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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the first time I committed a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>like something like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate bath, you are present my.

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<v Speaker 3>Shit put any trash shin.

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<v Speaker 1>You're worst Friend? Do want to know why you're all

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<v Speaker 1>fucked up? Just look at the fucking problems to hang

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<v Speaker 1>around with.

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<v Speaker 2>So the final time you're listening to Your Worst Friend

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<v Speaker 2>with Shane and Matt, I'm Matt and I'm joined today

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<v Speaker 2>by my friend and co host, my best friend in

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<v Speaker 2>the whole wide world, Shane Joe uh Hey hit them

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<v Speaker 2>with one of the classics, what's up all you?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? What's up you skank birds? Okay, all right, that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh Today is the recording of the last episode of

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<v Speaker 2>Your Worst Friend. I have come to grips with it

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<v Speaker 2>over time. I was a little upset at the beginning,

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<v Speaker 2>not upset angry we talked about before. I was just

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<v Speaker 2>like sad, not.

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<v Speaker 1>Angry, vitriolic rage, Phil.

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<v Speaker 2>There's there's what you know I want it to because

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<v Speaker 2>I kind of went through the list of emotions I

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<v Speaker 2>want it to be, like, oh so now I can't

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<v Speaker 2>be I really can't be you know. Obviously we'll touch

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<v Speaker 2>on it more, but uh, you have given me something

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<v Speaker 2>as a co host that I literally have. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been trying to do this for years now. I've

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<v Speaker 2>never been able to find somebody who is consistent and

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<v Speaker 2>shows up and understands the vibe and just gets it.

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<v Speaker 2>So not to start the show off with that, but

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<v Speaker 2>I just want to say I've always very much appreciated that,

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<v Speaker 2>and I've always appreciated the work you've put in.

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<v Speaker 1>For the show. So thank you for that, my friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, you're welcome. I appreciate how much work I've

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<v Speaker 1>done as well. Oh I mean no, yeah, you did everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the rage on on it's coming back. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>getting no, no, no, no, okay, no, I mean I'll piggyback

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<v Speaker 1>off of that. Yeah, this whole show has been a

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<v Speaker 1>learning experience for me as far as like just being

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<v Speaker 1>more aware of my persona, my presence, all that, how

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<v Speaker 1>I want to present myself thinking on the go. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been a lot of positivity that's come out of it.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's not like I'm leaving, you know, like on

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<v Speaker 1>bad terms or because I hate it or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, it's it's it's all positivity for me, at

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<v Speaker 1>least in my end. But yeah, I hate to leave

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<v Speaker 1>you high and dry and angry and rage and too furious.

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, I just I'm just glad the way I've

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<v Speaker 2>put it in my head, I'm just I go, I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 1>I won't be held back anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>That was my big thing?

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<v Speaker 3>There you go?

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<v Speaker 2>That was I was just like, Oh, finally take the

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<v Speaker 2>shackles off of me. So I can I can do

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<v Speaker 2>the stuff I really want to do? Can I real quick?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I can I play a video for you that

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<v Speaker 2>I really like. I think it's a great greeting for

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<v Speaker 2>today's ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Tapussy fart queens.

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<v Speaker 2>So I got my blood results back and it looks

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<v Speaker 2>like I have a small type of diabetes.

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<v Speaker 3>So wish me luck. It's it's reversible. Don't worry. Bye,

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<v Speaker 3>I love you.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like uh, Doris, what's her name? That the

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<v Speaker 1>bitch who played bass and Smashing Pumpkins twenty five years ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I don't know who that is. I know who's

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<v Speaker 2>the hot girl.

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<v Speaker 1>From Slashing Pumpkins? Yeah, the one who played bass twenty

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<v Speaker 1>five years ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh she got fat?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a bummer. Yeah, yeah, she looks for real bad

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<v Speaker 1>these days.

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<v Speaker 2>I found this girl on Instagram. See this is a

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<v Speaker 2>bummer that were wrapping it because my algorithm is on

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<v Speaker 2>fucking fire. I am getting people with like three thousand,

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<v Speaker 2>four thousand followers like no one, I'm getting beastline here,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they're starting to blow up. I found the

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<v Speaker 2>the fucking piss guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He was awesome. Remember he's got a contract now, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's got any Yeah, he's the newest Disney star.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you see the one of him where he makes

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<v Speaker 2>shit air?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you do? Do you just put shit in

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<v Speaker 1>the air?

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<v Speaker 2>No? Come on, man, He's a little fucking classier than that.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, can you just can you just have a

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<v Speaker 2>little respect for fellow artists.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's exactly where I was going with it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, this is our boy.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know his name. What is his name? His queen?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. You're not sharing, I'm about to Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sharing.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I didn't play anything yet. I'm setting it up

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<v Speaker 2>a little.

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<v Speaker 1>Bit of radio there. Oh dude, this is Potters today.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be teaching you how to make ship air.

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<v Speaker 4>So basically, what you're gonna need some Doodoo stains on

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<v Speaker 4>your wall like I do. And you're also gonna need

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<v Speaker 4>a fan. And so basically what you're gonna want to

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<v Speaker 4>is put the film behind the Dodos things, and then

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<v Speaker 4>the Dodos things will create the Doo Doo vortext. And

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<v Speaker 4>so basically the Doodo vortext will go all around your

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<v Speaker 4>room and then you'll get some beautiful ship air. And

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<v Speaker 4>so that's how you make ship air.

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<v Speaker 1>What this guy has, like he's got the best lighting ever,

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<v Speaker 1>like better than well, yeah, I mean, but it's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's it is better than your studio. I'm not gonna lie,

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<v Speaker 1>but this light scheme where it's just like this like

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<v Speaker 1>sixty five watt semi white bulb suspended from the ceiling

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<v Speaker 1>is the most poverty ass light ever. Like, if you

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<v Speaker 1>don't have a lamp in your house, you are your

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<v Speaker 1>dirt poor. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I have to be honest, though I agree with you,

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<v Speaker 2>but I also would go the inverse. I think you

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<v Speaker 2>need a mix of lights. You yeah to have some

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<v Speaker 2>kind of overhead I know, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>You've got to have one, but it's not enough.

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<v Speaker 2>My mother's living room has no overhead light.

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<v Speaker 1>It's all, yeah, that's a bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Then if you then you've got then every room looks

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<v Speaker 1>like a den, yes, you know, and that that's like

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<v Speaker 1>it's not as poor looking, but it is. It makes

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<v Speaker 1>you sad because it feels like an old per person's home,

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<v Speaker 1>like they're just waiting to die, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>See. I see it as more like sinister a little

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<v Speaker 2>with everything yeah dark, Yeah, like we're sitting around planning,

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<v Speaker 2>like which Middle Eastern country are we going to go

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<v Speaker 2>into next or fucking whatever it is.

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<v Speaker 1>You're like at a relative's house and they're just waiting

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<v Speaker 1>for one of the family members to go into the

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<v Speaker 1>darkest corner of the house so that way the other

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<v Speaker 1>worldly spirit that lives there can eat them and get

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<v Speaker 1>your family member off the hook until next spring.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>The funny thing is most of the time my family

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<v Speaker 2>just sits around in the den talking about how to

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<v Speaker 2>make the best shit air.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, I remember many conversations by the Yule log

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<v Speaker 1>we talked about the shit air.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, all right, let me stop sharing this because I

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<v Speaker 2>have anything else. I was okay, I go to Walmart yesterday, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and this being the last episode, I will have to

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<v Speaker 2>say I am officially going to change who I am

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<v Speaker 2>as a human being. I will no longer attempt to

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<v Speaker 2>be middle America cis white, male, thirty seven years old,

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<v Speaker 2>friendly to people, because it just doesn't pay off, and

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<v Speaker 2>I just look like a fucking asshole every time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you look like a dummy.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going into Walmart yesterday and I have typical

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<v Speaker 2>fat guy winter clothing. Right, big sweatshirt on. Well it's

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<v Speaker 2>almost teacher's dirty big sweatshirt on, sleeves rolled all the

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<v Speaker 2>way up.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, short, all right, yeah, that's whenever I see. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>I just went to my wife's Christmas party for Christmas,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess it was a holiday party. Actually, think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I just one of my wife's holiday party, which, by

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<v Speaker 1>the way, I know that all these fucking health reps

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<v Speaker 1>are supposed to be super sinister and stuff, but it

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<v Speaker 1>was really cool hearing them. They didn't really talk about

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<v Speaker 1>money at all when they were giving speeches. It was

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<v Speaker 1>just all about like how many how many units didn't fail,

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<v Speaker 1>And it was like, we wanted less than a quarter

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<v Speaker 1>of a percent of these health implants to fail, and

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<v Speaker 1>it was an eighth of a percent, So we exceeded

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<v Speaker 1>our goal and It's like, Okay, that's seems like these

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<v Speaker 1>guys actually care about something. It's nice. And then they

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<v Speaker 1>served me undercooked I'm sorry, overcooked RIBI. I asked for

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<v Speaker 1>a medium rare. It was definitely medium. It wasn't bad,

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<v Speaker 1>but it wasn't great. Wasn't it wasn't good? You know,

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't bad anyway. Yeah, there's this woman that I

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<v Speaker 1>haven't seen in forever. She had gastric bypass surgery. She's

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<v Speaker 1>lost so yeah, I know she's lost a ton of weight,

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<v Speaker 1>but she's still still a little big. But she's still

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<v Speaker 1>in fat person mindset. Because we went to the Christmas party.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm in like a sweater and then I got like

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<v Speaker 1>a collared shirt and a tie on underneath and slacks

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<v Speaker 1>and like long wool socks. I'm like freezing my ass

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<v Speaker 1>off and I'm all buttoned up, you know, and she's

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<v Speaker 1>in there with like a sleeveless shirt and khaki pants.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, bitch, are you out of your fucking mind?

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<v Speaker 1>It's typical fat person clothes, right, It's just like stuff

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<v Speaker 1>you can slip in and out of. She's lost some weight,

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<v Speaker 1>she could buy a new dress, but yeah, she's still

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<v Speaker 1>in that fat person mindset.

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<v Speaker 2>When people dress up for things, though, I think they're

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like retarded, is the thing that's my view

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<v Speaker 2>on it. It's like, this guy sees you, not you,

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<v Speaker 2>not you. In general, I understand I am in the

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<v Speaker 2>minority on this one. Okay, that I think dressing up

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<v Speaker 2>is gay. This guy sees you, and he knows or

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<v Speaker 2>is has the distinct possibility in his mind, this guy's

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<v Speaker 2>a scumbag. And he walks up and he goes, what

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<v Speaker 2>the tie on this guy? Hmm? Maybe all of my

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<v Speaker 2>preconceived notions of his scumbaggery were incorrect. And then they need, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>they meet me and talk to me, and they go, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>he is a scumbag. Never mind, never mind, I was

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<v Speaker 2>fooled by the tie. Hey, I need to just go

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<v Speaker 2>in and present who I am. Funny enough, one time

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<v Speaker 2>I started working at my job and the CEO was there,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was like a month in and it was

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<v Speaker 2>football season, and it was like Friday, everyone can wear

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<v Speaker 2>their jersey. If you have a football jersey where it

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<v Speaker 2>to work.

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<v Speaker 1>It has to be football.

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<v Speaker 2>So I extended that from September, late September, maybe October

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<v Speaker 2>probably at that point, uh huh, into February Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wearing a jersey every Friday, the only person

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<v Speaker 2>in the entire professional work office wearing a jersey every Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Just pretend like, oh, I didn't hear that, Like I didn't,

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear what. I don't know what you're talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's funny because it's going to tie into my

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<v Speaker 2>Walmart story real quick. It was a Cults jersey. I'd

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<v Speaker 2>wear an Indianapolis Cults jersey, and the CEO during one meeting,

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<v Speaker 2>stands up and he's given a speech. He goes, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I've given speeches to foreign dignitary. I've talked to other

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<v Speaker 2>business leaders throughout the world. I've even interviewed I've even

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<v Speaker 2>an all defense or an all pro defensive end from

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<v Speaker 1>And that was my jersey. Like oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>And he goes, go on, stand up, stand up, holy

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<v Speaker 2>shit up and I just go like, hey, hey, because

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<v Speaker 2>that's good. Yeah, we like football spirit. Soon as I

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<v Speaker 1>And I was just like, all right, that was the

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<v Speaker 1>most fucking Marine Corps shit I've heard from inside your

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<v Speaker 1>corporate office world. That's that's badass. That's the kind of

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<v Speaker 1>chin and stuff, and it's already, you know, it's eight am,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and then he'll be like, stand up, devil dog,

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<v Speaker 1>let me have a look at that. And then he'll

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<v Speaker 1>have a look at his his face. You know, he's

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<v Speaker 1>a major. He's not he's not a drill instructor. He's

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<v Speaker 1>an officer. He's got an he's he's a nice guy.

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<v Speaker 1>He'd be like, oh, next, next, next time you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>just uh you do a little better shave there, devil dog.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, have a seat, and then the marine will

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<v Speaker 1>sit down, and the whole time the major is giving

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<v Speaker 1>the safety brief all the like, the staff sergeants, gunnery sergeants,

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<v Speaker 1>first sergeants, every single one of them from every platoon

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<v Speaker 1>is behind this kid, just like eyes fixated, like like

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<v Speaker 1>like homing missiles, you know. And it's like as soon

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<v Speaker 1>as that brief is over, as soon as the major's

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<v Speaker 1>like all right, well, you know, get to work or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>get to work and then enjoy the weekend, you hear

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<v Speaker 1>like like seven motherfuckers like D's Copple Jones, get your

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<v Speaker 2>Oyeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah that sounds like what happened to you. Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great. It was, uh, it was it was.

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<v Speaker 2>What eventually happened was they started calling for casual fridays,

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<v Speaker 2>so I would wear jeans and AE and they would

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<v Speaker 2>be like T shirt jersey. Then something happened they were

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<v Speaker 2>like yeah a suresy, they were a mess. Uh. Something

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<v Speaker 2>happened where they were like we're going business casual. So

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<v Speaker 2>I just kept wearing a T shirt every day like

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<v Speaker 2>the next six years.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wore a T shirt every day, and that's dope.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going into Walmart full fat guy attire, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>a nice cheap rebuck sweatshirt on and some shorts.

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, And I see in Okay, I saw, I see

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<v Speaker 2>a black guy. I will tell you why. I hesitated

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<v Speaker 2>on that for a second. Oh yes, son.

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<v Speaker 1>You heard him talk and he sounded like me, No,

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<v Speaker 1>You're exactly right, but not the end. Oh okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So I see him and he's wearing one of those

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<v Speaker 2>bright yellow like road crew type vests, you know, and

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<v Speaker 2>a bright yellow which I've never seen before, road crew

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<v Speaker 2>Indianapolis Colts hat. And I go, mom, I owe, hey,

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<v Speaker 2>excuse me, sir hey, And he goes eh, And I go,

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<v Speaker 2>we must be the only Colts fans in New Jersey. Huh,

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<v Speaker 2>just trying to be friendly. I just got out of

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<v Speaker 2>my car. I'm next to this guy. He goes, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what you are saying.

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<v Speaker 1>I got it in a refugee camp.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, your hat the Indianapolis Colts. Do you like

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<v Speaker 2>the Colts? And he goes, I get this from my

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<v Speaker 2>work and I just went have a nice day, and

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<v Speaker 2>I turned and I fucking left. Never again. Never again,

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<v Speaker 2>Am I gonna try and be friendly and reach out

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<v Speaker 2>and just you know, just the casual like, hey, lift

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<v Speaker 2>your day, you know, Hey, buddy, good to see you here.

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<v Speaker 2>Good colts at.

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<v Speaker 1>His work is a blood diamond can Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Really I got it because I kept getting blood on

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<v Speaker 2>my head from breaking children's ankles.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he was the best ankle breaker they had.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I just don't do it anymore. Man, I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>not gonna do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been that kind of guy, honestly. Like I

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<v Speaker 1>feel like maybe maybe a little bit when I was younger,

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe eighteen nineteen, but I feel like right right

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<v Speaker 1>around the time I got married, like a little after that,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe I think all of that died in me. I

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<v Speaker 1>just became the kind of person who who Yeah, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it was like I just didn't want to have a

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<v Speaker 1>moment like that in front of my chick and then

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<v Speaker 1>looked like a fucking total weasel.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, I get that, But.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you, how many scars do you show

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<v Speaker 2>your chick in your personality?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? I thought you meant on my body. I was

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<v Speaker 1>like I can't really hide. Yeah, she's never seen me

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<v Speaker 1>below the waist.

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<v Speaker 2>We've talked about we don't. Yeah, we talk is out.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't discuss it. You never like I just really

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<v Speaker 2>took a big ship and it hurt.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh yeah, yeah, No, we don't talk about that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just not allowed because then I'd have to leave

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<v Speaker 1>and never come back. I'd have to eternal sunshine myself.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you all right? But but there, I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>if you were joking or you serious. You don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to look like a fool saying that to an African

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<v Speaker 2>guy and having to be like, I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>you were talking about.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So I'm I'm at a point now where I'm

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<v Speaker 1>actually more okay with being but with looking silly in public, right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, or whatever it's. You know, I think it

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<v Speaker 1>comes with that guy. As you get older and you

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<v Speaker 1>get more secure and you become more comfortable with yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>like all that stuff seems to matter less. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>still not a social person. I'll you know, I'll say that,

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<v Speaker 1>like I kind of like I kind of just wait

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<v Speaker 1>for other people to give me things to react to.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of yeah, I think that's really what it

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<v Speaker 1>is I don't like to show my cards first. I

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<v Speaker 1>really like to hold my cards like close to my

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<v Speaker 1>chest until the last possible second. I like to try

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<v Speaker 1>and know everybody else in a situation before I give

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<v Speaker 1>them pieces of me. And yeah, so I can control

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<v Speaker 1>what is known about me.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess in that instance, the only thing that would

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<v Speaker 2>be known about you would be a you know, this

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<v Speaker 2>guy is a cults fan or possibly likes the Blue Horseshoe, doesn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that might be a big deal. Like in the

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<v Speaker 1>refugee camp, if you you know they have they had

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<v Speaker 1>two bocks a hat show up. One of them landed

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<v Speaker 1>in the the Refuku camp and the other one landed

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<v Speaker 1>in the raffikie camp. And you know, the yellow hats

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<v Speaker 1>signify Refuku and the bright orange ones are Raffiki. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>you don't really confused that.

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<v Speaker 2>Road crews full of refugees are just going at it

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<v Speaker 2>fighting all day long. Someone put the jackhammer into I

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<v Speaker 2>almost said Kyle's face.

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<v Speaker 1>I think, God, they give them. Yeah, it's easier, it's

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<v Speaker 1>easier than their names. Your name is Kyle. Now, I

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<v Speaker 1>was just thinking of these two fucking road crews, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>warring it out with their hats and they're they're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we can't tell each other apart make sure you put

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<v Speaker 1>the hats on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's I mean, it's funny, but it's literally what

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<v Speaker 2>happens in Chicago, right, It's literally what happened. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>mean it's which one are you? What color hat? Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>I'll kill you?

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<v Speaker 1>Now? Great? I mean I guess it happens in countries too, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Wasn't that that's civil war faught along blue in a

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? This one our civil war that was about just

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<v Speaker 2>property rights? I think, Yeah, what's the argument people make

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<v Speaker 2>for that one? They're like, actually it was just property.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, state's rights, states rights, right, the states rights, stone slaves,

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<v Speaker 1>that's all.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, the property name was people, but it was property rights.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I don't remember any other right that those states

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<v Speaker 1>were fighting about from that war. I mean, there might

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<v Speaker 1>be some other rights they were concerned about, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't remember what they were.

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<v Speaker 2>I would assume only because it's been in every government

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<v Speaker 2>fight everyone, you know, since the formation of the country.

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<v Speaker 2>I assume there was some sort of tax policy they

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<v Speaker 2>didn't like with it as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there weren't any more taxes to be collected because

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<v Speaker 1>there were no slaves.

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<v Speaker 2>Did all right? I got a question. Did you hear

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<v Speaker 2>about So we're recording this on Monday? Did you hear

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<v Speaker 2>about that shooting in Wisconsin?

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<v Speaker 1>We happened in Wisconsin someone shot up a cheese and

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<v Speaker 1>invented Swiss cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, no, k through twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>School shooter.

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<v Speaker 2>They're saying a girl, but the picture the person is

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<v Speaker 2>a guy. So it's very strange.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, take me through that though. Is it is? It?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Okay? What did it start? As? We don't know?

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<v Speaker 2>They say girl, the picture is a guy. Do you

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<v Speaker 2>want to see what I would refer to as the

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<v Speaker 2>largest fumble anyone has ever had in their life in

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<v Speaker 2>an instance like this? Okay, okay, so let me share

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<v Speaker 2>this with you. It's not a video, but I just want.

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<v Speaker 1>To share good Okay, idiot.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the person's last post.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if this is a picture of the

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<v Speaker 2>person or what. But they came out and said it was,

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<v Speaker 2>in fact a what's it called? The sheriff said it

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<v Speaker 2>was a woman. There was confusion at the beginning.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I don't know what, dude. I will

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<v Speaker 1>tell you, man. The confusion is real. I me and

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<v Speaker 1>my wife are on a dating app right now called Hinge,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like for weird situations. So we're like trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find a girlfriend, and we had like we've had

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<v Speaker 1>I think we've been on there like a week or

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<v Speaker 1>two and we've had several or very few matches. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's like it works like kind of like one

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<v Speaker 1>of those swipe things where it's like you have to

425
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<v Speaker 1>you have to both click yes on each other to

426
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<v Speaker 1>even be able to message each other or anything like that.

427
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<v Speaker 1>And the first time we had a match, my wife

428
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<v Speaker 1>sent me a picture and I looked at the person

429
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<v Speaker 1>and is like, I texted our backers like, so she's

430
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<v Speaker 1>a boy or what is that?

431
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<v Speaker 4>You know?

432
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<v Speaker 1>Because I couldn't tell even I couldn't tell where the

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<v Speaker 1>line was. It was like the it was a person

434
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<v Speaker 1>with like asiany eyes and a chubby face and hairy

435
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<v Speaker 1>legs and like like a thin Chinese mustache, and it

436
00:23:10.599 --> 00:23:14.559
<v Speaker 1>looked very much like a man. But we have like

437
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<v Speaker 1>a setup where it's like you only get matched with women.

438
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<v Speaker 1>So I was like, what the fuck's going on with that?

439
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<v Speaker 5>You know?

440
00:23:22.400 --> 00:23:26.680
<v Speaker 1>But that is a woman? Yeah, I apparently I told

441
00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:28.119
<v Speaker 1>her I was like, just block that bitch.

442
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<v Speaker 2>You can just freak out of my You're just you're

443
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<v Speaker 2>totally tolerant or whatever. And then it comes to your doorstep.

444
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<v Speaker 2>Now tell the monster to kill itself.

445
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<v Speaker 1>Not today.

446
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<v Speaker 2>So this thing posted the okay, yeah, well I don't

447
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<v Speaker 2>know what it is. If it was like a blow

448
00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:52.920
<v Speaker 2>the well, but it's yeah, but at one point it

449
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<v Speaker 2>was white supremacist. For a long time, it was just okay.

450
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<v Speaker 2>It could also be the thing below your waist to

451
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<v Speaker 2>get to hit him in the right.

452
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<v Speaker 1>That's I thought, Oh yeah, that's that's what I'm referring

453
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<v Speaker 1>to as the butthole.

454
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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay.

455
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<v Speaker 1>I always thought like, when you look down at that

456
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<v Speaker 1>hole below the waist, you're looking at the person's butthole. Okay,

457
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<v Speaker 1>all right, that is what I thought.

458
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<v Speaker 2>Well, this person posted this the hand just before the

459
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<v Speaker 2>shooting along with their manifesto.

460
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<v Speaker 1>Right, what's in there? So I'm sure really wise stuff.

461
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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure intelligence stuff about healthcare and the state of

462
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<v Speaker 1>the country and all sorts of great amazing shit that's

463
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<v Speaker 1>going to spark at debate. Han Finn fix the world, right,

464
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<v Speaker 1>oh sweetie.

465
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<v Speaker 2>What happens is when people write these manifestos and post

466
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<v Speaker 2>them on Google docs.

467
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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

468
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<v Speaker 2>They normally don't include a password access required.

469
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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god.

470
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<v Speaker 2>Literally, they posted their manifesto publicly trying to you know,

471
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<v Speaker 2>and by the way, this person is dead. They killed

472
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<v Speaker 2>a teacher, a student, and then themselves and I think

473
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<v Speaker 2>twelve other people are injured, hopefully no more, you know,

474
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<v Speaker 2>yea dead from that butt. Yeah, they posted their manifesto.

475
00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:10.680
<v Speaker 2>I assume they hit send, sent that picture of the hand,

476
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<v Speaker 2>and then went ran out of the bathroom stall firing.

477
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<v Speaker 2>And what they didn't realize is, yes, no one will

478
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<v Speaker 2>ever be able to read this because man is locked behind.

479
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<v Speaker 2>You have to request access here.

480
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<v Speaker 1>Let's request access to.

481
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<v Speaker 2>Talk about you killing yourself on my podcast. It's the

482
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<v Speaker 2>last episode, so if you could please get back to

483
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<v Speaker 2>me soon, I'd appreciate it. Thanks exclamation point Matt, h

484
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<v Speaker 2>WF the last message I'll ever send.

485
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<v Speaker 1>That's poetic justice though, huh. Like they were like, oh,

486
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<v Speaker 1>the whole world's going to read this and not a

487
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<v Speaker 1>soul will ever gaze upon it.

488
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<v Speaker 2>It really speaks to people who go like, I am

489
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<v Speaker 2>so we've talked about zeros and ones and negative ones

490
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<v Speaker 2>and whatever, and they go, I just don't want to

491
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<v Speaker 2>be a fucking zero anymore. I don't care if I'm

492
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<v Speaker 2>infamous for it. I just want to be known for something.

493
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<v Speaker 2>I'm tired of being a zero. It's very, very sad.

494
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<v Speaker 2>But the problem is what leads people to being a

495
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<v Speaker 2>zero are a lack of attention to details, like setting

496
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<v Speaker 2>your manifesto to private. That's not yeah, that's not the way.

497
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<v Speaker 2>Now I'll tell you what. I'll make this person a

498
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<v Speaker 2>super genius if in these posts somewhere there's only two

499
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<v Speaker 2>of them or three.

500
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<v Speaker 1>Of them or something. If in these posts somewhere is

501
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<v Speaker 1>this the password? Yeah, that would be so breaking bad

502
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<v Speaker 1>this Yeah, okay. So you go through and you take

503
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<v Speaker 1>like the second letter of every post, or it's like

504
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<v Speaker 1>the first letter the first post, the second letter of

505
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<v Speaker 1>the second post, and then you put it together it's

506
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<v Speaker 1>the password, and it's like, holy shit, she's Vince Gilligan.

507
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<v Speaker 2>M Well, these person just wrote hustle hard and smell

508
00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:06.599
<v Speaker 2>good and then the rest of the post is just

509
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:07.920
<v Speaker 2>videos and stuff.

510
00:27:08.000 --> 00:27:09.920
<v Speaker 1>Hut hard and take your hormones.

511
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<v Speaker 2>Let's see what they mindful magic. They responded to something

512
00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:20.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know anyway. This guy's a guy, lady. Whatever

513
00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:23.960
<v Speaker 2>it is, fucking loser, and uh, they killed themselves, so

514
00:27:24.119 --> 00:27:25.359
<v Speaker 2>you know the problem solved.

515
00:27:27.759 --> 00:27:30.559
<v Speaker 1>Why didn't they stay alive so they could take part

516
00:27:30.599 --> 00:27:33.319
<v Speaker 1>in the lively debate. They're gonna stir up.

517
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<v Speaker 2>It's crazy to me, it is crazy. Yeah, really, I

518
00:27:37.960 --> 00:27:40.720
<v Speaker 2>hope it's all about some healthcare thing that would rule.

519
00:27:41.079 --> 00:27:42.160
<v Speaker 1>That would be funny.

520
00:27:42.279 --> 00:27:45.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tag it on with the Luigi fucking whatever thing.

521
00:27:46.119 --> 00:27:49.720
<v Speaker 2>And it just didn't work, Bud, it didn't work. Typical dude,

522
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:52.839
<v Speaker 2>always fucking typical chick, always fucking something up.

523
00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:55.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, typical chick doesn't know computers.

524
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<v Speaker 2>Let me uh, let me play for you the beginning

525
00:28:01.160 --> 00:28:04.400
<v Speaker 2>of the first show we ever did, so you can

526
00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:10.039
<v Speaker 2>hear how the microphone vol quality has improved since then.

527
00:28:10.319 --> 00:28:11.200
<v Speaker 1>For the bucks.

528
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:13.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah no, it wasn't great. For all the people who

529
00:28:13.559 --> 00:28:16.519
<v Speaker 2>are like you guys, son me ship, well, don't worry.

530
00:28:16.599 --> 00:28:20.680
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to sweat that anymore. But two, we don't.

531
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<v Speaker 2>And let me play. This actually has our old intro too, interestingly.

532
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<v Speaker 1>What's our old intro? I'll play it.

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<v Speaker 6>Uh, oh, oh my god, it is.

534
00:28:41.559 --> 00:28:42.079
<v Speaker 7>Much bang.

535
00:28:46.480 --> 00:28:54.440
<v Speaker 1>You're right, this is hell yeah side for a long intro.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the episode of your worst friend with Shane

537
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<v Speaker 2>Mat I'm Matt. That's Shane. I pointed at the camera

538
00:29:05.240 --> 00:29:10.359
<v Speaker 2>and uh, and I received it. Yeah, we're just boring

539
00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:12.720
<v Speaker 2>as fuck. We should have done this.

540
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:14.640
<v Speaker 1>Years ago.

541
00:29:15.400 --> 00:29:17.039
<v Speaker 2>We might have been able to make something more out

542
00:29:17.119 --> 00:29:19.559
<v Speaker 2>of it, but you know, this is what we're working

543
00:29:19.599 --> 00:29:22.640
<v Speaker 2>with now. Umsine.

544
00:29:22.680 --> 00:29:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I made it, and I think the coronavirus like inspired

545
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:30.279
<v Speaker 1>us to do it, because now I'm like inside with

546
00:29:30.359 --> 00:29:31.880
<v Speaker 1>everybody else like you.

547
00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:36.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh man, you sound so dumb.

548
00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:39.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I'm not smart. No, you're you're smart.

549
00:29:40.039 --> 00:29:41.839
<v Speaker 2>You just sounded like you were talking through a fucking

550
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:42.480
<v Speaker 2>tin can.

551
00:29:43.039 --> 00:29:44.920
<v Speaker 1>I was. Remember, we had to rig it up to

552
00:29:44.960 --> 00:29:48.559
<v Speaker 1>my headphones. What did we do? We rigged up a

553
00:29:48.559 --> 00:29:51.440
<v Speaker 1>tin can to headphones. We plugged it.

554
00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:54.559
<v Speaker 2>Into my wire Nevada to New Jersey. Oh, we plugged

555
00:29:54.599 --> 00:29:58.279
<v Speaker 2>it into your wire. Okay, good, my wire.

556
00:29:58.799 --> 00:30:01.319
<v Speaker 1>You know the wire that every house comes with. It

557
00:30:01.359 --> 00:30:03.559
<v Speaker 1>just comes out of the floor. You plug everything in

558
00:30:03.559 --> 00:30:05.319
<v Speaker 1>the house into into the one wire.

559
00:30:06.440 --> 00:30:06.839
<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

560
00:30:06.920 --> 00:30:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

561
00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:15.440
<v Speaker 2>Fucking I had hold on. Uh so here's what I

562
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:23.759
<v Speaker 2>wrote down. Smashshooter fumbles, the manifesto, Molested as a kid, drones.

563
00:30:24.880 --> 00:30:26.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, let's talk about these drones.

564
00:30:26.720 --> 00:30:28.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let's do the drones first.

565
00:30:28.799 --> 00:30:30.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what is the deal?

566
00:30:30.240 --> 00:30:33.200
<v Speaker 2>So it's so crazy. I'm seeing people going like a

567
00:30:34.039 --> 00:30:36.799
<v Speaker 2>just so you know they're not aliens. I think everyone

568
00:30:37.000 --> 00:30:39.279
<v Speaker 2>understands we get not aliens.

569
00:30:39.359 --> 00:30:42.519
<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, we didn't just get id Ford. You know,

570
00:30:42.759 --> 00:30:43.599
<v Speaker 1>it's just no.

571
00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:47.000
<v Speaker 2>Yes, we're aware these are not extraterrestrial life forms. What

572
00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:49.440
<v Speaker 2>we'd like to know is what they are and who

573
00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:50.119
<v Speaker 2>they're from.

574
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I will say this about the drones first,

575
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<v Speaker 1>I will say this. I think for the Luigi Mangione thing,

576
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<v Speaker 1>I think you said there was talk it was a

577
00:31:01.519 --> 00:31:03.880
<v Speaker 1>ghost gun, and I said, no, it wasn't, and that

578
00:31:04.000 --> 00:31:06.440
<v Speaker 1>was because I didn't know what you meant by ghost gun.

579
00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:08.720
<v Speaker 2>I did not say that. I said it was a

580
00:31:08.839 --> 00:31:11.319
<v Speaker 2>vet gun as one report I read early.

581
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:13.319
<v Speaker 1>But go ahead, okay, sorry, yeah, well yeah, I thought

582
00:31:13.359 --> 00:31:18.319
<v Speaker 1>you were referring to like this special ops pistol that

583
00:31:18.440 --> 00:31:22.680
<v Speaker 1>is has a built in silencer and it is lever action.

584
00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:25.559
<v Speaker 1>So I described it on the episode. But yeah, it

585
00:31:25.599 --> 00:31:28.839
<v Speaker 1>was a ghost gun. It was three D printed, and

586
00:31:29.039 --> 00:31:32.039
<v Speaker 1>I was saying, no, it's a regular, regular ass gun.

587
00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:36.400
<v Speaker 1>So a ghost gun is basically like a regular gun.

588
00:31:36.440 --> 00:31:39.559
<v Speaker 1>It's except that it's plastic, right, it's not metal. So

589
00:31:39.599 --> 00:31:42.480
<v Speaker 1>I just wanted to say that. I I remember, I

590
00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:44.480
<v Speaker 1>remember you saying it was some sort of gun, and

591
00:31:44.559 --> 00:31:47.799
<v Speaker 1>I was correcting you because it was clear it wasn't

592
00:31:47.799 --> 00:31:51.000
<v Speaker 1>this like special ops weapon that I heard mentioned. But

593
00:31:51.200 --> 00:31:53.400
<v Speaker 1>if you meant it was a ghost gun, yeah, you

594
00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:58.200
<v Speaker 1>were right about that apparently. But either way, yeah, yeah.

595
00:31:58.279 --> 00:32:01.759
<v Speaker 2>The reports early on said it was a like real

596
00:32:01.839 --> 00:32:04.759
<v Speaker 2>early said it was like a VET gun that they

597
00:32:04.839 --> 00:32:07.839
<v Speaker 2>use for something. I don't even remember. I don't even

598
00:32:07.839 --> 00:32:10.039
<v Speaker 2>think they said it. They said there's possibility it could

599
00:32:10.039 --> 00:32:11.640
<v Speaker 2>be a VET gun, and we talked about it too.

600
00:32:12.039 --> 00:32:12.599
<v Speaker 1>At first.

601
00:32:12.680 --> 00:32:15.480
<v Speaker 2>News reports were like, oh god, look how confident this

602
00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:18.079
<v Speaker 2>kid is clearing the jam and whatever. He must be

603
00:32:18.119 --> 00:32:21.440
<v Speaker 2>a professional. I don't know. I think he just got lucky.

604
00:32:21.680 --> 00:32:24.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think he got lucky. And yeah, and I

605
00:32:24.680 --> 00:32:27.160
<v Speaker 1>stand by all that other stuff. Piece of shit has

606
00:32:27.480 --> 00:32:30.319
<v Speaker 1>has no real concern. I don't care about his back problem,

607
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:32.839
<v Speaker 1>don't care about any of that. He killed somebody who

608
00:32:32.880 --> 00:32:35.440
<v Speaker 1>didn't do anything to him. You know, he just killed somebody.

609
00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:38.160
<v Speaker 1>He just wanted to kill somebody. That It's plain and

610
00:32:38.200 --> 00:32:41.200
<v Speaker 1>simple case clothes. Fuck that guy anyway, Moving on to

611
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:46.480
<v Speaker 1>these drones. I will say it's a little maybe I'm

612
00:32:46.559 --> 00:32:49.880
<v Speaker 1>actually I'm giving too much credit to that argument for myself.

613
00:32:50.039 --> 00:32:53.680
<v Speaker 1>But I will say I understand why regular people are like, hey,

614
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<v Speaker 1>why isn't the government doing anything? Why aren't they telling

615
00:32:56.880 --> 00:33:00.599
<v Speaker 1>us anything? Why are they just like brushing us off?

616
00:33:00.680 --> 00:33:05.119
<v Speaker 1>I get why that's frustrating. If if I was the government,

617
00:33:05.240 --> 00:33:07.920
<v Speaker 1>if I was the monolith that is the whole government,

618
00:33:08.000 --> 00:33:13.000
<v Speaker 1>and I was just speaking for everything, I would point out, Okay,

619
00:33:13.000 --> 00:33:15.880
<v Speaker 1>it's ridiculous that this is aliens. Right, we can agree

620
00:33:15.920 --> 00:33:20.000
<v Speaker 1>on that. Let's kind of agree on how ridiculous it

621
00:33:20.079 --> 00:33:25.559
<v Speaker 1>is for it to be another government. Right. We would

622
00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:29.200
<v Speaker 1>blow them out of the sky, right, we would. We would,

623
00:33:29.319 --> 00:33:34.039
<v Speaker 1>We would see them from very far away. We would

624
00:33:34.119 --> 00:33:37.960
<v Speaker 1>have probably intelligence reports from other countries telling us about it,

625
00:33:38.000 --> 00:33:41.680
<v Speaker 1>from our our own guys who are implanted as spies

626
00:33:42.039 --> 00:33:45.400
<v Speaker 1>telling us about it. We would know if this was

627
00:33:45.440 --> 00:33:48.880
<v Speaker 1>a coordinated military effort, And the fact that we're not

628
00:33:48.920 --> 00:33:52.799
<v Speaker 1>seeing these things get blasted out of the sky constantly

629
00:33:53.400 --> 00:33:58.519
<v Speaker 1>is probably a good sign for our safety. Like it

630
00:33:58.720 --> 00:34:04.119
<v Speaker 1>leads me to believe it's probably pranks. It's probably people

631
00:34:04.160 --> 00:34:08.000
<v Speaker 1>who are amateur drone operators who are fucking with you

632
00:34:09.400 --> 00:34:14.760
<v Speaker 1>by flying these things over your homes and your highways

633
00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:23.159
<v Speaker 1>and military bases and stuff. I am I'm totally fine

634
00:34:23.199 --> 00:34:29.400
<v Speaker 1>with the government investigating, like doing whatever. But I'm pretty

635
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<v Speaker 1>sure it's probably like kids or like in cells from

636
00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:37.920
<v Speaker 1>a four Chan subreddit or something like that, who are

637
00:34:37.960 --> 00:34:40.079
<v Speaker 1>gathering together to just fuck with people on.

638
00:34:40.280 --> 00:34:43.880
<v Speaker 2>Mass So the only thing I would that was I

639
00:34:44.280 --> 00:34:47.199
<v Speaker 2>figured similar. But I would say, just to counter that,

640
00:34:47.760 --> 00:34:50.519
<v Speaker 2>we let that balloon float across the whole country for

641
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.920
<v Speaker 2>a long time and we didn't shoot it down because

642
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:55.039
<v Speaker 2>there's and the way they explained at the time, there's

643
00:34:55.079 --> 00:34:57.800
<v Speaker 2>a lot of logistics into shooting these things down.

644
00:34:58.159 --> 00:35:01.760
<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, I mean sure, but it's what was that balloon?

645
00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:09.719
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what would be easier? Moving? Whatever? Is really like,

646
00:35:09.800 --> 00:35:12.599
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's it's just silly. What would the government keep?

647
00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:16.639
<v Speaker 1>What secret stuff would they just keep hidden out in

648
00:35:16.719 --> 00:35:17.760
<v Speaker 1>plane sight? Right?

649
00:35:17.840 --> 00:35:17.920
<v Speaker 4>Like?

650
00:35:17.960 --> 00:35:20.519
<v Speaker 1>It doesn't make any sense. So it's like the balloon thing,

651
00:35:21.079 --> 00:35:23.760
<v Speaker 1>why even shoot it down? Anyway? They've got satellites which

652
00:35:23.880 --> 00:35:27.119
<v Speaker 1>can probably resolve images just as clearly as that giant balloon.

653
00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:31.079
<v Speaker 2>Well, but the idea was to capture the payload on

654
00:35:31.239 --> 00:35:35.039
<v Speaker 2>it and figure out what information they are gathering. So

655
00:35:35.159 --> 00:35:38.440
<v Speaker 2>I think with this, if you were like, oh, yeah.

656
00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:41.639
<v Speaker 1>I think it doesn't matter. I think the government knows, like, oh,

657
00:35:41.679 --> 00:35:45.280
<v Speaker 1>just don't leave our special toys out for them to see,

658
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:46.400
<v Speaker 1>you know, see.

659
00:35:46.440 --> 00:35:49.239
<v Speaker 2>And the only other you know, because I thought too

660
00:35:49.440 --> 00:35:51.440
<v Speaker 2>all right, they would have shot it down if it

661
00:35:51.480 --> 00:35:53.559
<v Speaker 2>was foreign government, and if it was their own, you

662
00:35:53.599 --> 00:35:56.920
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't have things like the air force or shutting down

663
00:35:56.960 --> 00:36:01.119
<v Speaker 2>those air Force bases. Like if it was stuff, you know,

664
00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:03.760
<v Speaker 2>they would back channel and say, hey, don't worry about that.

665
00:36:04.039 --> 00:36:06.039
<v Speaker 2>I feel like, you know, and they would express that.

666
00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:08.960
<v Speaker 2>The only thing is if you say it's an individual person,

667
00:36:09.199 --> 00:36:12.440
<v Speaker 2>right or somebody's drown. Sure, sure, I think it would

668
00:36:12.480 --> 00:36:15.400
<v Speaker 2>have to be probably a ship of people, right. Some

669
00:36:15.480 --> 00:36:18.239
<v Speaker 2>of these are like six feet big and thousands and

670
00:36:18.280 --> 00:36:21.320
<v Speaker 2>thousands and thousands of dollars. And then once they start

671
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:24.639
<v Speaker 2>doing again, this was in the news for weeks, a

672
00:36:24.639 --> 00:36:27.760
<v Speaker 2>few weeks. Maybe it didn't hit national, but it was

673
00:36:27.800 --> 00:36:30.039
<v Speaker 2>in the news for a few weeks. Once the governor

674
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:33.199
<v Speaker 2>comes out, Once they shut down two airports, sorry it

675
00:36:33.199 --> 00:36:35.840
<v Speaker 2>wasn't air force bases. They shut down two airports. Right,

676
00:36:35.880 --> 00:36:38.519
<v Speaker 2>Once you do something I really feel like at that point,

677
00:36:38.960 --> 00:36:41.159
<v Speaker 2>and there's crazy people. We just talked about one who

678
00:36:41.239 --> 00:36:43.519
<v Speaker 2>fucking shot up a school. But at that point, I

679
00:36:43.559 --> 00:36:46.159
<v Speaker 2>think the normal person goes, hey, I could I really

680
00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:49.000
<v Speaker 2>need to not fuck with this anymore, because now it's

681
00:36:49.039 --> 00:36:50.119
<v Speaker 2>getting serious.

682
00:36:50.360 --> 00:36:53.639
<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, and that's the thing. That's why it could

683
00:36:53.639 --> 00:36:58.480
<v Speaker 1>be like it could be. Here's like a plausible sounding

684
00:36:58.519 --> 00:37:03.119
<v Speaker 1>scenario where it's like these people got more attention than

685
00:37:03.119 --> 00:37:06.360
<v Speaker 1>they thought they would get, and now they're pushing it

686
00:37:06.400 --> 00:37:09.280
<v Speaker 1>as far as they can push it, you know, like, oh,

687
00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:11.760
<v Speaker 1>let's let's find a way to anonymize this thing so

688
00:37:12.000 --> 00:37:14.159
<v Speaker 1>if it does get shot down or something, they can't

689
00:37:14.159 --> 00:37:16.559
<v Speaker 1>even trace it back to us. And then he pushing

690
00:37:16.679 --> 00:37:19.320
<v Speaker 1>the limits to where they can get away with flying it.

691
00:37:19.440 --> 00:37:19.639
<v Speaker 1>You know.

692
00:37:20.679 --> 00:37:23.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe I think I think people are a little

693
00:37:23.400 --> 00:37:26.039
<v Speaker 2>annoyed with the rush off responses.

694
00:37:26.119 --> 00:37:28.199
<v Speaker 1>I saw one yesterday. I get that.

695
00:37:28.320 --> 00:37:32.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, whoever, that Kirby guy is some military guy, I think,

696
00:37:32.800 --> 00:37:35.840
<v Speaker 2>But he gives some talks like the the Black Woman

697
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:38.840
<v Speaker 2>does the Kareem John Pierre, So I don't know if

698
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:42.239
<v Speaker 2>he's like the head of Jack Kirby. Now I don't

699
00:37:42.239 --> 00:37:45.320
<v Speaker 2>know that's Jack Kirby. It's someone Kirby. I thought, I

700
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:47.800
<v Speaker 2>think he's a I think Marshmallow.

701
00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:50.440
<v Speaker 1>That he Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Kirby Nintendo Kirby.

702
00:37:50.679 --> 00:37:53.159
<v Speaker 2>He came out and he said, what it most likely

703
00:37:53.360 --> 00:37:56.519
<v Speaker 2>is is that they lifted the ban on flying drones

704
00:37:56.559 --> 00:37:58.880
<v Speaker 2>at night, so you're probably just seeing more of them.

705
00:37:59.119 --> 00:38:02.079
<v Speaker 2>The problem that Yeah, that band was lifted in September

706
00:38:02.159 --> 00:38:05.719
<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty three. I mean it's not it's a year

707
00:38:05.840 --> 00:38:06.559
<v Speaker 2>later though.

708
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:08.679
<v Speaker 1>I Mean that's the kind of thing, dude, where it's

709
00:38:08.719 --> 00:38:12.400
<v Speaker 1>like people are just paying attention more now. I mean,

710
00:38:12.440 --> 00:38:14.079
<v Speaker 1>it's like autism, right, it may be.

711
00:38:15.199 --> 00:38:15.400
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

712
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:17.760
<v Speaker 1>My wife came at me with the other day. She's like,

713
00:38:17.880 --> 00:38:20.159
<v Speaker 1>listen to some podcasts and we're talking about how there's

714
00:38:20.519 --> 00:38:26.960
<v Speaker 1>there's more women of power who who commit abuse or whatever,

715
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:29.000
<v Speaker 1>And I was like, think about that for a second.

716
00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:30.960
<v Speaker 1>There's just more women in power.

717
00:38:31.400 --> 00:38:31.639
<v Speaker 6>You know.

718
00:38:32.199 --> 00:38:36.440
<v Speaker 1>It's not about women in power committing abuse more now

719
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:40.079
<v Speaker 1>than before. It's just now there's more women with power

720
00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:43.840
<v Speaker 1>than there were before. You know, it's like we're just

721
00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:46.599
<v Speaker 1>noticing it more because now there are more women in

722
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:47.400
<v Speaker 1>these positions.

723
00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:51.079
<v Speaker 2>Yes, but this is a drastic jump from maybe like

724
00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:54.400
<v Speaker 2>one a month these reports are to what fifty of

725
00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:56.639
<v Speaker 2>them a night, some people are saying, and then numbers

726
00:38:56.639 --> 00:38:58.760
<v Speaker 2>aren't as high ast but you know, one guy sees

727
00:38:58.800 --> 00:39:01.760
<v Speaker 2>the same or twenty guys see the same drone, they say, oh,

728
00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:02.840
<v Speaker 2>it's twenty drones.

729
00:39:02.880 --> 00:39:03.079
<v Speaker 6>You know.

730
00:39:03.199 --> 00:39:05.719
<v Speaker 2>I get that it's not, but it is.

731
00:39:06.440 --> 00:39:08.199
<v Speaker 1>I don't. It doesn't feel hobby to me.

732
00:39:08.639 --> 00:39:11.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I'm not saying it's specific.

733
00:39:11.440 --> 00:39:12.480
<v Speaker 1>It's prankster, you know.

734
00:39:12.880 --> 00:39:15.760
<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean, though the hobby. I feel like

735
00:39:16.800 --> 00:39:17.920
<v Speaker 2>maybe maybe I'll be wrong.

736
00:39:18.039 --> 00:39:18.519
<v Speaker 1>We don't know.

737
00:39:18.679 --> 00:39:21.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't see some foreign I don't know what it is.

738
00:39:21.400 --> 00:39:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but it's like that you don't. But the thing is,

739
00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:24.760
<v Speaker 1>I think if it.

740
00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:27.199
<v Speaker 2>Was us, they would have back channeled to say, like,

741
00:39:27.239 --> 00:39:29.639
<v Speaker 2>everything's safe, everything should Yeah.

742
00:39:29.800 --> 00:39:33.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't think it's US at all. I think go ahead. Yeah.

743
00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:35.440
<v Speaker 1>Like I said, I think it's pranksters or something.

744
00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:41.079
<v Speaker 2>Did I hear did you hear about the uh the

745
00:39:41.519 --> 00:39:44.239
<v Speaker 2>dirty bomb sniffing drone theory?

746
00:39:45.480 --> 00:39:46.880
<v Speaker 1>I heard that word.

747
00:39:47.000 --> 00:39:50.960
<v Speaker 2>But some guy broke down what model drone it was

748
00:39:51.039 --> 00:39:53.360
<v Speaker 2>that he was able to get on video, and it

749
00:39:53.599 --> 00:39:56.800
<v Speaker 2>specifically was one that I think Obama ble in twenty

750
00:39:56.840 --> 00:40:00.199
<v Speaker 2>ten that they've been saving for a while, and what

751
00:40:00.239 --> 00:40:02.039
<v Speaker 2>it can do, and this guy broke down all the

752
00:40:02.079 --> 00:40:04.159
<v Speaker 2>model numbers and blah blah blah like it was again

753
00:40:04.239 --> 00:40:06.400
<v Speaker 2>who knows, could be totally wrong. I'm just saying what

754
00:40:06.480 --> 00:40:09.079
<v Speaker 2>I read, and it's been given some credence by people.

755
00:40:10.039 --> 00:40:11.400
<v Speaker 1>This specific model.

756
00:40:11.119 --> 00:40:15.079
<v Speaker 2>Thing can pick up on gamma radiation or something, some

757
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:17.360
<v Speaker 2>kind of thing that would be associated with if there

758
00:40:17.360 --> 00:40:21.199
<v Speaker 2>were nuclear materials in this area. What these things do

759
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:24.159
<v Speaker 2>is a sweep over the area to see if it

760
00:40:24.199 --> 00:40:26.519
<v Speaker 2>can pick up on any of those materials or whatever

761
00:40:26.559 --> 00:40:28.960
<v Speaker 2>it is. They said the best place to test it

762
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:30.960
<v Speaker 2>would be New Jersey because it's close to New York,

763
00:40:30.960 --> 00:40:31.400
<v Speaker 2>it's density.

764
00:40:31.880 --> 00:40:34.440
<v Speaker 1>I was literally just thinking, like, Okay, if you were

765
00:40:34.559 --> 00:40:40.840
<v Speaker 1>going to use something like that, New Jersey, New York, well, Pennsylvania, Delaware,

766
00:40:41.119 --> 00:40:42.360
<v Speaker 1>these are all great places.

767
00:40:42.400 --> 00:40:45.559
<v Speaker 2>I would say, Maryland, New Jersey, Pennsylvania. I would say

768
00:40:45.599 --> 00:40:50.119
<v Speaker 2>throwing it directly into New York wouldn't possibly cause a panic,

769
00:40:50.559 --> 00:40:53.679
<v Speaker 2>So it makes sense to me to test it elsewhere. Yeah,

770
00:40:53.719 --> 00:40:56.400
<v Speaker 2>apparently we had never had a real need to roll

771
00:40:56.440 --> 00:41:01.239
<v Speaker 2>these things out before until Ukraine, and we have been

772
00:41:01.320 --> 00:41:03.639
<v Speaker 2>using these according to the post I read who knows

773
00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:08.000
<v Speaker 2>in Ukraine ever since the talk of Putin was like,

774
00:41:08.079 --> 00:41:09.840
<v Speaker 2>you know, maybe we'll just use a fucking nuke.

775
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:13.719
<v Speaker 1>You know, I found out that that's actually more of

776
00:41:13.760 --> 00:41:18.360
<v Speaker 1>a likely scenario than I once thought, but not in

777
00:41:18.440 --> 00:41:20.800
<v Speaker 1>the way, not in a doomsday sort of way.

778
00:41:21.000 --> 00:41:25.320
<v Speaker 2>There are controlled nukes, right, well, the tactical nukes, yes,

779
00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:28.800
<v Speaker 2>so yeah, there are situations where using a nuke.

780
00:41:29.400 --> 00:41:35.880
<v Speaker 1>In a conflict might actually be a decent option. So

781
00:41:35.960 --> 00:41:40.280
<v Speaker 1>like one one, one one thing is like your your

782
00:41:40.480 --> 00:41:43.719
<v Speaker 1>you have a strategic position, right, that is your territory,

783
00:41:43.760 --> 00:41:47.079
<v Speaker 1>and it's about to be overrun. It might be smarter

784
00:41:47.400 --> 00:41:53.400
<v Speaker 1>to evacuate your people and nuke your own territory rather

785
00:41:53.440 --> 00:41:58.079
<v Speaker 1>than let it be completely taken by enemy forces. And

786
00:41:58.119 --> 00:42:02.719
<v Speaker 1>that's just it's just like simple. You don't want to

787
00:42:02.760 --> 00:42:05.239
<v Speaker 1>give the infrastructure, you don't want to give them the weapons.

788
00:42:05.239 --> 00:42:08.239
<v Speaker 1>You can't give them the advantage or you even take it,

789
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:09.360
<v Speaker 1>or even just a path.

790
00:42:09.639 --> 00:42:12.960
<v Speaker 2>Right, So nuke this area. Yes, I'm not there to

791
00:42:13.000 --> 00:42:15.280
<v Speaker 2>defend it anymore, but I was about to lose it anyway,

792
00:42:15.280 --> 00:42:17.239
<v Speaker 2>and now it's nuked, you're gonna have a real tough

793
00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:18.119
<v Speaker 2>time getting.

794
00:42:17.800 --> 00:42:21.519
<v Speaker 1>Through it, exactly exactly, Yeah, that makes sense. And then

795
00:42:21.559 --> 00:42:25.199
<v Speaker 1>for naval strikes too out on the open ocean. If

796
00:42:25.239 --> 00:42:28.639
<v Speaker 1>you have like an entire enemy fleet coming to you,

797
00:42:28.920 --> 00:42:31.559
<v Speaker 1>like likely, if you're going to be invaded by two

798
00:42:31.679 --> 00:42:35.840
<v Speaker 1>hundred and fifty naval warships and there's aircrafts aboard them

799
00:42:35.840 --> 00:42:39.440
<v Speaker 1>and they have you know, one hundred millimeters artillery cannons

800
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:42.599
<v Speaker 1>and missile it like it might actually be smart to

801
00:42:42.840 --> 00:42:45.800
<v Speaker 1>drop a nuke on them and just blow the entire

802
00:42:45.840 --> 00:42:47.840
<v Speaker 1>fleet out of the water. It would make more sense

803
00:42:47.920 --> 00:42:52.920
<v Speaker 1>for a fleet to spread out, like disperse immensely across

804
00:42:53.000 --> 00:42:57.519
<v Speaker 1>the open ocean. But still, there are tactical reasons in

805
00:42:58.000 --> 00:43:02.599
<v Speaker 1>times you would use a nuke, So I'm actually I'm

806
00:43:02.639 --> 00:43:07.239
<v Speaker 1>actually open to the idea, Like okayu, the future of

807
00:43:07.400 --> 00:43:11.880
<v Speaker 1>actual combat might include might include nukes. It's pretty scary,

808
00:43:11.920 --> 00:43:15.719
<v Speaker 1>but yeah, Like if China invades Taiwan in twenty twenty seven,

809
00:43:16.119 --> 00:43:18.440
<v Speaker 1>I think it's a definite possibility you could see nukes

810
00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:21.599
<v Speaker 1>on the ocean, which is crazy, right, but I don't

811
00:43:21.599 --> 00:43:24.440
<v Speaker 1>think they would go. It wouldn't be the doomsday scenario.

812
00:43:24.519 --> 00:43:27.599
<v Speaker 1>Everyone thinks. It would be maybe one or two of them,

813
00:43:28.079 --> 00:43:29.760
<v Speaker 1>But then there would be no there would be no

814
00:43:29.880 --> 00:43:32.800
<v Speaker 1>tactical advantage to using any more of them because you

815
00:43:32.800 --> 00:43:34.719
<v Speaker 1>would have destroyed each other's fleets.

816
00:43:34.920 --> 00:43:38.199
<v Speaker 2>You know, I was going to play the Simpsons clip

817
00:43:38.360 --> 00:43:40.679
<v Speaker 2>where he says, nuke the whales. I was talking about

818
00:43:40.760 --> 00:43:41.719
<v Speaker 2>dropping it in the water.

819
00:43:41.800 --> 00:43:43.119
<v Speaker 1>On nuke the whales.

820
00:43:43.599 --> 00:43:47.719
<v Speaker 8>You don't really believe that, do you got a nuke something?

821
00:43:48.960 --> 00:43:49.480
<v Speaker 1>Great point.

822
00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:52.159
<v Speaker 2>But what I never noticed about the clip is do

823
00:43:52.199 --> 00:43:54.159
<v Speaker 2>you see the other pictures on the way He's got

824
00:43:54.159 --> 00:43:55.960
<v Speaker 2>to post it just as nuke the whales, But then

825
00:43:56.000 --> 00:43:58.360
<v Speaker 2>he has one that says bomb the Arabs and take

826
00:43:58.400 --> 00:44:01.679
<v Speaker 2>their oil, and another sign that says bomb the Indians

827
00:44:01.679 --> 00:44:03.119
<v Speaker 2>and take their casinos.

828
00:44:03.519 --> 00:44:05.840
<v Speaker 1>Man, the Simions went hard back in the day. He

829
00:44:05.920 --> 00:44:07.360
<v Speaker 1>didn't realize get this.

830
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:10.440
<v Speaker 2>On DVD because they're about to pull it from Disney Plus.

831
00:44:11.039 --> 00:44:14.079
<v Speaker 1>That is sure. I don't know. I mean no, they

832
00:44:14.239 --> 00:44:17.280
<v Speaker 1>just put warnings on Disney Plus. It's cool. They even

833
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:19.840
<v Speaker 1>have the old cartoons. It's it's like they had that

834
00:44:19.880 --> 00:44:22.320
<v Speaker 1>one whether where it's all those racist cows.

835
00:44:23.079 --> 00:44:25.480
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember the racist cows. I think you're gonna

836
00:44:25.480 --> 00:44:27.639
<v Speaker 2>say a crow in blackface.

837
00:44:27.719 --> 00:44:31.000
<v Speaker 1>That one too. Yeah, yeah, that's the sequel. That's the

838
00:44:31.039 --> 00:44:33.480
<v Speaker 1>sequel to racist cows. It's called racist crow.

839
00:44:35.159 --> 00:44:39.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh nothing back from the school shooter yet. Fuck yeah,

840
00:44:40.079 --> 00:44:42.320
<v Speaker 2>we'll say, well, we can go ahead.

841
00:44:42.760 --> 00:44:46.159
<v Speaker 1>Old Disney cartoons. I watched a Neil Stevenson thing today

842
00:44:46.199 --> 00:44:48.760
<v Speaker 1>where he's like giving a chat a talk, you know,

843
00:44:48.800 --> 00:44:51.320
<v Speaker 1>like a Ted talk, but for nerds, not for fucking

844
00:44:51.400 --> 00:44:56.320
<v Speaker 1>pretentious dick wads. And uh. He was saying how he

845
00:44:56.719 --> 00:44:59.480
<v Speaker 1>watched this old cartoon and then he summarized the cartoon

846
00:45:00.079 --> 00:45:04.159
<v Speaker 1>as like a metaphor or an analogy or something for uh,

847
00:45:05.039 --> 00:45:10.079
<v Speaker 1>for cryptocurrency. And it was funny because when he introduces

848
00:45:10.079 --> 00:45:11.880
<v Speaker 1>one of the characters who's like a you know, like

849
00:45:11.920 --> 00:45:15.239
<v Speaker 1>a blackface cow basically, because all those characters were essentially

850
00:45:15.320 --> 00:45:19.239
<v Speaker 1>just like imitation, racist imitations of people from all around

851
00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:21.320
<v Speaker 1>the world. You know, it's like, oh, we'll make the

852
00:45:21.360 --> 00:45:24.400
<v Speaker 1>cow a black guy, and we'll make the crow an

853
00:45:24.599 --> 00:45:28.000
<v Speaker 1>even blacker guy, and we'll make we'll make the donkey

854
00:45:28.079 --> 00:45:28.960
<v Speaker 1>a fucking Indian.

855
00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:29.199
<v Speaker 2>You know.

856
00:45:29.360 --> 00:45:33.199
<v Speaker 1>Like those cartoons were great.

857
00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:35.280
<v Speaker 2>Sir, I do not want to be carrying I can't

858
00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:35.960
<v Speaker 2>do accents.

859
00:45:36.159 --> 00:45:36.760
<v Speaker 1>I didn't want to.

860
00:45:36.840 --> 00:45:39.280
<v Speaker 2>I wanted the donkey to be carrying something heavy and

861
00:45:39.320 --> 00:45:40.679
<v Speaker 2>he was middle he was Indian.

862
00:45:41.159 --> 00:45:45.519
<v Speaker 1>It's a nuke. Were you talking, feather, No, I was talking.

863
00:45:47.280 --> 00:45:47.920
<v Speaker 2>A donkey.

864
00:45:48.039 --> 00:45:52.920
<v Speaker 1>I was talking genetic researcher. Oh okay, oh yeah, I'm

865
00:45:52.920 --> 00:45:54.800
<v Speaker 1>not alcoholic casino.

866
00:45:55.280 --> 00:45:58.880
<v Speaker 2>All right, I am part native. I would ask you

867
00:45:58.960 --> 00:46:01.480
<v Speaker 2>to refrain from the racist talk.

868
00:46:01.840 --> 00:46:04.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, sorry, I hate to speaking generalizations.

869
00:46:04.920 --> 00:46:07.039
<v Speaker 2>Did you see this dude get mad at his check

870
00:46:07.960 --> 00:46:11.519
<v Speaker 2>for what I don't know, from being a bitch, I assume,

871
00:46:12.119 --> 00:46:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, but.

872
00:46:12.840 --> 00:46:15.280
<v Speaker 1>It looks like where where is this? But it looks

873
00:46:15.280 --> 00:46:16.039
<v Speaker 1>like California.

874
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:18.519
<v Speaker 2>I could be it's I don't know where it is,

875
00:46:18.559 --> 00:46:19.119
<v Speaker 2>but I.

876
00:46:19.039 --> 00:46:23.719
<v Speaker 1>Thought this video was cool. Oh he's gonna die.

877
00:46:24.039 --> 00:46:27.239
<v Speaker 2>That's his ex wife. He just punched her window. He's

878
00:46:27.280 --> 00:46:31.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna die, and then left a huge thing of blood on.

879
00:46:31.800 --> 00:46:36.280
<v Speaker 1>Them getting woozy. Oh my god, he's gonna die. Oh well,

880
00:46:36.320 --> 00:46:39.000
<v Speaker 1>I think that's what you get when you punch like

881
00:46:39.039 --> 00:46:41.920
<v Speaker 1>a fucking pussy. Did you see how he punched? He

882
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:45.480
<v Speaker 1>punched like with the side, He hammer fisted the fucking thing. Dude,

883
00:46:45.480 --> 00:46:48.320
<v Speaker 1>that's not how you punch something, at least that's when

884
00:46:48.320 --> 00:46:49.280
<v Speaker 1>it's standing up.

885
00:46:49.719 --> 00:46:52.000
<v Speaker 2>Let's watch it again from the start. So he punched

886
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:57.000
<v Speaker 2>this woman's window and immediately slice his fucking armald He.

887
00:46:57.280 --> 00:47:01.239
<v Speaker 1>He left a comical amount of blood on on the window.

888
00:47:01.360 --> 00:47:03.519
<v Speaker 1>If I saw this in a movie, it'd be like,

889
00:47:03.559 --> 00:47:04.679
<v Speaker 1>that's so unrealistic.

890
00:47:06.480 --> 00:47:09.400
<v Speaker 2>All right, let's see it again, all the way through again.

891
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:13.159
<v Speaker 2>Like I said, he realizes pretty quickly, I've made a

892
00:47:13.199 --> 00:47:14.159
<v Speaker 2>grave error.

893
00:47:14.199 --> 00:47:14.400
<v Speaker 1>Here.

894
00:47:15.239 --> 00:47:25.239
<v Speaker 9>Oh my god, Oh my god, Oh my god.

895
00:47:25.239 --> 00:47:27.320
<v Speaker 2>He's spraying blood all over the wall.

896
00:47:27.400 --> 00:47:30.400
<v Speaker 1>Here, he's gonna who's gonna die. He needs a tourniquet

897
00:47:30.480 --> 00:47:39.880
<v Speaker 1>right now, he needs a tourniquet. Now he needs please No,

898
00:47:43.000 --> 00:47:45.559
<v Speaker 1>oh my god. Oh he's dead.

899
00:47:45.760 --> 00:47:47.440
<v Speaker 2>He did live. He did live.

900
00:47:48.199 --> 00:47:49.719
<v Speaker 3>He died.

901
00:47:50.239 --> 00:47:54.400
<v Speaker 2>He did He didn't need emergency medical assistance instead his

902
00:47:54.519 --> 00:47:55.400
<v Speaker 2>wife did.

903
00:47:55.960 --> 00:47:57.400
<v Speaker 1>It's not him fire.

904
00:47:57.199 --> 00:48:00.440
<v Speaker 2>Or streaming somewhere else, what else.

905
00:48:03.199 --> 00:48:06.400
<v Speaker 1>He's dead. He didn't make it. Man, that's fucking gross.

906
00:48:06.760 --> 00:48:07.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

907
00:48:08.400 --> 00:48:10.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was a lot, that was.

908
00:48:13.480 --> 00:48:18.199
<v Speaker 1>It was uh yeah, I don't know me about getting molested. Okay,

909
00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:22.159
<v Speaker 1>Oh man, that was so gross. Oh I was okay,

910
00:48:22.199 --> 00:48:24.400
<v Speaker 1>I was just looking at I watched a documentary over

911
00:48:24.440 --> 00:48:27.360
<v Speaker 1>the weekend about the invasion of Iraq and it was

912
00:48:27.440 --> 00:48:29.760
<v Speaker 1>told from the point of view of marines. It was

913
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:33.000
<v Speaker 1>it was all footage shot by one marine. It was

914
00:48:33.039 --> 00:48:36.480
<v Speaker 1>called a severe Clear. I would highly recommend it. It was

915
00:48:36.599 --> 00:48:40.400
<v Speaker 1>very good. It really a stunning picture. Of what it's

916
00:48:40.440 --> 00:48:42.760
<v Speaker 1>like to be a marine. It's like, in the first

917
00:48:42.800 --> 00:48:45.400
<v Speaker 1>couple of minutes, I was like, oh yeah, oh yeah,

918
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:47.920
<v Speaker 1>they get like this is it, you know, like the

919
00:48:48.079 --> 00:48:51.559
<v Speaker 1>humor that like they just like it just felt like

920
00:48:51.599 --> 00:48:54.000
<v Speaker 1>being home, you know. The this is how dark and

921
00:48:54.239 --> 00:48:56.679
<v Speaker 1>nasty these guys talk to each other, but they're just

922
00:48:56.679 --> 00:48:59.920
<v Speaker 1>like laughing about it, like oh my god, They're like

923
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:04.239
<v Speaker 1>and the very first clip, it's like one dude has

924
00:49:04.239 --> 00:49:07.159
<v Speaker 1>filmed the other guy, and the guy being filmed looks

925
00:49:07.159 --> 00:49:11.119
<v Speaker 1>at the cameraman. He's like, what is this So if

926
00:49:11.199 --> 00:49:13.960
<v Speaker 1>you get blown up? You can send it to your parents?

927
00:49:14.000 --> 00:49:16.360
<v Speaker 1>You know, I give you're dead. You know, It's it's

928
00:49:16.400 --> 00:49:18.679
<v Speaker 1>just dark. You know, it's just like ye there and

929
00:49:18.719 --> 00:49:20.880
<v Speaker 1>they're just laughing, you know. I'm like, oh yeah, this

930
00:49:20.880 --> 00:49:25.960
<v Speaker 1>this feels so good. And the uh anyway, the whole

931
00:49:25.960 --> 00:49:29.320
<v Speaker 1>thing just got me feeling like super juiced about being

932
00:49:29.320 --> 00:49:31.760
<v Speaker 1>a marine. And I was looking at my pictures from Iraq.

933
00:49:32.239 --> 00:49:33.760
<v Speaker 1>I think I even sent you one of me holding

934
00:49:33.760 --> 00:49:38.079
<v Speaker 1>an AK forty seven and I back up to a

935
00:49:38.119 --> 00:49:41.480
<v Speaker 1>hold now yeah, I wish I could, But I was

936
00:49:41.480 --> 00:49:43.960
<v Speaker 1>looking at pictures and I was looking at my gear

937
00:49:44.320 --> 00:49:47.159
<v Speaker 1>in like pictures of me on patrol and stuff, and

938
00:49:47.199 --> 00:49:48.840
<v Speaker 1>I was looking at all the stuff and I was like,

939
00:49:48.920 --> 00:49:52.199
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, forgot Like I had an extra bag

940
00:49:52.599 --> 00:49:55.239
<v Speaker 1>that the other marines, like in my squad, didn't have.

941
00:49:55.400 --> 00:49:57.800
<v Speaker 1>I was the combat life saver, so I had a medbag.

942
00:49:58.400 --> 00:50:02.079
<v Speaker 1>And then I had like a seat belt cutter in

943
00:50:02.320 --> 00:50:05.559
<v Speaker 1>my flak jacket. I had just all this stuff that

944
00:50:05.599 --> 00:50:07.159
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, in this, in this, And then

945
00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:10.800
<v Speaker 1>I saw the tourniquit. You have, like like one of

946
00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:14.280
<v Speaker 1>those police style tourniquets where it's like a velcro strap

947
00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:16.719
<v Speaker 1>and it's got a little plastic twisty so you can

948
00:50:16.760 --> 00:50:18.960
<v Speaker 1>put a lot of pressure and then you can sinch

949
00:50:19.000 --> 00:50:22.039
<v Speaker 1>it down. And I was like, oh wow. I was

950
00:50:22.079 --> 00:50:24.960
<v Speaker 1>like what I even remember how to use a tourniquit.

951
00:50:25.559 --> 00:50:29.519
<v Speaker 1>And then watching that man spray blood all over the

952
00:50:29.559 --> 00:50:32.719
<v Speaker 1>windows and walls, I was like, there's no way. There's

953
00:50:32.840 --> 00:50:35.480
<v Speaker 1>no way. If I was there right now, you know,

954
00:50:35.719 --> 00:50:38.559
<v Speaker 1>I would remember in an instant, like how to get

955
00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:41.119
<v Speaker 1>it off my flak jacket, how to get it around,

956
00:50:41.159 --> 00:50:43.639
<v Speaker 1>which way to sin shit, which way to twitch, Like,

957
00:50:44.079 --> 00:50:45.480
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I'm so glad I didn't have to

958
00:50:45.519 --> 00:50:48.000
<v Speaker 1>deal with that shit I made.

959
00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:50.440
<v Speaker 2>I told you this maybe a couple of weeks ago.

960
00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:53.159
<v Speaker 2>I really I need to promise to myself that the

961
00:50:53.199 --> 00:50:57.239
<v Speaker 2>next time a family member like needs emergency medical assistance,

962
00:50:57.760 --> 00:50:59.880
<v Speaker 2>I need to like step up and take care of

963
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:05.079
<v Speaker 2>whatever it is, blood, whatever it is them. I just

964
00:51:05.760 --> 00:51:08.960
<v Speaker 2>after my brother when I just got so scared with him,

965
00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:10.840
<v Speaker 2>like passed out and whatever. I was just like, I

966
00:51:10.880 --> 00:51:13.480
<v Speaker 2>won't let this happen again. I don't you know, if

967
00:51:13.480 --> 00:51:15.280
<v Speaker 2>someone's there and I can try and he was gone,

968
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:16.440
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't have helped it all.

969
00:51:16.480 --> 00:51:18.960
<v Speaker 1>But you know, he would have probably gotten puke in

970
00:51:19.000 --> 00:51:19.360
<v Speaker 1>your mouth.

971
00:51:19.960 --> 00:51:26.679
<v Speaker 2>But no, he was he was gone. But I don't

972
00:51:26.679 --> 00:51:30.039
<v Speaker 2>want to touch anyone else's blood that I don't know,

973
00:51:30.400 --> 00:51:32.639
<v Speaker 2>like my chick, my mom, whatever.

974
00:51:32.679 --> 00:51:33.320
<v Speaker 1>That's fine.

975
00:51:33.519 --> 00:51:35.400
<v Speaker 2>But like I say that, and I say, like, I'll

976
00:51:35.440 --> 00:51:38.559
<v Speaker 2>step up. I'll do that. Yeah, I'll do that for family,

977
00:51:38.760 --> 00:51:40.679
<v Speaker 2>Like if some dude is bleeding on the side of

978
00:51:40.760 --> 00:51:43.840
<v Speaker 2>the road, as I encountered one time when I pulled

979
00:51:43.880 --> 00:51:46.000
<v Speaker 2>over because some dude was just laying in the gutter

980
00:51:46.119 --> 00:51:47.239
<v Speaker 2>and I went to go check him out and a

981
00:51:47.239 --> 00:51:49.760
<v Speaker 2>few other people did too. Then I noticed like blood

982
00:51:49.800 --> 00:51:52.159
<v Speaker 2>on his arm. I was like, oh, okay, no, thank you.

983
00:51:52.400 --> 00:51:54.719
<v Speaker 2>I'll just stay, I'll stand back here and call the police.

984
00:51:54.760 --> 00:51:55.400
<v Speaker 2>That'll be great.

985
00:51:55.920 --> 00:51:58.199
<v Speaker 1>You got to get over that in the military.

986
00:51:58.360 --> 00:52:01.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, good, No, I don't, I'm too well.

987
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:04.559
<v Speaker 1>It's just a thing like where I remember when we

988
00:52:04.559 --> 00:52:09.360
<v Speaker 1>were doing that combat Lifesaver's course, we did like simulated

989
00:52:10.159 --> 00:52:13.639
<v Speaker 1>IV sticking in like you know, so we did the

990
00:52:13.679 --> 00:52:17.679
<v Speaker 1>actual IVS, but we were simulating combat. So we would

991
00:52:17.679 --> 00:52:20.280
<v Speaker 1>have like you know, we would be in running like

992
00:52:20.519 --> 00:52:22.639
<v Speaker 1>a drill where it's like we're on a patrol. Then

993
00:52:22.639 --> 00:52:25.320
<v Speaker 1>we get shot or we get ambushed or something, and

994
00:52:25.360 --> 00:52:28.000
<v Speaker 1>somebody is told in advance like, oh, yeah, you're gonna

995
00:52:28.039 --> 00:52:31.280
<v Speaker 1>be injured, and Hines is going to be told to

996
00:52:31.679 --> 00:52:33.400
<v Speaker 1>come and give you aid.

997
00:52:33.480 --> 00:52:33.679
<v Speaker 3>You know.

998
00:52:33.760 --> 00:52:37.039
<v Speaker 1>It's and so there's like blanks being fired, and if

999
00:52:37.039 --> 00:52:40.280
<v Speaker 1>you got a good actor on your hands, they'll like

1000
00:52:40.440 --> 00:52:43.519
<v Speaker 1>scream and squirm around while the person's trying to give

1001
00:52:43.559 --> 00:52:48.119
<v Speaker 1>them care to make it more difficult. But I remember

1002
00:52:48.280 --> 00:52:50.400
<v Speaker 1>somebody being like, oh, aren't we going to have gloves?

1003
00:52:50.440 --> 00:52:53.639
<v Speaker 1>And it's like, no, you know, you're not gonna have

1004
00:52:53.719 --> 00:52:56.320
<v Speaker 1>fucking gloves in a combat situation. You're not gonna have

1005
00:52:56.320 --> 00:53:00.840
<v Speaker 1>them here in training either, nobody has fucking aids, right, And.

1006
00:53:01.039 --> 00:53:03.440
<v Speaker 2>None of you better have aids right.

1007
00:53:05.320 --> 00:53:06.719
<v Speaker 1>Now, tell you no gloves.

1008
00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:09.079
<v Speaker 2>The only thing I would say that to push back

1009
00:53:09.119 --> 00:53:11.800
<v Speaker 2>on that a little bit though, is that becomes your family,

1010
00:53:13.119 --> 00:53:16.400
<v Speaker 2>right right. I understand you would jump on your buddy

1011
00:53:16.440 --> 00:53:22.199
<v Speaker 2>and oh that's the cool side of the family, or

1012
00:53:22.239 --> 00:53:24.199
<v Speaker 2>to the side that we don't talk to and more

1013
00:53:24.280 --> 00:53:29.599
<v Speaker 2>fun family. Yeah. But but again, by that same idea,

1014
00:53:30.000 --> 00:53:32.679
<v Speaker 2>you know, some guy in your squad gets a giant

1015
00:53:32.760 --> 00:53:35.639
<v Speaker 2>slash on his arm and you got to turn quit him. Yeah, sure, whatever,

1016
00:53:35.679 --> 00:53:37.039
<v Speaker 2>and you might get some of his blood on you.

1017
00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:40.280
<v Speaker 2>Some dude in some market gets his arm trapped in

1018
00:53:40.320 --> 00:53:43.039
<v Speaker 2>a door. They're like tournique at this and he is

1019
00:53:43.400 --> 00:53:47.119
<v Speaker 2>spraying blood all over and he has row goat meat

1020
00:53:47.199 --> 00:53:48.679
<v Speaker 2>on his hands, like.

1021
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:54.039
<v Speaker 1>Gets his dick chopped off by the sliding glass in

1022
00:53:54.119 --> 00:53:57.159
<v Speaker 1>the fucking glory hole. No thank you, dude. You think

1023
00:53:57.159 --> 00:54:00.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna fucking resuscitate that fucking bleeding cock stump with

1024
00:54:00.880 --> 00:54:02.639
<v Speaker 1>my mouth? No way.

1025
00:54:04.000 --> 00:54:08.239
<v Speaker 2>So when I was like ten or eleven years old, okay,

1026
00:54:09.679 --> 00:54:11.559
<v Speaker 2>we weren't old enough. It might have even been a

1027
00:54:11.599 --> 00:54:15.159
<v Speaker 2>little bit younger, but we weren't old enough to stay

1028
00:54:15.159 --> 00:54:17.440
<v Speaker 2>home during the summertime. My mom had to work. My

1029
00:54:17.519 --> 00:54:20.440
<v Speaker 2>dad had to work, so I had my younger brother,

1030
00:54:20.519 --> 00:54:22.400
<v Speaker 2>he was probably six seven.

1031
00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:24.800
<v Speaker 1>What do you mean stay home during You couldn't stay

1032
00:54:24.800 --> 00:54:28.599
<v Speaker 1>at your home in the daytime right and be unwatched

1033
00:54:28.960 --> 00:54:31.400
<v Speaker 1>you know? Fuck that sucks.

1034
00:54:31.599 --> 00:54:34.599
<v Speaker 2>Well, yes, but again I was like ten or eleven

1035
00:54:34.719 --> 00:54:37.199
<v Speaker 2>and Pat was like six or seven, so I kind

1036
00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:37.800
<v Speaker 2>of get that.

1037
00:54:38.360 --> 00:54:41.119
<v Speaker 1>See I feel like my buddy Kevin, And I'll let

1038
00:54:41.119 --> 00:54:42.440
<v Speaker 1>you keep talking. I just want to say, like my

1039
00:54:42.960 --> 00:54:46.360
<v Speaker 1>buddy Kevin told me, he feels like jen X was

1040
00:54:46.400 --> 00:54:49.320
<v Speaker 1>the last of the latch latch key kids, which is

1041
00:54:49.360 --> 00:54:52.679
<v Speaker 1>like kids who have no supervision left at home all

1042
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:55.480
<v Speaker 1>the time. And I truly feel like that was me

1043
00:54:55.639 --> 00:54:58.480
<v Speaker 1>and that was my generation to us, you know, because

1044
00:54:59.360 --> 00:55:05.280
<v Speaker 1>I was unsupervised at home, probably from the age of

1045
00:55:05.440 --> 00:55:11.480
<v Speaker 1>eight onward. Like I would walk home from school in

1046
00:55:11.599 --> 00:55:15.320
<v Speaker 1>third grade and I would be alone at the house.

1047
00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:18.360
<v Speaker 1>And I think my mom tried to keep up appearances.

1048
00:55:18.400 --> 00:55:20.599
<v Speaker 1>She tried to make me go to a neighbor's house

1049
00:55:20.639 --> 00:55:23.320
<v Speaker 1>and stay with them because there was like an older

1050
00:55:23.400 --> 00:55:25.239
<v Speaker 1>kid there, but he used to beat the shit out

1051
00:55:25.280 --> 00:55:25.440
<v Speaker 1>of me.

1052
00:55:25.480 --> 00:55:27.679
<v Speaker 2>You the neighbor was like, Shane wanted to leave, so

1053
00:55:27.679 --> 00:55:28.440
<v Speaker 2>it just led him.

1054
00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:32.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, Shane's Shane's he's got his own free will. Yeah,

1055
00:55:32.039 --> 00:55:34.920
<v Speaker 1>he's not a prisoner here. Yeah. So uh no, but

1056
00:55:35.000 --> 00:55:36.440
<v Speaker 1>I think that kid would like beat the shit out

1057
00:55:36.480 --> 00:55:38.079
<v Speaker 1>of me. So my mom was like, Okay, well just

1058
00:55:38.119 --> 00:55:40.719
<v Speaker 1>come home and eat a bunch of junk food and

1059
00:55:41.159 --> 00:55:43.360
<v Speaker 1>don't bother anybody, you know. So I did that from

1060
00:55:43.400 --> 00:55:48.599
<v Speaker 1>like eight onward. But I never realized, like eight to

1061
00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:51.639
<v Speaker 1>what you said twelve, that's a huge gap of time.

1062
00:55:51.800 --> 00:55:57.519
<v Speaker 1>So you missed out on a huge like what I

1063
00:55:57.559 --> 00:56:00.800
<v Speaker 1>would say is like for me, was like a huge

1064
00:56:01.519 --> 00:56:03.920
<v Speaker 1>developmental period. But now that I think about it is

1065
00:56:04.000 --> 00:56:07.840
<v Speaker 1>probably developmental stunting, you know, because I was just like

1066
00:56:07.880 --> 00:56:11.239
<v Speaker 1>fucking eating paint chips and trying to figure out what

1067
00:56:11.360 --> 00:56:12.280
<v Speaker 1>jerking off was.

1068
00:56:12.960 --> 00:56:16.320
<v Speaker 2>Well, see, here's the thing. By the time I hit

1069
00:56:16.440 --> 00:56:18.360
<v Speaker 2>like sixth grade, then I was.

1070
00:56:18.320 --> 00:56:20.119
<v Speaker 1>All right to like stay home and watch pat.

1071
00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:22.000
<v Speaker 2>We took the bus home, I got off a couple

1072
00:56:21.960 --> 00:56:23.800
<v Speaker 2>of blocks down the street, walked all the way down.

1073
00:56:23.880 --> 00:56:27.400
<v Speaker 2>That was totally fine. Now here's the thing, though, you

1074
00:56:27.800 --> 00:56:31.880
<v Speaker 2>you're right on the latch key thing. What you've said

1075
00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:35.159
<v Speaker 2>in the past. You don't let Deonta stay over at

1076
00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:39.639
<v Speaker 2>people's houses, right, we have actually we've actually loosened that.

1077
00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:45.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he uh he uh. I don't know if he

1078
00:56:45.639 --> 00:56:48.559
<v Speaker 1>just like put something in my wife's drink, or if

1079
00:56:48.599 --> 00:56:50.840
<v Speaker 1>he fucking hext her or if he like beat her

1080
00:56:50.880 --> 00:56:53.079
<v Speaker 1>up when I wasn't around. But one day he was

1081
00:56:53.159 --> 00:56:55.599
<v Speaker 1>like saying, can I please go and stay over it?

1082
00:56:55.760 --> 00:57:00.840
<v Speaker 1>You know Deandre's house at Deontay, his friend DeAndre, And

1083
00:57:01.039 --> 00:57:03.920
<v Speaker 1>my wife was finally like, should we? And I was like,

1084
00:57:03.960 --> 00:57:05.480
<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you want to let him? Finally

1085
00:57:05.880 --> 00:57:09.320
<v Speaker 1>fucker let him, and she like relented. It was like

1086
00:57:09.400 --> 00:57:11.679
<v Speaker 1>a big thing. She's like, you better understand how big

1087
00:57:11.719 --> 00:57:13.880
<v Speaker 1>a deal this is. And then he went over there

1088
00:57:14.199 --> 00:57:16.639
<v Speaker 1>and he didn't get molested, at least according to him.

1089
00:57:16.679 --> 00:57:19.800
<v Speaker 1>And she asked, believe me, She asked, do you want

1090
00:57:19.800 --> 00:57:23.039
<v Speaker 1>to touch your penis? Did anyone molest Joe?

1091
00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:24.800
<v Speaker 2>No? One fucked your face?

1092
00:57:24.880 --> 00:57:27.559
<v Speaker 1>Right? Did they make you jerk them off?

1093
00:57:27.800 --> 00:57:30.199
<v Speaker 2>We just played PlayStation five, all right while you were

1094
00:57:30.280 --> 00:57:31.119
<v Speaker 2>jerking someone off?

1095
00:57:31.360 --> 00:57:31.440
<v Speaker 5>No?

1096
00:57:31.719 --> 00:57:33.039
<v Speaker 1>Was it facebuck simulator?

1097
00:57:35.719 --> 00:57:38.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh see, I have to call this episode the end,

1098
00:57:38.760 --> 00:57:41.280
<v Speaker 2>otherwise I would call it please fu simulator.

1099
00:57:42.519 --> 00:57:45.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I mean, I'm sure somebody else has thought

1100
00:57:45.119 --> 00:57:47.679
<v Speaker 1>of face fox, and it's probably a real thing actually.

1101
00:57:48.760 --> 00:57:52.519
<v Speaker 2>So, uh, I'm a little kid, I would consider myself

1102
00:57:52.519 --> 00:57:55.480
<v Speaker 2>at this point, probably ten, but I was pounding off

1103
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:59.280
<v Speaker 2>at this point, so dope. So you know, I knew,

1104
00:57:59.320 --> 00:58:00.400
<v Speaker 2>I knew what was up.

1105
00:58:00.559 --> 00:58:01.400
<v Speaker 1>Kind of okay.

1106
00:58:01.639 --> 00:58:05.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So we went to this woman's house. Her name

1107
00:58:05.360 --> 00:58:12.519
<v Speaker 2>was Suzanne, and she was the sister of my mother's coworker.

1108
00:58:13.000 --> 00:58:15.400
<v Speaker 2>So my mother worked with this lady. Her sister goes,

1109
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:19.159
<v Speaker 2>you know, I stay home, my husband works, I watch kids,

1110
00:58:19.239 --> 00:58:20.920
<v Speaker 2>I take care of babies, I take it was a

1111
00:58:21.679 --> 00:58:23.719
<v Speaker 2>you know, it was what we did in the fucking

1112
00:58:23.840 --> 00:58:26.800
<v Speaker 2>nineties where it was like you got a friend. What

1113
00:58:26.840 --> 00:58:29.679
<v Speaker 2>we would do. She would send us with twenty dollars

1114
00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:31.920
<v Speaker 2>to watch us for the day in a bag of groceries.

1115
00:58:32.039 --> 00:58:32.679
<v Speaker 1>That was the rule.

1116
00:58:32.840 --> 00:58:36.239
<v Speaker 2>Twenty dollars a kid bag of groceries every week. And

1117
00:58:36.239 --> 00:58:38.599
<v Speaker 2>then that way she uses that those groceries to make

1118
00:58:38.639 --> 00:58:39.679
<v Speaker 2>food for all the kids.

1119
00:58:39.719 --> 00:58:42.159
<v Speaker 1>You know, my mom paid my babysitter when I was

1120
00:58:42.159 --> 00:58:46.159
<v Speaker 1>a little in crack Rock, all.

1121
00:58:46.159 --> 00:58:48.599
<v Speaker 2>Right, see, and that's why she was more comfortable leaving

1122
00:58:48.599 --> 00:58:49.039
<v Speaker 2>you at home.

1123
00:58:49.360 --> 00:58:52.719
<v Speaker 1>It was more like a red party barter system.

1124
00:58:53.920 --> 00:58:56.719
<v Speaker 2>You'll ever seen eyes wide shut, That's what it was like.

1125
00:58:58.599 --> 00:59:01.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, the second past.

1126
00:59:02.079 --> 00:59:04.840
<v Speaker 2>So we would all, I mean, you would hang out

1127
00:59:04.880 --> 00:59:07.159
<v Speaker 2>in the neighborhood. You would ride bikes around, you'd go

1128
00:59:07.159 --> 00:59:09.920
<v Speaker 2>to the little like corner store. It was fucking you know,

1129
00:59:10.039 --> 00:59:13.400
<v Speaker 2>nineteen fifty two or something. It felt like there were

1130
00:59:13.400 --> 00:59:14.440
<v Speaker 2>no Jews everywhere.

1131
00:59:14.440 --> 00:59:15.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm just kidding.

1132
00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:19.760
<v Speaker 2>But so we would all hang out in the backyard

1133
00:59:19.840 --> 00:59:21.440
<v Speaker 2>or in the main living room. But she had a

1134
00:59:21.559 --> 00:59:25.000
<v Speaker 2>daughter named Katie, and Katie was sixteen at the time.

1135
00:59:25.519 --> 00:59:27.920
<v Speaker 2>I remember that because she had just got h yeah,

1136
00:59:28.000 --> 00:59:30.079
<v Speaker 2>she had just gotten like her permit or something like that.

1137
00:59:30.280 --> 00:59:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Tits. Yeah, oh, she had tits.

1138
00:59:32.880 --> 00:59:37.800
<v Speaker 2>So we were never allowed to go up in Katie's room. Obviously,

1139
00:59:37.880 --> 00:59:41.800
<v Speaker 2>we're kids. Whatever, we go, we go up there. One day,

1140
00:59:41.800 --> 00:59:43.719
<v Speaker 2>we get the invite, Hey do you kids, do you

1141
00:59:43.760 --> 00:59:46.280
<v Speaker 2>guys want to go watch Austin Powers. It was it

1142
00:59:46.360 --> 00:59:50.480
<v Speaker 2>just came out on VHS, right, and they're like, hell, yeah,

1143
00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:52.679
<v Speaker 2>she's not gonna put that on. She's not gonna put

1144
00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:54.119
<v Speaker 2>that on in the main living room with like the

1145
00:59:54.159 --> 00:59:56.159
<v Speaker 2>babies and shit like that. So they're like, Okay, if

1146
00:59:56.159 --> 00:59:57.679
<v Speaker 2>you want to go up to Katie's room, you guys

1147
00:59:57.719 --> 01:00:00.559
<v Speaker 2>can watch Austin Powers. Now, mind you. I I probably

1148
01:00:00.559 --> 01:00:03.119
<v Speaker 2>shouldn't be watching that either. I'm a little fucking kid,

1149
01:00:03.119 --> 01:00:05.039
<v Speaker 2>but whatever, my parents don't give a shit about that.

1150
01:00:05.440 --> 01:00:07.360
<v Speaker 1>My dad let me watch it alone in a hotel

1151
01:00:07.400 --> 01:00:14.679
<v Speaker 1>room in Vegas. Why he gambled down below.

1152
01:00:12.199 --> 01:00:14.639
<v Speaker 2>Well, there were a couple Easters where my brother and

1153
01:00:14.679 --> 01:00:19.639
<v Speaker 2>I waited at the at the rope so we could watch.

1154
01:00:19.400 --> 01:00:23.360
<v Speaker 1>My parents gamble. In Atlantic City, Why easter do they

1155
01:00:23.400 --> 01:00:26.760
<v Speaker 1>have like a special holiday buffet or something? What the cause?

1156
01:00:27.440 --> 01:00:30.639
<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I don't know, but I think they were just like,

1157
01:00:30.880 --> 01:00:31.880
<v Speaker 2>this is something to do.

1158
01:00:32.199 --> 01:00:34.719
<v Speaker 1>We'll go do something that's a good way to celebrate

1159
01:00:34.760 --> 01:00:35.199
<v Speaker 1>our lord.

1160
01:00:35.719 --> 01:00:38.519
<v Speaker 2>But that's like the time my mom took a fucking

1161
01:00:40.039 --> 01:00:42.719
<v Speaker 2>nine year old me and a five year old pat

1162
01:00:43.039 --> 01:00:47.679
<v Speaker 2>on a garden walk through Philadelphia. It was six hours

1163
01:00:47.239 --> 01:00:51.320
<v Speaker 2>looking at people's gardens, all gardens.

1164
01:00:51.840 --> 01:00:53.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh, it was fucking a trope.

1165
01:00:53.039 --> 01:00:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they got to grow the fucking kratum and poppy somewhere.

1166
01:00:56.760 --> 01:00:58.599
<v Speaker 1>And they got to grow that trash somewhere.

1167
01:00:59.760 --> 01:01:02.320
<v Speaker 2>So we go up to Katie's room and we watch

1168
01:01:03.599 --> 01:01:07.280
<v Speaker 2>Awesome Powers. It's fun, it's whatever, it's me. It's a girl.

1169
01:01:07.400 --> 01:01:14.480
<v Speaker 2>We went to high school with. Okay, believe Devin, remember Devin.

1170
01:01:15.000 --> 01:01:18.320
<v Speaker 1>The one with the real fucked up face, no.

1171
01:01:18.320 --> 01:01:20.400
<v Speaker 2>Kind of a cute face, but eventually went on just

1172
01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:21.280
<v Speaker 2>to date black guys.

1173
01:01:21.400 --> 01:01:25.320
<v Speaker 1>Jada l Yes, okay, yeah, I thought she had a

1174
01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:29.320
<v Speaker 1>weird face. Okay, but I went to middle school with her,

1175
01:01:29.559 --> 01:01:29.880
<v Speaker 1>did you?

1176
01:01:30.000 --> 01:01:32.679
<v Speaker 2>Okay, well I went to summer camp with her. So yeah.

1177
01:01:32.760 --> 01:01:34.199
<v Speaker 1>I went to middle school with a lot of these

1178
01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:37.719
<v Speaker 1>bitches who When I think back, I was like, oh, man,

1179
01:01:38.599 --> 01:01:40.960
<v Speaker 1>so yeah, I like, I remember that there were all

1180
01:01:41.000 --> 01:01:44.119
<v Speaker 1>these popular girls, and I liked all the ones that

1181
01:01:44.239 --> 01:01:47.320
<v Speaker 1>had big hips and big butts. And I remember the

1182
01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:50.280
<v Speaker 1>remember that kid Ron.

1183
01:01:49.760 --> 01:01:52.639
<v Speaker 2>Yes, I saw him outside of home depot the other day.

1184
01:01:52.679 --> 01:01:54.480
<v Speaker 1>He worked. What was he doing? Oh what a piece

1185
01:01:54.480 --> 01:01:57.840
<v Speaker 1>of shit? Huh So I mean.

1186
01:01:57.760 --> 01:02:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Hey, hey, good for him working, man. But he was

1187
01:02:00.800 --> 01:02:01.519
<v Speaker 2>a piece of shit.

1188
01:02:01.719 --> 01:02:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, he was a dirt dirt bag. But

1189
01:02:03.320 --> 01:02:05.519
<v Speaker 1>I remember him being like, uh, do you remember a

1190
01:02:05.519 --> 01:02:09.599
<v Speaker 1>girl named Dana with the blonde hair, no big ass?

1191
01:02:10.719 --> 01:02:14.480
<v Speaker 1>Maybe no, she went to our high school. Not not Dana,

1192
01:02:14.519 --> 01:02:17.960
<v Speaker 1>the one who fucked suicide boy. Different Dana. Yeah, but

1193
01:02:17.960 --> 01:02:21.599
<v Speaker 1>I remember him being like her ass is literally a bubble,

1194
01:02:22.079 --> 01:02:24.639
<v Speaker 1>and everybody laughed like it was super funny, and I.

1195
01:02:24.639 --> 01:02:27.559
<v Speaker 5>Was like, I think that's a bubble. But I think

1196
01:02:27.599 --> 01:02:30.239
<v Speaker 5>that's I think that's a good thing. Like I think

1197
01:02:30.280 --> 01:02:32.079
<v Speaker 5>that's supposed. I think that's I think that's all right

1198
01:02:32.119 --> 01:02:34.440
<v Speaker 5>with black people, you know, Like I don't see what

1199
01:02:34.480 --> 01:02:37.639
<v Speaker 5>the problem is. But yeah, Like, but Devin was like

1200
01:02:37.760 --> 01:02:40.039
<v Speaker 5>the one. Devon was like one of those chicks like

1201
01:02:40.079 --> 01:02:40.679
<v Speaker 5>in middle.

1202
01:02:40.519 --> 01:02:45.400
<v Speaker 1>School, like Ron and who else was Harrison? You know Harrison,

1203
01:02:45.440 --> 01:02:48.280
<v Speaker 1>all these like popular dudes. I thought Devin was like

1204
01:02:48.480 --> 01:02:51.519
<v Speaker 1>the hottest chick. And I was like, dude, she is

1205
01:02:51.719 --> 01:02:56.960
<v Speaker 1>literally a little girl because we're kids and and but

1206
01:02:57.039 --> 01:02:58.920
<v Speaker 1>like she didn't have any body or anything, and I

1207
01:02:58.960 --> 01:03:01.840
<v Speaker 1>always thought she was ugly. But yeah, I get it,

1208
01:03:01.920 --> 01:03:03.960
<v Speaker 1>Like I get why you're saying, like you thought she

1209
01:03:04.079 --> 01:03:08.119
<v Speaker 1>was hot. Everybody else seemed to like it was just me,

1210
01:03:08.280 --> 01:03:08.559
<v Speaker 1>you know.

1211
01:03:09.199 --> 01:03:12.360
<v Speaker 2>It was more to make it even creepier, But it's

1212
01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:14.880
<v Speaker 2>using the clarification you made there. I thought she was

1213
01:03:14.920 --> 01:03:17.400
<v Speaker 2>cute when we were little kids together. You're right, she

1214
01:03:17.480 --> 01:03:21.280
<v Speaker 2>got She just didn't look mangled, is what I would say.

1215
01:03:21.440 --> 01:03:24.840
<v Speaker 1>She's fine, ye know, and she didn't look broken in yet.

1216
01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:30.559
<v Speaker 2>So it's me, it's Devin. I believe it's Katie and

1217
01:03:30.599 --> 01:03:35.079
<v Speaker 2>it's her cousin Mark. So Suzanne Arks watched yes, yeah,

1218
01:03:35.119 --> 01:03:37.920
<v Speaker 2>and we watched this Austin Powers movie, and I think

1219
01:03:38.039 --> 01:03:40.320
<v Speaker 2>Devin left, and I think another girl came up to

1220
01:03:40.400 --> 01:03:42.800
<v Speaker 2>hang out. I don't remember, but around the same age.

1221
01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:45.559
<v Speaker 2>So you have two probably ten year old. So you

1222
01:03:45.559 --> 01:03:48.320
<v Speaker 2>have Katie sixteen, and you have Mark who's probably fourteen.

1223
01:03:48.719 --> 01:03:54.400
<v Speaker 2>Mark is her blood cousin. Okay, so they start playing

1224
01:03:54.480 --> 01:03:57.599
<v Speaker 2>truth or dare. Oh god, ten years old.

1225
01:03:57.679 --> 01:04:00.760
<v Speaker 1>This ain't good. This is bad. Shouldn't be playing that

1226
01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:01.920
<v Speaker 1>till you're like twelve.

1227
01:04:02.280 --> 01:04:04.360
<v Speaker 2>Well, I see people want to know, like, why do

1228
01:04:04.400 --> 01:04:07.280
<v Speaker 2>you want to interview porn stars? It's because I'm broken, Okay,

1229
01:04:07.400 --> 01:04:12.880
<v Speaker 2>I'm working human being, so I'm obviously highly Like I

1230
01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:16.400
<v Speaker 2>don't know as far as sex stuff even being mentioned

1231
01:04:16.519 --> 01:04:18.800
<v Speaker 2>or whatever. When I was little, I just got real

1232
01:04:18.880 --> 01:04:21.920
<v Speaker 2>awkward feeling about it, like embarrassed, like I don't want

1233
01:04:21.920 --> 01:04:25.039
<v Speaker 2>to talk about it with you, not you, but the

1234
01:04:25.079 --> 01:04:26.039
<v Speaker 2>person who's asking.

1235
01:04:26.280 --> 01:04:30.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think I'm like, i'd not discuss it. I

1236
01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:34.079
<v Speaker 1>think that's a societal thing, you know, like more than

1237
01:04:34.119 --> 01:04:36.639
<v Speaker 1>more than anything. It's not to say like society is

1238
01:04:36.639 --> 01:04:40.760
<v Speaker 1>wrong or bad. It's just I think that society has

1239
01:04:40.840 --> 01:04:44.920
<v Speaker 1>done that where it's made. It's made those topics so

1240
01:04:46.719 --> 01:04:51.159
<v Speaker 1>ubiquitous in our art and are just the content we consume.

1241
01:04:51.280 --> 01:04:54.639
<v Speaker 1>But at the same time we're so moralistic and judgmental

1242
01:04:55.159 --> 01:04:58.960
<v Speaker 1>that it's like it's never comfortable to really bring up

1243
01:04:59.000 --> 01:05:03.159
<v Speaker 1>in any situation that's not overtly sexual, you know.

1244
01:05:03.599 --> 01:05:06.599
<v Speaker 2>Sure, and I would say it was religion, but we

1245
01:05:06.760 --> 01:05:12.440
<v Speaker 2>didn't really touch on anything sexual that young. Yeah, I

1246
01:05:12.519 --> 01:05:14.880
<v Speaker 2>just I was trying to like associate in my mind

1247
01:05:14.920 --> 01:05:17.480
<v Speaker 2>where I just I'd always I remember one time I

1248
01:05:17.519 --> 01:05:22.159
<v Speaker 2>was in the car with Pat, my brother, his scumbag friend,

1249
01:05:22.320 --> 01:05:27.079
<v Speaker 2>and his hot scumbag mother who was who had divorced

1250
01:05:27.360 --> 01:05:31.559
<v Speaker 2>her corrections officer her husband or broke up with him,

1251
01:05:31.559 --> 01:05:35.280
<v Speaker 2>maybe not even divorced, started fucking his brother and the

1252
01:05:35.639 --> 01:05:38.920
<v Speaker 2>son would refer to him as like uncle whatever his

1253
01:05:39.039 --> 01:05:39.480
<v Speaker 2>name was.

1254
01:05:39.519 --> 01:05:42.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Yeah, that's so sad.

1255
01:05:42.639 --> 01:05:44.239
<v Speaker 2>I remember we were in the car one time and

1256
01:05:44.280 --> 01:05:47.079
<v Speaker 2>she put stern on and they were talking about Lois

1257
01:05:47.159 --> 01:05:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Lane having these big giant tits and blah blah blah

1258
01:05:49.800 --> 01:05:52.800
<v Speaker 2>blah blah and whatever. And I just was like so

1259
01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:56.960
<v Speaker 2>embarrassed that my brother was like being exposed to this.

1260
01:05:57.039 --> 01:05:59.400
<v Speaker 2>And he was like five or something, I mean little

1261
01:05:59.480 --> 01:06:04.159
<v Speaker 2>little Yeah. So I've always had that thing about me,

1262
01:06:04.280 --> 01:06:07.480
<v Speaker 2>even before like any of the religious shame or whatever

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01:06:07.679 --> 01:06:13.880
<v Speaker 2>and shit like that. So it starts getting weird. Yeah right,

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01:06:14.159 --> 01:06:17.039
<v Speaker 2>it's it's yeah. I mean, you break from that eventually,

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01:06:17.079 --> 01:06:19.280
<v Speaker 2>and then you really go overboard where I'll just tell

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01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:20.039
<v Speaker 2>anyone anything.

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01:06:20.079 --> 01:06:20.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't give a.

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01:06:22.599 --> 01:06:26.559
<v Speaker 2>A ship blood, oh ship blood, just a sexual thing though,

1269
01:06:26.639 --> 01:06:27.480
<v Speaker 2>don't worry about it.

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01:06:27.519 --> 01:06:28.519
<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about it.

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01:06:28.880 --> 01:06:33.079
<v Speaker 2>So so truth or dare starts going and it starts

1272
01:06:33.079 --> 01:06:38.800
<v Speaker 2>getting weird because it's starting to be like, oh, flash everybody,

1273
01:06:39.000 --> 01:06:41.440
<v Speaker 2>and then Katie flashes everybody.

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01:06:41.079 --> 01:06:42.400
<v Speaker 1>Oh who did that? There?

1275
01:06:43.800 --> 01:06:46.920
<v Speaker 2>I think her fucking cousin. It's a weird thing.

1276
01:06:47.000 --> 01:06:47.239
<v Speaker 1>Man.

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01:06:47.719 --> 01:06:51.519
<v Speaker 2>It starts getting real weird. It's like, hey, Katie, I

1278
01:06:51.599 --> 01:06:54.199
<v Speaker 2>remember this too, because it fucking grossed me out and

1279
01:06:54.280 --> 01:06:57.480
<v Speaker 2>weird at me out. It's like, hey, take this cue

1280
01:06:57.519 --> 01:07:00.239
<v Speaker 2>tip and put it in your ass.

1281
01:06:59.840 --> 01:07:01.360
<v Speaker 1>And that she's a little strange.

1282
01:07:01.440 --> 01:07:04.440
<v Speaker 2>She did it right, Why would she do that? Okay,

1283
01:07:04.679 --> 01:07:09.239
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. At one point they measured her and Mark,

1284
01:07:09.679 --> 01:07:15.639
<v Speaker 2>two blood cousins. First cousins measured Mark's dick. They dared him.

1285
01:07:16.039 --> 01:07:17.119
<v Speaker 2>Someone measured him.

1286
01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:21.320
<v Speaker 1>I mean, what was the result, I think four and

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01:07:21.360 --> 01:07:21.840
<v Speaker 1>a half.

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01:07:21.760 --> 01:07:23.840
<v Speaker 2>Soft, which is impressive at that age. I think he

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01:07:23.960 --> 01:07:24.599
<v Speaker 2>was fourteen.

1290
01:07:25.280 --> 01:07:27.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well he might have just been a shower, you know,

1291
01:07:27.400 --> 01:07:28.960
<v Speaker 1>it could have just been four and a half hard to.

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01:07:29.039 --> 01:07:30.960
<v Speaker 2>It doesn't even grow that much, by the way, It

1293
01:07:31.000 --> 01:07:32.119
<v Speaker 2>just just pumps up.

1294
01:07:32.159 --> 01:07:33.280
<v Speaker 1>It just gets real thick.

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01:07:34.320 --> 01:07:37.719
<v Speaker 2>Hey, as a fellow grower, I'm not gonna cast dispersions

1296
01:07:37.800 --> 01:07:42.039
<v Speaker 2>upon anyone. So it gets to the point where it's like,

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01:07:42.920 --> 01:07:46.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm just doing truth every time, because what the fuck like,

1298
01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:48.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm in a total.

1299
01:07:48.159 --> 01:07:49.480
<v Speaker 1>You're into deep world.

1300
01:07:49.639 --> 01:07:51.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm in too deep here.

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01:07:52.559 --> 01:07:56.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you're you're like all those fucking unnamed accomplices in

1302
01:07:56.280 --> 01:07:58.119
<v Speaker 1>the fucking Proud Boys indictment.

1303
01:07:58.760 --> 01:08:02.280
<v Speaker 2>Now I don't want to say gay, but there was

1304
01:08:02.320 --> 01:08:05.480
<v Speaker 2>a dare. Hey, Katie put your tits in Matt's face

1305
01:08:06.280 --> 01:08:07.280
<v Speaker 2>and I was.

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01:08:07.280 --> 01:08:09.079
<v Speaker 1>Like no, no, no, no, no.

1307
01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:12.280
<v Speaker 2>And then Mark kind of held me down and she

1308
01:08:12.440 --> 01:08:16.319
<v Speaker 2>did it. Now look looking back, awesome, pretty cool, awesome.

1309
01:08:16.920 --> 01:08:19.960
<v Speaker 2>But I think it might have been a little too

1310
01:08:20.000 --> 01:08:22.359
<v Speaker 2>early for me to get exposed to shit like that,

1311
01:08:22.920 --> 01:08:25.199
<v Speaker 2>because I really do think it fucked with me from

1312
01:08:25.279 --> 01:08:28.119
<v Speaker 2>that point on. I remember the next day and for

1313
01:08:28.159 --> 01:08:31.560
<v Speaker 2>the next couple weeks going to like people like Mark

1314
01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:35.000
<v Speaker 2>or that other girl that was there and being like, oh, man,

1315
01:08:35.039 --> 01:08:36.920
<v Speaker 2>I hope we go up in Katie's room again. That

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01:08:37.000 --> 01:08:37.800
<v Speaker 2>was a lot of fun.

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01:08:37.880 --> 01:08:38.079
<v Speaker 1>You know.

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01:08:38.640 --> 01:08:41.279
<v Speaker 2>He was that real pathetic when you're trying to recapture

1319
01:08:41.319 --> 01:08:43.880
<v Speaker 2>the moment. Oh yeah, I'm a kid, and it's an

1320
01:08:43.920 --> 01:08:48.760
<v Speaker 2>awesome moment in retrospect, so you know, I'm not crying

1321
01:08:48.800 --> 01:08:51.239
<v Speaker 2>about it, but at the time, yeah, I think it

1322
01:08:51.319 --> 01:08:52.720
<v Speaker 2>might have fucked me up a little bit.

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01:08:53.680 --> 01:08:56.399
<v Speaker 1>I was just watching this thing with these two doctors

1324
01:08:56.479 --> 01:08:59.279
<v Speaker 1>talking about well they're talking about a bunch of stuff.

1325
01:08:59.279 --> 01:09:06.199
<v Speaker 1>But in in the case of like children developing, they

1326
01:09:06.239 --> 01:09:10.039
<v Speaker 1>all do it at their own pace. Right, So most

1327
01:09:10.079 --> 01:09:13.560
<v Speaker 1>people who say like, oh, my six year old, he's

1328
01:09:13.640 --> 01:09:16.800
<v Speaker 1>sow this, or he's so that, he's so ahead of

1329
01:09:16.840 --> 01:09:18.960
<v Speaker 1>the curve, he's a little genius, he's going to be

1330
01:09:19.359 --> 01:09:26.319
<v Speaker 1>a superstar, it's usually not that they are super advanced.

1331
01:09:26.359 --> 01:09:29.920
<v Speaker 1>It's just that they reached a certain level quicker. Because

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01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:34.319
<v Speaker 1>kids develop at different rates, and so that's why you

1333
01:09:34.359 --> 01:09:37.199
<v Speaker 1>can have like four year olds who are reading and

1334
01:09:37.239 --> 01:09:42.000
<v Speaker 1>writing and maybe even doing math and stuff. But then

1335
01:09:42.199 --> 01:09:44.960
<v Speaker 1>once they get to the second or the third or

1336
01:09:44.960 --> 01:09:48.439
<v Speaker 1>the fourth grade, they kind of plateau, they kind of

1337
01:09:48.520 --> 01:09:51.880
<v Speaker 1>fall in with everybody else. And it's it's like even

1338
01:09:51.920 --> 01:09:57.439
<v Speaker 1>accounting for controls, like you know, placement and opportunity and

1339
01:09:57.479 --> 01:10:00.119
<v Speaker 1>in all this stuff. Right, it's like the kid just

1340
01:10:00.319 --> 01:10:03.960
<v Speaker 1>reached a certain level of aptitude quicker. And I think

1341
01:10:04.000 --> 01:10:07.399
<v Speaker 1>that's true of like your emotions and all these other

1342
01:10:07.439 --> 01:10:10.279
<v Speaker 1>things of development. So it's like it would make sense

1343
01:10:10.319 --> 01:10:14.960
<v Speaker 1>that if you hit a certain place quicker, then you

1344
01:10:15.000 --> 01:10:18.319
<v Speaker 1>were intended right like it would linger and it would

1345
01:10:18.359 --> 01:10:21.399
<v Speaker 1>you know, cause like some sort of hang up because

1346
01:10:21.439 --> 01:10:25.319
<v Speaker 1>you weren't at that level of development, but you were

1347
01:10:25.439 --> 01:10:28.359
<v Speaker 1>then introduced to the concepts or whatever.

1348
01:10:28.880 --> 01:10:31.439
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but now I can't comb unless someone puts a

1349
01:10:31.520 --> 01:10:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Q tip in their ass. So what is that about? Well,

1350
01:10:35.640 --> 01:10:37.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, I try to think I can't come unless

1351
01:10:37.800 --> 01:10:39.960
<v Speaker 2>I see sixteen year old tits.

1352
01:10:40.319 --> 01:10:45.000
<v Speaker 1>Well okay, well yeah, lets say that for the Patreon.

1353
01:10:45.119 --> 01:10:49.439
<v Speaker 1>But I try to like pin down some of my

1354
01:10:49.720 --> 01:10:54.560
<v Speaker 1>like I guess just like my fetitious dick thoughts and

1355
01:10:54.560 --> 01:10:58.239
<v Speaker 1>stuff were like, but I can't really pin it to

1356
01:10:58.439 --> 01:11:02.760
<v Speaker 1>any moment or any I just have like I am

1357
01:11:02.840 --> 01:11:05.520
<v Speaker 1>like attracted to concepts and things. So I don't know

1358
01:11:07.159 --> 01:11:11.279
<v Speaker 1>how we would relate in that regard, but I do.

1359
01:11:11.399 --> 01:11:16.800
<v Speaker 1>I do get the sense that lacking like a concrete

1360
01:11:16.840 --> 01:11:19.199
<v Speaker 1>example like shoving a Q tip in an ass and

1361
01:11:19.640 --> 01:11:23.239
<v Speaker 1>so you can come. I do feel like I just

1362
01:11:23.439 --> 01:11:27.520
<v Speaker 1>enjoy everything about like sex and eroticism and all that

1363
01:11:27.560 --> 01:11:35.159
<v Speaker 1>stuff way more when there's like a scenario or you know,

1364
01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:37.359
<v Speaker 1>like if I'm role playing with my wife or something,

1365
01:11:37.840 --> 01:11:41.239
<v Speaker 1>or it's pornography or something I'm there's like certain scenarios

1366
01:11:41.239 --> 01:11:45.760
<v Speaker 1>that have stuck with me from my young like from

1367
01:11:45.800 --> 01:11:48.920
<v Speaker 1>my adolescence till now, and I don't know where it

1368
01:11:48.960 --> 01:11:50.920
<v Speaker 1>comes from. I still like I don't, but it's like

1369
01:11:50.960 --> 01:11:56.600
<v Speaker 1>there's something about like these ideas, right, like I don't know,

1370
01:11:56.720 --> 01:11:59.600
<v Speaker 1>just use a piss fetish for example, just an easy example.

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01:11:59.760 --> 01:12:05.000
<v Speaker 1>There's just something about certain concepts, ideas fetishes where it's

1372
01:12:05.039 --> 01:12:07.880
<v Speaker 1>like I can I can concretely say like, oh yeah,

1373
01:12:07.880 --> 01:12:11.159
<v Speaker 1>that's been like a part of my thinking for almost

1374
01:12:11.159 --> 01:12:12.920
<v Speaker 1>as long as I can remember, But I have no

1375
01:12:13.119 --> 01:12:17.159
<v Speaker 1>clue where it comes from. But when you just said

1376
01:12:17.359 --> 01:12:19.600
<v Speaker 1>the thing about that's why I want to do interviews

1377
01:12:19.720 --> 01:12:25.960
<v Speaker 1>because of how awkward these things these topics were and everything,

1378
01:12:26.000 --> 01:12:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, well, that kind of that kind

1379
01:12:27.920 --> 01:12:30.119
<v Speaker 1>of turned a little light bulb on for me. That

1380
01:12:30.199 --> 01:12:32.159
<v Speaker 1>kind of made it all make sense, Like that's why

1381
01:12:32.159 --> 01:12:34.600
<v Speaker 1>I do these porn star interviews. It's like, oh, yeah,

1382
01:12:34.640 --> 01:12:36.720
<v Speaker 1>that is why you do them. Huh.

1383
01:12:36.760 --> 01:12:40.720
<v Speaker 2>Probably you know I always I like, you know me,

1384
01:12:40.920 --> 01:12:44.000
<v Speaker 2>I like talking to people who know their shit about

1385
01:12:44.039 --> 01:12:44.680
<v Speaker 2>any industry.

1386
01:12:44.680 --> 01:12:45.640
<v Speaker 1>I've said it about a dick.

1387
01:12:46.159 --> 01:12:49.279
<v Speaker 2>Like if you said, like, oh, the top ten best

1388
01:12:49.439 --> 01:12:52.159
<v Speaker 2>NASCAR drivers want to be interviewed by you, I'd sit

1389
01:12:52.199 --> 01:12:55.239
<v Speaker 2>down and do the research and give them a legitimate interview.

1390
01:12:55.520 --> 01:12:56.800
<v Speaker 2>I'd fold in my own.

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01:12:56.600 --> 01:13:00.880
<v Speaker 8>Stuff while you go drive so fast? See huh, Jeff,

1392
01:13:01.600 --> 01:13:04.920
<v Speaker 8>And that's so funny. Jen's dad rest in peace, big

1393
01:13:04.960 --> 01:13:10.760
<v Speaker 8>man whatever man. Jen always talks about how her dad

1394
01:13:10.920 --> 01:13:14.399
<v Speaker 8>was a huge Dale Earnhardt fan, and he used to

1395
01:13:14.439 --> 01:13:17.880
<v Speaker 8>call Jeff Gordon just a sissy faggot every chance he got.

1396
01:13:18.000 --> 01:13:19.920
<v Speaker 8>Look the sissy fag at Jeff Gordon.

1397
01:13:20.000 --> 01:13:20.800
<v Speaker 2>He's no Dale.

1398
01:13:21.680 --> 01:13:25.560
<v Speaker 1>That's better than what my my wife's step grandfather would

1399
01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:26.600
<v Speaker 1>call WHOOPI Goldberg.

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01:13:29.640 --> 01:13:33.520
<v Speaker 2>All right, we're gonna wrap this one up. Do you

1401
01:13:33.840 --> 01:13:37.479
<v Speaker 2>have anything you would like to say?

1402
01:13:38.039 --> 01:13:38.359
<v Speaker 6>Well?

1403
01:13:38.920 --> 01:13:40.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, before we wrap it up, I mean, oh you

1404
01:13:40.960 --> 01:13:44.239
<v Speaker 1>got something else? Are you gonna be okay. Oh yeah,

1405
01:13:44.239 --> 01:13:46.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm better than okay after that tits thing.

1406
01:13:47.399 --> 01:13:49.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I'm great. I've been living my life with

1407
01:13:49.640 --> 01:13:50.199
<v Speaker 2>it so far.

1408
01:13:52.640 --> 01:13:56.079
<v Speaker 1>That's all. I just wanted it to hang there for

1409
01:13:56.119 --> 01:13:59.960
<v Speaker 1>a second. I just wanted everyone to let that sink,

1410
01:14:00.079 --> 01:14:03.279
<v Speaker 1>and yeah I did. I thought about it, like I

1411
01:14:03.640 --> 01:14:05.760
<v Speaker 1>thought to myself, Matt's probably gonna do this whole big

1412
01:14:05.800 --> 01:14:08.439
<v Speaker 1>fucking speech, and he's got a power point and he's

1413
01:14:08.439 --> 01:14:13.439
<v Speaker 1>gonna play that Vitamin C song graduation. I should probably

1414
01:14:13.640 --> 01:14:16.119
<v Speaker 1>write a best man speech. But then, in true best

1415
01:14:16.159 --> 01:14:18.920
<v Speaker 1>man fashion, I crumpled it up and threw it away

1416
01:14:19.279 --> 01:14:22.800
<v Speaker 1>right before we started, cause you know, I'm I'm an

1417
01:14:22.800 --> 01:14:26.520
<v Speaker 1>in the moment kind of guy for but yeah, for

1418
01:14:26.640 --> 01:14:28.279
<v Speaker 1>as far as what I'm going to say for the

1419
01:14:28.800 --> 01:14:33.680
<v Speaker 1>last episode, this has been like super fun. I got

1420
01:14:33.760 --> 01:14:36.359
<v Speaker 1>so much out of it, and I feel like I'm

1421
01:14:36.439 --> 01:14:39.960
<v Speaker 1>taking a lot with me on whatever I do next.

1422
01:14:41.640 --> 01:14:43.640
<v Speaker 1>I feel like I'm I might actually be at a

1423
01:14:43.640 --> 01:14:46.600
<v Speaker 1>point where I'm ready to start like writing a book

1424
01:14:46.880 --> 01:14:50.119
<v Speaker 1>or writing short stories or something like putting a pen

1425
01:14:50.199 --> 01:14:53.560
<v Speaker 1>on a paper, and I'm going to use my time

1426
01:14:53.840 --> 01:14:57.720
<v Speaker 1>constructively and creatively. And I don't think I would be

1427
01:14:58.279 --> 01:15:01.359
<v Speaker 1>if I had not started the podcast, Like, I don't

1428
01:15:02.439 --> 01:15:04.960
<v Speaker 1>know that what the impetus would have been for me

1429
01:15:05.680 --> 01:15:10.159
<v Speaker 1>to want to pursue creation in my spare time were

1430
01:15:10.239 --> 01:15:14.079
<v Speaker 1>it not for doing the podcast, Because before the podcast,

1431
01:15:14.119 --> 01:15:17.039
<v Speaker 1>I was playing drums, that was a hobby, I was reading,

1432
01:15:17.720 --> 01:15:22.600
<v Speaker 1>but I didn't really create anything. And now I'm creating

1433
01:15:22.640 --> 01:15:25.680
<v Speaker 1>this with you, and I'm creating content with my wife,

1434
01:15:26.119 --> 01:15:28.119
<v Speaker 1>and I feel like, when I'm not doing this anymore,

1435
01:15:28.159 --> 01:15:31.640
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to want to create other things for me.

1436
01:15:32.319 --> 01:15:35.560
<v Speaker 1>And I think I am ready to start doing something,

1437
01:15:35.680 --> 01:15:37.720
<v Speaker 1>at least just for me. It's definitely not going to

1438
01:15:37.760 --> 01:15:41.039
<v Speaker 1>be the Internet and talking into a microphone, but I

1439
01:15:41.039 --> 01:15:44.079
<v Speaker 1>think I'm ready to just start like writing words on

1440
01:15:44.119 --> 01:15:48.039
<v Speaker 1>paper and see where it takes me. And I just

1441
01:15:48.079 --> 01:15:50.880
<v Speaker 1>feel like that would have been a pipe dream of

1442
01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:52.720
<v Speaker 1>mine had I not done.

1443
01:15:52.600 --> 01:15:55.520
<v Speaker 2>This kind of feel the same way. I kind of

1444
01:15:55.520 --> 01:15:58.640
<v Speaker 2>feel like for a long time I had big, grand

1445
01:15:58.920 --> 01:16:04.600
<v Speaker 2>ideas for different creative things and different projects, and what

1446
01:16:04.680 --> 01:16:09.800
<v Speaker 2>this show has shown me is any of that stuff

1447
01:16:09.840 --> 01:16:14.119
<v Speaker 2>is achievable. You know, there's a when you talk about success,

1448
01:16:14.720 --> 01:16:18.600
<v Speaker 2>there's luck that goes into that, there's marketing, there's this,

1449
01:16:18.720 --> 01:16:21.119
<v Speaker 2>and that I'm not talking about success I'm talking about

1450
01:16:21.199 --> 01:16:24.680
<v Speaker 2>just creating something and being happy with what you created.

1451
01:16:25.720 --> 01:16:29.119
<v Speaker 2>That is possible, and it is part of a larger

1452
01:16:29.159 --> 01:16:31.680
<v Speaker 2>point I'd like to make when you're done.

1453
01:16:33.039 --> 01:16:36.199
<v Speaker 1>Oh I made Okay, Well, just piggybacking off of that.

1454
01:16:36.359 --> 01:16:38.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, you've seen those Buddhist monks where they create

1455
01:16:39.479 --> 01:16:42.600
<v Speaker 1>a beautiful thing of sand, like a picture out of sand,

1456
01:16:42.600 --> 01:16:46.600
<v Speaker 1>and then they destroy it a moment later. And I

1457
01:16:46.600 --> 01:16:49.960
<v Speaker 1>think I remember you saying like you thought that was like,

1458
01:16:50.680 --> 01:16:53.680
<v Speaker 1>I don't remember you thought it was somehow like arrogant.

1459
01:16:53.680 --> 01:16:55.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't I don't remember it what it was, but

1460
01:16:55.960 --> 01:16:58.840
<v Speaker 1>I kind of elucidated for you. It's like, the point

1461
01:16:59.000 --> 01:17:02.279
<v Speaker 1>is to an enjoy the act. You know, it's not

1462
01:17:02.319 --> 01:17:06.079
<v Speaker 1>about having something and just having it forever to have it.

1463
01:17:06.079 --> 01:17:09.800
<v Speaker 1>It's about creating something and you get the joy from

1464
01:17:09.840 --> 01:17:13.960
<v Speaker 1>the creation. And yeah, I like I tried to embody

1465
01:17:14.039 --> 01:17:17.079
<v Speaker 1>that with this, and I feel like you did too.

1466
01:17:17.359 --> 01:17:19.720
<v Speaker 2>So when we started this show, I didn't know if

1467
01:17:19.720 --> 01:17:22.159
<v Speaker 2>it would go past five episodes, but it was fun

1468
01:17:22.600 --> 01:17:25.359
<v Speaker 2>and this was my passion. And what I didn't realize

1469
01:17:25.399 --> 01:17:27.359
<v Speaker 2>is that this show would be so therapeutic for me.

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<v Speaker 2>Getting on Zoom talking to my friend Shane brought me

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<v Speaker 2>a comfort during the darkest points of my life. If

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<v Speaker 2>you have a passion, here's what I'm saying to you,

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<v Speaker 2>go after it. It might cost you money, it might

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<v Speaker 2>cost you some time, but what you're buying is the

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<v Speaker 2>ability to, at the end of your life look back

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<v Speaker 2>and say I did something that mattered to me. I

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<v Speaker 2>want to end this with my favorite Chuck Pallino quote.

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<v Speaker 2>We all die. The goal isn't to live forever. The

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<v Speaker 2>goal is to create something that will. And the coolest

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<v Speaker 2>thing in the world is the fact that we got

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<v Speaker 2>to do that. So for your worst friend, I'm Matt,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Shane, and from the bottom of our hearts, thanks

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<v Speaker 2>for listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Something field up.

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<v Speaker 7>My heart.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing someone told me not to cry.

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<v Speaker 7>Now then.

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<v Speaker 3>Older, my heart colder, and I can't see that.

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<v Speaker 7>It's a.

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<v Speaker 10>Children wake up, Oh god, a stack of.

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<v Speaker 3>Bull durn the summer. Eight children don't glue up at

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<v Speaker 3>s Get me up, Oh that twelve.

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<v Speaker 7>W job.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm the little guy till my dog done.

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<v Speaker 7>I got diet.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm done to.

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<v Speaker 7>Joh ship time. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to sell queer enough, but I'm really

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<v Speaker 2>gonna miss you guys. When the show's over.