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Speaker 2: your next door neighbor.
Speaker 1: You would think that this latest nutso move by Kanye
Speaker 1: West would surely undercut any potential upside for I don't know,
Speaker 1: making revenue, But no, it looks like the exact opposite
Speaker 1: is happening. Is another Nazi comment, because he is such
Speaker 1: a piece of no we're going full on Nazi song.
Speaker 1: His new single that he's released is called Kyle Hitler.
Speaker 1: It's obviously all of the streaming platforms have refused to
Speaker 1: to uh host that yet the social media site, so
Speaker 1: it's it's racking up millions and millions of streams.
Speaker 2: That guy, I don't know what somebody's got to put
Speaker 2: an end is just the blatant disregard for people.
Speaker 1: The piece of crack he is really really, I mean,
Speaker 1: I mean he was off the deep end before and
Speaker 1: now I mean, come on, man.
Speaker 2: The shirts he was putting out and and the clothing on.
Speaker 2: I think that he didn't he advertise during the Super
Speaker 2: Bowl some disgusting Nazi related messages.
Speaker 1: I think he tried to was it. He tried to
Speaker 1: do that as a local ad somewhere in one of
Speaker 1: the markets. I don't know what. Unbelievable. Shouldn't even a
Speaker 1: report on him? Well, it's just it's so ridiculous, it
Speaker 1: has to. It rises to idiotology levels. Just all you
Speaker 1: can do is just shake your head in that one.
Speaker 2: Hermit crabs, Yeah, we all either had them or our
Speaker 2: kids dead both in my case U too.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, we had to remember we had the hermit
Speaker 1: crab that my daughter got one year in the keys
Speaker 1: and brought it home, and the thing lived until we
Speaker 1: went to the keys again and released it. We put
Speaker 1: it right back where we found it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: His family was sitting there in their little hermit crab
Speaker 2: shaped shells, going.
Speaker 1: Where the hell did you go? Did you go on
Speaker 1: vacation free? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I went to Orlando Longwood, went out for a
Speaker 2: pack of smokes and never came back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Longwood. It was really cool. I saw bears
Speaker 1: through the window. Three Chinese guys were busted in Japan
Speaker 1: trying to smuggle three suitcases full of hermit crabs.
Speaker 2: Out of Japan. Wait, hold on, three Chinese guys in Japan.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a joke. No, they were there and
Speaker 2: they were trying to smuggle these hermit crabs.
Speaker 1: It sounds like the start to a joke. Though. You
Speaker 1: got these three Chinese guys walk into Japan, and I
Speaker 1: was wondering, I'm okay, well, what why are they needing
Speaker 1: to do this? Here here's the answer. Uh, they're going
Speaker 1: for one hundred and thirty five bucks. I guess where
Speaker 1: they're trying to sell these things? One hundred and thirty
Speaker 1: five bucks each man? How much are those in the
Speaker 1: three for ten dollars T shirt stores?
Speaker 2: Exactly the one in Samrna they were about.
Speaker 1: I think it.
Speaker 2: Well, they always get you with the up charge of
Speaker 2: the tank and then this, that and the other that
Speaker 2: they need.
Speaker 1: They don't need, Dick, they can live at a shoe box.
Speaker 2: But uh, yeah, they're I think they were about five
Speaker 2: bucks going, right, if that exactly so?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're busty because I guess where they were
Speaker 1: trying to take these from the portion of Japan was
Speaker 1: a southerly island where uh they are a protected species.
Speaker 1: So Chinese guys with hermit crabs, that's in Japan. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's move. Let's bring it back here the good old USA. Lawrence, Kansas.
Speaker 1: Man in custody after allegedly I've here again is a
Speaker 1: ledged that shouldn't be right, allegedly resisting arrest and attacking
Speaker 1: police officers and his own dog during a violent nude
Speaker 1: struggle inside a Lawrence convenience store slash gas station bathroom.
Speaker 1: Guy's fully nude three o'clock in the afternoon at Casey's
Speaker 1: General Store in the bathroom when it come out, so
Speaker 1: that the store calls the police. The police are like
Speaker 1: trying to get the guy to come out. They won't,
Speaker 1: so they get in there and he immediately starts biting
Speaker 1: his own dog. He's in the bathroom, nude with his
Speaker 1: own dog. Dog. It didn't say what kind of dog
Speaker 1: it was, but the dog is apparently going to be okay.
Speaker 1: At this point, police are trying to get this guy
Speaker 1: to comply. They hit him with the taser, not once,
Speaker 1: but twice, no avail. At this point he bites one
Speaker 1: of the police officers and tries to fight the other one.
Speaker 2: Do you think he was doing something unthinkable and unspeakable
Speaker 2: with that dog because he's nude in the bathroom with
Speaker 2: his dog.
Speaker 1: I was hoping you weren't going to say that, But
Speaker 1: this is like three Chinese guys in Japan. Yes, this
Speaker 1: is uh. I don't even want to know. And there
Speaker 1: was three pm instead of three am. That's weird to me.
Speaker 1: He's getting early start on things.
Speaker 2: Did he have to ask for the key, you know,
Speaker 2: like on the big baseball bat key?
Speaker 1: I don't know. You know, you see stuff like this,
Speaker 1: and I swear to you you have to sometimes I
Speaker 1: almost stop and understand why some of these stories. When
Speaker 1: you ask if they have a bathroom and can you
Speaker 1: use it? No say no, Yeah, I wouldn't let use
Speaker 1: the bathroom. I am a convenience store.
Speaker 2: Well, actually I would because I would have a BWO
Speaker 2: guard up front with the machine gun, and there'd be
Speaker 2: one sitting there watching you do your duty.
Speaker 1: Second guard.
Speaker 2: I would have the cleanest bathroom in the United States
Speaker 2: of America.
Speaker 1: Who's out early rate would be higher. Oh god, I
Speaker 1: don't mean to propose such a challenging question so early,
Speaker 1: but I mean, come on, they would be.
Speaker 2: From the same pay grade because they're both trained.
Speaker 1: Maybe they rotate marked position.
Speaker 2: Now, they're both trained marksmen who are gonna be taking
Speaker 2: care of business when it needs to happen. They see
Speaker 2: this guy walk in there with a dog that the
Speaker 2: alert's coming up, and then they see him take his
Speaker 2: pants off and not sit down on the toilet.
Speaker 1: Right, guys, done speaking, As long as we're on the
Speaker 1: BWS subject, I'm sure that'll come into play with this
Speaker 1: in your response to a gentleman in Denver who Denver
Speaker 1: police have arrested and believe is the suspect responsible for
Speaker 1: robbing ten circle Ks, seven of which were the same
Speaker 1: store seven times, for a grand total haul just from
Speaker 1: the seven or from all from the grand total of
Speaker 1: seven circle k robberies six hundred dollars. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's good to see that those circle k cashiers are
Speaker 1: for the most part, appears complying with the fifty dollars
Speaker 1: limit in the register. That's the manager and them people
Speaker 1: work out a little over fifty, that's the manager for this.
Speaker 2: Now, if don't know, if you're new to the show,
Speaker 2: Pat ran a circle k for a little bit, you're
Speaker 2: worried about them and their money going in.
Speaker 1: If Thad would have come in and Randy drawer counts
Speaker 1: on me, and even if you're one dollar over fifty
Speaker 1: red pen, you get the red pen.
Speaker 2: Of course, that guy Thad was a guy that Pat
Speaker 2: just yeah, couldn't stand.
Speaker 1: Sure. I am the original manager. If we note that,
Speaker 1: put your red pen away. I'm going to teach you
Speaker 1: something Pat, It's called let it go.
Speaker 2: Just think if you had a naked guy biting his
Speaker 2: dog in your circle.
Speaker 1: Case, pregnant woman doing cocaine in mine. Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, I whish would you rather a
Speaker 2: naked guy biting his dog and biting cops or naked
Speaker 2: or the lady doing cocaine.
Speaker 1: I thought the naked or the the pregnant lady doing
Speaker 1: cocaine was more disturbing, to be honest with you, that
Speaker 1: I would have.
Speaker 2: Gone on with her. I said, you know what you can, ma'am.
Speaker 2: You can make your poor life decisions. Sir, stay the
Speaker 2: hell out of here. Bat w O got you. He
Speaker 2: could spot at these train guards that I have, Yeah,
Speaker 2: he would spot that. That's a sicko with a dog.
Speaker 2: Never even would have happened. Nope, all messed out. Just burn,
Speaker 2: he said, three in the afternoon. That's that's the unexpected factor.
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