Speaker 1: Mac. Have you ever just been going about your day
Speaker 1: and you reach into your pocket and pull out screws
Speaker 1: that you know belong somewhere okay, but definitely not in
Speaker 1: your pocket.
Speaker 2: So nothing is more alarming than when you finish a
Speaker 2: project and there's several screws left over and you're like,
Speaker 2: I know they're going to leave me a couple spares,
Speaker 2: but not seventeen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I'm not quite building.
Speaker 2: Or hanging too many things these days, however, you with
Speaker 2: a small child, Yes, I'm sure of doing a lot
Speaker 2: of that. So no, I can't say that I find
Speaker 2: screws am I pocket that often?
Speaker 1: Yes, I have been recently selling some things on Facebook Marketplace,
Speaker 1: so I have to take furniture apart. I've been building newer,
Speaker 1: smaller furniture, and I was very concerned saying, uh oh,
Speaker 1: I feel like someone either did not get the proper
Speaker 1: screws that go with their shelves or I didn't build
Speaker 1: my shelves properly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it could be one or the other. I have
Speaker 2: bought in furniture before off Craigslist. Actually, my bedroom set
Speaker 2: is a beautifully restored wooden that I get. I think
Speaker 2: a woman that just does that on the side, and
Speaker 2: I've had never placed some hardware on it a couple
Speaker 2: of times. But you just go to the Homa Deep
Speaker 2: and they got some of your stuff Deep, the nice
Speaker 2: Italian store down the street there.
Speaker 1: So if you're the person that bought the shelf for
Speaker 1: me and it's missing parts, it's missing hardware. Sorry. Do
Speaker 1: you get bad reviews on Facebook marketplace?
Speaker 3: I'm sure you get like a star rating.
Speaker 1: I don't like that one bit.
Speaker 3: What you're gonna lose a star for every screw missing?
Speaker 1: Oh? Oh?
Speaker 3: One? Good? Three?
Speaker 1: Yeah, chop three. King of Queen MARYL.
Speaker 3: Street, Enterta go and I'm mad.
Speaker 1: And the humans are dead. Humans are dead yet today.
Speaker 2: In light of Transformers one crushing it via reviews reviews, yes,
Speaker 2: it's doing pretty well with the money too, okay, And
Speaker 2: then in light of the Wild Robot also hitting theaters
Speaker 2: this weekend, which is getting extremely extremely high reviews, go
Speaker 2: and I said, well, stock.
Speaker 1: Robots, we said, robots are so hot right now, we
Speaker 1: have to jump on the robot bandwagon right now and
Speaker 1: do one of our classic Mac and Goo drafts.
Speaker 2: We got to beat the rest of the podcast world
Speaker 2: to the punch. Best Media Robots, Best Robots, and media
Speaker 2: best robots and TV and film, whatever you want to.
Speaker 1: Call it cultures. Uh, if one of us wants to
Speaker 1: use literature a book of.
Speaker 3: Five, fine, well, I mean neither of us know books.
Speaker 1: That I was. I don't have any. I don't have any,
Speaker 1: all right, So that's out of the way really early.
Speaker 1: But Mac, before I hit the themes on, let me
Speaker 1: ask you this, Yeah, did you jot down what the
Speaker 1: rules are?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I got some parameters. Yeah, for this MAC and Goo draft.
Speaker 2: So we will be drafting ten apiece. That's twenty total
Speaker 2: the parameters at least from what Good and I texted earlier,
Speaker 2: which these are still a little unclear. Droids are AOK,
Speaker 2: so like Star Wars droids, those count Those are robits. However,
Speaker 2: synthazoids like Bishop from Alien or Data from Star Trek
Speaker 2: or Vision from Marvel and pretty much anywhere from Blade Runner,
Speaker 2: those are no good. They can't really be like a humanoid.
Speaker 2: They can't appair as humor as like a human. Oh no,
Speaker 2: so like T eight hundreds out, No.
Speaker 1: I don't have any fucking robots.
Speaker 2: Then Eva from X Machina out. So those are all
Speaker 2: in this under the same thing.
Speaker 1: Well, what if at won point say their skin falls off.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, oh no you can't. You can't
Speaker 2: draft the t eight hundred or one thousand goose. So
Speaker 2: I hope you have twenty No RoboCop either, because if
Speaker 2: you have, if you lived life as a human at
Speaker 2: some point, you're out. If you got human memories, you're out.
Speaker 2: So RoboCop see you, no no chance. There no zords
Speaker 2: or zord type things where humans are controlling you. Otherwise
Speaker 2: you're not really a rob but you're a toy.
Speaker 1: I would say, more like a vehicle.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sure, that works too. And that also rules out awesome
Speaker 2: O from South Park.
Speaker 3: That's that. That one doesn't count.
Speaker 2: And then, of course we have to answer the Transformers conundrum,
Speaker 2: the great Transformers conundrum that ruins all these robic podcasts.
Speaker 2: GOO and I said, yes, thumbs up. They're obviously aliens,
Speaker 2: but they are also robots. They could be both, they
Speaker 2: could be the same. That'll work for us, But we
Speaker 2: did make a stipulation no more than two transformers, otherwise
Speaker 2: we'll just have a team of transformers.
Speaker 1: I am in a real stack situation. Okay, okay, so
Speaker 1: I guess I'll just list off some of the robots
Speaker 1: that are not allowed to draft. Okay, sure, So my
Speaker 1: number one pick was going to be the Buffy Bot
Speaker 1: from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. It was a robot created
Speaker 1: by Spike. It's a sex bot that is programmed and
Speaker 1: is eventually used as a decoy for Buffy.
Speaker 3: Were you not privted the conversation between you and I earlier.
Speaker 1: I thought it was as long as it's more than
Speaker 1: fifty percent robot, we're all set. This is a robot,
Speaker 1: it says here Buffy bought.
Speaker 2: They can't be cause playing as a human. It's just
Speaker 2: if you want to fuck it, we can't draft it, basically.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I guess I also can't take the fembots
Speaker 1: from Austin Powers.
Speaker 2: Those are out machine gun jubblies. My man, I know,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you. This is this is the this is
Speaker 2: sort of the rule that you came up with. Don't
Speaker 2: play me.
Speaker 1: I can't take. Well, actually, there's a lot of things
Speaker 1: I can take that's not bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's still a lot of stuff there.
Speaker 1: Now TA hundred, no T one thousand out out.
Speaker 2: No Terminatrix, the hot female Terminator.
Speaker 1: All right, I guess this isn't okay. I can play along.
Speaker 1: I just got rid of One of my categories was
Speaker 1: sexy robots, and I lost a lot of my sexy robots, I.
Speaker 2: Hear you, and that's gonna play to a certain crowd. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: those tuning in for sex robots, you're not gonna have
Speaker 2: a good experience today.
Speaker 4: And now time for what come on and waiting for
Speaker 4: the Yeah, right now, when the streets are paid with gold,
Speaker 4: we don't want no deadhoofers. Only ducky shine crackers, how
Speaker 4: funny duddy may do, but no gobbledy cook. Only the
Speaker 4: best of the best will be taken in the draft.
Speaker 4: But not just any old draft. It's the macking oo draft.
Speaker 1: But mac, let's say the scenario here why we are
Speaker 1: drafting these robots is all right, we are both at
Speaker 1: the top of our castles, sure, and we need to
Speaker 1: take these robots to protect, attack and possibly a muse.
Speaker 1: So let me get the stress.
Speaker 3: When you hear robots, Yeah you think medieval castles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're doing a fucking ten robot army that will
Speaker 1: serve a purpose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, protected serve I don't know, maybe make some fans.
Speaker 2: You decide what your team is built for. Now the
Speaker 2: bigger question is here, do you want the number one pick?
Speaker 2: Or do you want number two? Or should we flip
Speaker 2: for it?
Speaker 1: Now that the Buffy bought is out? I don't really care.
Speaker 2: I don't particularly care either. Do you want me to
Speaker 2: do a little flipping thing?
Speaker 1: Flip a coin?
Speaker 3: Oh? Coin? I don't know if I have a coin that's.
Speaker 1: Pocket full of nickels.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go on to an online random generator here,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go coin coin flip dot com. Is that
Speaker 3: a thing?
Speaker 1: One minute fifty seven seconds later.
Speaker 2: Pick a number between one one in one hundred and
Speaker 2: if the random number is over it, you win. If
Speaker 2: the random if.
Speaker 3: You go over the number, I win forty two. It's
Speaker 3: ninety six, so you win.
Speaker 1: Okay, I will pick first?
Speaker 2: All right, cats first pick, I get second and third,
Speaker 2: and there you go. That's how it serpentine draft works.
Speaker 1: I think this might be the number one overall pick.
Speaker 1: I believe that this is a robit that can be
Speaker 1: your friend and also that can defend you and attack
Speaker 1: if they need to. And that is the Iron Giant.
Speaker 1: The Iron Giant is a fifty foot tall autonomous metal
Speaker 1: man from another world that crash landed on Earth before
Speaker 1: becoming friends with a young boy named Hogworth. He is pleasant,
Speaker 1: he is inquisitive, and he is a very nice demeanor gool.
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. That was number one on my
Speaker 2: board as well. I think he's the most unique Robit
Speaker 2: of all the ones you could draft from here, and
Speaker 2: to your point, very versatile. There might be lesser versions
Speaker 2: of this, but I feel like he's the a one
Speaker 2: if you're making. I think there might be a couple
Speaker 2: other in that top tier. But I also had the
Speaker 2: Iron Giant as the top selections.
Speaker 1: Are you upset that I took No?
Speaker 2: I figured that you would go that route. I didn't
Speaker 2: doubt that you would take that, all right, So in
Speaker 2: lieu of not getting the Iron Giant, I feel like
Speaker 2: you have to tech take the other one that can
Speaker 2: help you and also be your friend and probably no
Speaker 2: definitely more popular, but a little bit cheating. I gotta
Speaker 2: take Optimist Prime. He's the maybe the coolest looking one.
Speaker 2: You get a transformer, he gets two forms.
Speaker 1: Huh, so if you have to move, he can help
Speaker 1: you with his truck version.
Speaker 2: If I would say, if there was one detraction about
Speaker 2: the Iron Giant not a great leader, not a great leader.
Speaker 3: Optimist Prime better leader.
Speaker 2: So if you look for squad leader here, optimist prime
Speaker 2: better give me op with my number one, pick number two.
Speaker 2: I feel like I gotta take him because I don't
Speaker 2: think he gets back to me.
Speaker 3: The best Star Wars droid we've ever seen. I'm taking
Speaker 3: K two s O here.
Speaker 2: He's witty, he's feisty, he's absoutly strongest fuck not maybe
Speaker 2: the tallest rode bit on the list, the girthiest robot
Speaker 2: on the list. But I feel like he's pretty versatile
Speaker 2: and he'll work well.
Speaker 3: With the squad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there is no other Star Wars droid that really
Speaker 1: makes me want to take them now, Like there are
Speaker 1: some other ones that are pretty good, but K two
Speaker 1: s so sassy, and he is competent. He knows what
Speaker 1: he's doing. He can join the battle and he can
Speaker 1: just do it in a very smooth way.
Speaker 2: Your list has to have a Star Wars droid at
Speaker 2: some point. Yeah, we're not taking that bitch, as three.
Speaker 1: Three po is nowhere enormously.
Speaker 3: R two's on the board.
Speaker 2: But if you're as cool as he is, he can't
Speaker 2: do that many things, so taking him too high is
Speaker 2: a no go.
Speaker 3: So I went K two.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I'm gonna go from maybe getting the friendliest
Speaker 1: robot possible to now getting a real dickhead, and that
Speaker 1: is Bender from Futurama.
Speaker 3: Oh all right, yeah, just one one of that.
Speaker 2: I'll push my buttons, you know, I want to make
Speaker 2: me really bite my thumb.
Speaker 1: What if Bender is the one that storms the castle
Speaker 1: or we at least get him up. He's in a
Speaker 1: really isn't a rash?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Really annoy the shit out of me?
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: So we're doing a battle of open mic nights between
Speaker 2: our units.
Speaker 3: You might win that. Although Kate two not bad not
Speaker 3: bad at.
Speaker 1: Bender was also created to bend metal. I feel like
Speaker 1: all of your robits.
Speaker 3: Metal all right, yeah, true, at least so far.
Speaker 1: I'd say he is.
Speaker 2: The smallest robit taken so far though, so really might
Speaker 2: get his ass kicked.
Speaker 1: Okay, So I think I just found a loophole, and
Speaker 1: you telling me that I can't get sexy robots.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: The last sexy robot that I have on the board
Speaker 1: for myself is Rosie from the Jetsons, and you can
Speaker 1: have her.
Speaker 3: Yep. I like that. It's a good selection.
Speaker 1: Rosie is the maid or the housekeeper of the Jetsons family.
Speaker 1: She is an older model XB five hundred, but she
Speaker 1: was all that Jane could afford.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and to me, you need a row And some
Speaker 2: of these robits will do everything you say. Some of
Speaker 2: them are like anarchy or may not obey. Maybe you
Speaker 2: don't have the Jim badge required to get the roebit
Speaker 2: to to listen to you.
Speaker 3: But Rosie Rose is gonna do whatever you wanted to do.
Speaker 3: She's your mate.
Speaker 1: You know, as long as I'm not mister j I'm fine.
Speaker 2: You know, in the Army there's people that work on
Speaker 2: water supply. Maybe that's what she's doing for your squad there.
Speaker 2: You know, it's it's a it's an iconic pick. I
Speaker 2: like my team, all right, So I you left my
Speaker 2: number four on the board here, goose, So I'm gonna
Speaker 2: go ahead and take bay Maax from Big Hero six,
Speaker 2: this big fluffy, lovable fella with an awesome little mech
Speaker 2: suit ironman style type of suit here. And you know
Speaker 2: I missed out on the Iron Giant for being real
Speaker 2: comfaning friend type. Bay Max might be.
Speaker 3: Able to fill that role for my squad here.
Speaker 2: And now I'm not so sure what to take next
Speaker 2: because there's a lot.
Speaker 3: Of maybe I go Megatron, but I already get Optimus Prime.
Speaker 1: You can't put those two guys on on your team.
Speaker 3: I don't need in.
Speaker 2: Fighting, at least not off the jump here. So you
Speaker 2: know what I'm gonna do here, gooz take my my
Speaker 2: biggest sleeper pick at the at the top of the
Speaker 2: fourth round. Here the House from Smart House.
Speaker 1: My next pick is. I said to myself, Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be stuck in a castle, might as well make
Speaker 1: it a smart castle. And look it takes on the
Speaker 1: form of an overbearing mother. But uh, you need people
Speaker 1: to fill roles, like you just said.
Speaker 3: Yeah and honestly downright terrifying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the House from Smart House could scare all of
Speaker 2: these things we're drafting right now. So I love that
Speaker 2: Katie Sagal of course forcing voicing the the AI there.
Speaker 2: But the House from Smart House, what a what a pick.
Speaker 1: One an amazing pick. That was my next pick, the
Speaker 1: one that I was gonna take right after that is
Speaker 1: once again, we're gonna need people to fill roles. And
Speaker 1: I think that Kits from Night Rider could fill the
Speaker 1: role of driving me around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know he is a vehicle, so he's
Speaker 2: a bit limited, but he can do it. You don't
Speaker 2: need someone driving him in order for him to drive,
Speaker 2: so it's a it's a solid pick. He's like, there's
Speaker 2: a whole generation that grew up on that robit, So
Speaker 2: I don't mind.
Speaker 1: That gul And then wow, that really threw me off.
Speaker 1: I do need a good fighter, and while he's not
Speaker 1: the most powerful of the autobots, he makes up for
Speaker 1: it with his bottomless stick tuitiveness and bravery and determination. Sure,
Speaker 1: and that is bumblebeeh.
Speaker 3: All right, yep.
Speaker 2: So I was considering pairing him with Ophamus Prime, so
Speaker 2: he kind of stole that one too combo for me.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a solid selection right there. You know,
Speaker 2: he's not to your point, he's not the biggest out there,
Speaker 2: but he's got the most heart out of any of
Speaker 2: these robots. If any of these robits were to have
Speaker 2: a heart, it would be Bud.
Speaker 1: Team USA could have had Jalen Brown, but they said no,
Speaker 1: we want Derek White.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there you go. You just got your trek wit.
Speaker 1: It's all about spacing, yeah for sure.
Speaker 3: One hundred.
Speaker 2: I don't know if this one counts. I think it
Speaker 2: does because of the way they frame it. Can I
Speaker 2: take mecha Godzilla.
Speaker 3: Fuck.
Speaker 1: Okay, so this is a tough one because I know
Speaker 1: that and I have momy list. I'm gonna let you
Speaker 1: have Meca Godzilla. But it is made with the skull
Speaker 1: of Godora.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so so it's Goodora's like brain, Yeah, essentially operating
Speaker 2: mecha Godzilla. So it's a bit of a gray area,
Speaker 2: but it's not humans controlling, right, So I felt like
Speaker 2: that was okay.
Speaker 1: So what we'll say is that if the people out
Speaker 1: there don't agree with your pick, just don't vote for mac.
Speaker 1: He cheated, but Goo allowed it.
Speaker 3: I asked no, I.
Speaker 1: Did not allow it. If anything said, don't do it.
Speaker 2: You know A good point with taking your your your
Speaker 2: sort of dust of bedoy, a dirt dog there with bumblebee.
Speaker 2: I feel like I need a worker bot here, one
Speaker 2: that will work maybe for thousands of hours and years
Speaker 2: on end on end.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take Wally here, Oh Wally Bally.
Speaker 2: Maybe a little bit of a sympathetic vote isn't gonna
Speaker 2: be huge in a battle, but he'll do the little
Speaker 2: things there, little things that maybe the big guys that
Speaker 2: opt this prime ain't gonna do.
Speaker 3: They're not gonna sink down to that level. So give
Speaker 3: me Wally here.
Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna take a I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: a good leader, but I'm not a good strategist. So
Speaker 1: what I'm gonna do is take the leader of my army,
Speaker 1: and that is Ultron, the ultimate Strategist.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I consider taking him there, but I don't know.
Speaker 3: He's he's kind of a really bad guy.
Speaker 1: Might turn against me and kill me.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe he purposely lampoons your team and maybe might
Speaker 2: as well. But then he's just gonna take you over.
Speaker 2: So he's gonna kill you possibly.
Speaker 1: Like what if he beats you first and then kills me,
Speaker 1: I still win, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That that's sort of a murder suicide situation. No one
Speaker 2: really wins there.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I would have the victory for at least
Speaker 1: a couple of minutes before he takes me out.
Speaker 3: I guess, so you could you could say that.
Speaker 1: All right, I will now take maybe the most iconic
Speaker 1: robot of the eighties. I wanted a sports car, but
Speaker 1: you got me a walking trash can. Of course, it
Speaker 1: is Polly and Rocky four. Give me the robot from
Speaker 1: Rocky four that you are able to change from a
Speaker 1: man to a lady, all right, you gotta be honest.
Speaker 2: Was not on my list. Wasn't on my list. So
Speaker 2: you threw a dart and you hit a bullseye. I
Speaker 2: guess I got nothing to say about that.
Speaker 1: Happy birthday, Polly.
Speaker 3: Son your squad. You learned that one.
Speaker 1: Polly had sex with that robot, right, I.
Speaker 3: Mean, there's no doubt about it. And what else is
Speaker 3: that old fuck doing?
Speaker 1: Are you a pleasure robot?
Speaker 3: So it's to me now right? You took back to back.
Speaker 1: There, two, three, four, five, six, seven rounds so.
Speaker 3: Far, and you just went back to back.
Speaker 2: I just went back to back, so seven and eight
Speaker 2: for me, here, this is who I thought you were
Speaker 2: setting up here, maybe the most iconic robit of the eighties.
Speaker 2: Johnny five, Yeah, and not for nothing, became a character
Speaker 2: and Super Smash Brothers Brawl had some pretty cool laser eyes.
Speaker 2: So he's he's capable in a battle. He's got some hijinks.
Speaker 2: If you look at for some hijinks, you know they
Speaker 2: talk about it and always sudden your your group needs
Speaker 2: a wild card. Here's my wild card pick right there.
Speaker 2: So give me Johnny five and then I'm gonna take
Speaker 2: I don't know if I get a whole batch of them.
Speaker 3: Or just one.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna take the sentinel from X Men. Give me
Speaker 2: the x Men sentinels here, or just one. They're they're capable,
Speaker 2: they're you gotta tell them what to do, but at
Speaker 2: least they'll go do it.
Speaker 1: It's like a faceless warrior bot. It does evolve. I
Speaker 1: will give you that. So I like the idea. So
Speaker 1: are we allowed to say if we take something like that,
Speaker 1: we can have a couple of them.
Speaker 2: I just want one. I think, well, it doesn't take
Speaker 2: up a slot though.
Speaker 1: Right, it's one slot?
Speaker 3: Yeah? All right, say I get like three sentinels, yeah something?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, fair, okay, So I guess what I
Speaker 1: will do. I will take my droid and like K
Speaker 1: two s O is my favorite, but the best, yeah
Speaker 1: you know it, the one that has done the most
Speaker 1: in Star Wars history is R two D two. I
Speaker 1: will take R two D two.
Speaker 3: Yep, good pick iconic.
Speaker 2: There are gonna be people out there that are pissed
Speaker 2: that he didn't go until the eighth round.
Speaker 3: But listen, if.
Speaker 2: You're talking about powerful robits, he's not at the top,
Speaker 2: but he is useful. He thinks outside the box and
Speaker 2: you can get him to kind of slither into areas
Speaker 2: that maybe other robots can't.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see here, what do we have going on?
Speaker 1: I would like another droid and this is almost like
Speaker 1: a K two s O light sure, and it's IG
Speaker 1: eleven the droid, the nurse droid. Say, if I have
Speaker 1: my four year old son in my castle, this is
Speaker 1: a good little pick here voice by Taikawatiti in the
Speaker 1: Mandalorian season one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so even if maybe if he's not in battle mode,
Speaker 2: you can at least have him to take care of
Speaker 2: your son while you're leading your robots into battle. Or
Speaker 2: if he is in battle mode, he's pretty lethal. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's not a bad select.
Speaker 1: He's willing to just explode. He's like, he's why what
Speaker 1: is the there is a Kamakazi.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he'll do He'll do whatever it takes for for
Speaker 3: the Goose squads. So that's not bad.
Speaker 2: It was was that leave you with nine? So mister,
Speaker 2: this sets up perfectly. So I'm gonna say, take my
Speaker 2: second Transformer here. Uh it's it's from the Beast Wars
Speaker 2: era of Transformer Optimist Primal, the Gorilla version eighth version.
Speaker 2: I guess of Optimist Prime, Optimist, Prime's cousin, son, grandfather.
Speaker 2: I don't know they're in the Prime lineage.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 2: He just looks super cool as a gorilla or in
Speaker 2: robot form. So I'll give me primal uh, and then
Speaker 2: the close out here go. I think it counts because
Speaker 2: it was on infomercials and it's been in television shows.
Speaker 2: Give me the rumba with my last pick, the rumba
Speaker 2: like the vacuum the vacuum robot. I gotta clean up
Speaker 2: the battlefield after I kill all your robits.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I have a shark, and I'll tell you
Speaker 1: right now, those things are the absolute balls.
Speaker 3: It's clean up.
Speaker 1: You have just won the whole draft by taking a
Speaker 1: vacuum cleaner.
Speaker 2: And if are there are attachments, maybe I go a
Speaker 2: little officer goofy style there.
Speaker 3: Who knows?
Speaker 1: We said no sex robots matc FU. All right, So
Speaker 1: with my last pick, I'm between a couple here. I
Speaker 1: do I like the idea that you have of having
Speaker 1: a couple sentinels, So like I would take a couple
Speaker 1: of foot soldiers. Maybe they were turned into robots in
Speaker 1: nineteen eighty seven, because it's not violent to kill robots. Apparently,
Speaker 1: I already have my droids. I think I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: with Mecha Streisand And this is the robic created by
Speaker 1: south Park. And the only way for you to destroy
Speaker 1: Mecha Striiesand is to have a giant Robert Smith.
Speaker 2: I don't recall what the what it was. Actually, Yeah,
Speaker 2: this is a solid pick.
Speaker 1: Go.
Speaker 3: I like this. This is a one off the beaten
Speaker 3: path here for sure.
Speaker 1: Robert Smith. Yes, you need to have a an equally
Speaker 1: sized Robert Smith who turns into a moth. I believe.
Speaker 2: So the final picture both squads or Barber Streisand and Me. Well,
Speaker 2: you can have Barbara if you'd like as well. All right,
Speaker 2: so let's do a little list of honorables here. The
Speaker 2: ones biggest snub for sure is Megatron, but it has
Speaker 2: some of that Ultron vibe, so if you put Ultron
Speaker 2: and Megatron together, they were for sure going to revolt again.
Speaker 1: I like Ultron's mind more.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I hear you on that, but that's that's probably
Speaker 2: the largest snub. A little surprised that you didn't take
Speaker 2: Eva once I took Wally because I didn't want to
Speaker 2: look in one more futuristic, looking a little more capable,
Speaker 2: also Starscream Solid Transformer.
Speaker 3: I considered Sonny the robot from Eyerbit.
Speaker 2: That's that's a pretty good one, nearly indestructible and thinks
Speaker 2: for his own as well. And then you had some
Speaker 2: classic ones go like B nine from Lost in Space
Speaker 2: obviously one of the more iconic ones. I considered in
Speaker 2: the in the mold of Mecha streichand just a bit smaller.
Speaker 2: Dot Matrix from Spaceball.
Speaker 1: Major was another one. That was one when you didn't
Speaker 1: get K two s so similar sassiness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, could definitely, could definitely sass someone out.
Speaker 1: Also, mister Irrelevant was almost the intergalactic robots from the
Speaker 1: Beastie Boys music video.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right, yeah, what do you get a handful of? Though?
Speaker 3: How many were are there? And then in that video.
Speaker 1: Mmm a couple?
Speaker 3: Yeah good enough.
Speaker 1: I also for my droid, I didn't want to have
Speaker 1: two R two D two's and BB eight is just
Speaker 1: the worst version. He's just a soccer ball. It was
Speaker 1: a little bit quicker, I will say that, but.
Speaker 2: I feel like one Boot from K two s O though,
Speaker 2: and BB's out, he's he's toast.
Speaker 1: I'll also say this for you telling me that I
Speaker 1: can't get my sex robots. I did a pretty good job.
Speaker 2: So at least if you're gonna lose the battle, at
Speaker 2: least you'll you'll have a good night ahead of you.
Speaker 3: Or good night before. One last I got my last
Speaker 3: team dinner roses got these.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 2: One I was gonna consider to take if I couldn't
Speaker 2: get the House or Smart House or the Rumba was
Speaker 2: the Mars Rover Curiosity.
Speaker 3: But I think it's you people are controlling it. I'm
Speaker 3: pretty sure. I don't know enough about it, but I
Speaker 3: considered it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then the other one that was a classic
Speaker 1: is a hal nine thousand from Space stascy.
Speaker 3: A Space Odyssey.
Speaker 2: And then you had uh Robbie the robot from Forbidded
Speaker 2: Planet that ended up in a bunch of other film
Speaker 2: and television things as homages as well.
Speaker 1: But now the robot from Friends Mac from Mac and
Speaker 1: No I'm sorry, Joey played Mac right, and then Cheese
Speaker 1: was the robot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right on it. You're you're the resident Friends expert.
Speaker 1: All right, Mac. My robot team, the team that'll destroy
Speaker 1: you with their friendship and hilarity is the Iron Giant
Speaker 1: Bender from Futurama. Rosie from the Jetsons, Kit from Night Rider,
Speaker 1: Bumblebee from Transformers, Ultron from the MCU, the robot from
Speaker 1: Rocky four R two D two I G eleven and
Speaker 1: Mecha streisand.
Speaker 2: And my my squad is Optimist Prime K two Soo
Speaker 2: Baymax from Big Hero six, the House from Smart House, Mecca, Godzilla,
Speaker 2: Wally Johnny five, A Sentinel or maybe two from X Men,
Speaker 2: Optimist Primal, and of course the Rumba to clean up
Speaker 2: all of Goo's broken parts.
Speaker 1: So head over to social media right now. Tell us
Speaker 1: who you think won this robit draft? Are there any
Speaker 1: that we forgot about? Who was over drafted? And what
Speaker 1: would you do with a robot?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Tell us what robot you would like to spend
Speaker 3: the most time? You did? Ask to your credit about
Speaker 3: weird science. What's her name? Lisa?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kelly LeBrock.
Speaker 2: So if we had allowed that, we would have just
Speaker 2: drafted all the hottest robits, which you kind of did anyways.
Speaker 1: I mean Lisa's more of a Frankenstein though, if you
Speaker 1: ask me, Yeah, but.
Speaker 3: I mean if you could touch skin, it's all one
Speaker 3: in this.
Speaker 1: I will say this though, is that when I was
Speaker 1: going down the rabbit hole of the buffy Bot. I
Speaker 1: was like, what is this fucking storyline?
Speaker 2: So you were gonna have Lisa buffy Bot and Fembot's
Speaker 2: right off the root.
Speaker 1: Verse three picks. I would have done three in a row,
Speaker 1: machine gun jump, lease, let's get it Manason maxac could
Speaker 1: be anything. It could be a boat. And this week, Mac,
Speaker 1: you see the news, you hear about this. A juro
Speaker 1: spider was spotted on Newberry Street and I'm sorry to
Speaker 1: Boston's Beacon Hill in this past week in Massachusetts. This
Speaker 1: is a giant, venomous arachnid. The guro spider is recognizable
Speaker 1: for its vibrant yellow colors and legs that can grow
Speaker 1: up to four inches long. They fly by releasing silk
Speaker 1: threads into the air that allow them to parachute into
Speaker 1: the wind. The jurros are an invasive species that were
Speaker 1: spotted in Georgia in twenty fourteen and have rapidly spread
Speaker 1: along the South. The venomous weak, so when bites do occur,
Speaker 1: they're less painful than a bee sting and only produce
Speaker 1: localized pain. The redness dissipates quickly without intervention.
Speaker 3: So two things.
Speaker 2: In general, spiders are your friends. They're gonna eat all
Speaker 2: the other insects take care of that. But on a
Speaker 2: more micro level, a personal level, no one loves spiders,
Speaker 2: not creepy looking. For me, it's like a size thing.
Speaker 2: So the smaller the spider is, the less I am turned.
Speaker 1: The smaller the spider, the tastier the feast.
Speaker 2: Like I'm not, spiders don't really scare me. I've been
Speaker 2: in plenty of basements, run into plenty of spider webs.
Speaker 1: However, I've crawled around, crawled around plenty of basements.
Speaker 2: If each of those legs are four inches, that means
Speaker 2: it's eight inches wide, just leg wise, and then the
Speaker 2: body a little bit, so that's a little intimidating. And
Speaker 2: then if it was floating above my head, I don't
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, maybe if it was like you know,
Speaker 2: waste level, I'm not too afraid of that. But I
Speaker 2: don't know what to do when spiders above my head.
Speaker 2: I'm not trained for that. So that's that's a little
Speaker 2: worrisome because then then spiders could be anywhere. They could
Speaker 2: be anywhere probably anyways, but they could be floating spiders
Speaker 2: and flying spiders. Is I don't know, somehow less scary
Speaker 2: than floating spiders. Floating spiders. There's no rhyme or reason
Speaker 2: to where they're gonna end up. Flying spiders us. You
Speaker 2: can sort of maybe track them.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking skeet shooting here. So I'm out on this spider,
Speaker 2: that's for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. My mother for the past couple of weeks had
Speaker 1: a giant spider just chilling on her porch and they
Speaker 1: just they were doing nothing about it, and I went
Speaker 1: over eat the other stuff. It was a giant spider.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's been eating so many things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but then whenever anybody went to the house, they
Speaker 1: had to sprint along the porch.
Speaker 3: They didn't have to.
Speaker 1: My mother's like, Oh, it wasn't bothering anybody. I'm like,
Speaker 1: it bothered literally everybody.
Speaker 3: Mama Antonelli gets it well.
Speaker 1: Too bad for her. I smashed it with a shovel.
Speaker 3: Come on, you didn't need a shovel. You could have
Speaker 3: just used your hand.
Speaker 1: I felt like the shovel slayer from home alone. I
Speaker 1: gave it the two hand right to the face.
Speaker 3: We just did a little a little chancola, little flip
Speaker 3: flop chankla.
Speaker 1: What's a chancola?
Speaker 3: Oh, you don't what chocolate is, no.
Speaker 2: Idea, It's basically it's it's a Hispanic type of thing.
Speaker 2: It's basically what they call a flip flop type of thing.
Speaker 1: But uh, I smashed that some bitch.
Speaker 3: People will get threatened to get hit with chancolas.
Speaker 1: Oh oh is that kind of like an Italian wooden
Speaker 1: spoon essentially? Okay, we're all coming together like a world.
Speaker 2: Do you think the house from Smart House would welcome
Speaker 2: spiders or kill spiders?
Speaker 1: Eat spiders? I would assume consume spiders. Yeah, that's how
Speaker 1: it becomes more smart.
Speaker 3: Okay, sure? Sure?
Speaker 2: Do you think it gains the house gains web abilities
Speaker 2: when it when it eats certain spiders, it.
Speaker 1: Just takes on the form of what it just ate. Now.
Speaker 1: I will say about this thing here though, is uh
Speaker 1: I'm happy that it's not a murder hornet. That was
Speaker 1: the big scare a couple of years ago, of these
Speaker 1: giant one inch hornets that that could eat you.
Speaker 2: Well, insects in general don't really scare me, although spider's
Speaker 2: technically not ins a racket school a whole whole other category.
Speaker 1: Have you seen one of these murder hornets take out
Speaker 1: a whole bee ive?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Whatever, What are you gonna do? Mother Nature?
Speaker 1: If I see one of those some bitches, I am
Speaker 1: jumping into the sea, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know see if it's moving and fly, I don't
Speaker 2: know if you can generate enough force with that shovel
Speaker 2: to actually kill the murder hornet.
Speaker 1: Well, the murder hornet's so big that how does it move?
Speaker 1: Is it more clumsy? Is it like when when ant
Speaker 1: man turns into giant man. It's more you can see
Speaker 1: what it's doing more?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could, you could, probably, Like I, it's sometimes
Speaker 2: hard to kill a fly because they're small. Yeah, it's
Speaker 2: probably easier to kill those things because they're a bigger target.
Speaker 1: He's a tennis racket if you have to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, right, there you go.
Speaker 1: And I always have a tenant I alas have a
Speaker 1: tennis racket in my back pocket.
Speaker 2: They make those zap ones, the tennis rack those though.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you ever put your tongue on one of
Speaker 2: those things?
Speaker 1: I mean more for killing an insect?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: Does I don't know about that, But uh, get these
Speaker 1: got these fucking things out of my face?
Speaker 3: Sure?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, before we get to the holiday season, we've got
Speaker 2: spooky season come up. And don't get me wrong, I
Speaker 2: go nuts for a golf girl. I like pumpkin spice.
Speaker 2: I went to sale in Massachusetts the other day and
Speaker 2: boy do I fucking hate that place?
Speaker 1: Yeah, why what are you doing it?
Speaker 2: I met a friend for lunch, a friend who was
Speaker 2: visiting from the last day. I met his son very
Speaker 2: cute kid, big squash on him like Raffi big squash.
Speaker 3: So you guys get that in common.
Speaker 2: I got there at about ten forty five in the
Speaker 2: morning on a Monday, and the city was fucking packed,
Speaker 2: more than a month from Halloween.
Speaker 3: Explain that to me. How's that a thing?
Speaker 1: Last time I went to Salem, I had a great
Speaker 1: meatball sandwich.
Speaker 3: I ate pizza, and I forget the name of the place.
Speaker 1: We went to the same place.
Speaker 2: I had a pickle rick pizza, pickle, bacon bits, ranch
Speaker 2: and cheese.
Speaker 3: Delicious.
Speaker 1: It sounds delous, right, that sounds great, really good. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my wife and I thought about possibly moving to Salem,
Speaker 1: and we checked it out on a Sunday, late November,
Speaker 1: so not spooky season yep. And it took us a
Speaker 1: very long time to get in there because there is
Speaker 1: one way in and one way out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you'd be better off with like Danvers or Peabdy,
Speaker 2: but Salem, especially that downtown area, it really is just.
Speaker 3: One way in and out. It's not enjoyable whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Also, I don't like witches, so Flying.
Speaker 3: Saucer Pizza is where I went.
Speaker 1: I think I went there.
Speaker 2: Pretty I'll wreck they had uh. I wanted to try
Speaker 2: like six of their pizzas. So if you happened to
Speaker 2: be in Shitty Salem this time of year, go to
Speaker 2: Flying Saucer Pizza.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 1: The other day I was getting I was getting tacos
Speaker 1: with my family. I saw across the way, Uh, there
Speaker 1: were four friends that ordered every plate of the tacos,
Speaker 1: because four tacos came with each plate, and then they
Speaker 1: shared them. And I said, I wish I.
Speaker 3: Had friends were at Tacoiel Amiga.
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 3: I just had that the other night myself.
Speaker 1: Did you eat there or did you take it home?
Speaker 3: No, we had at the fire station, so we had
Speaker 3: you have to.
Speaker 1: Eat there, so I know it's I love taking it home.
Speaker 1: It's my favorite taco place. It's in wallfam so very
Speaker 1: very small side set. I ate it there for the
Speaker 1: first time in years. Fucking mind blown.
Speaker 3: You know what. I my favorite item on the menu.
Speaker 2: Actually, that's that they're small case of das because it's
Speaker 2: almost like a large taco and and everything is just
Speaker 2: portioned well in there. The large case of deers are
Speaker 2: over whelming, but essentially their small case of dia is
Speaker 2: like folded in half.
Speaker 3: It's like a big TACOI soft taco. I can't recommend
Speaker 3: it enough.
Speaker 1: I just do the taco with specialis with carnitas.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love.
Speaker 2: I love the carnitas or the uh, what's what's the
Speaker 2: basically the spicy version of carnitas.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure. It's like the it's like braized right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I forget. But also they might have the best hot
Speaker 1: sauce around.
Speaker 2: It's it's honestly a little too spicy for me. I
Speaker 2: put a little bit, a little bit.
Speaker 1: I think it's actually a little weak spice wise, but
Speaker 1: flavor wise, it's amazing.
Speaker 2: But it is a step above like Buffalo, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. It's just a little spicier than that.
Speaker 2: So I can handle. I'll do it.
Speaker 3: I'll do a couple of drops. But it is the
Speaker 3: flavor is nice.
Speaker 1: Also, there's nothing better than eating hot chips.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I totally agree.
Speaker 2: And by the way, those those tacos, especially aalities you
Speaker 2: get four tacos, it's like five bucks.
Speaker 1: It's like twelve bucks or fifteen bucks. It's not five bucks.
Speaker 1: What they give you the Firefighter special. Look at Mac.
Speaker 3: We may have I don't know. I didn't pay very
Speaker 3: much for mine.
Speaker 1: It's like Mac when in and held them ransom for tacos.
Speaker 3: I didn't pick it up. I'm not the junior man anymore, all.
Speaker 1: Right, So check us out. At the start of next week,
Speaker 1: we'll have a news dump tons of trailers, oh yes, sir.
Speaker 1: And then at the end of next week, maybe joker
Speaker 1: finally I had.
Speaker 3: To yeah, fucking wedding his horseshit.
Speaker 1: Tuesdays or Tuesdays, I abuse kangaroos, dam Burton.
Speaker 3: Please flip the cassette over to side B to continue
Speaker 3: the adventure.
Speaker 1: Now it's time for girls jumping on trampolines.