WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:03.319 Hey, look he's it. Hey, look he's it. Hey, look 2 00:00:03.399 --> 00:00:04.639 he's it. Hey, hey, hey hey. 3 00:00:05.360 --> 00:00:08.880 So look, we all know there's times that you need 4 00:00:08.919 --> 00:00:12.960 to be respectful and sometimes you just can't help yourself. 5 00:00:13.279 --> 00:00:15.080 You know, we were just laughing at something off off, 6 00:00:15.400 --> 00:00:19.440 you know, before we started, but uh, there's it reminds 7 00:00:19.480 --> 00:00:23.239 me of my friend went to one of our friends, Crispy. 8 00:00:23.239 --> 00:00:26.239 He died like in twenty twenty one, alcoholic. You know 9 00:00:26.679 --> 00:00:29.199 that was gonna happen our friends. Yeah, no, one of 10 00:00:29.399 --> 00:00:33.159 Oh what about you? Yeah, one of one of my 11 00:00:33.280 --> 00:00:35.039 friend and the person that I'm referring to. This is 12 00:00:35.039 --> 00:00:39.560 why I said that, if I said hour, uh this 13 00:00:39.679 --> 00:00:40.759 cool alcoholic guy. 14 00:00:41.640 --> 00:00:42.960 Yeah. 15 00:00:43.000 --> 00:00:45.240 But yeah, so my friend, so I was, I was 16 00:00:45.280 --> 00:00:46.960 actually away. I was in Europe at the time, so 17 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:48.799 I can go to the funeral. But my friend went 18 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:52.079 to the funeral and he was having He was trying 19 00:00:52.119 --> 00:00:56.320 his hardest not to laugh because number one open casket 20 00:00:56.359 --> 00:00:58.719 and then for some reason, flies kept landing on dude's face. 21 00:00:59.119 --> 00:01:00.159 I was like, oh shit. 22 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:03.960 It And then fucking his girlfriend, you know, at the time, 23 00:01:04.680 --> 00:01:08.959 she does a singing rendition and it's fucking trash and 24 00:01:09.040 --> 00:01:12.400 he's so ready puts his head down, trying, and then 25 00:01:12.480 --> 00:01:15.000 somebody that's sitting next to him is trying to console 26 00:01:15.079 --> 00:01:16.640 him because they're thinking he's laughing. 27 00:01:16.680 --> 00:01:19.480 He's crying and that made him. You can you make 28 00:01:19.519 --> 00:01:22.319 your laugh that sound like tears? I can do that, 29 00:01:22.359 --> 00:01:23.640 so I've define got away with them. 30 00:01:23.680 --> 00:01:26.239 I've seen people hysterically cry to where it sounds like 31 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:26.840 they're laughing. 32 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:31.079 I don't. I can do the other spectrum laugh. I'm like, 33 00:01:31.120 --> 00:01:33.760 I'm crying. That's interesting. Do it right now? I can't. 34 00:01:33.799 --> 00:01:36.120 Nothing nothing that funny happened. Yeah, funny shit happens. I'm 35 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:39.519 absolutely gonna do it. Though nothing funny happens anymore. There 36 00:01:39.599 --> 00:01:40.280 is nothing funny. 37 00:01:40.959 --> 00:01:42.640 There's nothing funny. Shows over bye, guys. 38 00:01:43.599 --> 00:01:45.120 You know what I do think it's funny. I think 39 00:01:45.920 --> 00:01:48.799 oh well, actually, first of all, you want to say welcome. 40 00:01:48.799 --> 00:01:52.159 Hey, I was about to welcome to the start Tank podcast. Hey, everybody, 41 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:54.959 Patreonic Concess is Stark Tank. You throw us a dollar 42 00:01:55.000 --> 00:02:00.200 over there or you know I kill you, so job 43 00:02:00.200 --> 00:02:01.920 on over there, snart Tank, tot shop for all your 44 00:02:01.959 --> 00:02:05.640 merch needs, early access ad for you, all that stuff, 45 00:02:06.760 --> 00:02:08.000 come on already. 46 00:02:10.000 --> 00:02:14.439 Show's over bye. Thank Thank God for Patreon, because God damn. Hey, 47 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:16.680 Patreon's doing well. Actually I check the numbers and I'm like, 48 00:02:16.759 --> 00:02:18.960 you guys are listening. You're listening to the threats. Yeah, 49 00:02:19.319 --> 00:02:22.680 listening to the threads. Actually, even even Spreaker or other 50 00:02:22.719 --> 00:02:25.080 ship is doing very very well because we keep doing 51 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:32.560 three fucking plus hour podcasts. Love it. We This proves 52 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:37.719 that threats work. Yeah, threats. Threats are important. I have 53 00:02:37.800 --> 00:02:39.960 a serious, I serious conunderment I want to bring up. Actually, 54 00:02:40.439 --> 00:02:43.080 I've been thinking about this because I do want to 55 00:02:43.120 --> 00:02:44.919 have kids, and I'm probably gonna start That's probably gonna 56 00:02:44.919 --> 00:02:46.599 be my next year adventure of like working on like 57 00:02:47.240 --> 00:02:51.680 trying to trying to start my my family. M m uhh. 58 00:02:51.800 --> 00:02:53.759 And I've been just thinking a lot about the idea 59 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:57.560 of the interactions I'll have with kids with bullying in school, 60 00:02:58.599 --> 00:03:00.879 and I've realized that there's just literally no way of 61 00:03:00.919 --> 00:03:03.400 stopping it. Yeah, of course, Like actually, so I'm just 62 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:05.039 trying to like figure out how do I, like, how 63 00:03:05.080 --> 00:03:07.319 the fuck do you go about that? You? What do 64 00:03:07.319 --> 00:03:07.680 you do? 65 00:03:08.240 --> 00:03:11.960 You can beat the children up, but then that ends 66 00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:13.680 up me in jail, and then the child does have 67 00:03:13.680 --> 00:03:15.719 a parent, You don't have to go to jail necessarily, 68 00:03:15.840 --> 00:03:16.319 you don't have. 69 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:19.199 People won't know it's you. If I beat this kid up, 70 00:03:19.960 --> 00:03:22.479 if I put a on and show up and beat the. 71 00:03:22.759 --> 00:03:27.400 Put a what but one of the the you know 72 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:29.800 with the Muslim ninja women, you know what they wear. 73 00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:31.120 You know what I mean? 74 00:03:31.240 --> 00:03:34.039 Okay, put that on because like that won't it won't 75 00:03:34.120 --> 00:03:36.120 even like show off your figure, because it'll be like 76 00:03:36.120 --> 00:03:40.120 hanging on a big Yeah, and that's a giant ghost. 77 00:03:40.319 --> 00:03:43.080 Beat up this kid. If you see that giant ghost 78 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:45.919 beat up that kid, call them and leave. Yeah. Man, 79 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:50.719 you know, people believe crazier ship if if like if 80 00:03:50.759 --> 00:03:52.520 you actually think about it, I would believe that. If 81 00:03:52.520 --> 00:03:56.680 somebody don't believe, they believe crazier things. But like I 82 00:03:56.840 --> 00:03:59.759 believe crazier things. You know what you should do? 83 00:04:00.400 --> 00:04:02.319 Look at you hire homeless man and then put a 84 00:04:02.319 --> 00:04:04.800 crown of thorns on him, like Jesus kicked the ship 85 00:04:04.840 --> 00:04:07.360 out of this kid out of pocket. It sounds out 86 00:04:07.360 --> 00:04:09.120 of pocket, but it's not even going to be traced 87 00:04:09.120 --> 00:04:09.240 to you. 88 00:04:09.280 --> 00:04:13.120 A guy doesn't even look like Jesus exly, it's just 89 00:04:13.840 --> 00:04:17.040 not even it's just like just it's just a nondescript 90 00:04:17.160 --> 00:04:20.120 person with no Jesus like figures at all, but he's 91 00:04:20.120 --> 00:04:21.639 got a cry of throne, so it must be him. 92 00:04:21.680 --> 00:04:24.040 The idea of hiring a homeless person to kill somebody 93 00:04:24.079 --> 00:04:27.199 for you, its crazy, but I think thinks would do that. 94 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:29.000 I'm sure many have tried. 95 00:04:29.319 --> 00:04:31.680 I wouldn't be surprised if that's a common that at 96 00:04:31.720 --> 00:04:34.480 one point was not super uncommon. 97 00:04:34.839 --> 00:04:37.800 They've tried, and now it was probably very. 98 00:04:37.600 --> 00:04:42.079 Common before when homeless people weren't overwhelmingly just insane, they 99 00:04:42.120 --> 00:04:42.639 were just. 100 00:04:42.839 --> 00:04:45.839 You know, like that's true. Like now yeah, now it's 101 00:04:45.879 --> 00:04:48.720 that's a that's a seventy thirty. You're like, you're you're 102 00:04:48.720 --> 00:04:52.759 either you're almost surely it's going to be a disign 103 00:04:53.199 --> 00:04:56.040 drug addict. So you can't really yeah, you can't find 104 00:04:56.040 --> 00:04:58.639 another drug addict, but I think one leads to the other. 105 00:04:58.759 --> 00:05:01.000 That's the thirty percent though thirty yeah, that is true. 106 00:05:01.120 --> 00:05:03.480 Thirty percent is still drug addicts, but thirty percent is 107 00:05:03.519 --> 00:05:04.240 the drug addict. 108 00:05:04.279 --> 00:05:06.439 So like otherwise, seventy percent, you're gonna get in insane 109 00:05:06.480 --> 00:05:09.319 person and the plan is going to fail because it's 110 00:05:09.360 --> 00:05:11.800 like trying to It's like finding a stray cat and 111 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:13.720 then like let's hey, hey. 112 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:15.600 I need you to do something for me. It's it's 113 00:05:15.680 --> 00:05:21.600 just as useless. It's useless, like it's you're wasting your time. 114 00:05:22.800 --> 00:05:25.279 The idea of trying to get a stray cat to 115 00:05:25.319 --> 00:05:29.560 commit a hit for you is crazy. Listen here. Do 116 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:32.240 you think any hopeless people have tried that? Hey? Come here? 117 00:05:32.439 --> 00:05:34.279 Oh for sure? Do you think it's worked? Do you 118 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:37.120 think there's at least one that it's worked? Like it 119 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:39.839 bits It just went to somebody and clawed into their throat, 120 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:41.240 deepened up accidentally. 121 00:05:41.639 --> 00:05:44.399 I think it it's not that the straight cat understood, 122 00:05:44.439 --> 00:05:47.000 but it was gonna do the thing anyway, you know, 123 00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:48.920 like like it was. 124 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:52.639 It was just like it was a perfect coincidence. He 125 00:05:52.759 --> 00:05:54.959 asked it to do something that was already it already 126 00:05:55.000 --> 00:05:57.120 had it set its mindset on doing, and then. 127 00:05:57.560 --> 00:06:02.480 It like stops, observes and speaks. Well I do. My 128 00:06:02.560 --> 00:06:03.639 curiosity is. 129 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:08.680 There are obviously domestic dog related fatalities. 130 00:06:09.360 --> 00:06:13.120 Sure, I can't imagine that that's true for cats. It 131 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:14.959 probably is, but it's it's like a very it's a 132 00:06:15.040 --> 00:06:15.959 very circumstantial. 133 00:06:16.720 --> 00:06:18.199 What do you mean, like a cat like knocked over 134 00:06:18.279 --> 00:06:21.439 like a glass of poison into soup or something. 135 00:06:21.360 --> 00:06:25.480 Like like like cat like your cat like nicks at 136 00:06:25.480 --> 00:06:27.759 your legacy, like that you slipped break your neck on 137 00:06:27.839 --> 00:06:29.279 like the fucking counter. 138 00:06:29.560 --> 00:06:33.879 Right, So cats, it's it's like the inciting incident was a. 139 00:06:33.879 --> 00:06:36.199 Cat, but not the cat finishing the job. Yeah, right, 140 00:06:36.399 --> 00:06:39.360 dogs finish the job. Some dogs in the job. Often 141 00:06:40.040 --> 00:06:42.920 some of them. I don't. I've been attacked by dogs before, 142 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:44.680 and I feel like a dog could not kill me 143 00:06:44.879 --> 00:06:48.959 unless I chose not to fight back, well, which very 144 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:50.800 likely I might not cho to fight back until like 145 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:52.319 it's probably too late. I'm getting really hurt. 146 00:06:52.360 --> 00:06:54.360 A lot of people, I think just have a hard 147 00:06:54.399 --> 00:06:57.160 time hurting dogs. Yeah, you know, I think that's what 148 00:06:57.720 --> 00:06:59.959 YEA even in a survival scenario. I bet like it's 149 00:07:00.000 --> 00:07:03.000 there's something like like there's something in your brain that's 150 00:07:03.000 --> 00:07:03.839 like I shouldn't hit this. 151 00:07:04.279 --> 00:07:07.000 The humans that survived to this point probably have that 152 00:07:07.040 --> 00:07:09.240 innate like dog gene for the most part, And then 153 00:07:09.279 --> 00:07:11.279 people that don't have that gene are crazy to me, Like, 154 00:07:11.279 --> 00:07:12.759 I don't I don't get how you don't like dogs. 155 00:07:12.879 --> 00:07:14.800 That really makes me think like something's wrong with you 156 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:16.519 as a person. I don't really know anyone that doesn't 157 00:07:16.519 --> 00:07:18.360 like dogs. I know people that genuinely don't like dogs. 158 00:07:18.360 --> 00:07:20.360 Who doesn't like dogs, at least brother doesn't like dogs. 159 00:07:20.560 --> 00:07:22.759 What do you mean like doesn't Okay, hold on, there's 160 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:26.040 a distinguishing factor here that he does not like is afraid. 161 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:26.800 But what does that mean? 162 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:29.920 Does he not like dogs or does he actively dislike dogs? 163 00:07:30.120 --> 00:07:31.800 There's a difference, yes, because. 164 00:07:31.600 --> 00:07:33.600 It's different because there's people who just don't care, you know, 165 00:07:33.600 --> 00:07:36.000 who don't have a preference like it. I like dogs, 166 00:07:36.000 --> 00:07:37.639 I like cats. I really don't give a shit. I 167 00:07:37.680 --> 00:07:39.360 like I like it, I like a general kind of 168 00:07:39.399 --> 00:07:40.560 mammal that sits in the house. 169 00:07:40.600 --> 00:07:43.120 I think it's even insane for people to just not 170 00:07:43.279 --> 00:07:47.439 like dogs. Actively disliking them is you're usual to be 171 00:07:47.519 --> 00:07:53.639 probably gunned down. But like not liking dogs insane, like 172 00:07:53.279 --> 00:07:56.040 being like not being like, oh that's cute, I want 173 00:07:56.040 --> 00:07:58.600 to pet It is insane to me, like how could you? 174 00:07:58.600 --> 00:08:01.040 How could you? How you? How does that? Well? 175 00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:06.079 Technically like trauma technically biologically it is a little bit 176 00:08:06.399 --> 00:08:10.480 weird because the you know, little animals and a lot 177 00:08:10.480 --> 00:08:12.519 of little things are designed to look adorable so you 178 00:08:12.639 --> 00:08:13.759 don't taill them, so you. 179 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:18.399 Don't it is it might be that's an evolutionary trait. Yeah, 180 00:08:18.600 --> 00:08:21.600 animals to deal with people are to be cute so 181 00:08:21.720 --> 00:08:26.160 we don't slaughter them. That can't be true that I 182 00:08:26.160 --> 00:08:28.439 think it might be. I think it's very much animals 183 00:08:28.480 --> 00:08:30.639 that probably exists now. I'm not saying on understand it's true, 184 00:08:30.959 --> 00:08:33.320 but think of the animals that exist now and how 185 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:35.639 many of them are just cute by nature. No, but 186 00:08:35.759 --> 00:08:39.000 I understand that. But I guess my to think they 187 00:08:39.000 --> 00:08:41.600 were cute ourselves, not so much, That's. 188 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:43.200 What I'm saying, because like there's no because there's no 189 00:08:43.240 --> 00:08:45.399 way like a snake looks at like a baby mongoose 190 00:08:45.399 --> 00:08:45.960 and things like. 191 00:08:46.039 --> 00:08:48.679 Right, because they we're talking about humans, humans. 192 00:08:48.559 --> 00:08:51.159 Right, But like they all of them just so happened 193 00:08:51.159 --> 00:08:54.039 to develop being cute for to protect them from people. 194 00:08:54.120 --> 00:08:54.360 I think. 195 00:08:54.399 --> 00:08:56.879 So, I think when you think about well, when you 196 00:08:56.919 --> 00:08:59.320 think about advanced like you think about almost anything, like 197 00:08:59.399 --> 00:09:03.879 say a pep peppers have those whatever those things to 198 00:09:03.919 --> 00:09:05.399 protect themselves from being eaten. 199 00:09:05.960 --> 00:09:07.480 It's like and it's it's a response. 200 00:09:07.519 --> 00:09:10.000 And there's certain other things that don't have that because 201 00:09:10.360 --> 00:09:13.200 there's no opportunity for them to grow, like saying colder climates, 202 00:09:13.480 --> 00:09:15.759 so they don't need to have any protections like things 203 00:09:15.759 --> 00:09:17.919 that grow and like real, it's like. And what I 204 00:09:17.960 --> 00:09:22.559 mean by that is, after a while when something kept happening, 205 00:09:22.679 --> 00:09:24.679 like say humans or of the. 206 00:09:24.679 --> 00:09:26.559 Older versions of ourselves were. 207 00:09:26.440 --> 00:09:31.360 Hunting certain animals and indiscriminately, who cares if they're young 208 00:09:31.480 --> 00:09:34.519 or not. Probably over time because of like how we 209 00:09:34.600 --> 00:09:39.440 even developed ourselves with liking hips and tits and stuff 210 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:42.399 certain things. There are certain things that have developed for 211 00:09:42.519 --> 00:09:45.200 us to find esthetically pleasing, and I feel like for 212 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:46.759 animals it's the same thing where I. 213 00:09:46.720 --> 00:09:48.360 Feel like it's a two for situation. I feel like, 214 00:09:48.399 --> 00:09:52.799 definitely we developed to not murder small q things, yeah, ourselves, 215 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:55.799 and then things that were smaller and cuter themselves just 216 00:09:55.879 --> 00:09:59.879 survived because we weren't murdering them. I think that tit. 217 00:10:00.039 --> 00:10:06.159 I think it's exactly. That's that's how that works. Something. 218 00:10:06.279 --> 00:10:08.240 Some things are one cause, but some things are like 219 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:10.519 I think, so let me just let me just clarify. 220 00:10:10.519 --> 00:10:12.399 The implication of the conversation is that things used to 221 00:10:12.399 --> 00:10:14.120 be ugly and then people came and then they were like, 222 00:10:14.120 --> 00:10:15.879 we have to be cuter. That's kind of the implication 223 00:10:15.919 --> 00:10:18.519 of that sentence, which is like, it can't be real, 224 00:10:18.799 --> 00:10:20.440 you know what I mean, maybe to a degree, like 225 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:23.279 cats weren't like these hulking beasts or like this, these 226 00:10:23.320 --> 00:10:26.960 gross fucking beasts when they're born and then suddenly like oh, 227 00:10:26.960 --> 00:10:28.399 people came and then they were like, we gotta be 228 00:10:28.440 --> 00:10:30.440 cute now. Like I just I don't mean, I don't 229 00:10:30.440 --> 00:10:32.600 think there's been enough time for that to even think. 230 00:10:32.639 --> 00:10:35.440 I think are old, way older. You think it's crazy, 231 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:39.360 I would say that would millions of years. One mutation 232 00:10:39.480 --> 00:10:42.960 could change shit. Man, it's often that simple. But like 233 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:44.759 it takes like one mutation. Think of it like this. 234 00:10:45.000 --> 00:10:47.919 I think we just naturally think things that are newer 235 00:10:47.960 --> 00:10:49.200 and smaller and rounder. 236 00:10:49.240 --> 00:10:50.320 I think that. 237 00:10:52.600 --> 00:10:56.759 Think about like like wild pigs domesticated versus being wild, 238 00:10:57.279 --> 00:11:00.000 how crazy they look versus they're not looking so crazy 239 00:11:00.159 --> 00:11:01.279 when they've been domesticated. 240 00:11:01.519 --> 00:11:03.679 I think in the same vein as that is dragged 241 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:09.200 like that's have you ever seen a feral pig hilariously insane? 242 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:12.159 I think I think it's that's like I'm your friend, 243 00:11:12.240 --> 00:11:13.360 I'm gonna walk around you. 244 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:15.559 So I think it's the same thing with human intervention, 245 00:11:15.759 --> 00:11:20.080 just being around these animals getting softer. So I think 246 00:11:20.120 --> 00:11:23.200 technically that could be true in a sense that humans 247 00:11:23.200 --> 00:11:26.399 being around these certain animals made them softer them being 248 00:11:26.720 --> 00:11:30.559 somewhat domesticated, and then those ones survived obviously because they 249 00:11:30.559 --> 00:11:34.559 weren't getting slaughtered like crazy because they looked so adorable. 250 00:11:34.879 --> 00:11:37.480 I wish humans weren't pussy and we domesticated bears. I 251 00:11:37.559 --> 00:11:42.559 wish we did that before. We would have had awesome respect. Russians. Man, 252 00:11:43.360 --> 00:11:45.480 they live, they coincide with them. That's a difference. 253 00:11:45.559 --> 00:11:47.559 Hey, there's a lot of those bears that they just 254 00:11:48.159 --> 00:11:51.440 like they just yeah, they just have them as like, oh, 255 00:11:51.440 --> 00:11:53.080 you're my homie, and I'm like, oh, that's cool. 256 00:11:53.080 --> 00:11:57.399 I never do that, you know, I'm brain. 257 00:11:57.480 --> 00:12:00.279 That's like, I love bears so much. I want to 258 00:12:00.399 --> 00:12:02.000 chill the bear, but I just don't want to. I 259 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:05.879 don't trust anyone enough. Even somebody's like, oh i've this bearer, 260 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:06.519 have had it for. 261 00:12:06.440 --> 00:12:07.679 Like ten years. I don't care. 262 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:12.440 Yeah, no to bit haven't liked spend time exactly. It's 263 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:15.320 like those the circus videos where somebody inevitably gets like 264 00:12:15.399 --> 00:12:17.879 mauled by a bear and it's like the it's the trainer. 265 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:19.960 Yeah, you know, it's the guy who's with. 266 00:12:19.919 --> 00:12:22.600 It, because it's like you're they're not just like, oh, 267 00:12:22.639 --> 00:12:26.080 this is my homie. They're fucking punishing that bear. You 268 00:12:26.080 --> 00:12:28.720 don't get you don't see the disrespect. Yeah, you don't 269 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:30.080 get to see those parts of it. 270 00:12:30.759 --> 00:12:32.759 Like I go to the bear shows at circuses where 271 00:12:32.799 --> 00:12:35.039 they they show that's the part that they show. I 272 00:12:35.039 --> 00:12:38.600 would respect that more they abuse the bear, they refuse 273 00:12:38.679 --> 00:12:39.159 to feed it. 274 00:12:39.200 --> 00:12:41.720 They cack saying because like I showed me reality, I 275 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:44.200 respect that. Who's working the rest of the world. But 276 00:12:44.240 --> 00:12:46.120 I know, like American zoos, they had like a paradigm 277 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:49.120 where it used to just be like damn near torture. 278 00:12:49.279 --> 00:12:51.720 So the side shows to like now they're like actually 279 00:12:51.960 --> 00:12:54.840 trying to help animals. Yeah, but imagine like the idea 280 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:58.360 of like going somewhere like here's this, here's the spotted 281 00:12:58.440 --> 00:13:04.080 whatever it is. If someone goes in whips you would 282 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:06.399 you how would you feel about like say, human zoos, 283 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:08.879 like people that are like exotic, like say we have 284 00:13:08.960 --> 00:13:12.720 like an rfkjun they had black people in like yeah, 285 00:13:12.759 --> 00:13:14.759 but I'm talking about I'm talking about a modern day 286 00:13:14.799 --> 00:13:18.200 sense where like black people that are awesome and athletic 287 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:20.919 is not a it's not a sight to behold anymore. 288 00:13:21.399 --> 00:13:23.000 So in a way that like say, I think like 289 00:13:23.080 --> 00:13:25.679 say someone who's he's talking about a human zoo that 290 00:13:25.759 --> 00:13:26.879 doesn't make sense. 291 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:30.879 Human zoo, a human zoo. No with one people that 292 00:13:30.919 --> 00:13:32.879 are just like, wow, this is interesting. Like say you 293 00:13:32.919 --> 00:13:37.000 see a you know, the family, the Royal family essentially 294 00:13:37.000 --> 00:13:41.440 in America, the Kennedy's, you know, or like, so you 295 00:13:41.559 --> 00:13:45.360 put like them in there and cause, like if. 296 00:13:45.200 --> 00:13:48.840 You come on you hear r K Junior talk, You're. 297 00:13:48.679 --> 00:13:55.000 Like, that is a fantastically intricate and just like the 298 00:13:55.039 --> 00:13:59.320 way he everything, like his package he's told about he's 299 00:13:59.360 --> 00:14:03.639 this jack old crazy guy that sounds like he has 300 00:14:03.679 --> 00:14:07.320 that weird filter on his brain with his brain being 301 00:14:07.360 --> 00:14:08.960 eaten by a worm like that. 302 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:10.960 That is one of the most facts. Like why isn't 303 00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:13.679 that just a freak show? It's just this You're right, 304 00:14:13.799 --> 00:14:17.759 I'm not I'm saying zoo because zoo's seemed more humane. 305 00:14:17.840 --> 00:14:22.639 I guess softened the blow. Yes, yes, yes, a freak exhibit. 306 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:26.480 I mean is a freaking I mean we technically it is. 307 00:14:26.440 --> 00:14:29.679 Not modern zoos in America. Maybe they used to be. 308 00:14:29.879 --> 00:14:31.440 No, what I mean is like you go there to 309 00:14:31.440 --> 00:14:34.360 see ship that's like really not normal to you, you 310 00:14:34.360 --> 00:14:35.279 know what I mean, to your every. 311 00:14:35.240 --> 00:14:37.360 Day you see like, oh, what the camel is because 312 00:14:37.519 --> 00:14:40.320 it's an exhibit, and then there's ideas where it's like 313 00:14:40.519 --> 00:14:44.000 a freak show. There's nothing, there's no like respectable spectacle. 314 00:14:44.000 --> 00:14:45.960 You're not learning anything. You're going to look at the 315 00:14:45.960 --> 00:14:47.840 bearded lady beat a dick off in front of the 316 00:14:48.159 --> 00:14:51.639 cage that she's in, and then that's it crazy, that's why. 317 00:14:51.759 --> 00:14:53.399 Is that how it was how I used to assume 318 00:14:54.279 --> 00:14:55.720 what I want to do. I'm sure there are some 319 00:14:55.720 --> 00:14:57.559 guys that are beating their dicks off the bearded lady 320 00:14:57.759 --> 00:15:00.279 right there, right in front of her. She's like this 321 00:15:00.399 --> 00:15:01.320 far away from you. 322 00:15:02.039 --> 00:15:04.320 There's one guy who's like brave enough. He's brave enough 323 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:05.559 to be like the pee wee herman at that time, 324 00:15:05.559 --> 00:15:07.120 where he was like, of course I'm jerking off in 325 00:15:07.120 --> 00:15:09.240 front of the bearded lady, a freak show, Like what else, 326 00:15:09.480 --> 00:15:11.039 Like what other reason would I be here? 327 00:15:11.360 --> 00:15:12.120 You guys? Do guys? 328 00:15:12.279 --> 00:15:14.360 You guys come here to just look at the bearded 329 00:15:14.440 --> 00:15:16.639 lady and just say hmm, fascinating and leave. 330 00:15:16.879 --> 00:15:18.080 Fucking cow that guy was. 331 00:15:18.240 --> 00:15:19.960 That guy was probably a good shot too, because there's 332 00:15:19.960 --> 00:15:22.480 probably people being like kill this some bitch, and he's 333 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:24.240 just like how you know, he takes them. 334 00:15:24.120 --> 00:15:29.840 Out in the he somehow nikes off her beard and he's. 335 00:15:29.679 --> 00:15:34.159 Like, oh yeah, something so hard at somebody that their 336 00:15:34.159 --> 00:15:35.600 beard falls off, and saying he. 337 00:15:35.519 --> 00:15:37.879 Walks to the next state to find the next bearded 338 00:15:37.960 --> 00:15:40.759 lady or whatever. He's a fucking He's a fucking tumbreler. Bro. 339 00:15:42.240 --> 00:15:44.440 It's kind of crazy how that was just like like 340 00:15:44.480 --> 00:15:45.840 that was enough for people to get out of the 341 00:15:45.840 --> 00:15:48.360 house at a certain point, like listen, there's a woman 342 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:50.480 with a beard over at the town square. 343 00:15:50.559 --> 00:15:51.120 You want to see it? 344 00:15:51.159 --> 00:15:54.759 And everybody was like, of course, absolutely absolutely, I've never 345 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:55.639 seen anything. 346 00:15:55.320 --> 00:15:57.679 Like woul Drew part taken in like the town stoning. 347 00:15:57.919 --> 00:15:59.399 I don't think I would have. I would have thought 348 00:15:59.399 --> 00:15:59.639 about it. 349 00:15:59.639 --> 00:16:00.960 I like to have imagine that I wouldn't, but I 350 00:16:00.960 --> 00:16:01.720 have no way of knowing. 351 00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:04.440 Yeah, exactly if I grew up, like say I was 352 00:16:04.440 --> 00:16:06.159 five years old and I saw my first stoning, I 353 00:16:06.240 --> 00:16:07.000 might be into them. 354 00:16:08.159 --> 00:16:10.600 I don't know, but like as the most. 355 00:16:10.519 --> 00:16:17.559 Jagged stoning, stoning a witch in stoning a witch in 356 00:16:17.600 --> 00:16:20.799 the Salem town Square would have been like your It 357 00:16:20.799 --> 00:16:23.799 would have been like my going to see Spider Man 358 00:16:23.840 --> 00:16:26.720 two at the at the Cineplex, Cross County, You know 359 00:16:26.759 --> 00:16:28.279 what I mean, Like that would have been like a 360 00:16:28.320 --> 00:16:30.000 memory that I hold very fond and deep. 361 00:16:30.799 --> 00:16:34.759 Remember I remember stoning the town gay person. Wow, it 362 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:35.759 was so I. 363 00:16:35.720 --> 00:16:38.440 Mean, we could just go to like a one of 364 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:41.519 those Muslim u states, you know, like a like like 365 00:16:41.559 --> 00:16:44.080 a modern dethocracy, and we can still see if we if. 366 00:16:44.000 --> 00:16:46.440 We want to, we want to experience it morbid. It's 367 00:16:46.519 --> 00:16:48.799 like there's like laughable of it until you see it. 368 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:51.879 Then you're like, whoa, It's it's laughable because of how 369 00:16:52.320 --> 00:16:55.120 it's like reading about medieval torture, Like you laugh at 370 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:57.399 it because of how fucking insane it is. They would 371 00:16:57.440 --> 00:16:59.679 shove a blunt instrument up his penis and the. 372 00:16:59.720 --> 00:17:03.799 Heat and it's like that's crazy. You smell it, You're like, whoa, 373 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:06.559 they were crazy. They were so inventive in ways that 374 00:17:06.640 --> 00:17:10.319 I could never imagine. You are interesting, bro Old Europeans 375 00:17:10.319 --> 00:17:12.079 are interesting people. Do I think they're fascinating When you 376 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:16.640 live in a gray depressed Yeah, like you're not. You're 377 00:17:16.640 --> 00:17:21.240 not in a fucking oasis. Stories about like the fucking 378 00:17:21.359 --> 00:17:24.119 pretty like fairies and cool nights they were in, like 379 00:17:24.160 --> 00:17:29.400 the everything's gray. My Pussy's gray. My dick's gray gray. 380 00:17:32.599 --> 00:17:35.400 They want to hurt me, dude, pussy gray would actually 381 00:17:35.519 --> 00:17:38.640 really fuck with me. I think that would by dicking gray. 382 00:17:38.640 --> 00:17:41.119 Pussy at all could not talk. And then those guys though, 383 00:17:41.119 --> 00:17:43.000 but they had not talk. They had to roll. They 384 00:17:43.079 --> 00:17:44.960 rolled the dice. They had that or have had the lamb, 385 00:17:44.960 --> 00:17:46.400 and they had the sheep and they made it. They 386 00:17:46.440 --> 00:17:47.079 made the. 387 00:17:47.039 --> 00:17:49.480 Sheep were fast back then, so because they're all sick. 388 00:17:50.279 --> 00:17:52.119 All the guys were sick. So they were trying to 389 00:17:52.160 --> 00:17:54.000 catch the sheep and like because you know, they didn't 390 00:17:54.000 --> 00:17:56.240 have it. They had like one potato a month and 391 00:17:56.279 --> 00:17:57.160 that was their carbs. 392 00:17:57.519 --> 00:17:59.519 So they're like, you think they'd be better killers than 393 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:02.720 we are? Now, who those people? The people? Yeah? I 394 00:18:02.759 --> 00:18:04.839 think they they turn off the empathy more than we are. 395 00:18:04.839 --> 00:18:06.599 But they wouldn't be able to outpower. Oh they would. 396 00:18:06.720 --> 00:18:09.319 Yeah, so we can kick their asses just because they're 397 00:18:09.319 --> 00:18:12.400 so weak and small. But like they if they had 398 00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:15.279 the same weapons, they would have no problem destroying us. 399 00:18:15.200 --> 00:18:18.559 Because they like they could. Cause like Lyle always argues 400 00:18:18.559 --> 00:18:19.880 that he thinks, like, oh yeah, they eat like a 401 00:18:19.880 --> 00:18:21.440 potato and a half, I'd be able to kill and 402 00:18:21.480 --> 00:18:23.519 I'm like Lyle, I think physically you could kill one 403 00:18:23.519 --> 00:18:26.880 of them, but they fight to win in a way 404 00:18:26.920 --> 00:18:29.640 we don't fight to win, like and like we went 405 00:18:29.680 --> 00:18:31.720 to fucking Teachingiza and we found out that all of 406 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:35.240 the fucking Aztec warriors are like Lily's hype. I would 407 00:18:35.279 --> 00:18:37.799 beat the flaming I could like hit them three times 408 00:18:37.839 --> 00:18:40.640 and probably kill them. But they are harded, like when 409 00:18:40.640 --> 00:18:42.640 they're like, oh a new person comes here, we have 410 00:18:42.680 --> 00:18:45.160 to kill them, Gonna kill all of our families, yeah, 411 00:18:45.200 --> 00:18:48.599 and rape my dog and I have that strong, but 412 00:18:49.119 --> 00:18:51.599 they've been like crazy fast or strong. They're just they 413 00:18:51.799 --> 00:18:54.640 are just more willing to do what they need to 414 00:18:54.680 --> 00:18:56.559 do appost to us. We don't have that edge. Yeah, 415 00:18:56.559 --> 00:18:58.400 they would. They would eat your eyes out immediately. 416 00:18:58.599 --> 00:19:01.039 Yeah, they were going in my eyes and then you'd 417 00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:03.240 be swinging around and then they would just wait for 418 00:19:03.279 --> 00:19:05.240 you to pass out and then kill you the. 419 00:19:07.480 --> 00:19:10.839 Glass on it in the head three times. That I'd be. 420 00:19:10.799 --> 00:19:13.559 Gone, blow one of those fucking with those death whistles 421 00:19:13.920 --> 00:19:14.640 they love so much. 422 00:19:14.839 --> 00:19:17.400 Yeah, what have happened in that game? That? 423 00:19:17.559 --> 00:19:20.279 Uh, there's a bunch of you know, you know that 424 00:19:21.039 --> 00:19:24.799 the Elon musk Twitter types were complaining about you're like this, Uh, 425 00:19:24.839 --> 00:19:27.440 I can't remember if you're an astec or something or 426 00:19:27.519 --> 00:19:30.160 a Mayan and it was like an indie game where 427 00:19:30.160 --> 00:19:33.200 you're basically stealthy you're killing these conquistadors or something. 428 00:19:33.599 --> 00:19:34.480 I remember hearing about it. 429 00:19:34.559 --> 00:19:37.359 I remember these guys were like, oh, you know, you know, 430 00:19:37.480 --> 00:19:40.960 you know the magic. 431 00:19:41.279 --> 00:19:44.359 It must be so tiring to be like that's like 432 00:19:44.400 --> 00:19:46.119 being mad about like Resident Evil five. 433 00:19:46.200 --> 00:19:47.839 To me, it's it's like, shut the funk up. It's 434 00:19:47.839 --> 00:19:50.319 it's it's just I could see what we were getting 435 00:19:50.359 --> 00:19:52.039 mad about it. But also like it's a game. I 436 00:19:52.039 --> 00:19:52.680 can't see people. 437 00:19:53.200 --> 00:19:55.160 I can't well, I can see people get mad about 438 00:19:55.160 --> 00:19:57.759 it in in the sense that they're insane. Yeah, I know, 439 00:19:57.799 --> 00:19:59.519 there's a lot of insane people in this world. 440 00:19:59.640 --> 00:20:02.359 Like they into Spain, like they literally went to Spain first, 441 00:20:02.359 --> 00:20:04.920 Like they didn't just start there, they just be one thing. 442 00:20:04.920 --> 00:20:07.400 I'd be like, whoa, he was out of nowhere, but 443 00:20:07.480 --> 00:20:14.960 he went Leon shows up like hello pulmosas Uh. I 444 00:20:14.960 --> 00:20:17.599 was about to say French, but he's asking for like 445 00:20:17.920 --> 00:20:23.000 seen this girl, and then motherfuckers starts speaking Spanish like 446 00:20:23.000 --> 00:20:25.519 like nigga, you in my house and then he just 447 00:20:25.559 --> 00:20:31.279 blows him away. He just blows him away. Yeah, you're 448 00:20:31.279 --> 00:20:32.480 in my what are you doing in my home? 449 00:20:32.599 --> 00:20:38.039 But I'm like, the fuck he's resisting. I was like, yeah, 450 00:20:38.039 --> 00:20:39.960 he's like a hostile. Had to put him down at 451 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:43.400 to neutralize them something. I'm like, you walked into. 452 00:20:43.000 --> 00:20:44.279 His house in the village. 453 00:20:44.880 --> 00:20:48.559 In the original game, he just walks into the standards house, 454 00:20:49.119 --> 00:20:51.640 and there's obviously something wrong with the guy. 455 00:20:51.839 --> 00:20:54.400 Yeah, but it's also his house. It's his house, Like, 456 00:20:54.480 --> 00:20:55.519 he's not bothering anyone. 457 00:20:55.759 --> 00:20:59.319 He theoretically has complete right to get rid of you 458 00:20:59.359 --> 00:21:01.240 from to act hostile to you. 459 00:21:01.240 --> 00:21:04.799 Guys, you broke into his house. Remember it's different than 460 00:21:04.799 --> 00:21:08.119 a new one. Yeah, it's different. It's different. It's very different. 461 00:21:08.119 --> 00:21:11.920 It's very different in a way that like, uh, there 462 00:21:12.119 --> 00:21:16.680 is provocation in the new version versus I don't remember. 463 00:21:16.839 --> 00:21:18.680 Yeah, the new one is when he just walks in, 464 00:21:19.079 --> 00:21:21.880 he goes like, excuse me, and and he's like asking 465 00:21:21.960 --> 00:21:24.480 this guy he turns, he has his back turn to him, 466 00:21:24.599 --> 00:21:26.839 and then he turns and then there's obviously something wrong 467 00:21:26.839 --> 00:21:28.680 with him, and then he lunches at him and then. 468 00:21:28.680 --> 00:21:33.279 He just yeah, you have to fucking shoot him. It's 469 00:21:33.319 --> 00:21:35.200 the tutorials. It's it's basically the Troy. 470 00:21:35.240 --> 00:21:37.200 It's the very opening, like when you finally get to 471 00:21:37.279 --> 00:21:40.440 fight and yeah, he's completely. 472 00:21:40.119 --> 00:21:41.519 Leon's completely in the wrong in this. 473 00:21:41.960 --> 00:21:45.000 But it's just so funny in hindsight because you have 474 00:21:45.039 --> 00:21:47.079 to think about the developers knew this and they just 475 00:21:47.160 --> 00:21:47.880 laughed about it. 476 00:21:48.680 --> 00:21:52.160 Like, well, let's ever Zelda game to people to pick 477 00:21:52.200 --> 00:21:54.160 up their ship, you slam this on the floor, you 478 00:21:54.200 --> 00:21:57.559 take their money, like the money they were they got 479 00:21:57.559 --> 00:21:59.400 their rupees. 480 00:22:01.279 --> 00:22:03.960 I have to say that's always That's always been the 481 00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:08.640 part of RPGs to me that have never really landed, 482 00:22:09.960 --> 00:22:13.640 because the whole point of an RPG theoretically as a 483 00:22:13.680 --> 00:22:18.039 game is that this is, Oh, you're selling a real world, right, 484 00:22:18.119 --> 00:22:20.039 It's like, okay, these are characters you can interact with, 485 00:22:20.400 --> 00:22:21.440 and like you're selling. 486 00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:23.200 A world not exactly real, but I understand what you. 487 00:22:23.279 --> 00:22:25.279 But you're selling like the whole point is to make you, like, 488 00:22:25.359 --> 00:22:29.880 you know, believe more than it wants to make you 489 00:22:29.880 --> 00:22:31.680 believe you're in that world more than like, I don't know, 490 00:22:31.720 --> 00:22:33.960 a fucking devil may cry, you. 491 00:22:33.960 --> 00:22:35.319 Know what I mean? Well, think of it like this, right, 492 00:22:35.359 --> 00:22:36.480 and RPGs. 493 00:22:36.200 --> 00:22:37.920 But they don't nobody gives a ship that you're rummaging 494 00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:39.200 through all their ship and steal. 495 00:22:39.000 --> 00:22:42.240 Over breaking entry rules and RPGs. There's no like you 496 00:22:42.279 --> 00:22:45.480 can walk in people's someone. There wasn't Skyrim. I remember that. That 497 00:22:45.480 --> 00:22:46.359 was the thing about Skyrim. 498 00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:48.799 There's a lot of get because they would lock they 499 00:22:48.799 --> 00:22:50.960 would lock their doors at night and then you could 500 00:22:51.000 --> 00:22:51.400 bust in. 501 00:22:51.480 --> 00:22:54.920 And yeah, they would get angry if you get caught 502 00:22:54.920 --> 00:22:55.519 stealing their ship. 503 00:22:55.559 --> 00:22:57.119 Like it always shows the red you know, if it 504 00:22:57.119 --> 00:22:58.960 doesn't belong to you, right, it's its highlighted in red. 505 00:22:58.960 --> 00:23:00.799 So it's like, yeah, that's even that, Like they don't 506 00:23:00.839 --> 00:23:02.039 care that you're rummaging through it. 507 00:23:02.119 --> 00:23:03.799 Yeah, I mean they're like, let me see what's in 508 00:23:03.799 --> 00:23:05.319 your pocket. You look at it. 509 00:23:05.880 --> 00:23:08.359 If you could literally walk up to somebody look in 510 00:23:08.440 --> 00:23:11.960 their pockets in Skire him and they don't. 511 00:23:11.759 --> 00:23:14.039 Seem to care, right right, Yeah, you look at it, 512 00:23:14.160 --> 00:23:17.079 don't steal anything. It's fine. In balders Gate three, at 513 00:23:17.079 --> 00:23:18.799 the end of the game, you get there's like when 514 00:23:18.839 --> 00:23:21.000 you get to the city, there's this guy that has 515 00:23:21.039 --> 00:23:24.200 the most broken armors, the Arm of Agility, and like 516 00:23:24.200 --> 00:23:27.759 the stone Worker, I literally stole it from him. He 517 00:23:27.920 --> 00:23:31.279 said something and then I killed him instantly. I was 518 00:23:31.480 --> 00:23:34.039 entirely in the wrong situation, but I had control of 519 00:23:34.039 --> 00:23:35.119 the city by that, so I was like, what are 520 00:23:35.119 --> 00:23:38.519 you gonna do? You mad at me, I'll kill this, 521 00:23:38.559 --> 00:23:40.559 I'll kill your wife. Your wife get mad, I'll kill her. 522 00:23:40.759 --> 00:23:42.319 Do you just become a king at that point? Like 523 00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:44.039 by the end of all is yet? But in the 524 00:23:44.079 --> 00:23:47.000 balders Gate you destroy all of the mechs that would 525 00:23:47.039 --> 00:23:49.359 stop you from doing any bullshit, so you just go 526 00:23:49.400 --> 00:23:50.559 around doing bullshit. 527 00:23:51.240 --> 00:23:54.799 Yeah, that's always yeah, do that what I find really funny. 528 00:23:54.799 --> 00:23:58.759 And because you talk about role playing and uh, there 529 00:23:58.880 --> 00:24:02.240 is a this is so stupid to me that I 530 00:24:02.240 --> 00:24:06.559 feel like they should patch this where if you if 531 00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:08.519 you're able to now, to be fair, I did not 532 00:24:08.640 --> 00:24:09.359 do this on my own. 533 00:24:09.400 --> 00:24:12.240 I tried and I used a mads. 534 00:24:12.000 --> 00:24:16.480 To intervene, where you immediately the first time you meet 535 00:24:16.759 --> 00:24:19.880 fuck man it's been too long, the guy that he 536 00:24:20.039 --> 00:24:23.839 controls the city gartash well the first time he gortees. 537 00:24:23.960 --> 00:24:26.279 The first time you meet him, you can have a 538 00:24:26.319 --> 00:24:29.240 showdown with him immediately. But that is a bad fucking 539 00:24:29.319 --> 00:24:32.359 idea because you have all of those machines, you have 540 00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:37.880 a you have a Will's dad is there, which and 541 00:24:37.920 --> 00:24:39.720 here's the things I could. I try to beat it 542 00:24:39.759 --> 00:24:41.880 on my own. It's dude, it's you have to be 543 00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:47.599 it's basically doing alter nightmare or something. It's like you can't, Like, 544 00:24:47.680 --> 00:24:49.480 I'm sure there's some people that can figure it out. 545 00:24:49.640 --> 00:24:51.079 I'm not sad enough to do it. So then I 546 00:24:51.119 --> 00:24:53.160 just cheated because I want to see what happened. And 547 00:24:54.119 --> 00:24:57.720 so I you you can't. Even if you incapacitate Will's 548 00:24:57.720 --> 00:25:01.839 father forget his name, Baldon raven guard, thank you. Uh 549 00:25:01.839 --> 00:25:05.720 so you capacity incapacitate baldnig you don't kill him. You 550 00:25:05.759 --> 00:25:07.400 still technically kill him. It doesn't matter. 551 00:25:07.720 --> 00:25:12.000 He just he just and Will is still chilling with 552 00:25:12.039 --> 00:25:14.759 you if you do it in that way, he has 553 00:25:14.839 --> 00:25:18.880 nothing to say about you killing it. And I was 554 00:25:19.000 --> 00:25:22.720 like this, they gotta fix this, probably because maybe they're like, Okay, 555 00:25:22.799 --> 00:25:24.359 what are the odd there's probably gonna be zero point 556 00:25:24.359 --> 00:25:26.160 one percent of people that are gonna pull this off. 557 00:25:26.519 --> 00:25:29.440 They've got this so hard. There's bombs everywhere. There's a 558 00:25:29.480 --> 00:25:32.440 bunch of those giant fucking mech guards everyere. What they're called. 559 00:25:33.240 --> 00:25:36.880 Shitty, they're so they're so they're so tanky, and also 560 00:25:37.119 --> 00:25:40.319 they have their explosion damage when you like they're there's 561 00:25:40.359 --> 00:25:42.599 such a nightmare. There's bombs everywhere. You gotta deal with 562 00:25:42.640 --> 00:25:45.839 Gortash and a fucking raven guard. It's a fucking nightmare 563 00:25:45.880 --> 00:25:46.440 of the scenario. 564 00:25:46.519 --> 00:25:48.839 It's so broken that literally the only time when you're 565 00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:51.880 supposed to fight them, you fight two when it sucks. Yeah, 566 00:25:52.000 --> 00:25:54.400 so suh me. And you can't pick up their sword. 567 00:25:54.440 --> 00:25:55.680 I wish you could have picked up their sword and 568 00:25:55.759 --> 00:25:57.279 used it, but you can't. 569 00:25:57.319 --> 00:26:00.519 Can't you you can collect they're parts of them, and 570 00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:01.519 then you just can't use it. 571 00:26:01.599 --> 00:26:04.279 I was like, this, stupid, what's the fucking point? What 572 00:26:04.359 --> 00:26:05.920 is the point? Tried so hard to use the sword. 573 00:26:05.920 --> 00:26:07.039 I was like, I want to pick up their sword 574 00:26:07.079 --> 00:26:08.759 and hurt them with it, but you can't. You can't 575 00:26:08.799 --> 00:26:10.200 do it. I could even when I was giant with 576 00:26:10.279 --> 00:26:10.920 car like, I still could. 577 00:26:11.039 --> 00:26:12.640 Yeah, even if you even if you even if you 578 00:26:12.680 --> 00:26:14.160 funk around with the game, I was like, I couldn't 579 00:26:14.200 --> 00:26:14.359 do it. 580 00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:15.839 I was like, all right it, Oh you know how 581 00:26:15.839 --> 00:26:16.880 you know how? You want to know how? 582 00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:19.200 Uh how the best way to cheat in that game 583 00:26:19.279 --> 00:26:21.279 is I might have mentioned this on episode before. I 584 00:26:21.279 --> 00:26:26.599 don't know, but you literally can always you never until 585 00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:29.160 you're ready. You can just take as many turns as 586 00:26:29.160 --> 00:26:33.440 you want. It's so funny. You can set up things 587 00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:36.720 in the most retarded way and then like the next time, 588 00:26:36.720 --> 00:26:39.480 you're okay, okay, now my team, now let it cycle, 589 00:26:39.599 --> 00:26:41.480 and like it's you can set it up on the 590 00:26:41.480 --> 00:26:43.319 way that it's just so funny to watch the rest 591 00:26:43.319 --> 00:26:46.559 of the thing unravel because you've you've essentially you're like 592 00:26:46.599 --> 00:26:50.279 the flat You're like quicksilver and uh and like you've 593 00:26:50.319 --> 00:26:51.440 completed so funny. 594 00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:54.799 Well, speaking of games, have you got have you played 595 00:26:54.799 --> 00:26:58.599 any of Blackmith Wukan? Yeah, so the last time we talked, 596 00:26:58.640 --> 00:27:00.160 I think you were you would set it up up 597 00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:03.279 after hours of trying to like load up drivers or whatever. 598 00:27:04.680 --> 00:27:07.960 Yeah, Black Myth, I was gonna. I couldn't. I was 599 00:27:08.119 --> 00:27:10.480 saying black Man will come, so I wanted to, so 600 00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:11.160 I couldn't. 601 00:27:11.319 --> 00:27:13.279 I went through the I went through the last episode 602 00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:15.000 so much to be like what the fuck can I 603 00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:15.880 call this episode? 604 00:27:16.119 --> 00:27:18.279 Yeah, because there was just it was sometimes there's no 605 00:27:18.319 --> 00:27:20.759 way to I kept I wasted so. 606 00:27:20.759 --> 00:27:22.839 Much time and I was like fuck it. We did 607 00:27:22.839 --> 00:27:25.680 have a little segment on Black Myth. I was just 608 00:27:25.839 --> 00:27:27.599 we didn't even talk like this is how I was 609 00:27:27.640 --> 00:27:29.400 grasping it. So we didn't even talk about it being 610 00:27:29.440 --> 00:27:31.720 game of the year. But just because of the reviews 611 00:27:31.720 --> 00:27:33.759 and how glowing it was, I'm the game of the year. 612 00:27:33.880 --> 00:27:36.319 It's almost clickbait, but it's not. We talk about it. 613 00:27:36.359 --> 00:27:39.960 We do yet but anyway, so yeah, I have that game. 614 00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:42.519 I think it's people. When people were talking about it, 615 00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:44.920 I put game of the year question mark because I'm like, 616 00:27:44.920 --> 00:27:47.359 as of right now, people were like, oh, well, what 617 00:27:47.359 --> 00:27:49.720 what is what has been bigger at this point? 618 00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:52.680 And uh, it's definitely the biggest game. 619 00:27:54.079 --> 00:27:56.359 Yeah that's that was like a fart in the wind 620 00:27:56.359 --> 00:27:58.960 as far as like people talking about it really unfortunately 621 00:27:58.960 --> 00:28:01.359 I heard it inself right well too, actually didn't have 622 00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:02.799 the best sales I didn't know about. 623 00:28:04.359 --> 00:28:07.640 Yeah, I mean it sold less than remake, but remakes 624 00:28:07.680 --> 00:28:10.359 sold on a lot. And the issue is like the 625 00:28:10.440 --> 00:28:12.119 way the issue with Final Fantasy seven is like, Okay, 626 00:28:12.119 --> 00:28:14.759 this is Final Fantasy seven. So it's so people who 627 00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:18.960 don't know it are gonna be like, wow, professional this guy, 628 00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:21.000 these little ringtones going off? 629 00:28:21.920 --> 00:28:24.519 What was it the gay police calling you? I need 630 00:28:24.559 --> 00:28:29.839 to take my supplements? That was your supplement alarmments. What 631 00:28:29.880 --> 00:28:32.440 supplements do you take? What the was that song even taking? 632 00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:36.319 Like was like calcium you have like a daily vitamin? Ye? 633 00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:39.960 What song was that? Which was the joy? 634 00:28:40.000 --> 00:28:43.160 Bad songs like arap, I'm gonna go see Nary two 635 00:28:43.160 --> 00:28:44.640 thousand and I'm so jealous. 636 00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:47.720 Don't tell me that I'm fucking stone you seeing him? 637 00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:51.200 I think a couple of days before the San Diego show, 638 00:28:51.480 --> 00:28:57.240 actual bitch, how much were they like that's the one eighty, 639 00:28:58.119 --> 00:28:59.680 that's great, that's not too bad. I thought it was 640 00:28:59.680 --> 00:29:00.559 gonna be more than that. 641 00:29:00.920 --> 00:29:03.160 Yeah, we saw them, was like, that's pretty good. It's 642 00:29:03.200 --> 00:29:09.480 not bad. Uh, it's Jalen and Gabby and I think, Paul, 643 00:29:09.799 --> 00:29:10.519 that's so dope. 644 00:29:10.640 --> 00:29:12.839 Have fun, it's gonna be cool. Yeah, what didn't Why 645 00:29:12.839 --> 00:29:16.440 didn't you? What what happened to you? They didn't tell you? 646 00:29:16.519 --> 00:29:17.440 It was it was a snap. 647 00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:20.160 We were all we were drunk and we were like 648 00:29:20.400 --> 00:29:22.319 and Jalen was like, hey, there's tickets, and I was 649 00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:25.160 like yeah, and that's that's kind of when that's kind 650 00:29:25.160 --> 00:29:27.559 of like when they are that's when the decision was made. 651 00:29:27.720 --> 00:29:29.640 I don't think there was much planning. Hope. He plays 652 00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:32.480 Hey off for an hour. It's just it's just the 653 00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:33.319 all right, all right, all. 654 00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:37.039 Right, all right, all right party peoples look. 655 00:29:36.960 --> 00:29:39.799 Around to that part. They'd be there for like an hour. 656 00:29:39.920 --> 00:29:43.519 Like maybe just this motherfucker's looping it on a machine. 657 00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:50.279 He's just sitting down in a chair, filing his nails. 658 00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:52.359 Doesn't playing the MP the dot w A v of Hey, hey, uh, 659 00:29:52.799 --> 00:29:57.839 sitting in it on a stool, filing his nails, whistling. 660 00:29:57.400 --> 00:30:01.160 Dixie beautifully like just in he gets his technician to 661 00:30:01.160 --> 00:30:03.240 come in and stuff like that and really work on him. 662 00:30:03.240 --> 00:30:05.359 You're like, wow, that was a really nice nail. 663 00:30:05.799 --> 00:30:12.720 Goddamn man, I would I would almost I'd be mad, 664 00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:15.079 but at the same time, like that was so outrageous. 665 00:30:15.119 --> 00:30:18.799 I actually I kinda that was an experience, you know 666 00:30:18.839 --> 00:30:19.200 what I mean. 667 00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:25.720 There's no way because you wouldn't leave because you'd be wondering, like, 668 00:30:25.799 --> 00:30:28.359 all right, well if I leave, then the real show 669 00:30:28.400 --> 00:30:29.160 is going to start. 670 00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:31.319 So you just have a lot of captive people. 671 00:30:33.279 --> 00:30:37.079 Oh my god, Oh you're talking about fantasy and oh 672 00:30:37.160 --> 00:30:39.319 yeah black yeah, but yeah, I was I was gonna 673 00:30:39.319 --> 00:30:39.559 say that. 674 00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:42.200 Oh so you haven't tried to Oh good, it's. 675 00:30:42.079 --> 00:30:44.160 The seventh final. It's the seventh Final Fantasy Game. So 676 00:30:44.200 --> 00:30:46.039 people who aren't familiars like, oh, it's the seventh one, 677 00:30:46.039 --> 00:30:49.200 and then it's a remake Part two, So it's there's 678 00:30:49.200 --> 00:30:51.160 already kind of like barriers in front of people who like, 679 00:30:51.160 --> 00:30:52.960 you're not going to start with Rebirth, you know what 680 00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:55.480 I mean. Anybody who's going to play Rebirth has played 681 00:30:55.519 --> 00:30:58.480 remake and you're never going to get more than that, 682 00:30:59.079 --> 00:31:03.200 so logic you're going to get less. So I don't know, 683 00:31:03.240 --> 00:31:05.079 it's it's it's a tricky situation with them, but I 684 00:31:05.079 --> 00:31:07.200 think it's still sold pretty well. It's just not it's 685 00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:08.359 not the same. 686 00:31:09.720 --> 00:31:10.160 That's the thing. 687 00:31:10.160 --> 00:31:13.400 I'm kind of having a I'm blanking on big releases 688 00:31:14.079 --> 00:31:15.759 right now. I'm trying to think of something I was 689 00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:17.759 like out this year, right, and so it was Gears 690 00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:19.680 is what are you talking about your years? 691 00:31:19.720 --> 00:31:20.960 What the hell you're talking about. 692 00:31:21.039 --> 00:31:23.799 Gears coming out this year? Because I would have I 693 00:31:23.799 --> 00:31:27.799 would have on my wish list. Yeah, Gears is years away. 694 00:31:27.920 --> 00:31:29.480 I don't have. I don't have no shot. Years is 695 00:31:29.519 --> 00:31:30.720 coming this year, you know? And then I know it's 696 00:31:30.759 --> 00:31:33.000 coming out now? Well not now, you know what I mean? 697 00:31:33.000 --> 00:31:38.279 This year the Veil Guard. I'm gonna fucking play it, 698 00:31:39.240 --> 00:31:42.119 Like I'm still I'm lied to myself. When I was 699 00:31:42.160 --> 00:31:43.720 like I'm not gonna play it, I was like, I'm 700 00:31:43.720 --> 00:31:44.880 gonna get this game. I don't know. 701 00:31:45.039 --> 00:31:49.079 You have little fucking power, people. 702 00:31:50.519 --> 00:31:52.480 Are do you lie to yours? So why because I 703 00:31:52.519 --> 00:31:54.119 was like, oh, it looks really bad and then do 704 00:31:54.119 --> 00:31:57.119 you want to seem cool? No? No, no, no, no, no 705 00:31:57.119 --> 00:31:59.039 no no. All it was is that it had one 706 00:31:59.119 --> 00:32:01.079 really bad year. It's like I can't and it had 707 00:32:01.160 --> 00:32:03.799 one half trailer that was. 708 00:32:03.799 --> 00:32:08.279 Like it was just enough. It was just enough to 709 00:32:08.319 --> 00:32:09.920 get except I get it. Yeah, it was weird. 710 00:32:09.960 --> 00:32:12.880 We're anyone who was excited about the game is still 711 00:32:12.920 --> 00:32:17.799 scratching their head like, are you this was this by design? 712 00:32:18.319 --> 00:32:19.759 Did you want to upset people? 713 00:32:19.799 --> 00:32:23.119 Because you did a very good job because the recent 714 00:32:23.119 --> 00:32:24.799 one that they dropped it, I'm like that looks way 715 00:32:24.839 --> 00:32:28.680 more serviceable, but still one of the biggest parts of 716 00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:30.880 uh because like they would show oh Morgan's back. We 717 00:32:30.920 --> 00:32:33.559 talked about that, like they did things that I'm like, 718 00:32:35.000 --> 00:32:39.559 I want to fire their marketing person because reason so, 719 00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:42.880 for no reason, if you gave me a taste of like, 720 00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:47.400 oh if Morgan's back, there's a big they're they're yeah, 721 00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:52.240 so to me, the biggest problem because look at Dragon Agemuisition, Inquisition, Uh, 722 00:32:52.400 --> 00:32:56.119 anyone who's a diehard Origins fan. It was already too 723 00:32:56.160 --> 00:33:00.440 different even from two. So they've been upset since or right, 724 00:33:00.519 --> 00:33:03.640 they were upset me. I I tolerated too. I thought 725 00:33:03.640 --> 00:33:08.200 it was fine. Uh, Inquisition. I liked Inquisition better just 726 00:33:08.240 --> 00:33:11.200 because it's there was more ship to do. Like two 727 00:33:11.359 --> 00:33:12.960 was a little bit too confined just to the state 728 00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:17.319 of kirk Kirkwall, but like it just felt the Inquisition 729 00:33:17.359 --> 00:33:18.359 felt a little more fleshed out. 730 00:33:18.359 --> 00:33:18.720 I liked that. 731 00:33:18.799 --> 00:33:20.960 I there, they did some good things. There was the 732 00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:24.039 obvious fucking the you know, the what do you. 733 00:33:24.000 --> 00:33:27.160 Call it, the the all the black people showing up. 734 00:33:27.279 --> 00:33:30.839 Well that I love that people hate. I was like, yeah, 735 00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:32.960 I wasn't mad at that at all. I wasn't mad 736 00:33:33.000 --> 00:33:34.599 at all. I just thought it was funny. I thought 737 00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:35.480 it was hilarious that like. 738 00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:35.839 They just. 739 00:33:37.400 --> 00:33:42.240 Like it's kind of likes and elves, black dwarves and elves. 740 00:33:42.240 --> 00:33:44.119 I don't give a ship, but I know, just like 741 00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:46.480 when people are talking about fucking Lord of the Rings, 742 00:33:46.480 --> 00:33:47.839 they were so mad about that ship. 743 00:33:48.359 --> 00:33:50.279 They were yeah, I think a lot of that. 744 00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:52.039 I think, yeah, a lot of that stuff is like 745 00:33:52.079 --> 00:33:56.359 silly to get, but there is dude, I love I 746 00:33:56.400 --> 00:33:58.079 think we talked about this on the show for a bit. 747 00:34:00.200 --> 00:34:03.119 The Harry Potter Game, Oh yeah, it's so insane. 748 00:34:03.319 --> 00:34:08.000 So game takes place like hundreds of years or like 749 00:34:08.039 --> 00:34:10.960 maybe one hundreds of years, about a hundred years before 750 00:34:11.079 --> 00:34:14.519 Harry Potter, the most diverse thing in the world, like 751 00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:19.800 the most diverse school, uh demographic you've ever seen. And 752 00:34:19.880 --> 00:34:23.519 then by the time that Harry Potter starts, there's all white, 753 00:34:23.639 --> 00:34:25.000 there's black. 754 00:34:24.840 --> 00:34:27.400 People, which kind of tracks with the jk Rowling, with 755 00:34:27.440 --> 00:34:31.159 the way that she headed what has happened. It is funny. 756 00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:33.840 It is just it's funny that that's real and the 757 00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:36.320 like if I was I don't know, if I was 758 00:34:36.360 --> 00:34:38.440 at the studio, I probably would have been like, I 759 00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:40.800 actually don't know what the right thing to do here, right, 760 00:34:41.079 --> 00:34:44.039 because I actually feel like we probably should keep it 761 00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:44.960 kind of white. 762 00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:49.199 Otherwise it fucks the movies, you know all the The 763 00:34:49.280 --> 00:34:51.039 thing I find with Harry Potter is so crazy is 764 00:34:51.079 --> 00:34:52.880 that they have the magic to help a lot of 765 00:34:53.000 --> 00:34:55.719 the world, and they just really don't put me in 766 00:34:55.960 --> 00:34:58.880 because they have they have literal like almighty magic and 767 00:34:59.199 --> 00:35:01.920 oh yeah, what like things like that fall apart so 768 00:35:02.119 --> 00:35:05.440 immediately for me, where it's like this is so absolutely stupid, 769 00:35:05.960 --> 00:35:08.760 attracts a little bit. I don't Americans medics were crazy 770 00:35:08.760 --> 00:35:11.760 also to act like legitimately they're scared to do this magic. 771 00:35:11.920 --> 00:35:14.000 But the thing too about that stuff is like I 772 00:35:14.119 --> 00:35:17.519 think I don't think it falling apart the more you 773 00:35:17.559 --> 00:35:20.920 think about it is necessarily a problem because I actually 774 00:35:21.039 --> 00:35:23.960 think a lot of stories aren't meant to be deeper 775 00:35:24.039 --> 00:35:29.559 than they are. Like that's very like like I think 776 00:35:29.599 --> 00:35:31.760 about like a series of unfortunate events, you know what 777 00:35:31.800 --> 00:35:33.360 I mean, where it's just like those are I love 778 00:35:33.400 --> 00:35:37.400 those books, but like I've not thought about them for 779 00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:39.599 more than like you know, I've never thought about them 780 00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:41.440 deeper than like what they actually haven't thought about the 781 00:35:41.519 --> 00:35:44.760 world of a series of events because like that's so pointless, 782 00:35:45.079 --> 00:35:45.719 you know, So you're. 783 00:35:45.559 --> 00:35:48.159 Supposed to say things are face value lots of times obviously, yeah, 784 00:35:48.239 --> 00:35:50.320 like not go deeper than what it is, Like it's 785 00:35:50.360 --> 00:35:52.039 hard not to with the way the world is now. 786 00:35:52.119 --> 00:35:54.000 And it's like, oh, like why didn't they do this? 787 00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:57.320 Like it's every every YouTuber is like, oh, yeah, the 788 00:35:57.400 --> 00:36:00.639 reason why the reason why Spider Man to shoot webs 789 00:36:00.639 --> 00:36:02.280 does not make any sense in a context in the 790 00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:05.480 real world, And it's like, well, yeah, yes, obviously, how 791 00:36:05.480 --> 00:36:07.920 are you gonna have threads out? Are twice steel? That's 792 00:36:07.960 --> 00:36:10.960 I get it. But like, also, but he got a 793 00:36:11.000 --> 00:36:14.000 bunch of dicks. Yeah, but I don't know. 794 00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:16.239 Yeah, Dragon Age looks like I don't know, it looks 795 00:36:16.239 --> 00:36:18.440 like it's I think I might check it out. It's 796 00:36:18.519 --> 00:36:21.039 kind of a it's not really a slow year. It's 797 00:36:21.039 --> 00:36:23.039 just a slow yer as far as like big. 798 00:36:23.119 --> 00:36:27.920 Big, Yeah, there's a lot of smaller fucking Dragon's Dogma 799 00:36:28.000 --> 00:36:30.719 two came out, but again that's not. 800 00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:33.760 Right. A lot of people. 801 00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:35.800 First of all, they didn't even play the first one, 802 00:36:36.360 --> 00:36:39.800 so like it was really good, though I think you 803 00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:41.039 still haven't played it yet. 804 00:36:41.119 --> 00:36:44.320 I'm going to now because I'm no I did good well. 805 00:36:44.320 --> 00:36:45.760 First of all, because since I wasn't gonna play it, 806 00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:47.800 there's no way I'm gonna set what a five seventy 807 00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:49.119 dollars and not play it, you know what I mean? 808 00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:50.840 Because my whole thing was like, Okay, let me wait 809 00:36:50.920 --> 00:36:53.800 for it to be on sale. I try to wait 810 00:36:53.880 --> 00:36:55.360 until it goes down as far as it's gonna go, 811 00:36:56.360 --> 00:36:58.559 I'm not sure what's gonna happen with that. I was 812 00:36:58.599 --> 00:37:01.039 trying to do the same thing with Starfield. Starfield, though, 813 00:37:01.119 --> 00:37:05.159 hasn't gone under forty something dollars, at least as far 814 00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:05.719 as I've seen. 815 00:37:06.840 --> 00:37:08.719 Yeah, wait, there's gonna be like expansions. 816 00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:10.960 Yeah, I'm looking, I'm wait, I'm like wait, I'm like, 817 00:37:11.360 --> 00:37:13.360 just I'll buy for thirty dollars, just like I bought 818 00:37:13.400 --> 00:37:16.039 a Cyberpunk wouldn't go under thirty dollars no matter what, 819 00:37:16.159 --> 00:37:18.440 unless if you played it on the gog launcher, then 820 00:37:18.480 --> 00:37:19.000 you can get the. 821 00:37:19.400 --> 00:37:21.679 Why the fuck you didn't turn off? You didn't put 822 00:37:21.719 --> 00:37:24.480 on silent? I thought I did. No, I saw you 823 00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:26.679 check your noticeable to. 824 00:37:27.280 --> 00:37:31.039 The petus explosive taper and had his petus exploded immediately. 825 00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:36.960 Immediately. Uh yeah, so what else? Uh? Him saying then 826 00:37:37.039 --> 00:37:39.400 where the class is kind of being fine with him? Yeah, 827 00:37:39.599 --> 00:37:44.400 whatever he's he's on the right is totally fine blackman. 828 00:37:44.519 --> 00:37:46.719 Yeah, Oh sorry, Well, I was gonna say start like, yeah, 829 00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:49.280 I wait for you know. What's crazy about STARVI was 830 00:37:49.280 --> 00:37:51.480 like I installed it again because like, there's I think 831 00:37:51.760 --> 00:37:54.199 an expansion coming out super soon, and I was like, oh, yeah, whatever, 832 00:37:54.239 --> 00:37:56.280 I like that game is, I'll check it out. And 833 00:37:56.360 --> 00:37:57.760 they added like a car to it. They added a 834 00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:00.760 makeup basically, oh like planets. I'm like, I got to 835 00:38:00.760 --> 00:38:03.239 see how this goes. I fucked around with it for 836 00:38:03.360 --> 00:38:08.360 like thirty minutes, and I wound up spending like seven 837 00:38:08.440 --> 00:38:12.440 hours going on fucking random quests and ship and I'm like, God, 838 00:38:12.519 --> 00:38:15.920 damn it. I shouldn't have done this because I'm already 839 00:38:15.920 --> 00:38:18.920 playing too much right now. So the makeo thing was good. 840 00:38:18.960 --> 00:38:22.000 The thing, I mean, it's it's better than the makeo 841 00:38:22.119 --> 00:38:24.039 for sure, but it is. It's got that jank to 842 00:38:24.199 --> 00:38:24.679 it for sure. 843 00:38:25.639 --> 00:38:27.400 Was so fine, but I only don't Oh you didn't know, 844 00:38:27.760 --> 00:38:29.920 you don't understand it. You had the original. I didn't 845 00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:30.599 do it with the original one. 846 00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:33.159 The yeah, the one in Starfield is more like the 847 00:38:33.199 --> 00:38:34.840 new makeup where it's like, this is fine. 848 00:38:34.880 --> 00:38:37.159 There's still some issues with it, but Jesus Christ, the 849 00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:38.519 old one was fucking hilarious. 850 00:38:38.719 --> 00:38:40.960 Yeah, the old one was hilarious. It was uh. 851 00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:42.800 Then they try to fix it with They had the 852 00:38:42.960 --> 00:38:45.519 I think it was called the Hammerhead, and that thing 853 00:38:45.679 --> 00:38:49.559 is one thousand percent it's just it's not even it's 854 00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:51.360 like it's so different that it kind of bummed me 855 00:38:51.400 --> 00:38:54.639 out a little bit actually, because I was like, oh, 856 00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:56.119 this is just like a I don't. It almost feels 857 00:38:56.119 --> 00:38:57.559 like you're on a roller coaster now. It's just so 858 00:38:57.920 --> 00:39:01.679 smooth and hovery and not like some dumb terrain like 859 00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:05.239 all terrain fucking bullshit, you know it says all terrain, but. 860 00:39:05.440 --> 00:39:09.239 It's yeah, yeah, I will say that the one in 861 00:39:09.320 --> 00:39:11.840 Starfield is more alternate, like even if you flip over it, 862 00:39:11.880 --> 00:39:13.480 it's pretty easy to unflip and all that stuff. 863 00:39:13.599 --> 00:39:16.239 So it's it's cool. I like that game. It's got 864 00:39:16.239 --> 00:39:16.920 a lot of problems with it. 865 00:39:17.239 --> 00:39:22.119 But Black Myth people tap dancing upstairs, nice blackmith Wu Kang. 866 00:39:22.559 --> 00:39:25.760 I put about six hours in so far. 867 00:39:26.320 --> 00:39:30.519 I put about just as much, but I've been I 868 00:39:30.639 --> 00:39:35.079 will say, a lot easier than any Soul's game that 869 00:39:35.159 --> 00:39:37.119 I played. How do you feel about that? I have 870 00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:39.519 problems with like a couple of bosses. 871 00:39:39.239 --> 00:39:43.920 But it's I don't it's definitely easier. But I had 872 00:39:43.920 --> 00:39:48.920 a harder time with it because there's no blocking. It's 873 00:39:49.119 --> 00:39:50.880 there's no block, so you have to dodge everything, and 874 00:39:50.920 --> 00:39:52.880 the dodge is kind of awkward. It's like I don't 875 00:39:52.880 --> 00:39:54.239 know how to describe it, but like I don't know, 876 00:39:55.119 --> 00:39:56.519 I can't get a feel for the Dodge part. 877 00:39:56.639 --> 00:40:00.320 Yet I feel like it's so easy, like like it does. 878 00:40:00.559 --> 00:40:02.119 I feel like there are so many times that I 879 00:40:02.159 --> 00:40:04.480 should obviously have been hit and then I'll get these 880 00:40:04.519 --> 00:40:07.159 perfect Dodges and I'm like, what the hell is going on? 881 00:40:07.519 --> 00:40:10.920 Like there have been times where like I was fighting, uh, 882 00:40:11.800 --> 00:40:14.239 I think I was fighting this giant rat dude and 883 00:40:14.920 --> 00:40:15.360 his dad. 884 00:40:15.920 --> 00:40:19.159 Oh yeah, that's the part that I'm at right now, Okay, Yeah, 885 00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:19.920 And like there are. 886 00:40:19.920 --> 00:40:22.800 Times where I'm like, I am I swear, I'm sure 887 00:40:22.800 --> 00:40:24.639 I should have been like hit like a few and 888 00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:25.800 I'm getting these perfect dogs. 889 00:40:25.840 --> 00:40:27.639 Did you upgrade your dodge early? Absolutely? 890 00:40:28.400 --> 00:40:30.599 Because to me, like the first frame one, well, because 891 00:40:30.639 --> 00:40:32.800 to me, I'm like, I'm not a Dodge. I've been 892 00:40:32.840 --> 00:40:35.760 playing elderly forever. Oh and then I was like, oh wait, 893 00:40:35.880 --> 00:40:38.559 it's kind of weird. There's that fight with the bear 894 00:40:38.639 --> 00:40:41.719 that turns into like a fucking cloud of fire. Yeah yeah, 895 00:40:41.719 --> 00:40:44.440 and I'm like where the fuck I couldn't get it 896 00:40:44.559 --> 00:40:46.400 because like I couldn't tell like how far away he 897 00:40:46.559 --> 00:40:48.800 was for me, it was like weird, like I was. 898 00:40:49.280 --> 00:40:51.000 There's a learning carve to it, but it's not harder 899 00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:52.239 than Soul's game. 900 00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:52.559 Yeah. 901 00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:54.920 What made it easier for me is first of all, yeah, 902 00:40:54.960 --> 00:40:57.960 getting all of mine the freeest time is cool, which 903 00:40:58.239 --> 00:40:59.760 to me, I just it. 904 00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:01.920 The cool down needs to be way lower for me. 905 00:41:02.000 --> 00:41:02.360 I wish. 906 00:41:02.519 --> 00:41:04.920 It's such a nice little thing. And then there's a 907 00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:08.440 Perry mechanic where so there's a Perry one now which 908 00:41:08.840 --> 00:41:11.920 so you you'll unlock it, I think, and the Perry 909 00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:14.719 mechanic where you do it turn into like a stone essentially, 910 00:41:14.880 --> 00:41:17.519 and then it basically it has a cool down which 911 00:41:17.760 --> 00:41:18.280 annoys me. 912 00:41:18.400 --> 00:41:20.239 So you can only use it. It's a small cool down, 913 00:41:20.320 --> 00:41:21.400 but it's. 914 00:41:21.320 --> 00:41:24.360 So so that's essentially you're blocking mechanic in a way, 915 00:41:24.519 --> 00:41:28.000 like you you'll you'll so you what are r T 916 00:41:28.320 --> 00:41:30.960 and then you press y and you will it'll that's 917 00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:32.719 where it goes first if you if that's the next 918 00:41:32.760 --> 00:41:35.800 thing you select, and that thing works pretty well. But 919 00:41:36.000 --> 00:41:37.960 the dodging, when you upgrade your dodging, you do those 920 00:41:38.039 --> 00:41:40.199 crazy ass flips. You'll do like a three flipping thing 921 00:41:40.760 --> 00:41:43.159 and it's really uh, it's very easy to get out 922 00:41:43.159 --> 00:41:45.960 of the way, and the cool thing is you're thrusting 923 00:41:46.320 --> 00:41:51.239 pole stance. When once I started upgrading that, I was like, oh, 924 00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:52.320 it's it's over. 925 00:41:52.920 --> 00:41:53.960 It's so it is. 926 00:41:54.079 --> 00:41:58.159 So there's this one, the charge you know how you 927 00:41:58.320 --> 00:42:01.480 what are those things called, like the those little circles 928 00:42:01.559 --> 00:42:03.159 in that you can only you can do these charge 929 00:42:03.159 --> 00:42:05.400 attacks like with your heart. Yeah, I don't know, but 930 00:42:05.480 --> 00:42:07.119 it like takes you can only do it so many 931 00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:09.519 times and you have to fill it back up. Those 932 00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:12.119 things are so fucking powerful. So if you upgrade your 933 00:42:12.239 --> 00:42:16.159 your staff the thrusting one, you upgrade that shit and 934 00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:19.679 then you charge it, it'll stagger like any boss and 935 00:42:19.800 --> 00:42:21.800 it takes a huge chunk and some of them will 936 00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:24.559 like fall down. And so if you get like two 937 00:42:24.679 --> 00:42:26.239 of those, you can have like you can charge up 938 00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:28.880 uh one, it'll do the stagger and you can take 939 00:42:28.960 --> 00:42:31.920 like a chunk. So it's it's way easier in a 940 00:42:31.960 --> 00:42:33.159 way that like I don't have to you know on 941 00:42:33.239 --> 00:42:35.320 dark souls you have to like say buff this and 942 00:42:35.440 --> 00:42:37.440 do that if you want to take that significant amount 943 00:42:37.440 --> 00:42:40.519 of damage or trigger like a bleeding thing. It usually 944 00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:42.800 takes a while to build up this thing. I can 945 00:42:42.920 --> 00:42:45.400 kick a boss's ass is pretty quick without really trying 946 00:42:45.519 --> 00:42:47.440 very hard, because I'm not that far into the game 947 00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:51.360 and I've only had like what, I'm still using the 948 00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:54.199 same the first set that you get that gives you 949 00:42:54.280 --> 00:42:57.519 that charge that attack at bonus, if you run for 950 00:42:57.639 --> 00:42:59.239 like two seconds, the ends of your. 951 00:42:59.159 --> 00:42:59.840 Staff will blow. 952 00:43:00.320 --> 00:43:01.920 Like, so if you just wear four pieces of that 953 00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:04.239 one set, it gives you a nice attack bonus. I 954 00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:06.320 haven't switched to the other ones because that just seems 955 00:43:06.480 --> 00:43:08.679 it makes you faster, You run faster, and it gives 956 00:43:08.719 --> 00:43:10.800 you more attack. And I'm like and I'm looking at 957 00:43:10.840 --> 00:43:13.039 everything else, and I'm like, these aren't nearly as Okay, 958 00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:16.119 you have more defense, but if you can run faster 959 00:43:16.679 --> 00:43:18.519 and you can have a little bit more of attack advantage, 960 00:43:18.519 --> 00:43:19.760 why would I ever want to wear anything else? 961 00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:21.320 Look, all the things look way cooler. 962 00:43:21.719 --> 00:43:23.519 Like I was like, oh man, this this gear looks 963 00:43:23.559 --> 00:43:25.599 fucking sick, but it's not nearly as cool as the 964 00:43:25.800 --> 00:43:28.199 first set that you get. So I'm like in that, 965 00:43:28.440 --> 00:43:31.079 I hate when that happens because sometimes I'm more like 966 00:43:31.719 --> 00:43:33.800 I'm stupid in that where I'm like en role playing, 967 00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:35.280 where I want to wear something that looks cooler than 968 00:43:35.519 --> 00:43:35.760 me too. 969 00:43:35.840 --> 00:43:39.800 Yeah, I've been infusing the same Destiny armor for the 970 00:43:39.920 --> 00:43:43.719 last five years because I just this is exactly what 971 00:43:43.800 --> 00:43:45.119 I want to look like, that's what I need. 972 00:43:45.320 --> 00:43:47.119 There's way better armor, I'm sure. 973 00:43:47.119 --> 00:43:50.119 There is, but like, could you please one thing that 974 00:43:50.239 --> 00:43:54.920 looks man, I'll give high praise to Assassin's Creed Odyssey, 975 00:43:55.519 --> 00:44:00.480 where you can put on whatever you want cosmetically and 976 00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:02.400 then you can put on the armor that you want 977 00:44:02.440 --> 00:44:08.159 to use to Actually. Yes, absolutely, that ship is fucking amazing. 978 00:44:08.199 --> 00:44:12.000 I'm like cosmetic armor and so now it looks like 979 00:44:12.039 --> 00:44:13.920 a badass, but also have the best fucking gear on. 980 00:44:14.159 --> 00:44:16.360 And there's no reason to not do it. It's not 981 00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:20.000 even like a hard mechanic to to trigger. There needs 982 00:44:20.000 --> 00:44:23.400 to be more monkeying around in that game, more genuine 983 00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:27.079 monkey bullshit, flinging poop at people. You'll be able to 984 00:44:27.440 --> 00:44:30.480 pick your fucking staff up and like savage, like no finesse, 985 00:44:30.559 --> 00:44:35.199 and like hitting somebody with it somebody, Ye, monkey. 986 00:44:35.000 --> 00:44:36.719 Race, I will say, as like as far as like 987 00:44:36.800 --> 00:44:41.800 a game about a monkey man, like it's weird how 988 00:44:41.880 --> 00:44:46.920 much he can't get over, like how much he can't climb. Yeah, 989 00:44:47.599 --> 00:44:49.159 because like an elean ring, I feel like I can 990 00:44:49.239 --> 00:44:50.119 go fucking anywhere. 991 00:44:50.320 --> 00:44:53.079 They really did a bad job with that. There are 992 00:44:53.119 --> 00:44:55.960 so many places. Oh, let me go. For sure. It 993 00:44:56.119 --> 00:44:58.559 is absolutely I was like, oh, let me it's it's 994 00:44:58.679 --> 00:45:00.039 way more like Dark Souls. 995 00:45:00.320 --> 00:45:03.440 But it's linear in a way that's like I'm fine 996 00:45:03.440 --> 00:45:05.280 with linear. But like there's this stuff where it's like 997 00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:07.239 you can jump around a lot and then you you 998 00:45:08.079 --> 00:45:09.719 try to go behind a tree or something and it's 999 00:45:09.719 --> 00:45:11.599 like there's a visible wall there and you're like yeah, 1000 00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:13.159 and I was like, weird, that's weird. 1001 00:45:13.280 --> 00:45:15.280 Exactly why you should be able to climb tree this, 1002 00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:17.199 I don't know if you're a monkey, Like that's half 1003 00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:19.519 the that's eighty five percent of being a monkey is 1004 00:45:19.519 --> 00:45:21.239 a monkey in around. Yeah, you gotta be able to 1005 00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:23.599 climb shit. I would have loved you stuff. 1006 00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:25.679 So if you if you jump and attack, if you 1007 00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:28.880 jump and light attack on an enemy, you can bounce 1008 00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:30.719 off of them and the way that like. 1009 00:45:30.800 --> 00:45:32.280 You do like I don't know if you can do 1010 00:45:32.360 --> 00:45:33.840 like the whole power pool thing where you jump and 1011 00:45:33.960 --> 00:45:36.400 like slam like your giant staff on people. Can you 1012 00:45:36.440 --> 00:45:37.400 do stuff like that or not? Yeah? 1013 00:45:37.480 --> 00:45:41.159 Yeah, so there's your original stance. You'll like jump and 1014 00:45:41.239 --> 00:45:43.880 you'll do this like spin and slam your staff. There's 1015 00:45:43.920 --> 00:45:46.440 this cool one where you balance on your pole and 1016 00:45:46.480 --> 00:45:47.519 they can do a lot of damage. 1017 00:45:47.960 --> 00:45:48.480 That's a fun one. 1018 00:45:48.559 --> 00:45:50.760 Yeah, So like there's like cool shit like that. The 1019 00:45:50.840 --> 00:45:54.840 thrusting one, though, has been so because you the thrust mechanic. 1020 00:45:55.920 --> 00:45:58.639 It makes your pole get like three times the fucking 1021 00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:00.840 size when you'll do like a thrust. It's crazy. So 1022 00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:04.679 you'll be doing an attack and then you start you 1023 00:46:04.800 --> 00:46:08.079 trigger your thrust. You'll fucking back up like way large 1024 00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:11.039 spaces and then thrust and it almost makes it impossible 1025 00:46:11.079 --> 00:46:12.719 for you to hit, like it's such a great stance 1026 00:46:12.800 --> 00:46:18.199 like but at the same time, almost every like slasher game, 1027 00:46:18.280 --> 00:46:21.360 even like Dark Souls to a certain extent, like there 1028 00:46:21.519 --> 00:46:24.719 is a you start with your light attacks and then 1029 00:46:24.920 --> 00:46:28.440 usually within three buttons, two buttons whatever, you trigger your 1030 00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:31.400 heavy attack and it finishes the combo waff. You don't 1031 00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:34.000 really have that with this, and it kind of annoys 1032 00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:37.280 me because sometimes you want to just like, oh, get 1033 00:46:37.320 --> 00:46:39.599 in three hits and your fourth hit is your heavy attack. 1034 00:46:40.000 --> 00:46:42.119 But all they have is just this special mechanic that 1035 00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:43.960 you can only do it a little bit with that 1036 00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:47.199 little thing that dissipates and you can just do is 1037 00:46:47.239 --> 00:46:49.599 called like a it's called like a pussy heavy attack, 1038 00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:52.360 like where if you don't have those things anymore, it'll 1039 00:46:52.400 --> 00:46:53.760 do a very light heavy attack. 1040 00:46:53.800 --> 00:46:56.440 It's weird. It's a weird mechanic that I've still kind 1041 00:46:56.480 --> 00:46:57.320 of don't love. 1042 00:46:57.719 --> 00:47:01.239 Yeah, because it's just like it's not it's not as 1043 00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:04.960 the combat system unless I'm missing something is not as 1044 00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:06.440 intricate as I'd like it to be. 1045 00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:11.119 Like the stancers are cool, but like I kind of want, 1046 00:47:11.280 --> 00:47:14.519 like say, if you've played any any God of War, 1047 00:47:14.599 --> 00:47:18.519 for example, you you if you press like square square 1048 00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:22.280 and then you press triangle or like, well I'm thinking 1049 00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:24.320 of old God of War, so I'm thinking of like 1050 00:47:24.400 --> 00:47:27.559 but if you light attack, light attack, and then heavy attack, 1051 00:47:27.599 --> 00:47:30.000 it'll do some type of combo finisher. Yeah, if you 1052 00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:32.960 do three like them, so like light light light then 1053 00:47:33.000 --> 00:47:35.639 heavy light, light light light, have you know what I mean, Like, 1054 00:47:35.719 --> 00:47:38.440 it'll do different type of finishers or different type of things. 1055 00:47:38.960 --> 00:47:40.079 It doesn't have that in this game. 1056 00:47:40.320 --> 00:47:42.159 And so I was like, oh, it's a little limited 1057 00:47:42.239 --> 00:47:45.000 in that sense where some you know, sometimes maybe oh 1058 00:47:45.039 --> 00:47:48.079 you want to juggle somebody, you can't really, it doesn't. 1059 00:47:47.840 --> 00:47:50.119 Have like that. It's not that intricate. It's weird. 1060 00:47:50.280 --> 00:47:52.800 Yeah, it's a little bit weird, but the game is 1061 00:47:53.400 --> 00:47:57.360 fun as shit. I'm liking the so far. The all 1062 00:47:57.400 --> 00:47:59.400 the different bosses. There's a lot of different like the 1063 00:47:59.480 --> 00:48:02.559 mini boss is or like you'll just go like you'll 1064 00:48:02.840 --> 00:48:08.360 literally go like, oh, five minutes, and then you'll you 1065 00:48:08.679 --> 00:48:11.119 didn't even go that far and there's another stupid ass 1066 00:48:11.159 --> 00:48:13.960 little mini boss and I'm like, god, damn, they're everywhere. 1067 00:48:14.000 --> 00:48:14.840 Every boss are in it. 1068 00:48:15.039 --> 00:48:18.119 Yeah, they're They're fucking everywhere. And uh, I had a 1069 00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:20.719 pretty hard time. Some of the bosses were pretty fucking cool. 1070 00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:25.599 There's like this uh ice dragon serpent thing that it 1071 00:48:25.679 --> 00:48:27.760 was a really cool fight on the sheet of ice. 1072 00:48:28.480 --> 00:48:33.880 Very uh, very very cool fight, but very also annoying 1073 00:48:33.960 --> 00:48:37.599 because you don't have I guess my one criticism I 1074 00:48:37.639 --> 00:48:37.920 don't have. 1075 00:48:38.119 --> 00:48:40.599 I want projectile. I want a fucking projectile. 1076 00:48:41.480 --> 00:48:44.519 I want something to deal with all the gay ass 1077 00:48:44.840 --> 00:48:48.079 archers instead of like you have to spin your staff 1078 00:48:48.559 --> 00:48:50.480 and then the thing is you run, you'll run out 1079 00:48:50.480 --> 00:48:53.199 of Yeah, so if you spin your staff, it deflects 1080 00:48:53.239 --> 00:48:56.800 the arrows. But sometimes they'll be like four different archers 1081 00:48:56.920 --> 00:48:59.039 and you're gonna run out of stamina. So you're like, 1082 00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:00.920 oh shit, now I have to just try to run. 1083 00:49:01.280 --> 00:49:03.559 But if you get staggered by one, then they could 1084 00:49:03.639 --> 00:49:06.519 all fu you in, and so it's like I can't. 1085 00:49:07.079 --> 00:49:08.880 It's like your ghosts Shima, where you would jump into 1086 00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:11.119 a place where you really couldn't you really shouldn't be 1087 00:49:11.559 --> 00:49:14.559 and you just be like nailed by archers. They're the 1088 00:49:14.679 --> 00:49:19.079 best archers in the universe. They're Yeah, it's it's good. 1089 00:49:19.800 --> 00:49:22.599 It's nothing I necessarily haven't seen before. It's definitely going 1090 00:49:22.679 --> 00:49:24.239 to be like the biggest game of the year. I 1091 00:49:24.280 --> 00:49:27.480 don't know if it will necessarily win, because I feel 1092 00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:30.280 like that's largely skewed just because it's a Chinese game 1093 00:49:30.719 --> 00:49:33.360 and so like that's billions of people in China are 1094 00:49:33.360 --> 00:49:33.679 playing it. 1095 00:49:33.679 --> 00:49:35.280 But I don't know if it's necessarily going to be 1096 00:49:35.360 --> 00:49:37.760 that big. You don't got to say, who do you 1097 00:49:37.760 --> 00:49:39.599 think is gonna what? Are it gonna be the top game? 1098 00:49:39.639 --> 00:49:40.920 So I think it'll I think this will be in 1099 00:49:40.960 --> 00:49:43.280 the conversation just because it's kind of a slow year. 1100 00:49:43.440 --> 00:49:46.119 Final Fantasy Final Fantasy will be up there. I think 1101 00:49:46.480 --> 00:49:48.039 probably dragging a just by default. 1102 00:49:48.440 --> 00:49:52.079 Maybe yeah, if it I think Marvel is gonna come 1103 00:49:52.079 --> 00:49:55.280 out too, and there's no way. No, it's good, Chris, 1104 00:49:55.400 --> 00:49:56.559 I mean no, I'm just saying for you to play 1105 00:49:56.599 --> 00:49:57.599 games is generally don't. 1106 00:49:58.159 --> 00:49:59.119 They don't put them anymore. 1107 00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:02.159 I think they I can't remember the last time. I 1108 00:50:02.239 --> 00:50:03.920 can't remember the last time I free to play game. 1109 00:50:03.800 --> 00:50:05.880 One game of the year. Forte was in the Fortnite 1110 00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:07.280 never won Game of the Year. It was in a discussion, 1111 00:50:07.320 --> 00:50:09.800 but it wasn't. It probably won some sort of like genre. 1112 00:50:10.039 --> 00:50:12.400 Yeah it'll win like best free to play game or 1113 00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:14.519 something like that. But like it's they're They're just not 1114 00:50:14.760 --> 00:50:17.159 in the same conversation. I don't even hate Fortnite. 1115 00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:19.280 I just like, you know, I keep thinking about playing 1116 00:50:19.280 --> 00:50:20.719 it because last time we talked, they were saying, like 1117 00:50:20.760 --> 00:50:21.960 there's like different modes or something. 1118 00:50:22.000 --> 00:50:24.119 That game is, that game is more of it. It's 1119 00:50:24.119 --> 00:50:24.760 a movie maker. 1120 00:50:24.880 --> 00:50:26.599 Now, Yeah, I want to, I want to, I want 1121 00:50:26.639 --> 00:50:28.960 to fuck around with I just I just I'm gonna 1122 00:50:29.039 --> 00:50:31.519 keep pushing. I'm trying to beat Black Myth as fast 1123 00:50:31.519 --> 00:50:34.239 as i can because technically it is the next game. 1124 00:50:34.920 --> 00:50:37.239 Well I was already I was Cyberpunk, and now Black 1125 00:50:37.320 --> 00:50:39.719 Myth is before it, So now I have to beat 1126 00:50:39.760 --> 00:50:40.800 Black Myths so I can go to. 1127 00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:43.119 Yeah, I was actually working. 1128 00:50:43.199 --> 00:50:44.920 I was being an idiot, and I was working on 1129 00:50:45.000 --> 00:50:48.000 my second playthrough because I did the dude, and then 1130 00:50:48.000 --> 00:50:49.440 I wanted to be a chick. I wanted to just 1131 00:50:49.599 --> 00:50:52.280 like and so you know, she's naked as fuck. I 1132 00:50:52.559 --> 00:50:55.480 have all these good screenshots with PanAm and Uh and 1133 00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:57.840 Judy and ship like that. Just chill, you know, just 1134 00:50:58.000 --> 00:51:02.960 just power it around with my naked buddies. Fucking uh, Dude, 1135 00:51:03.000 --> 00:51:05.639 my game glitched so hard Jackie. 1136 00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:15.719 So he's still no follows the whole game. So much 1137 00:51:15.840 --> 00:51:18.519 damage to the narrative of that game. Dude, he died 1138 00:51:19.440 --> 00:51:22.000 way before he should have died in my second play 1139 00:51:22.039 --> 00:51:24.199 through when you guys are doing the busting up at 1140 00:51:24.239 --> 00:51:27.000 the house, so we're no. So we're no. No. So 1141 00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:28.039 we're in the actual mission. 1142 00:51:28.039 --> 00:51:29.960 We're in the hotel, right, you run into Insane but 1143 00:51:30.159 --> 00:51:33.159 likes because you Frankenstein your coat. 1144 00:51:33.639 --> 00:51:38.199 Yeah, I guess, so maybe maybe look, look, look, turn 1145 00:51:38.239 --> 00:51:41.320 it out. So we have to take the elevator to 1146 00:51:41.440 --> 00:51:43.320 go down to the garage to you know, you have 1147 00:51:43.440 --> 00:51:45.920 to jump into the car that will take you out. 1148 00:51:47.639 --> 00:51:54.719 He's already dead in the fucking elevator, he's happened, and 1149 00:51:54.840 --> 00:52:00.039 then fucking the interaction nothing so he so the this 1150 00:52:00.119 --> 00:52:01.719 is what he does at one I wish I would 1151 00:52:01.719 --> 00:52:04.760 recorded this. At one point, when the elevator stops and 1152 00:52:04.920 --> 00:52:06.639 like it's time to go out, he props up again 1153 00:52:06.679 --> 00:52:09.320 and then falls down and dies again. And then when 1154 00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:11.400 we get into the car, he does pop up into 1155 00:52:11.480 --> 00:52:15.360 the car, but he's he won't talk, his eyes are 1156 00:52:15.400 --> 00:52:16.360 completely closed. 1157 00:52:16.440 --> 00:52:21.039 He's dead. So when you're interacting with him, he dies 1158 00:52:21.280 --> 00:52:22.960 again kind of because you know when his arm like 1159 00:52:23.000 --> 00:52:25.599 slips off, when he's like, You're like and he just 1160 00:52:25.880 --> 00:52:30.960 but like he's already. So funny. It was so good 1161 00:52:31.920 --> 00:52:34.000 that game, So goddamn the game is. 1162 00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:37.559 I was kind of I was annoyed with it until 1163 00:52:37.599 --> 00:52:40.480 I got everything powered up. Then I was like, now 1164 00:52:40.519 --> 00:52:42.960 I feel like a fucking badass. Now I feel I'm 1165 00:52:43.039 --> 00:52:43.840 moving fast. 1166 00:52:46.119 --> 00:52:48.280 When you get all the ninja shit, it is insane. 1167 00:52:48.559 --> 00:52:50.800 It's not a pistol. I had a sniper and I 1168 00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:54.079 had a sword. I was the most absurd character in 1169 00:52:54.159 --> 00:52:56.320 the world. And then I would do the boxing matches 1170 00:52:56.320 --> 00:52:59.800 where you fight the freaking like muscle bound like enhance people, 1171 00:53:00.159 --> 00:53:02.519 and the last fight is a girl, so for her, 1172 00:53:02.719 --> 00:53:08.159 I actually put on the gorilla arp yea, the dog. 1173 00:53:08.519 --> 00:53:13.199 I knocked her out of the ring. That's so needless. 1174 00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:15.840 Why why I want to win? You just gotta do. 1175 00:53:16.360 --> 00:53:19.239 Twenty four twenty four, that Star Wars game just came out. 1176 00:53:20.239 --> 00:53:22.280 I did, Yeah, or at least I think it's out 1177 00:53:22.280 --> 00:53:23.199 in the next couple of days. 1178 00:53:23.320 --> 00:53:25.559 I didn't even hear anything about that's crazy. It's like 1179 00:53:26.360 --> 00:53:31.320 mid seventies apparently. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't. That game seems 1180 00:53:31.920 --> 00:53:35.559 That game seems to me, like there's no force. I don't. 1181 00:53:36.280 --> 00:53:38.119 Yeah, you're you're like a scoundrel, You're like a it's 1182 00:53:38.159 --> 00:53:40.599 like more of a Han solo kind of oh, which 1183 00:53:40.639 --> 00:53:42.719 I dig I just don't care about Star Wars. I 1184 00:53:43.000 --> 00:53:45.199 think I would imagine that this is kind of one 1185 00:53:45.239 --> 00:53:49.760 of those games where like Hogwarts Legacy wasn't like the 1186 00:53:49.840 --> 00:53:52.119 most amazing game in the world, but like if you 1187 00:53:52.199 --> 00:53:56.159 were a Harry Potter fan, it was fucking sick, right, Yeah, 1188 00:53:56.320 --> 00:53:58.440 And I feel like maybe this is one of those 1189 00:53:58.480 --> 00:54:01.079 where it's like, because there's never really been an open 1190 00:54:01.119 --> 00:54:03.280 world Star Wars game really like that, you know what 1191 00:54:03.320 --> 00:54:03.599 I mean? 1192 00:54:04.320 --> 00:54:04.519 Yet? 1193 00:54:06.239 --> 00:54:08.199 So maybe yeah, I mean, maybe if you're a Star 1194 00:54:08.239 --> 00:54:10.239 Wars fan, You'll probably think it's really great, but like 1195 00:54:10.360 --> 00:54:11.719 I just I can't give a ship. 1196 00:54:11.840 --> 00:54:12.920 Yeah, same with me. 1197 00:54:13.119 --> 00:54:14.840 Like the main thing that draws me to Star Wars 1198 00:54:15.039 --> 00:54:19.599 is like the the Force, wizardy wizardry shit, So this 1199 00:54:19.840 --> 00:54:21.599 is something that doesn't appeal to me that much. Like 1200 00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:26.440 I like, I like lightsabers and manipulating the Force and stuff. 1201 00:54:26.559 --> 00:54:29.599 I love Star Wars. I really hate this scound character 1202 00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:31.719 of Star Wars. Like I don't like Consolo. I've never 1203 00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:33.639 liked conso he people think I'm crazy. I'm like that 1204 00:54:33.719 --> 00:54:36.119 think as an asshole. I don't like him at all. 1205 00:54:36.320 --> 00:54:39.320 And then my sister loves Hansolo. Yeah, And I remember 1206 00:54:39.360 --> 00:54:41.000 having to argue with her and she was like, you 1207 00:54:41.280 --> 00:54:42.880 like the worst part. I was like, oh, I like 1208 00:54:43.000 --> 00:54:45.599 the man, the white man with a gun over the 1209 00:54:45.800 --> 00:54:50.119 guy that can move buildings. Yeah, I'm stupid. She gets 1210 00:54:50.199 --> 00:54:53.920 so mad. She loves my grandmother and her fucking love 1211 00:54:54.000 --> 00:54:56.280 Harrison for it. I don't know why. I think it's 1212 00:54:56.400 --> 00:54:57.960 just older. I think they saw him any more. Shit, 1213 00:54:58.519 --> 00:55:00.440 he was a fu heart thraw back. Oh yeah, yeah sure, 1214 00:55:00.480 --> 00:55:02.960 because she's like it's just like maybe like forty two, 1215 00:55:03.199 --> 00:55:04.239 forty three. 1216 00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:06.719 Harrison Ford was a huge movie star. Makes it makes 1217 00:55:06.760 --> 00:55:09.320 sense this when she was like he was like that 1218 00:55:09.360 --> 00:55:12.000 because he was Indian, that's all those times. And Han 1219 00:55:12.159 --> 00:55:14.199 so she was like, I love those movies and I'm like, 1220 00:55:14.239 --> 00:55:17.000 this guy is so lame. He's such a lame character, 1221 00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:18.440 just like you're fucking stupid. 1222 00:55:18.480 --> 00:55:20.320 I'm like, yeah, he didn't, like he didn't. 1223 00:55:20.480 --> 00:55:24.199 I mean, Star Wars is, It's just the whole thing 1224 00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:24.760 is fine. 1225 00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:27.320 It's fine. I love Star Wars so much. Yeah, you 1226 00:55:27.480 --> 00:55:28.079 like New Star. 1227 00:55:28.480 --> 00:55:30.320 I mean, think about Star Wars when it was new, 1228 00:55:30.880 --> 00:55:34.119 Like the guy with the gun is clearly the coolest 1229 00:55:34.119 --> 00:55:34.880 one in that movie. 1230 00:55:35.320 --> 00:55:38.079 Like if Star Wars is new to you, Han Solo is. 1231 00:55:38.039 --> 00:55:40.159 The coolest character in that in that entire fucking in 1232 00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:44.920 that movie, because because the fucking the wizards who are 1233 00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:46.360 fighting with swords are just like. 1234 00:55:50.119 --> 00:55:50.840 The borderline. 1235 00:55:50.920 --> 00:55:53.000 It's not even they're not even fighting as well as 1236 00:55:53.079 --> 00:55:57.480 like fencers fight like it's lamer than fencing four is. 1237 00:56:00.599 --> 00:56:04.719 You guys, don't know what you're telling. People that said 1238 00:56:04.760 --> 00:56:08.440 that are just coping. But that's what I'm saying. That's 1239 00:56:08.440 --> 00:56:09.679 what I think The context is. 1240 00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:11.639 It's like if you're if you grew up with those movies, 1241 00:56:12.079 --> 00:56:13.880 chances are going to like console a lot better because 1242 00:56:14.039 --> 00:56:16.639 it's a lot we are a lot better at shooting 1243 00:56:16.719 --> 00:56:19.880 gun fights. Yea, back then then, we weren't fucking clearly. 1244 00:56:20.679 --> 00:56:23.559 Well even his even his his his demeanor, every the 1245 00:56:23.639 --> 00:56:26.239 way that he acted like he was so like like 1246 00:56:26.679 --> 00:56:29.360 when he uh, when he couldn't like he was supposed to, like, 1247 00:56:29.559 --> 00:56:32.079 you know, try to trick the the what do you 1248 00:56:32.119 --> 00:56:33.880 call the stormtroopers or whatever, and they were like gonna 1249 00:56:33.920 --> 00:56:35.639 come and he just like shoots the thing and he's 1250 00:56:35.679 --> 00:56:38.159 like more in conversation anyway, Like he said, he says 1251 00:56:38.159 --> 00:56:39.800 it in such a like like you know, like he's 1252 00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:42.679 so cool. I don't like there always been like that. 1253 00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:43.840 Oh man, he's so cool. 1254 00:56:44.360 --> 00:56:47.920 It's theoretically the marvel of that time kind of you know, 1255 00:56:48.039 --> 00:56:52.519 like they're like the jokes to undercut serious kind of things, right. 1256 00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:57.320 But again, Yeah, if you saw that movie in theaters 1257 00:56:57.360 --> 00:57:00.239 for the first time, you're like, yeah, the fuck these 1258 00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:01.440 old people with sticks? 1259 00:57:01.679 --> 00:57:04.039 Yeah, I love this. I love it. That's I like 1260 00:57:04.280 --> 00:57:06.239 you love it because you grew up with the prequels 1261 00:57:06.239 --> 00:57:09.039 where they were doing flips and ship Oh yeah, that one. 1262 00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:16.000 I definitely saw episode one before I could recollect episode four. Yeah, yeah, 1263 00:57:16.719 --> 00:57:19.199 definitely did. Like Episode one is one of my earliest 1264 00:57:19.559 --> 00:57:23.639 movie going experiences. I think I saw that movie. I 1265 00:57:23.760 --> 00:57:25.800 think either saw that on Tarzan. Those are like my 1266 00:57:25.880 --> 00:57:29.199 first two or maybe Toy Story. One of those three 1267 00:57:29.239 --> 00:57:30.960 are my first full movies ever, and I was just like, 1268 00:57:32.000 --> 00:57:34.000 this is scary. I didn't know movies gonna be this big. 1269 00:57:34.239 --> 00:57:36.800 I was a little kid theater and I was like, 1270 00:57:37.000 --> 00:57:44.000 why is bugs so big? What's going on? That's fucking man. Okay, 1271 00:57:44.679 --> 00:57:47.159 that's that's a regular that's a regular feeling for a 1272 00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:47.840 kid that has. 1273 00:57:47.880 --> 00:57:50.320 I don't think so whatever, dude, But anyway, this year 1274 00:57:50.440 --> 00:57:52.440 is like, say that Star Wars game came out. Apparently 1275 00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:56.239 it's like fine, uh, Final Fantasy seven, Rebirth Tech. 1276 00:57:56.119 --> 00:57:58.519 And eight Checking eight. But that's not the game of 1277 00:57:58.559 --> 00:58:03.760 the year. The fighting game will never be yeah, never, ever, never, 1278 00:58:03.920 --> 00:58:05.880 even if it deserves it, Even if it absolutely deserves them, 1279 00:58:05.960 --> 00:58:07.280 like Noah Man fighting. 1280 00:58:07.599 --> 00:58:09.119 It would have to be a really slow year I 1281 00:58:09.199 --> 00:58:11.800 think for fighting. Like no disrespect to fighting games, like 1282 00:58:11.800 --> 00:58:15.480 they're great, but like that's just not what they It's 1283 00:58:15.559 --> 00:58:18.440 just it's yeah, it's not that's not going to be 1284 00:58:18.480 --> 00:58:19.960 the talk of the the year. 1285 00:58:20.000 --> 00:58:21.760 You know the nude bod have on that game. 1286 00:58:21.840 --> 00:58:21.920 Bro. 1287 00:58:22.719 --> 00:58:25.199 I like how I like how the code was so 1288 00:58:25.400 --> 00:58:28.760 easy to manipulate, like immediately keyboards like oh sweet, Like 1289 00:58:28.880 --> 00:58:32.760 we're gonna make the hardest dicks, the biggest hits, Like 1290 00:58:34.079 --> 00:58:35.760 is on his dick in my game. 1291 00:58:35.920 --> 00:58:38.079 Like he has his little legs out and he's on 1292 00:58:38.239 --> 00:58:42.000 a dick and it's really bad. That's amazing. I don't 1293 00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:47.519 believe he should like too far, that that is too far, 1294 00:58:48.000 --> 00:58:49.880 but that's what exists, and that I heard that just 1295 00:58:49.960 --> 00:58:51.719 make him on his dick. I could feel the lie in. 1296 00:58:51.920 --> 00:58:53.159 Somebody could do it. Uh. 1297 00:58:53.760 --> 00:58:57.639 Dragons KMA two like a dragon infinite wealth is very 1298 00:58:57.679 --> 00:58:58.880 good animal. 1299 00:58:58.960 --> 00:59:00.800 Well that was like an India So that was pretty good. 1300 00:59:00.960 --> 00:59:08.079 Yeah, Stelen Bones, it's twenty bucks one was Stella was 1301 00:59:08.159 --> 00:59:09.440 very much like a Wukong kind of game. 1302 00:59:09.480 --> 00:59:11.679 Oh right, I forgot about that, Oh because I forgot 1303 00:59:11.679 --> 00:59:15.679 about the discourse too, right. Yeah, yeah, she was still attractive. 1304 00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:18.239 She was too hot. Yeah, like there's some bullshit happening 1305 00:59:18.320 --> 00:59:18.480 with that. 1306 00:59:18.760 --> 00:59:21.599 Like, uh, that was like that was almost nostalgic for 1307 00:59:21.679 --> 00:59:23.880 like twenty sixteen time where people were like, she's fucking 1308 00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:27.159 that's no real women look like, and it's like, unfortunately 1309 00:59:27.320 --> 00:59:31.400 for you, many do like this is not really that 1310 00:59:31.599 --> 00:59:32.280 unattainable of. 1311 00:59:32.320 --> 00:59:34.440 A body idea of somebody Like people are hot. 1312 00:59:34.440 --> 00:59:36.960 I know, it's hard to be plenty of gorgeous people. 1313 00:59:37.760 --> 00:59:40.159 Someone so mad that I character to the track and 1314 00:59:40.199 --> 00:59:42.760 you turned to the screen and it's cake didn't come 1315 00:59:43.480 --> 00:59:47.880 like cake like like like short jagged points of come 1316 00:59:47.920 --> 00:59:51.320 all over. This must I shouldn't be able to do that, screamed. 1317 00:59:51.440 --> 00:59:54.400 They can't get anything done, that's why they're mad. Fucking yeah. 1318 00:59:54.679 --> 00:59:57.119 It's like, go to the Olympics. Just watch an Olympic game, 1319 00:59:57.320 --> 00:59:59.639 like the Summer Olympics. If anyone be like this is 1320 00:59:59.800 --> 01:00:03.039 un realistic body or whatever. I'm like, watch the Summer 1321 01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:06.360 Olympics every four fucking years and you'll see Greek gods 1322 01:00:06.440 --> 01:00:09.480 and goddesses like, like, what are you talking about? You know, 1323 01:00:09.519 --> 01:00:12.519 there's plenty of them. They just you know, they work 1324 01:00:12.599 --> 01:00:15.320 extremely hard to obtain those physiques and stuff. 1325 01:00:15.920 --> 01:00:19.599 So the big ones, the big ones that are left 1326 01:00:20.760 --> 01:00:24.400 from my perspective, are the dragon ball sparking. Oh yeah, 1327 01:00:25.480 --> 01:00:28.480 uh no, well, I mean I'm just saying, like, what's 1328 01:00:28.599 --> 01:00:32.280 left in the ear. Oh yeah, yeah, Assassin's Creed Shadows. 1329 01:00:32.639 --> 01:00:34.400 Well, yeah, Black Assassins. 1330 01:00:34.840 --> 01:00:36.679 Which is probably which is actually like which is actually 1331 01:00:36.719 --> 01:00:38.599 probably the first assassin's career that I've actually looked at, 1332 01:00:38.679 --> 01:00:41.840 like maybe I'm definitely gonna play because there's like they 1333 01:00:41.960 --> 01:00:43.880 they actually have like actual stealth in it where you 1334 01:00:43.920 --> 01:00:46.119 could like knock lights out and ship. Yeah, I'm just like, 1335 01:00:46.400 --> 01:00:49.639 first of all, yeah, why has it been so long 1336 01:00:49.960 --> 01:00:52.159 since like splinter Sell did this and then no one 1337 01:00:52.239 --> 01:00:52.800 ever bothered to. 1338 01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:55.719 Do it where you lazy when they don't even like 1339 01:00:55.800 --> 01:00:58.280 sometimes when you can knock out lights, it doesn't do 1340 01:00:58.440 --> 01:00:59.599 anything like there. 1341 01:00:59.719 --> 01:01:02.360 There's games where I'm like, oh, I should fucking what 1342 01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:04.280 was that playing? I can't remember was playing recently? I 1343 01:01:04.360 --> 01:01:07.239 was like to knock out the lights probably I don't remember. 1344 01:01:07.280 --> 01:01:08.119 I honestly don't remember. 1345 01:01:08.119 --> 01:01:10.199 I don't think so I remember playing something recently where 1346 01:01:10.199 --> 01:01:11.800 I'm like, oh, I should take off those lights because 1347 01:01:11.840 --> 01:01:13.599 it'll help me in it. 1348 01:01:14.360 --> 01:01:15.119 It doesn't matter at all. 1349 01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:18.079 I was like, Oh, it's barely done in video games. 1350 01:01:18.079 --> 01:01:20.960 It's not something where it's like tries to jump into 1351 01:01:20.960 --> 01:01:22.519 a Battle of Hay and he. 1352 01:01:22.599 --> 01:01:25.119 Funks up and he's like a ship he stumbled out 1353 01:01:25.119 --> 01:01:26.920 of it because he's in SAMURR and it's heavy as 1354 01:01:30.519 --> 01:01:32.400 that kind of that kind of stuff, like yeah, I 1355 01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:35.760 don't know, like I'll probably this is as far as 1356 01:01:35.760 --> 01:01:38.199 Assassin's Creed goes. I'll probably pick that up, like maybe later. 1357 01:01:38.400 --> 01:01:41.239 I am curious about it because I don't like I like, 1358 01:01:43.559 --> 01:01:46.440 I like stealth games. I'm underserved dis play themselves, never 1359 01:01:46.480 --> 01:01:48.599 coming back, So this is my best shot. 1360 01:01:49.559 --> 01:01:52.039 What do you think of You look sick? Actually you 1361 01:01:52.079 --> 01:01:54.320 had a dolphin dive when you fucking like it was 1362 01:01:54.320 --> 01:01:56.119 a dolphin dive was probably at the right. Well, I 1363 01:01:56.199 --> 01:01:59.159 know what you're mean. What do you mean, jumps? I'll 1364 01:01:59.199 --> 01:02:01.199 never play called ever again in my life ever, Like 1365 01:02:01.280 --> 01:02:04.199 I'll refuse. Why what do you like it? This is impossible? 1366 01:02:04.599 --> 01:02:05.280 Do you think that that? 1367 01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:07.559 Do you think that that's true? That I like, you know, 1368 01:02:07.559 --> 01:02:08.960 think it's possible that you can like call it again? 1369 01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:11.760 I don't think so. I don't know, man, I don't play. 1370 01:02:11.800 --> 01:02:14.719 I don't play shooting games for the realism of shooting games. Well, 1371 01:02:15.079 --> 01:02:17.480 there's nothing realistic about Clay anymore. I don't I don't like, 1372 01:02:17.559 --> 01:02:18.000 I don't like. 1373 01:02:18.119 --> 01:02:20.719 I don't like the's like an action movie. I don't 1374 01:02:20.800 --> 01:02:22.960 like the it's fast and furious of people running around. 1375 01:02:23.280 --> 01:02:25.039 I don't like the facade of like it being like 1376 01:02:25.079 --> 01:02:27.320 a grounded like. I don't want my I look like 1377 01:02:27.400 --> 01:02:29.199 a real world. I don't give a I want my feeling. 1378 01:02:29.800 --> 01:02:32.119 I want some fucking alien to fall down from the 1379 01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:34.480 sky say help, I step on it. I blow his 1380 01:02:34.519 --> 01:02:36.800 brains out with a shotgun, and then I hover away 1381 01:02:37.039 --> 01:02:39.000 into the sky. You know, I don't want I don't 1382 01:02:39.000 --> 01:02:41.039 want ground in this anymore. Yeah, I don't know. I 1383 01:02:41.079 --> 01:02:43.280 feel the opposite with war games. I don't know. I 1384 01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:45.800 only played like I love Battlefield when. 1385 01:02:45.719 --> 01:02:49.239 It's like grounded, Like do you want when it comes 1386 01:02:49.239 --> 01:02:51.559 to those war games? Do you just do PvP or 1387 01:02:51.639 --> 01:02:53.360 do you want to do the campaigns I have? 1388 01:02:53.840 --> 01:02:55.840 Dude, I haven't played a cality campaign since moding War 1389 01:02:55.920 --> 01:02:56.199 for two. 1390 01:02:56.800 --> 01:03:01.039 Wow, I like, I don't think the only one I 1391 01:03:01.159 --> 01:03:04.039 played ever? Actually I played World at War and Modern Warfare, 1392 01:03:04.159 --> 01:03:09.320 you know, because at this point though, like I am 1393 01:03:09.440 --> 01:03:11.280 curious to like and I played one because I know 1394 01:03:11.320 --> 01:03:13.960 about roaches. Yes, I played the first one. Yeah cold 1395 01:03:14.119 --> 01:03:14.360 for him? 1396 01:03:14.360 --> 01:03:15.960 I remember you were like the last ones that I 1397 01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:18.519 remember playing like front to back, and I heard the 1398 01:03:18.599 --> 01:03:20.280 things about black ops but I just never. I don't know, 1399 01:03:20.320 --> 01:03:24.320 I just never did it. I do want to care about, actually, 1400 01:03:24.519 --> 01:03:25.400 I do want. 1401 01:03:25.280 --> 01:03:28.599 To is their proximity chat? I don't know actually, because 1402 01:03:28.960 --> 01:03:33.679 for that, for that Alazon call of duty chat, we 1403 01:03:33.719 --> 01:03:35.840 don't need you. We don't need you to be doing 1404 01:03:35.920 --> 01:03:41.280 that chat is the best. That is stupid best part 1405 01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:43.760 of video games I think ever? Actually, yeah, I mean 1406 01:03:43.800 --> 01:03:46.519 it was. I think it was pretty funny. Really like 1407 01:03:46.719 --> 01:03:49.199 the idea I love. I love the idea of killing 1408 01:03:49.239 --> 01:03:51.280 somebody and bring them in a room and it starts 1409 01:03:51.360 --> 01:03:54.599 hazing them verbally and blowing their head off on a shotgun. 1410 01:03:55.079 --> 01:03:58.679 I think that's it's there's magic there. Yeah, there's magic 1411 01:03:58.719 --> 01:04:01.199 in that interaction, like the I posted on Twitter. But 1412 01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:03.719 the guy I was like, how did you forget to 1413 01:04:03.719 --> 01:04:06.239 hate these am body piece of the ship And he's like, no, no, no, dude, 1414 01:04:06.239 --> 01:04:08.360 wait one second, let me show you how I killed you. 1415 01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:10.760 And a guy was like, if you had a heartbeat 1416 01:04:10.760 --> 01:04:12.719 censor and he throws it out. So I guess I 1417 01:04:12.760 --> 01:04:14.920 was going fun. But the guy shot gun his head 1418 01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:16.639 off and that was. 1419 01:04:16.639 --> 01:04:18.519 A wild And what was that was that war zone 1420 01:04:18.639 --> 01:04:21.960 called didy war zone because the clip that he's talking 1421 01:04:22.000 --> 01:04:24.320 about was like this guy like he runs in and 1422 01:04:24.400 --> 01:04:26.400 he kills a guy or he not he knocks a 1423 01:04:26.440 --> 01:04:29.320 guy down, like he downs him right, but he sets 1424 01:04:29.360 --> 01:04:31.519 it up like literally and he and then he goes like, 1425 01:04:31.599 --> 01:04:33.199 you're hacking. And then he goes, no, no, no, let 1426 01:04:33.239 --> 01:04:35.280 me show you. And then they actually he actually goes 1427 01:04:35.360 --> 01:04:37.840 around and teaches him what he did. And he keeps 1428 01:04:37.920 --> 01:04:39.639 being like, no, you're hacking. You're you must have had 1429 01:04:39.679 --> 01:04:41.239 like some kind of heart pieces. And then he throws 1430 01:04:41.239 --> 01:04:42.679 his heart pe cents around the ground and he goes like, oh, 1431 01:04:42.760 --> 01:04:44.400 I guess I'll eat a dick on that one, and 1432 01:04:44.480 --> 01:04:46.800 then he kills him again. It was like the wildest 1433 01:04:47.719 --> 01:04:49.679 I love that shit about PvP. But by the way, 1434 01:04:49.800 --> 01:04:51.679 but yeah, I don't know that new Call Duty game 1435 01:04:51.760 --> 01:04:53.960 looks interesting to me, just because which one is it? 1436 01:04:54.280 --> 01:04:54.480 Black? 1437 01:04:54.559 --> 01:04:58.239 It's the sixth Black Op six Black six, Yeah, But 1438 01:04:58.360 --> 01:05:01.599 also for didn't have a story from what I remember, 1439 01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:05.280 and four didn't have no, no, no, no, Black Ops 1440 01:05:05.360 --> 01:05:07.480 four did not have a campaign because like they just 1441 01:05:07.480 --> 01:05:08.480 couldn't finish it in time. 1442 01:05:09.079 --> 01:05:12.119 Apparently what I heard, Oh my god, Black Ops four 1443 01:05:12.280 --> 01:05:14.760 was like it was just almost twenty eighteen or nineteen 1444 01:05:14.840 --> 01:05:16.920 or something a while ago. I remember it. 1445 01:05:17.199 --> 01:05:19.159 It came out around the same time as Red Dead 1446 01:05:19.199 --> 01:05:21.960 two because I did a cowboy bit and I was 1447 01:05:22.119 --> 01:05:26.119 talking like Arthur yeah, and I was like apologizing and 1448 01:05:26.280 --> 01:05:27.760 I just said that like I've been playing way too 1449 01:05:27.800 --> 01:05:28.639 much Black Ops four. 1450 01:05:29.039 --> 01:05:30.880 Yeah, Like it was like a little bit, so I 1451 01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:33.920 remember that, but I didn't. I didn't. I didn't play 1452 01:05:33.960 --> 01:05:35.679 three either. I played Black Ops one and two. 1453 01:05:36.639 --> 01:05:38.800 I do want to play one and two at least 1454 01:05:38.800 --> 01:05:40.920 because I do hear I do hear good things about that. Yeah, 1455 01:05:40.960 --> 01:05:42.840 those games the camp I like go back and play 1456 01:05:43.039 --> 01:05:43.880 every college. 1457 01:05:44.599 --> 01:05:46.960 I'm different, like I don't do very much PvP, but 1458 01:05:47.039 --> 01:05:50.480 like every because I just like easily die. Because every 1459 01:05:50.480 --> 01:05:51.960 once in a while I'll watch like a World War 1460 01:05:52.039 --> 01:05:54.880 two documentary or something like that, and I'll learn more 1461 01:05:54.920 --> 01:05:57.199 about some dumb shit that they've discovered, and then it 1462 01:05:57.239 --> 01:05:58.599 gets me in the mood to play some dumb ass 1463 01:05:58.639 --> 01:05:59.039 war game. 1464 01:05:59.440 --> 01:06:01.159 So then I just like going and just shooting a 1465 01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:05.920 bunch of you know, dumb you know, foreigners. Like It's 1466 01:06:06.199 --> 01:06:10.840 like I was always more of like a battlefield guy, 1467 01:06:10.840 --> 01:06:11.880 I think is when it came to that. 1468 01:06:12.039 --> 01:06:14.119 I just I liked the freedom of it, like being 1469 01:06:14.159 --> 01:06:16.360 able to jump off of a fucking helicopter and like 1470 01:06:16.519 --> 01:06:18.360 land on ship, like there was always more fun to 1471 01:06:18.400 --> 01:06:20.760 me than like the called like you know, totally. 1472 01:06:21.079 --> 01:06:23.440 Crash your plane. Can you crash your your plane into 1473 01:06:23.480 --> 01:06:26.760 the ground and kill people? Battlefield? Yeah? Of course, what 1474 01:06:26.800 --> 01:06:28.840 do you mean? So fucking I think that's great. Wait, 1475 01:06:28.880 --> 01:06:29.280 you didn't know that. 1476 01:06:29.400 --> 01:06:32.519 Yeah, that was like this distinguishing factor you didn't say. 1477 01:06:32.920 --> 01:06:36.000 I was like, I was trying to ignore it to 1478 01:06:36.280 --> 01:06:36.599 me too. 1479 01:06:37.440 --> 01:06:39.519 I know, hair dress as actual fuck for that, but 1480 01:06:40.079 --> 01:06:41.760 the idea of that like just you know, the whole 1481 01:06:41.760 --> 01:06:44.320 point of it, and it's crashy dude. 1482 01:06:44.400 --> 01:06:47.519 It was the most fun ship in the Battlefield nineteen 1483 01:06:47.559 --> 01:06:50.840 forty two. I remember the the uh that was like 1484 01:06:50.880 --> 01:06:53.800 an arcade kind of like simplified battlefield that you could 1485 01:06:53.800 --> 01:06:55.239 get for like twenty bucks, and it was just like 1486 01:06:55.280 --> 01:06:57.599 a couple of maps. It was like graphically kind of simple. 1487 01:06:57.880 --> 01:06:59.800 But I remember there was this island it was like, 1488 01:07:00.079 --> 01:07:04.519 uh kind of Pearl Harbory, and I would constantly take 1489 01:07:04.719 --> 01:07:07.039 the planes off of the aircraft character and just fly 1490 01:07:07.239 --> 01:07:10.719 them into individual people and it was the but it 1491 01:07:10.840 --> 01:07:15.039 was It's fucking awesome. I love Battlefield, bro, But yeah, 1492 01:07:15.079 --> 01:07:18.800 so calls coming out, that's something to look at Haities 1493 01:07:18.840 --> 01:07:23.000 two officially, or maybe it's out already, Like I don't 1494 01:07:23.000 --> 01:07:29.239 know that, but that counts. Yeah, New Indiana, New Indiana, Jones, Warhammer, 1495 01:07:29.320 --> 01:07:32.639 forty K, Space Marine two. It's probably gonna be great 1496 01:07:32.679 --> 01:07:34.440 Silent Hill to remake. So there's a lot of there's 1497 01:07:34.480 --> 01:07:35.559 there's some stuff left. 1498 01:07:36.559 --> 01:07:42.519 But yeah, I don't know. Quiet slope to slope, quiet 1499 01:07:42.679 --> 01:07:47.760 slope anyway, should move on to questions. I would, dude, 1500 01:07:47.760 --> 01:07:49.159 if I was in Silent Hill, I would just start 1501 01:07:49.360 --> 01:07:52.920 not being silent. I'd make the hill loud. Exactly what 1502 01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:56.639 silent Hill just be? Make the hill loud? 1503 01:07:57.000 --> 01:07:59.360 Do you think that's like the problem with it. That's 1504 01:07:59.400 --> 01:08:00.880 the reason why things are so bad is that it's 1505 01:08:00.920 --> 01:08:01.440 just too quiet. 1506 01:08:01.880 --> 01:08:04.360 Everybody's like stop, no, we'll die and. 1507 01:08:04.480 --> 01:08:05.840 Called like you know the you know the you know 1508 01:08:05.920 --> 01:08:10.079 the steps of a of Ah, we're like Europe and 1509 01:08:10.159 --> 01:08:12.239 like Asia kind of yeah, so you just call like 1510 01:08:12.599 --> 01:08:16.840 the loud steps, loudstep, like loud step or something. We 1511 01:08:17.000 --> 01:08:18.279 make our own game called loud Step. 1512 01:08:18.359 --> 01:08:20.560 And then the fucking the bridge, and. 1513 01:08:20.560 --> 01:08:22.479 Then there's not there's not a you know, the triangle 1514 01:08:22.520 --> 01:08:25.079 guy who's gonna be a circle or something's gonna face. 1515 01:08:28.680 --> 01:08:33.319 He was. He was like Pops for fucking events regularly. 1516 01:08:35.159 --> 01:08:38.199 He's just there, so honest. He's not violent at all. 1517 01:08:38.239 --> 01:08:39.880 He's actually a really nice guy. He shows up the 1518 01:08:39.920 --> 01:08:42.880 hell even that guy in the back rooms the US 1519 01:08:43.000 --> 01:08:45.800 A fucking face, he just shows up. He's like the 1520 01:08:45.840 --> 01:08:47.479 guy from the back rooms, like the guy with the 1521 01:08:47.600 --> 01:08:50.920 American fucking like face, and he has like guy and 1522 01:08:50.960 --> 01:08:54.840 he's like, guys, all going on. He disappears and it's like, dude, 1523 01:08:54.920 --> 01:08:56.800 I don't know what you're met the American fello in 1524 01:08:56.840 --> 01:08:58.680 the back room. Wait, not met him? You ever heard 1525 01:08:58.720 --> 01:09:03.199 of the American fellow? Met him? Never met him? You 1526 01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:06.000 ever met the American dude in the bathroom? You're good, bro, 1527 01:09:07.039 --> 01:09:11.079 You're crazy. I was thinking quiet, but I think I'm 1528 01:09:11.119 --> 01:09:17.319 tripping a little bit. Loud steps, loud slope, a big 1529 01:09:17.399 --> 01:09:24.960 out lie slope featuring fear. Let's move on. 1530 01:09:25.159 --> 01:09:28.359 Some questions left by you guys, our patrons over at Patreon. 1531 01:09:28.520 --> 01:09:30.039 Complast a snart tank, remember you can. 1532 01:09:30.760 --> 01:09:33.560 What's the question, what's the audience? The interaction? Here? Is it? 1533 01:09:33.720 --> 01:09:35.439 The five dollars five do here? Yeah? 1534 01:09:35.640 --> 01:09:38.520 Five dollars sinko And then you can give us a 1535 01:09:38.600 --> 01:09:41.600 question and we'll we'll try to read it on the show. 1536 01:09:42.239 --> 01:09:43.880 We got. We got a decent amount of make it 1537 01:09:43.920 --> 01:09:47.680 a good question. Read stars in loud slope. 1538 01:09:48.319 --> 01:09:50.399 I would love it if Norman read this. Couldn't read. 1539 01:09:52.000 --> 01:09:56.880 I can't read it. I can't read it. I can't 1540 01:09:57.039 --> 01:10:00.479 read this. I can't read this. I can't read this. 1541 01:10:01.199 --> 01:10:04.000 That's what his first audition like, all right, Norman readaslug. 1542 01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:05.239 Would you read the first line of the script? 1543 01:10:05.439 --> 01:10:12.560 I can't. I can't normand you what his name again? 1544 01:10:12.920 --> 01:10:15.319 Fucking h what are you trying to? Jim was like, 1545 01:10:18.319 --> 01:10:21.000 give him every role. I want to be every character 1546 01:10:21.039 --> 01:10:26.000 and everything I want to be based. I want no 1547 01:10:26.159 --> 01:10:26.760 other actors. 1548 01:10:26.800 --> 01:10:31.600 In fact, somebody needs to be able to mod this, 1549 01:10:31.720 --> 01:10:34.760 by the way, like I want that's stranding, but every 1550 01:10:34.880 --> 01:10:35.680 character is Norman. 1551 01:10:36.760 --> 01:10:41.439 I want that baby him but it's small. Yeah, well 1552 01:10:41.479 --> 01:10:43.279 the baby is him, but I want it to literally be. 1553 01:10:44.560 --> 01:10:45.479 When's that one coming out? 1554 01:10:46.439 --> 01:10:49.880 That is? That's yeah, two is next year. I think 1555 01:10:50.159 --> 01:10:53.479 I'm stoked for that. That looks that looks it looks ridiculous. 1556 01:10:53.800 --> 01:10:54.399 It is exactly. 1557 01:10:56.079 --> 01:10:59.000 It is so absurd that like I have to like, 1558 01:10:59.079 --> 01:11:01.800 I'm so in yeah, like it's it's ridiculous. 1559 01:11:01.479 --> 01:11:04.159 And I was like, that hooked me a little bit. 1560 01:11:04.319 --> 01:11:07.760 Any other person would have put a like anything like that. 1561 01:11:08.479 --> 01:11:11.119 Any other person would have put that shit out, they 1562 01:11:11.119 --> 01:11:12.279 would have not had a job. Ever. 1563 01:11:12.359 --> 01:11:14.399 Again, I like how that's not an exaggeration when you 1564 01:11:14.439 --> 01:11:17.039 say any it's like literally true, like anyone else, Like 1565 01:11:17.039 --> 01:11:17.800 what the fuck is this? 1566 01:11:17.880 --> 01:11:18.359 Get out of here. 1567 01:11:20.800 --> 01:11:23.600 I don't know if that's necessarily true. No one could 1568 01:11:23.640 --> 01:11:26.079 pull it off, No one would be able to secure 1569 01:11:26.119 --> 01:11:28.920 the funding to do it. Yeah, but I actually think 1570 01:11:28.920 --> 01:11:30.640 people are totally into weird ship like that. 1571 01:11:30.840 --> 01:11:33.359 I don't you know, you're right. I think there's a 1572 01:11:33.560 --> 01:11:36.600 they exist, But I think it would not have gotten 1573 01:11:37.039 --> 01:11:39.479 any good record to doing what the guy I gotta 1574 01:11:39.800 --> 01:11:43.720 some guy's in a fucking orange Jump mega bit guitar stord. 1575 01:11:44.640 --> 01:11:47.119 I mean, I think most video games are we like 1576 01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:48.960 most video games that come from back then are like 1577 01:11:49.039 --> 01:11:51.520 fucking strange as hell. I just think like he's built 1578 01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:54.600 enough of like a reputation for himself that there's enough 1579 01:11:54.680 --> 01:11:56.800 faith built into his weird ideas that people can get 1580 01:11:56.840 --> 01:11:58.720 him done. But I've seen like, I don't know, man, 1581 01:11:58.760 --> 01:12:01.159 there's I just think it's he's able to take your 1582 01:12:01.199 --> 01:12:03.279 funding in a way that other people aren't, you know, 1583 01:12:03.880 --> 01:12:07.000 I think yeah, and yeah I agree, Like if somebody 1584 01:12:07.039 --> 01:12:08.880 else pitch that game and we're able to make it, 1585 01:12:09.199 --> 01:12:10.079 I think it would have been cool. 1586 01:12:10.199 --> 01:12:13.119 Still, No, you're you're right, it's it's it is it 1587 01:12:13.239 --> 01:12:16.920 is him, it is they trust him, and you can 1588 01:12:16.960 --> 01:12:21.439 literally Kojima as an experiment could be like here's my idea. 1589 01:12:21.680 --> 01:12:24.239 Give it to somebody else and they pitch it, and 1590 01:12:24.279 --> 01:12:26.920 they'll be like fuck no, and then and then be like, 1591 01:12:27.000 --> 01:12:30.159 oh see see like exactly gave me this idea like 1592 01:12:31.159 --> 01:12:33.720 the gave you. Then then they would probably be like oh, 1593 01:12:34.119 --> 01:12:37.079 if Kojima calls and you know and says like actually, yeah, 1594 01:12:37.119 --> 01:12:38.960 this is my idea, then they would change their mind 1595 01:12:39.159 --> 01:12:40.000 and it would just kind of like. 1596 01:12:41.680 --> 01:12:44.199 To work on something together. I would love to see 1597 01:12:44.239 --> 01:12:44.760 what that would be. 1598 01:12:45.079 --> 01:12:47.960 It doesn't even feel like it's out of the gangster. 1599 01:12:47.760 --> 01:12:50.239 Game like a mafia like a mob game would fucking 1600 01:12:51.000 --> 01:12:54.359 like like like why like why are they saying it 1601 01:12:54.399 --> 01:12:55.840 so much like you'd be saying that, and he's like 1602 01:12:55.880 --> 01:12:58.000 trust me, like I've been doing this for a decade. 1603 01:12:58.119 --> 01:13:02.159 Him making a mafia like a mafia game it would 1604 01:13:02.199 --> 01:13:03.079 be amazing. 1605 01:13:03.159 --> 01:13:05.319 It would be there's another mafia game also, there is 1606 01:13:05.359 --> 01:13:06.880 another mafia that old country. 1607 01:13:07.079 --> 01:13:09.680 Yeah, kind of the kind of game that would exist 1608 01:13:09.920 --> 01:13:12.640 from those two together would be such a because they 1609 01:13:12.640 --> 01:13:15.520 would try to be grounded because of Scorsese being like, yeah, 1610 01:13:15.560 --> 01:13:17.479 they gotta be from Boston. It's gonna be one of 1611 01:13:17.520 --> 01:13:19.640 them have to be of Italian descent. I'm from Boston. 1612 01:13:21.239 --> 01:13:23.720 There has to be one black child. He gets insulted 1613 01:13:23.760 --> 01:13:27.079 for no reason. What else. Someone has to be using 1614 01:13:27.159 --> 01:13:31.960 drugs a lot. The fucking be like the boss him 1615 01:13:31.960 --> 01:13:36.079 a dildo sword that was electrified and you could you 1616 01:13:36.159 --> 01:13:39.039 could fly for some reason. And then there was like 1617 01:13:39.079 --> 01:13:40.199 people that came out of mud. 1618 01:13:41.960 --> 01:13:45.359 Basically what I would play the hell yeah, I would 1619 01:13:45.479 --> 01:13:48.680 try it. I think what would happen is like Kojima 1620 01:13:48.800 --> 01:13:51.640 is so uh. Scorsese would set the whole scene, he 1621 01:13:51.800 --> 01:13:54.399 said everything, and then kojin would make little what he 1622 01:13:54.439 --> 01:13:59.720 would call enhancements and so like the Italian little enhancement 1623 01:14:00.079 --> 01:14:02.680 like every mob boss, like all the dons of like 1624 01:14:02.720 --> 01:14:06.920 every Italian fucking like mob would be something crazy like 1625 01:14:07.000 --> 01:14:11.880 one would just be a robot like like robot, like. 1626 01:14:11.960 --> 01:14:14.039 A straight up like the jetson. 1627 01:14:15.279 --> 01:14:18.159 I would want, I want, I want, and I would 1628 01:14:18.239 --> 01:14:22.039 love JA to make like a like a like a 1629 01:14:22.279 --> 01:14:27.560 wildly racist Italian mobster game. 1630 01:14:27.800 --> 01:14:34.479 Like it's like they're spaghetti people. Enemy comes out of 1631 01:14:34.560 --> 01:14:38.520 Italian wedding suit. I think he would actually be okay 1632 01:14:38.560 --> 01:14:40.279 with this. He like, this is actually kind of cool. 1633 01:14:41.520 --> 01:14:44.279 This is cinema. They you know, they love these things 1634 01:14:44.359 --> 01:14:46.520 so much that it would make sense if they were 1635 01:14:46.600 --> 01:14:49.239 like syentient, you know, like there would be a perfect 1636 01:14:49.279 --> 01:14:55.800 representation of Italian American. She's gonna voice a third of 1637 01:14:55.840 --> 01:15:01.399 the cast. Tory Baker is gonna play him. She's gonna 1638 01:15:01.399 --> 01:15:03.640 be played by Troy b It's gonna be his mo 1639 01:15:03.840 --> 01:15:08.239 cap too. He does his smoke cap. This is like 1640 01:15:08.279 --> 01:15:12.319 a crudely deep fake. The first question that Cojima asked 1641 01:15:12.319 --> 01:15:16.560 the scorsesees, what do we do with Norman? Riders? Where? Where? 1642 01:15:16.600 --> 01:15:19.720 How do we get Norman? So Norman is the main character, right, Yeah, 1643 01:15:19.720 --> 01:15:23.279 of course, he's explained. How do we make him the maka? 1644 01:15:24.359 --> 01:15:30.399 He's not Italian? How do we make him Italian? Bring 1645 01:15:30.479 --> 01:15:32.359 enormous weedis and we'll bring him to the Bronx. We'll 1646 01:15:32.359 --> 01:15:33.840 have him and sold a bunch of people want to appear. 1647 01:15:34.039 --> 01:15:36.319 He'll become Italian by nature. Get him, meet him some pizza. 1648 01:15:36.479 --> 01:15:41.439 Mechanical mustache, a mechanical mustache that, first of all, is 1649 01:15:41.520 --> 01:15:50.720 a very I a mechanical mustache. Does that work? Clearly? 1650 01:15:50.880 --> 01:15:52.279 Fucking screws, you know, like. 1651 01:15:55.239 --> 01:15:57.319 You know what, Actually, what I like about stuff is 1652 01:15:57.319 --> 01:15:59.560 that like it feels like like a dream kind of 1653 01:15:59.640 --> 01:16:01.680 you know what I mean, where it's just like it's 1654 01:16:01.800 --> 01:16:03.640 like I don't know what's. 1655 01:16:03.479 --> 01:16:06.319 Going on necessarily whatever. This is cool? 1656 01:16:06.600 --> 01:16:09.479 Like whatever, this is like that scarf that there's a 1657 01:16:09.560 --> 01:16:12.680 trailer in for death Straining two or whatever where that 1658 01:16:13.159 --> 01:16:15.359 French lady who's in the first one, she's like she 1659 01:16:15.439 --> 01:16:18.600 has like a scarf or whatever and it's like hands 1660 01:16:19.319 --> 01:16:19.800 and it's. 1661 01:16:19.760 --> 01:16:23.479 Like, oh right, this is sick. What is like how 1662 01:16:23.479 --> 01:16:24.279 do you even think of this? 1663 01:16:24.640 --> 01:16:26.279 How do you think of this model as animate? This 1664 01:16:26.680 --> 01:16:29.399 and like understand that like, yeah, this will work, Like 1665 01:16:29.479 --> 01:16:30.720 this is gonna look cool on screen. 1666 01:16:30.840 --> 01:16:35.319 GiMA is like imagine somebody learned every moment of history 1667 01:16:35.399 --> 01:16:37.920 from a manga. That is what I feel like every 1668 01:16:38.119 --> 01:16:42.199 single like Middle Gear Solid is an American anime that 1669 01:16:42.359 --> 01:16:45.159 is an anime version of what American Yeah and I 1670 01:16:45.199 --> 01:16:47.720 feel like that's what his interpretation, This is what American 1671 01:16:47.760 --> 01:16:48.920 Paul does look like. And it's like. 1672 01:16:50.560 --> 01:16:56.840 I guess, yeah, there's telekinetic arms and it's ridiculous. 1673 01:16:57.079 --> 01:16:58.159 It's awesome. I love it. 1674 01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:00.760 It really is like I like him a lot because 1675 01:17:00.840 --> 01:17:03.760 it feels like some like a kid playing with action figures, 1676 01:17:04.199 --> 01:17:05.920 you know what I mean, and just like building this 1677 01:17:06.319 --> 01:17:08.000 crazy ship that makes no sense. 1678 01:17:08.159 --> 01:17:09.840 I like that he's one of the last people that 1679 01:17:10.000 --> 01:17:12.199 let's is allowed to be truly as creative as he 1680 01:17:12.279 --> 01:17:12.640 wants to be. 1681 01:17:12.920 --> 01:17:15.159 So what, I don't think it always purely by accident, 1682 01:17:15.159 --> 01:17:15.479 and I think I. 1683 01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:17.520 Don't think it always hits, but I think he's in. 1684 01:17:17.800 --> 01:17:20.000 He's allowed to navigate this world as someone that can 1685 01:17:20.119 --> 01:17:21.600 just be created. You you know what. I want to 1686 01:17:21.680 --> 01:17:24.199 know what has been left on like the cutting room floor, like. 1687 01:17:24.960 --> 01:17:30.279 Yeah, like, hey, dude, dude, I surprise Quiet made it 1688 01:17:30.359 --> 01:17:30.760 through man. 1689 01:17:31.520 --> 01:17:34.399 Yeah, the crazy ass character. Yeah, I love it. 1690 01:17:34.920 --> 01:17:38.640 Anytime I see cut scenes of Metal right, Metal Gear Rising, 1691 01:17:39.159 --> 01:17:41.000 I'm just like, like, I can't believe this is real. 1692 01:17:42.319 --> 01:17:45.720 That's barely him. Yeah, but that's barely him. But if 1693 01:17:45.760 --> 01:17:47.840 you look at it, it's like it is complete. Because 1694 01:17:47.840 --> 01:17:49.840 that's why I like rising, it isn't him. No, here's 1695 01:17:49.840 --> 01:17:54.880 the thing without anime, without like his foundation. There's yeah, 1696 01:17:54.920 --> 01:17:57.720 there are some things in there, like the like the 1697 01:17:57.800 --> 01:18:01.000 antagonist for example, Like yeah, there is no that does 1698 01:18:01.119 --> 01:18:05.600 not exist without like a like hey in a coat, 1699 01:18:05.800 --> 01:18:09.840 this is so acceptable and any other in anything else, right, 1700 01:18:10.279 --> 01:18:11.439 You just it doesn't. 1701 01:18:11.439 --> 01:18:13.680 It doesn't work outside of manga. For me, it really doesn't. 1702 01:18:13.680 --> 01:18:18.079 It really doesn't. It's that game is so armstrong, gives 1703 01:18:18.119 --> 01:18:21.319 you a handshake that pulls you in for a hug 1704 01:18:21.399 --> 01:18:24.600 after just nearly beating the shit. It's interesting. 1705 01:18:24.960 --> 01:18:27.840 It's interesting that it works for his what's so because 1706 01:18:27.880 --> 01:18:31.279 it is anime, right, And it would be annoying if 1707 01:18:31.319 --> 01:18:33.159 you saw this in like a live action thing, even 1708 01:18:33.239 --> 01:18:35.960 in something that was like made to even in a 1709 01:18:36.000 --> 01:18:37.960 game that's like rendered to look live action. But for 1710 01:18:38.039 --> 01:18:41.680 whatever reason, it works. Yeah, for like metal Gear and 1711 01:18:41.960 --> 01:18:42.479 Death Franny. 1712 01:18:42.520 --> 01:18:45.000 It's weird. I mean it's for metal Gear so much 1713 01:18:45.079 --> 01:18:47.399 because of the way it's been set up. Like metal 1714 01:18:47.439 --> 01:18:51.760 Gear one is like very like brother like brothers quarrel, 1715 01:18:52.159 --> 01:18:56.239 and then two turns into like use this sort of 1716 01:18:56.319 --> 01:18:59.520 deflect missiles. At a moment, you're like, what the fuck 1717 01:18:59.680 --> 01:19:02.880 to and then three is just like, hey, here's this 1718 01:19:03.079 --> 01:19:06.800 like ridiculously insane jungle simulator where you got to kill 1719 01:19:06.800 --> 01:19:09.720 alligators and eat them. And then four is now you're 1720 01:19:09.720 --> 01:19:13.359 an old man who just judo throws people till they die. 1721 01:19:13.439 --> 01:19:14.399 It's just like a series of. 1722 01:19:14.640 --> 01:19:20.000 Well, speaking of well, speaking of games that are runaway successes, 1723 01:19:21.800 --> 01:19:26.600 are you familiar with Concord? Yeah, yeah, yeah, well yeah, 1724 01:19:26.800 --> 01:19:29.720 so well out there, that's the opposite. Yeah, it's literally 1725 01:19:29.800 --> 01:19:30.520 the exact opposite. 1726 01:19:30.520 --> 01:19:34.920 That's like saying and that's like saying, let's talk about 1727 01:19:35.079 --> 01:19:36.000 I feel bad for those guys. 1728 01:19:36.119 --> 01:19:39.960 Really honestly, it's like that's got I think it's like 1729 01:19:40.520 --> 01:19:44.680 it debuted with lower steam numbers than Lord of the Rings. 1730 01:19:44.760 --> 01:19:51.880 Gollum. Oh no, damn. So you know, rest in peace. 1731 01:19:51.960 --> 01:19:55.000 Imagine being that far out. Imagine being that far out 1732 01:19:55.000 --> 01:19:56.479 of the fight when you walk in. That's like going 1733 01:19:56.560 --> 01:19:58.680 into a UFC match slipping as soon as you fall 1734 01:19:58.800 --> 01:20:01.079 in and then you're half I'm gone. That's like you 1735 01:20:01.079 --> 01:20:01.560 couldn't like. 1736 01:20:01.600 --> 01:20:04.119 You're like you're already Like I've been waiting for that, dude, 1737 01:20:04.479 --> 01:20:06.720 I've been waiting for Like there's this one guy, Bobby Green. 1738 01:20:06.880 --> 01:20:09.520 He changed his name to King greenow Uh he does 1739 01:20:09.600 --> 01:20:13.199 a flip he does when he enters, and I'm just 1740 01:20:13.319 --> 01:20:14.760 waiting for him to not clear and. 1741 01:20:14.840 --> 01:20:17.479 Hit his head and just just be like done. And 1742 01:20:17.800 --> 01:20:19.720 sometimes it looks like he's like I'm like, dude, this 1743 01:20:19.800 --> 01:20:23.600 is too dangerous. Stop doing it. I don't really mean this, 1744 01:20:24.920 --> 01:20:27.119 but I would love to see someone die right before 1745 01:20:27.159 --> 01:20:30.279 I can't match. It's like right, like, I don't mean 1746 01:20:30.359 --> 01:20:33.560 this horribly, but like the idea of somebody going into 1747 01:20:33.600 --> 01:20:36.279 the ring, slipping in the head and then that's it, 1748 01:20:36.479 --> 01:20:41.760 Like everybody gets they're dead, not even like oh oh 1749 01:20:41.800 --> 01:20:45.920 they're unconscious, they clear, he's still You're looking for it 1750 01:20:45.920 --> 01:20:47.640 to see him breathing, and you don't see any elevation 1751 01:20:47.760 --> 01:20:50.439 of his chest like he's gone. He's off immedium. 1752 01:20:50.600 --> 01:20:53.159 Technically, that would be the best scenario because then people 1753 01:20:53.199 --> 01:20:55.680 can't blame it on the combat that killed him, you know, 1754 01:20:55.880 --> 01:20:58.479 like that might mess might there might be commissions out 1755 01:20:58.520 --> 01:21:00.560 there being like, oh, maybe we need more regulations, Like 1756 01:21:00.560 --> 01:21:02.119 if he just died before he got punch would be 1757 01:21:02.119 --> 01:21:02.520 pretty cool. 1758 01:21:02.600 --> 01:21:07.039 Humpty dumpty, ass fella, And that's it. Now. I still 1759 01:21:07.079 --> 01:21:09.880 want like Dana's still mad for some reason. Dat up 1760 01:21:09.880 --> 01:21:12.479 there he fucking he took our money and he, like Dana, 1761 01:21:12.560 --> 01:21:15.239 he died, so what so what? Man sue his family, 1762 01:21:15.319 --> 01:21:23.760 sue the estate people, ven and man, I hate that guy. 1763 01:21:23.920 --> 01:21:26.720 He is like he's a deal. His mom wrote a 1764 01:21:26.760 --> 01:21:31.079 book about him. How much he sucks eminem Yeah, yeah, 1765 01:21:31.079 --> 01:21:33.560 I mean did she do that to you? Absolutely not. 1766 01:21:33.800 --> 01:21:35.079 I think I think she did around. 1767 01:21:35.600 --> 01:21:37.800 I mean his mom did like something she did she 1768 01:21:37.880 --> 01:21:39.319 made like a dis track. I think I mean she went, 1769 01:21:39.640 --> 01:21:40.439 know she did and did she? 1770 01:21:40.680 --> 01:21:41.720 I swear, I feel like that. 1771 01:21:41.760 --> 01:21:43.680 I feel like I'm not sue the funk out of him. 1772 01:21:43.720 --> 01:21:46.159 I know that, but like I feel like I'm not lying. 1773 01:21:46.760 --> 01:21:49.720 I that should be easily verifiable. 1774 01:21:50.239 --> 01:21:52.279 Yeah, looking up, well, I because I swear to god, 1775 01:21:52.319 --> 01:21:55.239 that's real, like she because that's because there's a song 1776 01:21:55.279 --> 01:21:58.920 where he's where he's like your mom, you're a bit 1777 01:21:59.600 --> 01:22:01.239 Well no, it's he goes, Is that why you made 1778 01:22:01.239 --> 01:22:02.000 that c D for me? 1779 01:22:02.159 --> 01:22:04.680 Ma? You know, like that's that's a real like she 1780 01:22:04.800 --> 01:22:07.800 did something like that. I don't know that I might 1781 01:22:07.840 --> 01:22:10.720 be lying. Who knows if that is real? I didn't know, 1782 01:22:10.880 --> 01:22:16.000 And that's amazing. Debbie Mathers, Dear Marshall, I. 1783 01:22:16.000 --> 01:22:18.399 Don't know, if that's real, Debbie Mathers. 1784 01:22:18.720 --> 01:22:21.000 Dear Marshall. People are saying that's what it's called. Yeah, 1785 01:22:21.680 --> 01:22:22.199 I think that's it. 1786 01:22:22.760 --> 01:22:25.560 Uh okay, And she she's trying to rap, but I 1787 01:22:25.600 --> 01:22:28.680 think she gives up. My name is Debbie, and my 1788 01:22:28.800 --> 01:22:31.079 name is. My name is Debbie, and my son is 1789 01:22:31.279 --> 01:22:32.199 gay dom and gay. 1790 01:22:33.079 --> 01:22:34.920 My name is Debbie. I'm here to say em and 1791 01:22:35.119 --> 01:22:36.920 is my son and he's dumb and gay. 1792 01:22:38.039 --> 01:22:41.920 Yeah I'm gay too, but anyway, zacharyally cool, Zachary wrote. 1793 01:22:41.760 --> 01:22:48.560 In Marshall, Mathers is the fucking fool said, what do 1794 01:22:48.640 --> 01:22:57.399 you do? What is going on? It's pretty cool old 1795 01:22:57.439 --> 01:22:58.159 school hip hop? 1796 01:22:58.279 --> 01:22:58.439 Man? 1797 01:23:00.119 --> 01:23:02.560 What is that went down to see? And the like 1798 01:23:02.600 --> 01:23:03.720 I shot in the face. 1799 01:23:04.239 --> 01:23:10.359 I'm all right, Zachary wrote in he said not he said, 1800 01:23:10.479 --> 01:23:13.199 not a question. I just started playing Red Redemption to 1801 01:23:13.319 --> 01:23:16.279 and saw that parody video you posted before I began 1802 01:23:16.399 --> 01:23:18.479 the game. Now every time I interact with Dutch, it's 1803 01:23:18.520 --> 01:23:19.079 all I can hear. 1804 01:23:19.199 --> 01:23:21.359 Thanks for that. So this is. 1805 01:23:22.920 --> 01:23:26.680 This is spreading right, and this is absolutely us doing this. 1806 01:23:27.119 --> 01:23:27.319 Yeah. 1807 01:23:27.840 --> 01:23:32.039 But I was on Summon sign today with with Brad 1808 01:23:32.079 --> 01:23:36.920 and Micah around last in and he was telling me 1809 01:23:37.600 --> 01:23:40.720 that he can't stop thinking about it, so like this 1810 01:23:40.840 --> 01:23:43.079 is spreading, Like I think everybody at that company is 1811 01:23:43.760 --> 01:23:45.439 ingratiated to I said to the colum because I had 1812 01:23:45.479 --> 01:23:46.720 to do it, and then now that's it and now 1813 01:23:46.760 --> 01:23:47.319 it's everywhere. 1814 01:23:47.960 --> 01:23:51.560 But I wonder, like, are we in the comments of 1815 01:23:51.600 --> 01:23:53.279 that video? I bet we must be right, It. 1816 01:23:53.359 --> 01:23:55.840 Must be like I imagine, I imagine there's at. 1817 01:23:55.760 --> 01:23:59.199 Least a couple. Yeah, like the clown video, the frigging 1818 01:23:59.279 --> 01:24:03.359 clown right here, Almost all the comments are about us 1819 01:24:03.520 --> 01:24:06.039 bringing it up then getting a shot to uh that 1820 01:24:07.199 --> 01:24:10.560 the camera. It's such a whimsical thing, dude. And the 1821 01:24:10.640 --> 01:24:12.560 fake out, the fake out of what makes that video 1822 01:24:12.920 --> 01:24:14.159 a ten out of ten video for me. 1823 01:24:14.199 --> 01:24:16.960 The parts of the Caribbean song accompanying a clown shot 1824 01:24:17.000 --> 01:24:17.279 to death. 1825 01:24:17.319 --> 01:24:21.319 It's pretty deserved it. That's one person. I'm like, yeh, 1826 01:24:21.359 --> 01:24:22.279 con deserved. It shouldn't be. 1827 01:24:22.319 --> 01:24:25.399 Someone absolutely, why are you in my house doing? Even 1828 01:24:25.439 --> 01:24:29.239 if just you're asking for there's no way around it. 1829 01:24:29.680 --> 01:24:30.800 I want to shot him in his leg, and I 1830 01:24:30.800 --> 01:24:32.159 would have ragged him to the back and I would 1831 01:24:32.159 --> 01:24:34.680 have buried him. That's the thing. 1832 01:24:34.720 --> 01:24:36.279 And you gotta shoot him in the chest, man, because 1833 01:24:36.840 --> 01:24:40.359 otherwise like, if you're not a sharp shooter, that's the target, 1834 01:24:40.520 --> 01:24:42.600 pam top. 1835 01:24:42.479 --> 01:24:47.079 Of the head right here, Yeah, the top of the head, Yeah, 1836 01:24:47.119 --> 01:24:52.920 exactly from the hip, from the hip. If you're shooting 1837 01:24:52.960 --> 01:24:54.720 on a hip in real life with a real pistol, 1838 01:24:54.800 --> 01:24:56.319 not like a not even a shooter. 1839 01:25:00.079 --> 01:25:04.479 Uh the DYSLEXA casting director in charge of hiring gingers, 1840 01:25:07.439 --> 01:25:07.880 I get it. 1841 01:25:08.720 --> 01:25:13.159 He says, Hey, hello, nig nigg and niggy that is 1842 01:25:16.079 --> 01:25:21.319 which one is the retarded one? Which is the retarded one? 1843 01:25:21.479 --> 01:25:25.800 One D? Right, Yeah, that's one. Yeah, he's yeah, because 1844 01:25:25.800 --> 01:25:30.680 then it's double D and with the fucking double double G. Yeah, 1845 01:25:31.039 --> 01:25:32.680 so double g's yeah, okay. 1846 01:25:32.439 --> 01:25:35.279 Okay, yeah, anyway, he says, one of my favorite things 1847 01:25:35.319 --> 01:25:37.479 in movies and shows is having a song a company 1848 01:25:37.520 --> 01:25:39.199 of fight scene to make it funny and more enjoyable. 1849 01:25:39.520 --> 01:25:41.840 Are there any that you guys love or any songs 1850 01:25:41.880 --> 01:25:44.079 that you would you would love to add to existing 1851 01:25:44.159 --> 01:25:46.039 fight scenes. The first thing that came up to me 1852 01:25:46.760 --> 01:25:51.159 for this was, it's not a good fight scene at all, 1853 01:25:51.800 --> 01:26:01.079 but uh, kung paw, which is you're talking about, well, 1854 01:26:01.199 --> 01:26:06.039 there's a CoP's not very good, but like the musical 1855 01:26:06.239 --> 01:26:09.279 company of like there's baby got back in the beginning 1856 01:26:09.279 --> 01:26:11.560 the earlier one. Yeah, but like my favorite one is 1857 01:26:11.600 --> 01:26:15.079 Black Betty. At the end where they're playing Black Ram 1858 01:26:15.199 --> 01:26:19.039 jams Black Betty as the chosen One is fighting be Betty. 1859 01:26:19.359 --> 01:26:23.039 It's just like, I love this. This is so stupid. 1860 01:26:23.359 --> 01:26:25.319 I will say if it wasn't for that movie, even 1861 01:26:25.359 --> 01:26:29.319 though we've talked about this before that I find look, 1862 01:26:29.359 --> 01:26:32.159 as much as I love Stupid Ship, that one's just 1863 01:26:32.239 --> 01:26:34.439 a little bit too over the top stupid to me. 1864 01:26:34.960 --> 01:26:38.199 I have watched that movie High so many times, and 1865 01:26:38.319 --> 01:26:42.960 it is a blast. When you're blitzed. You can't watch 1866 01:26:43.039 --> 01:26:43.479 that normal. 1867 01:26:43.720 --> 01:26:46.640 I've had probably been on and I stopped having sex 1868 01:26:47.039 --> 01:26:49.119 because you're laughing at a scene or something I've done. 1869 01:26:49.159 --> 01:26:51.119 I was like, I can't do that. 1870 01:26:51.199 --> 01:26:52.920 There are certain things you can't put on while you're 1871 01:26:52.960 --> 01:26:54.479 performing because it'll complete a short. 1872 01:26:54.600 --> 01:26:56.479 Can't You cannot have comedy on while you're trying to, 1873 01:26:57.039 --> 01:26:59.880 like a good one will ruin the moment. I actually 1874 01:27:00.239 --> 01:27:05.399 literally soft hearing Seth Rogan laugh crazy. I was like, 1875 01:27:06.079 --> 01:27:09.920 I was like, hold on a second, turn the ship off. 1876 01:27:10.439 --> 01:27:12.920 I don't like it this Wait, don't turn it off. 1877 01:27:14.840 --> 01:27:21.520 I watch it. That's fucking that's so scary. 1878 01:27:23.079 --> 01:27:25.319 But yeah, Kung Pound has some good moments. I what 1879 01:27:25.520 --> 01:27:28.760 was it my my first guitar that I bought with 1880 01:27:28.880 --> 01:27:30.880 my own money. I named it Betty because of that, 1881 01:27:30.920 --> 01:27:32.720 because I was just like, that was so absurd to 1882 01:27:32.800 --> 01:27:35.000 me that, like, his name is Betty and I was like, 1883 01:27:35.239 --> 01:27:35.840 I'm not Betty. 1884 01:27:35.920 --> 01:27:39.199 That's an old school name that doesn't exist. Whether you 1885 01:27:39.319 --> 01:27:42.680 get when you cross an owl with a bungee guard Miami, 1886 01:27:43.560 --> 01:27:48.720 what it is? Really? That was a real movie. When 1887 01:27:48.760 --> 01:27:50.239 I was like when I was you did it? You 1888 01:27:50.279 --> 01:27:51.920 know when it first came out? Because when first came out, 1889 01:27:51.960 --> 01:27:54.399 I think I was like maybe like nine or ten, dude, 1890 01:27:54.479 --> 01:27:57.359 I thought you were what's happening? I thought when I 1891 01:27:57.479 --> 01:28:05.960 come out, when Compound came out, okay, okay, uh, I'm 1892 01:28:06.000 --> 01:28:08.640 sorry you being nine or ten, you should know better 1893 01:28:08.880 --> 01:28:10.680 because I was like, what is wrong with this movie? 1894 01:28:10.760 --> 01:28:14.079 Like is this serious? You were such a man? I 1895 01:28:14.159 --> 01:28:16.359 was like, such a stupid pool lies. I was like, 1896 01:28:16.399 --> 01:28:17.520 why would you not make a movie? 1897 01:28:18.520 --> 01:28:19.079 This is you? 1898 01:28:19.439 --> 01:28:24.079 Were you not a It was real too? You weren't 1899 01:28:24.079 --> 01:28:26.840 aware of you weren't wait what why wouldn't it be real? 1900 01:28:27.600 --> 01:28:29.359 You watch any movies like that? I wasn't really this 1901 01:28:29.479 --> 01:28:31.279 is like one of the first with her watches what's 1902 01:28:31.319 --> 01:28:33.319 going on here? Why is the movie so bad? 1903 01:28:34.720 --> 01:28:37.880 Never you never, like your parents never introduced you to, 1904 01:28:38.039 --> 01:28:40.760 like say any Leslie Nielsen movies. 1905 01:28:41.359 --> 01:28:44.199 Like Naked Gun and stuff. But like but they were 1906 01:28:44.399 --> 01:28:48.119 Police Academy. She wasn't watching. I was watching like Edna 1907 01:28:48.199 --> 01:28:50.880 James performances, and I'm like, this is really she's a 1908 01:28:50.960 --> 01:28:53.319 really good singer. I guess, like I don't know well 1909 01:28:53.560 --> 01:28:56.159 for like singing Spanish. 1910 01:28:57.119 --> 01:28:59.520 Well, so for me, I remember I knew it was 1911 01:28:59.560 --> 01:29:02.079 like an all third movie or whatever, right, but uh, 1912 01:29:03.000 --> 01:29:09.279 I just my thought was I remember specifically thinking that 1913 01:29:09.439 --> 01:29:13.399 trailer at the end for the sequel was undoubtedly real. 1914 01:29:13.560 --> 01:29:14.119 Oh god. 1915 01:29:14.199 --> 01:29:16.239 And I remember being so annoyed because I was just like, 1916 01:29:16.319 --> 01:29:19.079 where is this, Like where's this fucking movie? 1917 01:29:20.439 --> 01:29:23.039 You wanted to see that? I wanted to see more 1918 01:29:23.119 --> 01:29:25.720 watched it. I wanted to see that fucking tongue in 1919 01:29:25.800 --> 01:29:29.640 a movie. See. It was just so stupid, Like I 1920 01:29:29.720 --> 01:29:30.640 just couldn't believe. 1921 01:29:30.399 --> 01:29:31.960 That it was real, and it was just it was 1922 01:29:32.079 --> 01:29:34.840 so stupid that like I just loved it. I was 1923 01:29:34.920 --> 01:29:40.000 just so enamored with just how completely there there was 1924 01:29:40.079 --> 01:29:44.479 like no attempt at all to make it like a 1925 01:29:44.600 --> 01:29:45.439 legitimate film. 1926 01:29:45.600 --> 01:29:47.359 Yeah, to find on a year that came out, because 1927 01:29:47.359 --> 01:29:49.479 I want to see how old I was? One o two? 1928 01:29:50.039 --> 01:29:53.000 Maybe I was younger than I when when was Kung 1929 01:29:53.079 --> 01:29:57.520 Paoell out Kingston, you're looking it up, Come Powell, enter 1930 01:29:57.600 --> 01:30:00.279 the fist, enter my ass. Two. 1931 01:30:00.960 --> 01:30:03.880 Yeah, so I was I was younger than that. I 1932 01:30:04.039 --> 01:30:06.920 was like fucking eight and I was seven. I saw 1933 01:30:07.359 --> 01:30:10.039 I was. I was like twelve. But I was just 1934 01:30:10.199 --> 01:30:12.960 like why is this? I was just like I usually 1935 01:30:13.039 --> 01:30:16.079 saw movies that attempted to be good, So I was like, 1936 01:30:16.600 --> 01:30:19.560 is this movie? Why do they make these choices? 1937 01:30:19.600 --> 01:30:21.520 I just like where where was your You had like 1938 01:30:21.640 --> 01:30:23.880 no critical thinking at all, like oh this is yet 1939 01:30:24.079 --> 01:30:27.239 this is clearly like some fake Like they even showed 1940 01:30:27.279 --> 01:30:29.720 you like they even at one point I think there's 1941 01:30:29.720 --> 01:30:32.439 a blue screen in it like that kind of showing 1942 01:30:32.479 --> 01:30:32.840 you being. 1943 01:30:32.800 --> 01:30:35.319 On set, like like you know what are they doing? 1944 01:30:35.840 --> 01:30:37.319 You just didn't really have it, Okay, you didn't have 1945 01:30:37.319 --> 01:30:41.760 any COMMI. 1946 01:30:41.000 --> 01:30:43.920 I will say, like watching that movie now, it's funny 1947 01:30:44.079 --> 01:30:47.800 how obvious it is, Like the super what is it? 1948 01:30:47.840 --> 01:30:49.560 What do you call it? The super imposing or whatever? 1949 01:30:49.800 --> 01:30:53.079 The compositing, like it's very obvious, but like at the 1950 01:30:53.119 --> 01:30:56.439 time on like blurry kind of crt TVs, the effects 1951 01:30:56.520 --> 01:30:59.800 like really held up, like I remember, just because that 1952 01:30:59.920 --> 01:31:01.199 was one of the most impressive things about that. I 1953 01:31:01.279 --> 01:31:02.560 think that's why I was so obsessed with I was like, 1954 01:31:02.640 --> 01:31:05.600 how did they fucking do this? Because like some shots 1955 01:31:05.640 --> 01:31:07.079 are crazy, and then you watch it on a high 1956 01:31:07.159 --> 01:31:09.000 f TV and you're like, oh, yeah, I could do this, 1957 01:31:09.359 --> 01:31:11.000 Like I understand exactly how this works. 1958 01:31:11.079 --> 01:31:14.600 Yeah yeah, but it's it's cool, that's pretty I don't know, 1959 01:31:14.680 --> 01:31:15.399 that's pretty wild. 1960 01:31:15.600 --> 01:31:17.680 I just I don't know, it's it's just a weird 1961 01:31:17.760 --> 01:31:21.039 thing to me because I have an extremely immature sentto humor, but. 1962 01:31:21.119 --> 01:31:24.039 Some of the stuff is just too too, too dumb. 1963 01:31:24.159 --> 01:31:26.680 I guess your line is crazy, but it's like it's 1964 01:31:26.760 --> 01:31:28.560 like me for like what I can laugh at and 1965 01:31:28.640 --> 01:31:30.359 what I can't laugh at. Well, just like I'll laugh 1966 01:31:30.359 --> 01:31:32.880 at like somebody blowing up, but like, hey man, you're 1967 01:31:32.920 --> 01:31:35.880 making fun of a person in a wheelchair. That's not cool. 1968 01:31:36.239 --> 01:31:38.359 But then like ten minutes later, I'll laugh at someone 1969 01:31:38.359 --> 01:31:40.199 in the wheelchair falling off a cliff. You know. 1970 01:31:40.359 --> 01:31:43.880 Like it's like the thing about it is the thing 1971 01:31:43.920 --> 01:31:46.840 about Kung Pow is that like it's very stupid, right, 1972 01:31:47.239 --> 01:31:49.199 and then as if you watch it as an adult, 1973 01:31:49.279 --> 01:31:51.840 like the stupid parts don't make you laugh as much anymore, 1974 01:31:52.159 --> 01:31:55.159 but there are parts that like are smarter that you 1975 01:31:55.279 --> 01:32:00.359 don't necessarily recall. Like I remember specifically there's this there's 1976 01:32:00.399 --> 01:32:04.239 a scene of the dog barking and the bark is 1977 01:32:04.319 --> 01:32:07.039 delayed because he's dubbed yeah, and I just say that 1978 01:32:07.199 --> 01:32:09.600 that's fucking that's so good. That's such a that is 1979 01:32:09.640 --> 01:32:12.720 such a stupid good bit. And then there was one 1980 01:32:12.760 --> 01:32:15.239 where they're like searching the camp for like the chosen 1981 01:32:15.279 --> 01:32:17.119 one or whatever, and one guy goes like, you go 1982 01:32:17.239 --> 01:32:19.800 that way, I'll go home. It's just like these like 1983 01:32:20.880 --> 01:32:23.279 it's just so stupid and it's well, I think a 1984 01:32:23.319 --> 01:32:26.439 lot of it's well delivered, too, like like the lines 1985 01:32:26.479 --> 01:32:29.920 are delivered with like a like I think about that 1986 01:32:30.079 --> 01:32:33.479 scene of him shaking the woman and like he's like 1987 01:32:33.600 --> 01:32:35.600 clearly yelling and then the cameras like zooming in on 1988 01:32:35.720 --> 01:32:37.439 him as he's yelling, and the voice line is just 1989 01:32:37.520 --> 01:32:39.079 like no, it's just like. 1990 01:32:39.960 --> 01:32:44.680 I implore you to reconsider yeah, and like terrible IDR. 1991 01:32:46.319 --> 01:32:48.279 But it's so good. Like I don't know, I think 1992 01:32:48.399 --> 01:32:50.920 I think stuff like that is actually what I enjoy 1993 01:32:50.960 --> 01:32:53.680 about that. There are those moments, there's a lot of there's. 1994 01:32:53.399 --> 01:32:55.159 A lot more of them in the in those movies 1995 01:32:55.199 --> 01:32:57.800 than well, that movie than I remember, because I remember 1996 01:32:58.159 --> 01:33:00.199 putting it up again like we were really high and I. 1997 01:33:00.279 --> 01:33:01.680 Was like, let's just watch this dumb movie. 1998 01:33:01.760 --> 01:33:05.239 It'll be like a you know, nostalgic and the stuff 1999 01:33:05.239 --> 01:33:07.119 that used to make me laugh didn't make me laugh anymore. 2000 01:33:07.159 --> 01:33:10.760 Like the Cow is fucking stupid. The cow was mad 2001 01:33:10.840 --> 01:33:13.840 funny when I was a little but yeah, it's I 2002 01:33:13.880 --> 01:33:14.560 didn't like it either. 2003 01:33:14.600 --> 01:33:18.640 It's the party skip. Yeah, but then it's just like, yeah, 2004 01:33:18.720 --> 01:33:21.600 like I employed to, it's just there's. 2005 01:33:21.439 --> 01:33:24.680 A lot of that's a lot of nuts. Doesn't mean 2006 01:33:24.720 --> 01:33:26.560 with Twilight, Dude, I think that movie is so fucking 2007 01:33:26.600 --> 01:33:30.560 funny now, but it's such a dog shit film. Yeah. Always, 2008 01:33:30.560 --> 01:33:32.399 you're gonna come into the seed in the Halloween. We're 2009 01:33:32.479 --> 01:33:36.239 go every Halloween? What the fuck? Why are you conscripting 2010 01:33:36.279 --> 01:33:38.800 me into this? Was really fun, it's actually a really 2011 01:33:38.840 --> 01:33:41.960 good time. What are you doing? It's like hash the 2012 01:33:42.000 --> 01:33:44.800 same jokes. I don't get it. No, it's it's outdoor movies. 2013 01:33:44.840 --> 01:33:47.039 We go see it every time we sit there and 2014 01:33:47.159 --> 01:33:49.039 we're just baffled by it. But we have like it's 2015 01:33:49.039 --> 01:33:51.159 like a we get like hot chocolate and it's like 2016 01:33:51.199 --> 01:33:52.920 in the middle of a park. We're just watching Twilight. 2017 01:33:53.000 --> 01:33:55.000 This movie is so fucking stupid. Maybe I don't know, 2018 01:33:55.239 --> 01:33:57.239 it's really fun. It depends on when you do it. 2019 01:33:57.479 --> 01:34:00.279 Yeah, I think that's like, that's what Jojo does with her. 2020 01:34:00.359 --> 01:34:02.039 She would do with her her best friend. They would 2021 01:34:02.039 --> 01:34:03.560 do that ship all the time. And the Harry Potter movies. 2022 01:34:03.600 --> 01:34:05.079 I guess I can't watch Harry Potter. 2023 01:34:05.199 --> 01:34:07.439 I still have only seen the first three movies and 2024 01:34:07.920 --> 01:34:09.119 part two of the last one. 2025 01:34:09.279 --> 01:34:10.520 I saw only the first one. 2026 01:34:10.720 --> 01:34:13.960 I am so deeply lacking in context. Yeah, everything I 2027 01:34:14.079 --> 01:34:15.439 know Dobby gets throwing knife. 2028 01:34:16.720 --> 01:34:19.920 I don't. I don't know enough about Dobby. I just don't. 2029 01:34:20.359 --> 01:34:22.600 You never even met Dobby. No, my god, I know 2030 01:34:22.760 --> 01:34:26.199 you know Dobby does so I know references like I 2031 01:34:26.279 --> 01:34:28.760 know you guys are talking about but I'm like you, 2032 01:34:28.800 --> 01:34:32.800 I don't know. Doberta come suck. Dobert is free. 2033 01:34:35.079 --> 01:34:39.600 He's like from a he's from a get rat. He's 2034 01:34:39.640 --> 01:34:43.159 from a race of slaves. That like to be enslaved. 2035 01:34:43.640 --> 01:34:47.319 No, are you serious? Not like they're just they're cool complicit. 2036 01:34:48.479 --> 01:34:58.279 We do we we we we slaves? Like that? What Harry? 2037 01:34:58.840 --> 01:35:05.880 He's like, He's like, maybe I got this. You want 2038 01:35:05.920 --> 01:35:17.920 to go, you gotta okay a whole bladds. I will 2039 01:35:17.960 --> 01:35:32.520 be what you got slittering? Oh yeah boy? Oh yeah yeah. 2040 01:35:33.279 --> 01:35:33.720 Did you see that? 2041 01:35:34.520 --> 01:35:36.920 It's been going around on Twitter recently, Like it's like 2042 01:35:37.279 --> 01:35:42.199 a popsicle that's like partially no, it's like a it's 2043 01:35:42.239 --> 01:35:44.840 like a it's like it's a popsicle that's like a 2044 01:35:44.920 --> 01:35:48.520 little bit like dented and funked up, and it's, uh, 2045 01:35:49.039 --> 01:35:49.640 have you seen this? 2046 01:35:50.039 --> 01:35:50.319 Haven't? 2047 01:35:50.359 --> 01:35:54.000 Okay, it relates to what we're talking about. So talking 2048 01:35:54.039 --> 01:35:55.319 like yourself while I find. 2049 01:35:55.159 --> 01:36:11.760 This boy, Yeah, got on here, I do something like that. Dude. 2050 01:36:11.800 --> 01:36:14.199 That's so so funny because it was everything was almost 2051 01:36:14.279 --> 01:36:17.199 fine and really walked in and ruined. He's like everything 2052 01:36:17.399 --> 01:36:22.680 everything is going a little bit to toy. 2053 01:36:24.079 --> 01:36:30.159 That I feel like we're so wrong with because I 2054 01:36:30.199 --> 01:36:33.479 feel like they emphatically pronounced the agent like everything and 2055 01:36:33.600 --> 01:36:34.560 we'll like leave it out. 2056 01:36:35.600 --> 01:36:38.079 We're like e and I'm like, I don't think that's 2057 01:36:38.560 --> 01:36:42.800 he just doesn't. He doesn't. He's just ewe. That's the 2058 01:36:42.920 --> 01:36:45.640 Cockney accent. I think I have to. I have to 2059 01:36:46.760 --> 01:36:53.680 him the death. I like say whatever whatever. Oh yeah, 2060 01:36:53.800 --> 01:36:59.880 oh yeah, you know my talent you already because like 2061 01:37:00.319 --> 01:37:02.159 Jamaican spotoir is very similar to that. 2062 01:37:02.600 --> 01:37:08.319 Yeah, land how do you? How do youland? Oh, Landa 2063 01:37:08.680 --> 01:37:11.159 have a little junk chicken? Why I come take my 2064 01:37:11.279 --> 01:37:14.399 boy from me? Homelanda, Why I don't do it? I mean, girl, 2065 01:37:14.880 --> 01:37:17.680 you don't go wrong. Pun up me woman, Landa may 2066 01:37:17.760 --> 01:37:19.359 go bun you up one time? 2067 01:37:20.199 --> 01:37:25.399 And Homelanders he liked me, bro. Oh yeah, he liked 2068 01:37:25.439 --> 01:37:25.640 me Bro. 2069 01:37:25.800 --> 01:37:27.640 Every time I see every time I see Milkers, I'm 2070 01:37:27.720 --> 01:37:29.600 just like, I immediately thirsty Bro. 2071 01:37:29.800 --> 01:37:33.000 I was like, I hate that. That's a bad cracks 2072 01:37:33.039 --> 01:37:36.960 in my lips and ship a'most drying. I started getting 2073 01:37:37.000 --> 01:37:42.239 like a goblinoid hunch. Don't get to Dame. I don't 2074 01:37:42.279 --> 01:37:46.600 need it. I don't need it. I need it. I'm 2075 01:37:46.640 --> 01:37:49.039 going to just several times for attempting to drink milk. 2076 01:37:49.039 --> 01:37:52.039 From the amount of times I've been throwing him back 2077 01:37:52.079 --> 01:37:54.279 in the in the in the wagon, I'm trying to 2078 01:37:54.319 --> 01:37:56.159 get a patty wagon because I was trying to get 2079 01:37:56.239 --> 01:37:58.119 some milk for you get a little bit of milk, 2080 01:37:58.159 --> 01:38:00.680 and I'm like, I had my bowl and chick gold 2081 01:38:00.760 --> 01:38:03.000 and grabs the I'm talking so milk for it. And 2082 01:38:03.159 --> 01:38:08.399 it was like that inappropriate. Can't believe we called the cops. 2083 01:38:08.800 --> 01:38:11.359 I'm trying to get it from home from starlight. So 2084 01:38:11.600 --> 01:38:17.399 I found it. So think about think about this British 2085 01:38:17.399 --> 01:38:41.199 accent that we're doing. Look at this, that's real, that's organic. 2086 01:38:41.960 --> 01:38:45.520 I just got bashed into something or I love. 2087 01:38:46.479 --> 01:38:55.880 Who may dammy, I'm feeling God, I read. 2088 01:38:55.840 --> 01:39:01.640 Your dude, it's I love this. This image is so funny, excellent. 2089 01:39:01.920 --> 01:39:09.399 You fucking yank, you fucking yank anyway, that's how they speak. Yeah, 2090 01:39:09.600 --> 01:39:12.159 I feel like it's it's all. It's all weird to me. 2091 01:39:12.359 --> 01:39:14.920 Like even I hear a lot of that pas ship, 2092 01:39:15.119 --> 01:39:18.640 like uh Jojo has been watching Bridgerton, which is hilarious. 2093 01:39:18.720 --> 01:39:21.279 That show is fucking hilarious because of I mean hilarious 2094 01:39:21.279 --> 01:39:22.880 in a sense that because I just peer over and 2095 01:39:22.960 --> 01:39:25.600 look and like every other scene there's just this like 2096 01:39:25.800 --> 01:39:29.039 nigga that's so proper and ship It's like, oh oh, 2097 01:39:29.560 --> 01:39:31.520 a bridge of ten. Then I'm like, what is this 2098 01:39:31.880 --> 01:39:33.520 I don't know. I don't know anything about the show 2099 01:39:34.600 --> 01:39:36.720 he did. I don't know anything about the show. So like, 2100 01:39:37.439 --> 01:39:41.640 I like how insanely inclusive it is, but I don't 2101 01:39:41.720 --> 01:39:43.880 understand why it is, Like it's. 2102 01:39:43.840 --> 01:39:46.279 It's it's a person's rendition of the world. It's we 2103 01:39:46.439 --> 01:39:48.920 know we know that at that period of time, of course, 2104 01:39:49.399 --> 01:39:50.439 but like I I like it. 2105 01:39:50.520 --> 01:39:52.079 And the only thing that made me think, because I 2106 01:39:52.359 --> 01:39:54.119 really only know women that watch that show, at least 2107 01:39:54.159 --> 01:39:55.960 I've heard them, the ones that are praising it. Mostly 2108 01:39:58.039 --> 01:40:00.520 I was there because you know, even though all the 2109 01:40:00.560 --> 01:40:02.760 neck beards and all those people that cry about everything 2110 01:40:02.840 --> 01:40:05.159 to be tend did they do that for that show? 2111 01:40:05.479 --> 01:40:08.359 Did they did they even pretend to? Because you know, 2112 01:40:08.359 --> 01:40:10.319 obviously none of them were gonna watch it, Like Cordian's 2113 01:40:10.359 --> 01:40:13.039 not the Qurdian is not gonna watch Bridgerton. But did 2114 01:40:13.119 --> 01:40:15.319 he make a video about Bridgerton? I think probably there 2115 01:40:15.319 --> 01:40:18.000 are probably people that were like probably like actual racists 2116 01:40:18.039 --> 01:40:21.239 that were like because I feel like female racism was 2117 01:40:21.279 --> 01:40:24.520 just a little more rare, a little more rare, but 2118 01:40:24.640 --> 01:40:26.399 like it's like, oh that was supposed to be No, 2119 01:40:26.560 --> 01:40:28.239 And the very first thing when it comes up, like 2120 01:40:28.279 --> 01:40:30.239 credit is like this is my rendition of the world. 2121 01:40:30.319 --> 01:40:31.840 I know what the the world was like back then. 2122 01:40:32.119 --> 01:40:33.960 It was not this, but I wanted to be like this. 2123 01:40:34.359 --> 01:40:35.880 Yeah, and I'm like, all right, cool, yeah, I mean 2124 01:40:35.920 --> 01:40:38.359 like like most people in the world don't give a 2125 01:40:38.399 --> 01:40:38.840 shit about that. 2126 01:40:38.880 --> 01:40:41.800 They understand what's happening. What are we talking about Bridgerton? 2127 01:40:41.840 --> 01:40:43.479 Have you heard of the show Bridgerton? Yeah? Yeah, I know, 2128 01:40:43.520 --> 01:40:44.000 I know, yes. 2129 01:40:44.600 --> 01:40:47.960 So basically I was just like, oh, I I clearly 2130 01:40:48.079 --> 01:40:50.520 Bridgerton is not a show. It was kind of like Batwoman, 2131 01:40:50.640 --> 01:40:54.119 right with DC. None of those neck beard fucks were 2132 01:40:54.159 --> 01:40:57.439 gonna watch Batgirl, but they still made videos about that girl. 2133 01:40:57.560 --> 01:40:59.359 So I'm thinking in the same vein, like did they 2134 01:40:59.439 --> 01:41:01.560 make video is about bridget because I've only heard about 2135 01:41:01.560 --> 01:41:02.840 it a few weeks ago or something, or like a 2136 01:41:02.920 --> 01:41:05.520 month ago or something. Uh, And she just started watching 2137 01:41:05.600 --> 01:41:08.239 it and I was like, oh, there must be someone 2138 01:41:08.399 --> 01:41:09.279 must have made vedas. 2139 01:41:09.279 --> 01:41:12.640 But look at all these perception because I didn't watch 2140 01:41:12.640 --> 01:41:14.239 those like that at all, like I would. I've seen 2141 01:41:14.279 --> 01:41:16.520 like a bunch of girly shows that older sisters. But 2142 01:41:16.680 --> 01:41:18.520 she made me watch a bunch of shows about like 2143 01:41:18.640 --> 01:41:21.399 love and stuff. And I'm like, oh, man, I kind 2144 01:41:21.439 --> 01:41:24.600 of like this little bitch Now, dude, I really think 2145 01:41:24.680 --> 01:41:26.399 the show suse. That's the best show I've ever watched 2146 01:41:26.399 --> 01:41:29.119 in my life. This is us. But it's not like 2147 01:41:29.199 --> 01:41:32.840 A It's not a show that's like about like A. 2148 01:41:32.960 --> 01:41:37.680 Really it's about like family and love and like like 2149 01:41:38.560 --> 01:41:41.760 like trauma and family that leads to like, I don't 2150 01:41:41.800 --> 01:41:43.920 get shut I don't care. It's really good to like. 2151 01:41:44.000 --> 01:41:46.560 I think it would be cathartic for you to watch. Actually, 2152 01:41:47.399 --> 01:41:50.039 it's a beautiful show, but it's like not the it's 2153 01:41:50.119 --> 01:41:52.199 not a Breaking Bad or a Game of Thrones kind 2154 01:41:52.239 --> 01:41:52.760 of shows. 2155 01:41:52.520 --> 01:41:54.479 And kind of that you watch and you feel so 2156 01:41:54.640 --> 01:42:00.279 no dicks, no incest, nography, and what the am I 2157 01:42:00.319 --> 01:42:00.760 watching it for? 2158 01:42:03.039 --> 01:42:03.880 To just get this? 2159 01:42:04.039 --> 01:42:08.640 Dude's like, this show is beautiful where you understand but 2160 01:42:09.039 --> 01:42:13.000 they understand heterosexual male. Right, you think I want to 2161 01:42:13.039 --> 01:42:14.279 watch beautiful shows? 2162 01:42:14.760 --> 01:42:17.680 Yeah, dude, it's really nice, really good shows. It's really good. 2163 01:42:17.720 --> 01:42:19.560 Trust me, man, anyone that's watching it will be like, oh, yeah, 2164 01:42:19.560 --> 01:42:20.840 it's one of the bests I watched in my life. 2165 01:42:21.239 --> 01:42:23.720 It made me. Dude. There was one episode I have 2166 01:42:23.960 --> 01:42:26.880 never really cried from television ever in my life. There 2167 01:42:26.960 --> 01:42:27.279 was one up. 2168 01:42:27.279 --> 01:42:29.079 There was two episodes that made me that's not true 2169 01:42:29.119 --> 01:42:32.119 at all. Na cried from I've watched you cry at 2170 01:42:32.119 --> 01:42:32.880 the Ben ten finale. 2171 01:42:33.159 --> 01:42:34.039 Well that's because that was. 2172 01:42:34.000 --> 01:42:36.399 The end of an arrow and I wasn't crying. I 2173 01:42:36.479 --> 01:42:39.640 was whimpering, crying against me, like, well, he took his 2174 01:42:39.880 --> 01:42:41.479 fucking watch on his. 2175 01:42:41.600 --> 01:42:51.720 Arm was black. He's finally ten, He's finally just bed 2176 01:42:52.039 --> 01:42:52.800 Do they kill. 2177 01:42:52.680 --> 01:42:54.720 Him like because now they need another one like they 2178 01:42:54.760 --> 01:42:58.760 always killed. They blew his head off, they find dudes 2179 01:42:58.880 --> 01:43:01.000 named Ben and then once or ten they kill him. 2180 01:43:03.920 --> 01:43:09.239 It's so crazy. That's the premise Ben ten was after 2181 01:43:09.319 --> 01:43:12.640 my time was just that he just turned into like 2182 01:43:12.720 --> 01:43:16.039 some alien nigga, right, yeah, well yeah, I remember specifically 2183 01:43:16.119 --> 01:43:18.760 thinking it was aliens on his watch? Is that what 2184 01:43:18.840 --> 01:43:19.079 that is? 2185 01:43:19.680 --> 01:43:21.520 So the idea is that like he had a he 2186 01:43:21.640 --> 01:43:24.920 found a watch, like an alien watch that lets him 2187 01:43:25.000 --> 01:43:27.239 like he hits it and he gets to turn into 2188 01:43:27.319 --> 01:43:29.000 ten different aliens. 2189 01:43:29.239 --> 01:43:30.560 Is there a reason it's just ten? Or it was 2190 01:43:30.600 --> 01:43:33.239 just all that sounds cool and ten is the number 2191 01:43:33.279 --> 01:43:36.680 of everything, pretty much? Gotcha? Yeah, and then then there 2192 01:43:36.760 --> 01:43:39.640 was more aliens in there. We had aliens. He had 2193 01:43:39.680 --> 01:43:42.880 to come and yeah, so he was immediately not Ben 2194 01:43:43.000 --> 01:43:46.199 ten because there were more than because but his name 2195 01:43:46.319 --> 01:43:49.279 is Ben Tennyson, so they call him Ben ten. I 2196 01:43:49.560 --> 01:43:51.760 know that's why I hated it. I get it. I 2197 01:43:51.880 --> 01:43:54.399 get I like the first series a lot. I was 2198 01:43:54.760 --> 01:43:56.560 my eye twitch, it really did. I was like that 2199 01:43:56.680 --> 01:43:59.319 is so when the character got older, him stop caring. 2200 01:43:59.319 --> 01:44:02.000 I was like, don't. It's been tennis and I fucking 2201 01:44:02.279 --> 01:44:06.640 I fucking have ten aliens and I have ten I 2202 01:44:06.800 --> 01:44:08.199 just tens. 2203 01:44:09.079 --> 01:44:13.840 I just remember feeling like you can't turn into aliens 2204 01:44:14.359 --> 01:44:16.239 with a watch. Well no, I know it's not even 2205 01:44:16.279 --> 01:44:17.960 just with it's just like that you're not an alien. 2206 01:44:18.039 --> 01:44:20.840 Then you're just like a fucking shape shifter. You know, 2207 01:44:21.159 --> 01:44:22.359 you're not aliens. 2208 01:44:23.119 --> 01:44:24.159 That's what bothered the hell out of me. 2209 01:44:24.199 --> 01:44:26.560 It's like, you're not an alien, you're an Earth leg 2210 01:44:26.680 --> 01:44:27.880 So where did that thing come from? 2211 01:44:28.239 --> 01:44:30.920 Space? Another? Another fucking it was like, I supposed to 2212 01:44:30.920 --> 01:44:35.399 be like a universe planet ten tennessee planet ten. It 2213 01:44:35.520 --> 01:44:37.960 was supposed to be like a thing that allows other 2214 01:44:38.000 --> 01:44:40.000 people to walk into shoes of the other, like species 2215 01:44:40.039 --> 01:44:46.560 of people, unification understanding. But then but these things are 2216 01:44:46.560 --> 01:44:49.039 all like giant, like awesome beast or what well, they're 2217 01:44:49.039 --> 01:44:51.920 different from humans. Everything has different everything everything has an 2218 01:44:51.920 --> 01:44:56.239 advantage or something. Bullshit, humans advantages. They have guns and 2219 01:44:56.279 --> 01:45:00.800 bigot the guns and bigotry, or you're different than I. 2220 01:45:02.840 --> 01:45:11.960 He never get conquered, my damn Elgin's and the bass engines. 2221 01:45:12.560 --> 01:45:13.960 Have you seen Revenant? You've seen Revenue? 2222 01:45:14.039 --> 01:45:14.119 Right? 2223 01:45:14.479 --> 01:45:16.359 What are you talking about? Revenue? The Bear movie? Yeah? 2224 01:45:16.840 --> 01:45:20.239 Uh now, I just I just know. I just know that. 2225 01:45:21.840 --> 01:45:26.920 What's his face, didn't she he he? I know that 2226 01:45:27.000 --> 01:45:29.159 he fights a bear? Yeah, and then it's like, well, 2227 01:45:29.319 --> 01:45:30.560 the bear fucks him up. 2228 01:45:30.560 --> 01:45:32.439 I guess. It's such a dumb scene. Like I remember 2229 01:45:32.439 --> 01:45:33.640 watching a movie in theaters and I was like, this 2230 01:45:33.720 --> 01:45:35.600 is the dumbest movie I've seen. The long people said 2231 01:45:35.600 --> 01:45:37.760 the bear like mountain or some ship like the bear. 2232 01:45:38.119 --> 01:45:41.680 The bear literally opened his ass up, spits in his asshole, 2233 01:45:42.079 --> 01:45:44.840 licks it like it's honey for twenty minutes, licks to 2234 01:45:44.880 --> 01:45:46.640 the color off his ass. They played the win of 2235 01:45:46.680 --> 01:45:57.720 the plunging his ass and that guy's gotta play dead. 2236 01:46:00.319 --> 01:46:05.039 Yeah that's for twenty minutes. JA Pictures, you make a 2237 01:46:05.079 --> 01:46:06.279 movie out of this. For us, they would be like, 2238 01:46:06.319 --> 01:46:12.239 get the funk out and kill you Oscar. They gave 2239 01:46:12.319 --> 01:46:18.119 him an oscar for it, dude, best cool off your asshole. 2240 01:46:19.119 --> 01:46:21.399 I don't remember that. For winn the the. 2241 01:46:23.520 --> 01:46:26.760 Pooh eat and lots of ask spreading honey on it 2242 01:46:26.840 --> 01:46:27.960 to make it taste better. 2243 01:46:28.680 --> 01:46:30.520 I must have seen. 2244 01:46:30.720 --> 01:46:32.720 I've seen movies. I've seen like The Winny of the Pooh, 2245 01:46:32.800 --> 01:46:34.960 like vhs like you never saw, like the Old School, 2246 01:46:35.119 --> 01:46:39.079 the seventies movie, the Winning of the Pool movie the seventies. Yeah, 2247 01:46:39.119 --> 01:46:40.640 the one that came out like seventies. It was like 2248 01:46:40.680 --> 01:46:43.720 a seventies movie, honestly, Like I just I might look 2249 01:46:43.720 --> 01:46:46.119 a big book, the Big Book of poo Oh. Yeah, 2250 01:46:46.439 --> 01:46:48.199 I mean, I just don't remember the song. 2251 01:46:48.279 --> 01:46:48.680 I guess oh. 2252 01:46:48.920 --> 01:46:50.319 I remember when the poo I watched a lot of 2253 01:46:50.560 --> 01:46:53.279 the the Pooh. I remember being furious at him. 2254 01:46:53.560 --> 01:46:55.560 You don't like Whinny the Pooh. No, I liked him, 2255 01:46:55.560 --> 01:46:58.319 I just didn't like that. He just he just bottled 2256 01:46:58.359 --> 01:47:01.039 pan times. His lack of pants bothered me because like 2257 01:47:02.119 --> 01:47:05.520 I have at everyone, like why try some of it? 2258 01:47:06.119 --> 01:47:07.319 Just be me you. 2259 01:47:07.600 --> 01:47:09.720 That's what bothered me to was like the half assed nature. 2260 01:47:09.800 --> 01:47:14.079 It's just like Donald Duck. Yeah, all the all the 2261 01:47:14.680 --> 01:47:17.920 not pants wearing people saying what are you doing. Just 2262 01:47:18.039 --> 01:47:20.640 don't wear clothes. It's fine, and you know it's weird. 2263 01:47:20.680 --> 01:47:22.880 And like the Sonic Universe, some of the animals have 2264 01:47:23.000 --> 01:47:24.560 clothes and some of them don't. What's up with that? 2265 01:47:24.800 --> 01:47:28.399 Very few like, well, what does those clothes on? Well? 2266 01:47:28.800 --> 01:47:31.800 Well not originally actually, so I was looking at I 2267 01:47:31.840 --> 01:47:34.680 was actually looking at the old the original animated series, 2268 01:47:35.079 --> 01:47:38.239 the one that I because we were talking about on 2269 01:47:38.319 --> 01:47:42.199 the episode when you were wearing a minor on your shirt, you. 2270 01:47:56.640 --> 01:48:03.199 Jack cues, motherfucker, you're trying to get me, you know. 2271 01:48:03.279 --> 01:48:04.920 But like the idea of having a miner on your 2272 01:48:04.960 --> 01:48:07.800 shirt is so crazy because that's such an allocation like that, 2273 01:48:07.960 --> 01:48:10.479 so people fall under it, right with that little man 2274 01:48:10.720 --> 01:48:14.239 has a miner on his lack of context, that sounds bad. 2275 01:48:15.279 --> 01:48:20.359 It's like there's nothing really intrinsically rug with that. Like 2276 01:48:20.479 --> 01:48:23.840 if you if somebody had a random if they had 2277 01:48:23.880 --> 01:48:28.239 a home alone poster or whatever, whatever, this man has 2278 01:48:28.319 --> 01:48:30.640 have a miner, no matter, you fucking freak that. This 2279 01:48:30.840 --> 01:48:33.399 man has a picture of children in his WLA and 2280 01:48:33.479 --> 01:48:37.079 it's like, they're my kids, They're still children, still minors, Mike. 2281 01:48:37.479 --> 01:48:38.760 It's like, you know how some of they have the 2282 01:48:39.000 --> 01:48:41.520 bear skin rug baby picture, you know that one? You 2283 01:48:41.600 --> 01:48:44.000 know that like that, You know that that's like a trope. 2284 01:48:46.800 --> 01:48:49.960 You mean, there's the trope If somebody puts the bearskin 2285 01:48:50.079 --> 01:48:52.640 rug by a fireplace and they put their naked baby 2286 01:48:52.800 --> 01:48:56.279 on the on the bear skin, that's a trope photo. 2287 01:48:56.439 --> 01:48:58.199 So some Puerto Rican people, and I have never seen 2288 01:48:58.239 --> 01:48:59.920 that in my life seen, don't even know what that 2289 01:49:00.199 --> 01:49:01.880 they have naked pictures of that, like the little picture 2290 01:49:01.880 --> 01:49:04.319 of their baby, like their first picture of them completely 2291 01:49:04.479 --> 01:49:07.640 naked on their fucking on their fucking like the big 2292 01:49:07.920 --> 01:49:09.520 because every it's like when you walk into the port 2293 01:49:09.560 --> 01:49:11.720 Rican's house, you turn to the left of the wall 2294 01:49:11.760 --> 01:49:14.079 where the door is, and there's a big fucking picture 2295 01:49:14.119 --> 01:49:16.479 of the whole family there. That's how all the ones 2296 01:49:16.520 --> 01:49:19.119 I remember it where. So that's how my grandma did 2297 01:49:19.880 --> 01:49:22.319 the right you see, my grandma didn't do that because 2298 01:49:22.319 --> 01:49:25.159 he's half black and not insane. So what happens is 2299 01:49:25.239 --> 01:49:28.399 that my cousins, though I'd walk in, it's a picture 2300 01:49:28.439 --> 01:49:31.479 of my three cousins with their little baby dicks out 2301 01:49:31.720 --> 01:49:34.319 immediately as soon as you walk in the house, and 2302 01:49:34.439 --> 01:49:36.359 they'd be like, mom, please get rid of that. I 2303 01:49:36.439 --> 01:49:39.319 can't bring my friends over to see that they're gonna 2304 01:49:39.319 --> 01:49:43.119 make fun of my baby penis. Yeah, it was bigger there. 2305 01:49:43.439 --> 01:49:46.199 That's just crazy, insane, dude. I don't know what. I 2306 01:49:46.239 --> 01:49:49.600 can't find any like, but like this is like the idea. 2307 01:49:50.479 --> 01:49:51.760 It's like a thing like that. 2308 01:49:52.039 --> 01:49:53.640 And then I have to say, I've never seen that 2309 01:49:53.720 --> 01:49:55.840 specific trop but I know you I know the general 2310 01:49:56.000 --> 01:49:57.399 there is a thing like that because they usually don't 2311 01:49:57.439 --> 01:50:00.279 have like settings. If you if anyone who's ever gone 2312 01:50:00.319 --> 01:50:04.039 to like a photo studio where they all, let's do 2313 01:50:04.119 --> 01:50:06.159 the star shots for your stupid fucking baby. 2314 01:50:07.479 --> 01:50:09.479 All the like every two years. We did that shit 2315 01:50:09.520 --> 01:50:11.000 in my family for a while. Now, I feel like 2316 01:50:11.079 --> 01:50:13.960 that is dead for our generation. Like we hated it. 2317 01:50:14.600 --> 01:50:17.479 We load that. It's it's because it's fake as fuck. 2318 01:50:17.600 --> 01:50:20.600 That's why it's like it'd arguing between me and my 2319 01:50:20.680 --> 01:50:23.119 cousins and like that. And then like picture time, Yeah, 2320 01:50:23.560 --> 01:50:25.279 like go with my mom. I had a I was 2321 01:50:25.319 --> 01:50:28.399 in some fucking Bill Cosby sweater like I'm fucking you know, 2322 01:50:28.479 --> 01:50:30.560 We're all dressed on nice little stupid. 2323 01:50:32.239 --> 01:50:35.359 I feel like a family function and then taking pictures. 2324 01:50:35.479 --> 01:50:36.439 That's that's real. 2325 01:50:36.600 --> 01:50:36.960 That's better. 2326 01:50:37.000 --> 01:50:39.239 Yeah, Like I I I love looking at like candid 2327 01:50:39.279 --> 01:50:44.079 photographs of like uh, my parents throwing house parties, because 2328 01:50:44.079 --> 01:50:46.159 it's just so funny. It's cool, it's it's real. It's 2329 01:50:46.159 --> 01:50:48.319 a lot less. I don't mind like a family photo 2330 01:50:48.359 --> 01:50:49.640 every now and again, like we do one for like 2331 01:50:49.720 --> 01:50:51.399 New Year's every year, like we have like a you 2332 01:50:51.479 --> 01:50:52.960 know you guys do like some Christmas. 2333 01:50:53.039 --> 01:50:54.279 Oh no, so you said New Years. 2334 01:50:54.319 --> 01:50:56.159 Yeah, we get everybody together and then we like after 2335 01:50:56.239 --> 01:50:59.159 everybody's drunk or whatever, and we we you know, the 2336 01:50:59.199 --> 01:51:00.680 ball drops and we take it. Make sure everybody who's 2337 01:51:00.680 --> 01:51:04.159 there every single show. But like the whole studio thing 2338 01:51:04.680 --> 01:51:04.880 is like. 2339 01:51:04.960 --> 01:51:07.720 Me and my little last nephew. I found the picture 2340 01:51:07.760 --> 01:51:11.359 of the picture of the picture that's you, dude, you 2341 01:51:11.479 --> 01:51:15.920 look so Caribbean there. It's crazy which one, which one? 2342 01:51:16.800 --> 01:51:21.560 Which one dark skinned? Which one is you? I can't 2343 01:51:21.880 --> 01:51:25.880 I can't wow. I love how non racist you are. 2344 01:51:30.039 --> 01:51:32.640 Which one is you? It's like the one that looks 2345 01:51:32.760 --> 01:51:35.600 somewhat like me. You looks like you, like immediately were 2346 01:51:35.680 --> 01:51:41.720 like chicken there. So I don't know you're saying something out. 2347 01:51:43.720 --> 01:51:45.760 I like Johnny cakes and beef patties. 2348 01:51:45.800 --> 01:51:47.880 That was there's a photo of me when I was 2349 01:51:47.960 --> 01:51:52.239 like three or two or something, and my parents put 2350 01:51:52.319 --> 01:51:55.039 me in like I don't know where you get these, 2351 01:51:55.439 --> 01:51:57.560 but they were velvet suspenders. 2352 01:51:58.760 --> 01:52:01.840 Velvet that's supposed to be like that sexy thing. No, 2353 01:52:03.039 --> 01:52:05.920 it isn't velvet like like romantic now. 2354 01:52:05.960 --> 01:52:07.720 It's kind of like there was like I don't know, 2355 01:52:07.800 --> 01:52:10.000 there's like suede or whatever. It's just like a rand 2356 01:52:10.159 --> 01:52:12.840 like a weird fucking fabric. And I just remember being like, 2357 01:52:12.880 --> 01:52:15.039 why'd you put me in that? And they're like, we 2358 01:52:15.119 --> 01:52:17.520 thought you looked dumb, so he put you We thought 2359 01:52:17.560 --> 01:52:19.279 you looked and it was funny. 2360 01:52:19.079 --> 01:52:23.640 Emphasis like dumb. Knew you'd be stupid, so stupid dumb, 2361 01:52:23.880 --> 01:52:24.159 so we. 2362 01:52:24.600 --> 01:52:27.239 Thought we would look We thought you would look really 2363 01:52:27.319 --> 01:52:29.199 dumb in these clothes, so we put you in it, 2364 01:52:29.279 --> 01:52:29.920 and we were right. 2365 01:52:31.079 --> 01:52:33.920 That's having a child. You're at the mercy of a 2366 01:52:34.039 --> 01:52:35.920 psychopath until your age's true. 2367 01:52:36.960 --> 01:52:38.520 I mean, I see a lot of people that the 2368 01:52:38.560 --> 01:52:41.000 ship that they put their fucking animals in, and I'm like, oh, man, 2369 01:52:41.039 --> 01:52:42.319 really was like, would you. 2370 01:52:42.319 --> 01:52:43.760 Be mad if we got a dog and I dressed it? 2371 01:52:43.800 --> 01:52:44.960 I was as long as you don't dress when we 2372 01:52:45.000 --> 01:52:47.079 go outside, like you can dress in the house. That's fine, 2373 01:52:47.119 --> 01:52:49.800 that's what that's for our enjoyment. But like when you 2374 01:52:49.880 --> 01:52:52.520 go outside, that's just you just look weird having a drug. 2375 01:52:52.600 --> 01:52:53.840 Because I was talking to her about the whole thing 2376 01:52:53.840 --> 01:52:55.760 we're talking about, like the I did have like Instagram 2377 01:52:55.840 --> 01:52:58.119 for your pets. I want to inscram for my pets, 2378 01:52:58.119 --> 01:52:59.680 just to see the age of my dog every week. 2379 01:52:59.720 --> 01:53:02.760 It's like a picture gets You can do that without 2380 01:53:02.760 --> 01:53:06.560 put it on Instagram. Yes, so what, but it's just 2381 01:53:06.880 --> 01:53:08.600 it's just the poor excuse. Just be honest. You just 2382 01:53:08.720 --> 01:53:10.279 want to you want to show your dog off to 2383 01:53:10.359 --> 01:53:12.039 the world. It's the idea of being able to have 2384 01:53:12.039 --> 01:53:14.000 a catalog of it. That's why you can do that 2385 01:53:14.079 --> 01:53:18.239 on your phone because like you know, you know, it 2386 01:53:18.239 --> 01:53:20.279 would be easier to do that. You just you make 2387 01:53:20.319 --> 01:53:21.960 a folder and you're trying to take a picture, you 2388 01:53:22.000 --> 01:53:24.239 put it in that folders. That's true. That is much 2389 01:53:24.319 --> 01:53:27.279 faster than making a fucking account. Like it's just said, 2390 01:53:27.359 --> 01:53:27.960 just be honest. 2391 01:53:28.000 --> 01:53:30.159 I think I think the thing the thing about it 2392 01:53:30.279 --> 01:53:31.840 is that if it's on the Internet, then it's there, 2393 01:53:31.880 --> 01:53:32.880 you know what I mean, Like, I don't you know, 2394 01:53:33.039 --> 01:53:36.479 it's there forever I've lost I've lost so many photos 2395 01:53:36.520 --> 01:53:38.279 on my phone, just like if my. 2396 01:53:38.319 --> 01:53:41.680 Phone breaks over the courses, right, I just there. There 2397 01:53:41.720 --> 01:53:43.600 are so many ways to back up ship that it's 2398 01:53:43.680 --> 01:53:47.840 an excuse me, I haven't that's your fucking problem. 2399 01:53:47.920 --> 01:53:50.760 Well, it's it's my strength in fact, because it is. 2400 01:53:51.399 --> 01:53:54.399 Guess who hasn't had like any of their ship liked ever? 2401 01:53:54.640 --> 01:53:57.119 All these people remember the fappening when everybody had their 2402 01:53:57.119 --> 01:53:57.760 fucking nudes? 2403 01:53:58.000 --> 01:54:02.960 What do you mean famous celebrities that have to get fished? 2404 01:54:03.039 --> 01:54:04.640 And you know what? You know it was fishing, right, 2405 01:54:05.399 --> 01:54:07.000 They didn't fucking crack any clowns. 2406 01:54:07.119 --> 01:54:09.039 He's telling me every celebrity is a fisherman. 2407 01:54:09.159 --> 01:54:15.720 Now, ridiculous they went to the they were to celebrity 2408 01:54:16.159 --> 01:54:23.119 that was weird, so much dumber that I ever believe. 2409 01:54:24.800 --> 01:54:25.439 I don't believe in. 2410 01:54:25.960 --> 01:54:28.520 You gotta get to this question, yeah, says Hey Kingston. 2411 01:54:28.600 --> 01:54:31.399 Did Kitty really need to say the N word to 2412 01:54:31.560 --> 01:54:34.119 storm and God loves man kills? 2413 01:54:34.399 --> 01:54:37.560 Yes, she's proving the point. Is that real? She said? 2414 01:54:37.640 --> 01:54:40.159 If she didn't, she didn't call her it, she said, 2415 01:54:40.239 --> 01:54:42.000 But if someone would call you an N word lover, 2416 01:54:42.520 --> 01:54:45.479 that'd be different, said, Kitty said, it's the storms they're having. 2417 01:54:46.479 --> 01:54:49.760 Kitty is Jewish and you were have an argument about culture. 2418 01:54:51.279 --> 01:54:53.640 It was she said the N word. She wasn't calling her. 2419 01:54:53.800 --> 01:54:56.279 She was just saying a word in context of conversationally. 2420 01:54:56.399 --> 01:54:59.039 It's a bit aggressive, but she wasn't angrily. She wasn't 2421 01:54:59.079 --> 01:55:01.159 angry at her. She's just saying the word in anger. 2422 01:55:02.039 --> 01:55:04.560 She didn't have to say it. She could have. But 2423 01:55:04.640 --> 01:55:06.279 also at the same times, like that's context, Like that 2424 01:55:06.359 --> 01:55:08.760 context is kind of you said it for emphasis. I 2425 01:55:08.840 --> 01:55:10.720 think you need it, needed it, need a sting. You 2426 01:55:10.760 --> 01:55:13.439 needed it, needed and needed. I need to teach that 2427 01:55:13.640 --> 01:55:17.840 dumb Harlem African fucking skyfair and bitch to take this 2428 01:55:17.960 --> 01:55:21.039 bitch down a peg. And she's like, oh was a queen, 2429 01:55:21.279 --> 01:55:23.079 I'm a goddess. I got the fat ass. It's so, 2430 01:55:23.199 --> 01:55:24.600 what dumb bitch kill you. 2431 01:55:26.199 --> 01:55:29.920 I saw this thing recently where it was like pride 2432 01:55:30.079 --> 01:55:32.920 or not not kitty pride. It was the storm confronting 2433 01:55:33.039 --> 01:55:37.880 someone where she was like, uh, no, you're your powers 2434 01:55:38.279 --> 01:55:40.640 are a gift or whatever. But she was talking to 2435 01:55:40.680 --> 01:55:43.680 somebody who, like I think every time they touched something 2436 01:55:43.760 --> 01:55:45.159 it dies rogue? 2437 01:55:45.920 --> 01:55:54.600 Is it rogue? Yeah? She shoots white stuff out of 2438 01:55:54.680 --> 01:55:57.640 her hands and they're like, I guess it's kind of like, wait, 2439 01:55:57.720 --> 01:56:01.840 Rago is not even white. Sorry, no, it's not that 2440 01:56:01.960 --> 01:56:06.640 other ship. What's the coum sauce called again? Mayonnaise? Yeah, Alfredo, 2441 01:56:07.079 --> 01:56:10.600 thank you vodka? Yeah that's it. Yeah, I don't know, man, 2442 01:56:10.840 --> 01:56:12.199 I would be in a muteist. It is a gift 2443 01:56:12.239 --> 01:56:13.600 because like she can go on to touch people and 2444 01:56:13.640 --> 01:56:15.600 killing them, taking the memories becoming like I don't know, 2445 01:56:15.600 --> 01:56:17.079 I would I wouldn't be mad at that at all. 2446 01:56:17.359 --> 01:56:19.640 Yeah, but Storm is like way cool, Like she has 2447 01:56:19.680 --> 01:56:20.800 a way cooler power set. 2448 01:56:20.840 --> 01:56:22.640 Then she's like chilling. 2449 01:56:23.239 --> 01:56:25.720 She's got superpowers basically, like she's not a mutant, really 2450 01:56:26.239 --> 01:56:27.079 is you would never know? 2451 01:56:27.279 --> 01:56:30.039 No, she is, but you know what I mean, her 2452 01:56:30.159 --> 01:56:33.680 powers don't know, her powers don't exactly harm her life, 2453 01:56:34.159 --> 01:56:38.000 right well, they don't at all really actually massively improve 2454 01:56:38.079 --> 01:56:41.560 it every way for the big part. But other than that, 2455 01:56:41.680 --> 01:56:44.359 like but she chooses, she doesn't have to let them know. 2456 01:56:44.560 --> 01:56:46.920 But she's proud, right you know. 2457 01:56:47.720 --> 01:56:48.960 I mean I'd be proud too, And I would just 2458 01:56:49.039 --> 01:56:51.359 throw like fucking giant ice blocks on people had a 2459 01:56:51.359 --> 01:56:51.880 problem with it. 2460 01:56:51.920 --> 01:56:54.239 I would just I would just strike them. I would 2461 01:56:54.279 --> 01:57:02.000 just strike their kids with lightning. Where your son's at, Like, oh, 2462 01:57:02.039 --> 01:57:03.439 maybe when I make fun of me so I can't 2463 01:57:03.439 --> 01:57:10.079 control can't control him dying. I would would electrically strike 2464 01:57:10.159 --> 01:57:13.920 the gas man. Now, now, if you just ensured that 2465 01:57:14.039 --> 01:57:16.159 person joined Friends of Humanity and it was like him 2466 01:57:16.199 --> 01:57:20.880 toom gonna make a fucking stump? Why it because of Charles? 2467 01:57:20.960 --> 01:57:22.960 Charles is a bitch, dude, No he's not. He's just not. 2468 01:57:23.239 --> 01:57:23.920 He's a bitch. 2469 01:57:24.119 --> 01:57:26.159 If it wasn't for Charles, the Friends of Humanity would 2470 01:57:26.199 --> 01:57:27.359 have been eradicated a long time ago. 2471 01:57:27.439 --> 01:57:29.079 Yeah, you know what happened. It would have happened with 2472 01:57:29.159 --> 01:57:33.399 all our humanity period. You think Magneto's gonna stop, Magneto 2473 01:57:33.560 --> 01:57:37.279 just wants yes, yes, not, he would not stop now, Magno, 2474 01:57:37.840 --> 01:57:41.960 he would stop. Brother, Magneto didn't just want to destroy humanity. 2475 01:57:42.119 --> 01:57:48.039 Magneto just wants the lower taxes. Yeah, you didn't get 2476 01:57:48.079 --> 01:57:50.359 enough of the vote, so he kind of got radical. 2477 01:57:50.680 --> 01:57:52.560 But it makes sense when he got there. It's not 2478 01:57:52.680 --> 01:57:55.960 his fucking fault. If you opened a book and realize that, 2479 01:57:56.239 --> 01:58:00.880 I mean, Magneto at a good point, which he does, 2480 01:58:00.960 --> 01:58:01.520 it really sucks. 2481 01:58:01.640 --> 01:58:03.439 You don't have a lot of good pint just trying 2482 01:58:03.439 --> 01:58:04.960 to get one more out of the way. Uh. 2483 01:58:05.319 --> 01:58:08.479 Finally finally finished the Massive Act trilogy, which got me thinking, 2484 01:58:08.520 --> 01:58:10.800 how would you rate the MASSIVECT games? Personally? I think 2485 01:58:10.840 --> 01:58:14.239 it goes one three to two. Mass Efecting one was fantastic, 2486 01:58:14.279 --> 01:58:18.319 with the exception of driving. Also, I saved to Ashley 2487 01:58:18.359 --> 01:58:20.359 because womanizer, shep needed more women. 2488 01:58:20.439 --> 01:58:20.920 That's crazy. 2489 01:58:20.960 --> 01:58:23.399 It was the only reason I say them to. Caden's 2490 01:58:23.399 --> 01:58:26.439 a little bitch. He sucks, but he's like, she's a racist, yeah, 2491 01:58:26.479 --> 01:58:29.119 but she she also becomes not racist. 2492 01:58:29.119 --> 01:58:33.199 And then you, I never found out died alright. I 2493 01:58:33.279 --> 01:58:34.800 was like, you staying here and die. 2494 01:58:34.960 --> 01:58:37.399 Mass Effect two felt weaker gameplay wise and less like 2495 01:58:37.399 --> 01:58:39.359 an RPG. Had a great story, though in cool characters. 2496 01:58:39.399 --> 01:58:42.840 I was shocked they got rid of the overheating weapons 2497 01:58:42.880 --> 01:58:45.119 system and just switched to regular AMMA clips like every 2498 01:58:45.119 --> 01:58:48.520 other game. I don't remember the overheating weapons system that 2499 01:58:48.680 --> 01:58:49.800 overheating the. 2500 01:58:49.840 --> 01:58:53.680 Overheating to me, it doesn't matter because there's so many 2501 01:58:54.520 --> 01:58:56.600 like the only the advantage of having the overheating system 2502 01:58:56.640 --> 01:58:58.079 is that you don't have to worry about amal But 2503 01:58:58.159 --> 01:59:00.479 there's so many clips everywhere in the in the game, 2504 01:59:00.640 --> 01:59:02.479 and the then the one moving forward it doesn't. 2505 01:59:02.479 --> 01:59:04.239 It's the same thing. Running out of a mass effect 2506 01:59:04.239 --> 01:59:05.880 two is almost POSSI The only reason. 2507 01:59:05.760 --> 01:59:08.279 I think they added the clips is just because it's 2508 01:59:08.359 --> 01:59:12.319 just satisfying to like load and reload a little and 2509 01:59:12.399 --> 01:59:14.319 then like it's just I think it was just. 2510 01:59:14.479 --> 01:59:16.920 Yeah, they didn't because I mean Halo also had like 2511 01:59:17.000 --> 01:59:19.000 overheating weapons, so like it's not it's not like a 2512 01:59:19.279 --> 01:59:20.479 mass effect exclusive thing. 2513 01:59:20.640 --> 01:59:22.560 Yeah, that was inc fi. That was a lot of 2514 01:59:22.960 --> 01:59:24.800 every weapon and and and. 2515 01:59:25.159 --> 01:59:27.560 Number one and the first one it was all overheating. 2516 01:59:27.920 --> 01:59:30.199 But it was like it because it just made sense 2517 01:59:30.279 --> 01:59:32.319 why I have ammo at this this being this advanced 2518 01:59:32.359 --> 01:59:34.720 in the future. But it's just not a satisfying thing 2519 01:59:34.840 --> 01:59:38.640 to do when you're with guns. Everyone loves fucking loading, 2520 01:59:38.840 --> 01:59:41.479 Like you if you don't have to reload, cool because 2521 01:59:41.479 --> 01:59:42.840 it's just faster to get into the fight. 2522 01:59:42.960 --> 01:59:45.199 But the idea is you're going to reloading is part 2523 01:59:45.239 --> 01:59:45.319 of it. 2524 01:59:45.359 --> 01:59:48.000 It's also the most Yeah, like like in Gears when 2525 01:59:48.439 --> 01:59:52.039 you get the act mini games, it's nice. I think 2526 01:59:52.079 --> 01:59:58.359 that's one of those things that I'm sad. I really 2527 01:59:58.399 --> 01:59:59.239 want to play that game again. 2528 01:59:59.760 --> 02:00:02.159 But right, what do they call the Little motal Hobblers 2529 02:00:03.720 --> 02:00:08.960 but the Yeah, reloading is just like fun, like I 2530 02:00:09.000 --> 02:00:22.119 don't know, like even in VR, like riggers, little riggers, 2531 02:00:22.199 --> 02:00:28.520 go ahead, what they want to they do it. It 2532 02:00:28.640 --> 02:00:31.319 was so soft, like I barely heard it. 2533 02:00:35.840 --> 02:00:38.640 John, John, that's not what they're called, but thought it 2534 02:00:38.640 --> 02:00:43.119 would be better. John, Stop stop stop. We can't we 2535 02:00:43.239 --> 02:00:44.199 can't call them. 2536 02:00:44.640 --> 02:00:47.520 But he's like, but I think Marcus Phoenix would want that. 2537 02:00:47.880 --> 02:00:48.840 I don't think he would. 2538 02:00:49.000 --> 02:00:51.199 I think Marcus Phoenix and then and then Cole would 2539 02:00:51.199 --> 02:00:54.560 get upset and it starts another little dialogue tree or 2540 02:00:54.600 --> 02:00:56.359 something that kind of game. 2541 02:00:56.960 --> 02:00:58.520 I think you can really do it, though, you know 2542 02:00:58.560 --> 02:01:04.520 what I'm gonna walk. I gotta say, like even just 2543 02:01:04.640 --> 02:01:07.560 keeps the voice off for some review. He's a method voice. 2544 02:01:07.359 --> 02:01:13.119 Actor playing uh VR specifically if there's like, if there's 2545 02:01:13.159 --> 02:01:16.479 any like FPS is in VR, Reloading in VR is 2546 02:01:16.520 --> 02:01:20.680 one of the most satisfying fucking things possible, right. It 2547 02:01:20.800 --> 02:01:24.199 is so goddamn cool, like being like like pulling the 2548 02:01:24.199 --> 02:01:29.439 clip back, fucking it's so cool, Like Resident before VR. 2549 02:01:29.680 --> 02:01:31.800 I never played the new one in VR, but I 2550 02:01:31.840 --> 02:01:34.479 heard it was really good too, the original Well did 2551 02:01:35.840 --> 02:01:37.520 read there's a VR version of the remake. I'm pretty 2552 02:01:37.520 --> 02:01:39.760 sure I didn't play that one, but I played like 2553 02:01:39.840 --> 02:01:42.359 the original. There's a VR version of the original, and 2554 02:01:42.520 --> 02:01:44.359 I just spent like I remember, I think most of 2555 02:01:44.399 --> 02:01:45.960 my playtime in that game isn't even in the game. 2556 02:01:46.000 --> 02:01:48.600 It's just in like the fucking targeting range, because it 2557 02:01:48.720 --> 02:01:50.159 is just satisfying. 2558 02:01:50.600 --> 02:01:52.560 If I played Residue, they had a Resnue with five 2559 02:01:52.680 --> 02:01:55.760 VR game, I would never stop playing that game. Yes 2560 02:01:55.840 --> 02:01:57.680 you would, because I would be grabbing by the next 2561 02:01:57.720 --> 02:02:00.520 I grab him by the next it would be nuts. 2562 02:02:00.720 --> 02:02:03.439 I wouldn't. I wouldn't play that is so great, like 2563 02:02:03.600 --> 02:02:07.319 Mercenaries for like way too long, like that would be 2564 02:02:07.680 --> 02:02:10.960 and then I would monitor where there's nothing but the 2565 02:02:11.079 --> 02:02:15.720 black ones only the only they'd all they'd all be skinny. 2566 02:02:16.800 --> 02:02:18.960 I don't want them scared. I don't want those ones 2567 02:02:19.000 --> 02:02:21.159 that I'm like, are you like Moroccan or something? Get 2568 02:02:21.199 --> 02:02:22.920 the funk out of here, to get the fuck out 2569 02:02:22.960 --> 02:02:25.800 of your North African pussy. I only want I want. 2570 02:02:27.560 --> 02:02:29.079 I want them to be terrified. 2571 02:02:29.640 --> 02:02:32.560 I want them I want them to be like yo, Pa, 2572 02:02:32.760 --> 02:02:35.479 go away their face to where they're still coming at you, 2573 02:02:35.640 --> 02:02:37.279 but they're like fucking scared. 2574 02:02:41.800 --> 02:02:47.279 That is dedicated ra. Please stop PA. Leave alone, and 2575 02:02:47.439 --> 02:02:50.840 I'm shooting them. I'm haymakering them, I'm super sing them, 2576 02:02:50.920 --> 02:02:53.000 kicking their faces off such. 2577 02:02:52.880 --> 02:02:56.520 A do you know that one scene, you know that 2578 02:02:56.560 --> 02:02:58.800 one scene in five where you first encounter like the 2579 02:02:59.039 --> 02:03:00.399 big ass mob and five. 2580 02:03:00.600 --> 02:03:02.359 Yeah, it's like one of the helicopter flies over and 2581 02:03:02.399 --> 02:03:03.560 there's the guy with the ax like doing it. 2582 02:03:03.680 --> 02:03:05.800 Yeah, So like that whole sequence where there's a bunch 2583 02:03:05.840 --> 02:03:08.239 of people and you basically it's recommended to run away 2584 02:03:08.239 --> 02:03:10.079 from them and trying to fight them, all right, right, 2585 02:03:10.199 --> 02:03:12.840 so but imagine they were just getting out of like 2586 02:03:13.520 --> 02:03:14.159 a convention. 2587 02:03:15.640 --> 02:03:19.000 Even they were just oh man, I was good, man, 2588 02:03:19.039 --> 02:03:20.920 I was really really nice. You look at the camera 2589 02:03:21.039 --> 02:03:24.640 footage of five, right, that's camera footage just like cameras 2590 02:03:24.680 --> 02:03:27.479 all over and they're like, please, we don't know what's 2591 02:03:27.520 --> 02:03:30.239 going on. None of them are infected. The axe guy's 2592 02:03:30.439 --> 02:03:33.279 not real. The tainsaw guy was just chopping some lumber 2593 02:03:33.600 --> 02:03:35.439 and puts it down. He's like, oh, it's something wrong, 2594 02:03:35.720 --> 02:03:39.840 and you're just beating the fuck out of that. He 2595 02:03:40.039 --> 02:03:43.279 came at you because you he saw you killing his brothers. 2596 02:03:43.960 --> 02:03:47.039 You like that big chainsaw guy was fine before he 2597 02:03:47.159 --> 02:03:48.520 was fixing because you know, there's a little there's like 2598 02:03:48.520 --> 02:03:52.199 an as that motherfucker. 2599 02:03:51.840 --> 02:03:53.760 Was like fixing ship and then he was just seeing 2600 02:03:53.880 --> 02:03:57.319 in the distance, like, oh my god, he's killing my village. 2601 02:03:57.720 --> 02:04:00.840 And then he's like and then you shock him. Then 2602 02:04:00.920 --> 02:04:02.479 comes at you. He comes at you and he's like, 2603 02:04:02.920 --> 02:04:05.239 he's like, please stop. He's like holding it front, he's like, 2604 02:04:05.319 --> 02:04:07.560 please stop hurting us. I don't want to do this. Yeah, 2605 02:04:07.560 --> 02:04:09.199 I see. The problem is you don't know the language 2606 02:04:09.319 --> 02:04:14.239 out an RPG. He's on fucking fan algeime, Like, what's 2607 02:04:14.279 --> 02:04:18.560 going on with him? What's that? Why is he seeing 2608 02:04:18.600 --> 02:04:23.279 all this? He's fucking traumatized? Shock? How shit? You have 2609 02:04:23.399 --> 02:04:25.319 to be so remarkably self shot. 2610 02:04:27.159 --> 02:04:31.840 To have a consistent hallucination. Yeah, or for the duration 2611 02:04:32.159 --> 02:04:35.640 of Risen and Evil, like the entire up right right, 2612 02:04:36.000 --> 02:04:42.199 that's not even real. For fourteen hours, you're hallucinating a 2613 02:04:42.399 --> 02:04:44.239 very consistent narrative in front of you. 2614 02:04:44.439 --> 02:04:48.279 That is amazing, dude. Chevn not being real is like 2615 02:04:48.560 --> 02:04:50.319 how did he pull off some of the things that 2616 02:04:50.399 --> 02:04:55.000 he pulled off? Get things done? It's just him like 2617 02:04:55.359 --> 02:04:58.600 he's like, so he's willing it down. There's this a 2618 02:04:58.720 --> 02:04:59.520 lock fiction and he's just. 2619 02:04:59.560 --> 02:05:06.039 Like Hreva is literally just a plastic bag that latched 2620 02:05:06.079 --> 02:05:09.760 itself onto his belt and he assumes it's been following 2621 02:05:09.840 --> 02:05:10.039 him this. 2622 02:05:10.199 --> 02:05:13.960 Yeah, it's and then like you know, because sometimes you'll 2623 02:05:13.960 --> 02:05:15.359 ask for stuff like give me a grenade, and he 2624 02:05:15.479 --> 02:05:19.560 just pulls it out of the bag and himself Thanksva. 2625 02:05:20.479 --> 02:05:27.359 Yeah, he's talking with plastic. That's so stupid. I love 2626 02:05:27.439 --> 02:05:30.000 that game. I cannot wait. That is one of like 2627 02:05:30.239 --> 02:05:33.880 one of five games that I'm so excited to play, Like, 2628 02:05:33.960 --> 02:05:34.840 I cannot wait for that. 2629 02:05:35.159 --> 02:05:37.880 Yeah, I want I want it by twenty six, twenty seven. 2630 02:05:38.640 --> 02:05:41.279 I want it quicker, I much want it. I want it. 2631 02:05:41.520 --> 02:05:44.319 I want I'm going to dial up the racism tour. 2632 02:05:44.760 --> 02:05:47.720 It'll probably be twenty six though, an it's sad six. 2633 02:05:47.920 --> 02:05:52.920 I'm sad because dead. By then I might be dead. 2634 02:05:52.960 --> 02:05:55.479 But that's dead or gay, you know, just saying wait, 2635 02:05:55.520 --> 02:05:59.600 can you not play it? If you're gay? Is dying anyway? 2636 02:05:59.720 --> 02:06:01.680 You are okay, what is happening? This version of me 2637 02:06:01.880 --> 02:06:02.880 is dead if I'm gay. 2638 02:06:03.520 --> 02:06:06.439 If you're gay, there's a one hundred percent probability you 2639 02:06:06.760 --> 02:06:07.720 will get AIDS. 2640 02:06:08.359 --> 02:06:11.920 There's no there's no way around it. You can't avoid we. 2641 02:06:12.000 --> 02:06:16.000 Can't we can't keep having processed foods in our stores, 2642 02:06:16.439 --> 02:06:18.079 the rid of every single. 2643 02:06:18.199 --> 02:06:20.680 When he starts to shake some like wow, process foods 2644 02:06:20.840 --> 02:06:23.880 causes gayness, and gayness causes aids. 2645 02:06:24.119 --> 02:06:28.439 Fucking moron, there's no everything he said, like, uh did 2646 02:06:28.520 --> 02:06:30.560 you see that? That that fear mongering to you. See, 2647 02:06:30.640 --> 02:06:32.079 he has a new thing. It's called Maha. 2648 02:06:33.640 --> 02:06:35.720 So I saw that, and I immediately thought of the 2649 02:06:35.760 --> 02:06:39.439 Amanda Show and mah no, no, So I didn't. I didn't, 2650 02:06:39.640 --> 02:06:43.239 that's all. I didn't immediately see it. I I saw Maha, 2651 02:06:43.520 --> 02:06:45.880 and I was like, Maha, what is that? And then 2652 02:06:45.920 --> 02:06:47.720 I scrolled up and I saw that you saw that? 2653 02:06:48.760 --> 02:06:50.199 And I heard it in my head. I'm like, you've 2654 02:06:50.239 --> 02:06:52.399 got it. I was like damn. I was like you 2655 02:06:54.600 --> 02:06:56.560 I heard it in my head too, like vividly. 2656 02:06:56.760 --> 02:07:00.319 Anyone in our generation and younger, they can't fuck with 2657 02:07:00.399 --> 02:07:03.479 Maha or they can't funk with that. They are they 2658 02:07:03.800 --> 02:07:07.079 it's attached to Amanda minds and not. They can't take 2659 02:07:07.119 --> 02:07:08.760 that ship seriously at all, even if they don't know 2660 02:07:08.840 --> 02:07:11.680 anything about RFK policies are how insane he is. 2661 02:07:11.840 --> 02:07:13.760 They're gonna be like, what the what is this clown ship? 2662 02:07:16.039 --> 02:07:17.560 All process foods or you find more. 2663 02:07:17.800 --> 02:07:20.119 Processed foods, like I'm sure he's just like, oh well, 2664 02:07:20.199 --> 02:07:25.399 he thinks GMOs are all bad. He's everything's that gmost 2665 02:07:26.800 --> 02:07:31.039 gay modificated is hidden now. All the GMOs are gay 2666 02:07:31.239 --> 02:07:34.159 hidden hidden. Do you know? That's why they call it GMOs? 2667 02:07:34.159 --> 02:07:40.720 Because they're gay gay gay online. If you eat them, 2668 02:07:40.800 --> 02:07:43.800 you'll get the online chip which is programmed to turn 2669 02:07:43.880 --> 02:07:47.600 you gay. And uh, it's it's all real. Trust me, 2670 02:07:47.680 --> 02:07:51.000 don't look it up. It's all real. Trust me. 2671 02:07:51.039 --> 02:07:55.680 Don't look it up. His RFK slogan, just don't look 2672 02:07:55.720 --> 02:07:59.159 into it. I would absolutely buy that shirt. It's just RFK. 2673 02:07:59.600 --> 02:08:00.760 Trust me, don't look it up. 2674 02:08:01.920 --> 02:08:04.840 Don't look it up. That fantastic merch. If I were him, 2675 02:08:04.880 --> 02:08:06.800 I would lean into that. If I were me, i'd 2676 02:08:06.920 --> 02:08:17.000 do it. If I were me me, I want I 2677 02:08:17.239 --> 02:08:19.600 want a shirt of that. That's a fucking great shirt. 2678 02:08:19.720 --> 02:08:20.359 I'm not gay. 2679 02:08:20.600 --> 02:08:22.600 It is a good idea. All right, let's get the 2680 02:08:22.640 --> 02:08:25.000 fun out of here. I guess, okay, that's good. The 2681 02:08:25.079 --> 02:08:29.399 question was though, okay, just I guess the order of 2682 02:08:29.439 --> 02:08:32.399 which the order we would do would rank the interesting? 2683 02:08:32.640 --> 02:08:34.479 What was his reasoning? He said that there was a 2684 02:08:34.600 --> 02:08:36.479 less RPG mechanics one. 2685 02:08:37.479 --> 02:08:40.800 So one he's like, uh, fantastic, except for the driving 2686 02:08:41.279 --> 02:08:45.319 uh to uh. He said it felt weaker gameplay wise, 2687 02:08:45.319 --> 02:08:48.199 which I think is crazy, but like less like an 2688 02:08:48.279 --> 02:08:51.800 RPG is valid. And then three said felt good all 2689 02:08:51.800 --> 02:08:53.399 the whole way through. Derek is right about the DLC 2690 02:08:53.520 --> 02:08:54.439 being fucking phenomenal. 2691 02:08:55.039 --> 02:08:58.960 Yeah, yeah, three, And it's so it's it's hard for 2692 02:08:59.079 --> 02:09:02.720 me to bounce, dude, if I'm going to be objective 2693 02:09:02.760 --> 02:09:07.119 about it. If I'm going to be objective about it, 2694 02:09:07.239 --> 02:09:11.760 I feel like overall three is the is the best 2695 02:09:11.880 --> 02:09:16.720 of ever because it really has just the gameplay, the weapons, 2696 02:09:17.279 --> 02:09:18.119 the this. 2697 02:09:18.359 --> 02:09:20.560 The scenery, the grap everything is just kind of like 2698 02:09:21.199 --> 02:09:21.840 it's just better. 2699 02:09:22.000 --> 02:09:24.600 But like I enjoyed too much more just because of 2700 02:09:24.680 --> 02:09:28.239 the the experiences, some of the all of the loyalty missions. 2701 02:09:28.359 --> 02:09:30.359 That's basically the game. The game is the loyalty missions. 2702 02:09:30.359 --> 02:09:33.399 That's literally how I feel about the Halo games. Three 2703 02:09:33.479 --> 02:09:37.439 is better, but two is. It's my favorite. It's just 2704 02:09:37.640 --> 02:09:40.199 it's just it's so much more. There's a like a 2705 02:09:40.359 --> 02:09:42.279 marriage to it. I can't rank them. I think all 2706 02:09:42.359 --> 02:09:45.439 of them are equally. Did I finished all the series? Oh? 2707 02:09:45.680 --> 02:09:48.920 You finished? I don't remember you never. 2708 02:09:49.039 --> 02:09:49.319 I don't know. 2709 02:09:49.359 --> 02:09:51.399 I finished. I remember because like harassing you for not 2710 02:09:51.479 --> 02:09:53.920 finishing it and then you I just played one. One 2711 02:09:54.159 --> 02:09:57.319 was a fantastic story, really good at fording forging the world, 2712 02:09:57.359 --> 02:10:00.439 the beginning of the world, the RPG. It is very cool. 2713 02:10:00.640 --> 02:10:02.720 Let's be real the reason why, Like, I think you 2714 02:10:02.880 --> 02:10:06.319 like because like this one though, Yeah no, but still 2715 02:10:06.319 --> 02:10:08.319 I think that counts. So let's talk about the legendary edition. 2716 02:10:08.319 --> 02:10:11.239 Which one's the best out of those three? I think 2717 02:10:11.439 --> 02:10:13.840 you think one is the best because of Matriarch Venesia. 2718 02:10:14.640 --> 02:10:17.680 She's also just a fucking I feel like she's divine 2719 02:10:17.760 --> 02:10:20.199 bro because it's just you know, like they just just 2720 02:10:20.680 --> 02:10:23.560 giant blue tits and so I think that really is 2721 02:10:24.000 --> 02:10:26.239 a lot of them have both big sorry that's what 2722 02:10:26.239 --> 02:10:28.800 they're called, right, Yeah, they started the biggest big cities. 2723 02:10:28.840 --> 02:10:33.000 But then for her, she just had enormous blue tittieses 2724 02:10:33.039 --> 02:10:35.079 that are just out like her, you know how, like 2725 02:10:35.159 --> 02:10:38.359 the medieval corset kind of. I'm like, I'm like that, 2726 02:10:38.880 --> 02:10:42.079 all right, I murdered her when wasn't around. I shouldn't 2727 02:10:42.159 --> 02:10:46.279 supposed to have supposed to be there. It'll it's definitely, yeah, 2728 02:10:46.319 --> 02:10:48.640 it's you can skip a step. You can skip a step. 2729 02:10:48.880 --> 02:10:50.720 I just murder her. I was like, it was like, 2730 02:10:50.840 --> 02:10:51.439 hey kill me. 2731 02:10:51.479 --> 02:10:53.680 And I was like, all right, bitch, she does get 2732 02:10:53.720 --> 02:10:57.399 mad if you didn't bring her. She she mentions that, Yeah, 2733 02:10:57.479 --> 02:10:58.760 there's a lot of times where I'm like, I don't 2734 02:10:58.760 --> 02:11:00.840 give a fuck. You're a lot of time some certain 2735 02:11:00.920 --> 02:11:04.439 characters that are just not designed well for what I 2736 02:11:04.520 --> 02:11:06.399 want to do, and I'm like, I'm not bringing you. 2737 02:11:06.520 --> 02:11:10.239 You're just gonna fuck up my my strategy. Even if 2738 02:11:10.279 --> 02:11:11.800 you should be there, I'm like, I don't care. 2739 02:11:12.960 --> 02:11:17.479 I would bring name uh Rex every day, dude, end 2740 02:11:17.600 --> 02:11:19.479 up seeing him beat the fuck out of people. The 2741 02:11:19.560 --> 02:11:20.880 most ope thing you can do in. 2742 02:11:20.960 --> 02:11:25.039 Two is, uh just get Garris with with the sniper 2743 02:11:25.439 --> 02:11:30.560 and uh fucking for Zayid because zais the DLC mercenary. 2744 02:11:31.520 --> 02:11:32.600 That's the other dude. Dude. 2745 02:11:32.680 --> 02:11:34.920 Yeah, yeah, so there's consume me, the DLC is consume me, 2746 02:11:34.960 --> 02:11:37.520 and then Zaid Ziet's a British little fuck I'm a 2747 02:11:37.520 --> 02:11:40.479 little bitch. His mission's fun because you can also fuck 2748 02:11:40.560 --> 02:11:42.840 him over because he wants to get revenge, and you 2749 02:11:42.880 --> 02:11:44.960 can be like, I don't care, I want to save 2750 02:11:45.039 --> 02:11:48.039 people and then get a huge like twenty boost of Paragon, 2751 02:11:48.560 --> 02:11:49.840 or he can be like, no, it's kill that guy, 2752 02:11:50.000 --> 02:11:51.760 and I always fuck him over because like Xiet's kind 2753 02:11:51.760 --> 02:11:53.399 of a cunt. I donna give a fuck. And then 2754 02:11:53.399 --> 02:11:55.479 you can you punch him because he's being a little like, uh, 2755 02:11:55.520 --> 02:11:57.119 he's being a little hostile and you can punch him 2756 02:11:57.119 --> 02:11:59.359 in the face, like calm the fuck down, because he 2757 02:11:59.399 --> 02:12:01.439 gets so crazy said that he doesn't get his revenge and. 2758 02:12:01.479 --> 02:12:05.840 He's like, I'm like, calm down, you British fuck calm down. 2759 02:12:06.199 --> 02:12:11.479 But yeah, if you get those two snipers, they are machines. 2760 02:12:11.600 --> 02:12:14.119 I've seen Garris. At the end of the game. Garris 2761 02:12:14.279 --> 02:12:17.279 was cutting down reapers like it was a fucking It 2762 02:12:17.439 --> 02:12:20.159 was like it was fucking Boston. It was insane. He 2763 02:12:20.319 --> 02:12:23.399 was just eliminade for me, and I was like, nice, 2764 02:12:23.560 --> 02:12:23.960 I love that. 2765 02:12:24.079 --> 02:12:27.159 I love a And then and also you can use 2766 02:12:27.359 --> 02:12:31.840 consume me as an alternative because her move her that's 2767 02:12:32.039 --> 02:12:33.600 it's just as good as a snipers. 2768 02:12:33.840 --> 02:12:36.159 It's a one shot that is really going dark. And 2769 02:12:36.239 --> 02:12:36.640 then she just. 2770 02:12:39.479 --> 02:12:42.359 But yeah, yeah, good stuff. Anybody else that hasn't played 2771 02:12:42.399 --> 02:12:45.119 The Mass Factor get the legendary edition. It's probably really cheap. 2772 02:12:45.159 --> 02:12:47.800 Right now. This sense Yeah, so just get it, and 2773 02:12:48.039 --> 02:12:51.119 it's the best value on steam Deck. It's a it's 2774 02:12:51.119 --> 02:12:55.520 a perfect perfect Does it run natively on steam Deck? Well, yeah, 2775 02:12:55.800 --> 02:12:56.960 does it? I didn't check. 2776 02:12:56.960 --> 02:12:59.680 Because I've I've been questioning because like I have it 2777 02:12:59.760 --> 02:13:02.399 on station, which I could stream to the steam Deck, right, 2778 02:13:02.960 --> 02:13:04.680 but I just don't. 2779 02:13:04.680 --> 02:13:04.960 I don't know. 2780 02:13:05.119 --> 02:13:06.359 I don't know if I want to bother with that. 2781 02:13:07.000 --> 02:13:09.760 I'd rather have it native. You know, I'm playing System 2782 02:13:09.760 --> 02:13:11.479 Shock Native right now, and it's like I want to. 2783 02:13:11.479 --> 02:13:12.840 Bring my steam Deck to the gym. But I feel 2784 02:13:12.840 --> 02:13:16.000 like that's so disrespect that is so dumb. For like 2785 02:13:16.039 --> 02:13:19.319 when you're doing CARDIOO. Yeah, like on the treadmill, treadmill 2786 02:13:19.399 --> 02:13:21.640 or like using the bikes or anything, just use the 2787 02:13:21.680 --> 02:13:24.279 fucking maybe. Yeah, I get that treadmill will be good, 2788 02:13:24.479 --> 02:13:28.359 do a fast power walk and play good work. It's 2789 02:13:28.399 --> 02:13:31.359 a little I don't know, I feel like that's too distracting. Respectful, 2790 02:13:31.880 --> 02:13:33.920 dispecful the people there, just respectful. 2791 02:13:33.840 --> 02:13:36.159 People Like I see people with books. I see people 2792 02:13:36.199 --> 02:13:38.960 with the tablets. Like I feel like tablets is a 2793 02:13:39.000 --> 02:13:40.840 little overkilled because you can use your phone, but there's 2794 02:13:40.840 --> 02:13:41.560 people that want. 2795 02:13:41.399 --> 02:13:44.279 To I just watch YouTube videos. I watching videos while 2796 02:13:44.279 --> 02:13:47.640 I'm yeah, well, I don't see anything wrong with the entertainment. 2797 02:13:47.800 --> 02:13:51.039 Contain your cardio for an hour usually like an hour straight. 2798 02:13:52.359 --> 02:13:54.840 I would cut it a forty. Oh, it's just it's 2799 02:13:54.880 --> 02:13:56.600 just us when I do. When I'm doing days of 2800 02:13:56.720 --> 02:13:58.920 like lower body workout, I do lower body and then 2801 02:13:58.960 --> 02:14:01.720 I do like cardio at the end. Yeah, usually supposed 2802 02:14:01.720 --> 02:14:03.279 to do party. You're supposed to probably do card Like. 2803 02:14:03.359 --> 02:14:04.560 The thing is that if you really want to hit 2804 02:14:04.560 --> 02:14:06.920 the muscles properly supposed to do one kind of exercise 2805 02:14:06.960 --> 02:14:08.800 a day. I only go to gym three times a week. 2806 02:14:08.880 --> 02:14:11.119 So I'm trying to do like because of the fact 2807 02:14:11.159 --> 02:14:12.840 we worked early in the day. If I work out 2808 02:14:12.880 --> 02:14:14.880 at home before I come to work and do this, 2809 02:14:15.000 --> 02:14:17.399 I'm gonna be fucking dead. I'm not gonna be able 2810 02:14:17.399 --> 02:14:19.520 to right. So, like I want to try to do 2811 02:14:19.680 --> 02:14:23.439 like Mondays and like Fridays, I try to work out 2812 02:14:23.439 --> 02:14:25.000 at home in the morning. I do like opper body stuff. 2813 02:14:25.000 --> 02:14:26.119 I have a bunch of weights and stuff like that 2814 02:14:26.159 --> 02:14:27.680 at the house. You can do that or do you 2815 02:14:27.800 --> 02:14:30.279 want to do like are you specifically like you can't 2816 02:14:30.279 --> 02:14:32.479 work out at night and just by the night time 2817 02:14:32.479 --> 02:14:33.920 I'm fucking out of the energy of doing it. I'm 2818 02:14:33.960 --> 02:14:35.119 just out of the mood to do it. So I'd 2819 02:14:35.159 --> 02:14:36.600 rather do it early so I get it done with. 2820 02:14:37.119 --> 02:14:40.319 I wish I could do it at night, like it 2821 02:14:40.439 --> 02:14:42.600 is easier. It's just you're done with the day, you know, 2822 02:14:42.680 --> 02:14:44.479 you're like I was for a while. 2823 02:14:45.119 --> 02:14:49.800 I was, but only when it makes sense, like otherwise 2824 02:14:49.800 --> 02:14:52.640 I wouldn't do it. It's I always prefer mornings just 2825 02:14:52.720 --> 02:14:55.239 because obviously just for the same reason, that's when you 2826 02:14:55.399 --> 02:14:57.720 have the most energy, so you have the most energy 2827 02:14:57.760 --> 02:15:00.600 when you wake up, you get up. One thing is, 2828 02:15:00.640 --> 02:15:02.600 though you you you don't really do anything to help 2829 02:15:02.600 --> 02:15:04.439 yourself out with like any caffeine or anything to like 2830 02:15:04.479 --> 02:15:05.319 kind of balance you out. 2831 02:15:05.399 --> 02:15:07.279 So I don't I don't do she I don't do things. 2832 02:15:07.680 --> 02:15:09.760 Yeah, So like that's the that's the hardest thing though, 2833 02:15:09.840 --> 02:15:12.159 like working out in a way that you're not just 2834 02:15:12.279 --> 02:15:14.920 sustaining a good shape, but when you're actually trying to 2835 02:15:15.000 --> 02:15:17.399 burn and lose weight, you got to exert, over exert 2836 02:15:17.439 --> 02:15:19.800 yourself and then without kind of leveling yourself out. 2837 02:15:19.840 --> 02:15:22.279 It's really tough. It's really tough to do other things. 2838 02:15:22.359 --> 02:15:24.199 That's my thing. I tried to like I would first 2839 02:15:24.239 --> 02:15:25.720 al would work out to like the idea without just 2840 02:15:25.800 --> 02:15:27.920 working out to exercise, but I'm trying to do going 2841 02:15:27.960 --> 02:15:30.439 to failure, trying to been doing that like I process lately. 2842 02:15:30.520 --> 02:15:34.520 So that shit's been fucking horrible. Yeah, it's been fucking 2843 02:15:34.720 --> 02:15:38.199 painful because after every workout, I'm like hurting. I'm like, 2844 02:15:38.239 --> 02:15:40.680 all right, let's do the next one. You might have 2845 02:15:40.720 --> 02:15:42.159 like five minutes to do the next one, but I'm 2846 02:15:42.520 --> 02:15:44.640 doing it. I actually really enjoy going to the gym now. 2847 02:15:44.760 --> 02:15:46.520 It feels good. Yeah, it's good. That's one thing. 2848 02:15:47.079 --> 02:15:50.279 There's always that moment when there's people that don't do 2849 02:15:50.439 --> 02:15:53.920 it that often, or it's like, say, I I want 2850 02:15:53.960 --> 02:15:56.359 to get Jojo back into the gym again, and I 2851 02:15:56.439 --> 02:15:58.359 wanted to hit that point where she's like, oh I 2852 02:15:58.520 --> 02:16:02.159 love this now, because either it's either you do or 2853 02:16:02.199 --> 02:16:05.880 you don't. And like, I've always enjoyed it. I've always 2854 02:16:05.920 --> 02:16:07.680 enjoyed the gym and stuff like that. But then there's 2855 02:16:08.079 --> 02:16:10.279 other people that are like I don't really you know, 2856 02:16:10.439 --> 02:16:12.079 they don't really do it. They didn't really it wasn't 2857 02:16:12.119 --> 02:16:14.560 like a cultural thing to them. But then somebody can 2858 02:16:14.600 --> 02:16:16.479 cross that threshold like oh I really like this now. 2859 02:16:16.640 --> 02:16:18.680 Yeah, it feels the feelings woke up. I did at 2860 02:16:18.720 --> 02:16:22.760 least did this today. Yeah that's anything. Really say if 2861 02:16:22.760 --> 02:16:24.279 you're not much of a gamer or something, and then 2862 02:16:24.319 --> 02:16:25.600 like say, you can play games enough to be like, 2863 02:16:25.640 --> 02:16:27.439 oh no, I really like this. You know I play 2864 02:16:27.520 --> 02:16:29.600 video games now, like I know people like that too. 2865 02:16:29.640 --> 02:16:31.159 I'm trying to get literally to play shooting games. I 2866 02:16:31.159 --> 02:16:33.239 want her to be able to keep but it's too late. 2867 02:16:33.280 --> 02:16:36.840 That's yeah, a little bit. Uh, that's a little different, right. 2868 02:16:37.000 --> 02:16:39.319 Did she play anything? She plays Animal cross She plays 2869 02:16:39.360 --> 02:16:44.440 cod games like what Animal Crossings, Valley, Frost, Pond, and 2870 02:16:44.520 --> 02:16:50.079 Breakfast Uh Simulator. She loves Mario Kart, Mario Party actually 2871 02:16:50.079 --> 02:16:54.120 played a journal I couldn't imagine her playing that game. 2872 02:16:55.719 --> 02:16:59.399 It is hard, dude, for She started with the DLC. 2873 02:16:59.520 --> 02:17:01.920 I heard the Old Gods. 2874 02:17:03.000 --> 02:17:05.239 The Old God is such a fucking like I only 2875 02:17:05.280 --> 02:17:07.120 played the first one. Was how much, how little fun 2876 02:17:07.159 --> 02:17:08.799 I had? I was like, I'm not enjoying, you know, 2877 02:17:10.440 --> 02:17:11.719 at all? Like I don't want to play this. 2878 02:17:12.000 --> 02:17:13.639 That's a game that's like the Elder Ring DLC is 2879 02:17:13.680 --> 02:17:15.319 like you can't play it. You can't jump into the 2880 02:17:15.959 --> 02:17:20.000 Doom Maternal DLC. After months away from Do Maternal Right, 2881 02:17:20.120 --> 02:17:22.559 you gotta think's the reason why. Like, I just didn't 2882 02:17:22.559 --> 02:17:24.959 have a problem with the DLC for Elean Ring like 2883 02:17:25.000 --> 02:17:26.399 a lot of people did, like you were talking about, like, 2884 02:17:26.440 --> 02:17:28.719 oh the difficulty spike, because I was playing for like 2885 02:17:29.280 --> 02:17:30.040 weeks before that. 2886 02:17:31.159 --> 02:17:32.959 I was a cheatd I was just blastmus Blade that shit. 2887 02:17:33.000 --> 02:17:35.959 That weapon is so fucking stupid in the game, It's insane. 2888 02:17:36.200 --> 02:17:38.319 Yeah, I put it down finally. I'm just like, there's 2889 02:17:38.319 --> 02:17:39.239 too much to play at this point. 2890 02:17:39.319 --> 02:17:41.879 Like game, very very good experience, and put one hundred 2891 02:17:41.879 --> 02:17:44.680 and eighty hours into it. I'm I'm good. That's more 2892 02:17:44.719 --> 02:17:47.879 than enough played the game. I'd rather I'd rather finish. 2893 02:17:48.360 --> 02:17:50.079 I want to go back and finish Second Row actually, 2894 02:17:50.120 --> 02:17:52.799 because that's one that I never actually finished. Oh you 2895 02:17:52.840 --> 02:17:58.000 didn't beat it, No, twenty nine team was a stacked year, 2896 02:17:58.879 --> 02:18:00.399 and so like I think when I got like to 2897 02:18:00.479 --> 02:18:02.639 a certain point in twenty. 2898 02:18:02.399 --> 02:18:03.440 Eighteen was sounds like it. 2899 02:18:03.559 --> 02:18:06.120 Yeah, twenty eighteen was weirdly stacked twenty eighteen, but I 2900 02:18:06.159 --> 02:18:08.760 could be wrong, well, twenty eighteen. Twenty eighteen had three 2901 02:18:08.920 --> 02:18:11.719 big ones. It had that was Spider Man, Red Dead, 2902 02:18:11.760 --> 02:18:12.399 and God of War. 2903 02:18:12.559 --> 02:18:12.760 Yeah. 2904 02:18:12.879 --> 02:18:15.239 Yeah, but outside that like twenty nineteen had like we 2905 02:18:15.399 --> 02:18:17.200 just did like a game of the year thing over 2906 02:18:17.239 --> 02:18:20.000 the last ten years on Sacred Today, Hold on twenty 2907 02:18:20.079 --> 02:18:24.680 nineteen video games. I know, secu Ro was one of them, 2908 02:18:26.360 --> 02:18:30.000 Secure Ro, residuebal To remake, Devil May Cry five, Control 2909 02:18:30.399 --> 02:18:33.479 Star Wars, Jedi Fallen Order, Death Stranding, the Outer Worlds, 2910 02:18:37.760 --> 02:18:39.399 Year's five, Bordalhands three. 2911 02:18:39.479 --> 02:18:46.000 I remember, uh Anthem, what that came out? I thought 2912 02:18:46.000 --> 02:18:47.920 that woll wow, isn't that crazy? Really? Yeah? 2913 02:18:48.319 --> 02:18:50.239 I thought it was soon Okay, yeah, no, that makes 2914 02:18:50.239 --> 02:18:53.079 sense because seven twenty seventeen was in Drameda, that's right. 2915 02:18:53.360 --> 02:18:56.719 Yeah, and then it was just like that was a lot. 2916 02:18:56.799 --> 02:18:59.159 Crash Team Racing was that year two as well, so 2917 02:18:59.280 --> 02:19:01.200 that was like a busy for me in general. I 2918 02:19:01.280 --> 02:19:04.440 was like, I've got time in addition to the backlog 2919 02:19:04.479 --> 02:19:06.520 stuff that like fell over into that year from last year, 2920 02:19:06.559 --> 02:19:07.000 and it's just like a. 2921 02:19:07.120 --> 02:19:10.440 Man, Anthem was a mess, dude, It's crazy. 2922 02:19:10.559 --> 02:19:15.239 It's I finally tried it maybe earlier in this year. 2923 02:19:15.520 --> 02:19:17.399 Oh actually I think I was in this apartment, so 2924 02:19:17.520 --> 02:19:19.200 not even that long ago. I think it was in June. 2925 02:19:19.559 --> 02:19:20.959 I tried it because I was like I just want 2926 02:19:21.000 --> 02:19:24.440 I've never tried it. How uh you can still play it? 2927 02:19:24.920 --> 02:19:27.079 And there's like three people. You tried it in this apartment. 2928 02:19:28.319 --> 02:19:31.520 Sorry, I met my apartment. I met the one that 2929 02:19:31.600 --> 02:19:33.559 I just moved to. Yeah. That that that that it 2930 02:19:33.600 --> 02:19:35.200 makes sense. I felt like maybe when you were crashing 2931 02:19:35.239 --> 02:19:36.840 here for a little bit, I was like I was, 2932 02:19:38.600 --> 02:19:39.440 and I was. 2933 02:19:41.840 --> 02:19:43.760 No, no, no, yeah, I was imagining me being in 2934 02:19:44.040 --> 02:19:52.239 the Yes, I tried it in the the The flying 2935 02:19:52.520 --> 02:19:55.000 was uh, actually, first of you can't. You can't fly 2936 02:19:55.120 --> 02:19:58.479 the entire time, which I thought was a little Yeah, 2937 02:19:58.639 --> 02:20:00.200 I was like, oh that you can actually, so. 2938 02:20:00.280 --> 02:20:02.760 There is a meter where you This is the problem 2939 02:20:02.840 --> 02:20:05.399 with flying in video game. You can't you No one 2940 02:20:05.440 --> 02:20:07.559 can convince me that you can make this fun. If 2941 02:20:07.639 --> 02:20:10.319 there was flying in a video game as as like 2942 02:20:10.360 --> 02:20:12.360 a superhero, as like a person, that was fun, it 2943 02:20:12.399 --> 02:20:14.799 would have been done by now. We've seen so many 2944 02:20:14.840 --> 02:20:19.159 fucking things at this point. We made Death Stranding fun. Yeah, 2945 02:20:19.360 --> 02:20:21.040 before we figured out how to make flying fun. 2946 02:20:21.239 --> 02:20:22.920 You can't do it. This is not possible. 2947 02:20:23.159 --> 02:20:25.600 This had this has it has to be like a 2948 02:20:26.879 --> 02:20:29.760 it has to be like some insanely like the maps 2949 02:20:29.799 --> 02:20:31.000 were gorgeous. 2950 02:20:30.680 --> 02:20:32.360 When I was playing a game. It's a good looking game. 2951 02:20:32.440 --> 02:20:33.120 Oh this is good. 2952 02:20:34.319 --> 02:20:36.479 Didn't care about anything that was happening. Really, that's the 2953 02:20:36.520 --> 02:20:41.959 big problem, not even remotely. And uh, the some of 2954 02:20:42.000 --> 02:20:44.239 the models look really stupid of what you can choose 2955 02:20:44.280 --> 02:20:48.040 me in between. So the combat was fine, it was 2956 02:20:48.120 --> 02:20:49.920 actually it wasn't that bad. But I was like, oh, 2957 02:20:50.040 --> 02:20:53.559 I imagine somebody that plays Destiny should try this, and 2958 02:20:53.639 --> 02:20:56.159 I bet they'll be like, Destiny's just way. 2959 02:20:56.000 --> 02:20:57.239 Better, Like this doesn't. 2960 02:20:57.319 --> 02:21:01.000 That's kind of how it doesn't matter because there's something 2961 02:21:01.040 --> 02:21:02.520 way better out there as a looter shooter. 2962 02:21:02.639 --> 02:21:04.840 Well, dude, I remember, I didn't hate it, like I 2963 02:21:06.040 --> 02:21:06.360 it was. 2964 02:21:06.719 --> 02:21:09.479 It was definitely a failure by every metric, but like 2965 02:21:09.559 --> 02:21:11.280 I like I would play, and I was like, this 2966 02:21:11.319 --> 02:21:12.159 doesn't feel bad. 2967 02:21:12.040 --> 02:21:14.200 To play, like I like shooting things. 2968 02:21:14.520 --> 02:21:18.159 Yeah, it feels okay, but it's like a suicide squad 2969 02:21:18.239 --> 02:21:19.520 killed the Justice lea kind of thing where it's like 2970 02:21:20.000 --> 02:21:23.680 that's not really good enough really, like it's and you're 2971 02:21:23.680 --> 02:21:25.920 you're jumping into a market that no and nobody wants 2972 02:21:25.959 --> 02:21:28.680 this from you, guys, like nobody wants this from by aware, 2973 02:21:28.840 --> 02:21:32.440 like no one's asking for this, Like even like Bungee 2974 02:21:32.639 --> 02:21:35.040 is one thing right where it's like right, you know, 2975 02:21:35.600 --> 02:21:37.600 nobody was necessarily asking for that either, but like at 2976 02:21:37.639 --> 02:21:39.440 the very least, like they went from like a standard 2977 02:21:39.440 --> 02:21:41.319 first person shooter to like a louter shooter, they're still 2978 02:21:41.360 --> 02:21:43.559 in there. They're still in their wheelhouse, kind of like 2979 02:21:43.559 --> 02:21:46.479 they're doing weird offshoot things that aren't traditional, but like 2980 02:21:46.520 --> 02:21:47.840 they're still like where they belong. 2981 02:21:48.040 --> 02:21:55.000 Yes, just we want RPGs from BioWare dumbest fucking ah 2982 02:21:55.159 --> 02:22:01.239 man it is, you know it will be interesting case 2983 02:22:01.239 --> 02:22:03.920 studies over time of like look at this time period 2984 02:22:04.040 --> 02:22:09.079 of this company. Wow. Just wow, that's all I can say. 2985 02:22:09.079 --> 02:22:10.799 I don't think he's gonna make it. Man, they've had 2986 02:22:10.879 --> 02:22:14.520 a whoue, they've had a They're not gonna make it. Yeah, 2987 02:22:14.520 --> 02:22:16.399 I don't. Oh, they'll be fine. What do you mean, 2988 02:22:16.479 --> 02:22:18.520 Like you think what their their new I P is 2989 02:22:18.559 --> 02:22:22.520 gonna be entirely I think again with something with an 2990 02:22:22.639 --> 02:22:26.879 M what is it? Marathon may? But what I just 2991 02:22:26.920 --> 02:22:28.159 don't feel like I don't know. I feel like they've 2992 02:22:28.399 --> 02:22:31.440 they've just I bet they spend themselves within They kind 2993 02:22:31.440 --> 02:22:33.920 of promise things they aren't ready to like put out yet. 2994 02:22:34.600 --> 02:22:37.120 So I think they've they're gonna suffer for it, But. 2995 02:22:37.200 --> 02:22:39.920 I don't know if we're still around. I think Bungee's 2996 02:22:39.920 --> 02:22:42.600 got a good decade left. Quite frankly, like there's like, uh, 2997 02:22:43.200 --> 02:22:45.479 like it just doesn't make sense because the Final Shape 2998 02:22:45.559 --> 02:22:47.879 just came out and was great, so like it was, 2999 02:22:47.959 --> 02:22:49.479 but it just doesn't make sense like that. 3000 02:22:49.639 --> 02:22:52.319 Was their last chance, you know, but it was their 3001 02:22:52.399 --> 02:22:53.440 last chance. They've just been. 3002 02:22:56.399 --> 02:23:00.319 Understand you are about to play the Veil Guard. 3003 02:23:01.440 --> 02:23:08.760 I'm aware, I'm aware. Okay, That's why I said, A 3004 02:23:08.879 --> 02:23:10.879 half decent trailer came out and I was like, oh, 3005 02:23:11.000 --> 02:23:12.959 you know what, maybe it's better than I thought if 3006 02:23:13.000 --> 02:23:15.559 if I look at it from this way Morgians back, 3007 02:23:16.200 --> 02:23:19.239 her hair is different. But like that's what I don't know. 3008 02:23:19.360 --> 02:23:22.799 I think my prediction is that Marathon isn't going to 3009 02:23:23.000 --> 02:23:25.120 slap the way it needs to slap, But I. 3010 02:23:25.120 --> 02:23:26.079 Think it's going to be very good. 3011 02:23:26.239 --> 02:23:29.239 Like I just I don't believe that Bungee has literally 3012 02:23:29.479 --> 02:23:31.920 yet to make a bad video game, so like, I 3013 02:23:32.040 --> 02:23:34.559 just have no reason to assume that they would start. Really, 3014 02:23:36.040 --> 02:23:38.360 they have a better batting average than fucking Project Red. 3015 02:23:38.239 --> 02:23:40.040 At this point, you know what I mean? Right? Yeah? 3016 02:23:40.399 --> 02:23:44.840 Really, yes, yeah, Like the the launches for their last 3017 02:23:44.879 --> 02:23:47.639 two Giant projects, kind of fucking. 3018 02:23:47.920 --> 02:23:52.040 Cybunk cyberpunk on PS four, Make No Mistake is probably 3019 02:23:52.079 --> 02:23:55.600 the worst thing that's ever been created. Like, it's unbelievably bad. 3020 02:23:56.040 --> 02:23:59.200 You have no idea, like, there's no there's no police. 3021 02:23:59.520 --> 02:24:01.920 The crowd goes away when you turn away from it, 3022 02:24:02.360 --> 02:24:05.680 like it barely ran. It was unusable. Yeah, it was 3023 02:24:05.799 --> 02:24:07.399 unplayable on PS four. 3024 02:24:07.600 --> 02:24:12.319 Very bizarre choice to even put that ship out on there. Well, yeah, 3025 02:24:12.879 --> 02:24:14.319 we need our money now. It's just one of those 3026 02:24:14.319 --> 02:24:15.920 things where I'm like, it's like, how do these fucking 3027 02:24:15.959 --> 02:24:18.360 shareholders not understand that. I'm like, hey, if you let 3028 02:24:18.440 --> 02:24:20.559 us do what we need to do, there will be 3029 02:24:20.600 --> 02:24:23.040 a better return. I don't know. I feel like, isn't 3030 02:24:23.079 --> 02:24:25.360 that kind of like how the world of Games is? Like? 3031 02:24:26.200 --> 02:24:28.079 And I remember and then we fix it later on. 3032 02:24:28.239 --> 02:24:29.120 That's how it was working out. 3033 02:24:29.280 --> 02:24:31.680 And I remember you okay, yeah, I remember because you 3034 02:24:31.760 --> 02:24:34.040 were telling me like before Final Shape came out, because 3035 02:24:34.040 --> 02:24:36.000 you were hearing whispers about it, right, and it was like, 3036 02:24:36.079 --> 02:24:37.920 oh man, I don't know, it doesn't look like it's. 3037 02:24:37.760 --> 02:24:39.040 Gonna be good. And it was like. 3038 02:24:41.040 --> 02:24:42.600 Literally like really good. It was like one of the 3039 02:24:42.680 --> 02:24:44.159 best expansions they've ever done. 3040 02:24:44.239 --> 02:24:46.520 So yeah, very good, so very good. So I don't know. 3041 02:24:47.040 --> 02:24:49.200 I've heard whispers of like a whole marathon, like the 3042 02:24:49.239 --> 02:24:51.200 people behind the scenes were like they're not really sure 3043 02:24:51.239 --> 02:24:53.000 about it. But that doesn't really mean much to me, 3044 02:24:53.040 --> 02:24:55.520 because there were people internally working at on Halo during 3045 02:24:55.600 --> 02:24:57.239 the time that that was popular, who were like, this 3046 02:24:57.399 --> 02:24:58.159 fucking stupid. 3047 02:24:58.159 --> 02:25:00.559 What are we doing? We got we're this thing that 3048 02:25:00.719 --> 02:25:01.159 was way better. 3049 02:25:01.200 --> 02:25:02.799 Everybody's gonna hate this, and it was like the most 3050 02:25:02.840 --> 02:25:03.879 celebrated shit they've ever done. 3051 02:25:03.920 --> 02:25:07.239 So I wait to see. Uh, it could be good, 3052 02:25:07.280 --> 02:25:08.559 it could be bad. I don't I don't really know 3053 02:25:08.600 --> 02:25:09.920 what to make a bungee right now. They're kind of 3054 02:25:09.920 --> 02:25:13.760 in a nebulous state right now, but we shall see. 3055 02:25:13.799 --> 02:25:16.479 They're definitely it's gonna be weird because they have like 3056 02:25:16.559 --> 02:25:18.959 an offshoot studio. Now, yeah, I don't know what the 3057 02:25:19.000 --> 02:25:21.040 hell's going on with that, but let's get the fuck 3058 02:25:21.079 --> 02:25:24.600 out of here. Let's read our twenty five dollars enough 3059 02:25:25.079 --> 02:25:29.520 patrons uh over at Patreonic compsas of Stark Tank. Get 3060 02:25:29.559 --> 02:25:33.440 on over there, or we'll kill you, and we will. 3061 02:25:33.600 --> 02:25:35.520 This is a this is all of us saying this, 3062 02:25:36.719 --> 02:25:37.440 count me down. 3063 02:25:39.680 --> 02:25:41.959 Three three two one. 3064 02:25:42.760 --> 02:25:46.040 I forgot to count him down for the countdown. I'll 3065 02:25:46.079 --> 02:25:52.159 cut you down, okay, okay, three two one three two one. 3066 02:25:53.600 --> 02:25:56.280 Chris on his death bed, all right, let's get the 3067 02:25:56.319 --> 02:26:01.879 fuck out of here. That'd be amazing. I hope that's 3068 02:26:01.920 --> 02:26:02.639 my last words. 3069 02:26:03.200 --> 02:26:06.559 That would be pretty great. Unfortunately, is probably gonna be like, yeah, 3070 02:26:08.799 --> 02:26:09.360 do you remember? 3071 02:26:09.559 --> 02:26:09.680 Uh? 3072 02:26:11.719 --> 02:26:13.719 I just saw a clip somebody clipped it was you. 3073 02:26:14.280 --> 02:26:16.959 I asked you to do keep David dying or getting hurt? 3074 02:26:17.040 --> 02:26:19.120 I get, I get it was it was saying like 3075 02:26:19.399 --> 02:26:21.719 I could do an impression of anybody getting hurt. 3076 02:26:22.000 --> 02:26:30.280 Yeah, you do, keep David dying. That's good. Stupid. Wow 3077 02:26:31.360 --> 02:26:36.200 that struck me. Oh oh to my penis? All right, 3078 02:26:37.280 --> 02:26:41.680 in this much pain backshotting, I can't breathe. What's going on? Wow? 3079 02:26:42.959 --> 02:26:47.239 Baby with link irons, Babe triarch, Babe triarch Manezia's big 3080 02:26:47.360 --> 02:26:48.760 blue bounce in Bizangas. 3081 02:26:49.239 --> 02:26:55.239 How funny? How funny? Bro? Like for real? Uh? Stop blank? Chris? 3082 02:26:55.360 --> 02:26:57.760 You know you're white putting on us, putting a spider 3083 02:26:57.840 --> 02:26:59.319 on the head of your penis while I force you 3084 02:26:59.399 --> 02:26:59.760 to watch. 3085 02:27:00.479 --> 02:27:00.600 Uh. 3086 02:27:00.840 --> 02:27:03.159 The ki we who spent the last six months binging 3087 02:27:03.280 --> 02:27:05.000 the snark tank and now has a golf ball size 3088 02:27:05.000 --> 02:27:07.920 hold in his frontal lobe. Excellent, hope you make it 3089 02:27:09.000 --> 02:27:11.879 seriously though, Yeah, good luck with that man. If our 3090 02:27:12.040 --> 02:27:14.120 k can survive a worm eating that, you can survive 3091 02:27:14.159 --> 02:27:17.280 our show, uh, bathing and period. By the way, that 3092 02:27:17.319 --> 02:27:20.440 has recontextualized my entire feeling of like how much how 3093 02:27:20.479 --> 02:27:21.280 important the brain is. 3094 02:27:22.280 --> 02:27:24.440 The brain fixes itself, it creates a different pathways I 3095 02:27:24.520 --> 02:27:29.360 mean evidently not well, yeah, it was definitely created the 3096 02:27:29.399 --> 02:27:30.879 way it should have been, and it could kind of 3097 02:27:30.920 --> 02:27:32.799 compensate somewhat. But you know, you can also end up 3098 02:27:32.840 --> 02:27:35.840 like talking like this and being like, vaccines will make 3099 02:27:35.879 --> 02:27:42.440 you suck your own I really that's what happened to be. 3100 02:27:43.360 --> 02:27:49.520 I can't. I really, I blew my thrown out by sucking. Okay, 3101 02:27:50.399 --> 02:27:52.799 not that, not that make fun of the voice, but 3102 02:27:52.959 --> 02:27:56.280 not why. It's the trust vaccines, Trust vaccines. 3103 02:27:56.280 --> 02:28:00.120 They did it to me on purpose. I hate too 3104 02:28:00.159 --> 02:28:04.120 many processed foods, and now my throat went away. He 3105 02:28:04.239 --> 02:28:06.959 really thinks processed foods by virtue being processed, are bad 3106 02:28:07.000 --> 02:28:09.040 for you, and not what they put in it. Like 3107 02:28:09.120 --> 02:28:11.719 that's genuine, Like he thinks the process of processing is bad. 3108 02:28:11.799 --> 02:28:17.159 It's such a fucking moane. It hurts, actually crazy, it. 3109 02:28:17.280 --> 02:28:21.840 Hurts like he he's every it's just so he's so 3110 02:28:21.959 --> 02:28:26.120 fucking stupid. It's it's terrifying that they're like people. 3111 02:28:26.840 --> 02:28:29.360 You know, we we mentioned opens to wears Waldough and 3112 02:28:29.440 --> 02:28:34.399 can't stop seeing Waldough. Everyone's fucking wal Everyone's out everyone's 3113 02:28:34.440 --> 02:28:37.360 wall though. Everyone's out there. Get me, and they're all 3114 02:28:37.520 --> 02:28:38.479 looking right at me. 3115 02:28:39.239 --> 02:28:41.840 I just watched a real quick I just watched a 3116 02:28:41.879 --> 02:28:45.360 documentary about Wider and versus the Cowboys. 3117 02:28:45.760 --> 02:28:46.399 What do you mean? 3118 02:28:46.479 --> 02:28:48.520 I just watched the Netflix documentary a series on a 3119 02:28:48.639 --> 02:28:52.200 wider versus the Cowboys. You know, the tall tail, What 3120 02:28:52.319 --> 02:28:53.559 the fuck is that? White wider? 3121 02:28:56.440 --> 02:28:59.920 I don't know that that's what that is. The Tombstone Arizona, 3122 02:29:00.840 --> 02:29:04.479 the Okay Corral, the gun, the gun wait, I I know, 3123 02:29:04.600 --> 02:29:05.200 I know, I've heard that. 3124 02:29:05.319 --> 02:29:10.559 Well you know they tell of why that Yeah, yeah, yeah, 3125 02:29:10.719 --> 02:29:14.120 so it's based off a golden car yea. The long 3126 02:29:14.159 --> 02:29:15.840 story stort I always say. All I was going to 3127 02:29:15.920 --> 02:29:19.200 talk about is that that whole situation got uh. It 3128 02:29:19.280 --> 02:29:22.120 turned into politics of the North versus the South, and 3129 02:29:22.239 --> 02:29:25.879 it was hilarious watching it because of how I'm like 3130 02:29:26.079 --> 02:29:26.639 mad that, like. 3131 02:29:26.680 --> 02:29:30.319 Oh, people are not even remotely smarter. It's the same thing. 3132 02:29:30.239 --> 02:29:34.280 Where you literally could say the most untrue bullshit and 3133 02:29:34.440 --> 02:29:37.200 because of the political divide, it just makes it true. 3134 02:29:37.559 --> 02:29:39.120 So it's like the North versus of the South, right, 3135 02:29:39.959 --> 02:29:41.600 and so like all you gotta do is just say, like, oh, 3136 02:29:41.719 --> 02:29:45.680 Wyatt RP has a he has a permanent dick in 3137 02:29:45.760 --> 02:29:48.760 his ash, and because he represents the North, the South 3138 02:29:48.799 --> 02:29:52.200 will believe it is that k JR. I thought that 3139 02:29:52.239 --> 02:29:53.040 was Frankenstein monster. 3140 02:29:56.600 --> 02:29:58.280 I thought that was Bobby Hill for a second, and 3141 02:29:58.360 --> 02:30:01.520 I was like Bobby Hill and that type of head. Yeah, 3142 02:30:01.719 --> 02:30:05.559 we gotta don't want him now. He's like roundis ship. 3143 02:30:05.600 --> 02:30:08.639 He's like a potato. Bobby Hill looks like I don't know, yeah, 3144 02:30:08.959 --> 02:30:15.600 I don't know you he kicked his uh killed that 3145 02:30:15.840 --> 02:30:18.959 looks like that looks like squirtle. But he's like confused. 3146 02:30:19.440 --> 02:30:21.799 It's just this is what you'll turn into. You get 3147 02:30:21.879 --> 02:30:26.319 the facts. Eat process food. All processed foods are bad. 3148 02:30:26.440 --> 02:30:31.239 Only eat unprocessed wheat. Only eat weep from the He 3149 02:30:31.319 --> 02:30:34.159 doesn't understand that. He doesn't understand that ground beef is 3150 02:30:34.239 --> 02:30:35.079 processed beef. 3151 02:30:35.799 --> 02:30:39.879 Right, No, he doesn't well, yeah, he's mixing up like 3152 02:30:40.799 --> 02:30:43.520 he thinks additives. Yeah, he thinks yeah, which I mean 3153 02:30:43.680 --> 02:30:46.680 adding additives is processing. But it's not all processed and 3154 02:30:46.760 --> 02:30:47.520 it's not all bad. 3155 02:30:47.639 --> 02:30:49.639 It's like back then when there's still a lot of 3156 02:30:49.639 --> 02:30:52.079 people out there that think MSG is bad for you, right, 3157 02:30:52.280 --> 02:30:54.200 it was like that was just bullshit propaganda. 3158 02:30:54.399 --> 02:30:58.040 It's just it's not true. It's just literally not true. Yeah, 3159 02:30:58.120 --> 02:31:00.719 it's like, it's what mono sodium gluten. It is not 3160 02:31:01.040 --> 02:31:03.840 bad for you. It is in the name. Literally, it's 3161 02:31:03.879 --> 02:31:05.040 in the name. It's what it is. 3162 02:31:05.760 --> 02:31:08.399 Yeah, I mean, good luck finding ship that isn't processed. Also, 3163 02:31:08.559 --> 02:31:10.600 like it's I just it's It was the same thing 3164 02:31:10.680 --> 02:31:13.479 with GMO. They're like, oh, DMO is bad for you, Like, no, 3165 02:31:13.600 --> 02:31:14.000 it's not. 3166 02:31:14.399 --> 02:31:16.879 It can be bad for you if I fucking genetically 3167 02:31:16.920 --> 02:31:20.399 modify something to poison in it, you know, like on 3168 02:31:20.680 --> 02:31:21.719 on a genetic level. 3169 02:31:22.079 --> 02:31:24.600 Yeah, it could be bad for you. Yeah, Yeah, I 3170 02:31:24.639 --> 02:31:26.239 wish I knew how to do that. Do you imagine 3171 02:31:26.639 --> 02:31:29.879 if you know how to make apples have Like, who's that? 3172 02:31:31.040 --> 02:31:36.440 Is that? A the tether ball man? Do you know 3173 02:31:36.479 --> 02:31:41.760 what a tetherball is? Yeah? You guys didn't say anything. 3174 02:31:41.840 --> 02:31:46.760 So I was like, say to me, bro, that shouldn't 3175 02:31:46.760 --> 02:31:48.760 bomb so hard that. I'm like, I felt like I 3176 02:31:48.840 --> 02:31:49.479 was on stage. 3177 02:31:50.719 --> 02:31:56.959 I was still trying to process what the fuck he 3178 02:31:57.079 --> 02:31:59.600 drew because it just looked like a fucking tear drop. 3179 02:31:59.520 --> 02:32:07.440 Limit like pickment almost just anyway. Yeah, yeah, it was 3180 02:32:07.680 --> 02:32:11.440 such a bad like I bombed so hard, so hard, 3181 02:32:12.159 --> 02:32:15.600 you bomb so hard that you asked the questions. I 3182 02:32:15.719 --> 02:32:21.040 got no response. Oh he didn't even bombing. You just 3183 02:32:21.079 --> 02:32:23.159 had to make sure you didn't. You have to make sure. 3184 02:32:23.239 --> 02:32:24.959 It's like like, do you guys know what to tell them? 3185 02:32:25.559 --> 02:32:28.879 Like, I'm not sure if your niggas didn't do anything, 3186 02:32:30.079 --> 02:32:31.479 because I was, I was looking at it. 3187 02:32:31.559 --> 02:32:32.680 I was, I was literally was. 3188 02:32:33.319 --> 02:32:35.399 It was like you know when you load up, like 3189 02:32:35.440 --> 02:32:37.760 when you would load up an image in like the nineties, 3190 02:32:38.200 --> 02:32:41.280 Like that's that's what my brain. I was like loading 3191 02:32:41.360 --> 02:32:42.959 the image into my brain slowly. 3192 02:32:43.280 --> 02:32:43.840 I just load that. 3193 02:32:43.920 --> 02:32:46.559 For like the naked chick. Yeah, you're like, oh, yeah, 3194 02:32:46.639 --> 02:32:48.680 we're about to see some tits. If you're hard to 3195 02:32:49.360 --> 02:32:51.840 come before you see the face and you're like, blog 3196 02:32:51.920 --> 02:32:54.920 done already out the room. Some fucking dude with. 3197 02:32:56.520 --> 02:33:00.280 Bathing in purel for Marathon second bathing and row for 3198 02:33:00.399 --> 02:33:03.280 Marathon sex with Tally Zora Gay, Alison chains Boat be 3199 02:33:03.360 --> 02:33:05.120 like into my butt again, same old dick in my 3200 02:33:05.200 --> 02:33:08.239 rear end the silver Spermer versus the goon. 3201 02:33:09.559 --> 02:33:09.920 Clan. 3202 02:33:11.520 --> 02:33:16.840 Yeah, Alison chains Gay cover them boners, boners, I am 3203 02:33:19.040 --> 02:33:21.959 jerking off a big old pile of them boners. 3204 02:33:24.799 --> 02:33:27.760 I'm just the full for a gay cover of that. 3205 02:33:28.079 --> 02:33:29.520 I'm just a fool for you who does that? 3206 02:33:29.920 --> 02:33:36.639 The Crammers caber linger on my gays. We could do 3207 02:33:36.680 --> 02:33:39.239 a covert deceptively hard. 3208 02:33:39.399 --> 02:33:44.680 He's gonna do what is it up? Cut up you guys. 3209 02:33:44.879 --> 02:33:49.319 But it's in so deep. Yeah, that's got a lot 3210 02:33:49.360 --> 02:33:49.760 of fun. 3211 02:33:51.280 --> 02:33:59.680 Into deep, into deep and and and I sucked me 3212 02:34:00.680 --> 02:34:03.399 and I gave him some head. 3213 02:34:03.799 --> 02:34:07.120 It's the same thing now. I can't stop fucking coming. 3214 02:34:07.879 --> 02:34:13.680 It's not fucking yeah. Yeah, there's something there, Yeah, something there. Yeah, 3215 02:34:13.719 --> 02:34:16.879 that's gonna be something about a hummer? What is that? 3216 02:34:17.000 --> 02:34:19.000 What is that? There used to be a sex move 3217 02:34:19.040 --> 02:34:24.159 called a hummer? You somebody's think what upside down on? Yeah? 3218 02:34:24.159 --> 02:34:26.799 I sure fucking welly slumbered and. 3219 02:34:29.280 --> 02:34:30.239 Him into slumber. 3220 02:34:32.520 --> 02:34:38.360 At least that's better than raping's me. 3221 02:34:39.840 --> 02:34:49.959 Some forny one, call me shot some funny One's some 3222 02:34:50.200 --> 02:34:50.760 funny one. 3223 02:34:57.559 --> 02:35:01.479 The sun is stunning. Let's get out of Imagine's just. 3224 02:35:01.719 --> 02:35:11.079 Saying show that way, Hello, fucking Ohio, we'll go to 3225 02:35:11.200 --> 02:35:11.559 that show. 3226 02:35:11.639 --> 02:35:13.639 I'm going to write someone in a crowd here. 3227 02:35:13.959 --> 02:35:15.879 You know those bazookas when they shoot out shirts, it's 3228 02:35:15.920 --> 02:35:17.959 just like ragged with chloroform. 3229 02:35:22.159 --> 02:35:28.840 Conscious the chloroform. That is insane. Face on your face. 3230 02:35:32.239 --> 02:35:34.559 Oh my god. Movie is pretty good by the way. 3231 02:35:34.799 --> 02:35:38.840 Oh yeah, I mean it's you know, it's Cumulus. It's 3232 02:35:38.959 --> 02:35:42.520 it's it's decent. You know, it looks really good. I 3233 02:35:42.559 --> 02:35:44.840 will say that, but they do this thing in it 3234 02:35:44.920 --> 02:35:47.159 that they do one thing and then I'm like, oh, 3235 02:35:48.159 --> 02:35:49.360 I don't know why you did that. I don't know 3236 02:35:49.399 --> 02:35:52.159 why you brockle Fastbender in it, as you know, but 3237 02:35:52.239 --> 02:35:54.559 they bring someone back that they didn't need to be. 3238 02:35:55.239 --> 02:35:59.319 Yeah. Interesting, You're just I don't know, Well, I don't 3239 02:35:59.319 --> 02:36:01.520 say there maybe spoil about that. 3240 02:36:02.079 --> 02:36:06.559 Yeah, well i'll tell you after. But it's it's distracting 3241 02:36:06.600 --> 02:36:08.159 and weird. But I mean it's a cool movie. 3242 02:36:08.280 --> 02:36:09.680 It just kind of going. It just kind of keeps going, 3243 02:36:09.719 --> 02:36:17.239 and you just understand ga Alien Cumulus Gaile and Cumulus. 3244 02:36:21.159 --> 02:36:24.959 Deep need for dinosaur chicken nuggets. No, Kanye, don't say 3245 02:36:25.000 --> 02:36:26.479 that the Jews are not gave on to the dead. 3246 02:36:26.799 --> 02:36:32.559 Nicholas Cage pretty good. Nice, that's a classic, though, that 3247 02:36:32.680 --> 02:36:36.399 is a classic. Meat spin is my homepage around that 3248 02:36:36.479 --> 02:36:41.639 asient fun fact. Scrungut Bungus, creator of many famous Uganda 3249 02:36:41.719 --> 02:36:45.920 Knuckles VR chat moments, is also an experienced third three 3250 02:36:46.280 --> 02:36:48.600 three D furry porn animator. I mean, yeah, it doesn't 3251 02:36:48.600 --> 02:36:50.360 make sense, multi multi talented. 3252 02:36:50.680 --> 02:36:56.319 Multi every those VR serious problem in the world. Like actually, 3253 02:36:56.840 --> 02:36:57.360 I don't think so. 3254 02:36:57.680 --> 02:37:01.200 Do you think, uh the was you Ganda Knuckles in 3255 02:37:01.280 --> 02:37:03.799 vr chat? They were videos or like no, not even 3256 02:37:03.920 --> 02:37:06.639 just like worf like the these are modern. These are 3257 02:37:06.680 --> 02:37:07.959 like in the last like year and a half. 3258 02:37:08.000 --> 02:37:09.799 I believe it's been happening in these. 3259 02:37:09.760 --> 02:37:12.399 Clips where like he's a popular like avatar in vr 3260 02:37:12.520 --> 02:37:16.840 chat and it's usually like a Hispanic guy like speaking 3261 02:37:18.200 --> 02:37:20.479 proper like proper Spanish. 3262 02:37:20.840 --> 02:37:25.719 In these they're they're crazy. They're good videos. Though you 3263 02:37:25.959 --> 02:37:28.159 Knuckles had me in a choke hold for a little bit, dude, 3264 02:37:28.200 --> 02:37:30.239 I was laughing way too hard at that ship. I 3265 02:37:30.440 --> 02:37:32.399 liked it still, I had I had a lot of 3266 02:37:32.440 --> 02:37:35.719 fun with it. It died so fast though, Yeah, I 3267 02:37:35.799 --> 02:37:39.079 wrote a little metal jingle for it. Actually, somebody, one 3268 02:37:39.120 --> 02:37:41.680 of our listeners said that he was an indie wrestler, 3269 02:37:42.479 --> 02:37:44.280 Like he was on the indie scene and he wanted 3270 02:37:44.360 --> 02:37:49.000 to He asked me permission to use that song as like, 3271 02:37:49.559 --> 02:37:51.079 what was it say you gotten in uber. 3272 02:37:50.920 --> 02:37:54.920 Alice Alien spoiler? I say I was gonna tell you 3273 02:37:54.959 --> 02:37:59.920 and then but I will forget me by Chip skyl 3274 02:38:00.639 --> 02:38:04.479 Scooby Rook, Raggy Ripper Reds and run. 3275 02:38:06.159 --> 02:38:14.600 Run Rickets Ripper Reds, Raggy Ripper Reds. That is Ripper. 3276 02:38:15.760 --> 02:38:20.959 And run rickedst like Timothy Shallow, a big pepe come 3277 02:38:21.040 --> 02:38:23.879 on my h dune walks into the shower to get 3278 02:38:23.920 --> 02:38:24.879 all to come down the drain. 3279 02:38:25.000 --> 02:38:25.879 I ain't hanging out. 3280 02:38:25.799 --> 02:38:28.319 With a bunch of gooner's like Valerie in the Dead 3281 02:38:28.399 --> 02:38:33.600 Discord chat Uh Blair Blair White canonically banging Alex Jones, 3282 02:38:34.000 --> 02:38:36.600 Derek Go watch the current one piece anime. Netflix is 3283 02:38:36.639 --> 02:38:39.639 making a remake with better animation and no filler. Oh 3284 02:38:39.760 --> 02:38:41.000 really they're actually doing that. 3285 02:38:42.680 --> 02:38:47.959 Action I think is like that Sa Crystal another one 3286 02:38:48.000 --> 02:38:50.719 piece series. Because of how. 3287 02:38:51.280 --> 02:38:54.840 Because of people like me, I fucking fuck these people, man, 3288 02:38:55.040 --> 02:38:57.600 I just I can't the second coming of Miguelo hairs 3289 02:38:57.639 --> 02:39:01.920 trans mask pussy rotating mcg O'Hara's trying to my mind 3290 02:39:02.000 --> 02:39:04.000 like chick in to flex on people who can't visualize 3291 02:39:04.000 --> 02:39:05.120 the fucking apple RFK. 3292 02:39:05.280 --> 02:39:12.719 Milking Yogi bear for eternal gains? Is that a Kennedy 3293 02:39:13.239 --> 02:39:22.319 is delicious? Help boo boo, help booboo. He's joking me off. 3294 02:39:22.559 --> 02:39:25.280 He nosed straight through his fucking bear hide his neck, 3295 02:39:26.079 --> 02:39:31.760 Yeah boo, I'm doing Please shoot be quick, should be quick, 3296 02:39:35.120 --> 02:39:36.000 big meat. He stinks. 3297 02:39:36.079 --> 02:39:38.760 Deck the world's fastest may already swingen ruining my jokes 3298 02:39:39.600 --> 02:39:45.319 read to the tune of ducktails. But fuck spoonge death 3299 02:39:46.079 --> 02:39:50.719 shadow of the Epstein Tree. My dick's so big I 3300 02:39:50.760 --> 02:39:52.360 can tie it in a not and still suck it. Andy, 3301 02:39:52.360 --> 02:39:54.040 the man who's handies on our at every honest Sandy, 3302 02:39:54.600 --> 02:39:57.639 go up till eighty nine percent Top ten hot as 3303 02:39:57.680 --> 02:39:58.440 sonic females. 3304 02:39:58.479 --> 02:40:02.239 That is, I just mentioned that today to Brad. What uh, 3305 02:40:03.680 --> 02:40:05.000 there's a load of these hotties. 3306 02:40:05.959 --> 02:40:07.719 It's an old video from like a YouTuber back in 3307 02:40:07.799 --> 02:40:09.879 like the It must be like twenty nine, twenty ten 3308 02:40:10.120 --> 02:40:12.079 earliest or latest, I should say. 3309 02:40:12.360 --> 02:40:13.159 And it's just this guy. 3310 02:40:13.280 --> 02:40:16.360 He's making it like top ten hottest female Sonic characters. 3311 02:40:16.479 --> 02:40:19.440 Oh oh oh classic video because he just goes like 3312 02:40:19.559 --> 02:40:22.239 and without further ado, here we go and he like 3313 02:40:22.319 --> 02:40:24.000 he does a video of him running down the street. 3314 02:40:24.079 --> 02:40:26.280 Real, I remember that, you know this video? Yeah? Yeah, 3315 02:40:26.280 --> 02:40:28.920 that video is a classic. I remember that the Sonic 3316 02:40:29.040 --> 02:40:31.479 universe can be classified as hot hick heaven. 3317 02:40:32.559 --> 02:40:35.600 I'll never forget that. That video is like ingrain I 3318 02:40:35.680 --> 02:40:36.239 fucking head. 3319 02:40:36.879 --> 02:40:38.920 Dang. I'm so glad of Sonic when I was little man. 3320 02:40:39.040 --> 02:40:41.319 She's got three toughs of hair like a native American. 3321 02:40:41.440 --> 02:40:43.639 You're like, what, irobably wouldn't be friends with you? He 3322 02:40:43.680 --> 02:40:46.120 definitely would have been weird. I would have been friends 3323 02:40:46.120 --> 02:40:48.479 with you. If you're like some Sonic freak, I wouldn't 3324 02:40:48.559 --> 02:40:50.479 let you live with that. Straight up. I'm so glad. 3325 02:40:50.520 --> 02:40:52.760 I've never touched it. I thought it was cool. I 3326 02:40:52.799 --> 02:40:54.159 was like, Sonic is cool. But I was like, I'm 3327 02:40:54.200 --> 02:40:56.440 just not like the games, but just the I don't 3328 02:40:56.479 --> 02:40:59.000 care anything even remotely about any lore, to be honest, 3329 02:40:59.600 --> 02:41:02.680 I just thought Sonic looked cool. Thought Sonic Shadow Knuckles 3330 02:41:02.719 --> 02:41:05.239 looked cool. Sonic and Knuckles a fucking fun ass game. 3331 02:41:05.680 --> 02:41:07.680 Sonic three was cool as fuck too. I like how 3332 02:41:07.760 --> 02:41:09.719 his knuckles would get really mag didn't know his dad 3333 02:41:09.719 --> 02:41:11.639 and he punched the floor. She I don't know anything 3334 02:41:11.680 --> 02:41:16.319 about that, Like his dad's not even real. I mean, 3335 02:41:16.360 --> 02:41:18.200 I could believe anything you say about it because I 3336 02:41:18.200 --> 02:41:20.799 don't know anything. That's how you are. 3337 02:41:21.440 --> 02:41:27.600 Yeah, Marvin's straight, heterosexual, healing gids, rubbing icy out on 3338 02:41:27.639 --> 02:41:31.920 my firstly shaved, and Nick's penis and balls, Jordan's Basketball, Penison, Pennison, 3339 02:41:32.120 --> 02:41:38.280 Peterson Penis, penis and penis, Jordan Basketball penis, and Night 3340 02:41:38.360 --> 02:41:48.639 of Little Niggy Ug. Listen listen to Korn's happiest song, Daddy. 3341 02:41:48.719 --> 02:41:50.239 I don't know what that is, Daddy. It's not a 3342 02:41:50.280 --> 02:42:01.200 happy song at all, actually is in fact not it's 3343 02:42:01.879 --> 02:42:02.120 it's a. 3344 02:42:03.840 --> 02:42:08.799 God Actually it's a very sad song. 3345 02:42:08.920 --> 02:42:12.360 Actually, actually know what is it? I can do the voice, 3346 02:42:12.559 --> 02:42:15.680 actually won't do any you think about it. It's not 3347 02:42:15.760 --> 02:42:19.879 really fun at all. Corn is in fact pretty depressing. 3348 02:42:21.360 --> 02:42:24.760 It's pretty harrowing if I do tato, Mike, why are 3349 02:42:24.760 --> 02:42:27.920 they named Korn? Do we know? Is there a reason? Honestly, 3350 02:42:28.000 --> 02:42:28.920 I don't know. I don't know. 3351 02:42:29.040 --> 02:42:30.520 All right, I feel like I've looked it up before, 3352 02:42:30.559 --> 02:42:32.680 but it was so un like it didn't it was whatever, 3353 02:42:33.680 --> 02:42:34.760 this is really upsetting. 3354 02:42:35.200 --> 02:42:38.239 It was just like really bland, and just feel like 3355 02:42:38.280 --> 02:42:40.479 an asshole for even looking up why. 3356 02:42:40.559 --> 02:42:42.920 Because it's like, okay, there's no there's no reason for 3357 02:42:43.040 --> 02:42:45.360 my my brain to retain this information. 3358 02:42:45.639 --> 02:42:48.319 It's about as interesting as why Kevin Smith's name is 3359 02:42:48.399 --> 02:42:55.120 Kevin Smith, Kevin Durant's feet. Who can take a penis, 3360 02:42:55.120 --> 02:42:57.239 sprinkle it with lou plug it in the socket and 3361 02:42:57.360 --> 02:42:57.760 slurp it. 3362 02:42:59.120 --> 02:43:02.719 Fet peter ful horrid book dude, he's fucking he's so ashy, 3363 02:43:03.600 --> 02:43:05.360 it's it's I don't think he's ever. 3364 02:43:07.639 --> 02:43:08.920 Scary. Iron Maiden Trooper. 3365 02:43:09.120 --> 02:43:11.120 You fuck my ass, but I'll suck yours too, and 3366 02:43:11.319 --> 02:43:15.239 I'll suck you off till my faces blue. Miss Aidan 3367 02:43:15.360 --> 02:43:18.319 Ross needs to be put down for proof. Look up 3368 02:43:18.399 --> 02:43:19.760 Aiden Ross. Fascism. 3369 02:43:19.840 --> 02:43:20.479 Oh yeah, I know, I know. 3370 02:43:20.559 --> 02:43:21.920 He doesn't know how to say it. He calls the 3371 02:43:22.040 --> 02:43:24.000 fascism fascism or something. 3372 02:43:24.280 --> 02:43:26.479 And then when he's trying to like read like say 3373 02:43:26.479 --> 02:43:28.479 authoritarianism all that, he can't say anything. 3374 02:43:28.520 --> 02:43:33.600 He's he's yeah, he's he's stupid. He is legitimately an imbecile. Yeah, 3375 02:43:34.399 --> 02:43:35.920 you kid, And it's just look at all these look 3376 02:43:35.959 --> 02:43:37.639 at all these dumb assholes that are just coming up 3377 02:43:37.639 --> 02:43:40.440 in the world, you know. Yeah, I don't want to 3378 02:43:40.440 --> 02:43:42.440 go on like all the younger agents. So we were 3379 02:43:42.479 --> 02:43:44.200 fun too, we were fucking jackasses as well. But like 3380 02:43:44.239 --> 02:43:46.000 at the same time, well, there's there was probably somebody 3381 02:43:46.040 --> 02:43:47.520 who was our age. Was that stupid. 3382 02:43:47.559 --> 02:43:51.040 It's it's just like they were probably killed. 3383 02:43:51.319 --> 02:43:53.760 Yeah, and they were probably they weren't. They didn't become 3384 02:43:53.879 --> 02:43:54.479 really fair. 3385 02:43:54.479 --> 02:43:57.479 They didn't become insanely rich by just sitting in front 3386 02:43:57.479 --> 02:43:58.559 of a camera streaming, you. 3387 02:43:58.559 --> 02:44:00.440 Know what I mean. Yeah, like they would have not 3388 02:44:00.680 --> 02:44:01.000 made it. 3389 02:44:02.000 --> 02:44:03.879 Like, I don't know, I don't think I actually, genuinely, 3390 02:44:03.920 --> 02:44:05.760 I don't know if I've ever met somebody that I 3391 02:44:06.120 --> 02:44:10.879 constantly am aware is as stupid as Ad and Rosses ever, Like, sincerely. 3392 02:44:10.399 --> 02:44:11.639 I have one person but I'm not going to say 3393 02:44:11.639 --> 02:44:13.719 their name that you think it should be dumb, but hm, 3394 02:44:14.319 --> 02:44:16.440 one person. You don't don't think you know the person immediately. 3395 02:44:16.840 --> 02:44:19.680 I don't know Iron Maiden. Oh yeah, I said, mister 3396 02:44:19.760 --> 02:44:23.280 pants ballowed the first in cardboard pie. What happened to 3397 02:44:23.719 --> 02:44:32.520 Dick spum Befutter's secret gay secret secret gay sex men, 3398 02:44:33.239 --> 02:44:39.360 secret gay sex man. He's probing around men's assholes with 3399 02:44:39.600 --> 02:44:41.959 his greenness and his hands. 3400 02:44:50.079 --> 02:44:51.559 That is so stupid. 3401 02:44:54.840 --> 02:44:57.159 I like that it got like descriptive, but not in 3402 02:44:57.239 --> 02:45:00.319 the way that like, just in a genuinely honest the way. 3403 02:45:01.799 --> 02:45:06.000 It's an underwhelming way to end. 3404 02:45:06.520 --> 02:45:12.200 It's nothing magical about that jingle is just descriptive that it. 3405 02:45:12.319 --> 02:45:19.079 Really is, like, this is definitely a true story, oh man, 3406 02:45:23.000 --> 02:45:24.559 as if it could be with anything else. 3407 02:45:24.680 --> 02:45:25.479 That's what I love about it. 3408 02:45:27.760 --> 02:45:31.040 It would be a story if he did jolly old 3409 02:45:31.079 --> 02:45:37.040 dipship r f K junior hands, content aware scale voice. Wow, 3410 02:45:37.799 --> 02:45:40.520 I think I said that podcast or something. Yeah, I 3411 02:45:40.559 --> 02:45:46.799 remember saying, describing him as a content aware person ciphergraph 3412 02:45:47.360 --> 02:45:50.079 freak bob ew Is that how you spell Poughkeepsie. I 3413 02:45:50.159 --> 02:45:54.159 thought you were saying beeps bokeepsie or something. 3414 02:45:54.280 --> 02:45:57.719 No, yeah, it's p o U g h k e 3415 02:45:57.879 --> 02:46:10.120 e p s I e eh to ease gypsy. Oh my, 3416 02:46:13.639 --> 02:46:16.440 oh my god. He thought we were saying b a 3417 02:46:16.719 --> 02:46:22.879 k I bo. I didn't like the buckkeepsie this is 3418 02:46:23.879 --> 02:46:28.479 Did it really sound like a b Butkeepsie interesting, saying, yeah, 3419 02:46:28.479 --> 02:46:29.360 it was definitely not that. 3420 02:46:29.959 --> 02:46:30.079 Uh. 3421 02:46:30.399 --> 02:46:34.840 Fantastic four featuring fantas fantast Dick and doctor. 3422 02:46:34.639 --> 02:46:42.040 Goon Doctor goon by d K Junior or whatever. Yeah, 3423 02:46:42.239 --> 02:46:49.319 Robert blow Job Junior or whatever his name is, balloon. 3424 02:46:52.680 --> 02:46:55.079 Hunter dub. Don't give him his jacket. Don't give him 3425 02:46:55.079 --> 02:46:55.600 his jacket. 3426 02:46:56.799 --> 02:46:58.920 That was such a crazy fucking don't get him out 3427 02:46:58.920 --> 02:46:59.879 of here, Get him out of here. 3428 02:46:59.799 --> 02:47:04.559 Don't let him get his clothes. Sed the cream can't 3429 02:47:04.600 --> 02:47:07.479 waste a drop your sperm. It's making us fucking, fucking, 3430 02:47:07.559 --> 02:47:08.159 fucking homo. 3431 02:47:08.719 --> 02:47:09.479 I don't know what that is. 3432 02:47:10.159 --> 02:47:14.639 The bone in boneless chicken, Lyles asparagus binging, Oh Lilies, 3433 02:47:14.680 --> 02:47:19.920 I read Lyles Lily's asparagus binging pist Dealer, Smitchy the kid, 3434 02:47:20.000 --> 02:47:23.559 the e MT forcibly administering estrogen to old men. Help me, 3435 02:47:24.079 --> 02:47:27.280 I'm stuck in a well. Nine to eleven is the 3436 02:47:27.520 --> 02:47:33.959 seven eleven. Nine eleven is the seven eleven full of monkey. 3437 02:47:34.079 --> 02:47:34.840 I don't understand. 3438 02:47:36.239 --> 02:47:36.680 I don't get it. 3439 02:47:36.760 --> 02:47:39.239 Yeah, I don't get it either. I've got two dicks, 3440 02:47:39.280 --> 02:47:42.639 and I'm not afraid to use them. She pipkin on 3441 02:47:42.680 --> 02:47:48.079 my Pippa poopy possum bare necks part of a complete breakfast. 3442 02:47:49.079 --> 02:47:50.840 No way, I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners 3443 02:47:50.920 --> 02:47:53.719 as Mr. But it's just you three making your most 3444 02:47:53.760 --> 02:47:59.959 disgusting wet mouth noises. I'm not gonna participate. I will 3445 02:48:00.000 --> 02:48:03.440 would suck Sydney. I would suck Sydney Sweeney's eggs out 3446 02:48:03.479 --> 02:48:05.000 of her uterus like Boba tea. 3447 02:48:05.280 --> 02:48:06.319 That is graphic. 3448 02:48:06.399 --> 02:48:11.639 Wow crazy, wow ship I mean me too, but wow yeah, same, 3449 02:48:11.719 --> 02:48:12.319 but wow. 3450 02:48:12.639 --> 02:48:15.719 I would suck the milk of their flat. They would. 3451 02:48:16.360 --> 02:48:18.959 I would suck her skin off. I would suck. I 3452 02:48:19.000 --> 02:48:22.399 would suck the milk. I'd suck them so hard, milk 3453 02:48:22.399 --> 02:48:24.319 would be in there, even though there's no milk in them, 3454 02:48:24.520 --> 02:48:29.799 there's he would you would create the need. The need 3455 02:48:29.840 --> 02:48:33.559 would be so great it would arise is expanded. 3456 02:48:33.639 --> 02:48:39.040 Then you suck the British people come, British people, British people, 3457 02:48:39.360 --> 02:48:40.200 British people come. 3458 02:48:40.280 --> 02:48:41.280 Then be like, what's all this? 3459 02:48:41.440 --> 02:48:46.239 Then I fall asleep to n word compilations Devon's Devon 3460 02:48:46.399 --> 02:48:48.959 is Pregnant, I show speed joined the I r A. 3461 02:48:49.639 --> 02:48:51.360 Have you guys watched Hasban Hotel? 3462 02:48:51.360 --> 02:48:53.639 I been looking for opinions that isn't just music and 3463 02:48:53.719 --> 02:48:58.959 gay transferm Gremlin, Yush, Michael Jackson, Mama, say mama, saw. 3464 02:49:00.079 --> 02:49:02.440 Something about come right, what is it? 3465 02:49:02.959 --> 02:49:09.120 Mama say ma mas sam My molested Child's it was. 3466 02:49:10.600 --> 02:49:14.440 Child. I'm gonna say child. I'mna say, Mama slam, I'm 3467 02:49:14.479 --> 02:49:16.399 a lasted. Child was crazy. Bro, that's one of the 3468 02:49:16.440 --> 02:49:20.840 best beats in music. I think it's pretty cool. Mama, 3469 02:49:23.200 --> 02:49:27.360 I've got I want to say it so bad. 3470 02:49:27.520 --> 02:49:29.360 Yeah, it's crazy that the real lyrics that that. I 3471 02:49:29.440 --> 02:49:30.600 was like, I'm gonna say what I saw. I'm not 3472 02:49:30.680 --> 02:49:33.639 gonna stop. That's like the actual words to it. I 3473 02:49:33.680 --> 02:49:36.200 don't think it is, of course not I'm lying. Craig 3474 02:49:36.280 --> 02:49:37.639 the Canadian. Craig the Canadian. 3475 02:49:37.840 --> 02:49:42.399 It's pretty sure. It's something something African, something some African language. 3476 02:49:42.440 --> 02:49:45.479 Yeah, it's like the makarina or something. Yeah, Craig the Canadian. 3477 02:49:45.559 --> 02:49:51.319 All right, Dude, I got, really, I got. We were 3478 02:49:51.399 --> 02:49:54.120 drinking wine and and and having edibles at Paul's place. 3479 02:49:54.280 --> 02:49:56.079 It was like Jalen and and Alix and Gammy and 3480 02:49:56.200 --> 02:49:59.079 me and we watched the nineteen ninety six d n 3481 02:49:59.200 --> 02:50:03.200 c oh No and dude, it was just like the 3482 02:50:03.319 --> 02:50:06.959 mac arena. For fifteen minutes, like you see Hillary Clinton 3483 02:50:07.040 --> 02:50:07.280 doing it. 3484 02:50:07.440 --> 02:50:07.799 She did. 3485 02:50:08.000 --> 02:50:14.000 Like by the way, look, things are going fine generally politically, 3486 02:50:14.440 --> 02:50:16.959 or at least like with them so far. But like 3487 02:50:17.159 --> 02:50:19.479 I've noticed that the second that she started showing up, 3488 02:50:19.760 --> 02:50:20.760 I just felt worse about it. 3489 02:50:20.920 --> 02:50:22.879 Things are feeling a little weird. I just feel worse 3490 02:50:22.879 --> 02:50:23.159 about it. 3491 02:50:23.200 --> 02:50:25.280 Like she's like in videos now and she like did 3492 02:50:25.319 --> 02:50:26.479 the speech and it was like and now I just 3493 02:50:26.559 --> 02:50:28.200 I feel worse now, Like I just like you, she 3494 02:50:28.799 --> 02:50:29.639 she go away. 3495 02:50:29.840 --> 02:50:32.040 She needs to leave. She really doesn't need to leave. 3496 02:50:32.840 --> 02:50:34.360 We will not know peace until she's gone. 3497 02:50:34.760 --> 02:50:37.680 Like, dude, I want to do a gay version of 3498 02:50:37.760 --> 02:50:40.280 a macarna, you know, turn the but not but just 3499 02:50:40.440 --> 02:50:43.120 make the English, you know, I don't know what the 3500 02:50:43.239 --> 02:50:44.040 day mocker. 3501 02:50:44.360 --> 02:50:52.479 Yeah, gig Arena, it was a gay Yeah you get 3502 02:50:52.600 --> 02:50:59.840 get get ge. That's one of the covers for real. 3503 02:51:00.079 --> 02:51:02.120 This fucking dudes are just like doing the macarina, but 3504 02:51:02.159 --> 02:51:03.719 there's dicks in their hands unless they. 3505 02:51:04.000 --> 02:51:07.600 Guy's sucking cop. That's it. The twist is long. It's 3506 02:51:07.600 --> 02:51:10.959 not even clever. One guy is on his knees, is blowing, 3507 02:51:12.440 --> 02:51:14.360 you know. It's like it's in the white background and 3508 02:51:14.440 --> 02:51:17.879 have the mics and the suits on. Motherfucker's just blowing 3509 02:51:17.920 --> 02:51:18.200 the other. 3510 02:51:19.680 --> 02:51:21.840 The twist of Long Long Man is that the fuck 3511 02:51:21.920 --> 02:51:23.239 boy is gay for the boyfriend. 3512 02:51:23.280 --> 02:51:24.760 Oh that's right. Yeah, that's right. 3513 02:51:24.799 --> 02:51:26.799 I forgot Yeah it was about Oh yeah, that's right. 3514 02:51:26.840 --> 02:51:28.440 He stole her husband at the end. 3515 02:51:28.479 --> 02:51:30.319 That's right. It's your boy. 3516 02:51:30.600 --> 02:51:35.600 Because I'm sucking off a wack off. 3517 02:51:39.920 --> 02:51:40.200 Gay. 3518 02:51:43.120 --> 02:51:43.360 It's you. 3519 02:51:43.479 --> 02:51:46.680 It's your boy, shawnny D until it sleeps on and 3520 02:51:46.799 --> 02:51:50.600 the jiz still stains me, so stroke it until it creams. 3521 02:51:50.680 --> 02:51:55.040 I haven't washed my hands since twenty fifteen. Fires put 3522 02:51:55.120 --> 02:51:57.120 themselves out now when I reach for them. 3523 02:51:57.440 --> 02:51:58.639 Oh my god. 3524 02:52:00.200 --> 02:52:03.079 That is having hands so dirty that like elements want 3525 02:52:03.159 --> 02:52:06.760 no part of it. We'd rather not exist around you. 3526 02:52:06.959 --> 02:52:09.959 Yeah, I can touch the third rail, no problems, sledge gloves. Dude, 3527 02:52:12.280 --> 02:52:14.760 was crazy. Wipe some hand of someone's back in that 3528 02:52:14.840 --> 02:52:15.680 part of the back. 3529 02:52:15.639 --> 02:52:22.920 Is nutting on a girl's forehead and then nutting three 3530 02:52:23.000 --> 02:52:24.959 XO nutting on a girl's forehead and then smearing it 3531 02:52:25.399 --> 02:52:28.639 with the tip of his dick while saying simba oh my. 3532 02:52:30.120 --> 02:52:30.879 With vitriol. 3533 02:52:31.879 --> 02:52:34.799 Colton Saladino fucking sucks. 3534 02:52:35.079 --> 02:52:37.680 I don't know who that is, but Saladino. Is that 3535 02:52:38.879 --> 02:52:42.440 Joey Saladino. I have no fucking idea. You know Joey Salads. 3536 02:52:42.559 --> 02:52:44.719 I know that's oh is that? I don't know who 3537 02:52:44.760 --> 02:52:47.399 Colton is. I don't. Yeah, yea, his real name is Saladino. 3538 02:52:47.440 --> 02:52:52.760 That's why he goes by salads. Yeah he saw that. 3539 02:52:53.399 --> 02:52:55.239 Of course, Papa. 3540 02:52:57.680 --> 02:53:01.280 Pussy serving strokings smoking joking going like this drip m 3541 02:53:01.440 --> 02:53:05.639 h insulting Kingston in Jamaican hactoi. 3542 02:53:05.959 --> 02:53:09.399 It's not what man hawk ew that. I get it. 3543 02:53:09.520 --> 02:53:11.799 That kind of made me mad. That's actually infuriating, assaulting 3544 02:53:11.840 --> 02:53:15.239 my fucking my native tongue. I hope you hope they 3545 02:53:15.319 --> 02:53:17.440 find you in a real way. Hope we beat up 3546 02:53:17.479 --> 02:53:22.239 that chick. Yeah, it is getting. She's not an annoying person. 3547 02:53:22.280 --> 02:53:25.280 It's just she's not as annoying as as she could be. 3548 02:53:25.520 --> 02:53:28.399 It's just that it's annoying to constantly hear about it. Yeah, 3549 02:53:28.479 --> 02:53:30.200 I think she's in well see, I don't think she's 3550 02:53:30.239 --> 02:53:32.920 annoying as a person. I think she's annoying by I 3551 02:53:33.040 --> 02:53:35.440 feel like she had such an opportunity to like what 3552 02:53:35.559 --> 02:53:37.760 she should have done was to start her own podcast 3553 02:53:38.200 --> 02:53:39.799 and not try to be this flavor of the Month 3554 02:53:39.840 --> 02:53:42.399 thing where she's I'm gonna go on every famous Well 3555 02:53:42.440 --> 02:53:44.360 she should have just done because like it's like she 3556 02:53:44.639 --> 02:53:48.000 she now she was just peering at usc events, Country 3557 02:53:48.120 --> 02:53:52.399 events Bill Bill Maher's podcast, which I did think it 3558 02:53:52.440 --> 02:53:55.000 was funny that she introduced the miss Her lyrics about 3559 02:53:55.239 --> 02:53:57.600 the New York State of Mind song. It was like 3560 02:53:57.799 --> 02:54:03.360 New York Concrete dole wet Dream Tomato, like she actually, 3561 02:54:03.959 --> 02:54:05.280 there's a lot of people that didn't know about that, 3562 02:54:06.079 --> 02:54:10.000 said the she said that on the Bill Maher podcast whatever. 3563 02:54:10.040 --> 02:54:12.000 They were riffing and then she said that, and I 3564 02:54:12.120 --> 02:54:14.120 was like, I thought that was actually pretty funny because 3565 02:54:14.120 --> 02:54:15.200 there's a lot of people that are like. 3566 02:54:15.559 --> 02:54:17.840 I've never said, I've never heard that. I've never heard 3567 02:54:18.399 --> 02:54:23.079 instead of where dreams are made of dreams tomato and 3568 02:54:23.200 --> 02:54:25.680 you cannot hear it if you actually if you concrete 3569 02:54:25.799 --> 02:54:29.319 Jungle Wet Dream, may I've just heard that song the 3570 02:54:29.440 --> 02:54:30.239 right way right. 3571 02:54:32.200 --> 02:54:34.879 That I'm a camel, you know, I I smoked some 3572 02:54:35.000 --> 02:54:41.559 Marboroughs and I'm the mascot and yeah, yeah, I'm with 3573 02:54:41.719 --> 02:54:48.600 Ee on the island with the children. I don't want 3574 02:54:48.639 --> 02:54:50.040 to have sex with them. I just want to fight 3575 02:54:50.200 --> 02:54:57.159 them in the face quick to the island to fight kids. 3576 02:54:57.440 --> 02:55:00.719 That's that's less bad, right. I'm gonna a black book 3577 02:55:00.799 --> 02:55:06.440 to fighting children, fighting like the children, fighting more children forever. 3578 02:55:06.559 --> 02:55:09.360 I fight children. After they fuck the kids, I end 3579 02:55:09.479 --> 02:55:13.959 up fighting they fuck the children. I just fight them. 3580 02:55:14.079 --> 02:55:17.719 Beating up some victims on Epstein's Island. I don't care 3581 02:55:17.760 --> 02:55:22.319 if this ribes. I'm jay Z. I don't care about Ryman. 3582 02:55:22.440 --> 02:55:26.959 I'm just trying to bet. Now. I'm really upset. I'm 3583 02:55:27.000 --> 02:55:31.079 gonna go cheat on my spouse. I look like ship, 3584 02:55:31.360 --> 02:55:33.360 but I'm gonna cheat on fiance, even though that's what 3585 02:55:33.399 --> 02:55:35.399 in's saying. And then I'm gonna go be the more children. Now, 3586 02:55:37.719 --> 02:55:39.799 I look like I'm a I and my name is 3587 02:55:39.920 --> 02:55:47.840 jay Z. And and he just like picking up picking 3588 02:55:47.920 --> 02:55:52.200 up there, hop, pick up Hope, junk where dreams are 3589 02:55:52.399 --> 02:55:56.559 made of jay Z? Stop fighting children? Gun on her 3590 02:55:57.319 --> 02:55:58.000 A gun's not. 3591 02:56:02.719 --> 02:56:05.719 She's cry wearing a suit of Yankee hats. 3592 02:56:11.719 --> 02:56:15.239 Finished these names. This is going on. It's almost three 3593 02:56:15.280 --> 02:56:21.399 hours again, yank, Yeah, what a real one. I lost 3594 02:56:21.440 --> 02:56:21.760 my place. 3595 02:56:21.799 --> 02:56:24.639 We gotta start off, Okay, we gotta start over. 3596 02:56:25.239 --> 02:56:30.440 You can't just like do a couple of I just 3597 02:56:30.559 --> 02:56:35.479 I can't remember it would be there's two more questions. 3598 02:56:35.520 --> 02:56:39.840 She just freaks out. Storm sets his apartment on fire. 3599 02:56:42.239 --> 02:56:45.440 He locks it, breaks the key up. I can't do it. 3600 02:56:46.239 --> 02:56:51.360 He runs, He runs out, WI locks the door. Someone 3601 02:56:51.799 --> 02:56:53.079 someone was on the fire. 3602 02:56:53.959 --> 02:56:56.959 Someone's draw jay z in like an awkwardly fitted uh 3603 02:56:57.440 --> 02:56:58.520 suit of yankee hats. 3604 02:57:00.000 --> 02:57:02.360 I want to see that. I just photoshop him into it. 3605 02:57:02.360 --> 02:57:03.639 I want to see Yeah, yeah, that'd be good. 3606 02:57:03.719 --> 02:57:05.799 Yeah, I just think because I don't I don't want 3607 02:57:05.840 --> 02:57:07.399 to be mistaken. I don't want the suit to be 3608 02:57:07.680 --> 02:57:09.799 made of yankee hats in the sense that it's like 3609 02:57:09.840 --> 02:57:13.600 a good suit. I want I want the hats to 3610 02:57:13.719 --> 02:57:15.440 retain their yankee hat shape. 3611 02:57:16.479 --> 02:57:20.840 Yeah. I wanted to look like almost like bubbles. That's good, 3612 02:57:21.959 --> 02:57:30.200 Like the onion knife from sucking. He looks like the 3613 02:57:30.399 --> 02:57:33.360 what is it the dung that's dung? Well, he's just 3614 02:57:33.440 --> 02:57:38.079 the I forgot his name, do you know Cremulust or something? 3615 02:57:38.319 --> 02:57:41.920 Roderick I can believe. Forgot. He was an old world 3616 02:57:41.920 --> 02:57:43.719 ton feller. I loved him. Yeah, he was cool. I 3617 02:57:43.879 --> 02:57:45.719 like it. He was. He's actually pretty helpful at some point. 3618 02:57:45.840 --> 02:57:50.920 That fucking pussy nostrils mc flannagan over there, Yeah. 3619 02:57:50.719 --> 02:57:52.799 I think that's living a dog again. Start dogs. Naming 3620 02:57:53.000 --> 02:57:53.559 Eric the human. 3621 02:57:54.600 --> 02:57:56.799 Somebody rode into one of the last shows with that 3622 02:57:56.959 --> 02:58:01.040 name human nice, just sucking hilarious. 3623 02:58:02.079 --> 02:58:02.920 Cove me a good boy. 3624 02:58:05.719 --> 02:58:09.440 I do love the idea of like the mob with 3625 02:58:09.639 --> 02:58:11.440 nicknames that have nothing to do with them, Like, I 3626 02:58:11.879 --> 02:58:15.000 think that's like one of the genuinely one of the funniest. 3627 02:58:15.360 --> 02:58:19.639 Joey Stromboli he's a doctor. He's a doctor. He was 3628 02:58:19.639 --> 02:58:20.639 a diabetic doctor. 3629 02:58:21.120 --> 02:58:28.799 The slipper was slippery, Sandals, slippery, Joey Slippery, something like that, 3630 02:58:29.639 --> 02:58:31.479 Sammy Slippers, Sammy Slippery. 3631 02:58:33.799 --> 02:58:39.399 Tell me he doesn't own a single parents handles? Uh swings? 3632 02:58:40.600 --> 02:58:47.559 What Joey's grandma? Come here? He's Mexicans. Mexicans, just a 3633 02:58:47.639 --> 02:58:50.000 Mexican guy. Yeah, he's from Florida. 3634 02:58:51.000 --> 02:59:00.879 He's American Floridorida, who's named the empire state. It literally 3635 02:59:00.920 --> 02:59:03.000 would be like a perfect naming convention for a bot, 3636 02:59:03.040 --> 02:59:04.639 because like there would be no good intel that you 3637 02:59:04.680 --> 02:59:05.239 can get from. 3638 02:59:06.000 --> 02:59:08.000 If there's a mole in there, they'd be like, I 3639 02:59:08.079 --> 02:59:10.799 don't I'm useless. I can't give you anything. 3640 02:59:10.920 --> 02:59:12.959 He'd report back to his police chief and the police 3641 02:59:13.000 --> 02:59:14.719 she would just shoot him. He's just like, you're fucking 3642 02:59:14.760 --> 02:59:19.799 with me, You're clearly fucking with me converted. And then 3643 02:59:19.840 --> 02:59:24.639 they just immediately just start shooting like man like you have. 3644 02:59:26.559 --> 02:59:27.719 They just start shooting. 3645 02:59:28.040 --> 02:59:30.040 Sweeney's grdma, beating him to death with a sledghammer for 3646 02:59:30.040 --> 02:59:32.559 saying the N word. Queers of the Stone Age be like, 3647 02:59:32.680 --> 02:59:34.959 I'll swallow your flow, let me lick your balls and 3648 02:59:35.079 --> 02:59:36.760 your hole, but we want to blow me. 3649 02:59:37.040 --> 02:59:41.079 Uh I, I what does this say? I beat him off, 3650 02:59:41.319 --> 02:59:41.680 suck his. 3651 02:59:41.760 --> 02:59:47.200 Penis, just to show that I'm gay, nice nice kremlin 3652 02:59:47.239 --> 02:59:51.440 to gremlin that rotten old Jimmy dick, evil, Sween says, 3653 02:59:51.479 --> 02:59:52.159 I love the gays. 3654 02:59:52.239 --> 02:59:59.959 Hey look it's a little dead f sler. Okayoh fuck today, 3655 03:00:00.280 --> 03:00:05.680 I wanted to go over the fucking songs that we had. Well, 3656 03:00:05.719 --> 03:00:07.959 that'll be yeah, they could be. Well, is that gonna 3657 03:00:07.959 --> 03:00:08.879 be a main episode. 3658 03:00:08.600 --> 03:00:10.959 Though it's supposed to well yeah, because it wasn't supposed 3659 03:00:10.959 --> 03:00:12.799 to be. It wasn't supposed to be restricted to. 3660 03:00:12.959 --> 03:00:15.680 Oh yeah, okay, to extra Well we could do I 3661 03:00:15.799 --> 03:00:17.319 just we could do an extra ammo and just put 3662 03:00:17.360 --> 03:00:19.280 it out for people like we've done that for some 3663 03:00:19.399 --> 03:00:19.639 of them. 3664 03:00:19.959 --> 03:00:21.000 We've don't've done that before. 3665 03:00:21.040 --> 03:00:23.120 So although, yeah, no, we'll do it. We'll do it 3666 03:00:23.159 --> 03:00:23.840 for the Wednesday one. 3667 03:00:24.000 --> 03:00:25.799 Yeah, we just need we just it just needs to 3668 03:00:25.840 --> 03:00:28.280 be gone over for like ten minutes. It's not a 3669 03:00:28.319 --> 03:00:31.159 lot of injuries, all right. Uh, what the fuck was 3670 03:00:31.200 --> 03:00:33.799 I at? I forgot? We got to start in the 3671 03:00:33.840 --> 03:00:37.239 concrete jungle or something. There's only one queer. There's only 3672 03:00:37.280 --> 03:00:41.520 one queer least I'm so gay. Yeah you want even 3673 03:00:41.639 --> 03:00:43.319 got a bunch of gay. I want to do that one. 3674 03:00:43.399 --> 03:00:50.399 But I can't do his bird ass fucking boys. Dude, 3675 03:00:50.719 --> 03:01:02.799 it was hard. It was hard to do the fucking yeah. 3676 03:01:02.920 --> 03:01:07.200 Story about Neil he is, I'll give him that. There's 3677 03:01:07.239 --> 03:01:09.239 that just that story about like years ago. 3678 03:01:09.319 --> 03:01:12.639 How like when Amy Whinehouse died he morbid, bro no, 3679 03:01:12.760 --> 03:01:14.719 what what happened? So when Amy Whineouse died, Neil Patrick 3680 03:01:14.760 --> 03:01:19.120 Harriss had a party and he he he commissioned, I 3681 03:01:19.159 --> 03:01:23.959 guess a cake made to look like her dead body, 3682 03:01:24.479 --> 03:01:25.920 like when it was like when it was like new. 3683 03:01:25.959 --> 03:01:28.360 And it's like a really fucking morbid it's looking up 3684 03:01:28.399 --> 03:01:29.319 right now, look up, uh. 3685 03:01:29.920 --> 03:01:34.000 Neil Patrick Carriss. It's a cake. It's not real. It's 3686 03:01:34.040 --> 03:01:35.479 pretty fucked up. But it's a cake. 3687 03:01:35.760 --> 03:01:39.000 It's not real, but like it's it's really tasteless. Neil 3688 03:01:39.040 --> 03:01:42.719 Patrick Harris Amy Whinehouse cake or Neil Patrick Harris. Uh, 3689 03:01:43.239 --> 03:01:46.319 it's like the fourth Yeah, it's wild, Like it's one 3690 03:01:46.360 --> 03:01:47.959 of the most disrespectful things I've ever seen. And it 3691 03:01:48.040 --> 03:01:49.360 was like around the time that she died too, So 3692 03:01:49.399 --> 03:01:49.920 it wasn't. 3693 03:01:49.799 --> 03:01:51.840 Like that's way worse than I thought. 3694 03:01:53.639 --> 03:01:57.520 It was infinitely worse than Did you google this at home, 3695 03:01:57.680 --> 03:02:00.680 like be prepared because it's like it is wild, think something. 3696 03:02:00.959 --> 03:02:03.600 It's like House of the Dead, like fucking, it's like 3697 03:02:03.639 --> 03:02:06.079 a fucking it's like an evil dead prop It's like rott. 3698 03:02:06.280 --> 03:02:09.559 Yeah, it literally is like an evil dead rudo for sure, 3699 03:02:09.600 --> 03:02:13.040 the corpse of Amy Winehouse. What did he have against her? 3700 03:02:13.280 --> 03:02:16.520 I don't know, man, he was just he was clearly 3701 03:02:16.639 --> 03:02:20.959 just too gay for did Amy Whinehouse like subtly out him. 3702 03:02:20.959 --> 03:02:24.520 Or something like yeah, Patrick. 3703 03:02:25.639 --> 03:02:43.559 Finished the name Patrick Harris, Patrick Harris, Oh mo mo. 3704 03:02:46.399 --> 03:02:49.000 And then they're like, what are you implying that you're 3705 03:02:49.000 --> 03:02:54.719 implying new Patrick Practudice Harris is gay and this motherfucker 3706 03:02:54.920 --> 03:02:58.120 like just the guy from Haroling Komer, No way the 3707 03:02:58.200 --> 03:03:03.520 guy in a way Jesse Water. Jesse Water is like, 3708 03:03:03.600 --> 03:03:06.440 no way this is true. Jesse Waters would say that 3709 03:03:06.719 --> 03:03:09.200 he would be there's no way this awesome man is gay. 3710 03:03:09.600 --> 03:03:14.920 No way gave you can't be cool. It's insane, it 3711 03:03:15.000 --> 03:03:17.760 it's mathematic, you kidd it. Tell me the Romans were 3712 03:03:17.840 --> 03:03:21.239 gay the way It's impossible. I'm so angry. 3713 03:03:21.319 --> 03:03:24.000 And why is that nigga still alive? Jesse Waters? Yeah, 3714 03:03:24.840 --> 03:03:26.200 because he's got a cheat code. 3715 03:03:26.559 --> 03:03:29.360 Yeah, I'm just I just mean, like, yeah, I feel 3716 03:03:29.399 --> 03:03:31.639 like it's astounding that he hasn't been like hit by something. 3717 03:03:32.040 --> 03:03:35.000 Somebody hasn't Just like, I don't know that black guy, 3718 03:03:35.040 --> 03:03:36.879 the one that sounds really stupid, that has the people 3719 03:03:36.920 --> 03:03:39.440 on the podcast at hour, so many of them. Man 3720 03:03:41.479 --> 03:03:41.760 jay Z. 3721 03:03:43.760 --> 03:03:47.799 Jay Z on his podcast podcast, We're going, Yeah, I 3722 03:03:47.879 --> 03:03:48.760 have a podcast. 3723 03:03:48.879 --> 03:03:51.719 This is the cadence. This is how we talked here 3724 03:03:53.079 --> 03:03:57.840 four three hours. The podcast is that cadence for three 3725 03:03:57.879 --> 03:04:00.440 and a half hours with a random guess. And if 3726 03:04:00.440 --> 03:04:03.360 the guest doesn't match the cadence, he gets he gets mad. 3727 03:04:04.000 --> 03:04:06.879 He ain't gets really upset. You hear a record scratch. 3728 03:04:09.840 --> 03:04:12.440 I don't think you're talking right. You're about to start 3729 03:04:12.479 --> 03:04:14.479 a fight. I'm about to beat you up and kill 3730 03:04:14.559 --> 03:04:21.280 you tonight, tonight. I'm sorry, jay Z, what were you saying? 3731 03:04:21.879 --> 03:04:26.280 Don't take the literally just it's RFK and he literally 3732 03:04:26.360 --> 03:04:28.959 can't do that, Gaiden. Oh, he's just getting so mad. 3733 03:04:29.479 --> 03:04:30.879 I'm trying to find it away. 3734 03:04:35.680 --> 03:04:41.959 Please, finishing empire state a state of mine. 3735 03:04:42.639 --> 03:04:47.479 No, this is getting out of hand. That's not a hand. 3736 03:04:50.959 --> 03:04:53.799 Look at all these processed foods. I think we should 3737 03:04:53.840 --> 03:04:59.319 stop them, all right, I'm sorry. Wait Waitte five eighty three, 3738 03:05:01.120 --> 03:05:11.680 you're crying. There's only one left, no more, there's no 3739 03:05:11.799 --> 03:05:16.200 more questions by easy Hey Kingston, did knt you need 3740 03:05:16.239 --> 03:05:17.600 to say the N word to storm? 3741 03:05:17.680 --> 03:05:24.520 And God loves man kills waste. I'm gonna grab it 3742 03:05:24.559 --> 03:05:28.120 the fucking instrumental that song and just gonna jam CA 3743 03:05:28.319 --> 03:05:34.840 version of it would be so good? Why so stupid? 3744 03:05:34.920 --> 03:05:37.000 I love it? Cool. 3745 03:05:37.879 --> 03:05:44.479 Buffis presents Gina's galactic food review channel, Vigina doing food reviews. 3746 03:05:45.360 --> 03:05:48.360 Yeah not real, big fat quiz though, Yeah, I really 3747 03:05:48.440 --> 03:06:00.440 like processed foods. Oh my god, g r f K 3748 03:06:01.520 --> 03:06:07.079 is amazing. What the fuck is happening? Thanks for coming on? 3749 03:06:07.239 --> 03:06:12.760 R K. Oh my god. So this this book about 3750 03:06:12.840 --> 03:06:21.040 kids who died suddenly. This is all vaccine related. Absolutely, absolutely, 3751 03:06:21.040 --> 03:06:24.040 anti Absolutely, he would think you're a weak for doing it. 3752 03:06:24.120 --> 03:06:25.399 I don't think he would. I don't think he thinks 3753 03:06:25.440 --> 03:06:27.120 it was I'm gonna get a vaccine he dies from. 3754 03:06:28.079 --> 03:06:31.879 Idea of Begina died from COVID is crazy. That would 3755 03:06:32.000 --> 03:06:35.440 be crazy. The dragons can't bring him back. He's fucking 3756 03:06:35.680 --> 03:06:42.319 stupid getting vaccinated. So you're staying on the ballots in 3757 03:06:42.479 --> 03:06:48.440 swing states. Like the idea of him him talking to him. Absolutely, 3758 03:06:49.440 --> 03:06:55.120 COVID was a lie. Seems kind of based to me. 3759 03:06:55.879 --> 03:06:56.680 It was it is it? 3760 03:06:56.760 --> 03:06:59.559 Chris Sabbat uh vegeta or Brian Drummond. 3761 03:07:00.399 --> 03:07:02.360 Oh my god, the drumming one sounds so much funnier 3762 03:07:02.399 --> 03:07:02.920 in attraction. 3763 03:07:03.399 --> 03:07:10.280 Yeah. Yeah, Wow, they're pumping all sorts of chemicals into 3764 03:07:10.319 --> 03:07:11.120 our blood stream. 3765 03:07:11.920 --> 03:07:13.520 Yeah, that sounds a little more sinister, like. 3766 03:07:13.639 --> 03:07:16.159 Yeah, that's just a real though. That's just a real podcast. 3767 03:07:16.879 --> 03:07:20.760 That's just a real uh, you know alternative medicine cast 3768 03:07:20.799 --> 03:07:21.719 that we haven't heard yet. 3769 03:07:22.399 --> 03:07:26.680 Uh Don Donkerson? Uh was hit my spot by your Pretty? 3770 03:07:26.719 --> 03:07:28.239 And is that one of the best original gay songs 3771 03:07:28.239 --> 03:07:28.719 I've ever heard? 3772 03:07:29.600 --> 03:07:32.479 No? Uh, you got to pay the trollsol to get 3773 03:07:32.520 --> 03:07:33.319 in the boys whole gage? 3774 03:07:33.360 --> 03:07:33.600 Six? 3775 03:07:33.639 --> 03:07:35.879 How do people not get that? Just nutting in your 3776 03:07:35.959 --> 03:07:37.760 hand and then fast bening that shit into the nearest 3777 03:07:37.799 --> 03:07:38.719 toilet is the true way. 3778 03:07:39.440 --> 03:07:43.879 That is insane. That is primitive. Okay, that is a 3779 03:07:43.959 --> 03:07:48.040 primitive thing. US fourteen tips to clean it up. The 3780 03:07:48.159 --> 03:07:49.959 idea of coming on a Q tip and. 3781 03:07:51.639 --> 03:07:54.479 What like, like like spaghetti, you just like roll it up, 3782 03:08:00.680 --> 03:08:03.799 have some ice, and it's just, oh my god, come cute. 3783 03:08:03.920 --> 03:08:05.680 Can you freeze? Come you must? Yeah? 3784 03:08:06.079 --> 03:08:08.440 Do you know I thought it was like it was 3785 03:08:08.520 --> 03:08:11.479 like you thought it was like you can free You 3786 03:08:11.600 --> 03:08:13.440 can't has a lowering temperature. 3787 03:08:13.840 --> 03:08:16.120 That's a lower freezing temperature. You're such a fucking champ. 3788 03:08:18.319 --> 03:08:21.440 I mean the average fridge and freezing your vode command. 3789 03:08:21.520 --> 03:08:23.840 Oh yeah absolutely. But if they can be frozen. 3790 03:08:23.600 --> 03:08:25.520 Though, well yeah, I mean I guess like in the 3791 03:08:25.719 --> 03:08:27.239 in the deep vacuum of space. 3792 03:08:27.559 --> 03:08:30.200 No, Chris, not that it's a lower temperature. You can't 3793 03:08:30.319 --> 03:08:37.879 freeze alcohol, you can't. Don't. The drift bothers me so much. 3794 03:08:38.920 --> 03:08:44.239 I drift that fucking vexes me. Oh my god, you say, 3795 03:08:44.360 --> 03:08:48.079 Vexes you, what the going on with you? You've been 3796 03:08:48.159 --> 03:08:50.879 saying some weird ship. You don't say vexed. I've said 3797 03:08:50.920 --> 03:08:53.840 this before. This is not new. I've never used I've 3798 03:08:53.920 --> 03:08:57.760 never the word. I think it's like a supercomputers. I've 3799 03:08:57.799 --> 03:08:59.879 never used it in a way like I've heard it 3800 03:09:00.079 --> 03:09:04.399 and like stories and television shows. But I just want 3801 03:09:04.440 --> 03:09:07.479 to be an English white man so bad that I 3802 03:09:07.600 --> 03:09:09.879 want to be a Muslim English white man so bad. 3803 03:09:09.959 --> 03:09:12.399 You said, I'm talking my wien or a pulled in 3804 03:09:12.440 --> 03:09:17.920 the very apps. Let's go. 3805 03:09:18.479 --> 03:09:21.799 Yeah, I went long schlank silver to dig in my 3806 03:09:22.040 --> 03:09:26.479 treasure island. Nice Comming's imprisoning me all that. I see 3807 03:09:26.559 --> 03:09:30.840 absolute whiteness halo, but it's me coming into an electrical socket. 3808 03:09:30.920 --> 03:09:31.440 Me be fishy. 3809 03:09:31.559 --> 03:09:35.680 Arthur Morgan's pr manager, Arthur Margan's got a perto Rican manager. Yeah, 3810 03:09:36.159 --> 03:09:44.639 Nate yet, Nate Haiggers classic so stupid, very cool. Yeah, 3811 03:09:46.920 --> 03:09:50.840 oh yeah, yeah, I'll carpet bomb the Goza surf for quarter. 3812 03:09:50.920 --> 03:09:52.760 John Strickland, my partner snapped the chair legs off my 3813 03:09:52.840 --> 03:09:54.639 Chris Rag on youtubes and proceeded to tear my legs 3814 03:09:54.680 --> 03:09:57.520 off itself. Defence Marks eighteen eighty nine. Goddamn big woke 3815 03:09:57.600 --> 03:10:01.680 trying to stop me from giggermaxing. The first David presents 3816 03:10:01.879 --> 03:10:05.360 lit my own worst sodomy. Can we forget about those 3817 03:10:05.479 --> 03:10:09.360 dicks I sucked when I was drunk? The second key 3818 03:10:09.440 --> 03:10:13.239 David featuring being better in the first David me, who. 3819 03:10:23.520 --> 03:10:32.920 Please spread my thim idea of someone putting the coming 3820 03:10:33.159 --> 03:10:38.639 in my clothes on clean is the most diabolical thing ever. 3821 03:10:38.879 --> 03:10:40.840 What are you talking about? Someone putting honey on their 3822 03:10:40.879 --> 03:10:48.200 bare ass hoping bear bear lynxit clean? That's crazy. Nibbles 3823 03:10:48.959 --> 03:10:52.399 bite through it like comes up on ravenous, but then 3824 03:10:52.440 --> 03:10:57.719 sees the honey and like it's gonna bite. 3825 03:10:58.000 --> 03:10:59.680 It is literally gonna bite through that person with no 3826 03:10:59.719 --> 03:11:01.920 res the It's gonna be crazy. It'll be like it'll 3827 03:11:01.959 --> 03:11:04.799 be like a spoon through really warm eyescreen. 3828 03:11:08.319 --> 03:11:15.040 Love asshole, my entire fucking gold. He's been my entire 3829 03:11:15.559 --> 03:11:18.879 He's being scooped to death by a bear, but as 3830 03:11:18.959 --> 03:11:22.200 we speak, he's getting slapped in a back by the bear. 3831 03:11:22.360 --> 03:11:24.879 Had quit. 3832 03:11:26.239 --> 03:11:29.000 Imagine getting the middle of your body bit off by 3833 03:11:29.040 --> 03:11:31.559 a bear like bit out not that big, no imagine, 3834 03:11:31.680 --> 03:11:34.479 But this is why I'm saying, imagine, imagine this happened. 3835 03:11:36.000 --> 03:11:38.559 Yeah, imagine this happening. You get your and then it 3836 03:11:38.639 --> 03:11:44.079 turns you over and slaps your assid leaves you're gonna 3837 03:11:44.079 --> 03:11:45.040 pass out from the slap. 3838 03:11:45.600 --> 03:11:47.639 Well, it's gonna break you, probably in half because there's 3839 03:11:47.719 --> 03:11:49.559 very little of you connecting the rest of you. 3840 03:11:49.879 --> 03:11:51.239 Good game, slap. 3841 03:11:54.479 --> 03:11:56.559 Spread your cheeks so I can ship in your ass. 3842 03:11:56.680 --> 03:12:00.879 Pre Ras Blake eight ninety six. Chris Ryan like, uh, 3843 03:12:02.120 --> 03:12:05.680 hot to go to the poles last? You want to 3844 03:12:05.680 --> 03:12:08.319 feel trash Texas status salad. Young Sheldon drowned in a 3845 03:12:08.399 --> 03:12:10.840 lake of piss, sul Lake. 3846 03:12:12.040 --> 03:12:15.959 That's a that's a lot of that's all theiss of 3847 03:12:16.000 --> 03:12:18.079 a state for like a day or two. It is 3848 03:12:19.680 --> 03:12:23.760 that store all the place we get everyone to piss 3849 03:12:23.879 --> 03:12:26.239 in Unison, the phillip A Lake like, because you know 3850 03:12:26.319 --> 03:12:28.799 there's always there's some some makes have dried up, and 3851 03:12:28.840 --> 03:12:30.559 I'm like, hey, we gotta we gotta work together and 3852 03:12:30.600 --> 03:12:33.079 get this ship back there. Shut the funk up, man, 3853 03:12:34.000 --> 03:12:38.799 I'm an environmentalist. You you piss this dark, dark, dark brown. 3854 03:12:38.840 --> 03:12:41.600 It's dark like Coca cola. I won't be a mute. 3855 03:12:42.559 --> 03:12:47.360 So there's plastic and artisticles. You say, uh, I'm eating 3856 03:12:48.159 --> 03:12:53.760 chicken nuggets. Probably that's like one of the one. 3857 03:12:54.079 --> 03:12:58.079 It's like one of those like accidentally correct, Like he's 3858 03:12:58.120 --> 03:13:01.479 a right to be concerned that there's toxins everywhere, but 3859 03:13:01.600 --> 03:13:03.840 he's just going about it in the dumbest way possible, 3860 03:13:04.559 --> 03:13:08.280 taking my ass hairs. Niggy Jizzy feature formerly known as 3861 03:13:09.360 --> 03:13:12.600 Nikki Ziggy Gambits cum filled eyes. Honestly on God for 3862 03:13:12.680 --> 03:13:15.159 real real, congrats on swe Wait good ship Man, keep 3863 03:13:15.159 --> 03:13:18.360 it up, Sorry Miss Jackson. Badly Brave Hungery Derrick Duck 3864 03:13:18.479 --> 03:13:23.000 Hunt athery in Brogeinian punter, naprom melpis one. I busted 3865 03:13:23.120 --> 03:13:25.440 my hands again last week, but the doctor diss was 3866 03:13:25.479 --> 03:13:28.239 too tempting and routing at our list as always. 3867 03:13:29.319 --> 03:13:42.040 King the King suck process process. Oh my god, all right, 3868 03:13:42.760 --> 03:13:49.399 mess ye don't die. I'm gonna fight every process food. 3869 03:13:51.799 --> 03:13:54.200 It's like veggie tails but it's but r f K 3870 03:13:54.479 --> 03:13:55.200 is a villain. 3871 03:13:56.840 --> 03:13:58.840 I suppar to see him go to like a grocery store. 3872 03:13:58.879 --> 03:14:00.680 He goes to wal Bart and he starts punching the 3873 03:14:00.840 --> 03:14:03.239 fucking every punches peanut butter. 3874 03:14:03.680 --> 03:14:06.959 That's punching the frozen nuggets. You are body slamming the 3875 03:14:07.399 --> 03:14:10.239 can't kill any more of harm. You won't kill anymore 3876 03:14:10.600 --> 03:14:11.200 My kids