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We are currently in a rewind era. We're in season nine,
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you had any thoughts, any feelings, any takeaways.
Speaker 3: I have two takeaways. One of them is going to
be uncensored because it's a little offensive.
Speaker 2: Okay, those are the best ways.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a little mean. My first takeaway though, is
Robin is diabolical for having Mary announce her pregnancy. I
think that's crazy, and to do it at Mary's house too,
like is freaking wild.
Speaker 2: Why do you think that's diabolical?
Speaker 3: Because everybody knows that Mary wants to have another kid,
and then you know she was going back and forth
with it, and then Cody ultimately told her no because
he doesn't ever want to have to touch her Poonanni
ever again, because Poonani is the only one for him,
and so then it's just crazy to me. To have.
Robin asked, Mary, can you announce my pregnancy for me?
And can we also do it at your empty, hunted
only else with your sad, single person furniture, Like, I
don't know, I just think that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was pretty amazing. My takeaway before we get
to your offensive one, is that I was just aghast
and appalled that here we have Robin again using any
opportunity that she can to drag the elder kids for
not being jubilant with joy. When she announced her first
pregnancy with Solomon, she once again drags an Hunter because
she has something against Hunter, and again all the other
older children. And I'm just like, can you just can
we not make this all about your victimization and everything
that this family did wrong to you? Can we not
have a little bit of grace for the kids who
were snatched by night from their home in Lehigh, taken
away to Vegas and too at the time when you
announce this pregnancy, we're legitimately traumatized. Yeah, no, no, no,
We've got to focus on you're the victim.
Speaker 3: That's crazy to me, And of course she wants to
be selfish and take the moment all for herself. I
hated that so much me as well, So that was
my takeaway. Okay, so now onto your offensive and I
guess we have to censor for patrons only takeaway, So
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Speaker 2: Flash reality T BIGT. Okay, So, without further ado, let's
get into our recap of this episode's Sister Wives Season nine, episode.
Speaker 3: Eight, Robin's big announcement.
Speaker 2: Okay, sure, yeah, I've been calling it. I mean, yeah,
I've been seeing that marsupial pouch, that little baby Joey
growing in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of hard to hide. So we start
the episode, of course at Robin because we are talking
about the adoption paperwork. So we have like Christine and
some of the other adults there. This is before they
go to the lawyer's office. The lawyer the lawyer's office,
and we learned that it's been a whole year since
Mary got her legal divorce. I thought that the whole
point of her getting a legal divorce was so that
they could immediately get married and file a paperwork. But no,
we waited a whole year. I don't think the adoption
process takes that long, especially with but I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe why would they wait then, I don't know. Maybe
David Jessup or Preston was giving them a hard time
for quite some time.
Speaker 3: Maybe, But they got the consent paperwork signed, and so
they're going to take this paperwork to the lawyer's office
to get it sent to the courts. That way they
can get a court date and ultimately finalize the adoption.
Of course, the adults are happy about it, although we
like panned to marry a couple times, and Mary's.
Speaker 2: Just like, when can I get back in my tub?
I've got a banana waiting for bed.
Speaker 3: Literally, I feel like she's so checked out.
Speaker 2: She is.
Speaker 3: She just doesn't care. Like she tries to feign some excitement,
but ultimately every time we ask her, she's like, yeah,
that's great, awesome, Can I go home? Police, And of
course we have to, you know, continue to make a
martyr out of everybody in the family and be like, oh,
but there's a chance that the courts will deny us
because we're polygamists. Because polygamists don't win custody battles. We
don't win adoption cases, and I'm like, oh, shut up, dude.
When we get to the ultimate court episode, it's totally
a nothing murger. But of course Robin stressed out about it.
So we head to the lawyer's office and the lawyer
is just chill. He's like, cool, got the paperwork, sign
some more shit for me, and I'll turn it into
the courts. And you know, we have like more of
a discussion about how important this is.
Speaker 2: God, I don't care the family. I feel like we've
been talking about this exact thing and saying these exact
things over multiple.
Speaker 3: We've been totally stretching it out for content, of course.
But while we're at the lawyer's office, we learned that
all three of the kids, Aurora, Dayton, and Brianna are
going to change their last names to Brown. But Dayton
wants to change his middle name because his name, his
legal name is David Preston whatever, and yeah, they've been
shortening it to Dayton combining those two names, and so
now they want to change it to David Dayton Brown instead.
So we're completely erasing all parts of their biological father,
and we're going to put Cody's name on their birth
certificates wild business, which is crazy to me. I was
very surprised that they even do something like that. I
don't know if that's like typical or standard for adoption cases.
So if anybody has had experience with that, please let
us know the comments, because I thought that was odd, honestly,
Like especially with how the kids called their dad what
was it last week's episode and they were talking to
them about it, and he's like, well, I love you,
and like I still want to have a relationship with you.
Why are we making such an extra effort to like
literally erase his entire existence from their lives. I just
think that's pretty crazy.
Speaker 2: I think it's terrible.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then you know, Robin cries at the lawyer's
office because again she wants everybody to believe that this
is like really emotional. And then Cody makes a comment
where he says, like, this whole thing has been really difficult.
A lot of us have made a lot of sacrifices
to get here, to secure our family, which I thought
was really interesting. Goes back to what you've been saying
this whole time about how this is all Robin's master plan. Allegedly,
in our opinion, to secure her empire. Yes, it's pretty
crazy that he even used that language. And then after
the lawyer's office, we go back home. We're at Robin's
house again and we have all of the adults talking
to Aurora Dayton and Brianna basically announcing to them anyway
sign paperwork. But you know, the.
Speaker 2: Kids are like, didn't we have this conversation three episodes ago?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Dayton is looking very confused before we get to this though,
And just going back to the name change, I wanted
to ask you because I wasn't quite sure how I felt.
Do we think that Dayton actually came up with that
idea himself, like he wanted to change his name to
David Dayton Brown? No? Or do we think that he
was coerced into getting rid of all traces of his
father's name and his name.
Speaker 3: I think he was coerced. I think Robin probably planted
the seed. And you know, for her mommy manipulation was like, Hey,
wouldn't it be cool if we changed your name to
have Dayton be your middle name instead?
Speaker 2: Because it's what you go We're eliminating your bio dad,
because you still have the Ton from Preston in Dayton,
but like, I just my vibration was that she was
orchestrating that from behind the scenes. And I'm just felt
really bad for Dayton because I think there's a lot
of ways in which she's very vulnerable and I would
hope she wouldn't take advantage of that, but at the
same time, I would not put it past her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I feel like she totally coerced them, and I
think she coursed them in this whole thing too. I
think she convinced them like, hey, your dad doesn't love you,
and we're gonna get this adoption squared away because you
do have a dad that loves you. And that's why
Aurora and Brianna call Cody dad. I know Dayton says
it too, but it's like they've only really been in
this family for a couple of years, Like that's a
bit of a crazy adjustment.
Speaker 2: Well, furthermore, she was having them called dad in season
one right at the very very beginning, at.
Speaker 3: The very beginning, and that's weird to me, Like you
shouldn't be erasing their biological father. And I know that
there's abuse allegations, I get it or whatever, And if
they're valid, Okay, I get it, but I just feel
like this whole thing is really shady. And we actually
got a comment on Patreon not too long ago about
somebody discussing their own like personal adoption history and how
it was because their dad was not a part of
their life. But they feel icky watching this on TV
because this shouldn't be something that's televised, because this is
a very emotional thing, especially for the kids involved, and
these kids don't really get to have the space to
feel the full spectrum of all of those emotions because
they've got cameras in their face and their mom telling them, no,
this is actually a good thing though, that we're going
to completely erase your dad from your life and your
entire existence. He's not here. Actually, Cody's on the birth certificate,
so we're gonna pretend, like what a mind fuck? Like
that's so crazy.
Speaker 2: Are these kids in therapy? Are you getting them any
sort of mental health resources? Because I can see it
plain as day on Dayton's face. He's he's confused and
totally seems a little lost all the time.
Speaker 3: Oh, I would be if I was in this situation.
And so ultimately, when they're telling them that they got
the paperwork signed at the lawyer's office. Of course, the
kids are just kind of like whatever about it, because
probably they've been told this before and we've been going
over this constantly for the last year or whatever, and
so they're bored at this point, but also like it's complicated,
and now we're getting to the final process of all
of this where it's going to start to feel real
and to be solidified, and it's just a shame that
we can't just have this be like a private thing.
We're just exploiting it for content. And so after the
adults tell the kids, and you know, the kids are
just very lackluster about it, the other wives leave and
it's just Cody, Robin and their kids, and this is
where Robin decides to make the announcement to them that
she's prego and she wants to have a private moment
with just her kids. And this is where we have
this whole monologue about how Robin's feelings were hurt.
Speaker 2: She's scared.
Speaker 3: She's scared because she doesn't want the family to not
accept this baby because they didn't accept Solomon when she
was pregnant with him, and her pregnancy was Solomon was
so lonely and horrible because it was all the family's fault,
mainly the teenagers, because they weren't ecstatic and running up
to her with a bunch of joy and happiness for
her pregnancy, Like I'm just like, bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And she's turning it into some sort of a
litmus test as well, like if they don't immediately celebrate
my announcement, that equals our family is damaged in some way. Yeah,
there's something wrong with our family. But if they do
celebrate the fact that I'm pregnant, that means our family
is healthy. Like it all hinges on how they treat
her in this moment, yep, which is pretty dastardly. Yeah,
because these are kids. You're going to be announcing this too,
and you never know what a kid is going to
say or how they're going to respond. And I was
just like, why do we why are you doing this?
Speaker 3: Exactly? I think it's because she doesn't actually like the family,
and because they didn't have a good reaction when she
was pregnant the first time. She's totally taking that as
this family doesn't accept me no matter what. And so
even though later in the episode the family is super
excited about her pregnancy, and they do, all of them
show genuine care and excitement for this. I feel like,
deep down she still doesn't think it's genuine or that
they care. I think deep down she's like, no, all
of y'all are fake, if you suck.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know that she thinks that. I
think she is constantly othering herself. She never seems quite
comfortable at all with the family, with those kids, and
certainly with the other wives. Maybe Mary a little bit. Yeah,
she gets along with but like only so far, and
as soon as we get into the Catfish, of course,
the rumors are and Mary confirmed in last season with Sukiana,
the rumors are that Robin actually had a hand in
coordinating behind the scenes what was going on with the Catfish,
was being fed information from the Catfish through Kendra was
telling Cody the entire thing what was happening. Like, so,
I don't think Robin likes anybody, which is why I
think from this point and probably all the way back
to season one, she had designs on taking over this family.
Speaker 3: One hundred percent. I think you're right. And like when
she's talking about why she chose to tell her kids first,
she does acknowledge that it's out of a selfish desire.
She's like, I just want to have a good moment
with my family and my kids before I tell everybody else,
because I'm so worried and I'm so anxious, and I'm like, wow,
this part really pissed me off, honestly, like on behalf
of the kids and the teenagers, because, like you had
said at the top of this episode, like nobody gives
a shit about how these kids actually felt about all
of this change in their life. Like, moving in general
is a really horrible thing, especially for teenagers when they
have to change out of schools and leave all of
their friends and move out of state, move from every
that they've ever known in their whole life. That's already traumatizing.
Then to have their dad marry a new wife then
have to live all in separate homes and away from
all of their siblings.
Speaker 2: When he introduces the first wife, they're all living in
the Lehigh home, and she's not integrating herself into that family.
She never from the beginning integrated herself into that family.
So it's no wonder that the older kids didn't have
much of a reaction because again, they're traumatized. Also, who
are you, bitch? No, for real, you haven't lived with us.
We don't know you though, for real.
Speaker 3: And like she got pregnant within what like a years
or two, so.
Speaker 2: Like so if they were dating.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what do you expect? How do you expect
people to react? And it's also not fair to put
that kind of expectation on everybody else, so that like
they don't know what your expectation is, they don't know
how they're supposed to react, but they automatically fail because
you had had this expectation coming into it, and now
you're butt hurt and you're gonna make a whole thing
about it on national TV and try and demonize them
and demonize these teenagers. Like that's so fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: Perpetual ever victim cray Z.
Speaker 3: And so then we switch gears a little bit and
we go back to Mary's haunted, lonely ass house and
she's getting ready to go see the doctor because she's
having some health issues right now. Okay, she lost thirty
pounds in six weeks.
Speaker 2: And she doesn't know why, she has no idea. It's
because she's existing on a diet of bananas and she's
also probably trying intentionally to lose weight because she's about
to meet her man in person and she wants to
look as good as possible exactly. But we're going to
pretend that we're having a cancer scare or something, and
it's absolutely ridiculous, honestly, is so all these browns do
is lie and cover up shit. It's really Doe Where
to God?
Speaker 3: And it's so dramatized. Like she says that she goes
to the doctor because she had this weight loss and
they did a CT scan and they found something abnormal,
So now I have to go see an obgyn as
specialist to check out my vagina to make sure it's
good enough for Sam. Ultimately meet up with Sam and
we go and see this obgyn and she's, you know,
also performing for the camera and being like, yeah, that's CG. Sken.
I don't know. There was some abnormal results. We got
to do a pap smear right now. I need to
look at your couchie right now. Some they do, they
do a pap smear and then they're like, well we
have to wait several days for the results, duh, So
you'll find out if it's cervical cancer. Or not. It's like,
this is so crazy.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: But I did feel bad for Mary a little bit
in this moment because she's doing all of this alone,
so she's not telling anybody. She doesn't have Cody with her,
so she's dealing with all of this by herself, going
to the doctor by herself. Nobody gives a shit. I
don't think she's got any friends in the family, and
I'm sure her and Cody and their marriage is just
in the shitter right now.
Speaker 2: Well, my thought was, why aren't you still going to
a chiropractor? Yeah? No, right, Why all of a sudden
do you get to go to a medical doctor while
you send all of your children to the chiropractor. I
thought you were afraid of physician good Point and the
medical community because they were gonna out you as polygamous.
But maybe when it comes to you though, you get
to go maybe to a medical doctor. But when McKelty
falls off of a horse, so we've got to send
her to the car. Right. I was just bitter watching
this entire thing because to me, it just felt like
farming content, Like let's film another thing and pretend it's
a big thing, and then it's going to be a
nothing and just the same old, same old content grind.
Speaker 3: That's a good point, and a good point about the
doctor too, like what changed with your philosophy? Like why
are we going to see them?
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's probably money, But do the kids get
to see MD's. We know Trey did, but it was
an emergency. Do they go to the doctor?
Speaker 3: I don't know exactly?
Speaker 2: Do they get vaccinations?
Speaker 3: I have no idea. Well, and speaking of money too,
like if she hasn't talked to anybody in the family
at this point, do they know that you're taking money
from the family pot to go to the doctor? Like
is nobody questioning.
Speaker 1: Any of them?
Speaker 2: Do they have health insurance?
Speaker 3: Yeah? What's going on with that?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: They don't talk to us, No, they don't.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, they had no news in the dumpster.
Speaker 3: But you know, Mary's worried about cervical carcinoma, Okay.
Speaker 2: Which I mean and then I have to get so
inappropriate about it, and I did mention it in another episode,
but like, okay, so if it's cervical cancer, or if
it's like cervical issues, or if it's like an abnormal pap. Yeah,
isn't that always HPV.
Speaker 3: No, not always. You can get skin cancer down there,
but yeah, yeah, you can get squay as cell carcinoma down.
Speaker 2: There skin there.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Okay, did you know that?
Speaker 2: Isn't it mostly HPV related that?
Speaker 3: I mean, it can't. Yeah, But like I just I
was thinking, Okay, well, where would you get well, because
you've only had one partner besides the banana, You're right,
body hasn't.
Speaker 2: Cody has had more than one partner, I think because,
as he tells the he had that salicious rendezvous in college.
And I know I'm repeating myself, but I will do
it every single time. I'm going to tell you right now,
every single time. So what if he contracted something like.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, with three other women, and Robin had multiple
partners and Janelle was.
Speaker 2: Probably ho and around totally. So you'reunde was married, Lauris.
That's how. Yeah, we're married. She's got the she had
the laugh it's not funny and she doesn't have it.
Speaker 3: No, she doesn't have it.
Speaker 2: But if she did have it, she would have got
that from Cody. Yep, bitch ass Brown for real though,
excuse Manna, that's inappropriate.
Speaker 3: Well, we did warn you at the beginning of the episode.
And so then we go to Christine and Cody and
their depressing ass marriage and we have a little session
with Nancy, their couples slash family therapist, and I guess
after Galveston Nancy attended that trip, she had to leave
a day early, and so she wants to meet with
them again after the trip, just to check in and
see how everything's going. And she starts the session off
talking about that little rock sculpture that Cody and Christine did,
which was a total fucking failure supposed to represent their relationship,
and it obviously didn't because Cody only sees Christine for
the value that she brings to the family and that.
Speaker 2: Let's just call space.
Speaker 3: He does not see her as a wife or a
romantic partner whatsoever. And so when they're discussing the whole
rock situation, Cody pretends to act like he's self aware
and he's done some reflection. He says, Yeah, it was
a little bossy. I didn't listen to Christine at all.
And then this gets into more of a conversation about
the fact that Christine doesn't feel heard or listen to
in general, and she brings up how one of her
major issues was when Robin came into the family. She
noticed that Robin got to disagree with Cody all the time,
and Cody would just take it and listen. But Christine
has always felt the need to agree with Cody whatever
he wanted, to appease him and then shove her knees
down and not be somebody who needs anything. And that
obviously has caused a lot of frustration and anger. And
so then she argues with Cody because she doesn't know
how to communicate.
Speaker 2: But if you're arguing, you're not agreeing. So I do
think that there was probably a lot more conflict in
their relationship than Christine just doing everything that Cody said.
I think that Christine has a backbone, and I think
she probably did push back a little bit. But for
whatever reason, Cody let it be known that he didn't
like it, he didn't approve of it, and he wanted
his wives to be submissive until Robin entered the family. Now,
what I was thinking when I was watching this scene
was like, Cody looked like he got mad when she
brought up Robin, And I think this is the crux
of their issue. Well besides the fact that he's not
attracted to her and doesn't love her at all. He
also doesn't like how it's usually Christine who's the one
who's calling out Robin for the various and sundry bullshit
that she and Cody do. So in this moment when
she brings up Robin again, I just felt him stiffen
and he was just like, ah, fuck, what am I
gonna say? What am I going to do?
Speaker 3: I saw that too a little bit. He did seem
like annoyed that she brought that up. And I think
this also goes to what Cody's always been saying, is
like Christine always makes these comparisons to other relationships, Like, no, like,
our relationship is its own thing. You don't need to
compare to me and Robin, even though we're totally in
love and we have a full, romantic, healthy, well healthy
ish marriage compared to us. So I could see that,
and you know, when Nancy interjects with this Robin comparison,
She's like, well, Cody, you know, is it fair to
say that in your relationship with Robin? She has a voice,
and Cody's like, well yeah, and Nancy's like, Okay, that's
what Christine wants. Can you let her have a voice,
Is that okay? And Cody's like.
Speaker 2: Oh, lipulb right.
Speaker 3: I just got to listen to her and validate her feeling.
Speaker 2: And I really appreciate going to therapy with Christine because
I can apply it to my other more important relationship.
He actually says not more important.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he actually says that he does, which is crazy.
And I don't know how like Christine's able to just
accept that. But that's I guess the nature of polygamy
that you have to just kind of always be confronted
with the fact that your husband is with other women
and other people and has better relationships with other people
than you. But you can tell that Cody probably fucked
Christine after Galveston because she seems kind of happier at
this moment, and I feel like it's because she got
some and so she's thinking in her brain because you know,
she's in this dysfunctional marriage like oh, we're fine, Like
things are okay.
Speaker 2: I think she's on drugs that too. I think she's
some hormone placement therapy or something, because she talks about
that in her book, and I think that she might
be taking the opiates at this time, and she's just
coping in whatever way she possibly can because she's in
a dead end marriage that's going nowhere, and Galveston was
the confirmation of that, get to accept your shit. So
this is never inter change. I'm married to a complete
moron who doesn't love me and doesn't care about me,
So like, I'm either going to stay or I'm gonna go.
And if I'm gonna stay, I'm just gonna accept it,
and I'm gonna do drugs. I'm gonna be in my
bathtub reading about Viking romances and I'm just going to
check out completely from my life and let my other
kids parent my other.
Speaker 3: Kids, and It'll be fine. Everything will great.
Speaker 2: Plan Christine, she's doing what.
Speaker 3: She can to cope with this horrible marriage honestly, because
i mean, can we all imagine what would it be
like to be married to Cody motherfucking Brown? Sounds miserable,
And at the end of this session, Christine tells Cody like,
it's okay if we disagree, like I don't mind that,
just like love me, love me through the disagreement, and
Cody's like, okay, I could do that.
Speaker 2: Inwardly, he's like, no, I'm not gonna never gonna do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Cody cannot love anybody that he disagrees with, even
his own children. And then the last portion of the
episode is everybody gathering at Mary's empty, sad, depressing house.
Speaker 2: It does have a wet bar.
Speaker 3: It has a wet bar, but it has the ugliest,
most dysfunctional furniture I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 2: It's the consignment furniture I know from season two or whatever, and.
Speaker 3: I'm like watching it, I'm like, this is not like
conducive to a giant family. Like nobody can sit on it.
Speaker 2: You have like comfortable at all, not comfortable.
Speaker 3: There's no arm rests, there's no space for anybody, Like
people have to sit on the floor or stand around.
I'm just like, why would you ever pick this furniture?
It doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2: I don't know how anybody. I'm just gonna sound so bougie,
so I'm gonna shut up, Like I just can't like
have a thrift sofa. Like if I know, like other
butter have sat on this sofa, what else have they
done on the sofa? What sort of secretions are in
my sofa? Like I'm not gonna go to my rist
store or azimas or and get these.
Speaker 3: Well they do clean it? What do they?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: How do you clean it?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Bed bugs. Bed bugs are such a
problem around the world, a terrible, terrible problem around the world.
So you're gonna go to a thrift store or a
consignment store. You're going to bring home big pieces of furniture,
likely with a bunch of bed bugs. Oh my god,
that's just a prescription for hell. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: Plus it's ugly.
Speaker 2: You can't just repline on it. You can't get your
book and these glass of wine and just spread out.
I have a great time. No, you're in this fucking
wooden chair. No, it's all curved and stuff. Man.
Speaker 3: And like, how has Mary taking thirst traps on a
couch like that?
Speaker 2: She's in a bath.
Speaker 3: I mean she's in the top, she's.
Speaker 1: In a bed.
Speaker 2: It's uncomfortable there.
Speaker 3: She spread out. I wonder if she ever did send
Kouchie photos to Sam.
Speaker 2: Don't you think we would have seen those?
Speaker 3: I feel like it.
Speaker 2: But that chick who was Sam what's her name? Aking o,
don got to forget her? Ken No, No, Keandra was
the front what's her name? Jackie, Jackie something. Anyway, I
think Jackie would have leaked those. She's got absolutely no
moral character.
Speaker 3: That would be so crazy, right, just Mary, we.
Speaker 2: Would be totally uncensored right now looking at those photos,
looking at those Yeah, God, anyway, Minor and MAJORA, I.
Speaker 3: Can't sorry anyway. So everybody's sitting on Mary's uncomfortable ass
fucking furniture. We're gathered here on the premise of Mary's
got a big announcement. That's what we saw in the
preview for last week, but actually it's for Robin, because
everything is about Robin, and Robin put Mary up to
this because she.
Speaker 2: Was those gar and it's very frightened.
Speaker 3: She was really worried, really really anxious, really anxious to
tell the rest of the family about her pregnancy, so
she wanted everybody to think that it was something about Mary.
And of course Mary is the one that announces it
that Robin's pregnant, and everybody irrupts in joy and excitement,
and every was like, oh my god, that's so amazing.
Robin was so happy for you. And then everybody's talking
about baby names and whether or not it's gonna be
twins or if it's a boy or girl, and Cody's
getting annoyed by his kids, and.
Speaker 2: His other kids are there, and his other wives are there,
and he doesn't want to be around them at all.
Speaker 3: He's like, just shut the fuck up. And it's funny
because Robin is like, no, like, it's good. This is
what we wanted. We wanted everybody to be happy, and
they genuinely do seem to care, and even Hunter cares,
and she was quick to name drop Hunter in particular,
and how he was excited this time.
Speaker 2: So she's like, this pregnancy's gonna.
Speaker 3: Be different, It's gonna be never I'm so excited. And
I'm just like, I couldn't care less. Agreed, I really,
I don't care. Sorry, baby, arie Ella. It's not your
fault that your parents are demons, but I don't care, right,
And then we end the episode with Robin going to
her prenatal appointment, and of course Aurora and Breonna want
to be a part of it, and I don't know,
Aurora gives me the creeps, dude, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Let's just call it out first into laughter slash sobbing
at the drop of a hat. I'm like, you need
to get some emotional regulations. Yeah, maybe she's an EmPATH
like her mom.
Speaker 3: Ew. But she also looks at Cody with like such
googly eyes, and I just don't like it. I think
it's weird. I think it's weird. But anyway, so they
do the ultrasound, they find out it's not twin listen though.
Speaker 2: I mean, I just noticed they were doing the ultrasound
over Robin's spelly that she has stretch marks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she does.
Speaker 2: Well, I mention it because she called out how oh
YDI was such a good husband because he loved his
fat wives, not her, his fat wives and all their
stretch marks. Good points, as if she didn't have stretch marks.
But actually, when she was pregnant, Solomon, I saw the
stretch marks. So you've been having stretch marks, You've been
sat with a bunch of stretch marks. But you're calling
out these other women for stretch marks. You're just awful.
Speaker 3: She's just a mean girl.
Speaker 2: You're just awful.
Speaker 3: She's got to put everybody down to make herself feel better.
Because I guess you won the prize. That is Cody Brown.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, if this is the game she's playing, yeah,
she did win win. I got it all, honey. That's
living in the second McMansion with her little husband next
to the mines or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, inhaling all of that summertime.
Speaker 2: Right, and during the summer, like all the fumes are especially.
Speaker 3: Bad and the dust, yeah, and your valley fever. So
then we have a preview for next week's episode. We
have Mary actually discussing some conflicting emotions that she's been
having since the legal divorce, which will be interesting.
Speaker 2: It's also known as ramping up to leave the family
because she's got her man's her soulmate.
Speaker 3: Exactly, and she's kind of moving on. Then we have
Robin and Cody discussing with the kids again about the court.
Speaker 2: Date for the adoption and the snoring.
Speaker 3: And of course Robin's nervous and I don't give a shit.
We have Christine getting emotional about it. She's like telling
truly about the court date and telling truly about adoption
and she cries, and I think that that's sweet, and
I think Christine means it. It's a shame that Robin
can't see that. And then we have Maddie telling the
parents that she's dating Caleb. Shocker to nobody.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna talk matchit about that though, I'm ready to
get into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to be interesting because they do kind
of bring on Caleb really fast, and then we have
Cody saying at the end of the preview, is the
judge going to see the value in our family?
Speaker 2: Yep? Hoisting up the martyr banner or we go again.
Speaker 3: It's so dumb and the court episode is really such
a nothing burger. Everybody floods in that courtroom and the
judge is like, you have such a great family. Approved,
I gets it.
Speaker 2: That's it, that's all it's going to be. Yeah, and
we knew it.
Speaker 3: Duh.
Speaker 2: Well, I had fun talking about this episode with you. Yeah.
I just really want to get on the locomotive to Catfishville.
I really need to get into Leon hating Mary, Leon
calling out Mary's eyebrows. I need to get into Mary
trying to do her redemption tour and have her weird
catfish friend talk to Leon like. I want to see
all of that so much. I want to get there. Yeah,
me too, because it's going to be so juicy. Right now,
we're in a little bit of a Sahara does her
We're a little dry here, yeah, but we're still having
fun and we hope you are.
Speaker 3: So is there.
Speaker 2: Anything else that we should say to these beautiful raccoons
before we get a board at a here.
Speaker 3: Well, if you love our podcast, do us a favor.
Go to your favorite podcast platform and leave us a
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really appreciate it, So thank you.
Speaker 2: Sidebar. When do we think Sister Wives is going to
come back? Because typically it's in the summertime, because it's
like August September. Usually we get a trailer like late June.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I haven't seen anything yet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I haven't heard anything either. I know that they
were filming. Yeah, there was some chatter about filming. But
do we think it's coming back at the end of
summer or.
Speaker 3: What I'm hoping it comes back in like the end
of August. My thirtieth birthday, Oh my god, she's turning thirty. Everybody,
you're going to be an adult.
Speaker 2: I can celebrate with season one thousand of Sister Wives. Well,
have you guys heard anything? Let us know in the commons,
or you can always write to Beatrice on Instagram. She's
very responsive. Yeah, all right, so we're going to be back. No,
we're not we're not coming back.
Speaker 3: We aren't coming back.
Speaker 2: Are we're not coming back? Welcome to blastviell is over
and done with. It's right, we're done, my god. It's
just sister, why my God?
Speaker 3: And maybe something else we have to talk about it
in the meantime. Are there any shows out there that
we can cover that are worse that are good? I
would do ninety Day Fiance, y'all, but it's a two
hour program. I don't know that.
Speaker 2: I don't got that kind of time. So is there
anything else that's on and popping and just beginning?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Let us let us know. Oh, there
might be a sixteen not sixteen impregnant? What's that?
Speaker 2: Unexpected?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: I think that's airing now?
Speaker 3: Is it going on?
Speaker 2: It is airing now? And honey, it is the most trashy.
Speaker 3: It looks stuff.
Speaker 2: I say stuff on starcasm about it all the time.
But it's well into the season. But the beginning, what
do you guys think? Let us know in the comments. Yes,
so we'll be back next week. I guess to continue
our sister Wife's journey until then, Blues, do not forget
that we have nothing but love for you and light