Let's go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I went long schlank silver to dig in my
Speaker 3: treasure island. Nice Comming's imprisoning me all that. I see
Speaker 3: absolute whiteness halo, but it's me coming into an electrical socket.
Speaker 1: Me be fishy.
Speaker 3: Arthur Morgan's pr manager, Arthur Margan's got a perto Rican manager. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Nate yet, Nate Haiggers classic so stupid, very cool. Yeah,
Speaker 3: oh yeah, yeah, I'll carpet bomb the Goza surf for quarter.
Speaker 3: John Strickland, my partner snapped the chair legs off my
Speaker 3: Chris Rag on youtubes and proceeded to tear my legs
Speaker 3: off itself. Defence Marks eighteen eighty nine. Goddamn big woke
Speaker 3: trying to stop me from giggermaxing. The first David presents
Speaker 3: lit my own worst sodomy. Can we forget about those
Speaker 3: dicks I sucked when I was drunk? The second key
Speaker 3: David featuring being better in the first David me, who.
Speaker 1: Please spread my thim idea of someone putting the coming
Speaker 1: in my clothes on clean is the most diabolical thing ever.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? Someone putting honey on their
Speaker 1: bare ass hoping bear bear lynxit clean? That's crazy. Nibbles
Speaker 1: bite through it like comes up on ravenous, but then
Speaker 1: sees the honey and like it's gonna bite.
Speaker 3: It is literally gonna bite through that person with no
Speaker 3: res the It's gonna be crazy. It'll be like it'll
Speaker 3: be like a spoon through really warm eyescreen.
Speaker 1: Love asshole, my entire fucking gold. He's been my entire
Speaker 1: He's being scooped to death by a bear, but as
Speaker 1: we speak, he's getting slapped in a back by the bear.
Speaker 1: Had quit.
Speaker 3: Imagine getting the middle of your body bit off by
Speaker 3: a bear like bit out not that big, no imagine,
Speaker 3: But this is why I'm saying, imagine, imagine this happened.
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine this happening. You get your and then it
Speaker 1: turns you over and slaps your assid leaves you're gonna
Speaker 1: pass out from the slap.
Speaker 3: Well, it's gonna break you, probably in half because there's
Speaker 3: very little of you connecting the rest of you.
Speaker 1: Good game, slap.
Speaker 3: Spread your cheeks so I can ship in your ass.
Speaker 3: Pre Ras Blake eight ninety six. Chris Ryan like, uh,
Speaker 3: hot to go to the poles last? You want to
Speaker 3: feel trash Texas status salad. Young Sheldon drowned in a
Speaker 3: lake of piss, sul Lake.
Speaker 1: That's a that's a lot of that's all theiss of
Speaker 1: a state for like a day or two. It is
Speaker 1: that store all the place we get everyone to piss
Speaker 1: in Unison, the phillip A Lake like, because you know
Speaker 1: there's always there's some some makes have dried up, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, we gotta we gotta work together and
Speaker 1: get this ship back there. Shut the funk up, man,
Speaker 1: I'm an environmentalist. You you piss this dark, dark, dark brown.
Speaker 1: It's dark like Coca cola. I won't be a mute.
Speaker 1: So there's plastic and artisticles. You say, uh, I'm eating
Speaker 1: chicken nuggets. Probably that's like one of the one.
Speaker 3: It's like one of those like accidentally correct, Like he's
Speaker 3: a right to be concerned that there's toxins everywhere, but
Speaker 3: he's just going about it in the dumbest way possible,
Speaker 3: taking my ass hairs. Niggy Jizzy feature formerly known as
Speaker 3: Nikki Ziggy Gambits cum filled eyes. Honestly on God for
Speaker 3: real real, congrats on swe Wait good ship Man, keep
Speaker 3: it up, Sorry Miss Jackson. Badly Brave Hungery Derrick Duck
Speaker 3: Hunt athery in Brogeinian punter, naprom melpis one. I busted
Speaker 3: my hands again last week, but the doctor diss was
Speaker 3: too tempting and routing at our list as always.
Speaker 1: King the King suck process process. Oh my god, all right,
Speaker 1: mess ye don't die. I'm gonna fight every process food.
Speaker 3: It's like veggie tails but it's but r f K
Speaker 3: is a villain.
Speaker 1: I suppar to see him go to like a grocery store.
Speaker 2: He goes to wal Bart and he starts punching the
Speaker 2: fucking every punches peanut butter.
Speaker 1: That's punching the frozen nuggets. You are body slamming the
Speaker 1: can't kill any more of harm. You won't kill anymore
Speaker 1: My kids