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Speaker 1: time for this skill.
Speaker 2: The thing's big huts.
Speaker 3: Today, as we discussed in the Today game, is National
Speaker 3: Awkward Moments Day, and they one of these websites. They
Speaker 3: gathered a bunch of adults and just like, hey, man,
Speaker 3: what's something It's kind of awkward for you, And there's
Speaker 3: a lot on here that I think are fun, including
Speaker 3: this one. Watching a sex scene in a movie with
Speaker 3: a parent. Has ever done that?
Speaker 4: Man? When we went and saw Basic Instinct as a
Speaker 4: family in the theaters, my mom and me and my
Speaker 4: two brothers and my older other knew exactly what the
Speaker 4: movie was about, and so he put me right next
Speaker 4: to my mom.
Speaker 2: He goes, here, you sit next to mom. I was
Speaker 2: like okay, and I had to sit next to my mom. God,
Speaker 2: what year? Was that that.
Speaker 1: Would have been eighty nine somewhere in there, ninety eighty
Speaker 1: nine or ninety I mean, so I would have been
Speaker 1: eighteen or nineteen.
Speaker 4: Eighteen, nineteen twenty and right next to Mom during the
Speaker 4: most erotic thriller of our age.
Speaker 1: Jonathan would have been like late junior high, early high
Speaker 1: school age Sharon Stone spread Yeah.
Speaker 4: Fred Eagles, sharing for Newman, Love you Mom, man Uh.
Speaker 1: I don't have any of those with my mom. But
Speaker 1: my dad had this deal where if my dad wanted
Speaker 1: to go see a movie, he took me. It didn't
Speaker 1: matter what the movie was, if he wanted to see.
Speaker 2: It, he took me.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, I could a million stories about seeing
Speaker 1: movies when I was ten and eleven with just like
Speaker 1: you know, the most gratuitous sex scenes. But my favorite
Speaker 1: story about this is I was in the living room.
Speaker 1: I was probably eleven, I don't know how old. I
Speaker 1: was watching Pirate cable. My dad was in the backyard,
Speaker 1: and I'm watching an airplane and right around that time,
Speaker 1: my dad comes walking in from the backyard and he
Speaker 1: walks behind me and is going to loop around to
Speaker 1: go back to the bedroom, and it's the scene and
Speaker 1: airplane if you've ever seen airplane where they announced that
Speaker 1: there's turbulence and all this stuff. She goes, oh, and
Speaker 1: by the way, we're out of coffee, and the whole
Speaker 1: plane breaks out into chaos.
Speaker 2: And one of the moments in.
Speaker 1: That movie is that all they're showing all this chaos
Speaker 1: and the plane people are going crazy. And then they
Speaker 1: have a shot where a lady is framed. You don't
Speaker 1: see her face. She's framed from her clavicle to her
Speaker 1: belly button, and she's topless and has giant jugs. She runs,
Speaker 1: she turns to the camera, she bounces up and down
Speaker 1: with her giant drugs, and then walks off the camera.
Speaker 1: And my dad is walking through the room as that
Speaker 1: scene is happening, and I look at those bouncing jugs.
Speaker 2: I turn and I look to my dad and he wink.
Speaker 1: Smiles and gives me a thumbs up and then walks
Speaker 1: back into the bedroom.
Speaker 4: Hell are you it's probably ten or eleven. That's great,
Speaker 4: I had the wink in the gun. Dumb the most awkward.
Speaker 5: They say that again, Well, I like that these are
Speaker 5: all way back in the day. It's still awkward for me.
Speaker 5: Just last night I was watching Love Is Blind, with
Speaker 5: Mike's mom, Vida, who's eighty three, and they were just talking.
Speaker 6: About sex, like what they like, all this stuff.
Speaker 5: Okay, And I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh good, and
Speaker 5: I get my phone out, just pretending I'm not paying
Speaker 5: any attention.
Speaker 6: Like that's just awkward enough for.
Speaker 2: Me, man, I have to worry about that.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 4: My daughter and her friends will be over and I'll
Speaker 4: just have the TV on. I'm like, yep, I know
Speaker 4: where this is going. I'm gonna pause, pause this right now.
Speaker 4: The worst one I ever had, I've told you this before,
Speaker 4: was during Thanksgiving. You know, your family get together and
Speaker 4: then you have a moment where you're all just relaxing
Speaker 4: watch TV together, and you are someone's handled the remote
Speaker 4: control and how does one person decide what twelve or
Speaker 4: fourteen people watch? And it stumbled upon show and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 4: he stop here, this show is hilarious, mister show. And
Speaker 4: it was a sketch about a band called Wicked Scepter,
Speaker 4: which was a rock band, and they didn't realize that
Speaker 4: they were gay. They were behaving in a very gay
Speaker 4: way and their manager was trying to tell them it's
Speaker 4: okay that you guys are gay, and when he told
Speaker 4: them they were gay, they would want to fight him
Speaker 4: and be super hetero.
Speaker 2: Go don't cause gay.
Speaker 4: And they were like, okay, okay, here I'll give you
Speaker 4: an example of how gay you guys are. Here is
Speaker 4: video of you in your hot tub last night, celebrating
Speaker 4: after the concert, and they're doing the most crazy, edgy
Speaker 4: gay things.
Speaker 2: And I was sitting there going, uh, anybody, no one's
Speaker 2: laughing at this.
Speaker 4: Okay, sorry, this is a little too aggressive for Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Sorry about this. Let's put it on some football. Did
Speaker 2: you lay it in with the gay jokes? Yes? Please?
Speaker 3: Well, speaking of Thanksgiving, another one on here is clogging
Speaker 3: a toilet bits house a moment.
Speaker 2: He clogged a toilet at my house.
Speaker 1: When I was an eye school and it was the
Speaker 1: bathroom that's adjacent to the front door, so like you
Speaker 1: walk in and there's a little powder bath.
Speaker 2: It's opposite the kitchen. It opens up.
Speaker 1: To the living room and then leads back to the
Speaker 1: master bedroom. And I went in there and rocked the
Speaker 1: deuce and then I went I got in, I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: the toilet won't flush.
Speaker 2: And then his dad heard and goes, Tony get in
Speaker 2: there and not clogged the toilet.
Speaker 4: Because he knew, like, and I know this as a dad.
Speaker 4: If but there's a toilet that's clogged at my house,
Speaker 4: I know it's my middle child. He uses way too
Speaker 4: much toilet paper. So as a punishment, if any toilet
Speaker 4: ever gets clogged, I call him.
Speaker 2: To come to it. That was embarrassing.
Speaker 3: Uh, Telling a joke that's met with silence happens on
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 2: I don't know what that's like, lean into it.
Speaker 4: It's sometimes Katie will say something that's so funny, but
Speaker 4: it's even just more fun to not really, I wouldn't
Speaker 4: preface it with any of that.
Speaker 2: I just don't think it's funny.
Speaker 3: Here's here's one that's This could happen to anyone tripping, falling,
Speaker 3: or stumbling in public every day.
Speaker 6: Every damn day.
Speaker 2: Really.
Speaker 6: I did that just today walking my dogs. I stumbled.
Speaker 5: I was almost back to the house and I hit
Speaker 5: a curb and it almost fell on my face, and
Speaker 5: I just turned around hoping no one saw me. Seriously,
Speaker 5: if you just watch me for five minutes, you'll see
Speaker 5: me stumble.
Speaker 1: If you were If that were to happen in front
Speaker 1: of my wife, she would fall down laughing at my
Speaker 1: wife loves physical comedy. Somebody gets racked or falling on
Speaker 1: their face, or when it when you see it happen organically,
Speaker 1: just out and about in public, is great because it's like,
Speaker 1: who could have.
Speaker 2: Thought I would be at this spot at this time
Speaker 2: when this happened.
Speaker 3: It is great also in the list of of awkward
Speaker 3: moments because we're celebrating National Awkward Moments Day, it's weird.
Speaker 3: I don't know who gave it that, but listening to
Speaker 3: people sing happy birthday to you, I feel that I
Speaker 3: hate that attention.
Speaker 4: It was a great bit on SNL, like in the
Speaker 4: last few weeks right where they you know, because sometimes
Speaker 4: what happens is you go to a restaurant and you
Speaker 4: see that it's their policy to seeing happy birthday, so
Speaker 4: you tell the weight staff that it's one of your
Speaker 4: friend's birthday, like we did that at that sushi joint.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 4: And at this restaurant they were like, they're like, go
Speaker 4: ahead and say it's your birthday.
Speaker 2: And this person was like, no, no, I don't want
Speaker 2: to do it.
Speaker 4: And then the staff is like do you have some
Speaker 4: id like yeah, yeah, and.
Speaker 3: They didn't want to do it, and then it turned
Speaker 3: into a weird like musical.
Speaker 2: This Person's gonna go to hell.
Speaker 4: That is very awkward and that sucks when you work
Speaker 4: at a restaurant that makes you do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, surely on their one's got to be running into
Speaker 1: an X with your current What about this one though?
Speaker 2: Is that on there by the way?
Speaker 3: You know it's not, but I could see that being
Speaker 3: that can very uncomfortable. Uh, forgetting someone's name Ben.
Speaker 4: Every time, Carl, I gotta tell you, I mean Kevin, No, dude,
Speaker 4: I can't. I have a terrible time remembering names, but
Speaker 4: I can remember faces.
Speaker 3: We need to get an actual diagnosis of that, because
Speaker 3: just call it name disease does sound like a disease
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: As you know my losing my memory.
Speaker 4: It's probably going to end horrifically with something that we'll
Speaker 4: all regret laughing about.
Speaker 2: But but the.
Speaker 4: Beautiful thing about it is I can go back and
Speaker 4: watch shows again.
Speaker 2: I'm like, hey, this is a great show. I don't
Speaker 2: think I remember what happened. I'll just watch it again.
Speaker 2: It's great.
Speaker 3: Well, I didn't remember off the top of the SNL
Speaker 3: sketch from two weeks ago. It's just hard to remember.
Speaker 3: But sketches are weird broking out? Oh okay, this one.
Speaker 3: I struggle telling someone they have something in their teeth.
Speaker 2: I don't have a problem telling anybody that.
Speaker 3: I've seen you do it before, and I remember that
Speaker 3: when when it happened, I was.
Speaker 2: Like, man, I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4: Skin is really good at the awkward, just blunt, like,
Speaker 4: let's cut the chase and just tell you the truth.
Speaker 2: And it's a great skill to have.
Speaker 4: We once worked with a guy who had a he
Speaker 4: had a bo issue and it was so bad that
Speaker 4: it was hard to be in the same room with
Speaker 4: him and destroyed the room and like, and you know,
Speaker 4: there's twenty people were like.
Speaker 2: Hey, somebody's got to talk to him. But it wouldn't
Speaker 2: be Oh it smelled like excrement. Yeah yeah, and uh.
Speaker 4: And Skin was nice enough to go ahead and handle
Speaker 4: the conversation forsaul he had a medical condition.
Speaker 2: And then it turned out to be a bad thing for.
Speaker 1: Skin because then basically acknowledged so you have a medical condition.
Speaker 2: Wow, this is tough. There's really no going back. So
Speaker 2: there's no going back. And I was like, I can't
Speaker 2: believe Skin did that. What a jerk.
Speaker 4: None of us would have ever said anything. We love
Speaker 4: that you smell like fece.
Speaker 3: Let's how you guys were sniffing me so much and
Speaker 3: you met with me years ago. Yeah, let's see. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: here we go. Uh oh sorry, I lost my lost
Speaker 3: my my train of thought here.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 3: That's awkward saying goodbye to someone and then realizing you're
Speaker 3: both in the same direction.
Speaker 4: I hate that so much, and you gotta time it.
Speaker 4: You gotta time you got. Somebody's got a fake, like
Speaker 4: you said fake look at your phone.
Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely well, And that just happened to me this weekend.
Speaker 5: This girl and I were leaving this lunch place at
Speaker 5: the same time, and she didn't know that I was
Speaker 5: parked the same place that she was, so she actually
Speaker 5: did the awkward walk fast. Not me. Usually it's me
Speaker 5: that has to do that, so I got to finally
Speaker 5: laugh at it. I was like, yes, it's not me
Speaker 5: this time.
Speaker 2: Do you ever go down and fake tie your shoes?
Speaker 2: I gotta fix this.
Speaker 6: Good move though.
Speaker 2: I will catch up with you though. Thank you.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna go take the bathroom.
Speaker 2: That was fun. We'll do it again.
Speaker 3: My shoe Responding to a knock on the door of
Speaker 3: a bathroom, You're occupying.
Speaker 6: One minute.
Speaker 3: Occupato exactly, it's the best Or would.
Speaker 2: You like to come in and take an s with me? Man?
Speaker 1: I think it's awkward when you're going into a bathroom
Speaker 1: and someone's coming out and there's a deuce smell. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's just so uncomfortable, Like, oh, you made that.
Speaker 2: You want to know there's a person before me. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it's the whole thing.
Speaker 3: It's like, because if you don't want people thinking that
Speaker 3: about you, yeah, you know.
Speaker 2: But you're like, I didn't do it mine.
Speaker 1: What mine smelled different? This is a different one. And
Speaker 1: that's why I don't do it at work.
Speaker 3: Yep, Because yeah, then you you basically just have relieved yourselves.
Speaker 2: Wait, remove yourself from you. You don't you do that
Speaker 2: at work? Wae you guys tomorrow? All right, that's gonna
Speaker 2: do it for us today.
Speaker 1: An awkward way to end the show, Kevin admitting to
Speaker 1: something he would have never done in another situation. But
Speaker 1: I do remember the time I first met Kevin. He
Speaker 1: was in the bathroom. I knocked on the door, he
Speaker 1: opened it. He looked to me dead in the eye
Speaker 1: as that smell came over his shoulder, and he said,
Speaker 1: sorry for second life. Out of the room, and I said, man,
Speaker 1: you better be. That's gonna do it for us. Christina
Speaker 1: is gonna stick around and play music right here on
Speaker 1: the Eagle.
Speaker 2: There you going, Well, I'm gonna get my sock bag, dude,
Speaker 2: but I gotta take aw