Speaker 1: It's the JB and Sandy Show.
Speaker 2: You can listen online at one three to one Austin
Speaker 2: dot com. Jimmy, you ever get a phone call from
Speaker 2: your wife that tells you, oh my gosh, you've got
Speaker 2: to hear this.
Speaker 1: You've got to listen to this.
Speaker 2: They're super zoop uber excited to share something with you
Speaker 2: that they recently discovered.
Speaker 1: And have you gotten that call? Oh? Sure.
Speaker 2: I always get nervous with that call because I'm always
Speaker 2: afraid that I'm not going to find it as funny
Speaker 2: or as interesting as Trisha does.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm always afraid she's going to share something with
Speaker 3: me that we cannot afford.
Speaker 1: That's just everything.
Speaker 2: I got one of those calls from Trista the other day,
Speaker 2: and I actually I found that it's interesting and is
Speaker 2: I guess it's not funny, but as on brand as
Speaker 2: you did, So tell everybody what it is, trash.
Speaker 4: So Sandy Landry and I, our daughter went and had
Speaker 4: dinner at Longhorn Steakhouse in Cedar Park the night before,
Speaker 4: and the next day Sandy realized he left his credit
Speaker 4: card there.
Speaker 5: So I was out running errands.
Speaker 4: I said I'd get it, and so I called to
Speaker 4: make sure they were open to see if they had
Speaker 4: the credit card and the voice I don't have.
Speaker 5: What do you call it, Sandy, I'm going voicemail.
Speaker 4: Yeah, going voicemail when you call the voice giving you
Speaker 4: all the information for hours and that kind of thing.
Speaker 4: I called back twice to listen to it. It's the
Speaker 4: most on brand voice for a Longhorned steakhouse, that kind
Speaker 4: of of an establishment that I have ever heard.
Speaker 2: And we'll play it for you in about twenty minutes. No,
Speaker 2: I'm going to kid, I'm kidding here.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 1: It really is spot on listen.
Speaker 3: Currently closed to place a future curb side to go order,
Speaker 3: please visit Longhorn.
Speaker 2: Steakhouse dot com or use the Longhorn app for general questions.
Speaker 1: Presswan just very Texas on brand. You know he's laying
Speaker 1: on the accent a little extra.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but he sounds like he recorded it sitting
Speaker 2: by an open fire around the outlet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, with with Rip sitting next to him, and he's
Speaker 1: adding a little grizzle to his voice. Yeah, just a look. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's where I love it. Listen do it again? Uh?
Speaker 1: Well maybe not, sorry.
Speaker 3: All it's missing is like the McConaughey whistle. At the
Speaker 3: end of what is up with that? It's gotten out
Speaker 3: of hand? Is yeah, he's taking it. A lot of
Speaker 3: people do that when they get older. It just becomes
Speaker 3: more and more and more of a caricature of itself.
Speaker 3: He does that intentionally, that's for sure.
Speaker 4: He has to go into McConaughey mode in front of cameras.
Speaker 4: Surely do you think he's like that when he's just
Speaker 4: home talking to his wife and kids.
Speaker 1: Probably not.
Speaker 2: But I don't want the rest of the world thinking
Speaker 2: everybody in Texas talks like Matthews.
Speaker 1: Especially in Austin. We don't.
Speaker 3: Maybe he is Texas, maybe you know, you forget what
Speaker 3: was it long View that he's from.
Speaker 4: Or yeah, yeah, Sandy, what about your uncle Grady who's
Speaker 4: from sweet Waters?
Speaker 1: Sweet Water? That's how it was.
Speaker 3: He reminded me of that owl went with the totsy
Speaker 3: rolled totsy pops when we're a kid. Yeah, how many
Speaker 3: how many licks does it take to get to the
Speaker 3: center of a.
Speaker 2: Definitely on brand for the Longhorn Steakhounts good too. If
Speaker 2: you've never been there, it's it's good. The service is good.
Speaker 2: And last time we went though, we passed on the bread,
Speaker 2: which was really hard.
Speaker 1: So you guys are off off of bread.
Speaker 5: We had just run.
Speaker 4: We had just run like eighty seven miles is what
Speaker 4: it felt like. So they wanted to go there, and
Speaker 4: I was like, but we're not gonna eat the bread.
Speaker 5: We just did all this good work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, boy, that's the bat.
Speaker 3: Like I just was wondering, is this like an ongoing
Speaker 3: new wellness thing or was.
Speaker 5: It just a little bit particularly.
Speaker 2: That eliminating but cutting back or making better decisions you.
Speaker 3: Know, Yeah, Okay, I was just wondering because we we've
Speaker 3: done a lot of cutting out of bread. That one,
Speaker 3: the one that's really hard when you eat out is
Speaker 3: chips oh.
Speaker 5: Oh in a Mexican food restaurant.
Speaker 3: My god, it's just like, what's the work around? Do
Speaker 3: I just get guawk in a spoon?
Speaker 5: There's no substitute. It's either all or nothing.
Speaker 3: But especially at a steakhouse like I worked at a
Speaker 3: you know, really nice steakhous growing up here high school
Speaker 3: and college, and that you know, the warm bread out
Speaker 3: of the oven, just the butter that just melts, oh
Speaker 3: so good. But we haven't been eating the heavy breads.
Speaker 3: Like it's hard. But you want to see, go ahead,
Speaker 3: you do you feel better, you know, if you avoid it.
Speaker 3: But do you want to see each Risia blow her top?
Speaker 1: Okay? Sure, anyone that serves cold butter? Oh yeah, where
Speaker 1: it's too cold?
Speaker 5: I will burn your establishment down. What are you doing?
Speaker 5: How you expect us to spread cold butter?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Come on, you just requested the Can you take this
Speaker 3: back and microwave it real quick?
Speaker 1: I know, but I should even at someone's house. Trisia's like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, yeah, you got to set it out
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 4: Right for dinner time, right out of the refrigerator.
Speaker 5: It's hard as a rock. Oh, it's so annoying.
Speaker 1: It's the JB and Sandy Show.
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Speaker 2: knowledge from jv in s handy Tricia.
Speaker 1: You listen up to, I'll listen. This is uh so.
Speaker 2: Someone posted this on Reddit if I found it interesting
Speaker 2: that it's under the ask men advice thread on Reddit.
Speaker 2: If you're curious, it says, to all mature men thirty plus,
Speaker 2: please name one mistake you made in your life, So
Speaker 2: a young man may never repeat it. It can be
Speaker 2: anything save a young brother. So you can change that
Speaker 2: from mistake you made to advice you would give legit.
Speaker 1: JB. You said that a couple immediately came to mind
Speaker 1: for you. Yes, two things came to mind immediately.
Speaker 3: I do have a twenty three year old daughter, and
Speaker 3: I have talked to her about these exact things. And
Speaker 3: you know, and if it was a young man, I
Speaker 3: would say the same thing. The first one is, and
Speaker 3: I send these little short clips to my daughter. The
Speaker 3: power of compounding interest. Yes, yeah, it's like she's twenty three,
Speaker 3: and I'm like, so if you start putting away one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars a month at age eighteen, let's say, since
Speaker 3: I'm talking to some other young man, it's ridiculous what
Speaker 3: that becomes by the time you're in your forties. By
Speaker 3: the time you're in your forties, it doesn't sound possible, right,
Speaker 3: it will be over a million dollars. Yeah, it's ridiculous, Like,
Speaker 3: and that's not even you know, four oh one k protected.
Speaker 3: And so you know, fortunately, I put some money away
Speaker 3: from my daughter when she was born, and it's accumulated
Speaker 3: and I show her, you know, look what it's this
Speaker 3: is what it's becoming. You didn't even know you had it,
Speaker 3: And luckily she hasn't doesn't even know how to get
Speaker 3: it because I had to hand it over when she's
Speaker 3: twenty one, and uh.
Speaker 1: It's just so powerful.
Speaker 3: I'm like, you're not going to miss that one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars a month, right, that's one night out with your buddies,
Speaker 3: goofing around.
Speaker 4: They should have been teaching that in high school instead
Speaker 4: of how to sign and fill out checks in che
Speaker 4: which is what I clearly remember being taught in high school.
Speaker 3: There, how to properly address an envelope right right, how
Speaker 3: to write a business letter? Really, more life skills, more
Speaker 3: life skills, right, that's the other one. Yeah, the other
Speaker 3: thing I would say to a young dude. And I've
Speaker 3: said this to my daughter. And because it took me
Speaker 3: a long time to learn this, like when I was
Speaker 3: in my late teens early twenties, I made the assumption
Speaker 3: that relationships are really hard and take a lot of work.
Speaker 3: When it's the right person, it does not take that
Speaker 3: much work. It's just it's like, you know, and it's
Speaker 3: and I also said to you know, I've said to her,
Speaker 3: it's like, you know, sometimes just two people are just
Speaker 3: toxic to each other and you don't even know why.
Speaker 3: And then when you're in the right relationship, you're like,
Speaker 3: well this is easy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, why did I do that other thing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And then and then the second part of that is,
Speaker 3: did you when you were young, Sandy, did you from
Speaker 3: a girl?
Speaker 1: Did you ever get the I don't want to waste
Speaker 1: my time? Oh? Yeah, get that speech a lot? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I get it now. You know.
Speaker 3: I wasted a lot of their time at last, wasted
Speaker 3: a lot of my own time when this isn't going
Speaker 3: to work.
Speaker 1: It shouldn't be this hard.
Speaker 4: I think girls get to that I don't want to
Speaker 4: waste my time mark way before guys.
Speaker 1: Oh, absolutely sure.
Speaker 4: So I think that's why it's such a big player
Speaker 4: in the breakup relationship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because guy, we're stupid. We're like, oh, we're wasting time?
Speaker 1: Is that what I am? Just to waste the time?
Speaker 1: Like we can't handle it, We're such idiots.
Speaker 2: Mine mine kind of feeds into yours. Jbi and uh,
Speaker 2: I think our job. Our friend John Correath said this
Speaker 2: to me once. He said, but because he's been he's
Speaker 2: a bachelor's bachelor man. He's always been single, and he said,
Speaker 2: given the choice between lonely and miserable, I'll take lonely
Speaker 2: every time. And that is that line movie once. It
Speaker 2: was Yeah, it is one hundred percent true. If you
Speaker 2: are faced with being lonely or miserable with someone else,
Speaker 2: take the lonely because it's way better than the miserable.
Speaker 5: It applies to girls too.
Speaker 4: I have friends who will be in a miserable relationship
Speaker 4: just so there's.
Speaker 5: A guy with them.
Speaker 4: They would rather be with any guy than to just
Speaker 4: be alone. I was never like that, but it makes
Speaker 4: no sense to me, a cat, right, Do something.
Speaker 2: I'd also say to a young person, and not that
Speaker 2: I'm an alien health, but take care of your body. Exercise,
Speaker 2: do something. Don't go a decade without exercise something it.
Speaker 1: Does happen, It can happen easily.
Speaker 2: Take care of your body from the you only get
Speaker 2: you know, sounds so sappy, and but you only get
Speaker 2: one of these, and so take care of it, you know,
Speaker 2: don't overeat, exercise, don't smoke, don't drink too much. Just
Speaker 2: you can live a happy life without all those you
Speaker 2: know by being healthy.
Speaker 4: So do you notice that the older we get all
Speaker 4: of those sayings that when we were young.
Speaker 5: Older people told us that when we just roll our
Speaker 5: eyes at they're all true.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine, like I know you guys have been
Speaker 3: working hard at it, we have in our house too.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if you ate the way we do
Speaker 1: now when you were in your mid twenties.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, Yeah, would be amazing, right, Oh my god,
Speaker 4: would be amazing.
Speaker 1: I'll add one more just for fun.
Speaker 3: And my daughter has really taken this one to heart
Speaker 3: because I think she's just wired this way.
Speaker 1: And I say, travel while you're young.
Speaker 3: Yep, yeah, it's like you just I was so obsessed
Speaker 3: with working and you know, moving up the ladder and
Speaker 3: you know, getting industry recognition, and it's like you wake
Speaker 3: up your forty and you haven't gone anywhere, right. It
Speaker 3: can happen really fast. She's been good about that. She
Speaker 3: went to New Zealand a couple of years ago. She's
Speaker 3: going to Iceland next month. She's been then, she's talking
Speaker 3: about a trip to Japan in the fall. I'm like,
Speaker 3: it's amazing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you'll never regret spending your dollars on travel.
Speaker 2: I don't think there was I'm trying to find there's
Speaker 2: no way to find in Instagram, your history of what
Speaker 2: you sent someone right and looking through Instagram right now,
Speaker 2: like like you'd like if you have an email, you
Speaker 2: have a scent box.
Speaker 1: But Instagram, I think it should be in there if
Speaker 1: you go to that, maybe your activity.
Speaker 2: Maybe I found something I send and I and I
Speaker 2: really really try.
Speaker 1: Here it is, I did find it.
Speaker 2: I really try to regulate myself and not overdo it
Speaker 2: with my daughter, our daughter on sending her different videos
Speaker 2: and stuff that I see on Instagram, but I do
Speaker 2: do it. And I sent her one recently and it
Speaker 2: was just a picture and it had some music playing
Speaker 2: on it, and it basically said, maturity is when you
Speaker 2: realize that your dad wasn't.
Speaker 1: Being an a hole.
Speaker 2: When he when he when he told you this, or
Speaker 2: that he just wanted you to be better than all
Speaker 2: the other lazy bums that are out there, something like that.
Speaker 2: You know, right, it was something like that. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean don't want I agree travel, but also put
Speaker 2: it in hard work. Don't be afraid to do hard things.
Speaker 2: I say that to my dough all the time. Do
Speaker 2: not be afraid to do hard things. You can do
Speaker 2: so much more than you even dream of.
Speaker 4: Right, It's hard, just because it's hard doesn't mean you
Speaker 4: can't do it or shouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Right, try it. Don't be afraid to do hard things.
Speaker 2: I would tell that to a young person too. Whatever
Speaker 2: it is that you think is hard, you can probably
Speaker 2: do it. It may take some work, but you're gonna
Speaker 2: get there eventually.
Speaker 1: Well, don't we sound wise? We are wise, Jabie, we
Speaker 1: were twenty two.
Speaker 2: If if there's a twenty two year old listening to
Speaker 2: us going shut up.
Speaker 5: When they're in the pippies, they're going to go. Those
Speaker 5: dudes were right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, those guys on the right, they're gonna sit back
Speaker 1: there and go. Damn. I wish i'd put one hundred
Speaker 1: dollars a month.
Speaker 3: Away, like old JB told, you're not going to if
Speaker 3: there's a young person, you're not gonna missed that one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars a month. Trust me, put it away and
Speaker 3: just put it in an index fund. If you don't
Speaker 3: know what an index fund is, just go to an
Speaker 3: investment and they'll tell you it's so easy.
Speaker 1: Just look at it like I'll just give you.
Speaker 3: I'll give you a good app It's not an ad
Speaker 3: or one, it's just one. I was showing my daughter
Speaker 3: it's called betterment. It just drafts. Drafts. You draft a
Speaker 3: regular amount every month, and then you tell them the
Speaker 3: level of risk that you want. Just a conservative fund,
Speaker 3: an SMP fund. You'll be fine. Just forget it, set
Speaker 3: it and forget it. I wish i'd started that at eighteen,
Speaker 3: run po peel, set.
Speaker 5: It, forget it?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 5: Why do I have that information in my head?
Speaker 1: What was the product? What was it?
Speaker 5: You said it and you forget it. It was like
Speaker 5: an oven, right cooking something.
Speaker 1: It wasn't a pocket Fisherman oven.
Speaker 4: Oh man, I watched too much TV on Saturdays.
Speaker 3: Wait, we got We can't move on from this. It's
Speaker 3: like I gotta note forget it. Logan was the ronco
Speaker 3: rotisseriy dice Golly.
Speaker 1: Set it and forget it? Oh man, I wonder what.
Speaker 4: Ron He died in twenty twenty one. He died at
Speaker 4: the age of eighty six. He sold a lot of stuff.
Speaker 1: I wonder what his net worth was like when he passed.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'll find out. Hang on the pocket fishermen man.
Speaker 1: That was a good one.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh what was hold on? What else did he invent? Oh?
Speaker 1: Two hundred million? Wow?
Speaker 3: A marketing school and that's a long time ago, so
Speaker 3: that two hundred million. Non.
Speaker 1: No, he died in twenty twenty one, not more recent
Speaker 1: than I thought.
Speaker 2: Interesting, pocket fishermen, the rotisserie thing. We're kind of learning
Speaker 2: something here, here we go. Here's his gadgets. The chop omatic,
Speaker 2: a handpowered chopper that dice vegetables.
Speaker 5: The vegomatic, a lot of amatics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had the we talked about the words history.
Speaker 2: We talked about the pocket fisherman. He had a smokeless
Speaker 2: ash tray, a battery app raad device to reduce secondhand smoke.
Speaker 2: He also he also all you karaoke people out there,
Speaker 2: Ron Pope Peel is who you can think for mister microphone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no kidding. Yeah, the hey, good looking. We'll be
Speaker 1: back to pick you up later. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my god, here's something interesting. We're going down a
Speaker 3: rabbit hole here.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He was.
Speaker 3: He was married first to Marylyn nineteen fifty six to
Speaker 3: nineteen sixty three. She didn't get to see well when
Speaker 3: she was married to him. She probably was like, this
Speaker 3: guy's an idiot.
Speaker 1: This is going nowhere.
Speaker 3: It's like, Ron, you're not gonna get rich inventing things too.
Speaker 3: They split up, Yeah, and then the next His next
Speaker 3: spouse was nineteen ninety five till he passed, and she's
Speaker 3: sitting on a two hundred billion at.
Speaker 4: While he invented the inside the eggshell egg scrambler, called
Speaker 4: the eggs a little scrambler in.
Speaker 6: It because scrambling eggs is so hard. It's so much
Speaker 6: easier inside eggs. He's got another omadic if you want
Speaker 6: to hear it. He's got the dial Omatic, a slicy
Speaker 6: machine for precise cuts of meats, cheeses, and vegetables. And
Speaker 6: here's probably my favorite rom po.
Speaker 2: Pile of mentioned the cap snaffler, a bottle opener that
Speaker 2: caught caps to prevent them from falling.
Speaker 5: Snaffler snaffler.
Speaker 1: Wow, Shannon po Peel, she just became really hot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: Oh kitty.
Speaker 4: He's got a couple more omatics on there too, Sandy,
Speaker 4: the Somatic and the Whippo Mattic.
Speaker 1: Oh, you got a.
Speaker 2: Better Omannic list than I did. Yeah, the king of
Speaker 2: direct marketing. He knew what he was doing. He'd get
Speaker 2: out there. That was really the first info Marshall, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: And then came the guys who could set the car
Speaker 4: on fire and it didn't mess up the paint.
Speaker 5: I was mesmerized by that one too.
Speaker 2: Then you got the guy selling the pillows. That guy's
Speaker 2: about annoying. I think he went, No, he's still advertisement.
Speaker 3: I think, Well, you know that the Oxy Clean pitchman
Speaker 3: is a friend of mine.
Speaker 1: Of course he is. Yeah, Sully, Anthony Sullivan. He's a
Speaker 1: good friend of mine.
Speaker 3: Is that all he does? JB is oxy Clean? No,
Speaker 3: he does other stuff. In fact, he doesn't own oxy Clean.
Speaker 3: He is the hired pitch man. He's been doing it forever.
Speaker 3: His partner did it originally, but he he not only
Speaker 3: still is the voice of oxy clean, but he uh,
Speaker 3: it's kind of a cool story. He has a daughter
Speaker 3: with some some challenges and and he saw that CBD
Speaker 3: really helped her, and so he decided to become a
Speaker 3: CBD HMP farmer in Vermont and made a reality show
Speaker 3: out of it. It's on Vice TV, if you get Vice.
Speaker 3: It's pretty fascinating. All right, we'll check it out. Stick
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