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This week's episode is an honor of the newly founded

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Irish Heritage Month that I guess Donald Trump just signed

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into effect with an executive order. So an honor of

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Irish Heritage Month, we are going to tell the story

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of the most stereotypical, honestly racist Irish story you have

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ever heard of. The things the Irish did in this

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story are so stereotypically Irish that if I wrote it

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as fiction, you would consider it wildly offensive. We are

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talking about the Great Dublin Whiskey Flood of eighteen seventy five.

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You can imagine what happened. Welcome to soft core History.

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What is up? Welcome back to softcore History. I am

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your host for the week, Rob Fox, joined as always

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by Dan Jester.

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Speaker 2: Hey man, how you doing great? I actually had a

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beautiful day.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I heard from you. That's why you

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were late today. It was we apologize for starting so

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late today.

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Speaker 2: People don't even know. Yeah. Episode still out on time.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot published on time. It's all that matters.

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We here till midnight.

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Speaker 2: But I inconvenienced you and our guest. Yeah, because I

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was too busy having a good day.

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Speaker 3: The audacity. We should have been busy getting a haircut,

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but just choice, priorities were chosen.

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Speaker 2: I don't disagree with you, dude.

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Speaker 3: It's so that beard is so scary?

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Speaker 1: Does Gabby montomy or you're hearing? But go on, please

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don't stop.

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Speaker 3: It's so rowdy, And why is it so straight? Don't beards?

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Shouldn't it be pub beer? It's very Are you blow

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drying it or like conditioning it?

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Speaker 1: You brush it?

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Speaker 2: It's natural.

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Speaker 3: It's natural.

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Speaker 2: I'll walk like uh shampoot sometimes, but that's it look.

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Speaker 1: Like a civil war general's coquette.

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Speaker 2: Son, Listen, I want to cut it, but I'm getting

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so much hide from other dudes.

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Speaker 3: So you're gay.

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Speaker 2: It's not gay.

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Speaker 1: So what you're saying is no, he says, the only

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list waits for guys.

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Speaker 3: I mean at this point, yeah, any bulk is for men.

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Speaker 2: Working out is for dudes.

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Speaker 1: But I mean they don't care how much they don't

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dress for men. No, like, no, you that's a nice outfit,

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but that is not what that women compliment. Yeah, you

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know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: It's not well, especially right now, what's trendy is like

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not for the male gaze. Everything's loose, everything's oversized.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and like I'm sure lots of them will be

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like oh with that outfit, but no guys like god damn. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: But every time I'm super close to cutting it or

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going to the barber.

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Speaker 3: You get another hand, I get another.

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Speaker 2: Dude jerking me off. Yeah, metaphoric in the showers for

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the beard and the hair, and my hair will never

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be this long again. So I'm like, ah, if I

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cut it.

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Speaker 3: I feel like it's been this long before.

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Speaker 2: It's never been this long.

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Speaker 3: Are you serious? It's been close to.

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Speaker 1: The song he used to be extremely clean cut. You

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look up Dan from his TFM days.

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Speaker 3: I remember it. That's the day I bring back old

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d look like you ate that Dawn.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, even clips from this show a couple of years ago, unrecognizable.

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There is a handsome man underneath this.

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Speaker 3: And yet you're still wearing the same size shorts.

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Speaker 1: All right, I told you before the show these are

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extra large.

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Speaker 3: They're so tight.

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Speaker 2: I know because I keep getting.

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Speaker 1: Bigger, sploating out leg days every day.

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Speaker 2: Two thirty brother so much girth, I'm huge. It doesn't

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translate on camera like people have no idea.

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Speaker 1: You just look like a guy.

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Speaker 3: I think it does. I feel like he said he.

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Speaker 1: Would pop top one of these days, I will make

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your top off. Yeah, for his birthday show, we'll have

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to have it back on first.

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Speaker 2: That's May what May fourteenth? Okay, and Dan will popped up.

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But no, I get the compliment where I guess the

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comment every time I go out and people meet me,

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especially for like our normal job, for the shows they

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do on location, they're always like, oh, you're way bigger

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than I thought, Like, do I just sound like a bitch?

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And it's probably a yes for.

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Speaker 1: Your size and look, you do have a very soft voice,

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soft hesitant voice.

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Speaker 2: Like you don't project, I don't have confidence. Yeah, yeah,

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but that's why I go to the gym.

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Speaker 3: But's but that's the Dan like, I love the little,

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the little sneaky Dan comments like some some of the

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gold is in the whispers.

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Speaker 1: Oh, I'm not not denying that at all. But Dan

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still is like, oh yeah. And then meanwhile, old theater

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boy here is just like, welcome to the show. Here

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talking from my.

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Speaker 2: Chest, cheap seeds in the film actor. He's a theater kid.

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Speaker 1: It's different.

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Speaker 2: It's subtle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And I guess getting ready for a role that I

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have not locked down yet, which is I don't know.

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Season two of The Revenant of American PRIMI.

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Speaker 1: American Primary, Well, yeah, you need to be a cavalry

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soldier slaughtering Mormons.

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Speaker 2: I could be on either side. No, I could be

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the Mormons.

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Speaker 1: You don't give Mormon.

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Speaker 2: No Mormon's on the show.

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Speaker 3: I do really have never seen a Mormon with such

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dark hair.

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Speaker 1: I think I guess they fucked the blonde into themselves

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later they didn't do it. Are the Originals were not?

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I guess, I don't know. I don't they're so blonde

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though they're Yeah, they're beautiful, I wouldn't. I mean the

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women are mitt Romney. It's a good looking guy, I guess.

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Speaker 3: But I have a thing with blonde men.

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Speaker 1: He's not blonde.

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Speaker 3: I don't like blind blonde eyebrows.

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Speaker 1: Men blonde eyebrows, like men that are.

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Speaker 3: So blonde to have blonde eyebrows. Okay, it's like it's

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just too too blond.

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Speaker 1: That might mean the pubes are blonde.

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Speaker 2: I think all women hate blonde men because it's just

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they just look too delicate, too boyish.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, too like too delicate.

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Speaker 2: No, so don't bleach my hair.

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Speaker 3: No, rod that I hated the bleached hair. I think

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I prefer this look to the bair and I don't

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enjoy this look either.

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Speaker 2: All right, well, I'll definitely cut it before I go

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to the airport next Oh.

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Speaker 3: No, actually I think you should leave it if you're

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going to the airport next.

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Speaker 2: Time we go on a trip for work. That right,

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definitely clean up before I hit TSA.

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Speaker 1: Whatever, do you look like someone TSA would flag? Uh?

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Speaker 2: No, But I always get padded down the dick.

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Speaker 3: That's just it's because they want to see your games.

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Speaker 2: It's always hot in that area. And they always gotta

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get a feel.

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Speaker 1: Too much blood flow, too much heat.

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Speaker 2: I guess I'm not though. It's just pretty average. It's

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a boyfriend dick and it depends on the day, you know,

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especially at airport. At the airport, I got an acorn going,

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so it's freezing. I'm embarrassed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you've been sitting in a car.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, I promise I pushed more than this.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you need me to get in, you want

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to take me to the back room, I'll get here.

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Speaker 2: So I fluff a little bit while I'm in line,

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just tug on it because I know they're gonna pat

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me down on the dick.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just going with a full raging boner.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that would see. That's the only way to end

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the embarrassment is to full mask.

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Speaker 1: You'll either not get patted down at all or get

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extra padded down.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, if you do that.

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Speaker 1: Uh, today's topic is a fun one. Uh, Gabby, I

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don't know if you know this, but it's Irish Heritage Month.

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As of three days ago, I.

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Speaker 3: Didn't know that it was a heritage month. I thought

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it was just like Saint Patrick's Day.

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Speaker 1: It just works so oh really, Donald Trump signed.

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Speaker 2: He also made it Women's History Month.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 3: Already Women's History.

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Speaker 2: Sign.

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Speaker 3: Okay signed it.

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Speaker 2: So you're welcome.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much.

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Speaker 1: It's Irish Hair Heritage Month and Women's History Month. We're

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not doing to show wou women though, but we would

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never Yeah, it's Irish Heritage Month. So we have an

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Irish story today. And by the way, and true I

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would give a shout out real quick into true Irish

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Catholic fashion. My mother texted me the other day and

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was like, You'll never guess who I ran into at

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the fish fry?

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Speaker 3: Is it somebody from church?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, if someone else in church, but this dude

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I went to grade school with, who's like eight or

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nine years Because it is Lent. It is Lent, so

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it's fish fry season. I need to hit a fish

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fry every Friday. Yeah, which my wife won't eat anything

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at other than maybe the French fries because she hates all.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's why you went where you went for your

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date on Friday. What I didn't realize you're still practicing.

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Speaker 1: Are you really try not to do meat on Fridays?

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Speaker 3: For what to get into Heaven? Dan?

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Speaker 1: Youah to get into heaven.

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Speaker 2: You'd buy your way into heaven.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm doing. That's my plan.

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Speaker 2: I think Friday on this planet, you live it up

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and then you just make a bunch of coin and

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pay God off.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's a good thing that being Catholic is. No

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matter what you do, if you say Sally, then it

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all goes away.

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Speaker 2: I'm left fro Yeah, they're just like ate off Hitler

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right before he killed himself. He's like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good. That was my favorite line from Furious, Like, hey,

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Hitler going to heaven. Child, Buff's like, how about you?

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And if he if he gives a soul or Jesus

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kind of skype Man's law though, like fucking redneck. I

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enjoyed that one, but now my my mom was like,

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the guess they're getting into it. It had the fish

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fry and like, uh so Catholic. I love this already.

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Speaker 2: And from this guy school grade.

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Speaker 1: School with old of me, he's like a uh Saint

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Louis restaurant tour of some repute, has the best barbecue

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restaurant in Saint Louis, Salt and smoke. His name's Tommy Schmidt,

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and I guess he. I haven't talked to him in

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a million years. Uh. He came up to her and

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she was like, I listened to your son's podcast. I

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really like it. Ah, And I was like.

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Speaker 2: Are you giving them the shout out so you can

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get that Tom's meal?

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Speaker 1: Dude? Some Yeah, I want some brisket, burn and tea rats.

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They make burn and toast, gravioli at salt and smoke.

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It's fucking fire and pimento cheese tea Rats also fire.

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You're shameless, I am, But no, Tommy, what's up dude?

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That because she was like, oh I listen to all

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the time. Was what the fuck?

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Speaker 3: That's great, That's so cute.

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Speaker 1: Like that's hyper random. But I love it, Tommy. Your

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restaurant's fantastic. So thanks for listening.

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Speaker 2: All my friends are aware that I have a show

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and they're like, that's cool, man, I'm not gonna listen

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to it. Thanks for your support, guys.

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Speaker 1: I never, like, no friend, no person would ever be like,

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you know a podcast, please check it out, likeingly review.

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If they ask me what I do, I'm like I

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am a grave digger or something anything other than anything

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than this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wheel hospice corpses into the fucking furnace, like like

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anything other than self promotion.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just so embarrassing.

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Speaker 2: It is for it's like I don't know, great subscribe

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please check out my Instagram story please and I feel

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camera as a selfie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the Patreon subscribers new sketch up on the Patreon

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check it out. But yeah, today, since it's Irish Heritage Month,

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we're talking about an episode from Irish history that is.

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Speaker 2: Perhaps Daniel Murphy Patrick register.

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Speaker 1: If I wrote this about Irish people, or if I

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wrote what happened here, but replace the Irish part with

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other stereotypes of another race, Like if I wrote it

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like it was, you would be like, you're the most

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racist person.

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Speaker 2: I ever for Mexicans, Like yeah, like if I did.

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Speaker 3: That, like there is a lot in common. There is

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same culture, different carbs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, same religion, culture, different types of liquor. Yeah, if

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like it is just so on brand stereotypical that if

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you wrote this about it's not about people, it's it's honestly,

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even the right person would be offended by this if

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you wrote this about the Irish, you know what I mean,

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Like if you thought they thought it was fiction, but

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it's not fiction.

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Speaker 2: It's very real danger.

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Speaker 1: It's yeah, it's change of the fish. It just proves

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that we as the Irish are not a serious people.

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Speaker 2: Essentially, are you gonna make an argument for why the

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English kept us in internment camps?

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Speaker 1: So that's what two thousand, that's what I started out with.

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Speaker 2: You know this, you know that's pretty recent. IRA members

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are guys that they like quote unquote labeled IRA that

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were just dudes in Northern Ireland that were.

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Speaker 1: Catholic military age males.

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Speaker 2: They just put internment camps and then they got out

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in like two thousand.

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Speaker 3: That's crazy because like the troubles ended in the nineties.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and great Brandon, right for the English, the troubles,

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the troubles, the troubles, Oh yes, the troubles in Ireland.

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Speaker 1: Yes, which by the way, they.

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Speaker 2: Don't get enough ship for that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, well they don't get enough ship for anything. But

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they are in fourth place eternally.

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Speaker 2: So India, South Africa, Ireland, Like, whoa dude, The English.

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Speaker 3: They don't do anything right, but.

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Speaker 1: Their teams they sound smart and sophisticated, so you're like,

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they think me.

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Speaker 3: About it until they until you see their teeth, they

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open their mouths.

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Speaker 1: It's different story. But like typically when people are conquered

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on this show, when we talk about people, like certain

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people who were conquered a lot of times they're assholes.

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So were like, dude, I don't even care that something

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bad happened to you, Like the Aztecs for example, like

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the Spanish weren't nice, but the Astecs weren't nice either,

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So it's just kind of like whatever, whatever, I'm not

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weeping for Mana Zuma or like the Japanese in World

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War two, fucking monsters, don't really care. Even the Mongols

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took down some douchebags, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Like quite a few, quite a few douchebags Mongol empire. Man,

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they really let that go.

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Speaker 1: They never wanted it.

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Speaker 2: They really slipped up.

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Speaker 1: They weren't They weren't there for empire.

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Speaker 2: Even after Genghis though they were still conquering.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not what they were about. That's only

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what they were.

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Speaker 3: They were about chaos like ripe and pillage and function up.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody wants to run a city, no fucking snooze, dude.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't want like jobs like they don't want

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to be in office, they want to be in the field.

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Speaker 1: It's like when the Taliban, when the US left Afghanistan,

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everyone in the Taliban had to get a job. They

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couldn't just ride around and pick up trucks with their

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boys anymore.

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Speaker 2: Sleeping giants still you think, who Mongolian?

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Speaker 1: You never know, they're just sitting They're just.

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Speaker 2: Waiting for their time to take over again, just hanging

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out on their strike when you.

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Speaker 1: Least expect it, on their tiny little ponies. So we

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usually feel that way, or even the Romans like they

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were and all these people, by the way, when they

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got Conker, when they got their shit fucked up, they

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were like still actively being assholes right like it would

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be a tragedy if London or something was sacked today

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because the English aren't actively being you know, imperial assholes

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right like they used to do that. They don't do

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that out All these people were like actively being assholes.

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Speaker 3: When they get It's like you put bad in, you get,

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you get bad right back.

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Speaker 1: The Irish have were never a great nation in terms

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of like con according other places or anything. Always the abused,

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never the abuser, whether it's the English or Vikings or whatever.

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But the Irish might be the one people. And maybe

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it's because I'm Irish, so I feel like I could

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say the actually the one people that even though they

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really never did anything wrong aside from normal shit that

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every civilization does wrong on like a small scale, I

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still am just like, you're not a serious people, and

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I and I think it's like the one group of

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whites that you can kind of got what was coming

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to you that you can't.

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Speaker 2: Blame for colonialism, the Irish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also blame them for It's just like

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you're so unseerious that you almost have like what this

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type of thing, Like your friend gets the shit kicked

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out of him walking through a shitty neighborhood, but it's like, dude,

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you called me and were like, I'm gonna walk through

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this neighborhood and see what happens. Yeah, it's like, well

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I don't, Yeah, your skull's fractured.

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Speaker 2: But.

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Speaker 3: You're looking for trouble. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's accurate though, if you're just kind

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of chilling and living where you've always lived.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying they're not a serious people.

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Speaker 2: I get that they're not going out of their way

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to be in the way of others.

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Speaker 1: They're not going out of their way to be serious either, they're.

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Speaker 2: Just trying to mind their own they are, but like

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they're not even.

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Speaker 3: Like having good defense, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't play good.

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Speaker 3: Defense, no good like and obviously no offense. So like

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like they're just fucking they're just getting pillaged.

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Speaker 2: So today we're going to talk about trying to have

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a good dying.

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Speaker 1: The most stereotypical, like offensively stereotypical Irish thing that ever happened,

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and it's all fucking real, The Great Dublin Whiskey Fire

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of eighteen seventy five.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's all. That's cool. That sounds cool.

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Speaker 1: It's a good time.

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Speaker 2: Only a couple of decades after famine. After famine, yeah,

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which we covered Potento. Famine was not just one thing

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it was there was probably more years where there wasn't

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or there was less years where there wasn't a famine.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: The English, I'm starving them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, there wasn't a ship wasn't growing, it wasn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is fun to be like what just you know,

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you can't grow potatoes or go fish. The English wouldn't

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let them fish.

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Speaker 3: But like they didn't even say for it, like the ships.

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Speaker 1: No, well they tried, yeah, but they again unseerious people,

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and here's we're gonna time for that right now. The

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fire is believed to have started in Lawrence Malone's storehouse

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on the corner of r D Street in Dublin. Three

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hundred and fifteen thousand gallons of whiskey were being stored in.

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Speaker 3: Why does he have so much? Is he like a

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it's like a factory.

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Speaker 1: Okay, it's they're making whiskey there, so it's just shipped

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to a whiskey there. The value of that whiskey is

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six million pounds in today's money, so just to like

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this is what got to be one of the biggest

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whiskey storehouses in the city, in the City of Whiskey.

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While the exact cause of the fire is unknown, it

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is believed to have started after four thirty five PM,

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when the storehouse was last checked, when you know, they

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did their last rounds to make sure everything was good,

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and eight thirty PM when the alarm was raised. At

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nine thirty the fire had gotten to a point where

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the barrels in the storehouse got to them and they

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began to explode from the heat, this scent exploding whiskey,

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a deluge, an absolute explosion, tsunami of whiskey shooting out

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the doors and windows of the burning building. Oh my god,

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just like a fucking torrent of whiskey out of every orifice.

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Speaker 2: Of that fucking building. Yeah, okay, where was this place located?

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In a poor neighborhood? Perhaps?

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Speaker 1: Yep, of course, Yeah, in a poor neighborhood. You don't

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put a storehouse in a nice neighborhood. There's no store

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there's no storehouses in Highland Park, Texas. Yeah, you know

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what I mean. There's no storehouses in the Upper east Side.

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Speaker 3: People just drinking from the streets, just taking a cup

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and filling up.

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Speaker 2: And yeah, we'll get to that.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but yep, worse, I mean, hey, whiskey river coming

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through so.

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Speaker 1: Allegedly, according to the Irish Examiner article that was at

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the written at the time, the whiskey streams were initially

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twenty to thirty feet high in the street. Just a

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fucking wall of whiskey. Apparently.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, did I'm gonna try to body set

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that whiskey wave the stream of canoe?

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah, the stream of Whiskey shot down several streets

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and destroyed a roll of small houses and then also

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uh some tightly packed tenement buildings across a couple streets,

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Mill Street, Tardy Street, Chimer Street, and Clark Street. We're

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all destroyed by the Wall of Whiskey.

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Speaker 3: A thousand people lived there, probably in four houses, yeah,

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like five rooms.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just like just children sleep on other children.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, like the original bunk beds.

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Speaker 1: Like your teenager sleeps on a bed of toddlers situation.

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Speaker 2: You used your younger brothers and sisters as rafts, Yeah,

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as flotation device when the strong survive.

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Speaker 1: I mean they have soft bodies, they're comfortable to sleep on, right,

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take dynamic love taking a nap.

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Speaker 3: With their hairless, so they kind of glide through the water,

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that's true.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. And they're dirty, so they're greased up and they're dirty. Yeah.

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Just I mean, you're good.

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Speaker 3: I think makes a better flotation device than a dirty child.

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Speaker 1: Slash a couple dirty toddlers together and you'll be fucking fine.

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So what did the Irish do drink when a tsunami

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drink of whiskey drink coming down?

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Speaker 2: Well not first you have to get the containers to

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put the whisky into drink.

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Speaker 1: No, you don't.

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Speaker 3: You've got pots, you got pants.

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Speaker 2: You're just going with your hands scooping it up.

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Speaker 1: They're mostly used they now many people did run out

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into the pots and pans. Many more use their hands and.

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Speaker 3: Shoes, ew, whiskey, shoe Did you ever do that? What

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was it called?

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Speaker 2: Shoeyes?

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Speaker 1: Shoey?

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Speaker 3: So you have you have done it?

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Speaker 1: Not done the show?

472
00:21:00,599 --> 00:21:01,400
Speaker 3: Have you done it?

473
00:21:01,480 --> 00:21:01,880
Speaker 2: I've done it?

474
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:02,240
Speaker 1: Shoey?

475
00:21:02,400 --> 00:21:04,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, to celebrate.

476
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,200
Speaker 3: With your own shoe or someone else's shoe. Okay, good,

477
00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:07,960
that's hygienic.

478
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,640
Speaker 2: To celebrate a Australian mma fighter win in a fight.

479
00:21:11,799 --> 00:21:12,799
Speaker 3: How much money did you win?

480
00:21:13,079 --> 00:21:14,039
Speaker 2: It was like two hundred bucks.

481
00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, I knew I was just the love of the game.

482
00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:17,839
I knew there was.

483
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:20,440
Speaker 2: But his whole thing is he would do shoeies from

484
00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,799
the crowd once he won a fight, so I did

485
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,000
in Unison. But he would do someone else's shoes because

486
00:21:25,000 --> 00:21:27,880
he's yeah, yeah, he's somebody from the audience would throw

487
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:28,359
them their boot.

488
00:21:28,559 --> 00:21:31,200
Speaker 3: If you're a fighter, you are getting pretty regular teennis shots.

489
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:35,240
So I think while it is gross, like if anyone

490
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:35,880
can do it, you're.

491
00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:37,440
Speaker 2: Getting worse from the mats you practice on.

492
00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:40,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get eight fucking ring worms in you in

493
00:21:40,559 --> 00:21:43,079
any even time. That's why fighters actually have to eat

494
00:21:43,119 --> 00:21:50,119
so much. It's not their workout regimens other lives. Yeah yeah,

495
00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:51,400
so yeah.

496
00:21:51,519 --> 00:21:53,359
Speaker 3: So they're drinking from shoes.

497
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:57,240
Speaker 1: They ran out to drink it. But here's the thing.

498
00:21:58,720 --> 00:22:05,599
These people, we're so excited for the free alcohol flowing

499
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:12,079
through the streets that they didn't even care that it

500
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:13,160
was on fire.

501
00:22:14,400 --> 00:22:16,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, but how much of it was on fire? A

502
00:22:16,119 --> 00:22:17,680
lot of it, and how many dead bodies.

503
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:23,119
Speaker 3: They're not drinking when it's on fire. It's a what

504
00:22:23,160 --> 00:22:23,599
are they like?

505
00:22:23,680 --> 00:22:23,799
Speaker 2: How?

506
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:25,119
Speaker 3: No?

507
00:22:25,839 --> 00:22:29,279
Speaker 1: It It is like fire is spreading down the street,

508
00:22:29,559 --> 00:22:32,160
on the whiskey and through the houses, and they're just like,

509
00:22:32,279 --> 00:22:34,519
we got we got thirty for more seconds at least

510
00:22:34,559 --> 00:22:36,119
we got a couple of minutes before the fire gets here.

511
00:22:36,319 --> 00:22:38,039
Just scoop top, scoop as much up as you can.

512
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:41,079
Speaker 2: That's a fun bar gag that bartenders to get the

513
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:41,960
flaming shots.

514
00:22:42,000 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 1: What is the one on Sixth Street? Shots just shopping? Yeah,

515
00:22:46,559 --> 00:22:47,039
just shot bar?

516
00:22:47,119 --> 00:22:49,000
Speaker 2: What is that place called shot Shot?

517
00:22:49,039 --> 00:22:50,920
Speaker 1: No, it's not buck Shot. It's next to buck Shot.

518
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:54,079
Speaker 2: Who cares?

519
00:22:54,160 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 1: Whatever?

520
00:22:55,079 --> 00:22:56,160
Speaker 3: I've probably thrown up there.

521
00:22:56,240 --> 00:23:01,200
Speaker 1: People ran toward the flames with pots in hand. This

522
00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,720
is a quote, or this is an excerpt from the Irish.

523
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:05,839
Speaker 2: Is this where they're saying, my man pots and Pans

524
00:23:05,839 --> 00:23:09,559
comes from. That's the saying, yeah, you've never heard that.

525
00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:11,519
Speaker 1: That might be local to Philadelphia, Irish.

526
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 2: Okay, my man pots and pans.

527
00:23:14,319 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 3: It sounds like a Drake lyric.

528
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:16,720
Speaker 1: No, yeah, that does.

529
00:23:18,799 --> 00:23:19,720
Speaker 2: He's not the best.

530
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,440
Speaker 3: Writer, yeah, exactly.

531
00:23:21,000 --> 00:23:23,599
Speaker 1: Again, he doesn't have a pulitzerprise.

532
00:23:23,759 --> 00:23:24,599
Speaker 2: He does make hits.

533
00:23:24,599 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 1: Though, he does make hits. But you can't get into

534
00:23:27,799 --> 00:23:30,799
a battle of wits with a Politzer prize winner, which

535
00:23:30,799 --> 00:23:31,640
is technicle Marlwine.

536
00:23:31,920 --> 00:23:34,279
Speaker 2: Yeah you can when he's five to two in a gremlin.

537
00:23:34,440 --> 00:23:36,119
Speaker 1: No, you can get into a battle of fists with

538
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,759
that man. Yeah, you could fist fight him. You can't

539
00:23:39,759 --> 00:23:40,960
word fight him.

540
00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:43,759
Speaker 2: I'm over it. I think the whole country.

541
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:46,440
Speaker 1: Is Yeah, I don't care. But the Irish Times wrote

542
00:23:46,480 --> 00:23:50,200
at the time this is like right after it, and

543
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:52,720
I'll do it in the Irish accent. It is stated

544
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,160
that cops, porringers and other vessels were in great requisition

545
00:23:56,519 --> 00:23:58,480
to scoop up the liquor as it flowed from the

546
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:02,519
burning premises, and as disgusting as it may seem, some

547
00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,279
fellows were observed to take off their boots and use

548
00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,640
them as drinking cups. So they were taking on And

549
00:24:07,640 --> 00:24:11,400
by the way, this isn't like my rebock. This is it.

550
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,880
Speaker 2: It's like a worn leather, filthy leather boot.

551
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:17,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, you don't have other shoes, you're wearing them constantly

552
00:24:18,000 --> 00:24:22,599
your feet or it's an eighteen nineteenth century foot.

553
00:24:22,119 --> 00:24:23,839
Speaker 2: So permanent athlete's foot.

554
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:27,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a moldy foot. If you even have a sock,

555
00:24:27,839 --> 00:24:32,759
it's your only sock. Yeah, type of situation. Just foul. Now,

556
00:24:32,759 --> 00:24:37,680
granted presumably the whiskey, does it.

557
00:24:37,759 --> 00:24:41,720
Speaker 3: Really kill bacteria foot fungus?

558
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,359
Speaker 1: Do you want to take that chase?

559
00:24:43,519 --> 00:24:44,880
Speaker 3: I personally would not.

560
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:45,440
Speaker 1: You wouldn't.

561
00:24:45,519 --> 00:24:47,559
Speaker 2: No, No, you go.

562
00:24:47,519 --> 00:24:53,319
Speaker 1: Home to England, you're with Simon and like some fucking

563
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:56,599
whiskey or gin factory explode. Everybody's in the street and

564
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:59,720
some old hobos like take a drink, lady.

565
00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 3: No I can't. Oh, that's the that's the tea g

566
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,839
and t Yeah, toast.

567
00:25:07,359 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have an old woman living in your boot.

568
00:25:12,920 --> 00:25:15,720
Speaker 3: Happens to the best of us. No, I know, I

569
00:25:15,759 --> 00:25:18,759
even feel weird about, like like a pot luck at

570
00:25:18,759 --> 00:25:20,920
the office, I get a little too, like I have

571
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:22,759
to either go first or just not eat.

572
00:25:23,039 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 1: You know, do you trust other people's food.

573
00:25:25,119 --> 00:25:25,559
Speaker 2: I don't.

574
00:25:25,839 --> 00:25:26,160
Speaker 1: I don't.

575
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,279
Speaker 3: It's not other people's food at their house that.

576
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: I trust it out of macro robbery.

577
00:25:31,480 --> 00:25:33,759
Speaker 3: You know, you're just like from a health perspective, not

578
00:25:33,799 --> 00:25:35,319
from a it's not even.

579
00:25:35,119 --> 00:25:39,079
Speaker 2: That, it's more Yeah, it's a cleanliness thing. Yeah, A

580
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:40,000
lot of times.

581
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:41,680
Speaker 3: It's not that I'm it's I don't know. I think

582
00:25:41,720 --> 00:25:44,480
it's just other people's germs. I don't mind when they

583
00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,319
cook it and like I get to serve my own plate.

584
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:48,720
But it's like when there's just too many I don't know,

585
00:25:50,079 --> 00:25:52,519
too many things going in there are little kids. Oh,

586
00:25:52,519 --> 00:25:54,240
if there's a little kids, I'm touching it.

587
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:57,200
Speaker 1: At nachos and then I see but like there's one

588
00:25:57,200 --> 00:25:58,920
other chip and I'm like, oh, but I got not

589
00:25:59,079 --> 00:26:01,200
to You're a whole spoonful one chimpinis And.

590
00:26:01,119 --> 00:26:03,440
Speaker 3: Then you're licking your finger as you're serving the queso

591
00:26:03,599 --> 00:26:05,359
and you're like oops, and you got to go like

592
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:07,000
this and then yeah, no.

593
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:10,880
Speaker 1: That's called natural immunity. You got to build up that tolerance.

594
00:26:11,079 --> 00:26:13,480
Speaker 3: That tolerance. I mean, listen, you've got a lot of

595
00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:16,920
tolerance because you've got unknown germs coming in and out

596
00:26:16,960 --> 00:26:18,000
with you. With those kiddos.

597
00:26:18,039 --> 00:26:19,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just fucking bodied me.

598
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:23,799
Speaker 3: Fucking orifice like they're just you and like.

599
00:26:23,759 --> 00:26:28,640
Speaker 2: Half the world. What what about is like sick right now?

600
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
Speaker 1: Oh not anymore?

601
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:35,119
Speaker 2: You're still coughing out some real bad nice.

602
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:37,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't wasn't super sweet.

603
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,079
Speaker 2: Not despite the football.

604
00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,599
Speaker 1: But yeah he didn't get sick. So good. The beard

605
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,279
caught all of it.

606
00:26:43,079 --> 00:26:45,480
Speaker 3: That is the good thing. I think the beard is catching.

607
00:26:45,240 --> 00:26:46,480
Speaker 1: All the my face filter.

608
00:26:46,559 --> 00:26:49,519
Speaker 2: We've talked about this on the Patreon. That was a

609
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:53,599
medical belief in the eighteen hundreds that beards prevented disease.

610
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,519
Speaker 3: Well, pubes the same with pubes.

611
00:26:55,519 --> 00:26:59,200
Speaker 1: That's why, like right, I mean, I guess it's harder

612
00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,720
to get herpes if you a pube shield.

613
00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,839
Speaker 3: No, But then they've shaved because then they wore the markets.

614
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,039
I don't know, I don't know what I'm saying.

615
00:27:05,079 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 1: I think they shave the hookers. Maybe shaved because they

616
00:27:07,240 --> 00:27:09,599
had crabs, yeah and they didn't need Yeah, but they

617
00:27:09,599 --> 00:27:11,880
wore the marcans to be like, don't wear it. Don't

618
00:27:11,920 --> 00:27:13,960
worry it. I can't do hell it right now.

619
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:14,680
Speaker 3: Don't do it.

620
00:27:14,720 --> 00:27:15,240
Speaker 1: I can't do it.

621
00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 3: Don't strain yourself. We need the Irish accent.

622
00:27:18,359 --> 00:27:21,480
Speaker 2: Yeah that's honestly for the fellows out there at home.

623
00:27:22,119 --> 00:27:24,359
If she asks you to use a condom because she

624
00:27:24,359 --> 00:27:27,359
doesn't trust you for STDs, just be like, no, it's cool.

625
00:27:27,400 --> 00:27:28,400
I got a Harry Bush.

626
00:27:28,480 --> 00:27:29,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, look at my bush.

627
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,119
Speaker 3: Look at my bush.

628
00:27:31,160 --> 00:27:33,559
Speaker 1: And honestly, of all the STDs you can get, I.

629
00:27:33,559 --> 00:27:35,640
Speaker 3: Had a rowdy bush one time and I still was like,

630
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:36,599
just do you have a condo?

631
00:27:36,759 --> 00:27:38,039
Speaker 2: Can people still get crabs?

632
00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:42,359
Speaker 3: I haven't seen fel crab. I don't know. I've never

633
00:27:42,400 --> 00:27:43,799
known anyone.

634
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 2: It seems like something you get from a brothel, white

635
00:27:46,759 --> 00:27:48,039
white church in the eighteen.

636
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,359
Speaker 3: The only thing I know is HPV.

637
00:27:49,920 --> 00:27:51,279
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, everyone's got HPV.

638
00:27:51,359 --> 00:27:53,359
Speaker 3: If you don't have HPVA, you're a fucking virgin.

639
00:27:53,559 --> 00:27:57,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking virgin. If you don't have HPV nerd uh.

640
00:27:57,680 --> 00:28:00,519
But the only people I know who STD of people

641
00:28:00,759 --> 00:28:03,880
who I know have gotten have been like gonerrhea or

642
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:07,359
chlamydia and then herpes, like like the funniest thing is

643
00:28:07,359 --> 00:28:09,000
like the one of two people in collegehood herpes.

644
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:11,279
Speaker 3: They told you.

645
00:28:10,799 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 1: You find out one way or another.

646
00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,559
Speaker 2: Oh no, there's one guy.

647
00:28:14,720 --> 00:28:18,079
Speaker 3: Am I never they never recovered many people herpes?

648
00:28:18,200 --> 00:28:20,599
Speaker 1: Oh weird.

649
00:28:20,640 --> 00:28:22,920
Speaker 3: That should be a felony or like not a felony,

650
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,000
but like that should be it.

651
00:28:24,160 --> 00:28:26,680
Speaker 1: There should be a cud be liable. Yeah, some way,

652
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,880
some way we were just like, dude.

653
00:28:28,799 --> 00:28:30,799
Speaker 3: Like, stop giving everyone herpee?

654
00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:32,480
Speaker 1: What is I mean? I guess you have to get

655
00:28:32,720 --> 00:28:33,519
just use a condom.

656
00:28:33,599 --> 00:28:34,440
Speaker 3: Like, what's the big deal?

657
00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? It was really you should be exiled, yeah, I

658
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:42,119
mean no, everybody with herpes should be lepers to society.

659
00:28:42,160 --> 00:28:44,119
Speaker 1: Herpes island. There should be a herpes I don't like,

660
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:46,000
but I watch herpes.

661
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,480
Speaker 3: Honestly because people with herpes deserve love too.

662
00:28:48,680 --> 00:28:51,599
Speaker 2: They don't. They do not with normal folks.

663
00:28:51,480 --> 00:28:53,640
Speaker 1: Yea, with other people with other there should be is

664
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,200
there wait? Is there a herpes dating site?

665
00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:58,759
Speaker 2: There has to be a herpes didn't have for sure?

666
00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,960
Speaker 1: Yep, there is pause of singles number one herpes dating side.

667
00:29:02,039 --> 00:29:03,319
Speaker 3: Is it just herpes or is it other?

668
00:29:03,559 --> 00:29:04,880
Speaker 1: I think you can do other stuff too.

669
00:29:04,960 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 2: It's a scarletletter.

670
00:29:05,720 --> 00:29:09,559
Speaker 1: Whos also love without judgment? Meet herpes positive women in

671
00:29:09,559 --> 00:29:10,079
your area?

672
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:14,480
Speaker 3: Oh god, that's just remember swiping on the app, so

673
00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:16,920
there would be like occasionally be like a like and

674
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,359
it would be like something positive and it had.

675
00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:23,599
Speaker 1: Like the blood so positive singles you can filter by SG.

676
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 3: Oh my god, there's something for everyone else.

677
00:29:26,960 --> 00:29:29,279
Speaker 1: You want to ethically have sex with other people.

678
00:29:30,480 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 3: I mean I like that. I think that's nice.

679
00:29:33,319 --> 00:29:34,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I mean.

680
00:29:34,519 --> 00:29:36,319
Speaker 2: Don't want it exists, right, I don't want them on

681
00:29:36,480 --> 00:29:37,759
the normal given people.

682
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:38,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't want them.

683
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:41,119
Speaker 1: They're on a digital island.

684
00:29:41,279 --> 00:29:43,559
Speaker 3: It's separate but equal, dude.

685
00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:46,240
Speaker 2: Now they're honestly probably on everything.

686
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:48,359
Speaker 3: Do you know that they're like instead of like the

687
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:50,599
rose or the super swipe, Like, what is their thing?

688
00:29:50,759 --> 00:29:50,839
Speaker 2: Like?

689
00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:54,799
Speaker 3: Is it like a like you got a red Ribbons

690
00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:58,000
anti bacteria you gotta I don't know.

691
00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:00,519
Speaker 1: Is that a hinge thing? Yeah?

692
00:30:00,519 --> 00:30:01,839
Speaker 3: Like roses or like super sweat.

693
00:30:02,119 --> 00:30:05,920
Speaker 1: You're fucking a simp. You're fucking pathetic if you give

694
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:06,319
a rose.

695
00:30:06,359 --> 00:30:08,279
Speaker 3: Oh my god. Yeah, the people that gave me roses.

696
00:30:08,279 --> 00:30:10,000
I was like the fact that you think I would

697
00:30:10,039 --> 00:30:13,200
ever talk to you, It's like that's insane, Like you

698
00:30:13,359 --> 00:30:17,160
just threw away money. Like I'm like, it's it's always

699
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,160
like the really sad ugly guys that are doing that.

700
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:21,279
It's like there needs to be in a dating app

701
00:30:21,279 --> 00:30:23,960
for ugly people too, like they need their own place.

702
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 1: Let's see dating apps for ugly people.

703
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,039
Speaker 2: Oh wow, it's called hinge.

704
00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:37,599
Speaker 1: What's this it's called ugly schmucks? Yeah, ugly. What if

705
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:39,440
you were just like a like a six and you

706
00:30:39,519 --> 00:30:41,319
just went and cleaned up on ugly schmucks?

707
00:30:41,359 --> 00:30:44,839
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, dude, that's that's what dating apps are for,

708
00:30:45,039 --> 00:30:49,480
is for six is to clean up. That's truly like

709
00:30:49,799 --> 00:30:52,319
they're truly hot people aren't on dating apps.

710
00:30:53,319 --> 00:30:54,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't need to.

711
00:30:54,279 --> 00:30:56,440
Speaker 3: Be not hot cool people.

712
00:30:56,960 --> 00:31:02,640
Speaker 1: Who was an actual like animal Tender Dan No, well

713
00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,240
maybe I don't know, but uh Jake. Oh really, before

714
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:11,400
Jake started dating his wife, I lived with him and

715
00:31:12,519 --> 00:31:15,880
it was like every night, every night, and all of

716
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:16,680
them were from Tender.

717
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 3: Yeah he had he had just bring them over.

718
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he had just graduated college, so he was

719
00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,319
like twenty three.

720
00:31:22,319 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 2: Early twenties, Like, yeah, those were the days early day

721
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:29,839
and apps because you didn't have to go anywhere and.

722
00:31:29,799 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 3: There was no like payment like that was like it

723
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:33,359
was just.

724
00:31:33,319 --> 00:31:36,400
Speaker 1: Oh no, but there was a paywall. Yeah for Tinder

725
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:38,519
back in the day. Really, you know what that paywall was.

726
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,200
It was only available in iOS.

727
00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:43,680
Speaker 3: Oh, that's the best paywall.

728
00:31:43,759 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, you need an Apple phone.

729
00:31:45,079 --> 00:31:50,400
Speaker 3: That's the best pay the only one we really need. Yeah, yeah,

730
00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:52,400
I could, I could. I could talk about that for

731
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:54,480
so on.

732
00:31:54,759 --> 00:31:55,119
Speaker 2: It was.

733
00:31:55,319 --> 00:31:58,319
Speaker 1: There was like a marked difference when it got to

734
00:31:58,359 --> 00:31:59,720
the Androids school.

735
00:32:00,119 --> 00:32:02,440
Speaker 3: The photos are crazy looking. It's like, oh that's an

736
00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:06,319
Android yep, where their font is different for some reason.

737
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:10,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was the like the the drop of quality

738
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:12,039
when it got on Google Play.

739
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:15,240
Speaker 2: Also, you know, it was big here back back in

740
00:32:15,279 --> 00:32:21,279
the day in our early twenties. Androper grouper was fun.

741
00:32:21,880 --> 00:32:24,480
You and two boys, two of your boys just meet

742
00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:25,799
up with a gre.

743
00:32:25,880 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 3: Well, then you all go to the bathroom together and

744
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:29,839
we're like, you know, like we're like, okay, let's know,

745
00:32:30,079 --> 00:32:31,799
I like it, Like, let's kind of rewrite.

746
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,079
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I never gotten vide to a group

747
00:32:33,799 --> 00:32:37,559
of Grooper was always expert going on groupers are another one.

748
00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:41,880
Speaker 3: Coffee meets bagel. Okay, that was another grouper.

749
00:32:41,880 --> 00:32:43,680
Speaker 2: Even if it was bad, right, you and your boys

750
00:32:43,680 --> 00:32:44,160
just got.

751
00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:44,599
Speaker 3: A good story.

752
00:32:45,279 --> 00:32:49,079
Speaker 2: Fun, just drank continued your night. Yeah, yeah, he's out

753
00:32:49,079 --> 00:32:49,720
with your friends and.

754
00:32:49,839 --> 00:32:51,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, for you, it's like, maybe the guys will just

755
00:32:51,359 --> 00:32:51,960
pay for everything.

756
00:32:52,039 --> 00:32:54,319
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then one of us pretends to cry and

757
00:32:54,359 --> 00:32:57,359
then we leave when someone someone gets sad.

758
00:32:57,480 --> 00:33:02,119
Speaker 1: Diabolical. Diabolical. So another thing that was going on. They

759
00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:04,359
weren't just going to the streets, despite the fact that

760
00:33:04,400 --> 00:33:11,240
the building full of flammable material and flammable liquid was

761
00:33:11,839 --> 00:33:14,519
on fire so bad that the flames were rising thirty

762
00:33:14,519 --> 00:33:18,039
feet into the air. People were running into the building

763
00:33:18,079 --> 00:33:20,640
to take the barrels of whiskey that hadn't exploded. Oh

764
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:23,279
my god, running into the straight up inferno.

765
00:33:24,519 --> 00:33:27,240
Speaker 3: Why does this sound like Delco? Like this sounds like

766
00:33:27,279 --> 00:33:29,039
it could have just been happening. Sound like the Eagles

767
00:33:29,079 --> 00:33:31,000
want to say, Yeah, it sounds like an Eagles.

768
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:33,519
Speaker 2: Win, because we're not far off, you.

769
00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:34,759
Speaker 3: Know, because you are Irish.

770
00:33:34,799 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 2: It is our heritage. Yeah, it is our people. Yeah,

771
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:39,359
it's a tradition.

772
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:44,319
Speaker 1: You carry that torch proudly. And by the way, the

773
00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:50,400
people were drinking this whiskey from the streets. Back to

774
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:53,119
your point about not wanting to drink from a moldy boot,

775
00:33:54,319 --> 00:34:00,559
despite the fact that the streets were a.

776
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:03,039
Speaker 3: Rat fested Yeah, and there everywhere there.

777
00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,079
Speaker 1: Is animal ship.

778
00:34:04,720 --> 00:34:12,360
Speaker 2: Probably have rats ever done everything besides the black leg? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

779
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:16,800
besides that one thing, just the black leg.

780
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:19,760
Speaker 3: Just that and probably true through a wire. That was important.

781
00:34:19,800 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 2: I bet they get blamed wrongly too for the black plague.

782
00:34:23,159 --> 00:34:24,320
But it was a different animal.

783
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:26,920
Speaker 1: Well they say it was because there was a spree

784
00:34:26,960 --> 00:34:29,719
of killing cats because they got very anti witch at

785
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:30,119
the time.

786
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:33,199
Speaker 3: Oh and then the cat population sank, and then the

787
00:34:33,280 --> 00:34:34,360
rat population grew.

788
00:34:34,760 --> 00:34:40,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, much similar to China's killing sparrows. Yeah, so so

789
00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:42,440
there were like ten x the amount of locusts. And

790
00:34:42,480 --> 00:34:45,559
then it just tells me they weren't a million people

791
00:34:45,639 --> 00:34:46,239
starved to death.

792
00:34:46,280 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 2: They weren't doing enough science back then, because there's plenty

793
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:53,039
of rats to experiment on what now back then?

794
00:34:53,159 --> 00:34:54,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they didn't do it.

795
00:34:54,559 --> 00:34:58,119
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the science that they were working on, I

796
00:34:58,119 --> 00:34:59,559
feel like, I feel like they were still trying to

797
00:34:59,559 --> 00:35:02,320
figure out They hadn't discovered washing your hands yet. I

798
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:05,159
think they were a little bit away fat experimentation.

799
00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:08,199
Speaker 1: In fact, this is probably the cleanest many boots ever were. Yeah,

800
00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:14,320
after being sanitized by whiskey. Yeah. Another thing these people did.

801
00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:17,519
Another thing these people ignored. I guess you could say

802
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:23,280
while they were drinking from the streets, from the river

803
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:28,480
of whiskey flowing violently through the streets. Is that so

804
00:35:28,599 --> 00:35:30,760
obviously there's a lot of animal shit in the streets

805
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:34,400
and stuff right where that animal shit was from as

806
00:35:34,440 --> 00:35:39,559
many science as posit animals. Sure, and they were not

807
00:35:39,639 --> 00:35:42,320
just horses and donkeys and stuff, but there were also

808
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:45,679
like pig sties in the streets and you know, along

809
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:46,079
the streets.

810
00:35:46,559 --> 00:35:50,119
Speaker 2: Let's stop you right now. Your tone sounds like you're

811
00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:52,119
too good for street whiskey.

812
00:35:52,559 --> 00:35:53,320
Speaker 1: You know I'm not.

813
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:56,599
Speaker 2: I would definitely be scooping it up with my shoe.

814
00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,039
Speaker 1: You know, I mean a you know, I'm not too

815
00:35:58,039 --> 00:35:58,920
good for street whiskey.

816
00:35:59,440 --> 00:36:03,280
Speaker 2: But I mean I've done a bar mat shot. It

817
00:36:03,280 --> 00:36:03,880
can't be much.

818
00:36:03,880 --> 00:36:05,800
Speaker 3: Well, that's disgusting.

819
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,960
Speaker 1: You've done you do with Jared?

820
00:36:09,039 --> 00:36:09,679
Speaker 2: I did with Jared?

821
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:15,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, yeah, Oh it's so bad. Here's the

822
00:36:15,360 --> 00:36:16,679
thing about all those animals.

823
00:36:16,880 --> 00:36:21,599
Speaker 2: Sorry, I wanted to make five bucks you what they

824
00:36:21,639 --> 00:36:22,239
paid you.

825
00:36:22,360 --> 00:36:24,320
Speaker 3: This was poor Dan. This was this was when Dan

826
00:36:24,400 --> 00:36:26,800
had three digits in his bank account.

827
00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:31,280
Speaker 2: Oh less than that. There wasn't a team was dark.

828
00:36:31,320 --> 00:36:35,079
Speaker 1: There was not even the only character and there was

829
00:36:35,320 --> 00:36:36,400
a decimal point.

830
00:36:36,840 --> 00:36:39,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I've overdrafted my account. Go to Rob's wedding.

831
00:36:40,440 --> 00:36:41,760
Speaker 3: We talk about this every time.

832
00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:43,119
Speaker 1: It's so great though.

833
00:36:43,400 --> 00:36:45,719
Speaker 2: Because I forgot that you had to pay for parking

834
00:36:45,719 --> 00:36:48,679
for parking, yeah, I appreciate, I did all the math.

835
00:36:48,719 --> 00:36:52,559
I'm like, this might just work like a night for parking.

836
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:56,800
Speaker 1: Fuck. I feel like, yeah, in the quarter too, because

837
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,639
that's it's weird.

838
00:36:58,719 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 3: You could have like, you could have parked somewhere else.

839
00:37:03,320 --> 00:37:08,320
Speaker 2: No, no, I couldn't. My truck in New Orleans. Not

840
00:37:08,400 --> 00:37:11,000
a hole in that in that area too.

841
00:37:11,039 --> 00:37:11,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the Quarter.

842
00:37:11,679 --> 00:37:12,119
Speaker 3: It's tight.

843
00:37:12,199 --> 00:37:15,280
Speaker 1: It's tight. It's not made for trucks. So the thing is,

844
00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:17,800
they were also drinking this whiskey out of the streets,

845
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:21,159
despite the fact a that there was a fire everywhere

846
00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:26,119
and boop everywhere. There were poop everywhere, and see, they

847
00:37:26,239 --> 00:37:28,920
didn't even really seem to care that as they were

848
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:33,000
drinking the whiskey. Uh, flaming animals running past them. Oh no,

849
00:37:33,079 --> 00:37:34,719
because all the animals caught on fire.

850
00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,000
Speaker 3: Okay, flaming rats.

851
00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:39,559
Speaker 2: Great band name, Yeah, but also sounds like you're getting

852
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,880
both booze and a meal. Well, at least a show.

853
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,679
There's a show, but then you know, grab a flaming chicken.

854
00:37:46,800 --> 00:37:48,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, you take it out carbone.

855
00:37:48,880 --> 00:37:51,679
Speaker 1: There were flames, the pigs were on fire, horses were unfired.

856
00:37:51,840 --> 00:37:53,039
Speaker 2: Fresh bacon fire, Oh my god.

857
00:37:53,119 --> 00:37:54,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, just roasted on a stick.

858
00:37:54,559 --> 00:37:55,800
Speaker 1: Might not a smell bed, I don't know.

859
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,320
Speaker 3: Take one of the you know, something that broke off

860
00:37:58,360 --> 00:38:03,280
the building, Take a wooden spear, shove it through whatever.

861
00:38:03,000 --> 00:38:04,800
Speaker 2: Animal that's you're putting it out of.

862
00:38:04,800 --> 00:38:08,239
Speaker 1: It's miser a spiggot over the whiskey. Yeah, bourbon smoked,

863
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:11,440
bourbon smoked rat. Can bourbon smoked rat.

864
00:38:11,679 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 2: That's that's delicious.

865
00:38:13,960 --> 00:38:16,280
Speaker 3: See I would eat that. Yeah, I would eat that

866
00:38:16,320 --> 00:38:17,480
because it's cooked.

867
00:38:18,159 --> 00:38:20,039
Speaker 1: And again, Tommy Schmid, if you're listening, you have a

868
00:38:20,079 --> 00:38:27,320
restaurant suourbon smoked smoked, just try it, just saying, uh so, yeah,

869
00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,159
all these animals run.

870
00:38:28,320 --> 00:38:31,119
Speaker 3: It's like quail, Like it's such tender, delicate, tiny meat.

871
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,719
I could like a corner like a cornish game. Hen,

872
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:34,440
but it's a rat.

873
00:38:34,559 --> 00:38:37,039
Speaker 1: I could see rat actually not being that bad.

874
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,039
Speaker 3: Right, to be honest, especially the New York rats, Like

875
00:38:39,039 --> 00:38:39,559
those are.

876
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:42,679
Speaker 1: Meaty, meaty, they got a lot of yeah, big rat,

877
00:38:42,719 --> 00:38:43,440
they're well fed.

878
00:38:43,599 --> 00:38:46,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are huge, they're like sized.

879
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:49,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, those rats have like iras.

880
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:53,119
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like we're like five weeks away,

881
00:38:53,199 --> 00:38:56,800
five years away whatever from just seeing like he doesn't

882
00:38:56,840 --> 00:38:59,440
like get it, like he doesn't finish the job, but

883
00:38:59,519 --> 00:39:01,320
like a like you see like there's videos like a

884
00:39:01,360 --> 00:39:04,480
coyote snatching a toddler in La, you know what I mean,

885
00:39:04,519 --> 00:39:06,119
Like the dad like gets it back real quick. But

886
00:39:06,119 --> 00:39:07,719
I feel like that's not far from like a rat,

887
00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:10,320
like taking a toddler on a subway platform and the

888
00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:13,079
mom having like run and grab it back. Yeah, it's

889
00:39:13,360 --> 00:39:14,159
being dragged away.

890
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:17,639
Speaker 3: First came pizza rat, then came toddler.

891
00:39:18,039 --> 00:39:20,519
Speaker 2: Such modest internet days, Pizza rat.

892
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,920
Speaker 3: I wanted to go as pizza rat for Halloween and

893
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:25,519
I wanted to be the pizza and I wanted my

894
00:39:25,519 --> 00:39:27,400
boyfriend to be the rat, and he wouldn't do it,

895
00:39:27,679 --> 00:39:28,920
And I think that's why we broke up.

896
00:39:29,280 --> 00:39:30,800
Speaker 1: Probably rats are not even a bad costume.

897
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,679
Speaker 3: I was like, that would be so funny. It's not

898
00:39:32,800 --> 00:39:33,800
like now it's you know.

899
00:39:34,199 --> 00:39:37,039
Speaker 1: You just draw some whiskers on, wear some grayes.

900
00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:38,039
Speaker 3: Like I don't want to be a rat.

901
00:39:38,079 --> 00:39:40,599
Speaker 1: I was like, for what who are you trying to? Like?

902
00:39:40,639 --> 00:39:42,119
Speaker 3: Where do you want to try to look cool, let's

903
00:39:42,159 --> 00:39:42,679
be funny.

904
00:39:42,800 --> 00:39:45,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, you already you already got a girl. Yeah, so

905
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:46,079
you don't even need to.

906
00:39:46,079 --> 00:39:48,639
Speaker 3: Like I want to be a slutty pizza or were.

907
00:39:48,559 --> 00:39:49,599
Speaker 1: You gonna be a slutty pizza.

908
00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, be a hot rat, hot rat, slutty pizza.

909
00:39:53,039 --> 00:39:55,039
Speaker 1: Just nips as pepperoni exactly, just.

910
00:39:55,000 --> 00:40:02,559
Speaker 3: My regular pepperoni nipples. They're they're normal, they're normal.

911
00:40:02,559 --> 00:40:05,559
Speaker 1: Look, I mean, pepperonis aren't that big really, so pepperoni

912
00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:10,599
nipples doesn't really work. Salami nip would be a better Yeah. Yeah, no,

913
00:40:10,679 --> 00:40:12,880
Pepperoni nip is almost what you want to be honest.

914
00:40:13,280 --> 00:40:13,760
Speaker 3: Yeah.

915
00:40:14,199 --> 00:40:16,159
Speaker 1: Just the size of a pepperoni on your pizza.

916
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:18,559
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially cooked when it's like, yeah, that's.

917
00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:21,360
Speaker 1: A solid nipple size. Yeah, I don't know, it's nonsensical.

918
00:40:21,360 --> 00:40:22,239
Salami nipples.

919
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:28,079
Speaker 3: Salami nipples from here on out, please, um So chaos

920
00:40:28,079 --> 00:40:28,760
and streets.

921
00:40:29,079 --> 00:40:32,840
Speaker 1: Thankfully, though, these animals on fire actually saved a lot

922
00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,440
of lives because it was late, it was like eight

923
00:40:36,519 --> 00:40:39,840
nine o'clock and people were going about their day and

924
00:40:39,880 --> 00:40:42,800
more people would have would not have evacuated had they

925
00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:48,480
not heard these pigs screaming on fire, screaming. Yeah, so

926
00:40:48,559 --> 00:40:50,159
people are like, I don't know, that's that's not the

927
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,440
sound that pigs make normally. What do you think those pigs.

928
00:40:53,199 --> 00:40:55,679
Speaker 3: Are running down the street like their little curly tail

929
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:56,679
on fire.

930
00:40:58,320 --> 00:41:02,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, Mary, I think we should get out of here,

931
00:41:03,079 --> 00:41:07,760
grab a pig. Yeah well then, well maybe they should

932
00:41:07,760 --> 00:41:08,320
have grabbed a pig.

933
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:11,199
Speaker 2: It probably seems like scenes out of regulations.

934
00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:11,239
Speaker 3: At this point.

935
00:41:11,480 --> 00:41:13,559
Speaker 1: It probably at least one person thought it was the

936
00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:14,039
end of the world.

937
00:41:14,559 --> 00:41:16,599
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah.

938
00:41:17,199 --> 00:41:20,960
Speaker 1: The father experience of it. Hell, Mary us know.

939
00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 3: There was one homeless man screaming about there will come

940
00:41:24,519 --> 00:41:27,639
a day when the rats and the pigs are on fire.

941
00:41:27,639 --> 00:41:30,119
Speaker 1: And you will be drowned in the alcohol.

942
00:41:30,039 --> 00:41:32,480
Speaker 3: And the water will be replaced with the whiskey of

943
00:41:32,519 --> 00:41:33,159
your sins.

944
00:41:33,360 --> 00:41:35,079
Speaker 2: Think of the validation he felt that.

945
00:41:35,679 --> 00:41:37,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, he was like, I'm not crazy, I'm just.

946
00:41:38,559 --> 00:41:44,760
Speaker 1: He's like, I fucking told you so. Also, there's regular looting.

947
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:46,079
By the way, there's several people.

948
00:41:45,800 --> 00:41:47,840
Speaker 3: Will what's the whole that's the best part.

949
00:41:47,920 --> 00:41:48,119
Speaker 1: Yeah.

950
00:41:48,159 --> 00:41:51,559
Speaker 3: So we were like you, I've never looted. I would

951
00:41:51,559 --> 00:41:51,840
love to.

952
00:41:53,079 --> 00:41:58,840
Speaker 2: I've never been in aolution, I've rioted, I've not looted.

953
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:01,440
It was a celibratory riot.

954
00:42:01,559 --> 00:42:03,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it wasn't an angry.

955
00:42:02,840 --> 00:42:07,440
Speaker 3: Riot chaotic good you know, like in the quadrant psy chaotic.

956
00:42:07,639 --> 00:42:09,840
Speaker 2: It's like, I don't understand stealing a TV at this point.

957
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:11,559
Speaker 3: They're so cheap, They are so cheap.

958
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,079
Speaker 1: For you.

959
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,880
Speaker 3: That's just loot from a pharmacy. I don't know why

960
00:42:15,880 --> 00:42:18,920
people aren't looting from different kinds of business.

961
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:20,559
Speaker 1: Why would you? Yeah, why would you not break into

962
00:42:20,559 --> 00:42:22,880
a pharmacy and just get like vicoin.

963
00:42:22,599 --> 00:42:24,320
Speaker 3: Or yeah, or pills?

964
00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:27,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would think, By the way, if there's any

965
00:42:27,599 --> 00:42:31,039
sort of obviously like you know, liquor stories, grocery store

966
00:42:31,039 --> 00:42:33,280
and weed stories, you megs, like if there's a if

967
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,480
there's a riot in La, why would you.

968
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:40,960
Speaker 3: Not go to Arawan? Yeahtle like leave best By alone.

969
00:42:41,000 --> 00:42:43,280
Like if you have any renters insurance and there's a

970
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:45,599
natural disaster, like you're gonna get all new ship anyway.

971
00:42:45,679 --> 00:42:49,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, but now they're causing all the CVS's and Walgreens

972
00:42:50,079 --> 00:42:52,079
to put everything behind a case. Yeah.

973
00:42:52,079 --> 00:42:55,039
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, but if it's underwater.

974
00:42:56,440 --> 00:42:58,719
Speaker 1: Or or if it's a looting situation, you have time

975
00:42:58,760 --> 00:42:59,480
to smash that case.

976
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:02,880
Speaker 3: Yeah, and an aluminum baseball and a little bit of gumption.

977
00:43:03,599 --> 00:43:04,079
Speaker 1: You're fine.

978
00:43:04,320 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 2: The plastic case is a heartbreak.

979
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:07,519
Speaker 1: You can get it.

980
00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:15,400
Speaker 3: You have time, loot a gun, shoot the plastic. It

981
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:16,760
would be really funny.

982
00:43:16,639 --> 00:43:22,000
Speaker 1: I get that deodorant. Yeah, uh that evening. One man

983
00:43:22,039 --> 00:43:24,679
in particular, John McGrain, met his neighbor on the corner

984
00:43:24,679 --> 00:43:26,360
of Bow Street in Dublin's h.

985
00:43:26,440 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 3: I love how specific they are with their reporting. Is

986
00:43:29,079 --> 00:43:30,199
like where the streets are.

987
00:43:30,280 --> 00:43:31,519
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well, it's like a story.

988
00:43:32,519 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 2: Great storytellers. Yeah, going to leave any detail.

989
00:43:36,519 --> 00:43:38,760
Speaker 1: Word was spreading quickly that there was a huge fire

990
00:43:38,800 --> 00:43:41,280
and golfing the Liberties, which is what that neighborhood was called.

991
00:43:41,679 --> 00:43:43,360
Uh So they went down there at ten pm to

992
00:43:43,400 --> 00:43:45,840
see what was going on, and they were like, oh shit,

993
00:43:46,360 --> 00:43:49,880
there's whiskey everywhere. At this point it had calmed down

994
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:52,039
a little bit, but the streets were still filled with

995
00:43:52,159 --> 00:43:54,719
six inches deep of whiskey that was like across the

996
00:43:54,719 --> 00:43:58,719
whole street or whatever. So they they they partook in

997
00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,920
the and everyone everyone else was out in the streets

998
00:44:01,000 --> 00:44:02,920
just drinking it all up. But because it had calmed

999
00:44:03,000 --> 00:44:04,960
down a little bit, still everything was still on fire,

1000
00:44:05,199 --> 00:44:07,559
but they were able to drink a little quick easier.

1001
00:44:07,559 --> 00:44:12,559
Speaker 2: Now that's kind of the twist for this specific boost tsunami.

1002
00:44:13,039 --> 00:44:16,519
What that's on fire? We've already done two of these. Yeah,

1003
00:44:16,559 --> 00:44:18,440
I know this happened pretty often the boot.

1004
00:44:18,519 --> 00:44:21,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, booz tsunamis were like oddly regular.

1005
00:44:22,000 --> 00:44:25,320
Speaker 3: I think we're overdue for one at this point. When

1006
00:44:25,440 --> 00:44:29,079
the last time we had a boost tsunami has because.

1007
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:32,199
Speaker 2: We had the Great Molasses Flood. I then covered one

1008
00:44:32,239 --> 00:44:35,039
in England that was beer. I believe that was beer.

1009
00:44:35,119 --> 00:44:37,039
Speaker 1: I actually had to search back through the history of

1010
00:44:37,079 --> 00:44:38,480
the show to make sure we hadn't done this.

1011
00:44:38,880 --> 00:44:40,199
Speaker 3: Yeah, how do I'll keep track?

1012
00:44:40,239 --> 00:44:41,880
Speaker 1: You just look it up if I need to.

1013
00:44:41,880 --> 00:44:45,480
Speaker 2: I usually remember it, but Rob does. He doesn't know

1014
00:44:45,519 --> 00:44:47,599
what he covered himself like two weeks ago.

1015
00:44:47,639 --> 00:44:49,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's fair.

1016
00:44:49,559 --> 00:44:52,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just like what happened this is it's the

1017
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,800
equivalent episode Southwest south West Right now, if we're recording this,

1018
00:44:55,119 --> 00:44:57,679
I feel like this is the equal like whiskey flooding

1019
00:44:57,719 --> 00:45:00,320
through the streets in Dublin.

1020
00:45:00,440 --> 00:45:01,199
Speaker 2: Was an activation.

1021
00:45:01,400 --> 00:45:04,239
Speaker 1: It is essentially, it's like it'd be like if it

1022
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,599
starts snowing cocaine in downtown Austin. Yeah, like that's the

1023
00:45:07,639 --> 00:45:08,639
south By equivalent.

1024
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,320
Speaker 2: It started up being like we want to be a disruptor.

1025
00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:14,440
We want to change the game.

1026
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 1: And it wasn't or it was quite disruptive actually.

1027
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:22,199
Speaker 3: The pigs, especially to the.

1028
00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:25,360
Speaker 1: Pick, especially also to this one dog that we're going

1029
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:29,480
to talk about real quick. One thing I feel like

1030
00:45:29,559 --> 00:45:33,679
the people of Dublin probably could have used because they

1031
00:45:33,679 --> 00:45:36,840
were focusing on all the wrong things. I guess at

1032
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:40,320
least their focus was sharp because whiskey was going down

1033
00:45:40,400 --> 00:45:43,920
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1034
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So one dog in particular apparently started lapping up quite

1095
00:49:44,039 --> 00:49:47,400
a bit of whiskey and naturally.

1096
00:49:47,159 --> 00:49:49,719
Speaker 2: Did he get drunk, and got.

1097
00:49:49,159 --> 00:49:52,719
Speaker 1: Really drunk and had a very bad time. He went

1098
00:49:52,840 --> 00:49:58,480
pretty much insane. It's not a cute story whatever. The

1099
00:49:58,480 --> 00:50:00,719
opposite of a cute story is what this. So the dog,

1100
00:50:01,119 --> 00:50:04,599
now drunk on this whiskey and crazy, ran into the

1101
00:50:04,639 --> 00:50:08,320
open door of the home of William Eyre on Dominic

1102
00:50:08,360 --> 00:50:12,920
Copper Street. On Dominic Street, Topper Sorry. The dog was, allegedly,

1103
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:18,800
according to the newspaper article, foaming at the mouth and suffering, yeah,

1104
00:50:18,880 --> 00:50:23,239
suffering delirium tremens because of all the whiskey he drank.

1105
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:27,119
The dog ran around the house knocking shit over, just

1106
00:50:27,159 --> 00:50:30,199
going fucking bananas. And the homeowner, you know, the guy's like,

1107
00:50:30,239 --> 00:50:31,840
mister Iers, like, get the fuck out of here, Get

1108
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:34,559
the fuck get out of here, you fucking mongrel, And

1109
00:50:35,000 --> 00:50:38,000
the dog is like fuck me, fuck you, Yeah, starts

1110
00:50:38,000 --> 00:50:42,679
attacking the homeowner. So the homeowner the dog's just drunken. Yeah,

1111
00:50:42,679 --> 00:50:45,440
the dog's just drunken. Angry homeowner grabs an iron bar

1112
00:50:46,559 --> 00:50:49,639
starts trying to hit the dog. It does hit the dog.

1113
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:56,599
The dog runs upstairs, still shit faced, going insane, jumps

1114
00:50:56,599 --> 00:50:57,639
out the window dies.

1115
00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:04,039
Speaker 2: Well damn dude, that's just on one. Are you sure

1116
00:51:04,039 --> 00:51:04,880
you didn't have like rabies?

1117
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:06,159
Speaker 3: The should have done that in old yeller?

1118
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:06,920
Speaker 1: Do you have to.

1119
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 2: Blame the whiskey for everything?

1120
00:51:08,639 --> 00:51:10,039
Speaker 3: Yeah? What did whiskey ever do to you?

1121
00:51:10,320 --> 00:51:15,840
Speaker 1: Uh? Nothing great, nothing good. Yeah. The paper said it

1122
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,119
terminate quote terminated its existence in the road below.

1123
00:51:19,519 --> 00:51:22,840
Speaker 3: I love how there's always been a way to say

1124
00:51:23,159 --> 00:51:25,920
killed themselves, because you can't say suicide or kill yourself,

1125
00:51:25,920 --> 00:51:29,000
like like today it's like unlive because of TikTok, but

1126
00:51:29,119 --> 00:51:34,400
like deleted, terminated existence, like like you can't say abortion,

1127
00:51:34,519 --> 00:51:37,000
but you can say like fetus, delete us or whatever

1128
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:37,320
the fuck.

1129
00:51:37,719 --> 00:51:39,400
Speaker 1: I do like that they were I think this was

1130
00:51:39,440 --> 00:51:41,599
just a writer trying to sound fancier than they were.

1131
00:51:41,639 --> 00:51:44,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, termination, But I feel like for Catholics, especially like

1132
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:48,800
suicide is like a more like so like, you know,

1133
00:51:48,880 --> 00:51:50,960
even with a dog, you don't want to say a

1134
00:51:50,960 --> 00:51:51,960
dog committed suicide.

1135
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,320
Speaker 2: Fetis delete us also sounds like a Roman general.

1136
00:51:54,840 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: It does like he won the god of abortion a

1137
00:51:58,960 --> 00:52:00,440
battle against the versions.

1138
00:52:00,679 --> 00:52:03,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, the old old school Roman.

1139
00:52:03,639 --> 00:52:04,119
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1140
00:52:04,400 --> 00:52:04,679
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1141
00:52:05,639 --> 00:52:06,239
Speaker 3: Uh.

1142
00:52:06,880 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 1: Now, despite being these homes being destroyed and the fire

1143
00:52:10,840 --> 00:52:13,880
spreading all over the place and not being under control

1144
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:18,760
for a while, would you believe that zero people died

1145
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:23,679
from the fire. The fire didn't kill anyone.

1146
00:52:24,280 --> 00:52:26,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, it doesn't sound that bad.

1147
00:52:26,679 --> 00:52:29,880
Speaker 2: I mean, well, there's a left turn here, and I'm

1148
00:52:29,880 --> 00:52:32,079
gonna imagine it's because they were already dead when they

1149
00:52:32,159 --> 00:52:32,679
caught fire.

1150
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:40,800
Speaker 1: Uh close, they didn't. They didn't catch fire. Thirteen people

1151
00:52:40,880 --> 00:52:43,239
did die of alcohol.

1152
00:52:43,920 --> 00:52:46,199
Speaker 2: Uh huh, self induced.

1153
00:52:46,199 --> 00:52:47,880
Speaker 3: I would have thought it was eco ever eating all

1154
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:48,320
that shit.

1155
00:52:48,559 --> 00:52:53,039
Speaker 2: Nope, they just got too fucked up. Thirteen free whiskey. Thirteen.

1156
00:52:53,239 --> 00:52:55,000
Speaker 3: That's the most pathetic thing about it, Like, you guys

1157
00:52:55,000 --> 00:52:56,719
don't know how to fucking drink, Like it's not I

1158
00:52:56,760 --> 00:52:59,079
think you guys don't spend all day drinking all the time.

1159
00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,559
Speaker 1: There was an ex problem with the flood. Oh no,

1160
00:53:04,199 --> 00:53:08,480
this was undiluted whiskey. They were essentially they thought it

1161
00:53:08,599 --> 00:53:10,840
was whiskey. It smelled like whiskey, but it had the

1162
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,400
proof of rubbing alcohol.

1163
00:53:12,760 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. Fuck so it's you know, you drink some concentrated

1164
00:53:16,639 --> 00:53:19,840
cold brew, right, imagine if you pour a diut.

1165
00:53:20,000 --> 00:53:20,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

1166
00:53:20,320 --> 00:53:25,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this whiskey was way fucking higher proof. It

1167
00:53:26,000 --> 00:53:27,920
was not meant to be drunk yet. Yeah, it was

1168
00:53:28,039 --> 00:53:30,960
still whatever to be cut. Yeah.

1169
00:53:31,079 --> 00:53:35,280
Speaker 3: They're doing full boots full boot oh god, it was.

1170
00:53:35,360 --> 00:53:37,000
Speaker 2: And they're drinking it fast because you need to put

1171
00:53:37,000 --> 00:53:37,440
your boot bag.

1172
00:53:37,480 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 1: They're drinking as fast as I can, Like, we don't

1173
00:53:39,320 --> 00:53:40,800
know how long we're gonna get the free fucking with you, Like,

1174
00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:41,480
let's fucking go.

1175
00:53:41,639 --> 00:53:45,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's an open bar tab Yeah, that's a.

1176
00:53:45,199 --> 00:53:46,440
Speaker 3: Race, it is.

1177
00:53:46,599 --> 00:53:50,880
Speaker 1: They were racing. Thirteen people I think like twenty five

1178
00:53:51,039 --> 00:53:52,960
or twenty eight or something went to the hospital with

1179
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:56,039
alcohol poisoning. Thirteen died.

1180
00:53:56,239 --> 00:53:56,920
Speaker 3: Were they all men?

1181
00:53:57,800 --> 00:53:59,920
Speaker 1: I don't know. The only ones I read about were men,

1182
00:54:00,039 --> 00:54:00,639
but I don't know.

1183
00:54:00,880 --> 00:54:02,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like a man thing, it does.

1184
00:54:04,639 --> 00:54:07,599
Speaker 2: They're all women. Actually, they were all girls because they

1185
00:54:07,679 --> 00:54:09,079
couldn't handle the booze.

1186
00:54:09,360 --> 00:54:12,960
Speaker 1: In one alley when the firefighters and authorities were going through,

1187
00:54:13,079 --> 00:54:17,119
they just found two guys I'll just read the quote exactly.

1188
00:54:17,599 --> 00:54:21,239
Two corn porters named Healey and McNulty were found in

1189
00:54:21,320 --> 00:54:24,760
a lane off Cork Street, lying insensible with their boots off,

1190
00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,159
which they had evidently used to collect the liquor. So

1191
00:54:27,239 --> 00:54:30,519
they just found two guys dead in a fucking alley

1192
00:54:31,320 --> 00:54:36,960
with their shoes off, with one shoe off each completely obliterated.

1193
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:41,480
The guy we talked about earlier, William whatever the fuck

1194
00:54:41,559 --> 00:54:44,920
his name was, his buddy. His buddy said that he

1195
00:54:45,079 --> 00:54:46,159
was drinking from the flow.

1196
00:54:47,480 --> 00:54:48,199
Speaker 2: Potato face.

1197
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, William, potato potato. He was scooping it up with

1198
00:54:51,840 --> 00:54:55,119
his cupped hands. He drank a great deal. What I

1199
00:54:55,239 --> 00:54:57,679
drank was out of a jug. Nearly everyone was drinking it.

1200
00:54:58,719 --> 00:55:01,719
William was one of the people who died of alcohol poisoning.

1201
00:55:02,159 --> 00:55:05,159
It said. The deceased suddenly fell down and became insensible.

1202
00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:08,519
Two men strangers helped me bring William part of the

1203
00:55:08,559 --> 00:55:11,480
way home as far as Meath Street. We then met

1204
00:55:11,519 --> 00:55:14,079
some other men neighbors, who helped bring him the rest

1205
00:55:14,119 --> 00:55:18,760
of the way to the hospital. William arrived home shortly

1206
00:55:18,800 --> 00:55:20,719
before midnight. I'm sorry they brought him home, not to

1207
00:55:20,719 --> 00:55:24,159
the hospital. Arrived home shortly before midnight and he was

1208
00:55:24,239 --> 00:55:26,760
brought to the hospital the next morning in a state

1209
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:32,800
of quote profound coma, like he just never woke up. Yeah,

1210
00:55:33,960 --> 00:55:35,079
they brought him the hospital.

1211
00:55:36,360 --> 00:55:37,440
Speaker 3: What is the hospital going to do?

1212
00:55:39,679 --> 00:55:39,920
Speaker 1: They know?

1213
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,000
Speaker 2: They give him more whiskey.

1214
00:55:42,199 --> 00:55:45,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's hair of the dog. They did, I

1215
00:55:45,119 --> 00:55:49,280
think give like they did have certain work here hangover

1216
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:50,760
that might actually work here.

1217
00:55:51,199 --> 00:55:52,679
Speaker 3: I mean I don't think, I guess so.

1218
00:55:52,800 --> 00:55:55,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, but if you're taking the booze.

1219
00:55:55,239 --> 00:55:57,840
Speaker 3: Out, if you take the booze and blood out, actually

1220
00:55:58,559 --> 00:55:59,800
it might it might work.

1221
00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,800
Speaker 1: Should we try it? So crazy?

1222
00:56:02,679 --> 00:56:04,599
Speaker 3: Just let's get down so fucked.

1223
00:56:04,360 --> 00:56:06,400
Speaker 2: Up and then just do the last episode where we

1224
00:56:06,440 --> 00:56:08,119
talked about a beer flood and I couldn't finish.

1225
00:56:09,559 --> 00:56:11,519
Speaker 1: Was that your drinking episode? Was the beer flood?

1226
00:56:11,840 --> 00:56:14,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called drowning and alcohol For the folks at home.

1227
00:56:14,840 --> 00:56:15,599
If you haven't listened to.

1228
00:56:15,599 --> 00:56:20,559
Speaker 1: It already, it's Dan so blacked out that I it's

1229
00:56:20,840 --> 00:56:26,800
my day. Yeah, magnum Opus is that too? Yeah? Opus

1230
00:56:26,800 --> 00:56:28,119
stays the religious order.

1231
00:56:29,239 --> 00:56:30,920
Speaker 3: From the yah.

1232
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:36,039
Speaker 1: It is real. I think it is my Opus day though, Okay, yeah,

1233
00:56:36,760 --> 00:56:37,760
that's your religious order.

1234
00:56:38,360 --> 00:56:38,480
Speaker 3: Uh.

1235
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,760
Speaker 1: They did treat him so one thing that a long

1236
00:56:41,880 --> 00:56:43,920
hangover here for a long time. Is pickle juice.

1237
00:56:44,480 --> 00:56:46,320
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's electrized.

1238
00:56:45,920 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 1: Natural, electoralized. I don't know if they're given aim pickle juice.

1239
00:56:48,039 --> 00:56:51,880
What He actually regained consciousness for a little bit and

1240
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:53,440
they thought, oh, he's doing better. But then he died

1241
00:56:53,480 --> 00:56:55,320
on Sunday because I assume all of his organs were

1242
00:56:55,400 --> 00:56:58,519
just like we are dead. Like his kidneys and liver

1243
00:56:58,599 --> 00:57:03,239
were just like now you drank literal poison and like

1244
00:57:03,719 --> 00:57:09,599
like a lethal amount. Yeah, this is another part of

1245
00:57:09,639 --> 00:57:13,960
the story that is especially egregious to me. Is Lord

1246
00:57:14,079 --> 00:57:17,199
Mayor of Dublin, Peter Paul mcsweinney.

1247
00:57:19,599 --> 00:57:23,119
Speaker 3: Shut up, dude, Peter Paul McSweeney mc potato face.

1248
00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:28,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, uh said the unhappy overdose deaths. And this is

1249
00:57:28,880 --> 00:57:32,360
just where I'm like, no, Now, he basically goes, could

1250
00:57:32,360 --> 00:57:36,480
have happened anywhere, could have happened sure, but could have

1251
00:57:36,519 --> 00:57:37,199
happened to anyone.

1252
00:57:37,519 --> 00:57:40,119
Speaker 3: Was this the religious leader guy? Okay?

1253
00:57:40,639 --> 00:57:44,119
Speaker 1: He was, like he said, quote any city in which That's.

1254
00:57:43,719 --> 00:57:46,079
Speaker 3: The difference between Philly and this place is that in

1255
00:57:46,159 --> 00:57:50,400
Philly they're like, stop destroying the city, Like, don't knock

1256
00:57:50,440 --> 00:57:53,480
shit over. This doesn't happen anywhere else? Why are we

1257
00:57:53,679 --> 00:57:53,880
like this?

1258
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:55,639
Speaker 2: We don't really say that.

1259
00:57:56,280 --> 00:57:57,880
Speaker 3: I think they are press conference.

1260
00:57:59,320 --> 00:58:03,119
Speaker 1: Close in Philly. They're like, this doesn't happen, happened anywhere else,

1261
00:58:03,599 --> 00:58:08,280
And that's fucking sick, because it's awesome that we're the ones.

1262
00:58:08,119 --> 00:58:10,440
Speaker 2: That no one likes this. We don't care. We grease

1263
00:58:10,519 --> 00:58:13,599
up the polls, you know, we take preventative measures, but

1264
00:58:13,760 --> 00:58:15,199
once it gets started, we don't stop it.

1265
00:58:15,679 --> 00:58:18,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, you go through the motions to make

1266
00:58:18,719 --> 00:58:21,559
it seem like you did something, but.

1267
00:58:21,679 --> 00:58:23,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, it could have happened anywhere.

1268
00:58:23,840 --> 00:58:27,559
Speaker 1: Peter Paul McSwiney was like, could have happened anywhere anywhere

1269
00:58:27,599 --> 00:58:31,079
that drinks, this would have happened, which that might be true,

1270
00:58:32,039 --> 00:58:33,039
but you did it.

1271
00:58:33,199 --> 00:58:35,800
Speaker 3: I think the alcohol I feel like, and you're irish.

1272
00:58:36,719 --> 00:58:38,320
I just didn't understand why you had to drink it,

1273
00:58:38,400 --> 00:58:40,480
Like why you wouldn't be like, oh, if I can,

1274
00:58:40,760 --> 00:58:43,880
I can drink for free for months, if I fill

1275
00:58:44,000 --> 00:58:45,719
up my pots and pants and bring them home.

1276
00:58:46,000 --> 00:58:48,800
Speaker 1: I'm sure people did that too, But there was such

1277
00:58:48,840 --> 00:58:51,199
a frenzy that like it was a party, like people

1278
00:58:51,639 --> 00:58:55,039
like free whiskey, not realizing that it was like two

1279
00:58:55,400 --> 00:58:57,039
x at least as strong, and it.

1280
00:58:57,079 --> 00:58:58,920
Speaker 3: Was like after work, you know, like it wasn't it.

1281
00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:01,199
Speaker 1: Was in the evening. Yeah, on the weekend too.

1282
00:59:01,360 --> 00:59:04,480
Speaker 2: You're not expecting. It catches you off guard, you know,

1283
00:59:04,599 --> 00:59:05,559
you just react, You.

1284
00:59:05,639 --> 00:59:11,159
Speaker 3: Just react, Yeah, shoot or shoot drinkers drink and uh yeah.

1285
00:59:11,239 --> 00:59:15,039
Speaker 1: That is the story of the Great Dublin Whiskey Flood

1286
00:59:15,679 --> 00:59:19,280
of eighteen seventy five, which killed thirteen people.

1287
00:59:19,960 --> 00:59:21,320
Speaker 3: And they were all boys.

1288
00:59:21,119 --> 00:59:26,199
Speaker 1: From drinking too much, probably all men. Can't say for sure.

1289
00:59:26,360 --> 00:59:28,559
Speaker 3: I wonder what the age like, what the spread was like.

1290
00:59:28,800 --> 00:59:31,079
It does feel like a young man's mistake.

1291
00:59:31,159 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: In Ireland, we got a fucking dog too, and a

1292
00:59:34,079 --> 00:59:36,039
dog killed it and actually a shit ton of horses

1293
00:59:36,079 --> 00:59:37,119
and pigs and donkeys.

1294
00:59:37,239 --> 00:59:39,719
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but they were that's property.

1295
00:59:40,159 --> 00:59:42,840
Speaker 1: The dog died from drinking. The pigs and the dog.

1296
00:59:42,760 --> 00:59:45,519
Speaker 3: Died by suicide. The dog didn't die from drinking. The

1297
00:59:45,639 --> 00:59:48,159
dog died by unliving himself.

1298
00:59:49,599 --> 00:59:51,159
Speaker 1: But the horses and pigs were on fire.

1299
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:55,000
Speaker 3: Yeah. And then the people they were die, they didn't die,

1300
00:59:55,039 --> 00:59:56,480
they were they were grilled.

1301
00:59:57,239 --> 01:00:00,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, roasted, char grilled yeah yeah. But the people did

1302
01:00:00,880 --> 01:00:05,920
it to themselves, yeah yeah, they drank themselves to death.

1303
01:00:06,840 --> 01:00:08,320
Speaker 3: No sympathy, I really don't.

1304
01:00:08,519 --> 01:00:09,039
Speaker 1: It's hard.

1305
01:00:09,239 --> 01:00:10,559
Speaker 3: It's hard to feel bad for them.

1306
01:00:10,639 --> 01:00:16,119
Speaker 1: And again, in the midst of an inferno engulfing their neighborhood,

1307
01:00:17,039 --> 01:00:20,159
as animals were burning alive and running down.

1308
01:00:20,079 --> 01:00:23,760
Speaker 2: The street, like they said that depoted the Irish are

1309
01:00:23,800 --> 01:00:28,199
the only people that cannot be analyzed.

1310
01:00:28,360 --> 01:00:30,000
Speaker 1: I think Freud's is they were quoting.

1311
01:00:30,079 --> 01:00:32,199
Speaker 2: They quoted Freud, but it's a fake Freud quote where

1312
01:00:32,239 --> 01:00:34,239
we were impervious to psychoanalysis.

1313
01:00:34,360 --> 01:00:34,559
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1314
01:00:35,840 --> 01:00:39,000
Speaker 2: I like that quote and that we There's another quote

1315
01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:41,159
too where Matt Damon is like, I'm fucking Irish. I'll

1316
01:00:41,199 --> 01:00:43,519
be uh, I'll deal with something being wrong with the

1317
01:00:43,559 --> 01:00:44,159
rest of my life.

1318
01:00:46,880 --> 01:00:48,599
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't think they I don't think any of

1319
01:00:48,599 --> 01:00:50,800
these people think they did anything wrong. Yeah, but yeah,

1320
01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,159
they ran into the streets as a flood was knocking

1321
01:00:53,239 --> 01:00:56,239
over houses, as animals were on fire, as fire was

1322
01:00:56,239 --> 01:00:59,960
engulfing ran into the fact that basically the gasoline factor

1323
01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,559
that was on fire, to go drink the gasoline.

1324
01:01:03,800 --> 01:01:06,039
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure it tasted the same.

1325
01:01:07,559 --> 01:01:09,639
Speaker 1: It's actually crazy to me that they didn't tell that

1326
01:01:09,719 --> 01:01:12,000
they weren't. Like this is ever clear. Yeah, like this,

1327
01:01:12,280 --> 01:01:13,400
have you taken a shot of every.

1328
01:01:13,280 --> 01:01:16,679
Speaker 2: Cle it's already the afternoon, and you're probably a little

1329
01:01:16,719 --> 01:01:18,440
buzzed because you're drinking all day.

1330
01:01:19,000 --> 01:01:21,400
Speaker 3: You had a couple of pints, Yeah, a couple of pints.

1331
01:01:21,159 --> 01:01:24,760
Speaker 2: Because the water's not clean oky, So the only.

1332
01:01:24,639 --> 01:01:26,079
Speaker 3: Way you can really, you're the only clean.

1333
01:01:26,000 --> 01:01:29,360
Speaker 2: Thing you can drink, Yeah, b hydrate is from a

1334
01:01:29,440 --> 01:01:30,039
weaker beer.

1335
01:01:31,840 --> 01:01:34,360
Speaker 3: Imagine that was how your dad died and your family

1336
01:01:34,679 --> 01:01:37,320
sunk into poverty, you and your six siblings and your mom.

1337
01:01:37,880 --> 01:01:40,480
Speaker 1: So this guy who I specifically talked about was fairly young,

1338
01:01:40,559 --> 01:01:43,599
but his dad had to come like identify him in

1339
01:01:43,639 --> 01:01:46,239
the hospital and be like, yeah.

1340
01:01:46,159 --> 01:01:49,599
Speaker 3: That's my son, that's my son, Robbie, that's my Robbie'd

1341
01:01:49,719 --> 01:01:52,400
like he that's a good sali, not as good as yours,

1342
01:01:52,960 --> 01:01:53,840
not as good as your.

1343
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:59,480
Speaker 1: No try, but yeah, thirteen people dead from alcohol poisoning

1344
01:01:59,559 --> 01:02:02,679
as cas unfolded around them, it really just sounds like

1345
01:02:02,719 --> 01:02:04,039
a spring break in a lot of ways.

1346
01:02:04,639 --> 01:02:06,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's slightly less death.

1347
01:02:08,079 --> 01:02:11,280
Speaker 2: Flu slightly then, like they don't do the spring break

1348
01:02:11,360 --> 01:02:14,239
like they used to anymore because everybody's getting chased out

1349
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:14,559
of town.

1350
01:02:14,679 --> 01:02:16,679
Speaker 3: Well because all of they're all on their phones, like

1351
01:02:16,760 --> 01:02:18,440
nobody knows how to fucking act like I was at

1352
01:02:18,440 --> 01:02:20,840
a music festival and they're all just talking. I'm like,

1353
01:02:20,880 --> 01:02:21,920
there's a concert going on.

1354
01:02:22,320 --> 01:02:23,840
Speaker 1: Shut up, what music festival.

1355
01:02:25,079 --> 01:02:26,760
Speaker 3: It's like the SIPs and sounds.

1356
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:29,079
Speaker 1: It was the first oh yeah yeah, yea yeah yeah yeah.

1357
01:02:29,119 --> 01:02:30,880
Speaker 3: Gen Z doesn't know how to like party. They just

1358
01:02:30,960 --> 01:02:32,320
like are on their phones and talking.

1359
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:36,119
Speaker 1: I wonder if I'm like an old person sounding like

1360
01:02:36,199 --> 01:02:38,679
that or if it's actually true now, because I feel

1361
01:02:38,719 --> 01:02:39,360
like it's true.

1362
01:02:39,639 --> 01:02:42,840
Speaker 3: It is true and they're awkward, like Okay, there was

1363
01:02:42,880 --> 01:02:45,320
a group of girls. They asked us to take a picture.

1364
01:02:45,360 --> 01:02:48,159
We're taking a picture and like I don't know growing

1365
01:02:48,239 --> 01:02:50,480
up in like Instagram during college and stuff like you

1366
01:02:50,559 --> 01:02:52,760
know how to take a group picture. And I was like,

1367
01:02:53,360 --> 01:02:54,920
these girls are not going to like this picture. And

1368
01:02:55,000 --> 01:02:56,559
so I was like coaching that, but I was like,

1369
01:02:56,679 --> 01:02:59,159
loosen your arm, like stop being we like, they don't

1370
01:02:59,159 --> 01:03:01,119
even know how to do all the normal things that

1371
01:03:01,159 --> 01:03:01,679
we now.

1372
01:03:02,039 --> 01:03:05,000
Speaker 2: I do have a question though, say you go to

1373
01:03:05,119 --> 01:03:08,280
a jam band, are you allowed to have conversations? Do

1374
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:11,239
it because it's just background knowing you have to whisper.

1375
01:03:11,840 --> 01:03:16,119
Speaker 3: The problem is when they're talking over like get the lyrics.

1376
01:03:16,320 --> 01:03:18,440
Speaker 1: They're not there for the show they're they're to say.

1377
01:03:18,280 --> 01:03:21,440
Speaker 2: There and drugs, But like you go to a dead

1378
01:03:21,519 --> 01:03:23,400
concert or you go to a Goose concert, you're not

1379
01:03:23,400 --> 01:03:23,960
allowed to talk.

1380
01:03:24,760 --> 01:03:26,199
Speaker 3: It's not that you're not allowed to talk, but like

1381
01:03:26,239 --> 01:03:29,280
you can't be the same song for four hours. I

1382
01:03:29,360 --> 01:03:31,239
think it's different because it's like at a jam band,

1383
01:03:31,239 --> 01:03:33,360
people aren't as drunk as they are like.

1384
01:03:33,480 --> 01:03:35,920
Speaker 2: High, but they're high and they want to feel the people.

1385
01:03:35,960 --> 01:03:37,760
Yet I feel like I'm kind of stone.

1386
01:03:37,840 --> 01:03:41,599
Speaker 1: People talking to the don't even want to talk.

1387
01:03:41,679 --> 01:03:42,480
Speaker 2: The vibrations.

1388
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:45,079
Speaker 3: It's the thing. I think, there's just a less desire

1389
01:03:45,159 --> 01:03:45,800
for conversation.

1390
01:03:46,440 --> 01:03:50,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you might ruin they're high, bitch, don't come on?

1391
01:03:51,039 --> 01:03:57,320
Ye fair enough, But that's all I got for today, Gabby,

1392
01:03:57,360 --> 01:03:57,960
thanks for joining.

1393
01:03:58,000 --> 01:03:58,760
Speaker 1: What did you guys learn?

1394
01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:07,159
Speaker 2: I learned that again these alcohol tidle waves would just

1395
01:04:07,239 --> 01:04:11,119
hit towns in like the eighteen nineteen hundreds quite often.

1396
01:04:11,519 --> 01:04:13,559
Speaker 1: It feels like like every.

1397
01:04:13,760 --> 01:04:16,880
Speaker 3: Other Ye, what's really behind this? Like I feel like,

1398
01:04:17,119 --> 01:04:20,159
is it a is it an architectural like engineering problem?

1399
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:21,719
Speaker 2: Is it a competition thing?

1400
01:04:21,840 --> 01:04:23,519
Speaker 1: Because all of them were started by fires?

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01:04:23,599 --> 01:04:26,400
Speaker 2: Right, not all of them? Now, A lot of them

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01:04:26,440 --> 01:04:28,400
were poor containers.

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01:04:28,440 --> 01:04:30,800
Speaker 1: Oh no, the molasses was poor containers was I think

1404
01:04:30,800 --> 01:04:32,679
the beer was a fire also, wasn't.

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01:04:32,519 --> 01:04:35,679
Speaker 2: It Hmm, I don't think so. I think it was

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01:04:35,719 --> 01:04:37,079
again a storage issue.

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01:04:37,199 --> 01:04:38,119
Speaker 1: Well this one was fire.

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01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:41,880
Speaker 2: And to be fair, the upkeep too. It's just people

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01:04:41,960 --> 01:04:46,480
being cheap, cheap. The Gilded Age, there was a lot

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01:04:46,519 --> 01:04:49,280
of cheap magnets.

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01:04:50,519 --> 01:04:52,559
Speaker 1: Oh. Actually, my favorite story from the Gilded Age. Did

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01:04:52,599 --> 01:04:55,719
you do this episode the sinking of that Fairy?

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01:04:56,960 --> 01:05:00,639
Speaker 2: Yeah? Where the I think I did that on the Patreon.

1414
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:03,239
Speaker 1: Okay, there is this ferry that sank what in New

1415
01:05:03,320 --> 01:05:09,719
York and the this is just like pre basically like

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01:05:09,840 --> 01:05:13,199
any regulations or people checking things, and they had these

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01:05:13,280 --> 01:05:17,039
life jackets on the thing and they like weren't working

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01:05:17,159 --> 01:05:19,199
right or didn't look like they were full, so they

1419
01:05:20,000 --> 01:05:22,760
they stuffed shit in them. No because hey floats, they

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01:05:22,840 --> 01:05:24,519
stuffed shit in them to make it look like it

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01:05:24,599 --> 01:05:27,079
was full. But they were like heavy. So people put

1422
01:05:27,159 --> 01:05:29,599
life jackets on their children and threw them into the

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01:05:29,679 --> 01:05:31,480
water for they were being safe, and they sank the

1424
01:05:31,679 --> 01:05:35,440
fucking bottom. Yep.

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01:05:36,559 --> 01:05:42,960
Speaker 2: So if you want to get back to unregulated tycoons parenting, yeah,

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01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:46,519
the advise against While I while I do generally agree

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01:05:46,559 --> 01:05:46,760
that the.

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01:05:46,840 --> 01:05:49,519
Speaker 1: Market should decide things. The great flaw in that is

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01:05:49,559 --> 01:05:52,559
that the market decides things after things have happened. Yeah,

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01:05:52,840 --> 01:05:55,039
so it's like we're not doing that again.

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01:05:55,199 --> 01:05:57,400
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly. It's kindsight.

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01:05:58,960 --> 01:06:02,159
Speaker 2: Because once the trust and the monopolies run everyone out

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01:06:02,239 --> 01:06:05,280
of town, all the small businesses, they don't really follow

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01:06:05,360 --> 01:06:06,320
rules at all.

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01:06:08,000 --> 01:06:08,199
Speaker 3: Yeah.

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01:06:09,000 --> 01:06:11,440
Speaker 2: There, it's gonna cut it. You're gonna cut every corner.

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01:06:11,440 --> 01:06:12,559
Speaker 1: Gabby, what you learned today?

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01:06:14,000 --> 01:06:17,800
Speaker 3: I learned that dogs can commit suicide. Yeah, and that

1439
01:06:18,079 --> 01:06:19,719
is the only dog that didn't go to heaven.

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01:06:20,400 --> 01:06:22,800
Speaker 1: He technically didn't. God tell that dog to hell.

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01:06:22,920 --> 01:06:25,920
Speaker 3: Yeah, and like there's probably no other dogs down there,

1442
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:27,920
but the other dogs have killed themselves.

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01:06:28,079 --> 01:06:31,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, but what if he was really sory, really sawy saw?

1444
01:06:31,360 --> 01:06:33,559
Speaker 1: Did he get last right? Says he's falling out the windows.

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01:06:33,599 --> 01:06:35,559
Speaker 3: That's the thing I think it's. I think the suicide

1446
01:06:35,679 --> 01:06:36,880
outweighs the wheelie Sawey.

1447
01:06:37,960 --> 01:06:40,320
Speaker 2: If you're really sorry, but you've commit suicide.

1448
01:06:41,079 --> 01:06:43,639
Speaker 1: Because you say you're really sorry, but then you kill yourself,

1449
01:06:43,719 --> 01:06:47,440
that's a sin on your blank slate. Yeah, so you

1450
01:06:47,559 --> 01:06:50,039
don't if your last act is that.

1451
01:06:51,039 --> 01:06:54,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, you kind of now the way the loophole on

1452
01:06:54,639 --> 01:06:58,199
that is you take all the pills and then you do.

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01:06:58,280 --> 01:07:01,079
Speaker 3: Your last Yes, yes, as you're foaming at the mount, yes.

1454
01:07:01,599 --> 01:07:03,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you use that Yeah. But God, so you

1455
01:07:03,480 --> 01:07:05,440
can't blow your brains out because that's the last act.

1456
01:07:05,519 --> 01:07:07,480
Speaker 2: He might be doc you though, for not trying to.

1457
01:07:07,480 --> 01:07:10,559
Speaker 3: Say I really am sorry, but I'm also not willing.

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01:07:11,039 --> 01:07:11,920
Speaker 1: It's too late now.

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01:07:12,039 --> 01:07:13,679
Speaker 2: As long as you make an effort to to get

1460
01:07:13,719 --> 01:07:16,559
to the hospital with the pills, maybe you just walk.

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01:07:16,679 --> 01:07:17,360
Speaker 3: You start walking.

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01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:19,880
Speaker 1: I mean, God knows you were going through the motions. Yeah,

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01:07:20,039 --> 01:07:23,159
he understands. Uh. Who's today's hitler?

1464
01:07:25,039 --> 01:07:26,039
Speaker 2: How did the fire start?

1465
01:07:26,880 --> 01:07:27,079
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1466
01:07:27,360 --> 01:07:31,039
Speaker 3: Just shitty security guard smoking, probably.

1467
01:07:30,920 --> 01:07:32,920
Speaker 1: Just like all right, I've done smoke my cigar. I'll

1468
01:07:32,920 --> 01:07:35,079
throw it whoever I want because it's eighteen seventy five

1469
01:07:35,159 --> 01:07:37,320
and literally nothing fucking matters.

1470
01:07:39,519 --> 01:07:40,519
Speaker 3: Is there a hitler today?

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01:07:41,920 --> 01:07:43,840
Speaker 1: I think it's the thirteen people who drank.

1472
01:07:43,719 --> 01:07:46,000
Speaker 3: Themselves to death, but like they are their own hitler,

1473
01:07:46,079 --> 01:07:47,199
you know, like they inflicted.

1474
01:07:47,360 --> 01:07:48,519
Speaker 2: We don't victim blame here.

1475
01:07:49,239 --> 01:07:51,079
Speaker 1: We'll take them blame all the time here for stuff,

1476
01:07:51,280 --> 01:07:53,000
but uh, not with.

1477
01:07:53,079 --> 01:07:53,679
Speaker 2: Our own people.

1478
01:07:54,360 --> 01:07:57,960
Speaker 3: I think hitler is whoever didn't water this whiskey down

1479
01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:58,960
before packaging it up?

1480
01:07:59,079 --> 01:07:59,920
Speaker 1: You always spray the bear.

1481
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:01,239
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say the dog owner.

1482
01:08:01,719 --> 01:08:04,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, the dog unner just let him because you know

1483
01:08:04,239 --> 01:08:07,639
that dog roam around was used to drinking. That dog

1484
01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,039
like that dog wasn't taking all that. Yeah, that was

1485
01:08:10,159 --> 01:08:12,440
not his first tip of alcohol. So don't give your

1486
01:08:12,480 --> 01:08:13,239
dog's alcohol.

1487
01:08:14,440 --> 01:08:17,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was always weird. No, No, I don't think

1488
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:19,560
that's college people would always give that.

1489
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:21,399
Speaker 3: When people do that, No, it's.

1490
01:08:21,319 --> 01:08:23,600
Speaker 1: Not funny or like a thing in high school. I

1491
01:08:23,640 --> 01:08:25,479
didn't really see this in college, rege, But in high

1492
01:08:25,520 --> 01:08:28,439
school people like, yeah, you can get your dog if

1493
01:08:28,479 --> 01:08:29,079
you blow weed.

1494
01:08:29,159 --> 01:08:32,760
Speaker 3: In their years, I hate that they don't have fun.

1495
01:08:32,840 --> 01:08:34,239
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do that to Chase Motley.

1496
01:08:34,479 --> 01:08:36,880
Speaker 3: No, no booze, that's the hitler.

1497
01:08:37,119 --> 01:08:38,239
Speaker 2: My dog's straight edge.

1498
01:08:38,800 --> 01:08:40,720
Speaker 3: Yeah, my dog too. My dog's judgmental.

1499
01:08:42,199 --> 01:08:46,000
Speaker 1: My dogs would go insane if they Although I think.

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01:08:46,199 --> 01:08:49,279
Speaker 2: Your dog is from the commercials where you're kind of

1501
01:08:49,319 --> 01:08:52,680
melted into the couch and he's just like, I don't

1502
01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:53,960
like how you are anymore.

1503
01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,680
Speaker 3: Like they judge. They have that little judge you look.

1504
01:08:57,159 --> 01:08:59,239
Speaker 1: I should say real quick that I think I might

1505
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:02,680
have gotten one of my dogs addicted to nicotine. Why

1506
01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:05,479
so I throw some of these. I pounces in the

1507
01:09:05,560 --> 01:09:11,079
bathroom trash and Leo like the ba after your rifle

1508
01:09:11,119 --> 01:09:13,199
through the bathroom trash sometimes, and it used to be

1509
01:09:13,520 --> 01:09:16,199
that the trash was just like picked at and he

1510
01:09:16,359 --> 01:09:19,359
was just looking. But lately the messes have been frantic,

1511
01:09:21,720 --> 01:09:26,119
as if he's By the way, my wife doesn't know

1512
01:09:26,199 --> 01:09:28,319
that either, Just like the story I told you off

1513
01:09:28,359 --> 01:09:31,560
air that I won't even allude to beyond that. It's

1514
01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,560
not like horrible, like cheating or anything like that, but

1515
01:09:33,680 --> 01:09:38,479
I won't allude to it beyond that. And uh, also, I.

1516
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:40,279
Speaker 2: Already forget it. You're gonna have to remind me or

1517
01:09:40,279 --> 01:09:40,800
you didn't tell me.

1518
01:09:41,479 --> 01:09:47,079
Speaker 1: She didn't. She just still doesn't realize that I she's

1519
01:09:47,159 --> 01:09:48,520
been completely unaware.

1520
01:09:48,279 --> 01:09:48,760
Speaker 2: So never know.

1521
01:09:49,039 --> 01:09:50,279
Speaker 3: Maybe she knows, she just doesn't care.

1522
01:09:50,800 --> 01:09:51,720
Speaker 1: I think she would be annoyed.

1523
01:09:53,880 --> 01:09:56,560
Speaker 2: It's been kind of a crazy uptick with how many

1524
01:09:56,640 --> 01:09:58,399
people do nicotine boujas.

1525
01:09:58,560 --> 01:10:00,640
Speaker 1: Everyone does, she Adrian Brodie took one out on his

1526
01:10:00,680 --> 01:10:01,520
web to give a speed.

1527
01:10:03,359 --> 01:10:06,000
Speaker 2: I was at the pitching put today pouch and everyone

1528
01:10:06,079 --> 01:10:09,840
there was popping a lip in n Yeah, it's crazy,

1529
01:10:10,520 --> 01:10:11,439
I guess.

1530
01:10:12,520 --> 01:10:14,920
Speaker 3: And dogs shouldn't drink and dogs shouldn't.

1531
01:10:14,520 --> 01:10:16,520
Speaker 1: Do zin No, I don't want my dog.

1532
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:19,279
Speaker 2: But the nicotine pouches almost seem kind of like a

1533
01:10:19,680 --> 01:10:22,079
bitch move, Like this is ship we would do in

1534
01:10:22,359 --> 01:10:24,920
uh high school or even middle school that we get

1535
01:10:24,960 --> 01:10:28,159
made fun of for like pouches, pouches.

1536
01:10:28,279 --> 01:10:29,479
Speaker 1: It's different different times.

1537
01:10:29,520 --> 01:10:30,359
Speaker 2: And now we're a grown man.

1538
01:10:30,600 --> 01:10:33,319
Speaker 3: We're all soft. We're soft generation, soft.

1539
01:10:33,119 --> 01:10:35,279
Speaker 1: Hands, and we do soft hands work, so we do

1540
01:10:35,479 --> 01:10:36,000
and this is soft.

1541
01:10:36,279 --> 01:10:38,560
Speaker 2: Someone the other day said they agree with us, but

1542
01:10:39,039 --> 01:10:40,399
that we work bitch ass jobs.

1543
01:10:40,439 --> 01:10:45,119
Speaker 1: We do work bitches jobs and like objectively bitch ass jobs.

1544
01:10:45,600 --> 01:10:48,119
There's not having an insult. You're just like telling you're

1545
01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:49,159
like wrap your hair is brown?

1546
01:10:49,760 --> 01:10:52,640
Speaker 2: Okay, And again we we don't tell people were podcasters.

1547
01:10:52,800 --> 01:10:53,520
It's embarrassing.

1548
01:10:53,840 --> 01:10:55,439
Speaker 3: That is embarrassing, but it's okay.

1549
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:59,479
Speaker 1: Told them I'm unemployed. Yeah, and for all intents and purposes.

1550
01:10:59,199 --> 01:11:02,960
Speaker 2: And I mean it's very believable with my current look. Yeah,

1551
01:11:03,439 --> 01:11:05,279
So check out the YouTube if you want to see it.

1552
01:11:05,439 --> 01:11:09,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, please do YouTube dot com slash soft questor that's

1553
01:11:09,279 --> 01:11:11,399
all I got for today, Gabby, thank you so much

1554
01:11:11,439 --> 01:11:12,119
for joining us.

1555
01:11:12,880 --> 01:11:14,119
Speaker 2: Where can the good people find you.

1556
01:11:14,159 --> 01:11:17,840
Speaker 3: Gabby everywhere on the internet at gab Monty you.

1557
01:11:17,840 --> 01:11:18,880
Speaker 1: Got any shows coming up?

1558
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,039
Speaker 3: Probably, but you can follow me if you like me,

1559
01:11:22,119 --> 01:11:23,119
and don't if you don't.

1560
01:11:23,279 --> 01:11:25,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I always hate that one. Comedians like find me

1561
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:29,119
in uh Tulsa next week I'll be playing the Giggle Hut.

1562
01:11:30,960 --> 01:11:31,119
Speaker 3: Uh.

1563
01:11:31,359 --> 01:11:33,039
Speaker 2: Got some tickets to sell, that'd be cool.

1564
01:11:33,199 --> 01:11:36,239
Speaker 1: Yeah please. I don't make any money. I paid for

1565
01:11:36,319 --> 01:11:39,920
travel myself. Yeah please, But yeah, that's all I got

1566
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,880
for Danner, Jester and Gabby Mantome or I am Rob Fox.

1567
01:11:43,159 --> 01:11:44,399
Speaker 2: You just got saw served