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<v Speaker 1>On one Linchintaco one, Orlando's rock station one O one

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<v Speaker 1>one w JR. Our idiotology brought you this morning by

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<v Speaker 1>Jr's Rock the Bank cash giveaways. We'll be picking back

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<v Speaker 1>up with those right around nine oh five with the

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<v Speaker 1>first keyword of the day that could win you one

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<v Speaker 1>one thousand dollars just for listening and rocking on the

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<v Speaker 1>job with JR R. First to thirteen. I tell you what.

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<v Speaker 2>Make sure that if you enter the keyword at nine

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<v Speaker 2>oh five today is one of your biggest chances of winning.

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<v Speaker 2>In my eyes, you entered that keyword at nine oh five,

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<v Speaker 2>pick your phone up the next hour for rings because

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't answer, prize headquarters moving right on to

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<v Speaker 2>your next door neighbor.

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<v Speaker 1>You would think that this latest nutso move by Kanye

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<v Speaker 1>West would surely undercut any potential upside for I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>making revenue, But no, it looks like the exact opposite

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<v Speaker 1>is happening. Is another Nazi comment, because he is such

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<v Speaker 1>a piece of no we're going full on Nazi song.

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<v Speaker 1>His new single that he's released is called Kyle Hitler.

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<v Speaker 1>It's obviously all of the streaming platforms have refused to

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<v Speaker 1>to uh host that yet the social media site, so

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's racking up millions and millions of streams.

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<v Speaker 2>That guy, I don't know what somebody's got to put

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<v Speaker 2>an end is just the blatant disregard for people.

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<v Speaker 1>The piece of crack he is really really, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he was off the deep end before and

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<v Speaker 1>now I mean, come on, man.

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<v Speaker 2>The shirts he was putting out and and the clothing on.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that he didn't he advertise during the Super

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<v Speaker 2>Bowl some disgusting Nazi related messages.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he tried to was it. He tried to

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<v Speaker 1>do that as a local ad somewhere in one of

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<v Speaker 1>the markets. I don't know what. Unbelievable. Shouldn't even a

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<v Speaker 1>report on him? Well, it's just it's so ridiculous, it

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<v Speaker 1>has to. It rises to idiotology levels. Just all you

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<v Speaker 1>can do is just shake your head in that one.

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<v Speaker 2>Hermit crabs, Yeah, we all either had them or our

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<v Speaker 2>kids dead both in my case U too.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Well, we had to remember we had the hermit

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<v Speaker 1>crab that my daughter got one year in the keys

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<v Speaker 1>and brought it home, and the thing lived until we

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<v Speaker 1>went to the keys again and released it. We put

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<v Speaker 1>it right back where we found it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>His family was sitting there in their little hermit crab

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<v Speaker 2>shaped shells, going.

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<v Speaker 1>Where the hell did you go? Did you go on

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<v Speaker 1>vacation free? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I went to Orlando Longwood, went out for a

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<v Speaker 2>pack of smokes and never came back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Longwood. It was really cool. I saw bears

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<v Speaker 1>through the window. Three Chinese guys were busted in Japan

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<v Speaker 1>trying to smuggle three suitcases full of hermit crabs.

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<v Speaker 2>Out of Japan. Wait, hold on, three Chinese guys in Japan.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like a joke. No, they were there and

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<v Speaker 2>they were trying to smuggle these hermit crabs.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like the start to a joke. Though. You

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<v Speaker 1>got these three Chinese guys walk into Japan, and I

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<v Speaker 1>was wondering, I'm okay, well, what why are they needing

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<v Speaker 1>to do this? Here here's the answer. Uh, they're going

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<v Speaker 1>for one hundred and thirty five bucks. I guess where

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<v Speaker 1>they're trying to sell these things? One hundred and thirty

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<v Speaker 1>five bucks each man? How much are those in the

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<v Speaker 1>three for ten dollars T shirt stores?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly the one in Samrna they were about.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, they always get you with the up charge of

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<v Speaker 2>the tank and then this, that and the other that

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<v Speaker 2>they need.

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<v Speaker 1>They don't need, Dick, they can live at a shoe box.

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<v Speaker 2>But uh, yeah, they're I think they were about five

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<v Speaker 2>bucks going, right, if that exactly so?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they're busty because I guess where they were

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<v Speaker 1>trying to take these from the portion of Japan was

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<v Speaker 1>a southerly island where uh they are a protected species.

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<v Speaker 1>So Chinese guys with hermit crabs, that's in Japan. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>let's move. Let's bring it back here the good old USA. Lawrence, Kansas.

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<v Speaker 1>Man in custody after allegedly I've here again is a

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<v Speaker 1>ledged that shouldn't be right, allegedly resisting arrest and attacking

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<v Speaker 1>police officers and his own dog during a violent nude

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<v Speaker 1>struggle inside a Lawrence convenience store slash gas station bathroom.

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<v Speaker 1>Guy's fully nude three o'clock in the afternoon at Casey's

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<v Speaker 1>General Store in the bathroom when it come out, so

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<v Speaker 1>that the store calls the police. The police are like

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get the guy to come out. They won't,

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<v Speaker 1>so they get in there and he immediately starts biting

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<v Speaker 1>his own dog. He's in the bathroom, nude with his

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<v Speaker 1>own dog. Dog. It didn't say what kind of dog

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<v Speaker 1>it was, but the dog is apparently going to be okay.

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<v Speaker 1>At this point, police are trying to get this guy

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<v Speaker 1>to comply. They hit him with the taser, not once,

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<v Speaker 1>but twice, no avail. At this point he bites one

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<v Speaker 1>of the police officers and tries to fight the other one.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think he was doing something unthinkable and unspeakable

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<v Speaker 2>with that dog because he's nude in the bathroom with

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<v Speaker 2>his dog.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping you weren't going to say that, But

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<v Speaker 1>this is like three Chinese guys in Japan. Yes, this

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<v Speaker 1>is uh. I don't even want to know. And there

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<v Speaker 1>was three pm instead of three am. That's weird to me.

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<v Speaker 1>He's getting early start on things.

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<v Speaker 2>Did he have to ask for the key, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like on the big baseball bat key?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You know, you see stuff like this,

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<v Speaker 1>and I swear to you you have to sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>almost stop and understand why some of these stories. When

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<v Speaker 1>you ask if they have a bathroom and can you

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<v Speaker 1>use it? No say no, Yeah, I wouldn't let use

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<v Speaker 1>the bathroom. I am a convenience store.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, actually I would because I would have a BWO

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<v Speaker 2>guard up front with the machine gun, and there'd be

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<v Speaker 2>one sitting there watching you do your duty.

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<v Speaker 1>Second guard.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have the cleanest bathroom in the United States

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<v Speaker 2>of America.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's out early rate would be higher. Oh god, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't mean to propose such a challenging question so early,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean, come on, they would be.

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<v Speaker 2>From the same pay grade because they're both trained.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they rotate marked position.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, they're both trained marksmen who are gonna be taking

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<v Speaker 2>care of business when it needs to happen. They see

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<v Speaker 2>this guy walk in there with a dog that the

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<v Speaker 2>alert's coming up, and then they see him take his

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<v Speaker 2>pants off and not sit down on the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, guys, done speaking, As long as we're on the

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<v Speaker 1>BWS subject, I'm sure that'll come into play with this

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<v Speaker 1>in your response to a gentleman in Denver who Denver

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<v Speaker 1>police have arrested and believe is the suspect responsible for

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<v Speaker 1>robbing ten circle Ks, seven of which were the same

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<v Speaker 1>store seven times, for a grand total haul just from

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<v Speaker 1>the seven or from all from the grand total of

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<v Speaker 1>seven circle k robberies six hundred dollars. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>it's good to see that those circle k cashiers are

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<v Speaker 1>for the most part, appears complying with the fifty dollars

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<v Speaker 1>limit in the register. That's the manager and them people

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<v Speaker 1>work out a little over fifty, that's the manager for this.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, if don't know, if you're new to the show,

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<v Speaker 2>Pat ran a circle k for a little bit, you're

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<v Speaker 2>worried about them and their money going in.

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<v Speaker 1>If Thad would have come in and Randy drawer counts

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<v Speaker 1>on me, and even if you're one dollar over fifty

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<v Speaker 1>red pen, you get the red pen.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, that guy Thad was a guy that Pat

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<v Speaker 2>just yeah, couldn't stand.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure. I am the original manager. If we note that,

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<v Speaker 1>put your red pen away. I'm going to teach you

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<v Speaker 1>something Pat, It's called let it go.

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<v Speaker 2>Just think if you had a naked guy biting his

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<v Speaker 2>dog in your circle.

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<v Speaker 1>Case, pregnant woman doing cocaine in mine. Yeah, that's true.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you know, I whish would you rather a

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<v Speaker 2>naked guy biting his dog and biting cops or naked

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<v Speaker 2>or the lady doing cocaine.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the naked or the the pregnant lady doing

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<v Speaker 1>cocaine was more disturbing, to be honest with you, that

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<v Speaker 1>I would have.

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<v Speaker 2>Gone on with her. I said, you know what you can, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 2>You can make your poor life decisions. Sir, stay the

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<v Speaker 2>hell out of here. Bat w O got you. He

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<v Speaker 2>could spot at these train guards that I have, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he would spot that. That's a sicko with a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>Never even would have happened. Nope, all messed out. Just burn,

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<v Speaker 2>he said, three in the afternoon. That's that's the unexpected factor.

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