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<v Speaker 1>It's September fourth, and that means it's time for your

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<v Speaker 1>daily fuck on threesome Thursday. The party is a loud,

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<v Speaker 1>sweaty nightmare, and the worst part of it is named Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>my ex. He's been cornering me for twenty minutes, his

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<v Speaker 1>hand of possessive weight on my lower back, his voice

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<v Speaker 1>a low, patronizing drone in my ear. I'm looking for

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<v Speaker 1>any escape when I see my salvation across the room,

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<v Speaker 1>my best friend Ted, who is fiercely protective, and standing

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<v Speaker 1>next to him, looking equally bored, is a stranger who

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<v Speaker 1>is unfairly devastatingly handsome. An idea born of pure desperation

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<v Speaker 1>and a little bit of champagne sparks in my brain.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to shock Jack, and I will. Just as

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<v Speaker 1>Jack is launching into a story about his new promotion,

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<v Speaker 1>I act. I glide over to Ted and the stranger,

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<v Speaker 1>grabbing each of them by the hand. There you are,

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<v Speaker 1>my babies. I pulled him into a tight huddle. Ast

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<v Speaker 1>Jack follows is in fate, plum his face a mask

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<v Speaker 1>of confusion. Oh, Jack, followed me. That's great. I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>glad you can meet them. Jack. This is Ted, and

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<v Speaker 1>this is Matt, they're my boyfriends. I don't know why

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<v Speaker 1>I say it, but it seems like the thing that

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<v Speaker 1>will bother Jack the most. The idea of that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>fucking two guys after moving on from him is the

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<v Speaker 1>kind of wild thing that he talked to talk with me,

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<v Speaker 1>but never walk the lock boyfriends. Jack looks confused, ted

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<v Speaker 1>bless him, doesn't miss a bee. He immediately drapes an

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<v Speaker 1>arm over my shoulder. A pleasure, he says to Jack,

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<v Speaker 1>his voice dripping with condescension. The stranger who I find

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<v Speaker 1>out is made. Matt looks momentarily stunned, but then he

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<v Speaker 1>sees the pleading in my eyes and the proprietary scowl

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<v Speaker 1>on Jack's face. A slow it smells spreads across his lips.

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<v Speaker 1>He gets it. He steps in on my other side,

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<v Speaker 1>his arms sliding possessively around my waist. Sorry we're late, babe,

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<v Speaker 1>Matt leansen and kisses my temple. Had to finish up

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<v Speaker 1>a project. The two of them flank me, a united

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<v Speaker 1>front of a handsome, confident men. They close ranks, effectively

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<v Speaker 1>pushing Jack out up our circle. He sputters for a moment,

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<v Speaker 1>his face turning a shade of angry red before muttering

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<v Speaker 1>something and stalking off toward the bar. We watch him go,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the three of us burst into laughter, the

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<v Speaker 1>adrenaline and the sheer audacity of it all bubbling over

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<v Speaker 1>my heroes. I look from Ted's familiar laughing face to

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<v Speaker 1>Matt's gorgeous, amused one. The chemistry of our little performance

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<v Speaker 1>was shockingly real. You know that was the most fun

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<v Speaker 1>I've had all night, Two fake boyfriends. I almost don't

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<v Speaker 1>want it to end. Well, the jackpart that I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to end, I laugh ted, raises an eyebrow. Well, we

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<v Speaker 1>can't just abandon our girlfriend in her time of need,

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<v Speaker 1>can we? Matt? Matt's eyes are locked on mine, a dark,

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<v Speaker 1>promising heat in their depths. Absolutely not. The night is young,

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<v Speaker 1>and we have a girlfriend with needs. It's a couple

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<v Speaker 1>of hours later, and back at my apartment. The playful

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<v Speaker 1>energy from the party follows us through the door. I

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<v Speaker 1>put on some music and pour three glasses of whiskey.

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<v Speaker 1>We toast to our victory over Jack, the clinking of

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<v Speaker 1>our glasses echoing in the quiet room. So Matt settles

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<v Speaker 1>onto the couch, his knee brushing mind. What do we

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<v Speaker 1>usually do when we get home. Before I can answer,

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<v Speaker 1>pitt sits on my other side, draping an arm around me.

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<v Speaker 1>Croup hug. Obviously, he says it, leaning into me, which

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<v Speaker 1>presses me into Mat. The hug quickly dissolves into a messy, drunk, laughing,

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<v Speaker 1>three way kiss. It's all warm whiskey and soft lips

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<v Speaker 1>and the thrilling, uncertain expiration of what comes next. What

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<v Speaker 1>comes next is that close start coming off, first Mats,

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<v Speaker 1>then mine, then Ted's, until we're a tangle of limbs

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<v Speaker 1>on the living room rug. It's not a frenzied, desperate act.

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<v Speaker 1>It's playful, curious, exploratory. Matt is on his knees before me,

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<v Speaker 1>his mouth and tongue a revelation as he brings me

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<v Speaker 1>to the edge of my first orgasm. At the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>Ted is behind me, kissing my neck and shoulders, his

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<v Speaker 1>hands stroking my breast, his fingers teasing my nippos until

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<v Speaker 1>they're aching peaks. I'm surrounded, worshiped. The sensation of being

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<v Speaker 1>the absolute center of two men's attention is an intoxicating drug.

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<v Speaker 1>I pull Matt up for a kiss, his mouth tasting

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<v Speaker 1>of my own arousal over his shoulder. I see Ted

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<v Speaker 1>watching us, his own cockstick and hard in his hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Come here, I say to Ted. We moved to the

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<v Speaker 1>bedroom and the exploration continues. Hung on my back, my

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<v Speaker 1>head thrown back on the pillows, Ted is at the

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<v Speaker 1>head of the bed and I take his hard cock

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<v Speaker 1>into my mouth, my lips, and Tom is showing my gratitude.

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<v Speaker 1>At the same time, Matt kneels between my legs. It

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<v Speaker 1>slides deep inside me, his powerful thrust to perfect rhythm,

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<v Speaker 1>to the slick sounds of my blow job being filled,

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<v Speaker 1>being used by Bolt, with them at once as an

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<v Speaker 1>experience of such overwhelming pleasure that my mind goes completely blank.

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<v Speaker 1>My orgasm builds like a tidal wave, and when it crashes,

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<v Speaker 1>I scream into Ted's spy, my body convulsing, my inner

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<v Speaker 1>muscles clenching hard around Matt's cock. My release triggers theirs.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel Matt's how come flood my pussy as Ted

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<v Speaker 1>comes with her groan, his release spilling across my chest

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<v Speaker 1>and tits. We collapse in a heap on the bed,

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<v Speaker 1>a breathless, laughing, sweaty tangle of bodies. The party is

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<v Speaker 1>a distant memory. The pretense is gone, replaced by a warm,

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<v Speaker 1>easy intimacy. I start at the night trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>rid of one awful man and ended up with two

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<v Speaker 1>amazing ones. Best fake relationship ever