Speaker 1: It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth MONDI funing
Speaker 1: a middle tift, thoughful, king, composing, hal helluia.
Speaker 2: Halllu. Yeah, hi hi darling. No no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 2: I was just cooking dinner. Well, yes, I finished all
Speaker 2: my chores. I made up your room, I vacuumed, I
Speaker 2: washed the windows. I did all kinds of things around here.
Speaker 2: Uh huh window. Sorry. Sometimes I go more southern than
Speaker 2: my I go more towards my upbringing rather than my education,
Speaker 2: is what mc grannie would say. I'm so sorry about that.
Speaker 2: I washed the windows. Yes, mm hmm. No, I was
Speaker 2: just cooking dinner. Well, I mean, you pay me for
Speaker 2: a certain number of hours, and I want to be
Speaker 2: useful throughout them. Well, no, you are right. You're right.
Speaker 2: Your wife should be the one cooking. But she hadn't
Speaker 2: started anything. And asked or she had plans, and she
Speaker 2: said no, And I asked her if I could cook
Speaker 2: for you. Well, honey, you've been at work all day.
Speaker 2: I don't want you to coming home. I'm sorry. You're right,
Speaker 2: you're right. It's in the South. We call everyone honey.
Speaker 2: It's nothing. It doesn't it's just a term we use
Speaker 2: for everyone. It goes with the Southern hospitality. I'm so sorry, sir.
Speaker 2: You're right, professionally, sir, you're you deserve after a long
Speaker 2: day's worth of work to come home to a nice
Speaker 2: home cooked meal, and your wife honestly never provides them
Speaker 2: for you. So well, no, you're right, that is none
Speaker 2: of my business, and I should stick my nose where
Speaker 2: it belongs. But I figured you'd be appreciative, much like
Speaker 2: you're You appreciate everything. You're so sweet like that. But yeah, no,
Speaker 2: I was just I was making baked ZD. I know
Speaker 2: it's one of your favorites, so I have over there
Speaker 2: pop just hit boiling. If you add a little bit
Speaker 2: of salt to it, it helps make the the water boil faster,
Speaker 2: so they say in the South. I don't know if
Speaker 2: that's true, but it also makes it to where the
Speaker 2: the noodles won't stick together. I brought it to a boil,
Speaker 2: and I'm just about to add the ZD and then
Speaker 2: over here, I'm brown in the meat in my large
Speaker 2: salt ta pan. I'm keeping the I've got nice sausage sausages,
Speaker 2: Italian sausages in it, with a little bit of ground
Speaker 2: beef because I like the double textures for my baked eeedy.
Speaker 2: It's Grandma taught me how to do that. And I
Speaker 2: was just about to add in the onions and get
Speaker 2: this all salta together, has some garlic and some rosemary
Speaker 2: basil Italian season and red pepper flax mm red pepper
Speaker 2: fleas exactly. I'm gonna cook this for about a minute
Speaker 2: and just get it, get it nice and going, you know,
Speaker 2: and then that's when I'm going to go in and
Speaker 2: add in the rest of the the that's made of
Speaker 2: sauce and everything. So it's nice and dick makes for
Speaker 2: good good. I love to mate sauce. It makes for
Speaker 2: a nice stick sauce. I love a nice stick mayde sauce,
Speaker 2: don't you. Yeah, it just it fills you up really
Speaker 2: last I love it when a nice meat that you
Speaker 2: got a lot of meat that fills you up, gets
Speaker 2: too nice and saucy. No, oh gosh, it don't worry.
Speaker 2: And then no, no once, so it has come to
Speaker 2: a well because I like it all then day to
Speaker 2: the teeth. That's what that means that in Italy they
Speaker 2: take the pasta and they don't cook it all the
Speaker 2: way what Americans would say, cook it all the way through.
Speaker 2: It is cooked all the way through, but it's too
Speaker 2: where when you bought into it, there's it's still a
Speaker 2: little bit of a little too. It's delicious if you
Speaker 2: ask me, no, well, I don't know. I just I
Speaker 2: like something I can sink my teeth into. You know, No, okay,
Speaker 2: don't know, don't worry. But yeah, that's what that cast
Speaker 2: the rolled paints over there for I like to put
Speaker 2: about a you know, on the surface, put about half
Speaker 2: the ricotta cheese that we have a ricotta sorry Southern again,
Speaker 2: and then I like to put in some sauce, and
Speaker 2: then I like to put in my noodles and then
Speaker 2: put sauce back over it, and then you bake it.
Speaker 2: Put some mozzarella cheese and some parmesan. Though Granny did
Speaker 2: teach me that you also put a little bit of
Speaker 2: pepper jack. That's one of her one of her signature
Speaker 2: things that she'd do. And then you just put it
Speaker 2: in an oven so that that cheese gets nice and toasted.
Speaker 2: Put it in the top rack helps a lot, helps
Speaker 2: out a lot, is what Granny taught me. And it's
Speaker 2: absolutely delicious. How How can you not like putting on
Speaker 2: a nice topping. I do. I love that crust. It's
Speaker 2: just a little bit crunchy, so that when you pull it,
Speaker 2: it's nice and gooey and it gets all over your
Speaker 2: lips and just makes you have the yep back up. No, no,
Speaker 2: you've never really, you've never done much cooking. See, I've
Speaker 2: learned that the way to way to someone's heart is
Speaker 2: always to cook for them. This is a really simple meal.
Speaker 2: In fact, I actually like to make my own pasta.
Speaker 2: That's what that pasta press is over there for you
Speaker 2: roll it out and then you just use a pizza
Speaker 2: cutter to cut it into the slat the shapes that
Speaker 2: you want it, and then for a ZD you just
Speaker 2: kind of roll it into a little round shape. I
Speaker 2: just love the feel of pasta in my hands. Really,
Speaker 2: the pasta dough just a little bit sticky and but
Speaker 2: perfectly good. What's that? Oh yeah, no, trust me, all
Speaker 2: this talk about food has definitely got me hungry, and
Speaker 2: it's hoping it was making you a little bit thirsty too.
Speaker 2: Well no, I mean, you know, as your humble servant,
Speaker 2: I just like to serve, and well, if you're thirsty,
Speaker 2: I want to make sure that that is definitely quenched.
Speaker 2: I can think of many different ways to what that whistle.
Speaker 2: A glass of water is indeed one of those ways.
Speaker 2: How perceptive of you. No, it's fine, it's fine. Here
Speaker 2: on me get that for you. There you go, sir.
Speaker 2: I hope you like it. Oh no, no, I just
Speaker 2: want to make sure that you're taken care of. It
Speaker 2: can get really hot in this kitchen. In fact, I'm
Speaker 2: practically sweltering over here. And no, I mean, if you
Speaker 2: weren't here, I'd absolutely take this shirt and place it
Speaker 2: right over there. But that wouldn't be appropriate. Would it
Speaker 2: really stink for your wife, who's upstairs just watching some
Speaker 2: reality TV trash to come down here? Then yeah, she
Speaker 2: would absolutely flip out. What's that? Oh no, I love love,
Speaker 2: love love servant, servant. I'd love to give you some. No,
Speaker 2: I've got some salad over there. I've already tossed it, though.
Speaker 2: If you're in to tossing some salad, I don't mind
Speaker 2: if you were to toss mine. Pardon, I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2: Oh no no. I also, but yeah, you are smelling bread.
Speaker 2: I did bake up some bread breadsticks that are over there. See,
Speaker 2: I personally love bread sticks. I love it when they're
Speaker 2: covered in sauce and looking all that sauce off the
Speaker 2: bread and then just taste in what has managed to
Speaker 2: soak into that top layer. Just absolutely divine. Oh WhatsApp Well, No,
Speaker 2: you're right, I wouldn't want to lie to you. I
Speaker 2: definitely am a little bit more pardon no, no, no,
Speaker 2: you're right. I am absolutely hidden on you. See, I
Speaker 2: know you're not happy with her. Now, I'm sorry I'm
Speaker 2: being so forward, but I just see the way she
Speaker 2: treats you. She treats you like a piggy bang for
Speaker 2: Pete's sakes. She doesn't give you attention. She doesn't hug you.
Speaker 2: In fact, me, you right now are closer in proximity
Speaker 2: than you have been with her in months. I live here.
Speaker 2: I'll watch you, guys. She doesn't take her hand and
Speaker 2: run it up and down your arm, stroke your forearm
Speaker 2: and say, baby, I'm so glad you're home. She doesn't
Speaker 2: look you dead in the eye and say I appreciate you. Look. No,
Speaker 2: I know, I know this is so forward, but she
Speaker 2: bury her head in your chest and tell you how
Speaker 2: much she appreciates the fact that you're there. Think about it. No,
Speaker 2: look me in the eye. Don't push me away, Please
Speaker 2: look me in the eye. She doesn't understand how many
Speaker 2: lonely people are out here who would be so happy
Speaker 2: to have someone like you to come home to every night.
Speaker 2: I know I would. She doesn't know how many people
Speaker 2: have lost the loves of their lives and are worried
Speaker 2: if they'll ever find someone else. She takes for granted,
Speaker 2: but she has right here in front of her, and
Speaker 2: I just why do you think I work so late.
Speaker 2: I make sure to stay up until you come home,
Speaker 2: no matter how late it is, so that I can
Speaker 2: wash your work clothes. Yeah, I've got other sense for
Speaker 2: you ready to go for the next day, but I
Speaker 2: sit there waiting for you with a treat and something
Speaker 2: to drink, so as soon as you sit down you
Speaker 2: can have a nice snack. I make sure to record
Speaker 2: the sports shows that you like. I make sure to
Speaker 2: know what new episodes are of the different anime shows
Speaker 2: you love on Crunchy Roller coming out, so I could
Speaker 2: have them pre program ready to go. Make sure that
Speaker 2: if there's a new video game expansion for whatever you're doing,
Speaker 2: that you have them downloaded and ready to go. That not,
Speaker 2: even though I know you're not going to play until
Speaker 2: the next day. I make sure that if you've had
Speaker 2: a bad day or a bad set of days, that
Speaker 2: your favorite food is in the house ready for you.
Speaker 2: I get you tickets to go to different movies that
Speaker 2: you want to go to. She doesn't do any of that.
Speaker 2: She doesn't care. All she cares about is that the
Speaker 2: bills are you're right. No, you're right, you're right. No, sorry,
Speaker 2: the ZD. You can't. It's not burning and burning. But
Speaker 2: you know I do like I do, like crispy, your
Speaker 2: cheese and an average but you do too, class we
Speaker 2: have that in common. I'm so sorry. Here, let me
Speaker 2: get this out and oh no, no, no, it's okay
Speaker 2: if you can get me some butter. Nope, it's good
Speaker 2: for burns anytime. It's its old country thing, but it works. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's there's collagen and butter and supposedly, I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's a country thing. But you just apply it to
Speaker 2: any kind of bird. It helps it not scar and
Speaker 2: takes the sting out of it fester. Sorry, I didn't
Speaker 2: not drop the ZD. So at least we have dinner. No, no,
Speaker 2: I'm please go sit down. I'll bring you your food. No,
Speaker 2: especially after that. What goodness? No, I I said all
Speaker 2: that because I care about you, and no, I absolutely
Speaker 2: want to be with you or you kidding? Look at you.
Speaker 2: You are one of the sexiest things I've ever seen
Speaker 2: in my life. I've dreamt about you, and in wholesome
Speaker 2: and not some wholesome ways. I'm not a lie. I
Speaker 2: would do anything to be with you. And I know
Speaker 2: you're married, and I know that this goes against everything
Speaker 2: I normally stand for. I normally wouldn't be okay with this,
Speaker 2: but I just want you to be happy, and I
Speaker 2: want to provide in whatever that means and whatever terms
Speaker 2: you're okay with. I'm I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 2: Here, here's your play. Sorry, here's your play ZD and
Speaker 2: some red sticks and hm hm well I haven't tried
Speaker 2: this particular batch of breadsticks yet. I just no, fine,
Speaker 2: I just mm no, teeth squad, No that cause you're measuring. No,
Speaker 2: I'm not going to think you just wanted to shove
Speaker 2: a stick of bread in my mouth. No, you're right,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I shouldn't have been so fort, I shouldn't
Speaker 2: have been forage. You're right, you're right. Mm hmm No,
Speaker 2: what really? No? I thought you went to work today divorce.
Speaker 2: Maybe today was the day to tell you. Wow, No,
Speaker 2: I was prepared to have you tell your wife that
Speaker 2: the devil made you do it.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 2: That is me not calling myself an end a promise.
Speaker 2: But I thought, I don't know. I'm just so excited.
Speaker 2: I can't even think. Well, sakes alive. No, I I
Speaker 2: shouldn't be happy that you're getting divorced. That's a good point.
Speaker 2: You're happy you're getting divorced. Well, does that mean that
Speaker 2: I still work here? Well that does sound like quite
Speaker 2: the promotion. Well no, I just I would I just
Speaker 2: m all right. No, that is well, it seemed like
Speaker 2: I've already gotten you rather to give me a raise.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's a big one. That's a big raise.
Speaker 2: It's nice. It's nice. It's maybe not now maybe once
Speaker 2: you've served her with the paperwork, that feel more appropriate. No,
Speaker 2: I'm okay with it all right then? Hey, guys, is
Speaker 2: Sena Alexander here? Thank you guys so much. We just
Speaker 2: celebrated seven thousand, like two or three days ago. We
Speaker 2: are at seventy six hundred as of this recording, pushing
Speaker 2: seventy seven, which is nuts. That is bonkers. That means
Speaker 2: we're almost at eight thousand. That is crazy, which means
Speaker 2: we're knocking on the door of ten k. We did
Speaker 2: do the one D and D night and we are
Speaker 2: still rescheduling the next one. I don't know it's gonna
Speaker 2: be a one shot, and a lot of you guys
Speaker 2: have been asking for more, so I'm looking at some
Speaker 2: different dms to see if we can get something going.
Speaker 2: It's more of my schedule that's throwing it off, but
Speaker 2: I am stupidly excited. I'm actually considering doing a twenty
Speaker 2: four hour live stream, probably playing video games and losing
Speaker 2: my mind because I will get super silly and super sleepy.
Speaker 2: And when I when I get sleepy, it's the equivalent
Speaker 2: of me like drinking, So like I will seem drunk
Speaker 2: and I will have had no alcohol, and it'll be
Speaker 2: fun and crazy. So I need game suggestions of stuff
Speaker 2: that you can play kind of an honestly, and stuff
Speaker 2: that you can actually concentrate on currently thinking World of Warcraft, thinking,
Speaker 2: thinking World of Warcraft, thinking seven days to die. Maybe
Speaker 2: some don't starve. I love don't starve because I'm a
Speaker 2: weirdo and not that. If you like, if you like
Speaker 2: don't start. Doesn't make you weirdo. I'm just a weirdo.
Speaker 2: Maybe some Stardi Valley. I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know what we're gonna do, but I feel
Speaker 2: I feel like I have to do something for you guys.
Speaker 2: We did launch the Patreon. There is some not safe
Speaker 2: for work content there. There's another one dropping tonight, which
Speaker 2: I'm super excited about. I love you guys more than
Speaker 2: I love anything in this world. And I will see
Speaker 2: you guys in the next video. Oh, community shout outs.
Speaker 2: I wanted to shout out Pancake who just became a
Speaker 2: super admin and being so stinking active on our on
Speaker 2: our discord. Thank you to Nicholas who is recently new
Speaker 2: to our server. Absolutely love you, You're a sweetheart. And
Speaker 2: a nice shout out to Druid because Drewid just became
Speaker 2: a mode of our server. We did hit over five
Speaker 2: hundred people on there, so just because we had some
Speaker 2: bots come in, we had to promote some people, and
Speaker 2: of course going with people who are very active, very sweet,
Speaker 2: very nice, very knowledgeable, very mature, and they also have
Speaker 2: no problem being silly with me, which is a great
Speaker 2: thing too. So congratulations to you guys really really appreciate
Speaker 2: everything you guys do for the community, and I'll see
Speaker 2: you guys in the next one.
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