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<v Speaker 1>Need advice Taco bub to the rescue type for asque

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<v Speaker 1>Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>On one on one one w j R R. We

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<v Speaker 2>are we are Orlando's rock Station, one on one one

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<v Speaker 2>w j R. And I'm very excited as always to

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<v Speaker 2>have in our presence the world renowned LCTV. Got in

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<v Speaker 2>here a little early today. Usually it's just you.

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<v Speaker 1>Know, excited man, big Fourth of July holiday? You have

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<v Speaker 1>any actual Fourth of July pins?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I know we all hung.

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<v Speaker 1>Out in Longwood, you know, for the Freedom or the

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<v Speaker 1>Rock Freedom fireworks, But do you have any Fourth plans?

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<v Speaker 2>We all hung out?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, No, I was there. I didn't Yeah, I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I was casual. I wasn't wearing the sports coat. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was a good time. I don't recall. See you

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<v Speaker 1>don't remember my approach. They let me park at that

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<v Speaker 1>hospital with all the loom Bins over there.

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<v Speaker 2>You use their helipad there South summer, Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Well the yeah, it's great man. I had Hunter go

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<v Speaker 1>pass out cards.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like in.

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<v Speaker 1>The Southwest, it's like it's like fishing with dynamite man

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<v Speaker 1>and business out that knows.

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<v Speaker 2>But good time.

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<v Speaker 1>Any actual on the fourth you doing anything you travel day.

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<v Speaker 2>Ye're you're gonna be getting ready to hit the road.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, got it. Yeah, we got speaking to hit

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<v Speaker 1>the road. We gotta hit the road. And these questions

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<v Speaker 1>got a lot.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh. I had an event this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I was doing a uh over place called Mullets And

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<v Speaker 1>guess who showed up?

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<v Speaker 2>Guess who showed up? Wait?

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<v Speaker 1>The guy I work with. Yeah, we he and I went.

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<v Speaker 1>We we went together. But listen the pat listen do

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<v Speaker 1>you know the guy that made this? Scott from Claremont

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<v Speaker 1>showed up. You're a custom coffee mug. Yep, custom coffee mug.

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<v Speaker 1>It's had many show. The other side of that with

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<v Speaker 1>the Sikorski on it was watching you. Is that how

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<v Speaker 1>you can see the way this camera is horrible?

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<v Speaker 2>There you go.

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<v Speaker 1>You got so much on these HD cameras and there

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<v Speaker 1>there's just a course ski back it.

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<v Speaker 2>Up a little bit there. Okay, yeah, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah beautiful. So Scott from Claremont, it was good to

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<v Speaker 2>actually meet you. Good to see out there. Buy life coach.

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<v Speaker 1>Like everybody, I'm looking to save some money on groceries.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have any tips for me? Waltney hot Dogs

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<v Speaker 1>for the grill. This week, I'm kidding yourself. A four

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<v Speaker 1>pound package, yeah, like three bucks or something. But if

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<v Speaker 1>you are, if you like really down on your luck,

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe you lost your job or something, you could

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<v Speaker 1>go to one of those food banks, you know the

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<v Speaker 1>ones where you basically you're still paying for the food,

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<v Speaker 1>but you're paying like pennies on the dollar. But it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound like you're that bad off right now, So

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<v Speaker 1>leave that for people that are more deserving. Okay, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what you could do. You could hit the deep

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<v Speaker 1>freeze at your friend's house. Think about it. You just

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<v Speaker 1>call up your buddy, right, we'll call him Sam, Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Coming on over? Got some beers? Man?

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<v Speaker 1>And then when he does into Pe you get to

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<v Speaker 1>shopping in his deep freeze. He's not gonna notice that

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<v Speaker 1>you took it, and if he does, it'd.

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<v Speaker 2>Be weeks later when he's looking for god a sworn

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<v Speaker 2>I bought my extra steak.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and he's gonna say, I hate it most eat

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<v Speaker 1>it already. How many times have we done that?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>So go in, grab some put it around the cooler

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<v Speaker 1>out in your car that you have. Just make sure

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<v Speaker 1>it's not that that piece of wedding cake that's like,

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<v Speaker 1>I never got that.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you understand that?

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<v Speaker 1>No, who the hell wants he the freezer burned piece

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<v Speaker 1>of wedding cake? We know about things in freezers. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean you could only keep crab legs in there so long. Really, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is romantic, Honey, Happy five year anniversary, God Dog,

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<v Speaker 1>elc Is it? Oh okay? Elsie? Is it okay that

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<v Speaker 1>our son still believes? Problem is he's seventeen, you know, believes.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only mentioning this because he asked if Santa comes

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<v Speaker 1>for Christmas in July, and my friend that was over

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<v Speaker 1>at the house gave me a very odd look and

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<v Speaker 1>then asked me about it later.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've always heard you're you're never too old

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<v Speaker 2>to believe, right, isn't that what you've heard. I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna say anything here because the last time I did,

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<v Speaker 2>I got severely chastised out of the air, even though

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<v Speaker 2>it was like five point fifteen in the morning. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're just thinking of it like this. It's like the

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<v Speaker 2>eighties hairband song.

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<v Speaker 1>He's only seventeen, he could be twenty five, right, that's

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<v Speaker 1>all Lebadett, the life Coach.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the Winger song was about a gal but

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<v Speaker 2>that's what it was.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, but as since it is their son, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to make them a trans all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>there's transill. You know that's believing he'd be like a

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<v Speaker 1>Transta life coach.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm obviously life coach.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't do that to Santa now it's free country.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh life coach. I'm obviously not giving the wife enough attention.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been noticing strange behavior and I Connor coming out

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<v Speaker 1>of the oil change joint the other day brawl less.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh she's going to the oil guys that said it

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<v Speaker 1>is uh huh. At least she's hey, the bright side

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<v Speaker 1>is at least he's getting an oil changed, right, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're not having to bring it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Therefore, I'm sure she is uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>Apparently I'm more waism on. You noticed that the life

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<v Speaker 1>coach always has an answer for every question.

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<v Speaker 2>He's been there and seen it all. He just they

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<v Speaker 2>throw him at me and it's like wha. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>you know, you never see's too amazed.

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<v Speaker 1>Really m hmm, but uh oh like this one for instance,

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<v Speaker 1>L see, I'm so tired of my boss micromanaging me.

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<v Speaker 1>What can I do? You can get a job, a

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<v Speaker 1>different job that has like a macro manager problem solved capeche.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh what is that? Can I ask about that? It

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<v Speaker 2>sounds appealing. You need to use your little AI technology

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<v Speaker 2>like an absentee boss.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to ask GBT chatting. Please help me else

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<v Speaker 1>we are right on time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're good. You can fit in another question or two.

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<v Speaker 2>Here a lot of people looking for help.

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<v Speaker 1>Please help me LC After hitting one scratchy ticket for

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<v Speaker 1>ten k, my wife insists, saying that her profession is

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<v Speaker 1>now a full time lottery winner and she has the

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<v Speaker 1>pipe dream, so she's playing a lot of all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>She has the pipe dream of meeting that gay fella

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<v Speaker 1>that helps lottery winners buy new homes.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he lives around here, Yeah he does, doesn't he? Yah?

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<v Speaker 1>Working dude, she's at a convenience store doing scratches on

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<v Speaker 1>that counter like a dog.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, ELS's balls.

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<v Speaker 1>But you're busy on the job site doing the real

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<v Speaker 1>MC hammer, you know, because you got that hammer. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean just you're doing hammer time. But instead of like

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<v Speaker 1>in you know you got it, you're doing a hard

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<v Speaker 1>hat and blue.

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<v Speaker 2>Jeans instead of parachute pants.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to nip her cut off her funds that

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<v Speaker 1>she's buying a lot of the scratches with dude.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I see, I see that I scored for

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<v Speaker 2>fifty bucks the other day. Did you one of the

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<v Speaker 2>new games? Good job? Actually rich for the cash? Good man,

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<v Speaker 2>like you should only bought three more tickets. Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I took the cash, but I only bought three more,

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<v Speaker 1>So you did forty, said ELC. I think most of

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<v Speaker 1>us hate it when people put their dog poop bags

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<v Speaker 1>in our trash cans.

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<v Speaker 2>We've talked about this before. Yeah, it's a serious issue.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually it's all the person that's been doing it

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<v Speaker 1>to mine and I know him. What do you suggest

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<v Speaker 1>I do about? It's a friend? What do you suggest

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<v Speaker 1>I do for retribution? Retribution? Some would advise you to simply,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, ask him not to do it because he's

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<v Speaker 1>your friend. But life coach has a different approach. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not someone. No, it's the rudest thing ever that he's doing.

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<v Speaker 1>You're going ruder buddy. You and another neighbor, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>have to talk to him. Talk to the guy and say,

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking we need some camaraderie in this neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's us three all get together and have a party.

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<v Speaker 2>He and I'll pay for.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything if we can do it to your house because

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<v Speaker 1>you have the better house for that. You know that

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<v Speaker 1>I call your upper deck or in him during the party.

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<v Speaker 1>He won't remember. He's gonna find it later. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>like taking the steak out of your buddies, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>deep freeze.

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<v Speaker 2>Would it be too involved to do that? I'm with

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<v Speaker 2>you on the upper deck, or put to put it

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<v Speaker 2>in a little plastic bag and tie it off first

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<v Speaker 2>to really send them. I said, now you got a

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<v Speaker 2>floating upper deck.

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<v Speaker 1>Thro you don't do that because then he's gonna know

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<v Speaker 1>you were at the party that you organized and he

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<v Speaker 1>throws his dog's duke in your in your trash can

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. Now you gotta think these things out,

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<v Speaker 1>just the normal little you know, like the the amps

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<v Speaker 1>were in the toilet doing the law roll and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>if the law roll is over, we will all be

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<v Speaker 1>doing what Let's go there he goes.

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