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<v Speaker 1>It's The Ben and Skin Show ninety seven point one

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<v Speaker 1>The Eagle. Thank you for hanging out with us today. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>this segment right here is brought to you by Rollertown

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<v Speaker 1>Beer Works. That's the brewery up there in Salina, Texas

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<v Speaker 1>where Ben and I are partners. By the way, we

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<v Speaker 1>have the Irish on tap right now. That is our

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<v Speaker 1>Irish stout. It's a nitro style and it's a dry

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<v Speaker 1>stout and it is so good. I killed that on Sunday.

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<v Speaker 1>But the thing I'm most excited about is opening Day Rangers,

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<v Speaker 1>to be broadcasting from Live by Lows, right by Texas

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<v Speaker 1>Live right by the ballpark. We're going to be hanging

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<v Speaker 1>by Rollertown Beer Works. This year, our premium pilsner, the

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<v Speaker 1>one thirty three, is the perfect beer for baseball season,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're launching baseball season with you, sweet listener, Rollertown

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<v Speaker 1>make plans. If you're going to the game on opening days,

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<v Speaker 1>stop by Live by Low's and hang out with us.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're not going to go to the game, you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have tickets, but want to watch the game with us,

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<v Speaker 1>come on through. We'll have it on the big screens.

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<v Speaker 1>It's going to be a blast. But right now it's

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<v Speaker 1>time for this skill.

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<v Speaker 2>The thing's big huts.

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<v Speaker 3>Today, as we discussed in the Today game, is National

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<v Speaker 3>Awkward Moments Day, and they one of these websites. They

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<v Speaker 3>gathered a bunch of adults and just like, hey, man,

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<v Speaker 3>what's something It's kind of awkward for you, And there's

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<v Speaker 3>a lot on here that I think are fun, including

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<v Speaker 3>this one. Watching a sex scene in a movie with

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<v Speaker 3>a parent. Has ever done that?

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<v Speaker 4>Man? When we went and saw Basic Instinct as a

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<v Speaker 4>family in the theaters, my mom and me and my

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<v Speaker 4>two brothers and my older other knew exactly what the

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<v Speaker 4>movie was about, and so he put me right next

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<v Speaker 4>to my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, here, you sit next to mom. I was

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<v Speaker 2>like okay, and I had to sit next to my mom. God,

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<v Speaker 2>what year? Was that that.

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<v Speaker 1>Would have been eighty nine somewhere in there, ninety eighty

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<v Speaker 1>nine or ninety I mean, so I would have been

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<v Speaker 1>eighteen or nineteen.

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<v Speaker 4>Eighteen, nineteen twenty and right next to Mom during the

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<v Speaker 4>most erotic thriller of our age.

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<v Speaker 1>Jonathan would have been like late junior high, early high

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<v Speaker 1>school age Sharon Stone spread Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>Fred Eagles, sharing for Newman, Love you Mom, man Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have any of those with my mom. But

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<v Speaker 1>my dad had this deal where if my dad wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to go see a movie, he took me. It didn't

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<v Speaker 1>matter what the movie was, if he wanted to see.

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<v Speaker 2>It, he took me.

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<v Speaker 1>So, I mean, I could a million stories about seeing

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<v Speaker 1>movies when I was ten and eleven with just like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, the most gratuitous sex scenes. But my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>story about this is I was in the living room.

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<v Speaker 1>I was probably eleven, I don't know how old. I

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<v Speaker 1>was watching Pirate cable. My dad was in the backyard,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm watching an airplane and right around that time,

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<v Speaker 1>my dad comes walking in from the backyard and he

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<v Speaker 1>walks behind me and is going to loop around to

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the bedroom, and it's the scene and

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<v Speaker 1>airplane if you've ever seen airplane where they announced that

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<v Speaker 1>there's turbulence and all this stuff. She goes, oh, and

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, we're out of coffee, and the whole

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<v Speaker 1>plane breaks out into chaos.

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<v Speaker 2>And one of the moments in.

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<v Speaker 1>That movie is that all they're showing all this chaos

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<v Speaker 1>and the plane people are going crazy. And then they

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<v Speaker 1>have a shot where a lady is framed. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>see her face. She's framed from her clavicle to her

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<v Speaker 1>belly button, and she's topless and has giant jugs. She runs,

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<v Speaker 1>And my dad is walking through the room as that

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<v Speaker 1>scene is happening, and I look at those bouncing jugs.

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<v Speaker 2>I turn and I look to my dad and he wink.

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<v Speaker 1>Smiles and gives me a thumbs up and then walks

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<v Speaker 4>Hell are you it's probably ten or eleven. That's great,

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<v Speaker 4>I had the wink in the gun. Dumb the most awkward.

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<v Speaker 5>They say that again, Well, I like that these are

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<v Speaker 5>all way back in the day. It's still awkward for me.

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<v Speaker 5>Just last night I was watching Love Is Blind, with

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<v Speaker 5>Mike's mom, Vida, who's eighty three, and they were just talking.

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<v Speaker 6>About sex, like what they like, all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, And I'm sitting there, I'm like, oh good, and

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<v Speaker 5>I get my phone out, just pretending I'm not paying

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<v Speaker 6>Like that's just awkward enough for.

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<v Speaker 2>Me, man, I have to worry about that.

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<v Speaker 5>Now.

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<v Speaker 4>My daughter and her friends will be over and I'll

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<v Speaker 4>just have the TV on. I'm like, yep, I know

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<v Speaker 4>where this is going. I'm gonna pause, pause this right now.

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<v Speaker 4>The worst one I ever had, I've told you this before,

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<v Speaker 4>was during Thanksgiving. You know, your family get together and

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<v Speaker 4>then you have a moment where you're all just relaxing

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<v Speaker 4>watch TV together, and you are someone's handled the remote

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<v Speaker 4>control and how does one person decide what twelve or

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<v Speaker 4>fourteen people watch? And it stumbled upon show and I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 4>he stop here, this show is hilarious, mister show. And

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<v Speaker 4>it was a sketch about a band called Wicked Scepter,

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<v Speaker 4>which was a rock band, and they didn't realize that

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<v Speaker 4>they were gay. They were behaving in a very gay

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<v Speaker 4>way and their manager was trying to tell them it's

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<v Speaker 4>okay that you guys are gay, and when he told

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<v Speaker 4>them they were gay, they would want to fight him

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<v Speaker 4>and be super hetero.

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<v Speaker 2>Go don't cause gay.

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<v Speaker 4>And they were like, okay, okay, here I'll give you

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<v Speaker 4>an example of how gay you guys are. Here is

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<v Speaker 4>video of you in your hot tub last night, celebrating

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<v Speaker 4>after the concert, and they're doing the most crazy, edgy

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<v Speaker 4>gay things.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was sitting there going, uh, anybody, no one's

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<v Speaker 2>laughing at this.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, sorry, this is a little too aggressive for Thanksgiving.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry about this. Let's put it on some football. Did

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<v Speaker 2>you lay it in with the gay jokes? Yes? Please?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, speaking of Thanksgiving, another one on here is clogging

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<v Speaker 3>a toilet bits house a moment.

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<v Speaker 2>He clogged a toilet at my house.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was an eye school and it was the

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<v Speaker 2>It's opposite the kitchen. It opens up.

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<v Speaker 1>To the living room and then leads back to the

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<v Speaker 1>deuce and then I went I got in, I was like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>And then his dad heard and goes, Tony get in

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<v Speaker 2>there and not clogged the toilet.

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<v Speaker 4>Because he knew, like, and I know this as a dad.

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<v Speaker 4>If but there's a toilet that's clogged at my house,

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<v Speaker 4>I know it's my middle child. He uses way too

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<v Speaker 4>much toilet paper. So as a punishment, if any toilet

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<v Speaker 4>ever gets clogged, I call him.

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<v Speaker 2>To come to it. That was embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh, Telling a joke that's met with silence happens on

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<v Speaker 3>the day.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what that's like, lean into it.

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<v Speaker 4>It's sometimes Katie will say something that's so funny, but

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<v Speaker 4>it's even just more fun to not really, I wouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>preface it with any of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't think it's funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's here's one that's This could happen to anyone tripping, falling,

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<v Speaker 6>Every damn day.

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<v Speaker 2>Really.

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<v Speaker 6>I did that just today walking my dogs. I stumbled.

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<v Speaker 5>I was almost back to the house and I hit

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<v Speaker 5>I just turned around hoping no one saw me. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 5>if you just watch me for five minutes, you'll see

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<v Speaker 5>me stumble.

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<v Speaker 1>If you were If that were to happen in front

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<v Speaker 1>of my wife, she would fall down laughing at my

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<v Speaker 1>wife loves physical comedy. Somebody gets racked or falling on

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<v Speaker 1>their face, or when it when you see it happen organically,

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<v Speaker 1>just out and about in public, is great because it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>who could have.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought I would be at this spot at this time

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<v Speaker 2>when this happened.

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<v Speaker 3>It is great also in the list of of awkward

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<v Speaker 3>moments because we're celebrating National Awkward Moments Day, it's weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know who gave it that, but listening to

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<v Speaker 3>people sing happy birthday to you, I feel that I

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<v Speaker 3>hate that attention.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a great bit on SNL, like in the

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<v Speaker 4>last few weeks right where they you know, because sometimes

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<v Speaker 4>what happens is you go to a restaurant and you

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<v Speaker 4>see that it's their policy to seeing happy birthday, so

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<v Speaker 4>you tell the weight staff that it's one of your

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<v Speaker 4>friend's birthday, like we did that at that sushi joint.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And at this restaurant they were like, they're like, go

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<v Speaker 4>ahead and say it's your birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>And this person was like, no, no, I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to do it.

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<v Speaker 4>And then the staff is like do you have some

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<v Speaker 4>id like yeah, yeah, and.

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<v Speaker 3>They didn't want to do it, and then it turned

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<v Speaker 3>into a weird like musical.

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<v Speaker 2>This Person's gonna go to hell.

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<v Speaker 4>That is very awkward and that sucks when you work

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<v Speaker 4>at a restaurant that makes you do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, surely on their one's got to be running into

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<v Speaker 1>an X with your current What about this one though?

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<v Speaker 2>Is that on there by the way?

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<v Speaker 3>You know it's not, but I could see that being

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<v Speaker 3>that can very uncomfortable. Uh, forgetting someone's name Ben.

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<v Speaker 4>Every time, Carl, I gotta tell you, I mean Kevin, No, dude,

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<v Speaker 4>I can't. I have a terrible time remembering names, but

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<v Speaker 4>I can remember faces.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to get an actual diagnosis of that, because

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<v Speaker 3>just call it name disease does sound like a disease

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<v Speaker 3>as well.

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<v Speaker 2>As you know my losing my memory.

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<v Speaker 4>It's probably going to end horrifically with something that we'll

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<v Speaker 4>all regret laughing about.

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<v Speaker 2>But but the.

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<v Speaker 4>Beautiful thing about it is I can go back and

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<v Speaker 4>watch shows again.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, hey, this is a great show. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think I remember what happened. I'll just watch it again.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I didn't remember off the top of the SNL

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<v Speaker 3>sketch from two weeks ago. It's just hard to remember.

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<v Speaker 3>But sketches are weird broking out? Oh okay, this one.

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<v Speaker 3>I struggle telling someone they have something in their teeth.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have a problem telling anybody that.

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<v Speaker 3>I've seen you do it before, and I remember that

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<v Speaker 3>when when it happened, I was.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, man, I wouldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Skin is really good at the awkward, just blunt, like,

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<v Speaker 4>let's cut the chase and just tell you the truth.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's a great skill to have.

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<v Speaker 4>We once worked with a guy who had a he

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<v Speaker 4>him and destroyed the room and like, and you know,

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<v Speaker 4>there's twenty people were like.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, somebody's got to talk to him. But it wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>be Oh it smelled like excrement. Yeah yeah, and uh.

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<v Speaker 4>And Skin was nice enough to go ahead and handle

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<v Speaker 4>the conversation forsaul he had a medical condition.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it turned out to be a bad thing for.

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<v Speaker 1>Skin because then basically acknowledged so you have a medical condition.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, this is tough. There's really no going back. So

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<v Speaker 2>there's no going back. And I was like, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe Skin did that. What a jerk.

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<v Speaker 4>None of us would have ever said anything. We love

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<v Speaker 4>that you smell like fece.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's how you guys were sniffing me so much and

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<v Speaker 3>you met with me years ago. Yeah, let's see. Oh okay,

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<v Speaker 3>here we go. Uh oh sorry, I lost my lost

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<v Speaker 3>my my train of thought here.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awkward saying goodbye to someone and then realizing you're

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<v Speaker 3>both in the same direction.

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<v Speaker 4>I hate that so much, and you gotta time it.

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<v Speaker 4>You gotta time you got. Somebody's got a fake, like

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<v Speaker 4>you said fake look at your phone.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, absolutely well, And that just happened to me this weekend.

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<v Speaker 5>This girl and I were leaving this lunch place at

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<v Speaker 5>the same time, and she didn't know that I was

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<v Speaker 5>parked the same place that she was, so she actually

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<v Speaker 5>did the awkward walk fast. Not me. Usually it's me

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<v Speaker 5>that has to do that, so I got to finally

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<v Speaker 5>laugh at it. I was like, yes, it's not me

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<v Speaker 5>this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you ever go down and fake tie your shoes?

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta fix this.

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<v Speaker 6>Good move though.

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<v Speaker 2>I will catch up with you though. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna go take the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 2>That was fun. We'll do it again.

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<v Speaker 3>My shoe Responding to a knock on the door of

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<v Speaker 3>a bathroom, You're occupying.

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<v Speaker 6>One minute.

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<v Speaker 3>Occupato exactly, it's the best Or would.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it's awkward when you're going into a bathroom

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<v Speaker 1>and someone's coming out and there's a deuce smell. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>that's just so uncomfortable, Like, oh, you made that.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to know there's a person before me. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it's the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, because if you don't want people thinking that

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<v Speaker 3>about you, yeah, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're like, I didn't do it mine.

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<v Speaker 1>What mine smelled different? This is a different one. And

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<v Speaker 1>that's why I don't do it at work.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, Because yeah, then you you basically just have relieved yourselves.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, remove yourself from you. You don't you do that

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<v Speaker 2>at work? Wae you guys tomorrow? All right, that's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>do it for us today.

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<v Speaker 1>An awkward way to end the show, Kevin admitting to

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<v Speaker 1>something he would have never done in another situation. But

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<v Speaker 1>I do remember the time I first met Kevin. He

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<v Speaker 1>was in the bathroom. I knocked on the door, he

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<v Speaker 1>opened it. He looked to me dead in the eye

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<v Speaker 1>as that smell came over his shoulder, and he said,

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<v Speaker 1>sorry for second life. Out of the room, and I said, man,

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<v Speaker 1>you better be. That's gonna do it for us. Christina

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<v Speaker 1>is gonna stick around and play music right here on

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<v Speaker 1>the Eagle.

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<v Speaker 2>There you going, Well, I'm gonna get my sock bag, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>but I gotta take aw