WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.080 --> 00:00:13.439 Okay, okay, damn. Hello, this is Laura Kane after Dark. 2 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:17.280 I'm Laura Kane. Hi, Laura Kane and Eric Rimmer, my 3 00:00:17.399 --> 00:00:21.160 co host has decided that this is going to be 4 00:00:21.519 --> 00:00:24.039 uh headphone free night. 5 00:00:24.160 --> 00:00:25.800 I didn't wear my headphones last week either. 6 00:00:26.320 --> 00:00:28.640 Is this a new thing we're doing where we're kind 7 00:00:28.640 --> 00:00:32.520 of looking more cool with all these big giant things 8 00:00:32.560 --> 00:00:35.759 in our head Maybe Okay, let me see. I like 9 00:00:35.799 --> 00:00:37.280 hearing the little music in the background. 10 00:00:37.320 --> 00:00:38.600 Though, Oh, you look totally cool. 11 00:00:38.759 --> 00:00:39.679 You'll have to wear them later. 12 00:00:40.399 --> 00:00:42.679 I know you will, because I have some things to 13 00:00:42.679 --> 00:00:43.159 play for you. 14 00:00:43.280 --> 00:00:45.079 Oh okay, Oh my gosh. 15 00:00:45.359 --> 00:00:49.600 Anyway, welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I hope you 16 00:00:49.640 --> 00:00:52.759 guys had a great Mother's Day. However, you act as 17 00:00:52.759 --> 00:00:58.560 a mother in somebody's life, foster mother, guardian, an aunt 18 00:00:58.719 --> 00:01:01.240 that's like a mom, a real mom, or those of 19 00:01:01.320 --> 00:01:03.359 us that don't have our moms with us anymore. How 20 00:01:03.359 --> 00:01:05.079 did you do yesterday? Were you okay? Yeah? 21 00:01:05.079 --> 00:01:06.159 It was okay, okay. 22 00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:08.959 You honored her in your your own special way. I 23 00:01:09.079 --> 00:01:13.400 did in Vegas by putting some money in a slot machine. 24 00:01:14.200 --> 00:01:15.840 I did not gamble, dude. 25 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:19.319 I so wanted him to just put twenty dollars in 26 00:01:19.719 --> 00:01:21.040 a penny machine. Wouldn't do it. 27 00:01:21.159 --> 00:01:22.680 He has before we already gotten a game. 28 00:01:23.280 --> 00:01:27.159 Like then he wanted to do He kind of toyed 29 00:01:27.200 --> 00:01:30.040 with the idea of putting like one hundred bucks on black. 30 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:32.319 Oh okay, that's table games. That's different. 31 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:33.519 Yeah, and he didn't do that. 32 00:01:33.560 --> 00:01:34.480 One hundred bucks. 33 00:01:34.799 --> 00:01:38.040 No, that's that would be outrageous to get to take 34 00:01:38.319 --> 00:01:42.640 Blackjack's fine. See, I would totally do that because but 35 00:01:42.760 --> 00:01:49.760 I'm risky like that anyway. Okay, so today tonight we're 36 00:01:49.760 --> 00:01:56.799 going to talk about several things. I have created my 37 00:01:57.280 --> 00:02:00.760 dating profile and it is one of the apps. I 38 00:02:00.760 --> 00:02:02.560 don't know if I should mention it. Maybe I won't, 39 00:02:03.319 --> 00:02:04.239 just because. 40 00:02:03.959 --> 00:02:06.519 Once you describe it, it'll become obvious, which one. 41 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:09.960 Probably, But you know, I don't want floods of guys, 42 00:02:10.240 --> 00:02:13.000 you know, like you know, I wouldn't be slamming my page. 43 00:02:13.080 --> 00:02:17.400 Yeah, those tens of those guys. 44 00:02:17.840 --> 00:02:21.240 So okay, we have that to talk about. Oh, we 45 00:02:21.360 --> 00:02:26.039 also have Mother's Day to talk about. And a ritual 46 00:02:26.159 --> 00:02:29.159 I did with my niece and I have it here. 47 00:02:29.319 --> 00:02:33.280 I bought it from this Crystal store and I'll explain 48 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:36.960 what we did. And it already worked, and I'm going 49 00:02:37.039 --> 00:02:37.479 to tell you. 50 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:40.319 How is it the Zultar machine outside of Amethyst Rose. 51 00:02:40.479 --> 00:02:42.280 No, did you see that video that I posted. 52 00:02:42.400 --> 00:02:44.280 I used to live like right there where I used 53 00:02:44.319 --> 00:02:44.520 to live. 54 00:02:44.599 --> 00:02:45.080 Oh my god. 55 00:02:45.159 --> 00:02:47.400 But you know what, I've used that Zultar machine like 56 00:02:47.479 --> 00:02:48.240 ten times. 57 00:02:48.520 --> 00:02:50.960 I didn't say this on the little reel that I made, 58 00:02:51.000 --> 00:02:54.520 but that fortune he popped out was crap. 59 00:02:54.840 --> 00:02:57.199 Yet the fun is the machine, not the fortune. 60 00:02:57.439 --> 00:03:01.120 True. I mean it is pretty magnificent. Cool, yeah, very 61 00:03:01.240 --> 00:03:03.639 very cool. So it was really fun to watch. So 62 00:03:03.960 --> 00:03:07.400 all right, Eric, since I'm using the phone for Instagram, 63 00:03:07.439 --> 00:03:10.000 thank you guys for watching us live on Instagram. We 64 00:03:10.159 --> 00:03:14.360 so appreciate it. And on YouTube to thank you, I 65 00:03:14.479 --> 00:03:18.960 have sent you all the different things that I had 66 00:03:19.000 --> 00:03:22.439 to write for my profile. I put six pictures on 67 00:03:22.680 --> 00:03:27.400 my new dating app, and there were I think four 68 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:34.080 or five different prompts that I honestly answered with not 69 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:37.879 too much of a joke, not too sarcastic, and I 70 00:03:37.960 --> 00:03:42.039 took a little bit from what you wrote about me, huh. 71 00:03:42.520 --> 00:03:45.039 I kind of tweaked it a little bit because to 72 00:03:45.159 --> 00:03:50.560 fit this, okay, And then I launched it and within 73 00:03:50.639 --> 00:03:54.919 an hour I had like ninety two like hearts. But 74 00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:57.240 I can't go through all of them. I have to 75 00:03:57.280 --> 00:03:59.159 do one by one because I'm not paying for it. 76 00:03:59.599 --> 00:04:01.439 And if you don't pay for it, you can't see 77 00:04:01.479 --> 00:04:02.680 all the people who like you. 78 00:04:02.919 --> 00:04:03.879 Got it, you kind of have. 79 00:04:04.199 --> 00:04:08.400 But here's the problem. I have put my age range 80 00:04:08.479 --> 00:04:11.719 between thirty five and seventy. 81 00:04:11.960 --> 00:04:18.560 And so oh, just to think of a hinge. 82 00:04:18.439 --> 00:04:21.160 Variety, just variety, just to see what's out there. 83 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:23.959 I can tell you who's out there in the seventy range. 84 00:04:24.120 --> 00:04:27.319 Well, that might be my only option at this point, 85 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:30.279 I don't think so. I just wanted to see if 86 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:33.399 I was attracted to anybody that was of that age. 87 00:04:33.680 --> 00:04:39.720 Okay, so far, no shocking, but. 88 00:04:39.839 --> 00:04:46.560 Uh I it's been fun to read some of the things. 89 00:04:46.639 --> 00:04:54.560 It's been very like what you'd expect. Some are funny. 90 00:04:54.600 --> 00:04:57.399 The funny ones though, and I don't mean to diss 91 00:04:57.439 --> 00:05:04.439 on men who are not tall, but I'm and the 92 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:07.279 guys that I found very funny were all like five 93 00:05:07.439 --> 00:05:08.600 eight or five seven. 94 00:05:08.839 --> 00:05:09.600 God, the nerve. 95 00:05:09.720 --> 00:05:12.720 That's unfortunate. That's actually someone who's taller than that. That 96 00:05:12.800 --> 00:05:14.079 is actually the average height of men. 97 00:05:15.560 --> 00:05:18.839 How do I I guess I just have to learn 98 00:05:18.879 --> 00:05:21.360 to get past it. If I really find somebody. 99 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:23.160 Like you don't have to that's a deal breaker for 100 00:05:23.199 --> 00:05:24.199 a lot of like women. 101 00:05:24.560 --> 00:05:29.040 But I could really be missing out on somebody like amazing. 102 00:05:29.519 --> 00:05:32.480 But like it seems like such a trivial thing. But 103 00:05:32.519 --> 00:05:34.480 how much of like how annoying would it be if 104 00:05:34.519 --> 00:05:37.560 you're like, let's say, I mean a couple inches taller 105 00:05:37.600 --> 00:05:38.439 than the guy. 106 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:41.480 You're with, if he didn't care and if he was confident, 107 00:05:42.720 --> 00:05:45.160 I don't know, would it matter all that much. 108 00:05:45.240 --> 00:05:47.000 I don't think I could be with someone taller than me. 109 00:05:48.000 --> 00:05:50.879 Would I feel uncomfortable? I don't know, I don't know. 110 00:05:51.199 --> 00:05:52.839 I was at it. I was at a disco bar 111 00:05:53.120 --> 00:05:54.519 on Friday night. 112 00:05:54.959 --> 00:05:55.920 At disco bar. 113 00:05:56.079 --> 00:05:58.920 Yeah, like light up dance floor disco like it was 114 00:05:58.920 --> 00:06:00.319 in downtown. It was actually really cool. 115 00:06:00.519 --> 00:06:00.680 Way. 116 00:06:01.160 --> 00:06:03.120 There was a couple there that was dancing, and it 117 00:06:03.240 --> 00:06:05.680 was like this chick and she was probably like five nine, 118 00:06:05.720 --> 00:06:07.920 she's pretty tall, and she's with a guy who was like, 119 00:06:07.959 --> 00:06:10.360 I mean I swear like five five or five cent wow. 120 00:06:10.639 --> 00:06:12.839 And I mean they looked very sweet together, they're very happy. 121 00:06:12.839 --> 00:06:14.560 But I was like, I could not do that, that 122 00:06:14.600 --> 00:06:18.439 would be it looked odd. Yeah, I just feel like 123 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:21.160 psychologically being in that relationship, it would just be it 124 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:22.800 would be like something would be off. 125 00:06:23.800 --> 00:06:25.879 Gosh, I know. But then there's a lot I mean, 126 00:06:25.959 --> 00:06:28.360 there's gonna be a lot of people that comment you 127 00:06:28.680 --> 00:06:31.920 just you could be giving up the love of your 128 00:06:31.959 --> 00:06:34.800 life only because he's just a few inches shorter than 129 00:06:34.839 --> 00:06:35.240 you'd like. 130 00:06:35.439 --> 00:06:37.040 Don't listen to the haters. Be a hater. 131 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:41.319 I'm never gonna be a hater. So, okay, I thought 132 00:06:41.319 --> 00:06:46.800 we'd start off and I I want you, guys, You're 133 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:48.560 probably gonna make fun of me, but I want you 134 00:06:48.639 --> 00:06:53.399 to honestly give me your true feedback on what I wrote, 135 00:06:53.399 --> 00:06:56.839 because I really thought this out and I did it 136 00:06:56.920 --> 00:06:59.240 from my heart, and I did it professionally. 137 00:06:59.279 --> 00:07:00.399 Did Marie for you? 138 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:01.519 She did not okay? 139 00:07:01.600 --> 00:07:02.000 All right? 140 00:07:02.160 --> 00:07:06.079 And I ran it by her and she she okayed 141 00:07:06.120 --> 00:07:10.000 all of it. She's been Yeah, she approves, she approved. 142 00:07:10.240 --> 00:07:12.000 I know. Actually get her home mic she needs it 143 00:07:12.120 --> 00:07:15.000 because she needs comments on some of this. So the 144 00:07:15.040 --> 00:07:18.040 first so there were six pictures that I posted, new ones, 145 00:07:18.759 --> 00:07:22.639 updated ones because I've been on this app before. And 146 00:07:22.680 --> 00:07:29.480 then the first prompt is dating me is like mm hmmm, 147 00:07:30.959 --> 00:07:33.079 so this is what I wrote. 148 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:38.240 Dating me is like writing a not so scary roller coaster. 149 00:07:38.639 --> 00:07:44.079 I'm terrified of the big one. No, you're not authentically fun. 150 00:07:44.560 --> 00:07:48.920 Oh let me read it without your comments because it's 151 00:07:48.920 --> 00:07:49.759 getting confusing. 152 00:07:51.040 --> 00:07:52.600 You're not terrified of the big one. 153 00:07:52.720 --> 00:07:54.800 I am terrified of big roller coasters. 154 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:56.959 Oh you were talking about roller coasters. Why that was 155 00:07:57.000 --> 00:07:57.839 code for something else? 156 00:07:58.000 --> 00:07:58.199 Wait? 157 00:07:58.199 --> 00:07:58.319 What? 158 00:07:58.560 --> 00:07:58.759 Yeah? 159 00:07:58.759 --> 00:07:59.920 Hold on, that is the stream. 160 00:08:00.319 --> 00:08:02.600 No, he needs to not comment, he needs to reading. 161 00:08:02.680 --> 00:08:03.480 She was being dirty. 162 00:08:05.000 --> 00:08:06.120 Okay, I don't know anyway. 163 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:09.519 Dating me is like writing a not so scary roller coaster. 164 00:08:09.639 --> 00:08:13.680 I'm terrified of the big ones. Authentically fun and surprisingly, 165 00:08:13.720 --> 00:08:17.000 it's exciting so much to laugh and talk about. My 166 00:08:17.040 --> 00:08:19.600 book is open. I'm curious to dive into yours. 167 00:08:22.120 --> 00:08:23.360 That's okay, right. 168 00:08:23.279 --> 00:08:25.240 I would get rid of that first line. 169 00:08:26.439 --> 00:08:29.439 The way I have it in parentheses. It's like writing 170 00:08:29.439 --> 00:08:31.680 a not so scary roller coaster because I'm afraid of 171 00:08:31.720 --> 00:08:32.480 the scary ones. 172 00:08:33.000 --> 00:08:34.039 It's I don't. 173 00:08:33.840 --> 00:08:35.960 Know, surprisingly exciting and fun. 174 00:08:37.159 --> 00:08:38.360 I just don't know if it makes lots of sense. 175 00:08:38.440 --> 00:08:41.039 Is it an innuendo too? I'm like not sure if 176 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:43.000 it is. No, but it kind of seems like it 177 00:08:43.000 --> 00:08:44.240 could be like a bad one. 178 00:08:45.320 --> 00:08:48.440 Well, I didn't. 179 00:08:47.440 --> 00:08:49.080 I'm like, God, is this just like the worst in 180 00:08:49.240 --> 00:08:49.799 window I've. 181 00:08:49.639 --> 00:08:52.440 Ever heard of? A No, I was not doing that. 182 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:54.159 I was not doing anything like that. 183 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:56.480 I would personally, I would say the first line is 184 00:08:56.519 --> 00:08:58.840 just I don't quite understand it. Okay, I think the 185 00:08:58.879 --> 00:09:01.559 rest of it's fine. All right, it does seem like you, 186 00:09:02.000 --> 00:09:02.320 all right. 187 00:09:02.399 --> 00:09:03.000 Continue. 188 00:09:03.519 --> 00:09:06.600 The way to win me over is make me laugh 189 00:09:06.679 --> 00:09:09.720 till I cry with your wit, sarcasm and charm, and 190 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:13.039 don't take yourself too seriously. We are all flawed beings, 191 00:09:13.039 --> 00:09:15.120 and sometimes those flaws are hysterical. 192 00:09:18.480 --> 00:09:22.120 Okay, okay, okay, see, not too too cringey. 193 00:09:22.320 --> 00:09:24.759 It's a little it almost gets a little philosophical in 194 00:09:24.799 --> 00:09:27.120 there with going on about the flaws. Boom. Okay. 195 00:09:27.639 --> 00:09:30.279 I'm trying to be original and kind of unique and 196 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:33.080 to stand out and be myself all these things. It's hard, 197 00:09:33.159 --> 00:09:35.399 all right, all right? Next one? 198 00:09:35.960 --> 00:09:37.360 Oh boy, oh geez? 199 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:38.120 What is this one? 200 00:09:38.279 --> 00:09:41.600 A random fact? I love? Is it takes two billion, 201 00:09:41.679 --> 00:09:44.279 three hundred and ninety five million, one hundred and sixty thousand, 202 00:09:44.279 --> 00:09:48.320 plain eminems to fill an Olympic size swimming pool. So 203 00:09:48.440 --> 00:09:49.720 I want to dive into it. 204 00:09:50.039 --> 00:09:52.159 I so want to dive into Are you like thirteen 205 00:09:52.279 --> 00:09:52.679 or something. 206 00:09:52.759 --> 00:09:54.919 Oh, I've always wanted to dive into a pool full 207 00:09:54.960 --> 00:09:55.399 of eminem. 208 00:09:55.440 --> 00:09:56.639 You should keep that to yourself. 209 00:09:57.240 --> 00:09:58.320 That's a random fact. 210 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:02.960 That's not a random random fact about yourself, about anything. 211 00:10:03.360 --> 00:10:05.720 I think you should make it more about yourself. Okay, 212 00:10:06.240 --> 00:10:08.759 it makes you more. That doesn't make you intriguing, that 213 00:10:08.799 --> 00:10:09.440 makes you weird. 214 00:10:09.600 --> 00:10:11.919 Well, let me tell you. I've received a lot of 215 00:10:11.960 --> 00:10:13.279 comments about that. 216 00:10:13.799 --> 00:10:14.039 I know. 217 00:10:14.200 --> 00:10:16.600 I just okay, guys, trying to make okay. 218 00:10:16.600 --> 00:10:18.279 Anyway, if you like it, keep it okay? 219 00:10:19.399 --> 00:10:21.879 Which event should we try? Time travel too? 220 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:24.360 I had to pick these. 221 00:10:24.840 --> 00:10:26.000 Wow, she's like these. 222 00:10:26.080 --> 00:10:31.320 Nineteen seventy two San Diego plane crash, not not too far? 223 00:10:33.440 --> 00:10:34.840 You really chose these? 224 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:37.240 These are time These are things I'd like to time travel. 225 00:10:37.279 --> 00:10:39.399 Seventy six Woodstock concert in the park. 226 00:10:39.759 --> 00:10:45.320 You're not too far off, Mars or Moon expedition, okay, 227 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:50.360 Studio fifty four in the seventies, Okay, that'd be really fun. 228 00:10:50.759 --> 00:10:53.639 Retired living on the beach in Mexico. 229 00:10:54.159 --> 00:10:59.080 All right. Gives me a Shawshank redemption vibes. 230 00:11:01.279 --> 00:11:03.840 And then this is what comes up. If somebody likes me, 231 00:11:04.000 --> 00:11:05.519 this little sentence comes up. 232 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:09.960 New matches will new matches will see your note before 233 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:13.240 the conversation starts. They can either unmatch or start the 234 00:11:13.360 --> 00:11:14.440 chat after reading it. 235 00:11:15.759 --> 00:11:16.919 Okay, that's it. 236 00:11:17.279 --> 00:11:21.039 Get Ready, you're in for a crazy, positively unique experience. 237 00:11:21.080 --> 00:11:23.440 Okay, you should get rid of that asap. That's awful. 238 00:11:24.039 --> 00:11:30.279 Why isn't it true? No, get ready, you're in for a. 239 00:11:30.360 --> 00:11:35.279 Unique It's so cringey. It It's also it's like when 240 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:37.240 someone says, like, oh, I guess I'm just quirky. It's 241 00:11:37.279 --> 00:11:41.600 like it's way too quirky. Really okay, Like it's it's 242 00:11:41.639 --> 00:11:45.559 almost kind of bizarre, all right, So like if I 243 00:11:45.559 --> 00:11:49.080 saw that, I would unmatch really actually, yeah, all right, 244 00:11:49.240 --> 00:11:50.879 it's really strange. 245 00:11:50.639 --> 00:11:52.639 I gotta say. And Marie told me this was going 246 00:11:52.720 --> 00:11:56.000 to happen right when I launched the app and it 247 00:11:56.080 --> 00:12:02.759 went live. They send like the top up tier guys, right, 248 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:07.440 so I immediately had like ninety three likes and I can 249 00:12:07.480 --> 00:12:09.559 only see one at a time since I don't pay 250 00:12:09.600 --> 00:12:14.600 for it. Well, here are some and some of these 251 00:12:14.639 --> 00:12:19.759 guys can send a little voice message just to introduce 252 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:24.360 themselves or say something interesting about themselves. So here are 253 00:12:24.480 --> 00:12:26.120 four of them that I picked out. 254 00:12:26.279 --> 00:12:27.960 Put your headphones on, Eric, put your. 255 00:12:27.879 --> 00:12:30.960 Headphones on, because this is what is out there. Okay, 256 00:12:31.519 --> 00:12:35.159 this is what's out there. Now, you tell me which one, 257 00:12:35.559 --> 00:12:36.879 my god, you would date. 258 00:12:38.200 --> 00:12:41.759 Okay, my therapist would have a lot to say, mostly 259 00:12:42.399 --> 00:12:48.840 don't revert back to my little street urchin self. Other 260 00:12:48.919 --> 00:12:53.159 than that, good progress, not perfection. 261 00:12:54.759 --> 00:12:56.399 Okay, what is that in response to. 262 00:12:58.039 --> 00:13:00.679 Like a fact about me or something about. 263 00:13:00.879 --> 00:13:04.080 These guys are leaving like deep voicemail teams for you. 264 00:13:04.120 --> 00:13:07.000 No, that's not for me. These are on their program. 265 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:09.720 Oh well, what is that specifically? And that's got to 266 00:13:09.720 --> 00:13:11.519 be to a different prompt That doesn't make any sense. 267 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:13.080 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. 268 00:13:13.000 --> 00:13:15.320 Whatever, but listen to it. He sounds like he's like 269 00:13:15.399 --> 00:13:19.360 half dead. Yeah, well okay, the other wise therapy, the 270 00:13:19.440 --> 00:13:21.759 other one talks about I kind of wrote down what 271 00:13:21.799 --> 00:13:22.639 they were talking about. 272 00:13:22.639 --> 00:13:24.240 All right, what does it say he was talking about 273 00:13:24.279 --> 00:13:24.679 his pitch. 274 00:13:24.840 --> 00:13:25.960 Oh he's pitching himself. 275 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:26.360 Okay. 276 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:30.360 You are looking for a long term, committed relationship with 277 00:13:30.440 --> 00:13:33.399 a gentleman who still believes in treating a woman the 278 00:13:33.440 --> 00:13:39.159 way they should be treated, respect valued, and honored. I'm open, honest, 279 00:13:39.720 --> 00:13:44.519 and loyal. Communication is the key to a great relationship. 280 00:13:46.360 --> 00:13:51.360 My major love languages are physical touch and quality time, 281 00:13:51.480 --> 00:13:54.600 with gifting a strong third. Anyway, if this sounds good, 282 00:13:54.679 --> 00:13:55.200 hit me up. 283 00:13:55.559 --> 00:13:55.879 Thanks. 284 00:13:56.039 --> 00:13:58.879 Okay, it sounds like you wrote that out. 285 00:13:58.960 --> 00:13:59.360 I would. 286 00:13:59.399 --> 00:14:01.399 Well, he sounds like a school teacher. 287 00:14:01.679 --> 00:14:05.879 I get some real bad vibes from that guy. I 288 00:14:06.240 --> 00:14:09.759 guarantee two perfect. She probably is loyal that he's been 289 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:12.360 cheated on. Also, bet he's not that nice to woman 290 00:14:12.519 --> 00:14:14.720 he protects it waited too hard. 291 00:14:14.840 --> 00:14:17.519 There is a giant red flag waving about that for 292 00:14:17.559 --> 00:14:19.320 some reason. And then this. 293 00:14:19.480 --> 00:14:20.799 I bet he's a huge misogynist. 294 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:22.879 This guy, what did what did? What did? 295 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:23.440 Memory? 296 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:26.480 Oh, this is one of his childhood memories. 297 00:14:26.600 --> 00:14:31.080 Oh God, So when I was young, there was a 298 00:14:31.120 --> 00:14:35.639 deer on the side of the road and I threw 299 00:14:35.720 --> 00:14:38.600 open the car door, jumped out of the car, ran 300 00:14:38.720 --> 00:14:42.480 out into the field and hugged it. And the whole 301 00:14:42.519 --> 00:14:45.519 car stayed frozen because they didn't want me to get kicked. 302 00:14:46.360 --> 00:14:48.600 And I just stayed there hugging it for a very 303 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:50.799 long time, and the deer just let me. 304 00:14:52.840 --> 00:14:54.879 I was young. What. 305 00:14:56.279 --> 00:14:59.440 Wow, this is what is out there? 306 00:14:59.519 --> 00:14:59.960 My friend? 307 00:15:00.799 --> 00:15:01.279 Wow? 308 00:15:01.480 --> 00:15:04.080 This is just the two seventy plus. This sounds like 309 00:15:04.120 --> 00:15:05.279 a dementia story. 310 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:08.120 Like no that even that guy was. I think that 311 00:15:08.360 --> 00:15:10.960 guy was like forty ish. 312 00:15:11.000 --> 00:15:11.480 Wow. 313 00:15:11.600 --> 00:15:14.799 All right, but uh so this is kind of what 314 00:15:15.080 --> 00:15:17.840 I'm uh, what I've experienced so far. 315 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:19.600 I'd go on a date with him. I bet he's 316 00:15:19.679 --> 00:15:20.440 real interesting. 317 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:22.440 Yeah, the deer hugger. 318 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:26.919 Yeah, honestly, I don't think there's any long term potential there, 319 00:15:26.960 --> 00:15:28.639 but it'd be a funny story for sure. 320 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:30.759 You know what I think she should do. I think 321 00:15:30.799 --> 00:15:34.480 she should get about twenty cats, gain about one hundred 322 00:15:34.519 --> 00:15:36.799 and fifty six pounds, and just sit around and eat 323 00:15:37.080 --> 00:15:38.360 frosting out of the can. Well. 324 00:15:38.399 --> 00:15:39.679 She's basically like that with dogs. 325 00:15:39.840 --> 00:15:42.799 Oh man, I do that in other ways. 326 00:15:42.679 --> 00:15:44.440 It's gummy bears and dogs. 327 00:15:44.480 --> 00:15:50.840 Marie, I don't want you do you want to? 328 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:51.480 No? 329 00:15:52.120 --> 00:15:55.919 Okay, did you meet well did you meet your person 330 00:15:56.039 --> 00:15:59.200 on my same app? Okay, we'll talk about We will 331 00:15:59.240 --> 00:16:01.519 talk about it later. Let me just say it's so 332 00:16:01.600 --> 00:16:04.919 far going very nice. They sat by the pool today 333 00:16:04.960 --> 00:16:07.480 at his place, and how fun is that? 334 00:16:08.759 --> 00:16:10.200 I mean fun fun? 335 00:16:10.360 --> 00:16:13.240 And they're both and like she hasn't had there were 336 00:16:13.240 --> 00:16:15.799 no major red flags. He's very nice to her. He's 337 00:16:15.919 --> 00:16:18.600 very like respectable and happy. Laura. 338 00:16:18.720 --> 00:16:21.200 Laura's like minimal requirements. 339 00:16:22.000 --> 00:16:23.919 No, and I'm saying nice things. Oh, what's. 340 00:16:26.240 --> 00:16:27.200 I'll say something nice. 341 00:16:27.279 --> 00:16:29.240 No, he seems like a really nice person. 342 00:16:29.279 --> 00:16:31.759 I'm glad that you sounds like it's a nice pool. 343 00:16:33.320 --> 00:16:37.240 Is it? He does? God, it was a perfect day 344 00:16:37.279 --> 00:16:39.360 to lay by the pool. I mean that's a nice date. 345 00:16:40.240 --> 00:16:40.879 Second date. 346 00:16:41.120 --> 00:16:43.320 Wait, do you do you tell them about like the podcast? 347 00:16:43.360 --> 00:16:45.440 Like you're like, want to hear something interesting about me? 348 00:16:45.600 --> 00:16:48.120 Sometimes I am a gist on the podcast in my 349 00:16:48.159 --> 00:16:48.679 living room. 350 00:16:50.360 --> 00:16:52.759 Yeah, she's not dut she's. 351 00:16:52.240 --> 00:16:55.279 I can't differentiate. She said to. 352 00:16:55.320 --> 00:17:00.159 Him, she said something about the podcast, and he's like, oh, oh, 353 00:17:00.240 --> 00:17:02.480 how like he wanted to know all about it and stuff. 354 00:17:02.519 --> 00:17:04.720 I'm like, oh my god. If you would have invited 355 00:17:04.799 --> 00:17:08.079 him in, he would have been on the podcast. So 356 00:17:08.079 --> 00:17:10.920 I'm glad that you didn't because I probably would have 357 00:17:11.000 --> 00:17:15.240 forced the pork to get on. That's not right. It 358 00:17:15.319 --> 00:17:19.799 would be bad. And I know myself, like I know. 359 00:17:19.720 --> 00:17:22.119 That I would a guy in fifty days. 360 00:17:21.920 --> 00:17:27.359 I know, but uh more, Oh, okay, one more? Oh god, 361 00:17:27.640 --> 00:17:30.000 this guy, this guy, this is an older guy. 362 00:17:30.880 --> 00:17:36.759 Burgonzola butter cheese in equal parts garlic, gorgonzola, or blue cheese, 363 00:17:37.039 --> 00:17:41.240 and then also Italian salted butter. You reduce all that 364 00:17:41.480 --> 00:17:44.480 at low heat to make sure nothing burns. Mix it 365 00:17:44.519 --> 00:17:46.960 together when it's mixed equally. Put that back into a 366 00:17:47.000 --> 00:17:49.440 container under the freezer. And now you've got that for 367 00:17:49.559 --> 00:17:52.279 cooking later. Are we going to put that on steaks? 368 00:17:52.960 --> 00:17:54.440 Are we going to mix that with a little bit 369 00:17:54.440 --> 00:17:57.039 of olive oil and make a salad dressing? What are 370 00:17:57.079 --> 00:17:59.079 we gonna do with that? Let's cook? 371 00:18:00.359 --> 00:18:02.880 Do you know the only thing that's burning? After hearing 372 00:18:02.920 --> 00:18:04.680 that on my ears, I know. 373 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:06.559 Actually kind of like his voice though. 374 00:18:07.000 --> 00:18:11.640 It creeped me out, but yeah, he sounds like somebody 375 00:18:11.640 --> 00:18:13.880 that would be telling you at some point in your relationship, 376 00:18:14.039 --> 00:18:17.480 who puts lotion in the basket like something. 377 00:18:17.839 --> 00:18:22.200 Yeah, and I did a voice prompt and I didn't 378 00:18:22.200 --> 00:18:24.640 put it on, and it's on my phone and I 379 00:18:24.759 --> 00:18:26.880 you can't get on my app. Maybe you on and 380 00:18:27.160 --> 00:18:30.200 it's okay, it's it's something. It's not very I am 381 00:18:30.279 --> 00:18:31.400 not getting on your app. 382 00:18:31.759 --> 00:18:35.200 You've got some promising guys here, no way. Okay. If 383 00:18:35.200 --> 00:18:36.440 you had to pick one of them, which one would 384 00:18:36.440 --> 00:18:36.640 it be? 385 00:18:39.440 --> 00:18:43.839 The deer Hugger? Probably just because it's kind of cute 386 00:18:43.880 --> 00:18:44.759 and interesting. 387 00:18:44.880 --> 00:18:49.519 It's not that cute, but definitely the therapy guy. Also 388 00:18:50.720 --> 00:18:52.680 former sea urchin or street urchin. 389 00:18:53.240 --> 00:18:54.000 What does that mean? 390 00:18:54.039 --> 00:18:55.319 I don't know if does that mean he was part 391 00:18:55.359 --> 00:18:57.279 of a gang or is it a misdemeanor or something? 392 00:18:57.400 --> 00:18:59.720 No, he probably that's just like a you know, like 393 00:19:00.160 --> 00:19:03.079 the urchins in the sea, like a little ree urchin. 394 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:04.200 That's that's like. 395 00:19:04.119 --> 00:19:06.960 A Is that a like a slang term for something that's. 396 00:19:06.799 --> 00:19:08.920 Slang for someone who used to be on the streets 397 00:19:08.960 --> 00:19:09.240 a lot? 398 00:19:09.440 --> 00:19:10.200 Oh boy, that. 399 00:19:10.240 --> 00:19:14.279 Gives me crime vibes. I could also just mean, I guess, 400 00:19:14.359 --> 00:19:17.319 like a bum or something. I don't know. 401 00:19:17.400 --> 00:19:18.119