Speaker 1: It's the fuck that to the day. Yep, we make
Speaker 1: you look smart, buddy. It's the day. Got the cash
Speaker 1: drove in today. Good to see you, bro.
Speaker 2: It's a workday.
Speaker 1: Markets aren't open.
Speaker 2: I thought you'd be all there, nice and toasty in
Speaker 2: your bed, you know, the crackling fire in the background,
Speaker 2: though you would just call in today.
Speaker 1: I was going to start a fire in here, actually, Juldian, please.
Speaker 2: Don't.
Speaker 1: Engineer Bob would not like that. I brought in some
Speaker 1: fun facts for you guys. Every letter in the English
Speaker 1: every letter in English is silent in at least one
Speaker 1: word except for this letter. There's only one letter that
Speaker 1: is never ever silent in any word.
Speaker 2: Z Why V?
Speaker 1: The letter V is never silent. The band Paris with
Speaker 1: a V, remember that buzz best band? Yeah, p v
Speaker 1: R I S. Yeah, that's just being Paris weird.
Speaker 2: It's not a real word.
Speaker 1: It's the French capital. The only time it's been silent
Speaker 1: is when Trump typed that he was going to get
Speaker 1: some co O V F E f E. That was
Speaker 1: the only time in the English language that the V
Speaker 1: was silent. I believe everybody, everybody in this room, and
Speaker 1: then my main chili over there in the chili bowl.
Speaker 1: Everyone's got two arms. Congrats, you guys have an above
Speaker 1: average number of arms. Almost no one has more than
Speaker 1: two arms, but some people have zero or one arm.
Speaker 1: That means the average number of arms worldwide is just
Speaker 1: slightly less than two. You're above average. House, I just
Speaker 1: gave you a compliment. Finally, there are six seasons in
Speaker 1: the Hindu calendar. There's summer, there's monsoon, there's autumn. There's
Speaker 1: late autumn, pre winter, winter, and spring. That's neat six seasons.
Speaker 1: Isn't heat. It's the fuck that to the day we
Speaker 1: make you look smart in front of your bodies. It's
Speaker 1: the funk that to the day you have a