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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. It's you, good friend, Clayton.

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Speaker 2: You're here with my co host, lifelong friend all eternity

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for long friend, Chris. Hi.

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Speaker 1: Oh so excited, Chris. What's this podcast about?

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Speaker 3: Well?

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Speaker 4: I died, yeah, now for my eternal punishment in Hell,

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have to host a podcast with you where we interview

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everyone in Hell.

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Speaker 2: Everyone in Hell, all all the sinners and the saints.

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Some of those guys ended up down here too. It's weird, Yeah,

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it was really weird. Moral laws are always.

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Speaker 1: Ambiguous, totally, totally.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Well, before we start criticizing people's religious beliefs even

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more than we already have, what are we doing today?

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Speaker 4: The podcast has been going well in Hell. Yeah, we've

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also been doing well on the upper world. Not number one,

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but the world. Yeah, number one in Hell, but I

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don't know what we are on Earth, so we're number six.

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It could be really, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: That's not bad. I'll take that. So I'm gonna read

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a couple of five star reviews.

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Speaker 1: You already your first, folks.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna suck her own dicks for the next three minutes,

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all right, read those five star reviews.

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Speaker 4: Someone muscle tov me said six six six stars. If

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you like investigative journalisms and blood mixers, this is the

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show for you. That's very niche kind of audience, but

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it sure is good. Yeah, thank you, Mussele tov me.

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And they're also h the doctor eleven oh seven said

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great show, but he spelled it like great, like so

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maybe like he's talking about like grading uh torture, Oh okay,

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yeah yeah, and he says better than the eternal torture

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I always due, so just above torture.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, so the doctor right, yeah, yeah, that's he's

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actually in the the hell camp in the in.

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Speaker 1: The skin minds.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah yeah yeah he he he's watched a bunch

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of surgeries. Thank you, doctor one one o seven. I'm

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gonna come by and give you an extra whipping today.

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Speaker 4: All right. And then we also have a one from

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Christa Marris's mom. I don't know there's actually my mom,

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but that's what it says. Uh. Clayton rules, Yeah, five stars,

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amazing podcast. Clayton should see awards in his future. But

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what really steals the show is.

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Speaker 1: Gambo oh no, what get out of here?

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Speaker 2: How does that feel that the only form of communication

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that you have with your living mother or your living

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relatives is through reviews on Apple iTunes or Apple podcasts.

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Speaker 4: I mean, I'll take you what I could get. At

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least she's listening to the show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she did.

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Speaker 4: She mention you in that at all. She didn't say

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anything about me. She wasn't like, Hi, Chris, we wish

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you well, we wish we could hear from you, or

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you know, grandma says, hi, nothing like that. Well in Gambo.

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Thanks mom, Thanks, thanks Chris's mom. Yeah, I really appreciate

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the support. If you leave it's a five star review,

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we might be reading it. Or if you want to

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leave a question for Clayton, you can do that on

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the review as.

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Speaker 1: Well, if it's five star. If we're not going to

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read the lower ones. Yeah, losers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a question from our hotmail. Oh doing

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Q and A too really mixing it up. The audience

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is probably blown away right now.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is from Gabe Hess. Do you have legos

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in Hell?

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Speaker 3: We do?

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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, it's it's down by Lego Beach. Have you

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been down there?

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Speaker 4: No, I haven't visited Lego Beach.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's miles and miles of beach, beautiful, beautiful beach.

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But instead of sand. We have legos. Yeah, yeah, so

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people want to.

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Speaker 1: Go out there and you know, run on the beach

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or Sunbathe.

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Speaker 4: Is there water?

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Speaker 2: No, it's it's just bleach. It's just a big body

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of fresh bleach, fresh bleach, fresh bleach.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: No salt, no, none at all. It's just just bleach

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and lego. And the reason the bleach is there is

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because you know, kids with their boogers, they'll touch the

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lego and then the bleach cleans it off, you know.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to go down there and then

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like run to chariots of fire, I'm sure all of

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our audience will get that reference.

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Speaker 3: You can do that.

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Speaker 4: Do people swim in the water? How long can you

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swim in bleach water? How concentrated is the bleach?

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Speaker 1: I mean it's on undred percent bleach. So you tell

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Speaker 4: Quick dip, Yeah, very quick, very very quick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes if I need to go down there to bleach

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my butthole, you know, I'll just wait and wait in

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the bleach for a while. It's cheaper than the alternative,

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So just stick youre acid lego beachwater.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 2: The one advantage, truly, the one advantage is that sand

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castles are actually a lot easier there because it's it's

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a lego. So oh yeah, maybe little castles out a lego. Yeah,

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it's actually quite nice. Yeah that doesn't sound bad. Yeah,

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I want to get past the legos stuck in your toes.

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Speaker 4: This is from the Good Morning from Hell subred it

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from disc five four to six four.

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Speaker 1: Uh is Spirit the official airline of Hell?

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Speaker 3: Yep?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, No, it's not like a Helta Airlines or something.

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Speaker 2: No. I mean when we when we were looking for

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our provider for for airline services, we went right to Spirit.

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Speaker 1: We were like, Wow, these guys are truly evil.

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Speaker 2: We want their business down here, and they're they haven't disappointed.

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Yeah yeah, canceled flights, limited baggage space, anything shitty that

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Speaker 1: Of that an airline will do. They've done it in Spirit.

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Speaker 3: Thank you.

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Speaker 1: So who is our guest for this week?

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Speaker 2: Well, Chris, We're bringing on another demon, but this one

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he is in a league of his own, a class

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of his own. He is a special investigative Demon. He's

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a detective. Detective Roger Davis.

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Speaker 3: Afternoon, gentlemen, Detective Roger Davis, Hell Precinct, Fourth Division, sir, fourth,

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not the sixth. No, you gotta work a lot harder

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to get into the sixth precinct.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I just said so, I didn't know there was

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a police force in Hell.

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Speaker 3: Well, there's a lot of things that go on down

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here that are undesirable, Chris.

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Speaker 2: We need a police force. Everybody needs a police force.

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I mean, you know who's gonna be there to catch

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all the bad guys.

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Speaker 4: Well, I thought this is where all the bad guys went.

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I thought they already been caught. This is kind of

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like in that redundant.

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Speaker 1: Well no, no, no, explain him what we mean by bad guys.

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Speaker 3: Look, undesirables covers a lot of terms down here in Hell.

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Our main perpetrators tend to be those that are providing

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goods or services of an illicit nature to those that

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are currently being tormented and or punished.

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Speaker 1: It's Chris, you you look dumber than usual.

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Speaker 3: Let me give you an example. Recently, recently had to

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break up a drug organization. We have a real drug

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problem down here in Hell.

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Speaker 4: Uh.

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Speaker 3: The organization was called the Red Cross. We caught them

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distributing drugs like like some debug that's a street name

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for antibiotics. There's a lot of people getting real rubbed

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down with the sooth cream.

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Speaker 4: Oh, we don't want that. So that's not like that's

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Speaker 3: The street name. Yeah, that's you know, we have codes

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so whenever someone wanted to go out and illicitly

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buy soothe, some sooth, that's just.

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Speaker 3: Just a straight tube of burn cream. Okay. We also

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got a lot of people getting tanked up right now.

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That's a big problem. We haven't on the streets tanked up,

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huge problem. Just lots of ivy fluids. Oh yeah, get

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your hydrated. Yeah, you got to stay away from that stuff. Man,

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it'll mess you up. It'll ruin your life by making

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it better. Other than that, it's just a lot of

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tile and all and ice packs.

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Speaker 4: How long did the ice packs last?

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Speaker 1: Not not very long.

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Speaker 2: But you know, still it's any any level of relief

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or anything down here in Hell. We just can't have that. Yeah,

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this is a place for punishment. We don't we don't

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like those drugs. These damn pushers, these Red Cross representatives,

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got to watch out for those guys. Luckily, we've got

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Roger Davis out there.

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Speaker 3: We brought him to justice. They've been sent back to

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the overworld. I think they've got enough to deal with

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Speaker 2: Yeah wow, I mean that's that's been a severe problem,

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you know, these darn drug pushers. But wait, what are

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some other cases that you've been working on, Chris. You're

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sure you're understanding what Roger jams. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. So anything that's good, you make sure it gets.

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Speaker 3: Got to get to the bottom of it, got to

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figure it out. We had a case not too long ago.

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I call it the case the Touch Thermostat. You may

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have noticed there was some unseasonably icy wind blowing through

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hell a few days ago. Hyeah, it was pleasant almost

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it's awful, which is unacceptable. And turns out someone had

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tampered with one of the thermostats on the hellscape. Oh

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There was no signs of breaking and entering. I couldn't

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find any evidence at the scene. Turns out demon Janitor

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just butt dialed the nest thermostat. Oh it happens. You know,

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you gotta be careful with that. That was just a

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network security issue.

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Speaker 2: Yeahah yeah, But we had our best man on the case.

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Speaker 1: He's had to. Rod Davis had been on the job.

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Speaker 3: So what happened to the janitor? Oh, he's been dealt with.

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Speaker 2: The audience can't see what I'm doing right now, but

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I'm giving a like a neck swiping.

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Speaker 1: Like like we cut his throat. You cut his throat? No, no, no,

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we cut off his ass.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that is gone.

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Speaker 3: I mean, punishment's got to fit the crime.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you will having anymore buttles from him.

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Speaker 3: I'm confident he'll never be sitting again. Let's just say that. Yeah,

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Harambe's code it does well down here, Harambe.

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Speaker 4: It's a deep cut, deep cut right through the ass.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So you know, you better watch out Chris because he's

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you know, if you if you do any sort of

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good thing, you know, you try to bring someone chocolates,

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let's say, like a like a one Helen Keller, you know,

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where you try to leave her a note or a

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love letter, He'll.

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Speaker 1: Track your ass down. He'll cut it off.

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Speaker 3: Maybe actually on that note, I had heard maybe you'd

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given her a gift to some cookies in a recent time.

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Speaker 4: There weren't.

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Speaker 3: No, no, we're having another problem with some smuggling here.

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There's there's been a breakout of Girl Scout cookies making

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it into Hell.

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Speaker 1: Fucking girl Scouts.

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Speaker 4: Man, No, I don't know anything about this, and that's honest.

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Speaker 1: Sure you're not a mule. I'm sure you're not a mule.

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Speaker 4: I'm not a mule.

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Speaker 3: I'm telling you. Those thin mints feel a lot more

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like thick men's when they're up the pooper, you know,

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to get down into Hell.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I'm smuggling anything up my butt.

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Speaker 3: There's a lot of demons with a lot of luggage

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I haven't even touched a cookie since I've been here.

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Speaker 2: Okay, for the folks listening at home, the Girl Scouts

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found a mining shaft when they're out.

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Speaker 1: On a camping trip.

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Speaker 4: Uh huh.

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Speaker 2: And then the cookies have just been pouring down into Hell.

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I mean it's a it's a huge problem.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, it's terrible. We're finding empty wrappers everywhere. I

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mean there's piles of them. It's unacceptable.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, these these cookie cartels, you know, we got we

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gotta crack down on these people.

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Speaker 1: It's really fucking up our jobs.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. We found several isolated areas where they're doing the exchange.

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I'm not entirely sure yet what the Girl Scouts are

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getting out of this.

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Speaker 4: I think I guess it's selling cookies.

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Speaker 3: Well, let's be honest, some ingredients that go into those

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are addictive enough to qualify as hell spawned. So I'm

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thinking maybe they've got some extra spices there and they're

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getting from the Hellscape and sending them up there to

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make the cookies before they bum them go.

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Speaker 2: You gotta watch out for those those samoas. Just like

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surprising that they kept that name because I feel like

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that's probably cultural.

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Speaker 3: Well, it is an island chain, so I think it's

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okay to say, oh, you're not eating samoans, so that's

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what we do down here.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're all we eat the samoans, not the Samoa's.

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Speaker 4: So so, yeah, there's the peanut butter patties. But there's

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also they're also called tagalongs. Is one of those like

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the street names for the cookie like game some tag along?

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You give me a little tagalong?

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Speaker 3: No, that's ridiculous.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, what is this advertisement for the Girls Scouts?

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Speaker 2: Were you doing?

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Speaker 3: It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. The street name

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is the name of the thing. No, you don't call

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it that. You're not gonna run if I remember the

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tagalongs are the round ones with the hole right.

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Speaker 4: No, they're the ones with peanut butter.

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Speaker 3: I don't I don't know. I can't keep them. The

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samoans we call those the sphincters. Yeah, the street name sphincters.

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Speaker 1: Chris on Earth.

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Speaker 2: Whenever you were trying to like land some drugs or something,

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you didn't walk into a drug dealer's area and say, hello,

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I would like some cocine please.

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Speaker 1: No, you use a code name. Yeah, you fucking nark

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all right.

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Speaker 4: What is an example of like someone ordering a batch

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of illicit cook batch?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, then going for a batch yeah hey, you'd

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roll up and say, maybe, hey, uh, I need a

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baker's dozen of your finestphinctus. You know, I need so

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many sphinctus. I got a party today, I need sphinctus everywhere.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, And I guess that that that's like, because

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you're referring to sphincters like you could actually be ordering buttholes.

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That's what you could claim.

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Speaker 3: You gotta yeah, you gotta have it be something innocuous,

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something that everyone down here would have sphincts.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you roll up and then you're like, hey, hey,

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slim me some of those chocolate toothpastes, you know, but

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thin mince.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, but chocolate toothpaste sucks.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: When you want some brush their teeth with chocolate toothpaste,

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it sounds delicious. You know. If you ever wanted like

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some peanut butter patties, you'd come up and you'd be like, hey,

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like give me the nut, give me the nut.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm glad I had this opportunity to speak with

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you today because I uh, I wanted to ask you

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a few questions. Who me you?

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Speaker 1: He's looking at me? What? Okay? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Shoots, yeah, no, I'm an open book. I hope you

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don't mind if I record this for posterity.

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Speaker 2: I mean it's already being recorded. Is it's a podcast?

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Knock yourself out.

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Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna keep my own record, thank you.

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This is for the official record, not your little podcasting thing. Okay, okay,

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uh interview with subject Clayton. Could you state your full

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name for the record, please, mister Clayton.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's Clayton Danger.

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Speaker 3: Fer Clayton Danger fir.

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Speaker 4: All right.

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Speaker 1: Danger is my middle name.

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Speaker 3: That's interesting. I'm just going to run down a list

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of a ka's I have here on file for you.

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Uh aka el pero bandito. That's right, it's uh bandit

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in Spanish. I don't. You can't explain that one.

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Speaker 2: It's a long story, but let's just say me and

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Michael Vick had a thing going for a day.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's hell.

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Speaker 3: Uh maybe on a related vein, we've got the red rocket.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, no, that's just uh. I used to

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run track back in the hell Spawn.

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Speaker 3: Okay, very fast, Sure, Okay, I've got Hell Magazine's Worst

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Dressed Demon.

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Speaker 1: I'm still very happy about that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, most time he doesn't wear pants. He's naked most

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of the recordings. I think they went on and on

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about the top hat. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh yeah, probably myself and that I have that

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handing on my my mantle piece.

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Speaker 3: I hesitate to say this one because I don't know

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that I want to know the story. But mister finger Bum,

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oh yeah, you know.

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Speaker 2: You know, I was experimenting back in demon college, uh

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with new forms of torture, and I invented the finger

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bum technique, which is you cut off the fingers of

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the perpetrator and then you stick them up their bomb.

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Speaker 3: All right, let's just check that one off.

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Speaker 4: Then I can't confirm its effective.

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Speaker 3: Yeah effective?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Well that's he's not.

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Speaker 4: That's why he knows. I don't have any cookies in

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my butt, right because all I have is a couple

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of fings.

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Speaker 1: Why do you think he hasn't given you a thumbs up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they're there, that's true. The last one I got

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here is uh Ted.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, this is just a nickname that I was

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started going by Ted?

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Speaker 3: Ted?

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Speaker 1: Ted?

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Speaker 4: What context are you called? Ted?

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Speaker 1: Wells?

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Speaker 2: Sometimes when I go to the earth throw and then I,

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you know, paint myself in white face, you know, I

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I want to make sure that no one knows who

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I am. So I just go like Ted hovercover my horns,

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and then I'll order Starbucks and I'll.

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Speaker 1: Say order Ted.

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Speaker 3: That's me. What's that?

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Speaker 2: What's the what's the the purpose of all this? Why

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are you bringing up all these these things?

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Speaker 3: Relax or just relax? I got some questions for you.

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Speaker 4: It's fine.

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Speaker 3: Where would you how would you say you feel Satan's doing?

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What kind of job you think your brother's doing?

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Speaker 2: Hey, he's the dark lord, and we're all supposed to

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respect him.

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Speaker 4: You know, I respect him.

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Speaker 1: Just want to put that on the record.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, good, but uh, I.

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Speaker 1: Mean yeah, I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I mean like I I could bring in some new ideas,

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you know, personally and you know, like there's some things

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where I would check them off his needs improvement.

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Speaker 1: I think he could like zest up hell a little

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bit more. I think he could get with the times.

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Speaker 3: You know, fingers and bums is what you're saying. Well, yeah, basically, yeah, okay, okay,

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mister finger bum When was the last time you say

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you'd been to Satan's Castle?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: Oh, I mean it must have been hagsgiving a couple

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of years ago.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, a couple of years ago.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I don't really go there that often.

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Speaker 3: No, no, uh but you still remember your security code?

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Speaker 4: Yeah it's six and six, So does need to change it?

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Speaker 3: Shoot, Like, what's some kind of idiot would have on

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the luggage? What about the evening of January eighteenth, round

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about four pm? Do you know where you might have

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been around then? Oh? I believe I was with Chris,

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right right, Chris. So you're saying Chris here can corroborate

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that story.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally. We were on Chris. Where were we?

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We were hanging out together, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we were, I believe, taking a boat trip to

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the lake up fire.

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Speaker 1: That's right, we said at the same time, so you

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know it's the truth.

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Speaker 3: A boat trip to the Lake of five. Yeah, we

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were out there. What kind of boat was it?

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Speaker 1: Oh, tug tug boat? Boat?

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Speaker 3: Tug boat? What were you fishing for?

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Speaker 4: Trouble?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, trouble. What do you what do you beade a

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hook with to get trouble?

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Speaker 1: Mermaids?

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Speaker 3: Not seasonal for mermaids this time of year.

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Speaker 2: But okay, oh, I mean yeah, I had a batch

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come in.

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Speaker 1: I specially ordered.

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Speaker 3: Them fresh batch. You got receipts to prove that you've

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got that fresh batch of mermaids in. I take it.

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Speaker 2: No, I don't really keep the trash long ago, those

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those are all gone.

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Speaker 3: How about you over there, mister fingered bum.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I just I he was he We love to

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go to the lake.

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Speaker 3: Okay, let's do a little experiment. Let's do a fun

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little experiment. Why don't we. Okay, we're gonna on three,

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say the color of the boat together.

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Speaker 4: Okay, one huh, two, three, plaid.

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Speaker 1: Fucking I guess the why would it be? It's red?

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Look at me, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Black seemed like a good color for something.

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Speaker 1: And you have to understand Detective Roger Davis Chris is colorblind.

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Speaker 3: Ah yeah, color blind. Okay, I see, I see. Let's

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let's lighten it up a little bit. Huh. I feel

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like I feel like we're getting a little intense. I'm

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investigating what appears to be a little bit of a

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breaking and intrigue case. Oh interesting, I feel like you

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can see where I'm going with this. There's been a

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disturbance at Satan's castle.

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Speaker 1: Oh uh huh.

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Speaker 3: There was a bathrobe that had been disturbed. It had

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been worn. There appeared to be a few other things

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moved around. Maybe someone had been sitting in Satan's chair.

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Speaker 1: Thrown.

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Speaker 3: You know, it's a fancy chair. I can call it

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what you like. Okay, Interesting, you've seen better.

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Speaker 4: Interesting?

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Speaker 1: Interesting, So you've seen it recently? Not recently?

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Speaker 3: Who?

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Speaker 2: I was just asking, what did you rob into his batman? No,

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I haven't seen it since Saints Giving?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, last year? Right, last year? Now, it was two

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years ago before A lost track of time, you know, yeah, yeah, No,

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I get it.

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Speaker 3: There's no you know, day night cycle down here, right,

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it's just all hell fire.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 3: Interesting, interesting, So tell me this. Don't break eye contact.

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You stay right here with me. Okay, did you take it?

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Speaker 2: What?

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Speaker 1: Take what? I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: This can go the easy way or the really easy way.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I don't know. I cuts. I don't know what

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you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: I don't know. We know you've wanted it. I've got

470
00:20:16,720 --> 00:20:21,519
oh got feces and icre smeared on the wall with hail. Clayton.

471
00:20:22,880 --> 00:20:24,240
I don't know if you were aware of this, but

472
00:20:24,279 --> 00:20:26,400
you had an SDI test not that long ago.

473
00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:26,880
Speaker 2: Huh.

474
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:29,920
Speaker 3: All the markers in this icor comes back to you.

475
00:20:31,559 --> 00:20:33,759
Speaker 1: That's you have to understand. I've been framed.

476
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:34,160
Speaker 3: You know.

477
00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:36,079
Speaker 1: I would never do that. I would never go job.

478
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:39,039
Speaker 3: It's a frame No, yeah, I understand, I understand.

479
00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:40,640
Speaker 1: Thank you, Yeah, Clayton.

480
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,359
Speaker 3: In the frame job. It's okay, it's a frame job.

481
00:20:43,400 --> 00:20:45,559
Someone's just framing up my friend here. It's fine.

482
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:48,079
Speaker 4: The follower, Yeah, follower, Clayton.

483
00:20:48,200 --> 00:20:50,480
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. Someone's framing you, right, Okay. They're trying

484
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,960
to they're trying to get in your head. They're trying

485
00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,319
to do what you would do, right, So where would

486
00:20:54,359 --> 00:20:54,960
they put it?

487
00:20:56,519 --> 00:20:59,000
Speaker 1: I don't know what it is. I really, I don't

488
00:20:59,000 --> 00:21:00,799
know what you're referring to you.

489
00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:04,480
Speaker 3: That was the wrong answer, Clayton, No, boys, let's bring

490
00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:05,240
in the hop music.

491
00:21:05,400 --> 00:21:06,880
Speaker 1: What what is that? No?

492
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:08,799
Speaker 3: No, this is just to set the mood. It's okay.

493
00:21:09,000 --> 00:21:13,519
Speaker 1: Oh god, awful, Oh god, it's so pretty.

494
00:21:14,079 --> 00:21:16,200
Speaker 3: Oh isn't that nice? What do you think?

495
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:17,960
Speaker 4: I think it's nice.

496
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,200
Speaker 3: It's not so bad?

497
00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:19,519
Speaker 2: Is it?

498
00:21:19,799 --> 00:21:20,279
Speaker 3: That's good?

499
00:21:21,400 --> 00:21:23,079
Speaker 1: Please stop?

500
00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:26,319
Speaker 3: Look at that that crescendo. That's that's so magical. I

501
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:27,319
like it. I like it.

502
00:21:27,559 --> 00:21:30,240
Speaker 1: Oh, I feel like taste?

503
00:21:30,400 --> 00:21:32,559
Speaker 3: All right? Sorry, take it down to notts their boys, Okay,

504
00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:34,279
just not all the way I want him to. Still

505
00:21:34,319 --> 00:21:37,599
hear it? You sure you don't know where it might

506
00:21:37,640 --> 00:21:38,000
have been?

507
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:41,279
Speaker 1: No, no, I don't know what you're friends.

508
00:21:41,400 --> 00:21:44,799
Speaker 3: Here's here's a hint. It's about yay long, about yay big,

509
00:21:44,839 --> 00:21:49,279
about man heights, you know, smooth board, long shaft.

510
00:21:49,359 --> 00:21:53,559
Speaker 4: How many satanicals is that? That's six to seven satanicals?

511
00:21:55,279 --> 00:21:58,160
Speaker 1: No, No, I don't. I don't never see anything.

512
00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:04,839
Speaker 3: Like that, oh, Clayton, Clayton, Clayton Davis. Yeah, I'm gonna

513
00:22:04,839 --> 00:22:09,400
have to step out for a second. Uh okay, missus Chin,

514
00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:13,400
if you wouldn't mind joining us, I believe my friend

515
00:22:13,440 --> 00:22:17,559
over here, golems, if you would restrain the subject.

516
00:22:16,960 --> 00:22:20,200
Speaker 1: Okay, get your big pass off, your good dope. What

517
00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:21,880
is it? What is this? What is the meaning of this?

518
00:22:21,960 --> 00:22:24,240
Speaker 3: Missus chin? If you would be so kind as to

519
00:22:24,279 --> 00:22:28,839
give my friend here a deluxe what? No holds barred?

520
00:22:29,319 --> 00:22:33,720
Oh no, full frontal? Oh no facial?

521
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,200
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, not.

522
00:22:36,279 --> 00:22:37,920
Speaker 3: That the rejuvenating kind.

523
00:22:38,039 --> 00:22:40,119
Speaker 4: Please, oh that kind of facial.

524
00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:44,920
Speaker 2: Okay, oh Chris, Oh it hurts odd words odd feels

525
00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,400
so good.

526
00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 3: Anytime you want this to stop, mister fingerbomb, all you

527
00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:51,079
gotta do is tell me where it is.

528
00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:55,559
Speaker 2: Tell them stop. No, please, my skin it gets its exfoliating.

529
00:22:56,119 --> 00:23:00,680
Speaker 3: Stop stop please, okay, okay, okay, Oh, well, you're an animal,

530
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:02,680
mister Chin. Back off for a second. Let's give him

531
00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:04,799
a second. Debreathe I'm glowing.

532
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:08,160
Speaker 1: Oh oh, I look five years younger.

533
00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 3: Your skin's radiant. No one's gonna believe you anymore when

534
00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:14,119
you try and tell him, you're gonna torture him.

535
00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:17,640
Speaker 2: Oh no, please, I don't I don't know what you're

536
00:23:17,640 --> 00:23:19,680
talking about, mister Detective Roger Davis.

537
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,960
Speaker 3: I've got your fingerprints at the scene of the crime.

538
00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:26,079
I've got your blood samples. What else does it take

539
00:23:26,119 --> 00:23:27,680
for you to admit you a couple of bol.

540
00:23:29,039 --> 00:23:31,920
Speaker 1: I don't I'm framed, framed. I probably swear to you

541
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,119
I have. I have a lot of enemies.

542
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,680
Speaker 3: We've got a lot of people that don't want me

543
00:23:34,880 --> 00:23:36,960
to do take a breath. Tell me about who might

544
00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:38,160
have framed you, then, mister.

545
00:23:37,960 --> 00:23:43,200
Speaker 2: Clinton, Oh, let me see, I've got uh, Chris, I

546
00:23:43,200 --> 00:23:44,440
would not have done such a thing.

547
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:47,400
Speaker 3: Well, according to you, Chris has a rock solid alibi.

548
00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:53,279
Speaker 1: There's I'm sure there was an angel that snuck down here.

549
00:23:53,319 --> 00:23:55,079
So you know I have agent of God?

550
00:23:55,319 --> 00:23:57,960
Speaker 3: Perhaps, Oh sure, agent God.

551
00:23:58,119 --> 00:24:00,000
Speaker 1: We have prank called heaven a couple of times.

552
00:24:00,359 --> 00:24:00,799
Speaker 4: That's right.

553
00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:04,839
Speaker 2: Saint Peter could have done it. Any number of Saints

554
00:24:04,839 --> 00:24:06,559
could have could have done it. They could have come

555
00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:10,440
marching in. And when the Saints come marching in, what.

556
00:24:10,440 --> 00:24:13,440
Speaker 3: About the underwear with your name embroidered inside of it?

557
00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:18,319
Speaker 4: Well, you shouldn't have left that there. Oh, I mean,

558
00:24:18,319 --> 00:24:20,559
I'm just if if if or, that would have been

559
00:24:20,599 --> 00:24:21,839
a really good way to frame you.

560
00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:27,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, yes, exactly, I too had someone break into interesting.

561
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:28,759
Speaker 3: This is the first I've heard of this.

562
00:24:29,079 --> 00:24:29,319
Speaker 1: Yeah.

563
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,400
Speaker 2: I didn't feel like reporting it because they stole my

564
00:24:33,319 --> 00:24:36,920
semen and blood fingerprints, so I.

565
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:43,720
Speaker 3: Was it's interesting because I hadn't mentioned the semen yet. Oh,

566
00:24:43,759 --> 00:24:45,920
how did you know we found semen at the scene.

567
00:24:46,839 --> 00:24:49,960
Speaker 4: Just a good guess, I guess to be fair, he

568
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,680
does leave semen a lot of places.

569
00:24:51,680 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 2: It's all over the place, thank you, Chris. Yeah, it's

570
00:24:54,559 --> 00:24:55,680
it's even in this room.

571
00:24:56,000 --> 00:25:01,440
Speaker 3: Okay, mister clay this is a one time deal. Okay,

572
00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,599
after this moment, it's off the table. Okay, you tell

573
00:25:04,599 --> 00:25:07,519
me where it is, you give it back to me, okay,

574
00:25:08,079 --> 00:25:08,960
and this goes away.

575
00:25:10,839 --> 00:25:12,680
Speaker 1: I have no idea where the sceptor is.

576
00:25:12,839 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 3: Oh Clayton, buddy, Uh, I didn't say it was a scepter.

577
00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:20,920
Oh I I boys, hold him down.

578
00:25:21,079 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no no, no, no, no,

579
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:23,720
no no no.

580
00:25:23,799 --> 00:25:24,839
Speaker 3: Bring in the puppies.

581
00:25:25,039 --> 00:25:26,720
Speaker 1: No, not the puppies, anything but that.

582
00:25:27,319 --> 00:25:29,559
Speaker 3: I have never seen a single demon stand up to

583
00:25:29,599 --> 00:25:31,119
a puppy boarding Oh.

584
00:25:31,319 --> 00:25:33,440
Speaker 1: Oh god, they're so soft and cute.

585
00:25:34,640 --> 00:25:36,839
Speaker 3: Oh sure, absolutely no, no, no.

586
00:25:36,880 --> 00:25:40,359
Speaker 2: Getting away from me, Chris, you no, Oh, it's it's

587
00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:42,960
licking me. It's oh, it's so daring and loving.

588
00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:46,720
Speaker 3: Oh ah, these are these are brand new puppies. They

589
00:25:46,759 --> 00:25:51,599
were born yesterday, Clayton. They are pure than the driven snow.

590
00:25:52,359 --> 00:25:58,920
Speaker 2: Oh there's there's fresh baby hair at birts a bird.

591
00:26:00,559 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: Please stop up. I did it.

592
00:26:02,440 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 2: It was me.

593
00:26:03,839 --> 00:26:06,680
Speaker 3: Okay, get the puppies. Get the puppies back, all right, you.

594
00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:10,160
Speaker 4: Huh, here's me. Can I keep this one?

595
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,920
Speaker 1: Shut up? You take the puppy throw it.

596
00:26:13,119 --> 00:26:17,000
Speaker 4: Oh Jesus Christ, No.

597
00:26:16,920 --> 00:26:19,640
Speaker 1: Don't his name. I took this. I took this scepter

598
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:24,279
to talk to Roger Davis. It was me. He's good.

599
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,440
Speaker 3: We all knew this already. I mean, I'm just glad

600
00:26:26,480 --> 00:26:29,480
you were able to finally admit it. So, uh, you know,

601
00:26:29,559 --> 00:26:31,160
I think I can put in a good word for

602
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:35,039
you with the judge. Uh I am, however, gonna have

603
00:26:35,039 --> 00:26:35,640
to tell you dad.

604
00:26:36,319 --> 00:26:39,279
Speaker 2: Oh no, I don't know who my dad is. So

605
00:26:39,839 --> 00:26:41,480
maybe you can help me solve that mystery.

606
00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 3: Biblically speaking, if you're the brother of Satan, your dad's god?

607
00:26:46,759 --> 00:26:49,240
Speaker 1: Oh what? Oh?

608
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:49,680
Speaker 2: What?

609
00:26:51,200 --> 00:26:52,799
Speaker 1: No? Oh?

610
00:26:52,880 --> 00:26:56,279
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to hire you now as a private

611
00:26:56,319 --> 00:26:59,400
detective because I need the DNA test. There's I'm not

612
00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,640
the son of God, Jesus my half brother.

613
00:27:03,599 --> 00:27:07,920
Speaker 3: Whoa, technically, Jesus is uh the physical manifestation of an

614
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:10,680
aspect of God. So really, Jesus is kind of your

615
00:27:10,720 --> 00:27:11,119
dad too.

616
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,039
Speaker 1: What whoa?

617
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:16,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, this has been the worst episode.

618
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:20,279
Speaker 4: Oh the revelation that's in the Bible.

619
00:27:20,359 --> 00:27:23,200
Speaker 1: No, no, no, not the book like that. Oh fuck?

620
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:28,359
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I don't feel so good. I don't feel

621
00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,880
so good. I need I need a tilan all.

622
00:27:32,240 --> 00:27:37,759
Speaker 1: Whoa, whoa? No, Oh, you caught me red handed. I mean,

623
00:27:37,799 --> 00:27:38,960
look at my hands, they're red.

624
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:42,000
Speaker 4: So what's gonna happen to him? Now? Does he get taken?

625
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,839
Is he gonna go to is there jail?

626
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:47,039
Speaker 3: Well, I'm afraid he's gonna be sent to the beach

627
00:27:47,119 --> 00:27:51,319
for a while. Uh not the bleach beach. It's actually

628
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:54,680
gonna be a very nice beach with Cabana's and uh

629
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,799
you know people that are gonna give you a massage. Uh,

630
00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:00,400
they're also gonna they're gonna follow you horle is down

631
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:03,200
for a while. That'll take a while to grow back. Yeah,

632
00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:04,799
you're gonna look like an adolescent again.

633
00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:06,680
Speaker 1: Worked really hard on these.

634
00:28:06,960 --> 00:28:11,599
Speaker 2: All right, Well, can you can you babysit Chris while

635
00:28:11,640 --> 00:28:13,920
I'm gone on torture punishment.

636
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 3: I mean, I guess I could maybe usually as an intern.

637
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:20,200
How good are you getting coffee? I'm really good at coffee.

638
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:21,720
I don't think you're gonna like it down at the

639
00:28:21,759 --> 00:28:22,240
fourth preecon.

640
00:28:22,319 --> 00:28:23,119
Speaker 4: Do you want sh in it?

641
00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:23,960
Speaker 3: No?

642
00:28:23,960 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 4: Nor, that's normally the coffee I'm served.

643
00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:29,920
Speaker 3: Well, look, I I'm only like a half time or

644
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,480
down here. I spend a lot of time in the

645
00:28:31,519 --> 00:28:34,680
overworld to occasionally even work cases for Heaven, So you

646
00:28:34,720 --> 00:28:36,519
know I'm good with regular.

647
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,799
Speaker 4: Car Okay, yeah, they can do that.

648
00:28:38,039 --> 00:28:40,000
Speaker 3: I got a I'm a kind of a transdimensional guy.

649
00:28:40,079 --> 00:28:41,039
Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right.

650
00:28:40,920 --> 00:28:43,359
Speaker 1: Well I have learned the error of my ways.

651
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:48,160
Speaker 3: Roger Davis keeping a close eye on you, so you'd

652
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:50,400
make sure you stay on the crooked and not narrow.

653
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yes, sir, Yes, sir, I swear to you

654
00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:57,519
I will. Yeah. All right, Well he scared me hate.

655
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:04,960
Speaker 2: So well, Detective Roger Davis, Thank you, I guess for

656
00:29:05,079 --> 00:29:05,519
coming on.

657
00:29:06,640 --> 00:29:07,799
Speaker 4: When does he go to the beach?

658
00:29:08,039 --> 00:29:10,720
Speaker 3: Oh, we'll take him out for processing right now. He's

659
00:29:10,759 --> 00:29:12,400
gonna spend a night in holding, So if you want

660
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:13,680
to go see him, that's your chance.

661
00:29:13,759 --> 00:29:16,559
Speaker 1: Oh, no, not holding. They have the softest mattresses there.

662
00:29:16,680 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 3: They're delightful. The whole room's padded. You literally couldn't hurt

663
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:21,640
yourself if you tried.

664
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,279
Speaker 1: Oh all right.

665
00:29:23,279 --> 00:29:25,920
Speaker 2: Chris good, you're gonna have to You're gonna have to

666
00:29:25,599 --> 00:29:26,960
take us out, all right.

667
00:29:27,039 --> 00:29:28,160
Speaker 1: Goodbye, goodbye.

668
00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 4: I need to like put his bail up or I

669
00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:34,480
wouldn't bother. All right, Well, leave us rode on Apple

670
00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:36,640
and maybe we'll read it next time. Thank you, Detective

671
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:37,359
Roger Davis.

672
00:29:37,519 --> 00:29:39,400
Speaker 3: Happy to do it. You just make sure that I

673
00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:40,759
don't ever need to come down here again.

674
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:45,039
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, yes, sir, he'll say,