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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day. Yep, we make

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<v Speaker 1>you look smart, buddy. It's the day. Got the cash

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<v Speaker 1>drove in today. Good to see you, bro.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a workday.

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<v Speaker 1>Markets aren't open.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you'd be all there, nice and toasty in

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<v Speaker 2>your bed, you know, the crackling fire in the background,

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<v Speaker 2>though you would just call in today.

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<v Speaker 1>I was going to start a fire in here, actually, Juldian, please.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't.

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<v Speaker 1>Engineer Bob would not like that. I brought in some

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<v Speaker 1>fun facts for you guys. Every letter in the English

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<v Speaker 1>every letter in English is silent in at least one

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<v Speaker 1>word except for this letter. There's only one letter that

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<v Speaker 1>is never ever silent in any word.

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<v Speaker 2>Z Why V?

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<v Speaker 1>The letter V is never silent. The band Paris with

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<v Speaker 1>a V, remember that buzz best band? Yeah, p v

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<v Speaker 1>R I S. Yeah, that's just being Paris weird.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not a real word.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the French capital. The only time it's been silent

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<v Speaker 1>is when Trump typed that he was going to get

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<v Speaker 1>some co O V F E f E. That was

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<v Speaker 1>the only time in the English language that the V

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<v Speaker 1>was silent. I believe everybody, everybody in this room, and

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<v Speaker 1>then my main chili over there in the chili bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's got two arms. Congrats, you guys have an above

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<v Speaker 1>average number of arms. Almost no one has more than

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<v Speaker 1>two arms, but some people have zero or one arm.

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<v Speaker 1>That means the average number of arms worldwide is just

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<v Speaker 1>slightly less than two. You're above average. House, I just

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<v Speaker 1>gave you a compliment. Finally, there are six seasons in

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<v Speaker 1>the Hindu calendar. There's summer, there's monsoon, there's autumn. There's

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<v Speaker 1>late autumn, pre winter, winter, and spring. That's neat six seasons.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't heat. It's the fuck that to the day we

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<v Speaker 1>make you look smart in front of your bodies. It's

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<v Speaker 1>the funk that to the day you have a