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Speaker 2: On one on one one w j R R. We
Speaker 2: are we are Orlando's rock Station, one on one one
Speaker 2: w j R. And I'm very excited as always to
Speaker 2: have in our presence the world renowned LCTV. Got in
Speaker 2: here a little early today. Usually it's just you.
Speaker 1: Know, excited man, big Fourth of July holiday? You have
Speaker 1: any actual Fourth of July pins?
Speaker 2: I mean, I know we all hung.
Speaker 1: Out in Longwood, you know, for the Freedom or the
Speaker 1: Rock Freedom fireworks, But do you have any Fourth plans?
Speaker 2: We all hung out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I was there. I didn't Yeah, I was.
Speaker 1: I was casual. I wasn't wearing the sports coat. But
Speaker 1: it was a good time. I don't recall. See you
Speaker 1: don't remember my approach. They let me park at that
Speaker 1: hospital with all the loom Bins over there.
Speaker 2: You use their helipad there South summer, Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Well the yeah, it's great man. I had Hunter go
Speaker 1: pass out cards.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like in.
Speaker 1: The Southwest, it's like it's like fishing with dynamite man
Speaker 1: and business out that knows.
Speaker 2: But good time.
Speaker 1: Any actual on the fourth you doing anything you travel day.
Speaker 2: Ye're you're gonna be getting ready to hit the road.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, got it. Yeah, we got speaking to hit
Speaker 1: the road. We gotta hit the road. And these questions
Speaker 1: got a lot.
Speaker 2: Oh. I had an event this weekend.
Speaker 1: I was doing a uh over place called Mullets And
Speaker 1: guess who showed up?
Speaker 2: Guess who showed up? Wait?
Speaker 1: The guy I work with. Yeah, we he and I went.
Speaker 1: We we went together. But listen the pat listen do
Speaker 1: you know the guy that made this? Scott from Claremont
Speaker 1: showed up. You're a custom coffee mug. Yep, custom coffee mug.
Speaker 1: It's had many show. The other side of that with
Speaker 1: the Sikorski on it was watching you. Is that how
Speaker 1: you can see the way this camera is horrible?
Speaker 2: There you go.
Speaker 1: You got so much on these HD cameras and there
Speaker 1: there's just a course ski back it.
Speaker 2: Up a little bit there. Okay, yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah beautiful. So Scott from Claremont, it was good to
Speaker 2: actually meet you. Good to see out there. Buy life coach.
Speaker 1: Like everybody, I'm looking to save some money on groceries.
Speaker 1: Do you have any tips for me? Waltney hot Dogs
Speaker 1: for the grill. This week, I'm kidding yourself. A four
Speaker 1: pound package, yeah, like three bucks or something. But if
Speaker 1: you are, if you like really down on your luck,
Speaker 1: like maybe you lost your job or something, you could
Speaker 1: go to one of those food banks, you know the
Speaker 1: ones where you basically you're still paying for the food,
Speaker 1: but you're paying like pennies on the dollar. But it
Speaker 1: doesn't sound like you're that bad off right now, So
Speaker 1: leave that for people that are more deserving. Okay, you
Speaker 1: know what you could do. You could hit the deep
Speaker 1: freeze at your friend's house. Think about it. You just
Speaker 1: call up your buddy, right, we'll call him Sam, Sam.
Speaker 1: What's going on?
Speaker 2: Coming on over? Got some beers? Man?
Speaker 1: And then when he does into Pe you get to
Speaker 1: shopping in his deep freeze. He's not gonna notice that
Speaker 1: you took it, and if he does, it'd.
Speaker 2: Be weeks later when he's looking for god a sworn
Speaker 2: I bought my extra steak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and he's gonna say, I hate it most eat
Speaker 1: it already. How many times have we done that?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: So go in, grab some put it around the cooler
Speaker 1: out in your car that you have. Just make sure
Speaker 1: it's not that that piece of wedding cake that's like,
Speaker 1: I never got that.
Speaker 2: Do you understand that?
Speaker 1: No, who the hell wants he the freezer burned piece
Speaker 1: of wedding cake? We know about things in freezers. I
Speaker 1: mean you could only keep crab legs in there so long. Really, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is romantic, Honey, Happy five year anniversary, God Dog,
Speaker 1: elc Is it? Oh okay? Elsie? Is it okay that
Speaker 1: our son still believes? Problem is he's seventeen, you know, believes.
Speaker 1: I'm only mentioning this because he asked if Santa comes
Speaker 1: for Christmas in July, and my friend that was over
Speaker 1: at the house gave me a very odd look and
Speaker 1: then asked me about it later.
Speaker 2: I think I've always heard you're you're never too old
Speaker 2: to believe, right, isn't that what you've heard. I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna say anything here because the last time I did,
Speaker 2: I got severely chastised out of the air, even though
Speaker 2: it was like five point fifteen in the morning. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're just thinking of it like this. It's like the
Speaker 2: eighties hairband song.
Speaker 1: He's only seventeen, he could be twenty five, right, that's
Speaker 1: all Lebadett, the life Coach.
Speaker 2: I think the Winger song was about a gal but
Speaker 2: that's what it was.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but as since it is their son, I
Speaker 1: don't want to make them a trans all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: there's transill. You know that's believing he'd be like a
Speaker 1: Transta life coach.
Speaker 2: I'm obviously life coach.
Speaker 1: I don't do that to Santa now it's free country.
Speaker 1: Uh life coach. I'm obviously not giving the wife enough attention.
Speaker 1: I've been noticing strange behavior and I Connor coming out
Speaker 1: of the oil change joint the other day brawl less.
Speaker 1: Oh she's going to the oil guys that said it
Speaker 1: is uh huh. At least she's hey, the bright side
Speaker 1: is at least he's getting an oil changed, right, and
Speaker 1: you're not having to bring it up.
Speaker 2: Therefore, I'm sure she is uh huh.
Speaker 1: Apparently I'm more waism on. You noticed that the life
Speaker 1: coach always has an answer for every question.
Speaker 2: He's been there and seen it all. He just they
Speaker 2: throw him at me and it's like wha. It's like
Speaker 2: you know, you never see's too amazed.
Speaker 1: Really m hmm, but uh oh like this one for instance,
Speaker 1: L see, I'm so tired of my boss micromanaging me.
Speaker 1: What can I do? You can get a job, a
Speaker 1: different job that has like a macro manager problem solved capeche.
Speaker 2: Oh what is that? Can I ask about that? It
Speaker 2: sounds appealing. You need to use your little AI technology
Speaker 2: like an absentee boss.
Speaker 1: You need to ask GBT chatting. Please help me else
Speaker 1: we are right on time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're good. You can fit in another question or two.
Speaker 2: Here a lot of people looking for help.
Speaker 1: Please help me LC After hitting one scratchy ticket for
Speaker 1: ten k, my wife insists, saying that her profession is
Speaker 1: now a full time lottery winner and she has the
Speaker 1: pipe dream, so she's playing a lot of all the time.
Speaker 1: She has the pipe dream of meeting that gay fella
Speaker 1: that helps lottery winners buy new homes.
Speaker 2: I think he lives around here, Yeah he does, doesn't he? Yah?
Speaker 1: Working dude, she's at a convenience store doing scratches on
Speaker 1: that counter like a dog.
Speaker 2: You know, ELS's balls.
Speaker 1: But you're busy on the job site doing the real
Speaker 1: MC hammer, you know, because you got that hammer. I
Speaker 1: mean just you're doing hammer time. But instead of like
Speaker 1: in you know you got it, you're doing a hard
Speaker 1: hat and blue.
Speaker 2: Jeans instead of parachute pants.
Speaker 1: You need to nip her cut off her funds that
Speaker 1: she's buying a lot of the scratches with dude.
Speaker 2: All right, I see, I see that I scored for
Speaker 2: fifty bucks the other day. Did you one of the
Speaker 2: new games? Good job? Actually rich for the cash? Good man,
Speaker 2: like you should only bought three more tickets. Uh huh.
Speaker 1: I took the cash, but I only bought three more,
Speaker 1: So you did forty, said ELC. I think most of
Speaker 1: us hate it when people put their dog poop bags
Speaker 1: in our trash cans.
Speaker 2: We've talked about this before. Yeah, it's a serious issue.
Speaker 1: I actually it's all the person that's been doing it
Speaker 1: to mine and I know him. What do you suggest
Speaker 1: I do about? It's a friend? What do you suggest
Speaker 1: I do for retribution? Retribution? Some would advise you to simply,
Speaker 1: you know, ask him not to do it because he's
Speaker 1: your friend. But life coach has a different approach. You're
Speaker 1: not someone. No, it's the rudest thing ever that he's doing.
Speaker 1: You're going ruder buddy. You and another neighbor, you know,
Speaker 1: have to talk to him. Talk to the guy and say,
Speaker 1: I was thinking we need some camaraderie in this neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Let's us three all get together and have a party.
Speaker 2: He and I'll pay for.
Speaker 1: Everything if we can do it to your house because
Speaker 1: you have the better house for that. You know that
Speaker 1: I call your upper deck or in him during the party.
Speaker 1: He won't remember. He's gonna find it later. It's just
Speaker 1: like taking the steak out of your buddies, you know,
Speaker 1: deep freeze.
Speaker 2: Would it be too involved to do that? I'm with
Speaker 2: you on the upper deck, or put to put it
Speaker 2: in a little plastic bag and tie it off first
Speaker 2: to really send them. I said, now you got a
Speaker 2: floating upper deck.
Speaker 1: Thro you don't do that because then he's gonna know
Speaker 1: you were at the party that you organized and he
Speaker 1: throws his dog's duke in your in your trash can
Speaker 1: all the time. Now you gotta think these things out,
Speaker 1: just the normal little you know, like the the amps
Speaker 1: were in the toilet doing the law roll and they're like,
Speaker 1: if the law roll is over, we will all be
Speaker 1: doing what Let's go there he goes.
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