1 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:03,439 Speaker 1: Hi, This is Bobby Brown and welcome to another fucking podcast. 2 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:10,839 Speaker 2: Troy a sight, don't be all a man, babe. Not 3 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:17,719 once great champ, now sunny and mopishness no longer the 4 00:00:17,920 --> 00:00:22,519 factory hungry still wait right, so many times payful by 5 00:00:22,760 --> 00:00:27,000 a pathetic wash up age ax Champion. 6 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:32,600 Speaker 1: All right, let's go. I think you know the guy, 7 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:36,039 and I think you know what? Pretty there? WHOA? His 8 00:00:36,359 --> 00:00:43,320 name is he Presley? He press He Presley? 9 00:00:43,560 --> 00:00:44,159 Speaker 2: What's my name? 10 00:00:44,679 --> 00:00:45,600 Speaker 1: Say my name, bitch? 11 00:00:45,759 --> 00:00:46,359 Speaker 2: My good friend? 12 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:51,679 Speaker 1: Is he Presley? Is he Presley? Is Presley Couch? Is 13 00:00:51,719 --> 00:00:54,079 he Presley? WHOA? That sounds a little weird? Is he President? 14 00:00:54,359 --> 00:00:58,000 Is he Presley? Is he Presley? The heaviest, gurthiest rocky 15 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:01,920 j around? Hey, this is Jeffer. You listen to Izzy Presley. 16 00:01:02,359 --> 00:01:07,760 Those aren't pillows? Yeah? That was in there on purpose. 17 00:01:08,079 --> 00:01:14,799 Hello Las Vegas, Hello world. Hello, my loyal minions, especially 18 00:01:15,439 --> 00:01:19,000 my loyal minions, the ones who are in the miniondom 19 00:01:20,599 --> 00:01:23,840 that is called the Patreon Patreon dot com slash Realizy Persley. 20 00:01:23,879 --> 00:01:26,840 I you know what, I push it and I push 21 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,439 it and I push it and I push it because 22 00:01:28,439 --> 00:01:30,439 I want you guys there? Why do I want you 23 00:01:30,519 --> 00:01:32,159 guys there because I want to keep giving you guys 24 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:37,120 great content. And the more people in the Miniondom, the 25 00:01:37,239 --> 00:01:41,120 more people in the Another Reforent Podcast Patreon, the more 26 00:01:41,159 --> 00:01:44,000 people in the Realzy President Patreon's Real Ezy Presley at Patreon. 27 00:01:44,040 --> 00:01:47,319 By the way, it's only five dollars a month, the 28 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:54,599 more and better content I can give you. Look all 29 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:59,079 the Patreon as they're getting three to six shows a week, 30 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:03,560 sometimes more, sometimes less, depending on my schedule. Last weekend 31 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:07,480 was tough because Thursday through Sunday I was at the 32 00:02:09,159 --> 00:02:15,080 Las Vegas Guitar Trade Show at the beautiful Silverton Resorting 33 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:21,639 Casino and on my feet all day. I had two 34 00:02:21,759 --> 00:02:24,360 concerts I had to MC. One of them was the 35 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:31,680 Rock Gods Hall of Fame, which was awesome, but I 36 00:02:31,800 --> 00:02:33,479 was beat. I was tired by the time I got 37 00:02:33,560 --> 00:02:36,039 home because I had to go to vamped after you 38 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,319 know important shit because you know, Faster was playing there 39 00:02:38,319 --> 00:02:40,159 and I can't miss it when my brothers are in town. 40 00:02:40,199 --> 00:02:41,919 And then One Last Kiss is playing there and my 41 00:02:42,319 --> 00:02:44,479 two of my players in act are in One Last Kiss, 42 00:02:44,560 --> 00:02:49,039 so I had to go see them midnight. By the 43 00:02:49,080 --> 00:02:51,319 time I get home, I'm not gonna bust out a 44 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:54,560 podcast because I have to get up so goddamn early. 45 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,599 It's I mean, it's don't get me wrong, it's almost 46 00:02:56,680 --> 00:03:01,639 eleven o'clock right now. But I haven't been walking around 47 00:03:01,680 --> 00:03:06,159 a convention center all day, just walking in circles talking 48 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:11,319 on a microphone. I know that doesn't sound very tiring, 49 00:03:11,400 --> 00:03:18,520 but it is, especially when you're chubby, and and then 50 00:03:18,680 --> 00:03:23,039 MC the shows and then go to see shows a 51 00:03:23,120 --> 00:03:29,120 dress of goddamn beers. Oh I'm sorry, I nearly forgot ah, 52 00:03:31,680 --> 00:03:40,400 God bless beer only what I'm having today, And so 53 00:03:40,520 --> 00:03:42,120 I'll beat. I'm tired. I get home, I have to 54 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:43,719 get sleep souse, I have to get back up at 55 00:03:43,759 --> 00:03:47,159 the butt cracking down to get back there. Not excuses, 56 00:03:47,639 --> 00:03:51,199 but here's the thing. Here is and I'm gonna get 57 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,759 to the topic at hand very very soon, and that 58 00:03:54,080 --> 00:04:00,599 is food snobbery. And that's not directed to anybody in particular. 59 00:04:00,719 --> 00:04:08,360 Mister Caplocci. You just reminded me of the subject that 60 00:04:08,520 --> 00:04:12,159 needed to be chatted about. Not going to be a 61 00:04:12,199 --> 00:04:15,400 long show tonight, but this is, uh, the one that 62 00:04:15,479 --> 00:04:19,199 goes out all over This is the one that well, 63 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:26,759 it'll be released on Wednesday, for the general pop and uh, 64 00:04:27,720 --> 00:04:30,720 you guys will have it before midnight Pacific Standard time 65 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:35,360 on Monday. Why because you pay for it and you 66 00:04:35,439 --> 00:04:43,199 get it add free. So there's that. I forgot where 67 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:45,680 I was. I forgot what I was going to say. 68 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:49,680 Oh yes, and this is the lasting I'm gonna say 69 00:04:49,720 --> 00:04:52,720 about it. I'm just going to finish my thought about 70 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:55,399 why you should be on the Patreon is he I 71 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:57,480 know there hasn't been a lot of guests lately. Well, 72 00:04:57,519 --> 00:05:01,920 I don't have time. Yes, there are guests that are 73 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:07,000 going to be coming up, but doing instacart ten to 74 00:05:07,079 --> 00:05:12,959 twelve hours a day sometimes it's really hard to schedule 75 00:05:13,040 --> 00:05:16,680 guests because well, one, they're not all in Las Vegas. Two, 76 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:19,439 if somebody's on the East Coast, I get home at 77 00:05:20,000 --> 00:05:25,560 eight o'clock, nine o'clock, it's almost midnight there. That's not 78 00:05:25,680 --> 00:05:29,040 gonna happen. I don't expect somebody to be up late 79 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:33,680 unless they're an idol. Like when I get Mike Varney 80 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:35,920 finally over, he's an idol. I can do that at 81 00:05:35,959 --> 00:05:37,959 ten o'clock at night and he's gonna be like, hey, 82 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:42,759 how you doing pally? And that's fine because that's how 83 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:49,199 Mike Varney is, And yes, I realize doing Instacart, I 84 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,279 can make my own schedule. I can come home when 85 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:59,480 I want, and I do I will, but it sucks 86 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:02,240 missing work. That's what I'm saying is, folks, sign up 87 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,399 for the Patreon. It's only five dollars a month. I 88 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:10,720 have a goal of five hundred subscribers. I even if 89 00:06:10,759 --> 00:06:17,079 I hit three hundred subscribers, I can still give you, guys, 90 00:06:17,800 --> 00:06:20,800 three shows a week that go to the public, six 91 00:06:20,920 --> 00:06:24,720 shows a week that go straight to the Patreon. Folks 92 00:06:26,439 --> 00:06:30,240 add free, by the way. They get the video first too. 93 00:06:30,240 --> 00:06:32,160 When there's video, When I have a guest on the show, 94 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,079 I could be giving you that much content. I can 95 00:06:36,519 --> 00:06:41,079 be giving you that many interviews. I can't do that 96 00:06:41,240 --> 00:06:48,160 right now. Is it my fault, Yes, it's my fault. 97 00:06:48,360 --> 00:06:51,879 I chose this lot in life. I chose this way 98 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:55,439 to try to get by, to have the flexibility to 99 00:06:55,519 --> 00:07:01,120 go out and do shows whenever I want. But unfortunately 100 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:06,639 Instacart pays like ass. I am the working poor, and 101 00:07:06,959 --> 00:07:09,439 I would rather sit here and talk into a microphone 102 00:07:09,439 --> 00:07:14,160 to you lovely folks, then go grocery stop. Look, the 103 00:07:14,240 --> 00:07:17,160 shopping part doesn't bother delivery part doesn't bother. It's the 104 00:07:17,240 --> 00:07:21,279 waiting part and the tipping part, because if you use instacart, 105 00:07:21,439 --> 00:07:25,519 I do not know if you know this. We get 106 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:30,720 paid five dollars for an order, roughly five dollars. Sometimes 107 00:07:30,879 --> 00:07:35,480 they add two to three orders on top of that 108 00:07:36,040 --> 00:07:42,959 one order. And I'm not gonna sit here and tell 109 00:07:43,040 --> 00:07:45,560 you that they give you five dollars poer order when 110 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,279 they put three more orders on there, because they do not. 111 00:07:50,800 --> 00:07:53,000 They might kick it up to seven dollars for the 112 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:57,879 four So we make all of our money on tips. 113 00:08:01,759 --> 00:08:04,800 And if you're sending somebody to the grocery store to 114 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:08,600 go grocery shopping for you and then deliver it to 115 00:08:08,879 --> 00:08:14,879 your door to your specifications, I want this. I want that. 116 00:08:15,160 --> 00:08:17,560 That's fine. You are the paying customer. That is what 117 00:08:17,680 --> 00:08:20,920 you're going to get. If you're sending somebody to the 118 00:08:20,959 --> 00:08:26,639 grocery to get you four cases of water and a 119 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:32,679 whole bunch of other things, you forget that we have 120 00:08:32,799 --> 00:08:35,399 to carry those four cases of water. It's a part 121 00:08:35,440 --> 00:08:38,600 of the job. I'm not whining about it. I'm just 122 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:47,639 saying remember that when you are tipping. It's all I'm saying. 123 00:08:48,919 --> 00:08:54,759 Just remember that you are sending somebody to the grocery 124 00:08:54,840 --> 00:08:57,519 to do your grocery shopping for you. And yes, I 125 00:08:57,759 --> 00:09:03,200 understand that Instacart charges for delivery. They give us a 126 00:09:03,279 --> 00:09:08,480 small percentage of that. As you now know, they make 127 00:09:08,639 --> 00:09:11,360 all the money. The only way we make money is 128 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,879 on tips. So if there's an order where there's no tip, 129 00:09:14,240 --> 00:09:18,480 we're not going to take it. There's your word to 130 00:09:18,559 --> 00:09:20,279 the wise for the day. So anyways, I would rather 131 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,159 sit and talk into a microphone to you guys every 132 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:31,279 single day, come up with topics, come up with guests, 133 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:36,679 come up with fun banter. All it takes is for 134 00:09:36,759 --> 00:09:39,320 you guys to hit the Patreon. Because I don't know 135 00:09:39,399 --> 00:09:44,200 if you've noticed this, there are no sponsors for the 136 00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:52,840 show because nobody wants to sponsor podcasts unless your name 137 00:09:52,919 --> 00:09:56,240 is Joe Rogan or Adam Carolla or any of the 138 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:00,799 other podcasts that actually do business. Talker Carlson pay aid partnerships. 139 00:10:00,879 --> 00:10:04,519 I need some of those. The commercials that you hear 140 00:10:04,600 --> 00:10:06,639 these are put in by AI. I have nothing to 141 00:10:06,679 --> 00:10:08,799 do with them. I get a very very very very 142 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:12,200 very very very very very very very very very very 143 00:10:12,360 --> 00:10:17,000 very very very very very very very very very very 144 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:23,039 very very small percentage of those of the money. So 145 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:29,159 there's that sign up for the Patreon, Patreon dot com 146 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:31,480 slash real Lizzy Presley hit up all the iNTS the 147 00:10:32,279 --> 00:10:36,240 socials as well, real Azy Presley, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and Patreon. 148 00:10:37,519 --> 00:10:47,080 Cameo Venmo. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, there's all that shit. 149 00:10:49,559 --> 00:10:51,320 So I'm already ten minutes in and i haven't even 150 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:55,120 touched the topic. And that's fine because we're getting there 151 00:10:55,159 --> 00:10:58,600 right now. I have to address something and this is 152 00:10:58,639 --> 00:11:00,960 a very very very very very important thing. And let 153 00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:03,679 me take a sip of beer first, because God bless beer. 154 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:13,799 Goddamn is that delicious. There is some serious food snobbery 155 00:11:13,919 --> 00:11:17,360 that goes on in this country. There is some serious 156 00:11:17,480 --> 00:11:21,639 food snobbery that goes on all over this country. Where 157 00:11:21,679 --> 00:11:33,960 does it usually originate. Chicago and the East Coast. New 158 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:39,240 Yorkers stand on a pedestal scream from the mountaintops. Jerseys 159 00:11:39,279 --> 00:11:45,600 as well. Jersey as well. There is no pizza in 160 00:11:45,720 --> 00:11:49,720 the world. There are no bagels in the world that 161 00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:55,879 are as good as New York bagels. Chicago stands on 162 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,799 the mountaintop. There is no pizza in this world that 163 00:11:58,960 --> 00:12:01,200 is as good as Chicago pizza. And Oh, yeah, they 164 00:12:01,320 --> 00:12:06,080 claim to take all pizza Chicago. You do not stay 165 00:12:06,240 --> 00:12:10,279 claim to every single kind of pizza, but you seem 166 00:12:10,440 --> 00:12:15,279 to believe. So, Oh, it's pizza, it's from Chicago. That's 167 00:12:15,360 --> 00:12:16,240 Chicago style. 168 00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:17,840 Speaker 2: No it is not. 169 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:21,559 Speaker 1: You have your deep dish lasagna that's in a circle. 170 00:12:23,039 --> 00:12:29,120 That is Chicago style. Thin crust tavern cut is not 171 00:12:29,720 --> 00:12:37,039 Chicago style. That is Midwestern style. I'm sorry, but it's true. Yes, 172 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:40,559 I understand that is what the locals actually eat, but 173 00:12:40,759 --> 00:12:43,919 I don't know how to break this to you, but 174 00:12:44,159 --> 00:12:50,039 that's how everybody in the Midwest eats their pizza. It's greasy, 175 00:12:50,440 --> 00:12:54,600 it's thin crust, it's cutting squares, and that's how we 176 00:12:54,840 --> 00:13:01,200 eat it. I'm surprised Chicago who hasn't tried to claim 177 00:13:01,279 --> 00:13:03,840 New York pizza as its own as well, because that's 178 00:13:03,879 --> 00:13:12,000 what they do. Chicago, the heart of the Heartland. You 179 00:13:12,120 --> 00:13:16,799 are a bunch of assholes. Go drink your milort. And 180 00:13:16,919 --> 00:13:21,000 of course I'm joking about the assholes part, but seriously, 181 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:23,879 go drink your milord. There's no reason for that. That's brutal. 182 00:13:25,000 --> 00:13:29,519 I ain't gonna do that. But as I said, New 183 00:13:29,639 --> 00:13:32,480 Yorkers stand on a pedestal and claim that there is 184 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,320 no pizza, There are no bagels, there are no delis 185 00:13:36,480 --> 00:13:40,159 like there are in New York. There is nothing good 186 00:13:40,480 --> 00:13:44,320 anywhere else in the world other than the pizza in 187 00:13:44,399 --> 00:13:46,320 New York and the bagels in New York. All the 188 00:13:46,399 --> 00:13:49,159 other bagels and pizza suck because they are not from 189 00:13:49,279 --> 00:13:59,039 New York. Here is my point. Let me clear my throat. 190 00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:07,240 You'd think it's the best because that is what you 191 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:13,000 grew up on. H is he What do you mean 192 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,039 it is the best because it's from New York. Listen 193 00:14:15,080 --> 00:14:21,519 to me, That's what you grew up on. That's what 194 00:14:21,600 --> 00:14:24,399 your palette is. So you think anything that tastes different 195 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:29,200 from that sucks? Why? Because of nothing guff from New 196 00:14:29,279 --> 00:14:31,159 York and thought the gov from the youth. Don't they 197 00:14:31,279 --> 00:14:35,360 got that from? Got out? There's nothing like it anywhere. 198 00:14:36,200 --> 00:14:38,600 It's not good anywhere. I do not know how to 199 00:14:38,639 --> 00:14:41,320 break this to you, but there is good versions of 200 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:46,360 pizza every in every single town in this country. There 201 00:14:46,440 --> 00:14:49,480 are good bagels in every single town in this country. Well, 202 00:14:49,519 --> 00:14:51,120 what are you talking about. They don't go from New York. 203 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:56,440 They can't be good. Well they are. That is what 204 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,600 you grew up on, and that's what your palette is. 205 00:14:59,159 --> 00:15:03,919 It's like craft macaronian cheese. Is it the best mac 206 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:08,200 and cheese? No? Do I love it? Yes? Why do 207 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:11,000 I love it? Why is that my go to? Because 208 00:15:11,080 --> 00:15:14,919 that is what I grew up on, That is what 209 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:17,559 I grew up eating, That is what I grew up making. 210 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:26,559 Do you see? Is it all making sense now? But 211 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:31,159 that bagels good doesn't come from New York? I don't care. 212 00:15:34,639 --> 00:15:37,600 There are a ton of great bagel places in this 213 00:15:38,039 --> 00:15:40,600 city of Las Vegas, Nevada. There are a ton of 214 00:15:40,639 --> 00:15:45,759 great places in Los Angeles. Oh my god. There are 215 00:15:45,919 --> 00:15:52,639 great bagel places in Sheboygan, Wisconsin. But you can't get 216 00:15:52,679 --> 00:15:54,720 a cheese steak outside of Philly. That's not a good 217 00:15:54,919 --> 00:16:00,720 real cheese steak. It's it's not a real cheese steak 218 00:16:00,720 --> 00:16:06,840 because it wasn't made in Philadelphia. Yes, Philly, you're on 219 00:16:06,960 --> 00:16:11,519 the docket too. Have I ever had a bagel in 220 00:16:11,639 --> 00:16:12,039 New York? 221 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:12,720 Speaker 2: No? I have not. 222 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,840 Speaker 1: Have I ever had pizza in New York? No I 223 00:16:14,919 --> 00:16:19,399 have not. Have I ever had a cheese steak in Philadelphia? 224 00:16:19,559 --> 00:16:23,919 No I have not. Have I ever had the hot 225 00:16:24,039 --> 00:16:27,000 pork sandwich from Philadelphia? Yes, I have done. I have 226 00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,480 it in Philadelphia. No, I did not. I had in 227 00:16:29,559 --> 00:16:32,559 Las Vegas, had a place from Philadelphia that's in the Rio. 228 00:16:36,919 --> 00:16:38,559 But it can't be as good because it wasn't made 229 00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:45,200 in Philadelphia. Fuck off. There are great cheese steak places 230 00:16:45,480 --> 00:16:51,759 every single place in this country. Richie Conson was on 231 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,600 this podcast the very first time. I asked him where 232 00:16:54,759 --> 00:16:57,679 is the best cheese steak in Los Angeles? And he 233 00:16:57,919 --> 00:17:05,559 told me Philly's best. So I went there and I 234 00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:10,960 tried it, and yes, it was delicious. I mean, it's 235 00:17:11,039 --> 00:17:15,119 not the same as Philadelphia, but you're not in Philadelphia. 236 00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:17,880 Of course it's not the same, but you know what, 237 00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:25,079 it probably tastes the same. But the bread, how do 238 00:17:25,160 --> 00:17:29,200 you know they don't fly in the water or ship 239 00:17:29,319 --> 00:17:31,920 in some water to make the dough to make it 240 00:17:32,039 --> 00:17:35,480 taste exactly like it. How do you know they don't 241 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:39,680 ship in the bread from Philadelphia. Well, there you go. 242 00:17:40,519 --> 00:17:46,079 There it is. It's exactly like a cheeseteak from Philadelphia. 243 00:17:46,359 --> 00:17:48,799 But it didn't come from Philadelphia, so it's not as good. 244 00:17:49,759 --> 00:17:51,720 You see what I'm saying? Do you see what I'm 245 00:17:51,759 --> 00:17:59,240 getting at? Do you understand our pizza and bagels in 246 00:17:59,319 --> 00:18:08,640 New York probably amazing. I would bet so. But it 247 00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:12,759 doesn't matter because I do not have to go to 248 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:17,880 New York to get pizza. I do not have to 249 00:18:18,039 --> 00:18:21,440 go to Boston to get clam chowder. Am I excited 250 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:26,559 about eating clam chowder in Boston in August? You're goddamn right, 251 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:26,920 I am. 252 00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:27,319 Speaker 2: Do. 253 00:18:27,480 --> 00:18:30,200 Speaker 1: I expect it to be better than any clam chowder 254 00:18:30,240 --> 00:18:32,240 I've ever had in my life because I'm having it 255 00:18:32,359 --> 00:18:42,000 in Boston. No, it's not quantum physics, folks. I can 256 00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,759 prove this on an etcha sketch. Thank you, Bill Hicks. 257 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:52,799 You see what I'm saying. It's all a matter of opinion. 258 00:18:54,559 --> 00:18:57,720 It's all a matter of personal taste. It's all a 259 00:18:57,839 --> 00:19:05,440 matter of what you grew up up on. Is there 260 00:19:05,519 --> 00:19:19,839 a good chance that somebody from Provo? It's just there 261 00:19:19,839 --> 00:19:21,640 are a chance that somebody from New Mexico can have 262 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:26,680 pizza and then go to New York and have pizza 263 00:19:26,759 --> 00:19:29,519 and think it's better. Of course there is. There is 264 00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:35,440 a great chance of that. Does it matter? No, it 265 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:43,599 does not, Is it one h guaranteed? No it is not. 266 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:48,519 But see here's the other side of it. As you 267 00:19:48,799 --> 00:19:53,720 build up the stigma, you tell everybody. It's the best here. 268 00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:57,279 It's not good anywhere else. This is the only place 269 00:19:57,400 --> 00:20:00,480 to get it because this is the only place that 270 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:08,599 pizza matters. See how you sound, Chicago. So you're setting 271 00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:12,480 a level of expectation that you're trying to convince people 272 00:20:12,559 --> 00:20:14,680 before they even had it, that that's the only kind 273 00:20:14,720 --> 00:20:16,240 of pizza they're ever gonna want for the rest of 274 00:20:16,279 --> 00:20:18,559 their life, because pizza everywhere else sucks when it in 275 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:22,920 fact does not. You See, Yes, do I have my 276 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:31,359 favorite places in Vegas? You're goddamn right, I do, goddamn right. 277 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:36,359 I do you like different things? You like different places? 278 00:20:41,640 --> 00:20:45,119 Is my favorite place at New York Place? No, my 279 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:51,359 favorite place is capriotis not Caprioti's. Uh uh, that's a subplace. 280 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:58,079 Uh Rosari's or Rosatti's or whatever the fuck it is. 281 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:02,400 It's a chain. Oh my god, he likes the chain. Yeah, 282 00:21:03,319 --> 00:21:08,079 because they do the Midwestern style, the Midwestern tavern style, 283 00:21:08,319 --> 00:21:17,039 not the Chicago's tavern style, the Midwestern tavern style. Same 284 00:21:17,160 --> 00:21:19,960 goes for you in Detroit. Yes, you have your square 285 00:21:20,039 --> 00:21:26,759 pizza that is delectable. The Red Dwarf here in Vegas 286 00:21:26,839 --> 00:21:33,720 makes amazing pizza, like that quote unquote Detroit style. But 287 00:21:33,920 --> 00:21:38,599 y'all know the real style and pizza in Oh my god, see, 288 00:21:38,640 --> 00:21:41,279 I'm so fucking tired. You all know the real style 289 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:46,920 of pizza in Detroit is thin crust, square cut, Midwestern style. 290 00:21:47,079 --> 00:21:56,240 Let's you know that's true. That's not Chicago style. Sorry Chicago. 291 00:21:58,079 --> 00:22:02,880 There it is. Oh, before I go, I just want 292 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:06,880 to tell you guys something that I may have acquired 293 00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:13,680 another gig that will not inform and interfere with podcasting, 294 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:18,000 may actually help it, but still sign off for the Patreon. 295 00:22:18,039 --> 00:22:21,160 It's only five dollars a month. See, you don't have 296 00:22:21,319 --> 00:22:23,640 to have interviews all the time and talk about rock 297 00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:25,839 and roll music all the time to have a good show. 298 00:22:26,319 --> 00:22:28,880 I feel like this is a good show. I feel 299 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:34,160 it was all right. It's just me ranting, and there's 300 00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,319 nothing wrong with that. I hope it was entertaining because 301 00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:40,160 that's what it was supposed to be. But I had 302 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,000 a conversation with a good friend today and it looks 303 00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:47,079 like they may have something for me that was right 304 00:22:47,200 --> 00:22:55,839 up my alley. Eh So anyways, there it is. There's 305 00:22:55,880 --> 00:23:02,440 your show. It has been June second, twenty twenty five. 306 00:23:03,720 --> 00:23:06,079 Lots of great stuff coming up. I do have interviews 307 00:23:06,119 --> 00:23:07,880 lined up. I didn't have to nail down the dates. 308 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:20,519 Tom and Zeus from Shout Out Loud Cast, Jason Hook, 309 00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:24,480 Scott Sneyder from Great White. Yes, I know it's ironic 310 00:23:24,599 --> 00:23:27,480 that those two guys are was just with this weekend. 311 00:23:27,519 --> 00:23:29,319 I mean, oh my god, it's amazing what happens when 312 00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:30,759 we actually have somebody if they want to come on 313 00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:34,519 the show. Mike Varney's gonna be coming on after the 314 00:23:34,599 --> 00:23:38,200 hockey season is over. I'm sure Brian Slag will be available. 315 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:42,240 Brian's not available for interviews during hockey playoffs. That's just 316 00:23:42,319 --> 00:23:47,240 the way of this. Finally, finally get Brian on, Finally 317 00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:52,400 get Mike Varney on. There's a couple other names that 318 00:23:52,440 --> 00:23:56,559 I'm forgiving were now. I wanted to do a Van 319 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,960 Halen gear show because if you weren't listening, if you 320 00:23:59,039 --> 00:24:02,039 weren't on the Patriot, didn't hear the show about the 321 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:06,079 pickup that's coming up. And you can find the j 322 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:15,279 CON Guitars j Con jko n guitars dot com. You 323 00:24:15,359 --> 00:24:25,799 can get the exact clone of Eddie's fifty one pickup 324 00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,799 that was in that guitar. I played it at the 325 00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:32,240 show this weekend. And it was phenomenal. So anyways, we're 326 00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:33,920 getting to a Van Heal and Gears show at some 327 00:24:34,000 --> 00:24:37,200 point as well. Anyways, that's it, I ran out of outro. 328 00:24:39,599 --> 00:24:42,240 We'll see you guys, possibly later this week on the 329 00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:47,680 For you free birds stole from aj Benzon for you 330 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:50,559 people not on the Patreon, but if you're on the Patreon, 331 00:24:50,599 --> 00:24:53,480 I'm sure i'll talk to you tomorrow. Don't forget why 332 00:24:53,559 --> 00:24:55,319 lack of talent I make up for a cock and 333 00:24:56,319 --> 00:24:58,319 your pizza is not the best, just because that's what 334 00:24:58,440 --> 00:24:59,759 you grew up on. Bye bye,