WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.800 --> 00:00:03.960 Let's dive into the Minnesota goodbye already. 2 00:00:04.400 --> 00:00:04.759 Yeah. 3 00:00:04.919 --> 00:00:07.160 Do you find yourself saying y'all more often? 4 00:00:07.440 --> 00:00:08.160 Y'all all the time? 5 00:00:08.359 --> 00:00:11.240 Too? Yeah? I thought it was so stupid when it 6 00:00:11.320 --> 00:00:12.759 kind of caught on a year or so ago, and 7 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:14.880 now I say it more often. But I also don't 8 00:00:14.880 --> 00:00:15.960 want to sound stupid y'all. 9 00:00:16.039 --> 00:00:18.800 No, I don't think you sounds stupid. I say y'all 10 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:19.320 all the time. 11 00:00:19.640 --> 00:00:22.320 Okay, because here's an email that starts off with hey, y'all, 12 00:00:23.079 --> 00:00:24.679 just a story for you. I want to share because 13 00:00:24.719 --> 00:00:26.519 it was one of my biggest fears that it happened. 14 00:00:26.519 --> 00:00:28.800 I went to the Blink one eighty two concert on Tuesday. 15 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:31.600 We had nosebleed seats way up in the top section. 16 00:00:31.719 --> 00:00:33.679 We're walking to our seats. We're talking about how our 17 00:00:33.799 --> 00:00:36.479 knees get shaky because it's so steep and high up. 18 00:00:37.200 --> 00:00:40.119 So Blink one eighty two is on stage. I'm singing along. 19 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:43.000 All of a sudden, my life is flashing before my eyes. 20 00:00:43.039 --> 00:00:46.280 As I'm falling forward over the chair in front of me. 21 00:00:47.039 --> 00:00:50.399 A girl two rose up, tripped on something created a 22 00:00:50.479 --> 00:00:53.000 domino effect where she fell into the girl behind me, 23 00:00:53.479 --> 00:00:55.439 who fell into me and I fell into the girl 24 00:00:55.479 --> 00:00:58.159 in front of me. Thank god there was a big 25 00:00:58.240 --> 00:01:01.159 dude next to the girl I into, because he caught 26 00:01:01.200 --> 00:01:02.960 me and stopped me from tumbling all the way down. 27 00:01:03.359 --> 00:01:05.879 Everyone was okay, but I have giant bruises on my 28 00:01:05.920 --> 00:01:07.959 shins from hitting the chairs in front of me as 29 00:01:07.959 --> 00:01:08.319 I fell. 30 00:01:08.560 --> 00:01:08.840 Wow. 31 00:01:09.840 --> 00:01:11.239 I really thought I was going to tumble all the 32 00:01:11.280 --> 00:01:13.040 way down. It was so scary. My sister and I 33 00:01:13.079 --> 00:01:14.840 were able to have a good laugh about it later 34 00:01:15.560 --> 00:01:17.799 because it was one of those things that you just 35 00:01:17.959 --> 00:01:22.599 can't believe happened. To be safe out there, everyone from 36 00:01:22.719 --> 00:01:27.040 the Lexi. I guess there's an argument over who is 37 00:01:27.120 --> 00:01:27.719 the Lexi. 38 00:01:28.000 --> 00:01:29.040 It's probably my friend Lexi. 39 00:01:29.079 --> 00:01:32.400 What's her last name? That's her? Yeah, oh wow, that 40 00:01:32.519 --> 00:01:35.239 is the Lexilexi. Yeah, thank you, Lexei. Appreciation that. 41 00:01:35.359 --> 00:01:38.159 I'm sorry you almost died at the blank when you 42 00:01:38.359 --> 00:01:39.000 two concerts. 43 00:01:39.040 --> 00:01:40.599 It is scary. It's one of those things because you know, 44 00:01:40.680 --> 00:01:43.359 you think about your walking and the rows of the 45 00:01:43.359 --> 00:01:45.120 seats in front of you probably come up to mid 46 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:47.879 calf level. Yeah, and if somebody were to push you 47 00:01:48.000 --> 00:01:51.319 or lose your balance, you would absolutely fall and be 48 00:01:51.519 --> 00:01:53.200 tripped by that sat. 49 00:01:52.920 --> 00:01:55.439 A concerts or like at a Twins game. If you're 50 00:01:55.480 --> 00:01:57.480 in the nosebleed seats anywhere, I always feel like I'm 51 00:01:57.480 --> 00:02:00.200 gonna and you get like that sensation of falling forward, 52 00:02:00.480 --> 00:02:02.719 even if you're not falling forward, you're like, I'm about 53 00:02:02.719 --> 00:02:06.560 to fall into Yeah, exactly, I'm about to jump. That's 54 00:02:06.560 --> 00:02:06.920 a thing. 55 00:02:07.120 --> 00:02:09.240 Oh no, it is, yeah, all right. 56 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:12.439 Next one says hey y'all again. Another one starts with hey, y'all, 57 00:02:12.680 --> 00:02:15.240 I'm currently on a train from Prague to Vienna. I 58 00:02:15.319 --> 00:02:17.759 was supposed to attend the first night of Taylor Swift's 59 00:02:17.800 --> 00:02:21.639 concert in Vienna. Unfortunately, those shows were canceled due to 60 00:02:21.680 --> 00:02:25.159 a planned terrorist attack. Luckily all the suspects are now 61 00:02:25.240 --> 00:02:27.319 under police supervision. Just wanted to say I'm listening to 62 00:02:27.319 --> 00:02:30.439 the Minnesota Goodbye and it's making me laugh and smile 63 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:33.879 when I needed it the most. Thank you. PS. The 64 00:02:33.960 --> 00:02:36.039 last two episodes have been abruptly cut off at around 65 00:02:36.039 --> 00:02:38.879 ten minutes. Love y'all stay safe. We did figure that out. 66 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:41.360 Yeah, we figured it out. I fixed it. It's it's 67 00:02:41.400 --> 00:02:43.520 a it doesn't matter. I don't have to explain it 68 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:44.879 because it would be boring. 69 00:02:45.039 --> 00:02:47.879 But but we do. But it was as an error 70 00:02:47.879 --> 00:02:48.439 on our part. 71 00:02:48.560 --> 00:02:50.159 Yeah, Well, one was an error on yours and one 72 00:02:50.159 --> 00:02:52.840 was an error on me. So we shared the errors. 73 00:02:52.960 --> 00:02:54.280 Tell me what I did wrong and I didn't do 74 00:02:54.319 --> 00:02:54.800 it again. 75 00:02:54.719 --> 00:02:56.960 Sport it the right way or something. I don't know. Oh, 76 00:02:57.080 --> 00:02:59.360 yours was an export thing and mine was like I 77 00:02:59.360 --> 00:03:01.879 imported it and click to save too quickly before it 78 00:03:01.919 --> 00:03:04.039 was done downloading, and yours hadn't. 79 00:03:04.240 --> 00:03:05.919 I want to tell you, I'm impressed with what you've 80 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:08.039 learned in the last two or three months here on 81 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:10.599 the show, because you had no idea with like audio 82 00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:13.000 and loading and podcasting and look at you now. 83 00:03:13.159 --> 00:03:15.599 Well the loading thing, I mean, it's no different than 84 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:18.039 loading an Instagram picture, really, isn't that? It's just your 85 00:03:18.080 --> 00:03:19.199 loading audio instead. 86 00:03:19.439 --> 00:03:21.800 I'm very blessed because I don't do any of that stuff. 87 00:03:22.000 --> 00:03:25.360 I am like, I don't know. I don't know how 88 00:03:25.400 --> 00:03:28.120 to do the uploading and the voice tracking and things 89 00:03:28.199 --> 00:03:30.280 like that. I don't know voice tracking. 90 00:03:30.280 --> 00:03:32.360 I'm still getting the hang of that stuff so hard. 91 00:03:32.479 --> 00:03:34.039 I feel so bad for Vaught, and then he sits 92 00:03:34.039 --> 00:03:35.520 in the room with me and then has to hear 93 00:03:35.560 --> 00:03:37.080 me complain about it. 94 00:03:38.360 --> 00:03:40.960 I don't know how to voice. Voicetrack is basically here's 95 00:03:40.960 --> 00:03:43.080 a little behind the curtain thing. With a lot of 96 00:03:43.159 --> 00:03:46.560 radio stations. We're live every morning, but there's a lot 97 00:03:46.560 --> 00:03:48.639 of shows that are not live but are made or 98 00:03:48.719 --> 00:03:51.759 sound live. So you'll sit in a studio in Cleveland 99 00:03:51.879 --> 00:03:55.280 or Tallahassee, and you will record and upload to a 100 00:03:55.360 --> 00:03:59.520 computer the voice parts of a radio show, and then 101 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:01.719 you will load them and mix them in with the song. 102 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:03.759 So you'd be like, oh, here's Taylor Swift, and then 103 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:06.800 Taylor Swift will play and you load all the voice 104 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:09.280 tracks in and so nobody's even in the radio station 105 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:12.280 during a lot of that. Now, we're mostly live. We're 106 00:04:12.319 --> 00:04:16.319 live all morning. Seacrest obviously is not live, but it's 107 00:04:16.319 --> 00:04:19.680 still a good show, and then Fallon and Culture live 108 00:04:19.720 --> 00:04:21.920 in the afternoon. Yeah, but a lot of the time 109 00:04:21.959 --> 00:04:24.480 on the weekends. I probably shouldn't say this. A lot 110 00:04:24.480 --> 00:04:26.759 of the time of the weekends, we're not live. It's 111 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:29.360 all recorded. Is that a bad thing to admit? Yeah? 112 00:04:29.360 --> 00:04:32.040 I don't admit that, but it's okay. We love our 113 00:04:32.079 --> 00:04:34.480 Minnesota Goodbye listeners, so we'll fill you in on there. 114 00:04:34.480 --> 00:04:36.040 I would never say it on the radio. Yeah, Well, 115 00:04:36.079 --> 00:04:38.199 that's one of the advantages of listen to the Minnesota goodbyees. 116 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:39.839 You're gonna hear shit that I shouldn't tell. 117 00:04:39.720 --> 00:04:42.480 You because you're at the point now where you just 118 00:04:42.480 --> 00:04:44.160 don't give a shit and tell you another story. 119 00:04:44.199 --> 00:04:46.839 Well, I kind of no, I still give a shit, 120 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:48.480 and I'm proud of that. I'll tell you a story 121 00:04:48.519 --> 00:04:52.720 that I should not tell you. Paola in radio is illegal. 122 00:04:52.800 --> 00:04:55.680 So in other words, if like there's a new I 123 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:59.800 don't know cameilic Abeo song, the record company that manages 124 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:02.600 Medala Cameo cannot come to us or the boss and 125 00:05:02.600 --> 00:05:04.480 say hey, I give you five hundred dollars and you 126 00:05:04.519 --> 00:05:08.319 play a record twelve times. That's illegal. You also can't 127 00:05:08.360 --> 00:05:11.639 award somebody with a trip. You can't say, hey, I'll 128 00:05:11.639 --> 00:05:14.079 fly you out to go see you know, I don't know, 129 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:16.759 to go surfing in Hawaii. If you play the new 130 00:05:16.800 --> 00:05:21.759 Camala Cameo song, that's called the form of payola. But 131 00:05:22.399 --> 00:05:24.480 and we all know it's illegal. It's been illegal since 132 00:05:24.519 --> 00:05:29.160 the fifties. You can't do that. And there was somebody 133 00:05:29.199 --> 00:05:32.279 who worked here years ago who was I'm pretty certain 134 00:05:33.399 --> 00:05:38.120 ninety five percent certain, was getting payola, not with cash 135 00:05:38.240 --> 00:05:43.040 or cocaine or something. Really gifts. Wow, like a TV 136 00:05:43.759 --> 00:05:48.879 or a bicycle or things, and we would joke about 137 00:05:48.920 --> 00:05:51.040 it on the radio, and this person came in and said, 138 00:05:51.079 --> 00:05:52.920 you've got to stop that right now. And I think 139 00:05:52.920 --> 00:05:55.000 the reason they were so paranoid is because they were 140 00:05:55.079 --> 00:05:57.480 really guilty of doing something. 141 00:05:57.279 --> 00:05:59.839 Is paola Like if they say, hey, I want to 142 00:05:59.839 --> 00:06:02.560 say you this item, Like if I want to send 143 00:06:02.560 --> 00:06:06.040 you a fridge, but you have to play this, that's pail. 144 00:06:06.160 --> 00:06:09.000 So it's a I'll give you this if exactly, yeah, 145 00:06:09.160 --> 00:06:09.560 give you this. 146 00:06:09.680 --> 00:06:12.519 You can't exchange anything for airplay. Sure, what you can 147 00:06:12.639 --> 00:06:14.839 do is you can give, like you know, the boss 148 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:18.040 or any of us, free concert tickets. But there's never 149 00:06:18.120 --> 00:06:21.399 any implication that that will result in anything in return. 150 00:06:21.959 --> 00:06:23.399 So in the words, I can go to dinner with 151 00:06:23.439 --> 00:06:25.480 the guy who works at Warner Brothers Records or the 152 00:06:25.480 --> 00:06:28.199 woman who works at Universal Records, but there can never 153 00:06:28.279 --> 00:06:32.079 be any implied return favor. Sure, you take me to dinner, 154 00:06:32.399 --> 00:06:34.759 butter me up, make me, make me your friend. 155 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:35.639 But I'm not going to give you any But I'm 156 00:06:35.639 --> 00:06:36.600 not going to give you anything. 157 00:06:37.040 --> 00:06:40.600 So okay, it's a weird thing, all right, don't say 158 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:42.920 a name. Thanks for saying that up front. I found 159 00:06:42.959 --> 00:06:46.360 myself compelled to respond to something school related that I 160 00:06:46.399 --> 00:06:49.079 heard on the show. I'm just not brave enough to 161 00:06:49.079 --> 00:06:51.560 be on the real show, so I'm messaging the Minnesota goodbye. 162 00:06:52.240 --> 00:06:54.680 Somebody was talking about back to school teacher gifts and 163 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:57.560 a teacher texts it in and said the only thing 164 00:06:57.600 --> 00:07:02.040 they wanted was for parents to be parents. Yes, and 165 00:07:03.079 --> 00:07:06.040 shout out to improv Bailey, So yes and yep, I 166 00:07:06.079 --> 00:07:08.240 got it. I'd like to just say, if a teacher 167 00:07:08.279 --> 00:07:10.720 is taking time out of their day to text, call email, 168 00:07:10.759 --> 00:07:14.160 message you, there is an issue with something your child 169 00:07:14.240 --> 00:07:16.680 is doing or not doing. We've got limited time. We 170 00:07:16.839 --> 00:07:19.879 don't waste it by communicating with you just for funzies. 171 00:07:20.399 --> 00:07:22.720 I'll read that again. If a teacher is taking time 172 00:07:22.720 --> 00:07:25.079 out of their day to text, call email, or message you, 173 00:07:25.160 --> 00:07:29.199 there is something with your child. So a message to 174 00:07:29.199 --> 00:07:31.279 all parents. If your child's teacher reaches out to you, 175 00:07:31.639 --> 00:07:34.480 believe what they're saying and partner with them to help 176 00:07:34.519 --> 00:07:37.560 your child to be successful. Educators want to teach your 177 00:07:37.639 --> 00:07:40.199 kid effectively. And if you play THEE but my kid 178 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:43.879 would never game, it's only your kid that will suffer 179 00:07:43.920 --> 00:07:46.920 because they'll learn that their learning is able to be 180 00:07:47.079 --> 00:07:51.759 manipulated by how they manipulate the adults in their life. Yes, 181 00:07:51.800 --> 00:07:54.959 I've seen it happen many times. Anyways, rant over love 182 00:07:54.959 --> 00:07:56.879 you guys. My car was stolen for the second time 183 00:07:56.959 --> 00:07:59.199 last week, and listening to you while I go for 184 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:00.920 a run has been the best possible thing for my 185 00:08:00.959 --> 00:08:01.639 mental health. 186 00:08:01.759 --> 00:08:02.120 Wow. 187 00:08:02.319 --> 00:08:04.360 Thanks for providing a safe space for me in a 188 00:08:04.439 --> 00:08:08.240 chaotic world. Anonymous Minnesota teacher. I've heard that so many times. 189 00:08:08.279 --> 00:08:10.519 I've had two teachers in my family that both quit 190 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:13.720 because of that shit. Yeah, and they just said, I 191 00:08:13.759 --> 00:08:16.480 love teaching and most of the kids in my class 192 00:08:16.519 --> 00:08:19.040 are wonderful, But all it takes is a couple or 193 00:08:19.120 --> 00:08:23.920 three or four kids that disrupt constantly that ruin the 194 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:25.279 entire experience. 195 00:08:24.839 --> 00:08:27.600 And parents that don't care that their kid is disrupting constantly. 196 00:08:27.800 --> 00:08:31.240 Some parents are arrogant and say, my kid would never 197 00:08:31.600 --> 00:08:34.200 and some parents don't give a shit. They just don't. 198 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:37.879 They're absent parents. School is like a babysitter. 199 00:08:37.320 --> 00:08:41.440 M And that's what's annoying is that teachers aren't babysitters. 200 00:08:41.480 --> 00:08:45.000 So like teachers shouldn't necessarily be teaching your kid how 201 00:08:45.000 --> 00:08:47.080 to be a good person. That should be you. They're 202 00:08:47.120 --> 00:08:51.440 teaching them math and history, not how to not be 203 00:08:51.679 --> 00:08:52.879 a piece of shit right. 204 00:08:52.960 --> 00:08:55.799 Well, back in my day, Back in my day, if 205 00:08:55.799 --> 00:08:58.120 the teacher told you, David, sit down and shut up, 206 00:08:59.200 --> 00:09:01.720 you did it, because if you didn't, you'd go to 207 00:09:01.759 --> 00:09:04.480 the principal's office. And if you went to the principal's office, 208 00:09:04.519 --> 00:09:07.600 that often resulted in a note home to your mother 209 00:09:08.159 --> 00:09:10.559 or a phone call or a call to your dad 210 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:12.879 that says, David's been a little asshole, Come by and 211 00:09:12.919 --> 00:09:15.919 pick him up, and then then you're in real trouble. 212 00:09:16.120 --> 00:09:18.679 Dad would be driving and smacking me upside the head 213 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.480 the entire time. Now I made that part up. 214 00:09:20.600 --> 00:09:21.759 Did you ever get hit at school? 215 00:09:21.759 --> 00:09:21.879 Though? 216 00:09:21.919 --> 00:09:23.919 My dad got hit with a ruler. Oh yeah, when 217 00:09:23.919 --> 00:09:25.399 he would like tom fool around. 218 00:09:26.240 --> 00:09:28.799 There was a large refrigerator box in our classroom in 219 00:09:28.840 --> 00:09:32.879 first grade. Somehow a friend of mine boosted me. Now, 220 00:09:32.919 --> 00:09:36.159 a refrigerator box is a lot taller than a first grader. 221 00:09:36.519 --> 00:09:38.600 A friend of mine boosted me up, and I fell 222 00:09:38.679 --> 00:09:43.840 into the refrigerator box. And I was inside the refrigerator box. 223 00:09:43.879 --> 00:09:46.279 The teacher was like, that made a rule, don't I 224 00:09:46.279 --> 00:09:48.799 don't know why we had a refrigerator box. I don't know, 225 00:09:49.159 --> 00:09:51.120 but I fell in and I was laughing. My friends 226 00:09:51.120 --> 00:09:53.240 were laughing. The teacher tipped the box over, pulled me 227 00:09:53.279 --> 00:09:57.200 out and spanked me. Ah, and I deserved. 228 00:09:56.759 --> 00:09:59.120 It, Yeah, because you were farting around in class. 229 00:09:59.200 --> 00:10:01.120 I was Yeah, ever get spanked in school or hit 230 00:10:01.159 --> 00:10:02.320 in school? Jenny, No, never. 231 00:10:02.440 --> 00:10:04.399 Yeah, this wasn't a thing by the time we were say, 232 00:10:04.440 --> 00:10:04.879 I don't think. 233 00:10:04.960 --> 00:10:06.720 I mean I was spanked as a child by my 234 00:10:06.799 --> 00:10:09.399 parents rarely because I was a pretty decent kid. 235 00:10:09.639 --> 00:10:12.399 Yeah, but now I was just like, well, I turned 236 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:14.840 out all right. My mom would just mostly say that 237 00:10:14.879 --> 00:10:16.360 she was going to come and spank us if we 238 00:10:16.360 --> 00:10:19.480 were bad, and then never come into the room. So 239 00:10:19.759 --> 00:10:21.399 they're just like living in fear. Yeah. 240 00:10:21.440 --> 00:10:23.240 I got spanked, and I spanked both of my kids 241 00:10:23.240 --> 00:10:25.000 a couple of times, and it was the most pathetic 242 00:10:25.080 --> 00:10:28.200 thing ever because they tried. I remember last time I 243 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:30.480 spank Carson. I don't know if he was four or six, 244 00:10:30.639 --> 00:10:33.120 I don't remember. And I spanked my kids. I could 245 00:10:33.120 --> 00:10:35.960 count on one hand the number of times I spanked 246 00:10:35.960 --> 00:10:38.120 both of them. And Carson had done something. I said, 247 00:10:38.159 --> 00:10:39.559 you're going to get a spanking, So I tried to 248 00:10:39.600 --> 00:10:41.440 turn them over my knee. He struggled, He tried to 249 00:10:41.480 --> 00:10:43.559 cover up his butt cheeks with his hands, and it 250 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:46.039 was it was sad and pathetic, and I said, I 251 00:10:46.080 --> 00:10:49.600 will never spank my kids ever again. Yeah, and I 252 00:10:49.639 --> 00:10:50.080 never did. 253 00:10:50.320 --> 00:10:53.519 No, that's like the total kid move, though I remember 254 00:10:53.519 --> 00:10:54.320 trying to do that too. 255 00:10:54.519 --> 00:10:56.120 Cover in my cheeky's. 256 00:10:55.759 --> 00:10:57.519 You're like, if I put my hands over it, they 257 00:10:57.559 --> 00:10:58.759 can't get to it, and you. 258 00:10:58.759 --> 00:11:01.840 Just feel so off because you're like violating their little 259 00:11:01.879 --> 00:11:07.879 protective space. And yeah, okay, long time listener, first time 260 00:11:08.159 --> 00:11:10.960 emailing in. I've been listening to the morning show in 261 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.480 Minnesota Goodbye. I started listening in middle school and have 262 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:17.320 felt grown attached since you guys are a great comfort 263 00:11:17.440 --> 00:11:20.039 and company while I'm at work. I love vaunting Bailey 264 00:11:20.080 --> 00:11:23.600 on the show and Bailey on the Minnesota Goodbye Thanks Uh, 265 00:11:24.159 --> 00:11:27.559 and I love where did It Go Here? I think 266 00:11:27.559 --> 00:11:31.440 they're both great assets bring humor and value. However, I've 267 00:11:31.440 --> 00:11:34.720 noticed Bailey has expressed the poor me attitude and it 268 00:11:34.799 --> 00:11:37.519 is a little hard to listen to. But when she's 269 00:11:37.519 --> 00:11:40.600 telling a story and she'll like, oh, I never did that, 270 00:11:40.720 --> 00:11:42.559 we never did that. I'll never find a guy to 271 00:11:42.600 --> 00:11:44.279 go on a date. I think you're trying to be 272 00:11:44.320 --> 00:11:45.960 funny when you do that kind of thing. 273 00:11:46.279 --> 00:11:48.120 Just like self deprecation that we all do. 274 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:52.039 Yeah. Yeah, I mean also, you give me crap for 275 00:11:52.080 --> 00:11:54.080 being by myself all the time, so I'm fuel on 276 00:11:54.120 --> 00:11:54.960 the fire. 277 00:11:54.720 --> 00:12:00.759 But you are by yourself all the time exactly. Yeah. Oh, anyway, 278 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:04.000 I hope they don't take this as negativity, just saying 279 00:12:04.000 --> 00:12:05.679 how I feel. I hope you have a great day, 280 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:09.399 and Bailey, don't be so down on yourself. You're great, Bailey, 281 00:12:09.559 --> 00:12:10.240 You're great. 282 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:12.159 Okay, are you going to start telling me that, Dave? 283 00:12:12.759 --> 00:12:13.720 Well, yeah, I tell you. 284 00:12:13.799 --> 00:12:15.360 If you're not going to change, then I'm not. 285 00:12:15.399 --> 00:12:18.639 No, I do tell you. I say that you are well. 286 00:12:19.039 --> 00:12:22.000 I think I tell you that you're attractive and you're 287 00:12:22.080 --> 00:12:24.840 fun and desirable. Going to tell you on the. 288 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:27.399 Air, Well, then people won't be upset that I am 289 00:12:27.399 --> 00:12:29.639 being self deprecating because I'm just piling onto what you're 290 00:12:29.639 --> 00:12:31.320 saying because that's a bit. 291 00:12:32.919 --> 00:12:34.879 Yeah. Well I did. Okay, let me let me start 292 00:12:34.960 --> 00:12:37.679 right right now. Okay, Bailey, you are, you are attractive. 293 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:42.720 Thank you, you are fun. If I were thirty years younger, 294 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:46.000 I wouldn't date you, but I would find somebody that 295 00:12:46.080 --> 00:12:48.679 would want to date you. Okay, See that was fun though, 296 00:12:48.759 --> 00:12:50.120 right because you thought I was going to say I 297 00:12:50.120 --> 00:12:50.679 would date. 298 00:12:50.559 --> 00:12:52.720 You, because that would have been weird. If I were 299 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:54.919 thirty years younger, i'd date you, that'd be weird. 300 00:12:54.919 --> 00:12:57.679 It's a big age gap. Yeah, if I was five 301 00:12:57.799 --> 00:13:00.919 years younger, I would date. Yeah, you would totally date 302 00:13:00.919 --> 00:13:03.600 a five year younger, Dave Ryan, No, yeah, you would know. 303 00:13:04.200 --> 00:13:07.320 Everybody would dat anybody. I could go down to the 304 00:13:07.440 --> 00:13:09.480 u of M. I'd go down to the quad. What's 305 00:13:09.519 --> 00:13:10.960 it called at the uf M? The quad? 306 00:13:11.440 --> 00:13:14.600 But what is the super block? The goes there anymore? 307 00:13:14.720 --> 00:13:15.840 Or the commons to. 308 00:13:15.799 --> 00:13:18.279 The common to the um is the main go to 309 00:13:18.320 --> 00:13:20.320 the mall. If I's five years younger, I'd go down 310 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:22.720 to the comment of the u of M. I'd be 311 00:13:22.759 --> 00:13:23.399 swimming in it. 312 00:13:24.000 --> 00:13:26.039 No, you wouldn't look at me, No, you wouldn't. 313 00:13:26.080 --> 00:13:29.120 They'd be like, I am looking, sir, which class do 314 00:13:29.159 --> 00:13:29.679 you teach here? 315 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:30.320 Oh? 316 00:13:30.480 --> 00:13:32.639 You big, you look like a professor. 317 00:13:32.679 --> 00:13:34.519 May They'd give you a garbage one of those garbage 318 00:13:34.559 --> 00:13:36.360 cans on the rollers and they'd be like, get back 319 00:13:36.360 --> 00:13:38.480 to work, janitor man. 320 00:13:39.279 --> 00:13:44.799 I was like, what all right? So next one. Hello 321 00:13:45.200 --> 00:13:47.960 you beautiful people. I want to let you know, first 322 00:13:48.000 --> 00:13:50.240 of all, you really do brighten many people's lives. I 323 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:51.919 know that you might know that already, but you're making 324 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:55.159 a difference for many people. Uh to just tune out 325 00:13:55.159 --> 00:13:57.200 of the chaos, even for a moment, and into something 326 00:13:57.320 --> 00:14:01.919 lighthearted and fun. Thank you. Nah. I'm reminding Bailey to 327 00:14:01.919 --> 00:14:03.840 remind Dave to bring in the vest that he made. 328 00:14:03.879 --> 00:14:05.879 I've got to see a picture of it. So I 329 00:14:05.960 --> 00:14:09.960 did bring in the vest. I made this vest in 330 00:14:10.080 --> 00:14:14.960 ninth grade boys sewing class, and I ordered the vest 331 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:17.080 at the beginning of the semester. I made an extra 332 00:14:17.159 --> 00:14:20.039 small because I was a tiny young guy, and by 333 00:14:20.080 --> 00:14:21.720 the end of the semester I had outgrown it. And 334 00:14:21.759 --> 00:14:24.960 I was really disappointed because I sewed that vest, a 335 00:14:25.039 --> 00:14:28.200 down vest, all through the semester, and when I went 336 00:14:28.200 --> 00:14:29.639 to put it on, it was too small. So I 337 00:14:29.639 --> 00:14:31.000 brought it into Bailey. 338 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:33.559 And mine now and I said, you can have it. 339 00:14:33.600 --> 00:14:37.000 I don't. I don't. It's not that I don't want it, 340 00:14:37.399 --> 00:14:40.120 but when I die, the kids will look at it 341 00:14:40.120 --> 00:14:42.399 and go, do you want Dad's down vest that he 342 00:14:42.440 --> 00:14:45.840 made in ninth grade? I don't know. Probably not. 343 00:14:46.080 --> 00:14:48.919 I should probably have you sign it, though why I 344 00:14:48.919 --> 00:14:50.679 don't know. So I remember that that. 345 00:14:51.120 --> 00:14:55.559 Yes, exactly, what do you want from your mom or 346 00:14:55.639 --> 00:14:59.039 dad when they're gone? When I was a little kid, 347 00:14:59.120 --> 00:15:02.159 my dad had a beautiful, old, old, old roll top desk, 348 00:15:02.679 --> 00:15:05.399 and I said, that's mine when he's gone, and I've 349 00:15:05.399 --> 00:15:08.159 got it in my basement. Now, problem is nobody wants 350 00:15:08.200 --> 00:15:10.480 it when I'm gone. What do you want from your 351 00:15:10.519 --> 00:15:14.200 mom or your dad that they own a family heirloom? Jenny, 352 00:15:14.639 --> 00:15:15.919 that you want, we don't. 353 00:15:15.759 --> 00:15:16.600 Really have heirlooms. 354 00:15:16.639 --> 00:15:18.080 I would say, I would just want all of my 355 00:15:18.159 --> 00:15:20.600 mom's recipes that I grew up having. 356 00:15:21.039 --> 00:15:21.879 That's like the main one. 357 00:15:21.919 --> 00:15:23.559 I just had her send me one today for something 358 00:15:23.559 --> 00:15:26.600 I'm making for the weekend at the Bachelor at party. 359 00:15:26.919 --> 00:15:28.720 So I would say that my dad's a hoarder, so 360 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:30.279 I'm sure there's like a million things I'm going to 361 00:15:30.360 --> 00:15:31.840 end up getting from him, and I'm going to sell 362 00:15:31.840 --> 00:15:33.200 everything on Facebook marketplace. 363 00:15:33.799 --> 00:15:35.799 I do worry, though, I mean, at a point in 364 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:37.639 my life where you start to think about, well, what 365 00:15:37.679 --> 00:15:40.120 are my kids going to do when I'm gone, and 366 00:15:40.159 --> 00:15:41.559 all the crap that I don't want them to have 367 00:15:41.600 --> 00:15:44.159 to clean out because if I were to die tomorrow, 368 00:15:45.120 --> 00:15:48.320 they'd have a shit ton of stuff yeah to clean out, 369 00:15:48.759 --> 00:15:49.919 and I don't want to leave them with that. So 370 00:15:49.919 --> 00:15:52.759 I got rid of my unicycle and my down vesty. 371 00:15:53.240 --> 00:15:53.919 I'm doing well. 372 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:54.840 You're on your way. 373 00:15:55.799 --> 00:15:57.639 Next, she says. Third, I got a bone to pick 374 00:15:57.679 --> 00:16:01.120 with iHeart. Okay, this should be good. It is complete 375 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:04.399 fucking bullshit that the best radio show iHeart owns has 376 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:11.799 shitty fucking equipment. It is seriously fucking sucks. Dick. Oh, 377 00:16:11.840 --> 00:16:14.279 the Minnesota you'd buy is cut off at tennis minutes 378 00:16:14.320 --> 00:16:18.240 all too often, or it doesn't record, or whatever else happens. 379 00:16:18.240 --> 00:16:20.080 It really sucks as a huge fan of the show 380 00:16:20.080 --> 00:16:23.919 to be served a lukewarm, slightly overcooked, chewy flank steak 381 00:16:24.440 --> 00:16:27.840 instead of a medium rare, piping hot, juicy woggu Ribi 382 00:16:27.960 --> 00:16:31.360 steak that your show, truly is? Is there anything we 383 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:33.639 can do as listeners to spread the word to mister 384 00:16:33.679 --> 00:16:38.679 iHeart to get some decent fucking equipment. I digress. I 385 00:16:38.720 --> 00:16:41.200 thought that was really interesting. You know what, we've learned 386 00:16:41.200 --> 00:16:44.960 to work around the equipment we really have, So it's 387 00:16:45.039 --> 00:16:47.320 kind of like if you drive like a nineteen ninety 388 00:16:47.320 --> 00:16:51.200 four Camra. Yeah, and that's all. You know, I've never 389 00:16:51.240 --> 00:16:54.159 worked with really nice equipment. 390 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:57.360 I don't I wouldn't even know the difference between that 391 00:16:57.879 --> 00:16:58.360 nice question. 392 00:16:58.399 --> 00:17:01.240 This is a very analogue So everything in front of 393 00:17:01.320 --> 00:17:04.400 us is before the age of digital anything. Everything in 394 00:17:04.440 --> 00:17:07.319 front of us is very analog, except the one unit 395 00:17:07.319 --> 00:17:10.799 that we record the Minnesota Goodbye on is a digital recorder. 396 00:17:11.599 --> 00:17:15.000 But it literally is nineteen ninety four technology. Oh really, 397 00:17:15.160 --> 00:17:17.519 and so yeah and so, and we do have some 398 00:17:17.559 --> 00:17:21.079 computers in here, but we don't have the most modern update. 399 00:17:22.279 --> 00:17:25.359 So but you know, we've gotten so used to it. 400 00:17:25.359 --> 00:17:28.039 It's like you're driving the ninety four Camri and once 401 00:17:28.039 --> 00:17:29.319