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Speaker 3: All right, all right, all right, so we're going now.
Speaker 1: We have new rules this week that we need to
tell you about because you know, liberals are constantly changing
the rules and in some.
Speaker 2: Conservatives, oh yeah, there's mostly conservatives. This week are telling
us that there are new things that we're not allowed
to say, what we can and cannot say.
Speaker 3: So what are the rules this week?
Speaker 2: Let's start with Sinead O'Connor, who released a heart wrenching
video on her Facebook page earlier this week which a
lot of people were worried sounded suicidal.
Speaker 3: Here's a little bit of that.
Speaker 4: Yes, I hope this video is somehow helpful.
Speaker 1: So the reaction to us posting that video, well, to
you saying that she was a mess, I said she
was a mess, which I feel like that's an obvious thing.
Speaker 3: You can't say that. You can't say that she's a mess.
I can't say that. So that's one I.
Speaker 1: Can't say that, And we've got comments saying you can't
say that. You can't start saying you can't say she's
a mess. You also can't say yikes, because I.
Speaker 2: Ended the post by saying, Wow, I really hope she
gets the help that she needs.
Speaker 3: Yike, because you get butt hurt if you say that.
Speaker 1: People can't I say yikes now.
Speaker 3: Because it's mean, you're triggering. It's very mean.
Speaker 1: Okay, listen, I have been a mess before. I've not
been suicidal. But I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: I will get up on some Saturday mornings after sleeping
in and look in the mirror.
Speaker 3: I am a mess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's it's not the same as being like
borderline suicidal mess. There's a difference, and I can't that's
a new rule. You can't say that either.
Speaker 3: Just do it.
Speaker 1: Put that in your guidebook, an amendment in the liberal
rule book.
Speaker 3: Okay, what else can't we say?
Speaker 2: Well, we can't talk at all about Malia Obama.
Speaker 1: Oh, so she's just I have to pretend that she
doesn't exist except for when they tell us that she
can or she does. So when she's flopping around like
a fish at some is it la la plas? Okay,
she's flopping around like a fish.
Speaker 3: Seriously, you can't say that though.
Speaker 1: I mean, it happened, but you can't actually act like
it happened or say that it happened. Well, imagine, if
you will, if this were like one of the Bush twins,
or if it were like a Vanka Trump. Can you
imagine Avanka Trump flopping around like a fish.
Speaker 5: Never flop.
Speaker 1: She would like gracefully sashet or something.
Speaker 3: Would never flop.
Speaker 1: She would do sy dough if you will, Probably she
would something, but she would never. But if it happened
to her or Tiffany Trump, or somebody that was a
Trump or had Trump connected to their name in any way,
shape or form, ridicule.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, let's get ready to play who.
Speaker 1: So we came up with some questions to see if
Rob could pick which chick it was in some of
these questions, ooh, I like.
Speaker 2: This game, and there's fourteen questions there are I see
them right in front of me. And if he gets
a pleas ten correct, he is an official Chicks whisperer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if not, he just has to work with us.
Speaker 6: Which isn't a bad deal at all. All right, let's
play question number one. Rob, Are you ready? I'm ready?
Are you sure? Gladiators? Are you ready? Rob Kendall? Are
you ready?
Speaker 7: Question number one, which one of the chicks wasn't show choir.
Speaker 6: Mocker Daisy? You got a fifty to fifty chance here.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with Mock.
Speaker 3: That's correct.
Speaker 6: That is correct. Those two track at home. That is one.
Question number two, which one of the chicks was in
a sorority in college? Yes, she was.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with Daisy.
Speaker 6: That is two points. Question number three, which one of
the chicks was a C H E E R L
E A D E R cheerleader. Okay, I think I
spelled that right.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with that being Mock.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 7: Question number four, which one has four dogs and which
one has two dogs.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with uh Daisy having four and Mock
having two.
Speaker 6: That is that is correct. Bow wow, wow, yippie, yoh,
yippi A. That's three points for Rob Kendall today. All right.
Speaker 7: Question number five for undergrad school, one chick went to
the University of Tennessee. They're volunteers there and one went
to the University of Kansas.
Speaker 6: Rock Chuck Jayhawk. Which is which rob who went to Tennessee?
Who went to Kansas?
Speaker 5: Well, Kansas is closer to Texas, So I'm gonna go
with Daisy going to Kansas.
Speaker 6: That is wrong. That is wrong, nothing else orange.
Speaker 7: Question number six, Which one of the chicks as a
bianic beat?
Speaker 5: Well, I know that one is Daisy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is correct. Okay, stop, because I have I
have like I have to have a coffee.
Speaker 6: Fit and now we're back from box cop fit. Question
number seven.
Speaker 7: Both chicks are in families where they are one of
two sisters.
Speaker 6: Which is an older sister and which one is a
younger sister.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with Daisy being the younger sister.
Speaker 6: That he gets the point.
Speaker 7: Who is Daisy's favorite rock group and who is Mock's
favorite singer?
Speaker 5: Well, Mack's favorite singer is Robbie Williams.
Speaker 6: Everyone in the world knows that. Everybody, even Williams.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go with with a C d C.
Speaker 3: Clubs very close, but it's the Food Fighters.
Speaker 5: But Daisy was so excited that we played big balls today.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 6: Five and a half, So he is half less than halfway.
Speaker 5: There, Okay, more than halfway, more.
Speaker 6: Than more than half way.
Speaker 2: You know, tis the season and you know what, tis
the season four? In addition to like all the normal
tis the season time stuff is happening is avery, thievery, thief.
Speaker 3: Fury and thief, thief and thievery.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah, jerky people doing jerky things with your information.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, And it's really bad right now in social media.
Like I notice on Facebook, I get friend requests from
people I'm already friends.
Speaker 3: With all the timew this is the thing.
Speaker 2: This is what the thieves are picking on. This is
what they're using to get people's identity and stealing it.
And this is the time, man, like you have to
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Speaker 3: Pier with our new producer Kyle Wells. Tw Hello there
all right, el.
Speaker 2: And he's single looking for a wife, and so we're
gonna help hook him up.
Speaker 1: So instead of using Tinder, which is completely skank. To
help them find a girlfriend or a wife, We've decided
to ask him a few questions and.
Speaker 3: Use our resources to do so.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's called hashtag find Kyle a chick.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay. First question, do you have a preference
in age?
Speaker 7: Well, I would like to think that I do. I'm
looking for a woman that is twenty five and older.
When I say older, the cutoff would probably be around
thirty three, and you are.
Speaker 6: I'll be thirty next month.
Speaker 3: All right, all right? Next question, what about hair color?
Do you have like a type?
Speaker 7: I kind of do, but I'm definitely open to all
hair colors. The older I'm getting, But I love blondes. Okay, blondes,
but I won't rule that out if you're not a blonde.
Speaker 3: Redheads and brunette.
Speaker 6: Okay, you got a chance leads.
Speaker 3: Right, all right?
Speaker 1: So what are the three most important personality characteristics that
you're looking for in a woman?
Speaker 7: Kindness is definitely number one.
Speaker 6: I like a girl who's nice.
Speaker 7: That definitely makes the relationship amazing. So definitely, kindness is
one sense of humor, because with sense of humor you
get everything.
Speaker 6: And I love to laugh as you too. Happy I
realized and positivity.
Speaker 7: If you're positive, then that comes with ambition and drive
and your your goal oriented.
Speaker 6: So if you're positive, we're gonna get along with you.
Speaker 3: Pretty good thing, that's right, Okay. Next question, Do you
like kids and do you like pets? Very important?
Speaker 6: I do. I love both.
Speaker 7: I'm not I don't have any kids, but I'm not
ruling that out, so I can be a stand in
dad if you do have kids, So just right off
the bat, and I love pets.
Speaker 6: I do have a little long hair Chihuahua. I know
a guy like me has a long hair chihaa.
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 6: His name is.
Speaker 1: Jasper, Jasper the long haired Chihuahua, everybody, and.
Speaker 6: He's named after the vampire in Twilight.
Speaker 3: Oh no, okay.
Speaker 2: I noticed that there was a video posted of a
guy and I need to like highlight and focus on
the fact that it was a guy who was crying
hysterically because he wasn't allowed into a women's restroom in
Las Vegas.
Speaker 3: Here's a little piece of that.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, being denied the fact that here's the women's bathroom.
Speaker 3: You don't though, oh se at each other whatsoever?
Speaker 6: Don't even worry about them down.
Speaker 1: In Vegas, and that reminded me of this dude who
lived in Florida and he got pulled over in the
cop gave him a ticket and said that he was
a male.
Speaker 2: Which she kind of looks, I mean, can you see
that it's a male.
Speaker 1: Okay, So he's mad at the cop now because he
called him a male and he, in fact, he identifies
as a female and that's what he has on his
drivers Yeah, like that's the gender that he chose. But
the cop messed up and called him a mail or
whatever in the citation, and so now the cop is
in trouble.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: There was the other story that was actually on our
website about the basically a bearded lady.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this chick is a bearded lady who wants to
raise they's kids.
Speaker 2: As genderless people. And that's the problem here. If you're
going to be trans, that's fine. If you and identify
as of the you know, the sex that you're not, that's.
Speaker 1: Cool, but at least make an effort commit. It's like
commit to one or the other. It's kind of like
the bearded lady. It's like the bearded lady. It's it's
like back in the old days. But even I don't
even they may even have him now as circuses, they
have bearded ladies as like part of the free show.
It's a part of the show, not saying it's right
or wrong, but they have them. You should probably commit
to something. I think it's good to commit to something.
If you're a woman, you probably shouldn't have a beard. Okay,
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Speaker 3: There's been new footage of Kim Kardashan, Oh God, the
one God is talking.
Speaker 2: For the bell walk down that way.
Speaker 6: Oh, we.
Speaker 1: Have one degree of us walking out of the house
where they are Holly.
Speaker 9: I don't get it, Like I literally don't look like this.
Speaker 3: My God, I don't get it. I like literally don't
even look like that. I don't even look like that.
So they find out that they've been Okay, that's gone, okay,
stop it.
Speaker 1: So you remember the butt pictures that came out about
Kim Kardashian. I remember, and there was all kinds of bumps,
which I don't even understand how those can come out
because there's so much scrutiny and what they allow out
into the public, because we never see pictures of the
Kardashian Well, they don't like They're a very private family,
extremely private, and they don't like scrutiny.
Speaker 3: They don't like to be looked at.
Speaker 1: So you can imagine their horror at being discovered walking
down a beam and they're practically like the royal family.
They don't like attention at all. They were mortified by
the pictures of Kim's giant ass. It's like this bulbous
thing and it was bumpy and so her problem was
that it was bumpy and photographers captured it. In Tyler,
it's like they captured it and it's a natural estate.
Speaker 6: She's all, I literally do.
Speaker 3: Not like any I like that.
Speaker 1: But then when they interview her for the show, she
says this, it's like.
Speaker 9: Just the scrutiny that we get all the time. We
try to avoid that. So I thought, Okay, I'm going
on like a private vacation, not posting. I'm doing all
the steps to try to be as private and discreet
as possible.
Speaker 1: Wait and then here's wait, here's cording. My brain is
so empty. I can't remember when Michelle Obama said this.
Speaker 7: No, our motto is when they go low, we go high.
Speaker 2: Let's see how that worked out.
Speaker 1: Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up
the White House.
Speaker 6: He's a punk, he's a dog, he's a pig.
Speaker 8: He's a con, a bullshit artist, a mutt who doesn't
know what he's talking about, doesn't do his homework, doesn't care.
Speaker 3: Oh, bless your heart, this is the first I'm hearing
of that.
Speaker 8: Get out thinks he's gaming society, doesn't pay his taxes,
He's an idiot. Colin Powell said it best. He's a
national disaster. He's an embarrassment to this country. It makes
me so angry.
Speaker 4: I'm not as nasty as a man who looks like
he bathes in Chito dust, A man whose words are
a deaths tracked to America Electoral College sanctioned hate speech,
contaminating this national anthem.
Speaker 2: Good job, Thanks for watching. We'll be back January sixth,
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