Speaker 1: Neonic for my adoptions as us.
Speaker 2: Hi. Welcome to the void Onnica. I am your host
Ndim Devin, and today I am joined with people. Who
are you? People? So like we normally do, introduce yourself
and the character you are playing going down the road first?
Speaker 3: Uh, Hello over one, I am Indigo, the Almighty Indigo
playing the role of Rowan. I am the Short King.
Speaker 2: Supreme Short King Supreme.
Speaker 4: Yam and hello, I know I'm next hold.
Speaker 1: And hello.
Speaker 5: My name is Jacob and I am playing Wait week, Hello,
who are who are we playing?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You tell what character you're playing?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm playing the uh I'm playing?
Speaker 6: And yet another furry this time I'm a lion named
ze Except here's a little fun fact about Zia. I
threw this idea with James and so the way his
name is spelled.
Speaker 2: It's x e O z Yeah.
Speaker 7: Looking looking at it, it's most people will see it
in pronounce Zias. But I ran an idea by James
that in his native tongue, that's not how you pronounce
his name.
Speaker 2: How do you pronounce it?
Speaker 4: Shoes hughes, shoes like shoes, like shoes?
Speaker 2: What the fuck? Okay, bro okay.
Speaker 3: He's a cat. That's the perfect name for a cat shoes.
Speaker 4: He has brother named Boots.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I love that. Yes, you know what
inspiration points for Jacob?
Speaker 1: Yes? Many?
Speaker 2: That was smart. That's smart. That's that's basically giving it's
giving Cerberus spot vibes.
Speaker 4: All right, what do I not say those inspiration points
or are.
Speaker 8: You just.
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: That should be in your little character sheet.
Speaker 4: These character sheets are confusing as fuck.
Speaker 2: So the character sheet, it would be smart to make
its own its own window, because the character sheet is
so big.
Speaker 1: She's what she said, you picked diggy.
Speaker 2: The Uh, there you go. You have inspiration.
Speaker 4: I clicked you clicked it, all right, collected it.
Speaker 2: But yes, if you have your character sheet, just make
its own window and make things make things a whole
lot easier. Now we're using the twenty twenty four rules
mostly outside of like changing some of the races of
these characters and such. But for the most part, we're
going off of the twenty twenty four rules more or
less as far as the character builds and stuff. So
we're gonna test that out. And so that's Jacob. Next
up after Jacob.
Speaker 1: I'm Dakota. I'm playing shit.
Speaker 2: Ever, bones are back on the men, you boys, and last,
but most certainly not least.
Speaker 9: Oh, I'm Tyler and I'm playing the role over Rogar.
Speaker 2: Rogar is the most adorable little dragon born I have
ever seen in my life. That picture you sent me
for his icon is I was trying to find.
Speaker 9: Like a cool looking dragon born because I'm making something
called a cobalt dragon born, which is essentially a blue
dragon born, just with metal. And then they all look
too mean. I'm like, I have a picture, oh, this one,
and like they looks kind of like a soft, furry
druid looking thing, and I'm like, yeah, I'll try this one.
Speaker 2: He's soft boy, he's best boy.
Speaker 4: Oh and Devin, when you get a chance, can you
put it? Can you put that picture?
Speaker 5: I set I andtheber Shoes on as his profile because
it's not honest on my character sheet yet.
Speaker 4: I'm trying. I can't figure out the sniff. I feel
like I feel like the old people I help at work.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, me too, because I won't load my
character's character, Like, how do.
Speaker 1: I do it?
Speaker 2: Use his d updates default. I don't know if it'll change.
It might I don't know if he will change the pitchure,
per se, hold out, let me bring up your singing.
Speaker 4: You don't have to do it right now. It's just
saying we get the chance. Why is it as cute
as fuck?
Speaker 1: He is the ultimate soft boy.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's because of the music. Maybe that's why it's
acting a little slow.
Speaker 4: Isn't the music coming from.
Speaker 2: The No, the music is coming from roll twenty itself.
Ah okay, yeah, I'm not turn on. I'm not turn
off the music. I think it might be slowing down
Roll twenty. I tried. I'll have music and post. It's fine.
But so everyone should be seeing like a living room
with all the characters' icons, which the icons are all
connected to your character sheets, so everyone should be able
to freely move. Actually if everyone can move their their
character icon a little bit, just to just to make
sure everyone's connected. But they're tokens connected to.
Speaker 3: Their load you fast load hey coo.
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So anyway, welcome boy hoppy Halloween well Halloween season. Now,
this is going to be a little uh break from
the main game that you all currently listen to and
campaign to with the crew of the Cruel Sun. But
today we're going to take a little detour over to
a little place that's Uki Booky. Well, I say, Yuki
Spooky is going to be actually ukiy Spooky Probably not,
it's me. It's we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Here with this crew. It's it's more like fucking WALKI
than Uky Spooky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like Haunted Mansion if it went Ulu.
Speaker 1: It's like the cast.
Speaker 4: It's like the cast of Scooby doo oh.
Speaker 2: Yeah, totally one hundred and ten percent.
Speaker 3: One hundred cast of the Velma show.
Speaker 10: I Hate You, I Hate Death.
Speaker 5: I've never seen that show, but every time I hear
about it, I cringe.
Speaker 3: I've watched it, so you've embraced the cringe. I watch it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's it's men. It got another season for
whatever reason because everyone hate watched it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, which really, right, I despise this show. I'm gonna
watch everything that criticize it season.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're like, like, I watched the whole show. It
didn't have one redeeming quality. Season two announced What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it already came out, or if it's
not coming out, it will be soon. Also, if you like,
if you like Uza Maki Max just Max well, Adult
Swim just released the first episode of the Uza mocky
anime series from Eto. It's on Maxim.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck they've made another Naruto series.
Speaker 2: Uh, who's a mock Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I know what he's talking about now.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But yes, we're taking a break from the campaign too.
I mean obviously, I totally don't have like twenty some
more episodes pre recorded of campaign too or anything. What
who what? No? Not me I but October we're gonna
be playing uh this little uh, I don't want to
say short camp many many campaign. There we go mini
campaign because I can never do it around.
Speaker 3: We're fucking around and finding out everybody, hang on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I can't do a blood shop for life
for me. So this is gonna be like a mini
little Fucky Lucky. Uh it's called Lily way manor so
to start things off, you, your guys's characters. You all
wake up in this What.
Speaker 3: What I cannot? I cannot access my character?
Speaker 2: You cannot access your character sheet. I cannot what you
mean you cannot?
Speaker 3: It's just sitting there loading, It's just standing there menacingly.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 4: Okay, I just love it more when we're sharing the brain,
the same brain, saw.
Speaker 2: The fuck?
Speaker 9: Oh, so we're sharing the same tile space. And then
I could say I have a skeleton inside me.
Speaker 11: Mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Did you ever hear about the the joke about the skeleton?
Speaker 9: No, it didn't. What happened?
Speaker 4: So skeleton walks into a bar your spear and I'm off,
did you yourself?
Speaker 2: So that's the dragon born truid.
Speaker 3: I hate you so much.
Speaker 4: I stole that from that Last Times of the Caribbean movie.
Speaker 5: And it's funny because only one person in that movie
I actually laughed at it.
Speaker 3: M hm.
Speaker 2: Can we yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Roll twenty?
Speaker 8: Why why?
Speaker 1: I hope he doesn't love you either? Tell me why?
Speaker 2: Fired?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Everyone damn it?
Speaker 2: Everyone exit and then everyone reading it it's doing it
to me too, So.
Speaker 3: Exit game and then re enter it.
Speaker 9: Well, now the exit game, miss being slow?
Speaker 3: Shut me out of there.
Speaker 4: Slong shot you out of there?
Speaker 2: Why is it your character? She's not even a sheet anymore?
What the heck?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 12: Wake up in the morning and I cry and cry,
and I take a deep breath and I get real
high and I scream from the top of my lungs.
Speaker 2: Okay, everyone's character everyone she should be open well, except
for for whatever reason? What did you do to day?
Speaker 3: I didn't I.
Speaker 2: Okay, there you go. Now you should be able to
see it. Me exit out and reopen it. Oh, there
you go. Now you should be able to see your
character set. It should work.
Speaker 13: How did you get rid of the little fucking who's
here in the row? Twenty out of the way? If
that is an option, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Who's here?
Speaker 3: The character tokens the almighty in to go out to ginger.
Speaker 2: Oh, I have no I have no idea how to
get rid of those?
Speaker 9: Hang on?
Speaker 2: We can you is that thing?
Speaker 9: You can? You go to audio and video settings.
Speaker 2: Okay, settings, audio and video.
Speaker 3: Go to.
Speaker 9: Video display player, video slash, avatar size. There's a drop down.
Then you exellect names only.
Speaker 2: Uh well, names only.
Speaker 9: Now it's just names.
Speaker 1: Yay?
Speaker 2: Did it I learned today?
Speaker 3: Wait?
Speaker 14: Wait?
Speaker 3: Wait, what what's it. Then audio video.
Speaker 2: I should have already. Yeah, you go to you kick on,
you click on the cog. Yeah, video display names only. Yep,
lyddy titty. Okay, so we started this, Okay, does everyone
have their character seep up? Everything's working before we begin?
Speaker 9: I think it is yesh and a go.
Speaker 11: No.
Speaker 2: Finally, okay, lyddy titty cool. Okay, so we start our
magical journey.
Speaker 9: Huh, underneath me?
Speaker 2: It's underneath Tyler, do it?
Speaker 9: I don't how to get that close.
Speaker 4: Okay, so now we know that Tyler's the top.
Speaker 2: Uh uh huh. You learn something new every day, Tyler,
be proud, Jacob yourself, fucking gutter goblin.
Speaker 4: I say from the best, learn.
Speaker 2: From the best.
Speaker 4: No, I'd say I learned from the best. But no,
that's all men, you.
Speaker 9: Mean new to learn because the gutter goblin sounds like
a bowling term, like you just always hit every time.
Speaker 2: That's sweet, you sweet poor soul, you sweet soul, you innocent?
Speaker 3: All right? Why is the Why is it just a
brown screen?
Speaker 2: It's not just a brown screen.
Speaker 3: I am hohomed out.
Speaker 2: You should be able to see like a living room.
Speaker 13: Now I had the same thing happened to you. You
just have to restart refresh the game. Oh I did
that by pressing refresh refresh.
Speaker 1: But you knows.
Speaker 4: It's okay. So we got you.
Speaker 1: We got you.
Speaker 4: So what you're going to do is can you don't
want to look up in the upper thank browser.
Speaker 3: Jacob earlier. Y'all, I didn't do anything. I did it
and it did nothing.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: Okay, So what you're going to do?
Speaker 1: I need you depressed old, hold on the old key
for me.
Speaker 2: We're recording this, y'all. Through it, kind of throw it.
He's old, he's missing parts of his brain.
Speaker 13: So once you've got all that, you're gonna press F four.
You should notice that everything went off your screen.
Speaker 3: I know that's why I didn't do it.
Speaker 4: Fucker, yes, Sde, I didn't want to say nothing because
I live here. I live with him. You can literally
make my life out.
Speaker 3: He doesn't know ready, I do not.
Speaker 1: Now, I don't know.
Speaker 4: We we bring joy to each other's lives.
Speaker 3: This does not bring joy. This brings joy. This one
does not.
Speaker 2: I do the tormenting.
Speaker 3: No, you don't. You're just a menace, Devin. You do
the bullshitting?
Speaker 9: Yeah, wow, the bullfu.
Speaker 1: Are you not going to close the page out and
reopen it to see if it works.
Speaker 3: I am doing that, God damn it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as you can see your character sheet,
that's all that matters. Honestly, you just won't get the
visual part of it, but you'll see like the icons
and stuff, the character icons. But as long as you
get your character sheet, that's all that matters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna, I'm gonna. I'm gonna. I'm gonna restart.
Speaker 11: Oh my god, So just I don't I.
Speaker 3: Don't need to see ship. I'm gonna pass the rules anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh do you think that? Okay, So we're gonna start
the game known as Lily Way manner.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 2: You guys wake up uh inside a very well lit
living room. The living room, of course, has a big
old red rug in the center of the room, with
a bunch of chairs and a couch and a bunch
of seats and books scattered about. It looks like a typical,
like old fashioned living room. And you all wake up
on one of you will wakes up on pre or
two and the other one uh fucking the line. The
cat boy wakes up on the couch fucking curled up
like a cat. But yes, you all wake up. You
have no idea where you are or who each other are,
and you're in this living room. If you can.
Speaker 1: Describe, Huh, can I see if I woke up first?
Speaker 2: Yes, y'all can roll me a D twenty and see
who woke up first.
Speaker 4: I choose to fail.
Speaker 3: You choose a f I rolled a fifteen at fifteen?
Speaker 1: What I rolled?
Speaker 9: Uh?
Speaker 2: Fourteen to six? How'd you roll a fifteen? James?
Speaker 3: That's not important, sir, that is important. I have a
D twenty next to me.
Speaker 2: Oh, okay, DM.
Speaker 3: The fuck you think I wrote a D twenty? I
wrote a fucking I wrote for a motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm not even I'm not even a D and
I have a D twenty.
Speaker 2: I mean, so do I? I literally have one a
ry on my desk.
Speaker 3: Motherfucker the nity, motherfucker.
Speaker 8: Do you seek it.
Speaker 2: Anyway?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 2: Uh, and you go. Your character wakes up first if
you can tell tell us, uh, the character's name and
what they look like to the listeners.
Speaker 3: So, my character's name is Rowan stormcro He is about
a foot tall, is black hair, dragonfly like wings, slightly
purple dish. I have tattoos of thorns like thorny vine's
going up my arms, and uh, I look like your
typical depressed emo pretty boy that I'm a foot tall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very very he's a very.
Speaker 3: He's been playing a den Oh wow, I.
Speaker 2: Feel I feel that feels like a personal attack.
Speaker 3: It is, and I crick.
Speaker 2: Fucking fucking bitch, all right. Next one to wake up
is Tyler.
Speaker 9: So I didn't really put a whole lot of fun
to physical descriptions, So I'm gonna have to wing.
Speaker 1: You look like a boy, please?
Speaker 3: You look like you you look like an awakened plushy.
Speaker 9: Oh look up, it's like a marshmallow, but it's a
different name.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, squish moo.
Speaker 9: All right, I'll just go with like base height of
five with six inches, about one hundred and seventy pounds.
Primarily a Coba blue. He's like copa dragon born, which
is very much like a blue dragon born, just with metal.
Anywhar's earth tone outfits.
Speaker 3: Is your raining blood in the background of his character?
Speaker 8: Is that?
Speaker 9: Is that how they do intrigonium?
Speaker 2: Totally hundred percent.
Speaker 8: Girds?
Speaker 9: Yeah, definitely like that. He's also a druid. Yeah, and
for no apparent reason, I'm gonna try and give him
a new Zealand accent.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't wait to hear what the
saxon sounds like.
Speaker 3: Can I fly around like at the lights like a
very confused, angry mop.
Speaker 2: Yes, most definitely. Yeah, Jacob, what did you roll? That's right?
You're going last. Okay, next to wake up is duk koda.
Speaker 13: So what y'all thought was just a pile of bones
starts to like put itself back together and fall into
a skeleton.
Speaker 1: About six ft two.
Speaker 3: Which is still a pile apparently, Yes, he's.
Speaker 13: About six foot two. All skeleton of unknown origin unless
anybody here specifically studies in medicine or like his proficient
or like proficient in any sort of a medicinal.
Speaker 2: Knowledge. Yeah, all right, so a skelet a bag of
bones comes back to life.
Speaker 13: He's wearing mild plate armor, it's rotted out a few places,
overall still functional, and a uh black sword that doesn't
seem the blade doesn't seem to like a morphously hold
in one place. It doesn't look solid, but it doesn't
look like a liquid.
Speaker 2: Now, okay, if you're doing and thinking you're doing blade,
uh your blade the one that you currently have is
a rundown rusty blade. The items, the items and weapons
I custom maje'all you do not have as of yet
right now, but you will. But you have a sword,
you have a you have a you can choose.
Speaker 1: That's references the two handed great sword.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and.
Speaker 1: Uh and the slowly moved to the last person that's
not moving.
Speaker 2: The cat the cat.
Speaker 3: So it's just a stand and wait no, all three
of us just stand behind him as he sits up
on the couch recreating that meme.
Speaker 2: So, Jacob, your character slowly wakes up from his cat nap.
Speaker 15: So before he wakes up, he was just full on
Patrick Starr snoring like mouth wide open, like loud ass
snoring like chainsaw gutters, like guttural snoring for like as
everyone as everyone starts to like move around, that actually
wakes him up, and he's just.
Speaker 10: Like like he sets up like he's like his claws
are like gripping into the sofa like where am I?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: So Xios is a lean or I'm sorry, shoes is a.
Speaker 5: Uh is a leonan he's about he's about six foot
five inches tall.
Speaker 4: He's not like a typical lion. He doesn't have the
typical lion color coloring, so you know, like the tan
fur with like slightly darker mane uh like he has
uh most of his most of the fur on his
face and.
Speaker 16: Whatever what other ever parts of his body that are
exposed is like a very it's like very dark, and
you can see like in his mane, like it's slightly
there's streaks of like lighter tan fur.
Speaker 4: But for the most part he's black. His first black.
Speaker 2: Okay, black lion, love it. And you're looking around and
you see actually call me a T twenty called high
or low up low. Okay. So when you turn around,
you see the one foot tall well looks to be
a we think could be a bug, but you look,
you look closer at it, and it's like it's a
little person. It's a little person, a little it's a
little fairy. She wasn't fairy, and you're kind of confused, like,
why the fuck is there a fairy here? And then
you look over and you see a dragon born, a
what looks to be kind of a weird blue dragon born.
And then you see a skeleton standing just staring in
your direction, and you don't and obviously you wouldn't think
that this thing is like real or you just see
a skeleton standing there.
Speaker 4: Oh, oh god, this is like a bad joke.
Speaker 2: A fairy, a dragon born, a skeleton with a light
we all own even walk into a bar. Okay, so
you're like, this is this is this is the start
of a bad joke.
Speaker 4: Oh, this is like start of a bad joke. A skeleton,
fairy and a dragon walk into a bar. They order
a beer, mop they were a beer, a mop, footstol,
and a fire extinguisher.
Speaker 2: All right, Uh, as you all are kind of just
staring looking at each other confused. This room again is
quite lit. It's nice, nice sized living room. It's pretty quaint.
You don't know how you got here, or who these
people are, or why you're here for that matter. Last
thing you remember is the last place you were at,
which was your respective homes or realms. Uh so in
this case for this game, Uh, Tyler, your character is
from Dragon, which is the realm of dragons and amentals.
Uh you got Oh my god, Roan, I just remembered
who that. Oh my god, this is another This is
another another Rome. God damn it.
Speaker 3: No, this is yes?
Speaker 2: Is this one of them?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Okay? Well, oh, no, you could, you could. I was
completely I was completely prepared for it. But uh so
storm Crow last name surname is from Serrovia obviously the
Roman magic and then leon and is from uh. I
don't know which rom would he would be from? Did
you pick a realm?
Speaker 8: Check up?
Speaker 4: Did I pick a what?
Speaker 2: Did you pick a realm for your character to come from?
Speaker 1: He said?
Speaker 8: Cool?
Speaker 2: Yes, right, that's right. So you're from Serovia as well,
and then uh, Dakota, yours would be from future. Den't
cut this part out. He's he was once an elf.
Speaker 1: Right, no so or Orc, so let's just do uh Stovia.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, last Serovia. Here in one bursta from Dragonium
that works.
Speaker 3: For me, so get him.
Speaker 2: Here's different cap So yeah, last memories. The last memories,
y'all you guys have is being your respective homes or realms,
and you see a door that manifests in front of you,
and you hear you heard a voice tell you to
open the door, and of course you all open the door,
and now you are here. You guys have about make
a note of it. Side note about two hundred gold
each or you have no idea why two underd gold?
Each all. You guys have basic weaponry at the moment,
and that's that's it. You see a door to your
So you guys are facing in the middle of you
guys are around the center of the room behind you,
or which will be about north for y'all. North of y'all,
there's a door that leads further into the house. And
if you look behind y'all, there's the door that leads
to like an entry and you can look through the
glass of the door and see the front door outside
in the entryway. See, you guys are not too far
from the fore from the front door of the house.
And then there's a door behind you, and of course
you see a globe with the map of Avatera on it,
and of course the scattered amount of books, and the
place looks libbed in. So what do you guys do?
Speaker 3: The panic?
Speaker 2: And you could.
Speaker 3: I immediately panic and start yelling maniacally about lamps, uh
burns and yeah and potatoes and somehow they're all connected,
and I fly around the room angrily.
Speaker 2: That's that. That that feels again, that feels very targeted,
that feels very pointed. I'm kind of feeling attacked right now.
But that's fine. So you got you see, you got
a fairy that's panicking, flying around like a fly. What
is everyone else.
Speaker 9: Doing staring bewildered at the new site of a fairy
flying around?
Speaker 2: Well, that's right. You're from Gergonium, so you don't you
have no idea about You've only heard legends of fairies
because you haven't mentioned Serobia, because at this point, Serobia
is still cut off from the rest of the rest
of Babatira proper. So you've only heard legends of these
little winged people, but you've never seen one face to face.
Speaker 11: Ay, my god, what is that?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 2: I love the I love the accent. I love the accent.
I wasn't ready for. I love the accent.
Speaker 9: If you'd be like would and drag his name is there?
Speaker 2: Do you hear the dragon boards say that out loud?
Speaker 4: Oh god, oh god? Who invited a fairy?
Speaker 9: That's a fairy? Yeah, that's a fairy to be like
a little bigger.
Speaker 3: Some of are fuck you? Fuck you as I just
like crash into a light bulb.
Speaker 4: Looks like somebody forgot to drink his fairy.
Speaker 3: Jeez, like it's caught coffee. You it's caught a cappuccino.
You twat.
Speaker 4: Oh whatever, it has sprinkles in it.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, drag out.
Speaker 3: Oh he's right.
Speaker 2: H What is uh mister skeleton doing. Oh that's the thing.
You all just see the skeleton there. He's not reacting
in any ways, just standing still.
Speaker 17: Well no, I was standing over the line, but he will. Yeah,
I'm just gonna like like I can't sigh, but a
wave of disappointment rolls over me.
Speaker 1: Disappointing. You see your bounce. I wanted to saunter off
to one of the walls and start trying to fits around.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you're trying. So you're kind of looking around,
scooping out the.
Speaker 1: Place, exploring, muttering to myself.
Speaker 18: Bounds, pounds, I want those fucking pounds, if you want
to me a.
Speaker 2: All right, what are you looking for in particular? Or
are you just trying to just gauge the place?
Speaker 8: Like what?
Speaker 3: What? How?
Speaker 1: What do you kind of just gauging it? So I
didn't really like get a good look as I was
on the line thing hoping that he was dead. So
I'm just.
Speaker 13: Feeling around, getting a layer of the area, looking for
any like if there were windows, if there were spots
where windows would have been but are sealed with stone
that was cut out specifically for that.
Speaker 2: You see as you're uh, roll actually wrote me an
investigation check.
Speaker 1: Who let's see how that goes.
Speaker 9: I'm just gonna ask about the broken lamp that James
crashed into.
Speaker 2: The broken lamp, Okay, how.
Speaker 9: Many pieces have been broken into it?
Speaker 2: Broke into about four pieces? Mmmm.
Speaker 9: I was gonna try and mending, but I think it
has to be two pieces.
Speaker 2: Oh oh okay, oh all right, so on, uh two pieces. Now,
I'll let you mend it. That's screwed. I'll let you
mend it. So you mend the you mend the light
back together. The lamp as the after the ferry ran
ran into it. And with that investigation check A nine.
You do see, obviously, you do see windows. From what
you're going along the wall. You do look out a
window and you see a it's dark outside. It's from
what you can see, it's nighttime, and you could see
the stars and the parts of the World Tree glowing
in the night sky, which to the players aka you
are currently in you see some of the branches of
the World Tree, and that's what's coloring the sky. With
the stars and you see several of the moons in
the distance, and yeah, you see part of the world
tree glowing in the sky from the window to look up?
Speaker 3: I look up? Yes, Oh I'm not home? Oh? Thank
the whoever? Oh?
Speaker 2: Does anyone want to tackle that?
Speaker 9: Where are you from?
Speaker 8: Exactly?
Speaker 3: Not important? Point? It not important? It sucks there.
Speaker 9: Well, can we at least know you?
Speaker 8: Night?
Speaker 3: What? Oh? Uh? Rowin?
Speaker 9: Okay, I honestly forgot rowing, So I'm gonna just make
it out.
Speaker 2: Oh you forgot your name?
Speaker 9: No no, no, no, no, no, no, no, everyone else's names.
I'm like, okay, else the characters wouldn't know you because
they just introduced they.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, they wouldn't know. They wouldn't know each other's names.
Speaker 3: Yet.
Speaker 9: How do you spell Jacob's characters name? I know it's
pronounced shoes, but isn't it spelled differently? X?
Speaker 2: Yeah X E O Z.
Speaker 4: Like there's a certain way you annunciate it, so it
would be like, properly, it would be like shoes, but
like when you say it fast, it sounds like shoes.
Speaker 8: Shoes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's funny. Uns. I love a good pun.
Speaker 9: All right, Well, first question is it's who is everyone else,
and how did we all get here?
Speaker 2: You all hear the dog?
Speaker 9: Yes, I positive question, and I want everyone to introduce themselves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wait, what did you say your name was?
Speaker 9: I don't think I did know. My name is Roga.
I'm from Dragonium.
Speaker 1: That we are, aren't we?
Speaker 19: Right?
Speaker 3: Oh? Ship, Well I shouldn't have said yes, yes we are. Uh?
Are you sure that I'm gonna give you a piece
of advice that we give all of you things? You
you you think? Don't think about it?
Speaker 8: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: I'm definitely not gonna think about the last place I
put some bugspray.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna I'm gonna turn around as well. The
best I can tell you is don't trust them ferries line.
Speaker 3: That's a very good point. But really, don't think about
not being don't think about where you are. Just worry
about where you are. Did I say that right?
Speaker 9: Sound like the same statements like, don't worry about it,
worry about.
Speaker 3: It, don't don't worry about where you, don't worry about
where you are, worry about why you are. That's the phrase.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the phrase.
Speaker 4: I think I dropped out of college because that's kind
of bullshit.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, I don't mean it in the metaphorical
term or the philosophical term or any other idiotic thing.
I mean, don't worry about how you got someplace. Worry
about why you're there.
Speaker 4: Metaphorically speaking.
Speaker 2: All right, So rygar and uh roar roguar, sorry roe
roar rogar. You are currently waiting on the u the skeleton,
the skeleton, the walking skeleton, and the lion to introduce themselves.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 20: Uh, I'm still sitting on the on the cellphone, by
the way, Well, uh well, my name is Shoes.
Speaker 1: You can hear like teeth chattering from mhm god from shiver,
the horrible sound of a skeleton like effect. No sound,
it's just the like the clacking chatter of teeth we have.
Speaker 2: That's funny, that's funny. That's right. You can't love because
you don't have the organ. Okay, I said, what you
do I got okay, Okay, the chatter that's funny, I think, yeah,
that's funny.
Speaker 13: It's just done through like what would be some basic
form of telepathy or magic.
Speaker 1: I don't think that would really replicate laughing too.
Speaker 8: Well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so to the rest of us, it just sounds
like a bunch of chittering and clattering.
Speaker 19: Yeah, yep, boots with the fur, not boots with the fur.
Speaker 9: It's she was with the fur?
Speaker 2: Got okay.
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 1: A line to be called something I would wear when
I brought you to my masters.
Speaker 4: Oh god, yeah, I don't need to explain myself tea
or my name, Tea to a skeleton.
Speaker 2: That was highly insensitive and insulting.
Speaker 4: Good. So it was the boots to the fur.
Speaker 9: I thought that was over the table. No, no, no,
well fuck.
Speaker 4: If it was kind of from Cody, then it was
definitely on the table.
Speaker 2: That was definitely on the table. All right, So you've
all have introduced yourselves. You are somewhat at least you
guys know each other's names.
Speaker 3: So you have.
Speaker 2: The windows throughout the room. You have the front door,
the door that leads to the entryway for the front door,
and you have a door behind you that leads further
into the house. What do you guys try to do next?
Do you guys want to investigate a little more in
this room? Do you want to try and open a door?
Speaker 1: I mean, what can I try to open one of
the windows and climb out?
Speaker 2: Sure, I will help him, roll me a roll me
ll give me a roll to see if you open
up the window.
Speaker 1: I guess that'd be advantage.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna help him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, strength with advantage straight or athletics, which everyone's better.
Speaker 1: Moral support this athletics.
Speaker 11: I guess, Oh, whose car is it? Okay, that wasn't mine.
Speaker 3: Huh wasn't mine?
Speaker 2: I was like, hello, hello, Okay, so what the twenty.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't even roll advantage. Let's do it again.
Speaker 2: Seventeen twenty yep, twenty. So with that's when you do
open up the window and cold air bloods into the room,
it's nice and it's nice and cool. It's it's like
a crisp sixty Oh mountain are Yeah, it's mountain air.
You're gonna climb out.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: As you climb out and you go out the window
and you're surrounded by the art is in. Your foot
hits the floor, it's like you you because you can't
you can't blink. When you step foot on the ground,
you're stepping foot inside the room again on the wood.
So you're coming in from the outside from the window.
That makes sense, so when you're trying to go outside
that you come back in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I just climbed into the window.
Speaker 2: Yes, like you climbed right into the window.
Speaker 1: Yes, well that's that's mildly disturbing.
Speaker 3: Like that was cool. I'm gonna fly out the window
as fast as I possibly can.
Speaker 8: As you.
Speaker 2: Fly, fly back back to the room, and then you
charge through the window. When you fly through the window,
you fly right back in the window and you.
Speaker 8: Head the.
Speaker 1: Oh damn what.
Speaker 3: I was I thought it was gonna be like a
portal situation where it's just me constantly going out the
same window over and over again, really really faster building
up speed.
Speaker 4: Is it just the one window?
Speaker 2: I mean they're going out the one window, that's the
only window they're trying there, And they're trying one of
the windows to go out of, and they both blew
back either walked right back in or flew right back in.
Speaker 8: Mm hmm.
Speaker 2: You could try another window. You could try the front
door or the door to the entryway to the front door.
Speaker 4: All right, So the aside from the window, So is
this the window right here on like right there.
Speaker 2: No, that's the that is the door that leads deeper
into the house. The front door would be the opposite way,
right next to the window where Saber is because Saber
is at the window. But then like, yeah, that's the
window of the further down. There's no door spot there,
but imagine there's a door there right next to the window.
There's the there's the door to the entry way that
will lead to the front door.
Speaker 8: Hm hmm.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna like get up and walk around the room
real quick.
Speaker 2: Okay, what are you looking for?
Speaker 5: Just like clues like notes or anything that could tell
us maybe why we're here.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, uh roll me a investigation check.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 4: God, the new Role twenty system is like really glitchy.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think they're still currently working on it because you
can't even level up on the character sheets. You get
to do everything manually for that oop.
Speaker 4: Okay, so like my character sheets not opening, hang on,
I'll just roll a flat T twenty and oh fuck,
I don't know what my perception.
Speaker 2: Your investigation.
Speaker 4: Investigation? Yeah yeah, let me reload, Let me reload.
Speaker 13: I would recommend you use Chrome just because with you
using the new DUD roll twenty with the twenty twenty
four stuff, it really prefers you to be in Chrome.
Speaker 1: I am in Chrome. Really, it's my computer, my computer
is like, so.
Speaker 2: You're so you're investigator with that you rolled the what I.
Speaker 4: Haven't rolled anything?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: Like, I was trying to open up my character sheet
so I can do a freaking roll.
Speaker 2: I did. I mean I rolled to make sure it worked,
But now it works, you can roll again.
Speaker 8: Oh.
Speaker 4: I think my computer's about to die.
Speaker 1: That's why your intelligence is minus one.
Speaker 4: Actually I can't use I can't use.
Speaker 5: Like the character feet I have for Stews on my
on my phone because that's that was from another game
and the stats are higher and different.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Hold up, Oh my gosh, this day messy.
Speaker 5: Okay intelligence, Yeah, I think my fucking computer is about
to die because it's at like three percent. It's like
really bugging out right now. And then I can't roll
for my from my roll twenty app on my phone,
not with this game.
Speaker 4: Okay, I mean I can try rolling, just a flat
T twenty. What did you say my modifier was for investigation?
Speaker 2: Give me a second.
Speaker 9: Oh, if it's under intelligence, I think it was a
minus one.
Speaker 2: No, it was supposed to be something else and I
changed the step back to what it was supposed to be.
Speaker 9: Oh okay, so it was a it was a plus
one Okay, Well.
Speaker 21: It's stroll a flat ty twenty and that one to it.
Oh my god, Okay, I rolled the four, you.
Speaker 2: Roll the four? Lovely, lovely, lovely. Okay. So with that,
you're looking around and you're not really finding anything in
particular to answer to the question of how are why
we're here? You do find a little coffee table. You
find a little desk, a little uh desk that has
like a drawer in it. Chair four. There are four
chairs in this room, a table with some books, paper
scattered about, just a matter of like nothing in particular
standing out.
Speaker 4: Mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmmm mm hmm.
Speaker 2: Yep. Well, well it's just like I thought, no fucking idea.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know fucking idea what I'm looking for.
Speaker 3: Okay, So if if we can't get out of this
room or get out of the house and I'm not
hitting that wall again, maybe uh we should uh go
in to a different room.
Speaker 9: So trying to get the character sheet to like function,
it was being really slow on me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know why it's acting real slow, because
I guess it's just because so many people are trying
to use it. I guess I don't know. I know
they're still trying to work up the bugs with it.
Speaker 5: So right now I'm gonna I had to like turn
off my I had to just completely sign out of
Roll twenty and it's like.
Speaker 4: I'm just on my phone right now because like I
seriously just like I couldn't do anything. It was my
computer was at three percent and it was literally about
to die.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me send something your way if you if
my thing will load?
Speaker 8: Oh Sully, I wonder do uh huh, oh shit, I forgot.
Speaker 13: Yay twenty four with my play. Oh shit, I rolled
the Natural twenty with that. I've played a kind of
a good cameos solitaire.
Speaker 4: Okay, I can still like I have the dice roll,
I can still roll, but I just can't.
Speaker 1: Roll twenty right now.
Speaker 3: Ooh, I'm looking good?
Speaker 1: Would you do?
Speaker 3: I I got actually got into my character sheet.
Speaker 4: Nice.
Speaker 3: You're absolutely right, Devan. I'm gonna slap all these bills out.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's fine, Future Devin. For this episode, we're gonna
use this, but for next episode we might end up
having to switch all the character sheets twenty twenty to
twenty fourteen ones. Future Devin, I am so sorry for
the loss. They're gonna have a lot of heady this week.
The transfer everything the twenty fourteen ones might work better,
but because the kinks in the twenty twenty four they're
still working out. So anyway, it's a future me problem.
Speaker 9: So let's see, should we like a write down all
of our scores and no before you no.
Speaker 2: No, I'll right, no, I'll I got it all. I'll
be able to. I'm gonna go win and rebuild each
character sheet to the twenty fourteen one so we could
play this unless they update the twenty twenty four to one,
no where, I will do it. I will take on
that burden, So don't worry about anything. Next week you'll
have well, I have the regular Classic five E with
all the character sheets and all the stuff. So hopefully
it wasn't slow down our computers because it's also slowing
down mind, which that's when you know there's a problem. Anyway, Tyler,
you rolled a investigation check.
Speaker 9: I was mainly testing it. But if we're looking for
a way out other than the doors, then we can
go ahead and count that investigation.
Speaker 2: All right, So twenty seven my god? All right? Yeah,
so you are walking around looking and you notice that
there is a little paper next to the lamp that
you mended back, that it was underneath the lamp, and
you see it sticking out from the bottom of the lamp.
And when you go over there and look at it,
the lamp has a riddle on it, rolling a D
twenty a flat D twenty for me, and then that
will decide which ooh, okay, riddle which riddle? Oh gotcha?
So this riddle is as says, I have walls but
no home, a bell that rings when you're near or alone.
Though not a school. I teach you to pray a
place where many gather but often stay away. I am
a else, but not not for man to live where
peace is found and soul as I forget what am
I sure the riddle is this? I want to put
it in the Discord general chat.
Speaker 8: All right?
Speaker 2: So, uh, tyler, your character? Do you read out loud
or read it to yourself?
Speaker 9: I could let everybody know and read this to them, all.
Speaker 2: Right, see you everyone together, and you read out and
again I want to read out. This is based unlet's tyler,
you want to read out because I posted in the
Discord chat.
Speaker 9: Oh, guys, let's take a look at this, it's it's paper.
He's got some right not ace says some looks like
a fiddle. I have no walls, but no how a
bear that rings when you're near alone, though not a school.
I t t to pray a place wheremen together, but
often stay away. I am a house, but not for
a man to live where peace is found in the soul?
As I forgive?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 8: Am I.
Speaker 1: A graveyard?
Speaker 9: Do they have home walls at a graveyard? Not fantas?
Speaker 8: Oh share?
Speaker 2: And on the back of the paper, when you turn
paper over on the other side of the riddle, it says,
solve the riddle, move forward. So uh, you guys can
discuss off the table or on the table? What is
this riddle about? What's it saying? What am I?
Speaker 9: I guess? I would ask, like, if we do figure
out what the riddle is, how do we use it
to leave the room?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 9: Do we find an operta represents that thing and then
use it as a key?
Speaker 2: You solve the reddle and you'll find out.
Speaker 9: Oh, I guess you just say it out loud and
then it's like the door it's opens.
Speaker 2: You never I don't know. I mean I do know,
but I'm not gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: I did say it out loud. What the well I
just said a graveyard? I think.
Speaker 2: Graveyard, nothing happens, mausoleum, nothing happens. What who else said something?
Speaker 3: The temple?
Speaker 2: Nothing happens. Okay, someone said it. I'll give your answer.
Someone said it earlier.
Speaker 3: Church.
Speaker 2: Then do you see that on the table.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's like uh, I shiver like m hm,
like arms crossed. It's not a graveyard. Then a church.
Speaker 2: When you say the word church, the door that's behind you,
you hear a click. Yeah, the door at least further
into the house.
Speaker 3: You hear a click on the table. What's the church?
Speaker 2: What's the church?
Speaker 1: It's a building where you worship my Master's and the
different cultures call it different things. It's a place of worship.
It does not matter as long as it is for
my master's.
Speaker 9: Call it what you will.
Speaker 3: Okay, dinner table, it is.
Speaker 2: Dinner table.
Speaker 1: For something incorrect, some certain game.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my previous owner, she was a real big
fan of worshiping.
Speaker 9: There.
Speaker 11: That's it.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, did you say owner?
Speaker 3: What? No? No, no, I said, uh shut up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you hear autible, You hear the what sounds to
be something the door click, And is anyone gonna go
over to the door? Yeah, I do, all right, little
fairy man, you're gonna fly over to the door.
Speaker 3: And where's the door? Where's the door on the map the.
Speaker 2: Door would be from where your character's at to the right,
right there, there's a big old wooden door.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 1: I peeked in.
Speaker 2: You peek through the phole and you see what looks
to be darkness.
Speaker 22: Pee hole the hold than I said keyhole, But okay,
I did say so.
Speaker 3: Uh huh m hm hm hm.
Speaker 2: I see darkness, Yeah, a band's darkness.
Speaker 3: Do any of you ask what I see?
Speaker 1: Are you going to? You deceitful little imp?
Speaker 2: Dark?
Speaker 3: Lots and lots of Did you just call me an amp?
Speaker 8: Whoa?
Speaker 11: Whoa man?
Speaker 8: Not cool?
Speaker 3: Say? Look at look? Here are you walking bag of calcium?
I am not an amp.
Speaker 2: Damn.
Speaker 14: I wouldn't talk so much shit for someone so close
to become in a fossil. Oh, and if you want
to it's dark, really really dark.
Speaker 3: And I opened the door.
Speaker 2: Do you fly over your grab the door handle, click
and the door flies open.
Speaker 3: I have to use my whole body, so I'm just
like grabbing the door handle with my legs and with
my hands and feet and just flutter and like spin
in a circle to open the door.
Speaker 2: Oh it's not one of those one that where you
have to pull the thing down.
Speaker 3: Oh God, I have to like stomp on it.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So he's like, when you do that, the
door flies open with force kind of augusta wind. And
as that door flies open, there's a dark smoke, a
fog comes into the room.
Speaker 3: As I look at hang on, okay, I look at
what what? I look at the the I look at
the walking calciums. You see dark, lots and lots of dark.
We should probably run.
Speaker 2: When you say you should probably, yeah, the dark the
darkness floods in and as he's like we should probably run,
the lights go pitch black.
Speaker 8: Huh.
Speaker 4: Okay, is this magical darkness?
Speaker 2: It's magical darkness, yes, dad. And when the darkness you're
you all get accompanied in case in darkness, and the
darkness fades almost kind of like a blink of an eye,
and then you're inside this weird perch destroyed church with
this abomination in the center of the room, underneath on
top of a spell circle with chains attached to its body,
to each pillar that's keeping it trapped into in the
spell circle.
Speaker 5: Uh uh.
Speaker 1: I E expected a lot from you, fairy, but a
sex dungeon.
Speaker 3: This was its First of all, I wish. Second of all,
I'm into a lot of stuff, but that is not it. Third,
how do I know this isn't your sex dungeon? I
look down at I look down at his crotch, like,
oh right, I.
Speaker 1: Have no needs for the pleasures of the flesh for
this week.
Speaker 3: Sounds to me like you have no game either.
Speaker 8: Ah.
Speaker 1: The only game I need is to the service of
my masters, and they call me afraid.
Speaker 2: So as y'all are rambling to each other, this creatures
kind of seems to be out or asleep. But as
as the two are arguing, you see this creature that
seems to be made of darkness and the emptiness of
a void, starts moving as the chain starts rattling. You
could try, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Think if I'm correct, I speak abistle.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, okay, what are you gonna say?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna ask you what brought it here? If not
in a yeah, in a pistol.
Speaker 2: It stops? You could you could tell you can you
kind of assume it's you feel something is staring at you,
and that's the creature or the abomination is has a big,
like glowing red part of its head that's looking at you.
So we assume that's it's that's its eye. And oh
my god, yes, and you hear a reply, my siblings.
Speaker 1: They're a bunch of fox sticks, now, aren't they.
Speaker 2: I've always hated those twins. What what brings you here?
And of course all you all everyone else hears unless
they know what bizzle you hear like guttural noises and
something sounds like something you shouldn't be hearing, something on fathomable,
So the unhearable terrible.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm gonna assume if we're not in the same
unholy bondage that you are probably not your siblings, but
I can't say for certain.
Speaker 2: If you you four seem lost. If you help me
get out of these chains, I will help you find
the masters of this house?
Speaker 1: Are you saying? That's just me? Because I don't think
they understand us.
Speaker 2: I'm saying it to you as you're the one talking
to me. Oh that includes your party as well, because
I'm assuming they can't understand us.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just I assume we were talking for all
of us when you were dressed all im so that
I'll look at them and start translating what he said.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, it said its name is Loth. He introduces
himself as Loth, and he says, if you help him
get out of these chains, he will help you find
the masters of this house. And there are a total
of four chains attached to him keeping him there. Well,
it's attached to four different pillars that have different relics
on said pillars attached the chains, and Loth is like,
if you have any questions, I'd been more than happy
to answer, because I'm sure you're quite confused about this house.
Speaker 4: Hold Up, Hold up, you said.
Speaker 2: Lo both as in no, no, this thing is just
God has just said the name Lolt. It's not Loth
as in the spider God.
Speaker 1: Cowardly.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, just checking because you know that would be terrifying.
Speaker 2: No, she wishes she was this.
Speaker 1: What mess does do you serve?
Speaker 2: I am my own?
Speaker 1: Would I get the same feeling that it's the same
energy as what as what I serve? Or is it
something believe?
Speaker 8: What do you wait?
Speaker 2: What what do you serve?
Speaker 1: I serve the old one. It's kind of like the uh.
Speaker 2: Ooh ooh ooh old ones.
Speaker 13: Okay, Hence, while I chose to speak bistle god, speak
to my gods.
Speaker 2: Okay, you you're getting similar vibes, very similar vibes to
the to the old ones. It seems very familiar.
Speaker 1: Then I will take my great sword out and like not.
I don't swear my fielty to you, but you remind
me enough of my mess just that I will question it.
I will help free you.
Speaker 2: And you will be rewarded in kind.
Speaker 8: Mhm.
Speaker 4: I lean over to the other two. Does anybody know
what the hell they're talking about?
Speaker 3: Is that?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 3: And I look at it, well, I know a uh,
I know a simple when I see one, and I
know a deal when I see one. I'm not sure
which is which? Which is going on here? Though?
Speaker 4: Wow, well you know he's a skeleton and that thing
is uh.
Speaker 11: Well, a thing.
Speaker 4: Uh well, I'm going for sim.
Speaker 3: And he doesn't seem to type.
Speaker 2: And Loaf speaks in common like I told your friend,
help me, and how will rewards you in kind and
help you get to the masters of this manner?
Speaker 3: I flutter my wings a little bit, like sweet, what
are the masters of the manner? Have to do with you.
Speaker 2: Well, they are my ken, my younger siblings, and I'm
trapped here like you are, and I.
Speaker 3: Would like to it out, so I get why we're
trapped here. We're all idiots. Where are you trapped here?
Are you an idiot too?
Speaker 2: I might have been an idiot to trust my sib
trust my brother and sister. Yes, I came here to
this world and they lured me into their house, into
this house, and well here I am because they thought
I would get too much into their business and their
quote unquote plans.
Speaker 3: Mm hmm, Well I'm convinced.
Speaker 1: Wait what like are we?
Speaker 8: Are we serious?
Speaker 3: Sure? My mom wance trapped my dad in the skin
of his own and the skin made out of his
own in a bag made out of his own skin.
That family squabble sounds like a normal family to me.
Speaker 2: Are you gonna say, Dakata?
Speaker 1: Oh? I was like that just sounds like your normal
bloody bones are trapped.
Speaker 3: I popped my knuckles and they can stay there, yes.
Speaker 1: Until time does. As time does, turns you skinned ash.
Speaker 2: This house was once an empty shell guided by a
creature that well looks like a house. That's the easiest
way I can explain that it's a house. It has
like four legs, it runs around. This was a husk.
Speaker 1: Monster house.
Speaker 3: Nobody was called a mobile home.
Speaker 4: Oh god, next thing, you know, you're gonna say it
has chicken legs.
Speaker 2: No, it has goat legs. But this house was a
husk of that that creature shedded and my siblings, my
brother and sister, decided to move in. And now this
place is a maze of despair and yeah, despair and darkness.
So yeah, you let me out. I will help you
along your journey to get out of here as well.
You have my word.
Speaker 9: Oh excuse me, So what do you guys say you're
gonna help it?
Speaker 1: He's already got my answer.
Speaker 3: Okay, ah fuck it? Why not?
Speaker 11: Okay?
Speaker 2: But that's two.
Speaker 9: I mean this all sounds really dubious, Like how do
we know we can trust it?
Speaker 3: Do you want to go back into the shadowy, spooky
house and we can't get out of with no food,
no water and no hope and love?
Speaker 2: Is like, you're still in the house. All of this
is still the house. It may not look like it.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 4: I look at uh, I'm sorry, Tyler, what was your character?
Speaker 1: Save again?
Speaker 4: I look at roguar, It's like, uh, well, got any
better ideas?
Speaker 9: I mean, we might as well check out the rest
of the place. I did get it. I did to
get myself here in the first place, found some serious
stor just walked in without asking questions.
Speaker 2: I can answer all your questions about this place, and
while you're here, if you help me, I have a question,
honored being, and roguar, as you turn around to look
at the door that you came in, the door's gone
and there is no other exit or entryway into this
room or into this church.
Speaker 9: Well, peace, how do we leave?
Speaker 2: And loll extends out his arm and he points to
the four pillars around the four bases for the pillars
around this broken statue, eat on each of those basis
of the of those pillars, there's a relic solve destroy
the relic and the chain will let me free.
Speaker 4: Okay, well, I can't think of it better. I can't
think of a better way out of here, so as well.
Speaker 2: All right, so there are four of you, you walk
and tackle the relics together or each or each one
of you can tackle one one on your own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll take the top.
Speaker 2: Right one, all right?
Speaker 9: So the top there was like if it was a
bad idea to split up or not. But it's like, no,
we're gonna go.
Speaker 2: Into We're up. You're just tackling all of them at once.
So top right is saber shiver shiver, sorry shiver, No
sabers shiver.
Speaker 3: I'll take the bottom left, bottom.
Speaker 2: Left is Ron Jacob, you got the top left or
the bottom right.
Speaker 4: I don't take the top left.
Speaker 2: Top left is shoes. And then of course rind gar
ron gar.
Speaker 9: Where's the end.
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Roguar rogue gar broguar ohgar ship fuck? Okay, bottom right?
Speaker 11: Cool?
Speaker 2: Uh woll rollody twenty one through five Jacob and through No,
I got it, I got it. I know who's gonna
go first? Okay six uh, first one will be.
Speaker 11: Shiver.
Speaker 2: Top top right. You have the crown you see I
got like a You see a rusty crown or a
rusty dusty or rusty dusty crown on this base that
is that is feeling magic into this chain that's attached
to loth. Underneath it, you see a paper that's a
basically is a dusty crown. Sitt the top a uh
a pop the space glowing faintly with magic. Mh underneath
it bestows the words, bow not to man for the crown,
bring shame only in humility, May its lights wane? And
it's a puzzle.
Speaker 4: Can you post that in the chat?
Speaker 11: I am.
Speaker 2: Bow not to man for the crown, bring shame only
in hamility, made its lights wane?
Speaker 3: I uh.
Speaker 1: I look around.
Speaker 3: And then.
Speaker 13: Placed my hand on the brazier next to me. Brazier
next to me, and cast a chill touch.
Speaker 2: You can't hill judge on what.
Speaker 13: On the brazier, the the light, chandelier next to me. Okay,
and I try to put it up with chill touch.
Speaker 11: Okay.
Speaker 3: Uh. You sucked.
Speaker 2: Basically, you sucked the heat out of the light and
it goes out.
Speaker 1: Nothing happens, Nothing happens.
Speaker 8: Mhm.
Speaker 2: Bow not to man for the crown, bring shame only
in humility, May its lights wane?
Speaker 13: Then I will, the wizard says, and bow down. But
once again, I'm I'll bow down into the name of
my the gods, the old ones, and my masters.
Speaker 2: And okay, see you, but see you bow you, bow
down and kneel to the crown in honor of your
old gods, the ones you worship, your masters. As you
do that, the crown glows a bright purple and cracks
down the middle of it and disintegrates as the chain
starts disintegrating as well. That's one down. So one chain
is gone, three left to go. Number two will go across.
It'll be the dragon born. The mirror of false reflection,
A large, cracked mirror stands on this base, showing not
the true reflections of not the true reflection of yourself.
But you see in it a version of you that
seems out of place. You see yourself. What would be
his what's his big goals? He is his goal to
become rich, powerful warrior? Like, what's his what's his dream?
Speaker 9: Is this just the mirror of said.
Speaker 2: Answer the question.
Speaker 9: I don't fucking know what his goals are.
Speaker 11: You're just here.
Speaker 2: What's his goals? Is life on dragimum? Okay, I didn't
go that far. You should You should have. I shouldn't
have to tell you should know your characters backstart God,
God Tyler.
Speaker 1: He's just a little guy.
Speaker 2: He's just I know, he's just a little guy.
Speaker 9: I could find something to do with fire because he's
a wildfire druid.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you see yourself as a powerful druid of
the flame, and it seems to be like your most
powerful version of yourself, And and you see underneath it
engraved and the and the base by the mirror. Do
not covette the faces you see, for they are false
as a shadow as a show shadowed see. Do not
covette the faces you see, for they are false as
a shadowed sea.
Speaker 9: Yeah, this one's tricky. Mm hmm to me, it's kind
of tricky. So is it trying to say that like
it shows what you think you want, but know what
you actually need?
Speaker 2: Possibly what when you read that? What does he if
you like we could come back to you.
Speaker 9: You want time to think on it, definitely, because I
have no clue.
Speaker 2: Okay, so your supposed to saw this the little puzzle.
Here's a little here's the clue that I gave you.
It's into the it's in the general chat on discord,
and you're facing a large mirror that's showing the version
of you. That's your goal, your top goals, be as
powerful druid. And you see this little engraving. That's talent,
that's I posted in the journal chat. All right, Next up,
we're going over to James on top of this base
You see a blade, and this is known as the
blade of vengeance. A blackened blade, blackened sword, rusted with age,
rest in the hands of a stone night. As the
inscription says, take not vengeance, let's wrath consume only peace
will forge will unforge the blade. I'll post that in
the general chat. Take not violence, no sorry, take not vengeance.
Let's wrath consume only peace will unforge the blade.
Speaker 3: And it's a riddle, right, yes, forgiveness.
Speaker 2: When you say forgiveness, the blade disintegrates out of the
Knight's hand. It shatters into the rusk and companies the blade,
and it falls apart as the second chain breaks off,
rusts and breaks off. That is two down. Now we
go over to the catboy choose, we'll come shoes, shoes.
You see a child the chilice of endless wealth, a
golden chalice filled with shimmering coin, sits on the space,
tempting anyone to, uh, it's very it's very tempting for
you to grab the gold that's inside. You see an
encryption that says, drink deep of wealth and drawn and desire,
Let go of gold. Lets you kindle the fire, and
let me put that on there. For you in the chat,
Drink deep of wealth and drown and desire. Let go
of gold. Lets you kindle the fire?
Speaker 4: Whose riddle was this for you?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 2: Do you see a chalice with a bunch of gold
inside of it? Can you see the encryption underneath the chalice?
Speaker 8: Uh? Let's seear? Is it?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 4: Am I looking for like a specific word like take
not vengeance? Let's rath consume only peace will enforce the blade.
Drink deep of wealth and drown desire.
Speaker 1: Let's go gold.
Speaker 4: Let's you kindle the fire that.
Speaker 2: One that one's yours. Drink deep from what of wealth
and drown desire. Let go of gold and let their kindle.
Let you can there, Lets you kindle the fire. If
you need a hints, since you have inspiration, this would
use your inspiration. But I can give you another hint.
Speaker 8: H m hmm.
Speaker 4: Like I'm gonna take like a guess real quick.
Speaker 2: Charity Okay, charity. This one's gonna be a action. So
with charity, how would you demonstrate charity if you were
to do something, if you were to use.
Speaker 4: That word charity, I would take some of the gold.
Speaker 1: We have and put it into the coblet.
Speaker 2: So you put the goal. So you take out some
of your gold? How much of the gold? Yeah, about
two hundred pieces? How much of the gold?
Speaker 3: Well?
Speaker 4: Fuck, I don't wanna. Well it says don't drown and
desires like, well, I said, well, actually, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: Now it says.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna put all two hundred gold pieces and so, well,
how many gold pieces fit into the cup. That's the question.
Speaker 2: You can try putting as much as you can. See
what happens.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 2: So you put all two hundred gold pieces into the chalice.
The ChIL it sinks into the chalice of the with
the other gold. If that's perfectly fine. When that happens,
the gold and the chalice start kind of shaking as
they glow and form magic as it disappears and the
chain the magic light follows up the chain and it
vanishes with the chalice. And then we have another one
that's gone. So three down, one to go.
Speaker 4: A single tear slips down my cat like face, like, can.
Speaker 1: I see a three hundred gold.
Speaker 3: Huh? Can I see?
Speaker 1: If I watched him that?
Speaker 8: Like?
Speaker 1: Did I notice that happened?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I would say so?
Speaker 1: Did you did you just dump a full bag of
gold into this. Don't remind me for just a split second.
Shiver has learned the true meaning of pity.
Speaker 4: Damn, as do you about to open your skeleton mouth?
Speaker 5: But I just like I put a finger over your teeth,
over your where your mouths are being, just like, I
don't need the reminder.
Speaker 1: Next time, if you need anything, I'll buy it.
Speaker 3: That was.
Speaker 1: Irredeemably stupid. Okay, ones.
Speaker 2: You have not heard about the old ones.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go into like a sales pitch. Well, the pitch.
Speaker 2: Okay, we'll go back.
Speaker 4: As soon as you asked me that question, I immediately
tune them out.
Speaker 2: Uh h, we'll go back to Tyler. You have that
mirror in front of you, and you see a perfect
representation of what you want to do. You're yourself at
tip top Christine, shape and power, and you see that encryption.
Do not convent the faces you see they for they
are false as a shadowed see.
Speaker 9: Okay, so it's the mirror broken.
Speaker 2: There's a crack in the mirror.
Speaker 9: Yes, I'm gonna try mending.
Speaker 2: You met the crack disappears, and then it already cracks again.
Speaker 1: Well, Shure, that's seven years bad luck Dragon, Well.
Speaker 9: Not if you fix it and it breaks on you.
What's that supposed to mean?
Speaker 1: I take that as you break in the mirror? Is
you the last one to touch it?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 9: Come on, I thought this would be a piece of past,
but it's just really hard.
Speaker 2: Do you want what you wanna?
Speaker 1: What's your riddle? Dragon? Maybe I could use what rettles
in this. Oh I'm gonna shake my head.
Speaker 9: And l a little bit of rattle because honestly, I
don't know what kind of items or spells or abilities
I could use to address this riddle.
Speaker 3: This is, this is a.
Speaker 2: Action, this is this is something you have to do,
but with your with your body.
Speaker 1: I mean, what's your riddles? Say dragon?
Speaker 9: Well, considering it is, probably you have to do something
with my body. I don't think anyone else can do
it for.
Speaker 1: Me, but we know they help. Yeah, we can give
you an help.
Speaker 9: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2: The riddle is, do not covet the faces you see,
for they are false as a shadowed See.
Speaker 1: What do you see in the mirror? Dragon?
Speaker 9: I see great fire.
Speaker 1: And you have great fun.
Speaker 9: I can I mean, I can say some trees on
it's not a big deal, but this is a conflagration.
Speaker 1: Do you have that thought that mirror.
Speaker 2: No, but you want it.
Speaker 9: As and I want the mirror itself.
Speaker 2: Now you want you want the power of that showing
you want to be that version of yourself.
Speaker 9: Well, shoot, I think I have an idea. I don't
know if this is gonna work. M if my web
browser would stop, say that it's slowing down. Okay, I'm
gonna try and do a breath weapon.
Speaker 2: A breath weapon.
Speaker 9: Well, because I'm a dragon born, I can use lightning
and just say that at the mirror.
Speaker 2: You're gonna you're gonna send lightning at the mirror. Yes, okay,
so you want to destroy the mirror.
Speaker 9: Well, seeing that it insists on being broken, I'm as
well tear it up the way okay.
Speaker 2: Uh so ooh breath weapon DC. Yeah, I mean it
fails as an item. So you do your breath weapon
at it as you fire lightning at uh the mirror
as it as it explodes in glass and starts fly about.
And when that happens, you see the chain start cracking
like glass and shatters all the way up to release
the last chain to release loth.
Speaker 9: Good job, Oh my hand things breaking?
Speaker 8: Fuck me.
Speaker 1: You gotta follow the teachings of the old ones money
is useless as in time turns to dust.
Speaker 2: The clue was what you're seeing is false.
Speaker 1: Well, I was just kind of gonna go through all
of them, be like these are all teachings that the
old ones give the desires on nothing in time.
Speaker 2: I love that as Loth is finally free, the last
change shatters and breaks, Loth kind of just stands up
at full height and just stretches, and he's just like,
oh God, it's been so long.
Speaker 8: As Loth.
Speaker 2: Goes pitch black and like darkness envelops him as he's
changing his form and his voice, and he's like, God,
I'm what I'm not change, I'm change to a form.
It's a little more comfortable as the as his voice
gets higher and more feminine and reforms into.
Speaker 8: This thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it worms into uh, a young young woman with.
Speaker 1: What I said, this is gonna make you really sad.
Speaker 13: But on my screen, it's really small and the skirt
looked like it kind of was like the top of
a dress, and I was like a massively tittied anime
girl until.
Speaker 9: God, no, God, I need anime girl.
Speaker 1: It's uh normally blue and very singy anime.
Speaker 3: Did you bring back ten.
Speaker 2: I sure did, I sure did. Chaos is back on
the menu.
Speaker 9: Boys, I should have put that together both right, like
l O l t h. And then we have lafa
met uh huh yeah.
Speaker 3: Ship sco or otherwise about me using the.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So the form that darkness recedes back. You see the
form that loth takes, and it's that of a young
woman with it looks very gaudy and has green tentacles
for hair as she kind of just sits back on
the tentacles as because her body is about about normal
human heights, so probably about like five three five four,
and she sits on these large tentacles that are coming
off her head like hair. And she's like, well, thank
you so much for releasing me. I've been stuck there
for quite some time.
Speaker 3: I raise my hand, Yes, little one, you e forget
not what like? Not? Do you ever get hair?
Speaker 8: Notts?
Speaker 3: I have only oh no my hair fairly shorulder life.
I get not all the time, lucky, Oh.
Speaker 2: No, absolutely not. These These locks are pristine, darling, pristine
as it kind of just kind of move about and
she's like, well, well, thank you for releasing me. As
I said, I will be giving y'all gifts for your kindness,
and help send you in the direction to find the
masters of this house. As I go look for them
myself as well. Be my eyes and be my ears.
You four will be treated quite well now. As she
claps her hands and the darkness envelopes again, and you
appe you're right back into the living room that you
were once in before, as the darkness recedes back into
the back from the door receds back into the door,
and the door uh slam shut and locks, and you
realize that you all have a weapon and an item
for those of you who want to know detailed uh
the ron. You've got a you got a short sword
as a magical short sword, and a magical mask that
does stuff if you put it on for on guard.
You got a staff that's made from blackwood, very like
decrepit would it's very witchy. And you have God what
else did I give you? Let me look to see
if the thing will come up.
Speaker 9: Are you sure you gave me some nice licking cloak?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: I did give you a cloak, Yes, yes, I did
give you. And then you got shiver which I gave
you an amulet around your neck that looks like an
eyeball and a very large great sword mm hm, and
of course shoes. You've got a blade as well, and
I think I gave you some armor. Hold up, let
me double check that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you gave me armor and a blade.
Speaker 2: Yes, armor and a blade, yes, yes, no no, that's
not when I want the eclipse of redemption. The blade
and then the armor is the yeah I gave you. Yeah,
I gave you armor and a giant great sword. So
you all have your magical weapons that are radiating just
magic and it. Of course they're all like they're honestly,
these things, these items are kind of on the creepy side,
but you feel the power within them and you hear
a voice in your head. That's the that's loth She says,
don't fail me. I'm banking on you to find those bitches.
And that is where we're ending today's episode. Oh so,
thank you all for listening today's episode. Catch us next
time as you figure out what happens next in Lily
Way manner. Until then, bye, good bye, I won't get
Speaker 9: Safe, lock and roll, mate,