Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart Tack. You're about to get your
Speaker 1: dad's glazed by the great Chris Ray, Gus, Derek black Belt,
Speaker 1: and Tom Sway. Sit back and prepare for some ex show.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some blazing glory. Welcome.
Speaker 2: Hello, I ain't Welcome to the NuRD gang hi.
Speaker 1: U Bye. It starts with one thing. I don't love God.
Speaker 1: Oh there, I don't like guys.
Speaker 3: Take that in mind. Outside I'm by. I don't really
Speaker 3: like guys. But I saw dig only because I have
Speaker 3: to sometimes.
Speaker 1: I like, man, you have to. Sometimes he doesn't know
Speaker 1: he's gay yet.
Speaker 2: This is like, this is like a link indecisive part.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Dark Tank. It's me Chris, it's him, Sweeney,
Speaker 2: it's him, Derek. Alogies are kicking my ass today, man,
Speaker 2: it's I am going on.
Speaker 1: I am ravage.
Speaker 3: Saturday. I was fucking something tilted Saturday.
Speaker 2: I was like, I've been tilted this entire Dame.
Speaker 1: It was like my head was itchy, yeah inside like
Speaker 1: in it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my eye holes were it.
Speaker 1: Can you itch inside? No? That's a real like that's
Speaker 1: an ultimate bad that's like you probably have that shouldn't
Speaker 1: be in your body.
Speaker 2: I would bet that, like you probably can itch on
Speaker 2: the inside, but because you've never been able to actually
Speaker 2: scratch it, it doesn't register to you as an itchy sensation.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe internal pain? Egg is it?
Speaker 1: Like you mentioned it in your mouth? You know what
Speaker 1: I mean? No? Never, Well that's bullshit. Never, it's insane.
Speaker 1: It's well, the itching is is it's it's a bacteria thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you shouldn't have bacteria just chilling in your body, you know,
Speaker 1: like for it to be able to itch, unless it's
Speaker 1: like your digestive track.
Speaker 2: Register what a little bug? What if a little bug
Speaker 2: is h a little bug is doing a little doing
Speaker 2: a little jig on you probably, yeah, jittering upon they.
Speaker 1: Probably feels so weird. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's
Speaker 1: like the people. How do the people feel that have
Speaker 1: like worms and uh in there? Like how does RFK
Speaker 1: Junior feel? Exactly? Like what does he feel in his brain?
Speaker 1: Someone has like a worm? And everybody like I have
Speaker 1: a parasite one second and just take it out all.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's crazy to me that, Like I heard stories
Speaker 2: about those things and I don't know if it's true,
Speaker 2: and I never actually looked it up, but I heard
Speaker 2: it and instantly believed it because it's so interesting. Was
Speaker 2: that like they do they crawl out of your ass
Speaker 2: and like walk around on your bed and shit, I
Speaker 2: don't know, do a little dances and seen when.
Speaker 1: I'm close, I feel like they wouldn't want to do that.
Speaker 3: They're disgusted. They look terrifying.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: The look they look like chiau like the worm from Doom.
Speaker 1: Actually, if you see, like if you see like the
Speaker 1: the mouth, it looks kind of creepy kind of worms
Speaker 1: just look like worms, you know, like beige worms. Kind
Speaker 1: of gross. Yeah, I feel like why would because I
Speaker 1: feel like they want to stay attached to your fucking
Speaker 1: your colon. Yeah, but they get cooped distance, they get
Speaker 1: cooped up, and I mean I've seen him get pulled
Speaker 1: out of dogs asses before the dogs out worms. That
Speaker 1: gross the funk out of me. That is crazy gross.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's I've seen somebody pull them out of
Speaker 3: a dog. That was insane, And it was like fucking.
Speaker 1: I saw guy pulled one out of his wallet.
Speaker 2: Once I saw I got like reaching into his wallet
Speaker 2: pull out a little tape.
Speaker 1: Worm I can never touch. Disgusting. It was crazy tells
Speaker 1: me what do move down? Yeah, man system of a
Speaker 1: worm system.
Speaker 3: They're so lost on everyone's like, they're like everyone I
Speaker 3: know that something is really solid. I'm like, I just
Speaker 3: I'm I'm clearly dumb. You just never got I'm clearly
Speaker 3: just dumb. I've never really liked them. They're talented as fuck.
Speaker 3: I think that is undeniable.
Speaker 1: Then they make you know, like any of the songs
Speaker 1: not really not enough for me to be like I'm
Speaker 1: a fan of them at all.
Speaker 3: Like, I just I've heard their music, of course, how
Speaker 3: do you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I like, I like a couple, I don't. I wouldn't
Speaker 2: say that, like a lot of their songs are on
Speaker 2: like my playlist or anything. But there's a handful.
Speaker 1: Fucking I'm a big fan of people. I'm a big
Speaker 1: fan that's never seen them. I just like, it's just
Speaker 1: they're so big that I don't want to buy their tickets.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like me with the Blue Man Group, their
Speaker 2: tickets are like fourteen.
Speaker 1: I'm a huge fan.
Speaker 2: I have every vinyl, every hyo, you mean none, every
Speaker 2: movie that they I really kind of don't understand what
Speaker 2: the Blue Egg Group is to be honest, they just
Speaker 2: like tricks.
Speaker 3: They're like interpret what do they do tricks like the
Speaker 3: interpretive dance.
Speaker 1: It's like fucking like dancing with paint and shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I got their vinyls.
Speaker 1: Dancing with pain paint. Oh I thought they were just
Speaker 1: like a tremendous amount of pain. Maybe I don't make
Speaker 1: anything solid face because they're hurting so bad. So they
Speaker 1: just mastered pain. That's cool. I want to see them.
Speaker 2: I kind of look at them as like the Blues
Speaker 2: Brothers somehow, like I don't.
Speaker 1: Know why because they're blue.
Speaker 2: Well not that's dumb, but yeah, I guess it.
Speaker 1: Would make more sense if the Blues Brothers were blue.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it kind of bothers me that they're not blue.
Speaker 2: It's stupid, like it like the movie is already so ridiculous,
Speaker 2: they might as well be blue.
Speaker 1: What's the point, Like the Blues is that the movie
Speaker 1: with What took Out the Guy from Nakroyd with dan
Speaker 1: Aykroyd and four million car crashes if you've ever seen it, yeah,
Speaker 1: two thousand. You know, they made a video game, the sequel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have a video game. What I'm like, PS one, No, it's.
Speaker 1: Like it's nests or something. It's something like it's old
Speaker 1: or it might sega.
Speaker 2: I just remember it seems like a Genesis game.
Speaker 1: I remember having it be like why the fuck do
Speaker 1: I have?
Speaker 2: Genesis was always doing like Deadly Catch, yeah the game,
Speaker 2: or like just something not that exactly but like equivalent
Speaker 2: where it's like, what Home Improvement? You know that's a
Speaker 2: video game where you fight dinosaurs with a chainsaw on line,
Speaker 2: I'm not lying, I'm not even remotely kidding. This is
Speaker 2: real because there's a Johnson video about it.
Speaker 1: You can look it up. Wait wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: wait wait, slow down.
Speaker 2: It's a Metroid.
Speaker 1: Of course, you're giving me too much information at once.
Speaker 2: Hold right, right, let me slow down. And you said
Speaker 2: a Home Improvement, yes, with Tim Allen. Metroid Mania.
Speaker 1: You said Metroidvania.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Metroid like you go around and you fight dinosaurs
Speaker 2: with I'm not I can't stress this enough. This is
Speaker 2: very real.
Speaker 1: So he gets pulled back in time or something, I
Speaker 1: guess so, or dinods get pulled up in time, like
Speaker 1: oh the dinosaurs with with somehow with their dino tech.
Speaker 2: You never think about time traveling like a Jumanji sense,
Speaker 2: where like time is brought forward.
Speaker 1: You know, a jungle.
Speaker 3: That's so much lamor.
Speaker 2: Though it is, it's also kind of difficult to convey.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's easy convey.
Speaker 2: Okay, I guess I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you done it.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. I'm thinking of it, and you're
Speaker 3: not convey it. I've done it, like the day I
Speaker 3: can convey it.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, you in my apartment. That's crazy
Speaker 1: before it have you ever Jumanjid would be so annoying.
Speaker 3: If it's the line of my tiny ass, I'm doomed.
Speaker 2: Well, you might be safe because it's so cramped that
Speaker 2: the line, you like, I'm not used to this.
Speaker 1: I feel like the line would be terrified and cowering
Speaker 1: in a corner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so like I don't know what, what's that big
Speaker 2: white thing that's surrounding me?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, because I feel like it's like if
Speaker 3: a bear shows up, like with the way homes, because
Speaker 3: I'm being from the city of New York, right, you
Speaker 3: can run in a building and a bear can't get you.
Speaker 3: You're fine. You're like, oh, I'm gonna go behind this.
Speaker 3: This bear is not opening this door. Maybe no, it's
Speaker 3: not fitting in that all way. Definitely. It's not opening,
Speaker 3: it's not it's not getting.
Speaker 1: It's not doing anything. Why Why is that? Because it's metal,
Speaker 1: there's metal, it's metal, and it's so thin. A lot
Speaker 1: of those always not even away. If you're let's say
Speaker 1: a building, right, I'm going inside of a building, a building,
Speaker 1: You're done. What do you mean, like a hotel?
Speaker 3: A building? Like if I'm going into a building.
Speaker 2: Listen to me, a bear chases you into the bellagio,
Speaker 2: You're done.
Speaker 3: I'm not talking about a bolagia. I'm talking about an
Speaker 3: apartment building that's being in New York City.
Speaker 2: I know what you're talking about. I'm talking about the bolagia.
Speaker 3: Why I mentioned Yeah, can I get tell you my
Speaker 3: verse if you wish, But it means I guess so
Speaker 3: by all means to myself is crazy by all means,
Speaker 3: that's such a that's like Obama giving the mid.
Speaker 1: To himself, which is great by all means me.
Speaker 3: But like a building is a New York City, buildings
Speaker 3: you just have like front gates followed by like a
Speaker 3: little courtyard area like a'm fairly big compared to one
Speaker 3: that out here, and then like a metal door that
Speaker 3: there's like a prison door pretty much like with the
Speaker 3: glass and everything. So to get into one of those
Speaker 3: a bear is not getting me. I'm fine, you know,
Speaker 3: I can reset. I geet like, calm down, reset, But
Speaker 3: oh there's a bear out there unless I might hits
Speaker 3: the buzzer and it's like man and the bear just
Speaker 3: fucking grasp like a fucking hand.
Speaker 2: Have you ever sad one of them freight elevators with
Speaker 2: the guy doing the crank that ship's nuts.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't get that guy's powerful, that guy. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: feel like it.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing I remember seeing that when I
Speaker 2: was a kid and being like that can't be like
Speaker 2: he's clearly here for like show or.
Speaker 1: Like a fact or something. He is not pulling the
Speaker 1: full weight of it. Obviously there's no he's not clearly
Speaker 1: an elevator is at least two.
Speaker 3: If it's a freight elevator.
Speaker 1: It didn't say this as freights on it, So like
Speaker 1: he's not this not this realm squig didn't looking guy,
Speaker 1: A guy looks like you, but goes up and he's
Speaker 1: just like just easily just cranks it like he's slobbing
Speaker 1: on a knob.
Speaker 3: Totally drops it on the floor and he picks it up,
Speaker 3: but he takes a bunch of the concrete with him.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh my bad sor I wish I was that,
Speaker 1: Like you think black Smith? You think people that just
Speaker 1: black Smith? Yeah, that's what I thought that.
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm not going to say that because
Speaker 2: that's too stupid to say.
Speaker 1: Guess what, I got you, brot. I'll show your watch
Speaker 1: a little way you need. I got you. I'm there
Speaker 1: so you can arrive. That's crazy that that's just Will Smith.
Speaker 1: Then I guess that great Smith. But the new album
Speaker 1: do you see that? Yeah, he's rapping again. He is
Speaker 1: rapping again. I kept I kept seeing his reels and
Speaker 1: I'm just like, get out of here, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean like some one that he did with like
Speaker 2: Dak's Dak's flame, I think say Dax Shepherd was like,
Speaker 2: that's what that was what I was gonna say. But
Speaker 2: I realized I was wrong.
Speaker 1: That's flame that you know what Jack's flame is?
Speaker 3: Who on the internet doesn't know who das He doesn't
Speaker 3: you know Dax flames is?
Speaker 1: Is that a.
Speaker 2: Gonna say something?
Speaker 1: It's it's you guys. Were you anticipated it too much?
Speaker 3: That's flame is like when you flashed somebody already there
Speaker 3: like excited.
Speaker 1: Like you already know. They're like there's no point.
Speaker 2: DA's Flame is a feller and he's like he does
Speaker 2: comedy but it's like I don't I don't know if
Speaker 2: it's intentionally bad or what, but like it's it's like
Speaker 2: he's he's so authentically like I've met him in person
Speaker 2: and he is that cringe.
Speaker 1: He's awkward.
Speaker 2: He's like he's he's like he's very awkward.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like a awkwardness was into a person. Like actually,
Speaker 1: that's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: He did take tak with Will Smith and he's like,
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to your album and he goes like
Speaker 2: I'm looking forward to your next album as well.
Speaker 1: And that was how it. That was it.
Speaker 2: That's the whole thing. But that's how I learned that
Speaker 2: it will spit that album is through Dak's Flame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not excited. I've heard a few of the
Speaker 1: the jams that I I don't care.
Speaker 3: You know those album was, you know this album was.
Speaker 3: He caught me really my surprise. So I'm just like
Speaker 3: this is gonna trail into one of our other stories.
Speaker 3: I'm just on my computer and I have like whatever
Speaker 3: auto play going on? Right, I'm playing, I'm playing Rivals.
Speaker 3: I'm just like playing rivals, you know. Then I hear
Speaker 3: the song comes on really solid beat and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 3: it's like a nice soulful beat, and I'm like, all right, cool.
Speaker 3: Then I hear something, I'm like, who is this? I
Speaker 3: turned its Kanye's newest album.
Speaker 1: Oh, his album dropped. H I don't think you'd be
Speaker 1: platformed any further on anywhere else.
Speaker 3: So it was just on YouTube and I was just like, oh,
Speaker 3: because obviously my youth album knows that. For the sure,
Speaker 3: like at least seven years of my life, I was
Speaker 3: an insanely huge Kanye fan. Well, hey, I bet you're
Speaker 3: in seven seven years. Seven years is crazy, Like I've
Speaker 3: benefit of Congress. I was genuinely like seven, like seven eight.
Speaker 3: So until maybe two years ago, I was like maybe
Speaker 3: I woulda take a break from that.
Speaker 2: Until like six months ago. Ever since six minutes, ever
Speaker 2: since that White livest thing, I.
Speaker 1: Was like no, and I felt on my and I
Speaker 1: was like no matter, yay stop, not a white one
Speaker 1: everyone but the white one. Uh.
Speaker 3: The album for what I listened to maybe like the
Speaker 3: ten minutes of it.
Speaker 1: You gave it a shot. Yeah, yeah, I gave it
Speaker 1: a shot. Was I was just like, what is this?
Speaker 1: And where the did you go to? That island?
Speaker 2: So ridiculous? What a terrible, terrible musician?
Speaker 1: Was that real? Yeah? That's his song World War Three?
Speaker 1: You ever heard that song?
Speaker 2: That's where he says hard R Like, well, I don't know.
Speaker 2: He probably says it about he.
Speaker 1: Says, how could it be a Nazi if he's a
Speaker 1: if he's in hard R. I did not listen to that.
Speaker 3: I listen to this, to the new one where it's
Speaker 3: like it's got King of the Ring situation, but it's.
Speaker 1: You know you ever again horrible? I did not.
Speaker 3: I've been staying away from calling you, like purposefully, like
Speaker 3: it's hard for me listening to his music in my
Speaker 3: playlist anymore because I'm like, oh, that guy's dead, and
Speaker 3: I start getting sad, and then I put on like
Speaker 3: I don't know Griselda talking about selling drugs and killing
Speaker 3: people that are blind.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, shooting a blind person's crazy idea, and
Speaker 1: really it is because it's so much worse because now
Speaker 1: they're's hurting and in the dark.
Speaker 2: It's at least, I guess at least it's easy to
Speaker 2: get away with. It would be really typicult to like
Speaker 2: predict that would happen as a blind what bean wild
Speaker 2: to just like be moving throughout darkness and the just
Speaker 2: arraged that you couldn't even like like you know how
Speaker 2: like they walk around, they go and they like they echo, Okay, you.
Speaker 1: Know, yeah you're hanging out with farmer not just blind people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they don't like No, they click around, they click
Speaker 2: around and they screech a little bit.
Speaker 3: This motherfucker went to the area where the movie Descent
Speaker 3: was filmed, went down in that hole, was hanging out
Speaker 3: people down there, and he thought he was blind too
Speaker 3: for a.
Speaker 1: While, just so it was all dark. What's I'll let
Speaker 1: you get. I'll give you three guesses. Let's see about
Speaker 1: cave is about splunking?
Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know that Descent is pretty generic of
Speaker 2: a name, like it could be very literal, but that
Speaker 2: would be like if that'd be like office space.
Speaker 1: Well it is.
Speaker 3: I gave you the perfect Well, I gave you the
Speaker 3: perfect context prior so you were able to figure out
Speaker 3: that it's about the descending.
Speaker 1: That was a surprise.
Speaker 2: It could be like an elevator shaft or It's.
Speaker 1: Like, it's like, what are you saying that the potted
Speaker 1: about about? It's about a time that Irish people. It's
Speaker 1: about mainly Irish people, and and it's about moles and rats.
Speaker 1: And then they called it apart just because a bunch
Speaker 1: of people die.
Speaker 3: I like that the part. I like the party by
Speaker 3: the Tales of the the White Negro. Trying to start
Speaker 3: nominate among each other?
Speaker 2: What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: The descent?
Speaker 3: Is the sale of the White Negro? What's happening the descent?
Speaker 1: You know how they were? They were in both?
Speaker 2: Is that for some reason not.
Speaker 1: White senses the tale of a White Negro? Yes, because
Speaker 1: Irish people and people weren't white at first? The center?
Speaker 1: What are we talking about? Sorry? The descent? I said
Speaker 1: the scent because my brain's on a descent. It's the
Speaker 1: Tail of the White Negro? Is that a movie? But
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that. I need to.
Speaker 2: Are you trying to gas there's a movie?
Speaker 1: You guys so badly you believe that was a real thing.
Speaker 4: He's still there, no, because he's asked me like, do
Speaker 4: you think the decisions about a white black man? White
Speaker 4: negro believes there's like a film that went through certification,
Speaker 4: titled The Tale of the White Negro.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 3: I think I saw a movie that was literally about
Speaker 3: something like that. It needs to be you didn't.
Speaker 1: There's a movie I forgot the guy that played it
Speaker 1: is this not Vinyl black Man? So prison Break? Do
Speaker 1: you know that show? The main guy? There's two of
Speaker 1: them that about. That's what I guess.
Speaker 3: What's about. I'll give you three guesses.
Speaker 1: I'm scared to guess. I give you three.
Speaker 2: I'm scared if I get it wrong.
Speaker 1: You got three chances? Man is about a jail bust.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's a that's a the next stepisode of
Speaker 4: Jail Boss.
Speaker 1: There's some guy getting.
Speaker 2: And everybody's on the next episode, and then it just
Speaker 2: plays the next episode. But it's just a guy getting
Speaker 2: raw dogged on the bottom, like on the floor of
Speaker 2: the shower, like.
Speaker 1: Over the drain and people are shot ing and people
Speaker 1: trying not to look.
Speaker 2: He's calling the drain and then it's like the water
Speaker 2: is rising.
Speaker 1: And that's really sad that happens.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: Cheeks just.
Speaker 2: You hear it from.
Speaker 1: Underwater and he's that is that's outrageous. That is I
Speaker 1: had to even get that much like Torque and under one,
Speaker 1: like everything about it. The water isn't flooding out of
Speaker 1: this person. It's it's just all built up for some reason.
Speaker 1: He's creating like a cube like Adam's Cuban, keeping all
Speaker 1: the water and that's he's dogging.
Speaker 2: It stops at the bar.
Speaker 1: Man. This one is really fucking thing. Fucking guard just
Speaker 1: with like he just got like a fucking cinnamon or
Speaker 1: something as like payment to like look the other way.
Speaker 1: He just nothing. He feels bad, but he's eating the
Speaker 1: funk out of that man.
Speaker 2: This would have cost me seven whole dollarsta.
Speaker 1: This guy made it in his toilet, and its fucking
Speaker 1: richest made his toilet.
Speaker 3: You know, they'd be doing it. They'd be like, yeah,
Speaker 3: make wine. Know they'd be like they'd be like, hey, y'all,
Speaker 3: you know how we do it. We're gonna make it.
Speaker 3: We're gonna make a burrito out of out.
Speaker 1: Of blaize chips, pissing steel and it's a Marina burrito.
Speaker 1: At the grabs the bar, it starts, it's a burrito.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a actual brito.
Speaker 2: Kanye's an album, look like did you go to that island?
Speaker 2: That's how He also had a video as well that
Speaker 2: I saw, Uh that, I fucking I could not stop laughing.
Speaker 1: With academic of course, it just with actues. Yeah, such
Speaker 1: a bitch I saw.
Speaker 2: I didn't see the whole thing. I didn't see the
Speaker 2: whole thing. Okay, I saw one edited clip that was
Speaker 2: fucking hysterical to me because it was just like I
Speaker 2: skipped ten seconds into the Kanye episode or whatever, and
Speaker 2: it starts off and it's Kanye walking in and then
Speaker 2: it skips ten seconds and he's walking in with the
Speaker 2: fucking with the black get us. Yeah, yeah, that's what
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: So fucking crazy. It's funny that we talk about this, like, man,
Speaker 1: it sucks that that's that ship's all dripped out, looks cool.
Speaker 1: It sucks that it's associated with like fucking you know,
Speaker 1: a history of racism and violence. Then here comes this
Speaker 1: dumb asshole just strolling it like he's such a fucking asshole.
Speaker 2: Like it's it's it is kind of unreal.
Speaker 3: It's so I just I feel like he's trying to
Speaker 3: do a whole counter callding, but it's like Kanye's.
Speaker 1: It's past that now. Man, Just dude, like he's like, like.
Speaker 2: Did you work up with Fentes as well recently.
Speaker 1: Well, they met up again. Then they met up again, Yeah,
Speaker 1: like over the last week because it was a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago or something when he when they were
Speaker 1: when they're hanging out with Maleanopolis and then they went
Speaker 1: on Alex Jones and that was like, at that time
Speaker 1: was the fucking crescendo. We thought that was it. We're like,
Speaker 1: this is the craziest thing that's ever gonna happen. Crescendo anymore?
Speaker 1: Is his watch? Is this watching? It keeps popping up,
Speaker 1: so there is no true Climaxressando, I think, what do
Speaker 1: you think is gonna? What do you think is his end?
Speaker 1: What do you think is Do you think he's I
Speaker 1: think he's gonna kill himself. I think he's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if he's smart enough to do that.
Speaker 1: I think he's gonna. I think I think I think
Speaker 1: he's gonna. I think he is.
Speaker 3: I think it's gonna lead to like Kim full On
Speaker 3: being like you cannot be involved in your kids lives anymore,
Speaker 3: like Peter So.
Speaker 1: I think I think I think he's not there? Is
Speaker 1: it not there?
Speaker 3: He's at that point anymore?
Speaker 1: I think Uh. So he did an interview maybe a
Speaker 1: month or two ago with one of his friends, like
Speaker 1: it was a fresh new channel, and they put up
Speaker 1: the interview style was cool. It just it was just
Speaker 1: annoying because it was right where it was like it
Speaker 1: was interview and then it would cut to like behind
Speaker 1: the scenes of him making music. North was there, fucking
Speaker 1: like because she's North at this point, like twelve thirteen something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's so damn Yeah, she's starting to like so she
Speaker 1: started at that age now where like she get involved
Speaker 1: in music. She's starting to make music and stuff. So
Speaker 1: he's like involved. But it just fucked up that, like
Speaker 1: she's still young enough to where she hasn't like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I shouldn't. I shouldn't be anywhere near this guy,
Speaker 1: which is I would say this is kind of a
Speaker 1: failure on Kim technically, Well, Kim's probably I don't want
Speaker 1: to keep I would keep her from her father, but
Speaker 1: it's like, bro, your father is going through some ship
Speaker 1: in a way that maybe not to have their dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's that's why.
Speaker 5: That.
Speaker 1: Look, now I'm going to smoke Russian very much rushing. Actually,
Speaker 1: I'm going to smoke Houcka in your bathroom without asking. Bro,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have concept of a restaurant and then put
Speaker 1: all of my stupid food in it.
Speaker 2: That's so real, it's it's everything.
Speaker 1: We are here. You have to understand where we are.
Speaker 1: I've never seen that before. I've never I've never I've
Speaker 1: gone to different I've been in different countries, and then
Speaker 1: it like so like like say, oh, here's a fried
Speaker 1: chicken thing they didn't take and I'm gonna put dumplings
Speaker 1: in this ship, gonna me chick to understand where we are?
Speaker 1: I look, look, we are, we are.
Speaker 3: We are unfortunately landlocked by Armenians and.
Speaker 5: Chicken wings like gas sas. I don't know how might
Speaker 5: with all the same time, nobody does because they want
Speaker 5: the authentic recipe.
Speaker 1: They're like, I want I want to make Southern fried chicken,
Speaker 1: and then I want to have that place like I
Speaker 1: went to a place I want to make and Lithuania
Speaker 1: and it was fucking delicious.
Speaker 3: Couldn't I could not imagine I.
Speaker 2: Want to make I want to make our home dish
Speaker 2: blood fuckula the way my grandparents blood fuckula.
Speaker 3: I could not imagine going to anywhere in the gray
Speaker 3: areas of Europe, places that are not fully developed yet
Speaker 3: and eating food there and being like that was delicious.
Speaker 1: It can be delicious because I feel like it would
Speaker 1: be boiled. That's my point. They're respecting the recipe versus
Speaker 1: what's happening in this vicinity. Put put uh that whatever
Speaker 1: that beef we always eat, just put it on the pizza.
Speaker 3: I love them, like fusion foods, like I think.
Speaker 1: Fusion foods are. They can work sometimes, like I don't mind,
Speaker 1: like a text mex you know, yeah, sometimes it works.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I'm just confusing.
Speaker 1: Fried chicken, maybe a little some oh my god, al
Speaker 1: col zone. What's going on? Like what's happening? Absolutely absolutely
Speaker 1: amazing delivery. Aside from that that weird fucking yeah yeah
Speaker 1: whatever something is like dreadful, Yeah, whatever, something's bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's like a violin.
Speaker 1: It basically stole it from what was it the Chexist chainsaw?
Speaker 2: I think is that really?
Speaker 1: Well, so it's not the same sound, but I think
Speaker 1: that's where it was like pop popularized.
Speaker 2: There's this like so it's like derived from it. It's like,
Speaker 2: how like the Netflix thing, is Kevin Spacey counting his
Speaker 2: hand on the desk?
Speaker 1: Is that real?
Speaker 2: I'm not even Yeah, actually like there's this like there's
Speaker 2: a double advocate. No, there's a teaser for.
Speaker 1: Are you serious?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm dead serious. I found that. I found this
Speaker 2: out literally like yesterday.
Speaker 3: I thought it was a lower order thing.
Speaker 1: But just like it's not an edit, not even like
Speaker 1: they did hold on, So there's this isn't just a coincidence?
Speaker 1: Did you want a video? I say, what was this?
Speaker 2: No? I mean like it's like apparently did a white
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: Of cards is so dumb? Back in nineteen eighty and
Speaker 1: in nineteen.
Speaker 2: Eighty six, Kevin Spacey snapped the dog's neck in front
Speaker 2: of a Hollywood executive.
Speaker 1: I have a question.
Speaker 2: The executive was so impressed that he threw him right
Speaker 2: in the movie seven. Several years later, by the way,
Speaker 2: this like decade he remembered him from the dog.
Speaker 1: Well, that guy was crazy.
Speaker 6: That guy would jesse, he forget he blocks it out
Speaker 6: and then like a like a decade and a half later, Oh,
Speaker 6: that guy would be really believable as a psycho. I
Speaker 6: feel like, get have an Unusual Suspects now now.
Speaker 2: Uh every wait, yeah, how's the cards?
Speaker 1: That sounds heaven? Space?
Speaker 3: You do a Kevin space accent? Young men, so this
Speaker 3: is real.
Speaker 2: This is this I cannot I cannot explain enough how
Speaker 2: real this is. So this is like the end.
Speaker 1: I know, he does the like, actually, like that's the
Speaker 1: sound that I was given a little more.
Speaker 2: They were like, ah, I don't know if that's the
Speaker 2: actual sund swear, like it's it's like you you look.
Speaker 2: I mean, Wikipedia could lie again play the Netflix sound.
Speaker 2: So I guess the first thing is not the same
Speaker 2: exact scent, but it's like it's that audio clips sampled
Speaker 2: and then like you know, fucking I don't know, reverbed
Speaker 2: or fucking you know.
Speaker 1: So the one thing something, the one thing I wanna
Speaker 1: the one thing I want to know, and I guess
Speaker 1: it must have it, he said on Wikipedia.
Speaker 2: I mean I remember reading about it. I looked it
Speaker 2: up because I was like, there's no way.
Speaker 1: When did When was the first time they debuted the
Speaker 1: sound versus when that happened, because I feel like that's,
Speaker 1: you know, the first thing that.
Speaker 3: You would you out.
Speaker 1: The show.
Speaker 2: It's been a long that was like one I mean,
Speaker 2: that was one of the first Netflix shows.
Speaker 1: I remember watching it, like original Netflix, next Netflix, original
Speaker 1: original Netflix programming. Yeah, like Orange is New Black or cunching, jail,
Speaker 1: whatever you want to call it, counts with cots whatever.
Speaker 1: I think you wait, wait, wait a minute, I think
Speaker 1: you said that because I remember I remember coming back
Speaker 1: years ago, my my my friend calls the show you
Speaker 1: called the show cuts in jail, and I think you
Speaker 1: said cunts and cots, and I'm like, yeah, that sounds
Speaker 1: way better. Is better?
Speaker 3: I don't think that's because that's too inventive.
Speaker 1: And I mean I'm being honest.
Speaker 2: I mean, technically would be cunts on that would be
Speaker 2: grammatically correct. I guess never get in a cot.
Speaker 1: But then you can't get in a bed. We all say,
Speaker 1: you know that's true, Yeah, you can get in bed.
Speaker 1: I'm in bed right now.
Speaker 2: We should say, you should say struggling, Hey, what's going on?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm on my bed right yeah, on a
Speaker 1: bed right.
Speaker 2: Now, Sarah, I can't come out to your blood fuck
Speaker 2: you a cookout. I'm a famous Armenian dish. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't come out him on bed right now.
Speaker 1: I had a stupid thought like that yesterday where I
Speaker 1: sent Jojo a text saying that yeah, I guess not.
Speaker 3: Like I'm saying about Kanye. The album was better than
Speaker 3: I thought it would be, but one listened to it,
Speaker 3: so I turned it off. He's on, he's on, he's
Speaker 3: on sickle mode right now, he's on dummy mode. How
Speaker 3: many like Nazi references were there in the songs?
Speaker 1: Was there not references? When I remember, he just doesn't care. See,
Speaker 1: he's just he's just acclimated to because he puts on
Speaker 1: his clan suit and he's just like you know, playing
Speaker 1: his rivals and ship. He's got his webcam on the
Speaker 1: world plan and streaming. Ultimately a crazy scene. Imagine seeing
Speaker 1: that going on Twitch, seeing a dude in a clan suit,
Speaker 1: but you see black hands like he's killing it. He's
Speaker 1: going dummy. Imagine seeing that.
Speaker 2: I'm like the webcam UNO for three sixty the web
Speaker 2: remember that when they had webcam.
Speaker 1: I don't remember the webcams.
Speaker 2: Udo game for the three sixty that allowed for like
Speaker 2: the three sixty video camera thing supports.
Speaker 1: It would be like video poker and audio. Interesting.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And it was just a lot of people jerking.
Speaker 1: On that ship. That ship was not like we were
Speaker 1: not prepared. Of course, we were opening a door. We
Speaker 1: opened a door to darkness and then things were in
Speaker 1: the hands on. Somebody was like stop and you were like, nah,
Speaker 1: we fluck it open in a month turned into like,
Speaker 1: what was it? Chat roulette essentially?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah basically you know, I mean like
Speaker 2: I can't wait to play a reverse and then you
Speaker 2: seem fucking you know, like four eighty p testes.
Speaker 3: Nothing was better than the idea of go on chat Roulette,
Speaker 3: seeing some guy beating off and I'm like, you're gross
Speaker 3: and he calls me the N word and I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: I'm I guess I'm the bad one.
Speaker 1: It was crazy, man. There were some dudes on there
Speaker 1: with hogs and like, I get it, I know why
Speaker 1: you're doing this blunderbust. I was just like it's absurd,
Speaker 1: like absurd fucking mouth looks like a funnel like that.
Speaker 1: It would be very inconvenient. Yeah, and imagine it. It
Speaker 1: just gets wider as you get harder. Like is that
Speaker 1: how it works, dude?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it gets like slimmer, and the slimmer gets slimmer
Speaker 2: at the base and then wider.
Speaker 1: That's crazy, like a tulip if that helps you that
Speaker 1: kind of like that's dangerous because like if the girls like, hey,
Speaker 1: get out, get out of get out of me, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh, I can't, I can't. I'm I'm locked in.
Speaker 1: I'm got to finish first, and then you might catch
Speaker 1: a case.
Speaker 3: Remember senior year right, senior year one of the one
Speaker 3: of our one of our super police officers. I was
Speaker 3: cool with him because you know, I didn't want to
Speaker 3: get in trouble.
Speaker 2: So you know what I did is a good relationships
Speaker 2: with the police.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I made sure the allergy guy his security guard.
Speaker 1: But he had a gun, so I don't know. He
Speaker 1: was an OP.
Speaker 3: So I was like, I was there and I was like, Okay,
Speaker 3: for some reason, what's up?
Speaker 1: Thought?
Speaker 2: I was looking on the back of your shirt for
Speaker 2: a Blue Lives Matter stick.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, no chokes, son, but I should slap on
Speaker 1: it without it. That was a media That was what
Speaker 1: I thought, you know, totally that was me. That was
Speaker 1: that was me sending hatred at you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Wait, I'm sorry, go ahead. There was
Speaker 2: something else? Wait what I was just wondering if there
Speaker 2: was anything else that is so fund up? This is mess.
Speaker 2: If there was anything else that we were supposed to
Speaker 2: talk about before.
Speaker 1: We moved what? Oh you actually played a little bit
Speaker 1: of Sazzin's creed. Yeah, what are you feelings. It's a
Speaker 1: little grungey to me, like a little like not polished grungy,
Speaker 1: like like the environment or the gall any places. Like
Speaker 1: a lot of times where it's like I'm trying to
Speaker 1: play and her name is I don't know, I guess
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of the ghost game. Then they're kind of
Speaker 1: getting mixed up of my brains Asian woman. So but
Speaker 1: I was just saying curious, but I.
Speaker 3: Was playing, and like, there's a lot of moments where
Speaker 3: I'm trying to like run away from somebody, but I'm
Speaker 3: like going in the grass and then hopping on things.
Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I'm just trying to jump over a
Speaker 1: ledge and get it. That's a problem, Like, yeah, for sure,
Speaker 1: Like the beginning where you where you gotta go with
Speaker 1: the box and then I just ran out. I didn't
Speaker 1: use any park I did do. I just ran away
Speaker 1: out of the tour. I didn't find anybody. I didn't
Speaker 1: look anything. I climbed the ladder. There was a guy
Speaker 1: coming battery. I went through him on the ladder somehow.
Speaker 1: And yeah, yeah, that clipping.
Speaker 2: I've seen that in everything.
Speaker 1: That's just funny. It's so weird. There's there's a few
Speaker 1: that there's a few games that don't want like you
Speaker 1: do that. Usually the guy will climb right back up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and there's some games where actually they can. I can't
Speaker 1: think I was playing something where they they can knock
Speaker 1: you off those games, if they.
Speaker 2: Ever think about those things, like you can choose that
Speaker 2: ship because you can just get on the ladder, and
Speaker 2: then they just can't.
Speaker 1: They just can't go down. There's sometimes like where you know,
Speaker 1: because they have a friendly fire, and so I'll go
Speaker 1: up a ladder and then motherfuckers are trying to slash.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're all hitting each other and they'll kill themselves.
Speaker 1: That's always a nice says they have that if they
Speaker 1: have that available, if they have friendly fire available, which
Speaker 1: is great. Yeah, I love when enemies and kill themselves.
Speaker 1: It's like fantastic.
Speaker 3: But then you do that part and then you go
Speaker 3: to a flashback of learning how to play the game
Speaker 3: when you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's when he was talking about that. I
Speaker 1: was talking about that. The game.
Speaker 2: The most egregious one for me was like you know
Speaker 2: that meditation game where it's.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, you gotta do the little mini games, and it.
Speaker 2: Took me back to a flashback where I learned how
Speaker 2: to do the meditation.
Speaker 1: I was like, brother, I just I just think that here, dude,
Speaker 1: I something feels like wrong, Like this wasn't supposed to
Speaker 1: happen like the way that those things. It doesn't because
Speaker 1: like playing even when I played Valhalla or Odyssey, nothing
Speaker 1: like that happened. There was no like, say, the pacing
Speaker 1: was so fucking dog shit and just weird. Yeah, this
Speaker 1: genuinely feels like something. It almost feels like if we
Speaker 1: remove a thread, the whole thing is gonna collapse. It's
Speaker 1: been and we have to keep this in here.
Speaker 2: It feels like it's been a restructured to high hell,
Speaker 2: you know, like it's just like this was originally like
Speaker 2: a linear thing. Yeah, and then they were like, ah, fuck, uh,
Speaker 2: we gotta pat out the open world thing. Let's just
Speaker 2: put the the old let's put like some of the
Speaker 2: old story in the flashbacks. And he's like, do you
Speaker 2: need that?
Speaker 1: It's like, I don't know it real truckman. They consulted
Speaker 1: him like, hey man, your your game's are doing really well,
Speaker 1: Like what should we do with this? He's like, it's
Speaker 1: really linear slashed out. I get it, but how about
Speaker 1: doing a tutorial after you've already figured out to play
Speaker 1: the game?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about what if we had an editorial at
Speaker 2: the end of the game, what do you make somebody gay?
Speaker 1: Just to remind you, I gotta say playing as a
Speaker 1: playing as yask is fucking hilarious because he's a brutal.
Speaker 1: He's brutal. His his fucking brutal assassinations or whatever. They're like,
Speaker 1: he doesn't he doesn't, he can't. He can't stealf assassinating people,
Speaker 1: even though I find it stupid, but I understand as
Speaker 1: him being a warrior. What do if you want to
Speaker 1: call him samurai? Like you know, I guess he technically
Speaker 1: is in this game like already and yeah, yeah he's
Speaker 1: a samurai. Even the Japanese like he's a samurai or whatever.
Speaker 1: I'm not even talking about a historical sense. I was like,
Speaker 1: I don't like, I was like, oh, I imagine that
Speaker 1: within this story he was definitely like, this is your
Speaker 1: position now, and not like he needs to build up
Speaker 1: towards it or anything. He just wouldn't do I guess assassinations.
Speaker 1: I guess it's like dishonorable, I guess to him. So
Speaker 1: it's it's so fucking like, what is the point of this.
Speaker 1: If it's just funny, there's no point of it. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sneak up to this guy and kill him
Speaker 1: loud and violently so everybody hears it. It really is.
Speaker 1: Have you guys I'm black as well, when I'm very black,
Speaker 1: look at me.
Speaker 3: He's so much bigger and stronger than all these small
Speaker 3: Asian people that he is flellinging across room.
Speaker 1: Kick does a lot of damage to if you if
Speaker 1: you level it up. Yeah, can you kick horses? No
Speaker 1: you can't. You can't focus on that would be hilarious.
Speaker 1: And them flying and dude, I sent I sent dude
Speaker 1: flying because he hit he hit a fence and it
Speaker 1: gave him a little extra like spin like that that
Speaker 1: the Titanic propella guy. Yeah, yeah, it was like that.
Speaker 1: I always think about that guy, that guy he had
Speaker 1: a titan You put that in there. Yeah, it was
Speaker 1: so unnecessarily so funny.
Speaker 2: It was It's just like, why was she like this
Speaker 2: is so I know it's dire or whatever, but that
Speaker 2: or whatever, that animation is hysterical no matter what the context.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they made they made it much less dire by
Speaker 1: doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they might as well have done like like like
Speaker 2: you know, ridiculous, like like a three Stooges anyway, Welcome
Speaker 2: young kids, Welcome younger people listening to the show. I
Speaker 2: think that was a three Stooges reference for some reason.
Speaker 3: The way he kicks these people insane or the club
Speaker 3: when he is club someone, then they're definitely after that
Speaker 3: first hit.
Speaker 1: And I actually haven't gotten a club yet. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't have the club. I was watch people getting
Speaker 1: I'm watching those big dudes. Have you so have you
Speaker 1: had somebody ring the bell yet? Yeah? So I just
Speaker 1: want to see what happens. And like four of those
Speaker 1: club guys showed up at once for me because I
Speaker 1: was I was in an area that I shouldn't be in.
Speaker 1: I saw somebody complaining in the review about this. They
Speaker 1: were mad, and I'm like, I like this. I like
Speaker 1: because basically it's like me going to ultra hard mode
Speaker 1: where I'm like, oh, I have I am level twelve
Speaker 1: or something, and I'm gonna go where it says twenty six.
Speaker 1: And then I'm there. I go into a castle and
Speaker 1: the garrison or whatever. I let them ring the bell
Speaker 1: and these four of them show up and they don't
Speaker 1: have the skull on their heads. Yeah, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: this is so stupid, and then I just like to
Speaker 1: see how long I can last. But yeah, it's just
Speaker 1: it's like, uh, I imagine Souls Born people could appreciate that,
Speaker 1: maybe not the whole game itself, but just the gauntlet
Speaker 1: of seeing if these people's asses when you're not.
Speaker 2: Surprised to be able to go ahead of like, you know,
Speaker 2: going to like that you're not gonna survive this right right.
Speaker 1: When they do. That's what Because even you know, some
Speaker 1: people they're like, oh, I hate when things are gated off,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, hey man, even some of the most
Speaker 1: celebrated games, like Dark Souls, there are places that you
Speaker 1: cannot traverse until you you got to kill the You
Speaker 1: gotta kill these four the four big batti here and
Speaker 1: go here. And I'm like, well, yeah, even I'm like, guys,
Speaker 1: a lot of games do this. So you know, even
Speaker 1: if they do do it, it's not the end of
Speaker 1: the world. But if they let you go anywhere, that's
Speaker 1: fucking awesome.
Speaker 3: I like, because I end up killing them somehow, and
Speaker 3: I'm way too overlevel for the games part. I'm in
Speaker 3: where you are. I always do that shit, I always
Speaker 3: kill somebody I shouldn't or some fucked means like instigating
Speaker 3: some sort of game breaking hack that will kill them.
Speaker 3: And then I'm like, oh nice, I'm level fourteen, three
Speaker 3: minutes into the game, and I run around and just
Speaker 3: terrorize people.
Speaker 1: You know. I like about these games is, uh, you
Speaker 1: don't have to They don't lock you into side quest
Speaker 1: for you in order to kill like important side people.
Speaker 1: Like say, I just on accident killed these two really
Speaker 1: important ronans and it didn't like I didn't get any back.
Speaker 1: I didn't get any information, no intel from my fucking
Speaker 1: Ninja people or whatever. I didn't. You know, you're supposed
Speaker 1: to like find stuff and discovery. Oh now I know
Speaker 1: where they are. I'm a little confront of them. I
Speaker 1: just killed them on accident. And then it's like it
Speaker 1: goes to the that screen where it turns white and
Speaker 1: then like you you like, oh, you defeated them, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh oops. I was like, I killed like
Speaker 1: two of the big ones, and I'm like, well, I
Speaker 1: don't even know anything about them, so I'm missing out
Speaker 1: on the story. But it's fine. It's funny how you
Speaker 1: can just oh, like, oh this person is unavailable until
Speaker 1: you do this path or like you can kill.
Speaker 2: I was doing that Assassin's creat I was like, so
Speaker 2: I just assassinated some random guy and it is like
Speaker 2: your main one of your main targets is down.
Speaker 1: Exactly What the fuck was this exactly? That's what what
Speaker 1: I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: No, I love I love that ship, but that more things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hilarious, its funny, it's funny as fuck, or like, oh,
Speaker 1: really important person like killed them on acts Like it's
Speaker 1: almost like.
Speaker 2: A reverse Nemesis system, where like it just implies that
Speaker 2: you have a relationship with You're like I don't remember him, Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like what.
Speaker 1: The fuck did this person do with me? He was
Speaker 1: Theodore the Orc. Yeah, this, I mean, this is kind
Speaker 1: of like the closest to a nemousis system that you
Speaker 1: can get without it doing the actual magnetic thing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I love them. That was one of my favorite aspects
Speaker 1: of any video game. Yeah, it's really cool and I
Speaker 1: find it funny. That is crazy, like when two people
Speaker 1: when someone had to kill somebody. When I was like
Speaker 1: doing that like forty minute fight with that one guy,
Speaker 1: what I was in it over?
Speaker 2: I was under levels, I went to some place I
Speaker 2: was doing some forty minute fight with his like this
Speaker 2: org in in uh Middle Earth or whatever, and then
Speaker 2: he like we were whittling each other down for like
Speaker 2: a while, and then he got the upper handed some
Speaker 2: other fucking dude like before he executed me, like cut
Speaker 2: him in the fucking you know, stabbed him in the
Speaker 2: back round.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he's like, you're in my bitching. I saved you.
Speaker 3: And then another one killed that guy when he was
Speaker 3: about to kill you too, like happening.
Speaker 1: Well, betrayals, you can get like oh no, well we not,
Speaker 1: let's not follows work together and killed this guy. That's cool,
Speaker 1: that's cool. I like that there was parts where the
Speaker 1: enemies would never stop spawning, so you can do forever
Speaker 1: combos like I would do. You know how you just
Speaker 1: keep chanting it together, not just getting thousands of hits,
Speaker 1: just why would they keep fightingcase is fun, That's what's
Speaker 1: so funny. I'm like, at a certain point you have
Speaker 1: to be like, Okay, this guy's indestructible and he's gonna care.
Speaker 2: That's what I think about, Like with the g t A,
Speaker 2: when like it's like, well it seems like he's like
Speaker 2: six hundred cops and perished in this hallway.
Speaker 1: There's a pile of bodies.
Speaker 2: I wonder if I might be the one to snap this.
Speaker 1: He's the hero. I have to remember Carl Winslow shows
Speaker 1: up and he's like I'm gonna get it. Is like Carl,
Speaker 1: you dumb black bitch, and I shoot him. I always
Speaker 1: treat him like I would call him Carl. The moment
Speaker 1: I saw was like, that's Carl Winslow, and I would
Speaker 1: always kill him immediately. Three stars and he has a shotgun.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: I do love it. If I would terrorize, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I would go like in like one random turn pike,
Speaker 1: get a card bar everything off. There's be a bunch
Speaker 1: of cars in the way, and I would just a
Speaker 1: lot of hours like get read there. When you just
Speaker 1: going a gun shop, you walking, blow the gun or
Speaker 1: head off first immediately you don't even talk to him walking,
Speaker 1: immediately shoot him and you get behind it thing and
Speaker 1: you're like, all right, funnel in a blast them. I
Speaker 1: like getting the incendiary AMMO because it'll set like everything
Speaker 1: on fire. So unfortunately the horses get it to in
Speaker 1: like Red Dead, But like you know in in regular
Speaker 1: g t A, it's it's just the cops the swat,
Speaker 1: they're all on fire. I do that whatever.
Speaker 3: Whenever the laws have to be up over it and
Speaker 3: catch the fire themselves, they do whenever this is fucked up.
Speaker 3: But whenever I'm like whenever I'm getting chased by the
Speaker 3: pinkertons and like that, I do shot gun the horses
Speaker 3: so they fall off the horses.
Speaker 1: Sometimes you kind of have to because they're terrorizing you
Speaker 1: with the horse. You gotta you gotta, I get the
Speaker 1: thing down. I'm like, it's okay, twink. I wouldn't shoot
Speaker 1: you with a shotgun, and I'd go out there. But
Speaker 1: like in freaking Online Granda Online, for the two weeks
Speaker 1: I played it, I would dog tie people, tie them,
Speaker 1: then I would go and shoot their horses, and then
Speaker 1: I would drag them places where there's water and I
Speaker 1: would just leave them in the water.
Speaker 2: That was actually psychotic.
Speaker 1: I don't think I haven't put that much method on
Speaker 1: the next thing. I mean, I believe it.
Speaker 3: You can get out of it too, if you if
Speaker 3: you quickly switch to your knife.
Speaker 1: But people don't do that. People aren't smart enough. So
Speaker 1: what I do is I just throw dragons when I
Speaker 1: let him drown, and it's like bro, your horse is
Speaker 1: gone and you're about the dragon have fun? All right?
Speaker 1: Well on that and I'm really, is there anything else?
Speaker 1: Like topic wise?
Speaker 2: I remember, I feel like I haven't seen.
Speaker 1: Anything one thing, one thing left. Here's a little drama
Speaker 1: unraveling in the YouTube community that I thought was interesting
Speaker 1: because I only found out about this. A lot of
Speaker 1: people didn't know that there was a lawsuit going on
Speaker 1: between this guy, Carl Jobs. He's this I think he's Australian.
Speaker 1: That's Australian YouTuber, maybe that he normally makes video videos
Speaker 1: about speed runs and really like impossible feats and games
Speaker 1: and so at a certain point when he started seeing
Speaker 1: that calling people out for cheating and whatnot and games
Speaker 1: and claiming to have all this fake bullshit like trying
Speaker 1: to blow up, So we started focusing on that quite
Speaker 1: a bit. And one of the biggest, one of his
Speaker 1: biggest targets was a guy named a guy named Bill
Speaker 1: Mitchell that he claimed to have like the Donkey Kong
Speaker 1: like Arcade machine score and pac Man and all this stuff,
Speaker 1: and Carl Jobs went on a crusade essentially to prove
Speaker 1: that this guy is a fucking liar like Bill Mitchell's
Speaker 1: a liar, and there was another YouTuber, nam Apollo Legend
Speaker 1: that was doing the same thing, and so what happened
Speaker 1: is Bill Mitchell was suing I think a Polo Legend
Speaker 1: or like Seasons, just doing stuff like that, like defamation
Speaker 1: type stuff. And around that time when that stelf was happening,
Speaker 1: that YouTuber Polo Legend offed himself. He like for whatever,
Speaker 1: I guess, you know, he's just had a lot of
Speaker 1: mental health issues. And Carl Jobs was friends with that guy,
Speaker 1: a Paulo Legend. So what happened was Carl was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is your fault, Bill, and went hard on the pain,
Speaker 1: just accusing him like you your law stuit. All the
Speaker 1: stuff that you're doing caused Paulo Legend to off himself,
Speaker 1: and so Bill Mitchell took Carl to court for defamation.
Speaker 1: But the thing is, and this is the thing, I
Speaker 1: didn't know because I've only seen maybe like four or
Speaker 1: five of us Carl's videos. I saw one about like
Speaker 1: this chick was lying about Monster Hunter. I saw talking
Speaker 1: about the completion or whatever like Mudahar was involved or
Speaker 1: some shit. I've seen just a handful of them. So
Speaker 1: I didn't know anything about this law suit until yesterday,
Speaker 1: and I started watching some videos getting all the gist
Speaker 1: of it and everything, and there was a court case
Speaker 1: and it was live, it was streamed and everything, and
Speaker 1: a lot of his fans were really surprised that it
Speaker 1: had anything to do with this guy Apollo legend. That
Speaker 1: because the whole defamation Bill Mitchell was suing Carl Jokes
Speaker 1: for being like, you're accusing me of causing the death
Speaker 1: of Apollo legend, where there's no evidence of that. As
Speaker 1: a matter of fact, that Apollo legend left a list
Speaker 1: of reasons why he did what he did and there
Speaker 1: was people involved with it, and Bill wasn't on there
Speaker 1: at all. And Apollo's siblings said like, yeah, I had
Speaker 1: nothing to do with Bill, And allegedly what was said
Speaker 1: in the court case was that even after that was proven,
Speaker 1: Bill was like, hey, man, like leave me alone. Carl
Speaker 1: kept talking about it, kind of like having a vandetta.
Speaker 1: He went way too hard on the paint, way too far,
Speaker 1: so then he got sued. Never mentioned the guy Apollo
Speaker 1: legend in any of his videos Carl talking about the
Speaker 1: lawsuit and everything, so everyone assumed that he was just
Speaker 1: getting sued specifically about oh, you're accusing this guy of cheating,
Speaker 1: and so everyone thought it was that, and everyone thought like, oh, well,
Speaker 1: you should easily crush this guy because you proved in
Speaker 1: time and time again that he is cheating and he
Speaker 1: has fake scores. But it was never about that. So
Speaker 1: if you look at the comments sections on Carl's tweet
Speaker 1: and then people are talking about on YouTube, they're like,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, this nigga was lying to us the
Speaker 1: entire time when it was about this accusations of oh,
Speaker 1: you caused his death. And so people saw the court
Speaker 1: case and they saw it live streamed, and Carl lost
Speaker 1: and has to pay almost like five hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 1: and damage, and so jesus, I just saw it, like
Speaker 1: I saw the comments on himself, like what the hell
Speaker 1: is this a who about? I didn't know what any
Speaker 1: of this was, and I started reading the comments, and
Speaker 1: people are like, yeah, maybe you shouldn't accuse people of like,
Speaker 1: you know, saying, hey, this dude killed himself because of this,
Speaker 1: you know, like maybe you should have some self reflection
Speaker 1: because and so people were kind of a little bit
Speaker 1: weirded out, and I think they're having kind of like
Speaker 1: a moral dilemma because they always thought Carl was like
Speaker 1: a really good guy and he's doing really great work
Speaker 1: in the community and the gaming industry. But now with
Speaker 1: their like I saw people saying I've watched all of
Speaker 1: his videos keeping over with the court case and he
Speaker 1: never mentioned a Paula legend once, and I'm like, that's really.
Speaker 1: I was like, really, that sounds insane to me.
Speaker 3: I don't look, man, I my brain is so removed
Speaker 3: from the drama aspect of concentration because I feel like
Speaker 3: there's it's unfortunately, drama is the best way to tunes
Speaker 3: algorithm nowadays. Unfortunately it's hard work don't matter no more.
Speaker 1: It don't matter. It's always been quick, easy videos about
Speaker 1: shitting on somebody.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter how much time you put into a video.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter sitting down and editing for forty hours.
Speaker 3: But a half an hour video out, somebody's going to
Speaker 3: be like this new thing got revealed and it's gay.
Speaker 3: And then there's a black woman in a game in
Speaker 3: New York. I thought there were only Jews there, Like,
Speaker 3: it's gonna be shit like that, this is gonna ruin it.
Speaker 3: So it's like, look, man, I think, look, you he
Speaker 3: can't deny that. Maybe making that video. The faming that
Speaker 3: guy didn't help his metal situation, Like that's undeniable, you know,
Speaker 3: like that it may not have been like the reason why,
Speaker 3: but it definitely didn't be like, you know what, that's
Speaker 3: the reason why I shouldn't kill myself.
Speaker 1: The problem is like the Carl didn't have any evidence
Speaker 1: that like, oh it definitely was because of this. Of
Speaker 1: course that's how he's the problem, and it's it's just
Speaker 1: it's unfortunate that the dude did what he did and
Speaker 1: also had like I guess notes or he had whatever,
Speaker 1: and it didn't link to Bill at all, which is
Speaker 1: that's really crazy to me. Where even though because I
Speaker 1: bet Bill did probably contribute to the stress, you know,
Speaker 1: but it probably wasn't. The main motivator is probably some
Speaker 1: deeper stuff that you know that we don't know about
Speaker 1: because I don't even know who a Paula legend is.
Speaker 1: I just I just know, oh he was he was
Speaker 1: in the same realm as a car where they would
Speaker 1: talk about the the what do you call it, like uh,
Speaker 1: speed running and stuff like that, yeah, or all that
Speaker 1: type of ship and uh yeah, I mean it's just weird.
Speaker 1: Though there's always there is something like because he made
Speaker 1: a ton of videos on Bill Mitchell Carl And there
Speaker 1: is one thing that I always it almost never fails,
Speaker 1: Like when you see people kind of go hard on
Speaker 1: the pain on like one person, like as if there's
Speaker 1: like a vendette or something, right, there's always a level
Speaker 1: of like projection. There's always something like, uh, there's always
Speaker 1: something behind that man. It's like a I saw recently
Speaker 1: the quartering, the quarterings and financial No unfortunately not because
Speaker 1: he made millions, you know, doing the grift, but then
Speaker 1: he like a fucking genius, the Courting like a genius
Speaker 1: started a coffee company because that's what all the conservatives
Speaker 1: are doing. They like they're all I just I just
Speaker 1: found out about that Black Rifles one. I was watching
Speaker 1: a stream and they're rifling off all of the like
Speaker 1: seven all of them. They literally all have coffee companies,
Speaker 1: but they're all attached to like, you know, anti woke stuff.
Speaker 1: So that's how you sell it. Courting was thought he
Speaker 1: was trying to be cute, I being I'm gonna do
Speaker 1: it very political. I'm gonna have an any political kid.
Speaker 1: So it's called Coffee Brand Coffee. That's the name. Coffee
Speaker 1: Brand Coffee.
Speaker 2: First of all, that's that's terrible. I just also, Jeremy,
Speaker 2: go down. Your political coffee is just normal coffee, normal coffee.
Speaker 2: But I did that you would even say it, Well,
Speaker 2: I need a political knowing the guy that you know,
Speaker 2: he spins his entirety shitting on pre Larsen, which is
Speaker 2: the you know, kind of my point of the crazy
Speaker 2: obsession Vendetta.
Speaker 1: They had a Brie Larsen like something. Is he even
Speaker 1: a comic book fan? Is he like a fan of
Speaker 1: that stuff? I personally think. Personally, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think the only thing that he was actually a
Speaker 1: fan of was an MPTG. That was the only thing.
Speaker 1: Of course, he's a magic. Of course he's a magic.
Speaker 1: He got banned because of that. That that situation that happened. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't remember what it was though, I barely remember.
Speaker 1: A guy attacked ter Rest attacked Jerby. I like, I
Speaker 1: thought that was so funny. I like magic. A lot
Speaker 1: of magic fans suck, so I like magic a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, all right, last thing I
Speaker 2: heard was he's Australian, So can you repeat that.
Speaker 3: Let's go to the question questions.
Speaker 1: Joe in nineteen ninety three. In July the fourth of
Speaker 1: July nineteen ninety Carl.
Speaker 2: Jobs was born in a middle class.
Speaker 3: Why aren't they more? Like, like why the more black
Speaker 3: video essay makers? Like, where are we at in that
Speaker 3: kind of space?
Speaker 1: There's so so far, Like the biggest one right now
Speaker 1: is FD. You know, he has a very specific lane
Speaker 1: of stuff that he's.
Speaker 3: Signifier makes me so mad because he's so right about
Speaker 3: some things and he says something and I'm like, you fucking,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you fucking you're so.
Speaker 1: Black, bro? What is that so like dumbly black? Where
Speaker 1: it's like you were you were? Just I understand, I understand,
Speaker 1: Like I just I appreciate. I appreciate his his ability
Speaker 1: to go into decipher things actually being a sort of
Speaker 1: positive voice. Yeah, getting, I'm getting, I'm getting there into like.
Speaker 3: The focus of the younger black community, helping them kind
Speaker 3: of unroote and detached from these very unhealthy political and
Speaker 3: like religious mentalities. But at the same time, it's like
Speaker 3: his he almost has a black exclusionary mentality where I'm like, bro,
Speaker 3: that is still stupid.
Speaker 1: Can you give me like an example, is there something
Speaker 1: in here? The way he talks about white rappers in general.
Speaker 1: I'm like, my guy, like, what, oh, because he doesn't
Speaker 1: like mc miller something.
Speaker 3: He doesn't like mc miller, And I think that's great.
Speaker 3: I think, I just I can understand why you might
Speaker 3: not like him, But I think.
Speaker 2: Oh, he doesn't.
Speaker 1: I thought he did. I thought he respected him. He
Speaker 1: respect respect. I know, I remember him talking about LP,
Speaker 1: like he actually really respects LP. How can you not
Speaker 1: if you're a rap fan.
Speaker 3: Well, but but he's he's white as ship. I mean
Speaker 3: he's yes, he's LP is white as fuck. But he's
Speaker 3: also like he lived the niggas experience. That makes sense.
Speaker 1: I know, It's like he lives fathered in man.
Speaker 3: I guess he's like he's like, there's the reason why
Speaker 3: like Puerto Ricans from New York and say nigga and
Speaker 3: no one gets mad, even the ones that definitely aren't black.
Speaker 3: It's like LP feels.
Speaker 1: Way less like quote unquote Shoehorn than like say an
Speaker 1: Eminem does in a way that some people, which is
Speaker 1: still stupid, but yeah, understand what you mean. It's just
Speaker 1: it's it's not even Eminem's fault. It's it's really it's
Speaker 1: his accent that's really the biggest problem that he has
Speaker 1: really in my opinion, yes, yes, the way that because
Speaker 1: it makes him feel shoehorned. But that's what I get.
Speaker 1: What you mean, I get the perception of people that
Speaker 1: don't mane to me. So here here's the problem. Here's
Speaker 1: the problem. Most people develop their accents from their parents,
Speaker 1: from one or the other. It's just like, you can
Speaker 1: be British living in America. Like say Michael Bisbee, the
Speaker 1: former UFC champion middleweight. He has kids in America. He
Speaker 1: lives in America, and he has a British you know,
Speaker 1: his wife's British, his kids have British accents.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, It's not crazy.
Speaker 1: That is literally do you remember how you learn English language?
Speaker 2: Story about like do you remember that story about like
Speaker 2: a bunch of little kids were in the US were
Speaker 2: getting British accents because they were watching Peppa Pig so much.
Speaker 2: They were like, this is this is real kids like
Speaker 2: the Midwest with like vaguely British accents.
Speaker 3: I guess that makes sense. Like for me, particularly my
Speaker 3: person that raised me, speaks two different languages. I don't
Speaker 3: have a Spanish accent and I don't have a Caribbean accent.
Speaker 1: How like they like, because I guess it's from my experience.
Speaker 3: My grandma speaks patois like when she speaks English is
Speaker 3: patoas pretty much, so I guess. And when she speaks Spanish,
Speaker 3: he speaks Spanish.
Speaker 1: Like every day. So this is one thing that I've
Speaker 1: This is one thing that I like. The people that
Speaker 1: spend it's not even like a I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to. I want to differentiate. I don't want to
Speaker 1: say it's like, oh, bad parenting or anything. It's people
Speaker 1: that spend a significant amount of time with their parents
Speaker 1: in a way that say tea, he didn't raise them
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 3: I mean sure, I mean like we're of the we're
Speaker 3: of the TV raising generation.
Speaker 1: That is like one of my friends, Uh, he's he's
Speaker 1: his accent is like boring Western American dialect, but his
Speaker 1: parents are thick Spanish accents, you know, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: through Mexico. But they spend no time. They threw him
Speaker 1: in elementary school and then he just watched a bunch
Speaker 1: of television, so he learned English that way. So he
Speaker 1: doesn't he doesn't sound like them. But usually the people
Speaker 1: that like learn from like uh, they'll learn uh like
Speaker 1: it's just like I guess, it just depends on like
Speaker 1: the time that you spend developing where you're developing your language.
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess it does. It depends on whosed
Speaker 1: to in a way that in a way that I guess.
Speaker 1: What I'm trying to say is it's clear that Eminem
Speaker 1: mostly developed his uh, you know, his dialect through his friends,
Speaker 1: people around him. Yeah, people around him, and not whatever
Speaker 1: the fuck is mom's name? I forgot uh him, No,
Speaker 1: I don't remember what oh, what does it doesn't matter,
Speaker 1: mismaters whatever the that bit jam but rather than the
Speaker 1: woman that he doesn't like very much, so they probably
Speaker 1: just been I don't know what's going on with the dad.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about. I just don't.
Speaker 3: That was present as I was present at all. Eminem,
Speaker 3: the guy that's nearly my dad's age, My dad say, Dad,
Speaker 3: he's actually black, then technically exactly black, completely vindicated. I
Speaker 3: think it's I think people don't.
Speaker 2: I don't even dropped like a like a bleach fu
Speaker 2: by accident.
Speaker 3: I think the people that don't like macus I guess
Speaker 3: because Mac is like very white boy, and he doesn't
Speaker 3: he doesn't try to not be I feel.
Speaker 1: It's exactly what. That's what I respect about him.
Speaker 3: I think he just like to be and I think
Speaker 3: he goes through like he went through a very like
Speaker 3: serious evolution his music where he's like, I made music
Speaker 3: like this for a while, but I like soul and
Speaker 3: jazz and funk music.
Speaker 2: I don't like that he's named after a beer, Miller
Speaker 2: Mill the Miller.
Speaker 1: You know, Miller beer is named after people.
Speaker 2: You know that, right, you're saying mac Miller named You're
Speaker 2: saying that you are named after.
Speaker 1: Mac Miller people. He doesn't know that. There's an there's
Speaker 1: an infamous interview with Mac Miller was like, oh my
Speaker 1: two favorite things. I got my name from McDonald's and
Speaker 1: Miller and Miller live. It's me Miller. That's insane. But
Speaker 1: you know, if you said that to somebody, they would
Speaker 1: believe me too. Someone really superid believe me. Yeah, most
Speaker 1: people so good. Hey, you know, I think it's I think.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think, oh my god, someone emulate me, Oh my god.
Speaker 3: But yes, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I like to Fromdonald Miller was born to people, so
Speaker 1: he he defaced he like he he devalues some stuff
Speaker 1: that I don't appreciate he talked about like black love
Speaker 1: and like how like black centric love is important, but
Speaker 1: like which I agree it is important because like there
Speaker 1: is technically a warm blackness, but like at the same time,
Speaker 1: it's that's like a squirrel economics video or something like that.
Speaker 1: It's like my I agree, I agree with. I think
Speaker 1: he's a really smart man, and I think he is
Speaker 1: very aware of a lot of the political and social
Speaker 1: things that go on. But I just also don't like
Speaker 1: how like racial centric things can get even though they
Speaker 1: because it's because it's it to still abide by those
Speaker 1: problematic things and even though we know they're not real.
Speaker 1: It's really stupid to me, but there they are real
Speaker 1: because they've been made to be real by people constantly
Speaker 1: enforcing them. So it is a it is a double
Speaker 1: edged sort of like idiocy. Look, man, I'll just say
Speaker 1: that if you're a smart man, say this. If you
Speaker 1: if you don't find yourself having issues with any creator
Speaker 1: or anyone that's an intellectual or anything, you're probably in
Speaker 1: a cult, you know what I mean. So, like, I
Speaker 1: think there's nothing wrong with you having Like I still
Speaker 1: haven't necessarily completely let go of him going over that
Speaker 1: alternative influence network thing or I'm like, you're a smart man,
Speaker 1: and you you're stupid enough to believe this thing is
Speaker 1: fucking real.
Speaker 2: You're everything I hear about this guy, Like I kind
Speaker 2: of feel the same way that I feel about the
Speaker 2: way that Derek feels about Hereditary is kind of the
Speaker 2: way I feel about this guy is like it's just
Speaker 2: like I don't know if he's really saying anything based
Speaker 2: on the things that I'm hearing people talk about him.
Speaker 2: I think I think it's intelligent what he's saying, Like
Speaker 2: there's something to the blackness of towels, Like I don't
Speaker 2: I don't understand what it is talking about.
Speaker 1: I heard anything from Derek is funny because like it's
Speaker 1: a it is a good movie, but like it's a
Speaker 1: good movie. Yeah, Like, well, like the way Derek Derek's
Speaker 1: dislike alongside people's like making Derek dislike it more because
Speaker 1: it turns into theatrics, That's what it's turned into.
Speaker 2: Even it's like his imagine dragons at this point, it's
Speaker 2: not even it's not you hate them, you hate them
Speaker 2: like in your outside. Actually Derek doesn't give a funk
Speaker 2: about them outside of I'm saying, like through their lens though. Yes, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: it's like me and Joe Budden. Who's that Yeah exactly
Speaker 2: like I think, yeah, exactly, President Joe Budden.
Speaker 1: Would Jesus Christ it stop talking about this ship in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty? Yeah, take it. I'll take it over anything.
Speaker 1: I hate that like Pump pump, pump it up and
Speaker 1: get shot in the back of the head. That's a
Speaker 1: terrible song. I've never liked it. I'm be honest. I
Speaker 1: used to love that song when I was little.
Speaker 3: I was also four, not four fast seven.
Speaker 1: Maybe if you're if you're like a very different age,
Speaker 1: even if you're if you're under thirteen, I feel like
Speaker 1: once you hit thirteen, you have no more excuse to
Speaker 1: like liking terrible music. That's I think. So, I think,
Speaker 1: I think, what's the cut off for you? Then? I
Speaker 1: think until you were exposed to real music? No, I
Speaker 1: think when you can really understand like like a musical,
Speaker 1: like a bar, or like a whole verse of a song.
Speaker 2: I think at that moment, Okay, we're generally speaking, that's true.
Speaker 2: But like, let's say, hypothetically, Derek, there's a child he's
Speaker 2: been kept in a cell for thirteen years. He's never
Speaker 2: heard anything. And the first thing he hears is.
Speaker 1: Like, get it up.
Speaker 2: I came to sure, yeah, and he's like, whoa, what
Speaker 2: is this? It's something I've never heard before.
Speaker 1: His little chain gets a little touch, so he gets
Speaker 1: up and he starts dancing and as he's hooked to
Speaker 1: a wall, and I honestly, in that scenario, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: a little a little crazy. Why it's like a little
Speaker 1: glimp like comes in, he's got a ball and Chaine
Speaker 1: on his leg and he starts dancing up. The only happened.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess he's like reaching to the sky,
Speaker 1: the light in the sky, like tunks that you're you're
Speaker 1: You're like you're you're beacon, You're you're fucking your muses,
Speaker 1: Joe budding Man, He's just look in your scenario, it's
Speaker 1: it's you're either absolutely delighted, you're crying, like you're hearing
Speaker 1: like a it's like the the idea of when people
Speaker 1: were hearing those French opera People and Shot and Redemption.
Speaker 1: He breaks into the office and he starts playing the
Speaker 1: opera and then like motherfuckers were like so touched by it.
Speaker 2: It could be I've never seen this, haven't you so much.
Speaker 2: What's the shot Shank redemption about? But you haven't some
Speaker 2: dude gets shanked, but you see redemption. Guy, you just
Speaker 2: said some guy named Shank that got shot. It's no
Speaker 2: matter what you're saying. A guy named Shank that got
Speaker 2: shot and he's seeking redemption. Yeah, what's it about? It's
Speaker 2: about like, oh god, is that the one of no?
Speaker 1: That's Andy du frame? Andy got shot by Shank and
Speaker 1: Frame a man out of piss to come his way
Speaker 1: through solid steel, like digs a hole. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: Morgan Freeman digs a hole running away from the the
Speaker 1: main captain guard mister crabs.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like crabs with like a Q yeah yeah quabs.
Speaker 7: Q u as crabs Like wow, wows crabs.
Speaker 2: I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 1: And I've seen this. Yeah, you know, you've seen like
Speaker 1: seven movies and you're so willing to say things are bad,
Speaker 1: and you're like, bro, you've seen nothing. You've seen Spider
Speaker 1: Man two and you've you've you've seen Spider Man two.
Speaker 1: Then you've taken every clip re edited it and like, oh,
Speaker 1: I've seen six movies because you keep reorganizing Spider Man two.
Speaker 1: You find it fascinating that that would feel like to
Speaker 1: watch if you took out every moment of Spider Man,
Speaker 1: of married dating, every Spider Man movie and watched it
Speaker 1: all together, would it be a better movie? Maybe you know,
Speaker 1: it wouldn't. It wouldn't make sense. I need somebody to
Speaker 1: do me a favor. I need somebody to at least
Speaker 1: with Spider Man one. Maybe you want to start with two,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter. Maybe no start chronologically, because I want
Speaker 1: you to do it entire the trilogy. But just I
Speaker 1: want you. I want you to cut it together. People
Speaker 1: have done this before with short clips, but just the
Speaker 1: characters taking breaths. So absolutely I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: So no dialogue whatsoever.
Speaker 2: Just I feel like the first one was James Franco
Speaker 2: for some reason, the first one, one of the first
Speaker 2: ones is definitely that that fucking teacher and insp.
Speaker 1: Went the bald the one what the fucking immense presence,
Speaker 1: the bald.
Speaker 2: Black teacher who's like who looks like he's the same
Speaker 2: age as the students, because all the students are than
Speaker 2: that he looks a little bit younger. Yeah, oh right, right,
Speaker 2: I bring out about it, I think all the time
Speaker 2: because I'm.
Speaker 1: Just like what he went? Yeah, where did he go?
Speaker 1: Where did he die? He probably probably probably got called
Speaker 1: a car to the back. People that move on the question.
Speaker 1: He's one of the people that went went doc through
Speaker 1: the car the coins and paralyzed. So he just went
Speaker 1: to the bank.
Speaker 2: Oh man, I was I was just in the first one.
Speaker 1: I still can't get over Docock throwing the cart Peter,
Speaker 1: I still can't get over that. Yeah, I can't get
Speaker 1: what did you? What did you did? Like I almost
Speaker 1: in his heady like almost like oh ship like he
Speaker 1: like he did.
Speaker 2: My thought is he's crazy and it doesn't really matter
Speaker 2: if he kills him or not, because like, if he
Speaker 2: kills him, Spider Man's gonna find him. That's kind of
Speaker 2: mine what you thought like he would, that's a reason.
Speaker 2: That's a way to write it off, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean.
Speaker 1: Oh, so he was like, oh I was gonna flaten him,
Speaker 1: and instead I'm now.
Speaker 2: Gonna flatten him. But he's alive, I guess, so now
Speaker 2: I'll be like.
Speaker 1: Hey, I need Spider Man for a gu genius. That's
Speaker 1: really stupid.
Speaker 2: But Norman Osbord stepped into a green tube, Like all
Speaker 2: those geniuses are stupid.
Speaker 1: I feel like green Galaxy gas whip it like, motherfucker,
Speaker 1: he's just high. Green Goblin doesn't exist, Dude, I saw
Speaker 1: this him being so high. He like sold the Green
Speaker 1: Goblins cock Dude, the Green cock Goblins. Jojo was this
Speaker 1: crazy ass movie that you know, since I wasn't paying attention,
Speaker 1: it seemed like a fever dream. But I guess there's
Speaker 1: a bunch of stories being told through the same actors.
Speaker 1: So Wildafoe was in it. Uh, Emma Stone, I forgot
Speaker 1: who else is in it. You get to see Emma
Speaker 1: Stone tits ass. You can see Willem Deafhone Cock, Willem
Speaker 1: Daphone m Stone were making out at some point, like
Speaker 1: I'm on my computers. What the hell is this this
Speaker 1: thing you're talking about. It's a movie. It's a movie
Speaker 1: that made by some crazy director. I don't know who
Speaker 1: it is. I only have a little bit because a variation.
Speaker 1: She has different, She looks different in it.
Speaker 2: Does she have like a like thick eyebrows or whatever?
Speaker 1: And I think in one one of the iterations, because
Speaker 1: it's like it's different scenes, it's like they're telling stories
Speaker 1: but they're using the same characters. And at one point
Speaker 1: there's like a, oh, these guys are reminiscing over a
Speaker 1: sex tape that they made. So it's like wild emm
Speaker 1: A Stone and all these other people, and I'm just
Speaker 1: I'm like, I never thought i'd Seemstone's tits. It was
Speaker 1: crazy that I'm like, what the hell, what the hell is?
Speaker 1: And then and I see that put my phone down,
Speaker 1: and then I'm doing this, and keyboard for your phone
Speaker 1: is pretty well there was no keyboard, but it's working.
Speaker 1: It's working, I think. But yeah, I'm sure somebody listening
Speaker 1: right now knows what I'm talking about, and they're like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I never thought that I saw I was. I was
Speaker 1: gonna see Willem Defold like his dick roote, you know,
Speaker 1: it's his pubes and the and the in the beginning
Speaker 1: of his shaft. I was like, oh, I never knew that.
Speaker 1: I'm Actually the funny thing is, I was like, I
Speaker 1: was much more. I just thought it was It's just like, hey,
Speaker 1: green goblets cock. I just never thought that green. Was
Speaker 1: it bright green? It was turning green.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 1: The green was creeping up. And then they cut away
Speaker 1: before it finished and he started making out them Stone
Speaker 1: and he starts laughing. Maniac he starts laughing in her
Speaker 1: something and some questions. I have one last day.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the part where the coin falls down
Speaker 3: and then what's his name from? Joel reaches for it him.
Speaker 3: I would have punched the funk out of her.
Speaker 1: She would hit me.
Speaker 3: I would have turned back to her and just struck.
Speaker 1: That would have been funny as fun That would have
Speaker 1: been funny. Would you have not? Would you have not
Speaker 1: been upset?
Speaker 2: If this was there's no Would I have struck an
Speaker 2: old lady for a fucking dollar?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It wasn't a dollar was going it was a.
Speaker 2: Gold a gold coin. What is a gold coin worth?
Speaker 1: Would you I don't know? Probably as the green goblin?
Speaker 1: Would you have struck her when she smacked you for
Speaker 1: reaching for the for the pie? I think he wanted to.
Speaker 1: I think he was like this fucking old bitchww and
Speaker 1: then he just winds up, he goes ow and then
Speaker 1: he stands up and like it starts more.
Speaker 2: It just like the way those terrible AI nowhere they did.
Speaker 1: Human arms for some reason. That's exactly what it's like.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what it was like when you described a
Speaker 1: pizza time, because it was kind of grounded and then
Speaker 1: you just went wild with it, like because they fired
Speaker 1: him right for sending the in word or whatever, and
Speaker 1: then you just immediately take off. Then he just starts
Speaker 1: hovering without a glider and start throwing bots like the
Speaker 1: videos is the AI does a map of my mind. Basically,
Speaker 1: they get like a scan of my mind. Like let
Speaker 1: him just they're gonna be in prison. You put all
Speaker 1: these like chat cheeste, what are the open source? They're
Speaker 1: gonna get all these I got I gotta take a
Speaker 1: little break. This is the first time he's never done that.
Speaker 1: Don't put it on me. Yeah, just yeah, yeah, all right,
Speaker 1: guess we'll get into some questions.
Speaker 2: Then hey me, Hey, it's me.
Speaker 8: I'm Chris.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm wedding my pants. Help there's so much ask
Speaker 1: on my pants.
Speaker 3: So okay, so we're gonna gint some questions. Thank you
Speaker 3: for our patrons on Patreon. Our concerts are Snart Tank.
Speaker 1: We are five stop for five dollars a month. You
Speaker 1: can ask you a question. Figure stop, dude, I'm trying
Speaker 1: to think. No, you're firing.
Speaker 2: You're firing.
Speaker 1: I'm Chris ran gunn Chris what what what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: You need? You need to calm down Chris, No, you're
Speaker 1: you're You're black. You're black. I hate you. You're black. Hey, hey, Slow,
Speaker 1: we're all adults. We're all adults here in this room. No,
Speaker 1: I'm racist. Way is he okay? In there? I'm troubled
Speaker 1: by a series of constant orgasms. I can't stop it.
Speaker 1: My Dick is nine into soft.
Speaker 8: Deal with it.
Speaker 1: It's just soft. It's crazy. That's amazing. Man, Can what
Speaker 1: a threat? Can I see it? Chris? Can I see it?
Speaker 1: I lost my questions. I want to see it, lost questions.
Speaker 1: I don't know how the fun he did that?
Speaker 8: Do that?
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I don't know where I'm at.
Speaker 1: First question, this question comes from, Hey, guys, it's me.
Speaker 9: I'm back.
Speaker 1: I don't know how you masticcated exactly I was discussing.
Speaker 1: I took everything in me to not just say that
Speaker 1: hard are over, and I was thinking it the whole time.
Speaker 1: But I was like, I gotta do it, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I don't want to add read it.
Speaker 2: Since it took you five straight minutes to question.
Speaker 1: Being good confidence, let me do this one. You guys
Speaker 1: just talked over me like you normally. I am Derek
Speaker 1: and I love veditary. Would you rather have a loving
Speaker 1: relationship with your father or gay or be a gay retard?
Speaker 1: Mister Sweeney, I don't know who is not? Is this correct?
Speaker 1: The question to me, did you rather have a loving
Speaker 1: relationship with your father or being a gay retard? Is
Speaker 1: that was that question?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the that's the calendar questions that are paid,
Speaker 2: that people paid you ask guys.
Speaker 1: That rules. So what do you got?
Speaker 2: Give me five minutes on this, dude, preferably words. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think I'd rather have a relationship with my dad.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know. I think I think, I know.
Speaker 1: I like that he's even like thinking about it. He
Speaker 1: took it, took him a while. I guess I don't know.
Speaker 1: Loving relationship with my father seems kind of pokers.
Speaker 3: What's wrong with being a gay retard? Actually, I would
Speaker 3: just rather not be. I'd rather be have a relationship
Speaker 3: with my father more than being a gay retard. Okay,
Speaker 3: if that's what idiot, you do it you first, I'm
Speaker 3: sorry he called you call your dad.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I mean I'll go to the cemetery. Hello,
Speaker 1: dig up this dude, what you're doing? Hello? A British man? Hello, Hello,
Speaker 1: I am. I'm thinking, never mind, daddy, I love your show.
Speaker 1: It's a fine rump. It is. Yes, you can talk
Speaker 1: like that and it sounds disgusting. You wear like one
Speaker 1: of those fucking like World War two style hats, like
Speaker 1: the German things, and he has like a musket and ship.
Speaker 2: Because you wear a little helmet with like a little
Speaker 2: hole at the top with a little a little tough
Speaker 2: to hair sticking out like the ones they give it
Speaker 2: those special hospitals.
Speaker 1: Those are cool.
Speaker 3: That was the most that was that was the most
Speaker 3: mentally deficient. I've seen a person in person who you had.
Speaker 2: One of those helmets with a little hole in the
Speaker 2: top with a little tough to hairsticks. They sell those
Speaker 2: special hospitals.
Speaker 1: What's Ray the guy that died Stevenson.
Speaker 2: Here we go, Ray Stevenson.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I wanted to pull up Ray Stevenson in
Speaker 1: r R like I pictured your dad, like like would
Speaker 1: drip in like a gun like this.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, is that the guy that like shoots
Speaker 2: in from the cars?
Speaker 1: He well he fucking hovers, Yeah, yeah, he jumps in
Speaker 1: hover the fucking car gets hit by a fucking tree
Speaker 1: and then he launches stays it air aims his gun
Speaker 1: and then shoots the tire of the car is chasing,
Speaker 1: and then the fucking car projectile flips to the right.
Speaker 10: It really is so cool when he was fighting that tiger.
Speaker 10: I was insane, dude fighting tiger that movie. I'm fighting
Speaker 10: Tiger Like.
Speaker 1: They got it. They they they got the assignment. They
Speaker 1: get it.
Speaker 3: That was one of the best watches I've ever had.
Speaker 1: It really was magical. Think that think even there's no
Speaker 1: straight food being sold in them. Yeah, yeah, that was
Speaker 1: before Like it was like it was like remember how
Speaker 1: I ran used to be like a utopia and then
Speaker 1: like the ah, really what happened? What happened?
Speaker 2: Crouchy tager hitting and dragon?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Have you ever truly envisioned like a crouching tiger?
Speaker 3: That's not hard envision No, like like bipedal Oh and
Speaker 3: it's not exactly hard the vision at all.
Speaker 1: It was like tiger man like ye aware tiger, like
Speaker 1: a like a proper like disgusting like squat and how
Speaker 1: a bipedal squat? Cat cats when they're go into their thing,
Speaker 1: when they're staying like this, I've never done seen a
Speaker 1: big cat. D that big old cat you have.
Speaker 3: You've never seen a cat, bi pedle cat like sitting
Speaker 3: standing like sort of upright with his feet on the ground.
Speaker 1: I'm not like a guy, not like a like a
Speaker 1: cat just sitting. And how they sit, Yeah, we're talking
Speaker 1: about there. They're actually just they're on their legs. They
Speaker 1: have long legs. And now they're crouching like aware cat,
Speaker 1: aware tiger, aware tiger. Yeah. And where does the dragon hide?
Speaker 2: Probably like out of sight under the tiger.
Speaker 1: The dragons hundred ft long.
Speaker 2: It's like forty thousand times bigger than the all right,
Speaker 2: divest thyself of thy of wenches, anoint thy flesh with
Speaker 2: the homies something he cuts off, but he goes, did
Speaker 2: you guys know, did you know?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 1: Did you know? Nineteen eighty three?
Speaker 2: In nineteen eighty three, now, did you know? Male bees
Speaker 2: cocks explode when they come, resulting in their death just
Speaker 2: seconds later?
Speaker 1: How would it alter human society? If we were like,
Speaker 1: everything would be different. We would everything would be different,
Speaker 1: would make it.
Speaker 3: There'd be no men, there would be nothing. They'd be
Speaker 3: they'd be like, what are you going to do?
Speaker 5: Kingston?
Speaker 3: Men would be a lot more scared.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 9: I love you, Kingston, I love you so much. Me
Speaker 9: and your puppy. Me Jordan Peterson. And you're dad, you're dead, Jordan.
Speaker 1: It's me Jordan.
Speaker 9: We're eating nothing but karne together carne in salt, but
Speaker 9: salt actually burns my throat. One gallon of salt. Please
Speaker 9: hold the air.
Speaker 1: You are so good to meet Jordan Peterson. You're so good.
Speaker 1: It's me Kingston's dad. I love you. I love you
Speaker 1: so much. I love you too. It's me Jordan Peterson. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're you're great. I love when you say your old name.
Speaker 5: It's me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's me too. It's me as well, Jordan Peterson Son.
Speaker 1: Me and Jordan Peterson love you so much. Son, Me
Speaker 1: and your dad love you so much. I'm Jordan Peter.
Speaker 1: This is so stupid, Jordan off.
Speaker 8: He's like, hey, it's your new newest page.
Speaker 1: He was about to subscribe twenty five patron then he
Speaker 1: heard this. That's not funny, he was.
Speaker 2: I can't remember the last time I fucking earnestly awed,
Speaker 2: and that for that reason, you know what I mean,
Speaker 2: not like a cat or something man.
Speaker 1: Driving by the card. You know that.
Speaker 2: You know Jordan's Doppler effect. Peters over there, we all
Speaker 2: know what if that's the only way he could speak.
Speaker 1: Driving by real quick.
Speaker 8: Dan Peterson.
Speaker 1: Wasted enough.
Speaker 2: He's arounding the block each time. It takes a good
Speaker 2: two minutes between these these friends.
Speaker 8: Carlos waste, completely waste.
Speaker 2: He coughs, Oh, all right, Josie and the pussy Cats
Speaker 2: are how you doing?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, that fucked me up?
Speaker 1: Glad to hear, so got to hear that.
Speaker 2: Josie and the bussy gads a ready, says hey starky.
Speaker 2: Start back to episode zero. In the first question asked
Speaker 2: by a guest, because Derek never got to answer the question.
Speaker 1: I feel like this is interesting.
Speaker 2: That can't be true because I feel like this must
Speaker 2: have come up before. What's the worst thing you ever stole?
Speaker 2: And I don't mean no sweet pussy's virginity?
Speaker 1: What is that? Oh no, I don't know. It's not good.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm like drinking this and it's like I could
Speaker 2: possibly be wrong with it that deep bit.
Speaker 1: What'd you find? Well, I'm just seeing, like I hope
Speaker 1: this is I think this is just caramelm So I'm
Speaker 1: gonna say it's just the caramel, right. That was like
Speaker 1: like old fucking milk turning in a cottage cheese. Oh
Speaker 1: if that's the case, fucked. Oh no, no, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: just stop just.
Speaker 2: For I can't believe I drink all that mold.
Speaker 1: I mean it's I drink is almost half of it.
Speaker 3: That's like a fucking midstroke.
Speaker 1: Oh no, this is a guy. It's like, well, you've
Speaker 1: been at it for twenty minutes.
Speaker 9: One gallon of mold, please.
Speaker 8: Black delicious.
Speaker 2: So, I mean, I feel like we must have asked this.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's even been presented in this way
Speaker 2: like I stolen, No, I've even heard. I feel like
Speaker 2: we've answered that. Not only that question, it was many
Speaker 2: many episodes ago, probably, but like I feel like it's
Speaker 2: even been presented in that way where it's like Derek
Speaker 2: never got to answer this. This was the first question
Speaker 2: ever asked.
Speaker 1: Really, Yeah, I don't remember that at all. That seems
Speaker 1: like you're probably right, but it.
Speaker 2: Just seems like it just seems familiar to me.
Speaker 1: What I guess it is. We probably it is true
Speaker 1: that it wasn't answered on that episode and then it
Speaker 1: was answered later on. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know, but it's probably been like one
Speaker 2: hundred episodes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So whatever the questioning, it was craziest thing we
Speaker 1: ever stole?
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, wait, it's craziest thing we ever saw.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, is it?
Speaker 2: Wait, that's the craziest thing I ever stole. Right there,
Speaker 2: the understanding right out of his head.
Speaker 1: You can't know anymore. The craziest nigga I ever robbed.
Speaker 1: Steve Yeah, win his life. Why he was on duty?
Speaker 1: It was crazy, it was like, that's insane. Yeah. I
Speaker 1: had Laura gunder her head and I was like, put
Speaker 1: your weapon down, Carl, take take your pants off, now,
Speaker 1: beat off, beat your to completion. And she's crying and
Speaker 1: the once he bust, I just blasted us, I shoot her.
Speaker 1: That's such a horrible check off in front of your
Speaker 1: daughter's shot shot. That is fucking evil.
Speaker 2: That's heinous. That's just such a confud. That's like, that's
Speaker 2: like if Joel Miller was killed with like a mammified
Speaker 2: Steve Rkle that is so swinging him around by a ship.
Speaker 1: Mama, it's a Stepan.
Speaker 3: It's a freaking Stefan, so freely evil, Like that's like,
Speaker 3: that's not human evil.
Speaker 1: That's like that's the concept of evil. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's supreme evil.
Speaker 1: You've you've you've leveled up, you're you're now like you're
Speaker 1: you're prestiged evil.
Speaker 2: Now that's psychotic at that point. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 2: is that good? Anyway, I that's so crazy. Anyway, I
Speaker 2: hope that answers your question.
Speaker 3: It's like somebody going buying puppies from a mill and
Speaker 3: and with curb stopping, like, what the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 1: Dude? Indeed do but I don't think.
Speaker 2: Actually, I've never seen anything crazy like you're selling like
Speaker 2: a hershey.
Speaker 3: Bar, and I've sewn like packs of cards when I
Speaker 3: was younger and stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's also like that, like maybe if you were
Speaker 1: talking about most expense. I can't remember games from Amazon
Speaker 1: I worked there. Yeah, I can't remember. I don't. I
Speaker 1: just I'm so like, I just think I can't. I
Speaker 1: feel like I'm such a good fella. I'm such a
Speaker 1: good guy. I'm just a good, heroic fella. Now people
Speaker 1: have stolen some expensive stuff from me.
Speaker 3: Some guy ran past me, and that's the story of
Speaker 3: the episode. Some guy ran past me and took my
Speaker 3: game boy and tried to run with it. But then
Speaker 3: my cousin was picking me up, so he saw the
Speaker 3: guy on my game boy and caught him and beat
Speaker 3: him up pretty bad.
Speaker 2: Wait, you're that guy's cousin.
Speaker 1: He was definitely a black man and much older than me.
Speaker 2: He was.
Speaker 1: He was He was in a fucking suit, like a
Speaker 1: gangly suit, crawls.
Speaker 2: Out modoc looking dude from Invincible. I can't remember his name, and.
Speaker 1: No, well no, but like yeah, no, but yeah, no
Speaker 1: but yeah, oh you mean like the little Yeah. The
Speaker 1: fact that they didn't like kill him is crazy or
Speaker 1: something like that. That was like.
Speaker 3: Supposed to be more realistic. But the fact that Robot
Speaker 3: took Rex his d n A and like cologne, everybody
Speaker 3: was like, all right, Rex. I would have been like,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna blow you up right now and you have
Speaker 3: to go to jail.
Speaker 1: You have to go to nster.
Speaker 9: Girl.
Speaker 1: I'm like, how are you cool with this? You know
Speaker 1: how they like get closer and ship? How are you
Speaker 1: cool with this?
Speaker 2: We did an episode all about Invincible. We did on
Speaker 2: our Patreon. You can go over to Patreon on our
Speaker 2: concess start time, go over.
Speaker 1: There, do it now or you will be well Carl
Speaker 1: winsleill you.
Speaker 2: We'll do it anyway. Saddam iSER wrote in it says,
Speaker 2: what's good? My favorite non white white supremacist thank you great.
Speaker 1: You don't know what you are we supremacist, But no,
Speaker 1: we don't have time. Okay.
Speaker 2: I tried watching that You Believe video with Sam Ceter
Speaker 2: and the gay Guy, and it convinced convinced me that
Speaker 2: US LGBTQ people need our own versions of Uncle Tom
Speaker 2: or coude. Yes, got any suggestions. I don't think we're
Speaker 2: at liberty to suggest.
Speaker 1: I am just I just don't have any, ammo. I'm like, damn,
Speaker 1: I'm not prepared.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't have anything clever that I think would work.
Speaker 1: Would you call him? Because everything everything that's like, uh,
Speaker 1: derogatory is just it's not even like fancy. I guess
Speaker 1: you'd have to make it. So this is this is
Speaker 1: your task to make something up. There's not enough time
Speaker 1: to think because right now I'm trying to think and
Speaker 1: nothing cools popping on my head. It would just be homophobic,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to go there right now. That's it.
Speaker 3: I would catch the white of anet and not any
Speaker 3: people that don't deserve to be in it. I was
Speaker 3: trying to think of something like the Hispanic guy that
Speaker 3: like goes up there and he thinks he cooks by
Speaker 3: just using a bunch of like religious Central, Like we're
Speaker 3: just fucking talking points and it's like you're not cooking.
Speaker 1: You sound stupid.
Speaker 2: You see Russell Brand try that with Bill Burr recently.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, not together, but he was like
Speaker 2: commenting on he was commenting on.
Speaker 1: Like his his I love I love the I've got musk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, is it?
Speaker 2: It's really not why we've got We've got to figure
Speaker 2: everything out.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. It's funny because today drugs and ripe a
Speaker 1: lot of people. Now I'm different.
Speaker 2: Ever since getting to the Greek, I'm just you know,
Speaker 2: just everyonce get him to the Greek, I'm a fucking freak. Now.
Speaker 1: I love Jesus.
Speaker 3: It's funny because I love he tweeted something right and
Speaker 3: then like I'm pretty sure, like this guy's a fucking rapist.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he's so bluntly. I mean I think I
Speaker 1: think Kyle said that. I was like, Kyle is Kyle
Speaker 1: said it. He's on He's on another All Star run
Speaker 1: where he's just like.
Speaker 2: That's how I found it, That's how I saw that
Speaker 2: video Kyle covered. It was just like I didn't even
Speaker 2: know he talked about I didn't e know Russell Breman
Speaker 2: was doing anything.
Speaker 1: Kyle is.
Speaker 3: Kyle was the character who's in the super and he's
Speaker 3: just a while and on people and you're like, wow,
Speaker 3: we just doesn't care. But he was he dotally care
Speaker 3: about apologizes and being apologised him anymore. He's trying to
Speaker 3: insult them.
Speaker 8: I just can't remember what the.
Speaker 2: Thing was, but it was like it was like something
Speaker 2: along us like Bill Bird was on like some late
Speaker 2: night show when he was talking about how, like man,
Speaker 2: people with billions of dollars aren't happy with their billions
Speaker 2: of dollars. It's crazy, you know, And then uh, Russell
Speaker 2: Brand's like, well, it's.
Speaker 10: It's so crazy thing to try you right, because money
Speaker 10: can't really bar happiness.
Speaker 2: You're still be sad if you got a lot on
Speaker 2: my knee. And then a fucking Victorian child dies behind him.
Speaker 1: I always want to bash people like that in the
Speaker 1: fucking and then drops can splitting the floor, cracking the camera. Man,
Speaker 1: I can't stand that ship just especially you always hear
Speaker 1: that from rich assholes too. We need more villains, we
Speaker 1: need more like we politically savvy villains we do. I
Speaker 1: just need people just need to be beating up, dude, we.
Speaker 3: Need more people that are like, hey, I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: bad stuff to bad people. Imagine if Russell just caught
Speaker 3: some hands that funny.
Speaker 8: Stop stop he sounds.
Speaker 2: He sounds like such a fucking fable Yeah, he's like
Speaker 2: a fable guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. He he doesn't sound. He sounds like he's always
Speaker 1: in character. My pet, lave me alive. I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: not how, that's not it. That is not a regional
Speaker 1: dialect in your country. I have the fascist grift. They're albing.
Speaker 1: I want I want Russell Brand to wake up in
Speaker 1: a room filled with cement, Like does that work? Like
Speaker 1: is he in taste in it? Like like purely dry?
Speaker 3: Yet like like he wakes up right and he looks
Speaker 3: around and there's nowhere to see.
Speaker 1: It's just cement everywhere, So he doesn't know it's a myth.
Speaker 3: And he's like, it's like, oh, why is this sole
Speaker 3: doking here? It feels rather crawls and stuff.
Speaker 1: And he tries to go to his door and he can't.
Speaker 1: He can't move. He's case in not in case but
Speaker 1: he's like imagine.
Speaker 2: I'm imagining him in Like he he's in a room
Speaker 2: full of cement and he's the only space not occupied
Speaker 2: by cements.
Speaker 1: It's like he's like almost like marrying somebody, like marrying
Speaker 1: somebody alive.
Speaker 2: His ratio, however tall he is exactly that's terrified.
Speaker 1: Over his mouth. He's like, what's going on here? And
Speaker 1: all he hears is like, yeah, the nukill be tested
Speaker 1: in twenty five minutes. And he's just stuck in there
Speaker 1: and again, and you give him the tiniest, tiniest little
Speaker 1: fucking Classics spoon to dig his way out. Don't worry, man,
Speaker 1: I'll bust you out.
Speaker 2: Oh it's to me, that's right, it's I love.
Speaker 1: It's so not so, it's it's a it's fucking krilling
Speaker 1: every time. Basically, it's it's like flash kits you No,
Speaker 1: I know you, I know what you're doing. I mean
Speaker 1: that's what I know what it is. But it's funny.
Speaker 1: That's always sounds Rogan. Also, they they're the same Zach type. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the giant head and that's it dies easily. Krillon is
Speaker 1: a good guy, Joe Rogan, I'm not saying that the
Speaker 1: same personality. Like Corillas have a fucking podcast krilling experience.
Speaker 1: I'm krilling. Uh. Our first guess is this Shiman.
Speaker 2: I don't really remember it.
Speaker 1: I don't. Yeah, I remember you blowing up one of
Speaker 1: my best friends.
Speaker 2: Sounds man, that's crazy that you're here right now.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't even know. I didn't know there was any
Speaker 1: left of you. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Sound like it's crazy. I think I didn't think this through.
Speaker 1: You bow my studio.
Speaker 11: Damn, my life is horrible cop and a bad bitch. Though, yes,
Speaker 11: Emperor peel off all right, freezer.
Speaker 1: Horned freezers out again.
Speaker 3: Ouch, that's more fucking krilling. Dude, he's a cool guy.
Speaker 3: Everybody makes one of him a lot.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 3: He didn't do some pussy ship, but he didn't blow
Speaker 3: up eighteen though that was crazy. He wouldn't kicked out
Speaker 3: as the fighters for that, for sure. I would have
Speaker 3: kicked it.
Speaker 2: You can't be part of it would have been like
Speaker 2: vetoed for sure.
Speaker 1: Is the only part that's human? Uh, eighteen is a
Speaker 1: pussy or they're they're all human.
Speaker 2: They're androids really the androids, but like what cybor, what's
Speaker 2: the ratio they have?
Speaker 1: Like the androids? Yeah, but like it's their current Japan,
Speaker 1: they don't. I love that.
Speaker 2: It was just like android sounds cool or yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't get I don't agree, but like.
Speaker 2: I think it does for the context of that show.
Speaker 2: Cyborgs just kind of that it sounds too like Battle Star.
Speaker 1: Eighties fucking eighties waves. Shit. Yeah, so what's the ratio?
Speaker 3: I think they're human for the most part. It's just
Speaker 3: that there like say, when you saw sixteen, who was
Speaker 3: sixteen was an android?
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, he's actually a robot.
Speaker 2: He's actually robot entirely with like I think a consciousness
Speaker 2: or something conscious or like with a person.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: It was like a personality based on someone.
Speaker 3: Who's uh, what do you call Jiro's son the redhead dude?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Whatever, Okay, So how many robot parts do the
Speaker 1: fucking eighteen and all them niggas they had in their
Speaker 1: hands they had, they don't They're not like that's that's.
Speaker 2: That's nineteen right, that's right. They don't know what they got.
Speaker 1: Then, so what they like, they have like a means
Speaker 1: of infinitely creating energy, and then they have like hardened
Speaker 1: bodies and like parts. They probably have cyberetic parts, so
Speaker 1: like hardness in themselves and that's about it.
Speaker 2: Its cyberpunk.
Speaker 1: They cheated us yeah, they didn't. They didn't explain that ship.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm mad. I'm gonna go dig up find the
Speaker 1: dragon ball in his casket. You it must dude, if
Speaker 1: there's no find a four star, are you gonna?
Speaker 3: Would you try to find the dragon balls? I would
Speaker 3: just hide one, would you begin?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 3: Would even I would just hide the one I met.
Speaker 1: Great, I have four and then if somebody else gets
Speaker 1: the other six, then and kill them, steal it their family.
Speaker 1: I wish everyone was gay, am mutable damage in the world,
Speaker 1: destroy humanity. I wish everyone that said the N word
Speaker 1: blew up immediately. I wish everyone was gay and had penises,
Speaker 1: so they literally there's no procreation. So even women, all
Speaker 1: women are just fuking like you.
Speaker 3: Don't even have to make them gay. Would be fun
Speaker 3: of you make everybody this half penises.
Speaker 1: That's it. So people are not gay, but now they can't.
Speaker 1: You can't make children. Great, let's go.
Speaker 2: It's a great question, Pan of Jello, Lord of Jeff Road,
Speaker 2: and he says, hYP hypothetical for you, gentlemen, if you
Speaker 2: had immortality, meaning you can never die or kill yourself,
Speaker 2: would you end up being bisexual? After a couple of centuries.
Speaker 2: Probably this heater is actually just run so deeply you
Speaker 2: can defeat immortality. I actually think you would eventually just
Speaker 2: become by yeah, eventually, like eventually you like the my
Speaker 2: vampires are fucking like that, right, Yeah, I think it
Speaker 2: would just like after like a like a million years,
Speaker 2: you be like, well, I don't know, man, it might
Speaker 2: even become a sexual probably, I don't You might even
Speaker 2: live to see every yeah, like where we go to
Speaker 2: the point where like that might not even apply.
Speaker 1: Which would suck because you live like which would suck
Speaker 1: because you would just be like, oh, I live for everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm just inferior now, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're technically you're superior and inferior at the same time.
Speaker 3: Well, probably not, because the world you can't the world's
Speaker 3: gonna end adventure. So you'res gonna be floating through space,
Speaker 3: suffocating and freezing until you land somewhere else. Eventually you're
Speaker 3: gonna suffer a heat death, and you're gonna.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh, yeah, I would never want to survive
Speaker 1: seeing all this horrible happen.
Speaker 2: I would never want to be I would want to
Speaker 2: be more mortal.
Speaker 1: In fact, more I want.
Speaker 3: I'd want an extended life, as long as my brain
Speaker 3: doesn't decay.
Speaker 1: That's hanging up bad news for you, buddy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I would am I living for like five hundred
Speaker 3: years if like my brain doesn't decay.
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know it's thirty it's thirty been thirty one
Speaker 2: years for me.
Speaker 3: I'm tired because but you're just you're just defeating brain.
Speaker 1: Yeah, if that is true, if our brains were hardened perfect,
Speaker 1: didn't decay, didn't have all that stress from the lack
Speaker 1: of sleep and whatever, blah blah blah, or even because
Speaker 1: I think, because think of how much you could like
Speaker 1: help the world. If you said, is this that long,
Speaker 1: I'm not doing that? I would I'd probably something I'd be.
Speaker 1: I'd be like what you call it.
Speaker 3: I'd be like I'd be like the Emperor from Freaking All,
Speaker 3: the Emperor's New Groove, the Christian the Christian.
Speaker 2: Battle Game, what is the Gladiator Warhammer?
Speaker 1: I'd be the Emperor war Hammer.
Speaker 3: And then Nigga lived for like literally ten thousand years
Speaker 3: and he was just kind of around is like I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna help. I'm just gonna let niggas die and shit.
Speaker 3: And then when like the rest of the shit starts
Speaker 3: showing up, I'll be like, who I'd help I'd help
Speaker 3: people out.
Speaker 1: It's fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, uh yeah, So eight gorillas versus three jeepers creepers,
Speaker 2: who's winning?
Speaker 1: Wrote in that's their name, that's funny. Well, jeeps creepers
Speaker 1: is winning.
Speaker 2: The gepis scripers are probably good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're gonna pack him up.
Speaker 2: But uh, he says, Hey snark his first time writing
Speaker 2: and been following Christance. He was a black and white
Speaker 2: silhouette of his hair and glasses.
Speaker 1: It's a long time ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah. The recent writing by an astrophysicist got me thinking.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is gonna be stupid. You're gonna use our brains.
Speaker 2: What do you actually think about the breakdown of your
Speaker 2: audience demographics? Obviously mostly male, homeless, and gay, but I'd
Speaker 2: be curious to know how many listeners have surprising careers
Speaker 2: or lives personally, I'm an atheist who teaches a Catholic
Speaker 2: middle school. That's fucking great, that's so funny, that's great.
Speaker 2: I have not looked at analytics once.
Speaker 3: I've seen it before on YouTube, and I might.
Speaker 2: Have glanced over it.
Speaker 1: It's doubt overwhelming. Years ago for like trying to get
Speaker 1: sponsored because we had to say. Yeah, we had to.
Speaker 1: That's why I saw it too. Yeah, that was years ago.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but I guess it's probably relatively same.
Speaker 1: Overwhelmingly male of course, age group between like what nineteen
Speaker 1: to like twenty thirty, it's like seventy three to sixty nine.
Speaker 1: That's not true. I know that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 2: That's wowd it loops, that's crazy.
Speaker 3: It should be like eighteen to thirty four. That's usually
Speaker 3: the range probably.
Speaker 2: That so wait, wait, wait, did you say.
Speaker 1: Seventy seventy three to sixty nine?
Speaker 2: Sixty nine, So that means seventy seventy one and seventy
Speaker 2: like that weird little chunk of people are not listening
Speaker 2: at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what's going on. That's that's awesome. I hope
Speaker 1: we have a sixty nine year old listening. That would
Speaker 1: be fucking cool. Yeah, right in right, if there's somebody
Speaker 1: as grandfather, granddaughter, if they're helping somebody my grandfather, ifow
Speaker 1: that is by centennial, dude, there's anyone that's like that
Speaker 1: and beyond man, because that would actually surprise the.
Speaker 2: Fun if a centennial Ah okay, just say that.
Speaker 1: I should have just said that.
Speaker 2: But yeah, if you have any listeners, please write in, Yeah,
Speaker 2: let us know your story, we have any buy I.
Speaker 3: Spoke to some fucking I was on a Twitter space
Speaker 3: from Poe one time and I was looking to some
Speaker 3: guy that was like fifty something talking about like the
Speaker 3: man is afraid to show their male energy, and I
Speaker 3: was like, such an old, clearly single.
Speaker 2: As you see that cringe ass fucking thing that you
Speaker 2: just speaking of fifty year olds doing fucking cringe ship?
Speaker 2: Do you see that you know Grums?
Speaker 1: Right? Oh fuck? Did you see that thing we wanted
Speaker 1: to talk about?
Speaker 2: Did you see that tweeted person where it was.
Speaker 1: Who was the guy that was scorching him? And you
Speaker 1: commented on their post like it was he was Joffy Joffy,
Speaker 1: It was David Jaffie. Because I'm sorry, David. I love you,
Speaker 1: I love what you've done for like without you, one
Speaker 1: of my favorite franchises wouldn't exist. But the way he
Speaker 1: framed that thing about Grums made me want to slap it.
Speaker 1: I don't know I well because he was he did
Speaker 1: this like the most Centrius take about him, because first
Speaker 1: he starts off being like I hate his takes, and
Speaker 1: it's like, yeah, okay, yeah, water's fucking HD. Shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up, you know what I mean, Like it's yeah,
Speaker 1: of course he hate his takes. Everybody hates his takes.
Speaker 1: But then he was kind of like, if you if
Speaker 1: this is just about him doing porn and it was
Speaker 1: all nice and legal, I don't see any problem. Like, okay,
Speaker 1: so your admitting you haven't looked into anything whatsoever. I
Speaker 1: really don't know what this is about. Actually, so, oh
Speaker 1: you did the porn thing. I didn't see it.
Speaker 2: I didn't see any of the porns.
Speaker 1: Tho, you're bringing up grums, So I was assuming, you know,
Speaker 1: I know, knowledge of the porn. I can't believe we
Speaker 1: didn't talk about this. I'm upset because now, yeah, this
Speaker 1: is I can't believe I forgot about this. This was
Speaker 1: like the thumbnail in my mind before we were recording him,
Speaker 1: like oh yeah, we're definitely gonna fucking flame grunt.
Speaker 2: There was there was only money to hear. So I
Speaker 2: only saw, like, there's two things that I saw. There
Speaker 2: was one where he was like he was going off
Speaker 2: on some really cringe diet tribe where he was just
Speaker 2: like he was like, don't ever fuck with gamers.
Speaker 1: We are forged like a month or so recently. I
Speaker 1: love Keith. That guy's mighty. He's you know, he is right,
Speaker 1: I know vaguely. Yeah, he was just like he was
Speaker 1: shitting on grums like crazy time.
Speaker 2: He did another thing like I think in like last
Speaker 2: week where he just said it was a similar kind
Speaker 2: of go ahead. Yeah, but he was like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: have to destroy now, I'm gonna have to destroy their ideology.
Speaker 2: They didn't want that, and everybody's like.
Speaker 1: What, but see that was in response to what everything
Speaker 1: that was happening. I only saw that, so that you've
Speaker 1: missed everything that transpired is amazing.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Because so there's this guy, a British dude that, oh,
Speaker 1: be honest, a little weird to go out of his way.
Speaker 1: He said, you pay little money and then people can
Speaker 1: like extract all this data from the internet and learn
Speaker 1: everything about you. And he's like, this isn't he said
Speaker 1: throughout the video he released a video, this guy that
Speaker 1: just a small YouTuber. He was like, this isn't doxing.
Speaker 1: All this stuff is available. You left these markers on here.
Speaker 1: It's a gray area in my opinion, but it's grums.
Speaker 1: So I don't give a shit. Because it's not like
Speaker 1: he didn't release any private information like about like his
Speaker 1: family or anything that's like sham. It was fine, but
Speaker 1: he got into stuff that like things he knows things
Speaker 1: about Grums that most people wouldn't even look into. So
Speaker 1: where it's I would just say you're you're terminally online
Speaker 1: to do anything like that, but also I promise you
Speaker 1: I don't give a shit because it's Grums and he
Speaker 1: desires to be flamed at all. Like so he recently
Speaker 1: got exposed. Grums got exposed for doing being a complete
Speaker 1: sexual devian trying to be in the porn industry using
Speaker 1: the money that he raised to you know, release this
Speaker 1: stupid ass game that he never fucking did you know,
Speaker 1: to fund him doing. He lives this like double like
Speaker 1: online thing like where he pretends to be like some
Speaker 1: dumb like I don't know if it's a YouTuber or something.
Speaker 1: He pretends to be like this female and he just
Speaker 1: represents this like porn thing of like chicks fighting. It's
Speaker 1: like a like a mud wrestling fighting thing. He has
Speaker 1: this whole thing. He has this whole underground thing, but
Speaker 1: he's like done shady things to try to maintain it
Speaker 1: and also has a lean for like over two hundred
Speaker 1: thousand dollars from the government, like you know, because he's
Speaker 1: just he's just like, there's so much shit that this
Speaker 1: guy has been involved for he just shows that he's
Speaker 1: a fucking devin. He's an idiot, he's a piece of shit,
Speaker 1: he's a grifter, he's a con artist, he's stolen people's
Speaker 1: money where they raise money and stuff like that, blah
Speaker 1: blah blah blah blah. And he was freaking out to
Speaker 1: where when this guy exposed him, a lot of those
Speaker 1: things that were up, certain things are up started getting
Speaker 1: taken down. So you know it with him because all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, oh coincidentally, once to get exposed, all
Speaker 1: this stuff starts disappearing, so asking questions like this guy
Speaker 1: started posting information about it, and then Grums was like,
Speaker 1: where the fuck did you get all that? Did you
Speaker 1: did you get my passwords? Like he was actually and
Speaker 1: then so now he was saying, oh, they're they're just
Speaker 1: making stuff up about me. These guys are pathetic, this
Speaker 1: and that, and that's when he came out with that
Speaker 1: sweet like I'm gonna have to de show their ideology.
Speaker 1: They didn't want me to do that. Or some shit
Speaker 1: like after all, after he's been if you just look
Speaker 1: under that post itself, just the replies destruction. He's getting
Speaker 1: ratioed so badly. And also he buys likes. He accused
Speaker 1: the Assassin's Creed shadows for Biden likes whoever. The community
Speaker 1: manager was at that page. But then people took screenshots
Speaker 1: of grums Is things hours later, like in time, showing like, oh,
Speaker 1: he has like twenty thousand likes, and then it goes
Speaker 1: to fifteen, then to nine thousand. It just showing that
Speaker 1: all these bots were getting you know, taken out, and
Speaker 1: so you know, again projection right, always, every accusation is
Speaker 1: a confession.
Speaker 2: And yeah, this guy's one of the biggest pieces of
Speaker 2: shit in the gaming community and its.
Speaker 1: That's what it annoyed me. And look at I understand
Speaker 1: David Jeffy doesn't know about all this stuff, but also
Speaker 1: it's just weird when people kind of interject when they
Speaker 1: they they just admit that they don't know anything. So
Speaker 1: why are you giving him any credence at all?
Speaker 3: I agree and disagree with you, right because I think
Speaker 3: that in which way, I think people don't always have
Speaker 3: to have the most well defined opinions to talk about things, right,
Speaker 3: Because he's not kind of like champion him or kind
Speaker 3: of informed you about him.
Speaker 1: He's giving his opinion about it. You know, they can
Speaker 1: be a very milk tone if you don't know anything
Speaker 1: about the subject.
Speaker 3: From what he knows about him, he's he probably claimed,
Speaker 3: like all these guys have shithead talking about on video games.
Speaker 1: So let me let me give you to this way
Speaker 1: from from what I'm hearing from you. So he is
Speaker 1: given a take about when he's saying, if everything he's
Speaker 1: doing with in the porn industry is legal, I don't
Speaker 1: see anything wrong with it. What I'm saying is why
Speaker 1: not find out what he did before you say something
Speaker 1: about it? What a weird fucking thing to say. It's
Speaker 1: just like, oh man, it's literally anything, take any subject
Speaker 1: as long as it's nice, and league gonna see anything
Speaker 1: wrong with it. And it's like, Okay, well we're talking
Speaker 1: about a specific subject about a piece of shit doing something.
Speaker 3: Possibly be like this guy's an asshole, but people cade
Speaker 3: on him for the port involvement is kind of stupid,
Speaker 3: and I think that's I think that's relatively fine. You know,
Speaker 3: Like I don't like drums, I hope. I hope, I
Speaker 3: genuinely hope he has a stroke and dies like I
Speaker 3: wish for that, of course, but look at yes I do, Yes,
Speaker 3: I do. Look man, I can't control strokes, So you
Speaker 3: guys can't get me fill that.
Speaker 1: Here's the same thing from you if you were to
Speaker 1: be absolutely like you just have you not inquisitive about
Speaker 1: the subject at all, sure, and then you just want
Speaker 1: to just I'm gonna speak my piece. I'm gonna be like,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up, Like why not just be curious
Speaker 1: enough to find out what's happening or just don't fucking
Speaker 1: say anything. I don't know why it's so hard, it's
Speaker 1: so difficult for people to be like I need to
Speaker 1: I need to put my two into this subject, and
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna do fucking one.
Speaker 3: Minute of due diligence to find out I agree?
Speaker 1: Did that? I say it would be the world would
Speaker 1: be infinitely better. So I don't know why there's any
Speaker 1: sort of like like why am I getting pushed back?
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, like allow people to be stupid and
Speaker 1: retarded and just put their dumb ass, uninformed opinions on there,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, you can do it. It's the free country,
Speaker 1: it's a free internet. You can do it. But I'm
Speaker 1: also gonna say you're fucking being stupid. I'm going to
Speaker 1: let you know that, Hey, just take a minute to
Speaker 1: find out what's happening. So I din with Carl Jobs, right,
Speaker 1: I didn't know what was happening. I said, please, somebody
Speaker 1: give me the information about this. I got it, and
Speaker 1: then I did more digging and I found out what
Speaker 1: was going on, and then I gave a fucking opinion
Speaker 1: on it. I just be like, oh, this is bullshit.
Speaker 1: I like Carl Jobs man, you know, he seemed like
Speaker 1: a good guy to me, you know, because I saw
Speaker 1: people making those those claims and they were putting those
Speaker 1: takes out there. I'm like, oh, you've just showed me
Speaker 1: that you didn't look into this for five fucking minutes
Speaker 1: and showed that Carl is actually being kind of a
Speaker 1: shit head in this situation. It's like that.
Speaker 3: It's just like, I'm like, guys, I I agree with you.
Speaker 3: Just try I think it'd be better. I think it'd
Speaker 3: be better if you did the research before you talked
Speaker 3: about something. In general, always, I think that's a better,
Speaker 3: a better existence to have. But I think Joffrey giving
Speaker 3: him is like, oh, I don't like his takes on
Speaker 3: video games, which is a place he does understand him from.
Speaker 3: I think it's relatively fine. It's not, well, that's fine.
Speaker 3: It was just irrelevant. It was just a rerele because
Speaker 3: like people, it's like, everybody knows that Grums is the
Speaker 3: piece of shit. If you're if you're not a freak
Speaker 3: like Grums, right, everybody knows like he's a piece of shit.
Speaker 3: So like, right now we were specifically talking about this
Speaker 3: stuff that it was involved with with the porn industry
Speaker 3: and just him being a shady piece of shit, and
Speaker 3: I was just even even saying, I was just even
Speaker 3: I just wanted people to eat David.
Speaker 1: He used to use critical thinking where I'm like, hey man,
Speaker 1: even like let's just say, for the sake of argument,
Speaker 1: you know this guy's a piece of shit because he says,
Speaker 1: oh he has bad takes. It's it's it's deeper than that.
Speaker 1: It's not that Grums just has bad takes. He's a
Speaker 1: fucking terrible person that is harassment campaigns that you know,
Speaker 1: tries to take down companies. He wants fucking claims like
Speaker 1: video games and wants companies destroyed, like, get the fuck
Speaker 1: out of here, chunk calling who do you call a coward?
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Someone. He called Hassan a bad person
Speaker 1: for interviewing Elon Musk's daughter. Right An, he flashbang a
Speaker 1: dog and tirs he sucks in his right but that's
Speaker 1: what you get the point he called him a bad
Speaker 1: person and then he also and then within the same sentence,
Speaker 1: he didn't even classify Elon Elon's daughter. He said dead sons.
Speaker 2: I mean, so he's a fucking necromancer.
Speaker 1: Imagine being like calling someone a bad person and being like, oh,
Speaker 1: dead son.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but to be anti to be into that mentality
Speaker 3: then referring to the I just I just I.
Speaker 1: Hate that there's too many people in this world that
Speaker 1: don't know that what he did. So where he can
Speaker 1: like go online and tweet something out like that and
Speaker 1: people like, yeah, fuck Hasan instead of in the in
Speaker 1: the in the in the reply is being like, hey,
Speaker 1: didn't you try to like kill people multiple times?
Speaker 3: Didn't you try to kill people multiple you want people
Speaker 3: know he's a coward.
Speaker 1: He's a coward. He don't even do it himself, He's
Speaker 1: trying to get other people to do it, try to
Speaker 1: which is the worst way to be. That is infinitely worse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the thing with Chris about throwing holding a baby
Speaker 1: Hitler over the ledge and then waiting till your time
Speaker 1: I'm poofing away. It's like, just do it yourself. You're
Speaker 1: a coward.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just like killing Hitler.
Speaker 1: And yeah, well knows the idea of like, if you
Speaker 1: want to just like killing Hitler, you hold a hammer
Speaker 1: over their head and then wait till you teleport out
Speaker 1: and the hammer drops on them.
Speaker 2: I still think it's perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you don't want to because you did you
Speaker 1: kill the baby, then you see is that is that again?
Speaker 1: I wasn't even there. I wasn't there. I was I
Speaker 1: didn't The fall killed him. The bullet hitting his head
Speaker 1: killed them, not me. Yeah, guns kill people, not people,
Speaker 1: true guns do it? Sure?
Speaker 3: People about the people that die from not guns, And
Speaker 3: people like what if someone's.
Speaker 1: Holding a gun and then they disappear because there're times
Speaker 1: up and then the gun goes off kills someone.
Speaker 2: You never see a gun hold in the person.
Speaker 1: I've always wondered if you could throw a gun at
Speaker 1: the floor and you can go off. I always wanted
Speaker 1: to break twisted for a second.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like what, like what side is that argument on?
Speaker 1: Picture? Too?
Speaker 2: Like how would a It's like a like A, I
Speaker 2: can't do it without just giving the gun arm.
Speaker 1: I'm thinking of Schoolhouse Rock. But he had the gun,
Speaker 1: has eyes in the mouth. He's like gun and I
Speaker 1: have to say, I'm gonna plaint you walls, Capitol Hill
Speaker 1: and blast all themis and it's gonna be real and
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shoot until their bodies lay still, log on God,
Speaker 1: and I'm gonna mub somebody down and end up in
Speaker 1: an elementary school and a young white boys. Let's read
Speaker 1: our names.
Speaker 2: Let's read these names, all right?
Speaker 1: I got at least now more this bullshit, and now.
Speaker 2: My fucking I can't. Actually, I feel like I'm not
Speaker 2: gonna be able to read these names without like blowing
Speaker 2: my nose constantly.
Speaker 1: That's hot.
Speaker 2: You gotta dig it because he can't read.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 3: It's true.
Speaker 1: We can't read.
Speaker 2: I think he's like seven minutes to read the first question.
Speaker 1: I wasn't reading it. We were fucking.
Speaker 2: I was waiting.
Speaker 1: I was in the bathroom for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: You were in the bathroom for probably two minutes.
Speaker 1: I was in the.
Speaker 2: Bathroom for forty five minutes and you were still You're
Speaker 2: having you're still reading, and you were still If that's possible,
Speaker 2: what is the time when I recording.
Speaker 1: I was in.
Speaker 2: For two hours and seven minutes.
Speaker 1: You need to go to a hospital.
Speaker 3: I'm still in the bathroom.
Speaker 2: I'm in the bathroom right now.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just real quick though, fuck grums?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah RUMs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't want to cap it off with fuck
Speaker 1: that asshole. I wish grums. Insanely hilarious car accident? What
Speaker 1: was that made?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I want like I want clown car, like I want
Speaker 1: I want to hear like a well, he's like, why
Speaker 1: everything's happening there?
Speaker 2: Like a Blues Brother's car crash.
Speaker 1: It would be cool, like if the Blue Man Brothers
Speaker 1: were like the Blue Man Brothers were in a clown
Speaker 1: car their drums and saxophone or something with grums with grums.
Speaker 2: Did you ever see ever tell you about how I
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Speaker 2: I do believe though, that he does not know what
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Speaker 3: I don't know is that true, because no, I never
Speaker 3: heard anyone talk about them as major manner major minor planets.
Speaker 3: I hear people saying like terrestrial planets, and then like
Speaker 3: I have a non thresh up of the outer planets.
Speaker 1: I don't have the question. I've never heard it classified
Speaker 1: as major. If I have, I just never.
Speaker 3: Registered because of how stupidly dumb I was about freaking
Speaker 3: like space stuff. When I actually took astrontogy class, I
Speaker 3: paid a lot of attention really fucking cool stuff, a
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Speaker 3: Like what point in life is it okay? Like I'm
Speaker 3: gonna start fucking prostitutes?
Speaker 1: Is fifty two? It's legal?
Speaker 2: What do you mean fifty two two fifty two?
Speaker 1: As soon as you're like, I don't know your fifties,
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Speaker 1: If if Pushy was incredibly cheap or whatever, like how
Speaker 1: many dudes you think would be fucking like a lot
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Speaker 1: Not ever, not ever. He's his wife to just make
Speaker 1: a street Indian food, Dude, it'll be great. She's better
Speaker 1: use yours. She better.
Speaker 3: No, it's not authentic. What do you mean, I think
Speaker 3: it's I hate all the Indian racism. I was very
Speaker 3: close to many Indian people growing up and I feel
Speaker 3: like it's so much just going on. I think I
Speaker 3: think it's really fucked up that bothers me.
Speaker 1: Racist jokes from non racist people are hilarious, Yeah, but
Speaker 1: you know, I think it's not funny when it comes
Speaker 1: from like someone like a Stephen Crowder because they're actually racists.
Speaker 1: So I'm like, oh, you're just serious.
Speaker 3: The problem is that you can't tell anymore. I well,
Speaker 3: when it's my friends, I can.
Speaker 1: There's so many race.
Speaker 3: People in like playing, there's so much racism out in
Speaker 3: the open that it is like, it's not even funny.
Speaker 3: It's just like, oh, you're probably.
Speaker 1: On the internet. I can't tell. But if I know
Speaker 1: the person, I can tell, right, Because if they're actually racist,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not gonna be your friend.
Speaker 3: Are you talking about gonna? I'm not gonna like and
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Speaker 2: Bottom for pie themed bombs. It's amazing.
Speaker 1: It's great, man, I gotta start mentioning that ship again.
Speaker 3: When Patrick got when Squire got knocked off the mountain
Speaker 3: and blew up like a nuke by the horse people.
Speaker 2: Exploding that that.
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Speaker 1: evil come to become maj and r Okay, it's Emma,
Speaker 1: two rats and a trench coat. I consent to getting
Speaker 1: viciously molested by my co host at the end of
Speaker 1: the episode. That's crazy. That was for you.
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't read it, well ship, well ship.
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Speaker 3: I have a really distinct memory of us playing Halo
Speaker 3: Infinite and bad to the bone, like being brought up
Speaker 3: and us saying some of the stupidest ship I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: In my life? Was that real? That really happened? So yeah,
Speaker 1: it was aweso the bone. It was like, j this
Speaker 1: Now we were saying some of the dumbest ship ever,
Speaker 1: And I was like what the fuck is microwaving the
Speaker 1: baby in my foot?
Speaker 2: It was like I'm jerking off bears.
Speaker 1: That was so stupid.
Speaker 2: I get that's a long time ago.
Speaker 1: Is that memory? Is that? Like?
Speaker 2: I was in New York?
Speaker 1: Was it Halo infinite time?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we were playing online. It was in the basement
Speaker 2: because I was in New York.
Speaker 1: It was a bunch of us playing. Yeah. Really yeah.
Speaker 2: It came out as long as five years old.
Speaker 1: Now, no it's not about four years old.
Speaker 2: No it's not twenty one.
Speaker 1: No what whoa what? Hm hmm. Trying to connect to the.
Speaker 2: Means I remember, get out. It's all coming back to me.
Speaker 1: That was such a stoopid We were like, that's a
Speaker 1: good premise because like this shove anything.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I got a dog in my ceiling, got rats
Speaker 13: on my feet, exactly, come on, my dresser, dogs in
Speaker 13: my hands, crows and the dungeon.
Speaker 1: I got pizzas on my ceiling, really bad to the photo.
Speaker 2: This is the blues thing.
Speaker 8: Ship would be so funny.
Speaker 1: The Fracture record just completely fucking freestyle that song. I
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Speaker 2: No, he's drowning live bo Brown.
Speaker 1: I feel even in my little body hurting me deep inside.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Stop. That was such a stupid day
Speaker 1: because I remember us playing the game and I remember
Speaker 1: laughing so hard.
Speaker 2: It was really funny.
Speaker 3: Were laughing so hard, I got a migraine and I
Speaker 3: had to like stop. But I was in my gross
Speaker 3: apartment that had no ventilation. So I had a migraine
Speaker 3: in the sweltering heat.
Speaker 1: And laid down.
Speaker 14: My skid's peeling off. I ain't seen it doesn't work
Speaker 14: for food. A roach eating my pre I don't know
Speaker 14: where to go.
Speaker 1: That was was that one time.
Speaker 3: There was one time we were streaming right and we
Speaker 3: were doing Bobby. We were doing Hank Hill impressions, and
Speaker 3: I think that is genuinely the most funny moment I've
Speaker 3: ever seen on a stream ever. Was we were doing
Speaker 3: like imitations of like Hank Kill was like, Hey, Bobby,
Speaker 3: I've seen horrors that I can't even explain. There's a
Speaker 3: devil in socket.
Speaker 2: Bobby, Bobby, I've seen the future and both of us
Speaker 2: are gonna die a hell to mind.
Speaker 1: I don't know what do you mean, Dad?
Speaker 8: I don't know, Dad, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Dad? Shut Bobby. I'm in mid stroke of Ladybird. I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk right now.
Speaker 2: That's insane.
Speaker 1: That is a classic, dude. When I was in eighth grade,
Speaker 1: fucking ladybird was like a joke back and so crazy.
Speaker 1: Come here, ladybird, Come here. The dog just squirming instead.
Speaker 2: That's so crazy.
Speaker 1: That is such a fun But I think that's it's
Speaker 1: so fucked up.
Speaker 3: But that is If I was in seventh grade, if
Speaker 3: someone said that to me, I would have had to
Speaker 3: have been hospitalized, would have been critical condition.
Speaker 2: Bobby, there's a scarecrow screaming in the dungeon.
Speaker 1: Can you get it for me? Bobby? Could you deal
Speaker 1: with the dungeon scarecrows? I don't know. I'm scared about me.
Speaker 1: We have a we have a dungeon, Dad, since when?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 2: We stupid idiot, you stupid, fat, little bitch of a boy.
Speaker 2: You understand I've said I'm in the dungeon eighteen times
Speaker 2: this week, loudly and unhidden.
Speaker 8: Dad.
Speaker 1: I don't want to go fight the scarecrow in the dungeon. Dad,
Speaker 1: that seems demonic. Bobby, gets your bitch hass down there,
Speaker 1: or I will gun down everyone in this house.
Speaker 2: What are you scared of? Are you a crow in disguise?
Speaker 1: Oh no. He pulls off his skin.
Speaker 2: And it's a crusted as it sprints out.
Speaker 1: It doesn't fly like football used to have. Bobby's lower
Speaker 1: bidy like, he puts off his face and it's a
Speaker 1: crawl controller.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a fat litt boy's legs.
Speaker 1: Damn it. Not again, not a game. Where's my real
Speaker 1: child that I haven't found?
Speaker 2: This is a third time my son's been mysteriously replaced
Speaker 2: by a sentient large crow.
Speaker 1: We need to find out where Bobby is and Peggy's.
Speaker 2: He's gonna deal with this scarecrow problem and Peggy's. That's
Speaker 2: gonna be the new shed, Peggy's on Kennedy, that's gonna
Speaker 2: be the new the new series where they're all older.
Speaker 3: They're bringing it back, right, actually all older, Yeah, they're
Speaker 3: all older.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Bobby was like yeah, Brobby's like fifty. No, he's not fifty.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear about that. They really aging them up. Then,
Speaker 1: I think, actually, I think this is real action. I
Speaker 1: don't think it's gonna it's gonna fail to do that.
Speaker 2: Well, they're gonna do it.
Speaker 1: It always does.
Speaker 2: It's gonna faildless because it's a reboot of a show
Speaker 2: that should I.
Speaker 1: Cannot wait to see adult Bobby Hill saw a Genie
Speaker 1: explode on compound. Magical bullshit. I'm here to grant it's
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Speaker 15: I should you not to do that across the equator.
Speaker 1: You can't.
Speaker 2: Can't you can't summon a gd across the equator.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's what happened. He's on the equator.
Speaker 2: I was, don't you, you idiot? Equators are fatal to genis.
Speaker 1: Didn't you know that? You know that, you idiot. I
Speaker 1: was watching We Gotta Move One thing. I was watching
Speaker 1: this thing where some guy got a genie, right, and
Speaker 1: he was like your final wish man. He was like
Speaker 1: all right, he was like you please don't wish for
Speaker 1: another Blumkin. He was like, all right, uh, can I
Speaker 1: get one more buncket? And he's like dude. He's like, dude,
Speaker 1: you had two blump kids? What crazy anything in the world?
Speaker 2: And he was money, He's not even secure.
Speaker 1: His furthers like can I get a blood gate? And
Speaker 1: he was like, you were just working man whatever, And
Speaker 1: it's like what he was like, we have to footboard
Speaker 1: blow get one more please. It's it's gets my wishes
Speaker 1: what I want. And then the last one, I will
Speaker 1: give you a blunkin in your studio fucking apartment. We're
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Speaker 1: And he's like, you got a fire got fired.
Speaker 2: From a lemonade stand outside of an olive guarden and
Speaker 2: so and he trenched and dead.
Speaker 1: He's just like, can I get a This motherfucker has
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Speaker 1: keep giving you blumkets.
Speaker 2: You want a bumpkin from no discernible source?
Speaker 1: Can can I? Can I get a can't provide that?
Speaker 2: A genie can provide a sourceless blunket?
Speaker 1: Can I get a mystery? You don't even know what's
Speaker 1: gonna be?
Speaker 2: It's white like the airheads.
Speaker 1: Mystery man, I want one of those. Damn where do
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Speaker 1: That's why I made that weird reaction.
Speaker 2: It shot up and it was like, it's like because
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Speaker 3: One one, sure you want to blunking?
Speaker 1: I don't know what do you want? A bumping? It's me.
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Speaker 2: It's that stupid twenty two minute video that like our
Speaker 2: friend Joe made for a fucking class.
Speaker 1: It's awful.
Speaker 2: It's terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh you posted something.
Speaker 2: No, it's just out there. You Google, you'll find it.
Speaker 1: It is horrible. I watched it with Jalen and his
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Speaker 2: Terrible at the time too, which is the thing. It
Speaker 2: wasn't like the slow mo you guys, is the part
Speaker 2: that kills him. That part is funny.
Speaker 1: Pretty much.
Speaker 2: It's so funny because nobody wants to be there except
Speaker 2: for Paul and Joe. We're just like everybody else is
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Speaker 2: I did watch some of it. I was like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: that video was just like he had a video project
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