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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'll let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w JARR, but your freaking idiots

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<v Speaker 2>all right? This hour brought you by Jr's cash giveaways

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<v Speaker 2>and each weekday, all week long, winning one thousand dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't that be a great way to start your work week?

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<v Speaker 1>People started their weekend with it winning right here on

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<v Speaker 1>jar Friday. Two different winners. That's pretty cool. So two

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<v Speaker 1>more winners on JARR. Hopefully you joined it today. You've

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<v Speaker 2>First one will be at right around nine oh five,

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<v Speaker 2>and then on the fives each hour straight on through

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<v Speaker 2>until nine oh five this evening. So the ball's really

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<v Speaker 2>in your court as to how much you want to participate.

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<v Speaker 3>You know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's how I ran in here, just in the nick

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<v Speaker 1>of time. Yeah, what were you off doing there, Taco Bob?

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<v Speaker 1>I went to fill my water. Then I was talking

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<v Speaker 1>to Halloween Talk, one of our coworkers. They went did

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<v Speaker 1>the hay ride in Saint Cloud this past weekend. Was

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<v Speaker 1>there a role involved a roll roll in the hay. No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just you know, oh, gotcha? Her the family and

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<v Speaker 1>do you know what kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know what happened to a year ago today? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I see your top story. Matthew Perry died. Yeah, he

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<v Speaker 2>catched in his chips year ago today, ironically, but.

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<v Speaker 1>It was it was somebody else drug wise that messed

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<v Speaker 1>with him. I believe they were talking about last week.

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<v Speaker 3>Saw it?

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<v Speaker 1>So I just saw again bits and pieces, Bob. I

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<v Speaker 1>just saw something on the news last week about person that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well you multiple people have been charged in his death. Yeah, okay, yeah, uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Ironically the house that he was found out, his home

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<v Speaker 2>was in nine O two and zero. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>the exact zip code. It's in Pacific Palisades, which I

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<v Speaker 2>don't think is Beverly Hills.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotcha.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not ten percent California, nor do I ever want

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<v Speaker 2>to be.

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<v Speaker 3>I was confusing that and friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry anyway, Yeah, his house sold almost a year to

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<v Speaker 2>the day, and we were talking on Friday about death houses.

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<v Speaker 2>Remember that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how you whether you have to disclose if somebody

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<v Speaker 1>died or not in there with how much, which you don't.

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<v Speaker 2>In most states, by the way in California, you do,

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<v Speaker 2>by the way, Pacific Palisades. His home is h was

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<v Speaker 2>a thirty five hundred square foot four bedroom home. Pretty

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<v Speaker 2>modest home by big stars standards. How much do you

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<v Speaker 2>think it's sold for.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because he was a huge star.

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<v Speaker 2>It was an off market deal for for four.

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<v Speaker 1>Bed square foot. I mean that's a big house in California.

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<v Speaker 1>Was okay, so I'm going to go four point two mil.

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<v Speaker 2>Once you double that up and go to eight point

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<v Speaker 2>five to five mil. Nasty a picture. It's just like

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<v Speaker 2>a regularly It's like a ranch house you would see

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<v Speaker 2>almost anywhere around here, with a nice pool. Of course

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<v Speaker 2>the m from his hot top. Thats a very big pool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>eight point five to five mil for that. I like

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<v Speaker 2>the area out back. I wouldn't want to have neighbors

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<v Speaker 2>that close for almost nine mili now right next door

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<v Speaker 2>all around you. A it's just like a regular neighborhood.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I remember seeing this house. Yeah when when the

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<v Speaker 1>all the the helicopters are flying over after he passed, unfortunately,

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<v Speaker 1>because he was a good dude. I like that outside

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<v Speaker 1>area where you can hang underneath the shade there. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like one of those when you're at a ni Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when you're at a hotel, exactly the words cabana. When

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<v Speaker 1>you're at a hotel and you rent out the little

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<v Speaker 1>square things for an exorbitant amount of money and it's

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<v Speaker 1>just a square thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I do see. He invested in metal roofing, which that

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<v Speaker 2>that's probably a solid investment. Definitely looks like he might

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<v Speaker 2>have the older original windows in the home still.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I didn't analyze that, but is it the ones

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<v Speaker 1>that like the old Florida ones that have the crankald

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<v Speaker 1>brown frame.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's not I don't know anyway, I just thought

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<v Speaker 2>i'd pass that along. All right. We have a cheese

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<v Speaker 2>Capaidkay con Man steals nearly fifty pounds of award winning

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<v Speaker 2>cheddar cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>We had a big cheese theft about four months ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well this is another one. We're talking about three

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<v Speaker 2>hundred thousand, or about three hundred and ninety thousand dollars

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<v Speaker 2>worth of award winning cheddar from a company in England.

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<v Speaker 2>A wholesale distributor for a major French retailer made off

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<v Speaker 2>with twenty two metric tons of the award winning cheddar.

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<v Speaker 2>The high monetary value of these cheese is likely made

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<v Speaker 2>them a particular target for the thieves. How do you

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<v Speaker 2>haul that much cheese? I really don't know much less

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<v Speaker 2>what you do with it once you have it. Nearly

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<v Speaker 2>one thousand wheels of cloth wrapped cheese from three makers

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<v Speaker 2>have gone missing. The half a Welsh organic cheddar the

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<v Speaker 2>West can be cheddar and pitchfork cheddar all, I guess

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<v Speaker 2>very pricey high end cheddar cheeses.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess you get away with it in the cheese truck. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>those kind of cheesy sey cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure some of those cameras caught them. Yeah, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess they're They're all getting reimbursed. It sounds like there

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<v Speaker 2>was some sort of insurance on the cheese. An inside

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I got the wheels are starting to

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<v Speaker 2>turn though.

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<v Speaker 1>Now the cheese wheels are definitely turning. It's one of

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<v Speaker 1>those things where it's like, hey, Stan, so what we're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do is you steal the cheese and I have

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<v Speaker 1>cheese insurance, then we'll split it after what you got profits,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll cut the cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>If you what do you do if you if you're

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<v Speaker 2>come into a full wheel of cheese, where do you

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<v Speaker 2>put that? Like you put it in the dairy drawer,

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<v Speaker 2>clean your fridge, or like you put.

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<v Speaker 1>It on the paper towel holder maybe and sped it

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<v Speaker 1>around the right.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not going on the.

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<v Speaker 2>Fridge, honey, Look what I got a great deal today.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not gonna believe what I got. Come out to

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<v Speaker 2>the car. It's in the back of the truck. Went

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<v Speaker 2>to Costco. I've got this massive wheel of cheese. Where

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<v Speaker 2>are we gonna put that? I didn't think that part through.

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<v Speaker 2>It's right where the spare tire used to be. I

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<v Speaker 2>left the spare tire in the Costco parking lot so

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<v Speaker 2>I could fit the cheese wheel in its place. It's

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<v Speaker 2>a little more important, you know. If I get a flat,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll just throw the cheese on. We do absolutely love cheese,

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<v Speaker 2>as we know many of you do.

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<v Speaker 3>Here. Cheese round teap table makes you feel good on

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<v Speaker 3>a Monday morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Why not double it up and talk some fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 1>Here people are making all the cut the cheese jokes

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<v Speaker 1>as well. And then somebody with Matthew Perry's house. It

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<v Speaker 1>includes a bunch of uncut kilos in the walls. No,

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<v Speaker 1>come on, matt Matt as a column, Matthew was good dude.

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<v Speaker 3>Rest in peace, buddy. Okay, go ahead, Fried Chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. There's this woman who her specialty, her thing is

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<v Speaker 2>sleep sounds. You know a lot of people like to

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<v Speaker 2>go to sleep with either white noise or green noise,

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<v Speaker 2>or the sound of a fan, or rain falling or

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<v Speaker 2>a water water feature. A lot of people use it.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually found that relaxing from time to time. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't do it on a regular basis. What do you

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<v Speaker 2>go to sleep to?

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<v Speaker 3>Now? Nothing, I just got to sleep. Go fans.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got like thirty fans going, so that's usually enough

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<v Speaker 2>white noise to thirty fans. No, I've got three fans. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>you have a fan above. I got the ceiling fan,

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<v Speaker 2>which just doesn't generate much much at all.

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<v Speaker 3>You're probably not right underneath it.

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<v Speaker 2>Very disappointed with the ceiling fan. I've got one at

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<v Speaker 2>the foot of the bed. Then I've got a box

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<v Speaker 2>fan that sits outside of our bedroom door and blows

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<v Speaker 2>additional cool air into our bedroom. Do you guys have

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<v Speaker 2>a cooling problem like on that side of the house sometimes,

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<v Speaker 2>like in the hottest months of the year, Yes, But

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<v Speaker 2>I just have found it. I like having the additional

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<v Speaker 2>airflow going anyway. So that's the noise I fall asleep to.

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<v Speaker 2>In general, I just fall asleep to a fan up,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, the ceiling fan above my head. And it's

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<v Speaker 2>adequate woman who specializes in recording these sounds that are

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<v Speaker 2>then looped for people to stream and fall asleep too. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>looked into some accusations. She heard that a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>the rain sounds that people use are nothing more than

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<v Speaker 2>recorded sounds of fried chicken. Have you heard the internet

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<v Speaker 2>rumor that the sound of falling rain is to the

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<v Speaker 2>sound of fried chicken? Yes, should get to the bottom

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<v Speaker 2>of that romote.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got everything separated to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's make chicken. That's the same thing. It sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like rain. It is the same sound. I swear to God,

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<v Speaker 2>play one more time. Not her talking in that douchebag

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<v Speaker 2>in bat. Have you heard the internet?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Should read get to the bottom of that remote.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got everything separated to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Have the video of this, by the way, on our

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like rain.

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<v Speaker 2>You're right, what do you fall asleep to that sound

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<v Speaker 2>of fried chicken?

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<v Speaker 3>Chicken?

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody said, I'm right there with you. Letre on the

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<v Speaker 2>on the fans. Oh yeah, you gott get back some

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<v Speaker 2>mareflow somebody else. Call Mills there. They could do that

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<v Speaker 2>for you. They just put more insulation above your where

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<v Speaker 2>you're better.

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<v Speaker 3>Miss. Maybe I'll have to have them look into that.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not really worried about till next like July August.

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<v Speaker 3>I would like some fried chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, how about a wheel of cheese? Interesting in that

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<v Speaker 2>weel than one. W j r R, Orlando's rock station,