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Speaker 1: As this seems like Sunday, it is Sunday, you see, Andy,

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were on the radio now, Ever, Sunday on CBS for Rento.

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Speaker 2: That's right.

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Speaker 1: Rinsol, a new Rensol with soulium brings you the AMers

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and Andy show. Yes, Sir Rento, Le's hope that contains

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solium the sunlight ingredient brings you a full half hour

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of entertainment with Lulubin, Eddie Green, Jeff Alexander's Orchestra and Chorus,

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and radio's all time favorites. AMers Andy and I'll leave

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a Brothers company.

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Speaker 3: The makers of Rento.

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Speaker 1: Invite you to sen bime, relax and enjoy Amos Andy. Well,

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it's the fall season rolls around once again. Let us

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look in on the home of the Kingfish and his wife,

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Sapphire or Stevens. The time is new. The Kingfish has

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just come home for lunch to find Sapphire packing her bag.

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Speaker 4: Haw hah, what you doing?

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Speaker 2: Stuff? And you're clothing the suit kids.

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Speaker 4: There.

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Speaker 5: I'm taking a little ship to Chicago to visit Mama.

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You know, George, I ain't seen her for almost five years.

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I wonder what she looks like now.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, don't get your hopes too high. Once you

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look like a walrust, you always look like a Walrust. Oh,

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I'm so anxious to see her.

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Speaker 5: She rickon that she's got a job working in the

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florist shop, and it makes us so happy to be

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surrounded by flower.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know what make me happy? As heere that

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way myself. That'll do.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to hear another one about it. Now,

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listen here, George, something you just gotta do for me

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while I'm gone. I was that there's an old school

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time my mind gets in town tomorrow from Georgia by

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the name of Alula. Her husband's pass on last year,

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and she's coming up here to look around for another husband.

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And we got a helper.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, what you want me to do, buddy? I

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want you to introduce.

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Speaker 5: Her to some nice, edible bachelor cause none of them

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bombs over at that large hall.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, what does this uh Lula may look like?

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Speaker 5: Well, she happens to wait two hundred and twenty five,

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we say, see, here's a picture of her. She sent

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me with the letter, and I'm.

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Speaker 2: Gonna see the pitcher holdly, Michael. Compared to her, a

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hippopotamus is a delicate preacher George.

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Speaker 5: We gotta get my girls trying our hustle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, well, I ain't gonna introduce her to nobody.

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Speaker 5: Well, if you don't, then I ain't going and I'll

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have i'm'a visit us.

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Speaker 4: Visit us.

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Speaker 2: We thought you had done blackmailed me into it.

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Speaker 1: Well, Henry land Porter, come in, I ain't seed you

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for money. Oh charming to see you can't pay?

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Speaker 4: How come he Henry? Did you have a nice some

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of them?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, we had a long motor triff. We went from

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here out to California that she's.

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Speaker 2: Got the place where they have the big redwood Joe

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Cemetery park. And then we canhandled through Texas and handed

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up with white soft York pray. Like you had quite

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a trip there, son, Oh yes, how about you, Keith Vince?

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Speaker 3: Did you just get the heat of the city this summer?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, me and my wife Sofa went up on

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the roof a couple of times, throwing the hose on

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each other. Tephire taking a little trip now thor she

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left yesterday for mothers, thank god.

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Speaker 6: Nows.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well you should be all smile.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but it got a tough job. He me Tphire's

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got a girl friend that gets in town the day

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that wants to getting married, and Tafhai wants me introducer

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to some legible basket.

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Speaker 1: If a gale built like an elephant by the name

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of h Lula made Simpson just come up from Georgia,

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Lula may Simpson. Wait a minute, Wait a minute, there

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there's a night I'm in the society column about her

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on today's newspaper.

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Speaker 2: In the society column, Yes, and it says she.

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Speaker 1: Was left at twenty thousand dollars a stake by her

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late husband, and she's planning to spend the empire willer

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in our city twenty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: You know, he man.

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Speaker 2: If I could find some guy to marry her, I

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could collect the marriage.

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Speaker 4: Broker see I see you on use to see. I

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wonder who I could get.

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Speaker 1: Well, I ain't got the faintish idea, but I had

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just seen him walking towards.

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Speaker 2: The pool room. So anglers at the pool hall hung, Yes,

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you don't, King Fish. Maybe this scheme of yours will

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work if you get him together. Maybe Dan Cupid.

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Speaker 4: Will hit Handy with the arrow.

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Speaker 2: Say well, if you don't hit Handy, he's then he

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can't misluling me.

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Speaker 7: I'll tell you that.

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Speaker 2: Now and then to come into office.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: If I could just make him think that I as

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a marriage broken, maybe I can stick him with that

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pat gall lulu me and that way you get a

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cut at twenty thousand.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, come now, I'll get on the telephone.

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Speaker 3: Ah there, king fish, what you doing?

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Speaker 2: I was a marriage broke and there with clients all

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over the world. There's a six shortage of women right now.

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I was waiting for a long distance calls from Australia.

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Wait a minute, he come now, Hello, who is this Australia?

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Or hello Ally? No, or you say you was at

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the church waiting to get married and you can't find

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a way. Huh. But that's too bad.

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Speaker 4: He see there were my advice.

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Speaker 2: He is to grab the press, good looking kangaroo that

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comes along. Are they all spooking for huh? All this

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shortage is really worldwide. No, I can't help you. Well, goodbye,

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happy boom rank and all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: See everybody, they things, what is this word worldwide?

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Speaker 4: Thet thing you're talking about?

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Speaker 2: Oh andy, it's the shortage of women. You know, of

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course that there's a shortage of women I.

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Speaker 1: Would say that one night took out last night only

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come up to my belt buckle.

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Speaker 4: No, no, and I mean that they are enough women.

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Speaker 3: To go around.

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Speaker 4: Ain't you heard about it?

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Speaker 1: No, the drought ain't hit me yet. I was just

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figuring the other night on the basis of smoochen. This

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has been my best year since nineteen forty one.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's a shortage. And a matter of fact,

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statistics prove that within the next ten years, if the

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shortage of women keeps up, one or other the five

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babies will be born without a mother.

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Speaker 1: What are they doing about the situation?

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Speaker 2: Well, with the shortage in this part of the country,

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we has got to bring women from another part of

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the country where they got along. Did you see all

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the situation is bad?

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Speaker 1: And well maybe I ought to do something about this

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shortage of women.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right now, you use my pal. Maybe I

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can help you.

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Speaker 4: Let me look at my list here we remember I

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got hold him Moses.

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Speaker 1: You was in Lutch.

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Speaker 2: There's one that's just been imported from Georgia that's worth

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twenty thousand dollars in cats. Twenty thousand dollars. Sounds like

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she's a lovely woman.

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Speaker 3: I'll take her.

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Speaker 1: What you look like?

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Speaker 2: Her name is Lula Maya Simpson, or maybe I got

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a picture of it here. Yeah, yeah, she is right here.

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I look at that.

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Speaker 1: Wow, the way she's puffed out there, she must have

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that twenty thousand dollars round away is one dollar bill.

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Speaker 4: She a little fat in this picture in there.

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Speaker 2: But if photographer took what it's called the double expoos

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you you see. Yeah, but I tell you, and if

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for twenty thousand dollars, you can forget a.

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Speaker 1: Little blubber you know, Oh Jean Chris, I couldn't even

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get my arms around her waist.

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Speaker 2: Yes you can at your time. It right, just watch

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your breathing and catch on the in heel. That's she

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got twenty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: Uh?

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Speaker 3: Where does she make all that.

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Speaker 1: Money at raftling? Oh no, she's a mighty big woman.

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Speaker 2: And look here you just judging by the surface underneath

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that fat, you're probably very skinny. Yeah, yeah, that's right,

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you know. And that's twenty thousand dollars to putting me

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on easy street. Well, now look here, you don't get

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the whole twenty Now wait a minute. You see there's

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a marriage broker. See fifty percent. You gotta split that

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money with me.

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Speaker 3: It's fifty percent.

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Speaker 1: Ain't that a lot? Oh?

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Speaker 4: No, no, well, don't forget I gonna I gonna help you.

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Speaker 2: Now split dispensers of the courtship with us.

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Speaker 4: Oh, the cost of the engagement ring and all that stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but how come you're taking fifty percent.

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Speaker 2: Or that's defeat that by the government and on all

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marriages where the broker arranges the marriage before the groom

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ever sees the pride or that's in the constitution.

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Speaker 4: That's what they called the figure the pocas.

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Speaker 3: Okay, it's the deal. I'll give you fifty percent. You'll

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think this thing is gonna work out.

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Speaker 2: Good from the King of Oh and with all that though,

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you be going.

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Speaker 8: Around saying, uh, the money, it's gone up your hands.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great Hello Lujah, brother Angel, send.

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Speaker 1: The guy that brime that's going up.

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Speaker 9: To your hell hellelujahs route to it's not far away

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your hands, and that's going up your great.

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Speaker 2: Winds. Guys, wo dark with dark When my rod Daniel's not.

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Speaker 6: Man nor those friends, George Man, you believe he will receive.

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Speaker 8: You man.

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Speaker 9: Wm early mine, you will hear his ward.

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Speaker 6: It's a far away on to say that's gonna be

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baydays are coming.

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Speaker 1: Paunt yourself right to that station. That's gonna be okay, Bay.

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This is your old friend, John Lake, and I must

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say it's mighty nice to be back talking to you,

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especially about wonderful new Rinso with solium. You know, every

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time I saw Rinso wash last summer with all those

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white clothes whiter than new, and gay washable colors even

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brighter than new, I said to myself, John, You're not

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gonna be really happy until you're back on the air

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telling people about new Renzo. Now, only new Rinso can

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do this amazing thing. White clothes actually come whiter than new,

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and washable colors brighter. I think that's really something. Matter

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of fact. The day's rinso is so different from ordinary so.

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You can even dry clothes indoors on a rainy day

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and they'll turn out swell. Rinso with solium put sunshine

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in your wash. Now this sounds marvelous, but if you've

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ever tried New Renso, you know it's absolutely true. Wonderful safe,

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soaphy rich new Rinso with solium. More women use Rinso

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than any other wash day soap in the world.

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Speaker 2: Well, hello, dany, what you doing standing there inside the

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short it's Barbercat.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Amos, I'm waiting for the kingfish. Did you hear

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the big news about me?

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Speaker 2: About you know?

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Speaker 1: I ain't.

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Speaker 4: And there, what's happened to you?

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna get an up to later.

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Speaker 2: Uh you know what? That that got me a little there?

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Speaker 1: What you're gonna get well to en ignorant fellow like you?

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That means not gonna get married. In other words, Amos,

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I'm gonna enter in the holy deadline.

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Speaker 2: Tell me there, So why is this happening all of

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a sudden?

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Speaker 3: Listen, Amos.

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Speaker 1: In ten years that are gonna be five babies born

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to every short mother.

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Speaker 2: I don't want exactly understand what you're talking about. And there,

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who is you marrying?

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Speaker 1: Well, you just got in town from Georgia in a pool.

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Speaker 3: She's a big I got my constitutional rights.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I don't understand this man.

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Speaker 3: Well, don't worry it.

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Speaker 1: I was getting twenty thousand dollars worth a blobber. Yeah,

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there comes to Keith Fish.

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Speaker 3: Now, I'll see you later.

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Speaker 2: They will drop over to the house some time after

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you have your head with them.

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Speaker 1: And so long yeah, I'll do that so long.

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Speaker 3: Hi Kith Frish.

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Speaker 4: Hello there, And I say, Loosten, you didn't tell him

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it was too much digit.

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Speaker 1: Oh he's so I ignorant. You don't know what I'm

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talking about.

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Speaker 4: No way, Well come on, let's get on in the

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barber shop here and see shorty.

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Speaker 3: Ah sure well there is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll be gods on. Look who has what's cooked?

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Speaker 1: As you did?

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Speaker 2: I was gonna high all, hey, shorty, tell me this.

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Did you have a nice summer?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, three kind fellaws.

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Speaker 7: I spent my vacation last someone on a farm.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, that's why I wouldn't lose my touch as

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a barber.

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Speaker 7: I got kept in practice by shaving the goots.

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Speaker 2: Around the place, shaving the cool Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I lad read the goots, goat my wresh and shaved

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as clean as a whistle.

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Speaker 2: I I must have saved a three dozen gold.

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Speaker 1: Well did all the practice help you out? Now that

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you're back in the barber shop?

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Speaker 7: I don't know ain't how to go to come in here?

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Speaker 1: Wait man, now, look here, shorty, look here, We're gonna

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let you in on a secret. Yeah, I'm gonna marry

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a rich woman with twenty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 2: Well, congratulate, Yeah, and I want you to give hand

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a good hair cutting the shild Yeah.

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Speaker 4: He going over to meet her for the first time.

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Speaker 3: Oh, charl I'll pick you up.

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Speaker 7: And by the way, and he you didn't want her,

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You didn't want to let her think that you use

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after her money.

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Speaker 1: Tell her that you was a rich man too.

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Speaker 4: Hey, and that's a good idea. We'll put on the

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dog with her. Tell her you as a Texas millionaire.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you know, something fellaw.

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Speaker 7: I was caught in the girl Wilson. I didn't know

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how to make them pressure on. And a friend of

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mine told me to caught her with music.

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Speaker 1: Music.

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Speaker 3: Well, well, what'd you do?

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Speaker 7: Well, I don't judge like them wrong man to troop

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with dogs of old. I got me a gift her

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and I serenaded Hand on her balcony. I stood out

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there in the moonlighting with my beautiful voice outside.

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Speaker 5: Oh, so.

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Speaker 2: Hey, that's great, Shanny. What did the girl say?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: She she said that.

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Speaker 7: She said, shorty, that got the most beautiful years.

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Speaker 2: You got the sweetest worth half. I could look you singing,

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fell you, you got you stop the muse. Well and

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here Lula Maya's apartment. Now, remember you was a wealthy

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retired oil man from Texas and you ain't interested in money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I'll put on the dog all right, Okay,

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I'm knock on the door here.

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Speaker 3: You know, King Fish, i'd.

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Speaker 1: Feel better about this whole thing of that Lula may

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wasn't so fast well, and the Lula.

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Speaker 2: Maya's size might be in your favor. Remember the pigo

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Deer's boy, the hearted it fall in the side.

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Speaker 1: Hey, King Fish, Hey, the buildings is shaken, must be

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a earthquake.

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Speaker 2: Lula may coming to the door with them in?

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Speaker 1: Why Nester, Steve, I do Tommy?

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Speaker 2: Why? Thank you? Missus Simpson, thank you, come on in.

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Speaker 3: And if you think the rooming up in there with

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a drill, oh.

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Speaker 2: Mister Simpson, uh me, I present you with Longhorn Brown.

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Speaker 4: He is the retired marked a millionaire from Texas.

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Speaker 3: Uh.

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Speaker 2: He's the fellow in the society. Call him the first

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to a filthy rich Brown.

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Speaker 10: Well, inteed a pleasure, mister Brown. I've never met a

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genuine Texans before.

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Speaker 6: Uh.

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Speaker 10: Likewise, Brown, I just got here from Georgia and New

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York is so huge it makes me feel positively tiny.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's quite a trick, all right.

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Speaker 10: Mister Stevers told me on the phone this morning that

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on your property dine in Texas you had a.

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Speaker 5: Lot of cattle and oil.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, there was so much oil on the place

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that cattle had to wear a skip chains.

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Speaker 10: Okay, I guess you can make a lot of money

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in the oil and cattle business.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not only yeah, well in carol business. But he's

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got millions of other things too. Now let's see.

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Speaker 4: Uh, you made a lot of money in uh in.

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Speaker 2: Lumber too, didn't you.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I sure did.

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Speaker 1: They discovered trees on my property.

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Speaker 3: That's that's Texas is really some state.

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Speaker 6: All right.

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Speaker 10: Oh, you Texans always stand up for Texas.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, if you was in the saddle twelve hours

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a day, you'd be glad to stand up for anything.

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By the way, along on, Uh, what was that general

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thing you've done the other day that showed that you

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don't care nothing more money?

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Speaker 3: Oh you mean last Thursday when I give away.

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Speaker 1: The Grand Canyon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's the one I meant. So I I

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got too many miss coemps. Miss Brown is in New

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York for the social season, you know, parties, theaters, going

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to the opera and symphonies.

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Speaker 5: Oh, then you're interested in music.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, there's mister Brown is always flopping up that culture.

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So yeah, yeah, Well, Terremy, what is your take in symphony?

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Speaker 3: I don't know, I never say or nothing.

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Speaker 2: I forgot to tell you, missus Brown, your travel agent

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pul this morning and wanted to know if you was

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going to you go on to Queen Mary or.

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Speaker 4: The Queen Elizabeth.

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Speaker 3: Oh ye, well did you take care of him?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? I told him to buy a four Pope would

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make up your mind when he got down to the

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pill else.

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Speaker 1: The Shifty Year.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he visits the Riviera every year.

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Speaker 2: You see, mister Brown. Here's got a chattool over there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, next year, I'm going to build a house on

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it too.

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Speaker 10: Brown, You're one of the most charming men I ever met.

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I do hope i'll see your game.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, well you will love miss Simpson half fall.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Miss Brown will hold it against you

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just cause you only got twenty thousand dollars.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, I have always wanted to get to know

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the poor people's dotter.

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Speaker 4: Well we must be gevens with buying Ms Simpson millionaire Brown.

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Speaker 2: He's got to get back to his office at the

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stock Market. By the way Brown House the ticket to day.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was a little worried at first, but the

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doctor found out it was just gas.

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Speaker 4: Well colong with Simpson.

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Speaker 2: Boy. Wait a minute, i'msus Brown out. There was something

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you wanted to ask missus Simpsons.

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Speaker 1: There was. Yeah, I remember you were telling me how

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the nightful it would be if you and her had suffered.

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Speaker 4: Together this evening.

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Speaker 10: Oh that would be lovely, mister Brown.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well, don't cook nothing special. I'll just pick the potluck.

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Speaker 2: Well, good morning, Come in, brother, and I well, I

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ain't seed you for about five dars. Love a boy. Uh,

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we have got that which were in the bag.

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Speaker 4: He was done.

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Speaker 1: Wait a minute, King Fish, Wait a minute, I ain't

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told you what done happened last night?

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Speaker 4: Hold in, Michael, now wait a minute.

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Speaker 1: I don't like to look on your face and don't

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tell me that you don't put the skids on all

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that money we're getting. Well, you know, Kingfish, I've been

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porting Lulu May in the daytime and kissing normal other

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gals goodbye at night.

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Speaker 2: Enshel, just like any other honest man would do.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, But you know, last night I took a

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cute little gal of the movie there. I wanted to

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get in some last minute scooching before I married Lula May.

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And the Drift's belt that's in. Anyway, we were sitting

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there smooching, and when the lights went on, somebody started

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beating me over the head with an umbro. I looked

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around and it was Lula May sitting right behind me.

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I could see them.

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Speaker 2: And why did you do a thing like that? I

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had some pawn of furniture to raise two hundred and

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fifty dollars, bought you that diamond engagement ring. It for

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you to give a or we is in a mess.

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We got to get ahold of stone wall the joy

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right a week, we'll get out.

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Speaker 6: You know.

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Speaker 1: I travel around some last summer, and everywhere I went

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I made it a point to ask housewives how they

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like new Renso with sodium. Well, every time I so

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much as mentioned Renso, I was overwhelmed with enthusiasm. You'd

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think the women were selling Rensto, not I Renso with sodium,

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they said, actually gets white clothes whiter than new, and

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washable color is brighter than new, even on rainy days,

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even when your wash must be dried indoors, you get

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a brighter wash. New rensol gives your wash a brilliance

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you've never known before. Now it's because today's Renso contains solium,

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the scientific sunlight ingredients, and only Renso has it. New

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Renso so safer clothes. So kind of your hands. I

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think you'd better find out for yourself about wonderful new Renso.

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I think you'd better see for yourself right away. How

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Rinso with sodium put sunshine in your wash?

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Speaker 6: Do that?

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Speaker 1: Won't you? Well?

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Speaker 2: Two waters?

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Speaker 1: Do you come in?

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm sorry I was late for I've been in

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court the day depending a woman clients.

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Speaker 4: Uh what happened?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 11: So Iman called me up and asked me if I

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went defender in court and I give her some tips

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on how to beat the cake.

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Speaker 2: Uh huh, yeah, go ahead.

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Speaker 11: I told I couldn't get there til the last minute,

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but I give her something advice on the phone and

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told her how that I growing up to the witness thing.

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Speaker 2: I told her roll eyes.

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Speaker 11: At the jury and smiled and wink at the jersey

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wear form fit and fat.

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Speaker 1: And dressed with the shell nieln hole.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she come out.

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Speaker 2: She lost the cage I an't know she was ninety

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three years old.

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Speaker 4: Well, we just going on.

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Speaker 2: Look here, uh uh, we's got a problem to you know.

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You see, I'm gonna tell.

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Speaker 4: You a secret, you huh.

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Speaker 2: And when he's some of his place on it. You see,

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Andy is engaged to wealthy with hers. And last night

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she caught him smooching in a moving picture shoulder with

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another gap. She was sitting right behind him, and I

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sit there with another gal right up in front of her,

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smooching there. And now she won't even talk to him.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The funny thing is she's worth twenty thousand bucks.

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Speaker 2: Who talks to you?

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Speaker 11: Why else you play on her sympathy? Let me say

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I saw a moon picture once while fellah had a

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fight with his gay and it went off.

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Speaker 9: And joined the French Foreign Legions.

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Speaker 2: And when his gall heard by that, she was so

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broken herley she fis give him for everything? Hey, Andy,

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that is this.

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Speaker 4: We'll get Lula made to think that you was in.

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Speaker 2: The French Foreign Legion. I got an old lord uniform

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a home.

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Speaker 4: We'll fix it up a little.

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Speaker 2: And then when you walked in with it on you,

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you throw us around a little French, you know, you

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say people are France and sailor here and.

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Speaker 4: All that stuff.

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Speaker 11: You know that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's good.

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Speaker 1: You'll get Lula Mayor with the lodge a king sick

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and I'll come in all dressed up like a French soldier.

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Speaker 2: Well stone Ward, you is really a palace. Don't forget

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to send out the bill for this.

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Speaker 5: I wish all my clients was last year.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, you know, I had one client.

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Speaker 11: I worked like a dog to get him off on

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a murder charge.

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Speaker 2: I give him the vantage of all of my legal excents.

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Speaker 11: He was so ungratefully didn't even tell the bill I sent.

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Speaker 2: Him, you need, defended him in the murder charge.

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Speaker 4: Well, you know, maybe he didn't.

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Speaker 2: The bill didn't even reach him.

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Speaker 6: All.

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Speaker 2: He's got it all right.

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Speaker 11: I even got proof he was carrying the bill in

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his pocket.

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Speaker 1: Well, I bet you tell this.

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Speaker 2: Morning had come back from the things. Thing all starts

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around there now, Lula, men, just calm down where you please?

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Just calm down. I asked you to come over to

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my office here to tell you that and is broken

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hearted and he has done joined up with the French

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foreign legions.

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Speaker 1: He's even wearing a uniform the French seign Legion.

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Speaker 5: Why can hardly be leave us.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like the French peign Legion knock. Now wait

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a minute, why.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, folks?

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Speaker 1: As you see then the air rabs go through here.

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Speaker 10: Hey, unifall you really joined the Prince Foreign Legion.

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Speaker 1: I living in Lebrance the sailors and gear.

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Speaker 5: Are you really going overseas?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So I'm going over the first ship of the

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legion I and I've done the most dangerous branch of

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the French Foreign Legion, the branch the guy is the gun.

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Speaker 10: It sounds like I'll never see you again.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right, Lula man.

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Speaker 1: Nobody that ever joins the Legion ever comes back there.

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Speaker 2: In fact is they are so sure that you you

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getting knocked off that they send you in the battle

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with a coffin stop right on your back.

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Speaker 4: That's what they do.

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Speaker 10: You mean, has no hope of me ever seeing your game?

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, you.

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Speaker 2: See, Lula, made as Foreign Legion is the toughest that

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fit in the world. If you live long enough to

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get a discharge, they shoot you as a coward.

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Speaker 1: That's right. The only way to save your own life

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is to commit suicide.

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Speaker 2: Order is his very stad Lula and all this happened

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just because you broke his heart.

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Speaker 10: Well, I'd like to hear an explanation of why he

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was out of another girl.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that, that's myself.

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Speaker 2: Uh wait a much, Lula, may we can explain that.

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Uh you see uh that other girl that uh you

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see him with uh in the movie Pitt the show.

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Uh Uh uh that was uh Andrew's sister. That's right.

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Speaker 3: Uh, come to think of what that was?

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Speaker 2: My just all right, your sister? But why are you

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taking her to the movies? Uh?

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Speaker 1: Well, now you see, Andrew's brother in law was out

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of town, and Andy was sort of taking his place

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and doing what he would do.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so why were you kissing her?

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Speaker 6: Uh?

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Speaker 2: Well, uh, you see, uh Andy can't help it in

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his brother in law. It's a little affectionate, you know,

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he can't help that.

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Speaker 10: Well, but an existence to why didn't you explain.

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Speaker 1: It last night? Well, it's pretty hard to talk when

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somebody's beating you over the head with umbrother.

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Speaker 10: Well, and again I've decided.

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Speaker 1: To forgive you.

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Speaker 3: Oh this is great.

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Speaker 1: Look here, honey, I don't bought you.

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Speaker 3: You're engage with ring here?

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Speaker 6: You is?

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Speaker 2: Oh and that says won a real diamond there here,

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you know, and Lillo me digus to Dazyes, I nilloa

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you you me.

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Speaker 3: It's just crazy about big fat you.

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Speaker 2: Well cooks. Everything is all fit for the web.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, stop by the telegraph office, the live the foreign leader.

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Not to count on me this time.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry, my love birds. I'll send the staf telegram

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direct to General de Gaulstones. Well and there it took us.

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Speaker 3: Just about a week to put over this whole thing.

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow you married the rich witter and just to think

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we gets twenty thousand smack me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but this courtship is done cost me money.

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Speaker 6: You know it.

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Speaker 4: Well, don't forget.

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Speaker 2: I put up two hundred and just the dollars of it.

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And I wore my hair for that twenty thousand dollars

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in fact. Yeah, well, Tiphi, when did you get back

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in town?

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Speaker 5: I whoa George, Dear Hello Andy, I got in about.

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Speaker 9: Two hours ago.

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Speaker 2: Uhi, got a big surprise for her, some wonderful news.

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Your friend Lula May is getting married tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Why George, that's wonderful.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I must go call her up.

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Speaker 1: Oh and before I tell you about the groom, I

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just won't say that it was a lucky thing that

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that society call um told about her and herding twenty

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thousand dollars from her first husband. Oh, I'm so glad.

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Speaker 5: I told her to put that in the paper so

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she can cook her rich husband.

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Speaker 1: She ain't got a next, Ladies and gentlemen, Sunday night

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is a new night for us on the radio. If

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you have an opportunity, we would appreciate you telling your

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friends of.

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Speaker 2: This new time.

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Speaker 1: Eat Sunday night for the Emerson Manley Show on the

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Columbia Broadcast.

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Speaker 2: He says.

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Speaker 1: And we'd appreciate one more thing, folks, and that's when

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you go to your grocery store. Yes, ladies and gentlemen,

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we would greatly appreciate you buying Renso the New Rento

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with Solium. You will be surprised and delighted at the

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new Rinsto. Thank you, and goodnight, folks, for your next Sunday,

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he heard me with us next Sunday at the same

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time when Leamer Brothers Comedy, the makers of New Rento

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with Solium will again present the AMers and Andy Show.

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Until then, good night to all of you from all

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of m amazing Yes, but doctors approved it. Light boy house,

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dope in your daily bath, get kin cleaner stops bo

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as no other eating soap can get life boy right away.

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Be sure listening to the AMers and Andy Show at

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