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Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: That's how I ran in here, just in the nick
Speaker 1: of time. Yeah, what were you off doing there, Taco Bob?
Speaker 1: I went to fill my water. Then I was talking
Speaker 1: to Halloween Talk, one of our coworkers. They went did
Speaker 1: the hay ride in Saint Cloud this past weekend. Was
Speaker 1: there a role involved a roll roll in the hay. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's just you know, oh, gotcha? Her the family and
Speaker 1: do you know what kids?
Speaker 2: Do you know what happened to a year ago today? Oh?
Speaker 2: I see your top story. Matthew Perry died. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: catched in his chips year ago today, ironically, but.
Speaker 1: It was it was somebody else drug wise that messed
Speaker 1: with him. I believe they were talking about last week.
Speaker 3: Saw it?
Speaker 1: So I just saw again bits and pieces, Bob. I
Speaker 1: just saw something on the news last week about person that.
Speaker 2: Well you multiple people have been charged in his death. Yeah, okay, yeah, uh.
Speaker 2: Ironically the house that he was found out, his home
Speaker 2: was in nine O two and zero. I don't know
Speaker 2: the exact zip code. It's in Pacific Palisades, which I
Speaker 2: don't think is Beverly Hills.
Speaker 3: I gotcha.
Speaker 2: I'm not ten percent California, nor do I ever want
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 3: I was confusing that and friends.
Speaker 2: Sorry anyway, Yeah, his house sold almost a year to
Speaker 2: the day, and we were talking on Friday about death houses.
Speaker 2: Remember that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how you whether you have to disclose if somebody
Speaker 1: died or not in there with how much, which you don't.
Speaker 2: In most states, by the way in California, you do,
Speaker 2: by the way, Pacific Palisades. His home is h was
Speaker 2: a thirty five hundred square foot four bedroom home. Pretty
Speaker 2: modest home by big stars standards. How much do you
Speaker 2: think it's sold for.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because he was a huge star.
Speaker 2: It was an off market deal for for four.
Speaker 1: Bed square foot. I mean that's a big house in California.
Speaker 1: Was okay, so I'm going to go four point two mil.
Speaker 2: Once you double that up and go to eight point
Speaker 2: five to five mil. Nasty a picture. It's just like
Speaker 2: a regularly It's like a ranch house you would see
Speaker 2: almost anywhere around here, with a nice pool. Of course
Speaker 2: the m from his hot top. Thats a very big pool. Yeah,
Speaker 2: eight point five to five mil for that. I like
Speaker 2: the area out back. I wouldn't want to have neighbors
Speaker 2: that close for almost nine mili now right next door
Speaker 2: all around you. A it's just like a regular neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Oh I remember seeing this house. Yeah when when the
Speaker 1: all the the helicopters are flying over after he passed, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: because he was a good dude. I like that outside
Speaker 1: area where you can hang underneath the shade there. It's
Speaker 1: like one of those when you're at a ni Yeah,
Speaker 1: when you're at a hotel, exactly the words cabana. When
Speaker 1: you're at a hotel and you rent out the little
Speaker 1: square things for an exorbitant amount of money and it's
Speaker 1: just a square thing.
Speaker 2: I do see. He invested in metal roofing, which that
Speaker 2: that's probably a solid investment. Definitely looks like he might
Speaker 2: have the older original windows in the home still.
Speaker 1: Okay, I didn't analyze that, but is it the ones
Speaker 1: that like the old Florida ones that have the crankald
Speaker 1: brown frame.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not I don't know anyway, I just thought
Speaker 2: i'd pass that along. All right. We have a cheese
Speaker 2: Capaidkay con Man steals nearly fifty pounds of award winning
Speaker 2: cheddar cheese.
Speaker 1: We had a big cheese theft about four months ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well this is another one. We're talking about three
Speaker 2: hundred thousand, or about three hundred and ninety thousand dollars
Speaker 2: worth of award winning cheddar from a company in England.
Speaker 2: A wholesale distributor for a major French retailer made off
Speaker 2: with twenty two metric tons of the award winning cheddar.
Speaker 2: The high monetary value of these cheese is likely made
Speaker 2: them a particular target for the thieves. How do you
Speaker 2: haul that much cheese? I really don't know much less
Speaker 2: what you do with it once you have it. Nearly
Speaker 2: one thousand wheels of cloth wrapped cheese from three makers
Speaker 2: have gone missing. The half a Welsh organic cheddar the
Speaker 2: West can be cheddar and pitchfork cheddar all, I guess
Speaker 2: very pricey high end cheddar cheeses.
Speaker 3: I guess you get away with it in the cheese truck. Sorry,
Speaker 3: those kind of cheesy sey cheese.
Speaker 2: I'm sure some of those cameras caught them. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: guess they're They're all getting reimbursed. It sounds like there
Speaker 2: was some sort of insurance on the cheese. An inside
Speaker 2: I don't know. I got the wheels are starting to
Speaker 2: turn though.
Speaker 1: Now the cheese wheels are definitely turning. It's one of
Speaker 1: those things where it's like, hey, Stan, so what we're
Speaker 1: gonna do is you steal the cheese and I have
Speaker 1: cheese insurance, then we'll split it after what you got profits,
Speaker 1: we'll cut the cheese.
Speaker 2: If you what do you do if you if you're
Speaker 2: come into a full wheel of cheese, where do you
Speaker 2: put that? Like you put it in the dairy drawer,
Speaker 2: clean your fridge, or like you put.
Speaker 1: It on the paper towel holder maybe and sped it
Speaker 1: around the right.
Speaker 3: It's not going on the.
Speaker 2: Fridge, honey, Look what I got a great deal today.
Speaker 2: You're not gonna believe what I got. Come out to
Speaker 2: the car. It's in the back of the truck. Went
Speaker 2: to Costco. I've got this massive wheel of cheese. Where
Speaker 2: are we gonna put that? I didn't think that part through.
Speaker 2: It's right where the spare tire used to be. I
Speaker 2: left the spare tire in the Costco parking lot so
Speaker 2: I could fit the cheese wheel in its place. It's
Speaker 2: a little more important, you know. If I get a flat,
Speaker 2: I'll just throw the cheese on. We do absolutely love cheese,
Speaker 2: as we know many of you do.
Speaker 3: Here. Cheese round teap table makes you feel good on
Speaker 3: a Monday morning.
Speaker 2: Why not double it up and talk some fried chicken.
Speaker 1: Here people are making all the cut the cheese jokes
Speaker 1: as well. And then somebody with Matthew Perry's house. It
Speaker 1: includes a bunch of uncut kilos in the walls. No,
Speaker 1: come on, matt Matt as a column, Matthew was good dude.
Speaker 3: Rest in peace, buddy. Okay, go ahead, Fried Chicken.
Speaker 2: Okay. There's this woman who her specialty, her thing is
Speaker 2: sleep sounds. You know a lot of people like to
Speaker 2: go to sleep with either white noise or green noise,
Speaker 2: or the sound of a fan, or rain falling or
Speaker 2: a water water feature. A lot of people use it.
Speaker 2: I've actually found that relaxing from time to time. I
Speaker 2: don't do it on a regular basis. What do you
Speaker 2: go to sleep to?
Speaker 3: Now? Nothing, I just got to sleep. Go fans.
Speaker 2: I've got like thirty fans going, so that's usually enough
Speaker 2: white noise to thirty fans. No, I've got three fans. Okay,
Speaker 2: you have a fan above. I got the ceiling fan,
Speaker 2: which just doesn't generate much much at all.
Speaker 3: You're probably not right underneath it.
Speaker 2: Very disappointed with the ceiling fan. I've got one at
Speaker 2: the foot of the bed. Then I've got a box
Speaker 2: fan that sits outside of our bedroom door and blows
Speaker 2: additional cool air into our bedroom. Do you guys have
Speaker 2: a cooling problem like on that side of the house sometimes,
Speaker 2: like in the hottest months of the year, Yes, But
Speaker 2: I just have found it. I like having the additional
Speaker 2: airflow going anyway. So that's the noise I fall asleep to.
Speaker 2: In general, I just fall asleep to a fan up,
Speaker 2: you know, the ceiling fan above my head. And it's
Speaker 2: adequate woman who specializes in recording these sounds that are
Speaker 2: then looped for people to stream and fall asleep too. Yeah,
Speaker 2: looked into some accusations. She heard that a lot of
Speaker 2: the rain sounds that people use are nothing more than
Speaker 2: recorded sounds of fried chicken. Have you heard the internet
Speaker 2: rumor that the sound of falling rain is to the
Speaker 2: sound of fried chicken? Yes, should get to the bottom
Speaker 2: of that romote.
Speaker 3: I've got everything separated to go.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's make chicken. That's the same thing. It sounds
Speaker 2: like rain. It is the same sound. I swear to God,
Speaker 2: play one more time. Not her talking in that douchebag
Speaker 2: in bat. Have you heard the internet?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: Should read get to the bottom of that remote.
Speaker 3: I've got everything separated to go.
Speaker 2: Have the video of this, by the way, on our
Speaker 2: Facebook page.
Speaker 1: It sounds like rain.
Speaker 2: You're right, what do you fall asleep to that sound
Speaker 2: of fried chicken?
Speaker 3: Chicken?
Speaker 2: Somebody said, I'm right there with you. Letre on the
Speaker 2: on the fans. Oh yeah, you gott get back some
Speaker 2: mareflow somebody else. Call Mills there. They could do that
Speaker 2: for you. They just put more insulation above your where
Speaker 2: you're better.
Speaker 3: Miss. Maybe I'll have to have them look into that.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 2: I'm not really worried about till next like July August.
Speaker 3: I would like some fried chicken.
Speaker 2: Yeah, how about a wheel of cheese? Interesting in that
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