Speaker 1: Every day we do a podcast called The Minnesota Goodbye,
Speaker 1: and you have found it if you've never listened before, welcome. Basically,
Speaker 1: we spend fifteen to twenty five minutes or so reading
Speaker 1: emails and talking about stuff we can't say on the radio,
Speaker 1: and being a little bit more open about things like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna name the partners that I've had.
Speaker 1: We talked about our body count a little while ago. Okay,
Speaker 1: so I going to name them all. I know them all
Speaker 1: in order, but here's the ones I have memorized. Hey,
Speaker 1: Vanessa Cricket, Kim, Kathy, Vicky, Candy, Linda, Mary, Melanie, Kelly, Tammy, April, Julie, Stephanie, Debbie, Debbie, Tammy, Patty, Debbie, Debbie, Chris, Rusty, Julie, Kathy, Melissa, Joan,
Speaker 1: don Nancy. Now, if you count them, that should be
Speaker 1: about twenty seven.
Speaker 2: It sounded like you were reciting pie like three point one.
Speaker 1: Four or five four two six four.
Speaker 2: It felt very much like that.
Speaker 1: So once again, in case you thought I just named
Speaker 1: random names, I'll say him again. Vanessa Cricket, Kim, Kathy, Vicky, Candy, Linda, Mary, Melanie, Kelly, Tammy, April, Julie, Stephanie, Debbie, Tammy, Patty, Debbie, Debbie, Chris, Rusty, Julie, Kathy, Melissa,
Speaker 1: Joan don Nancy.
Speaker 2: Chris sounds cute?
Speaker 1: Is he cute? Chris?
Speaker 3: Was?
Speaker 1: She? I met her because she was on a dating
Speaker 1: show on my radio show, and she met a guy
Speaker 1: and they went out to dinner. They were a total
Speaker 1: mismatch because she was fun and flirty and he was like,
Speaker 1: he was in the military, and he was kind of
Speaker 1: a nerd, but he was a nice guy, and so
Speaker 1: we started talking about her date and then we hit
Speaker 1: it off. And so Chris and I, this is back
Speaker 1: in Vegas. I was probably like twenty two, and so
Speaker 1: she moved to Cassopolis, Michigan, and I lived in Ohio,
Speaker 1: and about a year or two later, she said, come
Speaker 1: up and see me for the weekend. So I said, okay,
Speaker 1: well great. You know, she said there was no GPS
Speaker 1: back then. So she said, my house is too hard
Speaker 1: to find. I will meet you at this hotel and
Speaker 1: then we'll go to my house. The hotel just happened
Speaker 1: to be easy to find.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I walk in and I'm looking around for and
Speaker 1: I see her bent over the water fountain. Dreaming from
Speaker 1: the water fountain. I'm like, oh, there she is high, Chris.
Speaker 1: She turned around and she's pregnant as fuck. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: pregnant as fuck?
Speaker 2: Is that your kid?
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. Oh God, it was a pillow.
Speaker 1: It was a joke.
Speaker 2: It was a joke, Chris.
Speaker 4: This is what your podcast should be about, Dave. Just
Speaker 4: go through all of the hundreds of women. Concourse, give
Speaker 4: you another one.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Sharon, Okay, Sharon was a listener. I enjoyed
Speaker 1: meeting and dating listeners to our radio show because we
Speaker 1: had something in common. We both love me. And Sharon
Speaker 1: was the one. Jenny knows this story where we were
Speaker 1: doing it on the dining room floor and she pooped
Speaker 1: during the middle of the whole thing. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you can't help yourself. I'm kidding, And you can
Speaker 3: help yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And then she picked it up and went back
Speaker 1: and threw it in the toilet and came back out,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh God, get out of my I.
Speaker 3: Forget the details on this one. Did she think that
Speaker 3: you didn't see it? So she picked it up to
Speaker 3: try to like get rid of it quick and hope
Speaker 3: you didn't see her.
Speaker 1: You want more details.
Speaker 2: She details on everybody.
Speaker 1: So she came over and she's very nice. We never
Speaker 1: really went out on a date. We just hooked up.
Speaker 1: But somehow instead of using the bed, we did it
Speaker 1: on the dining room floor. And I had glasses on,
Speaker 1: so I took my glasses off, and so we're doing
Speaker 1: it and then she finishes and I finish, and then
Speaker 1: I stand up and she stands up and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I didn't have my glasses on. I'm like, what's that
Speaker 1: on the floor And she goes, oh, and I put
Speaker 1: my glasses on just as she was picking it up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as well, you're not going to leave it there and go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I shit on the floor. No, you're
Speaker 1: going to act like, oh well, this is the most
Speaker 1: natural thing ever. So she very like spontaneously picked it
Speaker 1: up and took it back to the bathroom through in
Speaker 1: the toilet, flush, the toilet washed, her hands, comes back
Speaker 1: out and she's like, well, what do you want to
Speaker 1: do now? And I'm like, die.
Speaker 3: She definitely didn't think you saw it because you had
Speaker 3: your glasses off. She definitely was trying to probably hide it,
Speaker 3: don't you think.
Speaker 1: I don't think that she knew anything else to do
Speaker 1: except just pick it up.
Speaker 2: Which is are you positive it was poop or was
Speaker 2: it like a mouse?
Speaker 1: Well, I've never thought of that possibility, but I don't
Speaker 1: think it was a mouse. Sure, do you want one more?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Can I pay? Go through them?
Speaker 4: Gain?
Speaker 1: Okay? Vanessa Cricket, Kim, Kathy, Vicky, Candy, Linda, Mary, Melanie, Kelly, Tammy,
Speaker 1: April Reulie, Melanie Okay, oh this is ugly.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, great, Okay, I can't wait.
Speaker 1: Melanie met when a bunch of us went to a
Speaker 1: drive in movie and Melanie, Melanie and I sat in
Speaker 1: the back and we were attracted to each other. We'd
Speaker 1: never met before. We started making out during the drive
Speaker 1: in movie us crazy in a car full of like
Speaker 1: six other people. What. Yeah, that's so weird?
Speaker 3: How can continue on?
Speaker 1: And uh? And so Melanie and I. She's very sweet
Speaker 1: and she I was supposed to go on over to
Speaker 1: a girl's house that I was seeing. Let's say it's
Speaker 1: Wednesday night. Let's say it's like, oh tonight, I'm supposed
Speaker 1: to go over to a girl's house that I'm seeing
Speaker 1: named Amy, and I forgot all about it because I
Speaker 1: was busy banging Melanie, and I forgot all about that.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to go over to Amy's parents' house
Speaker 1: because she live with her mom and dad. God, and
Speaker 1: I didn't show up because I was banging Amy. No,
Speaker 1: I was banging Melanie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, jeez.
Speaker 1: And then I realized, Oh my god, I'm supposed to
Speaker 1: be over at Amy's house and I never showed up,
Speaker 1: and her mom and dad had got steak and they
Speaker 1: were going to grill out for us, and oh, poor
Speaker 1: poor Don. So here's a new feature on the show.
Speaker 1: You right in and say, name one of the first
Speaker 1: twenty seven women that I slept with, and I'll tell
Speaker 1: you the story about them. Yeah, so once again. They
Speaker 1: are Vanessa, Cricket, Kim, Kathy, Vicky, Candy, Linda, Mary, Melanie, Kelly, Tammy, April, Julie, Stephanie, Debbie, Debbie, Tammy,
Speaker 1: Patt No, Stephanie, Debbie, Tammy, Patty, Debbie, Debbie, Chris, Rusty, Julie, Kathy, Melissa, Joan,
Speaker 1: don Nancy.
Speaker 2: Oh, Rusty sounds cute? Was he cute?
Speaker 1: Rusty was an eye doctor?
Speaker 4: Oh? So?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And her real name was Debbie, but she had
Speaker 1: red hair, but she was so she went by Rusty.
Speaker 2: First boy I ever kissed was named Rusty?
Speaker 1: Is that right?
Speaker 3: Oh? I had a Rusty in my grade too, what's
Speaker 3: so funny? We all have a rusty. I didn't kiss
Speaker 3: him or anything like that, red hair. He did it
Speaker 3: and mine did. One thing I want to take from
Speaker 3: that list is I had no idea that cricket was
Speaker 3: only your second, but.
Speaker 1: As a cricket cam.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you got your second lady pregnant?
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean basically, yeah, Jay boy, send me
Speaker 1: an email and name a woman and I will tell
Speaker 1: you the story woman, And they're all none of them
Speaker 1: are meant to be disrespectful because we all had a
Speaker 1: great time. We really, we really had. All of us
Speaker 1: had a great time. I can't think of.
Speaker 4: One yourshead pick a random one, and I couldn't even
Speaker 4: if I named any name.
Speaker 2: Would you have somebody?
Speaker 1: Mark?
Speaker 4: Andy? Who? Andy Marcus? Okay, let's see Philip, Michael, No,
Speaker 4: Thomas Well William, yes, okay, tell us about will William.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 3: Okay, So I actually went to high school with this
Speaker 3: person and he was like really really cool in high school,
Speaker 3: but then he came to the Twin Cities metro area
Speaker 3: for college. Yeah, and he he became kind of like
Speaker 3: hipstery like the beer or he's kind of nice and whatever.
Speaker 3: And then he started reaching out to me once I
Speaker 3: got into radio, and I was like, I'll catch up
Speaker 3: with him whatever. But we had had a couple of
Speaker 3: drinks and he watched me to my car and then
Speaker 3: he like aggressively kissed me at my car and I
Speaker 3: wasn't really prepared for it, and I was like, and
Speaker 3: so afterwards, I said, you're welcome.
Speaker 1: Sure, welcome, You're welcome, You're welcome.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, because I just gave you
Speaker 3: a fantastic kiss that I was not anticipating.
Speaker 2: But that was it.
Speaker 3: I never like had any sexual relations with him.
Speaker 1: Okay, well then what about Philip, Yeah, Phillip, Thomas Brett,
Speaker 1: No Brett. What about Brett he sounds hot?
Speaker 3: No, No Brett. Honestly, I would really have to look
Speaker 3: at my list of names because I am like blanking
Speaker 3: on most of the people right now that I've slept with.
Speaker 3: I mean, there's like definitely people who stand out to me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and there's like a couple names that if I said them,
Speaker 3: I feel like too many people in the Twin Cities
Speaker 3: would maybe know who they are because they have very
Speaker 3: not too many people, but they stand out. Sure, and
Speaker 3: if we're in the same age range, you might know
Speaker 3: who they are. Sure, I have supple some golf for
Speaker 3: football players, so like, oh my god, I feel like
Speaker 3: those names. I'm not gonna celebrities back in my college days.
Speaker 1: Well I know, I know. Yeah, Okay, here we go
Speaker 1: random topics and let's get started from Sarah. I do
Speaker 1: not use tide laundry detergent. We talked about this yesterday.
Speaker 1: How nearly what he does several years ago is introduced
Speaker 1: to Mela Luca, which is an online shopping club of
Speaker 1: clean products. I love the quality of the products and
Speaker 1: knowing I'm not bringing in unnecessary chemicals into my home,
Speaker 1: I order them all my laundry, dish cleaning supplies, toothpape, etc.
Speaker 1: From them. Have you heard of them or tried their products?
Speaker 1: Mela Luca, m E l A l e Uca. No,
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about them. It might be worth
Speaker 1: checking out. I did hear yesterday, and I don't know
Speaker 1: if we get to the email or not, but somebody
Speaker 1: who they work repairing washing machines and they say that
Speaker 1: like commercial detergents are full of animal fat. Those are
Speaker 1: what break down your washer because it'll get coated on
Speaker 1: all the inside parts with animal fat. Like you're tied.
Speaker 1: It's got a lot of animal fat.
Speaker 2: I did not know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that either. Oh, and that will come
Speaker 1: up your your your appliances, and that cause them to
Speaker 1: break down earlier.
Speaker 4: It probably gets in like the fibers of your clothing,
Speaker 4: all of that kind of jazz.
Speaker 1: And they say, also, you don't need fabric softener. Fabric
Speaker 1: softener is not something anybody needs.
Speaker 3: I've never used that.
Speaker 1: Is there one practical item in your house that brings
Speaker 1: you joy? I ordered an ironing board wall mounted rack
Speaker 1: that also has a shell for the iron. I was
Speaker 1: laughing at how excited I was to put it up
Speaker 1: and show it off. But now my mudroom closet it's
Speaker 1: a bit more organized and looks so nice. Oh the
Speaker 1: joys of getting older practical item in Yeah, the vacuum,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I like vacuuming lines in the carpet.
Speaker 4: I this was I mean my ex boyfriend who just
Speaker 4: moved out had two different kinds of steamers, so one
Speaker 4: is for clothes, which was amazing. I could steam all
Speaker 4: of my clothes instead of ironing anything.
Speaker 2: It was awesome.
Speaker 4: And then he also had like a steamer for your mouth,
Speaker 4: so like if you were sick, you could steam your
Speaker 4: like throat and it would make you feel so much better,
Speaker 4: so much quicker. And now both of those steamers are gone.
Speaker 4: So I need two steamers. I need a closed steamer
Speaker 4: and a throat steamer.
Speaker 1: I want to get a seapap. Speaking of steamers, I
Speaker 1: want to get a seapap so I can sleep on
Speaker 1: my back. Yeah, So tell me if you get a seapap,
Speaker 1: what is the process? What do you have to do
Speaker 1: to get one?
Speaker 4: After the doctor you have to take like a sleep study.
Speaker 4: You don't want to It doesn't take that long though.
Speaker 4: It literally takes like a freaking day, So you have.
Speaker 2: To like go to the doctor.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a long time.
Speaker 2: No, you have all the time in the world. Get
Speaker 2: a freaking seapaps.
Speaker 4: You can sleep better and remember things better because it
Speaker 4: changes your life and remember things better. Okay, soho no no, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I'm saying that in general.
Speaker 4: So like, so, my ex boyfriend also had a seapap,
Speaker 4: and he said that he doesn't remember a lot of
Speaker 4: what happened. In college because he wasn't sleeping right, so
Speaker 4: he didn't have the oxygen going to his brain. But
Speaker 4: now he can remember things so much better now that
Speaker 4: he has a seapap, and his like quality of life
Speaker 4: like went up exponentially because he could finally like sleep.
Speaker 1: My thing is I sleep great, but I wake up
Speaker 1: because I cannot sleep on my back because when I
Speaker 1: go to sleep on my back, my throat relaxes, I
Speaker 1: snore and wake myself Upright, I have to sleep on
Speaker 1: my side, and when I do, I have bad shoulders.
Speaker 1: Apparently I get sore after one hour on each side,
Speaker 1: so every hour I have to wake up and turn over.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I want to sleep on my back just
Speaker 4: instead of wasting time waking up and turning over. Waste
Speaker 4: a day by getting a sleep study and get yourself
Speaker 4: a seapap, because.
Speaker 2: You do have to take life.
Speaker 1: Really, I really should you should?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: Next one from the same email, have Jenny and Vant
Speaker 1: made up? I feel like they weren't hearing each other
Speaker 1: and both got defensive. I love the authenticity even though
Speaker 1: it was an awkward moment.
Speaker 3: You knew works just like siblings and you get over things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they weren't even really mad at each other. They
Speaker 1: were both kind of playing it up a little bit
Speaker 1: just to kind of like be dramatic. I think that
Speaker 1: is it for now, says Sarah, trying to do my
Speaker 1: part as a staff writer, especially now that I have
Speaker 1: more time as I was recently laid off for my job.
Speaker 1: Now that I'm able to listen longer, I'm noticing how
Speaker 1: the bits are repeated during the different show time hours.
Speaker 1: That begs the question, are any of you working that hard?
Speaker 1: Keep up the great work? You know. It's funny because
Speaker 1: people don't expect us to do replays, But for years
Speaker 1: and years and years on the radio show, it was
Speaker 1: always like, well we do a bit at seven to ten.
Speaker 1: Everybody hears it because everybody certainly listens to the entire
Speaker 1: four hours of the show. Right. Turns out, no, no,
Speaker 1: It turns out most people listen for like twenty minutes,
Speaker 1: and they listen for the same twenty minutes every day.
Speaker 1: When I come in, I'm in the car with the
Speaker 1: radio on, sometimes not all the time, from five thirty
Speaker 1: to about five point fifty, and when I go home,
Speaker 1: I'm in the car for about twenty minutes. I'm not
Speaker 1: listening to the whole four hours of Fallon and Colt.
Speaker 1: I'll listen to a little bit, and so people don't
Speaker 1: if we do a great bit at seven twenty, the
Speaker 1: people listening at nine to ten, they have not heard
Speaker 1: it exact so we do a replay because it's quality
Speaker 1: stuff and a lot of the time, if you've heard
Speaker 1: it once, you don't really mind hearing it again.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's quality, Yeah, it's quality.
Speaker 1: All right, Thanks Sarah, I appreciate that one. Here is Sharise, Hello,
Speaker 1: my favorite morning show. I'm writing about two things today.
Speaker 1: Dave said everybody uses Tide. It's not true. I use
Speaker 1: pure X, are all free and clear. We are allergic
Speaker 1: too Tide and we break out in a rash. Also,
Speaker 1: I think a few weeks ago you were discussing the
Speaker 1: scam where people think they're dating a celebrity. Well, I
Speaker 1: have another one people should be aware of. It's on
Speaker 1: dating sites where you meet somebody, you think you're hitting
Speaker 1: it off, and after a few days they ask you
Speaker 1: for money so they can invest it for you. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's happened to me three times in the last week.
Speaker 1: This is just info for single listeners in case they
Speaker 1: haven't heard it. And also Bailey, what's the dating trend
Speaker 1: you were talking about. That's kind of like speed dating, Oh.
Speaker 2: Shuffle dating.
Speaker 4: They just sent out a new email for November dates,
Speaker 4: and I am considering it, but I'm also skei ot oh,
Speaker 4: I want you to do it.
Speaker 3: I know I don't want you to put yourself in
Speaker 3: an uncomfortable situation, but I think it'd be fun.
Speaker 4: It's very you. I feel it. It does feel like me.
Speaker 4: I feel like if I could get a friend to
Speaker 4: go with me, then I would do it for sure.
Speaker 1: I thinks somebody I really like this saying that might
Speaker 1: encourage you. It is the things that we fear most
Speaker 1: that we must do, and I think that's true. It's
Speaker 1: like I don't to quit my job, or I don't
Speaker 1: want to get a divorce, or I don't want to
Speaker 1: go on this date. But I think the things that
Speaker 1: we fear most that we must do because they make
Speaker 1: the biggest changes in our lives.
Speaker 4: Yeah, if anything, it'll be a good story, So that's
Speaker 4: probably all that matters.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, I think that you could do
Speaker 1: well much better than just a good story.
Speaker 2: Oh well, we'll see. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Dart liquors. My first email right into the podcast,
Speaker 1: sparked by a pretty interesting moment that happened on the
Speaker 1: show Tuesday. I know you guys like to joke and
Speaker 1: disparage one another in slapstick fashion, but I could not
Speaker 1: help it feel furious with Vaughnt's comments about Jenny and
Speaker 1: her hard work. Again, I know you guys joke around,
Speaker 1: but this one felt different. It's a real shame to
Speaker 1: see a valued member of the Morning show get demean
Speaker 1: by another member. As from what I can tell, everybody
Speaker 1: chips in their own way, and it should all be
Speaker 1: class chips in in their own way, and you all
Speaker 1: do hard work. Vaugh's comments really struck me. And I
Speaker 1: know Jenny has been dealing with mental health challenges and
Speaker 1: to have Vaunt ridicule her was truly disgusting. Sorry for
Speaker 1: the long ramp, but I really care about each member
Speaker 1: except Vat on the show. Well, Henry, I will go
Speaker 1: ahead and tell you that a lot of that was
Speaker 1: just for fun. Yeah, I mean it really was. It's
Speaker 1: like he did say it, But then Bailey and I
Speaker 1: didn't help by piling on yeah, and I said things like, oh, well, yeah, Jenny,
Speaker 1: you've given all your work to Vaunt and Bailey, and
Speaker 1: it was definitely one of those things that maybe if
Speaker 1: you could have seen us and you could see us
Speaker 1: smiling and laughing, you would have maybe seen that it
Speaker 1: was more fun.
Speaker 4: I feel like we don't usually take what we say seriously.
Speaker 4: Like if Dave told me I was an ugly moron,
Speaker 4: I'd be like, well, you're an ugly moron. I wouldn't
Speaker 4: like go home and cry about it because I know
Speaker 4: he's teasing me.
Speaker 3: And also I think like my side of the conversation
Speaker 3: became more like competitive than anything than like defensive. I
Speaker 3: was like getting competitive with it where I was I
Speaker 3: might have sounded a little bit angry, but like, I
Speaker 3: know it's all in fun and games and this is
Speaker 3: our show, and I know probably doesn't actually feel that
Speaker 3: way about me.
Speaker 1: And I don't think you're an ugly moron. Just a moron, Oh,
Speaker 1: just a moron.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 1: You're you're kind of hot. I told you that for
Speaker 1: years of hard got years. But I think that you're
Speaker 1: kind of hot. And you don't give yourself credit for
Speaker 1: being kind of hot. Here's the problem with that. One day,
Speaker 1: when you're old, you're going to look back at you
Speaker 1: at this age and go, fuck, I was kind of
Speaker 1: hot and I wasn't out sleeping with like everybody on
Speaker 1: the Gophers football team like I could have, Jenny did, Dad,
Speaker 1: you could have hooked up with everybody on the Gophers
Speaker 1: football Okay.
Speaker 4: Club, Okay, well I'll go meet the Gophers football by
Speaker 4: Jenny to go with me, hold my hands so they'll
Speaker 4: be like, wow, Bailey knows, Jenny, we heard about Jenny.
Speaker 1: Brother slept with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, here's another one writing in your discussion about
Speaker 1: knowing when it's time to put your dog down. I've
Speaker 1: been wondering with Josie and I'm not even close, but
Speaker 1: it is, you know. I was telling Jenny that and
Speaker 1: Bailey too. But Jenny is especially fond of dogs, and
Speaker 1: so Josie. She's fifteen and a half, and she was
Speaker 1: outside last night. I put her out before bedtime, and
Speaker 1: we have two stairs that she has to hop up on.
Speaker 1: She has to hop up onto the porch and then
Speaker 1: into the doorway. So she comes, you know, walking rather
Speaker 1: briskly back up the porch when she's done, and I'm
Speaker 1: watching for her, and she makes the first leap and
Speaker 1: she misjudged the second leap onto the into the doorway.
Speaker 1: She leaped too soon and didn't make it into the
Speaker 1: door and landed on the step on her little belly
Speaker 1: and then she landed and she rolled over and fell
Speaker 1: and it was just so pathetic. But she wasn't hurt,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, and I had to help her up,
Speaker 1: and so it just you know, it's just, you know,
Speaker 1: you watch for things like that. As far as the
Speaker 1: sores that she has. If it's what I'm thinking, I've
Speaker 1: had dogs with them. It's common and old dogs and
Speaker 1: it doesn't bother them. Sounds like she still has some
Speaker 1: things she loves in life and quality to do it.
Speaker 1: She does absolutely loves her treats. She loves to eat.
Speaker 1: She took her around a two mile walk last night.
Speaker 1: Up just fine. I had to put my soul dog
Speaker 1: down in March. He was in and out of the
Speaker 1: emergency vet with multiple bouts of pneumonia. The last time
Speaker 1: was bad and he wasn't responding well. I told my husband,
Speaker 1: I know he's tired and done and it isn't fair
Speaker 1: to keep him putting him through this. As devastated as
Speaker 1: I was to lose him, especially because he was only eight,
Speaker 1: I still miss him terribly. I know it was the
Speaker 1: right decision, Dave. You'll know when Josie is tired and
Speaker 1: ready to be done. She's your girl, and you know
Speaker 1: her best. Oh my gosh, emotional, Yeah, I do know
Speaker 1: her best. Yeah. To attempt to end on a positive note,
Speaker 1: Hopefully she still has happy times ahead with her. She does.
Speaker 1: Thanks for all you guys do love the show. PS
Speaker 1: vaunt is wrong. Jenny works hard and he would be
Speaker 1: lost without her. Smile emoji, thank you, Sarah. Teresa rights
Speaker 1: in Hi. Nothing salacious or riveting, But I had a
Speaker 1: quick question just for fun. If somebody handed you a
Speaker 1: baby today and ask you to name it, what would
Speaker 1: you choose? First and middle? Grace Louise, Grace Louise, Yeah,
Speaker 1: Grace Louise. I always want a girl named Grace or
Speaker 1: a boy named Jackson. So be Jackson Gunner, Jackson Gunner
Speaker 1: or Grace Louise.
Speaker 2: I if I have a son Albert Clark, I like that.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, gosh Cooper for the first name. But middle
Speaker 3: name that I have to think about that one. Cooper
Speaker 3: Charles nice because Cooper doesn't sound very prestigious, but Charles does.
Speaker 3: Cooper Charles.
Speaker 2: Girls names I like Ruby. I've always liked Ruby. But
Speaker 2: I had a great aunt Lottie, and so I really
Speaker 2: like Lottie too.
Speaker 1: But I don't know Lotti. How do you spell that?
Speaker 2: Lott I e greant aunt Lottie.
Speaker 1: Hold On, I'm sending a staff writer noticed to Secretary
Speaker 1: breed Jack and there we go, Teresa, we will send
Speaker 1: you your staff writer sticker. Next one, you guys are
Speaker 1: talking about brand loyalty. My brand I'll never substitute is
Speaker 1: old home cut cheese. The dark blue container is better
Speaker 1: than any other kind that ever existed. It just sucks, though,
Speaker 1: because one cord of it rank racks up to be
Speaker 1: like seven bucks. But there is no other choice for me,
Speaker 1: so it's either I pay or I don't get it.
Speaker 1: Then the subject of cereal came up or later to day,
Speaker 1: because when I was a kid, my mom would always
Speaker 1: get raisin bran and none of us four kids liked it,
Speaker 1: but my dad loved it, so he always got all
Speaker 1: of it because it wouldn't get eaten. And it related
Speaker 1: to Jenny when she said that they can't just have
Speaker 1: a little cereal. No matter what kind I get, it
Speaker 1: always up ends up being a big bowl. Then it's
Speaker 1: gone in three days, especially because the boxes get smaller
Speaker 1: and smaller, so I just don't buy any at all. Now,
Speaker 1: what you don't know, Bailey and Jenny is when you
Speaker 1: were a kid and there was no cell phone, you
Speaker 1: ate your breakfast in the kitchen, probably not in front
Speaker 1: of the TV. Cereal box backs used to be prime
Speaker 1: reading material. Yeah, for a kid. Do you remember this?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: They were games and so all right.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that, but when I was a kid, Yeah,
Speaker 1: the cereal box back and sometimes if you got bored,
Speaker 1: you'd read the ingredients like nyasin and vitamin aiaow on
Speaker 1: the side. But yeah, they used to be full of
Speaker 1: reading material and puzzles and games and things like that.
Speaker 1: All right, I got some few, a few more emails
Speaker 1: that I want to get to and let's see. No, no,
Speaker 1: somebody sent in some pictures of them getting engaged at
Speaker 1: the Renaissance Festival. Wow, and they're a very cute couple
Speaker 1: and they're totally garbed out. The reason this came up
Speaker 1: is because Group Therapy was about the woman who got
Speaker 1: engaged at the Renaissance Festival and she hated every minute
Speaker 1: of it, and so we thought that was kind of
Speaker 1: funny and so you guys, what an attractive couple. I mean,
Speaker 1: I can't see his face, but she is very attractive
Speaker 1: and that is super cool, all right. Next one, Hello
Speaker 1: Morning show crew. I own a local dog training company
Speaker 1: and I oftentimes get brought in as an expert for
Speaker 1: my clasciences as far as behavior, and my go to
Speaker 1: response is similar to what you guys are saying. Whenever
Speaker 1: the quality of your life has gotten to the point
Speaker 1: where she doesn't enjoy doing what she has done in
Speaker 1: the past, and if you have to force her to eat,
Speaker 1: that it's time to let her go. Dogs have no
Speaker 1: concept of how long they're supposed to live, so they
Speaker 1: don't know if they're supposed to die tomorrow or live
Speaker 1: another ten years. So as long as we keep them
Speaker 1: happy and enjoy what they're doing, it's fair to keep
Speaker 1: them around. Can I do something very unusual on the podcast?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 1: I really want to have somebody on on the actual show,
Speaker 1: So I'm going to bring this up now that we
Speaker 1: don't normally plan the show. During the Minnesota Goodbye, there's
Speaker 1: a couple of things I want to make sure that
Speaker 1: we get to. One is having a veterinarian or a
Speaker 1: dog expert on to talk about how you know, because
Speaker 1: I want to know when Joe and Josie still got
Speaker 1: some time. Yeah, but there's a lot of people. If
Speaker 1: you own a dog, you've either been through it or
Speaker 1: you will go through it. And I think it's just
Speaker 1: really valuable information. Also, Vaught has not done the bit
Speaker 1: am I invited? Are you invited to the cookout?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's the one where he hasked questions about
Speaker 1: black culture and if you get it right, then you
Speaker 1: are invited to the cookout. Yes, And we haven't done
Speaker 1: that in a while.
Speaker 3: We just haven't been able to because we don't have
Speaker 3: a giveaway for it because the gay right now keywords,
Speaker 3: that's why we haven't done it in a little while.
Speaker 3: We'll get to it the next time we have a
Speaker 3: contest that doesn't involve keywords.
Speaker 1: Well five okay, and I think let me scroll down
Speaker 1: a little bit and see whether there's anything else, because
Speaker 1: sometimes we get yeah, that's that's going to do it.
Speaker 1: So thank you for the emails to the Minnesota Goodbye.
Speaker 1: If we didn't get to yours, it's because we either
Speaker 1: didn't get to it, which we will try later, or
Speaker 1: we had a lot of emails on the same thing,
Speaker 1: but sometimes we don't mind different perspectives, Like I got
Speaker 1: a lot on Josie and her enjoyment of life, so
Speaker 1: we'll probably continue to cover that. Any ideas for the show,
Speaker 1: maybe you want to send in one of those women's
Speaker 1: names and I will tell you the story behind them.
Speaker 1: Name another one, Bailey, Vanessa, Creaket camc. I think Picky Candy, Linda,
Speaker 1: Mary Milaney, Kathy. She was married, okay, And she called
Speaker 1: the radio station and I'm like, Hi, how are you.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I just got here from San Diego.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, does anybody show you a good time
Speaker 1: in Colorado? Since she got here? And so I met her.
Speaker 1: I took her out, and then she told me that
Speaker 1: she was married, and I'm like, what the fuck? So
Speaker 1: she never told me she was married until after the fact.
Speaker 4: Okay, Like, so when you say you took her out,
Speaker 4: that means you were like doing it. And then she
Speaker 4: was by the way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I took her. We took her. I took her out.
Speaker 1: We had a couple of drinks, we went I'd lived
Speaker 1: at home, so we went back to my mom and
Speaker 1: dad's house, sneaked into the basement. Oh wow, hooked up
Speaker 1: and then we fell asleep.
Speaker 2: How old were you?
Speaker 1: Nineteen? She was eighteen.
Speaker 2: She was eighteen.
Speaker 1: She was married with a kid.
Speaker 3: What yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And so I woke up. It's daylight. I could hear
Speaker 1: mom and dad rattling around upstairs.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I've got to sneak this person out
Speaker 1: of my house past mom and Dad. So I sneaked
Speaker 1: her up the stairs. They were in the kitchen. We
Speaker 1: were three stairs below the kitchen. Sneaked her out the
Speaker 1: back door, walked her through the backyard, took her into
Speaker 1: the front yard, got into my car, started it up.
Speaker 1: By this time, Mom and Dad absolutely heard me start
Speaker 1: the car. And I know they saw me pull off
Speaker 1: with some girl in the car.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: They never said every one of Who's got a story?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why I'm saying, you can make each of
Speaker 4: these into a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yeah, today's episode what's the Number?
Speaker 2: Hey, everybody, welcome back to What's your Number? Dave and Jenny.
Speaker 1: Okay, And if you want to send that's fine. If
Speaker 1: you want to send in a name for Jenny to
Speaker 1: see whether she's ever hooked up with a Robert that
Speaker 1: maybe says a story about Robert.
Speaker 3: No Roberts, but I'm gonna have to go look at
Speaker 3: my list tonight.
Speaker 1: See let us know. We'll see you tomorrow on the
Speaker 1: Minnesota Goodbye Email Ryan Show at KDWB dot com