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<v Speaker 1>One oh one lynchon Taco Orlando's rock station one oh

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for rocking on the job with us. If you

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<v Speaker 1>you looped in here. Ac DC in the Power Up

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<v Speaker 1>Tour coming to Florida Zah gonna be Friday, May sixteenth,

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<v Speaker 1>And ironically we decided to go ahead and go with

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<v Speaker 1>ac DC this morning. It only makes too much sense.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's three songs there for you to vote on

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<v Speaker 1>by you, We will play back right around nine o'clock

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<v Speaker 1>and then randomly award one of you who takes two

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<v Speaker 2>Just only vote once, keep it fair for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's well, if you vote more than once, you're

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<v Speaker 1>disqualified DQ that sick Burn not dairy Queen either.

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<v Speaker 2>D qed j R. Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's start with this item from last week, Thanksgiving week.

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<v Speaker 1>We go to Houston County, Georgia, the town of Lazzella

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<v Speaker 1>Skyview Elementary School. This there in Lizella, Georgia. That's where

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<v Speaker 1>a former Georgia copp who won Deputy of the Year

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<v Speaker 1>was arrested in charge with d U I. He was

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<v Speaker 1>stationed had his patrol unit stationed outside of the elementary school,

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<v Speaker 1>which by the way, was out for Thanksgiving break. There

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<v Speaker 1>was no school going on.

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<v Speaker 2>And.

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<v Speaker 1>The deputy, UH, Deputy Garrison Page was out there directing

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<v Speaker 1>traffic there. There were no cars. He was directing traffic.

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<v Speaker 2>So he's just out there doing the hand gestures to nobody.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nobody there. The school's closed, there's no traffic to

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<v Speaker 1>direct in.

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<v Speaker 3>UH.

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<v Speaker 2>Was anybody else with him?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no one was with him. He had apparently indulged

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<v Speaker 1>in some Mike's Harder lemonade and then had some natty

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<v Speaker 1>lights going as well in the patrol unit.

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<v Speaker 2>He said, Mike's Harder. Do they have a U A.

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<v Speaker 1>Wink when hard isn't hard enough?

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<v Speaker 2>Taco Bob you go harder exactly all right, reported him

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<v Speaker 2>time and place, Time and Place Officer of the Year

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<v Speaker 2>who reported him just various.

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<v Speaker 1>Folks are like, there's a cop out here directing traffic

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<v Speaker 1>and barking orders. There's no one here.

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<v Speaker 2>He's yelling his air right, and he smells like hard

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<v Speaker 2>Man Harder. He's you know, it's kind of crazy. But

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<v Speaker 2>you pull up and he said he was a cheat?

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<v Speaker 2>What was he? He was a former Deputy of the Year. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>I said, Deputy, you pull up in one of your colleagues.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you just gonna give him a ride home?

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<v Speaker 1>And Garrison? What are you doing, bro?

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<v Speaker 2>Directing traffic?

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<v Speaker 1>What the hell does it look like?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're gonna get a citation? Move along? Wait, I

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<v Speaker 2>work with you. You know I was gonna give you

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<v Speaker 2>your ride home and tuck you into bed and everything.

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<v Speaker 2>But now, I mean, Pat, you're a coworker. We didn't

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<v Speaker 2>remember in the in the nineties if if you were

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<v Speaker 2>sometimes pulled over, they'd say, hey, you know what, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just gonna follow you home, make sure you get there.

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<v Speaker 2>You you know what I'm talking about, right, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I know, yeah, especially if you're like a

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<v Speaker 2>deputy block from your house. Yeah, and if you're a deputy, well,

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<v Speaker 2>this was you know, a little different situation harder. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>I might have to do that for a shopping beer one.

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<v Speaker 1>New York City residents are finding it difficult to adjust

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<v Speaker 1>to a huge change in trash pickup procedures.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you tease this one, I was thinking, is

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<v Speaker 2>it mob related? Because I know.

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<v Speaker 1>The trash pickup, of course is mob related and controlled.

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<v Speaker 1>We all know that. Yeah, but no, there's a new

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<v Speaker 1>ordinance that has been put into place. This was one

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<v Speaker 1>of the things that the mayor there when he ran,

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<v Speaker 1>he was he was hell bent on doing something about

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<v Speaker 1>the rat issue in New York City good luck, and

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<v Speaker 1>he felt that one of the biggest contributing factors to

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<v Speaker 1>the just, you know, just uncontrollable rat population is the

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<v Speaker 1>availability of trash. Because the trash is just left out

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<v Speaker 1>on the curb in plastic bags and the rats can

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<v Speaker 1>just gnaw right through it, and it's an endless rat.

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<v Speaker 2>Why don't they use trash cans up there?

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<v Speaker 1>Winter winter Taco Bob. That is the new ordinance. If

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<v Speaker 1>you'll live in a building with more than ten units,

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<v Speaker 1>your trash can no longer just be slung out on

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<v Speaker 1>the curb. You got to put it in containers and

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<v Speaker 1>out on the curb. This is where the residents are

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<v Speaker 1>having a problem. Space is limited in New York City.

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<v Speaker 1>That's kind of what I was just picturing.

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<v Speaker 2>If if you live in a unit with let's say

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<v Speaker 2>twenty people, right, that's twenty trash cans that have to

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<v Speaker 2>go somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's what they're struggling with right now. Is obviously yes,

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<v Speaker 1>there's many buildings that just simply have no place to

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<v Speaker 1>put these cans that are now required. So they're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to find, you know, a happy median there where like

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<v Speaker 1>maybe they're putting one large container out on the trash

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<v Speaker 1>days and everybody just chucks the stuff in there. But

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<v Speaker 1>then you have an issue with not all the trucks

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<v Speaker 1>are equipped to pick up other than the just the

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<v Speaker 1>standardized hands with the arm that flings them up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Eddie's cruise, Eddies. Trash crews aren't really said, uh

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<v Speaker 2>you know, my my my wife, I won't put on her,

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<v Speaker 2>but my uncle Eddie uh ran trash. Sure do you

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<v Speaker 2>ever remember the house that I showed you Billy Joel

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<v Speaker 2>tried buying from him. Yeah, trash is pretty lucid and

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<v Speaker 2>connected man there. Yeah, yeah, clothing. Yeah, although I'm good,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm flipping it around here. If you're the garbage man

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<v Speaker 2>now in New York City, you're loving this. Why how

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<v Speaker 2>many times are you there trying to sling those bags

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<v Speaker 2>that are half torn open, rats hanging out of them?

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<v Speaker 2>And yeah, you know, you know, if I'm slinging a bag,

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<v Speaker 2>that's if I'm trash band Bobby here, right, I grab

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<v Speaker 2>that bag and the bottom goes out, I'm leaving it.

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<v Speaker 1>Did they do?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not even if there's a sewer nearby, might you know,

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<v Speaker 2>give it a boot towards the sewer.

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<v Speaker 1>But now the rule, just to be clear here, because

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<v Speaker 1>I know some of you probably have questions about this.

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<v Speaker 1>You still have to double back body parts, oh before

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<v Speaker 1>you put them in the containers now, rather than just

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<v Speaker 1>leaving them in the bags by the sidewalks.

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<v Speaker 2>Or bawling bag right.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, it's gonna be interesting to see where they ultimately

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<v Speaker 1>settle on this, because it does place a predicament on

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of these buildings. Just there's nowhere to put

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<v Speaker 1>all these cans.

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<v Speaker 2>We all thought the same thing, just get three big

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<v Speaker 2>cans for the you know, but you're right, the crews

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<v Speaker 2>can't handle.

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<v Speaker 1>Here's the other little fun fact I found out in this.

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<v Speaker 1>If you remember a long, long time ago, and you

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<v Speaker 1>see this in movies, sometimes it wasn't always just these

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<v Speaker 1>plastic bags just strewn on the side of the road

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<v Speaker 1>about fifty that that procedure has been in place for

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<v Speaker 1>about fifty years. Before that, it was those crappy aluminum,

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<v Speaker 1>shiny cans that were out there. There were no plastic bags.

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<v Speaker 1>You just dumped your garbage, raw guard garbage into those

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<v Speaker 1>and that that's why they moved to the plastic bags

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<v Speaker 1>from that as an improvement, because there's cans for just vile.

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<v Speaker 2>You have any relatives from up north, well, I'm not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna pin it on anybody, but there were a couple people,

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<v Speaker 2>relatives that would come to my home, right, I'll say

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<v Speaker 2>on my side of the family. They would come to

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<v Speaker 2>my home pat and a empty out the the you know,

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<v Speaker 2>the contents of their car right into the can. And

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<v Speaker 2>of course, you know there's a coffee cup that has

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<v Speaker 2>half full. It's let that blow up in my nice

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<v Speaker 2>clean trash can. I know, trash cans for trash, but

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry. And the northern thing I look at you, dude.

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<v Speaker 2>I would look at that can pat and I go this,

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<v Speaker 2>I go festering, I go damn Northern people.

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<v Speaker 1>Every time.

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<v Speaker 2>I just go, damn Northern people.

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<v Speaker 1>You use a bag.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't just throw trash in a can. You're in

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<v Speaker 2>Florida and out and finally there's this one other Thanksgiving notes.

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<v Speaker 2>You were in Florida. We know our trash? Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>are you okay over there?

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<v Speaker 1>What happened?

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<v Speaker 2>Trash can?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>The irony?

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<v Speaker 2>It got caught on my shoe and flipped in the

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<v Speaker 2>spit covered paper everywhere. All right, trash is cleaned up.

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<v Speaker 1>Woman in Alaska named Esther Sanderland, for the third year

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<v Speaker 1>in a row, has turkey bombed her neighbors. This pulling

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<v Speaker 1>a script right from the old WKRP in Cincinnati file.

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<v Speaker 2>She's doing it with a big slings No, no, her plane.

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<v Speaker 1>She has been dropping frozen turkeys, not live turkeys, as

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<v Speaker 1>was the warp faux Pah many years to her rural

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<v Speaker 1>neighbors in Alaska, comes zooming in and drops frozen.

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<v Speaker 3>Turkeys During the freezer. You can't really get around, you

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<v Speaker 3>can't travel out there. You can fly one weekend and

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<v Speaker 3>I was visiting our newest neighbor, and they were talking

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<v Speaker 3>about splitting a squirrel three ways for dinner and how

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<v Speaker 3>that didn't really go very far.

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<v Speaker 1>And I just have her newest neighbor who lives like

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<v Speaker 1>thirty miles away.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, at that moment, you know what I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna drop them a turkey for Thanksgiving. My vision

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<v Speaker 3>with this is to reach farther parts of Alaska because

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<v Speaker 3>there are so many families that live ruled and they're

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<v Speaker 3>all frozen. So some people are like, does this hurt

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<v Speaker 3>the turkey? Is it like tender eyed or you know,

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<v Speaker 3>they're all frozen. They literally just bounce off the ground.

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<v Speaker 2>So they don't know what to do with the turkey.

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<v Speaker 2>But they'll split a squirrel if I go to my relatives,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, you know, family's family. If I walk in

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<v Speaker 2>and they got a squirrel pinned out like this, pat

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<v Speaker 2>like taxidermy style way, grab an arm or a leg

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<v Speaker 2>Hey those arms are legs, squirrel. Oh that's your bright

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<v Speaker 2>question for the.

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<v Speaker 1>Day s World sound effects please before we human beatbox,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>Course station is w j R R M