WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.480 --> 00:00:03.399 Every day we do a podcast called The Minnesota Goodbye, 2 00:00:03.399 --> 00:00:07.919 and you have found it if you've never listened before, welcome. Basically, 3 00:00:08.000 --> 00:00:11.720 we spend fifteen to twenty five minutes or so reading 4 00:00:11.839 --> 00:00:15.359 emails and talking about stuff we can't say on the radio, 5 00:00:15.560 --> 00:00:17.600 and being a little bit more open about things like 6 00:00:17.879 --> 00:00:19.960 I'm gonna I'm gonna name the partners that I've had. 7 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:21.960 We talked about our body count a little while ago. Okay, 8 00:00:21.960 --> 00:00:24.320 so I going to name them all. I know them all 9 00:00:24.359 --> 00:00:26.320 in order, but here's the ones I have memorized. Hey, 10 00:00:26.399 --> 00:00:35.000 Vanessa Cricket, Kim, Kathy, Vicky, Candy, Linda, Mary, Melanie, Kelly, Tammy, April, Julie, Stephanie, Debbie, Debbie, Tammy, Patty, Debbie, Debbie, Chris, Rusty, Julie, Kathy, Melissa, Joan, 11 00:00:35.079 --> 00:00:37.640 don Nancy. Now, if you count them, that should be 12 00:00:37.640 --> 00:00:38.640 about twenty seven. 13 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:41.399 It sounded like you were reciting pie like three point one. 14 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:44.880 Four or five four two six four. 15 00:00:45.000 --> 00:00:46.119 It felt very much like that. 16 00:00:46.320 --> 00:00:47.960 So once again, in case you thought I just named 17 00:00:48.000 --> 00:00:57.679 random names, I'll say him again. Vanessa Cricket, Kim, Kathy, Vicky, Candy, Linda, Mary, Melanie, Kelly, Tammy, April, Julie, Stephanie, Debbie, Tammy, Patty, Debbie, Debbie, Chris, Rusty, Julie, Kathy, Melissa, 18 00:00:57.759 --> 00:00:59.119 Joan don Nancy. 19 00:00:59.159 --> 00:00:59.920 Chris sounds cute? 20 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:05.680 Is he cute? Chris? 21 00:01:06.120 --> 00:01:06.239 Was? 22 00:01:07.400 --> 00:01:09.519 She? I met her because she was on a dating 23 00:01:09.599 --> 00:01:12.519 show on my radio show, and she met a guy 24 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:14.599 and they went out to dinner. They were a total 25 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:17.079 mismatch because she was fun and flirty and he was like, 26 00:01:17.159 --> 00:01:18.560 he was in the military, and he was kind of 27 00:01:18.680 --> 00:01:21.840 a nerd, but he was a nice guy, and so 28 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:24.439 we started talking about her date and then we hit 29 00:01:24.480 --> 00:01:29.280 it off. And so Chris and I, this is back 30 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:32.359 in Vegas. I was probably like twenty two, and so 31 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:36.040 she moved to Cassopolis, Michigan, and I lived in Ohio, 32 00:01:36.480 --> 00:01:38.439 and about a year or two later, she said, come 33 00:01:38.480 --> 00:01:41.599 up and see me for the weekend. So I said, okay, 34 00:01:41.640 --> 00:01:44.000 well great. You know, she said there was no GPS 35 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:46.000 back then. So she said, my house is too hard 36 00:01:46.040 --> 00:01:50.959 to find. I will meet you at this hotel and 37 00:01:52.040 --> 00:01:54.200 then we'll go to my house. The hotel just happened 38 00:01:54.200 --> 00:01:54.920 to be easy to find. 39 00:01:55.040 --> 00:01:55.319 Yeah. 40 00:01:55.400 --> 00:01:57.640 So I walk in and I'm looking around for and 41 00:01:57.680 --> 00:02:00.719 I see her bent over the water fountain. Dreaming from 42 00:02:00.719 --> 00:02:03.519 the water fountain. I'm like, oh, there she is high, Chris. 43 00:02:03.560 --> 00:02:07.359 She turned around and she's pregnant as fuck. Oh my god, 44 00:02:07.799 --> 00:02:09.120 pregnant as fuck? 45 00:02:09.360 --> 00:02:10.000 Is that your kid? 46 00:02:11.400 --> 00:02:14.520 That's what I thought. Oh God, it was a pillow. 47 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:15.360 It was a joke. 48 00:02:16.000 --> 00:02:17.879 It was a joke, Chris. 49 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:20.800 This is what your podcast should be about, Dave. Just 50 00:02:20.840 --> 00:02:24.319 go through all of the hundreds of women. Concourse, give 51 00:02:24.319 --> 00:02:24.759 you another one. 52 00:02:24.759 --> 00:02:31.719 Okay, So Sharon, Okay, Sharon was a listener. I enjoyed 53 00:02:31.800 --> 00:02:35.319 meeting and dating listeners to our radio show because we 54 00:02:35.439 --> 00:02:41.960 had something in common. We both love me. And Sharon 55 00:02:42.039 --> 00:02:43.879 was the one. Jenny knows this story where we were 56 00:02:43.879 --> 00:02:45.719 doing it on the dining room floor and she pooped 57 00:02:46.120 --> 00:02:48.240 during the middle of the whole thing. Yeah. 58 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:53.000 Sometimes you can't help yourself. I'm kidding, And you can 59 00:02:53.000 --> 00:02:53.680 help yourself. 60 00:02:53.960 --> 00:02:55.840 Yeah. And then she picked it up and went back 61 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:57.360 and threw it in the toilet and came back out, 62 00:02:57.400 --> 00:03:00.719 and I'm like, oh God, get out of my I. 63 00:03:00.680 --> 00:03:02.719 Forget the details on this one. Did she think that 64 00:03:02.800 --> 00:03:04.360 you didn't see it? So she picked it up to 65 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:06.879 try to like get rid of it quick and hope 66 00:03:06.919 --> 00:03:07.560 you didn't see her. 67 00:03:08.080 --> 00:03:08.960 You want more details. 68 00:03:09.919 --> 00:03:11.199 She details on everybody. 69 00:03:11.319 --> 00:03:15.280 So she came over and she's very nice. We never 70 00:03:15.319 --> 00:03:17.120 really went out on a date. We just hooked up. 71 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:19.319 But somehow instead of using the bed, we did it 72 00:03:19.360 --> 00:03:21.960 on the dining room floor. And I had glasses on, 73 00:03:22.039 --> 00:03:24.319 so I took my glasses off, and so we're doing 74 00:03:24.360 --> 00:03:27.479 it and then she finishes and I finish, and then 75 00:03:27.759 --> 00:03:29.680 I stand up and she stands up and I'm like, 76 00:03:29.719 --> 00:03:31.599 I didn't have my glasses on. I'm like, what's that 77 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:34.520 on the floor And she goes, oh, and I put 78 00:03:34.520 --> 00:03:37.719 my glasses on just as she was picking it up. Yeah, 79 00:03:37.759 --> 00:03:39.319 as well, you're not going to leave it there and go, 80 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:42.360 oh my god, I shit on the floor. No, you're 81 00:03:42.360 --> 00:03:43.800 going to act like, oh well, this is the most 82 00:03:43.879 --> 00:03:47.240 natural thing ever. So she very like spontaneously picked it 83 00:03:47.319 --> 00:03:48.840 up and took it back to the bathroom through in 84 00:03:48.840 --> 00:03:51.319 the toilet, flush, the toilet washed, her hands, comes back 85 00:03:51.319 --> 00:03:52.479 out and she's like, well, what do you want to 86 00:03:52.479 --> 00:03:54.800 do now? And I'm like, die. 87 00:03:55.680 --> 00:03:57.599 She definitely didn't think you saw it because you had 88 00:03:57.599 --> 00:04:00.520 your glasses off. She definitely was trying to probably hide it, 89 00:04:00.960 --> 00:04:01.919 don't you think. 90 00:04:02.400 --> 00:04:04.879 I don't think that she knew anything else to do 91 00:04:05.159 --> 00:04:06.800 except just pick it up. 92 00:04:06.840 --> 00:04:09.039 Which is are you positive it was poop or was 93 00:04:09.080 --> 00:04:09.759 it like a mouse? 94 00:04:10.520 --> 00:04:13.680 Well, I've never thought of that possibility, but I don't 95 00:04:13.719 --> 00:04:17.519 think it was a mouse. Sure, do you want one more? 96 00:04:17.639 --> 00:04:17.839 Yeah? 97 00:04:17.920 --> 00:04:19.000 Can I pay? Go through them? 98 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:19.240 Gain? 99 00:04:19.319 --> 00:04:23.519 Okay? Vanessa Cricket, Kim, Kathy, Vicky, Candy, Linda, Mary, Melanie, Kelly, Tammy, 100 00:04:23.560 --> 00:04:28.480 April Reulie, Melanie Okay, oh this is ugly. 101 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:30.160 Oh okay, great, Okay, I can't wait. 102 00:04:30.439 --> 00:04:32.279 Melanie met when a bunch of us went to a 103 00:04:32.360 --> 00:04:34.680 drive in movie and Melanie, Melanie and I sat in 104 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:36.680 the back and we were attracted to each other. We'd 105 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:38.720 never met before. We started making out during the drive 106 00:04:38.759 --> 00:04:40.720 in movie us crazy in a car full of like 107 00:04:40.879 --> 00:04:44.040 six other people. What. Yeah, that's so weird? 108 00:04:44.079 --> 00:04:45.000 How can continue on? 109 00:04:45.439 --> 00:04:49.959 And uh? And so Melanie and I. She's very sweet 110 00:04:51.040 --> 00:04:55.920 and she I was supposed to go on over to 111 00:04:55.959 --> 00:04:58.800 a girl's house that I was seeing. Let's say it's 112 00:04:58.839 --> 00:05:01.040 Wednesday night. Let's say it's like, oh tonight, I'm supposed 113 00:05:01.040 --> 00:05:02.839 to go over to a girl's house that I'm seeing 114 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:07.319 named Amy, and I forgot all about it because I 115 00:05:07.399 --> 00:05:12.120 was busy banging Melanie, and I forgot all about that. 116 00:05:12.160 --> 00:05:14.319 I was supposed to go over to Amy's parents' house 117 00:05:14.360 --> 00:05:16.160 because she live with her mom and dad. God, and 118 00:05:16.199 --> 00:05:18.639 I didn't show up because I was banging Amy. No, 119 00:05:18.720 --> 00:05:19.839 I was banging Melanie. 120 00:05:20.000 --> 00:05:20.839 Yeah, jeez. 121 00:05:20.879 --> 00:05:25.040 And then I realized, Oh my god, I'm supposed to 122 00:05:25.040 --> 00:05:27.439 be over at Amy's house and I never showed up, 123 00:05:27.439 --> 00:05:29.360 and her mom and dad had got steak and they 124 00:05:29.360 --> 00:05:34.199 were going to grill out for us, and oh, poor 125 00:05:34.279 --> 00:05:37.079 poor Don. So here's a new feature on the show. 126 00:05:37.199 --> 00:05:40.399 You right in and say, name one of the first 127 00:05:40.399 --> 00:05:42.240 twenty seven women that I slept with, and I'll tell 128 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:44.240 you the story about them. Yeah, so once again. They 129 00:05:44.240 --> 00:05:50.040 are Vanessa, Cricket, Kim, Kathy, Vicky, Candy, Linda, Mary, Melanie, Kelly, Tammy, April, Julie, Stephanie, Debbie, Debbie, Tammy, 130 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:55.720 Patt No, Stephanie, Debbie, Tammy, Patty, Debbie, Debbie, Chris, Rusty, Julie, Kathy, Melissa, Joan, 131 00:05:55.759 --> 00:05:56.439 don Nancy. 132 00:05:56.639 --> 00:05:58.480 Oh, Rusty sounds cute? Was he cute? 133 00:06:00.040 --> 00:06:01.040 Rusty was an eye doctor? 134 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:01.920 Oh? So? 135 00:06:02.759 --> 00:06:05.040 Yeah? And her real name was Debbie, but she had 136 00:06:05.040 --> 00:06:07.560 red hair, but she was so she went by Rusty. 137 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:09.160 First boy I ever kissed was named Rusty? 138 00:06:09.279 --> 00:06:09.720 Is that right? 139 00:06:10.000 --> 00:06:12.000 Oh? I had a Rusty in my grade too, what's 140 00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:14.600 so funny? We all have a rusty. I didn't kiss 141 00:06:14.680 --> 00:06:18.160 him or anything like that, red hair. He did it 142 00:06:18.360 --> 00:06:20.199 and mine did. One thing I want to take from 143 00:06:20.199 --> 00:06:22.079 that list is I had no idea that cricket was 144 00:06:22.120 --> 00:06:23.120 only your second, but. 145 00:06:23.120 --> 00:06:23.920 As a cricket cam. 146 00:06:24.000 --> 00:06:27.720 Yeah, so you got your second lady pregnant? 147 00:06:28.480 --> 00:06:33.199 Yeah yeah, I mean basically, yeah, Jay boy, send me 148 00:06:33.240 --> 00:06:35.120 an email and name a woman and I will tell 149 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:38.560 you the story woman, And they're all none of them 150 00:06:38.600 --> 00:06:41.399 are meant to be disrespectful because we all had a 151 00:06:41.439 --> 00:06:45.160 great time. We really, we really had. All of us 152 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:47.040 had a great time. I can't think of. 153 00:06:47.000 --> 00:06:50.759 One yourshead pick a random one, and I couldn't even 154 00:06:50.879 --> 00:06:52.240 if I named any name. 155 00:06:52.279 --> 00:06:53.279 Would you have somebody? 156 00:06:53.399 --> 00:06:53.639 Mark? 157 00:06:54.079 --> 00:07:00.480 Andy? Who? Andy Marcus? Okay, let's see Philip, Michael, No, 158 00:07:00.879 --> 00:07:06.639 Thomas Well William, yes, okay, tell us about will William. 159 00:07:06.720 --> 00:07:07.079 Let's go. 160 00:07:07.480 --> 00:07:11.079 Okay, So I actually went to high school with this 161 00:07:11.120 --> 00:07:16.439 person and he was like really really cool in high school, 162 00:07:16.720 --> 00:07:19.000 but then he came to the Twin Cities metro area 163 00:07:19.079 --> 00:07:22.079 for college. Yeah, and he he became kind of like 164 00:07:22.759 --> 00:07:26.519 hipstery like the beer or he's kind of nice and whatever. 165 00:07:27.000 --> 00:07:28.839 And then he started reaching out to me once I 166 00:07:28.879 --> 00:07:30.360 got into radio, and I was like, I'll catch up 167 00:07:30.399 --> 00:07:32.439 with him whatever. But we had had a couple of 168 00:07:32.519 --> 00:07:34.680 drinks and he watched me to my car and then 169 00:07:34.720 --> 00:07:37.800 he like aggressively kissed me at my car and I 170 00:07:37.839 --> 00:07:40.319 wasn't really prepared for it, and I was like, and 171 00:07:40.399 --> 00:07:42.600 so afterwards, I said, you're welcome. 172 00:07:42.839 --> 00:07:46.519 Sure, welcome, You're welcome, You're welcome. 173 00:07:46.560 --> 00:07:48.800 And I was like, yeah, because I just gave you 174 00:07:48.839 --> 00:07:51.480 a fantastic kiss that I was not anticipating. 175 00:07:51.839 --> 00:07:52.399 But that was it. 176 00:07:52.439 --> 00:07:55.199 I never like had any sexual relations with him. 177 00:07:55.199 --> 00:08:01.560 Okay, well then what about Philip, Yeah, Phillip, Thomas Brett, 178 00:08:01.600 --> 00:08:03.879 No Brett. What about Brett he sounds hot? 179 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:06.879 No, No Brett. Honestly, I would really have to look 180 00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:09.439 at my list of names because I am like blanking 181 00:08:09.480 --> 00:08:11.319 on most of the people right now that I've slept with. 182 00:08:11.360 --> 00:08:13.959 I mean, there's like definitely people who stand out to me. Yeah, 183 00:08:14.040 --> 00:08:16.120 and there's like a couple names that if I said them, 184 00:08:16.240 --> 00:08:18.240 I feel like too many people in the Twin Cities 185 00:08:18.240 --> 00:08:20.240 would maybe know who they are because they have very 186 00:08:20.399 --> 00:08:23.399 not too many people, but they stand out. Sure, and 187 00:08:23.439 --> 00:08:25.160 if we're in the same age range, you might know 188 00:08:25.199 --> 00:08:27.399 who they are. Sure, I have supple some golf for 189 00:08:27.439 --> 00:08:30.759 football players, so like, oh my god, I feel like 190 00:08:30.839 --> 00:08:34.639 those names. I'm not gonna celebrities back in my college days. 191 00:08:34.879 --> 00:08:37.840 Well I know, I know. Yeah, Okay, here we go 192 00:08:38.120 --> 00:08:42.000 random topics and let's get started from Sarah. I do 193 00:08:42.080 --> 00:08:45.120 not use tide laundry detergent. We talked about this yesterday. 194 00:08:45.159 --> 00:08:48.000 How nearly what he does several years ago is introduced 195 00:08:48.039 --> 00:08:51.159 to Mela Luca, which is an online shopping club of 196 00:08:51.279 --> 00:08:53.919 clean products. I love the quality of the products and 197 00:08:53.960 --> 00:08:56.519 knowing I'm not bringing in unnecessary chemicals into my home, 198 00:08:56.840 --> 00:09:00.320 I order them all my laundry, dish cleaning supplies, toothpape, etc. 199 00:09:00.679 --> 00:09:03.399 From them. Have you heard of them or tried their products? 200 00:09:03.799 --> 00:09:09.200 Mela Luca, m E l A l e Uca. No, 201 00:09:09.320 --> 00:09:10.960 I don't know anything about them. It might be worth 202 00:09:11.000 --> 00:09:13.720 checking out. I did hear yesterday, and I don't know 203 00:09:13.720 --> 00:09:15.159 if we get to the email or not, but somebody 204 00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:19.000 who they work repairing washing machines and they say that 205 00:09:19.360 --> 00:09:23.000 like commercial detergents are full of animal fat. Those are 206 00:09:23.039 --> 00:09:26.039 what break down your washer because it'll get coated on 207 00:09:26.120 --> 00:09:28.960 all the inside parts with animal fat. Like you're tied. 208 00:09:29.000 --> 00:09:30.279 It's got a lot of animal fat. 209 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:31.039 I did not know that. 210 00:09:31.080 --> 00:09:33.559 I didn't know that either. Oh, and that will come 211 00:09:33.639 --> 00:09:37.440 up your your your appliances, and that cause them to 212 00:09:37.440 --> 00:09:38.120 break down earlier. 213 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:40.279 It probably gets in like the fibers of your clothing, 214 00:09:40.559 --> 00:09:41.600 all of that kind of jazz. 215 00:09:41.639 --> 00:09:44.240 And they say, also, you don't need fabric softener. Fabric 216 00:09:44.279 --> 00:09:46.720 softener is not something anybody needs. 217 00:09:46.840 --> 00:09:47.639 I've never used that. 218 00:09:48.639 --> 00:09:51.000 Is there one practical item in your house that brings 219 00:09:51.039 --> 00:09:53.639 you joy? I ordered an ironing board wall mounted rack 220 00:09:53.679 --> 00:09:55.720 that also has a shell for the iron. I was 221 00:09:55.799 --> 00:09:57.679 laughing at how excited I was to put it up 222 00:09:57.679 --> 00:10:00.159 and show it off. But now my mudroom closet it's 223 00:10:00.159 --> 00:10:02.360 a bit more organized and looks so nice. Oh the 224 00:10:02.480 --> 00:10:07.399 joys of getting older practical item in Yeah, the vacuum, 225 00:10:07.559 --> 00:10:09.759 I don't know. I like vacuuming lines in the carpet. 226 00:10:09.879 --> 00:10:13.639 I this was I mean my ex boyfriend who just 227 00:10:13.679 --> 00:10:16.840 moved out had two different kinds of steamers, so one 228 00:10:16.879 --> 00:10:19.679 is for clothes, which was amazing. I could steam all 229 00:10:19.720 --> 00:10:21.480 of my clothes instead of ironing anything. 230 00:10:21.799 --> 00:10:22.399 It was awesome. 231 00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:24.519 And then he also had like a steamer for your mouth, 232 00:10:24.600 --> 00:10:26.840 so like if you were sick, you could steam your 233 00:10:26.919 --> 00:10:30.240 like throat and it would make you feel so much better, 234 00:10:30.360 --> 00:10:33.600 so much quicker. And now both of those steamers are gone. 235 00:10:33.919 --> 00:10:36.600 So I need two steamers. I need a closed steamer 236 00:10:36.639 --> 00:10:37.720 and a throat steamer. 237 00:10:39.759 --> 00:10:42.399 I want to get a seapap. Speaking of steamers, I 238 00:10:42.399 --> 00:10:44.000 want to get a seapap so I can sleep on 239 00:10:44.039 --> 00:10:46.399 my back. Yeah, So tell me if you get a seapap, 240 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:47.799 what is the process? What do you have to do 241 00:10:47.840 --> 00:10:48.240 to get one? 242 00:10:48.279 --> 00:10:50.759 After the doctor you have to take like a sleep study. 243 00:10:50.840 --> 00:10:53.639 You don't want to It doesn't take that long though. 244 00:10:53.679 --> 00:10:55.799 It literally takes like a freaking day, So you have. 245 00:10:55.759 --> 00:10:56.679 To like go to the doctor. 246 00:10:56.759 --> 00:10:57.799 That sounds like a long time. 247 00:10:58.000 --> 00:11:00.399 No, you have all the time in the world. Get 248 00:11:00.440 --> 00:11:01.399 a freaking seapaps. 249 00:11:01.399 --> 00:11:04.240 You can sleep better and remember things better because it 250 00:11:04.360 --> 00:11:14.039 changes your life and remember things better. Okay, soho no no, no. 251 00:11:09.200 --> 00:11:11.600 No, no, no, I'm saying that in general. 252 00:11:11.720 --> 00:11:14.159 So like, so, my ex boyfriend also had a seapap, 253 00:11:14.480 --> 00:11:16.679 and he said that he doesn't remember a lot of 254 00:11:16.679 --> 00:11:19.240 what happened. In college because he wasn't sleeping right, so 255 00:11:19.320 --> 00:11:21.639 he didn't have the oxygen going to his brain. But 256 00:11:21.720 --> 00:11:24.360 now he can remember things so much better now that 257 00:11:24.440 --> 00:11:26.720 he has a seapap, and his like quality of life 258 00:11:26.759 --> 00:11:29.919 like went up exponentially because he could finally like sleep. 259 00:11:30.039 --> 00:11:33.440 My thing is I sleep great, but I wake up 260 00:11:33.440 --> 00:11:35.200 because I cannot sleep on my back because when I 261 00:11:35.200 --> 00:11:37.639 go to sleep on my back, my throat relaxes, I 262 00:11:37.679 --> 00:11:40.120 snore and wake myself Upright, I have to sleep on 263 00:11:40.159 --> 00:11:42.200 my side, and when I do, I have bad shoulders. 264 00:11:42.240 --> 00:11:45.200 Apparently I get sore after one hour on each side, 265 00:11:45.279 --> 00:11:47.240 so every hour I have to wake up and turn over. 266 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:48.879 Yeah, so I want to sleep on my back just 267 00:11:48.960 --> 00:11:52.440 instead of wasting time waking up and turning over. Waste 268 00:11:52.440 --> 00:11:55.159 a day by getting a sleep study and get yourself 269 00:11:55.159 --> 00:11:56.679 a seapap, because. 270 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:57.240 You do have to take life. 271 00:11:57.440 --> 00:11:58.879 Really, I really should you should? 272 00:11:59.159 --> 00:11:59.279 Uh? 273 00:11:59.600 --> 00:12:03.399 Next one from the same email, have Jenny and Vant 274 00:12:03.480 --> 00:12:05.679 made up? I feel like they weren't hearing each other 275 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:08.919 and both got defensive. I love the authenticity even though 276 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:10.639 it was an awkward moment. 277 00:12:10.039 --> 00:12:15.120 You knew works just like siblings and you get over things. 278 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:18.039 Yeah, they weren't even really mad at each other. They 279 00:12:18.039 --> 00:12:19.679 were both kind of playing it up a little bit 280 00:12:19.840 --> 00:12:23.000 just to kind of like be dramatic. I think that 281 00:12:23.200 --> 00:12:25.480 is it for now, says Sarah, trying to do my 282 00:12:25.519 --> 00:12:27.440 part as a staff writer, especially now that I have 283 00:12:27.519 --> 00:12:30.639 more time as I was recently laid off for my job. 284 00:12:30.720 --> 00:12:33.320 Now that I'm able to listen longer, I'm noticing how 285 00:12:33.320 --> 00:12:35.879 the bits are repeated during the different show time hours. 286 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:38.919 That begs the question, are any of you working that hard? 287 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:43.919 Keep up the great work? You know. It's funny because 288 00:12:43.960 --> 00:12:47.799 people don't expect us to do replays, But for years 289 00:12:47.799 --> 00:12:49.879 and years and years on the radio show, it was 290 00:12:49.919 --> 00:12:51.720 always like, well we do a bit at seven to ten. 291 00:12:52.320 --> 00:12:55.919 Everybody hears it because everybody certainly listens to the entire 292 00:12:55.960 --> 00:12:58.919 four hours of the show. Right. Turns out, no, no, 293 00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:02.080 It turns out most people listen for like twenty minutes, 294 00:13:02.559 --> 00:13:04.519 and they listen for the same twenty minutes every day. 295 00:13:05.600 --> 00:13:07.639 When I come in, I'm in the car with the 296 00:13:07.759 --> 00:13:11.480 radio on, sometimes not all the time, from five thirty 297 00:13:11.679 --> 00:13:15.080 to about five point fifty, and when I go home, 298 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:17.799 I'm in the car for about twenty minutes. I'm not 299 00:13:17.879 --> 00:13:20.600 listening to the whole four hours of Fallon and Colt. 300 00:13:20.960 --> 00:13:23.399 I'll listen to a little bit, and so people don't 301 00:13:23.559 --> 00:13:27.600 if we do a great bit at seven twenty, the 302 00:13:27.639 --> 00:13:30.080 people listening at nine to ten, they have not heard 303 00:13:30.120 --> 00:13:32.519 it exact so we do a replay because it's quality 304 00:13:32.559 --> 00:13:34.399 stuff and a lot of the time, if you've heard 305 00:13:34.399 --> 00:13:36.440 it once, you don't really mind hearing it again. 306 00:13:36.559 --> 00:13:38.399 Yeah, if it's quality, Yeah, it's quality. 307 00:13:39.000 --> 00:13:44.200 All right, Thanks Sarah, I appreciate that one. Here is Sharise, Hello, 308 00:13:44.279 --> 00:13:46.720 my favorite morning show. I'm writing about two things today. 309 00:13:47.440 --> 00:13:50.279 Dave said everybody uses Tide. It's not true. I use 310 00:13:50.399 --> 00:13:53.879 pure X, are all free and clear. We are allergic 311 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:57.360 too Tide and we break out in a rash. Also, 312 00:13:57.679 --> 00:13:59.399 I think a few weeks ago you were discussing the 313 00:13:59.399 --> 00:14:02.000 scam where people think they're dating a celebrity. Well, I 314 00:14:02.000 --> 00:14:04.720 have another one people should be aware of. It's on 315 00:14:04.840 --> 00:14:07.480 dating sites where you meet somebody, you think you're hitting 316 00:14:07.480 --> 00:14:09.080 it off, and after a few days they ask you 317 00:14:09.120 --> 00:14:12.639 for money so they can invest it for you. Oh, 318 00:14:12.720 --> 00:14:14.799 it's happened to me three times in the last week. 319 00:14:14.919 --> 00:14:17.320 This is just info for single listeners in case they 320 00:14:17.320 --> 00:14:20.159 haven't heard it. And also Bailey, what's the dating trend 321 00:14:20.200 --> 00:14:22.440 you were talking about. That's kind of like speed dating, Oh. 322 00:14:22.320 --> 00:14:23.080 Shuffle dating. 323 00:14:23.759 --> 00:14:26.799 They just sent out a new email for November dates, 324 00:14:26.960 --> 00:14:31.480 and I am considering it, but I'm also skei ot oh, 325 00:14:31.519 --> 00:14:32.440 I want you to do it. 326 00:14:32.559 --> 00:14:33.919 I know I don't want you to put yourself in 327 00:14:33.960 --> 00:14:36.120 an uncomfortable situation, but I think it'd be fun. 328 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:38.279 It's very you. I feel it. It does feel like me. 329 00:14:38.320 --> 00:14:39.480 I feel like if I could get a friend to 330 00:14:39.519 --> 00:14:41.320 go with me, then I would do it for sure. 331 00:14:41.320 --> 00:14:44.960 I thinks somebody I really like this saying that might 332 00:14:45.039 --> 00:14:47.879 encourage you. It is the things that we fear most 333 00:14:48.200 --> 00:14:50.840 that we must do, and I think that's true. It's 334 00:14:50.879 --> 00:14:56.519 like I don't to quit my job, or I don't 335 00:14:56.519 --> 00:14:58.639 want to get a divorce, or I don't want to 336 00:14:58.679 --> 00:15:00.600 go on this date. But I think the things that 337 00:15:00.639 --> 00:15:02.440 we fear most that we must do because they make 338 00:15:02.480 --> 00:15:03.799 the biggest changes in our lives. 339 00:15:03.879 --> 00:15:07.360 Yeah, if anything, it'll be a good story, So that's 340 00:15:07.360 --> 00:15:08.480 probably all that matters. 341 00:15:08.879 --> 00:15:11.799 I think, you know, I think that you could do 342 00:15:11.919 --> 00:15:14.200 well much better than just a good story. 343 00:15:14.440 --> 00:15:16.399 Oh well, we'll see. I guess I don't know. 344 00:15:16.720 --> 00:15:19.720 Good morning, Dart liquors. My first email right into the podcast, 345 00:15:19.799 --> 00:15:22.600 sparked by a pretty interesting moment that happened on the 346 00:15:22.600 --> 00:15:25.320 show Tuesday. I know you guys like to joke and 347 00:15:25.360 --> 00:15:28.600 disparage one another in slapstick fashion, but I could not 348 00:15:28.799 --> 00:15:31.960 help it feel furious with Vaughnt's comments about Jenny and 349 00:15:32.000 --> 00:15:34.799 her hard work. Again, I know you guys joke around, 350 00:15:34.799 --> 00:15:36.639 but this one felt different. It's a real shame to 351 00:15:36.639 --> 00:15:39.279 see a valued member of the Morning show get demean 352 00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:42.480 by another member. As from what I can tell, everybody 353 00:15:42.559 --> 00:15:44.080 chips in their own way, and it should all be 354 00:15:44.120 --> 00:15:46.440 class chips in in their own way, and you all 355 00:15:46.440 --> 00:15:48.480 do hard work. Vaugh's comments really struck me. And I 356 00:15:48.559 --> 00:15:51.279 know Jenny has been dealing with mental health challenges and 357 00:15:51.320 --> 00:15:56.519 to have Vaunt ridicule her was truly disgusting. Sorry for 358 00:15:56.559 --> 00:15:58.360 the long ramp, but I really care about each member 359 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:02.600 except Vat on the show. Well, Henry, I will go 360 00:16:02.600 --> 00:16:04.600 ahead and tell you that a lot of that was 361 00:16:04.799 --> 00:16:07.399 just for fun. Yeah, I mean it really was. It's 362 00:16:07.480 --> 00:16:10.799 like he did say it, But then Bailey and I 363 00:16:10.879 --> 00:16:15.720 didn't help by piling on yeah, and I said things like, oh, well, yeah, Jenny, 364 00:16:15.759 --> 00:16:18.360 you've given all your work to Vaunt and Bailey, and 365 00:16:18.879 --> 00:16:22.039 it was definitely one of those things that maybe if 366 00:16:22.080 --> 00:16:24.200 you could have seen us and you could see us 367 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:26.679 smiling and laughing, you would have maybe seen that it 368 00:16:26.720 --> 00:16:27.360 was more fun. 369 00:16:27.559 --> 00:16:30.679 I feel like we don't usually take what we say seriously. 370 00:16:31.000 --> 00:16:34.039 Like if Dave told me I was an ugly moron, 371 00:16:34.080 --> 00:16:36.240 I'd be like, well, you're an ugly moron. I wouldn't 372 00:16:36.240 --> 00:16:37.519 like go home and cry about it because I know 373 00:16:37.519 --> 00:16:38.120 he's teasing me. 374 00:16:38.519 --> 00:16:40.600 And also I think like my side of the conversation 375 00:16:40.679 --> 00:16:43.720 became more like competitive than anything than like defensive. I 376 00:16:43.799 --> 00:16:46.919 was like getting competitive with it where I was I 377 00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:49.559 might have sounded a little bit angry, but like, I 378 00:16:49.600 --> 00:16:51.600 know it's all in fun and games and this is 379 00:16:51.639 --> 00:16:54.240 our show, and I know probably doesn't actually feel that 380 00:16:54.279 --> 00:16:54.840 way about me. 381 00:16:55.440 --> 00:16:58.480 And I don't think you're an ugly moron. Just a moron, Oh, 382 00:16:58.559 --> 00:16:59.240 just a moron. 383 00:16:59.519 --> 00:16:59.799 Cool. 384 00:17:00.039 --> 00:17:02.559 You're you're kind of hot. I told you that for 385 00:17:02.679 --> 00:17:06.640 years of hard got years. But I think that you're 386 00:17:06.680 --> 00:17:09.079 kind of hot. And you don't give yourself credit for 387 00:17:09.119 --> 00:17:11.880 being kind of hot. Here's the problem with that. One day, 388 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:14.000 when you're old, you're going to look back at you 389 00:17:14.039 --> 00:17:16.519 at this age and go, fuck, I was kind of 390 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:19.440 hot and I wasn't out sleeping with like everybody on 391 00:17:19.440 --> 00:17:24.000 the Gophers football team like I could have, Jenny did, Dad, 392 00:17:24.440 --> 00:17:26.920 you could have hooked up with everybody on the Gophers 393 00:17:26.920 --> 00:17:27.880 football Okay. 394 00:17:27.880 --> 00:17:30.680 Club, Okay, well I'll go meet the Gophers football by 395 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:33.000 Jenny to go with me, hold my hands so they'll 396 00:17:33.039 --> 00:17:38.279 be like, wow, Bailey knows, Jenny, we heard about Jenny. 397 00:17:38.039 --> 00:17:39.200 Brother slept with you. 398 00:17:39.279 --> 00:17:40.400 Yeah. 399 00:17:40.599 --> 00:17:43.799 All right, here's another one writing in your discussion about 400 00:17:43.839 --> 00:17:47.119 knowing when it's time to put your dog down. I've 401 00:17:47.160 --> 00:17:49.240