Speaker 1: Win.
Speaker 2: Your old career gives you lemons throwing some ice, mixing
some vodka colored a podcast from the Mac of All
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Gee Rahm, it's Billified the Bill Moran Podcast.
Speaker 1: Well, hello and welcome. Thanks for getting your pun on,
Thanks for telling a friend. The fiber Doctor of Rochester's here.
Ma Connery's West Side representative is here, everybody's all said
after the Big Saint Patrick's day. Is Jamison a ginger
just like fiber I've been doing all day? Yeah? No,
Jamison ginger is Actually I like it a lot. I
all didn't have ginger beer. I took a picture of it,
and Saturday said I ordered a Greg Cotters and I
sent to Greg. Oh that's funny. That is that's pretty funny.
Here's a question, at what point do we stop calling
it busy and start calling it the early onset of something.
Because I have had like just the craziest things over
the weekend, searching for my keys, ripping the place apart,
like rearranging everything. Can't find I can't They're in my
pants pocket that I'm wearing. Oh, your dad left you
some dementia. I'm like, oh my god. And then I
ordered a bunch of stuff and new things for the
studio and stuff, and it says that it was delivered right,
So I'm like, oh great. I get home and there's
a package. But it's not that package. It's a different package.
So then I'm like, huh, and I go back and
I look and I'm looking at the photo and I go,
they delivered it to the wrong place. Could they have
delivered it to my old house? And then somehow I
catch it. I send it to my nephew in Virginia.
So did the wind get it? Because I know the
wind got the neighbor's package in today. No, they couldn't
find it. No, so uh And I wind up call
my sister and I'm like, she goes, yeah, I was
wondering why uh he got a package. She goes, I
didn't open it, and I go, well, here's what's in it?
And I tell her and it was including like light
bulbs and stuff that I needed for here in batteries
and pseudo.
Speaker 3: Fa I go, oh my god, And then uh.
Speaker 1: Has anybody done this? Can't find my phone? Can't find
I have been losing my phone, like there's so much
stuff and I'm trying to get out the door that
I realized when I get in the car that I've
forgotten my phone. I run back in and now I
can't find it. Now I'm yelling for Jamison to call
my phone so I can find my fucking phone. Just
keep calling it, you know, you know what I mean,
until I find her a text?
Speaker 4: Have you plaate towed with the adderall?
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't I don't think so, I
have no idea.
Speaker 3: That's how drugs are designed to work, Billy. They get
you so far well and then you need more.
Speaker 1: All right, I know what it is? What's you stop
drinking as much as much? Maybe a drinking diet. I
just haven't been drinking as much. Good, and your brain's
fucked up? Now? Yeah, well a little bit.
Speaker 3: No, I mean we've you and I watched a guy
dry out once for a while.
Speaker 4: You did for a while too. Yeah, you didn't lose
your mind over it, no, it actually felt clearer.
Speaker 1: And then hang on, so here's another one you ready for?
This guy was going to go to us to this one.
I uh, I had Instacart. I ordered instacart, so I'm
just well, I just didn't have time, and I don't
do it a lot because it does get it is
more expensive, but it just at that point, it's the
trade off, right for money. I'm so busy with my
red flash. Okay, all right, maybe so I ordered bananas,
like a bunch of bananas. What comes is one banana
in a produce bag, one fucking banana, and then I'm
going at banana seven dollars? So I'm going, I go,
is it me? So, I'm says to Jamison. He's like,
it's probably you because everything else was fine on the order.
Everything else is fine. One banana, And I'm like, sure,
what does your kid work at Wegmans? Why don't you
just give him the list?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: He wasn't there a the time out.
Speaker 3: I mean sometimes the let's be honest, sometimes the instacart
workers or the Walmart shoppers are incompetent. Okay, but my
wife can't get an order correct, Okay, Like it's like
it's like taking a test.
Speaker 4: She gets ninety seven's ninety four.
Speaker 1: Not her, but the people she's assigned, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, they'll get they won't get a hundred. They'll get
like a ninety seven or ninety four, but passing in
this case a hundred.
Speaker 1: But I always say look for patterns. My keys are
in my pants pocket. Okay, banana, I can't backing on
my phone. And I had a package that I needed
shipped to my nephew.
Speaker 3: So you went through your phone and you accidental shipped
because the shipping address was probably the same as it
was the last time.
Speaker 1: I know it wasn't because I had ship shipped to me.
I don't know what I did. I really don't know
that thumbs that could be. And I'm like, is it stress?
Is it cognitive overload?
Speaker 4: You got a lot going on?
Speaker 1: Or is it just like you know, you're like your
brain has forty seven tabs open and you can't get
anything wrong.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you haven't turn your computer on.
Speaker 1: What a quantity in for the bananas? Is that? Maybe
you just I don't know. No. I thought you just
clicked the bunch want a picture of a bunch? So
I clicked the little square by it nana one banana?
I go, who the fuck orders one banana? I was
doing twenty minutes in my living room going on about
what a fuck it? And then I go, wait a second,
this could really be a me thing? I have no idea.
Speaker 4: Got a lot going on, Bill, I'm gonna look it out,
and you just sload it.
Speaker 1: Well, well, okay, are men worse slowing down? Because I'll
tell you what. Like Keaven's home and and Kevin does
do it a lot? Huh what's a home? All right?
All right, Well Kevin does a lot. Kevin handles the
grocery shopping, and Kevin's carting those kids around.
Speaker 4: But I know it's the grocer is getting home, that's
the question.
Speaker 1: That's why're getting okay. So but then Kevin, I that's
the things like your wife does a lot. You know,
I even I, well, I I don't know. Nothing humbles
you faster than you're tearing your house apart like it's
a fucking crime scene, only to realize the suspect right
in your own pants.
Speaker 4: So about a week ago, so you didn't get into.
Speaker 1: The car to start your car? Oh I did? Oh?
Then I ran out? Oh no no, oh oh yeah,
oh no, that got worse. I was giving you the
abbreviated how did you not start the car with him
in your pocket? I thought they were okay, So I
thought maybe I got out of the car in a
rush and left the keys in there, not you know,
just could have been. So that's why there's starting. Then
I'm thinking I dropped the keys. They fell between a seat.
I'm ripping floor mats up. I'm looking everywhere because it's
one of those you know, uh keyless starts. I know
it was there, and and when I got out and
I'm running back and forth, I somehow my hand brushes
against and I go, oh, my gosh. I mean I
was flinging stuff looking for these because I was so pissed.
I knock over a cup of coffee that spills everywhere.
Speaker 4: It's like, holy Hurricane Moran.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: About a week ago, I was kind of dealing with
something similar. And I've been watching this show called Memory
of a Killer on Fox and one of the character,
the main character, basically is starting to have early on set.
Speaker 3: Alzheimer's his brother, Yeah, who's also a don't go somewhere,
stay with me, Stay with me, billy.
Speaker 1: I don't like this go on.
Speaker 3: His brother is already there, and his brother was also
a contract killer, and to protect his brother, he blamed
some things on somebody else and they took that guy out.
Speaker 4: Now he's got the issue. So now with my OCD.
Speaker 1: Mind.
Speaker 4: Yes, about a week or two ago.
Speaker 3: I'm screwing up like you are, and I'm going, okay,
do I have early onset Alzheimer's?
Speaker 1: So you know what I did?
Speaker 4: I went online and took an Alzheimer's test.
Speaker 1: And forgot he did it.
Speaker 4: I got a hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: But the point is is that, like sometimes we get
so busy and things pile up, and you know, women
like my wife are great at details.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, I'm not.
Speaker 4: I am the macro, she's micro. I am great at
big picture stuff.
Speaker 3: But when it comes to the deets, like my wife,
like when I told you we were in Austin, Texas,
and she's walking me around like a seeing I dog.
Speaker 4: No, no, don't cross, stop stop okay, right now we
could cross?
Speaker 3: No stop go go like you know, because why I'm like, ah,
what Vince Young steakhouse?
Speaker 1: Oh look this?
Speaker 5: Look?
Speaker 1: Oh I saw Kevin nodding? What did you find out
about bananas? Bananas are sold by the each unless you
select organic banana bunch sold by the eat. But I
didn't get to eat. I clicked what did you want? Like, okay,
this is Wegmans? Okay, this Wegmans. I didn't. I did. Okay,
I'll look look at look at all because they have it.
Speaker 3: It's the car for Aldi. Well, I can afford that.
It's it's usually all the if you're going to Aldi,
It's like, okay, i'll.
Speaker 1: Tell you what. I'll tell you. This is just it
the metal one. Yeah, and it says right under it,
fifteen cents each. Well, I'll be dipped and ship. I
fucked it up. I didn't read the fine print.
Speaker 3: And well, that's the thing though, Like when I'm a
shopping on Amazon too, Like, okay, I bought my wife
some cordless battle ropes and she goes, did you get
the one with the weights? I go, they had that option.
She goes, yeah, you didn't see that. That's the one
I picked out. I go, no, you thought you picked
up the gray one.
Speaker 1: Look, she goes, no, there's and there's a button to
tell you how many you want at the bottom.
Speaker 3: Before he had had the cart, I have to remind
myself I'm paying attention to the details.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you what it is. So when
I ordered all this stuff, I was not at home.
I ordered this up through Amazon. I was not at home,
and I was trying to squeeze it in. I know,
right exactly. And then what I did was I instacarted
before early in the morning, at like six point thirty
to have it delivered that afternoon. And I was flying
through that to try to get my kid out the door.
And I know it sounds bad, but you're right, like
women do this shit, And I go, is it dad, brain? No,
I'm a parent, grad student. We do the podcast. You're
trying to all all things around the podcast. I'm barely
a human. I don't know if I'm like you could
go over stimulated or underdisciplined. And right now between that
little bit both yeah, no, I'm saying under disciplined. I'm
told that double check.
Speaker 3: Women are great at connecting the dots. Men just see
the dots, I guess, and then just.
Speaker 1: I'll take the.
Speaker 4: Dots when I when I get to them.
Speaker 1: Well, women could go like in order and know drinking
mar the fog is cleared. No, you were able to
see through the fog, and now you can't. This is true,
it's too clear. But let me ask you this, Daniel,
is this like the Buffalo Bills probably running too many
running plays and all of a sudden, Josh Allen just
starts going fucking on freelancing.
Speaker 4: Like you get he got bored, Yeah, and he's like
screw it.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think Josh Allen freelances most of the plays anyway.
He's like that jazz musician, you know. But uh yeah,
I could see that.
Speaker 1: But it's fucked up because you go, we have more tech.
We have more technology than NASA had in nineteen sixty nine.
Right hand, right right here, right in our hand, in
your hand right now. And why am I dumber? I
got a keyless car that I'm I'm.
Speaker 3: Acting like an AI is making people dumber too, because
now AI is doing the work that you were supposed
to do.
Speaker 4: It's now those neurons in your brain are being exercised.
Speaker 1: My god, you're fucked so fuck which is weird.
Speaker 3: Because you're going to school right now and learning prescription
and so I would think that that brain's getting exercised
all the time. Plus Jamison, plus all the other stuff
going on on your life.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I'm sending packages across state lines. Got one
banana like a minimallest diet. I think used to having
that guinnis in there, and you don't have it in there.
You're right on the tank. Yeah, well, are we so outsourced,
so used to outsourcing? You bring up AI, right? Are
we so used to being outsourced with stuff that we
just don't pay attention to double check? That's clearly what
I said. Oh yeah, now that I'm sitting here talking
to you guys, that's that's what I did.
Speaker 4: We're outsourced and on demand, but I like trust.
Speaker 1: The system blindly when it comes to home improvement. You've
got choices. Let's say there's a hole in the bedroom
wall and somehow nobody in the house knows how it
got there. You could fix it, I mean there's always YouTube, right,
but you know.
Speaker 4: Three hours later it's gonna look like.
Speaker 1: A patch job, not even a good patch job. And
how about that leak under the kitchen sink? Yeah, you
said you'd get to it, and that was what two
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This woman just pled guilty to running a ten million
dollars ponzi scheme. Now I don't know. She created a
fake company promise investors Bill Moran Productions for a cent return,
told them she had connections to some big CEO that
was attached to a casino all smoke real thing. She
was using new investor money to pay old investors all
of of the ponzi scheme while living like a Vegas headliner.
This woman had Mercedes Designer everything, private jets, vacations, and
at one point she literally was hosting potential investors in
a Vegas suite, pitching things like it was I don't know,
Shark Tank meets Miss America is the only thing I
can think of. And when it started falling apart, she
didn't stop. She tried to launch another company to keep
it alive, and she's now looking up to forty years,
which kind of raises this question, at what point do
you realize I'm in too deep? Was the casino ceo
that she was working with. Was his name Terry Benedett
that was played by and instead of stopping, you just
double down like it gets because not how good looking
is she?
Speaker 4: The on now because I'm going somewhere, Yes I.
Speaker 1: Got it, But nobody wakes up and says I'm going
to start a ten million dollars ponzi scheme today. It
just doesn't happen. It's one of these things that slowly
builds and then it's like one of the it's one
of these things you suddenly you're trapped. Right first, it's
like one lie, I'll fix it later, and then it
just keeps going from there. The money comes in so
it works, and then the pressure's on I have to
keep this going. And the Vegas Suite, I mean that's
you go from confidence to like desperation and heels. Now,
this woman is a Filipino American and she was getting
a lot of i'm gonna say Filipino or Asian companies
to goddamn immigrants to buy in, and at some point
she stopped being a scammer and kind of became the
employee of this fucking lie. You know. Well, oh shit,
never mind, No, now there's.
Speaker 4: Let's put it this way.
Speaker 3: Yes, sir, the investors need to be ashamed of themselves
for not vetting this woman. Well, I mean the people
are the I mean like, because that's what smart angel
investors do, is that they have people who who actually
will vet these people, especially after what happened with Bertie Madoff.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, do you like that?
Speaker 3: When Madoff was doing his thing, a lot of Wall
Street hedge funds and all that were watching what Madoff
was doing.
Speaker 4: They're like, this doesn't make sense, but he's making money,
so hey.
Speaker 1: Let's try it.
Speaker 3: And then all of a sudden they realize, oh crap,
this really is a scam because it's not working for us.
Speaker 4: How come it's working for him? But they never bothered
to test it out.
Speaker 1: But if you're committed to the sorry, you're gonna try
to button your shit up.
Speaker 3: Well in her case, yes, yes, but I mean like,
I mean, like to me, like it goes back to
the idiots that enabled this machine.
Speaker 1: No, I understand. I don't believe that there is any
way for a single person to run a ten million
dollar Ponzi scheme. I may be wrong, but that just
seems or she had help, don't you think? But and
why it helps with your beauty? Only of course it does,
of course it does. But I go because And then
the other thing is everybody at some point has felt
like they're in too deep and they don't know how
to get out. And I'm not saying with a Ponzi scheme.
I mean with like a relationship or a job that
was supposed to be temporary. And I really don't like it,
but I you know, it's kind of covered me for now,
and you know they're they're gonna promote me. And I
get I become a slave to like, well, slave maybe
a bad word, but no, it's not a bad word.
We take it to tar. That's what it is.
Speaker 4: You are now enslaved by whatever you've created.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we get that way.
Speaker 3: And I mean, she got a few guys guys who
you know, probably you like the attend ship, you like
the attention, and this we'll play later.
Speaker 1: But maybe baby, there was some banging going on.
Speaker 4: Baby, Oh that was quick pro quote.
Speaker 1: I would think that somewhere along the line there had
to be something more given up.
Speaker 4: He's a glorified whore.
Speaker 1: Possibly. I mean it doesn't say that, so I I
I wen't. We're a podcast, we can we can say that, right.
But this goes back to the other day Danny. We
got somebody who wrote in asking Danny about fiber supplements.
I heard, Okay, by the.
Speaker 4: Way, I sent you the bottle too. No, I know, Oka,
I don't know.
Speaker 1: If you want to put it on the website, I
should do that so people can understand what see, that's
my cognitive brain.
Speaker 6: He also sent you one of the turds from the fire.
You could see it's increased in size. It works well,
It's like a fish shouldn't flow, should go right to
the bottoms before after.
Speaker 1: No, if you want to shoot, what did we say
that day? What did I say? What did I say
that that makes you?
Speaker 3: I go, there's some guys, some guy at the University
of Rochester has gone to school for eight years to
become a gastroid testinologist or whatever, gastroturnist or whatever roologist.
Speaker 4: There you go, and then there's Danny who's like, no.
Speaker 1: But why did I say that people?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 1: What did I say?
Speaker 3: You have?
Speaker 1: People?
Speaker 4: Do you have the you have to speak with confidence?
Speaker 1: There it is this proatively same thing with confidence, and
I'll turn into a million times absolutely spoke with you
might have the picture of the broad what's her name?
I'm gonna look her up? Her name? Actually, you know what, Kevin?
Do we know?
Speaker 4: Do we know somebody who wants dated her recently?
Speaker 7: Or no?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, why will well? I'm just wondering. I'm just curious that. Okay,
uh look up just circ Yes, Sacramento Ponzi beauty queen,
and you'll see and she is. She's in the.
Speaker 3: Capitol in California where all this stuff happens like and
they kind of wink wink about it.
Speaker 1: But you go. You have presence, you have confident. This
doesn't show you, like I always said, act like you've
been there. Have that confidence. Once you start getting all
itchy and squirmy and uncomfortable, that's when it all starts
to unravel. But if you go in with confidence, and
you go in perfectly ready for anything, then you can
pull it off.
Speaker 3: Marla Dickinson, Yes, Marlt's forty nine. Yeah, Dulcet pino.
Speaker 1: Dulcet pino. I think that's that sounds like a shitty
dessert wine.
Speaker 3: That's like something you get out into the cart at
all the Yeah, well, I think it's about dulce pino.
Speaker 4: That sounds great.
Speaker 1: You just get one glass, one glass. That fucking one
banana thing pisses me off so bad. I always I go,
who the fuck orders one banana? Then you comes in
and goes, well, my wife only wanted to, I know.
But I've never seen anybody ever in my life like
I would have questioned. Maybe I wouldn't have. I think
I would have questioned it a little bit like does
anybody just order one banana but you don't know who
you're buying? Force? I guess that's it. Uh, but she
is not attractive at all.
Speaker 3: Well, okay again, but look look what the pond she's
fishing in. No, no, no pun intended, no ponds she's
fishing in.
Speaker 1: PONZI al right, okay, all right, I didn't mean to
do that. I didn't mean to do that. It it
just came out that way. I'm just saying she'd better
looking girls on math, presidence, presence, and confidence. She looks
like she said, look at her teeth. Yes she's got braces, yeah,
but that's fine. How many adults do we see with braces?
And she appeared in Queen for doctor Thane Kevin Stann's buddy.
But no, here's the thing. She didn't sell investments. She
sold the feeling this woman like, you got to wait
a couple of years she gets out. Somebody needs to
fucking hire her to sell their business, because clearly she
can do it. But why do we why why if
she gets forty years, she's maybe ninety. Yeah, that's true
to she's not gonna get forty.
Speaker 4: It's tolly robints. She always comes back to power.
Speaker 3: They're these old men who have the money, yeah, and
they're at the stage of life where they could use
a little excitement. Here comes some woman with an idea, right,
and they're like, yeah, you know, well we could throw
a few bucks at her, and a few bucks becomes
more bucks.
Speaker 1: She's not gonna be She's not gonna be forty years.
There's no way there. She wouldn't make it.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, she first of all, she has the
money to like fight the battle, well right potentially, yeah,
but and in this in this back back uh back
ass word how do you say it? Ass backwards state,
which is Califorida. She's probably get like eighteen months.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's not gonna get eighteen months, but I forty years,
is like, except I wouldn't be surprised if she got
ten maybe right, maybe an out on good behavior. And
by the way, how about even though the minimum security,
they still don't look pleasant to me? I know, we
hear like, you know, white color, camp camp cupcake or
I don't think so. So I just found another article. Yeah,
and Sacramentos a fucking mess. Filipino beauty queen a Maria
Dickerson aka dulcin Pino is indicted in California for a
fraudulent investment scheme that victimized fellow Filipinos, including former sexy
actress Rita Magdalena. Do you want to see how fucking
beautiful Rita Magdalena is? Yes, not so much. Which one
is Rita? This one here in the green on the
right the oh hello Sacramento. All right, but why did
you know the beauty queen of Stevie and Stevie wonders
eye right. But but still if somebody comes in and
they seem to have their ship together and there and
they're poised and she got She's just like, what is it?
My favorite thing is riz Well, she's got the risk.
But what I'm gonna say is the understated. You know,
it's like the the quiet luxury, quiet luxury where she's
got a dressed but there's no real tags, but it
looks expensive and it hangs the right way, and it's
all this stuff that we trust confident people instantaneously.
Speaker 4: Oh we do go to YouTube?
Speaker 1: Everyoneous what was the product that this ponzi schema is
selling cookie down for this broad I don't know what
a spunk Meyer. Yeah, I was an investment into a
shell company. I don't even know what the shell company was.
Speaker 4: Maybe it was Shell.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. Is okay, maybe it's Golden Corral.
Look at the fraud. Is confidence more powerful than the truth?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: In some ways I think it is things.
Speaker 3: About that expression like liwell gets halfway around the world
before the truth is putting its shoes on. It works
in almost every you can apply it almost every instance.
And this is another instance. Well, this woman had the looks,
she had the charisma, she.
Speaker 1: Had the authority.
Speaker 4: No, according to this audience.
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean she's talking about Filipino men are like, oh,
she's an American, she lives in California and bah, what.
Speaker 1: Kevin, I can't even keep It's great. But but we
see this now with with a certain podcasts influencers. It's
all about the confidence. Right, you watch something, you think,
you get experts online, I'm gonna sell you my course,
I did this right. And it's the confidence.
Speaker 4: They're so good at it, they're gonna sell it to you, right.
Speaker 1: And you know, as I'm as I'm reading this article,
I go somewhere there's a guy making seventy thousand dollars
with an advanced finance degree, and this broad comes in
and heals in a tr and bulls off a ten
million dollars sponsor Siva. Yeah, you know, I kind of
in a way, I tip my hat. I go, that's
that's impressive. Impressive. It's kind of like a free agency Dan,
you know a little bit could be the teams don't.
Speaker 3: A lot of guys, you know, they come off a
great season or a great playoffs, they sign a big
contract and then all of a sudden.
Speaker 4: A year later, they've been released.
Speaker 1: Why is that because they're paying No?
Speaker 4: First of all, First of all, you're always overpaying for
a free agent.
Speaker 1: I don't care who it is, right, but it's not
paying for performance.
Speaker 4: It's paid for the past.
Speaker 1: It's paying for belief.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's why analytics became a big thing in baseball,
because they're like.
Speaker 4: Don't pay for the past, pay for the future, and
pay as little as you can.
Speaker 1: NFL free age is one just big fucking bonzi scheme.
Well in a way, I mean when you think about it,
when you think about it, because you're just buying the
belief that this guy's going to deliver. Hopefully they do,
but how many times have we seen it? It just
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Speaker 5: Happy Saint Patty's Day, motherfucker. Put on your fucking green mercans,
start working. Let's go brother.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, now here's Kevin. Tell me how much? And
then I have another Vinnie and we'll just compare. Are
they actually related?
Speaker 7: This is a ruling fucking emergency. I'm fucking hammered. And
now Rad he's not fucking coming. That's to his his
son's hockey coach, Bob talking to the wall in the background.
Speaker 1: And then here's Vinnie again. This one's to you Dan.
Where that's a sound like of silence. Oh it must's
not a hang on. I can get it. I can
still get it. I will get it right now here
we go. It is this one right here?
Speaker 5: Uh damn.
Speaker 8: Translation, Go get a fucking couple of guinness, bang down,
some Jamesons. Fucking need a gummy and chill.
Speaker 1: Boom So, it's the Dan and a bell. It was
to Danny, says boom So, whose voice? And her sister? No,
grandma and my aunt grandma egg and my aunt? What
is the really bad one? That was the really bad one?
That was that was terrible? All right, We've got another situation.
And and these come up every once in a while.
And I don't know that at some point your wife's
gonna work with one of these people, if she hasn't already.
That that gets it busted for pimps. That's not what
I mean. Like they get appropriate.
Speaker 4: I hope there's a union.
Speaker 1: They get a busted for inappropriate behavior with a kid.
And and it's always one of these things that kind
of surprises me. We've got another one this time. Now. Now,
before I say that I should I should couch this
and say we don't know, we don't know, but allegedly, well,
I mean when you say there's nothing to see.
Speaker 4: Here, that means there's always something.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's exactly where everybody starts looking, Is it not?
Is it not? When they say that, So, what do
you want to see an oil stain? Yeah? Uh, we've
got another local situation, an athletic director this time placed
on administrative leave, and the schools being extremely careful with
their words, very careful, not involving students, not on campus,
confidential situation. Those are the words. Do we know what school? Yes,
we did say what school? Uh we is it a
local school? Yeah? Play side, west side through and oh
it's a little far west side, far west side, Uh holly, nope,
further Batavia. Yeah, oh a Notre Dame.
Speaker 4: Just died. So we gotta and make sure we get
it all in now.
Speaker 1: And anytime you hear that kind of language, I got it,
it just makes people, I don't know, wonder your asshole
puckers a little bit. You go, something's up, because it's
just like we talked about another situation locally where the
teacher ended up in serious legal trouble. And that was
the one I was telling you before we went to
break your hands, major hands. Now you're hearing from people saying, hey,
there have been there may have been signs before that
now nothing confirmed. But it raises a bigger question. Why
does it feel like sometimes we only hear the full
story after everything blows up, and that is when you're
gonna hear the full story. But it's in those situations
where you go, what are we missing along the way?
How long? Because you got to be first? If you
ain't first or last, no no, no, that's the ratings,
So that's you're gonna get what you got. And then
the full story comes out.
Speaker 4: News is loaded with Ricky Bobby's right, But that's not
what I mean so much.
Speaker 1: I mean, like, you don't too big red fuck you. Well,
look if the school does it right and then the
news finds out because it's public record or someone calls
and says it, there's a lot of times the schools
they don't want that shit, absolutely, they don't want that out.
So how long did the thing go on with the
guy the principal in I always say the town was Hilton, Hilton,
thank you, yes, that guy a number of years, years,
years and years. That's what I'm saying. It's like, this
shit goes on for years and years. So when we
say the whole story blows up. Yeah, by then I
get you with the news, but it's been percolating underneath,
and people were saying something to get the ball rolling
all along. But sometimes it's like you're pushing that boulder
up a hill before you get before, before it happens,
you know. Uh, when they say no comment, Uh personal manner,
not related to students. We fill in the blanks on
our own, do we not?
Speaker 4: Of course we do. Our imagination runs wild, and so.
Speaker 1: Well are they are they protecting? Are they truly protecting privacy?
Or are they protecting their ass? Thank you? They're protecting themselves, right,
So it starts to make like when does silence create
more suspicion than any clarity at all? Always it's a
weird thing when people just don't say anything. And then
there are times where people say stuff and then nobody
believes them anyway, Like they could say and go, here's
what happened, here's what I was gonna do. I here's
why this didn't happen, or this is what our organization
was gonna do. That's why it didn't happen. And people
they don't know, Uh, due process matters, you know, I
would always it doesn't No, no, no, no, and rumors
can really I mean, you can destroy innocent people with
this ship. Oh yes, if it's done the wrong way.
And I say that due process doesn't matter in the news,
I mean, the first story will be on the front page,
the attraction will be on the back of the the
back of the classified D four dude, under Danny's column.
You are so right, and that you know, No, I
don't know that there are any newspapers. Yeah, I don't
know that there's any newspapers anymore. But you uh as much.
But you're right. They I mean, the retraction always comes
like at the end of the newscast, and it was
the lead story last day.
Speaker 4: Channel thirteen apologizes to former newscaster.
Speaker 1: But I always say, patterns matter, yes, right, when you
start to see something, patterns matter? So how many warning
signs get ignored? And it's weird that a guy who
looks like he's been around for a while, season older
guy like the athletic director out of school that's got
a bit of a name in town at school too.
Yeah hands yeah, okay, the major hands story.
Speaker 4: How do you get a nickname like that? And nobody
raised any red flags?
Speaker 1: Okay, but player, come on, bro, no fall receiver. Here,
here's them. Here's the weird part. Understanding hands when when
I tell you, when I tell you what? I tell you?
Speaker 2: What what?
Speaker 1: A listener texted, and I went back and forth on
the line at five eight five two zero six eighty
eight sixty six. Uh. The listener was saying that there
were red flags. This guy was a seventh sixth seventh.
I don't want to say sixth seventh, six seven, but
either sixth seventh grade or behind.
Speaker 4: I kept thinking of height.
Speaker 1: Seventh, seventh, eighth grade. Major hands are just the potato
major hands. So and now, allegedly, according to a listener,
before the federal charges came for the prostitution, he was
fired from the school district for inappropriate behavior. Now it
could be a contractual thing that if you get stung
in a prostitution when you're out, that could be I don't.
Speaker 4: Know right here in clause four of our charter.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I I have no no idea, no idea.
It's a flashy purple suit, the fur coat, the cadillact
you drive up to schooling.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like when she would when when o'keef there went
to like acorn dresses up.
Speaker 4: As a pit, but they're like going along with it.
Speaker 1: I'm just going to the play.
Speaker 4: I hate his ball after this, but he's got his
crunk glass.
Speaker 1: The listener said that that his daughter and her friends
complained that the guy would give shoulder massage, so.
Speaker 4: That's probably called a major hand.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't I see now the man have a
buzz cut. Hang on the major hands thing. I don't
even think. I saw a picture of this cat, and
I think he's sixty five. But major hands was I
thought his pimpny dey? Why do you sit? So? What
is wrong?
Speaker 4: I'm sorry? Did I Did I do something wrong? Again?
Speaker 1: Everything? No, I'm gonna give me one second because when
I do that, then now you're gonna move two seconds later. No,
I'm gonna He sits so low that I can't get a.
Speaker 4: Would you like me to sit up? I'll sit up.
Speaker 1: No, I'll make it easy. But we missed that, like
but you set up for like a minute and a
half and then you slinker back down. It's really he
likes hey like those eighties. Now I gotta redo the
whole damn thing.
Speaker 4: Can I get the one in the wine glass?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Look at this with the little rose behind it Remember
those yeah parents in the eighties.
Speaker 4: Hey, this will be look cool. Let's get a picture
in a wineglass with a rose.
Speaker 1: Should you haven't seen the picture of a major high
I don't think so. I don't think I have a
sixty five year old guy right. New York Post has
him the New York poem Man. They're the most reliable.
They got everything.
Speaker 4: He's also on page six, Yeah, the story of all
what's your name too?
Speaker 1: It says disgraced teacher nickname major hands used to hosting
prostitution parties. Now why now this guy looks like he'd
be the teacher you kind of liked. Am I wrong?
Speaker 4: Probably because yeah, yeah, so that's why you like it?
Speaker 1: Look am I wrong? He's going to be doctor Moran
when you get your pH two.
Speaker 4: He looks like you know, he looks like Dave Ramsey.
Speaker 3: Okay, Dave Ramsey is a very trustworthy name you can finance.
Ye did a radio show for thirty years, and like
he just looks like a big grandpa, lovable guy.
Speaker 1: People dot Com has it too, Peoplemagazine dot Com, People
Magazine dot Com.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's the Britney Spears dwy They need something new.
Speaker 1: Again. But you're right when we talk about the uh,
when we talk about the Major Hands nickname, Now it
seems to all of a sudden makes sense, does it not?
Oh yeah, clicks Eventually, eventually the story will click. Yeah,
it's less funny in hindsight. When I first heard Major Hands,
I'm like, oh, that's kind of funny. Look at this guy,
I say, yeah, okay, all right, now, I got it.
Speaker 3: Anytime there's gaps, yeah, look to fill the gaps. And
we all do when there's silence, Like you said, we
fill our own gaps. And sometimes we're right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But how about the things that that we brush
off early on as quirky? Just the guy just you know,
he's an older guy, he's harmless. Let's just keep moving
and we do people do that early on?
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh janis white.
Speaker 3: Just have a physical relationship. Man, it's really not that
big a deal. I know, juice cann't kill anybody. Well,
just like the just like the not even married anymore,
just like.
Speaker 1: The group thing I did step into the ring. When
do people speak up or stay quiet because it's awkward
and you don't want to be the person like I
don't know I ever heard the kids talking I'm sick of.
Speaker 3: Him because whistleblowing becomes punishment. You've got some big things
coming up, well, Yes, a live show.
Speaker 1: Yes, we're gonna do a live show probably, Yeah, an
asshole Major Hans. We're going to be broadcast. Yeah, we're
gonna do a podcast from Major Hands, Major Hands the
bunker at Major Hands, which, by the way, sounds like
a delightful place I'd like to go drink, you know
what I meant more blacked out windows. Yes, so we
have that coming. Check out our YouTube page. We are
on YouTube at Bulified. I have a substack that is
out there. People are signing up that. Yeah, like crazy
for that and all the social media stuff. Follow us
on Facebook and Instagram and uh X is primarily where
we are and you can find us all there as well.
And then you know what, h come in anytime. And
by the way, I just want to do this real
quick because I know we have to do something. But
things like this that sit behind me all sent by listeners.
That is from a listener. That's what we're going to
talk about. Yeah, in a minute. This is from a listener.
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It's a it's a podcast. Like it's really fucking cool.
And I be on Netflix soon. I appreciate that working
on it. Yeah, I know, I know, I know, I'm aware.
Speaker 4: Oh, we're done.
Speaker 1: We'll also we'll also got prizes for the listener sends
us the best ship. We do want some cool ship. Yeah,
we'll give you one of the other items just coming
to We're gonna get merchant as well. Merchandise is coming
all kinds of things, a lot of a lot of
plates spinning. There met no, we even had the meeting,
and we tried to have the meeting, and he didn't
share my enthusiasm on the meeting the other day, what
are you talking about? And I called you with all
my stuff, Well yeah, but seems so uninterested you had
a meeting about the meeting. When did I talk to
you Friday? Yeah? But what did I tell you was
going on? Oh? I know, yeah, So my head was like,
so I was, yeah, no, I need some excitement when
I bring ideas to the table. Rights. Well, I liked
all of it, and I meant that little hitler two
point half my ass to Alex. He's talking about Ali.
Alex has done a great job with really helping us
in terms of lighting and all the things. All right,
but I don't know when to catch it all the
ship like Fiber for Fiber, Dan for the ship catcher, Kevin,
I'm Bill Murran. We'll see you next time.
Speaker 7: He was up.
Speaker 1: They wouldn't