Speaker 1: Kfi mo Kelly. We're live everywhere on the iHeartRadio app
Speaker 1: and it's a glorious Monday. Well not actually, I really
Speaker 1: don't like Mondays. Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
Speaker 1: You know how it is, you go through the weekend
Speaker 1: and it's like gone, just like that, just like that
Speaker 1: next thing. You know, like you go home from work
Speaker 1: Friday and you wake up in this Monday morning you think,
Speaker 1: what the hell happened to? My weekend is one of
Speaker 1: those really really quick weekends where I can't account for it.
Speaker 1: It's not like I was having a great time. We're
Speaker 1: doing a lot of things that just Monday can way
Speaker 1: too fast, way too fast. But but but hey, Stephan first,
Speaker 1: good evening. Do you remember when I said to you,
Speaker 1: I need you to make sure we're recording this, and
Speaker 1: you said, we'll put it on the podcast. It'll be
Speaker 1: on the podcast regarding Diddy and promising that other accusers
Speaker 1: would be coming forward. I think it was maybe Thursday.
Speaker 1: I think it was. Yeah, Yeah, I said, you can
Speaker 1: guarantee it, you can beg on it, right, absolutely, Okay, Mark,
Speaker 1: good eding. You remember when I said that? Right? In fact?
Speaker 1: I do? Okay, up Twala I know you remember, absolutely, okay,
Speaker 1: because I thought it was only appropriate. We then start
Speaker 1: with this story that more accusers have come forward accusing
Speaker 1: Sean Diddy Combs of assault, sexual assault, and rape spanning
Speaker 1: two decades. Six complaints were filed in the Southern District
Speaker 1: of New York on behalf of four males and two females.
Speaker 1: Their names were not given. The incidents alleged to the
Speaker 1: complaints spanned from nineteen ninety five to twenty twenty one
Speaker 1: and include alligations of sexual assault and rape. Among the
Speaker 1: accusers is a man who was a miner at the
Speaker 1: time of the alleged incident sixteen years old, and a
Speaker 1: woman who was a nineteen year old college student where
Speaker 1: she alleges Combs raped her in a Manhattan hotel room
Speaker 1: back in two thousand and four. And if you're wondering, like, well,
Speaker 1: how is it, why is it that they're able to
Speaker 1: file this type of complaint the civil suit Now, Well,
Speaker 1: this is being filed under the Victims of Gender Motivated
Speaker 1: Violence Protection Act, And under this law, the victims have
Speaker 1: a two year window ending in March twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: to file these older claims. Here it is when comes
Speaker 1: my next prediction. We know, and this is why it's important.
Speaker 1: We know that the fed's criminal side are working with
Speaker 1: the fed's civil side, sharing information and sharing testimony. Cassie Ventura,
Speaker 1: who originally filed a civil suit, her testimony, her evidence
Speaker 1: was also used in the criminal charges against Didnty the
Speaker 1: original criminal charges. These lawsuits and the others will be
Speaker 1: used to testimony. Any evidence that they can bring forward
Speaker 1: which could be useful in a current complaint, possibly to
Speaker 1: show pattern, will be used by the criminal side. If
Speaker 1: you think, I should say, if you wrongly think that
Speaker 1: the civil suits have no bearing on the criminal well
Speaker 1: let me disabuse you of that notion. Since they are
Speaker 1: sharing evidence and sharing testimony. Here's the next prediction. I
Speaker 1: hope they're listening. Are you rolling tape on this? Because
Speaker 1: I love being right all the time. That's gonna be
Speaker 1: on the podcast for sure. All right, there will be
Speaker 1: that might be there will be a superseding criminal in indictment,
Speaker 1: in other words, added charges which will be inclusive of
Speaker 1: this information submitted today and also last week. You will
Speaker 1: find new charges which are either indirectly or directly connected
Speaker 1: to these new lawsuits. Because they are sharing all the
Speaker 1: information and let me just say it again. You think
Speaker 1: we're done. Oh please, don't think they're done. There're going
Speaker 1: to be more people coming forward, and two people and more,
Speaker 1: two more people and so on and so on. Why
Speaker 1: because now people feel safe enough to do so. What
Speaker 1: does this mean for Sean ditty Combs. It means that
Speaker 1: he will be crushed under the weight of all these suits.
Speaker 1: He will not be able to get out from under them.
Speaker 1: And that's assuming that he's not in prison for the
Speaker 1: rest of his life. And since, as I've told you
Speaker 1: that the superseding indictment is all but a foregone conclusion
Speaker 1: from where I sit, even if you were to get
Speaker 1: past all the criminal stuff, the civil stuff is going
Speaker 1: to bury him as well. He's probably in the worst
Speaker 1: possible situation that he could be in because it's going
Speaker 1: to get worse before it gets better. There will be
Speaker 1: more accusers coming forward, there will be more civil lawsuits,
Speaker 1: there will be other criminal charges. And this is just October.
Speaker 1: Be more in November. I'm telling you. I'm telling you
Speaker 1: because his activities were such an open secret, there's so
Speaker 1: much more out there. The difference is the laws have
Speaker 1: been changed which allow for the civil suits and also
Speaker 1: the criminal division work in hand in hand with the
Speaker 1: civil division. That's why we even got to this part.
Speaker 1: And we will continue down this path because more revelations
Speaker 1: will be made. And also we're in the age of
Speaker 1: new media, the Internet of camera phones. There's all sorts
Speaker 1: of documentary and photographic and video evidence out there to
Speaker 1: corroborate what people are saying. For example, and I'm just
Speaker 1: saying hypothetically, in this lawsuit today, they said, X, Y
Speaker 1: and Z happened on December twenty fifth, twenty ten. Oh,
Speaker 1: in this Manhattan apartment. Oh, we have a video from
Speaker 1: that night which they obtained in the previous raid. They
Speaker 1: would be able to corroborate some of these claims. That's
Speaker 1: why the civil can impact the criminal Oh, it's going
Speaker 1: to get way worse. Twell, I've seemed to remember predicting
Speaker 1: that this was going to happen. It boggles my mind.
Speaker 1: They won't take me seriously.
Speaker 2: You know why, because they are individuals for some reason
Speaker 2: other think celebrity or wealth can save you from the law.
Speaker 2: There are individuals that think because his celebrity and wealth
Speaker 2: are the reasons he is being quote unquote targeted as
Speaker 2: if he hasn't committed any crime, and as you want
Speaker 2: to say, I don't care if he's committed at all.
Speaker 2: Two hundred and fifty that are out there now, is
Speaker 2: just the one the one to know we know for
Speaker 2: a fact that he assaulted Cassie. Shouldn't that be enough
Speaker 2: to create all types of reasonable doubt for any excuses
Speaker 2: he may have. But there are some who think and
Speaker 2: assigned wealth and celebrity with being above the law.
Speaker 1: That's why they doubt you. Well, I will say this
Speaker 1: wealth and celebrity probably has protected him for so very long.
Speaker 1: I would say his wealth and celebrity equally arrogance is
Speaker 1: now what has put him in jeopardy because if he
Speaker 1: as in did he did not videotape all these parties,
Speaker 1: there's nothing probably to tie him to anything.
Speaker 2: What is that saying, is it pride comes before the fall?
Speaker 1: Well? Yeah, but also I always say, don't feel your
Speaker 1: crimes make it a little bit more difficult, It make
Speaker 1: it difficult for someone to you know, don't tell on yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm not trying to condone what he's done. I'm just saying,
Speaker 1: if he doesn't have these videotapes, what is there tying
Speaker 1: him to any of this? If we don't see the
Speaker 1: video of Cassie being beaten in the hotel lobby area
Speaker 1: by the elevator, what changes about that story, you know,
Speaker 1: other than it's just well, here's her account and there's
Speaker 1: his account. She's just out for money. Oh then you
Speaker 1: see the video, everything changed. They're going to be other videos,
Speaker 1: They're going to be other accusers, going to be other charges.
Speaker 1: It's later with mo Kelly. If I am six forty
Speaker 1: OnLive Everywhere on the iHeartRadio app, and you know me,
Speaker 1: I'm not big on talking about climate change. I leave
Speaker 1: that for the next generation because whatever's going to happen
Speaker 1: to this world is it's not going to be anything
Speaker 1: that I can control. But there are some stories we
Speaker 1: do want to talk about. You. You see, San Diego
Speaker 1: has added climate change as a course requirement. That is
Speaker 1: the subject we're supposed to talk about when we come back.
Speaker 1: But in preparing for this subject, I pulled a bumper
Speaker 1: and then it reminded me of something else. And then
Speaker 1: I promise you there will be a diversion when we
Speaker 1: come back. It'll make sense when we come back, I
Speaker 1: promise you, Okay, And it's connected to the Brady bunch
Speaker 1: Ah Yes, the Brady Bunch.
Speaker 3: You're listening to later with Moe Kelly on demand from
Speaker 3: KFI AM six forty.
Speaker 1: I'm really going to take you behind the curtain at
Speaker 1: OZ right now, Mark Ronner, you may get a kick
Speaker 1: out of this, Okay. I was going to do the
Speaker 1: story about climate change and how it's going to be
Speaker 1: a required course at you see San Diego starting this year. Okay,
Speaker 1: So I thought I'll pick a witty bumper talking about change.
Speaker 1: I ended up on that change song from The Brady
Speaker 1: Bunch where Peter is having his voice cracked time to change. Okay.
Speaker 1: That was the genesis of all this. Then started thinking
Speaker 1: about The Brady Bunch and a question I always get
Speaker 1: in general. Whenever I do any public speaking, someone will
Speaker 1: asked me like, who was the best interview you ever had?
Speaker 1: Who is your favorite interview? They always asked me that.
Speaker 1: They never asked me who was the worst interview? Okay,
Speaker 1: let me tie it all together. There was one time
Speaker 1: I interviewed a cast member of the Brady Bunch. She
Speaker 1: obviously hint, she obviously did not want to be there.
Speaker 1: It was hurt and some of the person in the
Speaker 1: interviews is a package deal. They were doing like a
Speaker 1: retro drag show at the Brady House. And so, long
Speaker 1: story short, Jan Brady was the guest Eve Plumb. She
Speaker 1: did not want to be in the interview. She was not.
Speaker 1: I don't know, and people have bad day people sometimes
Speaker 1: are tired. I get that. I remember I interviewed a
Speaker 1: music star and I thought it was a bad interview.
Speaker 1: Then I found out later that she was more preoccupied
Speaker 1: with her father being in the hospital. So I leave
Speaker 1: room for that for all people, but this was it
Speaker 1: was borderline disrespectful. And all I can say is, yeah,
Speaker 1: Eve Plump takes the cake, and it's true. Look, if
Speaker 1: you didn't want to come on, don't come on, because
Speaker 1: and if you are going to come on, well you've
Speaker 1: already committed the time, you might as well act like
Speaker 1: you're enthusiastic about why you're here. And so if I
Speaker 1: had to choose one interview where I think it's the
Speaker 1: worst ever, it would be Eve Plumb. And I can
Speaker 1: say this knowing good and well that she's not ever
Speaker 1: going to come back on the show anyhow, not for
Speaker 1: her wanting to come on, and not for me want
Speaker 1: her to come on. So I'm not burning any bridges
Speaker 1: all I can do is play the best part of
Speaker 1: the interview. This is the only thing in that interview
Speaker 1: which was worth anything. And I'm also joined by Eve
Speaker 1: Plum Jan Brady herself, Jan Jan Jan, Eve, thank you
Speaker 1: so much for coming on. How are you doing doing good?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Eve?
Speaker 1: I got to start with you. Why has the Brady
Speaker 1: bunch endured for more than fifty years?
Speaker 5: Well, I think it's because it was just really simple,
Speaker 5: understandable stories told very well, and little problems and big
Speaker 5: problems solved in a half hour.
Speaker 1: Did they solve the problems or did they make America
Speaker 1: feel better about itself?
Speaker 5: Do you think, well, if you solved the problem, don't
Speaker 5: you feel better about yourself?
Speaker 1: That's all I got. There's nothing we're deeming about that interview.
Speaker 1: Beyond that, there's nothing really that wasn't so bad. I
Speaker 1: was affecting much worse. No, there is much worse. There
Speaker 1: is much worse. Like how about it again? It's just
Speaker 1: long pauses and uncomfortable silence and six word answers.
Speaker 4: And yeah, that's my favorite, Like the late Jerry Lewis
Speaker 4: style of interview where you ask a big wind up
Speaker 4: of a question and then he gives you a one
Speaker 4: syllable answer, and it's clear that he despises you and
Speaker 4: doesn't want to be doing what he does not want
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 1: There, And I'm not going to pile on. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to play the whole interview. I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: plan to talk about climate change at UC San Diego.
Speaker 1: I got that bumper, thought it was witty talking about
Speaker 1: change Peter Brady. Then it got me thinking about e
Speaker 1: Plumb and so here we are. Do you have a
Speaker 1: worst uh? Oh? Several?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Because I honestly think that getting to a certain
Speaker 4: level of fame drives a lot of people insane. And
Speaker 4: I'm not joking. Not everybody is cut out to handle fame,
Speaker 4: and especially the pr that goes along with fame and
Speaker 4: promoting what your latest project is, and so they act
Speaker 4: like Caligula once they get up to a certain level.
Speaker 4: So like, I had a pretty awkward interview with Mel
Speaker 4: Gibson until I started talking about Patrick McGowan being in
Speaker 4: Brave Heart, and then he perked up, but he clearly
Speaker 4: didn't want to be there. It breaks my heart to
Speaker 4: say that I had a terrible interview with John Carpenter
Speaker 4: because I absolutely love and worship him, but he didn't
Speaker 4: want to be there. It was about some snake pliskin
Speaker 4: comic book that came out a number of years ago.
Speaker 4: David Caruso. I thought he might swing on me because
Speaker 4: I mentioned that he was the first person to show
Speaker 4: his pasty white ass on TV. And he turns to
Speaker 4: me and he goes, well, you think it's pasty, that's
Speaker 4: what he zeroed in.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So you know, sometimes they're just not into it and
Speaker 4: they don't have a sense of humor, and you as
Speaker 4: the interviewer, have to roll with that. Yeah, and take control.
Speaker 1: Talla. Do you remember when we had Elliott Goulden studio. Oh,
Speaker 1: I pissed him off with something I said, and I
Speaker 1: thought it was the first segment. I said, oh, this
Speaker 1: may not end well. Yeah, he corrected me on something
Speaker 1: like I he thought I said something more. I mischaracter
Speaker 1: as what he said, and he really took umbrage. I
Speaker 1: have to go find the clip and I said, oh,
Speaker 1: we're going down, We're going down tonight.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 1: I got to hear this.
Speaker 2: The Eve Plumb wasn't as dry as the n Vanessa
Speaker 2: Bell Callaway.
Speaker 1: That's the one man Vanessa Bell Callaway. She was evidently
Speaker 1: getting groceries out of the car or something while she
Speaker 1: was talking to me. I don't remember what the project was,
Speaker 1: but she was completely and utterly distracted. You hear the
Speaker 1: trip of the car and closing the hatchback, and you
Speaker 1: hear the dogs balk in the background. She's walking in
Speaker 1: the house, the jingling of the keys, and I want
Speaker 1: to say that, do you want to call me back?
Speaker 1: I mean, because it wasn't like she was giving me
Speaker 1: great sound. Now I'll give you another extreme where that
Speaker 1: can be very funny. I was speaking to Robert Dovey
Speaker 1: and he was in like a grocery store or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was funny. And he called in and you could
Speaker 1: tell he was at the checkout counter he did. I said, Robert,
Speaker 1: you know, I appreciate you calling in. You want to
Speaker 1: just call back in maybe next segment, because we were
Speaker 1: talking about his Sinatra record or something like that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And he clearly was in the middle of doing shopping.
Speaker 1: But it was lighthearted, it was fun. He was he
Speaker 1: was still in the conversation and he was no.
Speaker 2: I remember because he was like no, no, no, no, no, yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta do this, like this is important to me.
Speaker 2: I'm a fan of the show, and he really really
Speaker 2: like honed in when you started talking politics with him.
Speaker 1: He was a whole nother guy, like he loved it.
Speaker 1: People like you spoke to Robert Don of course I did.
Speaker 1: He's like a friendly show. That's having my own like
Speaker 1: three times. Yeah, oh, and also talked about Politicon you know. Yes,
Speaker 1: So it's it's weird when people hear an interview go off. Well,
Speaker 1: we're all surprised. Trust me, we're all surprised because there's
Speaker 1: so many things which can go wrong will go wrong.
Speaker 1: You may have an interviewee who is in a bad mood, disinterested,
Speaker 1: or has a preconceived notion about you, the interviewer or
Speaker 1: the outlet in which you work. Because a lot of
Speaker 1: times will will like if we're either a politicon or
Speaker 1: we're trying to get guests and we say CAFI a
Speaker 1: six forty number one news talk station in America, to
Speaker 1: say CAF, I question mark that, yeah, yeah, we know
Speaker 1: CAFI and all that is signified. It works both ways.
Speaker 1: And another question I usually get is why don't you
Speaker 1: have so and so on? Well, so and so has
Speaker 1: to agree to come on, I can ask. It doesn't
Speaker 1: mean the person's going to come on. We've asked people
Speaker 1: for years, like, for example, Eddie Murphy, I've been asking
Speaker 1: him for the past fifteen years. I can't get asked
Speaker 1: the gatekeeper Arnold Robinson. Every time I send him an email,
Speaker 1: he'll send me an email back inside of ten minutes
Speaker 1: saying Eddie's unavailable every single time. But I didn't even
Speaker 1: tell you when the interview would be. I didn't even
Speaker 1: give you a perspective day, month, year, Eddie's not available.
Speaker 1: It's not a when it's a it's to you in perpetuity. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and yes, I take it personally and I won't call
Speaker 1: out who it is alan Nee rob But every time
Speaker 1: I send him a email to alan Nee rob or
Speaker 1: Arnold Robinson, whoever their clients are, they're unavailable.
Speaker 4: They just just get a little bit bigger and they'll
Speaker 4: start saying, yes, you're almost there, you're close.
Speaker 1: No. It's part of it because there are people who
Speaker 1: won't do radio interviews period. It's not worth taking back
Speaker 1: to their client because either their client's going to say no,
Speaker 1: or they're saying no on behalf of their client. And
Speaker 1: I get it. The publicist is supposed to be the
Speaker 1: bad guy or the bad woman. You know not the artists.
Speaker 4: Well, if you listen to especially comedians, complain about this
Speaker 4: kind of thing. The worst of all time are these
Speaker 4: morning zoo interviews that they have to endure. And I
Speaker 4: don't think they can all differentiate. Oh it's another radio interview.
Speaker 4: It's the same thing, whereas what you're doing on the
Speaker 4: show in the evenings is clearly a universe different than that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some people get it. Some people who listen to
Speaker 1: talk radio are not like that. Jay Leno, he listens
Speaker 1: to talk radio, he does radio interviews. He's come on
Speaker 1: with us obviously, he's been on with way a dozen times.
Speaker 1: He gets it. But there are a lot of people
Speaker 1: of Jay's stature and above where they will not do
Speaker 1: radio interviews no matter what. So when people say why
Speaker 1: don't you have so and so on because I can't
Speaker 1: control that, you know, you have to go hat in
Speaker 1: your hand and beg. Many times it's like, oh, please,
Speaker 1: will you come on the show. We just love you.
Speaker 1: We promise we're not going to ask you anything political,
Speaker 1: we won't ask you anything personal, we won't ask about
Speaker 1: that time you got arrested. We you know, all we
Speaker 1: want is seven minutes. You have to grovel to a
Speaker 1: certain extent, and so the interview we feels comfortable. And
Speaker 1: then after you get that person on the phone or
Speaker 1: in studio, you have to try to develop a rapport
Speaker 1: with him or her in three minutes. We try to
Speaker 1: do it before the conversation starts, so they feel comfortable
Speaker 1: enough to start opening up. It's not magic. It's a
Speaker 1: lot of work. So that was the e Plum story
Speaker 1: in Vanessa Bell Callo, I had forgotten about that. Oh,
Speaker 1: I don't know why you reminded me of that one.
Speaker 3: Huh.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, we call names here, we call names. It's
Speaker 1: Later with mo Kelly. Can't if I am six forty
Speaker 1: and oh yeah, and UCSDU they have climate changes is
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Speaker 1: Let's talk about the cities where you're most likely to
Speaker 1: get sick. The ten most sickest illest cities in the US.
Speaker 1: And this is according to Saliant Health. And it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter the criteria, germs, bacteria, whatever, You're going to get
Speaker 1: sick in these cities. Mark Ronner, we pulled this list
Speaker 1: especially for you. Why is that because you are very,
Speaker 1: very concerned about not getting sick. Well, I'm rational. No,
Speaker 1: this is to protect you, So do not go to
Speaker 1: these cities. Coming in and number ten, Mark ronnerd do
Speaker 1: not go to Sacramento. I hadn't planned tokay, avoiding sack. Yes,
Speaker 1: how don't even have to say it, you know, I
Speaker 1: don't have to say it right right? What I had
Speaker 1: to make it weird? I'm just following your lead. I
Speaker 1: don't have to say that, okay. Number nine for Seed. Yes,
Speaker 1: Baltimore is the ninth sickest city in the US. Oh. No,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 4: I went to a movie convention there once and they
Speaker 4: had a crying room in the theater for the kids.
Speaker 1: Baltimore is a great city. No, Baltimore is a great city.
Speaker 1: You're just liable to get sick. Okay, two things can
Speaker 1: be true. Coming in at number eight of the ten
Speaker 1: sickest cities in the United States, Augusta, Georgia.
Speaker 4: Was your source, Marjorie Taylor Green, What what's the basis
Speaker 4: for this?
Speaker 1: It's cold and flu season, that's the basis of this.
Speaker 1: Oh you know. Also that's where they film all the
Speaker 1: Walking Dead episodes. Number seven Memphis, Tennesseee. No, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: sensing the theme here. Generally Sacramento is not in the South,
Speaker 1: but it's very rural. If you've ever been a Sacramento,
Speaker 1: it's very rural. See. Yes, it is coming in at
Speaker 1: number six. Knowlans Louisiana. I'm sensing the theme here. It's
Speaker 1: almost like the pattern is becoming self evident. Yes, it
Speaker 1: is coming in number five of the ten sickest cities
Speaker 1: in the United States for cold and flu season. Now
Speaker 1: you know you can't have a worse list. Half somewhere
Speaker 1: from Mississippi on it. Jackson, Mississippi comes in at number five.
Speaker 1: It's all taking shape. Number four. Start spreading the news.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving today New York, New York. It is crowded there.
Speaker 1: Oh have you been to Manhattan in the summer. Yes,
Speaker 1: the heat is oppressive, the smell of the trash is awful.
Speaker 1: I was up for a job there right out of
Speaker 1: grad school. Actually before I moved to Seattle, I was
Speaker 1: up for a job with Comedy Central there. I cannot
Speaker 1: tell you how relieved I was when at the end
Speaker 1: of the process they were like, no, we're not hiring
Speaker 1: writers for this writing job. I was terrified of having
Speaker 1: to live in New York in something be sizes closet.
Speaker 1: There is nothing for me which would be redeeming about
Speaker 1: living in New York. The longest I've stayed there was
Speaker 1: three weeks working with the Grammys and the Grammys when
Speaker 1: it was in New York at Radio City Music Hall.
Speaker 1: Is a nice place to visit. Would never ever want
Speaker 1: to live there under any circumstance. You don't have any
Speaker 1: of the benefits of California from weather or decent beaches
Speaker 1: or attractions. I don't get it. And they say, like, well,
Speaker 1: we don't have the traffic like you do in California. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's a crowded city. Everyone's on top of each other.
Speaker 1: I mean really on top of each other. It's so
Speaker 1: crowded they don't have room for traffic. Got a point
Speaker 1: coming here at number three of the sickest cities in
Speaker 1: the United States, and this wasn't surprised me. This must
Speaker 1: be because of one event. Comic Con. San Diego is
Speaker 1: number three. Absolutely, it's gotta be connected to that. People
Speaker 1: got con crude even before the pandemic. You're guaranteed to
Speaker 1: get sick there. That has to be the only reason.
Speaker 1: Number two Fres Bama Presno Whereas and coming in at
Speaker 1: number one the sickest city in America for this cold
Speaker 1: and flu season. Just to let you know, Salian Health
Speaker 1: studied the one hundred most populous cities in the United
Speaker 1: States to determine where people are most likely to get sick,
Speaker 1: evaluating air quality, asthma rates, seasonal pollen allergies, cold and
Speaker 1: influenza activity. This is number one. All right, you ready,
Speaker 1: any guesses? Any guesses. I'll guess Chicago. Let's say Oakland,
Speaker 1: Stephen Uh, Texas.
Speaker 4: Then down the city of Texas. It's horribly sick.
Speaker 1: It's okay, Foosh, I know what you man, I know
Speaker 1: what you man. Bakersfield. Wait what Bakersfield. It's a surprise
Speaker 1: to me too, because I don't think of Bakersfield is
Speaker 1: all that populous, and I think a part of getting
Speaker 1: sick is densely populated cities. Maybe they're just jermy there.
Speaker 1: I guess they don't wash their hands. Oh, Kevin McCarthy
Speaker 1: is a massive carrier. Kevin has not had a good year. Okay,
Speaker 1: I guess we're piling on. Yes. Oh, he's another one
Speaker 1: we're trying to get on the show. He would never
Speaker 1: return that one email call. Nothing I don't never respond. Oh,
Speaker 1: he'll get desperate soon enough. I'll just say it. He's
Speaker 1: a perfect example. Someone we would love to have on
Speaker 1: the show. Never responded, so he's not going to get
Speaker 1: anything nice now, you know, Oh well who Texas?
Speaker 2: Fooshallone, folks. I know, I love folks. I understand spur
Speaker 2: of the moment is fast thinking. And I know you
Speaker 2: had Dallas in your mind, but you just said Texas.
Speaker 2: That's okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But just like San Antonio, Corpus, Christy l Pasto, Houston, Austin.
Speaker 4: I don't think scrolling down the list of names of
Speaker 4: cities is gonna make him feel like.
Speaker 1: That's like we're not busting on him, but we are.
Speaker 4: We are.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. He earned that one. Okay, give
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Speaker 1: have some good news for you. On the other side
Speaker 1: of the break. Dorrito's is coming to LA in restaurant form.
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Speaker 1: Dorito's is bringing its first ever restaurant to La It's
Speaker 1: called Doritos after Dark and it will introduced Friday at
Speaker 1: Crypto dot Com Arena, or as I call it, Staples Center.
Speaker 1: And it's not just chips which will be available. The
Speaker 1: location will serve everything from Margarita's and veggie dumplings. That
Speaker 1: doesn't sound good to ice cream in California rolls. How
Speaker 1: does that fit together? Is that supposed to be like
Speaker 1: a cuisine or something.
Speaker 4: Anything is better if it tastes like Dorito's. I found
Speaker 4: some Doritos like nacho cheese Dorito's flavored popcorn a few
Speaker 4: weeks ago, and I told you about it. Nothing could
Speaker 4: have pleased me more.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm just old because Doritos do not appeal to
Speaker 1: me like that. We have a literal drawer full of
Speaker 1: free Doritos that I've never had any of them.
Speaker 4: Well, it's disgusting at the same time that it's delicious.
Speaker 1: I don't like that the powder on my hands or anything. Wait,
Speaker 1: it's all about.
Speaker 4: Yeah, when you pause to consider how much of our
Speaker 4: lives are influenced by flavored powder, it's pretty sobering.
Speaker 1: Quote. When we take Dorito's chips out of the bag
Speaker 1: and put the distinctive chip into recipes. The culinary possibilities
Speaker 1: are endless. This is according to Friedo l A culinary
Speaker 1: senior principal scientists. That's the job, culinary senior principal scientists.
Speaker 1: Oh they're serious. Chef Wiley Bates, that's a fake name.
Speaker 1: Can't be real. It's a fake name. It's a fake job,
Speaker 1: fake title. The Dorito's brand is known for pushing boundaries
Speaker 1: and paving new paths. The food and alcoholic beverages offered
Speaker 1: at the new Dorio's After Dark restaurant were created with
Speaker 1: the consumer in mind and take delicious fan favorites up
Speaker 1: and notch with the boldness and flair only Dodo's flavors
Speaker 1: can deliver. Now, this is basically a munchy spot for
Speaker 1: people who are high.
Speaker 4: Now, I know you want to mock this because it's trashy,
Speaker 4: but I'll tell you that I interviewed some sort of
Speaker 4: master simelier ones and just to throw them off, I
Speaker 4: thought I was being a wise ass. I asked him,
Speaker 4: tell me what wine would you pair with a nacho
Speaker 4: cheese Dorito. He actually took him moment to give it
Speaker 4: some thought, and his answer was a Merleau, A Merleau.
Speaker 1: I like Merlau. I would never have it with Dorito's. Well,
Speaker 1: he's the expert. Who am I supposed to believe? Please,
Speaker 1: elitists not listening to experts. You're right, okay, okay, listen
Speaker 1: to this menu. Giredo's Flaming Hot Limone Late night rita
Speaker 1: a classic tequila margarita, but with the Giredo's Flaming hot
Speaker 1: limone rim. No, I'm not drinking anything with rim in it.
Speaker 4: So they're just they're just rubbing Doritos around the rim
Speaker 4: of a cup.
Speaker 1: They want you to lick.
Speaker 2: The rim, right, they want you to rim they get
Speaker 2: the don't do that.
Speaker 1: I don't do that. What are you doing? I just
Speaker 1: read that's what it says. What it says. I am
Speaker 1: not making this up. It's the hot limone rim.
Speaker 2: You're trying to get me fired. No, it says that
Speaker 2: it's literally the flavor is on the rim. The only
Speaker 2: way to get it is to taste, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Dorito Spicy sweet Chili ramen rito a burrito consisting of
Speaker 1: grilled chicken oodles of ramen noodles crushed spicy sweet chili doritos,
Speaker 1: charred corn, scallions and cilantro in a flour tortilla. God,
Speaker 1: that sounds horrible. It does, it really does. I'd try it.
Speaker 1: Dorito's Flaming Hot Nacho Veggie Dumplings. This just sounds just
Speaker 1: abysmal pan fried dumplings, which is fine, filled with vegetables
Speaker 1: that's fine, and a flaming hot nacho chili crisp. No, no, I.
Speaker 4: See you pairing it with the bloody marry. That might work.
Speaker 4: Some of this stuff is a little long. This has
Speaker 4: to go with liquor, I'm sorry. And none of this
Speaker 4: is good by itself.
Speaker 1: Dorito's nacho Cheese Texas style loaded nachos. Now this sounds
Speaker 1: like something I would eat. Yeah, now you're talking nachos
Speaker 1: with brisket, barbecue sauce, nacho cheese, sliced pickles, and sweet
Speaker 1: onions on top of nacho cheese doritos. It's a little
Speaker 1: bit much, but I probably could. I could deal with
Speaker 1: that and something sweet. Dorito's Nacho Cheese crunched tastic vanilla
Speaker 1: cone vanilla ice cream on a waffle cone, dipped in
Speaker 1: milk chocolate, enrolled in nacho cheese, Dorito's chip.
Speaker 4: Maybe if you were on a plane that crashed in
Speaker 4: the Andes and it was either that or the leg
Speaker 4: of your teammates. Yeah, I think they call that a
Speaker 4: live Yeah, well their donner party one of the two. Yeah,
Speaker 4: But honestly, let let's just be straight with each other.
Speaker 4: When you heard the taco bell was going to start
Speaker 4: making tacos out out of nacho cheese doritos, didn't you
Speaker 4: think give these people a no bell prize?
Speaker 1: I thought that. I didn't think that. I thought that
Speaker 1: it was had potential, had possibility. That was genius. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I think that's what put them back on the
Speaker 1: map because ever since then they've just been coming up
Speaker 1: with even more crazy stuff. It was a natural marriage.
Speaker 1: It just just made sense. You can do taco shells whatever, Dorito's. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, you know what's crazy is there? Nacho beau
Speaker 1: Grandes have not incorporated Dorito's chip. Shit. I don't know why.
Speaker 1: It might be a licensing thing. Heads need to roll
Speaker 1: for this, and it just goes to follow that you
Speaker 1: would do that. There are limitations. The Dorrito's after Dark
Speaker 1: restaurant experience is only available to ticketed guests at Staple
Speaker 1: Center i'mbout calling it a crypto dot com During scheduled events
Speaker 1: that said, the public will have the chance to try
Speaker 1: the Doritos for one night only when the restaurant steps
Speaker 1: out of the areta and into Peacock Place in downtown
Speaker 1: LA for a pop up experience. Alrighty, there you go.
Speaker 1: Is anyone going to try it? Is anyone to go down?
Speaker 1: Anyone going to go down to crypto dot com slash
Speaker 1: Staples Center. No, that's the irony of this.
Speaker 4: Only rich people get to try this trashy Dorito's new food.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not going to go to a venue just
Speaker 1: for a food item. If I'm going to a venue,
Speaker 1: I'm going for the performance or the game for the event,
Speaker 1: but I'm not going for food. Food is an added attraction,
Speaker 1: not the reason to go. And if I have to
Speaker 1: go there for this, no, nope.
Speaker 2: I mean because that's parking, that's walking through the unhoused
Speaker 2: homeless ville that surrounds the Staple Center. It's a whole
Speaker 2: lot that you have to go through. The last time
Speaker 2: I went down there to go ice skating, there was
Speaker 2: like feces on the corners. We had to step around
Speaker 2: and to get over to the ice skin. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not coming back down to Staple Center anymore. It's
Speaker 2: gone to hell.
Speaker 1: Hey, Mark, Since Twala doesn't drink, I'll ask you this question.
Speaker 1: I think we covered it, but I don't remember. Do
Speaker 1: you remember back in twenty twenty three when Dodo's introduced
Speaker 1: a not Cho cheese flavored liquor. I sure do. I
Speaker 1: didn't buy any, but I was curious about it. Were
Speaker 1: you serious? I know, let me serious.
Speaker 2: They introduced a.
Speaker 1: Not chow cheese flavored liquor. Not liquor, but liquor. It's
Speaker 1: a difference.
Speaker 4: I think we should have seen if we could have
Speaker 4: gotten some scent here as a promotional item, so that
Speaker 4: we tried it on the air and had our reactions.
Speaker 4: I think our reactions would have involved gagging sounds, but
Speaker 4: I still would have tried it.
Speaker 1: Oh, speaking of gagging sounds, I remember one other story
Speaker 1: of the celebrity, another celebrity who will never be on
Speaker 1: the show, Twalla Take it Away.
Speaker 2: Vivica Fox. Vivica Fox will never grace this show. She
Speaker 2: will so stink with her attitude at Comic Con. I
Speaker 2: now and forever more will associate her with comic Con filter.
Speaker 1: She had us running around all of gas lampslop. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be at this hotel. Okay, well I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: over here, and you know you can't move around Comic
Speaker 1: Con and gas Lamp quickly. And we walked for a
Speaker 1: good hour and a half, no exaggeration, trying to find her.
Speaker 2: And then in the end she said, never mind, I
Speaker 2: don't want to do it. What Yeah, no, it's sorry,
Speaker 2: it's too late. I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: It's like to the point where it's like, lady, if
Speaker 2: you were on fire, I would not spare urine to
Speaker 2: put you out.
Speaker 1: Not cool. Ah, Remember Rampage Jackson. That was funny. That
Speaker 1: was funny. He's another one who won't get on this show.
Speaker 1: I think he wanted to fight or something. He was
Speaker 1: mad at me, Yes, because I had the audacity to
Speaker 1: ask him to come on the show or something like.
Speaker 1: He didn't. He didn't get it. It's like you're at
Speaker 1: it was at wonder Con. It's you're at wonder com
Speaker 1: people are going to ask you for interviews. Why are
Speaker 1: you getting offended because people are asking you to come
Speaker 1: on the show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, see the satisfaction you can have now is
Speaker 4: that people's careers go up and down and they don't
Speaker 4: last very long. Now, I bet Vivica A Fox would
Speaker 4: would love the chance to be on your show.
Speaker 1: She won't get it. She can beg I wouldn't give
Speaker 1: it to her. There we go. I take that however
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