Speaker 1: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padulla Show. We
Speaker 1: are consumable nonsense once again. I am here with my
Speaker 1: fabulous nephew from Ohio.
Speaker 2: You know, he wanted to return to the show. He
Speaker 2: didn't feel like the jokes. He didn't tell that the
Speaker 2: jokes were good. I just wanted him to.
Speaker 1: Be honest with me, and I guess he's being honest
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna try again in this episode. Three jokes,
Speaker 2: and that sound like when you do that three jokes? Okay,
Speaker 2: here we go. Are you ready for joke number one?
Speaker 2: You gotta do the water thing? And here we go.
Speaker 1: As you can see for yourself, it's like that old
Speaker 1: Antwiloquist thing, rank with the water and all right, here
Speaker 1: we go. You ready?
Speaker 2: All right? A man is suing Chick fil A for
Speaker 2: a sandwich with a rat baked right into the bun.
Speaker 1: Three hundred plus man he wienthed over three hundred pounds, said,
Speaker 1: I was so disgusted, I almost didn't finish eating it.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, no good, all right, all right, this
Speaker 2: is almost almost not here we go? All right, all right,
Speaker 2: here we go. A stripper got fired for telling me
Speaker 2: who to vote for? All right, a stripper. She got
Speaker 2: fired for telling me who to vote for. Apparently poll
Speaker 2: workers can't do that. Okay, sorry, Coming Bear that was
Speaker 2: her name, Coming Bear. No almost all right, Hey, I
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Speaker 1: So I did you got any I thought you were
Speaker 1: gonna do a sink? Can you sing a song for
Speaker 1: me on the show? My nephew, you can swallow the water?
Speaker 1: Now see the something? Don't you have something? We have
Speaker 1: a little bit of time left.
Speaker 3: I didn't. I took whoa, It's okay, that happens.
Speaker 2: We did a couple of jokes. I got to see
Speaker 2: what's going on here? Again? My nephew, Exavier, you got something?
Speaker 2: For thirty seconds? Did you ever write any? Go ahead?
Speaker 1: I can't sing, but I can play something.
Speaker 2: All right, Here we go.
Speaker 1: It's like a game show, like when you're waiting for
Speaker 1: the answer.
Speaker 3: Right, pretty good, I think so yeah, so we called
Speaker 3: two chokes, and.
Speaker 1: You're probably saying to yourself, you can't stand watching these
Speaker 1: two guys that.
Speaker 2: It weren't bite. The music is having you. Get a
Speaker 2: cup of coffee, get a couple.
Speaker 3: Of swarming ground the right, all you got till you're down.
Speaker 2: Wow, that sous scary.
Speaker 3: The brain is around.
Speaker 1: See all right, hold that, hold that because I have
Speaker 1: to tell them about boxcars cigars. Because after listening to
Speaker 1: those lyrics and you're playing, you look good, you look
Speaker 1: like you're really intense. So boxcars cigars and the woman
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Speaker 1: My buddy Bobby Balco, the bold ant King, he's got
Speaker 1: our distilleries, he has the winery and.
Speaker 2: The coffee shop right next to it. And then my
Speaker 2: buddy Mikey G.
Speaker 1: Mikey G is a great musician, promo shirts, brand new singlet.
Speaker 2: But now we have Xavier. He's gonna help us get
Speaker 2: out of here. Please help us get out of here.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, see go ahead? What were you singing again?
Speaker 1: See how the brain plays round?
Speaker 3: And you fall inside a hole you couldn't see.
Speaker 2: Wow, man, if.
Speaker 3: You fall inside a hole inside.
Speaker 1: Us sounds like you know what it sounds like my show?
Speaker 2: Understand what's going on inside my mind?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: You signed up here?
Speaker 3: I can't tell if I'm not me.
Speaker 2: I thought you were gonna play. Can you do that
Speaker 2: one more time? As we leave, ladies and gay, thank
Speaker 2: you for watching the Patola Show. He's gonna make a yeah,
Speaker 2: do the instrumental?
Speaker 1: See how's that going down?
Speaker 2: Did you ever have a lesson? But don't have lessons?
Speaker 2: So hey, thanks for watching the show. We are consumable nonsense. Hey,
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