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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Dad's on Day clok parental discussion as advised

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<v Speaker 1>mature content. Beyond this point, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Can we could definitely. It doesn't count. Now, it doesn't count.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're too stupid that I feel like the kind

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<v Speaker 2>of guy that would be.

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<v Speaker 3>A sixty six. I forget what I was getting is

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<v Speaker 3>Johnny six?

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<v Speaker 4>I forget what I was doing. I'd get down there

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<v Speaker 4>and be like, what the fuck is smacking me in

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<v Speaker 4>the face? How did we get here?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty five? Really big oversized clip?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, oh shit, key wrapping man on the top of

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<v Speaker 4>my head? Huh what what? Hey? Do you remember that

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<v Speaker 4>joke I told you about the chiropractor?

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<v Speaker 2>It didn't crack me out?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you remember it?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I'm sure you're gonna give a crack at it.

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<v Speaker 4>It was like it was it was about a week back.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, they stretching for that one.

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<v Speaker 3>I got me. I like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to one eighty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Just one eight. We don't need anything else at this point.

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<v Speaker 3>Fuck though, at this point, if you don't know who

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<v Speaker 3>we are, welcome.

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<v Speaker 4>You'll you're gonna soon find out. Don't worry. I'm sure

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<v Speaker 4>we'll say it at some point in the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know one three were still shouting out taboos.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, here for I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Here for it. We like we like one half of

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<v Speaker 3>that show.

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<v Speaker 4>There were certain.

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<v Speaker 2>Seen one half of that show naked, there were certain attributes.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, So how was your guys this week?

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<v Speaker 2>How much is your only fans doom? Can you tell us?

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<v Speaker 4>How was your week?

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<v Speaker 3>You?

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<v Speaker 2>Two guys go because I'm gonna go last, Okay? You

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<v Speaker 2>for my week was pretty good? Yeah, it was going

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<v Speaker 2>in the fourth of July. Well, the only downside is

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<v Speaker 2>I and I told Stone this was coming. Sickness hit

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<v Speaker 2>the house, but only hit one, which is a miracle.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is a miracle, but it sucks that it's the

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<v Speaker 2>small one. No, I knew it was coming, Like she'd

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<v Speaker 2>been weird for a couple of days. So it's so

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, I feel it's coming, and she was

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping better, and you're like the way that used to

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<v Speaker 2>happen with Ellie when she'd sleep all night. You're like, oh, great,

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<v Speaker 2>she's gonna be sick in like three days. And so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so my youngest ended up getting strap and uh yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So we were waiting for it to hit the our middle,

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<v Speaker 2>my middle my oldest daughter and it never did. But

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<v Speaker 2>dealing with the little one who's a year and a

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<v Speaker 2>half old, she's just she was pretty good today, but man,

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<v Speaker 2>it hit her hard. She she had a hard time.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, but yeah, then we had Fourth of July

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<v Speaker 2>and uh fireworks. We did the simple grill and shit

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<v Speaker 2>got in the pool, had some good had some good times.

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<v Speaker 2>I made these. I sampled my family some some new

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<v Speaker 2>recipe of pig shots, and they seem to be a

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<v Speaker 2>big hit. I think the difference that though, is how

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<v Speaker 2>long they took. What I might try to do next

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<v Speaker 2>time is actually cook the bacon a little bit first

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<v Speaker 2>on the smoker by itself where it's still pliable, and

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<v Speaker 2>then wrap it because it took a long time for

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<v Speaker 2>to cook.

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<v Speaker 4>Cook it in the oven first, a little bit late.

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<v Speaker 4>It just lay it flat on a pan cookie, cook

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<v Speaker 4>it in the oven for a little bit first and

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<v Speaker 4>that makes sense, and then put it on wrap it around.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that makes sense.

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<v Speaker 4>But they sent me, sent me a message that you

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<v Speaker 4>were going to do these, and then that you would

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<v Speaker 4>let me know when to sneak over so you could

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<v Speaker 4>throw one at me through the fair.

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<v Speaker 3>I did it. I did it.

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<v Speaker 2>I sent you the picture ship I sent you a

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<v Speaker 2>picture of them. Were they done in the picture? Could

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<v Speaker 2>you tell they were done? They were ready to eat?

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<v Speaker 2>That was your signal? Where if if Summer saw my phone,

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<v Speaker 2>she wouldn't know. Oh how cute he's sending a picture

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<v Speaker 2>to Josh. Where Josh really should have known that this

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<v Speaker 2>is my cue to drive over there? M M okay,

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<v Speaker 2>don't act like you were gonna drive.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe maybe?

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<v Speaker 2>How was the lake? Tell us?

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't go. We stayed home. We actually say we

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<v Speaker 4>watched movies. It was really nice. We watched movies all day.

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<v Speaker 4>I almost blew up my kitchen, which was really cool.

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<v Speaker 4>So I decided to make egg rolls for Thanksgiving. I

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<v Speaker 4>was fucking genius, genius.

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<v Speaker 2>What're you gonna talk about that later?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I'll talk about how they how they taste later? Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>how we got there? We I was gonna make a

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<v Speaker 4>Phill Well I made Philly cheese steak egg rolls, and

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<v Speaker 4>pizza egg rolls.

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<v Speaker 2>And which ones are better?

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<v Speaker 4>Uh, we'll talk about that later, but for right now,

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<v Speaker 4>word to word to the whys. You should probably freeze

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<v Speaker 4>your cheese and not put the sauce inside the egg

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<v Speaker 4>roll when you go to dunk it. Into the fucking gravy.

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<v Speaker 4>I can't see it. It's you're holding up a dildod.

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<v Speaker 2>These eggs responsib by steazey gummies.

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<v Speaker 4>I I will tell you I was. I was definitely

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<v Speaker 4>in a cloud when I was eating them and when

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<v Speaker 4>I was cooking them. But I stayed calm when the

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<v Speaker 4>fucking grease started popping and shit started going a little haywire.

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<v Speaker 4>When your son goes, oh fuck in front of everybody,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, HiT's getting real because he didn't even try

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<v Speaker 4>and hide it like it was. The grease was popping

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<v Speaker 4>pretty high. I was maybe a couple seconds away from

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<v Speaker 4>setting something on fire. Oh yeah, yeah, so but we

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<v Speaker 4>we You know, you keep your composure in times like that.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't freak out. You definitely don't throw water on

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<v Speaker 3>Some put the lid on, as my kid would say, put.

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<v Speaker 4>The lid on. Yeah yeah, spit on it. Shut the

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<v Speaker 4>never in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>My wife on fourth of July, she made like TBS

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<v Speaker 2>she put on Independence Day and hit it to repeat constantly,

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<v Speaker 2>so it just played all day long, which wasn't a

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<v Speaker 2>that thing because like you come in and out and

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<v Speaker 2>see you basically saw the whole movie all day long. Right, yeah, which.

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<v Speaker 4>I was just about to say, yeah, yeah, I love it,

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<v Speaker 4>and then you know, I almost got into a fight

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<v Speaker 4>with an old man at Walmart. Went to Walmart, was

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<v Speaker 4>walking through Walmart getting a few things, and this guy

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<v Speaker 4>and his wife came in. He's probably seventy something, comes

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<v Speaker 4>in and he's got a dog that has a service

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<v Speaker 4>vest on says service dog on it right. Doesn't look professional,

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<v Speaker 4>doesn't look legit. It just says fucking service dog.

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<v Speaker 2>All you didn't have dog tags? Nope, No, this wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>really in the service was.

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<v Speaker 4>It just said service dog. It was just a patch

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<v Speaker 4>on the side that said service dog. And the dog

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<v Speaker 4>fucking growled at me and showed its teeth. I made

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<v Speaker 4>a remark. He made a remark. I said, it's not

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<v Speaker 4>your best and it's not in your best interester unless

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<v Speaker 4>you have a weapon, I suggest take a step back.

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<v Speaker 4>And his wife grabbed his arm and said, don't do this,

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<v Speaker 4>and honey, and oh, huh, so we've been down this

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<v Speaker 4>road before. Huhbud mm hmm. Made it, made a comment

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<v Speaker 4>about the dog not being a real service dog, and

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<v Speaker 4>just kept walking. But he was feeling a little squirrely,

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<v Speaker 4>So it's just it's a shame man. Like I first off,

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<v Speaker 4>everybody who knows me knows I have a massive pet

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<v Speaker 4>peeve for pieces of ship that bring their fucking animals

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<v Speaker 4>into any grocery store. It's sickening, it's disgusting. You shouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>do it, and it's it's dangerous on so many fucking levels. Right,

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<v Speaker 4>we can go into those.

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<v Speaker 2>There's Chinese people out there, they want your dog them, they.

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<v Speaker 4>Can steal them and listen, like you you have you

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<v Speaker 4>don't have to fucking take your animal everywhere. It is

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<v Speaker 4>not that fucking serious. You can walk in and out

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<v Speaker 4>of a store on your own.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good.

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<v Speaker 4>You're good, You're okay, You're gonna be fine. But this, dude,

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, if you have a dog that is willing

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<v Speaker 4>to show its teeth at somebody and growl at somebody,

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<v Speaker 4>you shouldn't have it in the fucking store. It's you know,

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<v Speaker 4>it's dangerous. I can get behind a grown ass man,

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<v Speaker 4>Oh I absolutely can.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's gotten out of hand. Like you said, like

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<v Speaker 2>people bring correct to the store.

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<v Speaker 3>Correct, Yeah, they just purchased the fucking service dog vest

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<v Speaker 3>from Amazon nowadays.

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<v Speaker 4>This one looks fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Just bring this dog in this one looked.

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<v Speaker 4>This one definitely looked like somebody had sown that patch

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<v Speaker 4>onto a vest of its own. But they're like, before

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<v Speaker 4>I saw that dog, I saw four other people with little,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, tiny fucking pocket dogs sitting in the cart

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<v Speaker 4>next to their food and ship. One lady was carrying

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<v Speaker 4>their little thing around while she was walking around, Like, listen,

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<v Speaker 4>these are animals, people, These are fucking animals. They're unpredictable.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes anything can set them off clearly, and so it

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<v Speaker 4>just you know, be smart about this. It's just fucking irritating.

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<v Speaker 4>But other than that, weekend was good. Watch the fireworks.

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<v Speaker 4>The girls ended up. Grayson didn't want to do the fireworks,

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<v Speaker 4>so he stayed home with the dogs to kind of

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<v Speaker 4>keep the dogs company because they hate the fireworks, and

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<v Speaker 4>the girls came out with us. We went around the corner.

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<v Speaker 4>We're not very far from where they light them off.

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<v Speaker 4>So the girls ended up knowing some people that we

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<v Speaker 4>were there with or that showed up in the same

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't know they lived there. So they ended up

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<v Speaker 4>walking to their house and then going up and getting

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<v Speaker 4>on the roof and watching the fireworks from the roof

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<v Speaker 4>from their roof, like I don't know, maybe two hundred

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<v Speaker 4>yards away. And and so they had a great time.

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah, then we came home, relaxed, watched some more movies.

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<v Speaker 4>Was it. It's been a pretty chill weekend. So not

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<v Speaker 4>as eventful as.

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<v Speaker 2>Stone stone Stones recording from a new a new room.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So me and the girlfriend we got a house

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<v Speaker 3>rent holl It is clear across town from the place

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<v Speaker 3>we were living in before, my Grandma's house. It's it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's a fifty two mile round trip if you're to

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<v Speaker 3>go there. I'm back right, twenty six miles.

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<v Speaker 4>Shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's all freeway though, so it's not bad. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like a thirty thirty five minute drive. It's all freeway

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<v Speaker 2>coming to see you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I know. I was telling Alista today, I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, hey, if we go to Jordan's, it's now

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<v Speaker 3>a two hour drive. It's not an hour and a

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<v Speaker 3>half anymore. Damn. Yeah. But so we moved on Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 3>Right on Monday, I got promoted and I went into

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<v Speaker 3>the next department above me, and I was told that

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<v Speaker 3>all of my claims were going to go away, and

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<v Speaker 3>I was gonna start fresh, and I was like cool,

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<v Speaker 3>there and they're like, cool, You're going to keep you know,

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<v Speaker 3>a third of it. And then they dropped like forty

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<v Speaker 3>more claims on me, and they were like, hey, make

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<v Speaker 3>sure you have this done by next Friday. And I

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<v Speaker 3>to be gone three days this week, but you know that,

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<v Speaker 3>right they told you? Oh yeah, they told us. Are

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<v Speaker 3>you shitting me? Like? Really? All right? So I'll do

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<v Speaker 3>it Tuesday, fucking my favorite line. On Tuesday, I'm sitting

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<v Speaker 3>there and I'm like, how the fuck I'm gonna move

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<v Speaker 3>this entire goddamn house. I got my first week of

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<v Speaker 3>assignments for my last class to do, and I gotta

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<v Speaker 3>go through forty fucking claims and have it all noted

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<v Speaker 3>so the manager doesn't chew my ass. Okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 3>we can do this. So come Tuesday. Sorry, come Monday night,

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<v Speaker 3>we're getting everything ready to go pack up last minute stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad calls me, and my dad is like basically

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<v Speaker 3>a nomad at this point, he's retired. He ain't doing shit,

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<v Speaker 3>but just traveling with his lady. Right. So he called

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<v Speaker 3>me and he was like, hey, above him in town.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, no, shit, what a coincidence. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>actually moving tomorrow. And he was like, oh, like you

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<v Speaker 3>need me to come help. I was like, fuck, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>come on, let's let's help move. So the next morning,

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<v Speaker 3>we go to the office, we get the keys, we

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<v Speaker 3>had both of our cars loaded up, being my girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 3>and we went to the house, dropped off a whole

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<v Speaker 3>bunch of stuff. She went to her place to get

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<v Speaker 3>her shit packed up and go, and then I went

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<v Speaker 3>back to grandma's house to get stuff. So I told

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<v Speaker 3>my dad I would be there at a certain time,

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<v Speaker 3>and we actually actually started leaving at that time, and

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<v Speaker 3>so I called him and I was like, hey, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>so sorrym gonna be a little bit late, and he

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<v Speaker 3>was like, yeah, no worries, I'm driking my morning coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>And I was like, yeah, sure, we're good. And so

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<v Speaker 3>I get over there pack up the car, right, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's an hour later when this fucker shows up, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'm on like a time crunch for that day, right,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, we need to get shit done and going

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<v Speaker 3>let's do this, right. So my buddy dropped off a

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<v Speaker 3>trailer at my grandma's house really early in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm baking on my dad to come with the fucking

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<v Speaker 3>jeep so he can go ahead and pull this fucking

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<v Speaker 3>thing across town. Right. Oh, he comes in and the

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<v Speaker 3>front door is left open, and I was like, please,

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<v Speaker 3>don't fucking walk through that door. Please, don't fucking walk

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<v Speaker 3>through that door. Here fucking comes his goddamn girlfriend. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>And to put into perspective, his girlfriend is a little

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<v Speaker 3>five foot one Filipino lady and doc lay from the Philippines,

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<v Speaker 3>from Manila, right, and.

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<v Speaker 2>I got a bitch, you give me some lumpia.

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<v Speaker 3>I just have such a hard time with this lady

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<v Speaker 3>because everything everything in me is like, you know, she

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<v Speaker 3>seems like daft and snobby. But I'm trying to give

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<v Speaker 3>her the benefit of doubt and maybe you just think

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<v Speaker 4>No.

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<v Speaker 3>I found that on Tuesday the hard way. It's she's

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<v Speaker 3>a fucking snob and she's dumb as a box of

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<v Speaker 3>rocks one hundred percent. So there's what happened. She comes

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<v Speaker 3>in and I straight up asked her three times. I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, hey, what are you doing here? Right, just

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<v Speaker 3>very plain she was like, oh, I come to help

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<v Speaker 3>you move. Uh no, that's okay. Me and my dad

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<v Speaker 3>could do it. We're fine. You can go home if

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<v Speaker 3>you want. Well, no, I need to come. I need

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<v Speaker 3>to help move. No, it's okay. Like you really don't

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<v Speaker 3>have to be here. What are you doing here? Like

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<v Speaker 3>you don't have to be here. And she was like,

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<v Speaker 3>your father is wanted in another state. He cannot thrive.

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<v Speaker 3>His license is suspended. And I was like, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 3>that's right, my dad got his license suspended. That's for

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<v Speaker 3>another fucking story. That's for another fucking time. But she

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I have to drive the car. And I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, you're gonna drive the fucking trailer. I'm driving

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<v Speaker 3>a trailer, bab you did not tell me this. And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like what the fuck? I was like, Dad,

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<v Speaker 3>like you have to drive the trailer. She can't fucking

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<v Speaker 3>drive a trailer, clearly, right. And he was like it's okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it's whatever. So we go into Avery's room and we

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<v Speaker 3>start getting stuff together. Right, I pull out these bags,

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<v Speaker 3>these bags for the fucking mattresses, the mattress bags, right,

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<v Speaker 3>nice ones from Amazon. They fucking zip up rain proof,

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<v Speaker 3>and it's gonna start fucking raining right, So, thank fucking god,

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<v Speaker 3>I got it. I learned my lesson the last time.

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<v Speaker 3>And so I'm opening it up and I'm like, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna put Avery's bed in this bag and then

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna start getting her dresser and everything else on

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<v Speaker 3>the trailer. And she's like, why do you have a bag?

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<v Speaker 3>So I can put the mattress in there to put

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<v Speaker 3>you in, But but what do you what do you

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<v Speaker 3>need the bag for? So you put the mattress in

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<v Speaker 3>the bag and it acts as a cover so it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't get rained on. But I don't understand why do

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<v Speaker 3>you have it in a bag. You put it in

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<v Speaker 3>a bag so it doesn't get rained on and it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't get dropped in the street and get all dirty

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<v Speaker 3>and gross. I just don't understand why you put mattress

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<v Speaker 3>in the bag. And I was like, yeah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna start yelling at this bitch at some point today.

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<v Speaker 3>That's exactly the moment where I was like, I'm so

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<v Speaker 3>over you right now. So I was like, have you

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<v Speaker 3>ever moved before, Cecilia? And she was like, I move

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<v Speaker 3>one time. Okay, did you use the mattress bag? I

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<v Speaker 3>movers moved it all farm.

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<v Speaker 4>She moved from the Philippines to hear right, so came

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<v Speaker 4>in a connex so, she tells me.

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<v Speaker 3>She gave me a FedEx package. She I asked her.

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, oh, like, how did you move the mattresses? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>the funiture move for people. Put them in bags. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>that's great, so you use bags too, awesome. I would

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<v Speaker 3>just let us move. This is the first time me

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<v Speaker 3>asking that. Just let us move, right, we get the

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<v Speaker 3>shit we're putting on the trailer. Baby, you're putting it

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<v Speaker 3>on the trailer. Row hing, what how the fuck are

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<v Speaker 3>we putting this thing on the trailer wrong? What are

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<v Speaker 3>you talking about? I'm like, we're putting on the trailer.

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<v Speaker 3>We have all this fucking room on here. You're putting

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<v Speaker 3>it on wrong. That is not how you do it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>how about you come out here and you show us. No, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>well how about you let us move please? Second time

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<v Speaker 3>I asked, right, put it and I'm losing my fucking patience.

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<v Speaker 3>Put it on there. We go back inside, We go

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<v Speaker 3>to my room. Right, get all of every stuff on there.

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<v Speaker 3>I have my guitar, all my guitars just played, right,

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<v Speaker 3>She sees it and she goes, wow, that's not a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of guitars. Do you play the guitar? And I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, no, I actually hold him for my neighbor.

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<v Speaker 3>She looks at me like what the fuck are you

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<v Speaker 3>really holding him? Like what is wrong with right? Just

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<v Speaker 3>shoot me this look? And I was like, no, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just fucking with you. Of course I do play the guitar,

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<v Speaker 3>but do you really play the guitar? Yeah, I played

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<v Speaker 3>the guitar. My dad goes yeah, He'm playing for twenty years.

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<v Speaker 3>And he is irritated and he's sweating, and he's I

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<v Speaker 3>and now realizing that my dad is getting old and

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<v Speaker 3>I can't have him do this anymore, right, And I'm

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<v Speaker 3>feeling and I was like, Okay, what we're gonna do

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<v Speaker 3>is we're gonna break down my bed. It's really easy.

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<v Speaker 3>Couple of screws were fine, These fuck nuggets that put

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<v Speaker 3>my shit together from Walker Furniture, stripped every goddamn screwing,

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<v Speaker 3>every single one of them. Right, I'm pissed, right, I'm fuming.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm trying to get this shit done, right, my dad's

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<v Speaker 3>trying to get it done. She is non stop fucking

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<v Speaker 3>yapping at us. You're doing it wrong, baby, it's stripped.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't stop, don't don't take it off, stop it And

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, how about you just let us please move

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<v Speaker 3>so we can get this done. And this at this

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<v Speaker 3>point I lost my patience, right. I was like, just

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<v Speaker 3>let us move, please, right, and my dad is starting

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<v Speaker 3>to be like, just let me get this fucking screw

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<v Speaker 3>off here, please, right. Try trying as hard as we can,

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<v Speaker 3>and we get it down to an L of a

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<v Speaker 3>mattress frame, right, get it down to an L, and

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<v Speaker 3>this one side is completely stripped. We cannot unscrew it

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<v Speaker 3>all right. And she was like, you're doing it wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>That is not how you do it, and goes, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>how about you fucking try it. She grabs it and

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<v Speaker 3>I shit, you not puts it in there, doesn't even

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<v Speaker 3>go full rotation, goes I cannot do it and just

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<v Speaker 3>puts it down, and I was like, you stupid fucking cunt.

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<v Speaker 3>What is fucking wrong with you? Jesus Christ? So I

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<v Speaker 3>go over there and I was like, let me try

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<v Speaker 3>it and I get this shit out right as she

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<v Speaker 3>was like you cannot do it, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>look at that, Wow, it's got and I stopped and

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<v Speaker 3>I went back because I started realizing I'm fucking popping

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<v Speaker 3>off at her, and I was like, I don't want

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<v Speaker 3>to piss up dab right, So I'm just unscrewing it.

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<v Speaker 3>One screw does not get unscrewed in that thing. And

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<v Speaker 3>I was like, fuck, okay, we're just gonna leave it

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<v Speaker 3>and we're just gonna transport it is. It'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm pulling it out, and she was like, hey, ag,

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<v Speaker 3>you need to have someone help you carry that out.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going to break it. As she's watching me drag

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<v Speaker 3>it out, and I was like, I'll think I'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you want to help me pick it up?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>What the fuck are you doing here? Why are you here?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you with my father? Do you have good pussy?

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<v Speaker 3>We don't know about what fuck is this dynamic? I

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<v Speaker 3>don't underfucking stand at all. Right. I was like, well,

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<v Speaker 3>then I guess she's just let me fucking move ha,

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<v Speaker 3>pull it out, get it on the trailer, right, We're

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<v Speaker 3>getting some other stuff to put on the trailer. We

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<v Speaker 3>fill it up. Now comes the racket straps, right, and

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<v Speaker 3>we're gonna strap that bitch down. So Mike, I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know how to do the alligator strap. But my dad's

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<v Speaker 3>trying to teach me and he I was like, how

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<v Speaker 3>do we do this? I don't understand how to do this,

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<v Speaker 3>and so he's trying to teach me. And he did

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<v Speaker 3>one side of it already right, and she was like, babey,

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<v Speaker 3>you did your side wrong. He was like, no, but

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<v Speaker 3>my fucking side is fine. I did it perfect. And

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<v Speaker 3>he comes over and he shows me how to do

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<v Speaker 3>it right. He goes back over and his hook is

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<v Speaker 3>off the trailer and just dangling there, and he exploded

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<v Speaker 3>on this bitch exploded. Think about like if your kid

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<v Speaker 3>went into the engine bay or whatever with your father

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<v Speaker 3>right and had to help, had to hold the fucking

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<v Speaker 3>flashlight and like went off on them, right, and you're

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<v Speaker 3>sitting there going that was me.

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<v Speaker 4>That was me fucking twenty years ago.

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<v Speaker 3>That was me right there. I was like, ah, bitch,

419
00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:13.759
<v Speaker 3>you're fucking getting there. Oh right, he's going off. What

420
00:21:13.799 --> 00:21:16.079
<v Speaker 3>the fuck did you do? You stupid mother fucker? Why

421
00:21:16.119 --> 00:21:17.559
<v Speaker 3>the fuck do you take my fucking hook off the

422
00:21:17.599 --> 00:21:19.640
<v Speaker 3>goddamn trailer. I was trying to fix it for you.

423
00:21:19.640 --> 00:21:22.079
<v Speaker 3>You aren't doing shit. You are fucking up everything in here.

424
00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:25.359
<v Speaker 3>You won't let us fucking move. Get your fucking ass trailer,

425
00:21:25.720 --> 00:21:31.920
<v Speaker 3>you fucking belong. And I was like, right, she goes

426
00:21:31.920 --> 00:21:34.920
<v Speaker 3>over there and shuts the fuck up for about five minutes.

427
00:21:35.559 --> 00:21:36.480
<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, that.

428
00:21:36.559 --> 00:21:40.000
<v Speaker 2>Makes a call. Yeah, this is this Donald Trump. I

429
00:21:40.039 --> 00:21:40.799
<v Speaker 2>got someone, I.

430
00:21:40.759 --> 00:21:43.839
<v Speaker 3>Got another one, got another one for you kids. Ain't

431
00:21:43.839 --> 00:21:45.680
<v Speaker 3>gonna hold her here. Let me tell you, just fucking

432
00:21:45.720 --> 00:21:51.119
<v Speaker 3>take her right so close enough so we get everything

433
00:21:51.160 --> 00:21:54.039
<v Speaker 3>ready right now. He brought over the Forerunner. He didn't

434
00:21:54.079 --> 00:21:57.359
<v Speaker 3>bring over the fucking jeep, which is a big mistake

435
00:21:57.880 --> 00:22:00.960
<v Speaker 3>because that trailer was sitting halfway up the garage and

436
00:22:01.000 --> 00:22:04.359
<v Speaker 3>it's a steep ramp on that fucking driveway, so it

437
00:22:04.440 --> 00:22:09.559
<v Speaker 3>fucking bottomed out. So the boot that's on the trailer

438
00:22:09.599 --> 00:22:12.319
<v Speaker 3>that pushes it up off the ball, it only goes

439
00:22:12.440 --> 00:22:16.160
<v Speaker 3>up so far and it just I'm inside grabbing a

440
00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:18.759
<v Speaker 3>couple of things right Also, mind you, I'm looking for

441
00:22:18.799 --> 00:22:21.599
<v Speaker 3>the straps. I have these strap harnesses that you put

442
00:22:21.640 --> 00:22:23.559
<v Speaker 3>on your shoulders and it goes underneath furniture and you

443
00:22:23.599 --> 00:22:25.839
<v Speaker 3>just lift up with your legs and it's a fucking

444
00:22:25.839 --> 00:22:29.160
<v Speaker 3>best shit. Ever. I can't find it. I can't find it.

445
00:22:29.200 --> 00:22:31.960
<v Speaker 3>I'm frankically looking all over for the shit, mind you,

446
00:22:32.000 --> 00:22:33.640
<v Speaker 3>this bitch grabbed it and threw it in the car

447
00:22:33.680 --> 00:22:37.400
<v Speaker 3>and did not tell me. I also said audibly towards

448
00:22:37.440 --> 00:22:40.079
<v Speaker 3>her and my dad three times, I'm trying to find

449
00:22:40.119 --> 00:22:46.799
<v Speaker 3>the straps. I cannot find them. I'm freaking out, I'm pissed,

450
00:22:47.000 --> 00:22:50.319
<v Speaker 3>I'm stressed out right, and we're trying to get this

451
00:22:50.400 --> 00:22:53.119
<v Speaker 3>shit off there, and she's yelling at me and my

452
00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:55.640
<v Speaker 3>dad that we're gonna fucking fuck up the driveway. Mean

453
00:22:55.680 --> 00:22:58.000
<v Speaker 3>motherre's this little tiny scratch in the driveway, like who

454
00:22:58.000 --> 00:23:01.400
<v Speaker 3>gives a shit, right, And my dad literally just tells

455
00:23:01.400 --> 00:23:03.400
<v Speaker 3>her to shut the fuck up and get the fuck

456
00:23:03.440 --> 00:23:05.480
<v Speaker 3>back in the car. And she was like, I'm trying

457
00:23:05.519 --> 00:23:07.200
<v Speaker 3>to help. And I turn around and I was like, Cecilia,

458
00:23:07.240 --> 00:23:09.200
<v Speaker 3>you need to fucking stop right the fuck now, because

459
00:23:09.240 --> 00:23:12.640
<v Speaker 3>all you're doing is fucking shit up. Turning back around,

460
00:23:12.640 --> 00:23:14.680
<v Speaker 3>my dad didn't even beat at n I didn't even

461
00:23:14.680 --> 00:23:17.240
<v Speaker 3>batanny at all. She gets back in the car, we

462
00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:20.400
<v Speaker 3>get it off the trailer. He goes off right with

463
00:23:20.440 --> 00:23:23.759
<v Speaker 3>the four runner. I'm sitting there, I'm frantically for twenty

464
00:23:23.799 --> 00:23:26.799
<v Speaker 3>minutes searching for the straps. He comes back with his jeep,

465
00:23:26.920 --> 00:23:29.839
<v Speaker 3>she's not there. I literally was like, where's Cecilia. He

466
00:23:29.880 --> 00:23:32.160
<v Speaker 3>was like, oh, she's staying home. And I fist bumped

467
00:23:32.319 --> 00:23:34.079
<v Speaker 3>in the air of like Judd Nelson at the end

468
00:23:34.119 --> 00:23:36.440
<v Speaker 3>of fucking Breakfast Club and went all right, I just

469
00:23:36.480 --> 00:23:38.000
<v Speaker 3>got to find these straps and he was like, Oh,

470
00:23:38.000 --> 00:23:39.839
<v Speaker 3>they're in the car, and I was like, why are

471
00:23:39.880 --> 00:23:41.720
<v Speaker 3>they in the fucking car and he was like, Cecilia,

472
00:23:41.720 --> 00:23:43.640
<v Speaker 3>grab them, and I was like, she's not gonna be

473
00:23:43.640 --> 00:23:45.880
<v Speaker 3>here for the rest of day. We're fine, We get over,

474
00:23:46.359 --> 00:23:48.799
<v Speaker 3>we get all the shit moved in over the next

475
00:23:48.799 --> 00:23:52.839
<v Speaker 3>couple of days, and all went well until July fourth,

476
00:23:53.039 --> 00:23:56.319
<v Speaker 3>when I dropped an edible Jordan gave me, and holy

477
00:23:56.440 --> 00:23:59.319
<v Speaker 3>shit that I swear to God that half was more

478
00:23:59.400 --> 00:24:02.279
<v Speaker 3>like fifteen to time. It hit me like a fucking

479
00:24:02.319 --> 00:24:05.279
<v Speaker 3>ton of bricks and did not let off until I

480
00:24:05.279 --> 00:24:07.400
<v Speaker 3>was ready to go to sleep. It was like four

481
00:24:07.440 --> 00:24:12.519
<v Speaker 3>hours of holy fucking half half She's half, dude, It

482
00:24:12.599 --> 00:24:15.799
<v Speaker 3>was like taking fifteen to twenty. Meanwhile, I'm setting off

483
00:24:15.839 --> 00:24:20.000
<v Speaker 3>fireworks for my kid. I'm on firewatch duty. Oh my god,

484
00:24:20.000 --> 00:24:23.720
<v Speaker 3>there's like twenty people around me. Brand new house. Damn.

485
00:24:24.680 --> 00:24:29.480
<v Speaker 3>Let me tell you that. The finale was great. But yeah,

486
00:24:29.599 --> 00:24:31.640
<v Speaker 3>that's been my week. We are in the brand new house.

487
00:24:31.680 --> 00:24:35.279
<v Speaker 3>Everything is going good. But I just had to tell

488
00:24:35.319 --> 00:24:38.119
<v Speaker 3>that fucking story about my fucking dad's girlfriend. Yeah, that's

489
00:24:38.160 --> 00:24:40.480
<v Speaker 3>how I found out she's not It's not a language

490
00:24:40.480 --> 00:24:43.480
<v Speaker 3>problem with her. She's just stupid. She's snobby and she's daft,

491
00:24:43.519 --> 00:24:45.839
<v Speaker 3>and she's a cunt and I don't like her. I've

492
00:24:45.839 --> 00:24:47.960
<v Speaker 3>tried to like her over the last i don't know,

493
00:24:48.000 --> 00:24:50.880
<v Speaker 3>eight years now, and I just cannot like her. Here's

494
00:24:50.920 --> 00:24:53.799
<v Speaker 3>what it is, Here's what it is. This is the

495
00:24:53.880 --> 00:24:57.559
<v Speaker 3>last straw. Could not care less if she fucking dropped

496
00:24:57.599 --> 00:25:04.000
<v Speaker 3>off a bridge, could not care less, all right, sweet?

497
00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:07.839
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Hey, so I was assaulted by a man the

498
00:25:07.880 --> 00:25:12.279
<v Speaker 4>other day. Uh yeah, he threw a cup of milk

499
00:25:12.319 --> 00:25:12.880
<v Speaker 4>in my face.

500
00:25:15.079 --> 00:25:20.680
<v Speaker 3>Oh dairy, oh dairy. Oh one last thing, this is

501
00:25:20.680 --> 00:25:30.200
<v Speaker 3>the funniest part, Just kidding, just kidding. So HOLI on

502
00:25:30.279 --> 00:25:32.720
<v Speaker 3>Jordan's face, like, bitch. We just went through like fucking

503
00:25:32.720 --> 00:25:33.839
<v Speaker 3>fifteen minutes of this ship.

504
00:25:34.039 --> 00:25:36.200
<v Speaker 2>No, I was just the dairy joke.

505
00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:44.119
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, b b, you're perspiring, No ship, we're fucking moving,

506
00:25:44.160 --> 00:25:45.920
<v Speaker 3>you dumb hunt.

507
00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:49.359
<v Speaker 4>The next time, I can't see what it is you

508
00:25:49.400 --> 00:25:50.319
<v Speaker 4>is it your insulin pen.

509
00:25:52.400 --> 00:25:54.000
<v Speaker 3>It was a clip sandwich back click.

510
00:25:54.119 --> 00:25:57.559
<v Speaker 4>I yeh, yeah, yep, you want to do that part

511
00:25:57.799 --> 00:25:58.839
<v Speaker 4>you want to go to you want to go to

512
00:25:58.839 --> 00:25:59.640
<v Speaker 4>our food review.

513
00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:02.680
<v Speaker 2>It's up to you, you guys.

514
00:26:02.960 --> 00:26:06.960
<v Speaker 4>The rundown, well, ye do you guys be shoving the

515
00:26:06.960 --> 00:26:08.079
<v Speaker 4>doritos in your mouth?

516
00:26:08.559 --> 00:26:09.759
<v Speaker 2>I got hungry. I'm sorry.

517
00:26:10.839 --> 00:26:14.279
<v Speaker 4>It made watching you eat the doritos made me fucking hungry.

518
00:26:14.279 --> 00:26:16.599
<v Speaker 4>So I had to grab some of the fucking oots

519
00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:21.680
<v Speaker 4>deal chips. Oh yeah, So let's go to the next

520
00:26:21.680 --> 00:26:24.480
<v Speaker 4>one in order, which is so the first thing I

521
00:26:24.559 --> 00:26:26.720
<v Speaker 4>kind of wanted to do was talk about some current events.

522
00:26:26.759 --> 00:26:30.240
<v Speaker 4>Is there anything current that you guys kind of have

523
00:26:31.640 --> 00:26:33.759
<v Speaker 4>on the top of your head that you've been wanting

524
00:26:33.799 --> 00:26:35.839
<v Speaker 4>to discuss and talk about and shoot the ship a

525
00:26:35.880 --> 00:26:36.519
<v Speaker 4>little bit about.

526
00:26:37.079 --> 00:26:41.359
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the Diddy trial, dude, jesus.

527
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:43.279
<v Speaker 4>Up, how fucking wild.

528
00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:45.000
<v Speaker 3>Time to be alive.

529
00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:47.960
<v Speaker 4>Holy, this piece of ship, this piece of ship's gonna

530
00:26:48.000 --> 00:26:53.920
<v Speaker 4>end up walking with like two years maybe maybe, I

531
00:26:53.920 --> 00:26:54.319
<v Speaker 4>don't know.

532
00:26:54.960 --> 00:26:57.359
<v Speaker 2>Well, when your client list is that big, you get protected,

533
00:26:57.440 --> 00:26:57.599
<v Speaker 2>you know.

534
00:26:58.240 --> 00:27:01.440
<v Speaker 4>I mean, yeah, it's so, it's so funny because when

535
00:27:01.480 --> 00:27:05.519
<v Speaker 4>you think about it, it makes sense. Eventually, Yeah that

536
00:27:05.640 --> 00:27:09.400
<v Speaker 4>eventually somebody was going to protect him, right, Like there's

537
00:27:09.480 --> 00:27:11.839
<v Speaker 4>too many fucking names. He was either going to come

538
00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:18.000
<v Speaker 4>up dead or yeah, or well you know, suicide right

539
00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:20.720
<v Speaker 4>or he was or he was just gonna come up

540
00:27:20.759 --> 00:27:23.160
<v Speaker 4>protected and they were going to get him off. And

541
00:27:23.279 --> 00:27:26.079
<v Speaker 4>it makes sense that they get him off of the

542
00:27:26.119 --> 00:27:29.000
<v Speaker 4>major charges like the RICO charge, you know, in the

543
00:27:29.039 --> 00:27:32.519
<v Speaker 4>trafficking charge and ship and he ends up with maybe

544
00:27:32.519 --> 00:27:33.599
<v Speaker 4>a couple of years.

545
00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:35.880
<v Speaker 2>Maybe. Yeah.

546
00:27:36.920 --> 00:27:40.319
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they got him on fucking uh prostitutor like a

547
00:27:40.440 --> 00:27:44.839
<v Speaker 3>soliciting no, no transporting for prostitutions. That what it was.

548
00:27:44.119 --> 00:27:46.400
<v Speaker 4>That's what they were going to try and get him on.

549
00:27:46.400 --> 00:27:47.960
<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's the one they got him on, No,

550
00:27:48.039 --> 00:27:48.319
<v Speaker 4>they did.

551
00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:50.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they got him on two counts. He faced up

552
00:27:50.559 --> 00:27:51.200
<v Speaker 3>to twenty years.

553
00:27:51.480 --> 00:27:52.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

554
00:27:52.519 --> 00:27:54.359
<v Speaker 3>I hope they give him the full twenty to be honest,

555
00:27:54.480 --> 00:27:57.039
<v Speaker 3>because I mean he's a.

556
00:27:57.000 --> 00:27:57.559
<v Speaker 2>Piece of shit.

557
00:27:58.240 --> 00:28:00.680
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, he's an absolutely piece of piece of ship.

558
00:28:01.720 --> 00:28:05.000
<v Speaker 4>Oh absolutely. And there's there's no way he wasn't fucking,

559
00:28:05.920 --> 00:28:09.240
<v Speaker 4>you know, peddling kids. However, you want to look at them,

560
00:28:09.519 --> 00:28:11.359
<v Speaker 4>they might not have been twelve year olds and ten

561
00:28:11.440 --> 00:28:14.640
<v Speaker 4>year olds like kids, but they were definitely fucking young

562
00:28:15.079 --> 00:28:18.240
<v Speaker 4>sixteen year old kids. Fifteen year old kids, which isn't

563
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:19.759
<v Speaker 4>really fucking much different.

564
00:28:19.519 --> 00:28:23.440
<v Speaker 3>Spiking the champagne, you know, making making making women make

565
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:25.119
<v Speaker 3>out in the pool and shit, you know.

566
00:28:25.359 --> 00:28:28.000
<v Speaker 4>He was he was like forcing things on people that

567
00:28:28.079 --> 00:28:31.160
<v Speaker 4>did that they didn't want to happen. And I mean,

568
00:28:31.200 --> 00:28:33.519
<v Speaker 4>that's all there is to it. He's a piece of

569
00:28:33.559 --> 00:28:37.079
<v Speaker 4>fucking shit. He was raping people, he was forcing other

570
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:40.680
<v Speaker 4>people to rape people. It's just a fucking like, there's

571
00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:46.160
<v Speaker 4>too much evidence that that that's out there to dispute it.

572
00:28:46.200 --> 00:28:47.799
<v Speaker 4>And I don't know how the fuck this guy's gonna

573
00:28:47.799 --> 00:28:49.319
<v Speaker 4>get away with it, but that's what happens when you

574
00:28:49.319 --> 00:28:50.119
<v Speaker 4>have that much power.

575
00:28:50.440 --> 00:28:56.079
<v Speaker 3>So mm hmm facts. Yeah, and then seeing him like

576
00:28:56.279 --> 00:29:00.559
<v Speaker 3>beat the ship out of his fucking girlfriend kicker camera

577
00:29:01.559 --> 00:29:04.960
<v Speaker 3>and yeah, and he's in a bath towel. Yeah, like

578
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:07.920
<v Speaker 3>he's he's in a fucking bath towel. Was dick about

579
00:29:07.960 --> 00:29:10.039
<v Speaker 3>to come out. He's one hand holding it, the other

580
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:12.599
<v Speaker 3>hand holding the wall and just soccer kicking the ship

581
00:29:12.640 --> 00:29:15.519
<v Speaker 3>out of her, Like, you know, it's crazy.

582
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:17.359
<v Speaker 2>This is how much this is how much money he's

583
00:29:17.400 --> 00:29:20.680
<v Speaker 2>got and how crazy of an influence he is. Don't

584
00:29:20.720 --> 00:29:23.680
<v Speaker 2>We'll get this restaerence. When was the last time anybody

585
00:29:23.680 --> 00:29:24.880
<v Speaker 2>heard anything about ray Rice?

586
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:26.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

587
00:29:26.200 --> 00:29:28.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he punched his wife one fucking time, knocked her

588
00:29:28.599 --> 00:29:31.079
<v Speaker 2>out cold. And you hadn't heard another word about ray

589
00:29:31.160 --> 00:29:34.240
<v Speaker 2>Rice since I kicked out of the league, hadn't heard

590
00:29:34.240 --> 00:29:37.720
<v Speaker 2>a fucking peep. Who knows what the fucking guy's doing, right,

591
00:29:38.160 --> 00:29:40.400
<v Speaker 2>did he? You're just like, yeah, that's the least of

592
00:29:40.440 --> 00:29:40.960
<v Speaker 2>the charges.

593
00:29:42.640 --> 00:29:47.720
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's fucking it's wild. I I actually, I really

594
00:29:47.799 --> 00:29:50.160
<v Speaker 4>hope that at some point, at some point, I hope

595
00:29:50.359 --> 00:29:53.519
<v Speaker 4>somebody just fucking kills the piece of ship. But I

596
00:29:53.559 --> 00:30:00.519
<v Speaker 4>mean that's just me. So you guys got anything else?

597
00:30:01.079 --> 00:30:06.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I want one, whoever, Stone will ask you first.

598
00:30:07.599 --> 00:30:10.759
<v Speaker 2>So one of the things that's really intrigued me that

599
00:30:10.960 --> 00:30:15.680
<v Speaker 2>I've been down like these fun conspiracy theory rabbit holes.

600
00:30:15.799 --> 00:30:17.200
<v Speaker 2>I don't like the dark ones. I don't like the

601
00:30:17.240 --> 00:30:20.240
<v Speaker 2>stupid shit like I don't need that kind of anxiety

602
00:30:20.240 --> 00:30:23.319
<v Speaker 2>in my life. I like the fun ones. This one

603
00:30:23.319 --> 00:30:25.359
<v Speaker 2>has come up, and I'm really curious on your thoughts.

604
00:30:25.960 --> 00:30:33.599
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck do you think's in Antarctica? That's a

605
00:30:33.640 --> 00:30:35.599
<v Speaker 2>good question. Do you think their ship there? I think

606
00:30:35.599 --> 00:30:36.559
<v Speaker 2>they're shit being protected?

607
00:30:36.640 --> 00:30:42.720
<v Speaker 3>Oh oh yeah, a hundred. And what's interesting is the

608
00:30:42.799 --> 00:30:46.240
<v Speaker 3>fact that they agreed to split up, and I always

609
00:30:46.279 --> 00:30:49.799
<v Speaker 3>thought that was weird. They equally split up Antarctica, so

610
00:30:49.880 --> 00:30:51.599
<v Speaker 3>it was no man's land. Why would it be no

611
00:30:51.680 --> 00:30:54.480
<v Speaker 3>man's land? Why? Why would if you were out to

612
00:30:54.559 --> 00:30:57.880
<v Speaker 3>conquer the entire world, like all of the empires did

613
00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:02.440
<v Speaker 3>for hundreds and thousands of years, why didn't you conquer

614
00:31:02.480 --> 00:31:03.240
<v Speaker 3>that piece of ice?

615
00:31:03.680 --> 00:31:07.640
<v Speaker 4>Dude, Literally the only piece, it's the only piece of land,

616
00:31:08.400 --> 00:31:11.839
<v Speaker 4>and it's the only thing that everyone in the world

617
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:14.680
<v Speaker 4>agrees upon. All the powers in the world agreed.

618
00:31:15.640 --> 00:31:20.160
<v Speaker 2>To signed a bill, and that means there's ship there,

619
00:31:20.000 --> 00:31:21.200
<v Speaker 2>there's something there.

620
00:31:21.440 --> 00:31:24.079
<v Speaker 4>There was recently, within the last week, there was a

621
00:31:24.200 --> 00:31:26.839
<v Speaker 4>nineteen year old kid who set out to be the

622
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:31.759
<v Speaker 4>only person, first and only person to fly to every continent. Well,

623
00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:35.799
<v Speaker 4>Antarctica is one of those continents, right, So what he

624
00:31:35.839 --> 00:31:38.480
<v Speaker 4>did was he landed in Argentina and he had set

625
00:31:38.519 --> 00:31:42.559
<v Speaker 4>a course for somewhere I can't remember where it was,

626
00:31:42.960 --> 00:31:48.799
<v Speaker 4>but he he goes and just goes straight to Antarctica

627
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:53.160
<v Speaker 4>and they fucking arrest him. I think it was I

628
00:31:53.200 --> 00:31:53.599
<v Speaker 4>think it.

629
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Was chilly because because it's a different part, right, because

630
00:31:56.240 --> 00:31:58.440
<v Speaker 2>there is a part of Antarctica. Yeah, people can go

631
00:31:58.480 --> 00:32:01.960
<v Speaker 2>to and there's research and scientists like correct, I've known

632
00:32:01.960 --> 00:32:03.680
<v Speaker 2>somebody that's been there and it was there for a

633
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:06.759
<v Speaker 2>year and he landed very small piece.

634
00:32:07.079 --> 00:32:10.079
<v Speaker 4>Correct, it's a little it's a little island above the

635
00:32:10.119 --> 00:32:14.400
<v Speaker 4>big island, right, but it's still still technically considered Antarctica. Well,

636
00:32:14.440 --> 00:32:16.720
<v Speaker 4>he went and landed on that. He claimed that he

637
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:20.359
<v Speaker 4>had engine troubles and blah blah blah that he didn't like.

638
00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:22.240
<v Speaker 4>That was his way around it because they wouldn't let

639
00:32:22.279 --> 00:32:25.200
<v Speaker 4>him chart the fight plath the flight path to it.

640
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:27.359
<v Speaker 4>So that was his way around. Well, now he's fucking

641
00:32:27.440 --> 00:32:29.839
<v Speaker 4>arrested and he's facing I want to say it was

642
00:32:29.920 --> 00:32:34.480
<v Speaker 4>Chilean Chilean rules, Uh, it's probably right, and and he

643
00:32:34.680 --> 00:32:39.440
<v Speaker 4>so he's gonna get fucking tried under their jurisdiction. And

644
00:32:39.559 --> 00:32:42.279
<v Speaker 4>it's it's a whole it's like a whole mess. And

645
00:32:42.440 --> 00:32:45.920
<v Speaker 4>but this kid officially has the world record for the

646
00:32:45.960 --> 00:32:54.000
<v Speaker 4>only person to have flown to every continent. Yeah.

647
00:32:54.759 --> 00:32:57.319
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, but it's just it's one of those that

648
00:32:57.400 --> 00:32:58.200
<v Speaker 2>really intrigues me.

649
00:32:58.279 --> 00:33:00.200
<v Speaker 4>You know, like there has to be something there that

650
00:33:00.799 --> 00:33:04.920
<v Speaker 4>I personally, I personally think that some of the world's

651
00:33:05.759 --> 00:33:10.599
<v Speaker 4>oldest secrets are there. Yes, Yeah, I think that that

652
00:33:10.720 --> 00:33:14.640
<v Speaker 4>no matter no matter what it is, whether it's land

653
00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:17.920
<v Speaker 4>that's not ice, whether it's the edge of the fucking world,

654
00:33:18.039 --> 00:33:20.720
<v Speaker 4>whether there's a hole in the ground that that goes

655
00:33:20.759 --> 00:33:23.960
<v Speaker 4>to the center of the fucking earth, whatever, whether there's

656
00:33:24.039 --> 00:33:28.119
<v Speaker 4>a whole other civilization that lives there and we are

657
00:33:28.240 --> 00:33:31.920
<v Speaker 4>protected from them, or they're they're just telling us, don't

658
00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:34.400
<v Speaker 4>you dare go here, or we'll kill you, you know what

659
00:33:34.480 --> 00:33:37.960
<v Speaker 4>I mean, whatever the case is, or if it's just.

660
00:33:39.200 --> 00:33:42.039
<v Speaker 2>The Kong Skull Island vibes exactly.

661
00:33:43.759 --> 00:33:46.480
<v Speaker 3>If you think about it, it's a great piece of

662
00:33:47.039 --> 00:33:50.680
<v Speaker 3>land for the reptiles to be because they're called blooded.

663
00:33:51.480 --> 00:33:54.519
<v Speaker 3>And I love that theory that there's like reptilian aliens

664
00:33:54.519 --> 00:33:56.160
<v Speaker 3>that live in this planet, or they were here long

665
00:33:56.200 --> 00:33:58.759
<v Speaker 3>before us and just kind of went underneath and dormant,

666
00:33:59.240 --> 00:34:02.079
<v Speaker 3>or they or the hollow earth theory where it's not

667
00:34:02.079 --> 00:34:04.319
<v Speaker 3>actually molten in the middle and there's something else going

668
00:34:04.359 --> 00:34:07.880
<v Speaker 3>on Congskull Island, Uh, Like they go into that kind

669
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:09.480
<v Speaker 3>of portal into the under underneath.

670
00:34:09.960 --> 00:34:13.639
<v Speaker 4>My gutes, my gut tells me that there is something

671
00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:16.199
<v Speaker 4>there that is not ice, that there's a world there,

672
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:20.719
<v Speaker 4>like a whole nother uh set of land that's that's

673
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:24.039
<v Speaker 4>inhabitable that p you know, uh, there is a.

674
00:34:24.199 --> 00:34:27.400
<v Speaker 2>Why would that many countries be trying to to keep

675
00:34:27.400 --> 00:34:29.800
<v Speaker 2>people away? You know what I mean? Something crazy?

676
00:34:29.920 --> 00:34:34.480
<v Speaker 4>Correct? There is something there. Another another part of me says,

677
00:34:34.519 --> 00:34:38.559
<v Speaker 4>okay that there aren't any there aren't anything. There's nothing there,

678
00:34:38.599 --> 00:34:41.000
<v Speaker 4>there's no people there or there's no you know, uh

679
00:34:41.239 --> 00:34:45.599
<v Speaker 4>civilization there, but there is signs of one that used

680
00:34:45.599 --> 00:34:48.280
<v Speaker 4>to be there, and this is where we're getting technology from.

681
00:34:48.360 --> 00:34:51.079
<v Speaker 4>This is where that's another theremation from right is that

682
00:34:51.119 --> 00:34:55.440
<v Speaker 4>they're basically just farming whatever is there, little by little

683
00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:58.519
<v Speaker 4>to you know, effectively continue the world.

684
00:34:58.599 --> 00:34:58.800
<v Speaker 3>Right.

685
00:35:01.039 --> 00:35:05.880
<v Speaker 4>But yeah, no, I would love, love, love, love to

686
00:35:06.559 --> 00:35:09.360
<v Speaker 4>know what the truth is about Antarctica before I got.

687
00:35:09.360 --> 00:35:11.320
<v Speaker 2>It's one of those like one of my tops, like

688
00:35:11.360 --> 00:35:14.679
<v Speaker 2>if I could know it's it's fact like what it is. Yeah,

689
00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:16.880
<v Speaker 2>that's one of my top ones for sure, top five

690
00:35:16.920 --> 00:35:26.599
<v Speaker 2>of curiosity. Yeah, you got any think stone?

691
00:35:28.159 --> 00:35:31.719
<v Speaker 3>One that I was thinking of about, like the pyramids

692
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:35.920
<v Speaker 3>was not what we typically think of like in Egypt,

693
00:35:36.360 --> 00:35:40.119
<v Speaker 3>what do you think is underneath the pyramids in like Mexico, Like.

694
00:35:40.119 --> 00:35:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Brazil as tech ones. The Mayan sh.

695
00:35:43.079 --> 00:35:48.320
<v Speaker 3>What's underneath that ship? I had a theory that it

696
00:35:48.480 --> 00:35:56.039
<v Speaker 3>was some type of like uh giant like space monster

697
00:35:57.760 --> 00:35:59.800
<v Speaker 3>that like is just because like think of how many

698
00:35:59.840 --> 00:36:08.920
<v Speaker 3>people they sacrificed on those fucking mounds. Well, I forgot

699
00:36:08.960 --> 00:36:10.519
<v Speaker 3>they were just feeding up to them.

700
00:36:11.119 --> 00:36:17.400
<v Speaker 2>The Mayans pyramids were were definitely man made. I don't

701
00:36:17.400 --> 00:36:20.679
<v Speaker 2>think they were like there, there's a big part of

702
00:36:20.719 --> 00:36:23.599
<v Speaker 2>me that's like, egypt pyramids are not man made. It's

703
00:36:23.639 --> 00:36:27.880
<v Speaker 2>just not logistic. But the Mayans ones, they just don't

704
00:36:27.880 --> 00:36:31.079
<v Speaker 2>seem as extravagant. And maybe that's just because they've been

705
00:36:31.079 --> 00:36:33.719
<v Speaker 2>buried by Earth for so long. Yeah, but you don't

706
00:36:33.880 --> 00:36:36.199
<v Speaker 2>how many people have you ever heard talk about that, like, oh,

707
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:39.320
<v Speaker 2>the Mayans pyramids are not Mayan built. You don't hear

708
00:36:39.360 --> 00:36:41.760
<v Speaker 2>it like you do the Egyptian ones. But I like

709
00:36:41.800 --> 00:36:44.079
<v Speaker 2>the theory of some ancient fucking creature.

710
00:36:44.719 --> 00:36:48.000
<v Speaker 4>Well, the biggest difference is that you know, people from

711
00:36:48.079 --> 00:36:50.960
<v Speaker 4>that area are hard working, and they were known to

712
00:36:51.000 --> 00:36:54.239
<v Speaker 4>be hard workers. You're talking about you're talking about millions

713
00:36:54.280 --> 00:36:58.480
<v Speaker 4>of Jews building the pyramids were notorious for being lazy fucks,

714
00:36:58.760 --> 00:37:01.000
<v Speaker 4>Like I ain't gonna build you nothing, and then you

715
00:37:01.079 --> 00:37:06.000
<v Speaker 4>know what I mean, that's possibly, that's possibly why.

716
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:06.039
<v Speaker 1>But.

717
00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:09.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I never know.

718
00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:13.239
<v Speaker 4>I think there's something to it though. I think there's

719
00:37:13.280 --> 00:37:18.039
<v Speaker 4>something to all the pyramids being connected there. There has

720
00:37:18.079 --> 00:37:20.920
<v Speaker 4>to be a reason why the pyramids show up in

721
00:37:21.039 --> 00:37:24.960
<v Speaker 4>so many different places across the world in a time

722
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:30.159
<v Speaker 4>where supposedly no one had contact with each other, right,

723
00:37:30.519 --> 00:37:32.760
<v Speaker 4>no one knew about each other, no one, no like,

724
00:37:32.840 --> 00:37:37.079
<v Speaker 4>no one knew about the other civilizations around the world

725
00:37:37.639 --> 00:37:39.960
<v Speaker 4>supposedly now except for.

726
00:37:40.039 --> 00:37:44.000
<v Speaker 2>If the world was all one land mass, like a

727
00:37:44.039 --> 00:37:47.000
<v Speaker 2>lot of theories say, then it would make sense why

728
00:37:47.000 --> 00:37:50.440
<v Speaker 2>there were so many period pyramids because exploring but then

729
00:37:50.519 --> 00:37:53.960
<v Speaker 2>as land shifted, now it's like, holy shit, there's pyramids here,

730
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:57.159
<v Speaker 2>there's pyramids there, there's pyramids there. How is this all possible?

731
00:37:57.800 --> 00:38:01.960
<v Speaker 4>Or another theory is is that the entire civilization was

732
00:38:02.000 --> 00:38:04.880
<v Speaker 4>coming up at the same time. So at one point

733
00:38:04.880 --> 00:38:08.559
<v Speaker 4>when these pyramids were put together, everybody was on the

734
00:38:08.639 --> 00:38:12.039
<v Speaker 4>same path, right, because that's how evolution works, right. Evolution

735
00:38:12.239 --> 00:38:17.760
<v Speaker 4>is growth, learning, adapting. So if there were humans that

736
00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:21.920
<v Speaker 4>were created all at the same time across the world,

737
00:38:22.280 --> 00:38:26.599
<v Speaker 4>then shouldn't they theoretically evolve relatively close to the same

738
00:38:26.679 --> 00:38:31.239
<v Speaker 4>time in the same way, right, I mean think given

739
00:38:31.280 --> 00:38:34.440
<v Speaker 4>the environment that they're in a little bit different maybe,

740
00:38:34.440 --> 00:38:37.480
<v Speaker 4>but overall, I mean that's another theory too, is that

741
00:38:37.519 --> 00:38:40.199
<v Speaker 4>it's just it's not as it's not as big of

742
00:38:40.239 --> 00:38:42.519
<v Speaker 4>a coincidence as we think it is. It's just evolution.

743
00:38:44.079 --> 00:38:50.400
<v Speaker 3>I have a theory myself about the Library of Alexandria

744
00:38:50.480 --> 00:38:51.239
<v Speaker 3>being burned down.

745
00:38:52.000 --> 00:38:53.599
<v Speaker 4>Oh that was an inside job for sure.

746
00:38:54.440 --> 00:38:58.679
<v Speaker 3>I think we went back from the future and like

747
00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:01.880
<v Speaker 3>somehow caused it to happen, and then they're like, let's

748
00:39:01.880 --> 00:39:03.760
<v Speaker 3>go in the different arc. I wonder if that's why

749
00:39:03.800 --> 00:39:07.119
<v Speaker 3>we're in this weird arc that we're on, like we're

750
00:39:07.159 --> 00:39:07.719
<v Speaker 3>in a movie.

751
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:17.599
<v Speaker 4>Maybe maybe maybe, So speaking of I the rest of

752
00:39:17.639 --> 00:39:21.639
<v Speaker 4>this the rest of this episode is kind of geared

753
00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:24.239
<v Speaker 4>towards the movies that I've been watching lately. So we

754
00:39:24.280 --> 00:39:27.400
<v Speaker 4>went to see Jurassic Part or Jurassic World, sorry, the

755
00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:30.880
<v Speaker 4>New Jurassic World Rebirth, and it got me thinking when

756
00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:35.159
<v Speaker 4>I was watching this movie, right, two things, One about

757
00:39:35.159 --> 00:39:37.880
<v Speaker 4>a segment we'll get to a little later, but two,

758
00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:42.719
<v Speaker 4>I think you would be fucking super cool to be

759
00:39:42.760 --> 00:39:47.400
<v Speaker 4>able to go back in time to see dinosaurs, right,

760
00:39:47.440 --> 00:39:49.639
<v Speaker 4>I've made that known before. I think we've talked about

761
00:39:49.639 --> 00:39:51.280
<v Speaker 4>it on the podcast.

762
00:39:51.440 --> 00:39:52.360
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but if I had.

763
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:55.159
<v Speaker 2>To, I think we said that if you know that,

764
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:57.519
<v Speaker 2>you wouldn't die.

765
00:39:57.719 --> 00:40:02.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, and see I would actually be cool with going

766
00:40:02.360 --> 00:40:06.039
<v Speaker 4>back and getting eaten by a fucking t rex. And

767
00:40:06.039 --> 00:40:07.760
<v Speaker 4>that made me think, you know what, that's.

768
00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:08.440
<v Speaker 2>Kind of gonna die.

769
00:40:09.079 --> 00:40:13.280
<v Speaker 4>I get die, you die from crazy gas, just lose

770
00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:16.000
<v Speaker 4>a leg, yeah, or the fact that the oxygen was

771
00:40:16.000 --> 00:40:18.159
<v Speaker 4>so rich it just fucking kills me instantly because my

772
00:40:18.199 --> 00:40:19.119
<v Speaker 4>body's not used to it.

773
00:40:19.519 --> 00:40:21.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you catch some weird ass virus.

774
00:40:21.320 --> 00:40:25.280
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But that got me thinking if, like, if you

775
00:40:25.519 --> 00:40:27.760
<v Speaker 4>if you could choose, right, if you could choose a

776
00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:30.800
<v Speaker 4>fucking way to die, right, Like, what would be like

777
00:40:30.800 --> 00:40:34.360
<v Speaker 4>like your top five ways to die? Like for me? Obviously,

778
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:36.400
<v Speaker 4>one of the top ones for me would be, like

779
00:40:36.880 --> 00:40:39.039
<v Speaker 4>it would be to go back in time to see

780
00:40:39.199 --> 00:40:41.840
<v Speaker 4>the dinosaurs, chill for a little while, and then just

781
00:40:41.880 --> 00:40:43.880
<v Speaker 4>get eaten by a fucking t rex or whatever.

782
00:40:47.679 --> 00:40:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

783
00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:53.159
<v Speaker 3>What if they like just took like you did it

784
00:40:53.239 --> 00:40:55.000
<v Speaker 3>and they're like, now we're actually not going to kill you.

785
00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:58.440
<v Speaker 3>We're just gonna severely inconvenience you. We're gonna eat your thumbs.

786
00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:02.480
<v Speaker 3>You know, just now you're traumatized. You got no thumbs.

787
00:41:04.360 --> 00:41:05.039
<v Speaker 3>You ain't dead.

788
00:41:05.840 --> 00:41:08.280
<v Speaker 4>I would leave so many fucking signs for you fools.

789
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:16.119
<v Speaker 4>I'd be Oh, I'd be painting the picture in one cave.

790
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:22.599
<v Speaker 4>It just be a wall of dicks, just a wall.

791
00:41:24.960 --> 00:41:27.840
<v Speaker 3>For a good time call, and just put like this

792
00:41:28.000 --> 00:41:29.000
<v Speaker 3>picture of a tree.

793
00:41:29.719 --> 00:41:32.360
<v Speaker 4>I would paint my ass. I'd paint my ass, my

794
00:41:32.559 --> 00:41:34.840
<v Speaker 4>balls and everything, and then I'd back up against the

795
00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:37.400
<v Speaker 4>wall and leave the imprint. So it was like my ass,

796
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:38.599
<v Speaker 4>cheeks and my nutsack.

797
00:41:39.440 --> 00:41:44.079
<v Speaker 3>You we gotta spin off here, I gotta spin life.

798
00:41:44.280 --> 00:41:48.400
<v Speaker 2>I gotta spin off here. Neanderthals weren't the first species.

799
00:41:48.639 --> 00:41:52.480
<v Speaker 2>Don't travel back in time and fuck somebody. They created

800
00:41:52.519 --> 00:41:57.119
<v Speaker 2>the neander he said, everybody. He sent humans back by

801
00:41:57.199 --> 00:41:58.199
<v Speaker 2>two thousand years.

802
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:05.519
<v Speaker 3>Oh god, Joan, what did you with your time traveling? Well?

803
00:42:05.639 --> 00:42:08.400
<v Speaker 3>I think I went and sucked a chimp. I don't

804
00:42:08.440 --> 00:42:09.400
<v Speaker 3>know what that was, but.

805
00:42:12.719 --> 00:42:14.599
<v Speaker 2>That's where Tarzan came from.

806
00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:19.039
<v Speaker 4>It's just me in a tree with a ship little monkeys.

807
00:42:19.519 --> 00:42:25.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh good, because I can start fire.

808
00:42:27.480 --> 00:42:32.280
<v Speaker 3>You start a fire. Meanwhile, he takes two sticks and goes,

809
00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:40.840
<v Speaker 3>h shit, I can't do it. Fuck you guys, get

810
00:42:40.840 --> 00:42:42.239
<v Speaker 3>this in about forty thousand years.

811
00:42:42.320 --> 00:42:46.320
<v Speaker 2>Gonna be great. They're gonna say it's sixty million, but

812
00:42:46.480 --> 00:42:47.320
<v Speaker 2>it's really not.

813
00:42:47.880 --> 00:42:50.039
<v Speaker 3>See that bush right there, if we could light that

814
00:42:50.079 --> 00:42:54.280
<v Speaker 3>bush up, we'd be stone right now. Oh you want

815
00:42:54.280 --> 00:43:03.000
<v Speaker 3>to do it stoned ape theory, bam.

816
00:42:59.480 --> 00:43:02.480
<v Speaker 4>Because you're imagine going back in time to like early

817
00:43:02.599 --> 00:43:05.280
<v Speaker 4>nineteen hundreds and just like handing out mushrooms to people

818
00:43:05.800 --> 00:43:06.400
<v Speaker 4>on the street.

819
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:10.880
<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine going around with the fucking uh leaf

820
00:43:10.960 --> 00:43:13.400
<v Speaker 3>flower just loaded with guns.

821
00:43:13.320 --> 00:43:21.800
<v Speaker 4>To turn Tony style. Yes, the picture is a picture

822
00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:24.400
<v Speaker 4>of the fucking pyramids of a pharaoh and next to

823
00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:25.000
<v Speaker 4>him is this.

824
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:26.119
<v Speaker 3>Alien looking person.

825
00:43:26.119 --> 00:43:28.440
<v Speaker 2>It's really a j with the fucking bomb.

826
00:43:29.719 --> 00:43:30.800
<v Speaker 3>Who's time traveling?

827
00:43:31.559 --> 00:43:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going around fucking lit with Ramsey's a second,

828
00:43:34.880 --> 00:43:36.360
<v Speaker 2>did you hits for Jesus?

829
00:43:36.519 --> 00:43:39.000
<v Speaker 4>Did you see but did you see Brazil drop their

830
00:43:39.039 --> 00:43:42.760
<v Speaker 4>big old dick on the world. They released like nine

831
00:43:42.840 --> 00:43:48.760
<v Speaker 4>hundred accounts of fucking UFOs. Huh uh yeah, look it up, dude.

832
00:43:48.800 --> 00:43:51.360
<v Speaker 3>Look at Yeah they had that crash back in like

833
00:43:51.440 --> 00:43:52.320
<v Speaker 3>nineteen eighty four.

834
00:43:53.360 --> 00:43:56.400
<v Speaker 4>There's like, yeah, there's like nine hundred accounts of fucking

835
00:43:56.440 --> 00:44:02.000
<v Speaker 4>real world UFOs. There, there's photos documentation sightings.

836
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:05.400
<v Speaker 2>There's a count records from Brazil.

837
00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:09.000
<v Speaker 4>Records of fucking people and stuff. It's it's out there, dude,

838
00:44:09.199 --> 00:44:12.320
<v Speaker 4>It's kind of fucking it's kind of wild.

839
00:44:11.880 --> 00:44:16.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm really, I do think as big as the universe is,

840
00:44:16.599 --> 00:44:18.719
<v Speaker 2>there's got to be a life out there. But man,

841
00:44:18.800 --> 00:44:21.960
<v Speaker 2>I'm starting to turn on my mind that it's that

842
00:44:22.320 --> 00:44:26.159
<v Speaker 2>it's actually beings of Earth. This whole time is like

843
00:44:26.239 --> 00:44:31.559
<v Speaker 2>some crazy, craziest society that lives underwater, and and like

844
00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:37.039
<v Speaker 2>UFOs are actually coming from the ocean and not from space.

845
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:38.400
<v Speaker 4>You know.

846
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:40.440
<v Speaker 2>It kind of plays into the Middle Earth theory a

847
00:44:40.480 --> 00:44:42.480
<v Speaker 2>little bit, like maybe these are the people that are

848
00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:43.480
<v Speaker 2>the Middle Earth people.

849
00:44:45.480 --> 00:44:48.119
<v Speaker 4>I mean, I was just about to say Atlantis. Atlantis

850
00:44:48.239 --> 00:44:50.719
<v Speaker 4>is just the Aquaman theory right there, is there is

851
00:44:50.760 --> 00:44:53.880
<v Speaker 4>a fucking city that's down there. And I mean they say,

852
00:44:54.159 --> 00:44:57.000
<v Speaker 4>they say, you know, they hide everything in plain sight. Right,

853
00:44:57.039 --> 00:44:59.079
<v Speaker 4>We'll look at Star Wars and fucking jar Jar Binks.

854
00:44:59.079 --> 00:45:02.800
<v Speaker 4>Whereas where's ar jar Binks from under under the ocean?

855
00:45:02.880 --> 00:45:03.079
<v Speaker 3>Right?

856
00:45:03.719 --> 00:45:09.599
<v Speaker 4>Aquaman in the ocean, right, little Mermaid. It's all fucking

857
00:45:09.599 --> 00:45:11.239
<v Speaker 4>out there right in front of our bas guy.

858
00:45:11.519 --> 00:45:14.360
<v Speaker 2>I'm just saying, but I have been kind of twisted

859
00:45:14.440 --> 00:45:16.800
<v Speaker 2>lately that I think there's a lot of shit that

860
00:45:16.880 --> 00:45:19.239
<v Speaker 2>actually comes from the Earth that we think is coming

861
00:45:19.239 --> 00:45:19.960
<v Speaker 2>from off earth.

862
00:45:20.280 --> 00:45:23.519
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, probably probably, Oh absolutely.

863
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:27.480
<v Speaker 3>Didn't They have a theory that like octopus or squids

864
00:45:27.639 --> 00:45:31.679
<v Speaker 3>might have been something that crash landed here and came

865
00:45:31.679 --> 00:45:34.599
<v Speaker 3>on that rock, something like they're not naturally from here.

866
00:45:35.000 --> 00:45:36.119
<v Speaker 2>Maybe it's something like that.

867
00:45:36.599 --> 00:45:39.199
<v Speaker 3>I remember that theory. I was like, no shit. And

868
00:45:39.199 --> 00:45:41.239
<v Speaker 3>then there was also a theory that marijuana was the

869
00:45:41.239 --> 00:45:42.199
<v Speaker 3>same thing, and I was.

870
00:45:42.159 --> 00:45:44.360
<v Speaker 4>Like, I don't know about that one, jelly.

871
00:45:44.559 --> 00:45:48.679
<v Speaker 3>What if marijuana was just intergalactic drugs?

872
00:45:49.199 --> 00:45:52.599
<v Speaker 4>Maybe it's it's a plant, it's gotta come from this world.

873
00:45:55.199 --> 00:45:57.880
<v Speaker 3>Can you imagine going too like a different world right,

874
00:45:58.719 --> 00:46:01.440
<v Speaker 3>and just is like totally different customs, Like instead of

875
00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:05.519
<v Speaker 3>like alcohol being the most normal thing that's like done

876
00:46:05.559 --> 00:46:07.960
<v Speaker 3>in like social settings, like, it was like actually weed.

877
00:46:08.079 --> 00:46:10.960
<v Speaker 3>So you get there, it's just nothing but a smug

878
00:46:11.000 --> 00:46:14.960
<v Speaker 3>of weed smoke and you're like, whoa, And they're just

879
00:46:15.039 --> 00:46:17.760
<v Speaker 3>living in an alternate reality from being in that smoke

880
00:46:17.800 --> 00:46:22.400
<v Speaker 3>twenty four to seven. But oh no, you drink alcohol?

881
00:46:24.559 --> 00:46:28.280
<v Speaker 3>Shitin you guys?

882
00:46:28.440 --> 00:46:30.559
<v Speaker 4>Did you guys even bother to think about?

883
00:46:30.760 --> 00:46:34.079
<v Speaker 3>I did. I Yeah, one of them I head down

884
00:46:34.320 --> 00:46:37.880
<v Speaker 3>was uh remember Mars attacks as aliens that came, they

885
00:46:37.920 --> 00:46:39.639
<v Speaker 3>had a little ray guns. But if you die like

886
00:46:39.679 --> 00:46:41.320
<v Speaker 3>that so quick, just bad.

887
00:46:41.400 --> 00:46:43.440
<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying, Like everything I want is quick

888
00:46:43.480 --> 00:46:45.920
<v Speaker 2>and easy, right, Yeah, Like there might be some scary

889
00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:49.159
<v Speaker 2>like I think that the Titan submersible would have been

890
00:46:49.159 --> 00:46:52.440
<v Speaker 2>a good way to go, except for you hear the cracks,

891
00:46:52.440 --> 00:46:54.719
<v Speaker 2>like there's that documentary reality like you hear the like

892
00:46:54.760 --> 00:46:58.000
<v Speaker 2>you hear a thud, so you're already scared, right, yeah,

893
00:46:58.039 --> 00:46:59.960
<v Speaker 2>but then you don't know what happens because once it happened,

894
00:47:00.079 --> 00:47:00.519
<v Speaker 2>you're dead.

895
00:47:01.840 --> 00:47:06.239
<v Speaker 3>Reaction slower than Yeah, I don't think it's it's kind

896
00:47:06.239 --> 00:47:09.159
<v Speaker 3>of like a plane crash. It's like same thing, Like

897
00:47:09.199 --> 00:47:13.559
<v Speaker 3>your reaction time is slower than what's actually happening, and

898
00:47:13.599 --> 00:47:16.159
<v Speaker 3>so you wouldn't even know. It would just be immediate

899
00:47:16.239 --> 00:47:16.639
<v Speaker 3>lights out.

900
00:47:16.760 --> 00:47:18.440
<v Speaker 4>I don't think anybody was on that sub.

901
00:47:22.000 --> 00:47:24.000
<v Speaker 2>Same Okay, I don't think anybody.

902
00:47:25.000 --> 00:47:26.320
<v Speaker 4>I think I think what if.

903
00:47:26.159 --> 00:47:28.440
<v Speaker 3>Those were the what if those were the aliens and

904
00:47:28.480 --> 00:47:30.039
<v Speaker 3>they were like, we need to die so we can

905
00:47:30.119 --> 00:47:30.599
<v Speaker 3>go back.

906
00:47:31.559 --> 00:47:33.960
<v Speaker 4>I think it was a setup. There's no there's no

907
00:47:34.039 --> 00:47:37.360
<v Speaker 4>way people that smart would be that stupid to get

908
00:47:37.360 --> 00:47:40.519
<v Speaker 4>on a submarine that was that fucked up with that

909
00:47:40.599 --> 00:47:41.519
<v Speaker 4>many problems?

910
00:47:42.559 --> 00:47:46.320
<v Speaker 3>How does this move a dual shot?

911
00:47:47.920 --> 00:47:51.800
<v Speaker 4>You three? You cannot convince me that there were that

912
00:47:51.880 --> 00:47:55.639
<v Speaker 4>many warning signs for those people who were supposedly that smart.

913
00:47:56.320 --> 00:47:59.199
<v Speaker 2>Watch the documentary and they would just get the warning

914
00:47:59.199 --> 00:48:01.079
<v Speaker 2>signs were all there and they're just ignorant.

915
00:48:02.000 --> 00:48:04.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can't convince me that they're that stupid. I think.

916
00:48:04.880 --> 00:48:10.079
<v Speaker 2>I think because the uh, the the guy that we

917
00:48:10.199 --> 00:48:13.840
<v Speaker 2>like watching that's on Expedition Unknown, he's part of this

918
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:18.400
<v Speaker 2>uh documentary. Yeah, and he went out on it with

919
00:48:18.599 --> 00:48:21.639
<v Speaker 2>him uh in a lake, not even an ocean. Yeah,

920
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:25.519
<v Speaker 2>And there was all kinds of malfunctions. Nothing was working,

921
00:48:26.159 --> 00:48:28.559
<v Speaker 2>and he had it out in the ocean in a

922
00:48:28.639 --> 00:48:31.440
<v Speaker 2>month after that, and there's the guy was like, there's

923
00:48:31.440 --> 00:48:34.199
<v Speaker 2>no way this could have been fixed by then. There's

924
00:48:34.199 --> 00:48:37.920
<v Speaker 2>no way. So he's just doing patchwork and just saying

925
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:40.480
<v Speaker 2>what it is, and he's like, I wouldn't I would

926
00:48:40.559 --> 00:48:42.559
<v Speaker 2>never get on that, and I would never wish anybody

927
00:48:42.599 --> 00:48:45.119
<v Speaker 2>get on that. And this is this is recorded before

928
00:48:45.199 --> 00:48:46.039
<v Speaker 2>the shit happened.

929
00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:49.800
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, that's wild. I like how you guys chose quick

930
00:48:49.800 --> 00:48:53.280
<v Speaker 4>and easy. I got minor like shit like getting stolen

931
00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:56.039
<v Speaker 4>by the Mexican cartel and then trying to escape and

932
00:48:56.039 --> 00:48:59.719
<v Speaker 4>I end up blowing up the entire compound. About that,

933
00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:03.800
<v Speaker 4>like it's all it's all like like like fucking action

934
00:49:04.000 --> 00:49:06.760
<v Speaker 4>movie shit, you know, getting being on a boat, being

935
00:49:06.800 --> 00:49:09.199
<v Speaker 4>on a boat and the kracking comes and fucking attacks

936
00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:10.880
<v Speaker 4>the boat, you know what I mean.

937
00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:12.599
<v Speaker 3>Then you drown.

938
00:49:13.719 --> 00:49:15.800
<v Speaker 4>I mean if I'm by the cracking, not if I'm

939
00:49:15.800 --> 00:49:18.519
<v Speaker 4>eating by the kraken, you know, but like like so

940
00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:20.639
<v Speaker 4>swallowed by the earth.

941
00:49:21.559 --> 00:49:23.039
<v Speaker 3>There was a thought to that where I was like,

942
00:49:23.039 --> 00:49:25.280
<v Speaker 3>what if I ate by like a megaladon, right, I

943
00:49:25.280 --> 00:49:27.320
<v Speaker 3>didn't even have to chew through me. I just got

944
00:49:27.360 --> 00:49:30.320
<v Speaker 3>like sucked into the vortex. Yeah, but then you would

945
00:49:30.400 --> 00:49:34.440
<v Speaker 3>have to drown inside of that animal. The next three

946
00:49:34.559 --> 00:49:38.800
<v Speaker 3>minutes you're drowning inside the animal like a hardcore Yeah. Yeah,

947
00:49:39.119 --> 00:49:44.800
<v Speaker 3>just that, by the way. But yeah, no, I couldn't

948
00:49:44.840 --> 00:49:47.199
<v Speaker 3>do it. I couldn't. I had like shark attack on

949
00:49:47.239 --> 00:49:48.440
<v Speaker 3>my list here, and then I was like, no, I

950
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:51.559
<v Speaker 3>can't do that. But what about like thrown into a volcano.

951
00:49:51.800 --> 00:49:53.079
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you'd melt.

952
00:49:53.119 --> 00:49:55.840
<v Speaker 3>I wonder if that's gotta be pretty fast like you

953
00:49:55.960 --> 00:49:59.800
<v Speaker 3>just sink right into the molten and like it's so quick, like.

954
00:49:59.760 --> 00:50:02.920
<v Speaker 4>You or to be like Han Solo where like the

955
00:50:03.000 --> 00:50:06.760
<v Speaker 4>outside like you get super crispy, you get burnt real fast,

956
00:50:06.840 --> 00:50:11.000
<v Speaker 4>so your your insides aren't completely gone yet, because you

957
00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:14.599
<v Speaker 4>build a crust before you die and then you melt.

958
00:50:15.480 --> 00:50:17.199
<v Speaker 3>It's got to be like a short jump though, because

959
00:50:17.239 --> 00:50:19.800
<v Speaker 3>if you jumped, that was like hundreds of feet. What

960
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:22.199
<v Speaker 3>do you like about it? It's like you.

961
00:50:24.199 --> 00:50:27.599
<v Speaker 2>Death before you got destroyed by magma.

962
00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:31.639
<v Speaker 4>Magma, I'd mean fu, that'd be miserable.

963
00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:33.360
<v Speaker 3>You become a foss What if?

964
00:50:33.719 --> 00:50:36.719
<v Speaker 2>What if you were able to time travel right here,

965
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:40.199
<v Speaker 2>this is the way to die. But everywhere that you

966
00:50:40.280 --> 00:50:42.960
<v Speaker 2>time traveled, once you got there, you had thirty seconds

967
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:45.639
<v Speaker 2>to figure out where you were at because you were

968
00:50:45.639 --> 00:50:49.480
<v Speaker 2>in a path of death. Like you you show up,

969
00:50:49.559 --> 00:50:51.480
<v Speaker 2>you show up to like you're not in control of

970
00:50:51.519 --> 00:50:53.239
<v Speaker 2>where you go to time. You're just like I want

971
00:50:53.239 --> 00:50:55.840
<v Speaker 2>to time travel to the past. Go and it drops

972
00:50:55.880 --> 00:50:58.320
<v Speaker 2>you in and you are in the line of sight

973
00:50:58.400 --> 00:51:01.679
<v Speaker 2>of the jfk assassination. Yeah, like if you know, if

974
00:51:01.679 --> 00:51:04.760
<v Speaker 2>you don't realize that in thirty second, your brains are done.

975
00:51:06.199 --> 00:51:07.960
<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm saying, would you take that risk?

976
00:51:08.320 --> 00:51:18.719
<v Speaker 3>You just turn around, You just see a stampede.

977
00:51:14.920 --> 00:51:17.840
<v Speaker 2>Animated nowhere to go?

978
00:51:18.199 --> 00:51:21.360
<v Speaker 4>Do you guys? Remember quantum leap right where where he

979
00:51:21.360 --> 00:51:23.079
<v Speaker 4>would go back in time and he would be he

980
00:51:23.079 --> 00:51:25.639
<v Speaker 4>would turn into it, he would be a real person. Right,

981
00:51:25.679 --> 00:51:28.119
<v Speaker 4>he would take the consciousness of a real person. I

982
00:51:28.159 --> 00:51:31.000
<v Speaker 4>was so upset that he never took the consciousness of

983
00:51:31.039 --> 00:51:36.559
<v Speaker 4>a porn star. He didn't wake up getting railed in

984
00:51:36.599 --> 00:51:38.159
<v Speaker 4>the fucking ass.

985
00:51:43.599 --> 00:51:44.639
<v Speaker 2>This movie's not real.

986
00:51:45.360 --> 00:51:46.559
<v Speaker 4>Could you imagine?

987
00:51:47.840 --> 00:51:49.920
<v Speaker 3>It's a it's a gig bag gets in the gun

988
00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:50.880
<v Speaker 3>for the hour and.

989
00:51:50.800 --> 00:51:53.639
<v Speaker 4>A half and he's stuck. He's just stuck.

990
00:51:54.519 --> 00:51:57.880
<v Speaker 3>No, I'm miscalculated, pit.

991
00:51:57.840 --> 00:52:03.400
<v Speaker 4>Roasted, pit roasted, and fucking fuck. Oh, I'd be so

992
00:52:03.519 --> 00:52:07.639
<v Speaker 4>fucked up. Oh shit, all right, we got ten minutes left.

993
00:52:08.440 --> 00:52:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, we could do a fast food review. Stn't did

994
00:52:10.920 --> 00:52:14.039
<v Speaker 2>you bring anything actually earlier?

995
00:52:14.199 --> 00:52:18.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh okay, alright, let's do this, let's do this. So so, okay,

996
00:52:18.639 --> 00:52:21.920
<v Speaker 4>I've got ten movies here, all right, I've got ten movies.

997
00:52:21.960 --> 00:52:24.360
<v Speaker 2>I've been eating the new Doritos. I'm just gonna say

998
00:52:24.360 --> 00:52:29.440
<v Speaker 2>it right now. Okay, they're okay, they you haven't stopped

999
00:52:29.480 --> 00:52:31.920
<v Speaker 2>eating them so right, because I'm hungry and they're all

1000
00:52:31.960 --> 00:52:34.039
<v Speaker 2>that's in here, all right, And I stopped now because

1001
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:35.440
<v Speaker 2>I don't have water. Now I'm out.

1002
00:52:35.519 --> 00:52:39.280
<v Speaker 4>So okay, these are the loaded tacos or whatever.

1003
00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:43.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the new Dorito's loaded taco flavor that won the

1004
00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:49.119
<v Speaker 2>contest or whatever, the three new flavors. It tastes like

1005
00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:52.039
<v Speaker 2>what tacos smell like when you walk in, like that

1006
00:52:52.199 --> 00:52:57.960
<v Speaker 2>heavy chili powder and cooman smell. Okay, So they're okay,

1007
00:52:58.199 --> 00:53:00.280
<v Speaker 2>Like if somebody had them out, great, I would never

1008
00:53:00.280 --> 00:53:03.360
<v Speaker 2>go out of my way to buy these again. Never, No, no,

1009
00:53:03.559 --> 00:53:06.559
<v Speaker 2>would they give them? Would better give them five out

1010
00:53:06.599 --> 00:53:06.920
<v Speaker 2>of ten?

1011
00:53:07.239 --> 00:53:08.280
<v Speaker 4>Would they be better with salt?

1012
00:53:10.199 --> 00:53:10.360
<v Speaker 3>No?

1013
00:53:11.000 --> 00:53:14.559
<v Speaker 2>Okay, maybe maybe this sounds weird, but if you were

1014
00:53:14.599 --> 00:53:17.559
<v Speaker 2>just to dip them lightly, like a little dip or

1015
00:53:17.599 --> 00:53:25.320
<v Speaker 2>wipe in sour cream, then they might be better. Okay, Okay, anyway,

1016
00:53:25.400 --> 00:53:26.920
<v Speaker 2>you have ten movies, I.

1017
00:53:26.840 --> 00:53:33.440
<v Speaker 4>Have ten movies. All of these movies are at least trilogies, okay,

1018
00:53:35.239 --> 00:53:40.239
<v Speaker 4>and I want you guys to help rank them from

1019
00:53:40.519 --> 00:53:46.679
<v Speaker 4>worst best okay, top ten, top ten yep. Okay, So

1020
00:53:46.880 --> 00:53:50.800
<v Speaker 4>I kept a few out, like Star Wars, Harry Potter,

1021
00:53:51.639 --> 00:53:54.920
<v Speaker 4>Pirates of the Caribbean, right, kept these out, So this

1022
00:53:55.039 --> 00:53:58.840
<v Speaker 4>isn't everyone, This is just ten movies.

1023
00:53:59.400 --> 00:54:04.639
<v Speaker 2>You're trying to stay more true to closer to a trilogy, Nopeka, These.

1024
00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:09.840
<v Speaker 4>Are just ten movies. It's it's the franchise, okay, as

1025
00:54:09.880 --> 00:54:14.719
<v Speaker 4>a whole, oh, franchise. So some of which we have,

1026
00:54:14.920 --> 00:54:16.599
<v Speaker 4>Some of these we haven't heard in a little while.

1027
00:54:16.719 --> 00:54:18.480
<v Speaker 4>Some of them are brand new, right, So you've got

1028
00:54:18.559 --> 00:54:22.480
<v Speaker 4>Jurassic Park has a new one out, Final Destination has

1029
00:54:22.519 --> 00:54:28.079
<v Speaker 4>a new one out, right, The Transformers they just came

1030
00:54:28.119 --> 00:54:31.760
<v Speaker 4>out with a cartoon, a new cartoon movie a year

1031
00:54:31.840 --> 00:54:35.280
<v Speaker 4>or so ago. Right. But then you've got Batman, right,

1032
00:54:35.960 --> 00:54:38.519
<v Speaker 4>a little older hasn't been out in a hot minute.

1033
00:54:39.320 --> 00:54:42.159
<v Speaker 2>So you're gonna encompass all the Batman's.

1034
00:54:41.719 --> 00:54:54.559
<v Speaker 4>Yep, yep, Okay, yep. You've got the Matrix, Halloween, James Bond,

1035
00:54:56.360 --> 00:55:06.679
<v Speaker 4>National Lampoon, Saw, and die Hard.

1036
00:55:08.559 --> 00:55:10.519
<v Speaker 2>Hm hmmm, so we've got d It would have been

1037
00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:12.760
<v Speaker 2>nice to actually have this list text to us, No

1038
00:55:12.800 --> 00:55:16.599
<v Speaker 2>ahead of time. I didn't want to keep looking at them. No,

1039
00:55:16.599 --> 00:55:18.360
<v Speaker 2>not for ranking, like like what I mean is like

1040
00:55:18.679 --> 00:55:22.320
<v Speaker 2>now now, well, Stone already wrote them all down. Stone

1041
00:55:22.360 --> 00:55:25.559
<v Speaker 2>wrote them all down. He's got track of it. I

1042
00:55:25.559 --> 00:55:28.320
<v Speaker 2>feel like in this whole list, National Lampoon's got to

1043
00:55:28.320 --> 00:55:28.960
<v Speaker 2>be probably like.

1044
00:55:29.039 --> 00:55:33.440
<v Speaker 3>Last Yeah, either that or Saw.

1045
00:55:33.960 --> 00:55:36.880
<v Speaker 2>They've got to be. I think Saw holds more relevance.

1046
00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:44.719
<v Speaker 2>The problem is there, you go. So the problem is

1047
00:55:44.760 --> 00:55:45.840
<v Speaker 2>as a franchise.

1048
00:55:46.400 --> 00:55:49.760
<v Speaker 4>As a franchise, right, there's there were good movies and

1049
00:55:49.800 --> 00:55:51.639
<v Speaker 4>bad movies to all of these, right.

1050
00:55:51.559 --> 00:55:53.480
<v Speaker 2>We're ranking these. Shut the fuck up, you give us

1051
00:55:53.480 --> 00:55:56.239
<v Speaker 2>the list. This is Stone, nice, help me you back

1052
00:55:56.239 --> 00:56:02.719
<v Speaker 2>off more so, Stone. Okay, No, the the National Lampoons thing,

1053
00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:05.800
<v Speaker 2>what I was gonna say is there may be better

1054
00:56:06.840 --> 00:56:12.400
<v Speaker 2>more National Lampoon movies than there are Saw movies. Yeah,

1055
00:56:12.719 --> 00:56:15.400
<v Speaker 2>does that make sense? Like I saw one two grade

1056
00:56:15.519 --> 00:56:17.440
<v Speaker 2>three starting to teeter. The rest of U Saw is

1057
00:56:17.519 --> 00:56:18.320
<v Speaker 2>like what the fuck?

1058
00:56:18.440 --> 00:56:20.079
<v Speaker 3>Right? Yeah, you just started murder.

1059
00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:23.000
<v Speaker 2>We're just trying to print money, right, Whereas National Lampoons

1060
00:56:23.000 --> 00:56:24.519
<v Speaker 2>were so spread out. I think one of the worst

1061
00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:29.000
<v Speaker 2>ones is probably the first one, the original vacation. Yeah,

1062
00:56:29.119 --> 00:56:31.800
<v Speaker 2>it's like could but you have to think National Lampoons.

1063
00:56:31.880 --> 00:56:38.559
<v Speaker 2>National Lampoons also includes Van Wilder correct, yep, right, Christmas vacation, Right,

1064
00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Vegas vacation, Christmas vacation. I'm sure Van Wilder two, like

1065
00:56:43.960 --> 00:56:47.199
<v Speaker 2>straight to DVD whatever. I don't know.

1066
00:56:47.239 --> 00:56:47.679
<v Speaker 3>It's tough.

1067
00:56:47.760 --> 00:56:51.239
<v Speaker 2>It's tough. But I do feel like in this list

1068
00:56:51.320 --> 00:56:53.800
<v Speaker 2>of lists that I still think that they're probably at

1069
00:56:53.800 --> 00:56:55.440
<v Speaker 2>the bottom.

1070
00:56:55.639 --> 00:56:58.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I agree with that.

1071
00:56:58.519 --> 00:57:03.039
<v Speaker 2>So National Lampoon's ten. Is there anything that would contend

1072
00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:07.320
<v Speaker 2>with Saw to go at nine? Maybe die Hard? I

1073
00:57:07.360 --> 00:57:09.239
<v Speaker 2>would put die Hard for sure? Can I put die

1074
00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:09.920
<v Speaker 2>Hard back to ten?

1075
00:57:11.320 --> 00:57:11.519
<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

1076
00:57:11.880 --> 00:57:12.599
<v Speaker 2>Is there an eleven?

1077
00:57:13.000 --> 00:57:13.360
<v Speaker 5>Really?

1078
00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:15.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't like die Hard. I never have. It's like

1079
00:57:16.000 --> 00:57:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Indiana Jones, assume me kill me. I don't care. I'm

1080
00:57:19.519 --> 00:57:22.079
<v Speaker 2>just just never into it. I just never got into it. Actually,

1081
00:57:22.119 --> 00:57:24.639
<v Speaker 2>that's not true. I do really like Diehard three, the

1082
00:57:24.679 --> 00:57:27.599
<v Speaker 2>one with Samuel L. Jackson's that's a great one. The

1083
00:57:27.639 --> 00:57:29.000
<v Speaker 2>rest of them just don't do it for me.

1084
00:57:30.239 --> 00:57:32.199
<v Speaker 4>So you want you guys want die Hard at ten?

1085
00:57:32.480 --> 00:57:35.199
<v Speaker 2>No? No, I still go with National Lampoons because I

1086
00:57:35.199 --> 00:57:39.760
<v Speaker 2>think die Hard trying to rank as a place of overall.

1087
00:57:40.679 --> 00:57:44.719
<v Speaker 2>But Diehard would contend at nine for me? Yeah, Diehard, Saw?

1088
00:57:45.679 --> 00:57:47.639
<v Speaker 3>I have to say die Hard and Saw for sure.

1089
00:57:48.119 --> 00:57:52.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so we'll go die Hard nine, Saw eight? Yeah, Okay,

1090
00:57:52.920 --> 00:57:54.599
<v Speaker 2>what's the ees? What's left on the list?

1091
00:57:55.079 --> 00:57:55.280
<v Speaker 3>Got?

1092
00:57:55.320 --> 00:58:01.320
<v Speaker 4>I would argue, you got Jurassic par the Matrix. That's

1093
00:58:01.400 --> 00:58:03.840
<v Speaker 4>up their final destination either.

1094
00:58:04.079 --> 00:58:07.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh, final destination for me would be close to this.

1095
00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:11.719
<v Speaker 2>Were we at eight or seven? You're at seven?

1096
00:58:11.880 --> 00:58:14.719
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, this is the or No, this is the

1097
00:58:14.800 --> 00:58:15.639
<v Speaker 3>number six slot.

1098
00:58:15.880 --> 00:58:17.920
<v Speaker 2>No, No, I think this is seven.

1099
00:58:18.960 --> 00:58:22.280
<v Speaker 4>So you got National Diehard Saw. That is what you

1100
00:58:22.320 --> 00:58:22.880
<v Speaker 4>have so far.

1101
00:58:23.480 --> 00:58:29.159
<v Speaker 3>Mm hmm. I would say Final Destination is a good one. Yeah,

1102
00:58:29.239 --> 00:58:30.199
<v Speaker 3>but right there.

1103
00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:34.360
<v Speaker 2>Again, like I'm trying to give it the glory of

1104
00:58:34.840 --> 00:58:37.360
<v Speaker 2>the prestige that it brings, because I'm not a huge

1105
00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Final Destination fan, and not even not even the first

1106
00:58:40.079 --> 00:58:42.280
<v Speaker 2>couple just was never into it. Not my thing.

1107
00:58:43.039 --> 00:58:45.719
<v Speaker 4>I heard this pretty good.

1108
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:48.880
<v Speaker 3>Next, I would say, maybe Transformers.

1109
00:58:50.360 --> 00:58:55.679
<v Speaker 2>We're sitting at six now, Yes, we got Transformers, Jurassic Park, James.

1110
00:58:55.280 --> 00:58:58.480
<v Speaker 4>Bond, Halloween, the Matrix, and Batman.

1111
00:59:00.840 --> 00:59:08.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree with that. Okay, number five.

1112
00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:12.920
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so now we got let me just mark where

1113
00:59:12.920 --> 00:59:18.400
<v Speaker 3>we're at here. So we got I heard so that lampoon.

1114
00:59:22.320 --> 00:59:27.960
<v Speaker 2>Mmm, number five, So listen list the last five again. Dome,

1115
00:59:28.239 --> 00:59:29.280
<v Speaker 2>James Bond, you.

1116
00:59:29.360 --> 00:59:36.440
<v Speaker 4>Got Jurassic Park, Matrix, Halloween, Halloween, James Bond, and Batman.

1117
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:40.159
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna say it five we probably my vote would

1118
00:59:40.159 --> 00:59:45.719
<v Speaker 2>be probably the Matrix really because now I don't know.

1119
00:59:45.800 --> 00:59:47.400
<v Speaker 2>I think it's one of the best movies in the

1120
00:59:47.559 --> 00:59:51.360
<v Speaker 2>entire list, but but it's only one, only one. The

1121
00:59:51.360 --> 00:59:55.599
<v Speaker 2>rest of it is not. It is not worthy to

1122
00:59:55.679 --> 00:59:58.559
<v Speaker 2>be in the top three. I don't think.

1123
01:00:01.840 --> 01:00:04.639
<v Speaker 3>I would say next on the list maybe James Bond.

1124
01:00:04.679 --> 01:00:07.119
<v Speaker 2>That's where I was leading with James Bond. Wow, there's

1125
01:00:07.159 --> 01:00:09.039
<v Speaker 2>a lot that I can scratch off and not give

1126
01:00:09.079 --> 01:00:12.360
<v Speaker 2>a shit about. There's a lot that are great, but

1127
01:00:12.400 --> 01:00:14.679
<v Speaker 2>there's something about it, like it doesn't matter. Is when

1128
01:00:14.679 --> 01:00:17.840
<v Speaker 2>they start a new director and a new actor is

1129
01:00:17.960 --> 01:00:21.880
<v Speaker 2>James Bond, Like it gets me intrigued at least for

1130
01:00:21.920 --> 01:00:23.440
<v Speaker 2>a couple of movies, and then the ones I'm not

1131
01:00:23.480 --> 01:00:25.119
<v Speaker 2>intrigued about when I do see him, I'm like, those

1132
01:00:25.119 --> 01:00:26.119
<v Speaker 2>are great fucking movies.

1133
01:00:27.400 --> 01:00:33.159
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, James, four of those weird ones where like it,

1134
01:00:33.159 --> 01:00:37.519
<v Speaker 4>it doesn't ever matter where they're at. It's just a

1135
01:00:37.719 --> 01:00:43.199
<v Speaker 4>fun it's a fun universe, it's a fun idea. It's

1136
01:00:43.199 --> 01:00:46.199
<v Speaker 4>a fun it's a fun movie. Nine times out of ten.

1137
01:00:46.280 --> 01:00:56.119
<v Speaker 4>It's easy, and it's charismatic. It's alluring, right but yet,

1138
01:00:56.239 --> 01:01:00.719
<v Speaker 4>but yet, when they're not out forget about it.

1139
01:01:01.480 --> 01:01:05.679
<v Speaker 2>Sure, yeah, yeah, true number three.

1140
01:01:07.239 --> 01:01:09.880
<v Speaker 3>So we got Drastic Park, Batman, Halloween left.

1141
01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:11.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna go Halloween at number three.

1142
01:01:12.159 --> 01:01:14.239
<v Speaker 3>I like that. That's a good answer. Wow. I thought

1143
01:01:14.239 --> 01:01:15.639
<v Speaker 3>that would be towards that as well.

1144
01:01:15.920 --> 01:01:18.039
<v Speaker 4>I thought that would be one or two for you guys.

1145
01:01:19.559 --> 01:01:21.000
<v Speaker 2>There's a lot of weak movies in there.

1146
01:01:21.719 --> 01:01:24.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I think maybe Batman and then Jurassic

1147
01:01:25.039 --> 01:01:26.800
<v Speaker 3>But then again, you can make a case for Drastic

1148
01:01:26.800 --> 01:01:27.880
<v Speaker 3>and then Batman number one.

1149
01:01:28.199 --> 01:01:30.320
<v Speaker 2>I think.

1150
01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:34.320
<v Speaker 3>Maybe more towards Batman made number one.

1151
01:01:35.519 --> 01:01:37.039
<v Speaker 2>That's where I'm leaning right now.

1152
01:01:37.559 --> 01:01:39.880
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, if you ask me in a different day, it

1153
01:01:39.920 --> 01:01:40.880
<v Speaker 3>might let's say different.

1154
01:01:43.559 --> 01:01:47.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's tough. I don't know. I'm gonna say that's

1155
01:01:47.760 --> 01:01:49.360
<v Speaker 2>where I would lean right now, as I would lean

1156
01:01:49.480 --> 01:01:57.760
<v Speaker 2>number two, Jurassic Park, number one, Batman. I mean, those

1157
01:01:57.760 --> 01:02:02.480
<v Speaker 2>three movies by Christopher Nolan by themselves, could rank up

1158
01:02:02.599 --> 01:02:06.880
<v Speaker 2>against all of these. And then you're talking about then

1159
01:02:06.920 --> 01:02:09.199
<v Speaker 2>you then you add in the other Batman's like we have.

1160
01:02:09.320 --> 01:02:11.360
<v Speaker 2>We've only gotten the one with Pattinson and it was

1161
01:02:11.440 --> 01:02:12.760
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was really good.

1162
01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:16.119
<v Speaker 3>Amazing, Yeah, it was such a good movie.

1163
01:02:17.639 --> 01:02:19.719
<v Speaker 4>I mean, shit, if you wanted to throw in Arkham

1164
01:02:20.039 --> 01:02:22.400
<v Speaker 4>the TV series that was phenomenal.

1165
01:02:23.400 --> 01:02:27.840
<v Speaker 2>Right, but yeah, I think I think Batman takes the

1166
01:02:27.880 --> 01:02:31.719
<v Speaker 2>cake on this one. I think there's ah too much,

1167
01:02:31.760 --> 01:02:35.320
<v Speaker 2>too powerful Jurassic Park. Some of the movies like that,

1168
01:02:35.400 --> 01:02:37.840
<v Speaker 2>even though even though they're still good, like like Jurassic

1169
01:02:37.920 --> 01:02:41.480
<v Speaker 2>Park number three, right, yeah, or yeah two and three,

1170
01:02:41.559 --> 01:02:45.239
<v Speaker 2>like they're good, but you're like, you kind of living

1171
01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:46.440
<v Speaker 2>off the hype of number one.

1172
01:02:46.880 --> 01:02:49.920
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Dressic Park three is kind of like the Grinch

1173
01:02:50.480 --> 01:02:53.280
<v Speaker 3>stole Christmas. If you fell asleep in any part of it,

1174
01:02:53.360 --> 01:02:55.719
<v Speaker 3>you woke up and you were like, h you're yeah,

1175
01:02:55.719 --> 01:02:58.400
<v Speaker 3>you're not going to watch it from here? Yeah, Yeah,

1176
01:02:58.800 --> 01:03:00.000
<v Speaker 3>that's what dress Park three is like.

1177
01:03:00.159 --> 01:03:00.519
<v Speaker 4>Agree.

1178
01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:03.960
<v Speaker 2>And and then the newer Jurassic Parks, I feel like

1179
01:03:04.039 --> 01:03:06.800
<v Speaker 2>kind of the same thing you have the first one

1180
01:03:06.840 --> 01:03:09.400
<v Speaker 2>with Chris Pratt that was I thought, really great, and

1181
01:03:09.440 --> 01:03:11.039
<v Speaker 2>then the other ones were just kind of trying to

1182
01:03:11.079 --> 01:03:14.440
<v Speaker 2>live off of that, and you know, they're good, but

1183
01:03:14.480 --> 01:03:17.679
<v Speaker 2>they're not They're nowhere near as good as the first one.

1184
01:03:18.679 --> 01:03:21.000
<v Speaker 2>So I am curious to watch this one. It was

1185
01:03:21.000 --> 01:03:22.599
<v Speaker 2>a good one that you just saw in Dome, so

1186
01:03:23.000 --> 01:03:23.559
<v Speaker 2>I liked it.

1187
01:03:23.559 --> 01:03:26.599
<v Speaker 4>It was the I mean, their main story was a

1188
01:03:26.599 --> 01:03:29.119
<v Speaker 4>little lazy, I think, but not in a way that

1189
01:03:29.880 --> 01:03:32.400
<v Speaker 4>bothered me to never see it again. I'll probably see

1190
01:03:32.400 --> 01:03:35.000
<v Speaker 4>it again, not in theaters. I mean, I'll watch it

1191
01:03:35.000 --> 01:03:35.880
<v Speaker 4>when it comes out, you know.

1192
01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:37.920
<v Speaker 3>But all right, you know what, I'll say this after

1193
01:03:38.000 --> 01:03:41.079
<v Speaker 3>watching so much of Avery, the Jurassic Park series on Netflix,

1194
01:03:41.280 --> 01:03:43.880
<v Speaker 3>like the the Kids Show then kind of like the

1195
01:03:43.880 --> 01:03:44.480
<v Speaker 3>other Kids show.

1196
01:03:44.599 --> 01:03:45.400
<v Speaker 4>Yeah they're good.

1197
01:03:45.440 --> 01:03:46.159
<v Speaker 3>Those are really good.

1198
01:03:46.519 --> 01:03:48.119
<v Speaker 2>I got it good, I do go guy to say

1199
01:03:48.119 --> 01:03:50.840
<v Speaker 2>speaking in Jurassic Park. A couple weeks ago, it was

1200
01:03:50.880 --> 01:03:52.840
<v Speaker 2>on I think it was on like a Friday. Stone

1201
01:03:52.880 --> 01:03:55.880
<v Speaker 2>and I were on the phone and I was outside

1202
01:03:55.920 --> 01:03:57.360
<v Speaker 2>talking to him, and then I come in and I'm

1203
01:03:57.360 --> 01:03:58.880
<v Speaker 2>talking to him and I don't even have the TV

1204
01:03:59.000 --> 01:04:01.039
<v Speaker 2>on that loud. I have it on like a volume

1205
01:04:01.079 --> 01:04:04.159
<v Speaker 2>of twelve, but I have Stone on speaker because I

1206
01:04:04.159 --> 01:04:06.559
<v Speaker 2>couldn't find my AirPod. So we're just talking and all

1207
01:04:06.559 --> 01:04:08.239
<v Speaker 2>of a sudden, in the middle of the conversation, he's like,

1208
01:04:08.360 --> 01:04:11.159
<v Speaker 2>you watching Jurassic Park. And it was a scene where

1209
01:04:11.199 --> 01:04:14.440
<v Speaker 2>the goat comes up on the elevator and I just

1210
01:04:14.519 --> 01:04:18.920
<v Speaker 2>looked up and I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1211
01:04:17.719 --> 01:04:18.320
<v Speaker 3>That's funny.

1212
01:04:18.760 --> 01:04:21.360
<v Speaker 4>That's funny. I like, I like one one was such

1213
01:04:21.360 --> 01:04:25.000
<v Speaker 4>a good movie. Well, the original Jurassic Park was so

1214
01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:27.719
<v Speaker 4>such a good movie. But all right, so this is

1215
01:04:27.719 --> 01:04:30.360
<v Speaker 4>your list from ten to one. You guys got National Lampoon,

1216
01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:37.519
<v Speaker 4>die Hard, saw Final Destination, Transformers, Matrix, James Bond, Halloween,

1217
01:04:39.119 --> 01:04:42.360
<v Speaker 4>Jurassic Park, and Batman. Surprised.

1218
01:04:42.360 --> 01:04:44.639
<v Speaker 3>I think that's a solid list. I think.

1219
01:04:44.679 --> 01:04:47.760
<v Speaker 2>So I was forgetting a couple of them, like around six,

1220
01:04:47.880 --> 01:04:49.360
<v Speaker 2>like I could interchange kind of like.

1221
01:04:49.320 --> 01:04:50.039
<v Speaker 3>Six through eight.

1222
01:04:50.239 --> 01:04:54.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, on a given day. I feel like for me,

1223
01:04:54.960 --> 01:04:56.639
<v Speaker 2>ten and nine are going to stay where it's at,

1224
01:04:57.079 --> 01:04:59.280
<v Speaker 2>and I.

1225
01:04:59.239 --> 01:05:01.000
<v Speaker 3>The only what I could switch around would be like

1226
01:05:01.079 --> 01:05:03.000
<v Speaker 3>sawing Diehard, I would probably put die Head.

1227
01:05:03.159 --> 01:05:05.480
<v Speaker 2>I kind of forgot about Final Destination, so I would

1228
01:05:05.480 --> 01:05:08.599
<v Speaker 2>have actually ranked that lower on my own bracket. Yeah,

1229
01:05:08.599 --> 01:05:10.800
<v Speaker 2>like I would have had that at probably eight or nine.

1230
01:05:12.159 --> 01:05:14.960
<v Speaker 4>It was weird because when I was making this list,

1231
01:05:15.159 --> 01:05:18.760
<v Speaker 4>I was like, I actually thought that Final Destination would

1232
01:05:18.760 --> 01:05:20.440
<v Speaker 4>be on the bottom for you guys, and I thought

1233
01:05:20.599 --> 01:05:22.719
<v Speaker 4>National Lampoon would be hot, Like I actually thought they

1234
01:05:22.719 --> 01:05:25.400
<v Speaker 4>would be transposed. I thought National Lampoon would be in

1235
01:05:25.400 --> 01:05:29.920
<v Speaker 4>the seven range and Final Destination would be on the bottom.

1236
01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:32.559
<v Speaker 2>I think the National Lampoons are good movies like, they're

1237
01:05:32.639 --> 01:05:33.360
<v Speaker 2>fun movies.

1238
01:05:33.480 --> 01:05:33.920
<v Speaker 3>They're fun.

1239
01:05:34.159 --> 01:05:37.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're not good movies, but they're iconic. Like Vegas

1240
01:05:37.360 --> 01:05:41.320
<v Speaker 2>Vacation is a garbage ass movie, but yeah, yeah it's

1241
01:05:41.320 --> 01:05:42.000
<v Speaker 2>super fun.

1242
01:05:42.920 --> 01:05:46.360
<v Speaker 3>So the Naked Mindy and seem so. Yeah. They started

1243
01:05:46.400 --> 01:05:48.960
<v Speaker 3>doing like a bunch of like straight to DVD movies.

1244
01:05:49.079 --> 01:05:51.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I thought about doing American Pye. American Pie was

1245
01:05:52.000 --> 01:05:55.320
<v Speaker 4>another one I thought about putting in here. I thought about.

1246
01:05:55.079 --> 01:05:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Putting I'd have had those listed somewhere around five. Scream,

1247
01:05:58.920 --> 01:06:00.519
<v Speaker 2>I would have had Ship. I would I had Scream

1248
01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:01.119
<v Speaker 2>in the top three.

1249
01:06:01.199 --> 01:06:02.199
<v Speaker 3>I had Scream at three.

1250
01:06:02.320 --> 01:06:04.400
<v Speaker 4>I thought I thought about putting Scream instead of Hot.

1251
01:06:05.559 --> 01:06:09.440
<v Speaker 2>If you had Scream and Halloween, I would have Scream

1252
01:06:09.519 --> 01:06:10.960
<v Speaker 2>ranked higher than Halloween.

1253
01:06:11.280 --> 01:06:11.880
<v Speaker 3>I would too.

1254
01:06:12.239 --> 01:06:14.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I just as a franchise, they put out better

1255
01:06:14.920 --> 01:06:18.280
<v Speaker 2>movies as a whole. Yeah, yeah, than all the Halloween movies.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's why llueen four through six or like seven,

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<v Speaker 2>they're all interchangeable.

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<v Speaker 4>But that's why I kept out. That's why I kept

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<v Speaker 4>out certain movies like Nightmare on elm streetet that's Harry Potter,

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<v Speaker 4>Star Wars, those those genres Pirates of the Caribbean. I

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<v Speaker 4>kept those out because I wanted to make this a

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<v Speaker 4>little bit tougher, and I thought this would be a

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<v Speaker 4>tougher list for you guys, but you knocked out of

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<v Speaker 4>the park.

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<v Speaker 2>You who would you put it number one?

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<v Speaker 4>Just to quick gander, I would have had I would

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<v Speaker 4>have had Transformers and Halloween transposed, So Transformers would have

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<v Speaker 4>been my number three. But uh, Batman and Jurassic Park

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<v Speaker 4>it would have been one and two in that order,

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<v Speaker 4>in that way. Yeah, yeah, same way as you guys. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>The the only thing, like I said, the only thing

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<v Speaker 4>different for me would have been final destination would have

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<v Speaker 4>been would have been at the bottom.

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<v Speaker 2>Mhm.

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<v Speaker 4>And then I would have moved everything up one h uh.

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<v Speaker 4>And then Transformers and Halloween would have been transposed, so

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<v Speaker 4>Halloween would have been six, Transformers would have been three.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's good.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, But that's personal preference, right, That's what's fun about

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<v Speaker 4>these personal preferences.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I ask you guys, one, would raw rather before

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<v Speaker 2>we go?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you rather have an Audi butthole or in any nose.

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<v Speaker 3>An Audi butthole so I can hold it like a

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<v Speaker 3>hose and just painted fecal Jackson Pollock.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it doesn't say how big it is, right, Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I would rather have an audi butthole than a nose

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<v Speaker 2>that's inside my face looking like Michael Jackson, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like skeletal.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you gonna get those buggers out?

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<v Speaker 2>Could you imagine?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have like a booger Scooper?

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, weird conspiracy theory. What if Michael Jackson wasn't molesting kids,

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<v Speaker 4>he was actually trying to save them and it was

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<v Speaker 4>a conspiracy to get him because he was really opening

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<v Speaker 4>up the Neverland Ranch to try and save these kids

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<v Speaker 4>that were getting molested and trafficked by.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you doing like the reverse Peter Pan theory? You

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<v Speaker 2>know what I'm saying, where like there's a big theory

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<v Speaker 2>that Peter Pan. Well, yeah, I mean he was a

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<v Speaker 2>bad guy and the and the pirates are the good guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, So like he's actually trying to save these kids

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<v Speaker 4>from the industry, from Hollywood and all these big, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>moguls that were trafficking and doing things, and then they

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<v Speaker 4>just made him out to look like a fucking absolute

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<v Speaker 4>lunatic and he, I mean, they were too powerful. They

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<v Speaker 4>couldn't you know, he couldn't defend himself.

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<v Speaker 5>Ship it.

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<v Speaker 2>Thrilling, thrilling, love it Audi, would you say one eighty

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<v Speaker 2>three catch next week?

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's the name of our episode is Audi Butthole.

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<v Speaker 2>You waited, You waited an hour and six seven minutes

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<v Speaker 2>to get that title.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Hey, what do you call an Indian dating site?

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<v Speaker 2>Connect the dots, Connect the dots come again.

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<v Speaker 4>It was

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<v Speaker 2>Basi