Speaker 1: Hi, This is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast.
Speaker 2: Troy a sight, don't be all a man, babe. Not
once great champ, now sunny and mopishness no longer the
factory hungry still wait right, so many times payful by
a pathetic wash up age ax Champion.
Speaker 1: All right, let's go. I think you know the guy,
and I think you know what? Pretty there? WHOA? His
name is he Presley? He press He Presley?
Speaker 2: What's my name?
Speaker 1: Say my name, bitch?
Speaker 2: My good friend?
Speaker 1: Is he Presley? Is he Presley? Is Presley Couch? Is
he Presley? WHOA? That sounds a little weird? Is he President?
Is he Presley? Is he Presley? The heaviest, gurthiest rocky
j around? Hey, this is Jeffer. You listen to Izzy Presley.
Those aren't pillows? Yeah? That was in there on purpose.
Hello Las Vegas, Hello world. Hello, my loyal minions, especially
my loyal minions, the ones who are in the miniondom
that is called the Patreon Patreon dot com slash Realizy Persley.
I you know what, I push it and I push
it and I push it and I push it because
I want you guys there? Why do I want you
guys there because I want to keep giving you guys
great content. And the more people in the Miniondom, the
more people in the Another Reforent Podcast Patreon, the more
people in the Realzy President Patreon's Real Ezy Presley at Patreon.
By the way, it's only five dollars a month, the
more and better content I can give you. Look all
the Patreon as they're getting three to six shows a week,
sometimes more, sometimes less, depending on my schedule. Last weekend
was tough because Thursday through Sunday I was at the
Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show at the beautiful Silverton Resorting
Casino and on my feet all day. I had two
concerts I had to MC. One of them was the
Rock Gods Hall of Fame, which was awesome, but I
was beat. I was tired by the time I got
home because I had to go to vamped after you
know important shit because you know, Faster was playing there
and I can't miss it when my brothers are in town.
And then One Last Kiss is playing there and my
two of my players in act are in One Last Kiss,
so I had to go see them midnight. By the
time I get home, I'm not gonna bust out a
podcast because I have to get up so goddamn early.
It's I mean, it's don't get me wrong, it's almost
eleven o'clock right now. But I haven't been walking around
a convention center all day, just walking in circles talking
on a microphone. I know that doesn't sound very tiring,
but it is, especially when you're chubby, and and then
MC the shows and then go to see shows a
dress of goddamn beers. Oh I'm sorry, I nearly forgot ah,
God bless beer only what I'm having today, And so
I'll beat. I'm tired. I get home, I have to
get sleep souse, I have to get back up at
the butt cracking down to get back there. Not excuses,
but here's the thing. Here is and I'm gonna get
to the topic at hand very very soon, and that
is food snobbery. And that's not directed to anybody in particular.
Mister Caplocci. You just reminded me of the subject that
needed to be chatted about. Not going to be a
long show tonight, but this is, uh, the one that
goes out all over This is the one that well,
it'll be released on Wednesday, for the general pop and uh,
you guys will have it before midnight Pacific Standard time
on Monday. Why because you pay for it and you
get it add free. So there's that. I forgot where
I was. I forgot what I was going to say.
Oh yes, and this is the lasting I'm gonna say
about it. I'm just going to finish my thought about
why you should be on the Patreon is he I
know there hasn't been a lot of guests lately. Well,
I don't have time. Yes, there are guests that are
going to be coming up, but doing instacart ten to
twelve hours a day sometimes it's really hard to schedule
guests because well, one, they're not all in Las Vegas. Two,
if somebody's on the East Coast, I get home at
eight o'clock, nine o'clock, it's almost midnight there. That's not
gonna happen. I don't expect somebody to be up late
unless they're an idol. Like when I get Mike Varney
finally over, he's an idol. I can do that at
ten o'clock at night and he's gonna be like, hey,
how you doing pally? And that's fine because that's how
Mike Varney is, And yes, I realize doing Instacart, I
can make my own schedule. I can come home when
I want, and I do I will, but it sucks
missing work. That's what I'm saying is, folks, sign up
for the Patreon. It's only five dollars a month. I
have a goal of five hundred subscribers. I even if
I hit three hundred subscribers, I can still give you, guys,
three shows a week that go to the public, six
shows a week that go straight to the Patreon. Folks
add free, by the way. They get the video first too.
When there's video, When I have a guest on the show,
I could be giving you that much content. I can
be giving you that many interviews. I can't do that
right now. Is it my fault, Yes, it's my fault.
I chose this lot in life. I chose this way
to try to get by, to have the flexibility to
go out and do shows whenever I want. But unfortunately
Instacart pays like ass. I am the working poor, and
I would rather sit here and talk into a microphone
to you lovely folks, then go grocery stop. Look, the
shopping part doesn't bother delivery part doesn't bother. It's the
waiting part and the tipping part, because if you use instacart,
I do not know if you know this. We get
paid five dollars for an order, roughly five dollars. Sometimes
they add two to three orders on top of that
one order. And I'm not gonna sit here and tell
you that they give you five dollars poer order when
they put three more orders on there, because they do not.
They might kick it up to seven dollars for the
four So we make all of our money on tips.
And if you're sending somebody to the grocery store to
go grocery shopping for you and then deliver it to
your door to your specifications, I want this. I want that.
That's fine. You are the paying customer. That is what
you're going to get. If you're sending somebody to the
grocery to get you four cases of water and a
whole bunch of other things, you forget that we have
to carry those four cases of water. It's a part
of the job. I'm not whining about it. I'm just
saying remember that when you are tipping. It's all I'm saying.
Just remember that you are sending somebody to the grocery
to do your grocery shopping for you. And yes, I
understand that Instacart charges for delivery. They give us a
small percentage of that. As you now know, they make
all the money. The only way we make money is
on tips. So if there's an order where there's no tip,
we're not going to take it. There's your word to
the wise for the day. So anyways, I would rather
sit and talk into a microphone to you guys every
single day, come up with topics, come up with guests,
come up with fun banter. All it takes is for
you guys to hit the Patreon. Because I don't know
if you've noticed this, there are no sponsors for the
show because nobody wants to sponsor podcasts unless your name
is Joe Rogan or Adam Carolla or any of the
other podcasts that actually do business. Talker Carlson pay aid partnerships.
I need some of those. The commercials that you hear
these are put in by AI. I have nothing to
do with them. I get a very very very very
very very very very very very very very very very
very very small percentage of those of the money. So
there's that sign up for the Patreon, Patreon dot com
slash real Lizzy Presley hit up all the iNTS the
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Cameo Venmo. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's all that shit.
So I'm already ten minutes in and i haven't even
touched the topic. And that's fine because we're getting there
right now. I have to address something and this is
a very very very very very important thing. And let
me take a sip of beer first, because God bless beer.
Goddamn is that delicious. There is some serious food snobbery
that goes on in this country. There is some serious
food snobbery that goes on all over this country. Where
does it usually originate. Chicago and the East Coast. New
Yorkers stand on a pedestal scream from the mountaintops. Jerseys
as well. Jersey as well. There is no pizza in
the world. There are no bagels in the world that
are as good as New York bagels. Chicago stands on
the mountaintop. There is no pizza in this world that
is as good as Chicago pizza. And Oh, yeah, they
claim to take all pizza Chicago. You do not stay
claim to every single kind of pizza, but you seem
to believe. So, Oh, it's pizza, it's from Chicago. That's
Chicago style.
Speaker 2: No it is not.
Speaker 1: You have your deep dish lasagna that's in a circle.
That is Chicago style. Thin crust tavern cut is not
Chicago style. That is Midwestern style. I'm sorry, but it's true. Yes,
I understand that is what the locals actually eat, but
I don't know how to break this to you, but
that's how everybody in the Midwest eats their pizza. It's greasy,
it's thin crust, it's cutting squares, and that's how we
eat it. I'm surprised Chicago who hasn't tried to claim
New York pizza as its own as well, because that's
what they do. Chicago, the heart of the Heartland. You
are a bunch of assholes. Go drink your milort. And
of course I'm joking about the assholes part, but seriously,
go drink your milord. There's no reason for that. That's brutal.
I ain't gonna do that. But as I said, New
Yorkers stand on a pedestal and claim that there is
no pizza, There are no bagels, there are no delis
like there are in New York. There is nothing good
anywhere else in the world other than the pizza in
New York and the bagels in New York. All the
other bagels and pizza suck because they are not from
New York. Here is my point. Let me clear my throat.
You'd think it's the best because that is what you
grew up on. H is he What do you mean
it is the best because it's from New York. Listen
to me, That's what you grew up on. That's what
your palette is. So you think anything that tastes different
from that sucks? Why? Because of nothing guff from New
York and thought the gov from the youth. Don't they
got that from? Got out? There's nothing like it anywhere.
It's not good anywhere. I do not know how to
break this to you, but there is good versions of
pizza every in every single town in this country. There
are good bagels in every single town in this country. Well,
what are you talking about. They don't go from New York.
They can't be good. Well they are. That is what
you grew up on, and that's what your palette is.
It's like craft macaronian cheese. Is it the best mac
and cheese? No? Do I love it? Yes? Why do
I love it? Why is that my go to? Because
that is what I grew up on, That is what
I grew up eating, That is what I grew up making.
Do you see? Is it all making sense now? But
that bagels good doesn't come from New York? I don't care.
There are a ton of great bagel places in this
city of Las Vegas, Nevada. There are a ton of
great places in Los Angeles. Oh my god. There are
great bagel places in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. But you can't get
a cheese steak outside of Philly. That's not a good
real cheese steak. It's it's not a real cheese steak
because it wasn't made in Philadelphia. Yes, Philly, you're on
the docket too. Have I ever had a bagel in
New York?
Speaker 2: No? I have not.
Speaker 1: Have I ever had pizza in New York? No I
have not. Have I ever had a cheese steak in Philadelphia?
No I have not. Have I ever had the hot
pork sandwich from Philadelphia? Yes, I have done. I have
it in Philadelphia. No, I did not. I had in
Las Vegas, had a place from Philadelphia that's in the Rio.
But it can't be as good because it wasn't made
in Philadelphia. Fuck off. There are great cheese steak places
every single place in this country. Richie Conson was on
this podcast the very first time. I asked him where
is the best cheese steak in Los Angeles? And he
told me Philly's best. So I went there and I
tried it, and yes, it was delicious. I mean, it's
not the same as Philadelphia, but you're not in Philadelphia.
Of course it's not the same, but you know what,
it probably tastes the same. But the bread, how do
you know they don't fly in the water or ship
in some water to make the dough to make it
taste exactly like it. How do you know they don't
ship in the bread from Philadelphia. Well, there you go.
There it is. It's exactly like a cheeseteak from Philadelphia.
But it didn't come from Philadelphia, so it's not as good.
You see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm
getting at? Do you understand our pizza and bagels in
New York probably amazing. I would bet so. But it
doesn't matter because I do not have to go to
New York to get pizza. I do not have to
go to Boston to get clam chowder. Am I excited
about eating clam chowder in Boston in August? You're goddamn right,
I am.
Speaker 2: Do.
Speaker 1: I expect it to be better than any clam chowder
I've ever had in my life because I'm having it
in Boston. No, it's not quantum physics, folks. I can
prove this on an etcha sketch. Thank you, Bill Hicks.
You see what I'm saying. It's all a matter of opinion.
It's all a matter of personal taste. It's all a
matter of what you grew up up on. Is there
a good chance that somebody from Provo? It's just there
are a chance that somebody from New Mexico can have
pizza and then go to New York and have pizza
and think it's better. Of course there is. There is
a great chance of that. Does it matter? No, it
does not, Is it one h guaranteed? No it is not.
But see here's the other side of it. As you
build up the stigma, you tell everybody. It's the best here.
It's not good anywhere else. This is the only place
to get it because this is the only place that
pizza matters. See how you sound, Chicago. So you're setting
a level of expectation that you're trying to convince people
before they even had it, that that's the only kind
of pizza they're ever gonna want for the rest of
their life, because pizza everywhere else sucks when it in
fact does not. You See, Yes, do I have my
favorite places in Vegas? You're goddamn right, I do, goddamn right.
I do you like different things? You like different places?
Is my favorite place at New York Place? No, my
favorite place is capriotis not Caprioti's. Uh uh, that's a subplace.
Uh Rosari's or Rosatti's or whatever the fuck it is.
It's a chain. Oh my god, he likes the chain. Yeah,
because they do the Midwestern style, the Midwestern tavern style,
not the Chicago's tavern style, the Midwestern tavern style. Same
goes for you in Detroit. Yes, you have your square
pizza that is delectable. The Red Dwarf here in Vegas
makes amazing pizza, like that quote unquote Detroit style. But
y'all know the real style and pizza in Oh my god, see,
I'm so fucking tired. You all know the real style
of pizza in Detroit is thin crust, square cut, Midwestern style.
Let's you know that's true. That's not Chicago style. Sorry Chicago.
There it is. Oh, before I go, I just want
to tell you guys something that I may have acquired
another gig that will not inform and interfere with podcasting,
may actually help it, but still sign off for the Patreon.
It's only five dollars a month. See, you don't have
to have interviews all the time and talk about rock
and roll music all the time to have a good show.
I feel like this is a good show. I feel
it was all right. It's just me ranting, and there's
nothing wrong with that. I hope it was entertaining because
that's what it was supposed to be. But I had
a conversation with a good friend today and it looks
like they may have something for me that was right
up my alley. Eh So anyways, there it is. There's
your show. It has been June second, twenty twenty five.
Lots of great stuff coming up. I do have interviews
lined up. I didn't have to nail down the dates.
Tom and Zeus from Shout Out Loud Cast, Jason Hook,
Scott Sneyder from Great White. Yes, I know it's ironic
that those two guys are was just with this weekend.
I mean, oh my god, it's amazing what happens when
we actually have somebody if they want to come on
the show. Mike Varney's gonna be coming on after the
hockey season is over. I'm sure Brian Slag will be available.
Brian's not available for interviews during hockey playoffs. That's just
the way of this. Finally, finally get Brian on, Finally
get Mike Varney on. There's a couple other names that
I'm forgiving were now. I wanted to do a Van
Halen gear show because if you weren't listening, if you
weren't on the Patriot, didn't hear the show about the
pickup that's coming up. And you can find the j
CON Guitars j Con jko n guitars dot com. You
can get the exact clone of Eddie's fifty one pickup
that was in that guitar. I played it at the
show this weekend. And it was phenomenal. So anyways, we're
getting to a Van Heal and Gears show at some
point as well. Anyways, that's it, I ran out of outro.
We'll see you guys, possibly later this week on the
For you free birds stole from aj Benzon for you
people not on the Patreon, but if you're on the Patreon,
I'm sure i'll talk to you tomorrow. Don't forget why
lack of talent I make up for a cock and
your pizza is not the best, just because that's what
you grew up on. Bye bye,