WEBVTT 1 00:00:14.160 --> 00:00:16.440 And we are so back and it's back to nineteen 2 00:00:16.480 --> 00:00:20.199 eighty five. Boss, it's the very first Saturday Night's main event. 3 00:00:20.640 --> 00:00:24.800 I mean, can you get any better? Honestly, Like, you 4 00:00:24.839 --> 00:00:28.320 can feel from the moment that this this this, this 5 00:00:28.399 --> 00:00:32.039 show opens up. You can just feel the excitement. You 6 00:00:32.079 --> 00:00:36.240 can feel the craze of the fans. It's it's wild. 7 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:39.079 Yeah, it's like they have no expectations, like everything's gravy. 8 00:00:39.759 --> 00:00:42.119 They're not coming in like unless these boxes are checked 9 00:00:42.159 --> 00:00:44.759 on board, right, They're like, this is fucking awesome. 10 00:00:44.799 --> 00:00:49.039 They're not. They're not looking for a certain wrestler's move set. 11 00:00:50.039 --> 00:00:53.159 They're not hoping to see, uh, you know, a flippy 12 00:00:53.159 --> 00:00:54.159 floppy bitch. 13 00:00:54.479 --> 00:00:57.079 They don't book the things. They don't book the thing 14 00:00:57.119 --> 00:00:59.280 in their head ahead of time, and then blame the 15 00:00:59.280 --> 00:01:06.560 promotion for not doing exactly exactly. 16 00:01:03.799 --> 00:01:05.920 What they What they instead do is they get disappointed 17 00:01:05.959 --> 00:01:09.400 if their guy doesn't win. And wait a minute, actually, 18 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:14.760 hold on a second, all baby faces go over? Holy 19 00:01:14.879 --> 00:01:17.840 you know, I'm just realizing that there is not a 20 00:01:17.879 --> 00:01:20.319 heel that goes over on this show. There's not even 21 00:01:20.319 --> 00:01:22.680 a heat angle where a heel lays out a baby face. No. 22 00:01:23.239 --> 00:01:27.560 Yeah, so this is all Wow, I wonder how much 23 00:01:27.719 --> 00:01:30.000 Wild Dick Eversoll's view. You know, it's like what's fun 24 00:01:30.040 --> 00:01:32.319 about wrestling is kind of like keeping it lighthearted. 25 00:01:32.599 --> 00:01:34.359 I mean, you know, you gotta have a happy ending. 26 00:01:35.319 --> 00:01:37.799 You know, if we're talking about every every single match 27 00:01:37.840 --> 00:01:41.000 being its own story, which it is, you know, it's 28 00:01:41.000 --> 00:01:43.879 it's it's its own chapter in the greater scheme of things, 29 00:01:44.599 --> 00:01:47.120 you know, and Saturday Night's main event itself is just 30 00:01:47.200 --> 00:01:49.959 one chapter in the greater, greater scheme of things. You know, 31 00:01:50.040 --> 00:01:53.159 this is just one whole story, you know, over and 32 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:55.680 over again, round and round we go. And you know, 33 00:01:55.840 --> 00:02:00.280 people love a happy ending thing events, especially what do 34 00:02:00.280 --> 00:02:03.239 you what do you mean? Hence they want to go home? 35 00:02:03.439 --> 00:02:06.239 You want to leave the fans smiling, don't you don't 36 00:02:06.280 --> 00:02:09.639 you want to put smiles on faces? Write that one down? 37 00:02:09.759 --> 00:02:14.759 What do you mean smiles? And who's who's smiling? Who's faces? 38 00:02:15.599 --> 00:02:20.240 Whose smiles are we putting on these faces? Our baby faces? What? Well, 39 00:02:20.319 --> 00:02:23.719 I don't know about half our baby faces? What what? 40 00:02:24.039 --> 00:02:24.080 No? 41 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:28.439 Oh you are baby faces? I don't I don't know, baby, 42 00:02:28.599 --> 00:02:30.439 I don't understand. What on heat? 43 00:02:31.240 --> 00:02:33.240 Well that's years away. 44 00:02:34.680 --> 00:02:36.400 Well, I mean it's going to get hot. It's May, 45 00:02:36.960 --> 00:02:40.719 it's going to get hot. It's me mis forever solve 46 00:02:40.759 --> 00:02:41.800 all the things. 47 00:02:42.919 --> 00:02:45.080 That you can say about working with WWF, what would 48 00:02:45.080 --> 00:02:46.680 you urge just to think about on the eve of 49 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:48.280 the first NBC telecast? 50 00:02:50.199 --> 00:02:53.919 Do you have something it's getting hot? Hey, you know what, 51 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:55.719 It's May. It's going to get hot. It's going to 52 00:02:55.759 --> 00:02:56.439 get hot. That's it. 53 00:02:56.439 --> 00:02:58.000 It's going to get hot, and some like it hot. 54 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.759 From what I understand, I don't know about, but I 55 00:03:00.759 --> 00:03:03.879 know about happy beginnings. They sound a little bit like. 56 00:03:03.919 --> 00:03:11.360 Canning Ping Tanning, can Tank Senning Kang Tranning, can kang 57 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:16.439 kang kangang be cank. 58 00:03:18.319 --> 00:03:22.639 Tank kank gang kang kang. Woah, woah woah. 59 00:03:22.840 --> 00:03:27.599 Who it sounds to me I could be mistaken that 60 00:03:27.680 --> 00:03:30.400 there's a new driving force in late night NBC. 61 00:03:32.280 --> 00:03:35.240 Late Night Entertainment. Yeah, you got it right for that matter. 62 00:03:35.439 --> 00:03:38.360 And this all goes down after sal BelOMO beats Johnny Rods, 63 00:03:38.439 --> 00:03:42.639 Les Thornton beats Rick McGraw less is more indeed, John 64 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:47.120 stud beats Tony Garria, Josey Luis Evena defeats Charlie Fulton, 65 00:03:48.759 --> 00:03:52.360 and Moondok spot pins Steve Lombardi also pinning Steve Lombardi 66 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:59.039 in this evening, Pat Patterson, But enough, but enough about 67 00:03:59.039 --> 00:04:06.280 the Marriotte. After the show, oh ship, So we opened 68 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:10.520 immediately with Yeah, Cindy Lauper and Wendy Richter, here we go. 69 00:04:10.800 --> 00:04:13.039 So this is what you gotta do. 70 00:04:13.639 --> 00:04:16.759 You gotta make sure Wendy that Moor does not grip 71 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:17.399 your head. 72 00:04:17.279 --> 00:04:20.000 Because that she always to walk. 73 00:04:20.079 --> 00:04:20.480 Everything. 74 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:20.920 That's right. 75 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:22.279 Now, keep your trunks strong. 76 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:24.000 We never become from stomach. 77 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:27.319 Well did she say keep your trunks strong? Is that 78 00:04:27.399 --> 00:04:27.920 what she said? 79 00:04:28.920 --> 00:04:32.519 She said her her trunk strong. Yeah, like her her 80 00:04:32.639 --> 00:04:36.720 her core. Oh oh okay, all right, it's all it's 81 00:04:36.720 --> 00:04:40.240 all hilarious to like the NBC intelligensia, you know, like, oh, 82 00:04:40.319 --> 00:04:43.759 of course commenting on you know, wrestlers actually having strengths, 83 00:04:43.839 --> 00:04:44.560 and it's all. 84 00:04:44.639 --> 00:04:46.959 Because well, I mean, we all know they don't. They 85 00:04:47.000 --> 00:04:50.000 don't have any strengths. It's all fake. So we can't 86 00:04:50.040 --> 00:04:52.519 have So that leaves the creative window wide open. Of 87 00:04:52.639 --> 00:04:54.160 course you know we can. We can. We can make 88 00:04:54.199 --> 00:04:56.360 as much ship up as we want, you know, because 89 00:04:56.360 --> 00:04:59.759 they can't do anything. They're really very limited as individuals. 90 00:05:00.720 --> 00:05:02.480 It's just you know, we can make them see them 91 00:05:02.519 --> 00:05:03.160 bigger than they are. 92 00:05:04.600 --> 00:05:07.959 And look, I understand that Tindy Lapper Show showed up 93 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:10.920 to NASA Coliseum having lost her voice. No problem, we 94 00:05:11.040 --> 00:05:12.639 can just get Edith Bunker on the phone. 95 00:05:15.360 --> 00:05:17.240 Always keep the trunk store, and. 96 00:05:18.120 --> 00:05:19.720 This time we're gonna go and there we're gonna win, 97 00:05:19.839 --> 00:05:20.680 and we're gonna get. 98 00:05:20.560 --> 00:05:22.000 That you use the bed. 99 00:05:23.639 --> 00:05:25.439 And destroy. 100 00:05:25.800 --> 00:05:26.240 That's that. 101 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:30.399 I'm hulking and I won't be alone tonight when I 102 00:05:30.480 --> 00:05:34.600 defend my World Championship title against Cowboy Bob Barton because. 103 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:38.680 By the way, uh, we need more Hull Hogan shirts 104 00:05:38.720 --> 00:05:43.959 with Saturday's main event logo. Absolutely nothing fucking winner thrilled 105 00:05:44.360 --> 00:05:46.600 than to see him wearing that. I mean, it's the 106 00:05:46.639 --> 00:05:48.759 same thing when he ninety two when he had the 107 00:05:48.879 --> 00:05:53.399 new logo on his red and yellow I fucking loved it, 108 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:59.639 all right, happy made me happy. Here we go, mister 109 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:02.279 b it's gonna be in mid Huh. 110 00:06:04.800 --> 00:06:07.720 Just saying they should. Uh, they're probably gonna run away 111 00:06:07.720 --> 00:06:10.040 from it now. But if he's involved, as originally a 112 00:06:10.040 --> 00:06:11.959 planned with this next Saturday Night's main event, they should 113 00:06:11.959 --> 00:06:13.879 release a T shirt at the venue of like the 114 00:06:14.000 --> 00:06:15.360 hul Cogan SNM E shirt. 115 00:06:15.399 --> 00:06:17.319 Oh yeah, they totally should, but I'm. 116 00:06:17.160 --> 00:06:18.759 Sure they'll shy away from it now. It's so funny, 117 00:06:18.759 --> 00:06:20.959 you know, when I saw Hogan come out on Netflix, 118 00:06:20.959 --> 00:06:22.639 I'm like, we should do the first Saturday Night's main 119 00:06:22.680 --> 00:06:24.160 event for the next one, because they were not only 120 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:26.120 hitting he's not only back, but they're hitting us with 121 00:06:26.160 --> 00:06:28.160 commercials about how he's going to be integrated into the 122 00:06:28.199 --> 00:06:30.639 second special. They shied away from him, of course in 123 00:06:30.680 --> 00:06:32.480 the December one, and now it's like, there's no fucking 124 00:06:32.600 --> 00:06:33.639 chance of that, not at all. 125 00:06:34.439 --> 00:06:38.199 On It's it's really I don't know, I don't know. 126 00:06:38.639 --> 00:06:41.639 I'm at a loss. Anyway, here we go. Hold on, 127 00:06:41.839 --> 00:06:44.240 that's light Hulk, baby, I know that fool Riddy Rodney 128 00:06:44.319 --> 00:06:45.199 pipe book step. 129 00:06:45.040 --> 00:06:45.759 His nose in a ring. 130 00:06:45.879 --> 00:06:47.680 You're gonna ask to me, how pity that food? 131 00:06:48.240 --> 00:06:51.000 You know, Hot Pitty, that's fool too. So kip back 132 00:06:51.160 --> 00:06:52.920 and relax first Saturday Night. 133 00:07:00.680 --> 00:07:03.240 You know, I do like the the the Later theme 134 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:05.920 as well, right, because that's what that is on Peacock. 135 00:07:06.000 --> 00:07:08.000 It's what the s N me E theme would become. 136 00:07:08.879 --> 00:07:11.040 Yeah, it's I don't know when they started doing that 137 00:07:11.199 --> 00:07:14.000 for real, but I like it. I like it a 138 00:07:14.040 --> 00:07:23.800 lot mean King Kang King can King Kan w got it? 139 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:27.000 Kang Kang can King. 140 00:07:27.079 --> 00:07:35.439 Kang whennye wheny ween Manna. 141 00:07:34.279 --> 00:07:35.680 I know which of the two makes me feel like 142 00:07:35.720 --> 00:07:36.879 I'm playing WrestleMania for the. 143 00:07:36.959 --> 00:07:39.160 Ne e S's fucking right? 144 00:07:40.920 --> 00:07:41.920 Oh god? 145 00:07:42.399 --> 00:07:44.480 So, I mean that's the sizzle reel to kick things off. 146 00:07:44.519 --> 00:07:46.560 So we've got the bad principle between Cindy Lauper and 147 00:07:46.600 --> 00:07:50.519 Wendy Richter that stands for annihilated, beaten, annihilated and destroyed 148 00:07:51.639 --> 00:07:55.040 if you were wondering at home, which I was. And 149 00:07:57.720 --> 00:07:59.839 and Hogan pumps his fist at mister T at the 150 00:07:59.920 --> 00:08:01.839 end to that promo you just heard, and smiles at him, 151 00:08:01.879 --> 00:08:03.399 and we get the freeze frame, and it appears they 152 00:08:03.439 --> 00:08:06.639 have dubbed in Hogan chants and crowd noise right at 153 00:08:06.639 --> 00:08:11.000 the beginning of this because already, yeah, you can kind 154 00:08:11.000 --> 00:08:13.319 of see in the background of these guys talking. I 155 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:15.720 don't know, maybe they did shoot Hogan and mister T 156 00:08:16.079 --> 00:08:18.000 in the same position that me and Jean stood to 157 00:08:18.040 --> 00:08:20.240 interview wrestlers right near the ramp, but this kind of 158 00:08:20.279 --> 00:08:22.439 looked like green screeny to me. Probably not, now that 159 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:24.360 we know they only had a twenty four hour turnaround. 160 00:08:24.720 --> 00:08:26.879 Yeah, I would imagine that they couldn't do that. That 161 00:08:26.959 --> 00:08:29.959 seems like a lot to do, especially back then. Yeah, 162 00:08:30.160 --> 00:08:31.600 to be able to get that done. 163 00:08:31.480 --> 00:08:33.320 Yeah, that's probably why I assigned the chance to like 164 00:08:33.360 --> 00:08:34.879 a pre recorded thing, because it looked like a green 165 00:08:34.919 --> 00:08:36.919 screen production. But now that wouldn't have been possible. And 166 00:08:37.279 --> 00:08:39.159 as the show envelops and you see the position they're 167 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:41.279 standing in for the interviews throughout the duration, it's clear 168 00:08:41.360 --> 00:08:43.679 that they're standing there. So in the background you can 169 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:45.759 see wrestlers like walking back up the aisle. Must have 170 00:08:45.799 --> 00:08:47.960 been one of the Gabbroni's I just talked about. Almost definitely, 171 00:08:48.279 --> 00:08:50.519 I would imagine, yeah, yeah, I couldn't really make out 172 00:08:50.559 --> 00:08:54.639 who it was. But so they frame them up that 173 00:08:54.840 --> 00:08:57.240 way and you can see kind of the lower bowl 174 00:08:57.279 --> 00:08:59.120 of an arena behind them, and we hit the music. 175 00:08:59.159 --> 00:09:04.080 You just played freeze frame of Hogan uh slamming piper 176 00:09:04.240 --> 00:09:05.960 with a red box around it. You know, they do 177 00:09:06.039 --> 00:09:10.080 that graphic with the red box around the action clips yep. 178 00:09:10.279 --> 00:09:12.399 And does that logo ever glow in all of its 179 00:09:12.480 --> 00:09:13.639 fucking neon glory? 180 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:15.159 Beautiful? It's beautiful. 181 00:09:15.240 --> 00:09:17.559 Does it survive as the logo today because it didn't 182 00:09:17.679 --> 00:09:18.320 used to be better. 183 00:09:20.279 --> 00:09:24.159 I mean, it's amazing, you know, it really is unbelievable that, 184 00:09:24.440 --> 00:09:26.279 you know, when you think about all the logos that 185 00:09:26.320 --> 00:09:31.080 they've had, that's the one, Yeah, that one in WrestleMania. Yeah, 186 00:09:31.240 --> 00:09:33.480 I mean, but even WrestleMania, they've changed a little bit. 187 00:09:33.559 --> 00:09:37.120 They have, you know, like this the Saturday's even even 188 00:09:37.200 --> 00:09:42.279 in in in two thousand and eight, the the Saturday's 189 00:09:42.279 --> 00:09:45.519 main event logo looked pretty much the same, true, like 190 00:09:45.639 --> 00:09:48.519 the you know, the the WrestleMania one. Yes, it has 191 00:09:49.039 --> 00:09:54.240 it's mostly the same, but it still has had, you know, differences, 192 00:09:54.440 --> 00:09:56.600 and you know, they make it look more like a 193 00:09:57.639 --> 00:10:00.559 you know, like a like a big sign presentation thing, 194 00:10:00.720 --> 00:10:04.440 and you know with different with their stupid little uh 195 00:10:04.600 --> 00:10:08.279 uh what do you call it, like logos and stuff 196 00:10:08.320 --> 00:10:10.960 to you know, well, it's more of the Vince era, 197 00:10:11.080 --> 00:10:14.000 I guess, Yeah, the logos different. You know, we're not gonna, 198 00:10:14.000 --> 00:10:15.559 we're not gonna say what number it is. We're just 199 00:10:15.639 --> 00:10:22.320 gonna we're gonna we're gonna in, you know, in we'll 200 00:10:22.360 --> 00:10:23.759 make a suggestion as to what it is. 201 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:29.879 He's big on suggesting, not saying. He would suggest, but 202 00:10:29.960 --> 00:10:31.279 he would not say, of course I. 203 00:10:31.279 --> 00:10:33.879 Would suggest, I will not say, but I will suggest. 204 00:10:33.759 --> 00:10:35.519 Thanks to this broadcast and the credits that role at 205 00:10:35.519 --> 00:10:37.480 the end, we do know that logos designs for w 206 00:10:37.639 --> 00:10:39.440 w F at the time or courtesy of Brian Penry 207 00:10:40.039 --> 00:10:43.759 who's an illustrator and a graphic artist, that they used 208 00:10:43.799 --> 00:10:45.919 for not only this but the WrestleMania logo as well 209 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:48.279 as I believe he also did the metallic w w 210 00:10:48.399 --> 00:10:50.639 F logo that we all deepen our hearts want to 211 00:10:50.679 --> 00:10:55.240 go back to. So definitely Brian Penry making a significant contribution. 212 00:10:56.519 --> 00:10:56.960 Amazing. 213 00:10:58.279 --> 00:11:00.840 We end with that freeze frame that's kind of you know, 214 00:11:00.960 --> 00:11:03.360 the classic. They even brought it back when they were 215 00:11:03.399 --> 00:11:05.639 doing sicel reels for the Return of Snemy last year, 216 00:11:05.679 --> 00:11:08.240 where it ends with Hogan doing the double bicep and 217 00:11:08.320 --> 00:11:10.480 a freeze frame with a logo next to him. Yep, 218 00:11:10.559 --> 00:11:12.039 so we get that here, and then we open up 219 00:11:12.039 --> 00:11:15.240 on the Nassau Coliseum and interesting, they have a white 220 00:11:15.279 --> 00:11:18.039 backdrop on some of these Saturday Night made event banners, 221 00:11:18.120 --> 00:11:18.639 not black. 222 00:11:18.759 --> 00:11:23.279 Yes, yes, it is very It almost kind of kills 223 00:11:23.360 --> 00:11:26.080 the look of the logo because you can't see all 224 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:29.759 of it. Yeah, that's a curious choice. Yeah, I think 225 00:11:29.759 --> 00:11:32.600 it's the this, Uh, which one of the I forget. 226 00:11:32.679 --> 00:11:34.960 I'm not looking at the logo right now, but some 227 00:11:35.080 --> 00:11:37.799 of the letters are white and so or like lighter 228 00:11:38.559 --> 00:11:40.000 and so they don't show up. 229 00:11:40.080 --> 00:11:42.759 It's very bizarre, and white just tends to look dirty, 230 00:11:42.919 --> 00:11:45.679 even if you don't want it to white enough. 231 00:11:45.759 --> 00:11:49.480 And environment like this. Yeah, it's not a good it's 232 00:11:49.519 --> 00:11:50.080 not a good look. 233 00:11:50.759 --> 00:11:53.279 So Vince, Hello, everybody, Welcome to the Nasau County Coliseum, 234 00:11:53.279 --> 00:11:55.360 where thousands of friendzied fans have gathered for the greatest 235 00:11:55.360 --> 00:11:56.919 spectacle in wrestling Saturday night. 236 00:11:57.039 --> 00:12:01.240 I'm sorry, I'm sorry he called Is that the greatest 237 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:05.039 spectacle in wrestling six weeks after WrestleMania has already think 238 00:12:05.039 --> 00:12:08.200 of the past? Absolutely? Fuck it? Yeah done, it's over. 239 00:12:08.799 --> 00:12:10.200 Fuck it. He sucks now. 240 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:13.840 They feel like big boys. Yep, so FINKX in the ring, 241 00:12:13.919 --> 00:12:15.919 they zoom out, they jump to Uh, they could do 242 00:12:16.039 --> 00:12:17.679 kind of like a jump cut. Some of that sloppiness 243 00:12:17.720 --> 00:12:19.720 you were talking about. Yeah, I don't like it on 244 00:12:19.799 --> 00:12:22.879 display right away, Vince. With an introduction, they cut some 245 00:12:22.960 --> 00:12:24.840 signs in the audience talk about the two biggest names 246 00:12:24.840 --> 00:12:28.120 and wrestling entertainment. I swear that is said, wrestling entertainment. 247 00:12:28.480 --> 00:12:29.480 That's right, that's what it is. 248 00:12:29.559 --> 00:12:34.240 Connection Lopper and uh, of course Cindy Lauper and uh, 249 00:12:34.440 --> 00:12:37.600 Wendy Richter, Vince and Ventura Ventor is all in pink 250 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:40.679 with the ring behind them. Jesse is pumped up and excited, 251 00:12:41.759 --> 00:12:44.480 so he's doing his best to add. 252 00:12:44.320 --> 00:12:47.600 Some flair in Vietnam. 253 00:12:51.559 --> 00:12:54.440 He's a well, I guess that's a version of excited. 254 00:12:55.559 --> 00:13:00.360 The humors are excited because you may die. But he 255 00:13:00.360 --> 00:13:02.159 says he's excited because it's there's a National Pact six 256 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:05.320 man tag team bout. And you know, Jesse loves to 257 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:06.080 call him bouts. 258 00:13:06.639 --> 00:13:09.200 He loves a good bout. And then he started and 259 00:13:09.200 --> 00:13:11.559 then you can tell you forget. He also likes about 260 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:12.720 of pneumonia as well. 261 00:13:12.840 --> 00:13:14.720 Sometimes you can tell he forgets what he's supposed to 262 00:13:14.759 --> 00:13:16.240 say next, and he goes as well as and he 263 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:22.639 looks at Vince, and Vince goes the junkyard dog, and 264 00:13:22.720 --> 00:13:24.639 then Or recovers with his version of yeah, I meant 265 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:26.039 to say that, So he jumped cut to the iron 266 00:13:26.120 --> 00:13:27.639 cheek as the voice over Vince McMahon. 267 00:13:28.399 --> 00:13:32.240 So bad, so bad, honestly, and I actually spent about 268 00:13:32.240 --> 00:13:37.720 an hour trying to figure out if that was a 269 00:13:37.919 --> 00:13:41.000 natural cut that they did for the actual live thing 270 00:13:41.080 --> 00:13:43.600 or if it was a WWE thing because it was 271 00:13:43.639 --> 00:13:46.639 so awkward, Like, don't mean like ww network thing. I 272 00:13:46.919 --> 00:13:49.679 don't think it. I think it is a legit cut 273 00:13:50.000 --> 00:13:53.799 in their editing, like for the show. But it was 274 00:13:53.879 --> 00:13:57.559 so awkward that I thought for sure it must have 275 00:13:57.639 --> 00:14:00.519 been something having to do with the network cut, something 276 00:14:00.600 --> 00:14:04.120 out in between Vince and Jesse. 277 00:14:04.480 --> 00:14:06.840 No, I don't think that, because it's not smooth when 278 00:14:06.879 --> 00:14:08.720 Peacock makes those cuts, or they make those cuts, at 279 00:14:08.799 --> 00:14:10.919 least they'll do a fade or they'll do something, they'll 280 00:14:10.960 --> 00:14:13.480 do it dissolve. They actually take the time to try 281 00:14:13.519 --> 00:14:13.840 to hide it. 282 00:14:14.080 --> 00:14:14.279 Yeah. 283 00:14:14.799 --> 00:14:17.399 Here, it's just like God, it's like a coliseum collection, 284 00:14:18.240 --> 00:14:20.240 a colsum video kind of one all of a sudden. 285 00:14:20.240 --> 00:14:22.960 But what's kind of sad is that it's NBC doing 286 00:14:23.000 --> 00:14:25.279 the editing according to what you said did and you'd 287 00:14:25.279 --> 00:14:28.240 think they'd have a little more respect for their own, 288 00:14:28.919 --> 00:14:29.840 you know, craft, And. 289 00:14:29.879 --> 00:14:32.039 I'm sure with more time to turn it around, they 290 00:14:32.039 --> 00:14:34.159 would have put those finer touches on it. But here 291 00:14:34.240 --> 00:14:37.200 we are, as Vince invites us to Cyndi Lauper's mother's 292 00:14:37.320 --> 00:14:40.320 mother's Day party coming up on this episode of Saturday 293 00:14:40.399 --> 00:14:42.720 Nights Made Event. The arena looks so full, it looks 294 00:14:42.759 --> 00:14:43.720 so robust. 295 00:14:44.399 --> 00:14:47.519 It does. It's just it's so it's so amazing. What 296 00:14:47.679 --> 00:14:52.639 a simple you know, just lighting, lighting the crowd what 297 00:14:52.759 --> 00:14:56.120 it does, and not with red, blue and stupid colors, 298 00:14:56.159 --> 00:14:59.519 but just plain bright natural lights. 299 00:15:00.000 --> 00:15:02.559 Absolutely, And here's iron Chic on the march to the 300 00:15:02.600 --> 00:15:04.960 Iranian flag kind of bobbing up above the heads of 301 00:15:05.320 --> 00:15:07.799 the fans who, just like they recreated in December, are 302 00:15:07.840 --> 00:15:09.919 at a very narrow aisleway and are able to reach 303 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:12.000 out and slap the wrestlers as they make their way 304 00:15:12.039 --> 00:15:12.399 to the ring. 305 00:15:12.759 --> 00:15:14.840 Well, you know, as soon as someone actually grabs Cidy 306 00:15:14.919 --> 00:15:17.759 Laupper like something like a prop or something of Cidey lappers, 307 00:15:17.799 --> 00:15:19.919 and she like stops and like has to rip it 308 00:15:20.039 --> 00:15:21.080 back from her from the fan. 309 00:15:21.200 --> 00:15:23.679 Yeah, she spins around and gets her forceful. Yeah, it 310 00:15:23.759 --> 00:15:26.360 creates some memories when everybody's slapping Hulkogan and he's making 311 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:28.519 that power walk to the ring. But yeah, it isn't 312 00:15:28.519 --> 00:15:30.799 to everybody's benefit, ye, but it does make for this 313 00:15:30.840 --> 00:15:32.519 school visual where all you can see is the Flag 314 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:34.919 making its way down the ring. Is Fink makes the introductions, 315 00:15:34.960 --> 00:15:37.720 and here comes, of course Iron Cheek's partner Nikolai Volkov, 316 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:39.600 coming off winning the tag team championships at the very 317 00:15:39.600 --> 00:15:42.000 first wrestler Mania. Here's mean Gene Okerlan now with the 318 00:15:42.080 --> 00:15:45.159 US Express and a Ricky the Dragon Steamboat the USA 319 00:15:45.320 --> 00:15:47.879 Jackets with Captain Captain. 320 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:52.639 But we have a Baron Swyndham, Miken's Rotundo and Rickens Steamboat, 321 00:15:53.080 --> 00:15:55.240 Say Mikens, Mikeens. 322 00:15:55.720 --> 00:16:00.919 Mikeens, Mikens Tyson also coming up. But of course louill Bano, 323 00:16:01.000 --> 00:16:03.919 freshly turned babyface managers we've talked about, including whom did 324 00:16:03.960 --> 00:16:06.960 the Colseum Collection tribute tape to Loue al Bano. Just 325 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:08.840 as the Rock and Wrestling Connection kicks off, he of 326 00:16:08.879 --> 00:16:11.480 course starts as a babyface, opposing Cyndi Lauper because she 327 00:16:11.519 --> 00:16:13.200 didn't show him the proper respect. 328 00:16:12.919 --> 00:16:14.559 For of course Britain s as a heel. 329 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:17.240 Yeah, starts as a heel, thank you bringing her all 330 00:16:17.240 --> 00:16:19.120 these great heights and he deserves all the credit. And 331 00:16:19.519 --> 00:16:22.039 you know it goes from there, but by now he 332 00:16:22.120 --> 00:16:25.080 has seen the light. We've talked before about how he 333 00:16:25.120 --> 00:16:27.759 started to get involved with charities, and it became sort 334 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:31.159 of awkward for him to be the stomp and heel 335 00:16:31.279 --> 00:16:33.840 manager when he was trying to use his celebrity for 336 00:16:33.879 --> 00:16:37.159 some good causes. So he decided to try the babyface route, 337 00:16:37.200 --> 00:16:38.480 and so by the time most of the rock and 338 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:40.759 wrestling eras sets in as far as nineteen eighty five, 339 00:16:40.840 --> 00:16:43.919 goes Louill Bano as a decidedly babyface manager. He's only 340 00:16:43.960 --> 00:16:46.360 got about a year left with the company before they 341 00:16:47.039 --> 00:16:49.759 failed to see eyed I for much longer, so enjoy 342 00:16:49.759 --> 00:16:51.240 it well at lasts. I guess you could say here 343 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:54.399 he's supporting the USA Express, the US Express and Ricky 344 00:16:54.440 --> 00:16:57.200 the Dragon, Steamboat Redboat tie on, Vince McMahon and gene 345 00:16:57.240 --> 00:16:58.159 Oakerland in case. 346 00:16:58.039 --> 00:16:59.879 You were wondering, Yep, that's why it should be. 347 00:17:00.000 --> 00:17:02.360 He's an important cout treument. Barry says, I get the 348 00:17:02.399 --> 00:17:04.680 best team ever I can ever get, and it's gonna 349 00:17:04.680 --> 00:17:06.960 get it taken care of tonight. Tonight will be the night. 350 00:17:08.519 --> 00:17:10.839 It's just too bad it's not a title match, So 351 00:17:12.000 --> 00:17:14.160 I don't know. I guess he's trying to forecast if 352 00:17:14.160 --> 00:17:16.680 they want those belts back, but you can imagine they would. 353 00:17:16.799 --> 00:17:19.079 Gane asks Lou about Freddy Blassie, who of course is 354 00:17:19.119 --> 00:17:20.160 the manager of Iron Sheep. 355 00:17:20.200 --> 00:17:21.759 Well, why why they do a tag? Why do they 356 00:17:21.799 --> 00:17:23.920 do a six man tag match? Then that was stupid, 357 00:17:24.200 --> 00:17:27.240 He's kind of Actually, yeah, you had no say in this. 358 00:17:27.359 --> 00:17:28.920 You couldn't have said no. You couldn't have said no 359 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:31.160 to the six man tag and insisted on a tagged. 360 00:17:30.920 --> 00:17:35.000 Bout right get your title shot, idiot. 361 00:17:35.119 --> 00:17:38.440 So Bano says, if Freddy Blasi interferes anyway whatsoever, I'll 362 00:17:38.519 --> 00:17:41.680 cream him, bust him open. The Captain's here, baby, and 363 00:17:41.799 --> 00:17:43.880 this time you're gonna pay. Lou looks around with a 364 00:17:44.680 --> 00:17:47.359 fucking rubber band hanging off his face. 365 00:17:47.799 --> 00:17:50.559 I just cannot stand that. I don't understand why I 366 00:17:50.599 --> 00:17:53.119 can't get past him. I can't never understood why. And 367 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:54.759 it really makes me angry. 368 00:17:55.160 --> 00:17:58.039 Why you're angry though, because it just it's so stupid. 369 00:17:58.160 --> 00:18:00.319 And he thinks it's charisma. He thinks you know what 370 00:18:00.319 --> 00:18:01.000 I mean, right? 371 00:18:01.119 --> 00:18:03.920 Like you know what did he do? Staple it there? 372 00:18:04.119 --> 00:18:04.160 Like? 373 00:18:04.279 --> 00:18:05.799 What the fuck? What's wrong with you? 374 00:18:05.880 --> 00:18:06.039 Man? 375 00:18:06.119 --> 00:18:08.680 Like be a man and fucking grow up? Look like 376 00:18:08.720 --> 00:18:12.839 a complete moron. I mean, seriously, seriously, you already look 377 00:18:12.920 --> 00:18:14.200 like a fucking bowling ball. 378 00:18:14.359 --> 00:18:16.119 Do you think anyone else gets a word in? Once 379 00:18:16.640 --> 00:18:21.920 Captain Luke gets started, he run NBC no less. I 380 00:18:22.000 --> 00:18:29.079 mean this guy would I'm sorry, what what was that? Well, 381 00:18:29.119 --> 00:18:32.079 you know, my my, my go doctor doctor Puffick and 382 00:18:32.200 --> 00:18:36.559 he was telling me about accompanies to the ring by 383 00:18:36.640 --> 00:18:45.359 his personal physician, Rodney East gave them me. I mean's tremendous. 384 00:18:45.599 --> 00:18:48.440 I gotta give a little man of that, the Papuffnick stuff. 385 00:18:48.440 --> 00:18:52.079 All that ship is fucking wild, a little a man. 386 00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:54.960 This is the fact that he goes off on it, 387 00:18:55.000 --> 00:18:59.039 and you know, he just doesn't fucking shut up. He insists. 388 00:18:59.839 --> 00:19:01.279 He he so insists on being in front of the 389 00:19:01.319 --> 00:19:03.359 camera that again there he has taking a lie detector 390 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:05.000 test about whether wrestling's fake. 391 00:19:04.920 --> 00:19:05.880 So we can get back on TV. 392 00:19:07.160 --> 00:19:09.240 Goes on World News tonight back in the day just 393 00:19:09.319 --> 00:19:12.000 to call wrestling reel and get laughed at. He just, 394 00:19:12.079 --> 00:19:13.599 you know, there's not a camera he wants in front of. 395 00:19:13.640 --> 00:19:16.279 This guy insists on being sixty percent of his family's 396 00:19:16.319 --> 00:19:19.400 wedding videos, let alone Saturday Night's made event. So no 397 00:19:19.440 --> 00:19:23.000 one's going to stop him. So so he back go 398 00:19:23.079 --> 00:19:25.519 back to the ring and Freddie blasts and then walking 399 00:19:25.519 --> 00:19:27.839 around like a pensioner, walking around looking like a guy 400 00:19:27.920 --> 00:19:30.880 that got a gold watch from Ford after fifty years 401 00:19:30.920 --> 00:19:31.400 of service. 402 00:19:31.720 --> 00:19:35.240 He so fucking does. I mean he looks Yeah, he 403 00:19:35.559 --> 00:19:39.079 looks like you know your great uncle who retired down 404 00:19:39.160 --> 00:19:42.119 in the south in Florida and you know just fucking 405 00:19:42.720 --> 00:19:46.319 you know, loves like this. This guy. All he did 406 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:50.880 his entire life was look forward to retirement, right, That's 407 00:19:50.920 --> 00:19:53.240 what he looks like. That kind of guy who like 408 00:19:54.240 --> 00:19:56.599 there was nothing else that he wanted to do more 409 00:19:56.680 --> 00:19:59.480 than just retire and not have to do anything. Oh 410 00:19:59.519 --> 00:20:03.160 my god, he's a trip man. He's from another generation. 411 00:20:03.400 --> 00:20:04.039 Just to see him. 412 00:20:04.519 --> 00:20:07.559 Wow, Remember when people walked around looking like that, old 413 00:20:07.640 --> 00:20:09.440 guys in particular, I. 414 00:20:09.480 --> 00:20:11.519 Mean especially like, I mean, how old was he at 415 00:20:11.559 --> 00:20:15.680 that point? Like what was he? I don't know, I 416 00:20:16.079 --> 00:20:20.039 gotta because like, you know, you think about what he uh, 417 00:20:21.519 --> 00:20:23.240 what people were, how old people were? I mean he 418 00:20:23.240 --> 00:20:26.640 would have been it was eighty five, he would have 419 00:20:26.720 --> 00:20:30.680 been sixty seven, right, Like he would have been he 420 00:20:30.880 --> 00:20:34.720 was sixty seven years old. Like, my dad's older than 421 00:20:34.799 --> 00:20:38.119 him and doesn't walk around like that. Say that again, 422 00:20:38.720 --> 00:20:41.759 my dad's older than him and doesn't walk around like that. 423 00:20:41.839 --> 00:20:46.160 It's amazing Freddie blast He's a guy who definitely got 424 00:20:46.319 --> 00:20:48.200 girls because he had a certain. 425 00:20:48.000 --> 00:20:51.880 Kind of car. Oh for sure, for sure, and he 426 00:20:52.000 --> 00:20:52.519 was fine with that. 427 00:20:53.039 --> 00:20:55.839 Thinks his Volkov's request that you all rise and respect 428 00:20:55.880 --> 00:20:57.599 his singing of the Russian national anthem. 429 00:20:58.599 --> 00:20:58.920 I don't know. 430 00:20:58.960 --> 00:21:00.319 I'm looking at this ring and all on seeing our 431 00:21:00.319 --> 00:21:01.759 a bunch of l j ns walking around. 432 00:21:01.759 --> 00:21:03.519 I don't know about you. I know I see a 433 00:21:03.559 --> 00:21:07.319 bunch of stiff rubber action figures. Here we go, let's 434 00:21:07.400 --> 00:21:10.680 let's pay respect to the Russian anthem. 435 00:21:22.599 --> 00:21:29.759 Suitor ask. 436 00:21:33.200 --> 00:21:41.839 Russia here it is. 437 00:21:42.440 --> 00:21:42.480 Ha. 438 00:21:45.319 --> 00:21:47.000 You know what I love to is that she tries 439 00:21:47.200 --> 00:21:51.000 like he tempts, so you get Volkov salutes, but she 440 00:21:51.279 --> 00:21:54.359 also attempts a salute but he can't bend his arm. 441 00:21:55.039 --> 00:21:57.839 Oh I actually salute. My god, I never noticed this. 442 00:21:58.279 --> 00:22:01.240 What's wrong with I mean, I guess he's good problems, 443 00:22:01.319 --> 00:22:03.359 but you can't. 444 00:22:04.279 --> 00:22:06.480 Last He's out there waving his arms like challenging people 445 00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:09.880 to get in the ring and fight tremendous stuff like 446 00:22:10.559 --> 00:22:15.640 Freddy Blassie. Freddie Blassi was the first divorced guy you knew. 447 00:22:16.200 --> 00:22:19.799 Yes as a keep. Well, not only the first divorced 448 00:22:19.839 --> 00:22:22.720 guy you knew, but the first divorced guy who got 449 00:22:22.759 --> 00:22:24.000 divorced multiple times. 450 00:22:24.079 --> 00:22:28.000 That's yes, perfect, yes, yes, Freddy. Anyone who grew up 451 00:22:28.039 --> 00:22:30.640 with Freddy. Anyone who knows Freddy like he And I'm 452 00:22:30.680 --> 00:22:32.880 not saying he is, he's not. Actually he's been married 453 00:22:32.920 --> 00:22:35.079 to the same Japanese woman his whole life. But uh, 454 00:22:35.559 --> 00:22:38.279 just he's the he's the picture of the person that tries. 455 00:22:38.400 --> 00:22:39.640 He's not. He's not married anymore though. 456 00:22:40.200 --> 00:22:43.000 No, I guess we could say that's that's that's off. Yeah, 457 00:22:43.720 --> 00:22:46.599 it's like when someone says, uh, a woman killed her 458 00:22:46.640 --> 00:22:49.519 boyfriend yesterday. It's like, I think they were pretty much 459 00:22:49.799 --> 00:22:51.599 done as a couple once she took the knife out. 460 00:22:51.680 --> 00:22:56.000 But it's just about where it ended. We can say 461 00:22:56.240 --> 00:23:00.119 X I think safely but if not ax but so 462 00:23:00.200 --> 00:23:04.279 flash and right. You know we did you singing Steve 463 00:23:04.400 --> 00:23:08.880 Riegel's entrance music at on stage at Philly last year. 464 00:23:09.440 --> 00:23:11.400 Maybe next time we're on stage, you should just do 465 00:23:11.480 --> 00:23:12.880 the Nikolai felcup. 466 00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:19.319 Hald heard heard of her. I mean he doesn't even 467 00:23:19.400 --> 00:23:22.279 tell you saying words. No, I think he said Tollstoy 468 00:23:22.359 --> 00:23:26.440 in there, Dostoyevsky. I mean it just sounds like guttural 469 00:23:27.079 --> 00:23:29.119 you know, uh reactions. 470 00:23:30.799 --> 00:23:37.279 Yeah, that's say nothing of the main event. So and 471 00:23:37.400 --> 00:23:39.559 their opponents, And we have the fake dubbed over music. 472 00:23:39.559 --> 00:23:41.680 But it's supposed to be Born in the USA by Springsteen. 473 00:23:41.839 --> 00:23:44.519 Is Barry Wyndham leads the walk for the three man squad, 474 00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:47.960 and my god, did Peacock find the most pathetic generic 475 00:23:48.119 --> 00:23:50.720 I Love America song to dub over their entrance. 476 00:23:51.039 --> 00:23:52.519 I mean it sounds like they fucking wrote it. 477 00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:56.319 I know, like they whipped up in ten seconds. It says, oh, 478 00:23:56.920 --> 00:24:00.720 born free in the USA. Yeah, I'm proud to be 479 00:24:01.200 --> 00:24:06.000 American maid a pledge allegiance to the Red, White and Blue, 480 00:24:06.640 --> 00:24:09.359 and then it ends mercifully Captain lew on the march 481 00:24:09.880 --> 00:24:11.720 Steele and they're waving his arms around George and the 482 00:24:11.720 --> 00:24:14.640 animal Steel. Of course, the most unorthodox wrestler in the 483 00:24:14.680 --> 00:24:17.039 world today, according to one Vince McMahon, in case you 484 00:24:17.119 --> 00:24:20.759 needed to guess who said the word unorthodox. As for 485 00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:24.960 George Steele and Louis Bano, who were about to rejoin after, 486 00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:27.640 it's kind of funny we look back on George Steele 487 00:24:27.640 --> 00:24:29.960 wrestling Pedro Morales in seventy three last time we were 488 00:24:30.039 --> 00:24:33.599 with you. That's just as Louillbano was becoming the New 489 00:24:33.680 --> 00:24:37.160 York manager of the big heavyweight monsters, going after the 490 00:24:37.200 --> 00:24:39.799 world title, starting with Crush Overdue, as we talked about 491 00:24:39.799 --> 00:24:42.519 back when we did his Colisseum tape. And so now 492 00:24:42.559 --> 00:24:45.680 all these years later and they make very quick reference 493 00:24:45.720 --> 00:24:47.200 to it, and we'll touch on it that there was 494 00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:50.240 a history between Steele and Albano as manager in protege, 495 00:24:50.400 --> 00:24:52.880 and here they get back together. They also come up 496 00:24:52.880 --> 00:24:55.119 with an LJN tupac right around this time of. 497 00:24:57.119 --> 00:24:59.480 I didn't know that. I mean the thing too, is 498 00:24:59.480 --> 00:25:03.759 I've always wondered, I I you know, I knew. I 499 00:25:03.920 --> 00:25:09.599 never knew when and where and why George Steele turned 500 00:25:09.640 --> 00:25:10.359 baby face right. 501 00:25:10.359 --> 00:25:12.839 But why he was beloved for eating the turn buckles 502 00:25:12.880 --> 00:25:13.920 instead of fear right. 503 00:25:14.039 --> 00:25:16.640 Because like I've always known him for being a heel, 504 00:25:16.680 --> 00:25:19.359 and I just know that by WrestleMania two, right, he's 505 00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:21.960 a babyface. This is it right here, and it's amazing. 506 00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:23.480 I was not expecting that at all. 507 00:25:23.720 --> 00:25:26.240 So we got our graphics. Those have yet to be reconstituted. 508 00:25:26.279 --> 00:25:28.559 They still have those nineteen eighty five fonts like the 509 00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:32.039 WRESTLMINGI one broadcast did interesting. The Satura night's main event 510 00:25:32.119 --> 00:25:34.000 logo had that white backdrops I talked about. Vince says, 511 00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:36.319 Lou has been cranked up as never before, and there's 512 00:25:36.799 --> 00:25:40.759 I have no doubt about that. Okay, let's say he's 513 00:25:40.839 --> 00:25:46.680 closer to white planes in more ways than one. Jesse says, 514 00:25:47.839 --> 00:25:50.160 forty Blast, he's got the rough guys on his side, 515 00:25:50.759 --> 00:25:53.640 Yes he does, and Albano has the more scientific, youthful 516 00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:54.640 wrestlers on his side. 517 00:25:54.720 --> 00:25:58.200 It's it's it's interesting, you know, because because Vince does 518 00:25:58.319 --> 00:26:01.160 ask Jesse how he thinks the match will play out, 519 00:26:01.240 --> 00:26:02.880 and he goes, you know, like this. 520 00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:06.400 Well, it should be a real interesting matchup, Vince. You know, 521 00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:09.119 Freddie Blast he's got the rough guys on his side, 522 00:26:09.400 --> 00:26:12.839 Captain New Albano possibly a little bit more scientific wrestling 523 00:26:13.160 --> 00:26:15.359 on his side, and a little bit more youth on 524 00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:17.160 the side of Captain Lewis Albano. 525 00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:18.920 So, like he just said, but that doesn't really answer 526 00:26:18.960 --> 00:26:22.160 the question at all. He said, Jesse, how's this going 527 00:26:22.200 --> 00:26:24.640 to play out? And he just fucking lists stats. You're right, 528 00:26:24.720 --> 00:26:28.720 lists attribute They used the tail of the tape. Ah 529 00:26:29.359 --> 00:26:31.039 used to Yeah, he used to be very good at that, 530 00:26:31.720 --> 00:26:35.880 not answering the question. He was asked, Yeah, yeah, that's 531 00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:42.839 why they won't let me in the debates. Is that why? 532 00:26:43.559 --> 00:26:44.000 That's why? 533 00:26:45.000 --> 00:26:47.480 So George Steele and Nikolai Volkoff and the Iron Cheek 534 00:26:47.559 --> 00:26:50.240 versus very window, micro Tundan, Rickey steamboat. Vince points out 535 00:26:50.279 --> 00:26:52.279 that Albano at one time managed Steel is mentioned and 536 00:26:52.319 --> 00:26:55.160 manage him very well. As a matter of fact, naturally 537 00:26:55.200 --> 00:26:58.039 there in Cheek starts occasions and here at George Steel's 538 00:26:58.079 --> 00:26:59.680 like huh and gets on the apron. He has no 539 00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:01.640 idea whether he's legal or not. He doesn't know who 540 00:27:01.680 --> 00:27:03.799 his partners are, he doesn't know who his opponents are. 541 00:27:03.880 --> 00:27:07.279 He doesn't know what this whole thing is. And Vince 542 00:27:07.319 --> 00:27:11.079 says that the name of the game is teamwork. Despite 543 00:27:12.559 --> 00:27:16.079 a good deed, each individual is functioning as a cohesive 544 00:27:16.160 --> 00:27:17.680 unit despite who. 545 00:27:20.680 --> 00:27:21.839 I don't know, I don't know how good. 546 00:27:21.880 --> 00:27:24.680 Oh No, matter how good each individual wrestler is, that's 547 00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:26.920 not the question here Boston. The question is how do 548 00:27:27.000 --> 00:27:28.920 they function as a cohesive unit? 549 00:27:29.119 --> 00:27:31.359 Of course, that's that's that is tag team wrestling. How 550 00:27:31.440 --> 00:27:34.319 do you function as a unit? Not as in are 551 00:27:34.319 --> 00:27:38.119 their tag team specialists in that ring. Uh well, I mean, 552 00:27:38.680 --> 00:27:41.720 isn't isn't Irwin the greatest technical wrestler of all time? 553 00:27:42.559 --> 00:27:49.559 According to I mean, how many times has that fucking 554 00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:52.240 said in the early nineties that that I R s 555 00:27:52.359 --> 00:28:00.319 is the fucking this, this master technical wrestler. He's a 556 00:28:00.359 --> 00:28:03.880 fucking idiot who wears a shirt and a tie, you know. 557 00:28:04.000 --> 00:28:08.279 Yeah, making Syracuse proud by wrestling time, right, you know, I. 558 00:28:08.279 --> 00:28:10.839 Mean even says that, you know, he Evince calls him 559 00:28:10.839 --> 00:28:15.519 a Syracuse great, and you know, I decided I looked 560 00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:18.119 him up. I looked up his reputation a little bit 561 00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:20.799 with Syracuse and and yes, if you look on the 562 00:28:20.799 --> 00:28:24.960 Wikipedia for Syracuse, and I think specifically the sports A section, 563 00:28:25.079 --> 00:28:27.200 it does say that he is a one of the 564 00:28:27.279 --> 00:28:30.400 notable alumni on the Wikipedia page. But if you look 565 00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:35.359 at any of the the the actual university's awards and 566 00:28:35.960 --> 00:28:39.640 like Hall of Fames and whatnot, he's nowhere. He's nowhere. 567 00:28:39.759 --> 00:28:41.960 He's not he's not a great. He's just a fucking clown. 568 00:28:42.160 --> 00:28:44.559 Just did it. Yeah, he just was there, and you know, 569 00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:47.799 he happened to get on TV afterwards. That's why he's 570 00:28:47.880 --> 00:28:51.119 notable because he went on TV. He's fucking fake. 571 00:28:51.319 --> 00:28:54.200 You want to take clickbait piece of the case for 572 00:28:54.359 --> 00:28:59.400 Mike Rotunda as the greatest technical wrestler of all times. 573 00:28:59.440 --> 00:29:04.559 Exciting need that I'll read that case being made. So 574 00:29:04.640 --> 00:29:06.400 Berry Windom and Iron Cheek lock it up to the 575 00:29:06.480 --> 00:29:08.599 ropes they go. Iron sheet comes up swing and it's blocked, 576 00:29:08.599 --> 00:29:10.880 and Barry Wyndham with the red cowboy boots on by 577 00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:14.079 the way, hauling off with some white hands. Headlock, push off, 578 00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:16.359 tackle down goes Iron Cheek up and over underneath the 579 00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:18.240 leap frog and hip toss by Barry Wyndham, and they 580 00:29:18.279 --> 00:29:20.400 all rejoice that he's taking the chic man off his feet. 581 00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:23.079 Mike Rotundo hits cheek now from the ring apron and 582 00:29:23.200 --> 00:29:25.559 Iron Cheek stumbles into a body slam by Barry Wyndham. 583 00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:27.720 Great tag team cohesion by the US Express. 584 00:29:28.000 --> 00:29:30.519 That's right. Good job with the Barons and Micans. 585 00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:35.880 Love how you've suddenly made them sound like Amish people. 586 00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:43.759 Jebediah anywhere close by Rickins as well, Uncle Zebecaiah. Maybe 587 00:29:45.119 --> 00:29:47.960 the ring has a very hollow, echoey sound. It does, 588 00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:50.799 it does, it really does. It's not what I'm used to. 589 00:29:50.960 --> 00:29:53.119 I don't know where to place it. But maybe they 590 00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:55.400 micd it differently for this network television show. 591 00:29:55.400 --> 00:29:55.720 I don't know. 592 00:29:56.279 --> 00:29:58.160 Tag to Microtundo, who comes off the top of an elbow, 593 00:29:58.160 --> 00:29:59.599 to the arm of Iron Chek, and a quick tag 594 00:30:00.039 --> 00:30:02.599 to Ricky Steamboat, who climbs still with the trunks. By 595 00:30:02.640 --> 00:30:04.839 the way, he is yet to adopt the long pants, 596 00:30:04.880 --> 00:30:07.400 which would be his signature looking w w F. 597 00:30:07.720 --> 00:30:09.440 You know, I didn't even fucking notice that. 598 00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:12.880 That is wild first he wore trunks, including a WrestleMania 599 00:30:12.920 --> 00:30:15.680 one of course. Yeah, and he fires to the arm 600 00:30:15.720 --> 00:30:17.839 and drops iron she with a big chop. The steamer. 601 00:30:18.000 --> 00:30:19.279 Vince calls him several times. 602 00:30:20.759 --> 00:30:23.720 Someone is hungry, someone wants to get up to Maine 603 00:30:23.759 --> 00:30:26.799 and and uh uh and and go to a shack. 604 00:30:28.119 --> 00:30:31.759 Yeah, I mean, shouldn't this be shouldn't this be in Baltimore? 605 00:30:31.759 --> 00:30:35.039 If we're gonna talk this much about No, that's crabs, 606 00:30:35.079 --> 00:30:35.559 not clams. 607 00:30:35.680 --> 00:30:37.480 That crab was like, yeah, Steamers, you gotta go up 608 00:30:37.480 --> 00:30:42.880 to Maine, to Maine, go to a go to ah fuck, 609 00:30:42.920 --> 00:30:45.640 I can't think of the name of it. Clinton. It's 610 00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:48.039 in well yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's a specific place 611 00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:55.079 uh in uh in in uh uh Kittery. The kitty 612 00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:57.680 I have the all the shops and all the shops. 613 00:30:57.839 --> 00:31:00.359 There's a place is that there's like a shack type 614 00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:02.640 establishment right there. Or you go to or you go 615 00:31:02.720 --> 00:31:05.960 to Browns and Seabrook if you want go to Brown's. 616 00:31:06.000 --> 00:31:07.759 There you go. That's we're gonna get your fucking clowns 617 00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:13.200 or Browns or seals the main. Oh god, get your full. 618 00:31:13.319 --> 00:31:18.880 We got an orders here an steamers for Charlie. 619 00:31:21.119 --> 00:31:22.960 Honor of steamers for Charlie. 620 00:31:23.759 --> 00:31:32.720 Yea, it's like you go go order the goddamn steamers. 621 00:31:34.880 --> 00:31:36.319 This goddamn Charlie. 622 00:31:37.000 --> 00:31:45.799 Thirteen ricky steamboat action figures. So u Vince says, at 623 00:31:45.839 --> 00:31:48.759 this juncture as well, if you're if you're looking for 624 00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:50.319 the words he. 625 00:31:50.440 --> 00:31:56.799 Uses, oh, better than at this junction, At this juncture 626 00:31:57.359 --> 00:31:59.319 with the blow bow tie on with dick he ever 627 00:31:59.400 --> 00:32:02.799 saw in the house. This you can see you, you know, 628 00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:04.759 you know, Vince, you I want to say juncture every 629 00:32:04.799 --> 00:32:08.200 now and agains. Yeah, I was, you know, I was 630 00:32:08.200 --> 00:32:09.880 singing that. I was singing that exact same thing. I 631 00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:12.640 should say junk at this juncture. It just sounds high end, 632 00:32:12.799 --> 00:32:16.160 you know, Yeah, Vince, Vince, I'll tell you what you 633 00:32:16.200 --> 00:32:20.119 say that you sound real New York. I do I do, Yes, yeah, 634 00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:25.200 you sound you sound real NBC. Ah, all right, juncture, 635 00:32:26.000 --> 00:32:27.880 what if I say something. I kind of love how 636 00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:33.759 Vincent right, what if I had that? Notwithstanding is that? 637 00:32:34.319 --> 00:32:37.519 Oh that's very NBC beautiful. Absolutely love that. 638 00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:44.079 Don't let to tell him twice. I love how Vince's 639 00:32:44.119 --> 00:32:46.920 face is still kind of fat. Yeah, he's kind of 640 00:32:47.000 --> 00:32:48.759 still have baby. He's a little bit of baby face 641 00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:51.960 to him, you know. And he's such a fucking demon, 642 00:32:52.319 --> 00:32:55.319 you know, such trouble in those eyes. He's such a 643 00:32:55.400 --> 00:32:58.920 oh yes, stir, Oh my god, so ricky seeing about 644 00:32:58.920 --> 00:33:00.599 cranks in the arm over and over again and keeping 645 00:33:00.759 --> 00:33:01.079 I mean. 646 00:33:01.039 --> 00:33:02.680 Think about it, think about it. He's doing all this 647 00:33:02.759 --> 00:33:06.279 stuff and at the same time he is considering the 648 00:33:06.400 --> 00:33:07.720 downfall of everybody around. 649 00:33:07.759 --> 00:33:11.519 Absolutely it's a necessary precondition to him achieving what he 650 00:33:11.559 --> 00:33:14.440 seeks to achieve. M So, a steamboat cranks the arm, 651 00:33:14.480 --> 00:33:18.599 they keep iron cheek in their corner, and an attempted 652 00:33:18.599 --> 00:33:20.119 an Irish whip could be an elbow. I don't know 653 00:33:20.119 --> 00:33:22.279 what it was to the pectoral area of iron cheek. 654 00:33:22.359 --> 00:33:24.400 Vince says he's not quite sure what it was. As 655 00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:26.640 Mikerotunda with a body slam and elbow drop for two. 656 00:33:27.160 --> 00:33:29.039 Rotunda shifts to the front face lock as Vince says, 657 00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:39.759 you'll normally see George Steele and individual efforts, and. 658 00:33:39.799 --> 00:33:42.880 So normally is the George Steele in a more individualistic 659 00:33:43.000 --> 00:33:46.640 nature providing himself with a with a more of a 660 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:50.720 of a of a you know, one on one situation 661 00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:53.799 which is more appealing to him and to his to 662 00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:56.279 his essence. And so I gotta tell you, phrasing it 663 00:33:56.359 --> 00:33:58.240 that way is so much better than just saying he's 664 00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:02.160 usually wrestles singles, So much better, so much more NBC. 665 00:34:02.480 --> 00:34:05.079 That's what I was saying. I've always said I have 666 00:34:05.160 --> 00:34:15.559 a much more NBC ideology, right, oh sure, sure, absolutely, yeah, yeah, absolutely, 667 00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:23.320 oh yeah, okay, I have a much more NBC ideology. Man's. 668 00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:25.920 Vince goeshead and says, this is only the second time 669 00:34:26.000 --> 00:34:28.079 George Steele has ever teamed up. Somehow I doubt that, 670 00:34:28.280 --> 00:34:30.239 but I don't know. Maybe he has the records. Handy 671 00:34:30.559 --> 00:34:33.840 from a Howard Finkel tag to Ricky steamboat and Iron 672 00:34:33.960 --> 00:34:35.880 Chek is held open for some chops from the steamer 673 00:34:36.199 --> 00:34:38.400 arm ringer push off whip. Iron Cheek steps into the 674 00:34:38.400 --> 00:34:42.239 abdominal stretch of does Ricky Steamboat put the ABS stretch 675 00:34:42.280 --> 00:34:45.920 on or does Iron Chic Now I think yeah Chic 676 00:34:46.000 --> 00:34:47.320 does oh Chic. 677 00:34:47.719 --> 00:34:49.760 You know it's hard. They don't really do a lot 678 00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:53.159 of the heels. Don't really have a lot of offense 679 00:34:53.239 --> 00:34:55.400 in these in specifically this match. 680 00:34:55.519 --> 00:34:57.800 No, it's really like an offensive showcase for the baby Faces. 681 00:34:58.639 --> 00:35:00.920 Nobody puts the abstretch on to try to slow down Steamboat. 682 00:35:00.960 --> 00:35:03.239 Steamboa Hiptos is out of the hold, and then you 683 00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:06.159 get George Steele entering and takes a pretty awful hiplock 684 00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:10.599 from Rae Steamboat as well as does as does the 685 00:35:10.639 --> 00:35:13.000 third man on that side, Nikolai Volkov. The crowd going off, 686 00:35:13.079 --> 00:35:15.320 though as it devolves into a pure six brawl, still 687 00:35:15.360 --> 00:35:18.400 feels like a bit of artificial crowd noise here. I'm 688 00:35:18.440 --> 00:35:20.800 not quite sure the people are going nuts, but it 689 00:35:20.960 --> 00:35:23.039 just the sound doesn't exactly match what you see these 690 00:35:23.079 --> 00:35:26.639 bodies doing, which is always always a very disorienting experience 691 00:35:26.679 --> 00:35:29.320 when you're watching wrestling and here a crowd go crazy. 692 00:35:29.400 --> 00:35:32.920 You don't see them going crazy. The floor, by the way, 693 00:35:32.960 --> 00:35:35.719 has yet to have mats. We have exposed concrete. 694 00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:36.360 oOoOO. 695 00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:38.960 That's that's that's troublesome. 696 00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:41.519 Yeah, that's definitely still a little bit of that sharper, 697 00:35:41.599 --> 00:35:44.679 dirtier edge that has yet to be sanitized by the 698 00:35:44.719 --> 00:35:48.360 good folks at once a Month's productions. The lightning is bright, though, 699 00:35:48.400 --> 00:35:50.440 I have to say that is decidedly different than the 700 00:35:50.480 --> 00:35:53.880 fucking cavernous dungeon that WrestleMania one took place. 701 00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:56.280 In where it's like you're fucking it's where it was 702 00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:58.239 like you're watching The Godfather forgot, so you can't see 703 00:35:58.280 --> 00:35:58.920 anybody's eyes. 704 00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:02.480 Yeah, true commercial break here and they come back in 705 00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:06.519 the USA, chance breaking out That sounds like it's organically 706 00:36:06.519 --> 00:36:09.079 coming through the crowd. We have George Steele clutching his 707 00:36:09.159 --> 00:36:12.400 head at ringside for some reason, I guess covering well. 708 00:36:12.840 --> 00:36:15.159 They said he's upset with the noise. They don't the 709 00:36:15.199 --> 00:36:18.760 crowd noise is bothering him. What's that The crowd noise 710 00:36:18.840 --> 00:36:20.239 is bothering in? I see that's what it is. 711 00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:23.199 Yeah, it's almost like he's actually he got hit in 712 00:36:23.239 --> 00:36:25.000 the back of the head or something. As Ricky Steamboat 713 00:36:25.000 --> 00:36:27.039 and Iron Cheek mix it up, Irish Whip and Ricky 714 00:36:27.079 --> 00:36:30.360 Steamboat power slams Iron Cheek rather nicely as Jesse Ventura says, Wow, 715 00:36:30.559 --> 00:36:34.639 what a power body slamb. Jesse also would add a 716 00:36:34.679 --> 00:36:37.760 little extra, one extra word that is necessary every now 717 00:36:37.800 --> 00:36:42.079 and then, power body lamb, power slam Jess, it's a 718 00:36:42.119 --> 00:36:42.679 power slam. 719 00:36:43.239 --> 00:36:46.119 Well, he's using the body in a different way, much 720 00:36:46.239 --> 00:36:49.000 like I use the body Moniker in a different way 721 00:36:49.159 --> 00:36:50.000 than most people do. 722 00:36:50.440 --> 00:36:52.599 Also using body in a different way on this night, 723 00:36:52.679 --> 00:36:57.760 Vince McMahon seeing here was an announcer. Steamboat goes up 724 00:36:57.760 --> 00:36:59.840 top with a great missile dropkick. But when he climbs 725 00:36:59.880 --> 00:37:01.559 a and he gets the cross body block, that only 726 00:37:01.559 --> 00:37:03.559 gets two though, is Nikolai Volkov makes the save and 727 00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:05.599 Barry Wyndham hops in and starts swinging the crowd is 728 00:37:05.639 --> 00:37:08.159 with that Nicolai Volcloth and Ricky Steamboat catches him with 729 00:37:08.159 --> 00:37:08.960 the karate style. 730 00:37:09.719 --> 00:37:10.280 Yeah, here we go. 731 00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:14.199 Listen, look at the karate's and Ricky Steamboat very successful. 732 00:37:14.280 --> 00:37:18.760 That's fart. Does steam would even know a single martial art? 733 00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:21.159 Is he a martial artist? No, he just kind of 734 00:37:21.199 --> 00:37:23.960 looks like Bruce Lee, right. They went with it as 735 00:37:23.960 --> 00:37:26.599 we talked about when we did his Colisseum tape. So 736 00:37:26.639 --> 00:37:28.679 he doesn't know a single fucking martial art. Yet he 737 00:37:28.920 --> 00:37:31.960 is a he's this martial artist absolutely from Hawaii. 738 00:37:33.159 --> 00:37:36.320 So Steamboat jumps in the air, pumps his fist as 739 00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:39.199 Barry Windham covers for two at taged micro tunda double whip, 740 00:37:39.239 --> 00:37:42.559 double back elbow drops. I think Iron Cheek as a 741 00:37:42.679 --> 00:37:47.000 Michael tundertis a high leg drop. Okay, brother, he really 742 00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:49.079 straight up does a leg drop and Iron Cheek kicks out. 743 00:37:49.119 --> 00:37:52.840 It too very much a concern. What's going on? Brother? 744 00:37:53.599 --> 00:37:59.159 I haven't even gone, so who's are we talking about? 745 00:37:59.199 --> 00:38:02.119 Push here? Broke Dick to me a brother, Brother, I 746 00:38:02.199 --> 00:38:03.880 got a question about why did you saw out there? Dude? 747 00:38:03.880 --> 00:38:06.559 I'm not going brother, I don't know who's booking this match. 748 00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:09.000 I know you're new to what we do. Brother, I 749 00:38:09.159 --> 00:38:16.400 understand who's trying to fuck with me? Brother? I don't understand. Brother. 750 00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:19.840 Did you see that dude kicking on a leg drop? Yeah? 751 00:38:20.360 --> 00:38:21.320 So what what? 752 00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:23.320 What? 753 00:38:25.199 --> 00:38:25.239 So? 754 00:38:25.400 --> 00:38:25.440 What? 755 00:38:25.679 --> 00:38:30.119 I smarting this guy up? Hello? Who are you working for? Brother? Exactly? 756 00:38:30.519 --> 00:38:33.280 What are you doing? Dude? Where are you from? Whoa? 757 00:38:33.719 --> 00:38:33.880 Who? 758 00:38:35.920 --> 00:38:35.960 What? 759 00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:37.639 Terry? 760 00:38:39.199 --> 00:38:39.440 Work for? 761 00:38:39.559 --> 00:38:39.599 Me? 762 00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:43.519 Coming out like this? I mean, brother, what you know? 763 00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:49.639 You you're kind of like in your like, why are 764 00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:51.440 you coming from me? Brother, It would be. 765 00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:54.239 One thing, brother, if I felt like you honestly didn't 766 00:38:54.320 --> 00:38:56.199 know the significance of the leg drop, you know that, 767 00:38:56.239 --> 00:38:58.079 I could I could accept that. But when I hear 768 00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:00.119 you say what I hear you pass it off the 769 00:39:00.400 --> 00:39:02.519 tone of your voice, like, what's the big deal? I 770 00:39:02.679 --> 00:39:04.320 kind of I have to wonder if you really do 771 00:39:04.519 --> 00:39:05.840 know it's a big deal and you're trying to. 772 00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:09.960 Fuck with me? Brother? Brother? Are you trying to fuck 773 00:39:09.960 --> 00:39:13.039 whole amania? Brother? Are you trying to fuck a mania? Brother? 774 00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:19.159 Can someone? Can somebody please get this guy away from me? 775 00:39:19.159 --> 00:39:22.239 I don't know what the fuck he's talking about. Can 776 00:39:22.360 --> 00:39:24.440 someone please get this man away? He's fucking crazy. What 777 00:39:24.519 --> 00:39:26.400 are you? Who are you talking to right now? You 778 00:39:26.440 --> 00:39:29.280 talking about my back? Can someone please get this man 779 00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:32.079 away from me? You're talking about Hulk Hogan that way 780 00:39:34.320 --> 00:39:37.639 at the first Saturday Night's main event. Someone please get 781 00:39:37.679 --> 00:39:39.639 this guy away from me. I'm trying to produce a 782 00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:41.400 goddamn TV show and this guy is talking to me 783 00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:45.199 about about about legs. You didn't know what a leg 784 00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:49.599 drop is? Like? Can I can? I does someone? I'm sorry, 785 00:39:49.679 --> 00:39:51.800 can you explain that does someone have like a fake 786 00:39:51.920 --> 00:39:55.239 leg they dropped or something like a gum drop like that. 787 00:39:55.679 --> 00:39:56.239 What do you? 788 00:39:56.719 --> 00:39:59.639 What are you? What are you talking about? What are 789 00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:02.480 you talking about? Dude? Hey, look, I'm I'm not yelling 790 00:40:02.480 --> 00:40:04.119 at you, all right, I'm not raising my voice. I'm 791 00:40:04.119 --> 00:40:06.400 simply trying to get to the bottom of this because 792 00:40:06.400 --> 00:40:09.480 I'm trying to produce. I tell you security, Please, can 793 00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:11.519 we take this guy out of here? I don't even 794 00:40:11.519 --> 00:40:12.000 know who he is? 795 00:40:12.760 --> 00:40:12.800 What? 796 00:40:16.119 --> 00:40:18.039 Who I know? 797 00:40:18.119 --> 00:40:18.519 Why I am? 798 00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:18.840 Dude? 799 00:40:20.440 --> 00:40:21.440 Well, you know why I am? 800 00:40:21.559 --> 00:40:21.800 Brother? 801 00:40:25.119 --> 00:40:29.840 Please, I don't understand. All right? What are you doing here? 802 00:40:31.400 --> 00:40:32.000 Really fucking me? 803 00:40:32.159 --> 00:40:32.440 Right now? 804 00:40:32.559 --> 00:40:34.880 Dude, I'm really starting to get freaked out. And I 805 00:40:34.960 --> 00:40:37.280 did Did I drop acid and forget about it or something? 806 00:40:40.559 --> 00:40:44.119 I'm thinking Bob Morton. Brother, I don't know who that is? 807 00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:48.639 Okay, now it's all clear. And then Hogan wakes up 808 00:40:48.679 --> 00:40:51.880 from the from the nightmare that's that's Hogan's nightmare of 809 00:40:51.880 --> 00:40:54.400 the night before sn Dick Eversol is not going to 810 00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:57.360 know who he is. And then somebody else is going 811 00:40:57.440 --> 00:40:59.920 to manipulate Dick into thinking he's Hult Gogan and walking 812 00:41:00.039 --> 00:41:00.760 out there and rustle. 813 00:41:03.400 --> 00:41:06.119 Hey, we got that Barry Wyndham guy. He's blonde. He's taller. 814 00:41:06.159 --> 00:41:07.280 Let's have him be Helkgan. 815 00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:15.599 Wait, well, Baron's hogan dude, Green, Baron's hogan brother, parent's media, 816 00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:16.360 what's going on? 817 00:41:16.800 --> 00:41:24.519 Barren's bolea with double B brother? 818 00:41:25.639 --> 00:41:33.079 What Brian Blair coming in, dude? So yeah, that's all 819 00:41:33.119 --> 00:41:35.000 a long way of saying. Mikero Tunda hits a big 820 00:41:35.079 --> 00:41:37.559 leg drop in this match, but yes he's kicked out 821 00:41:37.559 --> 00:41:39.440 at too, and then George Steele grabs the hair to 822 00:41:39.480 --> 00:41:42.320 break up the cover and that's blatant, Vince declare is blatant. 823 00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:46.000 Uh Nikolai Volkoff blindsidesman tries to slam micro Tom, but 824 00:41:46.159 --> 00:41:48.199 Mike with the go behind does the O'Connor roll for 825 00:41:48.199 --> 00:41:50.719 a count of two. Nicolai Olakoff swings and missus and 826 00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:53.679 Mikerotunda with the backside for two, as Vince shouts, hill 827 00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:55.679 get him for sure this time, which you know what 828 00:41:55.760 --> 00:41:58.760 that means, he will not exactly Michel Tunda with a 829 00:41:58.800 --> 00:42:00.760 sunset flip and they end up in the row. Unfortunately, 830 00:42:00.840 --> 00:42:03.639 for some reason, Nikolai Volkoff just can't not fall into 831 00:42:03.679 --> 00:42:05.239 the ropes when he gets sunset flipped. 832 00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:09.400 He's such a buffoon, you know, he's just he's just 833 00:42:09.480 --> 00:42:15.559 a he's just like a lethargic oaf absolutely nickolay Olf 834 00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:18.840 cough of cough headlock and attag to Berry Wyndham, and 835 00:42:18.880 --> 00:42:20.719 he stays on volkov headlocking to push off. 836 00:42:20.800 --> 00:42:23.679 Berry Wyndham ducks and leaps and with sunset flip and 837 00:42:23.760 --> 00:42:26.199 again they end up entangled in the ropes with no 838 00:42:26.400 --> 00:42:29.199 chance of a two count uh tag to George Steele 839 00:42:29.239 --> 00:42:31.400 and here comes here he comes having a fucking seizure. 840 00:42:31.480 --> 00:42:32.280 You know how that goes? 841 00:42:32.559 --> 00:42:34.920 Ye lock up and Darry Wyndham starts swinging on him, 842 00:42:34.920 --> 00:42:37.199 and George Steele answers with cuffing right hands, and then 843 00:42:37.719 --> 00:42:40.280 Volkoff and Iron Sheeke drop off the apron, not wanting 844 00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:43.159 to tag and help George Steele. They want to get 845 00:42:43.159 --> 00:42:45.480 the fuck out of there. As the flash bulbs start 846 00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:47.719 going off, Berry Wyndham sneaks up from behind on the 847 00:42:48.159 --> 00:42:51.440 befuddled and helpless and abandoned George the animal steel with 848 00:42:51.519 --> 00:42:53.719 an O'Connor roll of his own. That gets the one, 849 00:42:53.920 --> 00:42:56.920 the two, and the three. Okay, and ladies and gentlemen, 850 00:42:57.400 --> 00:43:01.199 this is the answer to the trivia question the very 851 00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:04.280 first Saturday Night's main event, What was the first matchup 852 00:43:05.039 --> 00:43:06.880 that it was indeed what we just recapped for you 853 00:43:07.760 --> 00:43:13.360 as Barry Wyndham, Mike Rointundo and sorry, just trying to 854 00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:15.880 pull up the match time here and when you steamboat 855 00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:18.679 full caught fire and cheek and George Steele six minutes 856 00:43:18.719 --> 00:43:19.679 thirty seconds. 857 00:43:19.400 --> 00:43:21.960 To kick off. I still don't really understand why the 858 00:43:22.079 --> 00:43:24.719 Heels didn't want to tag in, Like why did they 859 00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.559 abandon George Steel? Again, he didn't hit anybody, right, he 860 00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:30.440 didn't make a mistake. No, he just tried to tag 861 00:43:30.519 --> 00:43:33.320 out and they bailed on him for some stupid reason. 862 00:43:33.960 --> 00:43:37.920 Yeah, he tried to fucking help basically, right exactly, they 863 00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:39.960 would kind of air drop, heal and face turns out 864 00:43:40.000 --> 00:43:42.000 of nowhere. Back then, sometimes it wouldn't really have a 865 00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:44.360 whole lot of forethought to it. It was just, oh, 866 00:43:44.400 --> 00:43:45.760 we need this guy to be a baby face now, 867 00:43:45.840 --> 00:43:46.880 so let's shoot an angle. 868 00:43:47.000 --> 00:43:49.760 Yeah, but there are a million But you could still 869 00:43:49.920 --> 00:43:52.599 just have him hit somebody, yeah, and that would explain it. 870 00:43:52.679 --> 00:43:58.079 But the fact that they made no reason why they 871 00:43:58.119 --> 00:44:00.960 didn't want the tag it's very weird. 872 00:44:01.079 --> 00:44:02.639 They fought with him for so long. It's not like 873 00:44:02.719 --> 00:44:04.519 they if they wanted to abandon him. They should have 874 00:44:04.559 --> 00:44:07.159 just abandoned him at the opening bell, right, It's like 875 00:44:07.280 --> 00:44:08.840 fodd a Button took a bunch of damage and then 876 00:44:08.920 --> 00:44:10.559 left to maybe I guess the idea is they were 877 00:44:10.599 --> 00:44:12.440 sick of taking damage and didn't think steel was gonna 878 00:44:12.440 --> 00:44:16.440 save him. Maybe send him into battle and we're not 879 00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:19.320 gonna fucking deal with this anymore. But whatever the case, 880 00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:22.719 and this all leads to, uh, we'll get to it. 881 00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:25.679 And so all these people start rejoicing. Kids in WrestleMania 882 00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:28.239 T shirts and dads in flannel. Okay, if you're looking 883 00:44:28.280 --> 00:44:31.400 for the picture. Oh yeah, dad's in flannel kids and 884 00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:35.440 WrestleMania T shirts with the fucking the Trucker hats, you know, 885 00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:38.280 with hul Cogan yellow and red all over him. And 886 00:44:39.239 --> 00:44:40.719 George Steele makes his way. 887 00:44:40.920 --> 00:44:43.360 And Dad's in flannel with their arms crossed for the 888 00:44:43.440 --> 00:44:46.840 most part. The fuck out of air blease Jesus Christ. 889 00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:48.800 And then kind of getting pumped up Whenhulk comes out. 890 00:44:49.119 --> 00:44:51.119 Is this the Hulk? Is this the Hulk? 891 00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:51.480 Yeah? 892 00:44:51.800 --> 00:44:55.000 Go Hulk. Oh so we can go home after this, right, 893 00:44:55.599 --> 00:45:00.480 it's over, right, there's fucking more fuck me. 894 00:45:01.400 --> 00:45:03.559 For some reason, his fucking mild and nine eighty five 895 00:45:03.760 --> 00:45:07.559 reads the newsletters and he's like, yeah, they're going home, 896 00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:12.800 all right, Dad, They're going home or not. There's two 897 00:45:12.840 --> 00:45:16.519 more matches to go. So George Steele makes his way 898 00:45:16.519 --> 00:45:18.719 to the corner, rips it open and here's the yellow 899 00:45:18.800 --> 00:45:21.880 popcorn everywhere, and Jesse doesn't get why he's doing this 900 00:45:22.039 --> 00:45:24.639 and another do we Iron Cheek and Nikolai Volkov. 901 00:45:25.199 --> 00:45:26.320 Then not only do they. 902 00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:31.000 Abandon George Steel boss, they then attack him. Of course, 903 00:45:31.239 --> 00:45:32.920 why not, Like, are they mad at him for losing 904 00:45:32.960 --> 00:45:35.760 the match? They left him there? Maybe if they helped 905 00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:38.360 him and he's still lost, then you almost understand the 906 00:45:38.360 --> 00:45:40.960 frustration of a beat down exactly. 907 00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:45.840 I just don't understand. I guess it makes no sense, just. 908 00:45:45.800 --> 00:45:47.760 The kind of cruelty that can be inflicted on people 909 00:45:48.440 --> 00:45:51.199 that are born with the condition of George and the 910 00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:53.440 animal Steel, I suppose is what they're going for. So 911 00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:55.559 they attack him from behind and this is the face turn. 912 00:45:55.639 --> 00:45:57.800 Like you said, Steel starts swinging and they bail on 913 00:45:57.840 --> 00:45:59.880 the crowds getting into it that George Steele actually can 914 00:46:00.239 --> 00:46:02.480 both of them off. Louell Bano then gets in the 915 00:46:02.559 --> 00:46:04.280 ring and this is a moment, you know, because they 916 00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:06.840 had history together and he gets in there, and he's 917 00:46:06.840 --> 00:46:09.159 trying to calm George Steele like a lion tamer of sorts. 918 00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:11.639 As Vince McMahon says on the broadcast that Louill Bano is, 919 00:46:11.719 --> 00:46:14.280 in fact George Steele's form manager brings that up again, 920 00:46:14.480 --> 00:46:16.599 George Steele looking at the heels like a barking dog. 921 00:46:17.400 --> 00:46:20.039 You can see that there's no announcer sitted ringside. There's 922 00:46:20.079 --> 00:46:22.639 just empty chairs where the announcers typically are, which is 923 00:46:22.719 --> 00:46:25.519 fine because you know in reality they were positioned up 924 00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:28.559 towards the isleway watching monitors. And then George Steel goes 925 00:46:28.599 --> 00:46:30.360 to the corner, reacting like a I don't know, like 926 00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:34.199 an abandoned dog. As Louislbano pats him and caresses him. 927 00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:38.280 Vince continues calling George Steele the most unpredictable wrestler there is, 928 00:46:38.760 --> 00:46:41.639 as Iron Cheek and Nikolai Volkoff and Freddy Blassie all 929 00:46:41.719 --> 00:46:45.519 make their way to Jean's position near the entranceway and 930 00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:49.039 Jean gets a quick interview. He says, you have obviously 931 00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:50.480 shunned Orge Steel. 932 00:46:50.519 --> 00:46:53.920 I got this for you here, all right, ladies and gentlemen, 933 00:46:54.679 --> 00:46:55.519 we're back here. 934 00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:58.760 I have gonna cry sort all of this out mass confusion, 935 00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:03.960 just limited Iron Cheek, Nikolai Volkoff obviously sunned, you, obviously 936 00:47:04.159 --> 00:47:07.000 sunned George, the Animal Steel, whatever the world is going on? 937 00:47:08.280 --> 00:47:11.079 Crazy the fruitcake. This guy didn't tag when he was 938 00:47:11.199 --> 00:47:14.360 upposed to. Wait, he is out there the whole thing. 939 00:47:14.440 --> 00:47:16.760 Oh wait a minute, hold on, couple blue while Paddle 940 00:47:16.840 --> 00:47:18.719 touched the Animal Steel cut. 941 00:47:18.639 --> 00:47:22.639 Out by the way, turn my place. I am sorry, 942 00:47:26.119 --> 00:47:29.880 you out all right, thank you. 943 00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:31.840 I'm sure that's not the last we'll hear about this 944 00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:33.039 shocking turn of event. 945 00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:37.119 Shooking nice ad there. 946 00:47:37.119 --> 00:47:37.480 I like that. 947 00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:41.639 And of course you have lou stumbling around the frame 948 00:47:41.679 --> 00:47:44.480 as Iron Chic and Nikolai Volkoff are standing there screaming 949 00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:44.960 at the camera. 950 00:47:45.880 --> 00:47:48.440 Yeah, that's like that. They that. That's also part of 951 00:47:48.480 --> 00:47:50.599 the problem about having these interviews where they're having them 952 00:47:50.639 --> 00:47:53.960 is that everybody walks by like, you know, you're causing 953 00:47:54.039 --> 00:47:56.800 trouble by just standing there. Absolutely you know this, and 954 00:47:57.000 --> 00:47:59.280 and they don't really follow through with much of the 955 00:47:59.360 --> 00:48:04.840 conflict in in that part of the arena, right, Yeah. 956 00:48:04.880 --> 00:48:06.679 I do like the general idea, kind of like a 957 00:48:07.360 --> 00:48:10.199 sports inspiration of interviewing people right after they do something. 958 00:48:10.400 --> 00:48:12.760 Newsworthy on the field of play, so to speak. But 959 00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:14.440 I never understood why they don't just have them in 960 00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:16.719 the locker room like right, or just have them when 961 00:48:16.719 --> 00:48:18.440 they come through the curtain, you know, come off step 962 00:48:18.480 --> 00:48:20.960 to the side. Whenever they do post match interviews, they 963 00:48:20.960 --> 00:48:22.440 always seem to want to do them right in the 964 00:48:22.599 --> 00:48:24.960 environment where these guys were just fighting for their lives 965 00:48:25.199 --> 00:48:27.119 and the guy they were trying to kill is feet 966 00:48:27.199 --> 00:48:29.679 from them and could attack them again. Just doesn't seem 967 00:48:29.719 --> 00:48:32.639 like good practice. But yeah, here it's especially awkward because 968 00:48:33.599 --> 00:48:36.000 the baby faces just walk right by where the heels 969 00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:38.639 are standing and a brawl does not erupt for some reason. 970 00:48:39.239 --> 00:48:41.679 So that's that's kind of that's kind of testy. But this, 971 00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:45.519 of course leads to George Steele on Tuesday Night Titans 972 00:48:45.559 --> 00:48:48.039 being brought to a speech therapist for one of their 973 00:48:48.079 --> 00:48:51.199 infamous skits where Louil Albana was trying to you know, 974 00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:54.400 basically give George Steele not only speech therapy but a 975 00:48:54.440 --> 00:48:57.039 bit of if I remember correctly, and didn't they show 976 00:48:57.079 --> 00:48:58.679 this in one of the Colisseum videos, he gets like 977 00:48:58.719 --> 00:49:00.840 shock treatment to see if he can stret talking straight. 978 00:49:01.079 --> 00:49:03.960 Yeah, it's something like that. I feel like I feel 979 00:49:03.960 --> 00:49:08.000 like that'slike most unusual things or whatever, right, which is weird. 980 00:49:07.880 --> 00:49:10.440 Because he used to actually form sentences as a heel 981 00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:12.480 when Albano managed him in the seventies on promos. It 982 00:49:12.559 --> 00:49:14.360 wasn't like he was a guy that was mute, That 983 00:49:14.480 --> 00:49:15.960 wasn't really part of his character. He didn't make a 984 00:49:15.960 --> 00:49:17.719 lot of sense when he opened his mouth, but he 985 00:49:17.760 --> 00:49:20.079 would say things. It wasn't like George Steele was, you know, 986 00:49:20.559 --> 00:49:23.599 someone that would just bake grunts and groans. But this 987 00:49:23.880 --> 00:49:27.199 iteration Rock and Wrestling era George Steele was. We turned 988 00:49:27.239 --> 00:49:29.079 to his book quickly George Steele to talk about this 989 00:49:29.880 --> 00:49:31.599 turned out to be a pivotal year for him, a 990 00:49:31.679 --> 00:49:34.679 pivotal moment for him. As you know, really, when you 991 00:49:34.719 --> 00:49:36.840 consider the amount of eyeballs looking in on WWF at 992 00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:38.880 this time period, this is the George Steele they remember. 993 00:49:39.000 --> 00:49:41.679 This is the George Steele that you know, resonates and 994 00:49:41.760 --> 00:49:44.239 reverberates even more so than the one that was selling 995 00:49:44.280 --> 00:49:46.639 out the garden with Bruno. He writes in his book, 996 00:49:46.639 --> 00:49:48.840 I would soon really be flying high in the WWF 997 00:49:48.880 --> 00:49:49.960 and it had to do with one of the most 998 00:49:50.039 --> 00:49:53.480 remarkable transformations. This side of Doctor Frankenstein's Monster. That was 999 00:49:53.559 --> 00:49:54.920 the moment I went into the ring as one of 1000 00:49:54.960 --> 00:49:57.519 the wildest, most hated heels in the history of professional 1001 00:49:57.519 --> 00:49:59.519 wrestling and emerged from it as a warm and fuzzy 1002 00:50:00.000 --> 00:50:02.119 teddy bear. It was a six man tag team match. 1003 00:50:02.199 --> 00:50:03.679 My team was made up of the hated George, the 1004 00:50:03.719 --> 00:50:07.480 Animal Steel, the villified Iron Cheek, and the despised Nikolai Volkoff. 1005 00:50:07.519 --> 00:50:09.559 Our opponents were the Red, White, and Blue American team 1006 00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:12.280 of Ricky the Dragon, Steamboat Berry Wyndham at Mike Rotundo. 1007 00:50:12.320 --> 00:50:14.360 I wound up getting pinned by Wyndham and during the match, 1008 00:50:14.400 --> 00:50:17.159 the Iron Cheek and Volkoff refused to be tagged by me. 1009 00:50:17.400 --> 00:50:19.079 After the bout, I fought off an attacked by the 1010 00:50:19.119 --> 00:50:21.480 Iron Cheek and Volkoff. Shaken, I had to be consoled 1011 00:50:21.519 --> 00:50:23.800 by Captain Lou Albano. A few moments later, I was 1012 00:50:23.880 --> 00:50:26.800 led from the ring by a sympathetic Captain Lou Geneokrilin 1013 00:50:26.920 --> 00:50:29.880 was conducting an interview near the entrance way with Chikin Volkoff, 1014 00:50:29.920 --> 00:50:31.719 and I decided to throw a few punches at Volkoff 1015 00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:34.559 before going backstage. It was all on Saturday Night's made event. 1016 00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:36.800 The crowd went wild. All of a sudden, I went 1017 00:50:36.840 --> 00:50:39.159 from heel to hero, from bad guy to babyface. It 1018 00:50:39.239 --> 00:50:40.960 was as if I had punched out a mugger trying 1019 00:50:41.000 --> 00:50:44.079 to take Uncle Sam's wallet. It truly was a magical moment. 1020 00:50:44.400 --> 00:50:46.400 And that was when I decided to retire from teaching 1021 00:50:46.679 --> 00:50:48.920 and coaching and become a full time wrestler. I was 1022 00:50:49.000 --> 00:50:53.599 forty eight years old. What it was forty eight. 1023 00:50:53.519 --> 00:50:54.159 When this happened. 1024 00:50:57.519 --> 00:51:01.119 You imagine retiring from your teaching job that you kept 1025 00:51:01.199 --> 00:51:04.440 through your fucking thirties, and people trying to stab you 1026 00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:07.920 at the garden and stuff and all the that didn't 1027 00:51:08.119 --> 00:51:10.760 cause you to consider going full time, But now you're 1028 00:51:10.760 --> 00:51:12.840 going to go full time at this age. He has 1029 00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:17.159 a very unique career trajectory this guy experienced. From then on, 1030 00:51:17.280 --> 00:51:19.159 he writes, George, the animal Steel could do no wrong. 1031 00:51:19.280 --> 00:51:20.960 My conduct in the ring did not change much. I 1032 00:51:21.000 --> 00:51:22.840 would still beat up my opponents. I would rip at 1033 00:51:22.840 --> 00:51:25.239 their arms and tie them up in my autographed flying 1034 00:51:25.280 --> 00:51:29.000 hammer lock. But I'd show my green tongue and eat turnbuckles. 1035 00:51:29.159 --> 00:51:31.199 But instead of being repulsed, the fans ate it up. 1036 00:51:31.280 --> 00:51:33.760 I would still chase referees and announcers. I would throw chairs. 1037 00:51:33.880 --> 00:51:37.119 The fans loved it, a lesson their boss. And what 1038 00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:40.480 makes a great babyface? Yeah, god knows. I don't fucking 1039 00:51:40.559 --> 00:51:42.840 know not to say he's a great babyface. But you know, 1040 00:51:43.679 --> 00:51:46.519 he doesn't change what he does. He just starts doing 1041 00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:50.159 it to motherfuckers we hate. Yeah, and now he's our 1042 00:51:50.320 --> 00:51:54.800 bad guy, a real head scratcher, because he says nothing 1043 00:51:54.840 --> 00:51:57.800 in his book about the idea that there was an 1044 00:51:57.840 --> 00:52:01.599 element of improvisation to this baby face turn on Saturday 1045 00:52:01.679 --> 00:52:03.920 Night's main event. But when he spoke to Danny Burke 1046 00:52:03.960 --> 00:52:06.199 Holder at CBS Sports, who wrote an oral history piece 1047 00:52:06.239 --> 00:52:10.159 on WWFN nineteen eighty five. It interviewed George Steele, along 1048 00:52:10.199 --> 00:52:12.360 with many others who were in and around the scene 1049 00:52:12.360 --> 00:52:15.079 at the time. George Steele offers a version of events 1050 00:52:15.119 --> 00:52:19.159 where he didn't even know that he was set to 1051 00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:21.639 turn face on this show until Luel Bano came out. 1052 00:52:21.880 --> 00:52:22.679 Are you serious? 1053 00:52:22.840 --> 00:52:25.320 That's what he says. And I have no idea why 1054 00:52:25.400 --> 00:52:27.480 he would say this if it wasn't true, and b 1055 00:52:27.800 --> 00:52:29.760 why he wouldn't say it in his own fucking book 1056 00:52:29.880 --> 00:52:32.039 considering if that was the case, That's the most interesting 1057 00:52:32.079 --> 00:52:34.679 part of the whole story by a mile. But here's 1058 00:52:34.719 --> 00:52:38.159 what he said. When they beat me. The reaction from 1059 00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:40.920 the crowd was unbelievable and out of nowhere, Vince was 1060 00:52:40.960 --> 00:52:43.679 watching what was going on, and he sent Captain Lou 1061 00:52:44.320 --> 00:52:46.920 who had been my manager for many years, back to 1062 00:52:47.000 --> 00:52:49.719 the ring. When he came out, I had no idea 1063 00:52:49.760 --> 00:52:51.960 what to do. I'm looking at him like I'm going 1064 00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:55.159 to fight, and he's kind of wanting to slow me down. Finally, 1065 00:52:55.280 --> 00:52:57.599 just out of nowhere, I dropped on one knee and 1066 00:52:57.599 --> 00:52:59.880 I put my head in his fat belly. He started 1067 00:53:00.039 --> 00:53:02.199 heading my head like I was an animal. The place 1068 00:53:02.239 --> 00:53:05.599 went absolutely crazy nuts. He is the animal, So I 1069 00:53:05.920 --> 00:53:08.280 I don't know why that would be unusual. Yeah, I 1070 00:53:08.280 --> 00:53:11.400 don't know why what he's going for there. Maybe he's 1071 00:53:11.440 --> 00:53:12.960 maybe he's trying to k fab a bit and kind 1072 00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:16.280 of you know, like the character didn't know what to do. 1073 00:53:17.840 --> 00:53:20.599 That seems very weird to me, very weird. Yeah, there's 1074 00:53:20.599 --> 00:53:22.400 absolutely no way they booked the finish the way they 1075 00:53:22.480 --> 00:53:25.880 did with George Steele being abandoned, unless there was a 1076 00:53:25.960 --> 00:53:30.000 prescribed plan to turn a babyface after the fact, you know, 1077 00:53:30.400 --> 00:53:31.880 I don't know. I find that hard to believe that 1078 00:53:31.880 --> 00:53:34.719 they would do that finish, which perfectly sets up the 1079 00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:37.519 steel babyface turn if they didn't plan on consummating it 1080 00:53:37.599 --> 00:53:38.199 right then and there. 1081 00:53:38.239 --> 00:53:39.400 But who knows. 1082 00:53:40.880 --> 00:53:42.880 Back to the broadcast, Finn says, let's go to ringside 1083 00:53:43.199 --> 00:53:45.280 for what we call Piper's Pit with two of Rustling's 1084 00:53:45.320 --> 00:53:49.000 baddest dudes, and the ring Matt has been replaced with 1085 00:53:49.039 --> 00:53:53.599 a tartan rug and we've got we've got Scottish vibes here, boss, don't. 1086 00:53:53.400 --> 00:53:56.119 We we do? Indeed here, I got this, this, this 1087 00:53:56.639 --> 00:53:59.119 whole segment for you here because it's just it's it's 1088 00:53:59.159 --> 00:54:03.639 pretty wild. I sit down, sit. 1089 00:54:03.440 --> 00:54:05.840 Down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down, sit down. 1090 00:54:06.000 --> 00:54:07.719 I want to talk to your man to man. I 1091 00:54:07.800 --> 00:54:10.239 want to talk to your man to man about WrestleMania. 1092 00:54:10.639 --> 00:54:13.920 I want to talk to your man to man about WrestleMania. 1093 00:54:13.280 --> 00:54:18.159 And the house. He does, he like repeats himself so 1094 00:54:18.239 --> 00:54:23.760 many times, it's very odd. Yeah yeah, and he said. 1095 00:54:23.760 --> 00:54:25.639 Then he says the same phrase over and over again. 1096 00:54:29.159 --> 00:54:34.000 Let me tell you something, Ace getting that corner dunce. 1097 00:54:35.599 --> 00:54:40.440 Oo sick burn dunce done. He's like, what does that mean? 1098 00:54:45.239 --> 00:54:47.639 Go ahead? Make my day? 1099 00:54:50.599 --> 00:54:51.000 Wait? 1100 00:54:51.039 --> 00:54:54.360 Wait wait, wait about Bobby. Bobby boy, what damn it? 1101 00:54:56.920 --> 00:54:58.960 Bobby going to the corner. That's would you mind going 1102 00:54:59.000 --> 00:55:02.239 in the corner? Mister Orton? Okay, he's a little afraid. 1103 00:55:02.320 --> 00:55:04.039 He's a little afraid. 1104 00:55:04.599 --> 00:55:07.119 Are you a happy person now? Huh huh. 1105 00:55:08.480 --> 00:55:22.480 I'm not sit down, sit down, ladies first, Okay, okay, 1106 00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:25.000 I'm sitting. 1107 00:55:26.440 --> 00:55:27.480 I'm sitting. Listen. 1108 00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:30.000 I want you to understand, said, I understand what you're 1109 00:55:30.039 --> 00:55:32.159 going through, and I have I feel sorry for you 1110 00:55:32.199 --> 00:55:37.119 in a way because after all, after all, I don't 1111 00:55:37.159 --> 00:55:38.400 know what it's like myself, but you. 1112 00:55:38.440 --> 00:55:39.079 Are a loser. 1113 00:55:43.519 --> 00:55:54.440 It's tide, sid I'm a loser. Huh. 1114 00:55:55.320 --> 00:56:00.599 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa Whoamy? 1115 00:56:00.880 --> 00:56:01.440 Was he the rock? 1116 00:56:03.519 --> 00:56:05.280 That's what happened. When he goes out without a script. 1117 00:56:05.360 --> 00:56:07.760 You know he's gonna lose himself in the middle of this. 1118 00:56:08.480 --> 00:56:10.880 He really does. Like he sounds like a fucking just 1119 00:56:11.280 --> 00:56:14.760 a complete lunatic out there. You want to talk. 1120 00:56:14.960 --> 00:56:16.760 You wanted to sit down, sit down, sit down, said, 1121 00:56:16.800 --> 00:56:19.599 I'm sitting, Okay, I want to sitting down. Sit down, man, 1122 00:56:19.719 --> 00:56:22.119 sit down? Do you want to talk about WrestleMania? 1123 00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:24.280 Sit down? Sit down. 1124 00:56:33.320 --> 00:56:37.719 Let's face facts, man, I ain't no loser in WrestleMania. 1125 00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:40.119 It wasn't my shoulders that were pined to the ground. 1126 00:56:40.320 --> 00:56:42.599 It was your shoulders. You're sitting here being a big shot. 1127 00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:44.920 It was your shoulders that were penned to the ground. 1128 00:56:44.719 --> 00:56:47.519 Brother, not me. Well, let me tell you something right now, Piper. 1129 00:56:48.360 --> 00:56:50.920 Where were you at when it was all over and 1130 00:56:51.079 --> 00:56:51.400 done with? 1131 00:56:51.519 --> 00:56:51.719 Huh? 1132 00:56:52.000 --> 00:56:54.159 Where were you at? I was doing my job? 1133 00:56:54.480 --> 00:56:57.400 Oh yeah, he was doing your job, hot tailor that 1134 00:56:57.519 --> 00:56:59.840 back to the dressing room, and you left me there. 1135 00:57:00.119 --> 00:57:03.400 Molonely baloney, No, no, I was fighting to you. I 1136 00:57:03.519 --> 00:57:06.440 was fighting hog. I was fighting everybody, everybody that wants 1137 00:57:06.519 --> 00:57:06.840 to fight. 1138 00:57:07.000 --> 00:57:07.199 You know. 1139 00:57:08.000 --> 00:57:10.440 You know what's who was doing. You know what's happened 1140 00:57:10.480 --> 00:57:12.599 to you? Man, I'll tell you what happened to you. 1141 00:57:13.480 --> 00:57:17.559 You lost your guts, man, that's what I think. Hey, 1142 00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:20.239 I picked you for a partner. I cook you under 1143 00:57:20.280 --> 00:57:23.119 my wing. You lost your guts, brother, and you tell 1144 00:57:23.159 --> 00:57:23.719 me you didn't. 1145 00:57:23.840 --> 00:57:25.920 Let me tell you something, Piper. I'm gonna tell you 1146 00:57:26.000 --> 00:57:28.400 what you've been doing. You've been drinking too much of 1147 00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:30.280 your own bathwater. It's what you've been doing. 1148 00:57:33.239 --> 00:57:37.679 I'm sorry. What what does that mean. I've never heard 1149 00:57:37.719 --> 00:57:40.760 that phrase before drinking your own bathwater? I don't. I 1150 00:57:40.800 --> 00:57:43.079 don't really understand what he means. What does that? What 1151 00:57:43.159 --> 00:57:45.159 does that do if you drink your own bathwater? 1152 00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:45.320 What? 1153 00:57:47.559 --> 00:57:49.360 I don't understand. But I mean maybe it's like a 1154 00:57:49.440 --> 00:57:52.880 version of believing your own shit. I mean, but just 1155 00:57:52.960 --> 00:57:56.280 say believe, you know, drinking your own kool aid or whatever, like, 1156 00:57:56.519 --> 00:58:02.119 don't listen, listen you want to like, why would I 1157 00:58:02.159 --> 00:58:04.119 want to drink my dirty water? 1158 00:58:05.960 --> 00:58:06.119 You know? 1159 00:58:06.599 --> 00:58:10.039 That's what I don't understand. Like it's like that's there's 1160 00:58:10.039 --> 00:58:12.800 nothing pleasurable about that. It seems like I'm looking it 1161 00:58:12.880 --> 00:58:14.519 up here. It seems to be a phrase that kind 1162 00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:19.199 of implies that someone is excessively self congratulatory, like they're 1163 00:58:19.280 --> 00:58:21.599 so full of their own shit that like they drink 1164 00:58:21.599 --> 00:58:24.880 their own bath water because they think they're so amazing 1165 00:58:24.960 --> 00:58:29.079 that even their bath water is drinkable, you know, like 1166 00:58:29.199 --> 00:58:32.280 they can't even contaminate their own bath because they're so 1167 00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:36.400 fucking awesome. Okay, all right, I guess I guess you 1168 00:58:36.480 --> 00:58:37.840 want me to tell you. You want me to tell 1169 00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:38.480 you on the square? 1170 00:58:38.559 --> 00:58:40.239 Man, you want me to tell you something. 1171 00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:42.519 On the square? I think you're nothing but a piece 1172 00:58:42.559 --> 00:58:44.400 of garbage. Man, No, no, you're hey. 1173 00:58:44.599 --> 00:58:46.679 You want to fight, I slap you just as fast 1174 00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:48.719 as you slap me. Let me tell you something, man, 1175 00:58:48.920 --> 00:58:49.880 you're nothing about. 1176 00:58:49.639 --> 00:58:52.239 A piece of garbage. Not only did you embarrass me? 1177 00:58:53.079 --> 00:58:57.360 Did you embarrass ace? You embarrass your own family. You 1178 00:58:57.599 --> 00:58:59.920 keep my family out of that. You'll start a dumb 1179 00:59:00.039 --> 00:59:06.239 sign it up? What Wait, if that's the way you're 1180 00:59:06.239 --> 00:59:08.239 gonna be, If that's the way you're gonna be by 1181 00:59:08.280 --> 00:59:10.679 the I'm gonna take my ball and I'm leaving to 1182 00:59:10.760 --> 00:59:11.199 heck with you. 1183 00:59:11.360 --> 00:59:11.519 Man. 1184 00:59:14.360 --> 00:59:20.119 Oh no, oh no, oh no, but paper look at pass. 1185 00:59:20.199 --> 00:59:21.760 Oh my goodness, he's coming. 1186 00:59:21.559 --> 00:59:22.159 To the purper. 1187 00:59:22.840 --> 00:59:25.280 Shut him up for the pow timer huts him up. 1188 00:59:25.400 --> 00:59:30.559 Hold a minute, persees from behind of the cast. Papa, 1189 00:59:30.840 --> 00:59:34.199 he's just waiting. Oh my god, he look. 1190 00:59:36.440 --> 00:59:36.760 Away. 1191 00:59:37.559 --> 00:59:44.840 Wait, mister, tell you what por not? 1192 00:59:45.119 --> 00:59:45.400 Silly? 1193 00:59:45.519 --> 00:59:49.599 Papa? Cast You can say that again. Yeah, I'd say 1194 00:59:49.639 --> 00:59:53.079 most people get NOx silly from the cast. I do 1195 00:59:53.199 --> 00:59:57.159 something like that was coming at some point. Uh. 1196 00:59:58.039 --> 01:00:00.119 You should know that Paula or Dwarf is worried. The 1197 01:00:00.159 --> 01:00:02.519 brightest white daisy dukes you've ever seen on a man. 1198 01:00:02.960 --> 01:00:06.960 I know these tall athletic socks pulled way up in 1199 01:00:07.039 --> 01:00:07.760 white sneakers. 1200 01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:11.840 I mean, I know, what a weird what a weird 1201 01:00:12.000 --> 01:00:16.079 look for men in the eighties, I know, fucking short short, 1202 01:00:16.199 --> 01:00:17.119 the booty shorts. 1203 01:00:17.360 --> 01:00:21.039 Yeah, essentially, you know, the winner for most nineteen eighty 1204 01:00:21.079 --> 01:00:24.039 five dressed goes to him, and second is mister T 1205 01:00:24.280 --> 01:00:27.880 with the tight blue pants with the three Adidas white 1206 01:00:27.920 --> 01:00:28.840 stripes up the side. 1207 01:00:29.679 --> 01:00:45.519 It's the lapt fan wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast that 1208 01:00:45.679 --> 01:00:49.119 knows the boys need their candy. It's the lampsed Fan. 1209 01:01:03.840 --> 01:01:07.760 He's an lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack and Carno, 1210 01:01:08.239 --> 01:01:11.719 MJP Sorrow, just. 1211 01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:14.960 Just wild. 1212 01:01:15.239 --> 01:01:17.280 Piper has his director's chair in the middle of the 1213 01:01:17.360 --> 01:01:21.039 ring too, by the way, for this production. And yeah, 1214 01:01:21.119 --> 01:01:24.480 so it's it's big time finger pointing over what happened 1215 01:01:24.480 --> 01:01:26.880 at WrestleMania leading to the face turn there of Paula 1216 01:01:26.920 --> 01:01:29.199 Worndorf and put on a platform, you know, the biggest 1217 01:01:29.239 --> 01:01:30.800 one they could muster at the time here in NBC, 1218 01:01:31.000 --> 01:01:34.239 no doubt, to create a bankable number two baby face 1219 01:01:34.559 --> 01:01:37.440 in Mister Wonderful and he does an okay job. It's 1220 01:01:37.519 --> 01:01:41.039 kind of meandering and kind of weird, but it happens, 1221 01:01:41.320 --> 01:01:44.639 and and you heard the whole thing there courtesy of 1222 01:01:44.639 --> 01:01:44.960 the boss. 1223 01:01:44.960 --> 01:01:48.960 So that's good. Yeah, let's see, so. 1224 01:01:51.639 --> 01:01:55.400 Paull and Dorff spills out to the concrete because Paul 1225 01:01:55.400 --> 01:01:57.639 and Droff starts pulling Piper around by the hair and 1226 01:01:57.760 --> 01:02:01.400 going for the pile driver. But you know what happens, 1227 01:02:02.599 --> 01:02:05.320 Ace bob Orton claps his hands together and close lines 1228 01:02:05.400 --> 01:02:07.599 Pollow and Dwarf. Of course it doesn't just close line 1229 01:02:07.599 --> 01:02:10.800 and he claps first, so that sense a Pollow Dwarfs 1230 01:02:10.800 --> 01:02:13.199 spilling to the concrete. You hear a loud noise at 1231 01:02:13.239 --> 01:02:15.599 this juncture, almost like a beer pong ball hitting something. 1232 01:02:15.639 --> 01:02:15.920 I don't know. 1233 01:02:16.559 --> 01:02:19.320 That's audio bleeding in from somewhere else. Mister T now 1234 01:02:19.400 --> 01:02:21.480 runs out with his weightlifting thing, tending to Pollow and 1235 01:02:21.519 --> 01:02:26.079 Dwarf his weightlifting a outfit no Hogan, though Hogan does 1236 01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:28.280 not come out to help mister Pollow Dwarf at all. 1237 01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:30.639 Only mister T and Vince says that Polo and Dwarf 1238 01:02:30.679 --> 01:02:36.840 has Piper up in that special pile driver. Special pile 1239 01:02:36.920 --> 01:02:38.519 driver isn't that what they called it when George Steele 1240 01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:46.800 did it? Everyone standing and uniform security and brown flooding 1241 01:02:46.840 --> 01:02:48.960 Ringside apparently just came off the shift at UPS. 1242 01:02:49.760 --> 01:02:51.440 Yes, and did you see it? 1243 01:02:51.519 --> 01:02:56.079 I saw it, Mel Phillips Ringside occasionally laboring, and hey, 1244 01:02:56.119 --> 01:02:58.760 I gotta say Tom Cole was from around Long Island. 1245 01:03:00.639 --> 01:03:02.320 You do have to you do have to take a 1246 01:03:02.400 --> 01:03:05.599 moment to consider that there may have been a fuck 1247 01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:08.719 room keys exchange just the ring was being set up. 1248 01:03:09.400 --> 01:03:12.239 Huh not okay? Not okay, is correct. 1249 01:03:13.199 --> 01:03:15.239 So this is also when Tony Chimmel would be part 1250 01:03:15.239 --> 01:03:17.159 of the ring crew when they'd come to New Jersey, 1251 01:03:17.199 --> 01:03:18.840 New York e last time. Yeah, do you remember one 1252 01:03:18.840 --> 01:03:21.559 of the Colosseum videos We spotted him ringside before he 1253 01:03:21.639 --> 01:03:23.960 was a ring announcer, just kid, I do, I do 1254 01:03:25.199 --> 01:03:28.559 vaguely he was friends with friends with Tom Cole. He 1255 01:03:28.639 --> 01:03:32.199 was friends with somebody who WWF would turn two to 1256 01:03:32.199 --> 01:03:34.239 set up rings and get those kind of logistical things 1257 01:03:34.239 --> 01:03:36.639 down when they'd come to the Tri State area, and 1258 01:03:36.840 --> 01:03:38.440 that was really his entre. That's how he first got 1259 01:03:38.480 --> 01:03:40.239 into a w F building as a kid helping set 1260 01:03:40.320 --> 01:03:42.800 up the ring, not as a ring announcer. So what 1261 01:03:43.119 --> 01:03:46.119 mean genius with Hulk who's got the White American Band? 1262 01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:51.400 And we go from there he goes in. Uh Jean says, uh, 1263 01:03:51.559 --> 01:03:54.559 says this here all right, I thank you very much. 1264 01:03:54.519 --> 01:03:58.480 Vince McMath Hulk Hogan, Hulk Hogan, you have just seen 1265 01:03:58.559 --> 01:04:01.719 what has happened and rowdy rot Piper's pit. 1266 01:04:02.440 --> 01:04:05.000 Well, you know something, mean Jean, that's all went down 1267 01:04:05.039 --> 01:04:07.960 in Piper's pit. Brother, this is just typical in the 1268 01:04:08.119 --> 01:04:10.000 kind of dudes we need to get out of the 1269 01:04:10.159 --> 01:04:13.679 wwe I'm just so happy, man. You know, it's Mother's 1270 01:04:13.760 --> 01:04:17.280 Day coming up real soon because I got a special surprise. 1271 01:04:17.679 --> 01:04:20.239 This is gonna be a special for my mother. 1272 01:04:20.400 --> 01:04:20.639 Brother. 1273 01:04:20.800 --> 01:04:21.039 Brother. 1274 01:04:21.119 --> 01:04:26.400 What what mother? Mother? Mother? Brother what? That's what he says. 1275 01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:31.840 I who's who's brother? What's going on? 1276 01:04:34.000 --> 01:04:36.480 And I can't think of anybody else I'd rather get 1277 01:04:36.519 --> 01:04:39.559 in the ring than cowboy Bob Orton, the dude with 1278 01:04:39.760 --> 01:04:40.880 the bust it up arm. 1279 01:04:41.280 --> 01:04:43.480 You know we're gonna see how bad it is tonight, 1280 01:04:43.639 --> 01:04:44.119 mean Jean. 1281 01:04:44.719 --> 01:04:45.079 All right. 1282 01:04:45.280 --> 01:04:49.760 On the subject of Paul Orndorf, I'm very curious to 1283 01:04:49.840 --> 01:04:53.239 get your reaction to his big trains. 1284 01:04:52.960 --> 01:04:53.960 Over the past few weeks. 1285 01:04:54.079 --> 01:04:56.199 Well, you know it's funny, mean Jean, the dude who 1286 01:04:56.239 --> 01:04:58.880 was going around for so long busting people up. Man, 1287 01:04:59.159 --> 01:05:00.960 and all of a sudden he felt what it was 1288 01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:03.599 like inside to have some people behind him. 1289 01:05:03.840 --> 01:05:05.760 What ah. 1290 01:05:07.400 --> 01:05:07.440 What? 1291 01:05:08.280 --> 01:05:10.679 Who wrote this? Dude? Dick ever saw wrote it? Terry? 1292 01:05:10.960 --> 01:05:12.599 Who's behind bro? What do you mean behind me? 1293 01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:12.960 Dude? 1294 01:05:13.079 --> 01:05:13.199 Yo? 1295 01:05:13.400 --> 01:05:16.400 Yo? Cut brother, Dick comm here, dude, command no, no, 1296 01:05:16.559 --> 01:05:20.599 but why no? We're alive, hug what we were live for? 1297 01:05:20.800 --> 01:05:21.239 What's going on? 1298 01:05:21.440 --> 01:05:27.079 Dude? We're We're on tape. Who's something the air until tomorrow? 1299 01:05:27.159 --> 01:05:27.320 Brother? 1300 01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:31.239 I know it's not Saturday night? Dude? Wait a minute? 1301 01:05:31.280 --> 01:05:34.239 Is this? Are we sure on Saturday night? Dude? Wait 1302 01:05:34.239 --> 01:05:35.679 a minute? Is it Friday nights? Made a man? 1303 01:05:36.239 --> 01:05:36.360 Is it? 1304 01:05:37.119 --> 01:05:37.800 Wait? What? 1305 01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:40.719 And then like he looks at the camera. He looked 1306 01:05:40.760 --> 01:05:43.079 at the camera frozen, like, am I actually live to 1307 01:05:43.119 --> 01:05:50.199 the whole country right now? Leap your brother right, leap 1308 01:05:50.239 --> 01:05:55.480 frog here and all these whole comaniacs out here, brother, 1309 01:05:55.760 --> 01:06:00.400 they get behind me? The behind me dude again again, 1310 01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:04.400 he says it again, but get behind the dude. I 1311 01:06:04.519 --> 01:06:06.519 see a total change of hearder than dude. 1312 01:06:06.639 --> 01:06:06.800 Man. 1313 01:06:07.199 --> 01:06:09.280 I wish him the best and I just hope he 1314 01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:12.039 keeps it up. If you dig it, I can dig it? 1315 01:06:12.320 --> 01:06:14.760 Howboy pop work in the cast, Dolly arm A title 1316 01:06:14.800 --> 01:06:15.400 offense for you. 1317 01:06:15.519 --> 01:06:16.639 I don't know what you're gonna do. 1318 01:06:16.880 --> 01:06:20.400 Well, what he's gonna do, White Holster. Holster runs wild 1319 01:06:20.480 --> 01:06:27.960 on you. Daddy, he said, Daddy, Daddy, should you say mommy? 1320 01:06:28.000 --> 01:06:39.480 It's mother father's He says, daddy. I thought it was 1321 01:06:39.559 --> 01:06:42.239 more of a ruth than a pall night. I know, right. 1322 01:06:42.920 --> 01:06:45.800 I guess we're tipping our cap to the pipe fitter 1323 01:06:45.840 --> 01:06:48.440 as well as the home the home maker. 1324 01:06:49.119 --> 01:06:51.199 I guess here, Terry. 1325 01:06:51.400 --> 01:06:53.159 You know, that's one thing Hulk always had in common 1326 01:06:53.199 --> 01:06:55.079 with his mother. His mother was a homemaker, and Terry 1327 01:06:55.199 --> 01:06:57.400 was a housemaker. Just look at the fucking crowd here. 1328 01:06:58.519 --> 01:06:59.400 Thanks for the house. 1329 01:07:00.039 --> 01:07:05.280 It was a house builder. That's awesome. 1330 01:07:07.559 --> 01:07:10.519 So yeah, great promo there, just very typical of the era. 1331 01:07:11.119 --> 01:07:14.079 And and it's all there and his eyes shift off 1332 01:07:14.119 --> 01:07:16.440 frame just very quickly. As he's wrapping up the promof 1333 01:07:16.440 --> 01:07:17.320 he watch Hulk's eyes. 1334 01:07:18.159 --> 01:07:20.960 He's talking about a lot of people coming behind a 1335 01:07:21.000 --> 01:07:22.960 lot of people coming from behind in that he was 1336 01:07:23.239 --> 01:07:26.760 very nervous. He's realizing mid stream that this thing could 1337 01:07:26.800 --> 01:07:31.400 be a setup, and his eyes start getting active. Johnny 1338 01:07:31.440 --> 01:07:32.639 Weaver eyes going on there. 1339 01:07:33.199 --> 01:07:34.960 I just have to picture, you know, the bright light 1340 01:07:35.000 --> 01:07:37.360 on Hogan as he's cutting this back, cutting that out there, 1341 01:07:37.440 --> 01:07:39.519 and Dick ever saw right behind the camera with his 1342 01:07:39.639 --> 01:07:41.800 arms folded, you know, with like a clipboard in his hand, 1343 01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:44.159 like producing so to speak. 1344 01:07:44.440 --> 01:07:47.280 Yes, the head set on and like just shaking his head. 1345 01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:49.559 What are you shaking his head for? 1346 01:07:50.679 --> 01:07:50.719 What? 1347 01:07:51.599 --> 01:07:54.199 At the hinds of the high sign? Brother, we are, 1348 01:07:54.239 --> 01:07:58.800 we are, we are, we live? What's going on? Bro? 1349 01:07:58.960 --> 01:07:59.360 What's going on? 1350 01:07:59.639 --> 01:07:59.760 I do? 1351 01:08:00.599 --> 01:08:03.639 I am kind of falling in love with this idea 1352 01:08:03.880 --> 01:08:06.480 that like Hulk gets the bug in his ear that 1353 01:08:06.559 --> 01:08:10.960 this is actually live and no one tells him, and 1354 01:08:11.079 --> 01:08:14.320 like all the TVs in the arena have been like 1355 01:08:14.440 --> 01:08:17.600 purposely gimmicked to not show the thing. If he tries 1356 01:08:17.640 --> 01:08:22.159 to check for himself, that's pretty fine. It's Friday night's 1357 01:08:22.159 --> 01:08:26.039 main event, brother, or. 1358 01:08:26.079 --> 01:08:28.439 Just someone told him someone woke up. It's like he 1359 01:08:28.520 --> 01:08:32.319 doesn't realize that that that, you know, he thinks somebody 1360 01:08:32.399 --> 01:08:34.279 someone woke him up on Saturday. They skipped the. 1361 01:08:34.319 --> 01:08:37.520 Day, gets the building hit Dick, come on and brother, Yeah, 1362 01:08:37.560 --> 01:08:40.039 well we'll look said about to night. It's a big night, Dick. 1363 01:08:40.119 --> 01:08:42.119 Are you can you guarantee me one hundred percent looking 1364 01:08:42.159 --> 01:08:43.399 in the eyes and tell me this isn't going to 1365 01:08:43.439 --> 01:08:44.920 be live ten on on NBC. 1366 01:08:47.079 --> 01:08:49.199 Well, it's it's gonna be an essence Live the tape 1367 01:08:50.920 --> 01:08:54.279 not the answer I was looking for. Brother, tap You're 1368 01:08:54.279 --> 01:08:58.000 going to make me ask you what that means? Dude? Wow, listen, 1369 01:08:58.119 --> 01:09:00.880 I mean live the tapew You know it's pretty self explanatory. 1370 01:09:02.000 --> 01:09:04.960 You're not going to say anything else. I mean, do 1371 01:09:05.079 --> 01:09:12.000 I need to? I mean everyone else understands. Why don't you, Terry. 1372 01:09:12.039 --> 01:09:14.119 I know you're new to the real TV business here, 1373 01:09:14.199 --> 01:09:16.439 but you really ought to know what live to tape means? 1374 01:09:16.479 --> 01:09:19.720 By now what do you what do you mean real TV? 1375 01:09:19.800 --> 01:09:20.159 What's going on? 1376 01:09:20.319 --> 01:09:20.720 What do you mean? 1377 01:09:21.039 --> 01:09:23.800 Is this gonna be like? Are filming now? Because I'm 1378 01:09:23.840 --> 01:09:25.479 taping up right now? Is this live to tape? I 1379 01:09:25.520 --> 01:09:26.520 mean I got taped? 1380 01:09:26.600 --> 01:09:26.920 Is this like? 1381 01:09:27.399 --> 01:09:30.760 Are you feeling me taping my wrist? Brother? What are you? 1382 01:09:32.439 --> 01:09:38.720 What's your purpose? Do there are there cameras in here? Dude? Wait? 1383 01:09:39.079 --> 01:09:40.279 Are you filming me? Now? Brother? 1384 01:09:41.159 --> 01:09:41.479 What is that? 1385 01:09:42.199 --> 01:09:44.680 That's a trash can? Terry? No, but what's inside? Okay, 1386 01:09:44.680 --> 01:09:47.560 forget what's inside the trash can? Forget it? So why 1387 01:09:47.600 --> 01:09:48.560 why do you tell me to forget it? 1388 01:09:48.600 --> 01:09:48.840 Brother? 1389 01:09:50.760 --> 01:09:51.680 Are we doing this again. 1390 01:09:51.800 --> 01:09:54.199 We live, Dick, tell me the truth, brother, this is 1391 01:09:54.239 --> 01:09:56.520 not going to be the start of a fruitful, mutually 1392 01:09:56.560 --> 01:09:58.640 beneficial relationship if we can't trust trust each other. 1393 01:09:58.760 --> 01:10:02.000 Dude, Listen, listen, I'm gonna be I'm gonna be blunt 1394 01:10:02.079 --> 01:10:06.880 with you, Terry. The relationship is in between you and me, 1395 01:10:07.079 --> 01:10:12.720 between me and Vince McMahon. Brother. WHOA. So you're saying 1396 01:10:12.720 --> 01:10:15.319 this is live, dude? You so I'm live right now. 1397 01:10:15.520 --> 01:10:19.720 I'm like, you're broadcasting me right now, dude, to millions 1398 01:10:19.760 --> 01:10:20.640 of people around the world. 1399 01:10:21.159 --> 01:10:24.039 And you know what happens at this point, boss. We 1400 01:10:24.159 --> 01:10:27.880 get the full frontal final scene with the big zoom 1401 01:10:27.920 --> 01:10:30.439 out and we realize it's all a stage, and sitting 1402 01:10:30.479 --> 01:10:32.560 in the director's chair is Ed Harris himself. 1403 01:10:36.840 --> 01:10:40.239 Don't walk through that door, Terry, No worry about that, brother. 1404 01:10:43.880 --> 01:10:47.159 Oh shit, I'll walk through it, but I'll test it 1405 01:10:47.239 --> 01:10:48.479 for heat, just like Joe peshe. 1406 01:10:49.079 --> 01:10:49.279 Yes. 1407 01:10:49.800 --> 01:10:53.079 So we pitched to the ring after that promo and 1408 01:10:53.199 --> 01:10:55.479 Piper and bob Orton are still in there. The rug 1409 01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:57.520 has been taken out from the Piper's pit set. The 1410 01:10:57.640 --> 01:11:01.159 Challenger ace cowboy bob Orton is introduced and they hit 1411 01:11:01.199 --> 01:11:03.119 real American on the peacock version, of course, I of 1412 01:11:03.159 --> 01:11:07.079 the Tiger in the moment, and there's some fist bumps. 1413 01:11:06.840 --> 01:11:10.800 And Bob Orton as usual being played by Gene Hackman. 1414 01:11:13.319 --> 01:11:16.720 Say it again, I said, Bob Orton as usual being 1415 01:11:16.760 --> 01:11:17.960 played by Gene Hackman. 1416 01:11:19.720 --> 01:11:23.760 Yes, definitely doesn't take long to cast that role. Pun 1417 01:11:23.840 --> 01:11:27.560 intended by the way, so Hogan makes the walk steps out. 1418 01:11:28.640 --> 01:11:30.680 I mean, this is the whole Cogan from a print 1419 01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:32.359 ad for Colisseum home video, is it not? 1420 01:11:32.960 --> 01:11:35.720 Oh fuck yeah, this is it. This is the whole 1421 01:11:35.800 --> 01:11:38.079 Cogan of the period of the era. 1422 01:11:38.520 --> 01:11:40.960 Holding his hands up, slapping hands, pumping his finger up 1423 01:11:41.000 --> 01:11:42.680 on the way down the aisle. That's again very tight, 1424 01:11:42.760 --> 01:11:45.800 and it's being slapped by all these whole Camaniacs, hands everywhere, 1425 01:11:45.840 --> 01:11:48.560 trying to touch the hulkster and they play Eye of 1426 01:11:48.680 --> 01:11:52.039 the Tiger. And if that's how God intended it to sound, 1427 01:11:52.720 --> 01:11:54.560 we feel obliged to share it with you. This is 1428 01:11:54.600 --> 01:11:56.159 how it should sound, and this is how it did 1429 01:11:56.239 --> 01:11:57.000 sound on the night. 1430 01:12:01.119 --> 01:12:26.640 Eight elbow. Oh come, this is a poet. 1431 01:12:28.119 --> 01:12:29.359 Let it meets come up. 1432 01:12:29.560 --> 01:12:33.479 No real fee pounds. 1433 01:12:34.319 --> 01:12:36.319 Oh world looks like federation. 1434 01:12:37.119 --> 01:12:43.199 Tell me, wait to tell me Hoo Hooker's pay d 1435 01:12:43.279 --> 01:12:48.000 me le track hook Hoger makes your head trip for 1436 01:12:48.159 --> 01:12:50.399 the time the world last week. But Ala said, chuck 1437 01:12:50.479 --> 01:13:00.760 it up three hundred two pounds. I know what trouble 1438 01:13:01.399 --> 01:13:30.279 that pot on the bank. 1439 01:13:18.520 --> 01:13:18.760 Truck? 1440 01:13:19.960 --> 01:13:21.000 What like run. 1441 01:13:32.600 --> 01:13:34.279 I don't know about you, boss, but I'm staying tune 1442 01:13:34.279 --> 01:13:35.279 past that commercial break. 1443 01:13:35.800 --> 01:13:38.520 I mean, seriously, you know you hear people going that 1444 01:13:38.680 --> 01:13:40.880 crazy for somebody you can't help, but want to. 1445 01:13:40.920 --> 01:13:43.600 Watch fade in Vince. It's electric three hundred two pounds 1446 01:13:43.640 --> 01:13:45.800 Hogan on the apron with the pointing and you know 1447 01:13:45.840 --> 01:13:48.279 how it goes, tosses the headband and starts bouncing around. 1448 01:13:48.720 --> 01:13:52.880 Someone has the headband that Hulk Hogan wore to the 1449 01:13:52.960 --> 01:13:56.079 ring on the first Saturday Nights made event think about that. Yep, 1450 01:13:56.479 --> 01:14:00.760 that's a keepsake. Yep, Hogan Hot. Watch them like they 1451 01:14:00.840 --> 01:14:01.439 just threw it away. 1452 01:14:01.680 --> 01:14:04.960 Oh totally, you know, Oh it's crazy. 1453 01:14:05.039 --> 01:14:06.800 Hull Cogan through this to me and they just like 1454 01:14:06.880 --> 01:14:09.159 throws it on a coffee table and eventually it gets 1455 01:14:09.199 --> 01:14:11.079 brushed off by like, you know, a plate of food, 1456 01:14:11.119 --> 01:14:13.359 and then it gets under the couch and no one 1457 01:14:13.479 --> 01:14:16.079 sees it until they move out, and then they throw 1458 01:14:16.079 --> 01:14:19.239 it in the fire. Ah, they go the extra bio. 1459 01:14:20.720 --> 01:14:21.920 There's too much clutter in here. 1460 01:14:23.840 --> 01:14:27.479 We're gonna start throwing shit in the fire. Fucking guts. 1461 01:14:29.760 --> 01:14:31.800 It's a normal guy, of course, that's the guy who 1462 01:14:31.840 --> 01:14:33.920 caught the fucking headband. Mister, we gotta throw things in 1463 01:14:33.960 --> 01:14:35.399 the fire of all the. 1464 01:14:35.399 --> 01:14:37.720 People, Well, my house is too clutter. We just throw 1465 01:14:37.720 --> 01:14:38.279 shit in the fire. 1466 01:14:38.720 --> 01:14:40.520 Just landed in the hand of somebody had an apartment 1467 01:14:40.560 --> 01:14:42.479 and didn't have a fucking fireplace. Do we have to 1468 01:14:42.560 --> 01:14:44.560 get a pyromaniac to catch the damn thing? 1469 01:14:45.479 --> 01:14:48.399 Listen, everyone in the house, you take twelve things and 1470 01:14:48.479 --> 01:14:50.600 we're gonna put in the fire. I don't care what 1471 01:14:50.720 --> 01:14:54.199 it is. We're getting rid of shit. It's like the houses. 1472 01:14:56.840 --> 01:14:59.359 The fucking headband is in in the air in Nasau 1473 01:14:59.439 --> 01:15:02.840 Coliseum and this guy jumps and fights valiantly to break 1474 01:15:02.920 --> 01:15:04.479 it from the clutches of the guy next to him. 1475 01:15:04.640 --> 01:15:07.319 What the fuck, man, he goes, I got a light 1476 01:15:07.399 --> 01:15:12.159 of fire with it. This is where my fireplace data, 1477 01:15:12.279 --> 01:15:15.800 that's my fireplace. What do you mean the mantle? 1478 01:15:16.960 --> 01:15:18.880 What a burnet? 1479 01:15:19.920 --> 01:15:23.840 I'm gonna burn This fucking basic guy really doesn't like 1480 01:15:23.920 --> 01:15:24.640 Hulk Cogan. Huh. 1481 01:15:25.079 --> 01:15:25.399 It's like that. 1482 01:15:25.479 --> 01:15:27.560 I don't even think that guy even knows whul Cogan is. 1483 01:15:27.600 --> 01:15:30.680 And I have to listen to him. I mean, why 1484 01:15:30.680 --> 01:15:34.159 are you here? Don't ask me questions. I I'm here 1485 01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:36.159 because I deserve to be the. 1486 01:15:36.239 --> 01:15:42.119 Guy, the guy who goes to live arena events, wrestling. 1487 01:15:42.159 --> 01:15:44.720 He goes to everything for the express purpose of catching 1488 01:15:44.760 --> 01:15:46.319 something that he can take home and throw in the. 1489 01:15:46.319 --> 01:15:50.560 Fireplace, because ify bringing it home, he cluttered his house 1490 01:15:50.640 --> 01:15:52.760 too much. You better throw better burn it right away. 1491 01:15:53.000 --> 01:15:58.920 They call him fire Boy or fire Lloyd, maybe fire Lloyd. 1492 01:16:01.960 --> 01:16:05.399 So Hogan hopping around, beating his chest, building up the anticipation, 1493 01:16:05.520 --> 01:16:07.680 cups his ear to a series of flash bulbs, and 1494 01:16:07.760 --> 01:16:09.000 there was a bit of did. 1495 01:16:08.920 --> 01:16:10.880 You notice did you notice that the one of the 1496 01:16:10.960 --> 01:16:14.079 hard camera I think that the close up hard care splatter, 1497 01:16:14.239 --> 01:16:16.880 the little fucking red splotches, like like blood. 1498 01:16:16.920 --> 01:16:18.880 It's like one little red dot that they've got on 1499 01:16:18.960 --> 01:16:19.359 the lens. 1500 01:16:20.439 --> 01:16:23.760 Yeah, it's it looks like like that that blood splotch, 1501 01:16:23.840 --> 01:16:29.039 that that that animated blood splotch in in Earthquake, You remember, 1502 01:16:29.399 --> 01:16:32.680 I remember that at all. But it's like this obnoxious 1503 01:16:32.760 --> 01:16:35.800 blood that just goes into the screen. That's so fake 1504 01:16:36.600 --> 01:16:37.239 an earthquake. 1505 01:16:38.119 --> 01:16:41.119 The only the only concealed blood I remember from Earthquake 1506 01:16:41.199 --> 01:16:46.199 was when he said on the snake. But it's noticeable 1507 01:16:46.239 --> 01:16:48.800 because the blood splatter is right where Hogan's hand is 1508 01:16:48.840 --> 01:16:49.880 when he cups the ear. 1509 01:16:50.319 --> 01:16:53.960 Right exactly can miss it. So they it's very like, 1510 01:16:54.199 --> 01:16:55.760 I'm curious. I mean, it must have been some kind 1511 01:16:55.760 --> 01:16:58.720 of a lens issue, because, like you know, there's no 1512 01:16:58.800 --> 01:17:02.479 way blood fucking made its way to one of the 1513 01:17:02.520 --> 01:17:06.199 hard cameras. It's too far away. 1514 01:17:06.600 --> 01:17:08.760 Yeah, yeah, I'd be willing to bet it's just some 1515 01:17:08.920 --> 01:17:12.039 colored distortion or something. 1516 01:17:13.359 --> 01:17:13.640 Boss. 1517 01:17:13.640 --> 01:17:15.359 I'd vote you to consider this because it strikes me 1518 01:17:15.439 --> 01:17:16.680 that this is the heart of the whole thing. I've 1519 01:17:16.720 --> 01:17:19.199 telled this story before. The only time I remember as 1520 01:17:19.199 --> 01:17:21.159 a kid staying up for Saturday Night's made event, I 1521 01:17:21.359 --> 01:17:23.880 dozed off on the living room floor before probably an 1522 01:17:23.920 --> 01:17:26.439 hour before it even was to start, and I woke 1523 01:17:26.520 --> 01:17:29.960 up in like this this haze because wrestling was on 1524 01:17:30.039 --> 01:17:32.079 the TV, but I'd already been out for an hour 1525 01:17:32.199 --> 01:17:34.039 or two, and I was Yeah, I remember seeing like 1526 01:17:34.079 --> 01:17:37.000 an event center set with Rick Martel there. I don't 1527 01:17:37.039 --> 01:17:38.800 know what it was, but it was it was like, oh, 1528 01:17:38.840 --> 01:17:41.560 I'm fucking going to bed like it's on. It's on 1529 01:17:41.840 --> 01:17:44.920 this late, this is insane. But I do invite you 1530 01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:47.680 to consider being the whole camaniac you had become. Just 1531 01:17:47.800 --> 01:17:50.479 rewinded a bit. Consider yourself. You know, eight years older 1532 01:17:50.520 --> 01:17:53.119 than you are, and here you are Peak Hall Camania 1533 01:17:53.520 --> 01:17:56.800 on May eleventh, nineteen eighty five, and you've convinced your 1534 01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:58.600 parents to be able to stay up and you're parked 1535 01:17:58.640 --> 01:18:02.800 in front of the television set. How agonizing is this 1536 01:18:03.039 --> 01:18:06.720 commercial break? Oh, between Hull Cogan's entrance and his match. 1537 01:18:06.920 --> 01:18:10.039 Oh, it's It's the worst. It's the absolute fucking worst. 1538 01:18:10.039 --> 01:18:13.199 I mean, look, I don't know what time that February 1539 01:18:13.279 --> 01:18:15.479 ninety two, Saturday's main event came on. I'm not sure 1540 01:18:15.520 --> 01:18:17.960 what time that came on. All I know is that 1541 01:18:18.279 --> 01:18:20.439 there was no fucking way I was missing it. And 1542 01:18:20.560 --> 01:18:26.279 I remember being that excited for hul Cogan then being 1543 01:18:26.319 --> 01:18:28.359 a fan of Hull Cogan in eighty five. At this point, 1544 01:18:28.479 --> 01:18:30.279 I mean, I can imagine my heart would have been 1545 01:18:30.920 --> 01:18:32.840 racing the entire time, and I would have just been 1546 01:18:32.960 --> 01:18:35.479 like I probably actually, honestly, I would have ignored that 1547 01:18:35.680 --> 01:18:37.640 that commercial break and I would just been like come on, 1548 01:18:38.319 --> 01:18:42.119 come on, Yeah, you wouldn even watch the TV. Yeah, 1549 01:18:42.239 --> 01:18:44.079 I'd be I'd be pacing around the pacing around the 1550 01:18:44.159 --> 01:18:46.000 room like I would do at the end of every 1551 01:18:46.079 --> 01:18:49.159 Royal Rumble match. Oh when I was young. What a 1552 01:18:49.239 --> 01:18:53.319 moment that is? Huh, always fucking like pacing around like 1553 01:18:53.640 --> 01:18:57.600 just what's you know even even any any of them? 1554 01:18:57.760 --> 01:19:00.239 Any of them. I'm my heart is racing for a 1555 01:19:00.319 --> 01:19:02.840 baby Face win at a Royal Rumbles down a four. 1556 01:19:02.840 --> 01:19:05.800 It's down a four, yep. So when we do come 1557 01:19:05.840 --> 01:19:08.079 back to and Hogan ripping each other's shirts off, that's 1558 01:19:08.159 --> 01:19:10.720 kind of weird. And Vince certainly excited at the visual 1559 01:19:11.199 --> 01:19:12.880 Hulk and Tea conferencing a bit. And here it is 1560 01:19:12.960 --> 01:19:16.319 for the WWF Championship Hulk Hogan to defend against Cowboy 1561 01:19:16.399 --> 01:19:18.520 Bob Orton at Saturday Nights made of Van Orton with 1562 01:19:18.640 --> 01:19:21.399 the stirrups still on before meeting Hogan in the center, 1563 01:19:21.680 --> 01:19:26.199 and Jesse sees nothing controversial about that arm cast on. 1564 01:19:26.319 --> 01:19:30.520 Bob certainly not again like I mentioned before, like the 1565 01:19:30.640 --> 01:19:33.680 fact that he's medically clear to compete despite having a 1566 01:19:33.760 --> 01:19:34.640 broken limb. 1567 01:19:34.760 --> 01:19:37.960 Yeah, I think your issue is with the commission, not Bob. 1568 01:19:38.039 --> 01:19:40.600 Orton. Yes, not Bob Borton itself. My issue is with 1569 01:19:40.600 --> 01:19:43.159 the commission who allowed him to wrestle, right the. 1570 01:19:43.159 --> 01:19:44.960 New York State Boxing Commission did apparently. 1571 01:19:45.560 --> 01:19:48.960 Yeah, well they need to be you know there, I 1572 01:19:49.000 --> 01:19:52.079 think an investigation needs to be uh needs to happen. 1573 01:19:52.479 --> 01:19:53.840 So after they come to the center for the quick 1574 01:19:53.840 --> 01:19:56.039 face off, Hulk turns around to retreat to his corner, 1575 01:19:56.079 --> 01:19:59.000 and you better believe that that creates the you know 1576 01:19:59.039 --> 01:20:02.159 what describe with his stirrups on and or whatever you 1577 01:20:02.239 --> 01:20:05.800 call those fucking numb and the chaps he has on. 1578 01:20:06.000 --> 01:20:09.359 The commission reminds me of the Central Park Rangers. Okay, 1579 01:20:09.479 --> 01:20:12.600 you know there are antics at the side of the 1580 01:20:12.600 --> 01:20:17.319 garment a Garfunckle Ah. Same thing with the fucking commission 1581 01:20:17.359 --> 01:20:21.119 here in bob Orton tremendous. So it's Bob bob Orton 1582 01:20:21.159 --> 01:20:23.520 tries to pearl Harbor job Hulk Hogan. Hulk cuts him 1583 01:20:23.520 --> 01:20:26.920 off and dodges off and has a throat throat thrust 1584 01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:28.840 and a big right hand, and bob Orton starts retreating 1585 01:20:28.840 --> 01:20:30.439 and then Hulk goes right out after him back in 1586 01:20:30.479 --> 01:20:32.479 the ring and bob Orton comes off the ropes over 1587 01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:35.000 the top and Hulk Hogan with a back body drop, 1588 01:20:35.079 --> 01:20:37.359 and you better believe Vince calls it like that. Oh 1589 01:20:37.479 --> 01:20:39.720 he does back body drop. 1590 01:20:39.680 --> 01:20:41.520 And then he catches Bob Orton with a couple of 1591 01:20:41.560 --> 01:20:45.000 body slams and Jesse just goes into panic mode gets 1592 01:20:45.079 --> 01:20:46.159 get out of that ring. 1593 01:20:46.279 --> 01:20:52.840 Bob just great. Now did anyone did anybody think that 1594 01:20:53.079 --> 01:20:55.439 Bob Orton had a chance in hell it winning the title? 1595 01:20:55.560 --> 01:20:56.079 I don't think so. 1596 01:20:56.199 --> 01:20:58.159 I mean, they didn't, as we talked about, they didn't 1597 01:20:58.159 --> 01:21:01.279 spend any time even trying to get you consider the possibility. 1598 01:21:01.600 --> 01:21:03.159 You barely even knew the match was going to happen, 1599 01:21:04.119 --> 01:21:06.239 let alone. You know, you know how they can do 1600 01:21:06.399 --> 01:21:09.199 little things to make you think that they're actually setting 1601 01:21:09.279 --> 01:21:11.840 him up to win in the TV ahead of the show. 1602 01:21:11.920 --> 01:21:13.520 They didn't do anything like that. You didn't hear from 1603 01:21:13.600 --> 01:21:18.079 him nothing. So no, I really don't think so. Well, 1604 01:21:18.119 --> 01:21:20.079 there probably was one Bob Arton fans like, oh my. 1605 01:21:20.079 --> 01:21:24.000 God, please, probably little little Randy, Yeah right, yeah, Little 1606 01:21:24.039 --> 01:21:24.560 Randy wanted it. 1607 01:21:24.640 --> 01:21:26.640 Yeah, And then a third body slam by Hulk and 1608 01:21:26.640 --> 01:21:30.520 they're on fire. Orton bails, Piper consoles him, Jesse praises 1609 01:21:30.680 --> 01:21:35.399 Orton for bailings as excellent move regrouping with Roddy start over. 1610 01:21:36.760 --> 01:21:39.600 Hey, that's what you gotta do sometimes. Sometimes you got 1611 01:21:39.720 --> 01:21:42.399 to work that brain. Let the gears start going, and 1612 01:21:42.520 --> 01:21:45.520 then you go outside, take a breather, take a breather, 1613 01:21:46.039 --> 01:21:49.359 take some time to regroup, and then you come back 1614 01:21:49.439 --> 01:21:50.920 in and you lay him out. 1615 01:21:51.399 --> 01:21:55.039 Jesse's however, you have to do right. Jesse's the youth 1616 01:21:55.119 --> 01:21:59.159 basketball coach who screams reset every fourteen seconds. He does 1617 01:21:59.399 --> 01:22:01.520 loves to see a reset, and Bob Orton gives it 1618 01:22:01.560 --> 01:22:01.920 to him here. 1619 01:22:02.000 --> 01:22:05.840 Yeah, And just like Vince McMahon in two thousand and 1620 01:22:05.880 --> 01:22:11.560 two on Raw, always resetting. That's good. We're gonna give 1621 01:22:11.600 --> 01:22:13.680 you more of what you want, less of what you know. 1622 01:22:15.920 --> 01:22:18.319 We're gonna give you less of what you want, more 1623 01:22:18.359 --> 01:22:22.239 of what you think you want, and a lot more 1624 01:22:22.279 --> 01:22:26.520 of what I need, what I need. Give you a 1625 01:22:26.640 --> 01:22:29.319 lot less of what you want and a lot more porn. 1626 01:22:34.960 --> 01:22:36.640 We're gonna give you less of what you want and 1627 01:22:36.720 --> 01:22:38.920 a lot more live sex on television. 1628 01:22:38.960 --> 01:22:42.560 Everybody's all talking about you know if Vince, because word 1629 01:22:42.680 --> 01:22:45.479 is out that Vince wants to more than anything clear 1630 01:22:45.560 --> 01:22:47.600 up this legal issue he has so that he can 1631 01:22:48.239 --> 01:22:50.560 you know, start a new company in the entertainment space. 1632 01:22:50.760 --> 01:22:52.720 It's gotten out that him and Kevin Dunn are still 1633 01:22:52.760 --> 01:22:56.000 in regular communication about standing up a business, not necessarily 1634 01:22:56.039 --> 01:22:59.239 in pro wrestling, but something entertainment related. Have we not 1635 01:22:59.560 --> 01:23:02.920 spent an time considering the possibility that, after this pattern 1636 01:23:02.960 --> 01:23:05.960 of allegations, that Vince McMahon might start a porn company? 1637 01:23:08.399 --> 01:23:14.159 I mean that or listen, I'm I'm I'm not convinced 1638 01:23:14.399 --> 01:23:19.239 that that Trump will make a fucking executive order demanding 1639 01:23:19.279 --> 01:23:25.119 that Vince McMahon be in charge of t KO. President's 1640 01:23:25.159 --> 01:23:27.399 going to decide who runs this company? Thank you, I 1641 01:23:27.439 --> 01:23:30.159 have not, I have not put it past you know 1642 01:23:30.359 --> 01:23:32.560 that that to me, that is a very likely thing. 1643 01:23:32.840 --> 01:23:36.560 Or maybe to Trump the whole thing upon the pun brother. 1644 01:23:37.279 --> 01:23:40.079 Trump is issues at declaration that there will now be 1645 01:23:41.119 --> 01:23:47.000 a federal government run and created wrestling company, the official 1646 01:23:47.079 --> 01:23:51.399 pro wrestling Organization of the United States Government, Wrestling, USA 1647 01:23:51.479 --> 01:23:52.600 Wrestling or something. 1648 01:23:53.720 --> 01:23:55.399 The American Wrestling Association. 1649 01:24:00.119 --> 01:24:07.159 Hey do than awf right? And then just like he 1650 01:24:07.279 --> 01:24:09.680 turns it over to Vince and it's just back to 1651 01:24:09.800 --> 01:24:12.680 nineteen eighty five. It's like these, yeah, all American baby 1652 01:24:12.720 --> 01:24:15.840 faces beaten up on foreign menaces, you know, slightly updated 1653 01:24:15.920 --> 01:24:18.680 the foreign menaces are, uh you know, it would. 1654 01:24:18.560 --> 01:24:21.159 Well, it would be what Mexicans and Canadians. 1655 01:24:20.760 --> 01:24:24.680 Venezuelans and Ranny and still the stuffing for them. Yeah, 1656 01:24:24.760 --> 01:24:26.720 we're not gonna do the Russian heel thing anymore for 1657 01:24:26.840 --> 01:24:27.199 some reason. 1658 01:24:27.319 --> 01:24:29.399 No, actually Russian baby face. Honestly, that's what would have 1659 01:24:29.399 --> 01:24:34.279 to be. Cranian heel. Yeah, oh absolutely, saying absolutely Cuba heel. 1660 01:24:34.279 --> 01:24:37.640 Oh my god. And it's just like, oh, well, actually, 1661 01:24:37.680 --> 01:24:39.520 you know what it would be. It would actually be. 1662 01:24:40.039 --> 01:24:42.960 It'd be it'd be actually, forget international, it would be 1663 01:24:43.399 --> 01:24:48.680 domestic enemies liberal conservative like liberals would be the heels. Yeah, 1664 01:24:48.720 --> 01:24:52.039 it would be total heels, all right, and a stable 1665 01:24:52.079 --> 01:24:56.960 of woke like yeah exactly, you know, exactly trying to legislate. 1666 01:24:58.560 --> 01:25:04.399 Oh my god. Anyway, so hey, I think I think 1667 01:25:04.479 --> 01:25:07.239 that would be I think I think in Trump's mind 1668 01:25:07.239 --> 01:25:09.520 that would be like the greatest accomplishment he ever made. 1669 01:25:09.880 --> 01:25:12.960 I'm seeing a ring calcorated like Great American Bash eighty 1670 01:25:13.079 --> 01:25:14.960 nine with like the bunting, you know what I mean. 1671 01:25:15.359 --> 01:25:16.880 But it's on the White House lawn. 1672 01:25:17.479 --> 01:25:20.359 Yeah, yeah, exactly exactly where they do the Easter egg 1673 01:25:20.479 --> 01:25:23.880 roll or or or like right in front of the Capitol, 1674 01:25:24.119 --> 01:25:26.760 and it becomes like a where they have inauguration, like 1675 01:25:26.800 --> 01:25:28.560 where they have that, that's where they have these matches. 1676 01:25:29.359 --> 01:25:31.279 It becomes like a maga thing to go to these 1677 01:25:31.359 --> 01:25:33.680 matches and then cheer like it's nineteen eighty five again, 1678 01:25:34.359 --> 01:25:36.000 just make me They can see it working. 1679 01:25:36.960 --> 01:25:39.640 Working is the wrong work. Yeah, I can see it 1680 01:25:39.800 --> 01:25:41.800 being like a thing like you know, and what they 1681 01:25:42.039 --> 01:25:43.960 what they would do is they'd have, you know, to 1682 01:25:44.279 --> 01:25:47.039 make it seem like a bigger crowd. They would have 1683 01:25:47.159 --> 01:25:50.039 everyone on one side and they just never shoot behind them. Sure, 1684 01:25:50.159 --> 01:25:51.840 you know, you know, the whole. 1685 01:25:51.680 --> 01:25:53.640 Point is not even a draw crowd. It's too no 1686 01:25:54.439 --> 01:25:56.680 recollect what what America was like? 1687 01:25:56.800 --> 01:25:59.880 What it was great? You know, right exactly exactly. 1688 01:26:01.960 --> 01:26:04.640 So then Barry Orton slithers back into the ring. He's 1689 01:26:04.680 --> 01:26:10.720 now pantless, Bob, Bob, Bob said, Barry, Oh, Barry Orton, 1690 01:26:10.800 --> 01:26:17.800 that's definitely, that's definitely because I mentioned no Phillips before. 1691 01:26:18.159 --> 01:26:18.920 Yeah, exactly. 1692 01:26:20.319 --> 01:26:23.119 I can think about it as you know, guys getting 1693 01:26:23.199 --> 01:26:25.760 jerked off against their will on the highway, you know, 1694 01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:31.119 on the way to the next town. So Barry, if 1695 01:26:31.159 --> 01:26:33.039 you didn't if you didn't want it, then why did 1696 01:26:33.079 --> 01:26:37.800 you come all over the back seat? I got evidence 1697 01:26:37.840 --> 01:26:38.880 to the contrary, mister. 1698 01:26:38.960 --> 01:26:46.680 Oh yeah, mister, I really I really don't think that 1699 01:26:46.840 --> 01:27:00.199 this is appropriate for the workplace. Oh my god, taking 1700 01:27:00.199 --> 01:27:00.800 into the business. 1701 01:27:04.880 --> 01:27:07.079 I'm gonna put you in pat batters in his capable 1702 01:27:07.159 --> 01:27:10.600 hands barely and we'll see what happens. Now, that's so 1703 01:27:10.760 --> 01:27:13.039 is so unfair to him, right, of course, that's just 1704 01:27:13.239 --> 01:27:18.039 there's no there's no fire to that smoke. So yes, 1705 01:27:18.760 --> 01:27:23.199 Bob Orton, thank you. Slither's back in nursing his lower back, 1706 01:27:26.199 --> 01:27:28.439 and Vince says he hurt us back, did he? 1707 01:27:29.880 --> 01:27:33.439 Yes? So, Jesse says, Bob Doctor's been to fucking check 1708 01:27:33.479 --> 01:27:36.279 this guy out, honestly, because he's like broken all over. 1709 01:27:36.279 --> 01:27:38.840 Falling apart, he said, hooked on painkillers, as we found out, 1710 01:27:39.319 --> 01:27:41.119 and now he's started mixing with alcohol because they're not 1711 01:27:41.159 --> 01:27:46.279 working anymore. Jesse says that Bob Orton is a wily veteran, 1712 01:27:46.640 --> 01:27:48.760 and he also has the super plex. 1713 01:27:48.800 --> 01:27:55.720 Super because he's lists fucking Orton's tools. This match is 1714 01:27:55.800 --> 01:27:56.520 fire from over. 1715 01:27:56.640 --> 01:27:59.279 Hokan may have gotten the start, but Bob Orton is 1716 01:27:59.359 --> 01:28:02.680 a wily veteran and he also has the super plaques. 1717 01:28:06.800 --> 01:28:13.319 Thanks Vince, so ortons the gut and whips him in 1718 01:28:13.319 --> 01:28:16.680 the corner. Hogan side steps and bob Orton eats the 1719 01:28:16.760 --> 01:28:20.239 ring post paper. Piper is face palming at ringsided Orton 1720 01:28:20.319 --> 01:28:22.960 coming up short at every uh, at every juncture. And 1721 01:28:23.000 --> 01:28:25.920 then hul Cogan twists the bad arm of bob Orton 1722 01:28:25.920 --> 01:28:28.479 and starts elbowing the cast. The cast at arm, mister 1723 01:28:28.560 --> 01:28:32.279 t urging on hul coganin's he goes to work. Vince screams, 1724 01:28:32.399 --> 01:28:39.079 the cast being tested, say that again, always always, That's right, 1725 01:28:39.319 --> 01:28:41.079 We're always passing. Is't that interesting? 1726 01:28:41.239 --> 01:28:41.520 M m? 1727 01:28:42.520 --> 01:28:42.800 Hogan? 1728 01:28:42.880 --> 01:28:45.039 Now biting and that is all Jesse needs. So I 1729 01:28:45.159 --> 01:28:47.239 kind of I was a little wrong in saying Jesse 1730 01:28:47.319 --> 01:28:50.720 had yet to find the blame the babyface for untoward 1731 01:28:50.840 --> 01:28:54.279 conduct side of his personality. He definitely brings it here. 1732 01:28:55.920 --> 01:28:58.880 Yeah, he gets it and goes off. He goes right there. Yeah, 1733 01:28:58.920 --> 01:28:59.279 it's great. 1734 01:29:00.000 --> 01:29:05.079 Can you imagine the champions biting Vince McMahon and Vince goes, 1735 01:29:05.079 --> 01:29:07.159 I'm not too sure about that. He goes, what because 1736 01:29:07.680 --> 01:29:09.159 Vince has nothing to say? 1737 01:29:09.680 --> 01:29:15.039 Oh, and I know nothing. There is nothing better. There 1738 01:29:15.119 --> 01:29:20.439 is nothing better than when Vince McMahon gets caught and 1739 01:29:20.560 --> 01:29:23.000 does not know what to say or how to respond, 1740 01:29:23.840 --> 01:29:27.359 and you know, and so he just kind of has 1741 01:29:27.399 --> 01:29:31.359 to just say something and it drives people crazy. 1742 01:29:31.399 --> 01:29:33.600 It's amazing and increasingly as the year's turn, you can 1743 01:29:33.640 --> 01:29:36.920 tell Jesse just absolutely delights in putting Vince in that 1744 01:29:37.039 --> 01:29:41.359 position for sure, in particular absolutely and how great was 1745 01:29:41.439 --> 01:29:43.920 it when they did Saturday Night's Made event in December 1746 01:29:44.479 --> 01:29:48.760 and he left Michael Cole and Pat McAfee speechless when 1747 01:29:48.800 --> 01:29:51.760 he saw Rhodes was the one who used the chair. 1748 01:29:53.199 --> 01:29:55.680 Let me tell you, I mean, Jesse's saying that didn't 1749 01:29:55.720 --> 01:29:58.319 make it to any of the highlight clip packages they 1750 01:29:58.399 --> 01:30:00.840 put together after the fact, we're capp what happened they 1751 01:30:00.920 --> 01:30:01.439 left that out. 1752 01:30:01.560 --> 01:30:04.479 I'm I'm kind of disappointed in them for not taking 1753 01:30:04.520 --> 01:30:07.640 advantage of everything that he was saying. Absolutely like they 1754 01:30:07.840 --> 01:30:12.279 they like, I mean, I'm sure that they were horrified 1755 01:30:12.359 --> 01:30:14.680 as to the fact that he's not following the script, 1756 01:30:14.960 --> 01:30:18.800 if you will, But like his was the best stuff 1757 01:30:18.840 --> 01:30:24.279 on there. It's the only thing I enjoyed. It was amazing. 1758 01:30:24.560 --> 01:30:26.800 I mean, yes, that was A commentary can add so much, 1759 01:30:27.560 --> 01:30:30.399 and it's supposed to add to the companies just insist 1760 01:30:30.520 --> 01:30:33.600 on making it as anadyne as possible, you know, they 1761 01:30:33.680 --> 01:30:37.079 insist on making it just like the directors of marketing 1762 01:30:37.239 --> 01:30:41.239 are sitting in those chairs instead of you know, former 1763 01:30:41.319 --> 01:30:43.880 pros who have seen it all and know the bullshit 1764 01:30:43.960 --> 01:30:46.000 when they see it, and we'll call it out, you 1765 01:30:46.079 --> 01:30:48.520 know what I'm saying, or just guys who can just 1766 01:30:49.239 --> 01:30:53.119 like Jesse just he created this whole, these these character arcs. 1767 01:30:53.159 --> 01:30:56.840 He created these character sketches for these heels that really 1768 01:30:56.960 --> 01:30:59.800 gave you something to latch onto if you wanted to 1769 01:31:00.199 --> 01:31:04.439 believe that these guys became heels for a reason, that 1770 01:31:04.520 --> 01:31:06.840 they assessed the landscape and said, you know what, it 1771 01:31:06.920 --> 01:31:10.000 doesn't pay to be a good guy. And here's the 1772 01:31:10.279 --> 01:31:15.039 I'm better off breaking the rules exactly exactly. So, yes, 1773 01:31:15.199 --> 01:31:18.479 we have we have the champion biting for a moment. 1774 01:31:18.680 --> 01:31:20.439 Hogan goes out to the apron and wrenches the arm 1775 01:31:20.479 --> 01:31:21.880 down across the top rope of Orton. 1776 01:31:22.119 --> 01:31:24.760 And then are they bringing Jesse back for the next one? 1777 01:31:24.920 --> 01:31:25.439 That's the word. 1778 01:31:25.560 --> 01:31:28.760 Yes, Wow, he expects to be on all the Saturday 1779 01:31:28.840 --> 01:31:31.720 nights made events. Maybe they'll use it differently, but yeah, 1780 01:31:31.960 --> 01:31:36.199 that's the plan. Indeed, over to the post. 1781 01:31:36.239 --> 01:31:38.560 I mean, honestly, God, good for him for fucking still 1782 01:31:38.600 --> 01:31:41.560 having it, you know, like you know, you get that 1783 01:31:41.720 --> 01:31:44.720 you still got it chant. He deserved that more than 1784 01:31:44.760 --> 01:31:47.359 anybody else that I've seen, except for Ricky Steamboat maybe 1785 01:31:47.399 --> 01:31:50.920 in two thousand and whatever. Nine. Yes, honest to God, 1786 01:31:51.239 --> 01:31:53.119 the fact that he went in out there and just 1787 01:31:53.319 --> 01:31:58.039 was didn't even skip a beat. It's like he'd always 1788 01:31:58.079 --> 01:31:58.399 been there. 1789 01:31:58.600 --> 01:32:03.520 Remarkable. Yeah, remarkable too that his stick still works today. 1790 01:32:04.159 --> 01:32:07.680 You know, it still like insists upon itself because it 1791 01:32:08.399 --> 01:32:10.079 just makes and that's why it used to be better too. 1792 01:32:10.560 --> 01:32:13.600 It just makes the viewing experience so much engaging. And 1793 01:32:13.640 --> 01:32:15.479 I'm not saying he always had it. I'm not saying 1794 01:32:15.720 --> 01:32:17.720 when he went to WCW that it wasn't a poor 1795 01:32:17.800 --> 01:32:20.079 facsimile of it. The thing Jesse was good at, too, 1796 01:32:20.239 --> 01:32:24.520 is he was good at not trying, but being able 1797 01:32:24.600 --> 01:32:27.439 to mask the fact that he wasn't trying as like ignorants, 1798 01:32:27.600 --> 01:32:28.960 you know, like oh I don't know these guys, or 1799 01:32:28.960 --> 01:32:31.439 I don't know what was happening, or you know, he knew, 1800 01:32:32.680 --> 01:32:35.640 he knew how to make a wrestling broadcast much more 1801 01:32:35.680 --> 01:32:37.880 interesting if he wanted to. He just didn't always want 1802 01:32:37.920 --> 01:32:40.640 to because he was always throwing these hissy fits about 1803 01:32:40.640 --> 01:32:43.079 his contract and Barry Bloom and all this shit. So 1804 01:32:43.680 --> 01:32:46.680 especially in WCW where he wrote his own check until 1805 01:32:46.720 --> 01:32:49.159 Hogan showed up and he knew that was coming and 1806 01:32:49.239 --> 01:32:51.319 he better believe he's fucking gone when the Holkster came 1807 01:32:51.359 --> 01:32:55.159 from WSW. So it's all fascinating to see that play out. 1808 01:32:55.199 --> 01:32:56.239 But man, is this great? 1809 01:32:56.640 --> 01:32:59.560 So Hogan, after the apron again wrenches Bob Orton's arm 1810 01:32:59.560 --> 01:33:01.239 down on the rope and then over to the ring post. 1811 01:33:03.600 --> 01:33:06.720 No blue ring steps yet, Boss, just a wooden step ladder. 1812 01:33:08.800 --> 01:33:12.199 That's so weird. I don't like it. Well, of course not. 1813 01:33:12.880 --> 01:33:16.000 I mean the the the blue ring steps are. 1814 01:33:16.000 --> 01:33:18.560 Iconic, hugely important to steal ones. But we do have 1815 01:33:18.640 --> 01:33:20.760 red white blue ropes of course in navy turnbuckle pads. 1816 01:33:21.039 --> 01:33:22.840 Jesse says this is the most vicious he's ever seen. 1817 01:33:22.920 --> 01:33:24.640 Hulk in the ring as they go back in and 1818 01:33:24.920 --> 01:33:28.760 Orton whips and hits basically a Besichu knee to the 1819 01:33:28.840 --> 01:33:31.239 face of Holggan where he got that from, But he 1820 01:33:31.319 --> 01:33:33.319 takes Hogan off his feet with it. Orton of stomping 1821 01:33:33.359 --> 01:33:36.039 away in the Hulkster a headlocks small shots being tucked 1822 01:33:36.079 --> 01:33:38.359 in by the cowboy. Hogan falls on the middle strand 1823 01:33:38.399 --> 01:33:44.960 of ropes. Jesse says, on the middle strand of rope. Hey, 1824 01:33:45.000 --> 01:33:46.079 I'm calling him strands. 1825 01:33:46.119 --> 01:33:49.840 I think, yes, Orton with hey, I like the strands, 1826 01:33:50.399 --> 01:33:54.399 big fan of strands. Not a detriment, not at all. 1827 01:33:55.319 --> 01:33:57.159 Orton with the big atomic drop that gets to and 1828 01:33:57.199 --> 01:33:59.600 then Hogan with a big kickout that brings Orton to 1829 01:33:59.640 --> 01:34:01.399 his feet. But it's not hul Cup time quite yet, 1830 01:34:01.439 --> 01:34:03.640 as the Holster is still dazed. Short elbow drop in 1831 01:34:03.680 --> 01:34:05.840 a fist drop by bob Orton gets too and then 1832 01:34:05.920 --> 01:34:08.319 Jesse says, punish him for three to four minutes then 1833 01:34:08.359 --> 01:34:09.079 and go for the cover. 1834 01:34:09.279 --> 01:34:14.000 That's what he needs to do. I like that, Vince. 1835 01:34:14.199 --> 01:34:17.600 Vince says that bob Orton shows no mercy, and I 1836 01:34:17.680 --> 01:34:21.680 thought to myself, I'm it's really impressive that bob Orton 1837 01:34:21.800 --> 01:34:24.199 is proud of his video game for and that he's 1838 01:34:24.199 --> 01:34:26.840 had ahead of his time. Yes, exactly, I got his 1839 01:34:26.920 --> 01:34:27.439 hands on it. 1840 01:34:28.680 --> 01:34:31.199 So then bob Orton lifts the leg for a knee drop, 1841 01:34:31.279 --> 01:34:34.000 but he comes up short a bit in terms of loading, 1842 01:34:34.079 --> 01:34:35.800 so then he just drops his foot again and goes 1843 01:34:35.840 --> 01:34:38.720 for it one more time and lands it. Only fucking 1844 01:34:39.239 --> 01:34:42.319 Bob Orton Junior in nineteen eighty five could set up 1845 01:34:42.319 --> 01:34:44.159 a knee drop on a downed opponent and then have 1846 01:34:44.279 --> 01:34:47.079 to take take it again because he's gonna come up short. 1847 01:34:48.920 --> 01:34:51.000 So yeah, when I see this, I see Randy Orton's 1848 01:34:51.079 --> 01:34:54.359 knee drop coming from Bob you know, oh, totally doing 1849 01:34:54.359 --> 01:34:57.159 it here, totally in this generation. So then Bob Orton 1850 01:34:57.239 --> 01:34:59.239 drives Hogan's face into the canvas. The crowd's starting to 1851 01:34:59.279 --> 01:35:01.720 stomp and get full to bring Hogan back from the 1852 01:35:01.840 --> 01:35:04.760 brink as they were wont to do. Uh, mister t 1853 01:35:04.960 --> 01:35:07.079 is scrambling around ringside trying to get an eye level 1854 01:35:07.079 --> 01:35:08.960 with the Hulk. Hogan is Ortan is dropping blows on 1855 01:35:09.039 --> 01:35:12.000 the champion. Hogan Chance starts as he's on his knees, hoofing. 1856 01:35:12.319 --> 01:35:15.680 Say he's dropping blow on the champions, well bows, but 1857 01:35:16.880 --> 01:35:20.680 probably some blow too. Yeah, And then Hulk starts to 1858 01:35:20.760 --> 01:35:23.039 seize and there it is. He comes up and he's 1859 01:35:23.079 --> 01:35:26.600 hoofing and he starts throwing, and Jesse Ventur is so 1860 01:35:26.720 --> 01:35:31.199 wonderful he goes bail out cowboy because he knows when 1861 01:35:31.239 --> 01:35:33.840 Hulks starts rileying like this, he can't front like even 1862 01:35:33.920 --> 01:35:36.000 he knows, the biggest Hulk coagain hater in the universe 1863 01:35:36.119 --> 01:35:39.479 knows that you stand no chance when Hulk starts getting 1864 01:35:39.520 --> 01:35:40.159 into this position. 1865 01:35:40.920 --> 01:35:41.359 So there's an. 1866 01:35:41.319 --> 01:35:43.079 Irish whip and a running I don't know, boss, would 1867 01:35:43.079 --> 01:35:44.119 you call it an axie boomba? 1868 01:35:44.920 --> 01:35:48.840 Yeah, it says it kind of is. Yeah, that is a. 1869 01:35:50.680 --> 01:35:52.600 Huge elbow drop out of the corner by the hulkster Ouch. 1870 01:35:52.760 --> 01:35:55.119 Jesse says, as it lands, he he deployed that one 1871 01:35:55.159 --> 01:35:56.359 pretty well on this broadcast. 1872 01:35:56.439 --> 01:35:59.079 The ouch Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll give him that. 1873 01:35:59.199 --> 01:36:01.920 He would say that judiciously. But at key moments, a 1874 01:36:02.039 --> 01:36:05.479 cover gets to as Vince mcmand declares Bob Orton a 1875 01:36:05.680 --> 01:36:09.319 tremendous challenger. So that's about the most praise he probably 1876 01:36:09.359 --> 01:36:11.720 ever got from Vin Man. Hul Covin with the headbutt 1877 01:36:11.720 --> 01:36:14.000 corner to corner, whip goes to the corner, Mountain begins 1878 01:36:14.119 --> 01:36:17.600 running down punches, but Bob Orton counters with the Manhattan drop. 1879 01:36:17.960 --> 01:36:20.319 Jesse says, here we go, I got that for you. 1880 01:36:20.359 --> 01:36:20.520 Here. 1881 01:36:20.960 --> 01:36:24.479 Hi's maneuver A legal maneuver on the part of cowboy 1882 01:36:24.560 --> 01:36:28.159 Bob Barton legal and beautiful maneuver, my cowboy, Bob Barton. 1883 01:36:28.439 --> 01:36:32.279 Bob Orton's a technician. Bob Orton can wrestle. He is rough, 1884 01:36:32.520 --> 01:36:34.720 but he can wrestle, and he's sold the champion that 1885 01:36:34.880 --> 01:36:35.279 right there. 1886 01:36:36.600 --> 01:36:40.760 Jesus, just an atomic drop, jess Fuck Jesus Christ and 1887 01:36:40.960 --> 01:36:46.199 Bob Orton can wrestle. He's a technician. He knows how 1888 01:36:46.279 --> 01:36:48.640 to get in there. He knows how to use the 1889 01:36:48.760 --> 01:36:49.920 tools of the trade. 1890 01:36:51.079 --> 01:36:54.880 Right, Well, I sure hope he can wrestle. He's going 1891 01:36:54.920 --> 01:36:56.800 for the world title on fucking that network TV. 1892 01:36:56.960 --> 01:36:59.640 But whatever, He's also got a career as a wrestler. 1893 01:37:00.119 --> 01:37:01.399 Would hope he can wrestle. 1894 01:37:01.520 --> 01:37:02.920 Right his dad was a wrestler, Like, what are we 1895 01:37:02.960 --> 01:37:05.600 doing here? So Bob Orton hooks the sup Plex, but 1896 01:37:05.720 --> 01:37:07.800 instead of dropping hold through the canvas, he deposits him 1897 01:37:07.840 --> 01:37:08.520 on the top buckling. 1898 01:37:08.560 --> 01:37:09.319 You know what that means? 1899 01:37:10.319 --> 01:37:13.000 It's super plex and Vince says, if he got some 1900 01:37:13.159 --> 01:37:15.600 no doubt, we'll have a new champion. Jessus, this could 1901 01:37:15.680 --> 01:37:19.920 be it. The crowd rises, but it's not because of 1902 01:37:19.960 --> 01:37:20.479 the super Plex. 1903 01:37:20.560 --> 01:37:26.399 What if? What if? What if? What if Bob Orton 1904 01:37:26.479 --> 01:37:30.800 hit the Superplex and pin Hogan clean and won the change. 1905 01:37:31.600 --> 01:37:36.760 No, it'd be like it would be like a I 1906 01:37:36.800 --> 01:37:39.039 having Cole Off beating Bruno. Just be like you could 1907 01:37:39.039 --> 01:37:43.199 hear a pin drop people like fucking really just took 1908 01:37:43.239 --> 01:37:45.359 the belt. It's gonna be like when John Cena beats 1909 01:37:45.439 --> 01:37:51.439 Cody for the belt at WrestleMania. Oh you picture like 1910 01:37:51.520 --> 01:37:54.800 Cody like lining up the crossroads and he goes for 1911 01:37:54.960 --> 01:37:56.920 it and seeing it like pops out into the fu 1912 01:37:57.880 --> 01:37:59.960 and like scrambles for a quick quick one, two three. 1913 01:38:01.600 --> 01:38:04.039 Everyone's supposed to rejoice that he did it seventeen times, 1914 01:38:04.079 --> 01:38:06.359 and then Cody never gets that momentum back. 1915 01:38:08.520 --> 01:38:10.119 Listen, it's about time. Is it time? 1916 01:38:10.159 --> 01:38:12.560 What's it time for? Lets people know? What are you sensing? 1917 01:38:12.960 --> 01:38:17.399 No, listen, I'm I'm surprised they let Cody have the 1918 01:38:17.439 --> 01:38:19.720 belt as long as they have. I hope that he doesn't. 1919 01:38:20.079 --> 01:38:21.960 I hope they I hope they give seen of the 1920 01:38:22.000 --> 01:38:28.439 world title instead, you know, like I just I don't know. 1921 01:38:29.680 --> 01:38:32.199 There are some things in this in the wrestling world 1922 01:38:32.319 --> 01:38:36.359 that I feel just need to be cherished and not 1923 01:38:36.960 --> 01:38:41.399 broken for the sake of breaking, and the streak was 1924 01:38:41.439 --> 01:38:45.159 one of those things. Honestly, the WrestleMania three attendance was 1925 01:38:45.199 --> 01:38:53.560 one of those things and flares even though it's fictional, 1926 01:38:53.760 --> 01:38:57.399 sixteen sixteen world titles like there's no need to have 1927 01:38:57.520 --> 01:39:01.000 it beaten, there's no need to do that all. There 1928 01:39:01.079 --> 01:39:03.399 is no need to beat the Undertaker at Wrestlemannie. There 1929 01:39:03.479 --> 01:39:06.720 was no need fur there to be more fans at 1930 01:39:06.800 --> 01:39:10.600 fucking Texas than in Detroit. 1931 01:39:11.960 --> 01:39:15.960 App No need, absolutely, and we're headed to needlessness again. 1932 01:39:16.159 --> 01:39:16.319 Now. 1933 01:39:16.439 --> 01:39:19.039 While the crowd rises at this moment is not because 1934 01:39:19.039 --> 01:39:21.840 the superplex is coming. If you watch carefully, something's happening 1935 01:39:21.880 --> 01:39:24.000 in the Nassau Coliseum at this moment. There's a fight 1936 01:39:24.079 --> 01:39:26.680 in the front row. There's some huge distraction because all 1937 01:39:26.720 --> 01:39:29.199 of a sudden, everyone is looking away from the ring, 1938 01:39:29.760 --> 01:39:33.359 and you see security even start to rush over at ringside. 1939 01:39:33.399 --> 01:39:34.880 You can't see what it is because it's kind of 1940 01:39:34.920 --> 01:39:38.279 happening beneath the hard camera, but there's something happening and 1941 01:39:38.359 --> 01:39:41.800 everyone's distracted at this critical moment. Hogan fights off Bob 1942 01:39:41.920 --> 01:39:44.800 Orton's superplex, incidentally, and Orton goes flying backwards off the 1943 01:39:44.880 --> 01:39:46.720 ropes to the canvas. No one looking at the ring. 1944 01:39:46.840 --> 01:39:50.199 There's no pop really to speak of for Hogan avoiding 1945 01:39:50.239 --> 01:39:52.479 the big finisher of the Cowboy. But then Hogan comes 1946 01:39:52.520 --> 01:39:53.960 off the middle rope with a nailbow to the top 1947 01:39:54.000 --> 01:39:56.479 of the head, hits the rope and drops the leg 1948 01:39:56.920 --> 01:39:59.119 and before he can get the three count rowdy Roddy 1949 01:39:59.159 --> 01:40:02.279 Piper hits the ring, slugs the Hulkster from behind. He 1950 01:40:02.319 --> 01:40:04.399 actually doesn't hit the ring, he hits him from the 1951 01:40:04.479 --> 01:40:07.159 floor between the ropes, and in six minutes and fifty 1952 01:40:07.199 --> 01:40:09.720 four seconds, hul Cogan declared the winner over Bob Orton 1953 01:40:09.800 --> 01:40:13.079 via his qualification here and the very first world title 1954 01:40:13.119 --> 01:40:15.600 match for a first hul Cogan match on Saturday Night's 1955 01:40:16.039 --> 01:40:17.000 main event. 1956 01:40:17.199 --> 01:40:19.319 The ref sees it, I mean the very first Hull 1957 01:40:19.399 --> 01:40:22.600 Cogan match on network television asolutely. Yeah, there's a lot 1958 01:40:22.640 --> 01:40:25.760 of fursts going on here, ref declares the DQ. Piper 1959 01:40:25.800 --> 01:40:28.279 stomping away, mister T comes and tackling him, going off 1960 01:40:28.319 --> 01:40:30.279 on the gut with right hands and lefts Orton comes 1961 01:40:30.279 --> 01:40:32.840 from behind and sledges mister T. Hogan comes up waving 1962 01:40:32.880 --> 01:40:34.800 them all on and Piper rips off his shirt. They're 1963 01:40:34.800 --> 01:40:37.000 about to double team Hogan in the corner as mister 1964 01:40:37.079 --> 01:40:39.119 T just fucking kind of stands there and then who 1965 01:40:39.159 --> 01:40:42.920 makes the save none another Then are newly minted number 1966 01:40:42.960 --> 01:40:45.319 two baby face, mister wonderful Paul Orndorf slips in and 1967 01:40:45.439 --> 01:40:48.520 the people explode. The people want Paul Orndorf here. Let's 1968 01:40:48.560 --> 01:40:51.560 be clear about that, boss. I mean that that is 1969 01:40:51.600 --> 01:40:56.039 a huge thing. The people want Paul Orndorf like they 1970 01:40:56.159 --> 01:40:59.880 want they want him to be alongside Hulkogan two they do. 1971 01:41:00.119 --> 01:41:03.239 He's got he's got a stone cold thing going here 1972 01:41:04.000 --> 01:41:07.399 in that. Yeah, you know, he's just a hard nosed, 1973 01:41:07.479 --> 01:41:10.800 bad ass, ass kicking heel who we hated when he 1974 01:41:10.920 --> 01:41:13.159 had Hulk and others in the crosshairs and when he 1975 01:41:13.279 --> 01:41:15.199 was doing it on behalf of the Heenan family and 1976 01:41:15.520 --> 01:41:20.159 acting arrogantly. But the second somebody who is a heel 1977 01:41:20.399 --> 01:41:23.319 not because they beg off and sneak around and act 1978 01:41:23.399 --> 01:41:25.439 like chicken shits, but as a heel because they're so 1979 01:41:25.680 --> 01:41:28.520 bad ass that they can just flaunt every rule and 1980 01:41:28.640 --> 01:41:32.960 every convention and just smash baby faces into mush. Suddenly, 1981 01:41:33.039 --> 01:41:34.680 if he's going to do this on the side of 1982 01:41:34.720 --> 01:41:38.640 good for Hulk Hogan, it's it's glorious, that's what you mean. 1983 01:41:38.760 --> 01:41:41.760 Yes, it's glorious. It's the exact mold that pretty much 1984 01:41:41.880 --> 01:41:46.079 every babyface with tenure and wrestling history has has fit into. 1985 01:41:46.239 --> 01:41:49.680 And here we see kind of a tantalizingly short glimpse 1986 01:41:49.720 --> 01:41:51.640 of what that could have been, because, as we outlined 1987 01:41:51.960 --> 01:41:54.239 in Part one, very quickly they pivot back to Orndorf 1988 01:41:54.560 --> 01:41:57.000 as a heel, turning on Hogan and going after him 1989 01:41:57.000 --> 01:41:59.239 for the championship, leading to that cage match on a 1990 01:41:59.279 --> 01:42:01.960 future Saturday it's made event against the Hulkster, but for now, 1991 01:42:02.239 --> 01:42:04.760 Worndorf slips in, they explode, Orndorff gives a look to Hogan, 1992 01:42:04.880 --> 01:42:07.000 Jesse goes off about it being three against two, and 1993 01:42:07.079 --> 01:42:09.640 they hold back. Orndorff is the heels, scram out of 1994 01:42:09.760 --> 01:42:14.239 the ring and they they have a moment where you know, 1995 01:42:14.279 --> 01:42:16.880 they're dapping each other up, mister T Hulk Cogan, mister Wonderful, 1996 01:42:16.960 --> 01:42:19.560 to leave no question that there is a new alliance 1997 01:42:19.640 --> 01:42:23.840 formed here among these three. And they cut this out 1998 01:42:23.880 --> 01:42:25.600 of the peacock version. But when they go to a 1999 01:42:25.680 --> 01:42:28.359 break and come back, there's kind of an extended in 2000 01:42:28.479 --> 01:42:32.560 ring celebration with mister T no kidding, and they do 2001 01:42:32.600 --> 01:42:34.800 the whole posing routine. You know, that's why they cut 2002 01:42:34.840 --> 01:42:37.600 it off, I have no idea. I mean, I don't 2003 01:42:37.600 --> 01:42:39.680 know why they cut this off. The whole segment kind 2004 01:42:39.680 --> 01:42:42.640 of gets cut, and it includes a playing of the 2005 01:42:43.079 --> 01:42:45.439 Cyndi Lauperguni's music video, which of course they do not 2006 01:42:45.520 --> 01:42:48.640 have rights to. And I think probably, if I'm thinking 2007 01:42:48.720 --> 01:42:51.159 it through, a big part of the reason they probably 2008 01:42:51.239 --> 01:42:53.960 cut it is while Orndorf, mister t and Hogan are 2009 01:42:53.960 --> 01:42:55.920 in the ring doing the posing routine I have the 2010 01:42:55.960 --> 01:42:57.239 tiger is playing the whole time. 2011 01:42:58.319 --> 01:43:01.960 Yeah, but why couldn't I mean, only I didn't have 2012 01:43:02.000 --> 01:43:05.359 a problem putting real American and using the commentary during 2013 01:43:05.880 --> 01:43:08.640 that when he's coming in the ring. Read what difference 2014 01:43:08.640 --> 01:43:09.000 does it make? 2015 01:43:09.039 --> 01:43:12.279 It is a curious deletion. It's almost kind of lazy, 2016 01:43:12.319 --> 01:43:15.319 you know. But there is also a Lapera and Lou 2017 01:43:15.439 --> 01:43:18.439 Albano interview in here as well that didn't make the 2018 01:43:18.520 --> 01:43:20.600 Peacock version, But we've got it for you. Don't worry, 2019 01:43:20.640 --> 01:43:23.960 don't fret. Yes, that's just what the folks sitting down 2020 01:43:24.000 --> 01:43:25.880 to Saturday Nights made event in eighty five would have 2021 01:43:25.920 --> 01:43:28.000 seen when all was right with the world. 2022 01:43:28.720 --> 01:43:33.359 Wonderful Hogan, mister d plus the Women's World Championship PY drink. 2023 01:43:34.039 --> 01:43:37.760 So this is on Peacock going into the break coarse 2024 01:43:37.760 --> 01:43:38.479 about this music. 2025 01:43:41.279 --> 01:43:41.880 So here it is. 2026 01:43:56.680 --> 01:43:58.119 A show tony audience. 2027 01:43:58.479 --> 01:44:02.039 Oh my goodness, look that you talking about beefcake. 2028 01:44:02.760 --> 01:44:10.319 Baby beefcack wasn't there? Oh my god, that's why they 2029 01:44:10.359 --> 01:44:15.720 cut it, Fince says, talk about beefcake. Oh no, this 2030 01:44:15.840 --> 01:44:25.279 is classic Finns like Loyals. Yeah, we're threesome. That's why 2031 01:44:25.319 --> 01:44:26.319 they right. 2032 01:44:27.800 --> 01:44:28.520 Them all time. 2033 01:44:29.760 --> 01:44:31.800 That's why they cut it to And you got three 2034 01:44:31.880 --> 01:44:33.319 eagle Madiacs out there. 2035 01:44:37.079 --> 01:44:37.960 Oh look at that. 2036 01:44:45.720 --> 01:44:47.960 Right now, let's come back to me and Jeane in 2037 01:44:48.159 --> 01:44:51.840 the dressing room with Sydney Lapper and Lewis Alpao. 2038 01:44:54.279 --> 01:44:57.520 All right, thank you very much, Vince. Ladies title coming up. 2039 01:44:57.600 --> 01:45:00.880 One championship down, another to go that, ladies said, gentlemen, 2040 01:45:00.920 --> 01:45:04.319 the first network telecast in nearly three decades a professional 2041 01:45:04.359 --> 01:45:07.760 wrestling right here, Cindy Lapper, you're a champion, of course, 2042 01:45:07.800 --> 01:45:10.119 to defend here momentarily against the fabulous Mulla. 2043 01:45:10.239 --> 01:45:12.439 We're gonna be talking that she's not gonna win, mean Jean, 2044 01:45:12.560 --> 01:45:14.760 she's gonna wine, got no chance, Mulla. 2045 01:45:15.000 --> 01:45:15.479 Woa is that? 2046 01:45:15.920 --> 01:45:16.279 This is it? 2047 01:45:16.479 --> 01:45:17.319 This is the last one. 2048 01:45:17.520 --> 01:45:20.560 I'm very pleased to say that under my guidance, Wendy, 2049 01:45:20.600 --> 01:45:23.159 we once again have and keep the title. 2050 01:45:23.439 --> 01:45:25.439 All right, Captain Lewis al Battle, You've got to be 2051 01:45:25.600 --> 01:45:29.279 very proud. Cindy Lapper, a friend, then a nemesis, and 2052 01:45:29.319 --> 01:45:30.159 now friends again. 2053 01:45:30.199 --> 01:45:31.920 The termination of this little one hundred and two pounds 2054 01:45:31.920 --> 01:45:32.920 eighty minutes unreal? 2055 01:45:33.079 --> 01:45:35.560 What determination? What will to win? Whoo? 2056 01:45:35.800 --> 01:45:37.399 So fine oohoo. 2057 01:45:37.520 --> 01:45:39.279 Don't get too excited, remember. 2058 01:45:39.000 --> 01:45:41.239 It makes you a duel a swell hey, hold on 2059 01:45:41.399 --> 01:45:43.720 just a second yet, No, Thanks to you Cindy Lapper 2060 01:45:43.840 --> 01:45:47.439 and MTV, you have got a brand new video from 2061 01:45:47.520 --> 01:45:48.720 the Goodies called good Enough. 2062 01:45:48.720 --> 01:45:50.720 We're excited about that. Yes, I am too. 2063 01:45:50.880 --> 01:45:51.680 I'm very excited. 2064 01:45:51.800 --> 01:45:53.920 It's the first rock in wrestling CONNECTIONUS. 2065 01:45:54.079 --> 01:45:56.039 I heard video video. 2066 01:45:56.359 --> 01:46:00.199 Yeah, well matter first, But everyone right, lou lout. 2067 01:45:59.880 --> 01:46:01.960 A all got all the US's got, Nikolai Bone Coffee, 2068 01:46:02.000 --> 01:46:04.279 got the Iron Cheek, you got that, Freddy Blast him 2069 01:46:04.319 --> 01:46:06.039 and Freddy Blade, You've got cut it all together. 2070 01:46:06.119 --> 01:46:08.920 You got it and Katrine, Katrine. 2071 01:46:10.039 --> 01:46:13.159 And Roddy Piper is nderstand sending your brand new fidel 2072 01:46:13.279 --> 01:46:14.039 called the Goodies. 2073 01:46:14.199 --> 01:46:16.920 Good night, Pyper dehydrated baby. 2074 01:46:19.960 --> 01:46:22.279 One last I saw Cindy, things were going from bad 2075 01:46:22.359 --> 01:46:24.520 to worse. Why her mom and pop gash shop was 2076 01:46:24.560 --> 01:46:27.159 being forced to close. No more veggie burgers, no more 2077 01:46:27.199 --> 01:46:30.520 free cookies with casts, no more nothing. Them cheating brothers 2078 01:46:30.560 --> 01:46:32.880 were about to force them out with the fiction papers. 2079 01:46:34.199 --> 01:46:35.840 I'm gonna smell. 2080 01:46:37.159 --> 01:46:37.720 There's your mom. 2081 01:46:38.159 --> 01:46:43.159 But before Cindy, Now, don't miss part two, coming soon 2082 01:46:43.319 --> 01:46:43.520 to a. 2083 01:46:43.600 --> 01:46:46.600 KIV near you. The greatest video of the all time. 2084 01:46:46.840 --> 01:46:50.479 I've never seen nothing like a jamantastic Cindy laper. I've 2085 01:46:50.479 --> 01:46:51.960 got a thank you kinna mite. 2086 01:46:52.159 --> 01:46:53.439 I know there nothing Ronnie. 2087 01:46:54.920 --> 01:46:55.439 One second. 2088 01:46:55.479 --> 01:46:58.079 I would like to say, yes, that was the greatest 2089 01:46:58.159 --> 01:47:01.319 video I ever seen till you started the thing, the. 2090 01:47:01.319 --> 01:47:03.119 Whole damn thing in it. 2091 01:47:04.640 --> 01:47:12.479 That's why I oh, yeah, Spielberg, as it sounds like 2092 01:47:12.560 --> 01:47:14.800 it you're making me, Askedberg. 2093 01:47:17.720 --> 01:47:22.760 I wasn't were you need we not the way the 2094 01:47:22.840 --> 01:47:23.880 way we. 2095 01:47:25.319 --> 01:47:26.680 Right out of the previous fool. 2096 01:47:28.239 --> 01:47:36.840 Less welcome back. 2097 01:47:37.560 --> 01:47:40.840 That's what you're missing right there. I cut the Nadia out, obviously, 2098 01:47:40.920 --> 01:47:43.039 but they pulled the whole thing. So on, Peacock, you 2099 01:47:43.119 --> 01:47:44.920 come back with the graphic of for Richter and Mullah 2100 01:47:45.119 --> 01:47:47.600 and it's a controversy is brewing on this one. As 2101 01:47:47.640 --> 01:47:49.680 we cut to Gene Oklahom with the fabulous Muller backstage 2102 01:47:49.880 --> 01:47:53.319 or ordinary the entrance way here, I got that interview 2103 01:47:53.399 --> 01:47:54.239 for you right here. 2104 01:47:54.600 --> 01:47:56.399 I'll tell you what, Facebook, Matt, I am going to 2105 01:47:56.520 --> 01:47:58.920 try as much as I possibly can. I have with me, 2106 01:47:59.079 --> 01:48:02.159 challenger and long time chap you longer than any other 2107 01:48:02.239 --> 01:48:04.880 in history, the fabulous bull of moments away when the 2108 01:48:04.920 --> 01:48:08.079 erector in the possibility of your regaining that title belt. 2109 01:48:08.239 --> 01:48:08.600 That's right. 2110 01:48:08.680 --> 01:48:11.439 I'm going in there with the intentions of regaining it again, 2111 01:48:11.520 --> 01:48:13.359 and I'm going to keep it forever this time. 2112 01:48:13.680 --> 01:48:14.960 But now I want to tell you something. 2113 01:48:15.000 --> 01:48:18.199 I'm sick and tired of all the interference with Cindy 2114 01:48:18.279 --> 01:48:21.239 Lauper and that bunch of g geeks that's standing outside 2115 01:48:21.279 --> 01:48:23.760 the ring and up and down the hall and holland 2116 01:48:24.199 --> 01:48:26.479 do this and do that, and putting bags over my 2117 01:48:26.600 --> 01:48:29.760 head and hitting me in the headway, purses and everything. 2118 01:48:30.000 --> 01:48:31.239 You let me finish, Gene. 2119 01:48:31.279 --> 01:48:31.560 Okay. 2120 01:48:32.159 --> 01:48:35.279 So I went to the higher ups at WWF and 2121 01:48:35.439 --> 01:48:39.279 I convinced them that I was right to have Cindy 2122 01:48:39.359 --> 01:48:42.439 Loper bard from the ring. When I am in the 2123 01:48:42.560 --> 01:48:45.720 ring participating in my match. She is not allowed in 2124 01:48:45.800 --> 01:48:48.439 the ring, and if she comes out there tonight, I 2125 01:48:48.600 --> 01:48:51.319 will give this paper to the referee and have her 2126 01:48:51.439 --> 01:48:53.720 sent back ejected from the ring. 2127 01:48:53.840 --> 01:48:55.520 If you know what I mean, Well, I get the 2128 01:48:55.600 --> 01:48:57.840 jungle idea of that lily. In all due respect, I'm 2129 01:48:57.880 --> 01:48:59.600 going to have to see to believe twenty eight years 2130 01:48:59.640 --> 01:49:04.119 is chat good chance of your ray gaty that coveted 2131 01:49:04.199 --> 01:49:05.760 title belt when you meet Wendy Richter. 2132 01:49:06.119 --> 01:49:11.880 It's but it's from no, yeah, indeed, there it is. 2133 01:49:11.960 --> 01:49:14.439 So we turn quickly here as we hear from Lillian 2134 01:49:14.479 --> 01:49:19.319 Ellison there with her dollar signed glasses and earrings, she's 2135 01:49:19.359 --> 01:49:20.119 a sight to behold. 2136 01:49:20.159 --> 01:49:22.520 In nineteen eighty five, Oh, I'll say. 2137 01:49:23.359 --> 01:49:25.279 Kind of what was happening around the rock and wrestling 2138 01:49:25.279 --> 01:49:27.479 connection and the role she played kind of reluctantly as 2139 01:49:27.560 --> 01:49:31.239 we learn, I was heartbroken for a while losing my championship, 2140 01:49:31.319 --> 01:49:33.079 she writes. Of course, I knew everybody was right when 2141 01:49:33.079 --> 01:49:35.079 they said I had an amazing run that twenty eight 2142 01:49:35.159 --> 01:49:37.399 years of being a champion is unheard of, but it's 2143 01:49:37.399 --> 01:49:39.479 still hurt. I guess that's because, unlike a lot of 2144 01:49:39.520 --> 01:49:41.239 the girls who were coming into wrestling, I never looked 2145 01:49:41.279 --> 01:49:43.520 at wrestling as a stepping stone anything else. A lot 2146 01:49:43.600 --> 01:49:46.119 of them, especially since the rock and Wrestling connection looked 2147 01:49:46.119 --> 01:49:47.439 at getting in the ring like it was a way 2148 01:49:47.479 --> 01:49:48.039 to become a star. 2149 01:49:48.279 --> 01:49:48.319 Me. 2150 01:49:48.640 --> 01:49:50.520 I never thought about it like that. I always was 2151 01:49:50.520 --> 01:49:52.560 a competitor, and I always wanted just a kick button 2152 01:49:52.600 --> 01:49:55.439 squared circle. By the way, that's what did Wendy and 2153 01:49:55.560 --> 01:49:57.359 I think she got all caught up in being a 2154 01:49:57.399 --> 01:49:59.439 celebrity and forgot that being a wrestler is. 2155 01:49:59.479 --> 01:50:02.319 What she was us. Yes, that's cool, that's fucking good. 2156 01:50:02.479 --> 01:50:04.000 I mean, that's the thing about it. Let's not forget 2157 01:50:04.039 --> 01:50:07.880 you know, like, you know, I can see that Wendy 2158 01:50:07.960 --> 01:50:11.760 Richard looks like somebody who who I imagine that she 2159 01:50:12.119 --> 01:50:15.520 she started out like Mullah, like, wanting to be a wrestler. 2160 01:50:15.800 --> 01:50:18.720 Under Lama brought her in right there you go. And 2161 01:50:19.039 --> 01:50:22.199 but then you know, she gets this little taste of 2162 01:50:22.239 --> 01:50:26.319 the limelight with Cindy Lauper, and you know, she thinks 2163 01:50:26.520 --> 01:50:28.960 she and Sidey Lapper are real friends. Yeah, and she 2164 01:50:29.119 --> 01:50:31.560 wants she wants us to keep going because it's a shoot. 2165 01:50:31.720 --> 01:50:35.439 Yeah, uh huh, oh, Nope, you're just a wrestler. For example, 2166 01:50:35.520 --> 01:50:37.079 Cindy had a bunch of us wrestlers appear in her 2167 01:50:37.159 --> 01:50:39.239 videos and Wendy just loved it. Me, I hated it 2168 01:50:39.359 --> 01:50:41.279 because it wasn't what I do. They flew me out 2169 01:50:41.319 --> 01:50:44.199 of California to shoot Cindy's goonies are good enough. 2170 01:50:44.079 --> 01:50:46.079 Idiot, I like I like that. I like that. She 2171 01:50:46.279 --> 01:50:49.079 hated it, hated like it's not like she said, you know, 2172 01:50:50.239 --> 01:50:52.279 it was a neat experience, but it just wasn't for me. No, 2173 01:50:52.399 --> 01:50:55.159 she hated it because it wasn't wrestling, right. Oh my god, 2174 01:50:55.439 --> 01:50:57.279 she's such a fucking she's something else whatever. 2175 01:50:58.079 --> 01:50:58.239 You know. 2176 01:50:58.760 --> 01:51:02.159 Of course, she loves wrestling more than anything else because 2177 01:51:02.199 --> 01:51:05.399 she's making money on every girl she trains. So she's 2178 01:51:05.439 --> 01:51:09.800 making like so much more per sort of hour in 2179 01:51:10.000 --> 01:51:12.960 than everybody else. I don't know how much more, but 2180 01:51:13.119 --> 01:51:15.479 you know, it's not hard to find many stories of 2181 01:51:15.600 --> 01:51:20.520 Mulla playing fast and loose with her percentage, okay, of 2182 01:51:20.640 --> 01:51:21.039 these women. 2183 01:51:21.119 --> 01:51:24.279 So she does she learn her craft under rngag kind 2184 01:51:24.319 --> 01:51:24.960 of it. 2185 01:51:25.000 --> 01:51:26.640 Kind of seems like she learned her craft more and 2186 01:51:26.680 --> 01:51:32.359 her fucking John DuPont in some ways. But right, And 2187 01:51:32.520 --> 01:51:34.159 she also appeared in her time after time and she 2188 01:51:34.319 --> 01:51:35.119 bop videos. 2189 01:51:35.560 --> 01:51:36.920 She bop is Oh I didn't know that, I know 2190 01:51:37.000 --> 01:51:37.760 she did more. Yeah. 2191 01:51:38.239 --> 01:51:40.560 She Bop is the song, by the way, that Wendy 2192 01:51:40.640 --> 01:51:42.840 Richter comes out to on this Saturday Night's main event, 2193 01:51:42.880 --> 01:51:45.439 but it's dubbed over with that kind of generic girls 2194 01:51:45.520 --> 01:51:48.640 just want to have fun song that they created for 2195 01:51:48.960 --> 01:51:51.840 Sydney Lapper moments. Wendy was the waitress blowing a bubble 2196 01:51:51.880 --> 01:51:55.640 and singing the first verse in the Shebop video. Mulla writes, 2197 01:51:55.680 --> 01:51:57.600 I joined a bunch of other wrestlers for the Goonies video. 2198 01:51:57.720 --> 01:51:59.880 This is the one that played here during snm E. 2199 01:52:00.319 --> 01:52:02.079 Roddy Piper there and she and I played the band 2200 01:52:02.079 --> 01:52:04.720 of pirates who chased Cindy underground. Playing The Gooney Kids 2201 01:52:04.720 --> 01:52:06.640 were a group of Hollywood child actors who would later 2202 01:52:06.680 --> 01:52:09.800 go on to become stars themselves. There were sewn Aston, 2203 01:52:10.439 --> 01:52:12.640 Corey Feldman, Josh Brolin, and Martha Plimpton. 2204 01:52:12.680 --> 01:52:14.800 I didn't know that. Oh yeah, oh, it's got a 2205 01:52:14.840 --> 01:52:18.600 great cast of like of child actors who would become, 2206 01:52:19.600 --> 01:52:23.079 you know, big stars. The wrestlers were painting the ass 2207 01:52:23.119 --> 01:52:27.159 Cindy lappertole the press and and uh Greg Valentine is 2208 01:52:27.279 --> 01:52:28.239 mama for Telly. 2209 01:52:28.439 --> 01:52:35.079 Yes right, yeah, one of his biggest opportunities. It was 2210 01:52:35.159 --> 01:52:37.439 just so aggravating. She writes, You've got to get up 2211 01:52:37.439 --> 01:52:38.760 at four in the morning because they had to send 2212 01:52:38.760 --> 01:52:40.560 a limousine for you to five take to the studio 2213 01:52:41.600 --> 01:52:44.159 at five. There they have what they call breakfast. Yeah, 2214 01:52:44.199 --> 01:52:46.520 write stale coffee and a Danish if you're lucky. 2215 01:52:47.000 --> 01:52:47.199 Yeah. 2216 01:52:47.479 --> 01:52:51.359 Mulla likes her her chicken fried steak and her biscuits 2217 01:52:51.399 --> 01:52:52.199 and all that bullshit. 2218 01:52:52.279 --> 01:52:54.800 You know her. I mean, listen, you know, if she 2219 01:52:55.000 --> 01:52:58.760 was smart, she would have said. You know, I'm sure 2220 01:52:58.800 --> 01:53:00.399 that there were people who would have been, yeah, anything 2221 01:53:00.439 --> 01:53:02.760 you need, anything you need miss Muli, as you know, 2222 01:53:02.960 --> 01:53:04.640 say I want to fucking chicken fried steak, go have 2223 01:53:04.760 --> 01:53:05.720 him get it. Oh my god. 2224 01:53:06.960 --> 01:53:09.640 Then they retouch your makeup because you've been sweating. And 2225 01:53:09.720 --> 01:53:12.760 then you wait some more. After dinner, the quote unquote 2226 01:53:12.840 --> 01:53:14.880 they tell you we've got to wait till later on tonight. 2227 01:53:15.000 --> 01:53:16.880 By eleven, it's gotten too late, and they tell you 2228 01:53:16.960 --> 01:53:19.520 the shoot the first thing they do in the next morning. Yeah, 2229 01:53:19.520 --> 01:53:21.479 wrestlers aren't built for this man. They want to show up, 2230 01:53:21.840 --> 01:53:24.000 put their work in, get their white envelope and fucking 2231 01:53:24.119 --> 01:53:25.199 bounce exactly. 2232 01:53:25.600 --> 01:53:27.560 They don't, they don't. They Honestly, they don't know how 2233 01:53:27.560 --> 01:53:28.600 to do a full day's work. 2234 01:53:28.880 --> 01:53:31.960 After losing my championship, she writes, I started concentrating really 2235 01:53:31.960 --> 01:53:34.520 hard on making history, about winning it back. This is 2236 01:53:34.560 --> 01:53:36.479 in eighty five, and I was very mindful of the 2237 01:53:36.520 --> 01:53:39.479 example set by Muhammad Ali back in the seventies when 2238 01:53:39.520 --> 01:53:41.000 he came back to when the boxing title for a 2239 01:53:41.039 --> 01:53:42.640 record third time. If he could make history, why I 2240 01:53:42.640 --> 01:53:45.159 couldn't I but I knew it wouldn't be easy because 2241 01:53:45.199 --> 01:53:48.159 yours is different. There's a difference between you and Ahamad Ali. 2242 01:53:48.279 --> 01:53:49.520 Maybe that's right, Well, there's that. 2243 01:53:49.720 --> 01:53:52.199 And then also because pretend you know you can't actually 2244 01:53:52.279 --> 01:53:54.239 just fucking win it, someone has to tell you're gonna win. 2245 01:53:54.439 --> 01:53:56.119 That was never Uh, someone has to make the decision. 2246 01:53:56.119 --> 01:53:58.720 Didn't stop her in the past, that's for sure. Yeah, 2247 01:53:58.840 --> 01:54:02.039 thanks to her relationship with Cindy, Wendy was a crowd favorite. 2248 01:54:02.119 --> 01:54:03.640 I was used to having the fans go against me, 2249 01:54:03.680 --> 01:54:05.479 but Wendy was so popular now I couldn't count on 2250 01:54:05.479 --> 01:54:07.479 the rest to do their jobs. I realized that the 2251 01:54:07.520 --> 01:54:10.079 first step in my comeback trail and fall flat out 2252 01:54:10.119 --> 01:54:13.279 stopping Wendy. She was running around the country, ducking, giving 2253 01:54:13.319 --> 01:54:15.199 me a rematch, so I started focusing on the next 2254 01:54:15.239 --> 01:54:18.000 big thing, managing a challenger. Wait is this I don't 2255 01:54:18.079 --> 01:54:21.199 understand what this is? Yeah, not got off. 2256 01:54:21.199 --> 01:54:25.319 Both and then she's going into WrestleMania and talking about 2257 01:54:25.359 --> 01:54:27.800 all that. And then there's a chapter so long champ. 2258 01:54:28.119 --> 01:54:33.039 I think she touches on. I think she touches on. Uh, 2259 01:54:34.800 --> 01:54:38.039 Saturday Night's main event. Here Wendy was the champ again. Okay, 2260 01:54:38.199 --> 01:54:45.000 we got it. In the beginning, she writes, Wendy had 2261 01:54:45.039 --> 01:54:47.880 seemed to want to be a wrestler, just not just 2262 01:54:47.960 --> 01:54:50.199 not being the limelight. Once she got that championship, that's 2263 01:54:50.239 --> 01:54:54.199 when her behavior started to change. Oh, Wendy's in the 2264 01:54:54.239 --> 01:54:57.319 back seat. Okay, pretty soon I smelled smoke. I started 2265 01:54:57.359 --> 01:54:59.840 watering Wendy there and she started giggling the back seat. 2266 01:55:00.199 --> 01:55:05.640 They lit up cigarettes when Amula and Nikola I didn't. 2267 01:55:06.319 --> 01:55:10.880 Why are fucking why is? Why is? When you're riding 2268 01:55:10.920 --> 01:55:12.359 with she can cough. 2269 01:55:12.479 --> 01:55:15.079 That's a sight to see, and that is a sight 2270 01:55:15.159 --> 01:55:19.760 to see. One day, iron Cheek said to Wendy, and 2271 01:55:19.800 --> 01:55:21.720 they worked each other up to one day. Iron Cheek 2272 01:55:21.720 --> 01:55:23.560 said to Wendy, you were supposed to get fifty thousand 2273 01:55:23.560 --> 01:55:27.239 dollars for WrestleMania. That's what I got. So Wendy came 2274 01:55:27.279 --> 01:55:29.199 complaining to me, we got cheated out of our money. 2275 01:55:29.399 --> 01:55:31.359 And that's when she starts acting like a premium dome. 2276 01:55:32.680 --> 01:55:36.720 She definitely thought she was definitely thought she was underpaid 2277 01:55:37.199 --> 01:55:42.720 for for WrestleMania. She probably was, but whatever. Then they 2278 01:55:42.760 --> 01:55:47.199 do the Spider thing with the the double heel turned 2279 01:55:47.239 --> 01:55:49.920 the Spider Lady double heels her oh, the double cross. 2280 01:55:50.800 --> 01:55:53.079 So I guess she doesn't talk about this match, she 2281 01:55:53.119 --> 01:55:55.079 doesn't talk about Saturday's main event. But that just gives 2282 01:55:55.079 --> 01:55:58.239 you an idea of the the thick tensions. There's no 2283 01:55:58.359 --> 01:56:01.560 way someone who had a little fiefdom for as many 2284 01:56:01.640 --> 01:56:04.399 fucking decades as Mula did was gonna let Wendy Richter 2285 01:56:04.479 --> 01:56:06.840 stay around very long. She's gonna just she's not going 2286 01:56:06.920 --> 01:56:09.239 to rest until everyone of the business thinks she's a 2287 01:56:09.479 --> 01:56:11.359 you know what I mean, a head case, right, I mean, 2288 01:56:11.439 --> 01:56:13.439 I think that the funny thing is that, you know, 2289 01:56:13.640 --> 01:56:16.000 she's saying she's she's making it about Wendy Richter, but 2290 01:56:16.039 --> 01:56:18.119 it really could have been anybody. It could have been 2291 01:56:18.159 --> 01:56:19.359 anybody who was in her shoes. 2292 01:56:19.760 --> 01:56:20.119 Bingo. 2293 01:56:20.640 --> 01:56:22.680 Yeah, because they're not going to pick something veteran that 2294 01:56:23.359 --> 01:56:25.840 earned her, you know, that paid her dues to play 2295 01:56:25.920 --> 01:56:28.239 this young pop star champion, you know, give me a. 2296 01:56:28.279 --> 01:56:31.399 Break, right, so they could do. But it's just so funny, 2297 01:56:31.479 --> 01:56:34.439 like because because you know, it could have been her 2298 01:56:34.560 --> 01:56:36.960 fucking protege Lalani Kai for all you know, Like it 2299 01:56:37.119 --> 01:56:40.560 just happened to be Wendy Richter, right, anybody. 2300 01:56:40.239 --> 01:56:41.960 I saw passing reference. I could be wrong about this 2301 01:56:42.039 --> 01:56:44.680 that they were supposed to be. I don't remember where 2302 01:56:44.680 --> 01:56:47.239 I saw this now that at one point the Saturday 2303 01:56:47.319 --> 01:56:48.920 Night's Made event matter was supposed to be Wendy Richter 2304 01:56:49.079 --> 01:56:52.319 versus mad Maxine, who was another woman they brought it 2305 01:56:52.399 --> 01:56:54.479 around this time. It was kind of like being groomed 2306 01:56:54.520 --> 01:56:56.640 as a challenger, but that for some reason that fell 2307 01:56:56.680 --> 01:56:59.039 through and so Mula had to wrestle again. Like that 2308 01:56:59.159 --> 01:56:59.880 wasn't really the plan. 2309 01:57:00.479 --> 01:57:02.279 I wonder if has something to do with that. 2310 01:57:03.159 --> 01:57:08.199 Probably probably, So Mulla suddenly on the walk down to 2311 01:57:08.279 --> 01:57:12.520 the ring, there's a very abrupt jump from her doing 2312 01:57:12.560 --> 01:57:15.119 the promo to being in the ring. But oh well, yeah, 2313 01:57:15.119 --> 01:57:19.079 there she is, and Vince says, she walks as confidently 2314 01:57:19.119 --> 01:57:20.720 as she did a quarter of a century ago to 2315 01:57:20.760 --> 01:57:22.920 the Ring here tonight. And the old story, of course, 2316 01:57:23.039 --> 01:57:25.800 is that Vince Senior told Vince Junior expressly to always 2317 01:57:25.840 --> 01:57:28.039 take care of fabulous Mulla, and he did do that. 2318 01:57:28.600 --> 01:57:31.439 I don't know sure what kind of I don't know 2319 01:57:31.520 --> 01:57:36.479 what kind of bodies Mulla buried or knew where they 2320 01:57:36.560 --> 01:57:37.279 were married. 2321 01:57:37.079 --> 01:57:39.039 But well, what kind of body is you're gonna give me? 2322 01:57:41.079 --> 01:57:42.600 What ladies are you gonna find for me? 2323 01:57:43.000 --> 01:57:45.880 I mean, is by all accounts, Vince McMahon was a 2324 01:57:45.960 --> 01:57:49.159 paragon of virtue et cetera, et cetera. But it wouldn't 2325 01:57:49.159 --> 01:57:53.760 take a lot of convincing to get me to believe that. 2326 01:57:54.199 --> 01:57:56.960 You know, he had full access to the Mulla compound. 2327 01:57:57.239 --> 01:57:57.720 Put it that way. 2328 01:57:57.800 --> 01:58:00.840 Oh yeah, full access, and so did his lieutenants. Okay, 2329 01:58:01.199 --> 01:58:02.800 apple doesn't fall far from the tree. 2330 01:58:04.600 --> 01:58:06.920 Listen. You know, like you think you look about when 2331 01:58:06.960 --> 01:58:09.640 he grew up, and you watch shows like mad Men, 2332 01:58:10.119 --> 01:58:13.319 yes and stuff like that, and you see, you know, 2333 01:58:13.520 --> 01:58:17.800 like it was just like it's it's awful, but it 2334 01:58:18.000 --> 01:58:19.079 was like a rite of passage. 2335 01:58:19.920 --> 01:58:20.039 You know. 2336 01:58:20.199 --> 01:58:22.399 Any woman who had whoever's that kind of power that 2337 01:58:22.520 --> 01:58:25.800 she had, it was, you know, allowed to be the 2338 01:58:25.880 --> 01:58:28.560 kind of whip cracker that she was. There was an 2339 01:58:28.560 --> 01:58:32.000 element of that, there was an element of essentially she's facilitating, 2340 01:58:32.920 --> 01:58:36.439 you know, guys in expensive suits just absolutely having like 2341 01:58:36.960 --> 01:58:40.880 trembling orgasms, you know, in some way or another. So 2342 01:58:41.039 --> 01:58:42.680 we cut to Cindy with Jeane. 2343 01:58:44.520 --> 01:58:46.520 Here we go, it's here from the chair. There's no way, 2344 01:58:46.920 --> 01:58:48.680 Gene that she's gonna ban me. 2345 01:58:48.840 --> 01:58:52.319 You know why, because I am Wendy Rich's manager and 2346 01:58:52.399 --> 01:58:54.399 a manager just lying girl. 2347 01:58:54.960 --> 01:58:57.359 My girl is gonna win, and I'm gonna make sure. 2348 01:58:58.079 --> 01:59:02.479 And see then seeing that that that I played. 2349 01:59:02.279 --> 01:59:05.920 Jordi, you just tell me what happened at wrestling. May left, 2350 01:59:06.199 --> 01:59:11.600 What happened wrestling, May left, wrestling, May left wrestling, May 2351 01:59:11.720 --> 01:59:12.760 left Wrestling. 2352 01:59:12.880 --> 01:59:13.439 May left. 2353 01:59:14.000 --> 01:59:15.600 Uh, it's not like she was the biggest part of 2354 01:59:15.640 --> 01:59:18.039 the show or anything. It's not like she was Wrestling 2355 01:59:18.279 --> 01:59:22.119 Mania at every press conference. Asked about it a million times, 2356 01:59:22.479 --> 01:59:24.600 Jesus Christ, wrestling, May. 2357 01:59:24.560 --> 01:59:27.840 Left, and she was choking me and then the two 2358 01:59:27.920 --> 01:59:31.479 of them her milani Ki team jobs on Wendy. You 2359 01:59:31.640 --> 01:59:34.720 tell me we are the double team tried to get 2360 01:59:34.760 --> 01:59:35.119 the nail. 2361 01:59:35.640 --> 01:59:36.319 Okay, now we do. 2362 01:59:36.399 --> 01:59:39.279 You let me just very quickly point out Mulla made 2363 01:59:39.319 --> 01:59:41.840 no bones about the fact that she contends you have 2364 01:59:42.079 --> 01:59:45.279 interfered in previous title defenses for this lady. 2365 01:59:45.960 --> 01:59:48.159 Listen, Mula always interferes. 2366 01:59:48.600 --> 01:59:52.399 Mulla interfered when she choked me and then she double 2367 01:59:52.479 --> 01:59:53.279 teams Wendy with. 2368 01:59:53.399 --> 01:59:56.199 Lani Kai and that's how they got the built because that's. 2369 01:59:56.079 --> 01:59:59.760 The only got proof to the Mulla interfered. We got proof. 2370 02:00:00.199 --> 02:00:02.520 I thank you fans, it's upcoming. Let's go back to 2371 02:00:02.520 --> 02:00:05.479 the ringside riffling raffling. 2372 02:00:06.680 --> 02:00:08.439 Man, they really let What did Richter say A lot? 2373 02:00:08.560 --> 02:00:08.920 Don't they? 2374 02:00:09.239 --> 02:00:09.439 Oh? 2375 02:00:09.680 --> 02:00:14.159 Man, she sucks. We got proof too. We got proof too. 2376 02:00:15.479 --> 02:00:17.560 Would you like I got a monkey in my pocke? 2377 02:00:17.560 --> 02:00:22.960 Would you like fries with the water burger? No, I 2378 02:00:23.039 --> 02:00:25.239 said that. I'm perfose. You imagine if you had access 2379 02:00:25.359 --> 02:00:27.920 right now? Oh, what do you get? 2380 02:00:28.920 --> 02:00:44.760 It's a la fan wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast that 2381 02:00:44.920 --> 02:00:48.359 knows the boys need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan. 2382 02:01:03.079 --> 02:01:07.439 He's a lapsed fan wrestling podcast with Jack and and 2383 02:01:07.600 --> 02:01:08.399 JP Soro. 2384 02:01:09.359 --> 02:01:09.479 Oh. 2385 02:01:09.600 --> 02:01:12.720 I just get you know, because it's because I don't 2386 02:01:12.720 --> 02:01:15.039 get it that often. I just get their main whatever, 2387 02:01:15.119 --> 02:01:18.920 the main one is, honestly, because because I don't I'm not. 2388 02:01:19.199 --> 02:01:22.600 You know, it's not something that's up here. I I'm nervous. 2389 02:01:22.760 --> 02:01:24.600 I don't want to. I don't want my what Burger 2390 02:01:24.640 --> 02:01:26.960 experience to be ruined. So if I if that's the 2391 02:01:27.039 --> 02:01:29.199 only time I'm going to have it in a trip 2392 02:01:29.319 --> 02:01:31.840 down to wherever it's available, I can only get the 2393 02:01:31.920 --> 02:01:34.359 regular one, because that's what I need to feel, that 2394 02:01:35.520 --> 02:01:38.640 layers that you're biting through, you know. Yeah, absolutely, yes, 2395 02:01:38.760 --> 02:01:42.039 Oh it's glorious. So, uh what a burger? 2396 02:01:42.560 --> 02:01:45.079 Dave Wolf is standing there too, God help us. Oh yeah, 2397 02:01:46.640 --> 02:01:48.199 definitely the guy I think you would be a fan of. 2398 02:01:48.840 --> 02:01:52.800 Oh, just like you know a guy. You know, he's 2399 02:01:52.880 --> 02:01:55.760 a guy who grew his hair out because he thinks 2400 02:01:55.880 --> 02:01:58.520 it looks cool, not because it's like something that he 2401 02:01:58.640 --> 02:02:00.520 actually was like you know what, I I'm kind of 2402 02:02:00.520 --> 02:02:03.119 feeling this. It's like, wait a minute, this is what's cool, 2403 02:02:03.680 --> 02:02:05.399 this is what rock stars. This is what I'm going 2404 02:02:05.479 --> 02:02:08.840 to do so I look cool, right, you know, it's 2405 02:02:08.880 --> 02:02:11.359 not it was not an organic choice. It was it 2406 02:02:11.520 --> 02:02:14.640 was a strategized choice for him to do that. 2407 02:02:15.039 --> 02:02:17.600 And I'm not suggesting I'm not suggesting he did anything 2408 02:02:17.640 --> 02:02:20.560 on tooward, but for some reason, whenever I see him 2409 02:02:20.560 --> 02:02:22.000 in frame with Cindy Lauper, and I think they were 2410 02:02:22.079 --> 02:02:22.920 boyfriend and girlfriend. 2411 02:02:22.920 --> 02:02:24.600 I think they were. Yeah, they were dating, Yeah, did 2412 02:02:24.640 --> 02:02:24.880 they did. 2413 02:02:25.039 --> 02:02:27.199 He was also a manager essentially, and a big wrestling 2414 02:02:27.239 --> 02:02:29.039 fan and a big He was really the catalyst for this. 2415 02:02:29.479 --> 02:02:32.000 He was the one who like understood wrestling well enough 2416 02:02:32.039 --> 02:02:34.479 to figure how Cindy Lapper could fit in. Cindey Lapper 2417 02:02:34.520 --> 02:02:36.800 while she was friendly with Loue Albano, having had that 2418 02:02:36.880 --> 02:02:39.560 chance encounter with him on the plane to Puerto Rico. 2419 02:02:39.560 --> 02:02:41.359 As we've talked about before, it's like she was a 2420 02:02:41.439 --> 02:02:43.439 huge wrestling fan, but it's Dave Wolf who could see 2421 02:02:43.439 --> 02:02:45.640 how she could fit in as a manager and and 2422 02:02:45.960 --> 02:02:48.600 what wrestling was to forward, you know, certain feuds and 2423 02:02:48.680 --> 02:02:51.600 things as a corner woman. Anyway, when I see Dave 2424 02:02:51.640 --> 02:02:53.800 Wolf with Cindey Lauper, I always see the guy that 2425 02:02:53.960 --> 02:02:56.960 slaps jen A across the face and Forrest Gump, you 2426 02:02:57.000 --> 02:02:58.640 know what I mean, that kind of guy, like for 2427 02:02:58.760 --> 02:03:00.600 some reason, like why is this guy. 2428 02:03:00.520 --> 02:03:02.680 In control of all these people? You know, why is 2429 02:03:02.720 --> 02:03:05.359 this the guy? Somehow? Somehow this is the guy. This 2430 02:03:05.479 --> 02:03:07.960 is this is the this is the boss, right for 2431 02:03:08.119 --> 02:03:11.359 some reason, like some someone. This guy looketed himself to 2432 02:03:11.399 --> 02:03:14.840 be bossed, and everyone else said, oh, okay, this makes sense. 2433 02:03:14.720 --> 02:03:17.000 Because nobody else has any ability to be the boss themselves, 2434 02:03:17.039 --> 02:03:18.880 so they just let him be it. I should have 2435 02:03:18.960 --> 02:03:23.039 known it was gonna be nothing but a bullshit hassle. Yes, tremendous, 2436 02:03:23.640 --> 02:03:26.760 so uh Laper says, yeah, Mulla always into fias. 2437 02:03:26.800 --> 02:03:27.319 We heard all that. 2438 02:03:27.439 --> 02:03:29.520 Okay, Fink announces this one is for the World Rusting 2439 02:03:29.560 --> 02:03:31.079 Federation Ladies Championship. 2440 02:03:31.439 --> 02:03:33.359 That's right, not the women's yet they're not women's there 2441 02:03:33.439 --> 02:03:35.359 they have to be ladies. Women had you to evolve 2442 02:03:35.439 --> 02:03:38.600 and ww that's true exactly. With her hand behind her hair, 2443 02:03:38.720 --> 02:03:40.479 you know she used to do that. She picture it 2444 02:03:40.560 --> 02:03:42.039 right now, I know, I know, because she's like trying 2445 02:03:42.079 --> 02:03:43.399 to be like a pin up model and it's just 2446 02:03:43.520 --> 02:03:47.680 like so annoying. She's so grotesque she is, you know, 2447 02:03:47.840 --> 02:03:50.119 I don't know, she's just vile. 2448 02:03:50.479 --> 02:03:50.600 You know. 2449 02:03:50.800 --> 02:03:56.800 The funny thing about Mula. The funny thing about Mula 2450 02:03:57.000 --> 02:03:59.079 is that she looked the same until the day she died. 2451 02:03:59.159 --> 02:04:02.239 Like she looked the same from eighty five until like 2452 02:04:02.359 --> 02:04:05.119 even a WrestleMania twenty She looked the fucking thing a generation. 2453 02:04:05.279 --> 02:04:08.279 Where man, when what her old tough broad turned forty, 2454 02:04:08.479 --> 02:04:10.760 she looked like, you know, she looked like she was 2455 02:04:10.800 --> 02:04:12.640 forty when she was twenty eight, you know what I mean? Yeah, 2456 02:04:12.680 --> 02:04:15.039 exactly like you always her liked unless she was really 2457 02:04:15.119 --> 02:04:15.680 a young woman. 2458 02:04:16.479 --> 02:04:18.359 Yeah, I mean, I don't know what she looked like 2459 02:04:18.399 --> 02:04:21.520 when she was young, but like she's just like I 2460 02:04:21.720 --> 02:04:24.159 I want, I want to stay as far away from 2461 02:04:24.159 --> 02:04:27.880 her as possible, right exactly, I just I I I 2462 02:04:28.840 --> 02:04:31.840 don't feel safe watching her on television. Just the smell 2463 02:04:31.880 --> 02:04:33.399 of what she has to put on her hair, her 2464 02:04:33.479 --> 02:04:36.000 hair to keep it like that, to keep it that stiff. 2465 02:04:36.520 --> 02:04:39.199 And then she like walks around with her fucking yeah 2466 02:04:39.319 --> 02:04:42.039 like she's this fucking, like I said, a pinup model, 2467 02:04:42.079 --> 02:04:44.960 and she's got her grandma tits all over the place, 2468 02:04:45.079 --> 02:04:47.159 like just in a bowl of hard candies in her 2469 02:04:47.399 --> 02:04:49.680 oh oh yeah, oh my god. You know, you know, 2470 02:04:49.840 --> 02:04:54.359 damn Well, whenever she's like whenever she's like scouting a 2471 02:04:54.439 --> 02:04:58.479 new a new prospect, she's like just crunching on that 2472 02:04:58.640 --> 02:05:02.199 hard candy gross, like the strawberry ones that everyone used 2473 02:05:02.199 --> 02:05:03.760 to have, but no one knew where they came from, 2474 02:05:04.279 --> 02:05:06.720 I know, and no one like it's like you only 2475 02:05:06.960 --> 02:05:10.079 ate it because there was nothing else in the fucking bowl. 2476 02:05:10.199 --> 02:05:12.319 Like you just had these stupid strawberry candies and for 2477 02:05:12.439 --> 02:05:15.680 some reason, this is what grandparents thought kids wanted to eat. 2478 02:05:15.720 --> 02:05:20.039 She had those lozenges that look like red like robotuscin pills. 2479 02:05:20.239 --> 02:05:24.079 Yep, yep. She's just like crunching on it as she's 2480 02:05:24.119 --> 02:05:26.960 like looking at this person, this woman, like she's like 2481 02:05:27.119 --> 02:05:29.760 just eyeing her up and down, figuring out what she 2482 02:05:29.840 --> 02:05:32.359 can do with her, and just go so good, Oh 2483 02:05:32.439 --> 02:05:37.119 my god. Oh so. 2484 02:05:39.680 --> 02:05:43.000 The music they picked for her, it wasn't actually the 2485 02:05:43.039 --> 02:05:45.000 Wind the Cidney Lauper thing. It almost sounds like a 2486 02:05:45.399 --> 02:05:47.359 mysterious Ways by You tube or something. I don't know 2487 02:05:47.399 --> 02:05:50.159 what they're going for, but Laper comes storming out. 2488 02:05:50.159 --> 02:05:52.880 And basically they're going for anything that can replace the 2489 02:05:52.960 --> 02:05:54.760 fucking music on the actual tape. 2490 02:05:55.119 --> 02:05:57.319 And Cydney Lapper is holding onto her hat for dear 2491 02:05:57.399 --> 02:05:58.960 life as she makes her way down the sileway and 2492 02:05:59.000 --> 02:06:00.199 people are reaching the grab. 2493 02:06:00.560 --> 02:06:02.399 And then someone does grab it, and like she has 2494 02:06:02.439 --> 02:06:04.039 to fight for it. Yep, yep. 2495 02:06:04.119 --> 02:06:06.079 She finally takes the hat off because she almost loses 2496 02:06:06.079 --> 02:06:08.239 the damn thing. But the hat is under siege from 2497 02:06:08.239 --> 02:06:12.600 the moment she gets in there. Loopper, Yeah, Blopper's in 2498 02:06:12.640 --> 02:06:15.439 there trying to pretend she's gonna hold the ropes open 2499 02:06:15.520 --> 02:06:18.760 for City Lapper, but she just doesn't for us, Wendy Richter, 2500 02:06:18.800 --> 02:06:19.439 but she just doesn't. 2501 02:06:19.520 --> 02:06:24.079 Yeah, so then we have I mean she could I 2502 02:06:24.079 --> 02:06:26.600 don't mean she could could do that. No, probably she's 2503 02:06:26.720 --> 02:06:28.279 gravy how to do it? Right? I know, it's like 2504 02:06:28.359 --> 02:06:30.239 something you like go to do when you're like, holy shit, 2505 02:06:31.479 --> 02:06:33.319 Oh no, you know what, I'm not going to do this. Sorry. 2506 02:06:33.880 --> 02:06:38.039 The referee has been handed a proclamation on yellow parchment paper. 2507 02:06:38.279 --> 02:06:43.199 As the think, well it basically think is handed a 2508 02:06:43.239 --> 02:06:44.520 fucking medieval scroll. 2509 02:06:45.279 --> 02:06:47.920 It looks like, ladies and gentlemen, May I have your 2510 02:06:48.000 --> 02:06:51.279 attention please, as in my hand, I have a very 2511 02:06:51.520 --> 02:06:52.800 important announcement. 2512 02:06:53.199 --> 02:06:56.640 Why are you shouting? Right? Stop shouting? We're right. You 2513 02:06:56.680 --> 02:06:58.079 have a microphone for fuck's sake. 2514 02:07:00.199 --> 02:07:07.199 Hereby acknowledged that the World Wrestling Parish has decreed that, 2515 02:07:07.520 --> 02:07:15.319 due to flagrant and repeated interference from outside the ring, Miss. 2516 02:07:17.640 --> 02:07:19.199 Has been banned. 2517 02:07:19.319 --> 02:07:23.960 From the floor during the Ring Championship match. 2518 02:07:25.319 --> 02:07:27.359 Miss Lapper will have to. 2519 02:07:27.479 --> 02:07:32.079 Leave the floor area immediately. 2520 02:07:34.079 --> 02:07:37.560 Awesome. Oh fucking finkle. 2521 02:07:37.800 --> 02:07:41.560 They stand by the stipulation and and it works. It 2522 02:07:41.640 --> 02:07:43.560 makes for a really really dramatic finish in a lot 2523 02:07:43.600 --> 02:07:43.920 of ways. 2524 02:07:44.000 --> 02:07:47.399 So does Yeah, it does get She sits back like 2525 02:07:47.479 --> 02:07:49.760 she's in the you know, like she's in what they 2526 02:07:49.840 --> 02:07:52.119 call video village when you're making them, when you when 2527 02:07:52.119 --> 02:07:53.760 you're on set for something, you know, they have a 2528 02:07:54.359 --> 02:07:56.680 separate area where they've got all the video monitors up 2529 02:07:56.720 --> 02:07:59.920 so that people who, you know, producers and whatever can 2530 02:08:00.159 --> 02:08:03.600 watch what's going on without having to be in on set, 2531 02:08:04.239 --> 02:08:08.680 you know themselves. Village. Yeah, they call it video village. 2532 02:08:08.680 --> 02:08:09.840 At least they used to. I don't know if they 2533 02:08:09.880 --> 02:08:12.439 still do it anymore, but I'm that's why I always 2534 02:08:12.439 --> 02:08:13.079 heard the term. 2535 02:08:13.159 --> 02:08:15.359 So Cindi Lauper stumps her way up to video village. 2536 02:08:15.359 --> 02:08:17.800 Miss Lapper will have to leave the floor immediately. They say, 2537 02:08:18.159 --> 02:08:21.319 Mulla's arms up and fucking victory and the granny tits 2538 02:08:21.359 --> 02:08:24.960 are there and everything. Opper skulks off, and Vince says, 2539 02:08:25.159 --> 02:08:26.880 she's a professional, and I'm sure she'll abide by the 2540 02:08:26.920 --> 02:08:28.800 World Rustling Federation ruling they go to. 2541 02:08:28.960 --> 02:08:30.800 I mean, I mean, I mean, think about think about 2542 02:08:30.880 --> 02:08:37.399 all the men that Mulla dominated, all right, Like she 2543 02:08:37.720 --> 02:08:42.880 just destroyed them. Yeah, really all right, like like like honestly, 2544 02:08:44.239 --> 02:08:47.640 it's like it's like her pussy was a fucking lion, 2545 02:08:48.359 --> 02:08:54.600 all right in leopard prints. Start sure, just fucking devouring 2546 02:08:54.720 --> 02:09:00.640 men with that thing, right, that's fucking mula. I mean, 2547 02:09:02.199 --> 02:09:04.680 she didn't not know how to make sure she was satisfied. 2548 02:09:04.760 --> 02:09:08.439 Oh listen, And it didn't matter if the if the guy, 2549 02:09:08.560 --> 02:09:12.640 if the gentleman was satisfied. Do you right, that's just it, 2550 02:09:12.920 --> 02:09:15.920 you know, when she's satisfied, she's done. Get the fuck 2551 02:09:16.000 --> 02:09:16.560 away from me. 2552 02:09:17.159 --> 02:09:19.640 Yeah, if he finished, she'd say, you're pathetic, she'd say to. 2553 02:09:19.680 --> 02:09:23.800 Him, exactly, Oh my god, exactly she yeah, if he 2554 02:09:24.199 --> 02:09:27.399 especially if he finished before she did, she would just 2555 02:09:27.520 --> 02:09:30.000 kick him out of the fucking apartment, her house. And 2556 02:09:30.119 --> 02:09:33.079 she just fucking finished herself off. Get the fuck out 2557 02:09:33.119 --> 02:09:37.680 of it. Why doesn't why don't people talk, bitch, Why 2558 02:09:37.760 --> 02:09:40.600 don't people talk about this? I know exactly, like a 2559 02:09:40.720 --> 02:09:43.359 huge part of the story, right, I mean, listen, she 2560 02:09:43.520 --> 02:09:47.039 was a dominant She was a dominant woman. She was abusive, obviously, 2561 02:09:47.159 --> 02:09:48.920 but she was a dominant woman and she was not 2562 02:09:49.119 --> 02:09:51.840 gonna she was not gonna stand by and let some 2563 02:09:52.119 --> 02:09:54.279 fucking ass clown finish when she doesn't. 2564 02:09:54.479 --> 02:09:57.880 I think you know that has revolutionary and inspirationals. Her 2565 02:09:57.920 --> 02:10:00.600 story was I think you know what a The bravest 2566 02:10:00.680 --> 02:10:03.720 thing she ever did was by a sibyon and righties. 2567 02:10:06.760 --> 02:10:22.399 A picture her face, oh no, with with another fucking 2568 02:10:22.600 --> 02:10:25.119 glass of sweet tea on the bedside table. 2569 02:10:25.439 --> 02:10:29.079 I mean, is that three lillion? This afternoon she's got 2570 02:10:29.239 --> 02:10:37.640 she's holy on and it's like fucking splattering everywhere. Yeah, 2571 02:10:40.479 --> 02:10:47.399 she starts her day, her butt ass naked, naked. That's hilarious. 2572 02:10:55.199 --> 02:10:58.800 And listen, she lets it fucking she puts it all right, 2573 02:10:59.000 --> 02:11:01.960 she cranks it up to fucking ten, all right, and 2574 02:11:02.119 --> 02:11:05.880 she's gonna go for a half hour, no question, gonna 2575 02:11:05.960 --> 02:11:07.800 go for it, all right. I thought he's gonna say 2576 02:11:07.880 --> 02:11:12.640 she's gonna go for it. He's gonna go for it, 2577 02:11:12.920 --> 02:11:15.279 and she's gonna hang in there for a half hour. 2578 02:11:15.640 --> 02:11:20.319 When she's done, that fucking stiff ass dry hair is sopping. 2579 02:11:20.439 --> 02:11:30.439 Oh god, what she just mat it down? Yeah, funny, 2580 02:11:31.880 --> 02:11:37.520 It's pretty funny, isn't it. She's on and he's like, 2581 02:11:37.640 --> 02:11:44.960 so I understand I bought mullah, so do I don't 2582 02:11:45.039 --> 02:11:50.319 understand something. You body a sibyan. Is that tru right 2583 02:11:50.640 --> 02:11:53.279 word gets out that she bought it even before she 2584 02:11:53.600 --> 02:11:56.119 gets the thing to the house. I heard you order 2585 02:11:56.159 --> 02:12:00.640 on the Amazon. Is that correct? Yes, Vance Dad is correct. 2586 02:12:01.479 --> 02:12:05.199 I see, I see. This is very exciting. I just 2587 02:12:05.239 --> 02:12:07.079 want to let you know that it's very, very exciting. 2588 02:12:08.640 --> 02:12:11.920 I would like to be involved with us, like she 2589 02:12:12.000 --> 02:12:18.720 started a company. She's taking investors. I would like to 2590 02:12:18.760 --> 02:12:23.479 put in twenty percent in your sy that's funny, Advance, 2591 02:12:23.479 --> 02:12:28.520 because I don't want to put into it. Because here's 2592 02:12:28.520 --> 02:12:31.159 the thing too. I only picture her from the from 2593 02:12:31.199 --> 02:12:38.680 the back. Baby, it's from the back, and like can 2594 02:12:38.800 --> 02:12:40.880 you see her face or anything. It's just a fucking 2595 02:12:41.000 --> 02:12:46.439 like you know, lift ah, this is fucking vibrating, a 2596 02:12:46.600 --> 02:12:52.319 fucking glass in her hand, sweet tea, going all over 2597 02:12:52.399 --> 02:12:57.079 the place, almost fucking almost causing like an electrical fire. 2598 02:12:57.159 --> 02:13:02.800 For Fox's sakes. That so reminds me remember tom and 2599 02:13:02.880 --> 02:13:04.920 you know, the Mayor Bosch and my Obama. 2600 02:13:05.880 --> 02:13:07.800 I always had this thing like he's gonna get it, 2601 02:13:07.880 --> 02:13:10.520 He's gonna get into shape, you know, because cardiologist says, Tommy, 2602 02:13:10.560 --> 02:13:13.159 you know, you really need to stop eating food you 2603 02:13:13.359 --> 02:13:16.359 enjoy you're a man of a certain age, it's time 2604 02:13:16.439 --> 02:13:17.880 to no longer eat food you like. 2605 02:13:18.439 --> 02:13:22.199 And so he's and he's trying to take totato like 2606 02:13:22.720 --> 02:13:24.119 meals of came. That's all. 2607 02:13:24.199 --> 02:13:27.960 It is, like a meat potatoes guy pasta glen gonna 2608 02:13:27.960 --> 02:13:31.279 go to go into the grave eating, you know, skipping 2609 02:13:31.399 --> 02:13:35.319 breakfast and having sound coffin with potato in his mouth. 2610 02:13:38.880 --> 02:13:40.199 Well, that has nothing to do with the rest of them. 2611 02:13:42.279 --> 02:13:44.960 So, but I always had this thing of like, oh god, 2612 02:13:45.079 --> 02:13:47.039 Tommy's got to get in shape, and so like one 2613 02:13:47.079 --> 02:13:49.439 of his deputies, buy is like a stare like a 2614 02:13:49.600 --> 02:13:54.279 StairMaster up an elliptical, the running machine. 2615 02:13:54.279 --> 02:13:55.119 What do you call those things? 2616 02:13:55.680 --> 02:13:55.800 Uh? 2617 02:13:56.880 --> 02:14:00.640 Oh my god, ellipticals when you step up right with 2618 02:14:00.720 --> 02:14:04.000 the fucking is like the is like the yeah, and 2619 02:14:04.079 --> 02:14:07.319 the cross country skiing type thing like a peloton one 2620 02:14:07.319 --> 02:14:10.680 of those, right, but that's an exercise bike. Fucking what 2621 02:14:10.760 --> 02:14:11.159 are those things? 2622 02:14:12.239 --> 02:14:14.119 Oh my god, Oh my god, oh my god. 2623 02:14:14.720 --> 02:14:15.439 This is this is it. 2624 02:14:15.640 --> 02:14:17.199 This is this is the end of life right here, 2625 02:14:17.840 --> 02:14:18.239 all right. 2626 02:14:18.239 --> 02:14:22.560 This is this is me googling exercise running machine, treadmill. 2627 02:14:23.920 --> 02:14:27.720 Fucking hell, I'll tell you man, that's it. You hit 2628 02:14:27.840 --> 02:14:30.279 forty and that's what happens. Oh my, it just goes, 2629 02:14:30.439 --> 02:14:32.840 it all goes, it all goes. All right, it's gone, 2630 02:14:33.239 --> 02:14:34.479 so he has it's never coming back. 2631 02:14:34.560 --> 02:14:36.560 He has the doctor's appointment on the Friday and they 2632 02:14:36.600 --> 02:14:39.319 show all this Triglisser rides or whatever. So Monday he's 2633 02:14:39.359 --> 02:14:40.920 got to get a fucking he's got to have a 2634 02:14:41.000 --> 02:14:43.640 new routine, yeah, that he sticks to for you know, 2635 02:14:44.039 --> 02:14:45.000 a week and a half. 2636 02:14:45.640 --> 02:14:47.640 He six with for a week and a half and 2637 02:14:47.720 --> 02:14:49.279 then he picks it up again a week before he 2638 02:14:49.359 --> 02:14:51.399 has to go to the doctor again. And the doctor 2639 02:14:51.479 --> 02:14:53.520 is more than happy to be manipulated in that way. 2640 02:14:54.199 --> 02:14:54.600 Of course. 2641 02:14:54.720 --> 02:14:56.399 That's all the doctor really knows how to do is 2642 02:14:56.439 --> 02:14:57.239 tell you to diet. 2643 02:14:57.359 --> 02:15:00.760 That's the only fucking thing. Yeah, and you should die. 2644 02:15:01.039 --> 02:15:03.039 I tell you what would help an awful lot is 2645 02:15:03.039 --> 02:15:04.520 if he lost weight. You know, Doc, it's kind of 2646 02:15:04.520 --> 02:15:06.319 funny that's the only solution you have because you know 2647 02:15:06.399 --> 02:15:07.760 it's the only thing that's not going to happen. 2648 02:15:08.600 --> 02:15:09.720 So so. 2649 02:15:12.600 --> 02:15:16.159 I kind of think I could do your job, doc, honestly, Yeah, right, 2650 02:15:16.560 --> 02:15:18.520 I think I could get paid a lot of money 2651 02:15:18.600 --> 02:15:19.640 by just doing what you do. 2652 02:15:19.840 --> 02:15:21.760 You send the blood off for the levels and then 2653 02:15:21.760 --> 02:15:23.199 you just tell me to lose weight and then I 2654 02:15:23.319 --> 02:15:23.640 go home. 2655 02:15:24.319 --> 02:15:25.159 All right, great. 2656 02:15:25.600 --> 02:15:29.039 So so they get the treadmill, but they put it 2657 02:15:29.039 --> 02:15:30.880 in his office at City Hall because he's still so 2658 02:15:31.039 --> 02:15:33.640 busy that he's got there. He's so locked down in 2659 02:15:33.720 --> 02:15:37.199 his routine of you know, showering at the same time. Yeah, 2660 02:15:37.199 --> 02:15:39.920 you know, putting this suit on the dry cleaning is 2661 02:15:40.119 --> 02:15:42.800 you know, onlock as far as like the cycle and everything. 2662 02:15:42.880 --> 02:15:44.760 And he always has a suit and tis he's the 2663 02:15:44.800 --> 02:15:47.039 mayor for christ sakes, he's yeah, of course, he's always 2664 02:15:47.079 --> 02:15:48.760 He's been the mayor for so long. He's he's just 2665 02:15:48.880 --> 02:15:50.479 he's stuck in his ways, you know how Like Trump 2666 02:15:50.560 --> 02:15:53.399 still goes everywhere in a suit, Vince still goes everywhere 2667 02:15:53.439 --> 02:15:55.159 in a full suit. Like anyone needs to see this 2668 02:15:55.279 --> 02:15:58.880 kind of suit, you know, but it's like anyone's impressed, 2669 02:15:58.960 --> 02:16:01.279 right exactly like this is it's like nineteen eighty two 2670 02:16:01.399 --> 02:16:03.479 or something, and the only people he took seriously are 2671 02:16:03.520 --> 02:16:08.000 men in suits. And so here he comes and the 2672 02:16:08.079 --> 02:16:10.920 treadmill is now in his office and he's still got 2673 02:16:11.039 --> 02:16:14.880 to have his morning dunks of course. So my vision 2674 02:16:15.000 --> 02:16:20.800 is of Tom Andino in shirt sleeves with the tie 2675 02:16:20.880 --> 02:16:25.079 flipped over his shoulder, running on the treadmill in his 2676 02:16:25.239 --> 02:16:29.159 office with a medium regular in his hand. And it 2677 02:16:29.319 --> 02:16:31.399 is and he's sipping it while he runs because he 2678 02:16:31.399 --> 02:16:34.000 doesn't have time. He always has coffee during these hours, 2679 02:16:34.159 --> 02:16:34.719 between these. 2680 02:16:34.639 --> 02:16:36.799 Minutes, you know. And it's not even it's like a 2681 02:16:36.879 --> 02:16:40.399 light jaw exactly, of course it is. And this coffee 2682 02:16:40.399 --> 02:16:42.360 he's got a box of he's got a box of munchkins. 2683 02:16:42.399 --> 02:16:44.600 And then fuck, well he didn't telling you whate about that. Yeah, 2684 02:16:45.520 --> 02:16:49.399 this coffee is going everywhere. This is a discess. You 2685 02:16:49.600 --> 02:16:54.040 cannot sip hot coffee and jog on a fucking trail. 2686 02:16:54.719 --> 02:16:58.479 You cannot, And well you can, but you can't expect 2687 02:16:58.520 --> 02:17:01.920 to come out close. All right, Listen, it's all it's done, 2688 02:17:02.000 --> 02:17:04.040 like you have to. You better have a fucking he 2689 02:17:04.120 --> 02:17:07.680 better have like a whole closet, a whole wardrobe of shirts, 2690 02:17:08.159 --> 02:17:12.479 you know, to be ready to go right after fucking exercises. 2691 02:17:12.840 --> 02:17:14.440 Just picture of your body is shaking like it does 2692 02:17:14.479 --> 02:17:17.639 when you're doing the But I'll tell you, you know, 2693 02:17:17.799 --> 02:17:19.440 you know, you know what's gonna happen. You know what 2694 02:17:19.520 --> 02:17:22.959 you know what's kind of in right now is too 2695 02:17:23.799 --> 02:17:26.600 are these these desk treadmills, you know these, Yeah, you 2696 02:17:26.639 --> 02:17:29.639 can while you're where you work. Yeah, you put up 2697 02:17:29.680 --> 02:17:33.879 your fucking you have this elevated desk. My wife's one 2698 02:17:33.920 --> 02:17:35.559 of the one of the people my wife used to 2699 02:17:35.600 --> 02:17:37.079 work for. She used to do this all the time, 2700 02:17:38.000 --> 02:17:40.200 all all zoom calls. She would be on the fucking 2701 02:17:40.239 --> 02:17:43.280 treadmill with her desk up, and she'd be doing this ship. 2702 02:17:43.479 --> 02:17:45.399 You know, it's gonna be a mask. It just makes 2703 02:17:45.440 --> 02:17:49.280 me feel there's gonna be a mayor. Yes, okay, that 2704 02:17:49.479 --> 02:17:52.440 does that. That's how he fucking does business. He's gonna 2705 02:17:52.440 --> 02:17:55.959 be on the treadmill for fucking eight hours making deals 2706 02:17:56.120 --> 02:18:00.239 and making policy. Ah okay, I. 2707 02:18:00.360 --> 02:18:03.479 Mean it's wonderful. I mean just picture, you know, your 2708 02:18:03.520 --> 02:18:07.920 bodygulf on the treadmill like you're jogging, and then picture 2709 02:18:08.280 --> 02:18:11.879 you're trembling, sixty two year old hand trying to bring 2710 02:18:12.000 --> 02:18:20.040 a styrofoam coffee cup to your lips. Oh fuck, oh fuck, 2711 02:18:20.399 --> 02:18:22.680 fuck you hear this little small attempt to sip. 2712 02:18:26.000 --> 02:18:29.440 Yes, why are you doing this at the same time? 2713 02:18:29.879 --> 02:18:32.879 Because he's good, because you know, when you're trembling like that, 2714 02:18:33.000 --> 02:18:35.319 you can't fucking aim. You know, you get no aims. 2715 02:18:38.280 --> 02:18:42.559 It's fine, it's fine. He's getting he's finally taking control 2716 02:18:42.600 --> 02:18:45.520 of his health exactly. Listen, he's taking the initiative. You know, 2717 02:18:45.600 --> 02:18:46.520 he's being proactive. 2718 02:18:46.840 --> 02:18:49.959 He's spilling his coffee all over himself for his grandkid's sake. 2719 02:18:50.200 --> 02:18:56.239 And for the betterment of his life. Okay, he's bathing 2720 02:18:56.319 --> 02:19:00.200 himself in fucking dunks to make because his life needs 2721 02:19:00.200 --> 02:19:00.639 to be better. 2722 02:19:01.120 --> 02:19:03.559 You really need to reduce the stress on your heart. 2723 02:19:03.760 --> 02:19:05.440 You know, it's really getting to the point that we're 2724 02:19:05.479 --> 02:19:09.399 concerned now in the same vein. Can you exercise like 2725 02:19:09.440 --> 02:19:11.600 an Olympic rower on set heart? 2726 02:19:11.719 --> 02:19:18.799 Please? Wait a minute. He's gonna have like a fucking 2727 02:19:19.680 --> 02:19:22.399 like some kind of a neck tray, you know, around 2728 02:19:22.440 --> 02:19:28.000 his neck. He's rowing and so he's got shot because 2729 02:19:28.040 --> 02:19:32.799 he had jowls for days. A neck tray. How tremendous 2730 02:19:33.639 --> 02:19:38.399 of a notion as that. Let alone and lift your 2731 02:19:38.399 --> 02:19:46.239 head up and it just goes into your mouth. I 2732 02:19:46.479 --> 02:19:52.959 love that. It sounds like something that like people would 2733 02:19:52.959 --> 02:19:56.360 have started buying during COVID lockdown. Oh yeah, for sure, 2734 02:19:57.079 --> 02:20:00.440 to avoid to avoid any kind of hand you know tax, 2735 02:20:00.600 --> 02:20:04.280 you know, could you're please put my coffee on my neck? 2736 02:20:04.319 --> 02:20:07.719 Try place. God, you're putting my coffee on my neck right, 2737 02:20:09.040 --> 02:20:15.479 look at the crispy pad tie on that thing. Just 2738 02:20:15.559 --> 02:20:17.840 don't touch me, all right, just put on my neck 2739 02:20:17.879 --> 02:20:18.760 tray place, thank you. 2740 02:20:18.879 --> 02:20:21.600 They get door dash instructions. Is that he's dropping at 2741 02:20:21.639 --> 02:20:23.920 the door. You like, place it on the guy's neck tray. 2742 02:20:25.879 --> 02:20:27.600 And the neck tray like has like a forty inch 2743 02:20:27.879 --> 02:20:30.159 arm that goes out and bi pleated the door step 2744 02:20:30.239 --> 02:20:32.840 and retreats recoil that. 2745 02:20:34.520 --> 02:20:36.600 Put it on my neck tray. Of course, all the 2746 02:20:36.639 --> 02:20:39.319 people who buy the neck tray are like the most cranky, 2747 02:20:39.600 --> 02:20:43.520 fucking senior citizens you'll ever meet, you know, Oh my god, 2748 02:20:45.680 --> 02:20:48.639 they're so cantangerous, they're so distrustful of others that they 2749 02:20:48.719 --> 02:20:55.840 need this fucking ray. That's good stuff. Anyway, what was 2750 02:20:56.040 --> 02:20:59.920 talking about? What was the episode of Mulam Sibion fucking 2751 02:21:00.079 --> 02:21:06.559 bit fucking getting hammering herself, taking it, getting it done 2752 02:21:07.159 --> 02:21:09.159 just I mean, she gets off the thing and collapses 2753 02:21:09.479 --> 02:21:11.520 like a bit like a baby dough that has yet 2754 02:21:11.559 --> 02:21:14.399 to get just think about, like, you know, her her 2755 02:21:14.479 --> 02:21:15.600 legs are fucking yellow. 2756 02:21:15.719 --> 02:21:21.239 After that, she goes dog just like she's like fucking 2757 02:21:21.479 --> 02:21:27.280 Daniel Stern. After it gets electrocuted in part two at 2758 02:21:27.319 --> 02:21:34.040 the end, though, disgusting. 2759 02:21:38.559 --> 02:21:47.680 That I wasn't ready for that at all? How did 2760 02:21:47.719 --> 02:21:51.799 you have that one ready? Just something to put it 2761 02:21:51.920 --> 02:22:09.920 in another snop? It's Saturday Nights mad, and of that 2762 02:22:10.520 --> 02:22:12.200 guy going. 2763 02:22:12.000 --> 02:22:12.200 To be. 2764 02:22:13.840 --> 02:22:26.799 Wrestling fans doing my smooth smooth. 2765 02:22:25.719 --> 02:22:30.719 Such I was after us, I was after rears. 2766 02:22:34.559 --> 02:22:34.760 Down. 2767 02:22:38.799 --> 02:22:54.239 You're getting that ass, Larry? How you doing is that 2768 02:22:55.520 --> 02:23:01.719 you still? I'm stilling you. I know how you do it? 2769 02:23:01.879 --> 02:23:13.200 You go, oh, have a symbian noise in there? Do 2770 02:23:13.319 --> 02:23:20.159 you wish Google good luck? Ever? Looking at her the 2771 02:23:20.200 --> 02:23:24.840 same again? Look at Lula ever again? So what is 2772 02:23:24.879 --> 02:23:32.600 Wendy Rick? This guy? Olk said that? 2773 02:23:33.840 --> 02:23:36.280 He said, the same guy that just wrestled Bob Orton 2774 02:23:36.360 --> 02:23:39.959 and revolutionized Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night's. 2775 02:23:41.959 --> 02:23:45.239 That's him. Same guy, Yeah, same guy web. 2776 02:23:45.840 --> 02:23:47.920 So, when Wendy Rictor was asked by Danny Burke Holder 2777 02:23:47.959 --> 02:23:51.000 for that aforementioned oral history piece about this night, she goes, 2778 02:23:51.319 --> 02:23:53.360 I had Mola stabbing me in the back the whole 2779 02:23:53.399 --> 02:23:56.319 time I was there. They had me wrestle her over 2780 02:23:56.360 --> 02:23:58.520 and over again for like a year. Everywhere the matches 2781 02:23:58.520 --> 02:24:00.559 were not good, and I was getting her all the time, 2782 02:24:00.639 --> 02:24:03.159 so my memories are more like nightmares. When I did 2783 02:24:03.280 --> 02:24:06.079 leave from there, it was time I had to go, amazing, 2784 02:24:06.600 --> 02:24:08.920 say as she came out to she bought by Cindy Lauper, 2785 02:24:09.079 --> 02:24:11.319 though not on the peacock version. And it's Wendy Richter 2786 02:24:11.440 --> 02:24:14.639 versus the Fabulous Mula for the WWF Ladies Championship here 2787 02:24:14.920 --> 02:24:17.920 on Saturday Night's main event. Mulla quickly rakes the eyes 2788 02:24:17.959 --> 02:24:20.399 as Wendy Richer pursues her, and Wendy Richer drops to 2789 02:24:20.479 --> 02:24:23.040 the canvas. Fabulous Mulla keeps sneaking in rakes from the 2790 02:24:23.040 --> 02:24:25.680 front headlock position and some hair poles as well. Mulla 2791 02:24:25.719 --> 02:24:28.479 then adjusts her breasts and Vince says, oh what you doing? 2792 02:24:29.760 --> 02:24:33.680 Oh well, I say, Jesse's a little jaman of the 2793 02:24:34.600 --> 02:24:38.680 chest area of the of the female anatomy pectoralis majors. 2794 02:24:39.920 --> 02:24:44.840 Those are major pectoralysis, Jess the pectoralities of the female embodiment. 2795 02:24:45.840 --> 02:24:48.559 Jesse's not quite short what she's doing? So Fabulous Mulla 2796 02:24:48.559 --> 02:24:50.280 puts Wendy Richtor on the top rope and yanks, are 2797 02:24:50.280 --> 02:24:52.920 you saying she's touching your titch? McMahon right, come right 2798 02:24:52.959 --> 02:24:58.760 out and say it. What's your problem. Are you a bitch? 2799 02:24:59.040 --> 02:25:04.360 Right? Are you a chauvinist? Do you not believe in 2800 02:25:04.479 --> 02:25:05.479 female equality? 2801 02:25:05.680 --> 02:25:05.799 Right? 2802 02:25:06.280 --> 02:25:08.360 You're not showing it right now? Why does she have 2803 02:25:08.520 --> 02:25:11.920 to worry about her chest being visible when men don't 2804 02:25:11.959 --> 02:25:13.840 have to worry about the same thing. They come out here. 2805 02:25:14.000 --> 02:25:16.639 I take my tits out all the time. How come 2806 02:25:16.760 --> 02:25:19.360 Mula can't take hers out if she wants to, just 2807 02:25:19.479 --> 02:25:24.559 because she has mammary glands, just because she feeds babies 2808 02:25:24.639 --> 02:25:25.200 off of those. 2809 02:25:26.200 --> 02:25:29.280 Hah hah huh. 2810 02:25:30.319 --> 02:25:34.120 I have heard nothing to say, Jess. So fabulous Muller 2811 02:25:34.120 --> 02:25:35.879 puts Winter writ on the top rope and yanks back 2812 02:25:35.959 --> 02:25:36.479 on her, and then. 2813 02:25:37.680 --> 02:25:48.000 They're very good. You're making fun of Mulla's enchiladas. 2814 02:25:52.360 --> 02:25:52.920 I see. 2815 02:25:57.360 --> 02:25:57.959 Torvendous. 2816 02:25:58.760 --> 02:26:01.559 So when director gets tossed tough, the ropes over to 2817 02:26:01.600 --> 02:26:04.559 the table area and they all kind of go for cover. 2818 02:26:04.719 --> 02:26:06.920 Dave Wolf comes over as Fabulous Mulla does the bicep 2819 02:26:06.959 --> 02:26:10.559 flex and they show Cindy getting up at her perch 2820 02:26:10.639 --> 02:26:12.319 there at the end of the aisleway, and Vince for 2821 02:26:12.399 --> 02:26:13.239 some reason. 2822 02:26:13.239 --> 02:26:14.000 Says hello there. 2823 02:26:14.399 --> 02:26:18.760 When they show Sidney Laupper, Fabulous Mulla keeping kicking Wendy 2824 02:26:18.840 --> 02:26:20.760 Rictor to stop her from re entering the ring and 2825 02:26:20.879 --> 02:26:24.760 then wait, wolf is allowed to be at fucking ringside? Yes, 2826 02:26:25.959 --> 02:26:28.159 Fabus Mulla shouts, day, you know, well that's what she wanted. 2827 02:26:28.639 --> 02:26:31.920 Fabulous Mulla sodded proclamation that said Cindy Lapper in particular 2828 02:26:32.079 --> 02:26:34.200 was banned from ring. Sign so she was the one 2829 02:26:34.239 --> 02:26:35.760 that hit her over the head with a loaded purse 2830 02:26:35.799 --> 02:26:39.319 in the garden. So a fabous Mulla shouts down to 2831 02:26:39.479 --> 02:26:43.040 Lapper from the ring down the aisleway, and Wendy Richter 2832 02:26:43.120 --> 02:26:44.760 then takes that opportunity to hit her with a drop 2833 02:26:44.840 --> 02:26:47.280 kick from behind and that sends Fabulous Mulla up and 2834 02:26:47.319 --> 02:26:49.639 over the top ropes down onto the concrete when director 2835 02:26:49.639 --> 02:26:51.079 goes out with a big right hand and Jesse says, 2836 02:26:51.120 --> 02:26:53.399 big mistake from fabulous Mulla there taking a rye off 2837 02:26:53.440 --> 02:26:56.879 the ball as Wendy Ricchtor loads Mulla back end of 2838 02:26:56.920 --> 02:26:58.760 the ring, cut off of an iriship in a backdrop 2839 02:26:58.840 --> 02:27:03.680 by Mulla as Vince calls her the Mullah one count. 2840 02:27:03.760 --> 02:27:06.040 Vince says, not much of a cover there as Fabulus 2841 02:27:06.079 --> 02:27:08.399 Mulla's pounding and scratching and head butting on her knees. 2842 02:27:08.799 --> 02:27:12.360 Wendy Rictor then comes up and hits her. I don't 2843 02:27:12.360 --> 02:27:15.239 know if she's something to the foot called a kick 2844 02:27:15.280 --> 02:27:17.280 to the chest by Vince. I don't know exactly what 2845 02:27:17.360 --> 02:27:19.360 she did. She kind of just nudged over her foot. 2846 02:27:20.200 --> 02:27:22.440 Then fabulous Mulla to her knees on the ropes and 2847 02:27:22.520 --> 02:27:27.440 grabs the top rope by Wendy Richtor. But Wendy Richter 2848 02:27:27.520 --> 02:27:29.760 can lift her and dump her. That'll hurt, Vince says. 2849 02:27:30.040 --> 02:27:34.000 Whatever she does, she does it again, and Mulla's back 2850 02:27:34.079 --> 02:27:36.200 is to the canvas cover like gets a one count. 2851 02:27:36.520 --> 02:27:37.520 It's just it's it's a mess. 2852 02:27:37.600 --> 02:27:42.280 It's not great. No, no, it's it's it's awful. It's 2853 02:27:42.319 --> 02:27:44.079 not even not great, it's just dreadful. 2854 02:27:45.639 --> 02:27:49.120 Mulla kicking out at one is always hilarious. Uh, back up, 2855 02:27:49.159 --> 02:27:52.479 Mulla jabs the gut, throws a chop of course, goes 2856 02:27:52.520 --> 02:27:55.159 across the top rope and yanks her backwards again. She 2857 02:27:55.239 --> 02:27:56.639 just kind of puts her throat on the top rope 2858 02:27:56.680 --> 02:28:00.239 and pulls back on the rope. So many shady people 2859 02:28:00.280 --> 02:28:02.959 at ringside, man, so many guys in the front row 2860 02:28:03.040 --> 02:28:06.040 with like sunglasses on inside. I don't want to know, yep, 2861 02:28:06.159 --> 02:28:06.879 I don't want to know. 2862 02:28:07.360 --> 02:28:11.319 Come on, they're just they're loving what they're what they're 2863 02:28:11.360 --> 02:28:13.079 feeling inside as from. 2864 02:28:13.040 --> 02:28:15.520 What as for our match and time to go home? 2865 02:28:15.600 --> 02:28:17.520 Fabulous Mulder picks her up, goes for a slam, but 2866 02:28:17.600 --> 02:28:20.399 Wendy Richter answers with an inside cradle for the quick one, two, 2867 02:28:20.479 --> 02:28:23.239 three and a big pop. In just four minutes straight, 2868 02:28:23.319 --> 02:28:26.120 Wendy Richard defeats the Fabulous Mula here on NBC. These 2869 02:28:26.120 --> 02:28:28.360 matches are six minutes, six minutes, four minutes, and we're 2870 02:28:28.360 --> 02:28:29.399 having the time of our lives. 2871 02:28:29.840 --> 02:28:32.879 I know. That's that's the thing these are. You know 2872 02:28:33.239 --> 02:28:35.680 what's amazing is these matches are so fast. They're like 2873 02:28:35.680 --> 02:28:38.399 Attitude Era fast, but they feel more complete than Attitude 2874 02:28:38.399 --> 02:28:38.959 Era matches do. 2875 02:28:39.159 --> 02:28:41.000 The Terry Funk match feels like a thirty minute classic. 2876 02:28:41.040 --> 02:28:44.680 It's like eight minutes. Yep, absolutely because you just put 2877 02:28:44.719 --> 02:28:47.719 the best stuff, you know. These these wrestlers were against 2878 02:28:47.760 --> 02:28:49.680 each other all over the loop and all these untelevised 2879 02:28:49.719 --> 02:28:52.280 house shows, working out what works and what doesn't, and 2880 02:28:52.360 --> 02:28:54.239 when it comes time for a big spotlight show like 2881 02:28:54.280 --> 02:28:56.879 a pay per view or a Saturday Night's Made event, 2882 02:28:56.959 --> 02:28:59.920 they know what to edit out. We compared the Terry 2883 02:29:00.040 --> 02:29:02.639 Funk matches on the Loop versus the one on NBC, 2884 02:29:02.799 --> 02:29:05.840 and he just keeps the best stuff and he cranks 2885 02:29:05.920 --> 02:29:07.639 up the dial on some things and makes it even 2886 02:29:07.680 --> 02:29:10.559 more wild and crazy and impressive. So yeah, I mean, 2887 02:29:10.760 --> 02:29:13.239 I'm there, you know, I'm there for the best version 2888 02:29:13.319 --> 02:29:15.360 of what these two can do instead of of course, 2889 02:29:15.559 --> 02:29:17.639 the first time they've ever worked together is on live 2890 02:29:17.719 --> 02:29:20.120 television trying to figure it out, or at least the 2891 02:29:20.159 --> 02:29:21.959 first time in a while that they've worked each other. 2892 02:29:23.479 --> 02:29:25.959 Cindy Lauper then jumps up and comes racing to the ring. 2893 02:29:26.040 --> 02:29:29.239 It's kind of a cool visual because right after Wendy wins, 2894 02:29:29.280 --> 02:29:30.840 of course, now it's fair game for Cinndy Lappert. 2895 02:29:30.920 --> 02:29:32.360 Yeah, now she can go because she's not going to 2896 02:29:32.399 --> 02:29:33.120 interfere in the match. 2897 02:29:33.440 --> 02:29:35.479 Then she bounces up and races down the aisle and 2898 02:29:35.520 --> 02:29:39.680 the camera follows her. There's just tremendous a jubilation. She's 2899 02:29:39.719 --> 02:29:41.440 still fighting, by the way, This is where she fights 2900 02:29:41.479 --> 02:29:43.680 to keep someone from grabbing her jacket from her hands, 2901 02:29:43.719 --> 02:29:45.879 which is in her hand when she runs to the ring. Now, 2902 02:29:46.440 --> 02:29:48.120 but Laper gets in the ring and embraces Richter and 2903 02:29:48.159 --> 02:29:50.639 they bounce around, hugging and high fiving and Dave Wolf's 2904 02:29:50.639 --> 02:29:53.360 in there as well, and I believe there's a famous 2905 02:29:53.360 --> 02:29:54.879 shot in hear of them dancing in a circle. 2906 02:29:54.920 --> 02:29:58.239 They would win. They do like a dosey dough type, so. 2907 02:29:58.319 --> 02:30:01.799 Much jubilation, and then Richro flashes the belt in Mulla's face. 2908 02:30:02.200 --> 02:30:04.399 It had a powder blue leather strap at the time, 2909 02:30:04.479 --> 02:30:07.760 by the way, and Lapper tries to lift Richter in celebration, 2910 02:30:07.920 --> 02:30:10.239 but you can't really do it and embrace for Dave 2911 02:30:10.280 --> 02:30:11.840 Wolf and Vince said it's going to be difficult to 2912 02:30:11.840 --> 02:30:14.040 equal this match for excitement, but if anyone can, it's 2913 02:30:14.639 --> 02:30:18.200 the junkyard Dog to say, of course, nothing of his opponent. 2914 02:30:19.319 --> 02:30:21.239 Listen, listen, I think he's the most exciting part of 2915 02:30:21.280 --> 02:30:22.040 the whole fucking thing. 2916 02:30:22.120 --> 02:30:25.280 Oh you wait, take a break. We come back and 2917 02:30:25.360 --> 02:30:27.600 the lights are giving us those great spark those great 2918 02:30:27.760 --> 02:30:28.319 like lines. 2919 02:30:28.360 --> 02:30:32.520 You know what I mean, the star yep yep, starburst effect. 2920 02:30:32.559 --> 02:30:37.000 They are the starburst flares flares. 2921 02:30:37.079 --> 02:30:40.440 Right, Gene is with Jyd and a woman in purple. 2922 02:30:40.479 --> 02:30:42.719 Oh yes, oh boy, here we go. 2923 02:30:43.520 --> 02:30:46.040 You know everybody likes to do something special for their 2924 02:30:46.079 --> 02:30:48.639 mother on Mother's Day. I had chunk yard Dog. You've 2925 02:30:48.680 --> 02:30:51.440 gone hogwild. You brought your mom all the way up 2926 02:30:51.440 --> 02:30:52.680 to New York for Mother's Day? 2927 02:30:52.840 --> 02:30:53.319 What about it? 2928 02:30:53.680 --> 02:30:55.360 You know, my mother never been in New York before, 2929 02:30:55.399 --> 02:30:57.239 and I thought this was a very special time to 2930 02:30:57.280 --> 02:30:59.399 bring it up for Mother's Daylight. Wish all the mother 2931 02:30:59.479 --> 02:31:01.399 out there in all TV land. I have her mother, lady, 2932 02:31:01.479 --> 02:31:02.280 and also my mother. 2933 02:31:02.920 --> 02:31:05.360 All right, Bertha, you've got to be proud of a 2934 02:31:05.799 --> 02:31:08.600 song that is soul, generous and so gibby, real. 2935 02:31:08.719 --> 02:31:11.200 Real proud and real proud. I hope he'd be able 2936 02:31:11.239 --> 02:31:12.239 to come hover to soon. 2937 02:31:12.639 --> 02:31:14.799 All right, I thank you very much. Happy Mother's Day 2938 02:31:14.840 --> 02:31:16.360 to you, and let's go up to the ring at 2939 02:31:16.399 --> 02:31:17.799 Howard Finkel for the end production. 2940 02:31:18.280 --> 02:31:20.159 So she's not that proud if she wants him to 2941 02:31:20.200 --> 02:31:24.719 come home. No, not really actually probably disappointing that you know, 2942 02:31:24.879 --> 02:31:28.559 he's not fucking you know, working for his daddy or 2943 02:31:28.600 --> 02:31:30.719 something instead of instead of doing all this fake shit. 2944 02:31:30.840 --> 02:31:32.719 Well's ironic that she wants him to come home when, 2945 02:31:32.719 --> 02:31:37.520 according to Jyd's biography, she left home and left him 2946 02:31:37.559 --> 02:31:40.920 abandoned as a child. Wow, no shit, I don't know 2947 02:31:40.959 --> 02:31:45.239 if this is Bertha, but Jyd's grandmother raised him because 2948 02:31:45.280 --> 02:31:47.120 his father and mother were both out of the kitchen. 2949 02:31:47.680 --> 02:31:49.079 This is from the King of New Orleans, How the 2950 02:31:49.159 --> 02:31:51.520 Junkyard Dog became Fresh or Westn's first black superhero by 2951 02:31:51.559 --> 02:31:54.360 Greg Klein. His mother, too, would disappear at times. Sylvester 2952 02:31:54.440 --> 02:31:57.120 and his sister Christine were mostly raised by their grandmother 2953 02:31:57.639 --> 02:32:00.520 r Z Lee Ritter, alongside their cousins Vera and Carl 2954 02:32:00.600 --> 02:32:03.319 Ray Ritder. Sylvester also had a half brother, Calvin Coltson, 2955 02:32:03.360 --> 02:32:05.920 who grew up elsewhere. Very few of Sylvester's friends and 2956 02:32:05.959 --> 02:32:09.239 neighbors remember seeing or even hearing about his father, John 2957 02:32:09.280 --> 02:32:12.120 wall and Bertha Ritter was gone long enough that her 2958 02:32:12.200 --> 02:32:14.799 children and the people around them referred to r Z 2959 02:32:15.040 --> 02:32:18.079 as their mother. The grandmother was referred to as Wow, 2960 02:32:18.719 --> 02:32:20.799 and there was some speculation of this actually isn't j 2961 02:32:20.920 --> 02:32:23.639 why D's mother, but it's but is in fact his grandmother. 2962 02:32:23.719 --> 02:32:25.239 But there's no way this woman is old enough to 2963 02:32:25.280 --> 02:32:32.399 be his grandmother, so this probably is. You know, I'm 2964 02:32:32.440 --> 02:32:34.479 sure mom was all of a sudden, very very keenly 2965 02:32:34.559 --> 02:32:35.879 interested in the boy as so. 2966 02:32:36.000 --> 02:32:37.719 Oh the moment, the moment he was making money. I'm 2967 02:32:37.760 --> 02:32:39.959 sure I'm sure she was like, I love you so much. 2968 02:32:40.040 --> 02:32:43.559 I always believe fucking go exactly if it was. I 2969 02:32:43.600 --> 02:32:45.239 always knew you do something, you. 2970 02:32:45.319 --> 02:32:48.280 Know, if it wasn't for me, Little little things like that. Yeah, 2971 02:32:48.639 --> 02:32:50.600 of course, remembering like three vignettes. 2972 02:32:50.760 --> 02:32:53.239 Always you don't I always. I always believed in you. 2973 02:32:54.040 --> 02:32:55.680 That's what I did. I taught you how to be 2974 02:32:55.760 --> 02:32:56.479 self reliant. 2975 02:32:56.719 --> 02:32:58.879 And she's dressed in her Sunday best God. 2976 02:32:58.760 --> 02:33:02.440 Bless her, Oh my god, sh fucking purple and everything. 2977 02:33:02.639 --> 02:33:08.680 Hey boss, who's his opponent? The dog out chest out. 2978 02:33:09.120 --> 02:33:13.000 On the other hand, Pete dirty, Generally speaking, you're much 2979 02:33:13.120 --> 02:33:16.280 more predictable. I mean, we can look at that. 2980 02:33:16.799 --> 02:33:20.159 I am not homicidal, suicidal or psychotic. 2981 02:33:20.319 --> 02:33:25.040 McMahon, I don't. I don't recall anyone stating that you 2982 02:33:25.159 --> 02:33:28.840 were misty. I just meant you are more predictable in 2983 02:33:29.000 --> 02:33:29.280 terms of. 2984 02:33:29.399 --> 02:33:30.520 I am unpredictable. 2985 02:33:30.719 --> 02:33:35.079 I'm just as unpredictable as Johnny Ross and Charlie Fulton 2986 02:33:35.200 --> 02:33:35.520 right here. 2987 02:33:36.120 --> 02:33:39.479 I'm the do just by the way too. You. 2988 02:33:43.399 --> 02:33:46.479 I work hard for that title, and I wanted the 2989 02:33:46.639 --> 02:33:47.280 Duke that. 2990 02:33:47.440 --> 02:33:51.399 Dot that's the baby. I came all the way from 2991 02:33:51.440 --> 02:33:52.120 the Duke them. 2992 02:33:52.120 --> 02:33:55.319 To get to head Duke Darty. 2993 02:33:56.000 --> 02:33:56.920 Get a hold of yourself. 2994 02:33:57.600 --> 02:33:58.879 I got a hold of myself. 2995 02:34:00.120 --> 02:34:02.559 I am not suicidal, homizophrenic. 2996 02:34:03.239 --> 02:34:04.079 Is he genocidal? 2997 02:34:05.000 --> 02:34:06.280 I'm good as saying as he is. 2998 02:34:06.600 --> 02:34:10.479 And a guy on a end, thank you t s 2999 02:34:10.680 --> 02:34:13.159 A Titans. That's fucking amazing. 3000 02:34:13.239 --> 02:34:15.280 He Dougherty said in a series of panels that Vince 3001 02:34:15.319 --> 02:34:17.879 had one episode where he brought in not jobbers, not 3002 02:34:18.000 --> 02:34:21.200 enhancement talent. He called them unsung heroes and folly at 3003 02:34:21.239 --> 02:34:24.360 a time, the jabbronis of the era, like Jose Luis Vera, 3004 02:34:24.479 --> 02:34:28.280 Steve Lombardi, Charlie Fulton. Uh and yes, in fact, the 3005 02:34:28.399 --> 02:34:31.319 Duke of Dorchester, Pete Doherty sat with Vince on the 3006 02:34:31.399 --> 02:34:34.200 set and Doherty was the only one with like a 3007 02:34:34.479 --> 02:34:38.520 personality basically, and he he came in guns a blazing 3008 02:34:39.280 --> 02:34:42.600 like a total maniac. Let's get to know Pete Doherty 3009 02:34:42.600 --> 02:34:45.760 a little bit better, please, great article on the Globe 3010 02:34:46.360 --> 02:34:50.680 about him and what he meant. H as kind of 3011 02:34:50.760 --> 02:34:54.120 like a Boston original in the w w F Rings. 3012 02:34:54.159 --> 02:34:56.200 I just emailed it to you and. 3013 02:34:57.680 --> 02:35:00.000 I forgot who. I know it's in the Boston Globe, 3014 02:35:00.159 --> 02:35:02.479 but I forgot who wrote the piece. Who's the author? 3015 02:35:03.559 --> 02:35:05.559 Hold on, I'm opening up right now. I'll let you 3016 02:35:05.840 --> 02:35:11.559 know in a moment. It is get the fuck out 3017 02:35:11.600 --> 02:35:21.079 of here. By some unknown clown named Jack and who 3018 02:35:21.159 --> 02:35:26.319 went to visit Pete Doherty at the Dukedom in East Falmouth, Massachusetts. Okay, 3019 02:35:26.799 --> 02:35:28.840 my god, it had lunch with the man at the 3020 02:35:28.840 --> 02:35:32.280 British Beer Company down the street. Holy, it was so 3021 02:35:32.440 --> 02:35:35.040 much fun to get to interview Pete Doherty and spend 3022 02:35:35.079 --> 02:35:43.000 some time with him. And this is what came. Local 3023 02:35:43.159 --> 02:35:48.120 boy made bad too much delight. Boston wrestler knew how 3024 02:35:48.159 --> 02:35:53.600 to lose. That's fucking fantastic. Pete Doherty didn't win much, 3025 02:35:53.680 --> 02:35:57.079 but Boston loved him just the same. Nearly two decades 3026 02:35:57.120 --> 02:35:59.280 after he first stepped into the wrestling ring, Doherty the 3027 02:35:59.639 --> 02:36:02.879 Duke daw Shasta, was doing an on camera interview in 3028 02:36:02.920 --> 02:36:05.840 a Boston garden locker room in the late nineteen eighties. 3029 02:36:06.200 --> 02:36:09.200 The interviewer asked, what will you ever do if you win? 3030 02:36:11.120 --> 02:36:13.879 He didn't think I'd have a comeback, Doherty remembered, I said, Hey, 3031 02:36:13.959 --> 02:36:18.639 if I ever win a match, I'm gonna retire guy 3032 02:36:18.799 --> 02:36:23.719 rules period. Oh my god, the challenge will be over. 3033 02:36:24.239 --> 02:36:26.159 All I gotta do is win one and I'm done. 3034 02:36:26.559 --> 02:36:28.239 Look at that that fucking picture by the way up 3035 02:36:28.280 --> 02:36:31.639 top of this fucking it's like it looks like an animal. 3036 02:36:31.680 --> 02:36:35.600 He has those two on the bottom row man when 3037 02:36:35.639 --> 02:36:40.959 he oh, it really does. Dougherty first appeared before wrestling 3038 02:36:41.040 --> 02:36:44.639 crowds and green tights, playing the friendly irishman, but he 3039 02:36:44.719 --> 02:36:47.040 always felt he'd be better as a bad guy or 3040 02:36:47.680 --> 02:36:52.200 quote heal and he soon dropped the the Celtic garb 3041 02:36:52.319 --> 02:36:55.120 in favor of black tights, a biker vest, and shoulder 3042 02:36:55.200 --> 02:36:58.680 length bleached blonde hair. Rounding out his image was a 3043 02:36:58.760 --> 02:37:02.200 mostly toothless bottom gum line. He told fans he lost 3044 02:37:02.239 --> 02:37:04.719 the teeth in the ring, though it was actually in 3045 02:37:04.760 --> 02:37:06.479 an auto accident. Yeah, it's right. 3046 02:37:06.520 --> 02:37:07.040 He told me that. 3047 02:37:08.520 --> 02:37:12.120 It looked like two fangs. He already said I would 3048 02:37:12.200 --> 02:37:14.360 never wear the denires in the ring. I would grab 3049 02:37:14.399 --> 02:37:18.280 an em and act like I was biting it. Doherty 3050 02:37:18.440 --> 02:37:21.520 carved his niche and wrestling by losing preliminary matches in 3051 02:37:21.559 --> 02:37:25.600 an exciting manner, which generated enthusiasm for his up and 3052 02:37:25.639 --> 02:37:29.280 coming opponent, who's fighting appeared more spectacular because of the 3053 02:37:29.399 --> 02:37:32.719 amplified way Doherty would react when he was hit. Jack 3054 02:37:32.799 --> 02:37:39.360 explains wrestling six paragraphs down, like in case you weren't 3055 02:37:39.399 --> 02:37:42.680 aware wrestling is predetermined and fake. I didn't put that 3056 02:37:42.799 --> 02:37:45.040 in there, and I should have, though you should have. 3057 02:37:47.000 --> 02:37:50.920 Dan Muradi mad Arati Muradi was there when the Duke 3058 02:37:51.000 --> 02:37:53.440 did finally win one, though he did not in fact 3059 02:37:53.559 --> 02:37:56.319 retire on the spot. It was August nineteen ninety in 3060 02:37:56.399 --> 02:38:00.360 Boston Garden and Doherty was wrestling a Samoan named Coup 3061 02:38:00.879 --> 02:38:03.280 who ran and crashed into the corner of the ring. 3062 02:38:03.319 --> 02:38:07.440 After Dougherty dodged him, the Duke rolled them up, recalled 3063 02:38:07.520 --> 02:38:12.479 Murate of Melrose. MURATEI, a lifelong Boston Garden devotee, plans 3064 02:38:12.559 --> 02:38:15.799 to gather Doherty and eight other grapplers from Garden matches 3065 02:38:15.879 --> 02:38:21.079 past past at Suffolk Down Saturday for wrestle Fest. The 3066 02:38:21.200 --> 02:38:25.360 video game didn't play. The video game only long, and 3067 02:38:25.440 --> 02:38:29.040 even Doherty won't have to worry about absorbing any piled drivers. 3068 02:38:29.079 --> 02:38:32.040 It will be a night of questions and answers, autographs, 3069 02:38:32.120 --> 02:38:36.319 and mingling themed around forty years of raucous wrestling on 3070 02:38:36.559 --> 02:38:40.600 Niland Street. Similar conventions have drawn good crowds in southern 3071 02:38:40.639 --> 02:38:44.360 cities where wrestling was popular. You're not gonna see a show. 3072 02:38:44.639 --> 02:38:47.719 You know you're not gonna see a show. A performance. Yeah, 3073 02:38:48.479 --> 02:38:51.000 you get to meet the guys, these guys, Murati said. 3074 02:38:51.079 --> 02:38:54.920 Murati promises appearances by wrestlers spanning all eras of garden grappling, 3075 02:38:55.319 --> 02:38:57.559 from the look at you. You fucking did it, by 3076 02:38:57.559 --> 02:39:00.200 the way, right there, garden grappling, fucking sun of the 3077 02:39:00.280 --> 02:39:04.840 best who went to that fucking alliteration from the sixties, 3078 02:39:04.920 --> 02:39:08.120 Walter Killer, Kowalski and Ox Baker from the seventies, the 3079 02:39:08.200 --> 02:39:11.680 Iron Chic and Polish Power Ivan Putski from the eighties, 3080 02:39:11.760 --> 02:39:14.719 the genius Lammi, powfo Mounth of the South to Jimmy Hart, 3081 02:39:15.079 --> 02:39:18.360 Greg the Hammer, Valentine and Roade Warrior Animal, and from 3082 02:39:18.520 --> 02:39:22.239 the nineties World Wrestling Entertainments Mick Foley and Dustin Rhodes 3083 02:39:22.280 --> 02:39:26.280 who was formerly known as gold Dust. And there's Doherty 3084 02:39:26.440 --> 02:39:29.319 sixty one, whose quirky stardom kept him off the Marquee 3085 02:39:29.399 --> 02:39:32.639 but in front of Boston spectators in the seventies and eighties. 3086 02:39:33.040 --> 02:39:35.879 Doherty's career is rooted in the traditions for which Murradi 3087 02:39:36.239 --> 02:39:39.319 and the thousands more who turned out for monthly Garden 3088 02:39:39.399 --> 02:39:43.000 Wrestling are nostalgic. He was raised in a Dorchester triple 3089 02:39:43.079 --> 02:39:46.559 decker on South Monroe Terrace, where he was captivated by 3090 02:39:46.559 --> 02:39:50.399 wrestling on television. After graduating from Hyde Park High School 3091 02:39:50.719 --> 02:39:52.799 and serving three years in the Army, he worked out 3092 02:39:52.840 --> 02:39:56.280 as a cable puller at General Dynamics in Quincy. What's that? 3093 02:39:56.760 --> 02:39:59.520 What is General Dynamics? I a big industrial company? I 3094 02:39:59.600 --> 02:40:03.040 got cham He got into wrestling after he met grapplers 3095 02:40:03.120 --> 02:40:06.680 working out at a combat Zone gym and sought training 3096 02:40:06.760 --> 02:40:09.040 in the ways of the ring. He hooked up with 3097 02:40:09.159 --> 02:40:14.239 Vince McMahon Senior's world Wide Wrestling Entertainment outfit and had 3098 02:40:14.319 --> 02:40:19.639 his first match in a Sauga's skating rink in nineteen 3099 02:40:19.799 --> 02:40:23.319 seventy one. Funny enough, there was no ring. Actually it 3100 02:40:23.399 --> 02:40:25.799 wasn't even actually a show. It just happened to He 3101 02:40:25.920 --> 02:40:29.399 just fucking had an impromptu match while everyone else was skating. 3102 02:40:29.399 --> 02:40:34.079 Everyone else is at the Kowloon. Right after, he wrestled 3103 02:40:34.120 --> 02:40:36.879 short stants in Georgia, Florida, Canada, and Kuwait in the 3104 02:40:36.959 --> 02:40:40.600 early seventies, Doherty resolved to stay rooted in Boston. He 3105 02:40:40.719 --> 02:40:43.280 also wanted the pension that came with full time work 3106 02:40:43.360 --> 02:40:47.760 at General Dynamics, so wrestled in locations only within driving 3107 02:40:47.879 --> 02:40:50.959 distance from Boston. By his own account, he'd often put 3108 02:40:51.000 --> 02:40:53.360 in a day of wiring at General Dynamics from seven 3109 02:40:53.399 --> 02:40:56.079 am to three pm, then push one hundred miles per 3110 02:40:56.159 --> 02:40:58.760 hour in his nineteen seventy one LP convertible on the 3111 02:40:58.879 --> 02:41:02.959 mass Pike at night en route to wrestling bookings as 3112 02:41:03.040 --> 02:41:07.520 far as far away as Philadelphia and Baltimore. He often 3113 02:41:07.600 --> 02:41:10.280 arrived late, and once was tardy at a wrestling event 3114 02:41:10.319 --> 02:41:12.520 in all but in New York, where he was greeted 3115 02:41:12.600 --> 02:41:18.440 sarcastically by wrestling great chief j Strongbow. Strongbow says me, 3116 02:41:18.520 --> 02:41:20.840 in front of all the boys, Look here, Look who's here, 3117 02:41:20.920 --> 02:41:26.840 the freaking Duke of DoD Chester, Doherty said. So it 3118 02:41:26.959 --> 02:41:32.159 stuck weekly bookings and smaller local venues. Doherty estimates he 3119 02:41:32.200 --> 02:41:37.079 wrestled in nearly every high school in Massachusetts, and monthly 3120 02:41:37.159 --> 02:41:40.239 events at Boston Garden meant less milad for Doherty and 3121 02:41:40.319 --> 02:41:44.920 a chance to raz hometown crowds infamous for their passionate 3122 02:41:45.000 --> 02:41:47.840 love for good guys and equally passionate hatred for bad 3123 02:41:47.920 --> 02:41:51.680 guys like Doherty, which was often expressed by bottle throwing, 3124 02:41:51.840 --> 02:41:55.280 spitting and swinging you Now, Boston Gotten was the toughest 3125 02:41:55.280 --> 02:41:57.879 place in the world of wrestle. Dougherty said, go to 3126 02:41:57.959 --> 02:42:00.120 the ring. Coming from the ring, you had taken a 3127 02:42:00.200 --> 02:42:05.440 wife on your hands. Yep f. That's pretty much what 3128 02:42:05.559 --> 02:42:09.920 every uh I feel like whenever he uh Massachusetts native 3129 02:42:09.959 --> 02:42:13.479 says about their life. At some point, Oh, I had 3130 02:42:13.520 --> 02:42:15.000 to take my life in my own hands. I'll tell 3131 02:42:15.000 --> 02:42:17.559 you that I was walking, you know, I was driving 3132 02:42:17.600 --> 02:42:20.040 and DrAk and going to the movie in my own hands. 3133 02:42:20.600 --> 02:42:24.479 He coded, he coded, he was in the back of 3134 02:42:24.520 --> 02:42:28.040 that ambulance and he coded all they coded on I'll 3135 02:42:28.079 --> 02:42:31.520 tell you you know, there's no joke. We all EMTs. Now, 3136 02:42:31.600 --> 02:42:36.840 what the fuck does that mean? I know every other 3137 02:42:36.920 --> 02:42:41.920 person you meet in the state works at some fucking hospital. Doctors, listen, listen. 3138 02:42:41.959 --> 02:42:44.479 I think I think that's that's kind of the prerequit 3139 02:42:44.559 --> 02:42:46.840 to be a Massachusetts resident. You have to have worked 3140 02:42:46.879 --> 02:42:49.239 in a medical office at some point. Yeah, at least 3141 02:42:49.239 --> 02:42:49.760 been a nurse. 3142 02:42:49.799 --> 02:42:52.200 If you're a woman from Massachusetts who hasn't worn scrubs, 3143 02:42:52.239 --> 02:42:53.959 then there's something going on you. 3144 02:42:54.079 --> 02:42:56.559 You're not really you were not born in Massachusetts, basically, 3145 02:42:57.440 --> 02:42:57.920 is what it is. 3146 02:42:58.120 --> 02:42:58.159 Like. 3147 02:42:58.280 --> 02:43:01.559 I can't so it was so funny, like when when 3148 02:43:01.600 --> 02:43:04.680 we graduated college and I saw and I'm like, you know, 3149 02:43:04.799 --> 02:43:07.159 back in the day when I'd actually be on Facebook 3150 02:43:07.479 --> 02:43:10.079 and I'd look around and I'd be like, like, looking 3151 02:43:10.120 --> 02:43:12.680 at all these people that I knew from high school, 3152 02:43:12.719 --> 02:43:17.239 and everyone's a fucking nurse. Everyone's a fucking nurse. Like 3153 02:43:19.600 --> 02:43:22.440 that looked like it. I just want to I just 3154 02:43:22.520 --> 02:43:25.479 want to. I see a over. 3155 02:43:26.799 --> 02:43:29.520 Jesus Christ, I just saw the ice coffee line at 3156 02:43:29.600 --> 02:43:32.479 rush hour. There is not a nursing shortage in this town. 3157 02:43:37.799 --> 02:43:38.559 Oh ship. 3158 02:43:38.840 --> 02:43:38.959 Uh. 3159 02:43:39.079 --> 02:43:41.399 The fans who ran into Dougherty at the at the 3160 02:43:41.559 --> 02:43:46.319 ir Pub Eerie e Eerie Pub, you can spell that better. 3161 02:43:46.959 --> 02:43:49.239 Was it your fault? Did you have a type I 3162 02:43:49.520 --> 02:43:51.600 r E. Yeah, you'll have to let the Keltic you 3163 02:43:51.639 --> 02:43:54.120 have to let the Celtic folks know. Then. At the 3164 02:43:54.239 --> 02:43:58.280 Eerie Pub, though, would ask about his well being after 3165 02:43:58.360 --> 02:44:01.159 a tough match, though many of them wished death upon 3166 02:44:01.280 --> 02:44:05.159 him the night before. The good will stem from Dorry's 3167 02:44:05.159 --> 02:44:08.280 ability to make opponents look good, a quality highly valued 3168 02:44:08.319 --> 02:44:13.000 in a business where perception trumps all. He was a 3169 02:44:13.079 --> 02:44:15.280 good man. He was good in the ring, said wrestling 3170 02:44:15.440 --> 02:44:19.120 great Walter Killer Kowalski of Stonehm. That's right. I forgot I. 3171 02:44:20.760 --> 02:44:23.200 Forgot I talked to Killer Kowalski for this article until 3172 02:44:23.200 --> 02:44:25.680 I read this, and that's when I asked him. I said, 3173 02:44:25.799 --> 02:44:27.840 why is it called the Boston Crab Killer? 3174 02:44:27.879 --> 02:44:28.639 And he did not know? 3175 02:44:28.840 --> 02:44:30.440 And I was so let down because I thought there 3176 02:44:30.520 --> 02:44:32.840 was one person who would know. It would be a 3177 02:44:32.879 --> 02:44:36.639 guy who was probably around when it was minted as such, 3178 02:44:36.760 --> 02:44:38.680 and he was from Boston, so he probably would have 3179 02:44:38.719 --> 02:44:40.600 had some interest in why it was called that. Nope, 3180 02:44:40.639 --> 02:44:42.879 no clue, Nope, nothing, not a five clue. 3181 02:44:43.319 --> 02:44:47.719 Yep. I mean what I think is hilarious, and I'm 3182 02:44:48.120 --> 02:44:51.399 you know, this is just I love that that you 3183 02:44:51.559 --> 02:44:54.680 do an article on fucking Pete Doherty. You talk to 3184 02:44:54.799 --> 02:44:57.680 Killer Kowalski about Pete Doherty and don't do an article 3185 02:44:57.680 --> 02:44:58.079 on killing. 3186 02:45:00.559 --> 02:45:01.079 Is that true? 3187 02:45:02.079 --> 02:45:04.719 That's the best part thing about Killer is Jesus Christ. 3188 02:45:04.879 --> 02:45:07.280 He'd had fucking four hundred thousand articles written about him. 3189 02:45:07.319 --> 02:45:12.840 Of course, of course, who tossed a stone? Who tossed 3190 02:45:12.840 --> 02:45:15.600 Dougherty around during his storied career, Hey go in the 3191 02:45:15.719 --> 02:45:17.760 ring and the other guy beat him. I always won. 3192 02:45:18.399 --> 02:45:21.200 The audience is disdained for the Duke soon warmed into 3193 02:45:21.280 --> 02:45:24.600 a familiarity that turned the Duke of Dorchester into a 3194 02:45:24.680 --> 02:45:28.079 fan favorite in Boston. Even though he behaved despicably in 3195 02:45:28.120 --> 02:45:31.000 the ring, he has a cult following about him in 3196 02:45:31.079 --> 02:45:35.559 this area, Muradi said today. The summary East Falmouth, home 3197 02:45:35.760 --> 02:45:38.719 Dougherty moved to in the late eighties. He calls it 3198 02:45:38.959 --> 02:45:46.440 the Dukedom. Yes, do dumb remember his hands up? That's 3199 02:45:46.520 --> 02:45:50.079 fucking amazing, contains few mementos of his days in the ring, 3200 02:45:50.639 --> 02:45:54.040 two framed pictures, programs, and a copy of No Holds Barred, 3201 02:45:54.120 --> 02:45:56.479 a film produced like how did he fucking get Like? 3202 02:45:56.920 --> 02:46:01.159 It's hilarious that he got into these primes situations? I no, 3203 02:46:01.319 --> 02:46:04.639 I agree, you know, I mean he's on. He technically 3204 02:46:04.719 --> 02:46:07.239 made events. The first fucking Saturday's made event. He's in 3205 02:46:07.360 --> 02:46:12.719 No Holds bar There right, a film produced by Vince 3206 02:46:12.760 --> 02:46:15.440 muc Man nineteen eighty nine, featuring a brief Dougherty cameo 3207 02:46:15.719 --> 02:46:19.559 sitting set in the basement. After two decades of kicking 3208 02:46:19.600 --> 02:46:22.319 opponents in the groin behind the referees back, Doherty is 3209 02:46:22.840 --> 02:46:25.399 leving the good life at home with his wife and 3210 02:46:25.520 --> 02:46:28.280 one of two daughters, though his back and knees still 3211 02:46:28.360 --> 02:46:31.600 bother him occasionally. He had, after all, taken much abuse 3212 02:46:31.639 --> 02:46:33.280 over the years, and as he lay on the mat 3213 02:46:33.319 --> 02:46:36.639 after countless beatings in the garden, he studied the Celtics 3214 02:46:36.719 --> 02:46:40.440 championship banners which hung from the rafters. That bouncing a 3215 02:46:40.520 --> 02:46:42.799 ball all around the cart and we're bouncing our bodies 3216 02:46:42.840 --> 02:46:46.559 all around the run, right, It sounds like something like 3217 02:46:46.639 --> 02:46:49.280 a fucking relative would say, Oh, yeah, they're doing all this, 3218 02:46:49.639 --> 02:46:55.159 But I'm doing this fucking pieces of shit, and those 3219 02:46:55.200 --> 02:46:58.280 guys were making we're making we're making megabucks, and we 3220 02:46:58.399 --> 02:47:00.879 were making peanuts even though we were selling out the 3221 02:47:00.959 --> 02:47:03.959 same building. He said, But we really had a hell 3222 02:47:04.040 --> 02:47:08.159 of a time. That's fucking amazing good times at Pete Doherty. 3223 02:47:08.239 --> 02:47:13.440 I was glad to see. I'm I don't remember. I mean, 3224 02:47:13.799 --> 02:47:15.280 I was. I was in LA at the time. 3225 02:47:15.760 --> 02:47:17.520 They had created a monster because they let me do 3226 02:47:17.639 --> 02:47:21.319 that profile on John Cena. I remember, and I was like, 3227 02:47:21.360 --> 02:47:23.000 oh my god, I can pitch all this stuff and 3228 02:47:23.079 --> 02:47:23.959 they'll go for it. 3229 02:47:24.000 --> 02:47:27.239 I just I was, I I'm I don't. I feel 3230 02:47:27.280 --> 02:47:28.639 like you would have told me about this too. I 3231 02:47:28.680 --> 02:47:31.680 don't remember. I don't remember this one at all. 3232 02:47:32.000 --> 02:47:33.799 It was part of I did like a larger piece 3233 02:47:33.840 --> 02:47:36.520 on the history of wrestling in Boston to go inside 3234 02:47:36.600 --> 02:47:39.639 with with that, and then when I went down to 3235 02:47:39.680 --> 02:47:41.600 see Pete, I was like, this is this kind of 3236 02:47:41.600 --> 02:47:42.360 stands on its own. 3237 02:47:42.399 --> 02:47:43.719 That's pretty good. Yeah. 3238 02:47:43.799 --> 02:47:45.639 And they had a section that was always hungry for 3239 02:47:45.760 --> 02:47:46.959 longer stories called. 3240 02:47:46.799 --> 02:47:49.399 City Weekly, so I was like, fuck, yeah, let's do it. 3241 02:47:49.600 --> 02:47:51.600 That was the one where I put rival promoters in 3242 02:47:51.639 --> 02:47:53.600 the same article without knowing it, and they were like, 3243 02:47:54.159 --> 02:47:56.079 if I knew you were talking to that fucking asshole, 3244 02:47:56.239 --> 02:47:58.280 I never would have. I was like, this is so 3245 02:47:59.559 --> 02:48:01.799 is so New England, but right now, you know, it 3246 02:48:01.920 --> 02:48:04.799 was like instead of like the massive coverage, you know, 3247 02:48:05.079 --> 02:48:07.559 their their eye is on the fact that you know 3248 02:48:07.840 --> 02:48:08.399 some guy. 3249 02:48:08.319 --> 02:48:09.799 That they're If I known you were going to do that, 3250 02:48:09.879 --> 02:48:13.040 I would have never let you out of you cockshack. 3251 02:48:13.639 --> 02:48:17.200 I love it. Piece of Shift. The Duke. 3252 02:48:18.040 --> 02:48:20.159 The Duke, that was fun. That really was fun. Going 3253 02:48:20.159 --> 02:48:22.479 to hang with him for an afternoon. I wonder by 3254 02:48:22.520 --> 02:48:23.920 some him. Later he came to a Ring of Honor 3255 02:48:23.959 --> 02:48:27.079 show they did in Dorchester and I remember he got 3256 02:48:27.120 --> 02:48:28.200 in the ring and he screened that. 3257 02:48:28.319 --> 02:48:31.760 Best people in the world off from God and they 3258 02:48:31.799 --> 02:48:35.600 all screamed, It's like, oh God, only one human being 3259 02:48:35.639 --> 02:48:37.440 in the history of mankind has said that, with all 3260 02:48:37.520 --> 02:48:42.479 due respect, right, no one's ever said that, just great, 3261 02:48:42.559 --> 02:48:45.479 not even not even normal residents of Dorchester said that. 3262 02:48:45.559 --> 02:48:48.239 Yeah, they're all they all live south without Georgester. Now anyway, 3263 02:48:49.559 --> 02:48:51.840 some strange reason in the seventies they all moved away. 3264 02:48:52.360 --> 02:48:52.799 Anyway. 3265 02:48:54.239 --> 02:48:56.879 He rips off his jacket and does the does the 3266 02:48:57.479 --> 02:49:00.360 the dog. He's here to do business, grab them cakes, 3267 02:49:00.360 --> 02:49:02.440 at least according to Peacock. Again, it's another one bites 3268 02:49:02.479 --> 02:49:05.000 the dust on the original and he comes out holding 3269 02:49:05.040 --> 02:49:06.840 his mom's hand in the spirit of Mother's Day. 3270 02:49:07.319 --> 02:49:11.399 And yep, oh well, hey, I do have I do 3271 02:49:11.520 --> 02:49:14.079 have finx announcement by the way of the of of 3272 02:49:14.280 --> 02:49:15.280 Pte Doherty. 3273 02:49:15.280 --> 02:49:20.000 In the ring at this time from Dorchester, Massachusetts, weighing 3274 02:49:20.120 --> 02:49:22.920 two one hundred forty five pounds. 3275 02:49:22.840 --> 02:49:27.319 The Duke of Dorchester, Pete Doherty. 3276 02:49:31.360 --> 02:49:35.360 It's so tremendous, it's so great. There he is. 3277 02:49:35.959 --> 02:49:39.159 And were you cringing like I was that one of 3278 02:49:39.200 --> 02:49:42.920 these fans was gonna grab Bertha inappropriately on her way 3279 02:49:42.959 --> 02:49:43.399 to the ring. 3280 02:49:44.159 --> 02:49:47.200 Yeah, yeah, I mean, she's like all over the place. 3281 02:49:47.920 --> 02:49:50.079 There is a moment where Jyd snaps his head around, 3282 02:49:50.120 --> 02:49:50.799 like what's your problem? 3283 02:49:50.879 --> 02:49:53.360 Man? Gets right in someone's face. Yeah, because they grabbed. 3284 02:49:53.120 --> 02:49:55.040 They didn't grab her in appropriately, but they grabbed him 3285 02:49:55.079 --> 02:49:59.760 and like stopped their progress. Wild wild stuff, wild scenes, 3286 02:50:00.040 --> 02:50:02.920 as they say now, and you better believe Mel Phillips 3287 02:50:03.040 --> 02:50:03.760 is lingering. 3288 02:50:04.239 --> 02:50:06.360 Oh yeah, around ring side, he's hungry. 3289 02:50:08.040 --> 02:50:12.440 JD Predator seats his mom at ringside and slugs Doherty 3290 02:50:12.479 --> 02:50:13.879 from the apron and drops him with the head button. 3291 02:50:13.920 --> 02:50:15.799 Run away final match here on the first Saturday Nights 3292 02:50:15.879 --> 02:50:18.079 Made event and the ring JD slugs Dorty comes up 3293 02:50:18.079 --> 02:50:20.680 swinging at nothing in particular, does the Duke of Dorchester 3294 02:50:21.159 --> 02:50:23.120 Irish whipping a big wind up in a lariat by 3295 02:50:23.159 --> 02:50:26.120 the dog drops Doherty and he does you know the 3296 02:50:26.239 --> 02:50:28.639 our our ror mouth thing he used to do. Yep, 3297 02:50:28.760 --> 02:50:31.000 the dog is one of a kind. Vince Mcmandaclayer is 3298 02:50:31.000 --> 02:50:32.959 of course, you know, we know eighty five, eighty four, 3299 02:50:33.079 --> 02:50:35.520 eighty five In particular, they had designs and making JYD 3300 02:50:35.600 --> 02:50:38.159 the number two baby face under Hogan. We talked about 3301 02:50:38.159 --> 02:50:40.360 this when he did the whole Comania VHS tape for 3302 02:50:40.440 --> 02:50:43.079 the Cossseum Home video collection and how JOYD is so 3303 02:50:43.200 --> 02:50:45.760 prominently featured but the drug issues were just too much 3304 02:50:45.840 --> 02:50:49.079 and he just became unreliable and it didn't really work out. 3305 02:50:49.319 --> 02:50:51.079 I think that, you know, in some ways this show 3306 02:50:51.159 --> 02:50:52.879 is symbolic of that because Paul o Oren Dwarf is 3307 02:50:52.879 --> 02:50:55.000 obviously coming up the rear as the number two baby 3308 02:50:55.040 --> 02:50:59.159 face now right right now, the dog spot. You can 3309 02:50:59.200 --> 02:51:02.079 never say that without it's either him or Patterson that 3310 02:51:02.159 --> 02:51:07.079 comes up. The self Professor Duke of Dorchester. 3311 02:51:07.440 --> 02:51:09.879 H here we go. This this, this is, this is 3312 02:51:10.000 --> 02:51:13.639 abstually tremendous. Okay, this is one of the greatest fucking 3313 02:51:14.319 --> 02:51:19.399 things I ever heard, and the visual really adds to it. 3314 02:51:19.680 --> 02:51:23.920 Just listen, he self Professt Duke called Dorchester Pete Darty. 3315 02:51:24.120 --> 02:51:31.799 I think problems when they get dared, big problems. Cardy 3316 02:51:31.879 --> 02:51:35.319 messing up you teeth. He's gonna mess some hair as well. 3317 02:51:35.680 --> 02:51:38.319 And the dog watch the Grand Pete Garty around his 3318 02:51:38.600 --> 02:51:40.520 old gurry unique style. 3319 02:51:47.200 --> 02:51:50.120 Of course, he's working seven to three at the fucking shipyard. 3320 02:51:50.159 --> 02:51:53.840 On top of it, you know, he did fucking like 3321 02:51:54.079 --> 02:51:57.000 can you imagine how fast he drove to fucking Long 3322 02:51:57.040 --> 02:52:01.120 Island in the Camaro whatever Friday, I mean Friday fucking night. 3323 02:52:01.200 --> 02:52:01.959 He's got rush. 3324 02:52:02.760 --> 02:52:04.520 He's got to make a Saturday night show at the 3325 02:52:04.559 --> 02:52:05.440 Spectrum in Philly. 3326 02:52:05.799 --> 02:52:09.520 Exactly, God, exactly, not to mention a Sunday morning show 3327 02:52:09.559 --> 02:52:13.120 in Lowell. All right, he rolled in Philly like four 3328 02:52:13.159 --> 02:52:18.639 am on Saturday, like like this fucking guy, all right, 3329 02:52:18.840 --> 02:52:23.719 he gets toss from the ring j Whitey grabs his 3330 02:52:23.840 --> 02:52:30.079 hair and his mouth. The Duke's mouth extends maybe five inches, yes, 3331 02:52:30.440 --> 02:52:35.079 all right, and all you see is this black from 3332 02:52:35.680 --> 02:52:39.559 his hollow mouth, and then you see the fucking little fangs, 3333 02:52:39.639 --> 02:52:44.920 his little fucking snaggle teeth on the bottom, and it's 3334 02:52:45.000 --> 02:52:46.959 just like it's one of them. And then you hear 3335 02:52:47.040 --> 02:52:52.879 this high pitched screech at like honestly, honestly, like you 3336 02:52:52.959 --> 02:52:55.920 know what I see where Daniel Stern got his inspiration from. 3337 02:52:56.479 --> 02:52:59.760 All right, it's sucking Duke of dog Chester and it 3338 02:52:59.879 --> 02:53:03.360 is just one of the greatest. Like I just I 3339 02:53:03.520 --> 02:53:06.879 rewound that maybe three times because it was so amazing. 3340 02:53:07.520 --> 02:53:10.840 I'm glad you isolated that I forgot about him squealing. 3341 02:53:10.479 --> 02:53:15.040 Like ah, the screaming was just so tremendous, like what 3342 02:53:15.159 --> 02:53:16.520 Mick Foley would do his mankind. 3343 02:53:16.959 --> 02:53:17.959 Yeah, yeah, you're right. 3344 02:53:18.440 --> 02:53:20.600 Interesting and this is all happening right in front of 3345 02:53:20.680 --> 02:53:23.799 Mama dog By the way, yes there observing it like 3346 02:53:23.879 --> 02:53:24.639 it's Sunday. 3347 02:53:24.399 --> 02:53:27.680 Which I would imagine that he probably cranked it up 3348 02:53:27.719 --> 02:53:30.680 a few notches just just because she was They happened 3349 02:53:30.680 --> 02:53:32.319 to be in front of her, absolutely, you know. 3350 02:53:32.959 --> 02:53:35.920 And Dorty even cocks his fist like he's gonna hit 3351 02:53:35.959 --> 02:53:38.399 the mom and Jyd stops that and loads him back 3352 02:53:38.399 --> 02:53:40.360 into the ring. Doughty pounces though on the dog as 3353 02:53:40.399 --> 02:53:42.280 they re enter, and Vincess he's no slouch at all, 3354 02:53:42.360 --> 02:53:45.319 but he has no effect on the on the dog. 3355 02:53:45.399 --> 02:53:46.120 Here what he's doing. 3356 02:53:46.520 --> 02:53:48.719 And Junkyard dog pounces right back in floors some with 3357 02:53:48.719 --> 02:53:51.200 a right hand and a snapmare by the JYD and 3358 02:53:51.360 --> 02:53:53.319 he goes vintage with those head butts down on all 3359 02:53:53.360 --> 02:53:56.120 fours that he used to do. Yep, that draws an 3360 02:53:56.200 --> 02:53:59.040 ouch from Ventor as well as Vince says. It's he's 3361 02:53:59.120 --> 02:54:01.120 like a big bull mask if in there is the Jyd. 3362 02:54:01.520 --> 02:54:03.920 Dorty hits the floor, refling in the count. Dorerty climbs up, 3363 02:54:03.959 --> 02:54:05.959 gets cut off, tossed off the top rope ric flair 3364 02:54:06.000 --> 02:54:08.479 style with a gorilla presslamb. Dorty came here to bump. 3365 02:54:09.079 --> 02:54:12.239 They did listen listen, right, Doty Doerty knows what he 3366 02:54:12.319 --> 02:54:15.440 has to do. Doherty here, Doherty is here to show 3367 02:54:16.799 --> 02:54:21.639 the Long Island faithful exactly what it means to be 3368 02:54:21.719 --> 02:54:24.239 a heel jobber in this business. 3369 02:54:25.120 --> 02:54:28.159 All right. He is there to show you, all right, 3370 02:54:28.239 --> 02:54:33.520 he's Pete Doherty is there to make stars. Yes, that's 3371 02:54:33.559 --> 02:54:34.040 what he's doing. 3372 02:54:34.200 --> 02:54:36.079 Jesse says that one came from ten feet up, by 3373 02:54:36.120 --> 02:54:36.520 the way. 3374 02:54:37.280 --> 02:54:40.760 Which again you do that math that they're they're not 3375 02:54:41.399 --> 02:54:45.360 wrestlers are taller than the turn buckles, okay, yep, which 3376 02:54:45.680 --> 02:54:49.639 means that the turn buckles are like five feet. Okay, 3377 02:54:50.520 --> 02:54:53.159 I mean maybe his head is ten feet, but he 3378 02:54:53.239 --> 02:54:57.319 didn't have a ten foot fall. Okay, not even close 3379 02:54:57.680 --> 02:55:00.719 the five falls as far as Jyd's arms can reach 3380 02:55:00.799 --> 02:55:06.000 and right, ten feet exactly. Yeah. I always they always 3381 02:55:06.040 --> 02:55:08.120 do that. They always make it seem like if you 3382 02:55:08.200 --> 02:55:13.680 actually think about how tall everything is, you know, it 3383 02:55:13.840 --> 02:55:15.639 makes no sense what they say, Like they always talk 3384 02:55:15.680 --> 02:55:18.040 about like in the other like they talk about the 3385 02:55:18.600 --> 02:55:20.840 like the ring post being like fifteen twenty feet high 3386 02:55:20.879 --> 02:55:22.879 from the from the floor, and it's like, no, it's 3387 02:55:22.920 --> 02:55:27.040 not possible. Like again, they're taller, they're taller than the 3388 02:55:27.159 --> 02:55:30.280 apron buy a significant amount, Like the apron's got to 3389 02:55:30.319 --> 02:55:33.360 be like four and a half feet and then you know, 3390 02:55:33.639 --> 02:55:35.479 then you add five feet on top of that with 3391 02:55:35.600 --> 02:55:37.440 the turn buckles. That's nine and a half feet. That's 3392 02:55:37.440 --> 02:55:41.879 not fifteen feet. It's not twenty feet, right, no, right, 3393 02:55:42.040 --> 02:55:44.479 And like this is twenty foot high steel cage. Like 3394 02:55:44.600 --> 02:55:48.440 do you the wrestlers are more than half the height 3395 02:55:48.760 --> 02:55:52.959 of the cage. Like the only twenty foot cage is 3396 02:55:53.000 --> 02:55:55.520 the hell on hisself. That's twenty foot cage. You know. 3397 02:55:55.639 --> 02:55:57.360 But like when they have the blue cage out there 3398 02:55:57.360 --> 02:55:59.559 and they talk about a fifteen foot high steel cage, No, 3399 02:55:59.719 --> 02:56:02.000 it's not like these guys are six feet and you know, 3400 02:56:02.120 --> 02:56:04.559 six seven feet and like they're they're more than halfway 3401 02:56:05.000 --> 02:56:09.559 up the fucking gage. Oh good stuff. Wrestling math Man 3402 02:56:09.680 --> 02:56:10.799 is a bizarre thing. 3403 02:56:10.879 --> 02:56:13.120 Well, the nation is getting introduced to wrestling math on 3404 02:56:13.200 --> 02:56:14.280 this night, I would think, and. 3405 02:56:14.319 --> 02:56:18.600 Some yeah fuks here okay, great. 3406 02:56:20.360 --> 02:56:22.639 Now has a headful of Dougherty's hair and hitting those 3407 02:56:22.639 --> 02:56:26.760 head butts rubbery legs, and Pete Doherty called out, it's 3408 02:56:26.760 --> 02:56:28.479 so funny. Pete Doherty is the guy with the rubber 3409 02:56:28.639 --> 02:56:30.600 legs on this show and he didn't have an lj N. 3410 02:56:34.000 --> 02:56:35.360 They should have made one for him though. 3411 02:56:35.360 --> 02:56:37.399 He should have just for shit. I mean, that would 3412 02:56:37.440 --> 02:56:39.000 be a great collector's I'm sure. 3413 02:56:38.879 --> 02:56:41.360 One of these novelty wrestling feeder companies that have sprouted 3414 02:56:41.440 --> 02:56:42.959 up in the past decade have done one of him, 3415 02:56:42.959 --> 02:56:45.159 because he he was one of those like deep cut 3416 02:56:45.280 --> 02:56:47.000 guys that if you knew, you knew, you know what 3417 02:56:47.079 --> 02:56:50.280 I mean? Yeah, Jyd with the atomic drop, and they 3418 02:56:50.319 --> 02:56:51.879 talk about how much of an embarrassment it would be 3419 02:56:51.879 --> 02:56:55.799 if the junk junkyard Dog lost this match on Mother's Day. Yeah, 3420 02:56:55.840 --> 02:56:57.520 it's only that it's Mother's Day. It's that it would 3421 02:56:57.520 --> 02:56:58.520 be to the Duke of Dorchester. 3422 02:56:58.639 --> 02:57:00.719 That would be the biggest. So they cut to Mom. 3423 02:57:00.799 --> 02:57:03.360 She's smiling but kind of apprehensive, I think, still about 3424 02:57:03.399 --> 02:57:06.000 being there. They talk about earlier how she's never you know, 3425 02:57:06.200 --> 02:57:08.879 left Louisiana, never been in New York before, or whatever 3426 02:57:08.920 --> 02:57:11.360 the case. She doesn't really want to be there, let's 3427 02:57:11.399 --> 02:57:11.799 be honest. 3428 02:57:12.280 --> 02:57:14.399 Oh no, she listens to the last thing. The only 3429 02:57:14.479 --> 02:57:17.159 reason she's there is because she heard Vince McMann will 3430 02:57:17.159 --> 02:57:18.879 give her a paycheck. She heard there's gonna be cake 3431 02:57:18.920 --> 02:57:24.319 all over the room at the Yes, Matt too page check. 3432 02:57:26.120 --> 02:57:28.280 J y d then lifts up Pete Doherty with a 3433 02:57:28.319 --> 02:57:28.840 bit of a delay. 3434 02:57:28.959 --> 02:57:30.600 You can tell that vinsic man, I'm not doing this 3435 02:57:30.719 --> 02:57:34.799 for free. She trusts all them up at the end. 3436 02:57:36.360 --> 02:57:39.799 I'm not going out there, mister McMahon. You know you 3437 02:57:39.879 --> 02:57:42.760 said to me, I'm on TV, I'm gonna work for money. 3438 02:57:43.280 --> 02:57:45.000 Your mother sure does love you, Sylvester. 3439 02:57:45.440 --> 02:57:46.079 Oh she is. 3440 02:57:46.360 --> 02:57:49.200 I'll tell you what she is. A character, she said 3441 02:57:49.239 --> 02:57:53.520 here on the w characters are welcome. According to Dick Everson. 3442 02:57:53.360 --> 02:57:55.559 When he brought in Bertha Fay in the mid nineties, 3443 02:57:55.600 --> 02:57:58.239 you gotta think, oh, for sure, he's always had a 3444 02:57:58.319 --> 02:58:02.319 thing about you know, THEA characters. You know, like, yes, 3445 02:58:03.120 --> 02:58:06.280 black moms like he He remember he had a Bobby Lashley, 3446 02:58:06.360 --> 02:58:10.239 No was Shelton Benjamin. He hired an actress that looked 3447 02:58:10.319 --> 02:58:13.159 just like this. He could be his mama. He just 3448 02:58:13.200 --> 02:58:14.559 thought there was the funniest thing in the world. 3449 02:58:14.799 --> 02:58:22.799 Because because he's racist and comes down you know, so 3450 02:58:23.079 --> 02:58:25.239 uh yeah, so he did. And the thing is, you know, 3451 02:58:25.399 --> 02:58:27.319 he's racist and doesn't understand that he is. That's the 3452 02:58:27.360 --> 02:58:29.520 thing about Vindric Mann is that he doesn't understand that 3453 02:58:29.600 --> 02:58:31.280 he actually is racist. That's funny. 3454 02:58:31.319 --> 02:58:34.440 What's coming into relief is like Paul like, I don't 3455 02:58:34.479 --> 02:58:36.479 know all these a lot of black wrestlers have going 3456 02:58:36.520 --> 02:58:38.639 to a w and have kind of intimated like it's 3457 02:58:38.760 --> 02:58:42.239 not a great place to be African American in these days, 3458 02:58:42.239 --> 02:58:46.920 which I thought was fascinating in which one. That's one 3459 02:58:47.000 --> 02:58:51.319 thing about Vince, like really as as much as he 3460 02:58:51.440 --> 02:58:54.680 could perpetuate stereotypes, yeah. 3461 02:58:54.559 --> 02:58:58.639 He did, he did. Yeah, you know what I mean, 3462 02:58:58.680 --> 02:59:00.639 he did lean into some stuff for that. 3463 02:59:00.760 --> 02:59:02.760 Yeah, the whole time, there was always a spot at 3464 02:59:02.760 --> 02:59:05.399 the table and it's and it's it's it shouldn't be 3465 02:59:05.479 --> 02:59:07.840 like a token spot. That that was a problem with wrestling. 3466 02:59:07.840 --> 02:59:09.520 It was like, you know, we have one black star 3467 02:59:09.559 --> 02:59:10.479 and that's it. That's enough. 3468 02:59:10.600 --> 02:59:10.760 You know. 3469 02:59:11.319 --> 02:59:12.200 That was always so right. 3470 02:59:12.399 --> 02:59:14.639 That was my junk yard. Dog was a fucking millionaire. 3471 02:59:14.760 --> 02:59:16.920 Was because the promoters had that mentality. Although he was 3472 02:59:17.000 --> 02:59:19.440 exceptionally talented and had exceptional charism, I should say it 3473 02:59:19.520 --> 02:59:21.680 was good on the stick. He was the man for 3474 02:59:21.760 --> 02:59:24.760 the job, no question. But but that was the mentality 3475 02:59:24.799 --> 02:59:27.959 we really just need one, uh at that time, and 3476 02:59:29.200 --> 02:59:30.840 but now Vince was all you know, Vince was always 3477 02:59:30.879 --> 02:59:34.600 on the hunt for black Stars and and and took 3478 02:59:34.639 --> 02:59:38.840 a particular interest in in pushing them put Kobe Kingston over, 3479 02:59:39.079 --> 02:59:43.799 although yuh, the lawsuit tells us perhaps for different reasons 3480 02:59:43.840 --> 02:59:46.319 than we would have liked to have thought. Yes, yep, 3481 02:59:46.760 --> 02:59:49.719 but in fact that that's an interesting one. So j 3482 02:59:49.879 --> 02:59:52.040 Wyde lifts in the delay in a big power slam 3483 02:59:52.120 --> 02:59:54.959 that gets the one, two, three, and uh. In three 3484 02:59:55.040 --> 02:59:57.879 minutes and fifteen seconds. The junk Yard Dog defeats Pete 3485 02:59:57.879 --> 03:00:00.559 Doherty here at Saturday Night's main event. No react and whatsoever. 3486 03:00:00.639 --> 03:00:02.799 They cut to one fan who's standing with his hand raised. 3487 03:00:03.639 --> 03:00:06.520 Something went wrong clearly here because you see Jyd looking 3488 03:00:06.600 --> 03:00:08.760 down on Doherty like he's not done with the match, 3489 03:00:09.079 --> 03:00:10.799 and he's very slow to get up from his knees 3490 03:00:10.840 --> 03:00:13.120 after the successful three count, and you can tell he's 3491 03:00:13.159 --> 03:00:15.840 thinking about what to do. I think I think he 3492 03:00:15.959 --> 03:00:18.879 expected Doherty to kick out, honestly, or that there was 3493 03:00:18.920 --> 03:00:20.479 more of the match to do. I'm not sure what 3494 03:00:20.559 --> 03:00:22.239 it was, but it's very strange. 3495 03:00:23.239 --> 03:00:23.639 Asked him. 3496 03:00:23.799 --> 03:00:25.719 I know I should have asked him. Yeah, I didn't 3497 03:00:25.719 --> 03:00:27.639 really have this fresh in my mind, that I didn't 3498 03:00:27.680 --> 03:00:29.239 have a streaming service to look it up, but I 3499 03:00:29.280 --> 03:00:31.879 would have I would have definitely asked him about this, 3500 03:00:32.200 --> 03:00:35.399 realizing when you look at the whole sweep of his career, 3501 03:00:35.559 --> 03:00:38.000 this was the most exposure he had had, was this, ma. 3502 03:00:38.120 --> 03:00:39.680 I don'lt imagine. This's got to be the biggest thing 3503 03:00:39.719 --> 03:00:40.159 he ever did. 3504 03:00:40.520 --> 03:00:42.479 He had a big match on that final night at 3505 03:00:42.479 --> 03:00:44.440 the Garden show they did in ninety five before they 3506 03:00:44.440 --> 03:00:46.879 closed down the old Garden. They played it up a 3507 03:00:46.959 --> 03:00:48.079 lot because he was the local guy. 3508 03:00:48.200 --> 03:00:51.799 So that might be it. But as far as I, yeah, 3509 03:00:51.799 --> 03:00:53.760 he's STI alive, that's crazy. I thought he would have 3510 03:00:53.760 --> 03:00:55.120 been gone by now. To me, he felt he was 3511 03:00:55.159 --> 03:00:57.600 eighty when I went to visit. He looked eighty in 3512 03:00:57.680 --> 03:01:01.520 this fucking match. I know, you know he's not even eighty. 3513 03:01:01.520 --> 03:01:04.120 He's seventy nine. It's wild. He'll be eighty in a 3514 03:01:04.159 --> 03:01:07.479 couple of days, actually be eighty, and he'll be eighty 3515 03:01:07.559 --> 03:01:10.319 in uh five days. Unbelievable. 3516 03:01:11.200 --> 03:01:27.079 It's the Lapsed Fall wrestling podcast, the wrestling podcast that 3517 03:01:27.239 --> 03:01:30.680 knows the boys need their candy. It's the Lapsed Fan. 3518 03:01:45.399 --> 03:01:49.280 He's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling podcast with Jack and Carnacio 3519 03:01:49.760 --> 03:01:50.760 m JP sorrow. 3520 03:01:51.680 --> 03:01:55.239 Yeah, so it says design. He was called one of 3521 03:01:55.319 --> 03:01:58.479 his names the designated hit Man. I never heard of 3522 03:01:58.520 --> 03:02:00.840 that one. Brett the Desert it hit man Hard. 3523 03:02:01.159 --> 03:02:02.840 Well, yeah, this is right around the time that they 3524 03:02:02.920 --> 03:02:05.959 first started calling Brett the Hitman. I saw an episode 3525 03:02:06.000 --> 03:02:08.879 of Primetime where Jesse says Brett Hart as a new 3526 03:02:09.000 --> 03:02:10.680 nickname because this is where. 3527 03:02:10.680 --> 03:02:13.600 Like Annville is a hit man. Yeah, that's what they said. 3528 03:02:14.040 --> 03:02:15.760 But this is where Anvil came in for like two 3529 03:02:15.799 --> 03:02:19.879 weeks before Brett Hart did and and did some you know, 3530 03:02:20.040 --> 03:02:22.799 powered squash matches at the garden and stuff before Brett 3531 03:02:22.920 --> 03:02:25.719 came in, right after e Vince bought out ste And 3532 03:02:26.479 --> 03:02:29.680 you know, Anvil was temporarily and he was with Jimmy Hart. 3533 03:02:29.719 --> 03:02:31.120 I don't think he was temporarily with Heen and I 3534 03:02:31.159 --> 03:02:33.520 think he may have been. But they presented Anvil as 3535 03:02:33.600 --> 03:02:36.399 like this new powerhouse singles heel, and all of a sudden, 3536 03:02:36.440 --> 03:02:39.399 Brett shows up and their tag team. It's only it's 3537 03:02:39.440 --> 03:02:41.479 in a matter of weeks between WrestleMania one and this 3538 03:02:41.520 --> 03:02:43.760 show that it all goes down. And it's so funny 3539 03:02:43.760 --> 03:02:45.680 to hear them talk about Brett like this newcomer, you 3540 03:02:45.760 --> 03:02:49.639 know that they're curious about. But yeah, so the mom 3541 03:02:49.719 --> 03:02:51.120 comes in the ring and they dance. 3542 03:02:50.959 --> 03:02:53.319 Because I'm sy, I'm just looking up some some quick 3543 03:02:53.360 --> 03:02:56.079 stuff on on on the duke. Here does Brett talk 3544 03:02:56.200 --> 03:03:01.440 about him in his book that hen look it up 3545 03:03:01.479 --> 03:03:03.760 because he beats him in a King of the Ring 3546 03:03:03.840 --> 03:03:09.559 in ninety one. Open. Yeah he uh, Dougherty, I guess replaced. 3547 03:03:09.719 --> 03:03:16.719 Uh he replaced the tornado not surprisingly? Oh really? Yeah, yeah, 3548 03:03:19.239 --> 03:03:22.520 he's not the book interesting. I never knew that he 3549 03:03:22.600 --> 03:03:25.040 writes about everything else. He doesn't run up. He fucking 3550 03:03:25.079 --> 03:03:27.959 doty idiot, fucking breads. 3551 03:03:27.399 --> 03:03:31.239 Supposed to kick out another book coming out focused on 3552 03:03:31.520 --> 03:03:33.319 match by match recollections. 3553 03:03:33.559 --> 03:03:35.799 All right, he'll be in that one. Yeah, it could be. 3554 03:03:35.920 --> 03:03:38.479 We'll have some more talk about pat roach. My god, 3555 03:03:38.600 --> 03:03:40.600 is j Y d heaving after this match? He is, 3556 03:03:40.719 --> 03:03:44.920 Oh my god, bathing so heavily like that. Listen, listen 3557 03:03:45.319 --> 03:03:49.000 he is. He is sucking wind like a kid sucks 3558 03:03:49.079 --> 03:03:50.360 down a fucking milkshake. 3559 03:03:50.440 --> 03:03:52.000 And the mom gets up on the apron and has 3560 03:03:52.040 --> 03:03:54.040 a hard time getting under the middle rope that they manage, 3561 03:03:54.040 --> 03:03:56.520 and they do the dance. They boogy a little bit, 3562 03:03:56.559 --> 03:04:01.879 so listen he if yeah, he barely boogies. All right, 3563 03:04:01.879 --> 03:04:04.600 I told you he is so fucking ghasted, and. 3564 03:04:04.639 --> 03:04:06.559 It's just so Vince can say, I wonder if the 3565 03:04:06.639 --> 03:04:08.600 dogs had to get down. Oh yeah, look at this. 3566 03:04:08.799 --> 03:04:11.399 He loves that, and he says, oh yeah, mama, yeah, 3567 03:04:11.959 --> 03:04:14.760 and she hardly does anything. Mama gets down. Yeah, I 3568 03:04:14.840 --> 03:04:15.840 love mama getting down. 3569 03:04:16.479 --> 03:04:20.559 And Vince reminds you me that we're going to give 3570 03:04:20.600 --> 03:04:24.559 you a Mother's Day surprise with Cindy Lauper to close. 3571 03:04:24.319 --> 03:04:27.440 Out this show. And then everybody wants go to break to. 3572 03:04:27.440 --> 03:04:28.959 Come back, and there's a party scene. It looks like 3573 03:04:29.000 --> 03:04:31.639 the same facility they rented out for Butcher Overshawn's wedding. 3574 03:04:31.440 --> 03:04:33.920 That they tracked. I imagine that it probably is the 3575 03:04:33.959 --> 03:04:36.440 fact that they were welcome back is a fucking miracle. 3576 03:04:36.959 --> 03:04:38.719 I bet it's there. I bet it's like a fucking 3577 03:04:39.399 --> 03:04:43.920 set or something in there in there in any Titan Towers. No, no, 3578 03:04:44.079 --> 03:04:44.600 this is no. 3579 03:04:45.600 --> 03:04:47.680 They didn't have anything at Titan Towers. Then, besides the 3580 03:04:47.719 --> 03:04:51.799 control room, they taped TNT and ownings mills may okay, yeah, 3581 03:04:52.440 --> 03:04:54.399 now this was the this was something they rented. I 3582 03:04:54.399 --> 03:04:56.559 remember Steele saying they rented a place to do that, 3583 03:04:57.319 --> 03:05:00.399 and that everyone got so drunk that they they swore 3584 03:05:00.479 --> 03:05:02.639 by the time it was over and the cake was everywhere, 3585 03:05:02.760 --> 03:05:06.000 and that woman was remember the Samonans grabbed that woman 3586 03:05:06.040 --> 03:05:07.840 by the hair, and we're like, oh, yeah, for she 3587 03:05:07.879 --> 03:05:10.479 had a fucking panic attack because she really thought that 3588 03:05:10.719 --> 03:05:14.360 they were going to like assault her. And everyone's slipping 3589 03:05:14.399 --> 03:05:16.000 and sliding that there's no way they're going to air 3590 03:05:16.079 --> 03:05:18.120 this because no one never done this for pro wrestling before. 3591 03:05:18.200 --> 03:05:20.840 This was like heels and faces in the same banquet hall. 3592 03:05:21.040 --> 03:05:24.399 It was so stupid. I were Aaron at Pale, that's 3593 03:05:24.440 --> 03:05:27.200 great stuff. And so this is just so weird. 3594 03:05:27.680 --> 03:05:29.680 And this is another page out of that book. Trying 3595 03:05:29.680 --> 03:05:35.520 to bring that to NBC Primetime or NBC Network Television. Yeah, 3596 03:05:35.600 --> 03:05:37.639 it's it's it's Bertha. 3597 03:05:37.920 --> 03:05:42.239 She's there. They interview her quickly. She says she's real proud, 3598 03:05:42.280 --> 03:05:44.799 blah blah blah. And you know what I love too 3599 03:05:44.840 --> 03:05:47.239 about this fucking scene is that everybody, first of all, 3600 03:05:47.920 --> 03:05:53.479 you get this number one, you've got this, you get heels, Yep, 3601 03:05:53.559 --> 03:05:58.719 you do invited like like like Sydney Lauper invited her enemies. 3602 03:05:59.120 --> 03:06:02.639 Yes she did to this thing, okay, and and and 3603 03:06:03.639 --> 03:06:05.680 but they're all in a line, like they're all in 3604 03:06:05.760 --> 03:06:07.920 like a receiving line so they can face the camera right, 3605 03:06:08.000 --> 03:06:12.000 and it's so awkward and so phony stand there like that. 3606 03:06:12.799 --> 03:06:16.280 But the best part is seeing the iron cheek and 3607 03:06:16.360 --> 03:06:21.799 Nikolai Volkov just standing around holding disposable cups in their hand. 3608 03:06:22.200 --> 03:06:25.520 My god, like just imagine, like again, you're just like 3609 03:06:25.600 --> 03:06:27.520 at a at a at a at a function, at 3610 03:06:27.680 --> 03:06:30.319 like a party, and like they're just standing around, like 3611 03:06:30.479 --> 03:06:35.280 you know, just talking and drinking from their fucking you know, 3612 03:06:35.440 --> 03:06:38.600 plastic cups in full ring wear too, and yeah, exactly, 3613 03:06:38.680 --> 03:06:40.520 you know, he's still wearing his fucking Russian hat and 3614 03:06:40.559 --> 03:06:43.440 everything amazing, just hilarious. 3615 03:06:43.600 --> 03:06:45.719 She says, gene me and him sick and tone of 3616 03:06:45.840 --> 03:06:48.120 Cyndi Lauper and that's fat Lue Albano and a band 3617 03:06:48.280 --> 03:06:50.200 was like, hey, there's a chance to get in the frame. 3618 03:06:50.280 --> 03:06:52.639 Hey, and she has invited. 3619 03:06:55.760 --> 03:06:57.920 They invited him too late to get his mom out there, 3620 03:06:58.000 --> 03:07:00.159 and Volkov's crying about how his mother's in Moscow and 3621 03:07:00.280 --> 03:07:03.399 she can't be here. And Vlassie is with this young 3622 03:07:03.479 --> 03:07:05.840 blonde woman and he calls her his mother, Laura. 3623 03:07:06.319 --> 03:07:09.200 Laura. Yeah, that's right. It's like maybe I think, like 3624 03:07:09.319 --> 03:07:10.840 forty years younger than him. Totally. 3625 03:07:11.440 --> 03:07:13.479 She's some model. I'm sure they hired to bring in 3626 03:07:13.639 --> 03:07:15.799 or something like that. Yeah, I'd love to know anybody 3627 03:07:15.840 --> 03:07:19.079 that can identify her or be fascinating because I'm always 3628 03:07:19.440 --> 03:07:22.879 obsessed with like these these short little casting decisions they 3629 03:07:22.920 --> 03:07:24.799 make for these skits back then these people end up 3630 03:07:24.799 --> 03:07:26.799 in the world of wrestling for like twenty five seconds, 3631 03:07:27.040 --> 03:07:29.920 I know, and they're like they're they're they're in so 3632 03:07:30.000 --> 03:07:33.840 many ways like massively important, right, you know, because like 3633 03:07:33.879 --> 03:07:35.079 you just like, why. 3634 03:07:34.920 --> 03:07:37.200 Are they there? Why them? How did that happen? What 3635 03:07:37.600 --> 03:07:43.879 exactly what went on to to have this person be 3636 03:07:44.079 --> 03:07:47.639 there in that moment? I need all that information. 3637 03:07:48.840 --> 03:07:51.520 So Jeane's about to, uh, you know, try to investigate 3638 03:07:51.559 --> 03:07:54.600 whether this is really Freddy Blassie's mother, and Freddy BLASTSI 3639 03:07:54.639 --> 03:07:56.879 puts a stop to that. Albano has a speech, not 3640 03:07:56.959 --> 03:08:05.559 a surprise, Let's says something about how Blassi that's definitely 3641 03:08:05.600 --> 03:08:09.280 not his girlfriend, et cetera. They were chasing this is 3642 03:08:09.319 --> 03:08:14.159 what Blassie has a poem. Okay, they were just remember Albano, 3643 03:08:14.239 --> 03:08:18.159 when Lassie were chasing each other around minutes ago, an 3644 03:08:18.200 --> 03:08:20.559 hour ago, they were trying to kill each other. Albano 3645 03:08:21.159 --> 03:08:23.920 You're somebody special, can't you see? Because without your mother's 3646 03:08:24.000 --> 03:08:28.479 we wouldn't be Oh, he says before May the Good 3647 03:08:28.520 --> 03:08:31.280 Lord Jesus bless you all, and you Katrina most of all. 3648 03:08:32.000 --> 03:08:37.520 Katrine rather is Katrine Dominique is Cidney Lauper's mother's name, 3649 03:08:38.079 --> 03:08:40.200 and she's there. Lapper is not her real last name, 3650 03:08:40.239 --> 03:08:44.959 it's a stage name. So there is Ruth Hogan's back, 3651 03:08:45.280 --> 03:08:47.639 the same Ruth ho she celebrated in the locker room 3652 03:08:47.680 --> 03:08:50.000 of the Garden when Hogan pincheeked when the Belt in 3653 03:08:50.079 --> 03:08:53.360 January eighty four. His father was there as well. Yep, 3654 03:08:53.600 --> 03:08:55.360 we covered that when we did that show to kick 3655 03:08:55.399 --> 03:08:57.879 off last year. And Ruth is back in our lives, 3656 03:08:57.959 --> 03:08:59.920 and Hogan says, this is a very special day with 3657 03:09:00.040 --> 03:09:02.079 a special lady in a special victory. I've got a 3658 03:09:02.120 --> 03:09:04.319 lot of good friends here and we're all happy, except 3659 03:09:04.360 --> 03:09:05.479 for Volkoff and Blassy. 3660 03:09:05.760 --> 03:09:06.680 Those are enemies, man. 3661 03:09:06.760 --> 03:09:09.760 So at least Hulk is doing something to acknowledge right 3662 03:09:10.239 --> 03:09:12.479 the awkwardness of being in the same room with Heels. 3663 03:09:13.479 --> 03:09:15.440 It's particularly the one he pinned for the championship the 3664 03:09:15.479 --> 03:09:18.639 year before, So there's a gene now with Cindy hope 3665 03:09:18.639 --> 03:09:21.920 everyone's having a good time. She's having a wonderful time, 3666 03:09:22.399 --> 03:09:25.680 is uh Sidney Lauper's mom. And I'm so pleased about 3667 03:09:25.680 --> 03:09:29.479 this special occasion because Katrine says, because now mother's all 3668 03:09:29.520 --> 03:09:31.879 over the world will be so recognized for the job 3669 03:09:31.920 --> 03:09:34.520 they'd done with their children, or what the fuck that's 3670 03:09:34.520 --> 03:09:35.079 supposed to mean. 3671 03:09:35.280 --> 03:09:37.280 I mean they weren't before. I understand. I don't know, man, 3672 03:09:37.520 --> 03:09:40.760 Mother's Day, Wesday's been a holiday long before Saturday's main event. 3673 03:09:40.840 --> 03:09:42.760 I'm looking into this mother's eyes and we've got our 3674 03:09:43.000 --> 03:09:45.920 We've got a carne on her hands. She's a carney. 3675 03:09:46.760 --> 03:09:49.639 You can tell she's more than ready for this. Poor 3676 03:09:49.719 --> 03:09:52.360 Wendy with no mom, has to wish her mom a 3677 03:09:52.399 --> 03:09:53.159 happy Mother's. 3678 03:09:53.000 --> 03:09:56.200 Day via screen. It's like, no, no, listen, we have 3679 03:09:56.319 --> 03:09:56.920 enough moms here. 3680 03:09:58.479 --> 03:10:01.559 Did tell CBS that oral history article quote. I was 3681 03:10:01.639 --> 03:10:04.440 hurt that my mother wasn't invited, But that's kind of 3682 03:10:04.520 --> 03:10:06.440 how it was with the women's wrestling. You gotta work 3683 03:10:06.479 --> 03:10:08.600 twice as hard to get half the recognition and pay. 3684 03:10:09.600 --> 03:10:11.520 Okay, yeah, yeah, all right. 3685 03:10:11.600 --> 03:10:13.639 Jean says, this is your day, and Mulla walks in 3686 03:10:13.719 --> 03:10:16.239 with a fucking Zeus costume on for some reason. I 3687 03:10:16.319 --> 03:10:19.840 mean literally the costume Tony Lister wore, Tiny Lister ward. 3688 03:10:20.479 --> 03:10:22.399 I bet I bet they, I bet they they won't. 3689 03:10:22.440 --> 03:10:27.840 We got this Mua use him to Zeus, Huh, what 3690 03:10:27.920 --> 03:10:29.159 do you think, Zeus? 3691 03:10:29.360 --> 03:10:31.000 She wants to know how can you have a party 3692 03:10:31.040 --> 03:10:32.840 without inviting Mulah? I want to know how can you 3693 03:10:32.920 --> 03:10:35.639 have a party and invite Mula. There's a big ass 3694 03:10:35.840 --> 03:10:37.200 cake there, so we know what's going to happen. 3695 03:10:37.200 --> 03:10:38.799 I want to know, how can you invite Mula to 3696 03:10:38.840 --> 03:10:39.280 a party? 3697 03:10:39.559 --> 03:10:42.840 She starts coming in and renting a raven and Jean 3698 03:10:42.879 --> 03:10:45.399 at one point literally says to her face our cameras, 3699 03:10:45.399 --> 03:10:47.680 if you would she's done. She's not even paying an 3700 03:10:47.719 --> 03:10:50.440 attention to the fact that everyone's clearly been instructed to 3701 03:10:50.520 --> 03:10:51.159 face forward. 3702 03:10:51.200 --> 03:10:53.600 As you pointed out, all she's thinking about is fucking 3703 03:10:53.639 --> 03:10:56.000 Wendy Richteres all right, and fucking doing anything. You can 3704 03:10:56.440 --> 03:10:58.440 do anything she can to fucking take him, take him, 3705 03:10:58.600 --> 03:10:59.280 take her down. 3706 03:10:59.159 --> 03:11:00.879 Take he out of the knees. So she's face to 3707 03:11:00.920 --> 03:11:02.920 face with Cindy Lapper is a fabulous Mula. I have 3708 03:11:03.000 --> 03:11:04.840 a daughter, and I raised her right. I didn't raise 3709 03:11:04.879 --> 03:11:08.000 her like she raised you talking to Lapper's mother, and 3710 03:11:08.079 --> 03:11:11.479 you're about the lousiest looking dream yes, stream she calls 3711 03:11:11.559 --> 03:11:13.799 Katrina the lousiest looking thing I've ever seen. You look 3712 03:11:13.840 --> 03:11:15.680 worse than you look in the video. Cindy gets in 3713 03:11:15.680 --> 03:11:17.319 her face. Don't you talk to my mother like that? 3714 03:11:17.760 --> 03:11:19.559 Points to her clothes and what is this supposed to be? 3715 03:11:20.319 --> 03:11:23.000 The way bull is dressed up? She's going on about 3716 03:11:23.040 --> 03:11:25.000 this thing here with a multicolored hair. We call them 3717 03:11:25.040 --> 03:11:28.120 a scare crow, making fun of Cidy Lapper's multicolored hair 3718 03:11:28.319 --> 03:11:31.040 where I come from? And these look worse? And Lapper says, 3719 03:11:31.280 --> 03:11:33.920 did they rescue you with the UFO on the way today? 3720 03:11:34.360 --> 03:11:37.920 Because she is dressed like in a spacesuit? Yah Ellis says, 3721 03:11:37.959 --> 03:11:40.719 you don't even know what that is? A UFO, and 3722 03:11:40.760 --> 03:11:43.440 then Bullis says, you don't even know either. You don't 3723 03:11:43.440 --> 03:11:45.520 even know that they You didn't know that they'd scoop 3724 03:11:45.559 --> 03:11:47.680 you up and take you away with the other scarecrows 3725 03:11:47.760 --> 03:11:49.840 or whatever you are. So Molla's really just reaching here 3726 03:11:50.079 --> 03:11:52.680 for grasping its straws talking about scarecrows? 3727 03:11:54.040 --> 03:11:54.799 Is that what you call her? 3728 03:11:54.879 --> 03:11:58.440 Mulla says, yes, mother, No, Cindy says, yeah, this is 3729 03:11:58.479 --> 03:12:00.520 what you call fashion. That's what my hair is. That 3730 03:12:00.559 --> 03:12:01.680 is what you call fashion. 3731 03:12:02.000 --> 03:12:02.399 Oh cool. 3732 03:12:03.159 --> 03:12:04.680 Then Mulla goes to the mom and you, how do 3733 03:12:04.760 --> 03:12:06.559 you call yourself a mother? You want to see my 3734 03:12:06.760 --> 03:12:12.879 stretch marks, Mullah, I'll show you that. Say that, Oh God, 3735 03:12:13.319 --> 03:12:16.120 I want to see my stretch marks. You want to 3736 03:12:16.159 --> 03:12:17.520 see my stretch marks? 3737 03:12:17.600 --> 03:12:18.000 Mullah? 3738 03:12:18.079 --> 03:12:21.680 You don't think I'm a ma bahuh? Well, are you 3739 03:12:21.760 --> 03:12:22.959 a fucking cunt? Right? 3740 03:12:24.399 --> 03:12:27.079 Then she says Katrine. She looks more like Latrine to me. 3741 03:12:27.200 --> 03:12:31.239 So that's the piperline reprised. And they're shouting and shouting, 3742 03:12:31.280 --> 03:12:33.520 and Mom gets in and shoves Mulla and into the cake. 3743 03:12:33.639 --> 03:12:37.159 And fortunately, on first take, Mulla completely misses this huge 3744 03:12:37.200 --> 03:12:39.680 sheet cake that's on the table and they have to 3745 03:12:39.879 --> 03:12:42.319 like hit the ground and pretend they have the cake 3746 03:12:42.360 --> 03:12:44.440 in their face and come up smearing it all over 3747 03:12:44.479 --> 03:12:47.079 their face. And Jeane is supposed to fall into the cake, 3748 03:12:47.120 --> 03:12:49.000 and he comes up with a pretty good cover. He's 3749 03:12:49.000 --> 03:12:52.959 got a missus doubt fire cream pie face, and Mulla's like, 3750 03:12:53.000 --> 03:12:54.760 look what you've done to us now? And then there's 3751 03:12:54.840 --> 03:12:58.879 this hilarious jump cut because they decide to retake Mulla 3752 03:12:59.000 --> 03:13:02.520 taking cake to the head, so they have they have fucking. 3753 03:13:03.920 --> 03:13:06.559 Who does it? Is it Cindy? Yeah, Cindy picks up 3754 03:13:06.559 --> 03:13:07.479 a piece of cake. 3755 03:13:07.319 --> 03:13:10.680 And just wax mul over the head with it. The 3756 03:13:10.760 --> 03:13:13.639 worst jump cut you've ever seen. It's so stupid, it's 3757 03:13:13.680 --> 03:13:17.120 so campy, and they so pretend that it's by design. 3758 03:13:17.959 --> 03:13:24.159 And and Jeane says, he goes, I don't mind telling you, 3759 03:13:25.000 --> 03:13:27.399 He says, I don't mind telling you during all this craziness. 3760 03:13:27.440 --> 03:13:30.280 He says, I don't mind telling you. As uh Mulla's 3761 03:13:30.479 --> 03:13:31.879 recovering from the cake shot. 3762 03:13:32.680 --> 03:13:33.360 Enough is enough. 3763 03:13:33.840 --> 03:13:35.920 I'm going ahead to the dry cleaners, he says. Then 3764 03:13:35.959 --> 03:13:39.479 Mula stands up, throws cake across the room and totally 3765 03:13:39.559 --> 03:13:42.719 loses her balance and falls down at the knee, lands. 3766 03:13:42.520 --> 03:13:44.239 On her ass a goofball. 3767 03:13:44.399 --> 03:13:47.319 She got a red face and she looks off off 3768 03:13:47.360 --> 03:13:49.319 to the camera like, oh shit, like I really fucking 3769 03:13:49.399 --> 03:13:52.959 hurt myself there as Jeane goes on and on and 3770 03:13:53.079 --> 03:13:53.959 we fade to black. 3771 03:13:54.719 --> 03:13:56.079 Oh and that's that. 3772 03:13:56.920 --> 03:13:59.680 George Steele told Danny brook Holder to me, the biggest 3773 03:13:59.760 --> 03:14:02.000 change professional wrestling came and this is when we became 3774 03:14:02.040 --> 03:14:04.120 total entertainment without a doubt. And it was a cartoon 3775 03:14:04.200 --> 03:14:06.840 over the top, but you were John's wedding on TNT. 3776 03:14:07.280 --> 03:14:09.719 And then afterwards they had the reception. Vince went out 3777 03:14:09.760 --> 03:14:11.479 and got a lot of booze, so everybody was pretty 3778 03:14:11.520 --> 03:14:13.239 well stoned. They were drinking a lot when we did 3779 03:14:13.319 --> 03:14:15.719 that reception. We had that big fight afterwards and tore 3780 03:14:15.840 --> 03:14:17.159 up the place. That was a rented place. 3781 03:14:17.200 --> 03:14:17.840 It was not a set. 3782 03:14:17.920 --> 03:14:21.159 The owners went nuts when we started throwing pies and everything. 3783 03:14:21.200 --> 03:14:22.479 I went up to Vince and I put my head 3784 03:14:22.479 --> 03:14:24.479 on his shoulder and said, son, you're not going to 3785 03:14:24.479 --> 03:14:26.520 show this on TV, are you? He says, I sure am. 3786 03:14:26.639 --> 03:14:28.719 I said, you're going to kill the business. He said, 3787 03:14:28.760 --> 03:14:31.479 we'll see. They showed that three times on the USA 3788 03:14:31.600 --> 03:14:34.040 network and wrestling went from number seven and number one 3789 03:14:34.520 --> 03:14:35.239 on USA. 3790 03:14:35.959 --> 03:14:36.159 Yep. 3791 03:14:36.639 --> 03:14:38.719 Back to the arena, Vince and Jesse wrapping things up. 3792 03:14:38.799 --> 03:14:41.799 Highlight for you, Jess, I got this here for this 3793 03:14:41.920 --> 03:14:42.440 closing bit. 3794 03:14:42.520 --> 03:14:45.559 Here for him, Jesse Ventura, the highlight of the evening 3795 03:14:45.719 --> 03:14:46.719 is thus far for you. 3796 03:14:47.000 --> 03:14:49.760 The highlight for me was when Cowboy Bob Morton and 3797 03:14:49.840 --> 03:14:53.360 Piper's Pit annihilated mister Blunderful Paul Order. 3798 03:14:53.760 --> 03:14:55.239 That was my highlight tonight. 3799 03:14:56.479 --> 03:14:58.600 What about haul Poginson sectional victory. 3800 03:14:59.000 --> 03:14:59.799 I thought it was tight. 3801 03:15:00.079 --> 03:15:02.479 I thought it was slanted. I thought the champion broke 3802 03:15:02.559 --> 03:15:04.120 every rule that was to break. 3803 03:15:04.200 --> 03:15:07.120 Vince McMahon, all right, well on the last you have 3804 03:15:07.200 --> 03:15:10.000 the views of Jesse the body Ventura, and we'll be 3805 03:15:10.200 --> 03:15:11.000 back right after. 3806 03:15:10.920 --> 03:15:11.840 That commercial break. 3807 03:15:12.319 --> 03:15:15.280 That's capacity crowd filing out of the Nassau County Coliseum. 3808 03:15:15.360 --> 03:15:17.360 We certainly hope that you had an extraordinary time. 3809 03:15:17.719 --> 03:15:18.639 We certainly did so. 3810 03:15:18.879 --> 03:15:22.440 So long from the NADAF County Coliseum on Saturday nights 3811 03:15:22.600 --> 03:15:23.159 made events. 3812 03:15:31.479 --> 03:15:33.319 There. You have it, everybody, you can go to bed now. 3813 03:15:36.559 --> 03:15:40.360 Announcement as a TJ Disantus production, its contents is intended 3814 03:15:40.440 --> 03:15:41.520 for private use only