Speaker 1: It's the funk back to the day. We make you
Speaker 1: look smart here, buddy, it's the back to the day.
Speaker 2: Hey, Chili, have you heard from Captain Cash? I don't
Speaker 2: see him in the room. No, what you got news
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 1: Why am I the last to hear he just hit him?
Speaker 2: Yes, my nose, I don't see.
Speaker 1: I've been calling and uh, I've been calling him and
Speaker 1: he has an answer. He keeps going a voicemail.
Speaker 2: Now you know he's in your and you're motherland and
Speaker 2: he's a he is in Cana. Okay, I'm just talking, man,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna call him a game.
Speaker 1: See if it picks up.
Speaker 2: Okay, bro, all right, here's some new fun facts for
Speaker 2: you today.
Speaker 1: Tell me if you like.
Speaker 2: These scientists still don't know why we cannot tickle ourselves.
Speaker 1: Think about that.
Speaker 2: No, but you never have. You can't tickle yourself.
Speaker 1: I was a kid.
Speaker 2: They were like, yeah, you can't do that yourself because
Speaker 2: you know that it's coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right.
Speaker 2: Researchers did a deep dive on it. They still cannot
Speaker 2: figure out why we can't tickle ourselves. Now, there is
Speaker 2: a scientific term for aggressive tickling. It is called gargylisis
Speaker 2: if you haven't tickled your kid till they feed their pants,
Speaker 2: then you're just not even parenting, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Come on, are you even parenting? Here's another fun fact
Speaker 2: for you today. The average person, this is kind of sad.
Speaker 2: The average person scrolls the height of four Mount Everests
Speaker 2: every year on social media.
Speaker 1: That is fun. That's sad.
Speaker 2: That's sad.
Speaker 1: Right, I want to throw my phone in the ocean.
Speaker 2: That is very Mount Everest this year times the distance
Speaker 2: for a hero Alex to ascend Mount Everest. I mean
Speaker 2: Everest height is eight that's gross and forty six meters.
Speaker 2: So yeah, going up and down four times, that's that's
Speaker 2: that's gross. That's gross. Finally, fun facts good ones today.
Speaker 2: FedEx almost went under back in the seventies. In the
Speaker 2: early years alex is gonna like this one. They had
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars left in the bank. They were a
Speaker 2: brand new startup company. Nobody believed in FedEx. You're gonna
Speaker 2: get stuff there overnight. Stop The bank said, you need
Speaker 2: to pay this thing off twenty four thousand dollars otherwise
Speaker 2: we're closing you down. The only reason FedEx is still
Speaker 2: around the founder took the last five thousand dollars, went
Speaker 2: to Vegas, gambled on blackjack, won twenty seven thousand dollars,
Speaker 2: and kept the company afloats. Book our flight, Alex, this
Speaker 2: is not the future for your finances.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know it.
Speaker 2: Worked out here time today it worked here.
Speaker 1: Please, It's the fuck that to the day we make
Speaker 1: you look smart in front of everybody's it's the fuck
Speaker 1: that to the day