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<v Speaker 1>What's going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Not much.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been laughing about how like Trump somehow lost an

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<v Speaker 3>election in Canada.

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<v Speaker 2>That's really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, he's it's impressive that quickly. It's all just it's

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<v Speaker 1>all just going to ship with him. They are like

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<v Speaker 1>alienating everyone. He made China and Japan are on the

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<v Speaker 1>same page. Now, like that is that is? Uh? Man,

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<v Speaker 1>you did it, congratulations. If you had intentionally done it,

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<v Speaker 1>it would be one of the greatest Lake diplomatic moves.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you just It's funny though, Like there's a rare

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<v Speaker 3>or really rare thing can happen in parliamentary politics, and

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<v Speaker 3>it happened in Canada. I've seen it happen in Australia,

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<v Speaker 3>which is that the guy who was like in line

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<v Speaker 3>to BPM because you know, in the parliamentary system, you

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<v Speaker 3>don't vote for the guy itself, you vote for the

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<v Speaker 3>party and then the party leader becomes head. So you

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<v Speaker 3>have to have a seat in parliament in order to

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<v Speaker 3>be able to.

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<v Speaker 2>Be the head of the party. Right, So our god.

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<v Speaker 3>Awful piece of shit MP for example, is like the

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<v Speaker 3>MP for like Candate. Right, But anyway, Pollybear, the head

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<v Speaker 3>of the Conservatives, lost his seat like not just like

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<v Speaker 3>that the Conservatives lost the election in Canada. He's not

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<v Speaker 3>in parliament anymore. Like that's how much, absolutely not And

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<v Speaker 3>it's very funny to me. I'm just like I'll take anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take anything, bro anything, Like I'm just like I'm

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<v Speaker 3>hanging on by a fucking thread.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, like, I you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Electoral politics is not our salvation. That's not what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 2>What I'm saying is I want to laugh at fascists.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I'm doing that every day, Like we like

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<v Speaker 1>these people are idiots. They're terrible at this. They're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like you, what what are we doing here? Like what

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<v Speaker 1>are you? Like? You you're trying it, but you're not

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<v Speaker 1>trying it the way you should do it, and especially

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<v Speaker 1>not if you don't want to be under the thumb

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<v Speaker 1>of China.

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, like I guess that deep in my soul,

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<v Speaker 3>I think what is happening here is that they have

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<v Speaker 3>failed to come to grips with the fact that all

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<v Speaker 3>of this stuff takes takes time. Like if you want

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<v Speaker 3>to do whatever the fuck this is, you need to

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<v Speaker 3>kind of like put in a lot more time and effort.

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<v Speaker 3>But then the other thing that they have fail to consider,

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<v Speaker 3>is that America's treat pilled. Oh you know, like we're

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<v Speaker 3>the they're the treat lovingest people in the world, and

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<v Speaker 3>now the treats aren't coming like oh God, bless y'all

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<v Speaker 3>in the next month.

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's looking.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's uh, yeah, it's if they if they

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<v Speaker 1>were doing I know, if you're not, like not only

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<v Speaker 1>is it that, it's like how how do you like,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you misread this thing with tariffs so bad?

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<v Speaker 1>You get this one guy who's like, yeah, tariffs are

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<v Speaker 1>going to fix everything. Trump's on board because like he

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<v Speaker 1>you know, remembers like some terriffs from when he was younger,

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<v Speaker 1>and you know he's read all this stuff, and you

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<v Speaker 1>know he hates the income tax, so it's going to

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<v Speaker 1>replace the tariffs. Like like you like, are they like

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<v Speaker 1>they throwing away like so much of this, so much

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<v Speaker 1>of their opportunities, so much of everything to fight the

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<v Speaker 1>stupid thing over tariffs, which is like alienating business, which

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to do, which is like pushing all

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<v Speaker 1>of your enemies together like against you, which you really

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to do, and which is like just you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing it for something, so something that that everybody knew

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<v Speaker 1>was going everybody knew was going to fail, like everybody

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<v Speaker 1>you talk to. I'm not in economics. I don't have

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<v Speaker 1>an economics degree. I don't respect economists anyway, But like

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<v Speaker 1>even even I knew, because you like, how how are

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<v Speaker 1>like how is that going to replace all the income

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<v Speaker 1>dext you have? How is that going to even pay

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<v Speaker 1>for like our military, like the people that you really

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<v Speaker 1>need to keep happy if you like, how how is

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<v Speaker 1>any of that happening? And it's just like.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I find it very funny anyway, But because

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<v Speaker 3>like whenever Americans think they pay too much in taxes,

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<v Speaker 3>I just think it's fucking hilarious.

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<v Speaker 2>It is like yeah, bro, yeah, that's what's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, sure, Yeah. The problem is you don't pay

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<v Speaker 3>enough in taxes. That's your fucking issue right there. I mean, like, granted,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, I've seen good critiques from the left of

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<v Speaker 3>like what if America tax more because there's like they

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<v Speaker 3>would just spend it on more military, And I'm like, oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true, that's probably true.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, like there are a lot of things that

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<v Speaker 1>I that I support, but not under this government, like

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<v Speaker 1>under that yeah, yeah, because they're not because they're not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna like they're not They're not gonna do it right,

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<v Speaker 1>They're just gonna suck everything up. They're just gonna quite

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<v Speaker 1>So you know, I support I support taxing these people

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<v Speaker 1>more heavily. I support a lot of this stuff, but

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<v Speaker 1>I don't like for the US to do it. Now. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, first of all, they're not going to and

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<v Speaker 1>second of all, if they did, it would be used

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<v Speaker 1>for something evil at the very least, So yeah. Fuck.

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<v Speaker 3>Meanwhile, I'm here, like to frightened to open, like my

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<v Speaker 3>I wrote a ranting email to my MP about trans writes,

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<v Speaker 3>and like she's written me back, and I'm too afraid

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<v Speaker 3>to open, even.

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<v Speaker 2>Though I want to like go and yell at her

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<v Speaker 2>in her.

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<v Speaker 3>Face because I like demanded a face to face meeting

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<v Speaker 3>because I was like, say it to my face, Like

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<v Speaker 3>tell me all my loved ones I'd like have to

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<v Speaker 3>show their junk to the bathroom police, say it to

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<v Speaker 3>my face.

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<v Speaker 2>I want you to tell me that. But now I'm like, oh.

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<v Speaker 1>No, an email, so.

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<v Speaker 2>Like fallen at the first hurdle and I'm like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>too busy for this.

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<v Speaker 3>I gotta go podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'm sure it's like uh, women, gender or something something.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think it's good.

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<v Speaker 3>She's just gonna be like, on the one hand, you're right.

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<v Speaker 3>On the other hand, have you considered that we've been

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<v Speaker 3>completely captured by five women who are completely insane? It's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I have considered that. Actually, what I what I am

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<v Speaker 3>indicating is that you shouldn't be right.

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<v Speaker 1>The joys of liberal feminism.

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<v Speaker 2>You did it women, Yeah, they're doing great.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, those like thousands or so women or whatever across

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<v Speaker 1>the world who have attained like levels of actual power. Congrats,

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<v Speaker 1>he did it.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the peak. That's it. Nice one. Thanks.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone else just gets to hang out and best in that.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess, right, I mean yeah, which is a lot

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<v Speaker 3>like uh, people conclaves because it's a real sausage fest.

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<v Speaker 2>So you know, what, can I say?

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<v Speaker 1>You should have some women around to uh, to get

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<v Speaker 1>a different, different perspective.

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<v Speaker 3>The legend of Pope Joe notwithstanding, that's right, m hmmm,

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<v Speaker 3>quite so.

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<v Speaker 1>I know there are a lot of legends that are fun,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's like, how would you ever believe that the

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<v Speaker 1>number of.

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<v Speaker 2>People who really want to It's it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>People ask me about it all the time, and they

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<v Speaker 3>really like that one, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Which I don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm kind of like it's it's funny because like some

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<v Speaker 3>of some of them want to do it from like

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<v Speaker 3>a liberal girl power one where they're like girls can

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<v Speaker 3>do it too, like go on and gas.

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<v Speaker 1>Like no they can't, they can't, Like that can't. That's

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<v Speaker 1>the thing it's like.

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<v Speaker 3>And then some people like to do it from a

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<v Speaker 3>like oh haha, like the perversion of the church stance,

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<v Speaker 3>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, but like I mean, like I.

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<v Speaker 2>Fully saw people.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw people online doing girl boss papacy in.

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<v Speaker 1>I did.

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<v Speaker 3>They're like they're like I would like to see a

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<v Speaker 3>woman pope and I'm like, well, you're not gonna like that,

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<v Speaker 3>Like what are you talking about?

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<v Speaker 1>I need I need everyone to understand that you could

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<v Speaker 1>as religious as you want, and that's great. It is

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<v Speaker 1>so good if you have a personal relationship with God

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<v Speaker 1>that you find meaning in and everything, that is perfectly

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<v Speaker 1>fucking great. However, I need you to understand one thing Intrinsically,

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<v Speaker 1>when the revolution happens, all of these organized religions are

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<v Speaker 1>going with it. You can rebuild your own thing later

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<v Speaker 1>if you won't. However, that looks they're all going with it,

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<v Speaker 1>so I don't know what to tell you. You can't.

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<v Speaker 1>You can have a club, but like, we're not doing

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<v Speaker 1>the revolution and then leaving the patriarchal two thousand year

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<v Speaker 1>old institution that has had pedophilia issues for over a

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<v Speaker 1>thousand years stick around. That's not happening. So I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what to tell you. I don't know what to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. I don't know how you deal with that.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know, yeah, there's no girl bossing. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>glass ceiling you can't break asolutely, absolutely, mostly because if

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<v Speaker 1>you did, if they were like, oh, we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>do this, like a massive chunk of the Catholic population

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<v Speaker 1>it would, and then you just have another uh you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Schizo liked percent of the guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyway, let's talk about the let's talk about it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because they're fun, all right, Hello, and welcome back to

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<v Speaker 1>Not So Different, a podcast about ornate religious ceremonies that

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<v Speaker 1>we're going to continue after the revolution. My name is Luke,

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<v Speaker 1>and after the revolution my job will be seneschal for

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<v Speaker 1>the Pope, and that's doctor Eleanor. And after the revolution

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<v Speaker 1>she will of course be the first Lady Pope. Welcome back, folks.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to talk about conclaves of the you know, antique, medieval,

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<v Speaker 1>and even early modern variety. We're just going to talk

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<v Speaker 1>about conclaves because they've been in there recently. If you

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<v Speaker 1>just woke up from a coma and we're like, the

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<v Speaker 1>first thing I got to do is listen to the

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<v Speaker 1>newest episode of my favorite podcast, which if you did,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you very much. We're glad you're feeling better.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but yeah, there's a lots going on, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>to keep up. Man. Can you imagine having been in

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<v Speaker 1>a coma for like three years and all the stuff

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<v Speaker 1>you have to catch up on, like good god man

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<v Speaker 1>and be like wait what no, oh, god no, because

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<v Speaker 1>everything changes every other day now. Anyway, before we get there,

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<v Speaker 1>we had a couple of questions. First, we got one

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<v Speaker 1>from Vivi or Vivi, who says, how did they decide

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<v Speaker 1>who in the monastery got the various jobs in the scriptorum?

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<v Speaker 1>Did the illuminators usually show up as already respected artist

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<v Speaker 1>or was it something more internal?

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<v Speaker 3>The answer is a little bit of column A, a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of column B here, because sometimes you just

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<v Speaker 3>train them up yourself. You know, if you're gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>working with any of the oblates, that you get to

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<v Speaker 3>teach them skills throughout their time in the monastery. So

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<v Speaker 3>there's a very fine illuminator somewhere else in your order,

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, monks in the scriptoria in many ways are

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<v Speaker 3>like players in football teams here or in Australia, right

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<v Speaker 3>or you can trade for them, right like you can

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<v Speaker 3>you can go after I don't know, the Lebron James

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<v Speaker 2>That's the thing that's available to you, right.

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<v Speaker 3>I tell you what the talent oh yeah, Like I'm

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<v Speaker 1>You should tell doctor ellinor who that person is at will.

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<v Speaker 1>So in my head, I'm just imagining like Lebron James

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<v Speaker 1>He just he's just fucking slamming that down there. I

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, somebody somebody draws that in the style of uh,

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<v Speaker 3>I fucking know what he's talking about, because these are

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<v Speaker 3>view and worldview is, because it's like, you're moving towards

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<v Speaker 3>There are things that exist outside of time, right, Like Paradise,

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<v Speaker 3>like and Heaven and Hell exists outside of time in

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<v Speaker 3>that they are eternal, and the soul exists outside of time.

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<v Speaker 2>But time itself is.

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<v Speaker 3>Linear, and we're moving towards the end of the world,

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<v Speaker 3>right so at which point we'll see, you know, the

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's the only thing I can think of, because

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<v Speaker 1>like they they were all obsessed with like linear time,

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<v Speaker 1>and like now like we have like now there are

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<v Speaker 1>again and and like you could do that. So I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>the only thing I could think of for medieval people

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<v Speaker 1>would be like maybe because of like how routinized farming

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that was, and like the the changing

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<v Speaker 1>of the seasons and they didn't travel much. I don't,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess, yeah, that's all.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never read imagined Communities. I I know it's about

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<v Speaker 1>it's a foundational text on nationalism. There's definitely a whole

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<v Speaker 1>in my theory catalog, but like, well.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I will say that, yeah, I don't know what.

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<v Speaker 3>One of the criticisms of imagined communities, uh in general

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<v Speaker 3>from medievalist is you got you got that part wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>Uh you know, like I mean, that's that'stuff about like

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<v Speaker 3>the nineteenth century, not necessarily like the time thing. Although

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<v Speaker 3>like I must have glazed over this when like I

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<v Speaker 3>mean I think I skim read this in my theory days,

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<v Speaker 3>but he is incorrect in that, like, certainly nationalist sentiment

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<v Speaker 3>exists within the medieval period. Let us not forget you know,

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<v Speaker 3>monks like Czech monk ghosts, teeth, like chasing out Germans

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<v Speaker 3>and things like that. You know, like at least anti

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<v Speaker 3>foreigners sentiment exists. But there is certainly a sense of something,

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<v Speaker 3>but it tends to come up more particularly in groups

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<v Speaker 3>that see themselves as kind of like a persecuted minority. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>So you'll see this, for example with like Latvian's who

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<v Speaker 3>but that's different, right.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think, I mean, I think you could, like

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<v Speaker 1>one hundred Years War is a dual war of national

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<v Speaker 1>liberation for two people, but they don't understand what that

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<v Speaker 1>sentiment on the fly, and you know, like, yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>start to get like like stuff like that, and I

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<v Speaker 1>no idea.

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<v Speaker 3>I still think it's worth reading. I still think it's

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<v Speaker 3>worth reading, but it's just a thing to keep in mind.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of the time is that in a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of these kind of like foundational texts, they get the

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I think, yeah, the understanding of the Middle Ages

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<v Speaker 1>has changed radically in even like the last like twenty

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<v Speaker 1>to thirty years. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the historical consensus

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, exactly, And so I mean that doesn't mean

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<v Speaker 2>So I mean, sorry, mate, Like an.

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<v Speaker 3>Answer to the question, I don't fucking know what he's

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, but the best that I can get.

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<v Speaker 3>Out of this is that he's kind of talking about

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<v Speaker 3>like the cyclical nature of church time.

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<v Speaker 1>M yeah, yeah, yeah. If I mean, like if it's

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<v Speaker 1>you could say so, but I don't understand how we're

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<v Speaker 1>day as they change. It's just a different type of hours.

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<v Speaker 1>It's enumerated differently. But anyway, Yeah, Eleanor's red imagined communities

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<v Speaker 1>or at least skimmed it. Uh, definitely check it out

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<v Speaker 1>if that's something you're interested in. Just you know, sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>they don't get the middle ages stuff quite right. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, Mark's famously uh you know with the feudal motive

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<v Speaker 1>production calling at that, but I mean, you know that

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<v Speaker 1>it the manorial mode of production, but who cares? Feudal

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<v Speaker 1>motive production sounds fun?

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<v Speaker 2>Like we can't we can't expect everyone to do everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. No, and and I mean yeah, like at the time,

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<v Speaker 1>with what they knew anyway. Uh, Benjamin, thank you very

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<v Speaker 1>much for the question. If you want to ask us

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<v Speaker 2>Best shout out to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we will definitely talk about it. And I certainly

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<v Speaker 1>sex well, a lot of people pretending to be paraplegic

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but yeah, you should check it out. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of fun. Anyway, onto the main show. So on

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<v Speaker 1>April twenty first, twenty twenty five, Pope Francis shuffled off

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<v Speaker 1>This means that a papal conclave will need to be

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<v Speaker 1>always this streamlined, sterile affair. Why there was even a

421
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<v Speaker 1>time when you could say the papal conclave was fun.

422
00:24:01.839 --> 00:24:04.799
<v Speaker 1>In fact, I'd say that these new fangled papal conclaves

423
00:24:04.799 --> 00:24:07.519
<v Speaker 1>were their type procedures not only offend the zany tradition

424
00:24:07.559 --> 00:24:10.559
<v Speaker 1>of the Catholic Church but also my own delicate sensibilities.

425
00:24:10.799 --> 00:24:12.519
<v Speaker 1>What happened to the good old days when a man

426
00:24:12.559 --> 00:24:14.519
<v Speaker 1>could be elected pope if a dove landed on his

427
00:24:14.559 --> 00:24:17.640
<v Speaker 1>shoulder at the right time. Whither the long lost art

428
00:24:17.720 --> 00:24:21.559
<v Speaker 1>of papal candidates slap fighting with one another to settle things.

429
00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:25.359
<v Speaker 1>Why do you have an entire constitution of electoral laws

430
00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:27.720
<v Speaker 1>now when there wasn't a codified rule for the first

431
00:24:27.839 --> 00:24:33.039
<v Speaker 1>thousand years that the church's existence return What happened to

432
00:24:33.119 --> 00:24:35.559
<v Speaker 1>the church that was so unconcerned by boring law and

433
00:24:35.720 --> 00:24:39.279
<v Speaker 1>order of menuche that a barbarian king had to impose

434
00:24:39.319 --> 00:24:41.960
<v Speaker 1>a rule on it from the outside that outlined how

435
00:24:42.039 --> 00:24:45.559
<v Speaker 1>much money could be spent to win papal elections because

436
00:24:45.559 --> 00:24:48.240
<v Speaker 1>it had gotten two out of hand. Where's my conclave?

437
00:24:48.279 --> 00:24:51.079
<v Speaker 1>That election installs the same man as pope on three

438
00:24:51.319 --> 00:24:54.559
<v Speaker 1>non consecutive occasions and at one point turns into something

439
00:24:54.559 --> 00:24:58.480
<v Speaker 1>called the pornocracy in the arena of papal conclaves. We

440
00:24:58.599 --> 00:25:01.400
<v Speaker 1>are very different, worse off for it. So we're going

441
00:25:01.440 --> 00:25:02.880
<v Speaker 1>to talk about all the fun they had in the

442
00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:05.599
<v Speaker 1>Middle Ages, But First we have to get through the

443
00:25:06.319 --> 00:25:09.759
<v Speaker 1>boring early years, which is mostly just voting because you know,

444
00:25:09.960 --> 00:25:13.119
<v Speaker 1>old Peter, a boring rock that he is, he's not

445
00:25:13.160 --> 00:25:20.319
<v Speaker 1>going to do anything fancy. So eleanor yeah, uh, we

446
00:25:20.400 --> 00:25:23.039
<v Speaker 1>don't really. Yeah, I don't know what would you say

447
00:25:23.599 --> 00:25:25.480
<v Speaker 1>if I if I say paper conclict to you, and

448
00:25:25.480 --> 00:25:29.079
<v Speaker 1>I'm talking about before the modern era, Like, what do

449
00:25:29.119 --> 00:25:29.640
<v Speaker 1>you think of?

450
00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:32.920
<v Speaker 3>First? If I say that, Since I'm a nerd, the

451
00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:34.240
<v Speaker 3>first thing I think about is.

452
00:25:34.200 --> 00:25:38.519
<v Speaker 2>Pope Gregory the Great, Okay, who is in the eleventh century.

453
00:25:38.519 --> 00:25:41.119
<v Speaker 3>He's the one who does like the codifying about like

454
00:25:41.160 --> 00:25:42.680
<v Speaker 3>this is how we're gonna do, like, this is what

455
00:25:42.680 --> 00:25:46.799
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna do. So so like so if you say conclict,

456
00:25:46.880 --> 00:25:47.240
<v Speaker 3>I'm like.

457
00:25:47.160 --> 00:25:48.599
<v Speaker 2>Well, technically there's all those things.

458
00:25:50.079 --> 00:25:53.079
<v Speaker 3>This is really a gold glove, you know, like because

459
00:25:54.079 --> 00:25:57.480
<v Speaker 3>because until you get to the point where you're locking

460
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<v Speaker 3>people away kum klube, you know with h.

461
00:26:02.799 --> 00:26:04.440
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know what that meant, but I mean I

462
00:26:04.480 --> 00:26:06.240
<v Speaker 1>knew why I called it a conclave, but I didn't

463
00:26:06.240 --> 00:26:07.039
<v Speaker 1>know what the word meant.

464
00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:10.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they don't call it a coumclave because yeah, there

465
00:26:10.519 --> 00:26:12.440
<v Speaker 3>you go, thank you, thanks.

466
00:26:12.559 --> 00:26:14.400
<v Speaker 2>I said it out loud yesterday and I was like, oh,

467
00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:16.079
<v Speaker 2>that's why I got it.

468
00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:25.240
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, the no loads refused to come close. I get

469
00:26:27.039 --> 00:26:29.759
<v Speaker 1>I would make that the episode wouldn't get me in

470
00:26:29.839 --> 00:26:31.440
<v Speaker 1>trouble anyway.

471
00:26:32.240 --> 00:26:35.359
<v Speaker 2>We should just edit there. That's where we're not.

472
00:26:35.480 --> 00:26:38.839
<v Speaker 1>Up, and that paper conclaves. You guys know what they

473
00:26:38.920 --> 00:26:40.680
<v Speaker 1>You guys know what they did. Thank you know what's up.

474
00:26:41.119 --> 00:26:41.720
<v Speaker 2>You know what's up.

475
00:26:43.319 --> 00:26:45.799
<v Speaker 3>But you know, I guess fundamentally when I say that,

476
00:26:45.839 --> 00:26:50.599
<v Speaker 3>it's because until then, it's a lot more like navigating

477
00:26:50.599 --> 00:26:53.799
<v Speaker 3>on vibes, right, Like I was just like like, oh, yeah, Peter,

478
00:26:54.000 --> 00:26:59.680
<v Speaker 3>he's he's the first pope, you know, because Jesus like, homie,

479
00:26:59.680 --> 00:27:01.920
<v Speaker 3>you're my rock. I mean, I don't recall him being

480
00:27:01.960 --> 00:27:03.920
<v Speaker 3>like why shot you go to Rome and you'll be

481
00:27:04.000 --> 00:27:06.880
<v Speaker 3>the bishop there. And also bt dub that means that

482
00:27:06.960 --> 00:27:08.079
<v Speaker 3>you run the church.

483
00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:12.160
<v Speaker 1>Constantine's going to give one of your successors a letter

484
00:27:12.519 --> 00:27:15.359
<v Speaker 1>you know, as he dies, it's going to be fine.

485
00:27:16.480 --> 00:27:20.039
<v Speaker 3>The church I grew up in, like the Catholic church

486
00:27:20.240 --> 00:27:22.480
<v Speaker 3>that was attached to my school, they had like a

487
00:27:22.480 --> 00:27:24.920
<v Speaker 3>big stained glass window of Jesus giving.

488
00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:25.799
<v Speaker 2>Peter the keys.

489
00:27:26.559 --> 00:27:29.160
<v Speaker 1>That's awesome, Yeah, like was it was it on like

490
00:27:29.200 --> 00:27:30.039
<v Speaker 1>a big key ring.

491
00:27:30.680 --> 00:27:37.799
<v Speaker 3>It's like it was like two big fuck off huge keys. Yeah. Yeah,

492
00:27:37.799 --> 00:27:40.079
<v Speaker 3>they're like yeah, they're they're both like I don't know,

493
00:27:40.279 --> 00:27:43.880
<v Speaker 3>a foot long or something like that. I say, yeah,

494
00:27:44.039 --> 00:27:47.519
<v Speaker 3>you know, it's like a bunch of sentimental Victorian nonsense,

495
00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:50.079
<v Speaker 3>you know, but it's great.

496
00:27:50.119 --> 00:27:51.279
<v Speaker 2>It's great to look at.

497
00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:51.480
<v Speaker 3>You know.

498
00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:55.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah. So yeah, the early stuff, like

499
00:27:56.720 --> 00:28:00.799
<v Speaker 1>before it was legalized in the Roman part basically seems

500
00:28:00.839 --> 00:28:04.160
<v Speaker 1>to be mostly just voting. But I mean it is

501
00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:09.680
<v Speaker 1>interesting because they did let lay the laity vote back then. Yeah. Yeah,

502
00:28:09.880 --> 00:28:15.240
<v Speaker 1>probably including uh, non nobility, like so just like random Christians,

503
00:28:15.279 --> 00:28:21.720
<v Speaker 1>you know, women maybe come on, we talked about it earlier.

504
00:28:21.799 --> 00:28:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Let me make my joke. Come on now, I'm just

505
00:28:23.480 --> 00:28:24.240
<v Speaker 1>kidding women.

506
00:28:24.480 --> 00:28:27.599
<v Speaker 3>Well, we think, yeah, we think that it's probably it's

507
00:28:27.680 --> 00:28:30.319
<v Speaker 3>probably most likely that at first. The big thing that

508
00:28:30.440 --> 00:28:34.200
<v Speaker 3>kind of happens is Romans get to vote on this,

509
00:28:34.440 --> 00:28:37.119
<v Speaker 3>so and by that I mean like specifically within the

510
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:39.720
<v Speaker 3>city of Rome. So it's like you get the clergy

511
00:28:39.960 --> 00:28:43.359
<v Speaker 3>and like any higher up members of the lady or

512
00:28:43.519 --> 00:28:45.599
<v Speaker 3>you know, lady that are super involved, you know, like

513
00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:47.400
<v Speaker 3>people who are like hanging out at the church all

514
00:28:47.400 --> 00:28:49.920
<v Speaker 3>the time, like they can come in, uh, and they

515
00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:53.400
<v Speaker 3>can kind of do this, and you know, that's just

516
00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:55.920
<v Speaker 3>kind of the way things are done. There is some

517
00:28:55.960 --> 00:29:01.640
<v Speaker 3>conjecture that sometimes these guys would be elected in the

518
00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:03.920
<v Speaker 3>same way that any bishop is, which is like other

519
00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:08.200
<v Speaker 3>bishops sound off, you know, but you know, popes like

520
00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:10.599
<v Speaker 3>to think they're special, so they're like, no, there's.

521
00:29:10.519 --> 00:29:12.319
<v Speaker 1>No, no, we didn't know.

522
00:29:12.440 --> 00:29:14.480
<v Speaker 2>The bishop of Milan can't tell me what to do.

523
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:19.119
<v Speaker 2>But probably they did. Probably they did as well.

524
00:29:19.160 --> 00:29:21.319
<v Speaker 3>But it's like it's all a little bit of Roman

525
00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:24.480
<v Speaker 3>exceptionalism when you hear those ones. So I mean it

526
00:29:24.599 --> 00:29:27.799
<v Speaker 3>is quite likely, you know, I cannot rule out that,

527
00:29:27.880 --> 00:29:30.079
<v Speaker 3>like in the third century or something like, you know,

528
00:29:30.319 --> 00:29:32.079
<v Speaker 3>you'd also be like, hey, what do you think to

529
00:29:32.079 --> 00:29:34.680
<v Speaker 3>the bishop of Milan, because he's also really important, you know,

530
00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:35.960
<v Speaker 3>so yeah.

531
00:29:35.880 --> 00:29:41.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, And I mean as it goes along the

532
00:29:41.640 --> 00:29:45.799
<v Speaker 1>there are historical references to it. A bit later, Saint

533
00:29:45.880 --> 00:29:50.880
<v Speaker 1>Cyprian wrote about how in the two hundreds, one of

534
00:29:50.920 --> 00:29:54.640
<v Speaker 1>the popes was elected by favorable witness of almost all

535
00:29:54.680 --> 00:29:57.240
<v Speaker 1>of the clergy, by votes of the lady then present,

536
00:29:57.319 --> 00:30:00.279
<v Speaker 1>and by the assembly of bishops, so that that was

537
00:30:00.319 --> 00:30:04.519
<v Speaker 1>before it was legalized, you know, so there's persecution going on.

538
00:30:04.640 --> 00:30:08.039
<v Speaker 1>But a funny thing happened the very second that it

539
00:30:08.079 --> 00:30:15.160
<v Speaker 1>became legalized, and that was that the leadership of whatever

540
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:21.680
<v Speaker 1>political entity held control of Rome at the time, they

541
00:30:21.720 --> 00:30:24.400
<v Speaker 1>really wanted to have their say in it. And when

542
00:30:24.440 --> 00:30:28.000
<v Speaker 1>you know, a Constantine began the long tradition of putting

543
00:30:28.000 --> 00:30:32.839
<v Speaker 1>his thumb on the scale of of Pope Mark to

544
00:30:32.880 --> 00:30:37.519
<v Speaker 1>get to get him elected. And you know that's how

545
00:30:37.519 --> 00:30:41.759
<v Speaker 1>it went from there. When Rome collapsed, the Ostrogoths, they

546
00:30:42.319 --> 00:30:48.000
<v Speaker 1>they came in and uh yeah, yeah, it's it's it's

547
00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:50.400
<v Speaker 1>weird how that happened. And you're like, the popes are like,

548
00:30:50.440 --> 00:30:55.160
<v Speaker 1>we've always been independent. It's like, dude, athel Rick was

549
00:30:55.200 --> 00:30:58.759
<v Speaker 1>an Ostrogothic king and he was the one that imposed

550
00:30:59.079 --> 00:31:01.680
<v Speaker 1>the law, and you guys, is like campaign finance for

551
00:31:01.680 --> 00:31:04.000
<v Speaker 1>foreign laws to stop you from spending so much money.

552
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:07.559
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, man, maybe it was a little if

553
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:09.799
<v Speaker 1>an Ostrogothic king is doing it. Sorry.

554
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:12.599
<v Speaker 3>And also I just want to point out, like we

555
00:31:12.799 --> 00:31:17.400
<v Speaker 3>we we you alluded to this, you know in the introduction,

556
00:31:17.480 --> 00:31:22.200
<v Speaker 3>but I mean, let us not forget Saint Fabian. Yes, yes, right, okay,

557
00:31:22.240 --> 00:31:24.359
<v Speaker 3>So like I mean, just to make it clear, you guys,

558
00:31:24.920 --> 00:31:30.359
<v Speaker 3>you guys. In two thirty six, a dove flew into

559
00:31:30.400 --> 00:31:34.599
<v Speaker 3>a crowd and landed on Fabian's head, and everyone went.

560
00:31:34.480 --> 00:31:35.200
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit.

561
00:31:36.279 --> 00:31:38.720
<v Speaker 3>The whole spirit says, this is the mom.

562
00:31:39.039 --> 00:31:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Now, this is a legend that like I believe, you

563
00:31:43.480 --> 00:31:46.759
<v Speaker 1>believe no matter what, there's no downside in believing this.

564
00:31:46.920 --> 00:31:50.720
<v Speaker 1>It's fun, it's cool, it's quirt good, it's cute. Like

565
00:31:51.039 --> 00:31:53.839
<v Speaker 1>come on, like we're talking about electing popes here, like

566
00:31:53.920 --> 00:31:58.039
<v Speaker 1>this is about to become the most money grubbingest backstabbing

567
00:31:58.079 --> 00:32:00.240
<v Speaker 1>his shit in the world. Let him have a dove

568
00:32:00.319 --> 00:32:01.119
<v Speaker 1>laning on a god.

569
00:32:01.359 --> 00:32:04.920
<v Speaker 3>Want one dove, just one fucking dove place.

570
00:32:05.000 --> 00:32:07.200
<v Speaker 1>By the way, the only thing we're talking about here

571
00:32:07.240 --> 00:32:11.079
<v Speaker 1>that is not historically like specified, that we don't have

572
00:32:11.160 --> 00:32:14.279
<v Speaker 1>historical backing for is the dove thing. That's just a legend.

573
00:32:14.279 --> 00:32:16.799
<v Speaker 1>The rest of this stuff, like.

574
00:32:19.079 --> 00:32:23.200
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the dove thing also is just fun to point

575
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:26.720
<v Speaker 3>out too, because this is the process known as acclamation.

576
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:30.160
<v Speaker 2>Yes, when a pope is found, So that's just fun.

577
00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:33.119
<v Speaker 2>But anyway, yeah, like it it's like and then it's

578
00:32:33.200 --> 00:32:35.319
<v Speaker 2>like a bang boom.

579
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:40.559
<v Speaker 3>Immediately after that, you've got political interference right, like you know,

580
00:32:42.039 --> 00:32:46.640
<v Speaker 3>we got the ost Goths and basically, you know, like

581
00:32:46.720 --> 00:32:50.720
<v Speaker 3>once once the once the Roman Empire falls over, such

582
00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:54.039
<v Speaker 3>as it is basically the Oscar Goths who pick it up,

583
00:32:54.160 --> 00:32:59.559
<v Speaker 3>and like more particularly I mean Theodoric because obviously they

584
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:01.920
<v Speaker 3>the emperors get to just choose who the pope is,

585
00:33:01.960 --> 00:33:04.759
<v Speaker 3>which is the same thing that's happening over in Constantinople

586
00:33:04.839 --> 00:33:08.839
<v Speaker 3>with like picking the the archpicial of Constantinople. You know,

587
00:33:08.880 --> 00:33:12.920
<v Speaker 3>like it's like why would it be any different, right,

588
00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:16.440
<v Speaker 3>So yeah, and that's how you get Pope Felix.

589
00:33:18.200 --> 00:33:22.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, speaking of Constantinople when you know it.

590
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:25.039
<v Speaker 1>But there was a time, a long time, in fact,

591
00:33:25.039 --> 00:33:28.599
<v Speaker 1>two centuries worth of time where uh do you want

592
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:32.680
<v Speaker 1>to guess who had the final say over the Roman

593
00:33:32.720 --> 00:33:38.960
<v Speaker 1>pope was? It was in Paris. Oh no, but it

594
00:33:39.079 --> 00:33:41.680
<v Speaker 1>was the only European city at the time, that's right.

595
00:33:41.720 --> 00:33:48.240
<v Speaker 1>It was Constantinople. Back after Justinian and Bilisarius's Raventius gains. Uh,

596
00:33:48.319 --> 00:33:53.279
<v Speaker 1>you know, they basically knocked Yeah, and they only did

597
00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:54.079
<v Speaker 1>in some years.

598
00:33:54.359 --> 00:33:56.680
<v Speaker 3>They only stopped it because it just took too long

599
00:33:56.720 --> 00:33:59.000
<v Speaker 3>to get back and forth to Constantinople. That's the only

600
00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:00.759
<v Speaker 3>reason they knocked it off is that it was just

601
00:34:00.799 --> 00:34:03.440
<v Speaker 3>like it could take ages to actually get over to Constantinople,

602
00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:07.079
<v Speaker 3>and it was taken too long to one hundred percent

603
00:34:07.359 --> 00:34:09.960
<v Speaker 3>say okay, yeah, cool, that's the pope, and then like

604
00:34:10.079 --> 00:34:12.920
<v Speaker 3>as a result, there was more slap fighting going on. Yes,

605
00:34:12.960 --> 00:34:14.800
<v Speaker 3>so they were like, okay, well, we're going to just

606
00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:16.960
<v Speaker 3>have to like let you guys pick, but then you

607
00:34:17.039 --> 00:34:19.400
<v Speaker 3>got to report to us, and then if we're really pissed,

608
00:34:19.440 --> 00:34:20.559
<v Speaker 3>we'll like nullify it.

609
00:34:20.760 --> 00:34:28.119
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, yeah, they eventually this was stopped, like the

610
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:33.000
<v Speaker 1>whatever constituted the Roman Army at that or yeah, they

611
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:40.159
<v Speaker 1>they seized the Basilica, the Army of Constantinople, seized Saint

612
00:34:40.199 --> 00:34:45.239
<v Speaker 1>Peter or the Basilica of Saint John lateran and and

613
00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:48.639
<v Speaker 1>basically installed who they wanted and then controlled a couple

614
00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:53.679
<v Speaker 1>of elections. But then by the mid seven hundreds their

615
00:34:53.760 --> 00:34:59.039
<v Speaker 1>rule had gotten so hands off because they were dealing

616
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:02.800
<v Speaker 1>with their own problems back home. That Pope Zachary, which

617
00:35:02.880 --> 00:35:04.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, I love the popes who own there's only

618
00:35:04.920 --> 00:35:08.880
<v Speaker 1>one name. There's only one with that name. Pope Zachary

619
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:11.679
<v Speaker 1>is a good one. Love that guy, Pope Mark. Earlier,

620
00:35:11.679 --> 00:35:17.440
<v Speaker 1>we talked about. But then you know, then guests who

621
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:20.519
<v Speaker 1>kind of took over. It's our old friends, the Franks,

622
00:35:20.599 --> 00:35:25.559
<v Speaker 1>the Carolinians, and uh yeah. A lot of times, you

623
00:35:25.559 --> 00:35:27.679
<v Speaker 1>know when we talk about it, it's like why did

624
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:32.320
<v Speaker 1>why did the pope crown Charlemagne? And I mean there

625
00:35:32.320 --> 00:35:34.199
<v Speaker 1>are a lot of reasons. He was looking for, like

626
00:35:34.280 --> 00:35:37.480
<v Speaker 1>physical protection, he was looking for temporal political support, he

627
00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:40.199
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. But one of the reasons is that

628
00:35:41.159 --> 00:35:43.559
<v Speaker 1>they kind of realized that, like this whole process had

629
00:35:43.599 --> 00:35:46.880
<v Speaker 1>gone insane, like it's just been going and going and going,

630
00:35:47.280 --> 00:35:50.360
<v Speaker 1>and like before Charlemagne's time, there were like you know,

631
00:35:50.800 --> 00:35:53.719
<v Speaker 1>there were dueling popes and anti popes and you know

632
00:35:55.320 --> 00:36:01.679
<v Speaker 1>people were elected by like forty forty guys, like forty

633
00:36:01.679 --> 00:36:03.679
<v Speaker 1>Frankish guys, and that was it. You know, It's just

634
00:36:03.719 --> 00:36:07.079
<v Speaker 1>like stuff like that. So they go to Charlemage and they're like, look,

635
00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:11.400
<v Speaker 1>you give us protection, you help us out, We'll do this.

636
00:36:11.679 --> 00:36:14.440
<v Speaker 1>And this was one of the reasons that Contantinople was

637
00:36:14.480 --> 00:36:15.800
<v Speaker 1>kind of pissed about it, because they were like, hey,

638
00:36:15.840 --> 00:36:17.039
<v Speaker 1>that was our job, and they were like it was

639
00:36:17.079 --> 00:36:18.639
<v Speaker 1>your job like sixty years ago.

640
00:36:18.719 --> 00:36:24.239
<v Speaker 2>Bro grow up, like you see, like I don't see

641
00:36:24.239 --> 00:36:26.599
<v Speaker 2>an XR Chack of Revetta anywhere.

642
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:29.639
<v Speaker 1>No, not anymore, you guys in my face. Yeah, you

643
00:36:29.639 --> 00:36:31.920
<v Speaker 1>guys don't own this land anymore. If anything, it's the

644
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:36.760
<v Speaker 1>uh the uh, the Caliphate of Ravenna or close to it.

645
00:36:37.159 --> 00:36:40.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like yeah, they fucking just hate to see a

646
00:36:40.039 --> 00:36:40.840
<v Speaker 3>playboy wedding.

647
00:36:41.119 --> 00:36:43.159
<v Speaker 2>They imagine that's what's going on.

648
00:36:43.519 --> 00:36:48.559
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, so the popes placed themselves under Charlemagne, and

649
00:36:48.639 --> 00:36:54.039
<v Speaker 1>that's all good until the Carolingian dynasty devolves on itself

650
00:36:54.320 --> 00:36:58.159
<v Speaker 1>and it turns into a fucking mess. And then it

651
00:36:58.239 --> 00:37:03.360
<v Speaker 1>turned like whatever you imagine the most corrupt medieval papal bullshit.

652
00:37:04.199 --> 00:37:07.440
<v Speaker 1>This is it, this is it. This is in nine

653
00:37:07.480 --> 00:37:10.960
<v Speaker 1>oh four, the start of what's called the pornocracy, which

654
00:37:11.159 --> 00:37:13.559
<v Speaker 1>is a real thing. That's a real term. Uh hell

655
00:37:13.679 --> 00:37:18.480
<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, And basically one of the popes was assassinated

656
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:25.440
<v Speaker 1>and there was a time when twelve opes were killed

657
00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:30.360
<v Speaker 1>either before after they resigned, three were deposed to atterned

658
00:37:30.920 --> 00:37:37.119
<v Speaker 1>return and yeah, it's it was kind of owned by

659
00:37:37.480 --> 00:37:46.760
<v Speaker 1>this family, the Theophilacti, the theophilact from Tusculum, and they

660
00:37:46.840 --> 00:37:50.679
<v Speaker 1>just kept installing people for sixty years and it was

661
00:37:50.719 --> 00:37:56.239
<v Speaker 1>called the seculum obscureum, which throsure aris eleanor I'm sorry, no,

662
00:37:56.320 --> 00:38:01.159
<v Speaker 1>but they I know, I know, you know, I'm playing

663
00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:01.840
<v Speaker 1>go ahead.

664
00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:06.480
<v Speaker 3>Sorry, it's the right use of the term. Yes, ourcages

665
00:38:06.599 --> 00:38:09.559
<v Speaker 3>seculum obscure them. It's it's because there's like so much

666
00:38:09.679 --> 00:38:12.880
<v Speaker 3>wild git going on that we just we get weird

667
00:38:12.960 --> 00:38:14.440
<v Speaker 3>stuff with the documentation.

668
00:38:14.880 --> 00:38:16.719
<v Speaker 2>So that's why we don't we don't know very much

669
00:38:16.760 --> 00:38:17.199
<v Speaker 2>about it.

670
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:21.760
<v Speaker 3>And you know, like when if you've got a bit

671
00:38:21.840 --> 00:38:26.000
<v Speaker 3>of a chaotic situation in the papacy, which I think

672
00:38:26.000 --> 00:38:28.320
<v Speaker 3>this counts as you know, who does all the record

673
00:38:28.440 --> 00:38:32.599
<v Speaker 3>keeping around here, the papacy, right, so and also probably

674
00:38:32.599 --> 00:38:35.480
<v Speaker 3>they were like getting rid of each other's things, you know,

675
00:38:35.519 --> 00:38:38.079
<v Speaker 3>because they're like nope, not expunging that.

676
00:38:38.039 --> 00:38:39.159
<v Speaker 2>One from the record or whatever.

677
00:38:39.360 --> 00:38:42.000
<v Speaker 3>So we have this like we have a pretty significant

678
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:48.000
<v Speaker 3>loss of sources. But also just like it might not

679
00:38:48.079 --> 00:38:50.519
<v Speaker 3>even be a loss of sources. It's it's just kind

680
00:38:50.519 --> 00:38:52.159
<v Speaker 3>of like a lack of sources because they were too

681
00:38:52.159 --> 00:38:56.360
<v Speaker 3>busy slapping each other to like write things down, and

682
00:38:56.400 --> 00:38:58.920
<v Speaker 3>like that's what it comes down to. It's not necessarily

683
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:01.760
<v Speaker 3>a value judgment or anything like that. And this is

684
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:04.400
<v Speaker 3>where it comes from this is the one. This is

685
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:04.880
<v Speaker 3>the one.

686
00:39:05.159 --> 00:39:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I mean they don't even meet, like, well,

687
00:39:07.400 --> 00:39:09.800
<v Speaker 1>the sources are weird because almost all of this comes

688
00:39:09.800 --> 00:39:16.159
<v Speaker 1>from one source. What's his name, fuck leot prand of Cromona,

689
00:39:16.239 --> 00:39:18.000
<v Speaker 1>which is God. That's the way we need to bring

690
00:39:18.079 --> 00:39:22.079
<v Speaker 1>back return And yeah, and he he was, you know,

691
00:39:22.159 --> 00:39:24.800
<v Speaker 1>he was offended in a palled by all this, and

692
00:39:24.840 --> 00:39:28.800
<v Speaker 1>so there is kind of a there's kind of a

693
00:39:28.840 --> 00:39:32.159
<v Speaker 1>constant consensus that's for him now that like, while a

694
00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:34.119
<v Speaker 1>lot of this did happen and it was very corrupt

695
00:39:34.159 --> 00:39:37.480
<v Speaker 1>and bad, like it might be blowing a little bit

696
00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:39.880
<v Speaker 1>out of the water because this guy was trying to

697
00:39:40.000 --> 00:39:43.239
<v Speaker 1>argue for like a we got to return back to

698
00:39:43.599 --> 00:39:46.800
<v Speaker 1>you know, the wave Peter and stuff like that. So

699
00:39:46.840 --> 00:39:49.400
<v Speaker 1>he was calling it out. But yeah, the pornocracy in

700
00:39:49.519 --> 00:39:54.000
<v Speaker 1>Greek it means rule of the harlots, and uh, you know,

701
00:39:54.760 --> 00:39:55.239
<v Speaker 1>maybe you.

702
00:39:55.199 --> 00:39:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Know, wow, yeah.

703
00:39:58.639 --> 00:40:01.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe we should amend our earlier claims because the

704
00:40:02.239 --> 00:40:06.920
<v Speaker 1>you know, it is ledge that theophile's wife and daughter

705
00:40:07.199 --> 00:40:10.199
<v Speaker 1>were you know, they had undue influence over the papacy

706
00:40:11.079 --> 00:40:15.400
<v Speaker 1>and they apparently did installing their boyfriend's husbands sons.

707
00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:24.119
<v Speaker 3>Normal Wow, Okay, Okay, a woman have political influence, God forbid,

708
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:25.800
<v Speaker 3>she exercised political power.

709
00:40:26.960 --> 00:40:30.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I mean it's it's it's not good for the papacy,

710
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Like it contributes to all of the like ideas, you know,

711
00:40:34.360 --> 00:40:36.239
<v Speaker 1>the ideas that are running around at the time that

712
00:40:36.280 --> 00:40:40.039
<v Speaker 1>will be given new life you know, later on by

713
00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:42.159
<v Speaker 1>the reformers and stuff, like look at all of this

714
00:40:42.199 --> 00:40:45.280
<v Speaker 1>stuff they did, and it's like, well, yeah, you can't

715
00:40:45.280 --> 00:40:49.000
<v Speaker 1>really argue with that, because this was pretty fucking bad.

716
00:40:49.119 --> 00:40:50.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it is.

717
00:40:50.079 --> 00:40:52.920
<v Speaker 3>But then well we also have to consider that probably

718
00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:56.639
<v Speaker 3>Leod Prond is like a slightly hostile witness, so he's

719
00:40:56.639 --> 00:40:59.199
<v Speaker 3>probably like he's probably given it the big one. And

720
00:40:59.719 --> 00:41:01.639
<v Speaker 3>I don't know, to a certain extent, I think that

721
00:41:01.719 --> 00:41:04.159
<v Speaker 3>everything goes wrong when you expect the clergy did not

722
00:41:04.320 --> 00:41:06.400
<v Speaker 3>have wives and stuff. I think that like before we

723
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:08.880
<v Speaker 3>have like the Gregorian reforms, it's not necessarily like I

724
00:41:09.119 --> 00:41:13.400
<v Speaker 3>think that you're you're inviting sex pests in that's that

725
00:41:13.480 --> 00:41:16.119
<v Speaker 3>I think. So it's like, okay, yeah, on the one hand,

726
00:41:16.480 --> 00:41:18.519
<v Speaker 3>like your girlfriend might be like.

727
00:41:18.880 --> 00:41:21.119
<v Speaker 2>Well I think it would be cool if we did this,

728
00:41:21.280 --> 00:41:22.760
<v Speaker 2>like yeah, okay, that that is a thing.

729
00:41:22.800 --> 00:41:25.440
<v Speaker 3>But on the other hand, I don't know Pedo Church,

730
00:41:25.679 --> 00:41:27.840
<v Speaker 3>So like what am I meant to do.

731
00:41:27.840 --> 00:41:34.360
<v Speaker 1>With all of this? Right, Like, yeah, it's I don't, yeah,

732
00:41:34.360 --> 00:41:34.639
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

733
00:41:35.400 --> 00:41:37.280
<v Speaker 2>I don't, sorry about all that.

734
00:41:37.480 --> 00:41:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Sorry, No, it's like.

735
00:41:41.679 --> 00:41:43.920
<v Speaker 2>I mean, like it is bad.

736
00:41:44.039 --> 00:41:50.159
<v Speaker 3>It is bad, but it's also one hundred percent this

737
00:41:50.320 --> 00:41:53.559
<v Speaker 3>is like a political this is a polemic, right, and uh,

738
00:41:53.719 --> 00:41:58.000
<v Speaker 3>you know, we don't necessarily know anything that is happening,

739
00:41:58.000 --> 00:41:59.639
<v Speaker 3>and this is kind of like it's it's a lot

740
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:06.880
<v Speaker 3>like Procopius's Secret History about about the Empress Theodora and

741
00:42:07.239 --> 00:42:07.519
<v Speaker 3>be like.

742
00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:10.800
<v Speaker 2>Good shoe was fucking a swan and I saw and

743
00:42:10.920 --> 00:42:12.199
<v Speaker 2>I saw the swan, and the.

744
00:42:12.159 --> 00:42:14.679
<v Speaker 3>Swan looked at me, Like it's it's pretty much exactly

745
00:42:14.760 --> 00:42:19.960
<v Speaker 3>the same thing, because like he's attempting to make a

746
00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:23.960
<v Speaker 3>very specific case. As you mentioned, however, probably yeah, there

747
00:42:24.039 --> 00:42:26.079
<v Speaker 3>was a lot of ladies hanging out in there, right.

748
00:42:26.320 --> 00:42:29.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't. Yeah. I think my views on

749
00:42:29.480 --> 00:42:32.239
<v Speaker 1>Paple Sell Lucie are well known. It's a bad practice

750
00:42:32.239 --> 00:42:34.480
<v Speaker 1>that leads to a lot of problems, as Leonor just said,

751
00:42:34.480 --> 00:42:38.519
<v Speaker 1>but like I mean, you know, they probably wanted to

752
00:42:38.519 --> 00:42:40.559
<v Speaker 1>get some women out of there, but also it's probably

753
00:42:40.599 --> 00:42:48.440
<v Speaker 1>like you know, there you know, it's it's also a

754
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:51.920
<v Speaker 1>lot of like, uh, you know, this just kind of

755
00:42:51.920 --> 00:42:54.119
<v Speaker 1>looks bad, like uh.

756
00:42:53.960 --> 00:42:55.559
<v Speaker 2>I mean, it looks bad. It looks bad.

757
00:42:55.760 --> 00:42:59.360
<v Speaker 1>As those guys who call themselves the Holy Roman Emperors,

758
00:42:59.360 --> 00:43:02.960
<v Speaker 1>they're starting to to, uh, they're starting to look at

759
00:43:02.960 --> 00:43:04.880
<v Speaker 1>this and they're starting to wonder what the fuck is

760
00:43:04.920 --> 00:43:08.559
<v Speaker 1>going on and whether they need to really get involved,

761
00:43:08.639 --> 00:43:13.639
<v Speaker 1>and they will. And yeah, so there's the pornocracy and

762
00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:18.960
<v Speaker 1>that ends, and you enter like a couple of more

763
00:43:18.960 --> 00:43:21.639
<v Speaker 1>eras where like it's being where the papacy is being

764
00:43:21.679 --> 00:43:25.280
<v Speaker 1>directly influenced by families, by like a single family, and

765
00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:29.000
<v Speaker 1>then we come to before we get to the actual conclaves,

766
00:43:29.400 --> 00:43:31.039
<v Speaker 1>we come to one of my favorite guys that I

767
00:43:31.079 --> 00:43:33.760
<v Speaker 1>found out about during this Pope Benedict the Ninth, who

768
00:43:33.800 --> 00:43:36.719
<v Speaker 1>is the only person elected to the papacy more than once.

769
00:43:37.119 --> 00:43:41.239
<v Speaker 1>He was elected twice and then reinstalled himself a third time. Uh,

770
00:43:41.320 --> 00:43:46.679
<v Speaker 1>the only person known to have actually committed simony, literal simony,

771
00:43:46.760 --> 00:43:49.920
<v Speaker 1>as in selling the office of the papacy. Many of them,

772
00:43:49.920 --> 00:43:55.599
<v Speaker 1>of course committed uh, you know, they committed simony as

773
00:43:55.599 --> 00:43:59.199
<v Speaker 1>we would say it, but he literally offered, uh, the

774
00:43:59.239 --> 00:44:05.519
<v Speaker 1>papacy to his nephew who became John the nineteenth and

775
00:44:05.559 --> 00:44:07.079
<v Speaker 1>he offered it for money. He was like, look, as

776
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:08.679
<v Speaker 1>long as you pay me back, I'm good. You know,

777
00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:12.360
<v Speaker 1>just just just you know, pay me back, and then

778
00:44:12.360 --> 00:44:16.440
<v Speaker 1>he had second thoughts about it went back in. But yeah,

779
00:44:16.559 --> 00:44:18.960
<v Speaker 1>I just really liked this guy because I didn't know

780
00:44:19.039 --> 00:44:24.320
<v Speaker 1>there was a non consecutive papal terms guy until this. Yeah.

781
00:44:24.400 --> 00:44:27.599
<v Speaker 1>I really didn't know that someone had done actual assigmony

782
00:44:27.800 --> 00:44:31.360
<v Speaker 1>like that. Like someone was like, hey, here's a quid

783
00:44:31.400 --> 00:44:34.960
<v Speaker 1>pro quote, give me money for papacy, and someone else went, yeah,

784
00:44:35.079 --> 00:44:38.039
<v Speaker 1>sounds good man, let's do it, Like, yeah, it's delight.

785
00:44:38.679 --> 00:44:42.880
<v Speaker 3>It's a really interesting one because the histories about him

786
00:44:43.000 --> 00:44:45.480
<v Speaker 3>are are written that it's like kind of cute because

787
00:44:45.599 --> 00:44:49.920
<v Speaker 3>he was like the kind of Tuscany and the way

788
00:44:49.960 --> 00:44:52.000
<v Speaker 3>they say it is that he's like, well he both

789
00:44:52.000 --> 00:44:54.320
<v Speaker 3>his uncles were popes or whatever, and he's like, yeah,

790
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:57.519
<v Speaker 3>this is just something I've inherited. Yeah, and you know,

791
00:44:57.719 --> 00:45:01.360
<v Speaker 3>just like you know, I can sell lamp, Like, you know,

792
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:05.320
<v Speaker 3>if I wanted to set to sell the County of Tuscany,

793
00:45:05.320 --> 00:45:07.639
<v Speaker 3>I would be able to do that. You know, there's

794
00:45:07.639 --> 00:45:09.159
<v Speaker 3>probably not enough money in the world. But you know

795
00:45:09.199 --> 00:45:13.119
<v Speaker 3>it'd be possible, and uh, you know, so why wouldn't

796
00:45:13.159 --> 00:45:14.119
<v Speaker 3>I be able to sell this?

797
00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:16.119
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, well a budy the vibes.

798
00:45:18.039 --> 00:45:20.199
<v Speaker 1>You can't you can't go you can't like go around

799
00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:23.719
<v Speaker 1>say like you are you taking notes on a criminal

800
00:45:23.760 --> 00:45:25.599
<v Speaker 1>fucking conspiracy.

801
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:27.719
<v Speaker 2>Mother, Like yeah, exactly, Like what do you do?

802
00:45:28.039 --> 00:45:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Like you literally just asked him in front of other

803
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:35.800
<v Speaker 1>cardinals and bishops like hey, eh, eh, how much would

804
00:45:35.800 --> 00:45:40.119
<v Speaker 1>you give me? Money? Means that, yeah, how much will

805
00:45:40.159 --> 00:45:43.599
<v Speaker 1>you give me for this uh papal hat? And he

806
00:45:43.719 --> 00:45:46.639
<v Speaker 1>was like so much that that hat's fucking you know.

807
00:45:47.039 --> 00:45:51.679
<v Speaker 3>Don't uh I my dare officer rest in piss officer, Mike,

808
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:54.559
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if you're alive. Uh. He like told

809
00:45:54.599 --> 00:45:56.559
<v Speaker 3>us some story as fifth graders when he was like

810
00:45:56.599 --> 00:45:58.679
<v Speaker 3>warning us not to do angel dust, a thing that

811
00:45:58.679 --> 00:46:00.199
<v Speaker 3>fifth graders definitely.

812
00:45:59.840 --> 00:46:00.880
<v Speaker 2>Do or whatever the shit.

813
00:46:01.039 --> 00:46:03.599
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all the time he's like, you know that, like

814
00:46:04.079 --> 00:46:06.239
<v Speaker 3>people are drug dealers, Like he said, oh, I saw

815
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:08.519
<v Speaker 3>this young man with the Ferrari and I said, like

816
00:46:08.800 --> 00:46:09.519
<v Speaker 3>a nice car.

817
00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:10.840
<v Speaker 2>And I was like and I looked up to him

818
00:46:10.840 --> 00:46:12.320
<v Speaker 2>because he must have made it. And then he said,

819
00:46:12.519 --> 00:46:13.719
<v Speaker 2>I'll sell it to you, and.

820
00:46:13.679 --> 00:46:17.440
<v Speaker 3>Then I realized he was probably a drug dealer. And

821
00:46:17.760 --> 00:46:20.280
<v Speaker 3>it's kind of like that where, you know, like, absolutely

822
00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:24.920
<v Speaker 3>no props to Officer Mike, who also cheated at four square, Okay,

823
00:46:26.719 --> 00:46:29.119
<v Speaker 3>but I'm just like thinking of him like a said

824
00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:30.679
<v Speaker 3>imaginary drug dealer.

825
00:46:30.800 --> 00:46:36.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, his ass. Yeah. Look, I'm having a lot

826
00:46:36.519 --> 00:46:39.400
<v Speaker 1>of fun with this. But the actual concluict start in

827
00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:44.599
<v Speaker 1>ten fifty nine, when the Holy Roman emperors and people

828
00:46:44.599 --> 00:46:46.519
<v Speaker 1>who wanted to get the papacy back on track had

829
00:46:46.559 --> 00:46:51.079
<v Speaker 1>had enough. There was the investiture controversy, which you've talked

830
00:46:51.079 --> 00:46:57.239
<v Speaker 1>about before, which, uh, look, I know, like the popes

831
00:46:57.360 --> 00:46:59.119
<v Speaker 1>ended up getting their way for a little while and

832
00:46:59.159 --> 00:47:02.559
<v Speaker 1>being the upper hand, but it was it was one

833
00:47:02.559 --> 00:47:04.960
<v Speaker 1>thousand fucking years and you guys had to be propped

834
00:47:05.039 --> 00:47:07.440
<v Speaker 1>up by every moron who came by and took control

835
00:47:07.480 --> 00:47:10.840
<v Speaker 1>of the swamp city. Like I know, I don't know, man,

836
00:47:11.039 --> 00:47:14.119
<v Speaker 1>Like maybe maybe else should have stop pretending like it's

837
00:47:14.280 --> 00:47:18.239
<v Speaker 1>amazing that they did not get the conclave process together

838
00:47:19.039 --> 00:47:23.320
<v Speaker 1>until thirty years before the first Crusade. That is insane.

839
00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:25.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean, it's insane.

840
00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:28.679
<v Speaker 3>A thing to keep in mind about the church and

841
00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:31.679
<v Speaker 3>the way that it comports itself. And I'm always saying

842
00:47:31.719 --> 00:47:35.119
<v Speaker 3>this is that it's a vibes based operation until you

843
00:47:35.159 --> 00:47:37.599
<v Speaker 3>get to the eleventh century. It's the eleventh century when

844
00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:39.760
<v Speaker 3>it gets off the ground. It's the eleventh century when

845
00:47:39.800 --> 00:47:44.800
<v Speaker 3>it becomes the rules based legal organism that we all

846
00:47:44.840 --> 00:47:49.280
<v Speaker 3>know and love, right, And and that's a fucking long time,

847
00:47:49.719 --> 00:47:52.639
<v Speaker 3>you know. It takes like a good five hundred years

848
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:55.559
<v Speaker 3>for them to coalesce this power into anything and to

849
00:47:55.679 --> 00:47:58.960
<v Speaker 3>stop being you know, a couple of popes, you know,

850
00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:01.480
<v Speaker 3>one anti pope and one graveyard and the pope and

851
00:48:01.519 --> 00:48:04.559
<v Speaker 3>another one and waiting on a letter from Constantinople to

852
00:48:04.599 --> 00:48:05.719
<v Speaker 3>say who the guy is gonna be?

853
00:48:05.760 --> 00:48:06.360
<v Speaker 2>Like these are not.

854
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:12.039
<v Speaker 3>It's not the same thing as the papacy will be

855
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:17.000
<v Speaker 3>here too. Four And Gregory the Great is very responsible

856
00:48:17.039 --> 00:48:19.400
<v Speaker 3>for that, and that's why that's why we we call

857
00:48:19.440 --> 00:48:20.079
<v Speaker 3>it that, you know.

858
00:48:20.719 --> 00:48:25.480
<v Speaker 1>Yep, Yeah, So like what what does now look when

859
00:48:25.519 --> 00:48:27.400
<v Speaker 1>we're talking about this, there's still going to be corruption

860
00:48:27.639 --> 00:48:32.480
<v Speaker 1>like a lot of Borgia popes popes to go through

861
00:48:32.599 --> 00:48:36.639
<v Speaker 1>like stuff like that, but eleanor like hat like how

862
00:48:36.679 --> 00:48:39.400
<v Speaker 1>did they go? Like what are what are like? You know,

863
00:48:39.440 --> 00:48:41.719
<v Speaker 1>what are the outlines here? Is it basically the same

864
00:48:41.760 --> 00:48:43.000
<v Speaker 1>outline as we have now.

865
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:45.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's essentially more or less that.

866
00:48:45.679 --> 00:48:48.199
<v Speaker 3>Okay, so it's uh, you're all gonna get locked away,

867
00:48:48.639 --> 00:48:52.400
<v Speaker 3>although one of the differences is at the time initially

868
00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:56.840
<v Speaker 3>you're allowed to have like two servants per voter. Uh,

869
00:48:56.960 --> 00:48:59.239
<v Speaker 3>you're all gonna get locked away, and you're all going

870
00:48:59.320 --> 00:49:00.000
<v Speaker 3>to vote on.

871
00:49:00.079 --> 00:49:00.599
<v Speaker 2>Who this is.

872
00:49:01.559 --> 00:49:05.639
<v Speaker 3>You need a two thirds majority, and then that is

873
00:49:05.639 --> 00:49:09.599
<v Speaker 3>gonna determine who the pope is. There will be some

874
00:49:09.719 --> 00:49:12.800
<v Speaker 3>vacillation on many of these points later, so, for example,

875
00:49:12.840 --> 00:49:15.079
<v Speaker 3>in order to try to speed things up, like you

876
00:49:15.119 --> 00:49:20.480
<v Speaker 3>can have into regnum of you know, multiple years even

877
00:49:20.519 --> 00:49:23.960
<v Speaker 3>with this in place, so certain popes try to bring

878
00:49:24.320 --> 00:49:27.320
<v Speaker 3>in a for example, ways of speaking it up by

879
00:49:27.320 --> 00:49:30.079
<v Speaker 3>being like after five days you only get one hot

880
00:49:30.119 --> 00:49:32.280
<v Speaker 3>meal a day, after ten days bread and water.

881
00:49:33.960 --> 00:49:34.039
<v Speaker 1>Like.

882
00:49:34.280 --> 00:49:37.480
<v Speaker 3>There are times when like the election was taking so

883
00:49:37.719 --> 00:49:40.199
<v Speaker 3>long and it's being held in some small Italian town

884
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:42.039
<v Speaker 3>that the townspeople get pissed off and take.

885
00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:43.519
<v Speaker 2>The roof off the fucking palace.

886
00:49:43.880 --> 00:49:47.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because they're like, all right, well nat, how about now, bitch,

887
00:49:47.199 --> 00:49:47.840
<v Speaker 3>you know, like.

888
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:48.360
<v Speaker 2>Kind of a thing.

889
00:49:49.159 --> 00:49:53.440
<v Speaker 3>There are amusing things too, because it for a while

890
00:49:53.599 --> 00:49:55.639
<v Speaker 3>after they decide you can vote for yourself. It has

891
00:49:55.679 --> 00:49:58.400
<v Speaker 3>to be two thirds in your vote something like that,

892
00:49:58.599 --> 00:50:00.760
<v Speaker 3>like two thirds and one. It has to be two

893
00:50:00.840 --> 00:50:04.840
<v Speaker 3>thirds plus one, like just to like you know, discount

894
00:50:04.880 --> 00:50:09.239
<v Speaker 3>your vote essentially. But then like that comes and goes,

895
00:50:09.559 --> 00:50:13.920
<v Speaker 3>but more or less, Yeah, this is when we have

896
00:50:14.280 --> 00:50:17.719
<v Speaker 3>the process concreted into place.

897
00:50:19.679 --> 00:50:24.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and uh, a fun thing is that, uh they uh,

898
00:50:26.000 --> 00:50:28.639
<v Speaker 1>the when they started out, when the College of Cardinals

899
00:50:28.719 --> 00:50:33.079
<v Speaker 1>was created, it was very small, very very small. The

900
00:50:33.159 --> 00:50:39.719
<v Speaker 1>first papal conclave had six electors. Six so yeah, they

901
00:50:39.800 --> 00:50:44.920
<v Speaker 1>just for a while, it's just like a meeting. Yeah, yeah,

902
00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:46.440
<v Speaker 1>what do you think? What do you think? And they're

903
00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:48.199
<v Speaker 1>like and they're dragging it out for two months, Like

904
00:50:48.199 --> 00:50:50.119
<v Speaker 1>what the fuck could they be talking about in there?

905
00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:51.159
<v Speaker 1>What are they doing?

906
00:50:51.599 --> 00:50:54.960
<v Speaker 3>And like we got to understand that like papal appointments sometimes,

907
00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:58.320
<v Speaker 3>like especially during like the Carolingian phase might happen like

908
00:50:58.480 --> 00:51:01.800
<v Speaker 3>the day a guy died, because the emperor will be

909
00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:05.639
<v Speaker 3>like that guy. Yeah, and that like which, to be clear,

910
00:51:05.719 --> 00:51:08.360
<v Speaker 3>the Church doesn't love but there's an a whole lot

911
00:51:09.079 --> 00:51:12.440
<v Speaker 3>that you can do, but it is also something that

912
00:51:12.519 --> 00:51:14.840
<v Speaker 3>is put in place very specifically to try to cut

913
00:51:14.920 --> 00:51:21.159
<v Speaker 3>off Yeah, the the various emperors from interfering, which they

914
00:51:21.199 --> 00:51:22.880
<v Speaker 3>absolutely fucking did.

915
00:51:24.039 --> 00:51:27.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, for quite such Yeah, yeah, yeah.

916
00:51:27.079 --> 00:51:31.719
<v Speaker 1>It's yeah, it I mean it goes on like the

917
00:51:31.719 --> 00:51:34.159
<v Speaker 1>the electorate is small for a while. We don't have

918
00:51:34.280 --> 00:51:38.239
<v Speaker 1>great numbers on a lot of the stuff. You know,

919
00:51:39.000 --> 00:51:41.719
<v Speaker 1>did the did the process change a lot with when

920
00:51:41.760 --> 00:51:44.239
<v Speaker 1>the Avignon papacy happened or were they just like, look,

921
00:51:44.280 --> 00:51:46.119
<v Speaker 1>we're doing the same thing but in France, the.

922
00:51:46.159 --> 00:51:49.400
<v Speaker 2>Same thing about in France. Yeah, just straight up there,

923
00:51:49.440 --> 00:51:52.039
<v Speaker 2>like dude, this is the church. We're just here now, right.

924
00:51:52.440 --> 00:51:55.840
<v Speaker 3>They do try to kind of say we're going to

925
00:51:55.920 --> 00:52:00.360
<v Speaker 3>try to like limit you know, outside you know what, ever,

926
00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:02.840
<v Speaker 3>but you're just doing it in Avenuel.

927
00:52:02.920 --> 00:52:05.119
<v Speaker 2>Now, that's all. That's all that shit is.

928
00:52:05.159 --> 00:52:05.320
<v Speaker 3>You know.

929
00:52:06.000 --> 00:52:08.840
<v Speaker 1>A fun thing is that throughout the entirety of the

930
00:52:08.840 --> 00:52:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Middle Ages there was not a rule that required the

931
00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:15.960
<v Speaker 1>pope to be Catholic. Well happened until fifteen fifty nine

932
00:52:16.559 --> 00:52:19.199
<v Speaker 1>because you didn't have to because what else these were

933
00:52:19.199 --> 00:52:19.719
<v Speaker 1>they going to be?

934
00:52:19.840 --> 00:52:21.800
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's like, you know how, he's not.

935
00:52:21.760 --> 00:52:23.559
<v Speaker 1>Going to be Muslim, he's not going to be jew

936
00:52:23.679 --> 00:52:24.119
<v Speaker 1>so like.

937
00:52:24.639 --> 00:52:26.800
<v Speaker 3>What yeah, like what you're gonna pick a heretic like,

938
00:52:26.840 --> 00:52:29.719
<v Speaker 3>I don't think you're going around Languedoc being like anyone,

939
00:52:30.480 --> 00:52:32.880
<v Speaker 3>anyone you know, like that, well that.

940
00:52:33.199 --> 00:52:36.400
<v Speaker 1>All the Albagencians should have elected their own pope. I

941
00:52:36.480 --> 00:52:39.000
<v Speaker 1>know they I know Albigensian isn't a real thing, but whatever,

942
00:52:39.119 --> 00:52:44.840
<v Speaker 1>but still we're just it's easy, yeah, like you know,

943
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:48.719
<v Speaker 1>it's the okay, So I asked you earlier, like when

944
00:52:48.760 --> 00:52:51.159
<v Speaker 1>you think about like the medieval conclaves, so like when

945
00:52:51.159 --> 00:52:55.159
<v Speaker 1>you think about the ones like from after ten fifty nine, like,

946
00:52:55.800 --> 00:52:58.360
<v Speaker 1>what do you think about with that? Like, because I mean,

947
00:52:58.400 --> 00:53:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I know there are some of these like we're people

948
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:02.800
<v Speaker 1>are actually getting in fist fights with one another like.

949
00:53:02.800 --> 00:53:05.760
<v Speaker 3>It, Like yeah, I mean, well a lot of these

950
00:53:05.800 --> 00:53:07.960
<v Speaker 3>things get really testy.

951
00:53:08.079 --> 00:53:11.280
<v Speaker 2>For example, like you know, the Western Schism happens.

952
00:53:10.840 --> 00:53:17.920
<v Speaker 3>Because fundamentally a conclave is essentially threatened by the people

953
00:53:17.960 --> 00:53:21.159
<v Speaker 3>of Rome right like where they're they're like, we're going

954
00:53:21.239 --> 00:53:22.840
<v Speaker 3>to burn this shit down. You better get us a

955
00:53:22.920 --> 00:53:24.639
<v Speaker 3>Roman pope and they're like, best I can do is

956
00:53:25.000 --> 00:53:29.280
<v Speaker 3>Neapolitan and then like and he is like a madman

957
00:53:29.719 --> 00:53:33.719
<v Speaker 3>and like a violent and like breaking people's arms and shit,

958
00:53:33.840 --> 00:53:37.239
<v Speaker 3>and they're they're like, dude, this was under duress and

959
00:53:37.280 --> 00:53:40.599
<v Speaker 3>then he's like, no, it wasn't. And you know, like

960
00:53:40.679 --> 00:53:43.960
<v Speaker 3>so you see all of these things that like have

961
00:53:44.159 --> 00:53:49.960
<v Speaker 3>immense outside pressure. You know, like my favorite Holy Roman

962
00:53:50.159 --> 00:53:53.840
<v Speaker 3>emperor is like an anti emperor at first. Yeah, you know,

963
00:53:54.159 --> 00:53:57.880
<v Speaker 3>but because the pope likes him at the time. But

964
00:53:57.880 --> 00:53:59.760
<v Speaker 3>the pope will come to not like him, but they

965
00:53:59.880 --> 00:54:02.239
<v Speaker 3>like at the time, right, So you know you see

966
00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:04.880
<v Speaker 3>this like back and forth hit for chat. You know,

967
00:54:05.079 --> 00:54:09.079
<v Speaker 3>like living the Bavarian absolutely is like making antipopes, you know,

968
00:54:09.360 --> 00:54:11.920
<v Speaker 3>like they're going around and doing these things. So it's

969
00:54:11.960 --> 00:54:15.079
<v Speaker 3>like it's also interesting and important to see that even

970
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:17.719
<v Speaker 3>when we're in a period where we're saying, Okay, this

971
00:54:17.800 --> 00:54:20.559
<v Speaker 3>is what a conclay is, this is how they're carried out,

972
00:54:21.159 --> 00:54:25.079
<v Speaker 3>you still see emperors being like nah, dog, like I'm

973
00:54:25.079 --> 00:54:28.000
<v Speaker 3>not I'm not doing all that right, Like that's that's

974
00:54:28.000 --> 00:54:28.559
<v Speaker 3>just how it is.

975
00:54:29.960 --> 00:54:35.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's you know, they just put rules. They just

976
00:54:35.400 --> 00:54:37.599
<v Speaker 1>put rules in a facade around the whole thing that

977
00:54:37.719 --> 00:54:40.519
<v Speaker 1>was happening. You know, it was you know, you still

978
00:54:40.519 --> 00:54:44.039
<v Speaker 1>got you still got these Italian popes buying the papacy

979
00:54:44.119 --> 00:54:48.039
<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. You get some of these weird

980
00:54:48.119 --> 00:54:51.800
<v Speaker 1>quirks in fifteen forty nine, we would have had an

981
00:54:51.840 --> 00:54:56.679
<v Speaker 1>English pope, but Cardinal Pohl wouldn't vote for himself to

982
00:54:56.800 --> 00:54:59.360
<v Speaker 1>cast that in what would have been the deciding vote,

983
00:54:59.760 --> 00:55:03.679
<v Speaker 1>and does thank God for that someone else is elected.

984
00:55:03.719 --> 00:55:08.119
<v Speaker 1>But like it's it's just really kind of funny. The

985
00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:13.039
<v Speaker 1>Cardinal Borgia who became Pope Alexander the sixth rather you know,

986
00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:15.960
<v Speaker 1>he privately bribed people while this was happening like in

987
00:55:16.039 --> 00:55:16.960
<v Speaker 1>fourteen ninety two.

988
00:55:17.079 --> 00:55:20.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, Like the Borsia's like this is the thing

989
00:55:20.559 --> 00:55:22.480
<v Speaker 3>that that is kind of frustrating. It's like, don't get

990
00:55:22.480 --> 00:55:25.039
<v Speaker 3>me wrong, like there is there's plenty of problems with

991
00:55:25.079 --> 00:55:28.719
<v Speaker 3>nepotism and simony and and you know, like sexual things

992
00:55:28.760 --> 00:55:29.079
<v Speaker 3>that are.

993
00:55:28.960 --> 00:55:30.880
<v Speaker 2>Happening within the medieval church all the time.

994
00:55:31.639 --> 00:55:36.119
<v Speaker 3>But the real bad shit is like all happening at

995
00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:39.559
<v Speaker 3>the early modern period where it's like the Borgia popes,

996
00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:43.480
<v Speaker 3>you know, rockin' and it's like literally we have like

997
00:55:43.599 --> 00:55:45.920
<v Speaker 3>one of the popes, like one of the last popes

998
00:55:45.960 --> 00:55:47.840
<v Speaker 3>to just be like some guy is like one of

999
00:55:47.880 --> 00:55:50.480
<v Speaker 3>the medici or they're like you're the pope now, and

1000
00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:52.960
<v Speaker 3>he's like, oh word, yeah. You know, like it gets

1001
00:55:53.119 --> 00:55:57.239
<v Speaker 3>really bad during the Renaissance, which so you can understand why,

1002
00:55:57.800 --> 00:56:01.480
<v Speaker 3>like you know, Luther kicks off and everything and you know,

1003
00:56:01.559 --> 00:56:06.280
<v Speaker 3>and that's why they're also like Amita that opin this

1004
00:56:06.320 --> 00:56:08.719
<v Speaker 3>one isn't very fashionable, you know, and it's just like

1005
00:56:08.760 --> 00:56:11.840
<v Speaker 3>shut the fuck up, right, So you know the medieval

1006
00:56:11.840 --> 00:56:14.400
<v Speaker 3>polks they never get that bad with it, right.

1007
00:56:14.440 --> 00:56:20.199
<v Speaker 1>Like yeah, yeah, it's like you just it's also funny

1008
00:56:20.199 --> 00:56:22.000
<v Speaker 1>to look through this and find out the stuff that

1009
00:56:22.119 --> 00:56:26.920
<v Speaker 1>was added later, like the white and black smoke thing

1010
00:56:27.000 --> 00:56:30.400
<v Speaker 1>didn't start until nineteen fourteen. It like I would have

1011
00:56:30.440 --> 00:56:33.119
<v Speaker 1>thought that was an age old process like nope, that

1012
00:56:33.280 --> 00:56:37.239
<v Speaker 1>started like when when the First World War was going off,

1013
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Like cool.

1014
00:56:38.559 --> 00:56:39.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1015
00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:43.159
<v Speaker 3>That's the thing, right, is that it's so easy with

1016
00:56:43.199 --> 00:56:45.840
<v Speaker 3>people anything to assume that this has been done since

1017
00:56:45.920 --> 00:56:48.880
<v Speaker 3>I'm immemorial, but like, actually the thing about it is, uh,

1018
00:56:50.039 --> 00:56:53.000
<v Speaker 3>it hasn't because in time immemorial, we weren't writing this

1019
00:56:53.039 --> 00:56:55.840
<v Speaker 3>shit down and they were just like navigating on vibes, right,

1020
00:56:55.920 --> 00:56:58.400
<v Speaker 3>like we know when all of this stuff kind of

1021
00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:02.119
<v Speaker 3>comes in and you know, there are it's very funny

1022
00:57:02.159 --> 00:57:07.360
<v Speaker 3>because like you know, Gregory the Tenth when he makes

1023
00:57:07.519 --> 00:57:11.760
<v Speaker 3>uh Ubi perriculum m in twelve seventy four and is like, dude,

1024
00:57:11.800 --> 00:57:13.960
<v Speaker 3>we've got to like fucking.

1025
00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:16.440
<v Speaker 1>We gotta get some strict and we at least have

1026
00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:19.639
<v Speaker 1>to have to get everything out out of the open

1027
00:57:19.719 --> 00:57:23.199
<v Speaker 1>and like put it in like a building somewhere where

1028
00:57:23.239 --> 00:57:26.679
<v Speaker 1>like they can't see us like whipping each other with

1029
00:57:26.679 --> 00:57:28.599
<v Speaker 1>with cat of nine tails to figure out who's going

1030
00:57:28.639 --> 00:57:29.679
<v Speaker 1>to be the pope or whatever.

1031
00:57:29.880 --> 00:57:31.639
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's like that some pops are like, we're

1032
00:57:31.639 --> 00:57:34.000
<v Speaker 3>getting rid of this because like Ba basically like that

1033
00:57:34.079 --> 00:57:37.280
<v Speaker 3>goes away almost immediately under Adrian the Fifth, yeah, right

1034
00:57:37.360 --> 00:57:39.519
<v Speaker 3>where he's like, dude.

1035
00:57:39.320 --> 00:57:41.199
<v Speaker 2>I'd rather not do this. But then but then like

1036
00:57:41.239 --> 00:57:41.840
<v Speaker 2>it comes back in.

1037
00:57:41.960 --> 00:57:46.119
<v Speaker 3>So it's like you end up having these really big

1038
00:57:46.239 --> 00:57:53.000
<v Speaker 3>vacancies if you don't make it really uncomfortable essentially, because

1039
00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:55.400
<v Speaker 3>like they don't care and there and they will they

1040
00:57:55.440 --> 00:57:57.400
<v Speaker 3>will sit there and they will squabble and they will

1041
00:57:57.400 --> 00:58:01.000
<v Speaker 3>go for their candidate for like years and years and

1042
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:04.480
<v Speaker 3>years unless you're like you are on bread and water now, motherfucker,

1043
00:58:05.320 --> 00:58:08.960
<v Speaker 3>Like I hope, I hope you you like that shit right, like.

1044
00:58:09.199 --> 00:58:12.000
<v Speaker 1>You're eating bread and water. The angry mob outside is

1045
00:58:12.039 --> 00:58:16.199
<v Speaker 1>beating on the door repeatedly like good luck, I'll be

1046
00:58:16.280 --> 00:58:18.280
<v Speaker 1>back in a week. I hope you're not dead.

1047
00:58:19.719 --> 00:58:21.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And that's the thing is that it's like these

1048
00:58:21.480 --> 00:58:24.679
<v Speaker 3>things and also they move around like medieval people are

1049
00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:26.559
<v Speaker 3>a lot more pragmatic than you think. You know, now,

1050
00:58:26.599 --> 00:58:28.639
<v Speaker 3>it always takes place in the Sisting Chapel. Obviously it

1051
00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:30.840
<v Speaker 3>couldn't take place in the Sisting Chapel because it didn't exist.

1052
00:58:30.920 --> 00:58:33.840
<v Speaker 3>But like you know, sometimes it's happening over here. Sometimes

1053
00:58:33.840 --> 00:58:36.400
<v Speaker 3>it's happening over there, like you know, I don't know where,

1054
00:58:36.599 --> 00:58:38.199
<v Speaker 3>Like what wars are going on?

1055
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:39.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

1056
00:58:39.840 --> 00:58:43.960
<v Speaker 3>Is Rome currently on fire? There's certainly there are questions

1057
00:58:43.960 --> 00:58:45.320
<v Speaker 3>that we have to ask, you know, right.

1058
00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:47.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, if you I mean, I'm just looking at literally

1059
00:58:48.039 --> 00:58:56.960
<v Speaker 1>just a list of paper conclaves Verona, Ferrara, Pizza, Naples, Perugia,

1060
00:58:57.079 --> 00:58:59.519
<v Speaker 1>like you know, they just kind of went wherever. A

1061
00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:03.719
<v Speaker 1>question I was going to ask is like how the

1062
00:59:03.760 --> 00:59:09.000
<v Speaker 1>hell do people get like are they nominated? Like how

1063
00:59:09.039 --> 00:59:14.400
<v Speaker 1>does that work? Because like I mean, like you basically

1064
00:59:14.480 --> 00:59:17.639
<v Speaker 1>just start like like how did Like I saw a

1065
00:59:17.679 --> 00:59:21.199
<v Speaker 1>list of like current like people like contenders, and it's

1066
00:59:21.280 --> 00:59:25.159
<v Speaker 1>like are they are they running campaigns at this point?

1067
00:59:25.199 --> 00:59:28.880
<v Speaker 1>Do they have like secret like like Cardinal College of

1068
00:59:28.960 --> 00:59:31.440
<v Speaker 1>cardinal only can't like how does that work?

1069
00:59:31.480 --> 00:59:32.119
<v Speaker 2>What do they mean?

1070
00:59:32.599 --> 00:59:36.400
<v Speaker 3>Basically, I think that it's just kind of like uh,

1071
00:59:36.679 --> 00:59:39.760
<v Speaker 3>glad handing. You know, you don't you don't run an election,

1072
00:59:39.960 --> 00:59:42.159
<v Speaker 3>but it's just sort of like people like opinions will

1073
00:59:42.159 --> 00:59:45.760
<v Speaker 3>coalesce around particular figures that they're seen as being, you know,

1074
00:59:47.159 --> 00:59:53.039
<v Speaker 3>particularly charismatic or having a good story and like reflecting

1075
00:59:53.079 --> 00:59:55.960
<v Speaker 3>the values that the voters want at the time, right,

1076
00:59:56.719 --> 01:00:01.480
<v Speaker 3>And so what you do in this is the you know,

1077
01:00:01.320 --> 01:00:03.599
<v Speaker 3>you kind of have a first round of voting, like

1078
01:00:03.599 --> 01:00:05.320
<v Speaker 3>on the first day, you have a first round of voting,

1079
01:00:05.320 --> 01:00:08.320
<v Speaker 3>and then everyone just sees like who who's up there?

1080
01:00:08.480 --> 01:00:12.360
<v Speaker 2>Like right, like who is it possible to have votes for?

1081
01:00:12.639 --> 01:00:16.800
<v Speaker 3>Right? And then if your guy got three votes, you're

1082
01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:19.480
<v Speaker 3>gonna go fuck it all, right, and then like you

1083
01:00:19.519 --> 01:00:22.880
<v Speaker 3>know whatever. And I think that they all sit around

1084
01:00:22.880 --> 01:00:25.000
<v Speaker 3>and they talk to each other and they consider things,

1085
01:00:25.199 --> 01:00:27.480
<v Speaker 3>and you know, like I think it's it's a lot

1086
01:00:27.599 --> 01:00:31.599
<v Speaker 3>like playing diplomacy, I think, which you know, shout out

1087
01:00:32.639 --> 01:00:33.960
<v Speaker 3>where it's like you just kind of got to go

1088
01:00:34.000 --> 01:00:41.760
<v Speaker 3>around and talk to people and be like hey.

1089
01:00:39.039 --> 01:00:42.480
<v Speaker 1>What be like going around like high five like this

1090
01:00:42.719 --> 01:00:45.360
<v Speaker 1>boom be like hey, man, he's like, I ain't voting

1091
01:00:45.360 --> 01:00:46.800
<v Speaker 1>for that, dude, I fucking hate him.

1092
01:00:46.880 --> 01:00:51.440
<v Speaker 3>Like, yeah, it's gonna be obvious, like who's like a

1093
01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:54.880
<v Speaker 3>fucking opus day guy, you know, and who isn't you know,

1094
01:00:55.039 --> 01:00:55.840
<v Speaker 3>like that kind of thing.

1095
01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:58.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, so let me I'm sorry. I know you've

1096
01:00:58.079 --> 01:01:01.440
<v Speaker 1>done a lot of episodes on this in the last

1097
01:01:01.440 --> 01:01:07.760
<v Speaker 1>week or so, but like I read the Pope Francis

1098
01:01:08.000 --> 01:01:12.639
<v Speaker 1>had kind of like stacked the College of Cardinals with

1099
01:01:12.760 --> 01:01:17.360
<v Speaker 1>people who maybe weren't white as insane.

1100
01:01:18.320 --> 01:01:22.960
<v Speaker 2>To be hope. Here, here's the thing. When you're the pope,

1101
01:01:23.000 --> 01:01:26.360
<v Speaker 2>you get to pick bishops. That's true, all right, and.

1102
01:01:26.719 --> 01:01:30.559
<v Speaker 3>Only bishops can become cardinals. That's kind of the rule now,

1103
01:01:30.800 --> 01:01:35.199
<v Speaker 3>uh and so and also the pope a points cardinals.

1104
01:01:36.360 --> 01:01:39.280
<v Speaker 3>So like Homeboy was just like, yeah, I'm choosing everyone

1105
01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:43.199
<v Speaker 3>who isn't a fascist piece of shit, Like I mean, like, don't.

1106
01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:43.920
<v Speaker 2>Get me wrong, like.

1107
01:01:45.519 --> 01:01:51.320
<v Speaker 3>I'm not praising Pope Francis, you know, a pab et cetera.

1108
01:01:52.239 --> 01:01:56.639
<v Speaker 3>But you know, it could be so much worse. But

1109
01:01:56.679 --> 01:01:59.000
<v Speaker 3>I think that, you know, you also kind of get

1110
01:01:59.000 --> 01:02:01.159
<v Speaker 3>to that level if you're at playing the politics and

1111
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:03.360
<v Speaker 3>good at playing in the game. So it is to

1112
01:02:03.440 --> 01:02:06.320
<v Speaker 3>be hoped that we'll get some people who genuinely want

1113
01:02:06.320 --> 01:02:08.920
<v Speaker 3>to make the world a better place or whatever is.

1114
01:02:08.960 --> 01:02:16.719
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, is there like what am I trying to say?

1115
01:02:18.559 --> 01:02:22.159
<v Speaker 1>Are is there like a like an inside track like

1116
01:02:22.280 --> 01:02:24.760
<v Speaker 1>where people are like, Oh, this guy's got the best shot.

1117
01:02:24.880 --> 01:02:28.039
<v Speaker 1>He's like, you know, the whole Like like, don't how

1118
01:02:28.039 --> 01:02:30.079
<v Speaker 1>does that he? I don't know it, just like I

1119
01:02:30.159 --> 01:02:34.440
<v Speaker 1>understand completely how Like how like political campaigns, how you

1120
01:02:34.440 --> 01:02:36.320
<v Speaker 1>can vote on them. You could be like, oh, yeah,

1121
01:02:36.360 --> 01:02:39.800
<v Speaker 1>I think uh, Mark Carney uh is going to beat

1122
01:02:39.800 --> 01:02:42.960
<v Speaker 1>Pierre paulaver in Canada and you can bet like fifty

1123
01:02:43.000 --> 01:02:45.760
<v Speaker 1>bucks on Mark Carney. But like if you put a

1124
01:02:45.800 --> 01:02:47.960
<v Speaker 1>list of names in front of me for the papacy

1125
01:02:48.079 --> 01:02:50.440
<v Speaker 1>and we're like here, like you can bet money on it,

1126
01:02:50.440 --> 01:02:53.320
<v Speaker 1>It's like, how do I, like, how do I even

1127
01:02:53.360 --> 01:02:54.800
<v Speaker 1>choose that? Do we do? I choose it on a

1128
01:02:54.920 --> 01:02:59.159
<v Speaker 1>number of like people who confessed with them like baseball cards,

1129
01:02:59.199 --> 01:03:03.000
<v Speaker 1>Like I'm turning it over the meth trading card. Yeah,

1130
01:03:03.239 --> 01:03:03.960
<v Speaker 1>it's conversion.

1131
01:03:05.719 --> 01:03:08.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel I feel like it is.

1132
01:03:10.519 --> 01:03:11.920
<v Speaker 3>It's one of these things where you kind of have

1133
01:03:12.000 --> 01:03:15.920
<v Speaker 3>to be really clocked into a church bossip and politics.

1134
01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:21.000
<v Speaker 3>So it's like, I mean, fundamentally, the Vatican is a state, yeah, right, Like,

1135
01:03:21.039 --> 01:03:22.159
<v Speaker 3>and that is true.

1136
01:03:22.320 --> 01:03:23.039
<v Speaker 2>That is true.

1137
01:03:23.119 --> 01:03:26.639
<v Speaker 3>It is a state, and in many ways you can

1138
01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:30.199
<v Speaker 3>look at churches as kind of like embassies, you know,

1139
01:03:30.400 --> 01:03:33.760
<v Speaker 3>of the church everywhere in the world, and as a result,

1140
01:03:33.840 --> 01:03:36.960
<v Speaker 3>it is political as fuck, right, and so they're there

1141
01:03:36.960 --> 01:03:39.480
<v Speaker 3>are political games that are happening within it all the time,

1142
01:03:39.800 --> 01:03:43.119
<v Speaker 3>just like with any other government. And it's just kind

1143
01:03:43.119 --> 01:03:48.079
<v Speaker 3>of like we don't always acknowledge that. I mean, I

1144
01:03:48.079 --> 01:03:50.400
<v Speaker 3>mean I do because I'm a fucking historian, and you're like,

1145
01:03:50.440 --> 01:03:55.480
<v Speaker 3>are you fucking kidding? Right, Like, for from a medieval standpoint,

1146
01:03:55.840 --> 01:04:00.960
<v Speaker 3>all of this stuff is a big deal, right, So yeah,

1147
01:04:01.000 --> 01:04:03.159
<v Speaker 3>Like I think that the thing you need to do

1148
01:04:03.199 --> 01:04:04.760
<v Speaker 3>is kind of like have your ear to the ground.

1149
01:04:04.800 --> 01:04:06.960
<v Speaker 3>And it's like, I guess I'm kind of aware of

1150
01:04:07.079 --> 01:04:09.159
<v Speaker 3>like some of the front runners, but I'm only kind

1151
01:04:09.159 --> 01:04:11.920
<v Speaker 3>of aware of it because it's like the pope signal

1152
01:04:12.000 --> 01:04:14.920
<v Speaker 3>goes up right when you're you know, I work in

1153
01:04:14.920 --> 01:04:17.360
<v Speaker 3>one of the only professions where like the pope really matters,

1154
01:04:17.400 --> 01:04:19.920
<v Speaker 3>and I'm quite interested in this, right, But I mean,

1155
01:04:19.960 --> 01:04:24.760
<v Speaker 3>if you're a real devout Catholic, uh, this is stuff

1156
01:04:24.800 --> 01:04:27.400
<v Speaker 3>that you'd be aware of, but especially like the kind

1157
01:04:27.599 --> 01:04:29.360
<v Speaker 3>I mean, actually, I'm not even saying devout Catholic?

1158
01:04:29.360 --> 01:04:32.599
<v Speaker 2>What am I saying? I'm saying, like, my God bless them.

1159
01:04:32.679 --> 01:04:36.320
<v Speaker 3>You know, my relatives who are super involved in the church, right,

1160
01:04:36.400 --> 01:04:38.519
<v Speaker 3>like they're going to be the ones like you know,

1161
01:04:38.559 --> 01:04:40.679
<v Speaker 3>and I know all kinds of wazdow people you know,

1162
01:04:40.719 --> 01:04:43.519
<v Speaker 3>who are like I spend time like attempting to get

1163
01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:47.440
<v Speaker 3>like particular people sainted, you know, like I'm like I

1164
01:04:47.480 --> 01:04:50.519
<v Speaker 3>am a laid deacon because that's how much I love

1165
01:04:50.599 --> 01:04:52.320
<v Speaker 3>the church. And it's like they would all know and

1166
01:04:52.400 --> 01:04:52.960
<v Speaker 3>have opinions.

1167
01:04:53.039 --> 01:04:55.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yeah, they're like yeah, they're they're definitely telling

1168
01:04:55.559 --> 01:04:58.840
<v Speaker 1>me who's the like the number one pick for, you know,

1169
01:04:59.400 --> 01:05:00.199
<v Speaker 1>in the papal lot.

1170
01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:03.480
<v Speaker 3>And like I think that there are there are people

1171
01:05:03.480 --> 01:05:07.119
<v Speaker 3>who specialize like obviously and kind of like uh Vatgan

1172
01:05:07.199 --> 01:05:10.199
<v Speaker 3>politics now like Paul Sie, people who probably tell you

1173
01:05:10.199 --> 01:05:12.639
<v Speaker 3>more than I can about this, But you know, it

1174
01:05:12.719 --> 01:05:15.079
<v Speaker 3>is still just kind of like a numbers game.

1175
01:05:15.159 --> 01:05:17.719
<v Speaker 2>It's still an election. I mean, what's cute about it

1176
01:05:17.719 --> 01:05:18.480
<v Speaker 2>it is it.

1177
01:05:18.440 --> 01:05:21.920
<v Speaker 3>Is like still medieval in that way where it's like, well,

1178
01:05:21.920 --> 01:05:23.119
<v Speaker 3>we're gonna put a bunch of guys in a room

1179
01:05:23.159 --> 01:05:25.199
<v Speaker 3>and see what fucking happens. Right, They're gonna have to

1180
01:05:25.239 --> 01:05:26.960
<v Speaker 3>hear a bunch of sermons, man.

1181
01:05:27.239 --> 01:05:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so many sermons, so many about uh, I don't know, personal.

1182
01:05:34.480 --> 01:05:38.840
<v Speaker 3>God, They're about what the church needs at the moment.

1183
01:05:38.920 --> 01:05:40.519
<v Speaker 3>And like I just every time I think about it,

1184
01:05:40.559 --> 01:05:42.679
<v Speaker 3>I can't help thinking how much my boy meal each

1185
01:05:42.719 --> 01:05:44.920
<v Speaker 3>would have liked to get that call, you know, like

1186
01:05:45.039 --> 01:05:47.639
<v Speaker 3>he would love to yell at those motherfuckers just like

1187
01:05:47.880 --> 01:05:48.360
<v Speaker 3>that's great.

1188
01:05:48.559 --> 01:05:49.880
<v Speaker 1>You need to go back to Rome.

1189
01:05:49.960 --> 01:05:54.840
<v Speaker 3>And they're like, God, dammit, I get out.

1190
01:05:55.119 --> 01:05:57.639
<v Speaker 2>You're an avenue right now because you're in trouble.

1191
01:05:58.119 --> 01:06:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah town, Uh yeah, did we miss anything on the

1192
01:06:02.960 --> 01:06:08.920
<v Speaker 1>medieval conclaves? They are a hodgepodge of fun slash corruption slash.

1193
01:06:09.519 --> 01:06:12.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're really fun. What I would say is they're.

1194
01:06:12.440 --> 01:06:18.159
<v Speaker 3>Really fun to go down a Wikipedia rabbit hole with,

1195
01:06:18.559 --> 01:06:23.039
<v Speaker 3>and also a good resource online and resource generally if

1196
01:06:23.039 --> 01:06:25.119
<v Speaker 3>you want to learn more about various popes is to

1197
01:06:25.199 --> 01:06:28.440
<v Speaker 3>check out the Catholic Encyclopedia, which is quite funny.

1198
01:06:28.599 --> 01:06:33.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, any Encyclopedia Catholica, that's what they should have called it.

1199
01:06:33.920 --> 01:06:34.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, really good.

1200
01:06:35.000 --> 01:06:38.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I used to have encyclop Encyclopedia Britannica CD at

1201
01:06:38.800 --> 01:06:40.599
<v Speaker 1>my house when I was a kid. That's right.

1202
01:06:41.880 --> 01:06:44.440
<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, we got my parents have a bunch of

1203
01:06:44.519 --> 01:06:46.280
<v Speaker 3>old encyclopedias and they're really fun.

1204
01:06:46.719 --> 01:06:49.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, we have we have some of that stuff

1205
01:06:50.119 --> 01:06:52.760
<v Speaker 1>at my parents' house. It's like, man, these things are

1206
01:06:52.800 --> 01:06:55.320
<v Speaker 1>fun and so outdated.

1207
01:06:55.519 --> 01:06:57.519
<v Speaker 3>I know, and I kind of like really want them.

1208
01:06:57.679 --> 01:06:58.840
<v Speaker 2>I don't know, I don't know.

1209
01:06:59.280 --> 01:07:01.719
<v Speaker 1>Encyclopedia. You can't be talking like that.

1210
01:07:02.840 --> 01:07:06.679
<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, my parents encyclopedias. We talk about Czechoslovakia and

1211
01:07:06.719 --> 01:07:07.199
<v Speaker 2>all this shit.

1212
01:07:07.239 --> 01:07:10.679
<v Speaker 1>It's great. Yeah, Like they're like in the Glory to

1213
01:07:10.719 --> 01:07:14.480
<v Speaker 1>the Glory of Yugoslavia and you're like a hell yeah, yeah, okay,

1214
01:07:14.559 --> 01:07:19.280
<v Speaker 1>yeah cool. Uh yeah, folks, thank you for listening. Papal conclaves.

1215
01:07:19.320 --> 01:07:21.280
<v Speaker 1>They were a lot of fun in the Middle Ages.

1216
01:07:23.920 --> 01:07:28.559
<v Speaker 1>We we love them. Uh they're there. There are a

1217
01:07:28.599 --> 01:07:31.519
<v Speaker 1>snooze fest now as far as we can tell, unless

1218
01:07:31.599 --> 01:07:34.159
<v Speaker 1>fighting spills out of the building, in which case I

1219
01:07:34.199 --> 01:07:36.000
<v Speaker 1>take it all back. If they get in a fight

1220
01:07:36.079 --> 01:07:38.679
<v Speaker 1>in the Sistine Chapel, I take it off. You guys.

1221
01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:41.639
<v Speaker 3>Let's go find like an ancestor of an ostro goth

1222
01:07:41.719 --> 01:07:44.400
<v Speaker 3>and say he gets to pick like fucking but like

1223
01:07:44.519 --> 01:07:45.679
<v Speaker 3>whatever you.

1224
01:07:46.000 --> 01:07:48.920
<v Speaker 1>Like, gotta find an ancestor of an Ostrogoth who's like,

1225
01:07:49.559 --> 01:07:54.039
<v Speaker 1>not weird about it. I just from Theodore, like, all right, man,

1226
01:07:55.360 --> 01:07:58.639
<v Speaker 1>you got a brother who's like not weird. Maybe No,

1227
01:08:01.679 --> 01:08:06.480
<v Speaker 1>it's a thank y'all for listening. Paper conclaves. They're fun.

1228
01:08:06.719 --> 01:08:10.599
<v Speaker 1>This one will be important. I we'll see who gets elected.

1229
01:08:12.159 --> 01:08:15.000
<v Speaker 1>Will it be kind of good or will it be

1230
01:08:15.679 --> 01:08:20.680
<v Speaker 1>very bad, very bad? It depends who's to say. Anyway, Yeah,

1231
01:08:20.880 --> 01:08:24.840
<v Speaker 1>it's we hope you enjoyed it. I don't know what

1232
01:08:24.880 --> 01:08:26.439
<v Speaker 1>we'll be back with next time. We got to figure

1233
01:08:26.439 --> 01:08:31.279
<v Speaker 1>it out, but we'll get there. And uh yeah, that

1234
01:08:32.319 --> 01:08:34.119
<v Speaker 1>I think is not going to do it for us today.

1235
01:08:34.119 --> 01:08:36.479
<v Speaker 1>Other than eleanor what what have you got going on?

1236
01:08:37.159 --> 01:08:38.520
<v Speaker 2>I don't even know anymore.

1237
01:08:40.600 --> 01:08:44.399
<v Speaker 3>You know, I'm on the socials at Going Medieval. I

1238
01:08:44.600 --> 01:08:46.640
<v Speaker 3>wanted to write something on the blog this month, but

1239
01:08:46.800 --> 01:08:48.600
<v Speaker 3>everything's been so hellish.

1240
01:08:48.680 --> 01:08:49.800
<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna be just sur real with you.

1241
01:08:49.840 --> 01:08:55.279
<v Speaker 3>It's very difficult to write things under the tyranny of fascism.

1242
01:08:56.119 --> 01:08:58.399
<v Speaker 3>But you know, I'm here and I'm gonna give it

1243
01:08:58.399 --> 01:09:02.159
<v Speaker 3>my best shot, and if I can figure it out tomorrow,

1244
01:09:04.119 --> 01:09:04.479
<v Speaker 3>I mean.

1245
01:09:04.479 --> 01:09:05.359
<v Speaker 2>Not gonna try anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but otherwise yeah, like see me melting down about

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<v Speaker 3>fascism socials, I guess yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can find me, Luca is amazing on the socials.

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<v Speaker 1>You can find my old show People's History of the

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<v Speaker 1>Republic wherever you listen to this stuff. If you want

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<v Speaker 1>to hear me yap about Star Wars. Other than that,

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<v Speaker 1>that's going to do it for us today, and we'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you next time. Bye.
