1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:02,520 Speaker 1: Oh, we used to break things intentionally and. 2 00:00:02,799 --> 00:00:06,440 Speaker 2: In the east. Oh this is this is an ancient press. 3 00:00:06,480 --> 00:00:08,039 Speaker 1: I don't think they ever did that. I think they 4 00:00:08,039 --> 00:00:09,720 were like trying to find. 5 00:00:09,480 --> 00:00:12,679 Speaker 2: Food or something. I'm not talking about how hundreds of 6 00:00:13,279 --> 00:00:17,640 years ago. Like tell a kid in darfour like, hey, 7 00:00:17,679 --> 00:00:18,399 what'd you do today? 8 00:00:18,399 --> 00:00:22,000 Speaker 1: It's like, well, I tried to hunt a snake to 9 00:00:22,079 --> 00:00:24,800 eat something this week, but I might just eat. 10 00:00:24,640 --> 00:00:29,839 Speaker 2: A wicked impression of a kid from Dark You know me, 11 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:34,880 I had to just snake trying to get something to eat. Yeah, 12 00:00:34,920 --> 00:00:38,240 and then he goes in rocket power from Dark for well, 13 00:00:38,520 --> 00:00:39,880 what did you do? 14 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:42,520 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I took a mug and I smashed 15 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:43,200 it with a hammer. 16 00:00:43,439 --> 00:00:45,759 Speaker 2: I'm going to spend the next two hours gluing. Okay, 17 00:00:45,759 --> 00:01:02,119 we have to move on. Hello and welcome to another 18 00:01:02,119 --> 00:01:04,640 brand stack of new episode of Bad TV. I'm Dylan. 19 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:06,599 That is path great to be here. Kaylen is here 20 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:14,239 as well, and Ruby Ruby is joining us from across 21 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:17,000 the country. What is up, Papa, Doug, Girl? 22 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,599 Speaker 3: How are you guys? Hello Dylan, Hello, Pat, Hello, Kaylen. 23 00:01:21,239 --> 00:01:24,359 Speaker 2: I'm doing great. It's Buzzball Friday. It's Buzzball Friday. 24 00:01:25,879 --> 00:01:31,879 Speaker 1: Dylan marks wait for the buzzballs Lime Lime Marita. 25 00:01:31,599 --> 00:01:33,599 Speaker 2: Also known as Chernobyl Green. 26 00:01:34,040 --> 00:01:38,680 Speaker 1: Now he mocks this brand. It is exclusively female owned. 27 00:01:38,719 --> 00:01:40,799 How do I know that? It says it on the ball. 28 00:01:41,000 --> 00:01:43,640 Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck if it's female owned. I'm 29 00:01:43,680 --> 00:01:46,879 an ally, that is what I'm saying. Listen. 30 00:01:47,480 --> 00:01:49,959 Speaker 1: He wouldn't know a female created this product because it God, 31 00:01:50,040 --> 00:01:51,840 it looks like a magnet for trash. 32 00:01:51,959 --> 00:01:58,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, real alcoholics, Hay, perfect way of describing it. 33 00:01:58,239 --> 00:02:02,239 Perfect one the way flies flocked to shit. You flocked 34 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:03,200 to buzzballs. 35 00:02:04,280 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 1: By the way, if you're a listener, h we're happy 36 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:09,159 to take you on as an advertiser if you'd like to. 37 00:02:10,840 --> 00:02:14,360 Speaker 2: What do you mean, oh, oh, buzzballs? Yeah? I thought 38 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:20,319 you meant broadly any listener, Sorry, definitely not Yeah, why 39 00:02:20,319 --> 00:02:22,479 would you you? Yeah? Why would you? 40 00:02:22,639 --> 00:02:24,439 Speaker 1: I'll sell anything for money, that's on me. 41 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:29,000 Speaker 2: I got a Starbucks delivered to an office today. It 42 00:02:29,039 --> 00:02:33,400 was delivered by a robot. This robot is in I'm 43 00:02:33,400 --> 00:02:35,919 in an office in Hollywood and there are tons of 44 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,560 these little robots. What was its name? Her name? 45 00:02:39,319 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 1: They're usually pretty cute names. 46 00:02:40,639 --> 00:02:41,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a cute name. 47 00:02:42,039 --> 00:02:45,120 Speaker 1: I can't remember, like call it like tic Tac or something. 48 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,520 You don't want to take a baseball bat. Like most people, 49 00:02:48,800 --> 00:02:51,680 all the degenerates in Hollywood walking around, they like to 50 00:02:51,759 --> 00:02:54,319 beat and break stuff. But you can't beat something that's 51 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:55,319 named tic tac. 52 00:02:57,159 --> 00:02:59,159 Speaker 2: If I think its name is like Amber or something 53 00:02:59,199 --> 00:02:59,560 like that. 54 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:06,719 Speaker 3: But you know what, yeah what, No homeless people take 55 00:03:06,800 --> 00:03:07,319 none ever. 56 00:03:07,960 --> 00:03:11,240 Speaker 2: You need a code to unlock Amber. Don't put it 57 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:12,240 past them for trying. 58 00:03:13,120 --> 00:03:16,159 Speaker 3: Oh like, just take Amber, don't take the food. Take 59 00:03:16,199 --> 00:03:16,719 it well. 60 00:03:16,759 --> 00:03:19,520 Speaker 2: Amber's a hefty bitch. She weighs a lot, but she 61 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,159 looks like R two D two. Yeah. And I got 62 00:03:22,199 --> 00:03:24,000 to say, when you're driving around Los Angeles and you 63 00:03:24,039 --> 00:03:30,240 see these things, it scares me that these fucks have 64 00:03:31,159 --> 00:03:34,400 anthropomorphized them and made them cute. I mean, they're essentially 65 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,159 Pixar characters and they are completely helpless. They are bing 66 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:41,319 bonging into things. They get really scared when runners come 67 00:03:41,360 --> 00:03:43,360 past them. It's like I want to protect it. 68 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:46,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, but I've seen one fall down and that a 69 00:03:46,280 --> 00:03:49,439 bunch of people, vagrants, helped it up. 70 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:52,159 Speaker 2: That is crazy. We can't help them. But the best 71 00:03:52,159 --> 00:03:55,520 thing about them you don't have to tip like that. 72 00:03:55,639 --> 00:03:57,759 I don't need to tip a row. But they don't 73 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,599 have feelings. Okay, so you know who does have feelings? 74 00:04:02,080 --> 00:04:04,199 The Real Housewives of Orange County? 75 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:05,159 Speaker 1: Which one. 76 00:04:06,439 --> 00:04:08,719 Speaker 2: All of them? Can I say? Join us? Patreon dot 77 00:04:08,719 --> 00:04:10,879 com slash of the podcast network for Salt Lake City. 78 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:14,280 I hate Uh what was I going to say? 79 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:15,800 Speaker 1: You hate gout balls? 80 00:04:16,959 --> 00:04:19,720 Speaker 2: Well, goutballs, but but you can listen to gout balls 81 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:25,160 and us talk about goutballs and Patreon. But oh, I 82 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:27,560 was gonna get my tits? Can I get I've been 83 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:30,560 talking a bunch. You sure you want to give your tits? RBS? 84 00:04:30,560 --> 00:04:31,519 Can I get my tits? 85 00:04:32,079 --> 00:04:33,560 Speaker 3: Give your tits? 86 00:04:34,639 --> 00:04:39,319 Speaker 2: I mean, come on with this, what do we have it? 87 00:04:39,600 --> 00:04:42,240 We're seeing a fucking kid have a fucking stroke on 88 00:04:42,319 --> 00:04:44,680 TV and then Tamers quitting the show for the fifth time, 89 00:04:44,839 --> 00:04:48,839 eightieth time. I mean, miss me with the fucking bullshit. 90 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:52,199 I'm gonna give this episode one tit. I really did 91 00:04:52,199 --> 00:04:55,000 not like this episode. One tit. Yeah. Wow, that's a 92 00:04:55,000 --> 00:04:58,879 low tit score. That's yeah, it's tremendous. 93 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:04,800 Speaker 3: M I'll go ruby, Okay, I will at least give 94 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,600 it a I'm not going to give it one. I 95 00:05:06,639 --> 00:05:10,800 will give it a pair. I agree. I didn't you know? 96 00:05:10,839 --> 00:05:16,759 There was less talk about Kid today, but I still 97 00:05:16,800 --> 00:05:19,560 see way too much Kid. And if we're going to 98 00:05:19,639 --> 00:05:22,800 do Kid, where is Daria? You know, probably vagranting now 99 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:27,480 because she went to Hollywood, to that expensive school. But although, okay, 100 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:30,199 I will say this was this was like a quiet 101 00:05:30,480 --> 00:05:33,079 brilliance from camera where Balie when she quit, when she 102 00:05:33,120 --> 00:05:36,560 says you will never see my face again and runs 103 00:05:36,639 --> 00:05:40,040 off in the blue dress. This when she's quick wattle 104 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:44,000 right because the ground is wet. She You know, it 105 00:05:44,040 --> 00:05:48,600 was a good it was smart this one have a 106 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,639 good season. I'm oh god, it was just it would 107 00:05:54,839 --> 00:05:59,879 no parachute all right? One set of not good meat 108 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:00,720 yore tits. 109 00:06:00,839 --> 00:06:03,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, we have to people have those. 110 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:07,040 Speaker 2: Most of us have mediocre tits. Me I have mediocre tits. 111 00:06:07,079 --> 00:06:07,839 I have great ones. 112 00:06:08,439 --> 00:06:11,319 Speaker 3: You know, Todd has mediocre tits. Todd, I give it 113 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:12,399 Todd's tits. 114 00:06:12,480 --> 00:06:13,759 Speaker 2: Todd has gout tits. 115 00:06:14,920 --> 00:06:19,120 Speaker 1: Okay, this episode, no Kate Katie for the third episode. 116 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:20,399 Speaker 2: That sounds like a robot name. 117 00:06:20,560 --> 00:06:25,319 Speaker 1: I guess we'll see Katie, uh for a second when 118 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:28,160 she meets with tam Rat next episode to download all 119 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:28,759 her intel. 120 00:06:29,480 --> 00:06:32,199 Speaker 2: You can't trust that Katie character. No, like two of 121 00:06:32,199 --> 00:06:36,519 them is just disgusting, fucking pieces of vermin sitting down 122 00:06:36,680 --> 00:06:37,879 for coffee with each other. 123 00:06:38,279 --> 00:06:40,079 Speaker 1: Now, I want to talk about the person. 124 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:45,000 Speaker 2: Was that too like? Ss language was too intense? Okay? 125 00:06:46,199 --> 00:06:50,519 Speaker 1: I want to talk about the persons that are taking 126 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:53,319 a lot of heat. Uh, And it's not to their 127 00:06:53,360 --> 00:06:55,879 fault at all. And that is the Timmins family from 128 00:06:55,959 --> 00:06:56,839 ninety eight degrees. 129 00:06:57,000 --> 00:06:57,639 Speaker 2: Oh okay. 130 00:06:58,360 --> 00:07:00,800 Speaker 1: He's been married to his wife since ty eleven. They 131 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,879 have two children. And now on this episode, I think 132 00:07:03,879 --> 00:07:06,240 his name, although blurred out, we all know it's Jeff 133 00:07:06,279 --> 00:07:10,279 Timmins from ninety eight degrees is accused of banging tam Rat. 134 00:07:10,319 --> 00:07:12,639 Tam Rat says in the episode, I could have banged 135 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:16,319 him if I wanted to, right, right, right, and uh, I. 136 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:19,160 Speaker 2: Just yeah, it's important to advocate for the Timmins family 137 00:07:20,759 --> 00:07:24,079 and and it's I see the shit out of Bravo. 138 00:07:25,240 --> 00:07:28,480 Speaker 1: You think I would, I'd be like, I'm married. 139 00:07:28,600 --> 00:07:31,120 Speaker 2: I don't think you could win that case. Your public 140 00:07:32,079 --> 00:07:34,560 they bleep, They've done everything to protect your identity. They 141 00:07:34,560 --> 00:07:35,439 can't help the sleuths. 142 00:07:35,519 --> 00:07:37,560 Speaker 1: There's only four of them, though, what do you mean 143 00:07:37,759 --> 00:07:41,120 four ninety eight degrees. Oh yeah, and we already know 144 00:07:41,399 --> 00:07:42,920 Nicholas Sha wouldn't go near there. 145 00:07:43,759 --> 00:07:46,600 Speaker 2: Nope, do we he likes drunks. 146 00:07:47,519 --> 00:07:51,480 Speaker 1: I don't know anyway, I thought it was an okay episode. 147 00:07:51,720 --> 00:07:54,360 Speaker 2: The higher caliber of drunk that he that sikes. 148 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:59,800 Speaker 1: Though this episode wasn't good. I think I miss Katie well. 149 00:07:59,800 --> 00:08:02,240 I think she's a horrible person. She's great TV, especially 150 00:08:02,240 --> 00:08:04,160 when she gets caught in one of her many lies. 151 00:08:04,519 --> 00:08:08,000 Speaker 2: This entire show needs to be fairly gutted. 152 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:11,199 Speaker 1: Tam Rat wants to come back for season twenty, which 153 00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:11,759 is next year. 154 00:08:11,839 --> 00:08:15,160 Speaker 2: I believe Andy's gonna let her too. It's crazy. Wait, 155 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:15,680 I don't think. 156 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,199 Speaker 1: Don't put it past Andy to go. No, I'm not 157 00:08:18,199 --> 00:08:18,759 giving you that. 158 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:20,120 Speaker 2: He already said. 159 00:08:20,160 --> 00:08:21,680 Speaker 1: Jenshaw ain't coming back when. 160 00:08:21,560 --> 00:08:23,399 Speaker 2: She gets out of the Pokey this year. 161 00:08:23,560 --> 00:08:27,279 Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, I'll give it four tits. 162 00:08:27,839 --> 00:08:29,920 Speaker 2: You know, in my mind, it's like, you know, when 163 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:33,759 we've discussed this where baby Baby Gorgeous is a little 164 00:08:34,039 --> 00:08:37,799 you know, alarmed that somebody would compare her to Genshaw. 165 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:42,080 And while Tamar and Genshaw are kind of nowhere near 166 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:47,399 each other in terms of just like criminality, even though 167 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:51,879 I know what Jenshaw, did I think I hate Tamara more? 168 00:08:51,919 --> 00:08:53,320 It's God, It's got great. 169 00:08:53,879 --> 00:08:57,799 Speaker 1: She builds the elderly out of their retirement money, and 170 00:08:57,919 --> 00:08:59,039 tam Rat's just Tamra. 171 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,679 Speaker 2: Tam Rat's just way worse. Though. I will say this 172 00:09:01,799 --> 00:09:02,240 last time. 173 00:09:02,559 --> 00:09:06,720 Speaker 1: One of the more hilarious things is how upset Tamrat 174 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:10,120 is about people openly telling her they can't trust her 175 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:10,759 with information. 176 00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:15,080 Speaker 2: I mean that is, there's nothing there there. Tamra doesn't 177 00:09:15,120 --> 00:09:20,399 do anything of interest. There is nothing entertaining about her. 178 00:09:20,759 --> 00:09:24,919 Nothing piques anyone when they're watching her. She's just a 179 00:09:25,039 --> 00:09:28,720 cloud of convoluted and meaningless fucking bullshit. 180 00:09:29,320 --> 00:09:32,799 Speaker 1: And she's she's a catfish. She keeps everyone on their toes. 181 00:09:33,720 --> 00:09:37,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess, but to what ended? Right? Like Lisa 182 00:09:37,480 --> 00:09:40,960 Barlow keeps people on their toes in an entertaining way. 183 00:09:41,039 --> 00:09:43,679 Mary Cosby keeps people on their toes. She's a wild 184 00:09:43,720 --> 00:09:46,159 call call call. 185 00:09:46,279 --> 00:09:50,120 Speaker 3: That's okay, Here's what I'll say. All of them are 186 00:09:50,320 --> 00:09:54,279 like Okay, Mary Cosby, cult leader. The potential people are 187 00:09:54,360 --> 00:09:58,360 dying and disappearing allegedly horrible, that horrible person, Lisa Barlow. 188 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:01,559 I don't need to go into why horrible, horrible person. 189 00:10:01,639 --> 00:10:05,639 I love you, I would die for you. Awful person. Tamra. 190 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:08,879 For some reason, it's different. I don't know how, I 191 00:10:08,919 --> 00:10:10,879 don't know why. 192 00:10:09,679 --> 00:10:12,759 Speaker 2: It's yeah, and I think it's I think it's the 193 00:10:12,879 --> 00:10:15,399 entertainment factor. I mean, think about what we as a 194 00:10:15,480 --> 00:10:17,799 species will put up with if you entertain us. I mean, 195 00:10:17,799 --> 00:10:18,840 look at Michael Jackson. 196 00:10:19,519 --> 00:10:22,519 Speaker 1: Well you know, you know you won't know fuck those kids. 197 00:10:22,559 --> 00:10:25,960 Speaker 2: Come on, I mean, that's that's way worse. That's way 198 00:10:25,960 --> 00:10:26,799 worse than Tamra. 199 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:29,159 Speaker 3: But he was so good. 200 00:10:29,159 --> 00:10:30,240 Speaker 2: But he's so good. 201 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:33,080 Speaker 1: That's right, you guys. You didn't question me, Jet said 202 00:10:33,159 --> 00:10:35,480 around the world with five year old boars. 203 00:10:38,960 --> 00:10:44,679 Speaker 2: Okay, let's get let's get into the show. We begin 204 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:49,799 at well, well one, you know, guys, I need some 205 00:10:49,879 --> 00:10:53,840 more definition to this, especially the beginning of these shows, 206 00:10:53,879 --> 00:10:59,720 Like what kind of fucking experimental indie group is this production? 207 00:11:00,279 --> 00:11:02,799 Like the first two episodes of Real Housewives of Salt Lake, 208 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:06,559 we just don't have the taglines. And then this is 209 00:11:06,639 --> 00:11:10,000 this weird blend of last week and this week. It's like, 210 00:11:10,039 --> 00:11:11,320 can we start the show please? 211 00:11:11,360 --> 00:11:13,960 Speaker 1: It's like, come on, yeah, I think they're changing format 212 00:11:13,960 --> 00:11:15,600 to kind of draw you in. You think you're like 213 00:11:15,879 --> 00:11:17,879 in the middle of an episode and then you're like, 214 00:11:17,879 --> 00:11:18,480 what the hell is this? 215 00:11:18,559 --> 00:11:20,879 Speaker 2: And before you know it, right watch What Happens Live 216 00:11:20,960 --> 00:11:23,200 is playing on the same playlist, and you're like, oh, 217 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:23,840 I hate this. 218 00:11:24,039 --> 00:11:24,120 Speaker 1: Ye. 219 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:27,879 Speaker 3: So what they're doing to us is what Apple did 220 00:11:27,919 --> 00:11:30,519 when they just put you two in our phones. That's 221 00:11:30,559 --> 00:11:33,519 what they're doing to us here and hear us now 222 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:35,440 stop it propo. 223 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:38,639 Speaker 2: You don't need a different kind of chord. It's fun. 224 00:11:38,759 --> 00:11:40,440 Speaker 1: Let me tell you something. This is when I knew 225 00:11:41,080 --> 00:11:44,320 culture and society was going off a cliff when you young 226 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,559 people got pissed that you two gave you a fucking 227 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:47,480 free record. 228 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:50,519 Speaker 2: Oh well, we're Americans. We don't like being tread on, 229 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:55,120 all right. So the one thing that I want to 230 00:11:55,480 --> 00:11:58,159 I pretty actually upset that I have to say is 231 00:11:58,159 --> 00:12:00,879 that Rugby is a beautiful and cute name for a dog. 232 00:12:00,919 --> 00:12:03,399 I just hate that it belongs I don't want to 233 00:12:03,399 --> 00:12:05,720 say beautiful. It's a cute name for a dog, all right. 234 00:12:05,799 --> 00:12:09,320 So Tamra says she's talking to Eddie or gay husband. 235 00:12:09,799 --> 00:12:12,159 Speaker 1: You're going to skip over Gretchen catching up with Jen 236 00:12:12,240 --> 00:12:14,879 and basically talking about my band. 237 00:12:15,279 --> 00:12:18,159 Speaker 2: I don't know where I am in the show right now, 238 00:12:18,159 --> 00:12:19,799 and it's not my fault. That's there, all right. 239 00:12:19,879 --> 00:12:23,080 Speaker 1: I think this needs addressing. Okay, Tamrat, as awful as 240 00:12:23,120 --> 00:12:26,639 she is, Gretchen is certainly not doing herself any favors 241 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:30,080 with the Bravo audience, with this whole boy band. I 242 00:12:30,120 --> 00:12:32,000 know she pretended to be mad at Slade, but that 243 00:12:32,159 --> 00:12:35,600 was absolutely planned on that FaceTime call saying that they 244 00:12:35,840 --> 00:12:39,519 somehow left the record button on and started banging. That 245 00:12:39,720 --> 00:12:42,320 is so stupid and it's beneath all of us, and 246 00:12:42,399 --> 00:12:45,039 Gretchen that is making me hate you more than Tamrat. 247 00:12:45,039 --> 00:12:46,639 And that's a that's quite a task. 248 00:12:47,639 --> 00:12:50,919 Speaker 2: Yeah, it is Gretchen, Katie. I mean, it's Gretchen, just Katie. 249 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:55,120 Speaker 3: No, she's not that smart. I think she just is 250 00:12:55,279 --> 00:12:59,320 so excited that she's been waiting in the wings, like 251 00:12:59,399 --> 00:13:03,200 she's been an study for thirty four years and finally 252 00:13:03,639 --> 00:13:06,399 this is her shot. I think she's just really trying 253 00:13:06,440 --> 00:13:08,039 to dance her heart out. 254 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,679 Speaker 2: Yeah, she was like, you know, one of the last 255 00:13:10,720 --> 00:13:15,360 like Japanese soldiers in the forest or like the war 256 00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:16,399 has been over. 257 00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,720 Speaker 1: Yeah for her for like thirty years. 258 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:24,240 Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just eating rats for thirty years. All right. 259 00:13:24,279 --> 00:13:27,279 So back to tam Rat's house, she's talking to her 260 00:13:27,279 --> 00:13:32,159 guy as ben Eddie, who is disappointed in Gretchen thinks 261 00:13:32,159 --> 00:13:34,240 she's a disgusting person. But the thing that I would 262 00:13:34,279 --> 00:13:38,960 like to discuss is Shannon and Tamra's relationship being mended 263 00:13:39,440 --> 00:13:43,559 via a correspondence from Stormsbador. So she reached out and 264 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:46,679 she said, you know, I've been thinking about Teddy. This 265 00:13:46,720 --> 00:13:49,799 is a good option for her, I think, And Tamra 266 00:13:50,320 --> 00:13:53,039 looked at that as an olive branch. My question is, 267 00:13:54,159 --> 00:13:57,519 and I don't want to be, you know, not sensitive 268 00:13:57,559 --> 00:14:00,919 to what Teddy's going through. Obviously it's really sad. Is 269 00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:04,480 tamar really that involved in her treatment? Like does she 270 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:07,480 not have family? This is another story that drives me nuts. 271 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:11,600 Why are you tethered to her illness right now? Emotionally 272 00:14:12,039 --> 00:14:15,600 that you basically she's said in hospice, she's a friend 273 00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,440 who's really really. 274 00:14:17,279 --> 00:14:20,919 Speaker 1: Rich, and you're also doing a podcast weekly with each other. Yeah, 275 00:14:20,960 --> 00:14:24,799 And I don't think Tamarrat cares about anybody but herself. 276 00:14:25,360 --> 00:14:28,360 And I think this is driving the audience nuts, the 277 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:31,000 fact that she uses this as a repellent to any 278 00:14:31,080 --> 00:14:33,919 judgment of her, Like I'm going through this now you're not. 279 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:36,799 Speaker 2: And if you think about I understand that Jenshaw went 280 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,799 to a federal prison, but like think about the spiritual 281 00:14:40,840 --> 00:14:43,919 decay and the motivation behind if this is actually true. 282 00:14:44,600 --> 00:14:49,840 Is defrauding the elderly is bad, but spiritually using your 283 00:14:49,919 --> 00:14:54,120 friend's disease as social currency is like kind of close 284 00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:54,519 to that. 285 00:14:54,679 --> 00:14:58,559 Speaker 1: Okay, So so I used to do this bit when 286 00:14:58,559 --> 00:15:01,320 we were recapping The Bachelor. There's always a dinner with 287 00:15:01,360 --> 00:15:04,320 a one on one where the person either gets the 288 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:07,360 rose or they get sent home, and my play was 289 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,799 always when you feel like you're going to get dumped 290 00:15:10,039 --> 00:15:14,039 during dinner, say you just learned that your grandmother died, 291 00:15:14,320 --> 00:15:17,159 and that person will look evil if they don't pick 292 00:15:17,240 --> 00:15:18,960 up that rose and hand it to you, and you'll 293 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:21,799 get to stay another day. Tamrad is doing a version 294 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,399 of that with these people, trying to fight off them, 295 00:15:24,440 --> 00:15:26,039 saying that she's a horrible person, but she is. 296 00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,720 Speaker 2: But yeah, Rubes, go ahead. Because the infrastructure around Teddy, 297 00:15:28,759 --> 00:15:30,799 I would think that she does not need Tamra to 298 00:15:30,879 --> 00:15:32,960 send her cancer treatment stuff. 299 00:15:32,960 --> 00:15:36,519 Speaker 3: Anyways, a doctor referral, I'll say a few things. One 300 00:15:37,960 --> 00:15:39,840 I agree with everything Pat said. I do not think 301 00:15:39,840 --> 00:15:43,039 Tamra is capable of caring about maybe her children if 302 00:15:43,039 --> 00:15:45,440 God forbid, God forbid something ever happened to them. But 303 00:15:45,519 --> 00:15:48,720 I honestly and this is bad. I'm not sure even 304 00:15:48,919 --> 00:15:51,639 I don't know, so I as awful as it is. 305 00:15:51,799 --> 00:15:53,320 When she said at the end of the episode, I'm 306 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,159 going through the topest time in my life. I had 307 00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:57,559 to look up on like reality blurb. I didn't know 308 00:15:57,639 --> 00:16:00,720 if like her something was happening like with her home. 309 00:16:00,799 --> 00:16:04,000 I didn't know even in my brain that she could 310 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:07,559 possibly be referring to Teddy, because that would be like 311 00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:11,480 like if if your kid was applying to elementary school 312 00:16:11,559 --> 00:16:14,600 pat and and didn't get in and then had to 313 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:17,759 go to the other elementary school and I cried about it, 314 00:16:17,799 --> 00:16:20,000 that would be Yeah, that's what that would be. That'd 315 00:16:20,039 --> 00:16:24,799 be a lie and insane. Okay, so Teddy, what I'll say, 316 00:16:24,919 --> 00:16:26,759 her dad is a witch. 317 00:16:27,240 --> 00:16:31,799 Speaker 1: Her dad, John Mellencampus. 318 00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:33,679 Speaker 3: Yeah, he like let her know. I believe like one 319 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:35,600 of the first times he saw her after she was 320 00:16:35,639 --> 00:16:38,919 like officially very very very ill, that the plot for 321 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:43,240 her was all set like he's he's a despicable person. 322 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,360 I believe that Teddy and Tim are actually quite close, 323 00:16:46,679 --> 00:16:49,720 and I do think that she weirdly because I also 324 00:16:49,759 --> 00:16:52,120 think Teddy's like really fucking sick. So I think it's 325 00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:55,720 kind of in like not an experimental phase, but I 326 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:59,120 think they may be in like a if you think 327 00:16:59,159 --> 00:17:02,440 it'll work, let's try. And Shannon is like ant Lynn 328 00:17:03,399 --> 00:17:07,319 Krinsky just connected in the world. So I do think 329 00:17:07,319 --> 00:17:09,119 this was an olive branch and very very nice for her. 330 00:17:09,200 --> 00:17:12,119 Speaker 1: A couple things about John Mellencamp. First off, Teddy Mellencamp 331 00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:13,559 is in a music video. You want to see a 332 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:16,079 cute Teddy Mellencamp at six years old, She's in the 333 00:17:16,200 --> 00:17:19,680 I Saw Mama Kissing Santa Claus music video. Teddy is 334 00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:23,119 so goddamn cute. Really yeah. The second thing is, uh, 335 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:26,720 I don't think John Mellencamp has ever not been seen 336 00:17:26,759 --> 00:17:28,759 with a cigarette in his mouth. And third, if you 337 00:17:28,799 --> 00:17:31,359 want to see a funny video during his live performances, 338 00:17:31,359 --> 00:17:34,960 now he spends about forty five minutes talking about politics 339 00:17:35,039 --> 00:17:36,240 and then he fights with the audience. 340 00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:39,960 Speaker 2: It's pretty Is he like John Voight kind of politics? 341 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:43,640 Oh no, no, no, no, he hates old trumpy he does. Yeah. 342 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,720 Speaker 1: I played a video where someone was like fucking play 343 00:17:47,759 --> 00:17:48,640 I saw man. 344 00:17:50,440 --> 00:17:54,519 Speaker 2: He's like, shut up anyway. 345 00:17:54,759 --> 00:17:56,799 Speaker 1: All right, so we'll continue here. All right, So this 346 00:17:56,839 --> 00:17:58,160 is where Eddie and tamer let's get. 347 00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,440 Speaker 2: To the fortieth second of the show. Oh yeah, and 348 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,359 this is my it's my bads, No, no, no, this 349 00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:03,839 is my I love this. 350 00:18:03,839 --> 00:18:06,920 Speaker 1: This this is my favorite part because she does say 351 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,160 that it was an olive branch with Shannon, butor but 352 00:18:10,279 --> 00:18:13,519 she also adds referring to Gretchen, who both Eddie and 353 00:18:13,599 --> 00:18:16,720 Tamara can't stand. She cannot go fuck a dog. I 354 00:18:16,759 --> 00:18:20,640 believe fuck a duck, Archie. 355 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:20,880 Speaker 2: What's that? 356 00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:26,519 Speaker 1: No, easy, Archie. Gretch is a drunk too. He wants 357 00:18:26,559 --> 00:18:27,400 to live with Gretchen. 358 00:18:27,559 --> 00:18:30,440 Speaker 2: Oh he does. Wow, what's that Archie? 359 00:18:30,680 --> 00:18:33,680 Speaker 1: Oh he he doesn't think Gretchen will put him in 360 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:35,160 the car while she's blackout trying. 361 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:39,839 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good to know. So quick question, did you 362 00:18:40,039 --> 00:18:44,839 think that she said she can fuck a dog? She 363 00:18:44,880 --> 00:18:47,920 didn't say that, or did you stretch that so you 364 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:50,039 could play the Archie sound effect She. 365 00:18:50,039 --> 00:18:51,200 Speaker 1: Said she can go fuck a dog? 366 00:18:52,759 --> 00:18:59,319 Speaker 2: Well, fucking duck is the saying, though, Oh, Archie's shame 367 00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:03,119 on you, it is. Don't don't Largie get the ear 368 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:10,000 wax Let his complete and total buzzball brain chaos gaslight 369 00:19:10,079 --> 00:19:14,960 you into thinking she didn't say what she said. This 370 00:19:15,119 --> 00:19:16,880 is the one who said he wanted to be thrown 371 00:19:16,880 --> 00:19:20,039 into a lions dead and then fight them off when 372 00:19:20,039 --> 00:19:22,799 he had dementia, only to have his head cut off 373 00:19:22,880 --> 00:19:24,680 and frozen and brought back in the year. 374 00:19:25,359 --> 00:19:28,279 Speaker 1: I was able to take the tiger down. 375 00:19:28,799 --> 00:19:30,400 Speaker 2: I was as human being. 376 00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:35,079 Speaker 3: It was lions for that's but you have dementia in 377 00:19:35,119 --> 00:19:37,559 the age that you think it's like you don't even. 378 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:41,599 Speaker 2: Know he has dementia now though I think. 379 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:46,000 Speaker 3: No, no, g GFB, he doesn't. But also not doing 380 00:19:46,039 --> 00:19:48,359 the lions and I have the thing that we didn't 381 00:19:48,359 --> 00:19:52,240 think about it you ball down and shallow as you are, 382 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:55,039 that they would maul the face. We would preserve a 383 00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:55,920 mould version. 384 00:19:56,079 --> 00:19:59,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, all right. 385 00:19:59,480 --> 00:20:00,880 Speaker 1: If you want to know what the hell we're talking about, 386 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,240 this is what you pay five dollars for him. 387 00:20:02,519 --> 00:20:06,039 Speaker 2: And also he would say keep my ankles, they're hot, 388 00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,640 that we would all right, meep on Emily. Nothing happens 389 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:11,880 in this section they talk about her banging Jeff Tims. 390 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:16,880 So we get to Heather sitting down with Shannabadoor and 391 00:20:16,920 --> 00:20:19,160 then we do. Uh well, this is a bit of 392 00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:23,920 a split screen, but I want to talk about this Kitsubushi, 393 00:20:24,759 --> 00:20:27,960 our scar is making us beautiful and whatnot. But Heather's 394 00:20:28,200 --> 00:20:31,079 big dilemma with the group right now is the lack 395 00:20:31,119 --> 00:20:37,279 of support that she feels from them. Well, she's a comedian, Dylan, right, 396 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:38,720 and did you see her two. 397 00:20:38,680 --> 00:20:41,960 Speaker 1: Episode arc on Malibu County Until It would be like 398 00:20:42,119 --> 00:20:48,839 hilarious if I started to become Rastafari and you guys 399 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,400 were like, what's going on? 400 00:20:51,960 --> 00:20:54,039 Speaker 2: And I would be like, you guys aren't supporting me 401 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:56,680 right now? That's the kind of level of delusion. Is 402 00:20:56,720 --> 00:20:58,400 that about analogy? Well? 403 00:20:58,559 --> 00:21:00,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think that was a little bits far. I 404 00:21:00,960 --> 00:21:02,480 do have just a tad what. 405 00:21:02,599 --> 00:21:05,519 Speaker 2: You man, I'm not saying I become a black person. 406 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,279 I'm just saying I like, get the dreads and stuff. 407 00:21:08,359 --> 00:21:11,119 Speaker 1: I have a lot of people think I'm known for 408 00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:16,039 a lot of things, right, a great dad, good hair, 409 00:21:16,799 --> 00:21:19,440 But I don't think they know that really. Where my 410 00:21:19,519 --> 00:21:21,920 heart is is playing the banjo. 411 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:27,119 Speaker 2: Right, Okay, that's better, better say that. Yeah, yeah, but 412 00:21:27,279 --> 00:21:27,920 that's what I'm. 413 00:21:27,799 --> 00:21:29,720 Speaker 1: Mainly knowing is my banjo playing. 414 00:21:29,759 --> 00:21:36,440 Speaker 2: Can you for one fucking second, imagine being in an 415 00:21:36,519 --> 00:21:41,319 improv one oh one class on Santa Monica and all 416 00:21:41,359 --> 00:21:45,559 of a sudden, Heather to Bro walks in, and then 417 00:21:45,640 --> 00:21:50,400 you're just doing the rest of that track with Heather dubro. 418 00:21:52,880 --> 00:21:55,720 These are these are twenty two year old kids that 419 00:21:55,799 --> 00:21:58,200 smoke a lot of pot and don't have any disposable income, 420 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,680 and then Heather de Bro walks in. 421 00:21:59,799 --> 00:22:03,599 Speaker 1: This is a power move. I've heard stories. I forgot 422 00:22:03,599 --> 00:22:06,119 what podcast it was. They took an acting class, like 423 00:22:06,319 --> 00:22:08,559 a one oh one acting class in New York in 424 00:22:08,559 --> 00:22:12,359 like nineteen eighty two, and Carrie Fisher, Princess Leiah is 425 00:22:12,359 --> 00:22:13,079 in the class. 426 00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:15,440 Speaker 2: Really, yes, what was she doing there? 427 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,319 Speaker 1: Rushing up on her acting? Or maybe find to find 428 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:18,960 a dealer? 429 00:22:21,759 --> 00:22:24,119 Speaker 3: Okay, all right, hey. 430 00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:26,000 Speaker 2: Honey, I'm Princess Leah. Do you have any crack? 431 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:32,319 Speaker 1: Okay, she's dead, so yeah, yeah, she's dead. 432 00:22:32,319 --> 00:22:37,279 Speaker 2: Go look up her autopsy. Pat, I mean, he's brought 433 00:22:37,279 --> 00:22:40,200 this up seventy five times. He has a you know 434 00:22:40,240 --> 00:22:43,240 what I think it is. I think that Pat is 435 00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:48,599 betrayed by Carrie Fisher. I think that Star Wars meant 436 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:52,359 so much to him as a child and really molded 437 00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:56,000 his naivete and his wonder. To find out that Carrie 438 00:22:56,039 --> 00:23:00,519 Fisher perished with just every drug in her is a 439 00:23:00,519 --> 00:23:03,279 little earth shattering here. I think that's why you're a 440 00:23:03,319 --> 00:23:08,559 little old to be high on ecstasy, you know, but 441 00:23:08,599 --> 00:23:12,079 that was in our body. It's like ridiculous, you're you took. 442 00:23:11,960 --> 00:23:18,119 Speaker 1: Ecstasy, cocaine, booze, xanax and antidepressants. 443 00:23:18,119 --> 00:23:20,480 Speaker 2: What did you need those for? Yeah, you're having a 444 00:23:20,519 --> 00:23:22,200 good time, all right. Oh. 445 00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,079 Speaker 1: I was gonna say this, this whole mug business here, 446 00:23:25,279 --> 00:23:26,559 this is a new one. 447 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,000 Speaker 2: All right. 448 00:23:27,039 --> 00:23:29,640 Speaker 1: So kaylen, you didn't watch the show, did you know? Okay, 449 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:32,000 So they show up at this nice little boutique shop 450 00:23:32,319 --> 00:23:35,480 and with a nice little uh hostess there, and they 451 00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:38,920 take a coffee mug and they smash it with a hammer, 452 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:42,519 and what they're going to do is glue it back together. 453 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:49,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, POxy k yes. Uh, that's where we are. No, no, no, 454 00:23:49,799 --> 00:23:51,000 that's where we came from. 455 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:53,880 Speaker 1: Oh, we used to break things intentionally and. 456 00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:57,799 Speaker 2: In the east. Oh, this is this is an ancient press. 457 00:23:57,799 --> 00:23:59,359 Speaker 1: I don't think they ever did that. I think they 458 00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,000 were like trying fine. 459 00:24:00,799 --> 00:24:03,960 Speaker 2: Food or something. I'm not talking about how hundreds of 460 00:24:04,599 --> 00:24:09,000 years ago, Like tell a kid in darfour, like, hey, 461 00:24:09,000 --> 00:24:09,759 what'd you do today? 462 00:24:09,839 --> 00:24:13,319 Speaker 1: Is like, well, I tried to hunt a snake to 463 00:24:13,400 --> 00:24:16,160 eat something this week, but I might just eat. 464 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:21,200 Speaker 2: A wicked impression of a kid from Dark You know me, 465 00:24:22,359 --> 00:24:26,240 I had to just snake trying to get something to eat. Yeah, 466 00:24:26,279 --> 00:24:28,799 and then he goes in rocket Power from Dark for 467 00:24:30,559 --> 00:24:31,200 what did you do? 468 00:24:31,319 --> 00:24:33,839 Speaker 1: I'm like, well, I took a mug and I smashed 469 00:24:33,839 --> 00:24:35,759 it with a hammer. I'm going to spend the next 470 00:24:35,759 --> 00:24:36,720 two hours gluing. 471 00:24:36,720 --> 00:24:38,799 Speaker 2: Okay, we have to move on Ruby. 472 00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,960 Speaker 3: Can you imagine though, if you gave a kid from 473 00:24:41,039 --> 00:24:43,599 Darfur mug but you smashed it first, and you were like, 474 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:45,440 I just gave you a gift, like here's your mug, 475 00:24:45,480 --> 00:24:47,000 kid from Darfur and he was like bro. 476 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,000 Speaker 1: Like raight, yeah, yeah, Well you tell him you're going 477 00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:52,240 to learn something from this when you live back together. 478 00:24:52,400 --> 00:24:54,880 Speaker 2: All right, So let's watch a kid have a stroke. 479 00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:58,640 Huh guys? Yeah, how good are we feeling? 480 00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,559 Speaker 1: I feel really good? 481 00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:05,480 Speaker 2: You know why? Why? Because we're on via? 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And I said, yes, 514 00:26:36,920 --> 00:26:38,200 I am. 515 00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:41,839 Speaker 2: Can I tell you the happiest part of my year 516 00:26:41,960 --> 00:26:46,480 comes when the turn from hot to cold arrives. And 517 00:26:46,519 --> 00:26:50,079 that is where we are. We are in the throws 518 00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,680 of the beginning of the throws a fall. And you 519 00:26:52,720 --> 00:26:55,240 know what that means. I think I know your blankets. 520 00:26:55,359 --> 00:26:55,960 Speaker 1: Blankets. 521 00:26:56,200 --> 00:27:00,839 Speaker 2: There is no better blanket on planet Earth. On a 522 00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,839 football Sunday or a cinema morning, or late at night 523 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:07,480 after a long day of work watching reality TV. 524 00:27:07,720 --> 00:27:13,119 Speaker 1: Then Lola, my daughter's pink blanket is on her bed. 525 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:15,920 It has not left her bed. It's like a comfortable friend. 526 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:16,759 Speaker 2: And that's what it is. 527 00:27:16,799 --> 00:27:18,039 Speaker 1: That's what a blanket can be. 528 00:27:18,240 --> 00:27:22,519 Speaker 2: There is we We're not joking. Everyone who has seen, 529 00:27:23,039 --> 00:27:27,039 felt experienced this blanket in our lives is like, WHOA, 530 00:27:27,160 --> 00:27:29,279 can you give me one of those? They're really really 531 00:27:29,279 --> 00:27:33,880 that incredible Lola. Is that incredible because listen to this. 532 00:27:33,920 --> 00:27:36,880 They have over ten thousand to five star reviews. 533 00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,079 Speaker 1: I don't think any business has that for. 534 00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:41,880 Speaker 2: A single one. And once you feel it, you'll know why. 535 00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:44,319 There's a reason it's called the world's number one blanket. 536 00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,880 The thing it's really next level. It's next level. It's 537 00:27:46,880 --> 00:27:49,759 next level. Lola is the world's number one blanket crafted 538 00:27:49,799 --> 00:27:54,480 with ultrasoft luxury vegan faux fur. That's another beautiful thing 539 00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:56,599 about it. We didn't just mow down a bunch of 540 00:27:56,680 --> 00:27:59,759 freaking minx or trees. 541 00:28:00,319 --> 00:28:02,119 Speaker 1: I think they make blankets out of trees now, but 542 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:06,279 not Lola. You know, dyl they might oh well. 543 00:28:09,839 --> 00:28:13,039 Speaker 2: It's machine washable too, Like you know, you get these 544 00:28:13,039 --> 00:28:15,400 fancy blankets and it's like, oh well you have to 545 00:28:15,559 --> 00:28:18,640 when the sun is nigh high in the sky. You 546 00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:20,519 have to put it through a delicate cycle and then 547 00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:24,200 hang it outside on a eucalyptus tree. 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You gotta 566 00:29:27,720 --> 00:29:29,200 get through boot camp first. 567 00:29:29,319 --> 00:29:31,079 Speaker 1: Think I did not ful the carriage in front of 568 00:29:31,119 --> 00:29:32,200 the horse, thank. 569 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,960 Speaker 2: You, because I think, again, I don't know how military works. 570 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,960 I think they'll figure out where to put him. 571 00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,359 Speaker 1: No, you're gonna sit behind a desk, especially after we 572 00:29:40,359 --> 00:29:44,039 saw that footage of you fainting a tattoo. But by 573 00:29:44,039 --> 00:29:47,839 the way, RecA, I hope he's not up against a needle. 574 00:29:48,799 --> 00:29:51,920 Speaker 2: You know, such a good point, what happens if you 575 00:29:52,039 --> 00:29:57,559 get shot in the arm, just the arm. This is insensitive. 576 00:29:57,680 --> 00:30:00,480 A ruby is horrified. Okay, but I want to bring 577 00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:03,519 it back to the heart that we so often put 578 00:30:03,559 --> 00:30:07,799 on display when we're doing this podcast, to have a 579 00:30:07,920 --> 00:30:11,559 mother be worried that her baby is going to come 580 00:30:11,599 --> 00:30:16,880 back from an experience quote unquote different. That's, you know, 581 00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:22,000 a euphemism for traumatized shell shock PTSD. Your dad came 582 00:30:22,039 --> 00:30:22,640 back fine? 583 00:30:23,559 --> 00:30:31,559 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, completely, Actually he's completely fine. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, 584 00:30:32,279 --> 00:30:34,000 even now in his seventies. 585 00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:36,079 Speaker 2: What do you have seven guns around your bed when 586 00:30:36,079 --> 00:30:39,119 you're sleeping? What do you mean? What kind of fucking question? 587 00:30:39,279 --> 00:30:39,640 Is that. 588 00:30:42,920 --> 00:30:44,920 Speaker 3: We couldn't wake him up when we were young because 589 00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,799 he would choke us? 590 00:30:46,240 --> 00:30:48,279 Speaker 2: Right, yeah, no, we could. We could. We woke him 591 00:30:48,319 --> 00:30:51,799 up all the time. So anyways, listen, it's it's really 592 00:30:51,839 --> 00:30:54,079 really heartbreaking to see her go through this. With that 593 00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,319 being said, it is a marvel that the other kids 594 00:30:57,319 --> 00:31:01,119 turned out as well as they did. Because I'm not 595 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,640 saying that gen is how do we do this? Does 596 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:07,920 this need to be said? No? I don't think so. 597 00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:08,839 I don't think I need. 598 00:31:08,759 --> 00:31:11,880 Speaker 1: To say, Well, we can speak of her husband per gen, 599 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:14,759 which is he was essentially telling the kids that Ryan's 600 00:31:14,759 --> 00:31:15,519 a douchebag. 601 00:31:15,759 --> 00:31:18,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, did Jen cheat on her husband with Ryan? Yes, 602 00:31:18,720 --> 00:31:21,759 okay I would, I might not do the same thing. 603 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,200 Speaker 1: But he ruined their family. 604 00:31:23,279 --> 00:31:25,519 Speaker 2: The father is an asshole too, but go ahead. 605 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:26,440 Speaker 3: No. 606 00:31:26,440 --> 00:31:26,599 Speaker 1: No. 607 00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:29,519 Speaker 3: But so here's the thing is he actually didn't she did. 608 00:31:29,640 --> 00:31:34,160 And I think it's really any parent doing anything, especially 609 00:31:34,200 --> 00:31:37,119 if your kids are like of ages that aren't babies, 610 00:31:38,279 --> 00:31:41,559 to say that about their their the fact that, I mean, 611 00:31:41,759 --> 00:31:43,599 I don't believe that this is actually true, but in 612 00:31:43,640 --> 00:31:45,559 a world where Ryan is like a good guy, that 613 00:31:45,599 --> 00:31:47,599 he was like, listen, I don't care. I'll prove to 614 00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:49,720 your kids that I'm a good guy. And he has 615 00:31:49,799 --> 00:31:52,039 done that to the point that now they're like whatever, 616 00:31:52,039 --> 00:31:53,680 He's fucking fine. I don't give a shit about him. 617 00:31:54,119 --> 00:31:54,400 Speaker 2: Wow. 618 00:31:55,079 --> 00:31:57,720 Speaker 3: I mean, okay, Ryan, you're going to jail soon. But wow. 619 00:31:57,960 --> 00:31:59,960 Speaker 1: Well, I mean you could read between the lines when 620 00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:04,039 Jen does ask her children what do you call Ryan? 621 00:32:04,440 --> 00:32:08,720 And they said, and I call we call him the 622 00:32:08,799 --> 00:32:12,119 guy you're engaged to, and on occasion, the money mule. 623 00:32:12,680 --> 00:32:14,240 The money mule, Yeah, yeah. 624 00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:17,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, we call him that little guy with the cyberdruck. 625 00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:21,200 Then siphons, chips up his ass and drives home from 626 00:32:21,279 --> 00:32:23,759 Las Vegas. It's a long title. 627 00:32:24,240 --> 00:32:28,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, we're but I've never seen smelling salts very effective. 628 00:32:28,359 --> 00:32:29,599 I never knew that's how that. 629 00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:31,240 Speaker 2: Was that a smelling salt or was it just a 630 00:32:31,359 --> 00:32:32,640 rag soaked in alcohol? 631 00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:33,920 Speaker 3: Oh? 632 00:32:34,039 --> 00:32:35,759 Speaker 2: I thought it was a little packet of sas. So 633 00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:41,480 crazy because okay, so smelling salts are are all the 634 00:32:41,559 --> 00:32:46,359 rage now, you know, so, yeah, it was so weird, 635 00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,319 Like when you when you watch football, there was this 636 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,039 story that came out that they were going to ban 637 00:32:50,279 --> 00:32:53,119 smelling salts in the NFL, and then the players were like, no, 638 00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:56,519 you're not, And we had never seen smelling salts. And 639 00:32:56,559 --> 00:32:59,880 now every time you're watching football there's this slow motion 640 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,920 cut too of people doing smelling salts all the time. 641 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,759 Wait wait, yeah, it's nuts. 642 00:33:08,640 --> 00:33:11,119 Speaker 3: Okay, hold, I thought that smelling salts was what like 643 00:33:11,119 --> 00:33:14,759 like airplane pilots take when they're like fighter jets to 644 00:33:14,759 --> 00:33:15,519 stay awake. 645 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,839 Speaker 2: You do, it's the same thing. Yeah, fighters take it 646 00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:19,880 when they get knocked out. You can take it just 647 00:33:19,880 --> 00:33:21,680 to hype yourself up on a Friday night. 648 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:25,160 Speaker 3: Oh, to get those Why are football players doing it 649 00:33:25,200 --> 00:33:25,599 in a game? 650 00:33:25,759 --> 00:33:28,920 Speaker 2: Just to get fucking hiphee. But the the so, so 651 00:33:29,119 --> 00:33:34,000 Dawson sits down for uh a tattoo and it's gonna 652 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:36,160 say seven seven seven on his chest. 653 00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:41,440 Speaker 1: I'm glad he went on the small side. I've seen 654 00:33:41,480 --> 00:33:44,640 some people take up their entire chests with dumb stuff. 655 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:53,799 Speaker 2: For sure. Yeah and yeah, so he faints, but faints 656 00:33:53,839 --> 00:33:56,799 in like a really scary kind of way. And I 657 00:33:56,799 --> 00:33:59,319 think that fainting is always scary. But there's like kind 658 00:33:59,319 --> 00:34:02,319 of the saw faint right where if you're like, you 659 00:34:02,359 --> 00:34:04,359 don't want to be standing when that happens. But it's 660 00:34:04,440 --> 00:34:06,440 it's very much like an I feel like I'm seeing 661 00:34:06,440 --> 00:34:08,719 Audrey Hepburn kind of land in a sack of flower. 662 00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:11,920 And then there's the is he having a seizure or 663 00:34:12,159 --> 00:34:15,519 fainting kind of fainting and that was this and it 664 00:34:15,599 --> 00:34:20,320 was like, that's scary. We put that on TV. I 665 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:22,960 guess we can all watch this. But whatever, it could 666 00:34:23,000 --> 00:34:23,280 be worse. 667 00:34:23,679 --> 00:34:25,199 Speaker 3: Robert Junior is doing drugs. 668 00:34:26,239 --> 00:34:28,880 Speaker 2: So but what I was going to say, like pizza, 669 00:34:29,039 --> 00:34:32,800 I feel like an unseized piece of chicken. Did he 670 00:34:33,559 --> 00:34:37,440 did he say that? Or was that super racist? I 671 00:34:37,480 --> 00:34:39,719 feel like he said that, but I'm not. 672 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,679 Speaker 3: Sure life like I think he said, like life feels 673 00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,280 that way, I don't, okay, referred to himself. 674 00:34:45,320 --> 00:34:45,840 Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're not. 675 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:50,679 Speaker 3: You're not wrong completely. But but this was so what 676 00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,199 we saw was that who won't be good in recon 677 00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:57,119 is Jen because the moment that it starts to go awry, 678 00:34:57,519 --> 00:35:01,000 she just it's and I would be worse than this. 679 00:35:01,519 --> 00:35:03,440 It was one of the funny because we know that 680 00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:07,239 he is okay. That was unbelievably hilarious to watch. 681 00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:10,639 Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god, he's okay and very scary. Why do 682 00:35:10,679 --> 00:35:15,280 we do that? So let's move on to Emily's house. 683 00:35:16,440 --> 00:35:18,000 Speaker 1: More Luke eating. 684 00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:22,840 Speaker 2: I love Luke because one of my favorite foods is 685 00:35:22,880 --> 00:35:26,440 the microwavable white rice from Trader Joe's. It is amazing, 686 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,480 such a fucking game changer. 687 00:35:29,559 --> 00:35:31,159 Speaker 1: It's in Quentin's lunch on occasion. 688 00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,280 Speaker 2: It's so helpful to have. 689 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:36,760 Speaker 3: And can I just actually take a minute. They have 690 00:35:36,920 --> 00:35:39,159 so many different varieties. I'm not I'm not joking in 691 00:35:39,199 --> 00:35:40,719 any way, shape or form. The fact that you can 692 00:35:40,760 --> 00:35:43,440 do like brown, but is madi white. It's and it's 693 00:35:43,480 --> 00:35:46,639 all microwavable. It's absolutely fantastic. Thank you. 694 00:35:46,880 --> 00:35:50,800 Speaker 2: It's the only staple of Trader Joe's. That is actually 695 00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:55,199 like a food staple. You know. Everything else is their pizza. 696 00:35:56,239 --> 00:36:00,639 But they're pizza. No, not a big not a big 697 00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:02,199 frozen pizza guy. 698 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,719 Speaker 1: No, someone said I needed to buy their banana bread. 699 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:06,960 I got it. It wasn't that good. 700 00:36:06,960 --> 00:36:08,519 Speaker 2: It was me and Ruby, Yeah, I wasn't that good. 701 00:36:08,639 --> 00:36:11,239 Speaker 3: Okay, well you're did you get the right one? Did 702 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:11,559 you know? 703 00:36:12,360 --> 00:36:15,079 Speaker 2: Hey, hey, do you favor just because you eat sandwiches 704 00:36:15,119 --> 00:36:18,960 with sauce and lettuce? Don't talk about the fucking bread. 705 00:36:19,639 --> 00:36:24,079 So all right, all right, let's so let's talk about Okay, 706 00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:26,039 so we got basically what I didn't want to say 707 00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:27,760 about Jen was that she was a horrible mother and 708 00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:29,519 she's working on it. 709 00:36:29,599 --> 00:36:32,599 Speaker 1: Okay, but now we can. 710 00:36:33,440 --> 00:36:35,280 Speaker 2: Emily, Okay, Ruby, go ahead. 711 00:36:35,760 --> 00:36:37,239 Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I just have to say it really quickly. 712 00:36:37,320 --> 00:36:39,320 This is what I'll say. A big little, a big 713 00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:42,400 big difference is as my mezcal is getting into my body, 714 00:36:42,599 --> 00:36:44,039 it's clarifying things for me. 715 00:36:44,400 --> 00:36:48,519 Speaker 2: Yeah, I shipped down. Go ahead, Rubies, thank you, thank you. 716 00:36:48,559 --> 00:36:52,480 Speaker 3: Pat Jen is maybe what she is as a mother, 717 00:36:52,639 --> 00:36:54,880 but you can tell she loves her kids. I do 718 00:36:54,960 --> 00:36:57,239 think she she has such deep love for them. She 719 00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:00,400 may not know how what to do with them time, 720 00:37:01,280 --> 00:37:04,000 that is the difference. I don't feel that from camera 721 00:37:04,119 --> 00:37:05,440 immeasurably well do it. 722 00:37:05,480 --> 00:37:09,559 Speaker 2: But also, Emily, we find out that Luke, and thank 723 00:37:09,559 --> 00:37:12,960 you for clarifying and adding that little little Tilda to 724 00:37:13,119 --> 00:37:16,079 the criticism of her, because it's an intense thing to hear. God, 725 00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:18,280 you know, maybe she uh, you know, if she ever heard. 726 00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:20,159 It's a horrible thing to hear about yourself, you know. 727 00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,639 So anyways, Emily, though, I think we can not pull 728 00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:25,039 punches that much. 729 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:27,360 Speaker 1: Because I think she knew what grade Luke was it. 730 00:37:27,519 --> 00:37:33,840 Speaker 2: Okay, So she finds out that he's maybe not autistic, 731 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,719 but he's got learning disability, he's got ADHDS, just got 732 00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:39,199 all this stuff. He can't spell. 733 00:37:39,280 --> 00:37:43,760 Speaker 1: He can't I think I have I have the list here. Yeah, 734 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:49,840 he autistic, can't spell ADHD and eating disorder, and she 735 00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:54,679 wants to maybe send him back to therapy. I'll tell 736 00:37:54,760 --> 00:37:57,400 him what he needs a barber. Do you see that haircut? 737 00:37:57,760 --> 00:38:02,519 Speaker 2: Okay? Their children though, so listen. The crazy thing though, 738 00:38:02,719 --> 00:38:03,239 is that. 739 00:38:04,840 --> 00:38:05,679 Speaker 3: Okay, I have a question. 740 00:38:06,239 --> 00:38:10,840 Speaker 2: Didn't she didn't know that he couldn't read? That's right? 741 00:38:11,079 --> 00:38:14,519 And he is in the fourth grade. Go ahead. 742 00:38:14,679 --> 00:38:17,440 Speaker 3: When he comes home and he opens his backpack and 743 00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:20,119 she's like, okay, everyone, we're all getting our homework out. 744 00:38:20,119 --> 00:38:21,880 And the twin is doing his and the girl is 745 00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:24,679 doing hers, and then he gets his out and actually, 746 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,639 like Charlie Day, he doesn't know what it is like 747 00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:31,000 that is never observed. Yeah, whoa, that's kind of nuts. 748 00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:33,840 Speaker 2: He thinks it's a door marked pirate. I'm glad, and 749 00:38:34,199 --> 00:38:35,840 it's like he's in fourth grade. 750 00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,159 Speaker 1: I'm so glad they left this in. Emily is an 751 00:38:38,199 --> 00:38:40,880 absolute horrible person. She needs to be off this show. 752 00:38:41,679 --> 00:38:43,119 This would be my advice, And I think this is 753 00:38:43,119 --> 00:38:45,039 where Ruby was going because she was asking me as 754 00:38:45,079 --> 00:38:48,760 a parent, she needs to stop looking for stuff. She 755 00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:54,000 is looking for things to explain why she's a horrible parent, 756 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:57,039 Like I don't want to do fucking homework with Elliott 757 00:38:57,039 --> 00:38:59,239 after I've worked all day and watch Real Housewives, but 758 00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,519 I have to sit down there for fifteen minutes and 759 00:39:01,559 --> 00:39:04,719 make sure this little demon knows how to fucking read right. 760 00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,360 Speaker 2: Emily clearly is not. 761 00:39:06,480 --> 00:39:09,599 Speaker 1: Doing that and is not completely involved, and now she 762 00:39:09,679 --> 00:39:12,320 wants to keep blaming it on some diagnosis of why 763 00:39:12,360 --> 00:39:13,199 everything's fucked out. 764 00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:16,800 Speaker 2: Well and also, like my opinion, allegedly, I understand that 765 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:21,960 that you know, the twin wants a therapist too, right, 766 00:39:22,079 --> 00:39:25,199 because Keller wants a therapist too, because his brother is 767 00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:28,599 a therapist. It's fair, it's it's definitely a choice. But 768 00:39:28,639 --> 00:39:33,320 it's also like, you know, I mean, when kids gets 769 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,079 a baseball club, you can get the other one a 770 00:39:35,119 --> 00:39:37,880 baseball club. But therapist is not a baseball club. That's 771 00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,760 a different thing. But who knows, I mean, maybe we 772 00:39:39,800 --> 00:39:41,280 all need therapy. Let us have it. 773 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,079 Speaker 1: By the way, if you're offended by anything that any 774 00:39:43,119 --> 00:39:43,679 of us said. 775 00:39:43,519 --> 00:39:46,199 Speaker 2: About, yeah, please go ahead. All right, So let's get 776 00:39:46,239 --> 00:39:49,920 to the photo shoot. What does bring flat party? Dude? 777 00:39:50,760 --> 00:39:56,639 Oh well first, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, So okay, so 778 00:39:56,760 --> 00:40:00,960 Gretchen's family photo shoot takes place on a road somewhere, 779 00:40:01,519 --> 00:40:02,119 Yes it does. 780 00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:07,239 Speaker 3: No, this was this was to me if I had 781 00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:09,559 to describe, like, oh my god, I just woke up 782 00:40:09,599 --> 00:40:12,000 and had the weirdest fucking dream. This is that dream 783 00:40:12,320 --> 00:40:16,559 ah on that dirt road? Because what the fuck was this? 784 00:40:16,920 --> 00:40:20,079 Speaker 2: Yeah? Well? Well, also, do you see that big bunny. 785 00:40:20,159 --> 00:40:22,119 I love that big bunny. Let me tell you something. 786 00:40:22,159 --> 00:40:24,320 Non that big bunny should play the Super Bowl. 787 00:40:25,039 --> 00:40:28,159 Speaker 1: I'm going to talk about this on APS. I went 788 00:40:28,199 --> 00:40:30,000 to the zoo last weekend and they have a new 789 00:40:30,039 --> 00:40:34,559 exhibit for vultures. So I'm bringing Elliott and Quentin. They're like, 790 00:40:34,679 --> 00:40:38,480 oh wow, new exhibit. They had two of those big 791 00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,800 bunnies like that, and the vultures were tearing them apart. 792 00:40:41,920 --> 00:40:42,559 Speaker 2: Okayez. 793 00:40:43,000 --> 00:40:46,400 Speaker 1: My wife said the zoo should be uh uh because 794 00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:48,639 there was a pink hot dogs across from the exhibit. 795 00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:50,639 That's how we do it, and not like pink hot dogs. 796 00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,920 They got a pink hot dogs in the zoo from 797 00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:57,639 the vulture exhibit. My wife saidult watch animals eat animals 798 00:40:57,639 --> 00:40:59,119 while you eat animals. 799 00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,039 Speaker 3: We're all in the wild together. I like that chery. 800 00:41:03,320 --> 00:41:06,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, you just you're eating a chili dog and you're like, hey, vulture, 801 00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,679 I get you, mad, I get you, buddy. 802 00:41:08,840 --> 00:41:12,000 Speaker 3: They should pigs should charge like forty eight dollars for 803 00:41:12,039 --> 00:41:15,199 those specific ones from that cart and call them immersive dogs. 804 00:41:16,039 --> 00:41:19,400 Speaker 2: They are forty eight dollars. Yeah for sure? Is it good? 805 00:41:19,880 --> 00:41:22,079 Speaker 1: I don't eat hot dogs. I know that's such your 806 00:41:22,079 --> 00:41:24,599 shame with the kids dead, I had that chili cheese fries. 807 00:41:24,920 --> 00:41:29,320 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, Okay, the party, Yeah, let's get to 808 00:41:29,360 --> 00:41:31,119 the party. Love that fat. 809 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,639 Speaker 3: Bunny though that pigs great bunny. 810 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:37,840 Speaker 2: Fat bunny, love him all right, So the cakes and 811 00:41:37,880 --> 00:41:41,239 the floral party, and one of the most ironic moments 812 00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:44,400 of all time. Any Emily heads over to the floral 813 00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:48,239 thing and she comments on, God, damn, this is such 814 00:41:48,280 --> 00:41:49,960 a bitchy thing, like I thought they all had a 815 00:41:49,960 --> 00:41:51,880 good time. And then Emily goes to Tamar and she's 816 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,679 talking shit about Gretchen praying. 817 00:41:54,199 --> 00:41:56,360 Speaker 1: Well, she said she's a God fearing woman, which is 818 00:41:56,599 --> 00:41:58,679 kind of counter to how she's behaving lately. 819 00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:03,679 Speaker 2: Mm hmmmm. Well, Tamra says, any woman that uses her 820 00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:08,920 religion as a shield and then goes and starts rumors 821 00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:10,559 is suspect. 822 00:42:10,679 --> 00:42:13,519 Speaker 1: Isn't that funny because don't you remember Tamara in that 823 00:42:13,559 --> 00:42:16,119 swimming pool being reborn as a Christian. 824 00:42:17,320 --> 00:42:21,599 Speaker 2: Remember Tamra referred to Gretchen's behavior as using a Jesus curtain. 825 00:42:22,559 --> 00:42:28,400 Tamara might be like legitimately psychotic, like completely untethered from 826 00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:33,119 this world because to say that being who you are 827 00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:36,360 is like just a wild amount of lack of self awareness. 828 00:42:36,440 --> 00:42:38,960 Speaker 1: Now I want to ask Ruby's opinion on this Emily 829 00:42:39,480 --> 00:42:44,320 sharing with basically admitting to tam Rat that I talked 830 00:42:44,320 --> 00:42:46,920 a little shit about you and said I can't trust you. 831 00:42:47,519 --> 00:42:48,920 Was that trying to get out in front of it 832 00:42:48,960 --> 00:42:51,760 before she thought some of her cast members were going 833 00:42:51,840 --> 00:42:53,719 to bring that up at the cake making party. 834 00:42:54,559 --> 00:42:56,159 Speaker 3: I think it was two things. I think it was that, 835 00:42:56,320 --> 00:42:59,519 and also it was Emily being like to the producers like, hey, hey, look, look, look, 836 00:42:59,559 --> 00:43:02,320 I don't just of a sudden that's maybe a trace. 837 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,639 Look look look, hey I do my job ter pots. 838 00:43:04,679 --> 00:43:07,800 And I think it was a bad display of all 839 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:08,400 of that at once. 840 00:43:08,559 --> 00:43:13,000 Speaker 2: Well, Tamra does not receive this information well, even though 841 00:43:13,039 --> 00:43:17,199 it's just factual information, it's not even like this is 842 00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:20,320 my opinion. This is like two plus two equals no 843 00:43:20,400 --> 00:43:23,760 one can trust you. But my big thing was that 844 00:43:25,519 --> 00:43:29,079 the buttercream corner looks like such a beautiful place, and 845 00:43:29,440 --> 00:43:33,719 that Tamara and Emily just kind of disrupted the piece 846 00:43:33,880 --> 00:43:35,800 of this woman in her buttercream corner. 847 00:43:35,800 --> 00:43:38,000 Speaker 1: Are you talking about Lisa the cake chef? 848 00:43:38,039 --> 00:43:38,719 Speaker 2: The cake chef? 849 00:43:38,880 --> 00:43:41,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, here's my problem with butter cream. You eat one 850 00:43:41,119 --> 00:43:44,119 of those pieces of that, it's delicious, but somehow it 851 00:43:44,280 --> 00:43:46,800 lives on your upper litters for days. 852 00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:49,079 Speaker 2: It can top of the roof of your mouth too. 853 00:43:49,239 --> 00:43:51,440 Speaker 1: I smell it like the next day, even if I 854 00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:51,920 took a shower. 855 00:43:51,960 --> 00:43:54,079 Speaker 2: I'm like, well, that's because you eat dessert too aggressively. 856 00:43:54,119 --> 00:43:54,880 You're a sweet boy. 857 00:43:56,360 --> 00:44:00,519 Speaker 3: He's a little fat sweet boy. That's true. It gets in. 858 00:44:01,119 --> 00:44:02,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, he eats cake like a collie. 859 00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:05,599 Speaker 1: That was so hurtful. I'm gonna dive into another buzzbon. 860 00:44:05,719 --> 00:44:07,440 Speaker 2: No, no, no, you have to pace yourself. We have 861 00:44:07,519 --> 00:44:10,079 three shows to do. We're gonna do Traders too. We 862 00:44:10,159 --> 00:44:13,000 don't have to, you said, and that we'll. 863 00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:14,719 Speaker 1: Talk about it after all right. I'm gonna get a 864 00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:15,199 white cloth. 865 00:44:15,199 --> 00:44:16,039 Speaker 2: We're doing. 866 00:44:16,519 --> 00:44:19,519 Speaker 3: Here's what I will say. This is the type of party. 867 00:44:19,679 --> 00:44:21,400 Speaker 2: Do not. We have three shows? I do not have 868 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:22,119 another buzzball. 869 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:26,920 Speaker 3: I mean, don't come, do not. These are the types 870 00:44:27,159 --> 00:44:29,400 of parties that are like cool in theory, but then 871 00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,719 it's like, what the fuck am I doing? 872 00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,679 Speaker 2: What are we doing? What are we don't? 873 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,079 Speaker 3: I don't want it. I don't want to be here anymore. 874 00:44:37,159 --> 00:44:38,920 I don't want to take what. I'm taking this in 875 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:41,239 the car with me home and my I'm throwing it 876 00:44:41,280 --> 00:44:43,519 in the trash, which feels awful. 877 00:44:43,960 --> 00:44:47,760 Speaker 2: I eat it. I hate it. I haven't had a 878 00:44:47,760 --> 00:44:50,480 good piece of cake in a while. All right, So 879 00:44:50,840 --> 00:44:54,280 meetball heads in and Tamar has a piece of paper. 880 00:44:55,039 --> 00:44:57,960 We'll get to that, like, yeah, it's a print out 881 00:44:57,960 --> 00:45:06,320 of it printer. Okay, so we find out that, oh Pat, 882 00:45:07,440 --> 00:45:10,360 so Ruby's gonna head out in ten minutes and wrap 883 00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,440 this up. Well this is important, right, but we're gonna 884 00:45:13,440 --> 00:45:16,719 get to our sponsors. Yeah, well well yeah, we'll get 885 00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:23,159 to them right now. So I was watching the show 886 00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:26,400 last night, but I'm I was so tired that I 887 00:45:26,599 --> 00:45:32,599 literally my fingers start moving. I got you covered, Thank you, buddy. 888 00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:36,400 All right, So, uh, you know, who are these kids? 889 00:45:36,440 --> 00:45:39,079 Who the fuck are these people with two children? How 890 00:45:39,119 --> 00:45:42,840 do you do that? I don't want another child. I 891 00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:43,960 want one child. 892 00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:48,000 Speaker 3: It's too much, but you can't have I'm sorry, you 893 00:45:48,119 --> 00:45:49,159 have to do at least. 894 00:45:49,159 --> 00:45:50,760 Speaker 2: Oh no, I think we're done. 895 00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,400 Speaker 1: My wife is so mad that she didn't have a 896 00:45:53,440 --> 00:45:55,000 brother or sister. That's why we have. 897 00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:58,000 Speaker 2: To It's too much. Huh, it's a lot. 898 00:45:58,039 --> 00:46:01,119 Speaker 1: It's starting to get fun now, starting to get fun. 899 00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:04,719 Speaker 3: Imagine if it was just you, Yeah, Kailin, you have two. 900 00:46:04,679 --> 00:46:07,719 Speaker 2: Yeah, it's once they get older, then they can entertain themselves. 901 00:46:07,719 --> 00:46:08,760 Speaker 1: That's when it really helps. 902 00:46:08,880 --> 00:46:14,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, because imagine and Kaylen and Pat, if they didn't 903 00:46:14,400 --> 00:46:17,039 have the entertainment, you would be the entertainment, right Like, 904 00:46:17,039 --> 00:46:18,000 once they're older. 905 00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:21,199 Speaker 2: Yeah, what about their imagination? They don't have one when. 906 00:46:21,079 --> 00:46:24,360 Speaker 3: They're between ll they don't, don't be stupid. Also, when 907 00:46:24,400 --> 00:46:26,400 they're seven, there's too many screens now, So no, you 908 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:28,159 have to have another kid because there's no imagination. 909 00:46:28,320 --> 00:46:31,280 Speaker 1: Sorry, but I get you. 910 00:46:31,800 --> 00:46:35,079 Speaker 2: Okay, all right, she's going to have imagination. I can 911 00:46:35,320 --> 00:46:36,400 fucking guarantee you that. 912 00:46:37,280 --> 00:46:38,360 Speaker 3: And she'll have siblics. 913 00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:41,159 Speaker 1: Go ahead, Pat, So we get onto the well. Emily 914 00:46:41,199 --> 00:46:44,320 makes small talk with Cake Lady Lisa and then me 915 00:46:45,559 --> 00:46:48,159 and tam Ratt is really this is stuck in her 916 00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:52,360 CROs She claims that she is the most loyal person ever. 917 00:46:52,480 --> 00:46:54,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not. You're an amiba. 918 00:46:55,360 --> 00:46:58,239 Speaker 3: She says she's never She says she's never lied. That 919 00:46:58,280 --> 00:47:01,679 would be like me saying I've never curt right. 920 00:47:04,119 --> 00:47:09,480 Speaker 1: Me, like magic trying to tell us that they've never 921 00:47:09,559 --> 00:47:13,320 beaten off. I was like, okay, where's the lie detector? 922 00:47:13,440 --> 00:47:15,679 Speaker 2: Ye? All right? 923 00:47:15,960 --> 00:47:18,199 Speaker 1: Tam Rat tells the girls she could have banged Jeff 924 00:47:18,199 --> 00:47:20,639 Timmins if she wanted to. That's the boy band guy. 925 00:47:20,679 --> 00:47:23,719 I think that's completely disrespectful to him and his family. 926 00:47:24,320 --> 00:47:27,519 And then that's when Jen Channon badoor in HD arrived next, 927 00:47:27,599 --> 00:47:29,519 and then the ladies chat they discuss whether or not 928 00:47:29,599 --> 00:47:33,079 Gretchen is a fucking liar, and then uh tam Rat 929 00:47:33,079 --> 00:47:35,320 tells them that she plans on meeting with Katie the 930 00:47:35,360 --> 00:47:39,079 sketchy Bitch. Sorry, not my words, hers, No, actually I 931 00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:39,440 made that. 932 00:47:39,679 --> 00:47:40,239 Speaker 2: I did say that. 933 00:47:40,320 --> 00:47:43,719 Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, we have. 934 00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,280 Speaker 2: That's fine, girls, that'd be worry. Hey, I think everybody 935 00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:55,320 thinks Katie is a sketchy bitch, even that big fat Bunnyay. 936 00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:57,719 Speaker 1: Well, Emily pushes back because I think she really wants 937 00:47:57,840 --> 00:48:01,000 Katie iced on the show. And she used the excuse 938 00:48:01,079 --> 00:48:05,000 that Katie like had her daughter had you know, watched 939 00:48:05,000 --> 00:48:07,639 those two kids and talked a little smack about Heather 940 00:48:07,880 --> 00:48:09,960 debro Don't you remember that storyline from last year? 941 00:48:09,960 --> 00:48:12,039 Speaker 2: You're speaking of Heather debroh of the comedian. 942 00:48:11,960 --> 00:48:15,679 Speaker 1: The comedian, Yes, yes, clearly, who's. 943 00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:22,400 Speaker 2: Funny or Heather debro or Tiffany Hattish, Tiffany Haddish. Yeah, 944 00:48:23,119 --> 00:48:26,320 but Heather's that was bad of me, because I do 945 00:48:26,440 --> 00:48:28,320 think Tiffany Hattish is actually pretty funny. 946 00:48:28,400 --> 00:48:31,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, she wrote that book that my wife loved. She 947 00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:34,239 had a tough life really. 948 00:48:35,679 --> 00:48:36,159 Speaker 2: Wow. 949 00:48:36,360 --> 00:48:41,039 Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, that's very good. Hey, Emily wants to ice 950 00:48:41,119 --> 00:48:43,119 Katie off the show, right, because that's how you get 951 00:48:43,119 --> 00:48:44,840 her off the show. You're like, don't do scenes with 952 00:48:44,880 --> 00:48:45,400 these people. 953 00:48:45,840 --> 00:48:48,800 Speaker 3: And so it's like, Emily, Emily, here's the thing. No, 954 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:54,480 here's the thing. You have to And also, Katie is 955 00:48:54,800 --> 00:48:57,000 too pretty and I would like to see her again 956 00:48:57,199 --> 00:48:57,840 on my screen. 957 00:48:58,199 --> 00:49:04,440 Speaker 2: Yeah I agree. Yeah, but no, Emily is like kind 958 00:49:04,440 --> 00:49:06,679 of mean streak in me today. 959 00:49:07,599 --> 00:49:08,280 Speaker 3: You're like Tamra. 960 00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:13,239 Speaker 2: You know that scene where the sketch where Chris Farley 961 00:49:13,320 --> 00:49:19,920 is pissed off that about the French fries. No, no, 962 00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:25,519 David Spade is taking some of Chris Farley's fries. 963 00:49:25,559 --> 00:49:27,719 Speaker 1: Oh that's when they are they work at the Gap. 964 00:49:29,119 --> 00:49:35,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, I was gonna do that impression of Emily. Oh 965 00:49:38,559 --> 00:49:40,559 it's like, what the fuck? I got a real mean 966 00:49:40,639 --> 00:49:43,800 streak in me. It's like crazy, you know what, I just. 967 00:49:45,239 --> 00:49:51,719 Speaker 3: What I just decided, Tamra. Tamra is a buzzball. 968 00:49:54,119 --> 00:49:58,280 Speaker 2: Ruby, that's what are you doing right now? 969 00:49:58,360 --> 00:49:59,960 Speaker 3: I'm just putting my shoes on. 970 00:50:00,320 --> 00:50:02,239 Speaker 2: Okay, she's got to go. Yeah, she's gotta gor So 971 00:50:02,280 --> 00:50:03,119 let's wrap this up, right. 972 00:50:03,159 --> 00:50:05,559 Speaker 1: So Heather de Burrough approaches tam Rat and it's contentious. 973 00:50:05,599 --> 00:50:11,039 They both hurt each other with their words. Right, tam 974 00:50:11,159 --> 00:50:13,039 Rat didn't stick up for Heather. To Bro, this is 975 00:50:13,039 --> 00:50:16,079 a dumb storyline, by the way, she didn't stick up 976 00:50:16,079 --> 00:50:18,280 for her when the rest of the cast were saying 977 00:50:18,320 --> 00:50:22,000 they didn't understand that Heather Row had a pass as 978 00:50:22,039 --> 00:50:22,599 a comedian. 979 00:50:23,159 --> 00:50:25,599 Speaker 2: Does that really hurt her? And yeah? 980 00:50:25,639 --> 00:50:28,159 Speaker 1: And then tam Rat's mad at Heather to Bro because 981 00:50:28,440 --> 00:50:30,880 she didn't stick up for her when everyone said that 982 00:50:31,599 --> 00:50:33,119 you couldn't trust her with information. 983 00:50:33,159 --> 00:50:37,199 Speaker 2: Tamra is such a disgusting monster. She tells it's like 984 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,079 the worst kind of It's the worst attempt at gaslighting 985 00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,360 I've ever seen, where she tells Debro that she came 986 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:44,400 at her very aggressively at that lunch, and then we 987 00:50:44,480 --> 00:50:47,239 cut back to it and to Bro's like, you know, 988 00:50:47,400 --> 00:50:51,400 I just think, listen, you know what you remind me? 989 00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:55,519 What are you talking about? Tamarra? She departs down the 990 00:50:55,559 --> 00:50:59,280 hallway and up the stairs, fake crying. It is incredible. 991 00:50:59,360 --> 00:51:01,679 I think she said, I quit. When she she's on 992 00:51:01,719 --> 00:51:03,320 the show next episode. 993 00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,039 Speaker 3: I'm done. I'm done when done. 994 00:51:04,800 --> 00:51:11,199 Speaker 2: When it is insane. It's so creepy when she cries 995 00:51:11,320 --> 00:51:14,920 because she cannot. There's lots of different faces of comedy 996 00:51:14,960 --> 00:51:18,400 and drama to her because there's no actual it's like 997 00:51:18,519 --> 00:51:21,800 just so plasticked over, so the mouth moves and the 998 00:51:21,840 --> 00:51:25,000 eyes move but nothing comes out ever, and it's also 999 00:51:25,119 --> 00:51:28,280 fake and horrifying, and she reminds me of the Blair Witch. 1000 00:51:29,519 --> 00:51:31,599 Thanks for listening, everybody, get in the comments let us 1001 00:51:31,599 --> 00:51:33,159 know what you thought about the episode. We'll be back 1002 00:51:33,239 --> 00:51:35,719 next week to break down another episode of The Real 1003 00:51:35,800 --> 00:51:37,480 Housewlights of Orange County. 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