Speaker 1: Welcome to Dad's on Day clok parental discussion as advised
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Speaker 2: Can we could definitely. It doesn't count. Now, it doesn't count.
Speaker 2: Now you're too stupid that I feel like the kind
Speaker 2: of guy that would be.
Speaker 3: A sixty six. I forget what I was getting is
Speaker 3: Johnny six?
Speaker 4: I forget what I was doing. I'd get down there
Speaker 4: and be like, what the fuck is smacking me in
Speaker 4: the face? How did we get here?
Speaker 2: Twenty five? Really big oversized clip?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh shit, key wrapping man on the top of
Speaker 4: my head? Huh what what? Hey? Do you remember that
Speaker 4: joke I told you about the chiropractor?
Speaker 2: It didn't crack me out?
Speaker 4: Do you remember it?
Speaker 3: No, I'm sure you're gonna give a crack at it.
Speaker 4: It was like it was it was about a week back.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yeah, they stretching for that one.
Speaker 3: I got me. I like that.
Speaker 4: Welcome to one eighty three.
Speaker 2: Just one eight. We don't need anything else at this point.
Speaker 3: Fuck though, at this point, if you don't know who
Speaker 3: we are, welcome.
Speaker 4: You'll you're gonna soon find out. Don't worry. I'm sure
Speaker 4: we'll say it at some point in the episode.
Speaker 2: I don't know one three were still shouting out taboos.
Speaker 4: Yeah, here for I'm.
Speaker 3: Here for it. We like we like one half of
Speaker 3: that show.
Speaker 4: There were certain.
Speaker 2: Seen one half of that show naked, there were certain attributes.
Speaker 4: Anyway, So how was your guys this week?
Speaker 2: How much is your only fans doom? Can you tell us?
Speaker 4: How was your week?
Speaker 3: You?
Speaker 2: Two guys go because I'm gonna go last, Okay? You
Speaker 2: for my week was pretty good? Yeah, it was going
Speaker 2: in the fourth of July. Well, the only downside is
Speaker 2: I and I told Stone this was coming. Sickness hit
Speaker 2: the house, but only hit one, which is a miracle.
Speaker 2: Which is a miracle, but it sucks that it's the
Speaker 2: small one. No, I knew it was coming, Like she'd
Speaker 2: been weird for a couple of days. So it's so
Speaker 2: I was like, I feel it's coming, and she was
Speaker 2: sleeping better, and you're like the way that used to
Speaker 2: happen with Ellie when she'd sleep all night. You're like, oh, great,
Speaker 2: she's gonna be sick in like three days. And so yeah,
Speaker 2: so my youngest ended up getting strap and uh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So we were waiting for it to hit the our middle,
Speaker 2: my middle my oldest daughter and it never did. But
Speaker 2: dealing with the little one who's a year and a
Speaker 2: half old, she's just she was pretty good today, but man,
Speaker 2: it hit her hard. She she had a hard time.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but yeah, then we had Fourth of July
Speaker 2: and uh fireworks. We did the simple grill and shit
Speaker 2: got in the pool, had some good had some good times.
Speaker 2: I made these. I sampled my family some some new
Speaker 2: recipe of pig shots, and they seem to be a
Speaker 2: big hit. I think the difference that though, is how
Speaker 2: long they took. What I might try to do next
Speaker 2: time is actually cook the bacon a little bit first
Speaker 2: on the smoker by itself where it's still pliable, and
Speaker 2: then wrap it because it took a long time for
Speaker 2: to cook.
Speaker 4: Cook it in the oven first, a little bit late.
Speaker 4: It just lay it flat on a pan cookie, cook
Speaker 4: it in the oven for a little bit first and
Speaker 4: that makes sense, and then put it on wrap it around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 4: But they sent me, sent me a message that you
Speaker 4: were going to do these, and then that you would
Speaker 4: let me know when to sneak over so you could
Speaker 4: throw one at me through the fair.
Speaker 3: I did it. I did it.
Speaker 2: I sent you the picture ship I sent you a
Speaker 2: picture of them. Were they done in the picture? Could
Speaker 2: you tell they were done? They were ready to eat?
Speaker 2: That was your signal? Where if if Summer saw my phone,
Speaker 2: she wouldn't know. Oh how cute he's sending a picture
Speaker 2: to Josh. Where Josh really should have known that this
Speaker 2: is my cue to drive over there? M M okay,
Speaker 2: don't act like you were gonna drive.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe?
Speaker 2: How was the lake? Tell us?
Speaker 4: I didn't go. We stayed home. We actually say we
Speaker 4: watched movies. It was really nice. We watched movies all day.
Speaker 4: I almost blew up my kitchen, which was really cool.
Speaker 4: So I decided to make egg rolls for Thanksgiving. I
Speaker 4: was fucking genius, genius.
Speaker 2: What're you gonna talk about that later?
Speaker 4: Well, I'll talk about how they how they taste later? Okay, yeah,
Speaker 4: how we got there? We I was gonna make a
Speaker 4: Phill Well I made Philly cheese steak egg rolls, and
Speaker 4: pizza egg rolls.
Speaker 2: And which ones are better?
Speaker 4: Uh, we'll talk about that later, but for right now,
Speaker 4: word to word to the whys. You should probably freeze
Speaker 4: your cheese and not put the sauce inside the egg
Speaker 4: roll when you go to dunk it. Into the fucking gravy.
Speaker 4: I can't see it. It's you're holding up a dildod.
Speaker 2: These eggs responsib by steazey gummies.
Speaker 4: I I will tell you I was. I was definitely
Speaker 4: in a cloud when I was eating them and when
Speaker 4: I was cooking them. But I stayed calm when the
Speaker 4: fucking grease started popping and shit started going a little haywire.
Speaker 4: When your son goes, oh fuck in front of everybody,
Speaker 4: you know, HiT's getting real because he didn't even try
Speaker 4: and hide it like it was. The grease was popping
Speaker 4: pretty high. I was maybe a couple seconds away from
Speaker 4: setting something on fire. Oh yeah, yeah, so but we
Speaker 4: we You know, you keep your composure in times like that.
Speaker 4: You don't freak out. You definitely don't throw water on
Speaker 4: it like.
Speaker 3: Some put the lid on, as my kid would say, put.
Speaker 4: The lid on. Yeah yeah, spit on it. Shut the
Speaker 4: never in my life.
Speaker 2: My wife on fourth of July, she made like TBS
Speaker 2: she put on Independence Day and hit it to repeat constantly,
Speaker 2: so it just played all day long, which wasn't a
Speaker 2: that thing because like you come in and out and
Speaker 2: see you basically saw the whole movie all day long. Right, yeah, which.
Speaker 4: I was just about to say, yeah, yeah, I love it,
Speaker 4: and then you know, I almost got into a fight
Speaker 4: with an old man at Walmart. Went to Walmart, was
Speaker 4: walking through Walmart getting a few things, and this guy
Speaker 4: and his wife came in. He's probably seventy something, comes
Speaker 4: in and he's got a dog that has a service
Speaker 4: vest on says service dog on it right. Doesn't look professional,
Speaker 4: doesn't look legit. It just says fucking service dog.
Speaker 2: All you didn't have dog tags? Nope, No, this wasn't
Speaker 2: really in the service was.
Speaker 4: It just said service dog. It was just a patch
Speaker 4: on the side that said service dog. And the dog
Speaker 4: fucking growled at me and showed its teeth. I made
Speaker 4: a remark. He made a remark. I said, it's not
Speaker 4: your best and it's not in your best interester unless
Speaker 4: you have a weapon, I suggest take a step back.
Speaker 4: And his wife grabbed his arm and said, don't do this,
Speaker 4: and honey, and oh, huh, so we've been down this
Speaker 4: road before. Huhbud mm hmm. Made it, made a comment
Speaker 4: about the dog not being a real service dog, and
Speaker 4: just kept walking. But he was feeling a little squirrely,
Speaker 4: So it's just it's a shame man. Like I first off,
Speaker 4: everybody who knows me knows I have a massive pet
Speaker 4: peeve for pieces of ship that bring their fucking animals
Speaker 4: into any grocery store. It's sickening, it's disgusting. You shouldn't
Speaker 4: do it, and it's it's dangerous on so many fucking levels. Right,
Speaker 4: we can go into those.
Speaker 2: There's Chinese people out there, they want your dog them, they.
Speaker 4: Can steal them and listen, like you you have you
Speaker 4: don't have to fucking take your animal everywhere. It is
Speaker 4: not that fucking serious. You can walk in and out
Speaker 4: of a store on your own.
Speaker 3: It's good.
Speaker 4: You're good, You're okay, You're gonna be fine. But this, dude,
Speaker 4: I mean, if you have a dog that is willing
Speaker 4: to show its teeth at somebody and growl at somebody,
Speaker 4: you shouldn't have it in the fucking store. It's you know,
Speaker 4: it's dangerous. I can get behind a grown ass man,
Speaker 4: Oh I absolutely can.
Speaker 2: But it's gotten out of hand. Like you said, like
Speaker 2: people bring correct to the store.
Speaker 3: Correct, Yeah, they just purchased the fucking service dog vest
Speaker 3: from Amazon nowadays.
Speaker 4: This one looks fair.
Speaker 2: Just bring this dog in this one looked.
Speaker 4: This one definitely looked like somebody had sown that patch
Speaker 4: onto a vest of its own. But they're like, before
Speaker 4: I saw that dog, I saw four other people with little,
Speaker 4: you know, tiny fucking pocket dogs sitting in the cart
Speaker 4: next to their food and ship. One lady was carrying
Speaker 4: their little thing around while she was walking around, Like, listen,
Speaker 4: these are animals, people, These are fucking animals. They're unpredictable.
Speaker 4: Sometimes anything can set them off clearly, and so it
Speaker 4: just you know, be smart about this. It's just fucking irritating.
Speaker 4: But other than that, weekend was good. Watch the fireworks.
Speaker 4: The girls ended up. Grayson didn't want to do the fireworks,
Speaker 4: so he stayed home with the dogs to kind of
Speaker 4: keep the dogs company because they hate the fireworks, and
Speaker 4: the girls came out with us. We went around the corner.
Speaker 4: We're not very far from where they light them off.
Speaker 4: So the girls ended up knowing some people that we
Speaker 4: were there with or that showed up in the same
Speaker 4: area because they lived in the area and I didn't
Speaker 4: I didn't know they lived there. So they ended up
Speaker 4: walking to their house and then going up and getting
Speaker 4: on the roof and watching the fireworks from the roof
Speaker 4: from their roof, like I don't know, maybe two hundred
Speaker 4: yards away. And and so they had a great time.
Speaker 4: And yeah, then we came home, relaxed, watched some more movies.
Speaker 4: Was it. It's been a pretty chill weekend. So not
Speaker 4: as eventful as.
Speaker 2: Stone stone Stones recording from a new a new room.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So me and the girlfriend we got a house
Speaker 3: rent holl It is clear across town from the place
Speaker 3: we were living in before, my Grandma's house. It's it's
Speaker 3: it's a fifty two mile round trip if you're to
Speaker 3: go there. I'm back right, twenty six miles.
Speaker 4: Shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's all freeway though, so it's not bad. It's
Speaker 2: like a thirty thirty five minute drive. It's all freeway
Speaker 2: coming to see you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know. I was telling Alista today, I
Speaker 3: was like, hey, if we go to Jordan's, it's now
Speaker 3: a two hour drive. It's not an hour and a
Speaker 3: half anymore. Damn. Yeah. But so we moved on Tuesday.
Speaker 3: Right on Monday, I got promoted and I went into
Speaker 3: the next department above me, and I was told that
Speaker 3: all of my claims were going to go away, and
Speaker 3: I was gonna start fresh, and I was like cool,
Speaker 3: and I I was banking on that. I get in
Speaker 3: there and they're like, cool, You're going to keep you know,
Speaker 3: like a good chunk of your claims, like about about
Speaker 3: a third of it. And then they dropped like forty
Speaker 3: more claims on me, and they were like, hey, make
Speaker 3: sure you have this done by next Friday. And I
Speaker 3: was like, you know, I'm moving right, Like I'm going
Speaker 3: to be gone three days this week, but you know that,
Speaker 3: right they told you? Oh yeah, they told us. Are
Speaker 3: you shitting me? Like? Really? All right? So I'll do
Speaker 3: it Tuesday, fucking my favorite line. On Tuesday, I'm sitting
Speaker 3: there and I'm like, how the fuck I'm gonna move
Speaker 3: this entire goddamn house. I got my first week of
Speaker 3: assignments for my last class to do, and I gotta
Speaker 3: go through forty fucking claims and have it all noted
Speaker 3: so the manager doesn't chew my ass. Okay, all right,
Speaker 3: we can do this. So come Tuesday. Sorry, come Monday night,
Speaker 3: we're getting everything ready to go pack up last minute stuff.
Speaker 3: My dad calls me, and my dad is like basically
Speaker 3: a nomad at this point, he's retired. He ain't doing shit,
Speaker 3: but just traveling with his lady. Right. So he called
Speaker 3: me and he was like, hey, above him in town.
Speaker 3: And I was like, no, shit, what a coincidence. I'm
Speaker 3: actually moving tomorrow. And he was like, oh, like you
Speaker 3: need me to come help. I was like, fuck, yeah,
Speaker 3: come on, let's let's help move. So the next morning,
Speaker 3: we go to the office, we get the keys, we
Speaker 3: had both of our cars loaded up, being my girlfriend,
Speaker 3: and we went to the house, dropped off a whole
Speaker 3: bunch of stuff. She went to her place to get
Speaker 3: her shit packed up and go, and then I went
Speaker 3: back to grandma's house to get stuff. So I told
Speaker 3: my dad I would be there at a certain time,
Speaker 3: and we actually actually started leaving at that time, and
Speaker 3: so I called him and I was like, hey, I'm
Speaker 3: so sorrym gonna be a little bit late, and he
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, no worries, I'm driking my morning coffee.
Speaker 3: And I was like, yeah, sure, we're good. And so
Speaker 3: I get over there pack up the car, right, and
Speaker 3: it's an hour later when this fucker shows up, right,
Speaker 3: and I'm on like a time crunch for that day, right,
Speaker 3: I'm like, we need to get shit done and going
Speaker 3: let's do this, right. So my buddy dropped off a
Speaker 3: trailer at my grandma's house really early in the morning.
Speaker 3: I'm baking on my dad to come with the fucking
Speaker 3: jeep so he can go ahead and pull this fucking
Speaker 3: thing across town. Right. Oh, he comes in and the
Speaker 3: front door is left open, and I was like, please,
Speaker 3: don't fucking walk through that door. Please, don't fucking walk
Speaker 3: through that door. Here fucking comes his goddamn girlfriend. Right,
Speaker 3: And to put into perspective, his girlfriend is a little
Speaker 3: five foot one Filipino lady and doc lay from the Philippines,
Speaker 3: from Manila, right, and.
Speaker 2: I got a bitch, you give me some lumpia.
Speaker 3: I just have such a hard time with this lady
Speaker 3: because everything everything in me is like, you know, she
Speaker 3: seems like daft and snobby. But I'm trying to give
Speaker 3: her the benefit of doubt and maybe you just think
Speaker 3: it's a language barrier.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 3: I found that on Tuesday the hard way. It's she's
Speaker 3: a fucking snob and she's dumb as a box of
Speaker 3: rocks one hundred percent. So there's what happened. She comes
Speaker 3: in and I straight up asked her three times. I
Speaker 3: was like, hey, what are you doing here? Right, just
Speaker 3: very plain she was like, oh, I come to help
Speaker 3: you move. Uh no, that's okay. Me and my dad
Speaker 3: could do it. We're fine. You can go home if
Speaker 3: you want. Well, no, I need to come. I need
Speaker 3: to help move. No, it's okay. Like you really don't
Speaker 3: have to be here. What are you doing here? Like
Speaker 3: you don't have to be here. And she was like,
Speaker 3: your father is wanted in another state. He cannot thrive.
Speaker 3: His license is suspended. And I was like, oh shit,
Speaker 3: that's right, my dad got his license suspended. That's for
Speaker 3: another fucking story. That's for another fucking time. But she
Speaker 3: was like, I have to drive the car. And I
Speaker 3: was like, you're gonna drive the fucking trailer. I'm driving
Speaker 3: a trailer, bab you did not tell me this. And
Speaker 3: I was like what the fuck? I was like, Dad,
Speaker 3: like you have to drive the trailer. She can't fucking
Speaker 3: drive a trailer, clearly, right. And he was like it's okay,
Speaker 3: it's whatever. So we go into Avery's room and we
Speaker 3: start getting stuff together. Right, I pull out these bags,
Speaker 3: these bags for the fucking mattresses, the mattress bags, right,
Speaker 3: nice ones from Amazon. They fucking zip up rain proof,
Speaker 3: and it's gonna start fucking raining right, So, thank fucking god,
Speaker 3: I got it. I learned my lesson the last time.
Speaker 3: And so I'm opening it up and I'm like, okay,
Speaker 3: we're gonna put Avery's bed in this bag and then
Speaker 3: we're gonna start getting her dresser and everything else on
Speaker 3: the trailer. And she's like, why do you have a bag?
Speaker 3: So I can put the mattress in there to put
Speaker 3: you in, But but what do you what do you
Speaker 3: need the bag for? So you put the mattress in
Speaker 3: the bag and it acts as a cover so it
Speaker 3: doesn't get rained on. But I don't understand why do
Speaker 3: you have it in a bag. You put it in
Speaker 3: a bag so it doesn't get rained on and it
Speaker 3: doesn't get dropped in the street and get all dirty
Speaker 3: and gross. I just don't understand why you put mattress
Speaker 3: in the bag. And I was like, yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna start yelling at this bitch at some point today.
Speaker 3: That's exactly the moment where I was like, I'm so
Speaker 3: over you right now. So I was like, have you
Speaker 3: ever moved before, Cecilia? And she was like, I move
Speaker 3: one time. Okay, did you use the mattress bag? I
Speaker 3: movers moved it all farm.
Speaker 4: She moved from the Philippines to hear right, so came
Speaker 4: in a connex so, she tells me.
Speaker 3: She gave me a FedEx package. She I asked her.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, like, how did you move the mattresses? Well,
Speaker 3: the funiture move for people. Put them in bags. Okay,
Speaker 3: that's great, so you use bags too, awesome. I would
Speaker 3: just let us move. This is the first time me
Speaker 3: asking that. Just let us move, right, we get the
Speaker 3: shit we're putting on the trailer. Baby, you're putting it
Speaker 3: on the trailer. Row hing, what how the fuck are
Speaker 3: we putting this thing on the trailer wrong? What are
Speaker 3: you talking about? I'm like, we're putting on the trailer.
Speaker 3: We have all this fucking room on here. You're putting
Speaker 3: it on wrong. That is not how you do it. Okay,
Speaker 3: how about you come out here and you show us. No, okay,
Speaker 3: well how about you let us move please? Second time
Speaker 3: I asked, right, put it and I'm losing my fucking patience.
Speaker 3: Put it on there. We go back inside, We go
Speaker 3: to my room. Right, get all of every stuff on there.
Speaker 3: I have my guitar, all my guitars just played, right,
Speaker 3: She sees it and she goes, wow, that's not a
Speaker 3: lot of guitars. Do you play the guitar? And I
Speaker 3: was like, no, I actually hold him for my neighbor.
Speaker 3: She looks at me like what the fuck are you
Speaker 3: really holding him? Like what is wrong with right? Just
Speaker 3: shoot me this look? And I was like, no, I'm
Speaker 3: just fucking with you. Of course I do play the guitar,
Speaker 3: but do you really play the guitar? Yeah, I played
Speaker 3: the guitar. My dad goes yeah, He'm playing for twenty years.
Speaker 3: And he is irritated and he's sweating, and he's I
Speaker 3: and now realizing that my dad is getting old and
Speaker 3: I can't have him do this anymore, right, And I'm
Speaker 3: feeling and I was like, Okay, what we're gonna do
Speaker 3: is we're gonna break down my bed. It's really easy.
Speaker 3: Couple of screws were fine, These fuck nuggets that put
Speaker 3: my shit together from Walker Furniture, stripped every goddamn screwing,
Speaker 3: every single one of them. Right, I'm pissed, right, I'm fuming.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get this shit done, right, my dad's
Speaker 3: trying to get it done. She is non stop fucking
Speaker 3: yapping at us. You're doing it wrong, baby, it's stripped.
Speaker 3: Don't stop, don't don't take it off, stop it And
Speaker 3: I'm like, how about you just let us please move
Speaker 3: so we can get this done. And this at this
Speaker 3: point I lost my patience, right. I was like, just
Speaker 3: let us move, please, right, and my dad is starting
Speaker 3: to be like, just let me get this fucking screw
Speaker 3: off here, please, right. Try trying as hard as we can,
Speaker 3: and we get it down to an L of a
Speaker 3: mattress frame, right, get it down to an L, and
Speaker 3: this one side is completely stripped. We cannot unscrew it
Speaker 3: all right. And she was like, you're doing it wrong.
Speaker 3: That is not how you do it, and goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: how about you fucking try it. She grabs it and
Speaker 3: I shit, you not puts it in there, doesn't even
Speaker 3: go full rotation, goes I cannot do it and just
Speaker 3: puts it down, and I was like, you stupid fucking cunt.
Speaker 3: What is fucking wrong with you? Jesus Christ? So I
Speaker 3: go over there and I was like, let me try
Speaker 3: it and I get this shit out right as she
Speaker 3: was like you cannot do it, and I was like,
Speaker 3: look at that, Wow, it's got and I stopped and
Speaker 3: I went back because I started realizing I'm fucking popping
Speaker 3: off at her, and I was like, I don't want
Speaker 3: to piss up dab right, So I'm just unscrewing it.
Speaker 3: One screw does not get unscrewed in that thing. And
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, okay, we're just gonna leave it
Speaker 3: and we're just gonna transport it is. It'll be fine.
Speaker 3: So I'm pulling it out, and she was like, hey, ag,
Speaker 3: you need to have someone help you carry that out.
Speaker 3: You're going to break it. As she's watching me drag
Speaker 3: it out, and I was like, I'll think I'll be fine.
Speaker 3: Do you want to help me pick it up?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: What the fuck are you doing here? Why are you here?
Speaker 3: Why are you with my father? Do you have good pussy?
Speaker 3: We don't know about what fuck is this dynamic? I
Speaker 3: don't underfucking stand at all. Right. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: then I guess she's just let me fucking move ha,
Speaker 3: pull it out, get it on the trailer, right, We're
Speaker 3: getting some other stuff to put on the trailer. We
Speaker 3: fill it up. Now comes the racket straps, right, and
Speaker 3: we're gonna strap that bitch down. So Mike, I don't
Speaker 3: know how to do the alligator strap. But my dad's
Speaker 3: trying to teach me and he I was like, how
Speaker 3: do we do this? I don't understand how to do this,
Speaker 3: and so he's trying to teach me. And he did
Speaker 3: one side of it already right, and she was like, babey,
Speaker 3: you did your side wrong. He was like, no, but
Speaker 3: my fucking side is fine. I did it perfect. And
Speaker 3: he comes over and he shows me how to do
Speaker 3: it right. He goes back over and his hook is
Speaker 3: off the trailer and just dangling there, and he exploded
Speaker 3: on this bitch exploded. Think about like if your kid
Speaker 3: went into the engine bay or whatever with your father
Speaker 3: right and had to help, had to hold the fucking
Speaker 3: flashlight and like went off on them, right, and you're
Speaker 3: sitting there going that was me.
Speaker 4: That was me fucking twenty years ago.
Speaker 3: That was me right there. I was like, ah, bitch,
Speaker 3: you're fucking getting there. Oh right, he's going off. What
Speaker 3: the fuck did you do? You stupid mother fucker? Why
Speaker 3: the fuck do you take my fucking hook off the
Speaker 3: goddamn trailer. I was trying to fix it for you.
Speaker 3: You aren't doing shit. You are fucking up everything in here.
Speaker 3: You won't let us fucking move. Get your fucking ass trailer,
Speaker 3: you fucking belong. And I was like, right, she goes
Speaker 3: over there and shuts the fuck up for about five minutes.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that.
Speaker 2: Makes a call. Yeah, this is this Donald Trump. I
Speaker 2: got someone, I.
Speaker 3: Got another one, got another one for you kids. Ain't
Speaker 3: gonna hold her here. Let me tell you, just fucking
Speaker 3: take her right so close enough so we get everything
Speaker 3: ready right now. He brought over the Forerunner. He didn't
Speaker 3: bring over the fucking jeep, which is a big mistake
Speaker 3: because that trailer was sitting halfway up the garage and
Speaker 3: it's a steep ramp on that fucking driveway, so it
Speaker 3: fucking bottomed out. So the boot that's on the trailer
Speaker 3: that pushes it up off the ball, it only goes
Speaker 3: up so far and it just I'm inside grabbing a
Speaker 3: couple of things right Also, mind you, I'm looking for
Speaker 3: the straps. I have these strap harnesses that you put
Speaker 3: on your shoulders and it goes underneath furniture and you
Speaker 3: just lift up with your legs and it's a fucking
Speaker 3: best shit. Ever. I can't find it. I can't find it.
Speaker 3: I'm frankically looking all over for the shit, mind you,
Speaker 3: this bitch grabbed it and threw it in the car
Speaker 3: and did not tell me. I also said audibly towards
Speaker 3: her and my dad three times, I'm trying to find
Speaker 3: the straps. I cannot find them. I'm freaking out, I'm pissed,
Speaker 3: I'm stressed out right, and we're trying to get this
Speaker 3: shit off there, and she's yelling at me and my
Speaker 3: dad that we're gonna fucking fuck up the driveway. Mean
Speaker 3: motherre's this little tiny scratch in the driveway, like who
Speaker 3: gives a shit, right, And my dad literally just tells
Speaker 3: her to shut the fuck up and get the fuck
Speaker 3: back in the car. And she was like, I'm trying
Speaker 3: to help. And I turn around and I was like, Cecilia,
Speaker 3: you need to fucking stop right the fuck now, because
Speaker 3: all you're doing is fucking shit up. Turning back around,
Speaker 3: my dad didn't even beat at n I didn't even
Speaker 3: batanny at all. She gets back in the car, we
Speaker 3: get it off the trailer. He goes off right with
Speaker 3: the four runner. I'm sitting there, I'm frantically for twenty
Speaker 3: minutes searching for the straps. He comes back with his jeep,
Speaker 3: she's not there. I literally was like, where's Cecilia. He
Speaker 3: was like, oh, she's staying home. And I fist bumped
Speaker 3: in the air of like Judd Nelson at the end
Speaker 3: of fucking Breakfast Club and went all right, I just
Speaker 3: got to find these straps and he was like, Oh,
Speaker 3: they're in the car, and I was like, why are
Speaker 3: they in the fucking car and he was like, Cecilia,
Speaker 3: grab them, and I was like, she's not gonna be
Speaker 3: here for the rest of day. We're fine, We get over,
Speaker 3: we get all the shit moved in over the next
Speaker 3: couple of days, and all went well until July fourth,
Speaker 3: when I dropped an edible Jordan gave me, and holy
Speaker 3: shit that I swear to God that half was more
Speaker 3: like fifteen to time. It hit me like a fucking
Speaker 3: ton of bricks and did not let off until I
Speaker 3: was ready to go to sleep. It was like four
Speaker 3: hours of holy fucking half half She's half, dude, It
Speaker 3: was like taking fifteen to twenty. Meanwhile, I'm setting off
Speaker 3: fireworks for my kid. I'm on firewatch duty. Oh my god,
Speaker 3: there's like twenty people around me. Brand new house. Damn.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you that. The finale was great. But yeah,
Speaker 3: that's been my week. We are in the brand new house.
Speaker 3: Everything is going good. But I just had to tell
Speaker 3: that fucking story about my fucking dad's girlfriend. Yeah, that's
Speaker 3: how I found out she's not It's not a language
Speaker 3: problem with her. She's just stupid. She's snobby and she's daft,
Speaker 3: and she's a cunt and I don't like her. I've
Speaker 3: tried to like her over the last i don't know,
Speaker 3: eight years now, and I just cannot like her. Here's
Speaker 3: what it is, Here's what it is. This is the
Speaker 3: last straw. Could not care less if she fucking dropped
Speaker 3: off a bridge, could not care less, all right, sweet?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hey, so I was assaulted by a man the
Speaker 4: other day. Uh yeah, he threw a cup of milk
Speaker 4: in my face.
Speaker 3: Oh dairy, oh dairy. Oh one last thing, this is
Speaker 3: the funniest part, Just kidding, just kidding. So HOLI on
Speaker 3: Jordan's face, like, bitch. We just went through like fucking
Speaker 3: fifteen minutes of this ship.
Speaker 2: No, I was just the dairy joke.
Speaker 3: Yeah, b b, you're perspiring, No ship, we're fucking moving,
Speaker 3: you dumb hunt.
Speaker 4: The next time, I can't see what it is you
Speaker 4: is it your insulin pen.
Speaker 3: It was a clip sandwich back click.
Speaker 4: I yeh, yeah, yep, you want to do that part
Speaker 4: you want to go to you want to go to
Speaker 4: our food review.
Speaker 2: It's up to you, you guys.
Speaker 4: The rundown, well, ye do you guys be shoving the
Speaker 4: doritos in your mouth?
Speaker 2: I got hungry. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: It made watching you eat the doritos made me fucking hungry.
Speaker 4: So I had to grab some of the fucking oots
Speaker 4: deal chips. Oh yeah, So let's go to the next
Speaker 4: one in order, which is so the first thing I
Speaker 4: kind of wanted to do was talk about some current events.
Speaker 4: Is there anything current that you guys kind of have
Speaker 4: on the top of your head that you've been wanting
Speaker 4: to discuss and talk about and shoot the ship a
Speaker 4: little bit about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Diddy trial, dude, jesus.
Speaker 4: Up, how fucking wild.
Speaker 3: Time to be alive.
Speaker 4: Holy, this piece of ship, this piece of ship's gonna
Speaker 4: end up walking with like two years maybe maybe, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, when your client list is that big, you get protected,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's so, it's so funny because when
Speaker 4: you think about it, it makes sense. Eventually, Yeah that
Speaker 4: eventually somebody was going to protect him, right, Like there's
Speaker 4: too many fucking names. He was either going to come
Speaker 4: up dead or yeah, or well you know, suicide right
Speaker 4: or he was or he was just gonna come up
Speaker 4: protected and they were going to get him off. And
Speaker 4: it makes sense that they get him off of the
Speaker 4: major charges like the RICO charge, you know, in the
Speaker 4: trafficking charge and ship and he ends up with maybe
Speaker 4: a couple of years.
Speaker 2: Maybe. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got him on fucking uh prostitutor like a
Speaker 3: soliciting no, no transporting for prostitutions. That what it was.
Speaker 4: That's what they were going to try and get him on.
Speaker 4: I don't think that's the one they got him on, No,
Speaker 4: they did.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they got him on two counts. He faced up
Speaker 3: to twenty years.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I hope they give him the full twenty to be honest,
Speaker 3: because I mean he's a.
Speaker 2: Piece of shit.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's an absolutely piece of piece of ship.
Speaker 4: Oh absolutely. And there's there's no way he wasn't fucking,
Speaker 4: you know, peddling kids. However, you want to look at them,
Speaker 4: they might not have been twelve year olds and ten
Speaker 4: year olds like kids, but they were definitely fucking young
Speaker 4: sixteen year old kids. Fifteen year old kids, which isn't
Speaker 4: really fucking much different.
Speaker 3: Spiking the champagne, you know, making making making women make
Speaker 3: out in the pool and shit, you know.
Speaker 4: He was he was like forcing things on people that
Speaker 4: did that they didn't want to happen. And I mean,
Speaker 4: that's all there is to it. He's a piece of
Speaker 4: fucking shit. He was raping people, he was forcing other
Speaker 4: people to rape people. It's just a fucking like, there's
Speaker 4: too much evidence that that that's out there to dispute it.
Speaker 4: And I don't know how the fuck this guy's gonna
Speaker 4: get away with it, but that's what happens when you
Speaker 4: have that much power.
Speaker 3: So mm hmm facts. Yeah, and then seeing him like
Speaker 3: beat the ship out of his fucking girlfriend kicker camera
Speaker 3: and yeah, and he's in a bath towel. Yeah, like
Speaker 3: he's he's in a fucking bath towel. Was dick about
Speaker 3: to come out. He's one hand holding it, the other
Speaker 3: hand holding the wall and just soccer kicking the ship
Speaker 3: out of her, Like, you know, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: This is how much this is how much money he's
Speaker 2: got and how crazy of an influence he is. Don't
Speaker 2: We'll get this restaerence. When was the last time anybody
Speaker 2: heard anything about ray Rice?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he punched his wife one fucking time, knocked her
Speaker 2: out cold. And you hadn't heard another word about ray
Speaker 2: Rice since I kicked out of the league, hadn't heard
Speaker 2: a fucking peep. Who knows what the fucking guy's doing, right,
Speaker 2: did he? You're just like, yeah, that's the least of
Speaker 2: the charges.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's fucking it's wild. I I actually, I really
Speaker 4: hope that at some point, at some point, I hope
Speaker 4: somebody just fucking kills the piece of ship. But I
Speaker 4: mean that's just me. So you guys got anything else?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want one, whoever, Stone will ask you first.
Speaker 2: So one of the things that's really intrigued me that
Speaker 2: I've been down like these fun conspiracy theory rabbit holes.
Speaker 2: I don't like the dark ones. I don't like the
Speaker 2: stupid shit like I don't need that kind of anxiety
Speaker 2: in my life. I like the fun ones. This one
Speaker 2: has come up, and I'm really curious on your thoughts.
Speaker 2: What the fuck do you think's in Antarctica? That's a
Speaker 2: good question. Do you think their ship there? I think
Speaker 2: they're shit being protected?
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah, a hundred. And what's interesting is the
Speaker 3: fact that they agreed to split up, and I always
Speaker 3: thought that was weird. They equally split up Antarctica, so
Speaker 3: it was no man's land. Why would it be no
Speaker 3: man's land? Why? Why would if you were out to
Speaker 3: conquer the entire world, like all of the empires did
Speaker 3: for hundreds and thousands of years, why didn't you conquer
Speaker 3: that piece of ice?
Speaker 4: Dude, Literally the only piece, it's the only piece of land,
Speaker 4: and it's the only thing that everyone in the world
Speaker 4: agrees upon. All the powers in the world agreed.
Speaker 2: To signed a bill, and that means there's ship there,
Speaker 2: there's something there.
Speaker 4: There was recently, within the last week, there was a
Speaker 4: nineteen year old kid who set out to be the
Speaker 4: only person, first and only person to fly to every continent. Well,
Speaker 4: Antarctica is one of those continents, right, So what he
Speaker 4: did was he landed in Argentina and he had set
Speaker 4: a course for somewhere I can't remember where it was,
Speaker 4: but he he goes and just goes straight to Antarctica
Speaker 4: and they fucking arrest him. I think it was I
Speaker 4: think it.
Speaker 2: Was chilly because because it's a different part, right, because
Speaker 2: there is a part of Antarctica. Yeah, people can go
Speaker 2: to and there's research and scientists like correct, I've known
Speaker 2: somebody that's been there and it was there for a
Speaker 2: year and he landed very small piece.
Speaker 4: Correct, it's a little it's a little island above the
Speaker 4: big island, right, but it's still still technically considered Antarctica. Well,
Speaker 4: he went and landed on that. He claimed that he
Speaker 4: had engine troubles and blah blah blah that he didn't like.
Speaker 4: That was his way around it because they wouldn't let
Speaker 4: him chart the fight plath the flight path to it.
Speaker 4: So that was his way around. Well, now he's fucking
Speaker 4: arrested and he's facing I want to say it was
Speaker 4: Chilean Chilean rules, Uh, it's probably right, and and he
Speaker 4: so he's gonna get fucking tried under their jurisdiction. And
Speaker 4: it's it's a whole it's like a whole mess. And
Speaker 4: but this kid officially has the world record for the
Speaker 4: only person to have flown to every continent. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but it's just it's one of those that
Speaker 2: really intrigues me.
Speaker 4: You know, like there has to be something there that
Speaker 4: I personally, I personally think that some of the world's
Speaker 4: oldest secrets are there. Yes, Yeah, I think that that
Speaker 4: no matter no matter what it is, whether it's land
Speaker 4: that's not ice, whether it's the edge of the fucking world,
Speaker 4: whether there's a hole in the ground that that goes
Speaker 4: to the center of the fucking earth, whatever, whether there's
Speaker 4: a whole other civilization that lives there and we are
Speaker 4: protected from them, or they're they're just telling us, don't
Speaker 4: you dare go here, or we'll kill you, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, whatever the case is, or if it's just.
Speaker 2: The Kong Skull Island vibes exactly.
Speaker 3: If you think about it, it's a great piece of
Speaker 3: land for the reptiles to be because they're called blooded.
Speaker 3: And I love that theory that there's like reptilian aliens
Speaker 3: that live in this planet, or they were here long
Speaker 3: before us and just kind of went underneath and dormant,
Speaker 3: or they or the hollow earth theory where it's not
Speaker 3: actually molten in the middle and there's something else going
Speaker 3: on Congskull Island, Uh, Like they go into that kind
Speaker 3: of portal into the under underneath.
Speaker 4: My gutes, my gut tells me that there is something
Speaker 4: there that is not ice, that there's a world there,
Speaker 4: like a whole nother uh set of land that's that's
Speaker 4: inhabitable that p you know, uh, there is a.
Speaker 2: Why would that many countries be trying to to keep
Speaker 2: people away? You know what I mean? Something crazy?
Speaker 4: Correct? There is something there. Another another part of me says,
Speaker 4: okay that there aren't any there aren't anything. There's nothing there,
Speaker 4: there's no people there or there's no you know, uh
Speaker 4: civilization there, but there is signs of one that used
Speaker 4: to be there, and this is where we're getting technology from.
Speaker 4: This is where that's another theremation from right is that
Speaker 4: they're basically just farming whatever is there, little by little
Speaker 4: to you know, effectively continue the world.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: But yeah, no, I would love, love, love, love to
Speaker 4: know what the truth is about Antarctica before I got.
Speaker 2: It's one of those like one of my tops, like
Speaker 2: if I could know it's it's fact like what it is. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's one of my top ones for sure, top five
Speaker 2: of curiosity. Yeah, you got any think stone?
Speaker 3: One that I was thinking of about, like the pyramids
Speaker 3: was not what we typically think of like in Egypt,
Speaker 3: what do you think is underneath the pyramids in like Mexico, Like.
Speaker 2: Brazil as tech ones. The Mayan sh.
Speaker 3: What's underneath that ship? I had a theory that it
Speaker 3: was some type of like uh giant like space monster
Speaker 3: that like is just because like think of how many
Speaker 3: people they sacrificed on those fucking mounds. Well, I forgot
Speaker 3: they were just feeding up to them.
Speaker 2: The Mayans pyramids were were definitely man made. I don't
Speaker 2: think they were like there, there's a big part of
Speaker 2: me that's like, egypt pyramids are not man made. It's
Speaker 2: just not logistic. But the Mayans ones, they just don't
Speaker 2: seem as extravagant. And maybe that's just because they've been
Speaker 2: buried by Earth for so long. Yeah, but you don't
Speaker 2: how many people have you ever heard talk about that, like, oh,
Speaker 2: the Mayans pyramids are not Mayan built. You don't hear
Speaker 2: it like you do the Egyptian ones. But I like
Speaker 2: the theory of some ancient fucking creature.
Speaker 4: Well, the biggest difference is that you know, people from
Speaker 4: that area are hard working, and they were known to
Speaker 4: be hard workers. You're talking about you're talking about millions
Speaker 4: of Jews building the pyramids were notorious for being lazy fucks,
Speaker 4: Like I ain't gonna build you nothing, and then you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, that's possibly, that's possibly why.
Speaker 1: But.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I never know.
Speaker 4: I think there's something to it though. I think there's
Speaker 4: something to all the pyramids being connected there. There has
Speaker 4: to be a reason why the pyramids show up in
Speaker 4: so many different places across the world in a time
Speaker 4: where supposedly no one had contact with each other, right,
Speaker 4: no one knew about each other, no one, no like,
Speaker 4: no one knew about the other civilizations around the world
Speaker 4: supposedly now except for.
Speaker 2: If the world was all one land mass, like a
Speaker 2: lot of theories say, then it would make sense why
Speaker 2: there were so many period pyramids because exploring but then
Speaker 2: as land shifted, now it's like, holy shit, there's pyramids here,
Speaker 2: there's pyramids there, there's pyramids there. How is this all possible?
Speaker 4: Or another theory is is that the entire civilization was
Speaker 4: coming up at the same time. So at one point
Speaker 4: when these pyramids were put together, everybody was on the
Speaker 4: same path, right, because that's how evolution works, right. Evolution
Speaker 4: is growth, learning, adapting. So if there were humans that
Speaker 4: were created all at the same time across the world,
Speaker 4: then shouldn't they theoretically evolve relatively close to the same
Speaker 4: time in the same way, right, I mean think given
Speaker 4: the environment that they're in a little bit different maybe,
Speaker 4: but overall, I mean that's another theory too, is that
Speaker 4: it's just it's not as it's not as big of
Speaker 4: a coincidence as we think it is. It's just evolution.
Speaker 3: I have a theory myself about the Library of Alexandria
Speaker 3: being burned down.
Speaker 4: Oh that was an inside job for sure.
Speaker 3: I think we went back from the future and like
Speaker 3: somehow caused it to happen, and then they're like, let's
Speaker 3: go in the different arc. I wonder if that's why
Speaker 3: we're in this weird arc that we're on, like we're
Speaker 3: in a movie.
Speaker 4: Maybe maybe maybe, So speaking of I the rest of
Speaker 4: this the rest of this episode is kind of geared
Speaker 4: towards the movies that I've been watching lately. So we
Speaker 4: went to see Jurassic Part or Jurassic World, sorry, the
Speaker 4: New Jurassic World Rebirth, and it got me thinking when
Speaker 4: I was watching this movie, right, two things, One about
Speaker 4: a segment we'll get to a little later, but two,
Speaker 4: I think you would be fucking super cool to be
Speaker 4: able to go back in time to see dinosaurs, right,
Speaker 4: I've made that known before. I think we've talked about
Speaker 4: it on the podcast.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if I had.
Speaker 2: To, I think we said that if you know that,
Speaker 2: you wouldn't die.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and see I would actually be cool with going
Speaker 4: back and getting eaten by a fucking t rex. And
Speaker 4: that made me think, you know what, that's.
Speaker 2: Kind of gonna die.
Speaker 4: I get die, you die from crazy gas, just lose
Speaker 4: a leg, yeah, or the fact that the oxygen was
Speaker 4: so rich it just fucking kills me instantly because my
Speaker 4: body's not used to it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you catch some weird ass virus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But that got me thinking if, like, if you
Speaker 4: if you could choose, right, if you could choose a
Speaker 4: fucking way to die, right, Like, what would be like
Speaker 4: like your top five ways to die? Like for me? Obviously,
Speaker 4: one of the top ones for me would be, like
Speaker 4: it would be to go back in time to see
Speaker 4: the dinosaurs, chill for a little while, and then just
Speaker 4: get eaten by a fucking t rex or whatever.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 3: What if they like just took like you did it
Speaker 3: and they're like, now we're actually not going to kill you.
Speaker 3: We're just gonna severely inconvenience you. We're gonna eat your thumbs.
Speaker 3: You know, just now you're traumatized. You got no thumbs.
Speaker 3: You ain't dead.
Speaker 4: I would leave so many fucking signs for you fools.
Speaker 4: I'd be Oh, I'd be painting the picture in one cave.
Speaker 4: It just be a wall of dicks, just a wall.
Speaker 3: For a good time call, and just put like this
Speaker 3: picture of a tree.
Speaker 4: I would paint my ass. I'd paint my ass, my
Speaker 4: balls and everything, and then I'd back up against the
Speaker 4: wall and leave the imprint. So it was like my ass,
Speaker 4: cheeks and my nutsack.
Speaker 3: You we gotta spin off here, I gotta spin life.
Speaker 2: I gotta spin off here. Neanderthals weren't the first species.
Speaker 2: Don't travel back in time and fuck somebody. They created
Speaker 2: the neander he said, everybody. He sent humans back by
Speaker 2: two thousand years.
Speaker 3: Oh god, Joan, what did you with your time traveling? Well?
Speaker 3: I think I went and sucked a chimp. I don't
Speaker 3: know what that was, but.
Speaker 2: That's where Tarzan came from.
Speaker 4: It's just me in a tree with a ship little monkeys.
Speaker 4: Oh good, because I can start fire.
Speaker 3: You start a fire. Meanwhile, he takes two sticks and goes,
Speaker 3: h shit, I can't do it. Fuck you guys, get
Speaker 3: this in about forty thousand years.
Speaker 2: Gonna be great. They're gonna say it's sixty million, but
Speaker 2: it's really not.
Speaker 3: See that bush right there, if we could light that
Speaker 3: bush up, we'd be stone right now. Oh you want
Speaker 3: to do it stoned ape theory, bam.
Speaker 4: Because you're imagine going back in time to like early
Speaker 4: nineteen hundreds and just like handing out mushrooms to people
Speaker 4: on the street.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine going around with the fucking uh leaf
Speaker 3: flower just loaded with guns.
Speaker 4: To turn Tony style. Yes, the picture is a picture
Speaker 4: of the fucking pyramids of a pharaoh and next to
Speaker 4: him is this.
Speaker 3: Alien looking person.
Speaker 2: It's really a j with the fucking bomb.
Speaker 3: Who's time traveling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going around fucking lit with Ramsey's a second,
Speaker 2: did you hits for Jesus?
Speaker 4: Did you see but did you see Brazil drop their
Speaker 4: big old dick on the world. They released like nine
Speaker 4: hundred accounts of fucking UFOs. Huh uh yeah, look it up, dude.
Speaker 3: Look at Yeah they had that crash back in like
Speaker 3: nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 4: There's like, yeah, there's like nine hundred accounts of fucking
Speaker 4: real world UFOs. There, there's photos documentation sightings.
Speaker 2: There's a count records from Brazil.
Speaker 4: Records of fucking people and stuff. It's it's out there, dude,
Speaker 4: It's kind of fucking it's kind of wild.
Speaker 2: I'm really, I do think as big as the universe is,
Speaker 2: there's got to be a life out there. But man,
Speaker 2: I'm starting to turn on my mind that it's that
Speaker 2: it's actually beings of Earth. This whole time is like
Speaker 2: some crazy, craziest society that lives underwater, and and like
Speaker 2: UFOs are actually coming from the ocean and not from space.
Speaker 4: You know.
Speaker 2: It kind of plays into the Middle Earth theory a
Speaker 2: little bit, like maybe these are the people that are
Speaker 2: the Middle Earth people.
Speaker 4: I mean, I was just about to say Atlantis. Atlantis
Speaker 4: is just the Aquaman theory right there, is there is
Speaker 4: a fucking city that's down there. And I mean they say,
Speaker 4: they say, you know, they hide everything in plain sight. Right,
Speaker 4: We'll look at Star Wars and fucking jar Jar Binks.
Speaker 4: Whereas where's ar jar Binks from under under the ocean?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 4: Aquaman in the ocean, right, little Mermaid. It's all fucking
Speaker 4: out there right in front of our bas guy.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, but I have been kind of twisted
Speaker 2: lately that I think there's a lot of shit that
Speaker 2: actually comes from the Earth that we think is coming
Speaker 2: from off earth.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, probably probably, Oh absolutely.
Speaker 3: Didn't They have a theory that like octopus or squids
Speaker 3: might have been something that crash landed here and came
Speaker 3: on that rock, something like they're not naturally from here.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's something like that.
Speaker 3: I remember that theory. I was like, no shit. And
Speaker 3: then there was also a theory that marijuana was the
Speaker 3: same thing, and I was.
Speaker 4: Like, I don't know about that one, jelly.
Speaker 3: What if marijuana was just intergalactic drugs?
Speaker 4: Maybe it's it's a plant, it's gotta come from this world.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine going too like a different world right,
Speaker 3: and just is like totally different customs, Like instead of
Speaker 3: like alcohol being the most normal thing that's like done
Speaker 3: in like social settings, like, it was like actually weed.
Speaker 3: So you get there, it's just nothing but a smug
Speaker 3: of weed smoke and you're like, whoa, And they're just
Speaker 3: living in an alternate reality from being in that smoke
Speaker 3: twenty four to seven. But oh no, you drink alcohol?
Speaker 3: Shitin you guys?
Speaker 4: Did you guys even bother to think about?
Speaker 3: I did. I Yeah, one of them I head down
Speaker 3: was uh remember Mars attacks as aliens that came, they
Speaker 3: had a little ray guns. But if you die like
Speaker 3: that so quick, just bad.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying, Like everything I want is quick
Speaker 2: and easy, right, Yeah, Like there might be some scary
Speaker 2: like I think that the Titan submersible would have been
Speaker 2: a good way to go, except for you hear the cracks,
Speaker 2: like there's that documentary reality like you hear the like
Speaker 2: you hear a thud, so you're already scared, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: but then you don't know what happens because once it happened,
Speaker 2: you're dead.
Speaker 3: Reaction slower than Yeah, I don't think it's it's kind
Speaker 3: of like a plane crash. It's like same thing, Like
Speaker 3: your reaction time is slower than what's actually happening, and
Speaker 3: so you wouldn't even know. It would just be immediate
Speaker 3: lights out.
Speaker 4: I don't think anybody was on that sub.
Speaker 2: Same Okay, I don't think anybody.
Speaker 4: I think I think what if.
Speaker 3: Those were the what if those were the aliens and
Speaker 3: they were like, we need to die so we can
Speaker 3: go back.
Speaker 4: I think it was a setup. There's no there's no
Speaker 4: way people that smart would be that stupid to get
Speaker 4: on a submarine that was that fucked up with that
Speaker 4: many problems?
Speaker 3: How does this move a dual shot?
Speaker 4: You three? You cannot convince me that there were that
Speaker 4: many warning signs for those people who were supposedly that smart.
Speaker 2: Watch the documentary and they would just get the warning
Speaker 2: signs were all there and they're just ignorant.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't convince me that they're that stupid. I think.
Speaker 2: I think because the uh, the the guy that we
Speaker 2: like watching that's on Expedition Unknown, he's part of this
Speaker 2: uh documentary. Yeah, and he went out on it with
Speaker 2: him uh in a lake, not even an ocean. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And there was all kinds of malfunctions. Nothing was working,
Speaker 2: and he had it out in the ocean in a
Speaker 2: month after that, and there's the guy was like, there's
Speaker 2: no way this could have been fixed by then. There's
Speaker 2: no way. So he's just doing patchwork and just saying
Speaker 2: what it is, and he's like, I wouldn't I would
Speaker 2: never get on that, and I would never wish anybody
Speaker 2: get on that. And this is this is recorded before
Speaker 2: the shit happened.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's wild. I like how you guys chose quick
Speaker 4: and easy. I got minor like shit like getting stolen
Speaker 4: by the Mexican cartel and then trying to escape and
Speaker 4: I end up blowing up the entire compound. About that,
Speaker 4: like it's all it's all like like like fucking action
Speaker 4: movie shit, you know, getting being on a boat, being
Speaker 4: on a boat and the kracking comes and fucking attacks
Speaker 4: the boat, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Then you drown.
Speaker 4: I mean if I'm by the cracking, not if I'm
Speaker 4: eating by the kraken, you know, but like like so
Speaker 4: swallowed by the earth.
Speaker 3: There was a thought to that where I was like,
Speaker 3: what if I ate by like a megaladon, right, I
Speaker 3: didn't even have to chew through me. I just got
Speaker 3: like sucked into the vortex. Yeah, but then you would
Speaker 3: have to drown inside of that animal. The next three
Speaker 3: minutes you're drowning inside the animal like a hardcore Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 3: just that, by the way. But yeah, no, I couldn't
Speaker 3: do it. I couldn't. I had like shark attack on
Speaker 3: my list here, and then I was like, no, I
Speaker 3: can't do that. But what about like thrown into a volcano.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd melt.
Speaker 3: I wonder if that's gotta be pretty fast like you
Speaker 3: just sink right into the molten and like it's so quick, like.
Speaker 4: You or to be like Han Solo where like the
Speaker 4: outside like you get super crispy, you get burnt real fast,
Speaker 4: so your your insides aren't completely gone yet, because you
Speaker 4: build a crust before you die and then you melt.
Speaker 3: It's got to be like a short jump though, because
Speaker 3: if you jumped, that was like hundreds of feet. What
Speaker 3: do you like about it? It's like you.
Speaker 2: Death before you got destroyed by magma.
Speaker 4: Magma, I'd mean fu, that'd be miserable.
Speaker 3: You become a foss What if?
Speaker 2: What if you were able to time travel right here,
Speaker 2: this is the way to die. But everywhere that you
Speaker 2: time traveled, once you got there, you had thirty seconds
Speaker 2: to figure out where you were at because you were
Speaker 2: in a path of death. Like you you show up,
Speaker 2: you show up to like you're not in control of
Speaker 2: where you go to time. You're just like I want
Speaker 2: to time travel to the past. Go and it drops
Speaker 2: you in and you are in the line of sight
Speaker 2: of the jfk assassination. Yeah, like if you know, if
Speaker 2: you don't realize that in thirty second, your brains are done.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying, would you take that risk?
Speaker 3: You just turn around, You just see a stampede.
Speaker 2: Animated nowhere to go?
Speaker 4: Do you guys? Remember quantum leap right where where he
Speaker 4: would go back in time and he would be he
Speaker 4: would turn into it, he would be a real person. Right,
Speaker 4: he would take the consciousness of a real person. I
Speaker 4: was so upset that he never took the consciousness of
Speaker 4: a porn star. He didn't wake up getting railed in
Speaker 4: the fucking ass.
Speaker 2: This movie's not real.
Speaker 4: Could you imagine?
Speaker 3: It's a it's a gig bag gets in the gun
Speaker 3: for the hour and.
Speaker 4: A half and he's stuck. He's just stuck.
Speaker 3: No, I'm miscalculated, pit.
Speaker 4: Roasted, pit roasted, and fucking fuck. Oh, I'd be so
Speaker 4: fucked up. Oh shit, all right, we got ten minutes left.
Speaker 2: Okay, we could do a fast food review. Stn't did
Speaker 2: you bring anything actually earlier?
Speaker 4: Oh okay, alright, let's do this, let's do this. So so, okay,
Speaker 4: I've got ten movies here, all right, I've got ten movies.
Speaker 2: I've been eating the new Doritos. I'm just gonna say
Speaker 2: it right now. Okay, they're okay, they you haven't stopped
Speaker 2: eating them so right, because I'm hungry and they're all
Speaker 2: that's in here, all right, And I stopped now because
Speaker 2: I don't have water. Now I'm out.
Speaker 4: So okay, these are the loaded tacos or whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the new Dorito's loaded taco flavor that won the
Speaker 2: contest or whatever, the three new flavors. It tastes like
Speaker 2: what tacos smell like when you walk in, like that
Speaker 2: heavy chili powder and cooman smell. Okay, So they're okay,
Speaker 2: Like if somebody had them out, great, I would never
Speaker 2: go out of my way to buy these again. Never, No, no,
Speaker 2: would they give them? Would better give them five out
Speaker 2: of ten?
Speaker 4: Would they be better with salt?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Okay, maybe maybe this sounds weird, but if you were
Speaker 2: just to dip them lightly, like a little dip or
Speaker 2: wipe in sour cream, then they might be better. Okay, Okay, anyway,
Speaker 2: you have ten movies, I.
Speaker 4: Have ten movies. All of these movies are at least trilogies, okay,
Speaker 4: and I want you guys to help rank them from
Speaker 4: worst best okay, top ten, top ten yep. Okay, So
Speaker 4: I kept a few out, like Star Wars, Harry Potter,
Speaker 4: Pirates of the Caribbean, right, kept these out, So this
Speaker 4: isn't everyone, This is just ten movies.
Speaker 2: You're trying to stay more true to closer to a trilogy, Nopeka, These.
Speaker 4: Are just ten movies. It's it's the franchise, okay, as
Speaker 4: a whole, oh, franchise. So some of which we have,
Speaker 4: Some of these we haven't heard in a little while.
Speaker 4: Some of them are brand new, right, So you've got
Speaker 4: Jurassic Park has a new one out, Final Destination has
Speaker 4: a new one out, right, The Transformers they just came
Speaker 4: out with a cartoon, a new cartoon movie a year
Speaker 4: or so ago. Right. But then you've got Batman, right,
Speaker 4: a little older hasn't been out in a hot minute.
Speaker 2: So you're gonna encompass all the Batman's.
Speaker 4: Yep, yep, Okay, yep. You've got the Matrix, Halloween, James Bond,
Speaker 4: National Lampoon, Saw, and die Hard.
Speaker 2: Hm hmmm, so we've got d It would have been
Speaker 2: nice to actually have this list text to us, No
Speaker 2: ahead of time. I didn't want to keep looking at them. No,
Speaker 2: not for ranking, like like what I mean is like
Speaker 2: now now, well, Stone already wrote them all down. Stone
Speaker 2: wrote them all down. He's got track of it. I
Speaker 2: feel like in this whole list, National Lampoon's got to
Speaker 2: be probably like.
Speaker 3: Last Yeah, either that or Saw.
Speaker 2: They've got to be. I think Saw holds more relevance.
Speaker 2: The problem is there, you go. So the problem is
Speaker 2: as a franchise.
Speaker 4: As a franchise, right, there's there were good movies and
Speaker 4: bad movies to all of these, right.
Speaker 2: We're ranking these. Shut the fuck up, you give us
Speaker 2: the list. This is Stone, nice, help me you back
Speaker 2: off more so, Stone. Okay, No, the the National Lampoons thing,
Speaker 2: what I was gonna say is there may be better
Speaker 2: more National Lampoon movies than there are Saw movies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: does that make sense? Like I saw one two grade
Speaker 2: three starting to teeter. The rest of U Saw is
Speaker 2: like what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Right? Yeah, you just started murder.
Speaker 2: We're just trying to print money, right, Whereas National Lampoons
Speaker 2: were so spread out. I think one of the worst
Speaker 2: ones is probably the first one, the original vacation. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's like could but you have to think National Lampoons.
Speaker 2: National Lampoons also includes Van Wilder correct, yep, right, Christmas vacation, Right,
Speaker 2: Vegas vacation, Christmas vacation. I'm sure Van Wilder two, like
Speaker 2: straight to DVD whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's tough.
Speaker 2: It's tough. But I do feel like in this list
Speaker 2: of lists that I still think that they're probably at
Speaker 2: the bottom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree with that.
Speaker 2: So National Lampoon's ten. Is there anything that would contend
Speaker 2: with Saw to go at nine? Maybe die Hard? I
Speaker 2: would put die Hard for sure? Can I put die
Speaker 2: Hard back to ten?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is there an eleven?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 2: I don't like die Hard. I never have. It's like
Speaker 2: Indiana Jones, assume me kill me. I don't care. I'm
Speaker 2: just just never into it. I just never got into it. Actually,
Speaker 2: that's not true. I do really like Diehard three, the
Speaker 2: one with Samuel L. Jackson's that's a great one. The
Speaker 2: rest of them just don't do it for me.
Speaker 4: So you want you guys want die Hard at ten?
Speaker 2: No? No, I still go with National Lampoons because I
Speaker 2: think die Hard trying to rank as a place of overall.
Speaker 2: But Diehard would contend at nine for me? Yeah, Diehard, Saw?
Speaker 3: I have to say die Hard and Saw for sure.
Speaker 2: Okay, so we'll go die Hard nine, Saw eight? Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: what's the ees? What's left on the list?
Speaker 3: Got?
Speaker 4: I would argue, you got Jurassic par the Matrix. That's
Speaker 4: up their final destination either.
Speaker 2: Oh, final destination for me would be close to this.
Speaker 2: Were we at eight or seven? You're at seven?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is the or No, this is the
Speaker 3: number six slot.
Speaker 2: No, No, I think this is seven.
Speaker 4: So you got National Diehard Saw. That is what you
Speaker 4: have so far.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm. I would say Final Destination is a good one. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but right there.
Speaker 2: Again, like I'm trying to give it the glory of
Speaker 2: the prestige that it brings, because I'm not a huge
Speaker 2: Final Destination fan, and not even not even the first
Speaker 2: couple just was never into it. Not my thing.
Speaker 4: I heard this pretty good.
Speaker 3: Next, I would say, maybe Transformers.
Speaker 2: We're sitting at six now, Yes, we got Transformers, Jurassic Park, James.
Speaker 4: Bond, Halloween, the Matrix, and Batman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I agree with that. Okay, number five.
Speaker 3: Okay, so now we got let me just mark where
Speaker 3: we're at here. So we got I heard so that lampoon.
Speaker 2: Mmm, number five, So listen list the last five again. Dome,
Speaker 2: James Bond, you.
Speaker 4: Got Jurassic Park, Matrix, Halloween, Halloween, James Bond, and Batman.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it five we probably my vote would
Speaker 2: be probably the Matrix really because now I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it's one of the best movies in the
Speaker 2: entire list, but but it's only one, only one. The
Speaker 2: rest of it is not. It is not worthy to
Speaker 2: be in the top three. I don't think.
Speaker 3: I would say next on the list maybe James Bond.
Speaker 2: That's where I was leading with James Bond. Wow, there's
Speaker 2: a lot that I can scratch off and not give
Speaker 2: a shit about. There's a lot that are great, but
Speaker 2: there's something about it, like it doesn't matter. Is when
Speaker 2: they start a new director and a new actor is
Speaker 2: James Bond, Like it gets me intrigued at least for
Speaker 2: a couple of movies, and then the ones I'm not
Speaker 2: intrigued about when I do see him, I'm like, those
Speaker 2: are great fucking movies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, James, four of those weird ones where like it,
Speaker 4: it doesn't ever matter where they're at. It's just a
Speaker 4: fun it's a fun universe, it's a fun idea. It's
Speaker 4: a fun it's a fun movie. Nine times out of ten.
Speaker 4: It's easy, and it's charismatic. It's alluring, right but yet,
Speaker 4: but yet, when they're not out forget about it.
Speaker 2: Sure, yeah, yeah, true number three.
Speaker 3: So we got Drastic Park, Batman, Halloween left.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Halloween at number three.
Speaker 3: I like that. That's a good answer. Wow. I thought
Speaker 3: that would be towards that as well.
Speaker 4: I thought that would be one or two for you guys.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of weak movies in there.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think maybe Batman and then Jurassic
Speaker 3: But then again, you can make a case for Drastic
Speaker 3: and then Batman number one.
Speaker 2: I think.
Speaker 3: Maybe more towards Batman made number one.
Speaker 2: That's where I'm leaning right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you ask me in a different day, it
Speaker 3: might let's say different.
Speaker 2: Oh that's tough. I don't know. I'm gonna say that's
Speaker 2: where I would lean right now, as I would lean
Speaker 2: number two, Jurassic Park, number one, Batman. I mean, those
Speaker 2: three movies by Christopher Nolan by themselves, could rank up
Speaker 2: against all of these. And then you're talking about then
Speaker 2: you then you add in the other Batman's like we have.
Speaker 2: We've only gotten the one with Pattinson and it was
Speaker 2: I thought it was really good.
Speaker 3: Amazing, Yeah, it was such a good movie.
Speaker 4: I mean, shit, if you wanted to throw in Arkham
Speaker 4: the TV series that was phenomenal.
Speaker 2: Right, but yeah, I think I think Batman takes the
Speaker 2: cake on this one. I think there's ah too much,
Speaker 2: too powerful Jurassic Park. Some of the movies like that,
Speaker 2: even though even though they're still good, like like Jurassic
Speaker 2: Park number three, right, yeah, or yeah two and three,
Speaker 2: like they're good, but you're like, you kind of living
Speaker 2: off the hype of number one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Dressic Park three is kind of like the Grinch
Speaker 3: stole Christmas. If you fell asleep in any part of it,
Speaker 3: you woke up and you were like, h you're yeah,
Speaker 3: you're not going to watch it from here? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what dress Park three is like.
Speaker 4: Agree.
Speaker 2: And and then the newer Jurassic Parks, I feel like
Speaker 2: kind of the same thing you have the first one
Speaker 2: with Chris Pratt that was I thought, really great, and
Speaker 2: then the other ones were just kind of trying to
Speaker 2: live off of that, and you know, they're good, but
Speaker 2: they're not They're nowhere near as good as the first one.
Speaker 2: So I am curious to watch this one. It was
Speaker 2: a good one that you just saw in Dome, so
Speaker 2: I liked it.
Speaker 4: It was the I mean, their main story was a
Speaker 4: little lazy, I think, but not in a way that
Speaker 4: bothered me to never see it again. I'll probably see
Speaker 4: it again, not in theaters. I mean, I'll watch it
Speaker 4: when it comes out, you know.
Speaker 3: But all right, you know what, I'll say this after
Speaker 3: watching so much of Avery, the Jurassic Park series on Netflix,
Speaker 3: like the the Kids Show then kind of like the
Speaker 3: other Kids show.
Speaker 4: Yeah they're good.
Speaker 3: Those are really good.
Speaker 2: I got it good, I do go guy to say
Speaker 2: speaking in Jurassic Park. A couple weeks ago, it was
Speaker 2: on I think it was on like a Friday. Stone
Speaker 2: and I were on the phone and I was outside
Speaker 2: talking to him, and then I come in and I'm
Speaker 2: talking to him and I don't even have the TV
Speaker 2: on that loud. I have it on like a volume
Speaker 2: of twelve, but I have Stone on speaker because I
Speaker 2: couldn't find my AirPod. So we're just talking and all
Speaker 2: of a sudden, in the middle of the conversation, he's like,
Speaker 2: you watching Jurassic Park. And it was a scene where
Speaker 2: the goat comes up on the elevator and I just
Speaker 2: looked up and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 4: That's funny. I like, I like one one was such
Speaker 4: a good movie. Well, the original Jurassic Park was so
Speaker 4: such a good movie. But all right, so this is
Speaker 4: your list from ten to one. You guys got National Lampoon,
Speaker 4: die Hard, saw Final Destination, Transformers, Matrix, James Bond, Halloween,
Speaker 4: Jurassic Park, and Batman. Surprised.
Speaker 3: I think that's a solid list. I think.
Speaker 2: So I was forgetting a couple of them, like around six,
Speaker 2: like I could interchange kind of like.
Speaker 3: Six through eight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, on a given day. I feel like for me,
Speaker 2: ten and nine are going to stay where it's at,
Speaker 2: and I.
Speaker 3: The only what I could switch around would be like
Speaker 3: sawing Diehard, I would probably put die Head.
Speaker 2: I kind of forgot about Final Destination, so I would
Speaker 2: have actually ranked that lower on my own bracket. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like I would have had that at probably eight or nine.
Speaker 4: It was weird because when I was making this list,
Speaker 4: I was like, I actually thought that Final Destination would
Speaker 4: be on the bottom for you guys, and I thought
Speaker 4: National Lampoon would be hot, Like I actually thought they
Speaker 4: would be transposed. I thought National Lampoon would be in
Speaker 4: the seven range and Final Destination would be on the bottom.
Speaker 2: I think the National Lampoons are good movies like, they're
Speaker 2: fun movies.
Speaker 3: They're fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not good movies, but they're iconic. Like Vegas
Speaker 2: Vacation is a garbage ass movie, but yeah, yeah it's
Speaker 2: super fun.
Speaker 3: So the Naked Mindy and seem so. Yeah. They started
Speaker 3: doing like a bunch of like straight to DVD movies.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought about doing American Pye. American Pie was
Speaker 4: another one I thought about putting in here. I thought about.
Speaker 2: Putting I'd have had those listed somewhere around five. Scream,
Speaker 2: I would have had Ship. I would I had Scream
Speaker 2: in the top three.
Speaker 3: I had Scream at three.
Speaker 4: I thought I thought about putting Scream instead of Hot.
Speaker 2: If you had Scream and Halloween, I would have Scream
Speaker 2: ranked higher than Halloween.
Speaker 3: I would too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just as a franchise, they put out better
Speaker 2: movies as a whole. Yeah, yeah, than all the Halloween movies.
Speaker 2: That's that's why llueen four through six or like seven,
Speaker 2: they're all interchangeable.
Speaker 4: But that's why I kept out. That's why I kept
Speaker 4: out certain movies like Nightmare on elm streetet that's Harry Potter,
Speaker 4: Star Wars, those those genres Pirates of the Caribbean. I
Speaker 4: kept those out because I wanted to make this a
Speaker 4: little bit tougher, and I thought this would be a
Speaker 4: tougher list for you guys, but you knocked out of
Speaker 4: the park.
Speaker 2: You who would you put it number one?
Speaker 4: Just to quick gander, I would have had I would
Speaker 4: have had Transformers and Halloween transposed, So Transformers would have
Speaker 4: been my number three. But uh, Batman and Jurassic Park
Speaker 4: it would have been one and two in that order,
Speaker 4: in that way. Yeah, yeah, same way as you guys. Yeah.
Speaker 4: The the only thing, like I said, the only thing
Speaker 4: different for me would have been final destination would have
Speaker 4: been would have been at the bottom.
Speaker 2: Mhm.
Speaker 4: And then I would have moved everything up one h uh.
Speaker 4: And then Transformers and Halloween would have been transposed, so
Speaker 4: Halloween would have been six, Transformers would have been three.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, But that's personal preference, right, That's what's fun about
Speaker 4: these personal preferences.
Speaker 2: Can I ask you guys, one, would raw rather before
Speaker 2: we go?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would you rather have an Audi butthole or in any nose.
Speaker 3: An Audi butthole so I can hold it like a
Speaker 3: hose and just painted fecal Jackson Pollock.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it doesn't say how big it is, right, Like,
Speaker 2: I would rather have an audi butthole than a nose
Speaker 2: that's inside my face looking like Michael Jackson, you know,
Speaker 2: like skeletal.
Speaker 3: How are you gonna get those buggers out?
Speaker 2: Could you imagine?
Speaker 3: Do you have like a booger Scooper?
Speaker 4: Hey, weird conspiracy theory. What if Michael Jackson wasn't molesting kids,
Speaker 4: he was actually trying to save them and it was
Speaker 4: a conspiracy to get him because he was really opening
Speaker 4: up the Neverland Ranch to try and save these kids
Speaker 4: that were getting molested and trafficked by.
Speaker 2: Are you doing like the reverse Peter Pan theory? You
Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, where like there's a big theory
Speaker 2: that Peter Pan. Well, yeah, I mean he was a
Speaker 2: bad guy and the and the pirates are the good guys.
Speaker 4: Yeah, So like he's actually trying to save these kids
Speaker 4: from the industry, from Hollywood and all these big, you know,
Speaker 4: moguls that were trafficking and doing things, and then they
Speaker 4: just made him out to look like a fucking absolute
Speaker 4: lunatic and he, I mean, they were too powerful. They
Speaker 4: couldn't you know, he couldn't defend himself.
Speaker 5: Ship it.
Speaker 2: Thrilling, thrilling, love it Audi, would you say one eighty
Speaker 2: three catch next week?
Speaker 3: That's that's the name of our episode is Audi Butthole.
Speaker 2: You waited, You waited an hour and six seven minutes
Speaker 2: to get that title.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Hey, what do you call an Indian dating site?
Speaker 2: Connect the dots, Connect the dots come again.
Speaker 4: It was
Speaker 2: Basi