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<v Speaker 1>It's the funk back to the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart here, buddy, it's the back to the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Chili, have you heard from Captain Cash? I don't

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<v Speaker 2>see him in the room. No, what you got news

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<v Speaker 2>for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Why am I the last to hear he just hit him?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, my nose, I don't see.

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<v Speaker 1>I've been calling and uh, I've been calling him and

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<v Speaker 1>he has an answer. He keeps going a voicemail.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you know he's in your and you're motherland and

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<v Speaker 2>he's a he is in Cana. Okay, I'm just talking, man,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna I'm gonna call him a game.

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<v Speaker 1>See if it picks up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, bro, all right, here's some new fun facts for

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<v Speaker 2>you today.

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<v Speaker 1>Tell me if you like.

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<v Speaker 2>These scientists still don't know why we cannot tickle ourselves.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but you never have. You can't tickle yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>I was a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>They were like, yeah, you can't do that yourself because

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<v Speaker 2>you know that it's coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Researchers did a deep dive on it. They still cannot

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<v Speaker 2>figure out why we can't tickle ourselves. Now, there is

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<v Speaker 2>a scientific term for aggressive tickling. It is called gargylisis

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<v Speaker 2>if you haven't tickled your kid till they feed their pants,

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<v Speaker 2>then you're just not even parenting, you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 2>Come on, are you even parenting? Here's another fun fact

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<v Speaker 2>for you today. The average person, this is kind of sad.

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<v Speaker 2>The average person scrolls the height of four Mount Everests

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<v Speaker 2>every year on social media.

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<v Speaker 1>That is fun. That's sad.

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<v Speaker 2>That's sad.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, I want to throw my phone in the ocean.

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<v Speaker 2>That is very Mount Everest this year times the distance

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<v Speaker 2>for a hero Alex to ascend Mount Everest. I mean

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<v Speaker 2>Everest height is eight that's gross and forty six meters.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, going up and down four times, that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>that's gross. That's gross. Finally, fun facts good ones today.

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<v Speaker 2>FedEx almost went under back in the seventies. In the

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<v Speaker 2>early years alex is gonna like this one. They had

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<v Speaker 2>five thousand dollars left in the bank. They were a

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<v Speaker 2>brand new startup company. Nobody believed in FedEx. You're gonna

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<v Speaker 2>get stuff there overnight. Stop The bank said, you need

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<v Speaker 2>to pay this thing off twenty four thousand dollars otherwise

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<v Speaker 2>we're closing you down. The only reason FedEx is still

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<v Speaker 2>around the founder took the last five thousand dollars, went

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<v Speaker 2>to Vegas, gambled on blackjack, won twenty seven thousand dollars,

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<v Speaker 2>and kept the company afloats. Book our flight, Alex, this

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<v Speaker 2>is not the future for your finances.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I know it.

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<v Speaker 2>Worked out here time today it worked here.

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<v Speaker 1>Please, It's the fuck that to the day we make

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<v Speaker 1>you look smart in front of everybody's it's the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>that to the day