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<v Speaker 1>Hello, yeah, go ahead. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>the Padulla's Show. I have a very special guest with me,

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<v Speaker 1>my nephew Xavier drove. Thank you, drove all the way

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<v Speaker 1>to Pennsylvania from Ohio to be on the show. And

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<v Speaker 1>today my objective is, like we've done the last year's

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<v Speaker 1>show with our producer Hunter, who went on as Mary

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<v Speaker 1>Waye to do bigger and better things than I wish

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<v Speaker 1>him to.

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<v Speaker 2>Best of luck.

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<v Speaker 1>And Brooke was a great producer and Sidney was a

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<v Speaker 1>great producer who went on to do bigger and better things,

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<v Speaker 1>and I really totally respect that, but thank you very much. Today,

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<v Speaker 1>once again I am with my nephew Xavier.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready for this again?

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<v Speaker 1>Like you said on the last few episodes, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>tell three jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gonna have a mouthful water. You know the deal

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<v Speaker 2>this is.

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<v Speaker 1>See if I can make my nephew laugh. Okay, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. You know, Exavier, and he's kid was born

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<v Speaker 1>before his due date and the parents named him suddenly,

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<v Speaker 1>suddenly that's what they need. All right, Okay, you can swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>Then we'll do it again. Because I went to the people,

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<v Speaker 1>no you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Not you still come on, you still have it all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see it just goes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, did you hear about did you hear about?

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<v Speaker 2>Ready? Are you gonna put more water in?

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<v Speaker 3>Or no?

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<v Speaker 2>That gohead?

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<v Speaker 1>Put some water in there, because I went the audience

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<v Speaker 1>to know this is real. Come on, man, hey, you

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<v Speaker 1>And now with the NBA playoffs, NHL Playoffs and the

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<v Speaker 1>for joke number two? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, Pete, I don't know if you've ever heard of him.

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<v Speaker 1>The Cereal Flasher was staking of retiring, but now he

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<v Speaker 1>says he'll stick it out for another year.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, wait, wait.

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<v Speaker 1>A minute, Hey, no, okay, okay, we got when we're joking,

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<v Speaker 1>and I appreciate everybody watching the show. Hey, if you

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<v Speaker 1>get a chance, I know he has water. He's holding

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<v Speaker 1>water in his mouth for the jokes to go. Maybe

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<v Speaker 1>one more joke to tell you, But I gotta tell

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<v Speaker 1>you something else. If you're ever in Pennsylvania, you go

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<v Speaker 1>to Valante, Pennsylvania. My friend Bobby Falco has boxed car cigars.

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<v Speaker 1>He also has the winery. He has Deral Distillery. And

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<v Speaker 1>also in Volante, Pennsylvania, my friend Bobby Falco has the

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<v Speaker 1>coffee shop. So if you're ever in western Pennsylvania out

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<v Speaker 1>by Blant, those are beautiful places that go to right

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<v Speaker 1>By Minister College. Are you ready? And here we go

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<v Speaker 1>joke number three. Okay, so this woman, uh was on

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<v Speaker 1>a bicycle and I yell cow okay, and she she

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<v Speaker 1>Wait a minute, I'm did you swallow?

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<v Speaker 2>Wait? That doesn't count? Yeah, I think so? Okay, okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so let me let me do this again. I apologize lady.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh see, that's even funnier. I cow had a woman

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<v Speaker 1>on a bicycle and she what?

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<v Speaker 2>She what? I don't know? But who wrote this joke? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>My producer. I messed up. I messed up, But I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care if I messed up. Don't be nervous. It

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<v Speaker 1>says she she's something to me.

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<v Speaker 2>She did something. She she grow me the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she gave me.

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<v Speaker 2>I got it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry it doesn't count. Now she gave me the

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<v Speaker 1>middle finger. I apologize, and then she plowed into account

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<v Speaker 1>that it was a funny joke at the time when

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<v Speaker 1>I first heard it, and I wanted to share with you,

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<v Speaker 1>but now it lost its excitement. All right, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to try to do one more joke with you here

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<v Speaker 1>by here we go, Here we go.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to tell you that joke, all right, listen,

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<v Speaker 2>ladies and Jim.

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned also my good friend Mikey G from Promo

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<v Speaker 1>Shorts on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a new hit single a lot you could

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<v Speaker 2>stream it. So Mikey G on.

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<v Speaker 1>Promo Shorts, fantastic guitar player. All right, now you can swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any jokes you want to share with me?

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<v Speaker 1>My nephew Xavier from Ohio, Do you have any anything?

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<v Speaker 1>It comes to mind before we close it out here, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I thought this was going to be good, but go ahead.

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<v Speaker 1>But you were good. You did quite well. I think

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<v Speaker 1>the second joke you liked, but you didn't. You almost

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<v Speaker 1>did it. So ladies and gentlemen, but you have a

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<v Speaker 1>joke for me, go ahead, come on now a joke

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<v Speaker 1>from a fourteen year old young man.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on. You can't think you think of something clean? People? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>come on, uh uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, all right, knock knock, okay, who's there?

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<v Speaker 2>Who's there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god? All right, ladies, well hey we got

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<v Speaker 1>to go. Thank you e saving my nephew. I thought

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<v Speaker 1>you were going to play something on the way out

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<v Speaker 1>on the on the on the keyboard.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a keyboard. I thought he was gonna play

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<v Speaker 2>something on the way out. Hey, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't forget the Padulla Show on YouTube, on Instagram, on threads,

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<v Speaker 1>on Roku, all that nice stuff. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Man. That was great.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you play a little solo on the way I

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<v Speaker 1>come on, let's do something that people.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead, here's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you very much for joining us.