Speaker 1: Hello, yeah, go ahead. Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to
Speaker 1: the Padulla's Show. I have a very special guest with me,
Speaker 1: my nephew Xavier drove. Thank you, drove all the way
Speaker 1: to Pennsylvania from Ohio to be on the show. And
Speaker 1: today my objective is, like we've done the last year's
Speaker 1: show with our producer Hunter, who went on as Mary
Speaker 1: Waye to do bigger and better things than I wish
Speaker 1: him to.
Speaker 2: Best of luck.
Speaker 1: And Brooke was a great producer and Sidney was a
Speaker 1: great producer who went on to do bigger and better things,
Speaker 1: and I really totally respect that, but thank you very much. Today,
Speaker 1: once again I am with my nephew Xavier.
Speaker 2: Are you ready for this again?
Speaker 1: Like you said on the last few episodes, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: tell three jokes.
Speaker 2: He's gonna have a mouthful water. You know the deal
Speaker 2: this is.
Speaker 1: See if I can make my nephew laugh. Okay, here
Speaker 1: we go. You know, Exavier, and he's kid was born
Speaker 1: before his due date and the parents named him suddenly,
Speaker 1: suddenly that's what they need. All right, Okay, you can swallow.
Speaker 1: Then we'll do it again. Because I went to the people,
Speaker 1: no you're.
Speaker 2: Not you still come on, you still have it all right?
Speaker 2: Let's see it just goes.
Speaker 1: Okay, did you hear about did you hear about?
Speaker 2: Ready? Are you gonna put more water in?
Speaker 3: Or no?
Speaker 2: That gohead?
Speaker 1: Put some water in there, because I went the audience
Speaker 1: to know this is real. Come on, man, hey, you
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Speaker 1: for joke number two? Okay?
Speaker 2: Uh, Pete, I don't know if you've ever heard of him.
Speaker 1: The Cereal Flasher was staking of retiring, but now he
Speaker 1: says he'll stick it out for another year.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1: A minute, Hey, no, okay, okay, we got when we're joking,
Speaker 1: and I appreciate everybody watching the show. Hey, if you
Speaker 1: get a chance, I know he has water. He's holding
Speaker 1: water in his mouth for the jokes to go. Maybe
Speaker 1: one more joke to tell you, But I gotta tell
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Speaker 1: By Minister College. Are you ready? And here we go
Speaker 1: joke number three. Okay, so this woman, uh was on
Speaker 1: a bicycle and I yell cow okay, and she she
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, I'm did you swallow?
Speaker 2: Wait? That doesn't count? Yeah, I think so? Okay, okay, okay,
Speaker 2: so let me let me do this again. I apologize lady.
Speaker 1: Oh see, that's even funnier. I cow had a woman
Speaker 1: on a bicycle and she what?
Speaker 2: She what? I don't know? But who wrote this joke? Now?
Speaker 1: My producer. I messed up. I messed up, But I
Speaker 1: don't care if I messed up. Don't be nervous. It
Speaker 1: says she she's something to me.
Speaker 2: She did something. She she grow me the middle.
Speaker 1: Oh she gave me.
Speaker 2: I got it.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry it doesn't count. Now she gave me the
Speaker 1: middle finger. I apologize, and then she plowed into account
Speaker 1: that it was a funny joke at the time when
Speaker 1: I first heard it, and I wanted to share with you,
Speaker 1: but now it lost its excitement. All right, I'm going
Speaker 1: to try to do one more joke with you here
Speaker 1: by here we go, Here we go.
Speaker 2: I don't want to tell you that joke, all right, listen,
Speaker 2: ladies and Jim.
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Speaker 1: Promo Shorts, fantastic guitar player. All right, now you can swallow.
Speaker 1: Do you have any jokes you want to share with me?
Speaker 1: My nephew Xavier from Ohio, Do you have any anything?
Speaker 1: It comes to mind before we close it out here, man,
Speaker 1: I thought this was going to be good, but go ahead.
Speaker 1: But you were good. You did quite well. I think
Speaker 1: the second joke you liked, but you didn't. You almost
Speaker 1: did it. So ladies and gentlemen, but you have a
Speaker 1: joke for me, go ahead, come on now a joke
Speaker 1: from a fourteen year old young man.
Speaker 2: Come on. You can't think you think of something clean? People? Yeah,
Speaker 2: come on, uh uh.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: But anyway, all right, knock knock, okay, who's there?
Speaker 2: Who's there?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? All right, ladies, well hey we got
Speaker 1: to go. Thank you e saving my nephew. I thought
Speaker 1: you were going to play something on the way out
Speaker 1: on the on the on the keyboard.
Speaker 2: He's got a keyboard. I thought he was gonna play
Speaker 2: something on the way out. Hey, thank you.
Speaker 1: Don't forget the Padulla Show on YouTube, on Instagram, on threads,
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Speaker 2: Man. That was great.
Speaker 1: Can you play a little solo on the way I
Speaker 1: come on, let's do something that people.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, here's it.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much for joining us.