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<v Speaker 1>Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the Padulla Show. We

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<v Speaker 1>are consumable nonsense once again. I am here with my

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<v Speaker 1>fabulous nephew from Ohio.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, he wanted to return to the show. He

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<v Speaker 2>didn't feel like the jokes. He didn't tell that the

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<v Speaker 2>jokes were good. I just wanted him to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be honest with me, and I guess he's being honest

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<v Speaker 1>with me.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna try again in this episode. Three jokes,

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<v Speaker 2>and that sound like when you do that three jokes? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go. Are you ready for joke number one?

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<v Speaker 2>You gotta do the water thing? And here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>As you can see for yourself, it's like that old

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<v Speaker 1>Antwiloquist thing, rank with the water and all right, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go. You ready?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? A man is suing Chick fil A for

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<v Speaker 2>a sandwich with a rat baked right into the bun.

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<v Speaker 1>Three hundred plus man he wienthed over three hundred pounds, said,

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<v Speaker 1>I was so disgusted, I almost didn't finish eating it.

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<v Speaker 1>I was so disgusted, I almost didn't finish eating it.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, all right, no good, all right, all right, this

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<v Speaker 2>is almost almost not here we go? All right, all right,

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<v Speaker 2>here we go. A stripper got fired for telling me

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<v Speaker 2>who to vote for? All right, a stripper. She got

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<v Speaker 2>fired for telling me who to vote for. Apparently poll

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<v Speaker 2>workers can't do that. Okay, sorry, Coming Bear that was

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<v Speaker 2>her name, Coming Bear. No almost all right, Hey, I

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<v Speaker 2>NBA playoffs, NHL playoffs, and the football Draft coming up.

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<v Speaker 1>They are on Roku, along with The Padula Show and

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<v Speaker 1>So I did you got any I thought you were

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<v Speaker 1>gonna do a sink? Can you sing a song for

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<v Speaker 1>me on the show? My nephew, you can swallow the water?

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<v Speaker 1>Now see the something? Don't you have something? We have

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit of time left.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't. I took whoa, It's okay, that happens.

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<v Speaker 2>We did a couple of jokes. I got to see

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<v Speaker 2>what's going on here? Again? My nephew, Exavier, you got something?

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<v Speaker 2>For thirty seconds? Did you ever write any? Go ahead?

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<v Speaker 1>I can't sing, but I can play something.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a game show, like when you're waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the answer.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, pretty good, I think so yeah, so we called

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<v Speaker 3>two chokes, and.

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<v Speaker 1>You're probably saying to yourself, you can't stand watching these

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<v Speaker 1>two guys that.

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<v Speaker 2>It weren't bite. The music is having you. Get a

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<v Speaker 2>cup of coffee, get a couple.

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<v Speaker 3>Of swarming ground the right, all you got till you're down.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, that sous scary.

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<v Speaker 3>The brain is around.

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<v Speaker 1>See all right, hold that, hold that because I have

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<v Speaker 1>to tell them about boxcars cigars. Because after listening to

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<v Speaker 1>those lyrics and you're playing, you look good, you look

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<v Speaker 1>like you're really intense. So boxcars cigars and the woman

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<v Speaker 1>Convania check it off, Oland, Pennsylvania have box Scar cigars.

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<v Speaker 1>My buddy Bobby Balco, the bold ant King, he's got

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<v Speaker 1>our distilleries, he has the winery and.

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<v Speaker 2>The coffee shop right next to it. And then my

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<v Speaker 2>buddy Mikey G.

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<v Speaker 1>Mikey G is a great musician, promo shirts, brand new singlet.

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<v Speaker 2>But now we have Xavier. He's gonna help us get

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<v Speaker 2>out of here. Please help us get out of here.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead, see go ahead? What were you singing again?

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<v Speaker 1>See how the brain plays round?

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<v Speaker 3>And you fall inside a hole you couldn't see.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, man, if.

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<v Speaker 3>You fall inside a hole inside.

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<v Speaker 1>Us sounds like you know what it sounds like my show?

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<v Speaker 2>Understand what's going on inside my mind?

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<v Speaker 3>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>You signed up here?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't tell if I'm not me.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were gonna play. Can you do that

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<v Speaker 2>one more time? As we leave, ladies and gay, thank

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<v Speaker 2>you for watching the Patola Show. He's gonna make a yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>do the instrumental?

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<v Speaker 1>See how's that going down?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you ever have a lesson? But don't have lessons?

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<v Speaker 2>So hey, thanks for watching the show. We are consumable nonsense. Hey,

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, we're gonna make your laugh, smile, chuckle,

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