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Speaker 1: Okay, let's start with this item from last week, Thanksgiving week.
Speaker 1: We go to Houston County, Georgia, the town of Lazzella
Speaker 1: Skyview Elementary School. This there in Lizella, Georgia. That's where
Speaker 1: a former Georgia copp who won Deputy of the Year
Speaker 1: was arrested in charge with d U I. He was
Speaker 1: stationed had his patrol unit stationed outside of the elementary school,
Speaker 1: which by the way, was out for Thanksgiving break. There
Speaker 1: was no school going on.
Speaker 2: And.
Speaker 1: The deputy, UH, Deputy Garrison Page was out there directing
Speaker 1: traffic there. There were no cars. He was directing traffic.
Speaker 2: So he's just out there doing the hand gestures to nobody.
Speaker 1: There's nobody there. The school's closed, there's no traffic to
Speaker 1: direct in.
Speaker 3: UH.
Speaker 2: Was anybody else with him?
Speaker 1: No, no one was with him. He had apparently indulged
Speaker 1: in some Mike's Harder lemonade and then had some natty
Speaker 1: lights going as well in the patrol unit.
Speaker 2: He said, Mike's Harder. Do they have a U A.
Speaker 1: Wink when hard isn't hard enough?
Speaker 2: Taco Bob you go harder exactly all right, reported him
Speaker 2: time and place, Time and Place Officer of the Year
Speaker 2: who reported him just various.
Speaker 1: Folks are like, there's a cop out here directing traffic
Speaker 1: and barking orders. There's no one here.
Speaker 2: He's yelling his air right, and he smells like hard
Speaker 2: Man Harder. He's you know, it's kind of crazy. But
Speaker 2: you pull up and he said he was a cheat?
Speaker 2: What was he? He was a former Deputy of the Year. Okay,
Speaker 2: I said, Deputy, you pull up in one of your colleagues.
Speaker 2: Are you just gonna give him a ride home?
Speaker 1: And Garrison? What are you doing, bro?
Speaker 2: Directing traffic?
Speaker 1: What the hell does it look like?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna get a citation? Move along? Wait, I
Speaker 2: work with you. You know I was gonna give you
Speaker 2: your ride home and tuck you into bed and everything.
Speaker 2: But now, I mean, Pat, you're a coworker. We didn't
Speaker 2: remember in the in the nineties if if you were
Speaker 2: sometimes pulled over, they'd say, hey, you know what, I'm
Speaker 2: just gonna follow you home, make sure you get there.
Speaker 2: You you know what I'm talking about, right, you know,
Speaker 2: I know, I know, yeah, especially if you're like a
Speaker 2: deputy block from your house. Yeah, and if you're a deputy, well,
Speaker 2: this was you know, a little different situation harder. Uh,
Speaker 2: I might have to do that for a shopping beer one.
Speaker 1: New York City residents are finding it difficult to adjust
Speaker 1: to a huge change in trash pickup procedures.
Speaker 2: So when you tease this one, I was thinking, is
Speaker 2: it mob related? Because I know.
Speaker 1: The trash pickup, of course is mob related and controlled.
Speaker 1: We all know that. Yeah, but no, there's a new
Speaker 1: ordinance that has been put into place. This was one
Speaker 1: of the things that the mayor there when he ran,
Speaker 1: he was he was hell bent on doing something about
Speaker 1: the rat issue in New York City good luck, and
Speaker 1: he felt that one of the biggest contributing factors to
Speaker 1: the just, you know, just uncontrollable rat population is the
Speaker 1: availability of trash. Because the trash is just left out
Speaker 1: on the curb in plastic bags and the rats can
Speaker 1: just gnaw right through it, and it's an endless rat.
Speaker 2: Why don't they use trash cans up there?
Speaker 1: Winter winter Taco Bob. That is the new ordinance. If
Speaker 1: you'll live in a building with more than ten units,
Speaker 1: your trash can no longer just be slung out on
Speaker 1: the curb. You got to put it in containers and
Speaker 1: out on the curb. This is where the residents are
Speaker 1: having a problem. Space is limited in New York City.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what I was just picturing.
Speaker 2: If if you live in a unit with let's say
Speaker 2: twenty people, right, that's twenty trash cans that have to
Speaker 2: go somewhere.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what they're struggling with right now. Is obviously yes,
Speaker 1: there's many buildings that just simply have no place to
Speaker 1: put these cans that are now required. So they're trying
Speaker 1: to find, you know, a happy median there where like
Speaker 1: maybe they're putting one large container out on the trash
Speaker 1: days and everybody just chucks the stuff in there. But
Speaker 1: then you have an issue with not all the trucks
Speaker 1: are equipped to pick up other than the just the
Speaker 1: standardized hands with the arm that flings them up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Eddie's cruise, Eddies. Trash crews aren't really said, uh
Speaker 2: you know, my my my wife, I won't put on her,
Speaker 2: but my uncle Eddie uh ran trash. Sure do you
Speaker 2: ever remember the house that I showed you Billy Joel
Speaker 2: tried buying from him. Yeah, trash is pretty lucid and
Speaker 2: connected man there. Yeah, yeah, clothing. Yeah, although I'm good,
Speaker 2: I'm flipping it around here. If you're the garbage man
Speaker 2: now in New York City, you're loving this. Why how
Speaker 2: many times are you there trying to sling those bags
Speaker 2: that are half torn open, rats hanging out of them?
Speaker 2: And yeah, you know, you know, if I'm slinging a bag,
Speaker 2: that's if I'm trash band Bobby here, right, I grab
Speaker 2: that bag and the bottom goes out, I'm leaving it.
Speaker 1: Did they do?
Speaker 2: I'm not even if there's a sewer nearby, might you know,
Speaker 2: give it a boot towards the sewer.
Speaker 1: But now the rule, just to be clear here, because
Speaker 1: I know some of you probably have questions about this.
Speaker 1: You still have to double back body parts, oh before
Speaker 1: you put them in the containers now, rather than just
Speaker 1: leaving them in the bags by the sidewalks.
Speaker 2: Or bawling bag right.
Speaker 1: Actually, it's gonna be interesting to see where they ultimately
Speaker 1: settle on this, because it does place a predicament on
Speaker 1: a lot of these buildings. Just there's nowhere to put
Speaker 1: all these cans.
Speaker 2: We all thought the same thing, just get three big
Speaker 2: cans for the you know, but you're right, the crews
Speaker 2: can't handle.
Speaker 1: Here's the other little fun fact I found out in this.
Speaker 1: If you remember a long, long time ago, and you
Speaker 1: see this in movies, sometimes it wasn't always just these
Speaker 1: plastic bags just strewn on the side of the road
Speaker 1: about fifty that that procedure has been in place for
Speaker 1: about fifty years. Before that, it was those crappy aluminum,
Speaker 1: shiny cans that were out there. There were no plastic bags.
Speaker 1: You just dumped your garbage, raw guard garbage into those
Speaker 1: and that that's why they moved to the plastic bags
Speaker 1: from that as an improvement, because there's cans for just vile.
Speaker 2: You have any relatives from up north, well, I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna pin it on anybody, but there were a couple people,
Speaker 2: relatives that would come to my home, right, I'll say
Speaker 2: on my side of the family. They would come to
Speaker 2: my home pat and a empty out the the you know,
Speaker 2: the contents of their car right into the can. And
Speaker 2: of course, you know there's a coffee cup that has
Speaker 2: half full. It's let that blow up in my nice
Speaker 2: clean trash can. I know, trash cans for trash, but
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. And the northern thing I look at you, dude.
Speaker 2: I would look at that can pat and I go this,
Speaker 2: I go festering, I go damn Northern people.
Speaker 1: Every time.
Speaker 2: I just go, damn Northern people.
Speaker 1: You use a bag.
Speaker 2: We don't just throw trash in a can. You're in
Speaker 2: Florida and out and finally there's this one other Thanksgiving notes.
Speaker 2: You were in Florida. We know our trash? Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: are you okay over there?
Speaker 1: What happened?
Speaker 2: Trash can?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: The irony?
Speaker 2: It got caught on my shoe and flipped in the
Speaker 2: spit covered paper everywhere. All right, trash is cleaned up.
Speaker 1: Woman in Alaska named Esther Sanderland, for the third year
Speaker 1: in a row, has turkey bombed her neighbors. This pulling
Speaker 1: a script right from the old WKRP in Cincinnati file.
Speaker 2: She's doing it with a big slings No, no, her plane.
Speaker 1: She has been dropping frozen turkeys, not live turkeys, as
Speaker 1: was the warp faux Pah many years to her rural
Speaker 1: neighbors in Alaska, comes zooming in and drops frozen.
Speaker 3: Turkeys During the freezer. You can't really get around, you
Speaker 3: can't travel out there. You can fly one weekend and
Speaker 3: I was visiting our newest neighbor, and they were talking
Speaker 3: about splitting a squirrel three ways for dinner and how
Speaker 3: that didn't really go very far.
Speaker 1: And I just have her newest neighbor who lives like
Speaker 1: thirty miles away.
Speaker 3: I thought, at that moment, you know what I'm gonna
Speaker 3: I'm gonna drop them a turkey for Thanksgiving. My vision
Speaker 3: with this is to reach farther parts of Alaska because
Speaker 3: there are so many families that live ruled and they're
Speaker 3: all frozen. So some people are like, does this hurt
Speaker 3: the turkey? Is it like tender eyed or you know,
Speaker 3: they're all frozen. They literally just bounce off the ground.
Speaker 2: So they don't know what to do with the turkey.
Speaker 2: But they'll split a squirrel if I go to my relatives,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, you know, family's family. If I walk in
Speaker 2: and they got a squirrel pinned out like this, pat
Speaker 2: like taxidermy style way, grab an arm or a leg
Speaker 2: Hey those arms are legs, squirrel. Oh that's your bright
Speaker 2: question for the.
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