Speaker 1: Alrighty, well, the meat industry wants to kill you. Meanwhile,
Speaker 1: Texas wants to kill a man for something he probably
Speaker 1: didn't do. Why aren't they stopping? Well, it's Texas that
Speaker 1: and it's the weekend. What are you gonna do for it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you some options uncensored, unfiltered, fun, hinged.
Speaker 1: He's the cuel Cast.
Speaker 2: Listen daily on your favorite streaming service. It is the
Speaker 2: crowd Cast. I am Corel, silvery glad you are joining
Speaker 2: me on this Friday, October the eighteenth.
Speaker 1: Oh, miss Ember, miss embers into house, embers into room.
Speaker 1: She's here, She's here, and she's and I'm she's here,
Speaker 1: I'm queer.
Speaker 2: You all are used to it.
Speaker 1: Thank you for editing your pledge from nine dollars a
Speaker 1: month to twenty dollars a month.
Speaker 2: You know who.
Speaker 1: You are not gonna single you out in case your
Speaker 1: wife or husband's listening, going we ain't got that kind
Speaker 1: of money. What are you doing giving money to that
Speaker 1: talk show host? Because you were married to Gerald Deane,
Speaker 1: you understand. You know, people wonder why I come off
Speaker 1: as black sometimes and on KGOL it was a real problem.
Speaker 1: People would come to my personal appearances at kgo and
Speaker 1: tell me I wasn't me because Correll was black. I've
Speaker 1: had I can't count the amount of times I've been
Speaker 1: doing an autograph signing and someone's come up and said,
Speaker 1: where's Carrel. I said, honey, I'm right here, and they said, no,
Speaker 1: Carel's black. It's like, no, I ain't, honey, at least
Speaker 1: not on the outside. Uh. And part of that reason
Speaker 1: is the one, oh, look at my girl doing the
Speaker 1: big stretch, doing the big stretch. Now, you know, if
Speaker 1: your dog does the stretch and you don't do some
Speaker 1: sort of big deal about it, like, oh, it's the
Speaker 1: big stretch, then it doesn't really count.
Speaker 2: So every time, oh, her face is itchy? What's going on? Oh? Oh,
Speaker 2: oh itchy face. Let me get it for you. There
Speaker 2: we go, Oh my goodness, oh, oh my gracious, First
Speaker 2: a big stretch, then a big on, Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: oh aren't you being the oh?
Speaker 1: And then kisses? Aren't you just being too cute? You
Speaker 1: know I could do this all weekend. Y'all, Just go
Speaker 1: about your business. We'll talk about topics later. Ember's kissing
Speaker 1: me and yes, I let my dog kiss my face.
Speaker 1: And if you don't like that then don't kiss me.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love you so much. Here you go?
Speaker 1: Oh there, okay, oh sorry, but you know what, whenever
Speaker 1: she wants attention from me, I don't care. If I'm
Speaker 1: on stage the Grammys. If Ember wants attention, she don't
Speaker 1: get it. Okay, she gonna get it cause she's my girl.
Speaker 1: That's my girl right there. So anyway, I was telling
Speaker 1: you about this marvelous person named Flip Wilson who I
Speaker 1: grew up watching, and some of you know the name, uh,
Speaker 1: and Flip Wilson onto this Friday Into the The Lax Show
Speaker 1: had this character named Geraldine, and Flip Wilson did drag
Speaker 1: on TV like in the seventies, and Jeraldine Honey and
Speaker 1: Jerald Deane gave it to your girl.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: And so I, of course, as a kid, you know,
Speaker 1: being influenced by what I saw, Whenever I wanted to
Speaker 1: get all up in someone's face, suddenly I would turn
Speaker 1: into Geraldine. Uh.
Speaker 2: Uh No you didn't. Uh.
Speaker 1: And so a lot of my life has been shaped
Speaker 1: by Flip Wilson and Geraldine, Geraldine Honey and my boyfriend Killa.
Speaker 1: She had a boyfriend named Killer. Oh, Jamie Fox and
Speaker 1: Dragon in Living Color had nothing up on Geraldine a
Speaker 1: drag queen before on TV before it was fashionable child. Yes, honey,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna amuse my self for the half hour.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna, you know, amuse myself. Why not. It's
Speaker 2: been a week.
Speaker 1: We had Kamala Harris on Fox News with old Brett eyelash,
Speaker 1: eyebrow whatever, botox Brett.
Speaker 2: Uh and you know they're now Oh and she was
Speaker 2: fifteen minutes late. Yeah, she's the vice president of the
Speaker 2: United States and she's running for president. You're a hack reporter.
Speaker 2: You can sit and wait.
Speaker 1: You know, when President Carter called me, he was twenty
Speaker 1: two minutes late. I went to garden and I did
Speaker 1: and the phone rang and it was him. And Heather said,
Speaker 1: Uncle Charles, it's President Carter on the phone. And she
Speaker 1: was like, and I said, tell him to wait. I
Speaker 1: have to wash my hands.
Speaker 2: She said, I'm not telling him to wait.
Speaker 1: I said, he made me wait twenty two minutes. I
Speaker 1: got to wash my hands and he was fine with it.
Speaker 2: By the way.
Speaker 1: Uh, So we have that debacle this week. We have
Speaker 1: the polls that are like neck and neck tied or
Speaker 1: Trump I had two points Harris, I had one point,
Speaker 1: someone said had one tenth of one percent of one point,
Speaker 1: and then of course you get all the emails. Kamela
Speaker 1: is behind by one one hundredths of a percent give
Speaker 1: us one thousand dollars. They've raised a billion. But anyway,
Speaker 1: so that'll all be over in like, what is it?
Speaker 1: Twenty days, twenty three days, twenty five days, it's coming,
Speaker 1: it's coming to a close three weeks from tuesday. And
Speaker 1: that's it, twenty one days from tuesday, and we done?
Speaker 2: Is that right?
Speaker 1: Let me ask the new iPhone sixteen promax? When is
Speaker 1: November twenty How long before November fifth? Two weeks and
Speaker 1: one day?
Speaker 2: Lord? Wait? What definitely?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Uh huh?
Speaker 1: How many days before November fifth? It wasn't three hundred
Speaker 1: and forty seven days ago? See iPhone sixteen promax and
Speaker 1: it's stupid. How many days until November fifth?
Speaker 2: Twenty twenty four? Nineteen day? Eighteen seventeen eighteen.
Speaker 1: Days, oh lord, eighteen days, eighteen days, girlies eighteen days.
Speaker 2: Oh, and then it's all over.
Speaker 1: And then it's all well, I guess that's right, because
Speaker 1: it's the eighteenth. There's thirty one days, so that's twelve
Speaker 1: and then you add in the file. Oh, Lloyd eighteen
Speaker 1: days so two weeks from Tuesday. Holy kimonies, I've already
Speaker 1: I'm voting tomorrow. I'm voting Saturday, the nineteenth. Oh yes,
Speaker 1: I am. Take me to the polls, Take me to
Speaker 1: the polling please. I'm casting my ballot for Kamala Harris
Speaker 1: because we ain't going back, we ain't giving it. So anyway, God,
Speaker 1: We're like five minutes of the show, and all I've
Speaker 1: told you is that I love Jeril Dane.
Speaker 2: I love Jail Jane Honey. I grew up listening to
Speaker 2: Jail Dean. Yes I did.
Speaker 1: I wonder if Jail I wont to flip on someone'll
Speaker 1: even get away with that today on TV?
Speaker 2: Who knows a living color can never be broadcast today?
Speaker 2: Oh so the depressing news?
Speaker 1: So okay, you know that I watched Bones and I
Speaker 1: grew up watching Quincy Me and I Emergency and Paramedics
Speaker 1: and oh the Dick Wolf one out of New Orleans,
Speaker 1: what is it?
Speaker 2: Night Watch?
Speaker 1: And just if the Ambulance UK, Ambulance Australia twenty four
Speaker 1: Hours in the A and E Trauma Life and the
Speaker 1: Er Boston med But I mean, if it's a medical
Speaker 1: show or an emergency responder show. I've seen it, okay,
Speaker 1: and Law and Order SVU twenty six seasons I've seen.
Speaker 1: So I'm a procedural fan. I've literally spent years of
Speaker 1: my life watching television. I know that might be sad,
Speaker 1: but back in the olden days, they spent years of
Speaker 1: their life watching the damn.
Speaker 2: Fire, you know. And I read, I got books.
Speaker 1: I got books to Oh, here's two books that I
Speaker 1: have to read right here, right here, and Rice and
Speaker 1: Prince Lestat and the Realms of Atlantis and then the
Speaker 1: Vampire Chronicles an Rice, Prince Lestat, princelesstat comes first and.
Speaker 2: Then Atlantis comes second. Those are her last.
Speaker 1: Two Vampire chronicles. I haven't read them yet because I'm
Speaker 1: sad that she's dead. How many of you have an
Speaker 1: author that died and you haven't read their last book
Speaker 1: because you know, like it's their last book.
Speaker 2: You know, these are her last books. This is it.
Speaker 1: She wrote these and Chris helped her write some of
Speaker 1: these or is there one more that he There might
Speaker 1: be one more.
Speaker 2: That he helped her with. But anyway, so I'll do
Speaker 2: some reading. Whatever.
Speaker 1: So I watch all these shows, and for a long
Speaker 1: time on the shows, there was this shaken baby syndrome.
Speaker 2: Okay, SBS, honey, and.
Speaker 1: That's when that little darling that you love and a
Speaker 1: door is screaming and yelling so much that you just
Speaker 1: grab it and shake the life out of it. Literally
Speaker 1: just dies because it severs the brainstem thing and a thing.
Speaker 1: So people went to jail for shaking baby syndrome on
Speaker 1: my shows.
Speaker 2: And in real life.
Speaker 1: And now now many of those people have been let
Speaker 1: out of jail because shaken baby syndrome is no longer
Speaker 1: a thing. Science has found out that yes, you can
Speaker 1: kill a child from shaking it too much, absolutely you can. However,
Speaker 1: other factors can also cause what appears to be shaken
Speaker 1: baby syndrome. There could be bacterial infections, fungal infections, neurological disorders,
Speaker 1: there's other things that can cause the shaken baby syndrome,
Speaker 1: which has now been changed to abusive something syndrome. So
Speaker 1: they can't say definitively that you shaking the baby is
Speaker 1: what caused that syndrome. Yes, it could, but they can't
Speaker 1: say definitively. Well, in two thousand and two, this father
Speaker 1: was convicted of shaking his two year old to death,
Speaker 1: and he is subsequently going to be put to death
Speaker 1: in Texas. However, the detective that prosecuted the case, and
Speaker 1: several lawyers and several high key celebrities, high key just
Speaker 1: a lot of people have come forward, a lot of
Speaker 1: learned people, a lot of very smart people have come
Speaker 1: forward and say you can't kill him for this crime
Speaker 1: because he could be completely innocent, like he has repeatedly claimed.
Speaker 1: He has always claimed as innocence, and they're saying there
Speaker 1: is reasonable doubt he could be innocent. This may not
Speaker 1: have been shaking baby syndrome.
Speaker 2: Now on bones.
Speaker 1: They would dig up the body, they would do every
Speaker 1: another autopsy, they would vindicate him. He'd get out of jail,
Speaker 1: he'd hugg his family and all would be, well, we
Speaker 1: don't know if he's gonna die or not. And this
Speaker 1: is because the government, the governor has to grant the
Speaker 1: clemency or the president could pardon him. This is my
Speaker 1: problem with the death penalty. Okay, Jeffrey Dahmer put him
Speaker 1: to death. He was killed in prison.
Speaker 2: By the way. People that clear cut did it have
Speaker 2: no remorse.
Speaker 1: You know, the ed Gains of the world, the Jeffrey Dahmers,
Speaker 1: you know, they're oh Richard Ramirez.
Speaker 2: Oh, the nightstalker.
Speaker 1: People like that that get caught red handed and there's
Speaker 1: no doubt. There's just no doubt in the world that
Speaker 1: they did it. And it's a horrific crime. Yeah, remove
Speaker 1: them permanently. Bye. But that's not all the death penalty cases.
Speaker 1: And we also know that racism has played into death
Speaker 1: penalty cases. So death penalty cases do have like twenty
Speaker 1: years of appeals. But that being said, we know that
Speaker 1: innocent people have been put to death. That's my problem
Speaker 1: with the death penalty. It's permanent. You don't get a redo,
Speaker 1: you don't get an oops are bad. You know the
Speaker 1: person's gone.
Speaker 2: So this guy maybe shook his baby to death. Maybe
Speaker 2: did not. He says, no, he did not.
Speaker 1: Doctors say there's a very real chance that he did not,
Speaker 1: because the diagnosis has changed. It's like teeth marks, Okay,
Speaker 1: teeth imprints on a body used to be definitive evidence
Speaker 1: that you committed that crime. They would do a dental
Speaker 1: mold of your teeth, they'd do a mold of the imprint.
Speaker 1: If they match, that's it. Those are your teeth marks.
Speaker 1: Now bad evidence is not admissible in court because we
Speaker 1: have found out that given the way the skin moves,
Speaker 1: and given that dental imprints not necessarily a one thousand
Speaker 1: iron percent clad piece of evidence. Video evidence used to
Speaker 1: be thought as iron clad. There's even a show called
Speaker 1: Caught on Camera. We now know that it can be manipulated,
Speaker 1: and that it has been manipulated. The same with audio evidence.
Speaker 1: So when this evidence is being presented in a capital
Speaker 1: case where the person could die, it's got to be ironclad,
Speaker 1: and in Texas it's not. Now should the guy be
Speaker 1: pardoned immediately, Yes, he should be. The governor should say, oh,
Speaker 1: we're not killing you.
Speaker 2: We can't.
Speaker 1: We don't know, you know, if they want to retry
Speaker 1: him with the new evidence whatever. Okay, Just like we
Speaker 1: spoke about the Menendi this week, I didn't realize that
Speaker 1: in the original trial, a cousin testified that they had
Speaker 1: told him about the abuse. In the second trial, that
Speaker 1: testimony was not allowed because they said they thought he
Speaker 1: was making that up, that he was protecting his cousins,
Speaker 1: and that they had never shared that. However, the family
Speaker 1: is back in court because, as I told you this week,
Speaker 1: they found a letter at the cousin's house written by
Speaker 1: Eric Menendez months before the murders talking about the abuse.
Speaker 1: So the abuse was real. They made it known. Unless
Speaker 1: they were doing a year long alibi. They made it known,
Speaker 1: so their case should get another look. Just like this
Speaker 1: case in Texas. This is a death penalty case. We
Speaker 1: are talking about killing a man and he may not
Speaker 1: have done it. He might not have done it, and
Speaker 1: that's why when it comes to the death.
Speaker 2: Penalty we need to rethink it. We really do, because
Speaker 2: you can never truly be sure.
Speaker 1: Unless there's that iron plaid evidence, then hey, I'll bet
Speaker 1: you off.
Speaker 2: But if there's something where there could be doubt, best
Speaker 2: under maybe that's just me.
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Speaker 1: And let's keep the party going as long as we can.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, it's the weekend. Happy, happy weekend. You
Speaker 1: know I have there's a song in my head. I
Speaker 1: can't get it out. I can't it's is it gonna play?
Speaker 2: Oh? Can you hear it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes? You've been running no round jam with me all
Speaker 1: all the town, best Williams, You're the best I ever had.
Speaker 1: It's the song of the day for me. What's your
Speaker 1: song of the day today? What have you woken up
Speaker 1: with the song in your brain?
Speaker 2: This is it for me. I won't take.
Speaker 1: Hey more than one mistake? Best was crazy? She was crazy?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yoh, John, it's the.
Speaker 2: Best of there the head. Oh yeah, I love that song.
Speaker 1: It's been in my brain all morning while you'll run
Speaker 1: in the street. So I hope you're gonna have a
Speaker 1: good weekend. Play a song that just makes you jam,
Speaker 1: jump up and down, Go see a movie, watch something,
Speaker 1: read a book, wash your car, walk your dog.
Speaker 2: I live to a walk my dog, my dog, my dog.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you know. I want to do a show
Speaker 2: at the Rio Theater in Santa Cruz.
Speaker 1: I do. It's a fabulous theater, but it holds six
Speaker 1: hundred people, and there's no way I'd fill that, So
Speaker 1: I guess I won't do a show there. But I
Speaker 1: saw the theater and I'm like, this is in my
Speaker 1: listening area, and it's a fabulous theater, six hundred people.
Speaker 1: It's got a great stage, it's got a lovely lobby,
Speaker 1: it's got a marquee out front.
Speaker 2: I really want to do the Rio Theater.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll see if Maureen Langen and Brian Copelan or
Speaker 1: maybe we'll get a show together, because I really want
Speaker 1: to do it. But I just don't think I could,
Speaker 1: you know, six hundred people. I mean, how would I
Speaker 1: pull six hundred people? But I really want to do
Speaker 1: that theater, the Rio Theater.
Speaker 2: I really truly do so. Texas wants to kill an
Speaker 2: innocent man, and the meat industry wants to kill you. Ah,
Speaker 2: it's not funny.
Speaker 1: Tens of thousands of pounds of meat is being recalled
Speaker 1: and destroyed because of listeria, a nasty little bacteria, and
Speaker 1: it's in processed foods. It's in the boar's head meat.
Speaker 1: They found it there. They found it in the chicken
Speaker 1: that's inside your pre made chicken salads and your you
Speaker 1: know all that pre made stuff that has those chunks
Speaker 1: of chicken in it.
Speaker 2: Oh. Yes, lysteria, girl, it's everywhere.
Speaker 1: Tens of thousands of pounds, millions of pounds of beef
Speaker 1: and chicken are being recalled and processed meat because of lysteria, girl.
Speaker 1: And this happens, I'm telling you right now, it happens
Speaker 1: all the time. You're always hearing about these recalls of meat.
Speaker 1: Meat is filthy. Meat wants to kill you. It wants
Speaker 1: to give you colon cancer.
Speaker 2: It wants to give you mad cow disease, or it
Speaker 2: wants to give you bird flu, or it wants to
Speaker 2: give you a.
Speaker 1: Host of other things. COVID came from eating meat. Let's remember,
Speaker 1: granted it was the meat of a panglin. But meat
Speaker 1: his meat, and meat his murder. And so I just
Speaker 1: on this Friday, I gotta ask you, what's your fascination
Speaker 1: with this death substance known as meat. You're gonna get
Speaker 1: the colon cancer, you're gonna get the cholesterol. Now, you
Speaker 1: might get the listeria. You know who ain't worried about it?
Speaker 2: Meat.
Speaker 1: You don't hear a tofu recall, You really don't. You
Speaker 1: don't hear a Sitan recall. Impossible. Meat has never been recalled.
Speaker 1: You don't hear them recalling fruits.
Speaker 2: And veggies that much.
Speaker 1: Sometimes because of e collide, because the farm workers don't
Speaker 1: wash their damn hands after they poopoo, they get the
Speaker 1: poo poo, and then they don't wash their hands, and
Speaker 1: then they go out and harvest your food, and then
Speaker 1: you get their poopoo in that lovely But for the
Speaker 1: most part, that doesn't happen.
Speaker 2: It's always the meat.
Speaker 1: And now there's recalls everywhere all the Trader Albertson, Smith, Kroger, Win, Dixie,
Speaker 1: Pixie or Pixar or Pixel whatever the name of the show.
Speaker 1: There are recalls everywhere. Before you put any meat in
Speaker 1: your mouth, you better make sure it ain't gonna kill you.
Speaker 2: That could have been a T shirt in the AIDS generation.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm allowed to joke. I've lost a generation of
Speaker 1: friends to AIDS. But truly, you gotta make sure the
Speaker 1: meat is safe before you put it in your mouth.
Speaker 1: Take it from the queer, Okay, before you put some
Speaker 1: unknown meat in your mouth. Make sure it ain't gonna
Speaker 1: kill you. Okay, make sure it ain't been recalled. So
Speaker 1: there's all this meat out there.
Speaker 2: It's just terrible. And all the.
Speaker 1: Experts agree that the next pandemic is coming from our food,
Speaker 1: from meat or darry and we all know that being
Speaker 1: a vegan.
Speaker 2: Is the way the planet wants you to be.
Speaker 1: So it's the problem. Now's a good time, since meat
Speaker 1: is just being recalled. How about you just shew it?
Speaker 2: God bless you. How about you just a sh you
Speaker 2: the meat, God bless you? Truly?
Speaker 1: How about you say, you know what, I don't want
Speaker 1: the listeria Just because it sounds like listerine, don't mean
Speaker 1: it's harmless. Okay, Charles Lister would not approve. And I
Speaker 1: wonder if it's called listeria because it was discovered by Lister.
Speaker 1: Maybe because you know.
Speaker 2: He was a real person, the person that gave us listerine.
Speaker 2: He was the person.
Speaker 1: And do you know that the invention of listerine cut
Speaker 1: down on surgery complications by eighty five percent?
Speaker 2: Did you know that? Yes?
Speaker 1: Because surgeons, you know, didn't used to disinfect their hands
Speaker 1: before they cut up on you. Oh no, uh, I
Speaker 1: know now they do. Why antiseptic, antiseptic listerine. Lister Uh
Speaker 1: he was the one. Oh yes, child, So this meat
Speaker 1: is terrible.
Speaker 2: You got there?
Speaker 1: There is now a searchable database online. You can go
Speaker 1: and find it at Google searchable database to see if
Speaker 1: your meat is bad. Usually you can tell by looking
Speaker 1: and smelling. I know I can smell meat and know
Speaker 1: it's bad. Put that back in your pants, that rancid thing.
Speaker 1: I was over at Cardenas getting liver for miss Ember
Speaker 1: and I couldn't find it, and I said, where's the liver?
Speaker 1: He said, oh, it's down here with the organ meat.
Speaker 1: The organ meat can't be near the regular meat. They
Speaker 1: can't touch. And I said, wait, so the liver can
Speaker 1: come out of the cow, but once the liver comes
Speaker 1: out of the cow, the liver can't touch the cow meat. Again,
Speaker 1: he said, that's right. He said, none of our meat
Speaker 1: can touch And I said, why is that? He said, well,
Speaker 1: bacteria and bad things. I said, then why sell it
Speaker 1: if it's so damn dangerous that you got to use
Speaker 1: surgical gloves. And the butchers when you go to a butcher,
Speaker 1: now it's like they do it in an operation on you, honey.
Speaker 1: They do the gloves, they put on the mask, everything,
Speaker 1: but ask for a scalpels scalpel okay.
Speaker 2: What kind of cut of beef with too?
Speaker 1: Truly, the butcher now looks like a surgeon. He's in
Speaker 1: a wat, he's got gloves, he's got his hair covered,
Speaker 1: he got a mask. And that's just to protect him
Speaker 1: from the food that he's given you. It ain't to
Speaker 1: protect your food. It's to protect him from your food.
Speaker 1: And then he wraps it up in a cute little
Speaker 1: bunch of white paper and hands it to you, telling you, oh, well,
Speaker 1: make sure you don't you know. And then you got
Speaker 1: a refrigerator at a certain temperature, it can't touch anything
Speaker 1: in your fridge. You gotta wash it off when you
Speaker 1: cook chicken. After you cook, after you you know, process
Speaker 1: the chicken, you gotta scrub the counters with disinfectant.
Speaker 2: Anything that like that you shouldn't eat. It's like it
Speaker 2: doesn't want you to eat it, eat it, eat it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, it doesn't want you to. So there is
Speaker 1: an online searchable database, and I how do you recommend
Speaker 1: this weekend? Before you put any meat in your mouth
Speaker 1: or other parts of your body, you go and you
Speaker 1: check the online meat database to make sure you're not
Speaker 1: shoving listeria up in there. You don't want a side
Speaker 1: a listeria. You don't want like a prime rib with
Speaker 1: a side of listeria. Usually it's a jew, you know,
Speaker 1: not bless you, but you know, not listeria.
Speaker 2: So just be careful about the damn listeria. Okay, I
Speaker 2: am turning down this.
Speaker 1: Sonose because if I forget and I start playing music again,
Speaker 1: it will blare and it will shock and surprise me.
Speaker 1: All right, it is the weekend. A couple of movies out.
Speaker 1: Michael Keaton's in the movie where he has to raise
Speaker 1: his nine year old children because his wife goes to rehab.
Speaker 1: Michael Keaton is seventy three years old. If they cast
Speaker 1: a woman in a role where she had nine year
Speaker 1: old children, they wouldn't cast a seventy three year old. Now,
Speaker 1: granted it's a second wife. His first wife died and
Speaker 1: he's got a grown daughter, Mila Kunis, but he.
Speaker 2: Also has nine year olds.
Speaker 1: I think it is so creepy when old men have
Speaker 1: young children, Like who's al Pacino? Or Robert de Niro's
Speaker 1: one hundred and seventy three and has a nine month
Speaker 1: old baby. Oh, Mick Jagger. Mick Jagger's eighty one and
Speaker 1: he just his thirty two year old wife just birth
Speaker 1: their eighth child.
Speaker 2: His eighth child.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she had them all or whatever,
Speaker 1: but he's eighty one. He gonna die before the kid's
Speaker 1: even ten years old. Well, probably not. Mick Jagger's probably
Speaker 1: gonna live to be two hundred. But you know what
Speaker 1: I'm Saying't it creepy when old people have young babies
Speaker 1: and the babies come out looking at old because it's
Speaker 1: old sperm, you know, So the babies come out looking
Speaker 1: like little old men or little old women. Their faces
Speaker 1: be all wrinkled, and they already got some you know,
Speaker 1: hair loss, their hairlines already back here because they old.
Speaker 2: They're born old because daddy's sperm was eighty one years old.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine that poor sperm trying to swim around
Speaker 1: and say, oh my god at eighty one, that's like, oh,
Speaker 1: help me, Jesus.
Speaker 2: Poor things. Anyway, Oh, the show's all over today, all
Speaker 2: over the but who cares.
Speaker 1: I really done creeped out by old people who have
Speaker 1: young children. And so there's this movie out with Michael Keaton.
Speaker 1: He's seventy three. He's gonna raise a nine year old kid. Yeah, right,
Speaker 1: that's you. Child Services should step in there. It's the
Speaker 1: old man and they're like, all right, Corren, are you
Speaker 1: saying when you're seventy three, you couldn't raise a nine
Speaker 1: year old. When I'm seventy three, you better not even
Speaker 1: have any babysit a nine year old.
Speaker 2: Okay. By that time, I'm done with children. So that
Speaker 2: movie's out.
Speaker 1: There's the Apprentice movie that's out, which Trump doesn't want
Speaker 1: you to see.
Speaker 2: I hear it, miss that.
Speaker 1: I hear that there's someone outside, someone outside our door.
Speaker 1: Whoever they are, they got to go away. I'm busy.
Speaker 1: The Apprentice movie is out, Yep, it's out. Donald doesn't
Speaker 1: want you to see it. It is about his rise,
Speaker 1: and I think it's like his association with Roy Khane,
Speaker 1: and they're sort of blaming Roy Cone for turning Trump
Speaker 1: into the househole that he is. But no one could
Speaker 1: turn that man into an assehole. Either either born one
Speaker 1: or you're not. Assholes are born not made. Okay, that
Speaker 1: should be a T shirt, but it's true. You know,
Speaker 1: either you have the propensity to be an a hole
Speaker 1: or you don't. He has always had that propensity. He
Speaker 1: will always be one. It's no one's fault but his own. Okay,
Speaker 1: because I've been around some huge a holes and I
Speaker 1: didn't become one, but he did because he wanted what
Speaker 1: the a holes had. He found out and this is
Speaker 1: in the movie The Apprentice. He finds out that to
Speaker 1: be among the rich and powerful in New York, you
Speaker 1: pretty much have to be an a hole. And I
Speaker 1: have found that to be true. I think one of
Speaker 1: the reasons I'm not rich is because I'm just not
Speaker 1: devious enough. I just can't lie, cheat and steal. I
Speaker 1: know many Bill Handel was the biggest a hole in
Speaker 1: the world to his staff at KFI, number one in
Speaker 1: the ratings, behind the scenes, a giant a hole to staff.
Speaker 1: He was always nice to me, he was always nice
Speaker 1: to Andrew. But I watched him with staff, and you
Speaker 1: can tell if someone's an a hole by how they
Speaker 1: treat the staff. They'll treat other equals the same. He
Speaker 1: saw us as equal because we were afternoon drive. He
Speaker 1: was morning drive. But staff, oh my god, he was horrible.
Speaker 1: I hope he's better now to his staff than what
Speaker 1: he was.
Speaker 2: But he was a big a hole.
Speaker 1: Rush Limbaugh, huge a hole, on and off, on and off,
Speaker 1: just to his staff. To other people, he was pretty nice.
Speaker 1: But to his staff, oh no. And I've seen it
Speaker 1: doctor Laura.
Speaker 2: The same thing.
Speaker 1: Most of the successful people in media that I've met
Speaker 1: a holes. Anderson Cooper, I've heard nothing but bad things
Speaker 1: about him, that he's just a giant a hole.
Speaker 2: Same with Andy Cohen. I've heard that Andy Cohen.
Speaker 1: Is insufferable, that no one behind the scenes likes him,
Speaker 1: that he is just insufferable. And it's often these people
Speaker 1: that have the squeaky clean images that end up being
Speaker 1: the biggest day holes behind that.
Speaker 2: Well, look at Ellen. I don't know if Ellen was
Speaker 2: in a hole.
Speaker 1: I really don't. I saw her recent stand up special.
Speaker 1: It's on Netflix. You can stream it this weekend. I think,
Speaker 1: how do I say this when it's your name on
Speaker 1: the Marquee you tend to be more protected.
Speaker 2: All right. We had fun today on a Friday.
Speaker 1: We this show was all over the place for who cares.
Speaker 1: I'll see you on Monday and then we'll get back
Speaker 1: to the real topics. I am carel be who you want,
Speaker 1: to be, closer, hurt anybody.
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